1 00:00:08,051 --> 00:00:09,887 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:09,887 --> 00:00:11,847 [Camille] Your laptop had my Instagram, 3 00:00:11,847 --> 00:00:13,140 my hobbies, my schedule. 4 00:00:13,140 --> 00:00:15,559 Everything we did last night you researched. 5 00:00:15,559 --> 00:00:17,770 Do you not get how stalkery this is? 6 00:00:17,770 --> 00:00:18,979 It ain't even like that, Cam. 7 00:00:18,979 --> 00:00:20,564 I'm just terrible at planning dates. 8 00:00:20,564 --> 00:00:22,483 It's like the one thing I'm bad at. 9 00:00:22,483 --> 00:00:24,359 If you do say so yourself, and you know what? 10 00:00:24,359 --> 00:00:25,277 By the way, you're bad at other things, 11 00:00:25,277 --> 00:00:26,320 like being honest. 12 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,654 What? 13 00:00:27,654 --> 00:00:29,573 Pretending that you ran into me at Red Lobster, 14 00:00:29,573 --> 00:00:30,866 that was dishonest. 15 00:00:30,866 --> 00:00:33,494 Guessing that I'm a Gemini, dishonest. 16 00:00:33,494 --> 00:00:35,621 Oh, now he likes video games, dishonest! 17 00:00:35,621 --> 00:00:37,956 Okay, okay, but it wasn't lying, lying. 18 00:00:37,956 --> 00:00:40,709 It was more, you know, reconnaissance, right? 19 00:00:40,709 --> 00:00:42,711 I was just trying to impress you. 20 00:00:42,711 --> 00:00:44,838 Oh no, you were trying to manipulate me 21 00:00:44,838 --> 00:00:46,006 to get me into bed 22 00:00:46,006 --> 00:00:47,466 by pretending that we had things in common. 23 00:00:47,466 --> 00:00:49,510 No, a lot of them turned out to be real. 24 00:00:49,510 --> 00:00:52,304 Do you not get the part of me that will always now wonder 25 00:00:52,304 --> 00:00:54,097 what is real and what's for show? 26 00:00:54,097 --> 00:00:55,849 And why would you go through all of that anyways 27 00:00:55,849 --> 00:00:57,142 before you even knew me? 28 00:00:57,142 --> 00:00:58,727 Because that piece you wrote for The Root 29 00:00:58,727 --> 00:01:01,688 about gentrification was dope, okay? 30 00:01:01,688 --> 00:01:04,066 And then, yes, I looked you up, and I thought you were cute. 31 00:01:04,066 --> 00:01:05,567 Suddenly, you're on the panel, 32 00:01:05,567 --> 00:01:08,028 and so I did a little Instagram deep dive, 33 00:01:08,028 --> 00:01:10,072 and I rolled the dice with Red Lobster. 34 00:01:10,072 --> 00:01:11,573 Hello, stalking. 35 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:12,825 I mean, it's like I'm basically waiting 36 00:01:12,825 --> 00:01:14,326 to be murdered at this point. 37 00:01:14,326 --> 00:01:16,995 Well, I had you in a lot of remote locations last night, 38 00:01:16,995 --> 00:01:19,540 so if murder was my intent, it would have happened. 39 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:20,999 Good to know. 40 00:01:20,999 --> 00:01:23,043 That was supposed to be a joke. 41 00:01:23,043 --> 00:01:25,879 Trust me, this is a joke, and I don't have time for it. 42 00:01:25,879 --> 00:01:28,549 Because of this, I missed a really important meeting. 43 00:01:28,549 --> 00:01:30,884 So I'm just gonna go before the doors close 44 00:01:30,884 --> 00:01:32,344 and lock themselves or something. 45 00:01:32,344 --> 00:01:34,471 [singer] ♪ Hey, yo ♪ 46 00:01:34,471 --> 00:01:37,808 [singer] ♪ It's times two when you put in that work ♪ 47 00:01:37,808 --> 00:01:41,562 ♪ Unless you tryna lose or you coming in third... 48 00:01:41,562 --> 00:01:44,523 [Camille] Dr. Pruitt, Dr. Pruitt! 49 00:01:44,523 --> 00:01:46,066 I was just in your office. 50 00:01:46,066 --> 00:01:48,235 Fun. I was in my office 51 00:01:48,235 --> 00:01:49,778 at our appointed meeting time. 52 00:01:49,778 --> 00:01:50,696 I am very sorry. 53 00:01:50,696 --> 00:01:52,030 If I could just explain... 54 00:01:52,030 --> 00:01:55,158 Camille, there are two things I cannot abide. 55 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:56,660 One is lateness, 56 00:01:56,660 --> 00:01:58,996 and the other is inappropriate cleavage 57 00:01:58,996 --> 00:02:00,914 in the workplace. 58 00:02:00,914 --> 00:02:03,500 Boom, boom, guilty two times. 59 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,544 This is completely not like me. 60 00:02:05,544 --> 00:02:06,712 I am on time for everything. 61 00:02:06,712 --> 00:02:10,549 I was even born three weeks early. 62 00:02:10,549 --> 00:02:13,802 Please, I promise that I can prove my worth 63 00:02:13,802 --> 00:02:15,304 on your Seneca Village research team. 64 00:02:15,304 --> 00:02:17,014 Well, you get the opportunity to prove that 65 00:02:17,014 --> 00:02:19,433 in your new role as second assistant. 66 00:02:19,433 --> 00:02:22,728 And I suppose that groveling is beneath me? 67 00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:25,147 I don't know if it is, but it probably won't work. 68 00:02:25,147 --> 00:02:27,566 Who got my position as first assistant? 69 00:02:27,566 --> 00:02:31,528 The one that wasn't late, Nora Longbone. 70 00:02:31,528 --> 00:02:34,448 My student Nora? But she's an undergrad. 71 00:02:34,448 --> 00:02:36,199 Yes, with lots of potential. 72 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:39,286 How is assisting my student even gonna work? 73 00:02:39,286 --> 00:02:41,872 You'd have to show up on time to find out. 74 00:02:41,872 --> 00:02:43,290 You know, Camille, 75 00:02:43,290 --> 00:02:46,084 I am not gonna be doing you any special favors. 76 00:02:46,084 --> 00:02:50,047 If you really want this job, you gotta work for it. 77 00:02:50,047 --> 00:02:53,383 Yeah, I will. 78 00:02:53,383 --> 00:02:56,303 And if that's you I smell, you need to take a shower. 79 00:02:56,303 --> 00:02:58,388 [singer] ♪ ...baby girl she gotta do it with a purpose ♪ 80 00:02:58,388 --> 00:03:00,599 ♪ Madonna by the mirror, man I heard that she a virgin ♪ 81 00:03:00,599 --> 00:03:02,726 ♪ Sheesh, and I been in the gym all week... 82 00:03:02,726 --> 00:03:08,732 Who knew that a photo shoot would be such an aphrodisiac? 83 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:12,569 Who knew I would be back in your bed again? 84 00:03:12,569 --> 00:03:16,114 And for the record, sex after actually meeting you 85 00:03:16,114 --> 00:03:17,699 is even better than the first time. 86 00:03:17,699 --> 00:03:19,409 Ditto. 87 00:03:19,409 --> 00:03:21,328 Now, if you'll excuse me, 88 00:03:21,328 --> 00:03:23,872 I have to go reheat some food on my way out. 89 00:03:23,872 --> 00:03:26,291 Such a bitch move. 90 00:03:26,291 --> 00:03:28,085 But you remembered me. 91 00:03:28,085 --> 00:03:29,836 I've profiled enough CEOs 92 00:03:29,836 --> 00:03:34,091 to know that branding is the number-one rule of success. 93 00:03:34,091 --> 00:03:37,552 - I like that. - I like you. 94 00:03:37,552 --> 00:03:41,014 Yeah, another ditto. 95 00:03:41,014 --> 00:03:44,559 And if you're serious about branding consulting, 96 00:03:44,559 --> 00:03:46,603 I just did a piece on Trask. 97 00:03:46,603 --> 00:03:48,105 I would be happy to introduce you. 98 00:03:48,105 --> 00:03:52,985 Fuck, connected and she eats pussy? 99 00:03:52,985 --> 00:03:55,070 How am I this lucky? 100 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:57,072 Oh, if only my homophobic mother 101 00:03:57,072 --> 00:04:00,367 could hear someone say that to me. 102 00:04:00,367 --> 00:04:03,370 What are you doing tomorrow night? 103 00:04:06,915 --> 00:04:08,333 [Anna] Are you about to ask me back 104 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:10,168 for another secret booty call? 105 00:04:10,168 --> 00:04:13,005 I was thinking more like a date, dinner. 106 00:04:13,005 --> 00:04:15,090 [Anna] Wow, I've been upgraded. 107 00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:20,220 And afterwards, me and my friend Angie 108 00:04:20,220 --> 00:04:24,224 are gonna hit up Minton's, if you wanna roll. 109 00:04:24,224 --> 00:04:27,310 - I love to roll. - Well, all right. 110 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,396 [trills] [Anna laughs] 111 00:04:29,396 --> 00:04:31,815 [♪ Symphani Soto: "Venus"] 112 00:04:31,815 --> 00:04:34,568 [Symphani] ♪ Something 'bout the way you look at me... 113 00:04:34,568 --> 00:04:37,946 Good morning. 114 00:04:37,946 --> 00:04:39,573 [Symphani] ♪ ...makes my head spinning... 115 00:04:39,573 --> 00:04:41,992 Good morning. 116 00:04:41,992 --> 00:04:44,494 - I made you... - Oh, my God. 117 00:04:44,494 --> 00:04:48,123 Bagels, and fruit, and potatoes, 118 00:04:48,123 --> 00:04:50,250 extra bacon. 119 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:54,463 Oh, I will have to pass. 120 00:04:54,463 --> 00:04:56,465 I don't think one-night stands are supposed to cook. 121 00:04:56,465 --> 00:04:59,384 I mean, technically this is my first, 122 00:04:59,384 --> 00:05:01,303 so I'm not totally sure of all the rules. 123 00:05:01,303 --> 00:05:03,263 But thank you for last night. 124 00:05:03,263 --> 00:05:06,683 You were very...thorough. 125 00:05:06,683 --> 00:05:08,435 I aim to please. 126 00:05:08,435 --> 00:05:13,190 Um... 127 00:05:13,190 --> 00:05:16,401 Farewell, good sir. 128 00:05:16,401 --> 00:05:18,945 W-wait, wait, so that's it? 129 00:05:18,945 --> 00:05:20,405 You're just... you're just out? 130 00:05:20,405 --> 00:05:22,991 Yeah, I mean, that was the plan. 131 00:05:22,991 --> 00:05:26,036 You know, fuck me, choke me, pull my hair, 132 00:05:26,036 --> 00:05:27,704 not cook for me. 133 00:05:27,704 --> 00:05:30,332 But I guess I'm a little hungry. 134 00:05:30,332 --> 00:05:34,795 I'll just... I'll have a little bite. 135 00:05:34,795 --> 00:05:36,922 But just to be clear, this is for my blood sugar, 136 00:05:36,922 --> 00:05:39,174 not because we're having breakfast together. 137 00:05:39,174 --> 00:05:41,843 Crystal clear. 138 00:05:43,303 --> 00:05:47,140 [soft music] 139 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:50,060 This means nothing. The bacon is perfect. 140 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:52,312 You're perfect. 141 00:05:52,312 --> 00:05:59,319 ♪ ♪ 142 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:00,821 Daddy! 143 00:06:00,821 --> 00:06:02,781 Oh, my God. What is that? 144 00:06:02,781 --> 00:06:04,116 What are those? 145 00:06:04,116 --> 00:06:06,034 JJ, how...how are you here? 146 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:08,120 Oh! JJ, go to the kitchen. 147 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:10,288 - Bye, naked lady. - Oh, God. 148 00:06:10,288 --> 00:06:12,749 Grandma, how are you home so early? 149 00:06:12,749 --> 00:06:13,959 It was one of those outbreaks 150 00:06:13,959 --> 00:06:15,210 with everyone getting sick on the ship. 151 00:06:15,210 --> 00:06:16,628 You know white people don't vaccinate. 152 00:06:16,628 --> 00:06:19,089 I will be out of your hair as soon as I can find... 153 00:06:19,089 --> 00:06:21,133 This, and these? 154 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:23,135 Um...it was really nice meeting you, 155 00:06:23,135 --> 00:06:24,803 and I will happily reimburse you for any therapy 156 00:06:24,803 --> 00:06:26,054 your son might need after this. 157 00:06:26,054 --> 00:06:28,056 Good day. 158 00:06:28,056 --> 00:06:31,351 Thank you so much. So sorry. 159 00:06:31,351 --> 00:06:33,520 See, this is exactly why 160 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,147 I don't have sex with strangers, girl, 161 00:06:35,147 --> 00:06:36,481 because one second you think 162 00:06:36,481 --> 00:06:38,066 you're about to get a little dick and dip, 163 00:06:38,066 --> 00:06:41,945 and the next, you are hiding your boobs from a little boy. 164 00:06:41,945 --> 00:06:44,197 Oh, I have been there, girl...twins. 165 00:06:44,197 --> 00:06:45,365 I don't wanna hear more of that story. 166 00:06:45,365 --> 00:06:47,742 Suit yourself, but it's good. 167 00:06:47,742 --> 00:06:50,620 Short version, Michael Douglas 168 00:06:50,620 --> 00:06:53,165 didn't ever invite me back on his houseboat. 169 00:06:53,165 --> 00:06:54,541 Ew. 170 00:06:54,541 --> 00:06:55,917 What sucks, girl, 171 00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:58,628 is that the sex with Shawn was really good. 172 00:06:58,628 --> 00:07:00,255 And, actually, 173 00:07:00,255 --> 00:07:02,215 I didn't hate talking to him over breakfast this morning. 174 00:07:02,215 --> 00:07:05,385 Over breakfast? You met his family? 175 00:07:05,385 --> 00:07:08,263 Accept it, Quinn, you ain't really about that ho life. 176 00:07:08,263 --> 00:07:11,600 No, I'm learning, okay? I'm new to this. 177 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,560 I'm a ho apprentice. 178 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:15,854 And I know one thing for sure: I'm not gonna see him again. 179 00:07:15,854 --> 00:07:17,189 I can't. 180 00:07:17,189 --> 00:07:19,774 Because, you know, I have a very strict "no kids 181 00:07:19,774 --> 00:07:22,068 that did not come out of Quinn" policy. 182 00:07:22,068 --> 00:07:24,905 Thank you, because kids mean baby mama drama. 183 00:07:24,905 --> 00:07:27,282 And I'm trying to look for something simple. 184 00:07:27,282 --> 00:07:28,992 I'm not trying to ask some other 185 00:07:28,992 --> 00:07:31,161 probably not-so-happy woman into the mix. 186 00:07:31,161 --> 00:07:34,706 - No, please, no. - Another woman can be fun! 187 00:07:34,706 --> 00:07:39,211 Oh, but that just brings me back to Mikey's houseboat. 188 00:07:39,211 --> 00:07:41,755 Fuck, I wish he hadn't changed his number. 189 00:07:41,755 --> 00:07:45,884 Oh, shit! Oh, I must have left it. 190 00:07:45,884 --> 00:07:49,221 What, pride, dignity, your virginity? 191 00:07:49,221 --> 00:07:50,430 My necklace! 192 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:53,433 Damn, I must have ran out of there so fast 193 00:07:53,433 --> 00:07:55,101 I left it by the bed. 194 00:07:55,101 --> 00:07:57,437 Or in the shower, Underneath the kitchen table? 195 00:07:57,437 --> 00:08:02,192 Yes, around the world, honey, that's how I like to travel. 196 00:08:02,192 --> 00:08:04,819 Ugh, my grandmother gave me that! 197 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:07,280 Now I'm gonna have to see him in order to get it back. 198 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,865 It's a sign. 199 00:08:08,865 --> 00:08:11,368 You about to be an evil stepmom. 200 00:08:11,368 --> 00:08:14,329 - Bitch, I'ma slap you. - No, I should slap Get Out. 201 00:08:14,329 --> 00:08:15,872 Look at this fucking check! 202 00:08:15,872 --> 00:08:17,415 How the hell you gon' tax somebody 203 00:08:17,415 --> 00:08:18,875 making this little bit of money? 204 00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:21,253 Is this how Black Republicans happen? 205 00:08:21,253 --> 00:08:23,713 Have I been too hard on Stacey Dash? 206 00:08:23,713 --> 00:08:26,132 No, her and Ben Carson are forever canceled. 207 00:08:26,132 --> 00:08:30,762 Shit, now I gotta ride out that nanny gig long-term. 208 00:08:30,762 --> 00:08:32,055 [Jamaican accent] Mm-mm, my girl, 209 00:08:32,055 --> 00:08:33,807 yu never know it, so yu a gwine bi a madda. 210 00:08:33,807 --> 00:08:35,100 Wow, Quinn, that is so offensive. 211 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,185 I only do it when it's necessary. 212 00:08:37,185 --> 00:08:38,311 Mi can't believe city girl 213 00:08:38,311 --> 00:08:39,562 actually take yu for Jamaican. 214 00:08:39,562 --> 00:08:40,939 [affecting accent] Oh, she take mi. She pay mi. 215 00:08:40,939 --> 00:08:42,399 And I take care of her daughter. 216 00:08:42,399 --> 00:08:43,817 - No, that was horrible. - "Doughta"? 217 00:08:43,817 --> 00:08:45,568 - "Daughta." "Doughta"? - No, mm-mm. 218 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:46,987 - Mm-mm. - "Daughta"? 219 00:08:46,987 --> 00:08:48,280 It's a horrible ting you're doing. 220 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:50,198 Help me! 221 00:08:50,198 --> 00:08:52,450 Yes, thank you. No, I totally forgot. 222 00:08:52,450 --> 00:08:55,287 I'm sorry, you know what? I had the worst morning. 223 00:08:55,287 --> 00:08:56,705 And you're right, 224 00:08:56,705 --> 00:08:58,456 even more of a reason to keep my therapy appointment. 225 00:08:58,456 --> 00:09:00,667 And I will not miss it again, I promise. 226 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:02,085 Okay, I'll see you next week. Thank you. 227 00:09:02,085 --> 00:09:06,506 - Camille. - Oh, my gosh, Regina, hi! 228 00:09:06,506 --> 00:09:09,134 I haven't seen you here in forever. 229 00:09:09,134 --> 00:09:11,928 I know! Um, you know, 230 00:09:11,928 --> 00:09:14,681 our...our shopping schedules probably just got out of sync. 231 00:09:14,681 --> 00:09:16,766 Or you intentionally stopped coming on Saturdays, 232 00:09:16,766 --> 00:09:18,727 and you won't return my texts. 233 00:09:18,727 --> 00:09:23,315 You know, work has been, like, crazy. 234 00:09:23,315 --> 00:09:24,399 Camille. 235 00:09:24,399 --> 00:09:26,735 Okay, shouldn't there be some type of rule 236 00:09:26,735 --> 00:09:28,903 against mothers talking to sons' exes, 237 00:09:28,903 --> 00:09:31,239 especially when said son is engaged? 238 00:09:31,239 --> 00:09:33,325 I'm a grown-ass woman. I talk to who I want. 239 00:09:33,325 --> 00:09:35,201 And I've wanted to talk to you. 240 00:09:35,201 --> 00:09:36,703 Ian told me he saw you. 241 00:09:36,703 --> 00:09:41,166 Yep, he did see me, and I saw him, too. 242 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:43,251 I mean, obviously, we saw each other. 243 00:09:43,251 --> 00:09:45,086 But point being is that we should get together soon. 244 00:09:45,086 --> 00:09:47,756 And we should have lunch or something and catch up. 245 00:09:47,756 --> 00:09:49,174 Well, it's gotta be very soon. 246 00:09:49,174 --> 00:09:52,177 I retired, and I'm finally moving south. 247 00:09:52,177 --> 00:09:53,803 [Camille] Congratulations. 248 00:09:53,803 --> 00:09:55,930 But you can't leave. 249 00:09:55,930 --> 00:09:57,265 You are New York. 250 00:09:57,265 --> 00:10:00,352 Let's be real, New York ain't New York anymore. 251 00:10:00,352 --> 00:10:04,189 Come to my retirement party, tomorrow, 6:00 p.m., my house. 252 00:10:04,189 --> 00:10:05,899 I will try. 253 00:10:05,899 --> 00:10:09,569 We all know "try" is New York for "no." 254 00:10:09,569 --> 00:10:11,321 - No. [Regina] Please? 255 00:10:11,321 --> 00:10:13,573 It won't feel right leaving Harlem without you there. 256 00:10:13,573 --> 00:10:17,619 - Won't it be weird with Ian? - No, not at all. 257 00:10:17,619 --> 00:10:20,705 Ian can't even make it. So I'll see you there? 258 00:10:20,705 --> 00:10:22,332 Well, I just...you know, I don't... 259 00:10:22,332 --> 00:10:25,460 I'll see you there. 260 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:28,046 Well, Regina says that Ian has other plans. 261 00:10:28,046 --> 00:10:30,173 But even if Ian's not gonna be there, 262 00:10:30,173 --> 00:10:32,050 aren't exes' families off-limits? 263 00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:33,718 I don't even like meeting a dude's family 264 00:10:33,718 --> 00:10:37,389 when we're together, especially dads. 265 00:10:37,389 --> 00:10:39,140 I may have fucked one or three of them before. 266 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:41,976 - While you're still together? - You fuck anything. 267 00:10:41,976 --> 00:10:44,145 [Quinn] Okay, ex-families are definitely off-limits. 268 00:10:44,145 --> 00:10:46,314 I remember in the sixth grade, I dated a boy. 269 00:10:46,314 --> 00:10:47,941 His parents owned Hyatt Hotels. 270 00:10:47,941 --> 00:10:50,110 And now, I will never stay at one just 271 00:10:50,110 --> 00:10:52,195 to avoid the remote possibility of ever seeing them. 272 00:10:52,195 --> 00:10:55,698 That's a bit extreme, Quinn. There's like 5,000 Hyatts. 273 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,200 Actually, there's 843, 274 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,660 and they'll never get Quinn's money. 275 00:10:58,660 --> 00:11:00,370 Well, that's why they're 276 00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:02,122 called the Hyatt, not the Angie. 277 00:11:02,122 --> 00:11:03,623 Oh! 278 00:11:03,623 --> 00:11:06,167 Okay, fuck y'all. I'm making my own money now. 279 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:07,419 [Tye] Mm-hmm. 280 00:11:07,419 --> 00:11:08,837 Yeah, but I should go to Regina's, right? 281 00:11:08,837 --> 00:11:10,422 - No, you shouldn't. - Of course you should. 282 00:11:10,422 --> 00:11:11,756 [Camille] Right? - Yes. 283 00:11:11,756 --> 00:11:13,758 I mean, Regina's been like a second mom to me. 284 00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:16,386 More like a first mom to me, if you count my shit show. 285 00:11:16,386 --> 00:11:19,764 Are you sure you wanna go back to Ian Ground Zero? 286 00:11:19,764 --> 00:11:24,269 Okay, that is dramatic, but no, I don't. 287 00:11:24,269 --> 00:11:26,729 But I do feel like I owe it to Regina to at least go 288 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,773 and say a proper goodbye. 289 00:11:28,773 --> 00:11:30,358 I mean, I have been kind of a douche 290 00:11:30,358 --> 00:11:31,609 to her ever since the breakup. 291 00:11:31,609 --> 00:11:33,820 Oh, Quinn's a slut. Camille's a douche. 292 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:36,823 Why is everyone stealing my brand? 293 00:11:36,823 --> 00:11:39,075 I will go with you, Camille, if you need support. 294 00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:40,285 I appreciate that. 295 00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:41,578 Especially if you come with me 296 00:11:41,578 --> 00:11:43,288 to go get my necklace back from Shawn. 297 00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:45,540 - Of course. - Well, I can't go. 298 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:48,918 Tye and I are doing Minton's. Plus, I kind of don't wanna. 299 00:11:48,918 --> 00:11:50,170 It sounds messy. 300 00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:52,046 For the record, it just sounds to me 301 00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:54,841 like you're dipping your toe back into Ian drama. 302 00:11:54,841 --> 00:11:58,845 No, this is not about Ian. Don't read into it. 303 00:11:58,845 --> 00:12:00,180 And you watch too much Bravo. 304 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:02,432 Ooh, speaking of, are we getting together on Friday 305 00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:05,393 to watch the finale of Weather Wives: Tampa ? 306 00:12:05,393 --> 00:12:07,979 Of course. You know it's hurricane season. 307 00:12:07,979 --> 00:12:09,898 [Tye] Yes, it's hurricane season! 308 00:12:09,898 --> 00:12:11,316 We're hosting, we're hosting. 309 00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:12,859 - Uh-huh. - "We" are? 310 00:12:12,859 --> 00:12:15,945 Oh, okay, you are. Camille hosted last week. 311 00:12:15,945 --> 00:12:18,364 - I did. - Oh, I guess I forgot. 312 00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:21,701 Ugh, it's just my brain. It's fried with work. 313 00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:23,453 The store's going from bad to worse. 314 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:26,748 Real talk, Quinn, you should really try to get an investor. 315 00:12:26,748 --> 00:12:29,000 You need somebody who can put money into building 316 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,753 the brand that's not interested in making a quick buck. 317 00:12:31,753 --> 00:12:33,505 You need a wealthy white. 318 00:12:33,505 --> 00:12:36,382 Yes, I love me a wealthy white. 319 00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:39,511 They will bail you out of jail, anytime day or night, 320 00:12:39,511 --> 00:12:41,012 no questions asked. 321 00:12:41,012 --> 00:12:42,430 I always forget you're from Staten Island. 322 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:44,641 Girl, try as I might, I can't forget. 323 00:12:44,641 --> 00:12:46,059 You know what? 324 00:12:46,059 --> 00:12:47,977 I think an investor would really help me spread my wings. 325 00:12:47,977 --> 00:12:49,687 Do you think maybe you can introduce me 326 00:12:49,687 --> 00:12:51,856 to a few of your contacts, Tye? 327 00:12:51,856 --> 00:12:54,484 I'll get back to you. 328 00:12:54,484 --> 00:12:56,986 Do you think Tye is really gonna get back to me? 329 00:12:56,986 --> 00:13:00,156 - Of course, why wouldn't she? - [phone dings] 330 00:13:00,156 --> 00:13:01,199 Oh, gosh. 331 00:13:01,199 --> 00:13:03,701 This is Jameson texting again. Nope. 332 00:13:03,701 --> 00:13:05,453 No, didn't you say you had a good time? 333 00:13:05,453 --> 00:13:07,956 Are you really gonna cut him off 334 00:13:07,956 --> 00:13:10,708 just because of a little dick-ception? 335 00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,502 Uh, there ain't nothing little about that dick, 336 00:13:12,502 --> 00:13:14,087 but what's the "ception" part? 337 00:13:14,087 --> 00:13:16,339 Dick-ception, a harmless untruth 338 00:13:16,339 --> 00:13:18,258 that a guy tells just in order to give you some. 339 00:13:18,258 --> 00:13:19,926 Angie's been teaching me all the words, okay? 340 00:13:19,926 --> 00:13:22,512 It's like a reverse My Fair Lady. 341 00:13:22,512 --> 00:13:26,182 But, for real, the fact that he put all of that work in 342 00:13:26,182 --> 00:13:28,184 just to show you a good time... 343 00:13:28,184 --> 00:13:30,186 Come on, that's kind of romantic, Cam. 344 00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:33,022 Plus, on paper, he's the perfect guy for you. 345 00:13:33,022 --> 00:13:37,235 Well, this isn't paper. And what about your stripper? 346 00:13:37,235 --> 00:13:39,445 When are we gonna get your necklace back? 347 00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:40,947 We don't. 348 00:13:40,947 --> 00:13:43,449 I brilliantly gave Shawn this address 349 00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:45,451 and then told him to text me when he was outside. 350 00:13:45,451 --> 00:13:49,581 And then I was hoping maybe you might go and get it for me. 351 00:13:49,581 --> 00:13:52,333 Won't that be awkward? 352 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:53,751 Oh. 353 00:13:53,751 --> 00:13:56,296 Speaking of awkward, you are here. 354 00:13:56,296 --> 00:13:58,881 Yeah, at my mom's. What are the odds? 355 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,675 - Hey, Quinn. - Hi. 356 00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:04,137 All right, well, someone must've invited y'all. 357 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:07,432 Okay, should we leave or go in? 358 00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:09,267 [both] We should leave. [Camille] Okay. 359 00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:11,561 No, no, no, we should go in. We should go in. 360 00:14:11,561 --> 00:14:13,146 We should go in, girl. Just go in. 361 00:14:13,146 --> 00:14:15,398 No, no, no, no, we should leave. 362 00:14:15,398 --> 00:14:16,983 We should leave. Go, go, go. 363 00:14:16,983 --> 00:14:18,318 No, no, no, go in? 364 00:14:18,318 --> 00:14:21,195 Damn, I already gave Shawn the address. 365 00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:23,698 Go in. Damn it. 366 00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:27,952 I cannot believe that we are that annoying, 367 00:14:27,952 --> 00:14:32,373 happy couple that I hate. 368 00:14:32,373 --> 00:14:35,084 But I kind of love it. 369 00:14:35,084 --> 00:14:37,837 - Mmm. - Mm-hmm. 370 00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:40,340 Fuck, that's good. 371 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,925 So how was work today? 372 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:46,054 More importantly, my cover story? 373 00:14:46,054 --> 00:14:48,431 - Not a cover story. - Mm-hmm. 374 00:14:48,431 --> 00:14:51,517 But I think you'll be very, very happy. 375 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,227 When can I read it? 376 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:54,646 When it hits the stands. 377 00:14:54,646 --> 00:14:57,440 So, honey, 378 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:01,319 you can't slip me an advanced copy? 379 00:15:01,319 --> 00:15:05,823 No, I will slip you no such thing. 380 00:15:05,823 --> 00:15:07,784 What if I do that thing that you like? 381 00:15:07,784 --> 00:15:10,953 Mm. Slip for a slip, huh? 382 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,330 That is tempting. 383 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:15,500 Let me get the check before you change your mind. 384 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,251 Check, please. Thank you. 385 00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:23,508 Hey, thanks for dinner. 386 00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:26,010 [Tye] Really? - Mm-hmm. 387 00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:37,897 Um...can we rain check Minton's? 388 00:15:37,897 --> 00:15:40,817 I'm just really fried. 389 00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:43,069 Do you just want to go back to your place? 390 00:15:43,069 --> 00:15:46,114 'Cause you mentioned some quid pro quo. 391 00:15:46,114 --> 00:15:50,493 Um, another time. I'm just tired. 392 00:15:50,493 --> 00:15:53,830 Okay, yeah. Are you sure everything is... 393 00:15:53,830 --> 00:15:58,167 - A hundred. - Okay. 394 00:15:58,167 --> 00:16:00,628 - Good night. - Good night. 395 00:16:00,628 --> 00:16:05,800 ♪ ♪ 396 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,969 Fuck. 397 00:16:09,721 --> 00:16:11,764 - There she is. [Camille] Hi. 398 00:16:11,764 --> 00:16:13,850 Are you ladies having a good time? 399 00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:17,478 Yes, yes. Gosh, I-I missed this house. 400 00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:20,273 Camille, you look wonderful, like no time has passed at all. 401 00:16:20,273 --> 00:16:21,566 Are they experimenting 402 00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:23,234 on Black folks up there at Columbia? 403 00:16:23,234 --> 00:16:24,485 Well, if they were, 404 00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:26,279 it wouldn't be for us to look young. 405 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:27,613 I am so glad you came. 406 00:16:27,613 --> 00:16:29,699 You know, you were always like a daughter to me. 407 00:16:29,699 --> 00:16:33,953 Thank you, but, you know, I was surprised to see the guy 408 00:16:33,953 --> 00:16:35,371 who's kind of like a son to you. 409 00:16:35,371 --> 00:16:37,039 Ian is here. 410 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,916 Oh, yeah, well, his plans changed. 411 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:41,419 - I hope that's okay. [Camille] Oh no, totally. 412 00:16:41,419 --> 00:16:43,588 I mean, it's more than okay. It's actually awesome. 413 00:16:43,588 --> 00:16:45,089 I mean, it's like the most perfect thing. 414 00:16:45,089 --> 00:16:46,966 Ian's here in the house 'cause, you know, he grew up here... 415 00:16:46,966 --> 00:16:49,594 - Camille. - Oh, there's Dwana. 416 00:16:49,594 --> 00:16:53,890 Dwana, girl, you better give me those shoes. 417 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:58,019 There she is. Ian's fiancée, Mira. 418 00:16:58,019 --> 00:17:00,146 [Quinn] Oh, I mean, she's cool 419 00:17:00,146 --> 00:17:01,814 if you're into that thin model type, I guess. 420 00:17:01,814 --> 00:17:03,274 Right. 421 00:17:03,274 --> 00:17:05,026 But see, she looks so out of place here. 422 00:17:05,026 --> 00:17:06,360 Look, she looks like she don't fit. 423 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,654 Just a little bit less. Thank you. 424 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,615 Yeah, I do kind of feel bad for her. 425 00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:12,158 Yeah, me too. 426 00:17:12,158 --> 00:17:14,494 But look, it cannot be easy watching your fiancé's ex 427 00:17:14,494 --> 00:17:16,162 just getting loved on by his whole family. 428 00:17:16,162 --> 00:17:19,332 Regina ain't slick, okay? 429 00:17:19,332 --> 00:17:21,375 Oh, please, come on. His plans change? 430 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,503 Okay, like Ian was ever gonna miss his mom's party. 431 00:17:23,503 --> 00:17:25,004 She knew he was gonna be here. 432 00:17:25,004 --> 00:17:26,214 You think so? 433 00:17:26,214 --> 00:17:28,466 Of course. This is totally a setup. 434 00:17:28,466 --> 00:17:29,509 Yeah, but why? 435 00:17:29,509 --> 00:17:31,219 Because she's probably hoping 436 00:17:31,219 --> 00:17:32,804 that you and him will still get back together. 437 00:17:32,804 --> 00:17:35,723 No, I mean, he's clearly moved on. 438 00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:37,517 Camille, of course she is. 439 00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:39,060 Come on, she just said it herself. 440 00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:40,978 You're almost like a daughter to her still. 441 00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:43,189 - Maybe you're right. [Quinn] I'm definitely right. 442 00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:46,651 Look, you're still on the wall, for crying out loud. 443 00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:48,820 [Camille] Aww. 444 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,947 Ian and I did always dream about moving in here 445 00:17:50,947 --> 00:17:54,617 after we got married, had some kids, maybe a dog. 446 00:17:54,617 --> 00:17:56,160 Are you fucking kidding me? 447 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:58,120 Oh, calm down, I always indulge your romantic side. 448 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,249 No, Shawn. He's inside. 449 00:18:01,249 --> 00:18:02,750 Ooh! 450 00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:07,296 What are you doing here? You were supposed to text. 451 00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,590 I did, four times. No response. 452 00:18:10,967 --> 00:18:12,844 Oh, okay, well, fair enough. 453 00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:15,263 Well, if you'll just give me my necklace, 454 00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:16,472 then you can be on your way. 455 00:18:16,472 --> 00:18:18,850 Quinn, who is this handsome slab 456 00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:20,226 of a man you brought to my house? 457 00:18:20,226 --> 00:18:22,854 Hi, I'm Shawn. I love your home. 458 00:18:22,854 --> 00:18:24,188 Well, thank you. 459 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,941 - I was just leaving, so... - Like hell you are. 460 00:18:26,941 --> 00:18:28,693 Nobody leaves my house hungry, right? 461 00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:29,861 - Right. - You like ribs? 462 00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:31,320 Come on, baby, I'm gonna get you... 463 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,572 I love this woman! 464 00:18:32,572 --> 00:18:35,449 Yeah, she's great. 465 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:36,450 [singer] ♪ Where I go, he go... ♪ 466 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:38,369 [softly] Kill me. 467 00:18:38,369 --> 00:18:41,372 [singer] ♪ Riding dirty or riding clean ♪ 468 00:18:41,372 --> 00:18:43,624 ♪ He got that loyalty ♪ 469 00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:45,042 ♪ Where you're supposed... 470 00:18:45,042 --> 00:18:48,337 - Yo, yo, yo. - Hey, girl, this hair. 471 00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:50,131 I know. Still getting used to it, 472 00:18:50,131 --> 00:18:51,841 but...you know. 473 00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:53,509 - Uh-oh. - What? 474 00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:55,553 You wear your Retro 4s when you've been getting some, 475 00:18:55,553 --> 00:18:59,640 but you wear your Retro 9s when you're into someone. 476 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,560 And I haven't seen those since Melissa. 477 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:06,063 - You don't know my life. - Uh-huh, so where is she? 478 00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:08,733 Yeah, I changed my mind. 479 00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:09,942 Girl, you tear through pussy faster 480 00:19:09,942 --> 00:19:11,485 than I would if I liked it. 481 00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:12,945 So what was wrong with this one? 482 00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:16,866 Nothing, she's funny, mad smart. 483 00:19:16,866 --> 00:19:18,034 Okay, so what's the problem? 484 00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:20,411 She's... 485 00:19:20,411 --> 00:19:22,038 she's white. 486 00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:23,915 Ooh, twist! 487 00:19:23,915 --> 00:19:26,208 - You think I'm a sellout? - Mm. 488 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,543 - I didn't say that. [Tye] You do. 489 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,879 But listen, I'm not like these other Black people 490 00:19:29,879 --> 00:19:31,422 that get a little bit of success 491 00:19:31,422 --> 00:19:32,965 and then start dating white people. 492 00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:37,219 It just happened, and I like her. 493 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,596 I thought I could handle it, 494 00:19:38,596 --> 00:19:40,181 but the way people looked at us, 495 00:19:40,181 --> 00:19:42,975 and what kind of message am I sending to the world? 496 00:19:42,975 --> 00:19:44,644 "Hi, I'm Tye, 497 00:19:44,644 --> 00:19:47,396 "and I created an app so that queer people of color 498 00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:48,898 "can meet and fall in love. 499 00:19:48,898 --> 00:19:51,317 "But here's my white wife and our mixed kids, 500 00:19:51,317 --> 00:19:53,110 and my little baby Labradoodle." 501 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:55,529 Tye, pump the brakes! 502 00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:57,698 You think I should break up with her? 503 00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:58,866 You do. 504 00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,493 You think I should break up with her. 505 00:20:00,493 --> 00:20:02,119 You're bugging. 506 00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:05,706 It does not matter what I think or what anyone else thinks. 507 00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:08,542 Bullshit. You know how we go in 508 00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:11,545 on Black men who have white girlfriends. 509 00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:13,673 But those are the guys who say they date white women 510 00:20:13,673 --> 00:20:15,174 because Black women are too loud, 511 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:17,176 too aggressive, and too difficult. 512 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,136 That is not you. 513 00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:22,598 I don't think I can handle the pressure, Ang. 514 00:20:22,598 --> 00:20:24,725 At the end of the day, love is love. 515 00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:27,478 But a relationship is a choice. 516 00:20:27,478 --> 00:20:29,271 I don't have to choose Anna. 517 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,773 It sounds like you already know 518 00:20:30,773 --> 00:20:32,441 what you wanna do. 519 00:20:32,441 --> 00:20:34,068 Well, hold on, where's Trina? 520 00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,820 Oh, Trina gone. I burnt her. 521 00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:38,656 - You burned her? - RIP to Trina. 522 00:20:38,656 --> 00:20:40,157 Girl, that is human hair! 523 00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:42,076 Listen, I'll order you a new one, a new Trina. 524 00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:43,035 Ooh. 525 00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:44,912 And maybe even a Debbie, bitch. 526 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:47,748 Oh, hold on, 'cause Debbie sound like she blonde. 527 00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:50,084 She sound like she blow in the wind, bitch. 528 00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:51,836 So, I mean, what? 529 00:20:51,836 --> 00:20:53,796 You're gonna stay all night or... 530 00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:57,049 It's the last plate, I swear. 531 00:20:57,049 --> 00:21:00,094 You said that three plates ago. 532 00:21:00,094 --> 00:21:01,762 And, please, be careful. 533 00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:05,349 You're never gonna get that sauce out of this dress suede. 534 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:08,894 Thank you. What are you, a dry cleaner? 535 00:21:08,894 --> 00:21:11,605 I'm a designer. That's why I know fabric. 536 00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:14,692 So you're gorgeous, and you're talented. 537 00:21:14,692 --> 00:21:17,236 Did I just stumble across the perfect woman? 538 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,530 It was less of a stumble and more of a dick drag 539 00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:22,366 across the forehead in front of 100 strangers, but... 540 00:21:22,366 --> 00:21:25,619 - Okay. - A tale as old as time. 541 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:28,664 [Beyoncé's "Love on Top"] 542 00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:32,543 So where do I buy your stuff? 543 00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:37,423 My store. Well, for now, at least. 544 00:21:37,423 --> 00:21:39,842 Running a boutique is so expensive, 545 00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:41,969 especially after you throw in trying to make everything 546 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:44,221 with ethical, sustainable fabrics. 547 00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:45,765 And then your rent goes up, 548 00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:48,225 and then all of a sudden, you have to ask your mom for money. 549 00:21:48,225 --> 00:21:49,602 And then your friend isn't helping, even though 550 00:21:49,602 --> 00:21:52,730 she's sleeping on the couch, and then... 551 00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:57,109 I'm sorry. I just said way too much. 552 00:21:57,109 --> 00:22:01,238 Sometimes I have a big mouth. 553 00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:04,200 I love your big mouth. 554 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,912 Ew, but kind of hot. 555 00:22:07,912 --> 00:22:09,663 Aunt Tammy, I thought when I went to Paris, 556 00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:10,790 I was gonna come home, 557 00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:12,166 my family was gonna be proud of me. 558 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:14,085 You're a world traveler, congratulations. 559 00:22:14,085 --> 00:22:16,504 No one from Harlem has ever been to Paris. 560 00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:18,422 I'm on the verge of a whole new life. 561 00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:20,174 As a chef, financially, socially... 562 00:22:20,174 --> 00:22:21,634 And I'm thrilled for you, darling. 563 00:22:21,634 --> 00:22:24,178 I'm just not clear why you and the white folk 564 00:22:24,178 --> 00:22:26,097 had to push Ray's out to do it. 565 00:22:26,097 --> 00:22:29,100 Aunt Tammy, Ray's went under 'cause people stopped going. 566 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:31,811 But you sure jumped at the opportunity to snatch it up. 567 00:22:31,811 --> 00:22:32,978 But you know what? 568 00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:35,106 You were always a selfish little kid. 569 00:22:35,106 --> 00:22:37,650 It makes me sad you don't care about history. 570 00:22:37,650 --> 00:22:39,276 Oh, well, come on, Aunt Tammy. 571 00:22:39,276 --> 00:22:42,571 I mean, when was the last time you really went to Ray's? 572 00:22:42,571 --> 00:22:44,990 Why are you here, Camille? I thought you two broke up. 573 00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:46,951 We did. 574 00:22:46,951 --> 00:22:48,911 Mm, so you came because of history. 575 00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:50,329 She gets it, Ian. 576 00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:52,581 Yes, but you have to at least try 577 00:22:52,581 --> 00:22:54,083 to be excited for your nephew. 578 00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:56,127 I mean, he's doing his thing. 579 00:22:56,127 --> 00:22:58,629 And, yes, we will definitely miss Ray's, too. 580 00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:01,632 - It meant a lot to us. - Where we had our first date. 581 00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:05,511 But, for real, I mean, Ray's has fallen off. 582 00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:06,720 Everybody knows it. 583 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:08,180 [Ian] Yep, he had a C. 584 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:09,932 You know how hard it is to get a C? 585 00:23:09,932 --> 00:23:11,684 He's 83 years old. 586 00:23:11,684 --> 00:23:13,811 He fell asleep at the fryer one time, 587 00:23:13,811 --> 00:23:15,646 and y'all wanna make a big fuss. 588 00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:18,649 Fuck off, Ian, and it's nice to see you, Camille. 589 00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:19,900 Mm-hmm. 590 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:21,819 ♪ ♪ 591 00:23:21,819 --> 00:23:23,988 You see what I gotta deal with? 592 00:23:23,988 --> 00:23:25,739 Yeah. 593 00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:27,074 Thanks for trying at least. 594 00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:29,952 Yep, she was definitely eating you alive. 595 00:23:29,952 --> 00:23:32,204 Uh, your mom said that you weren't going to be here. 596 00:23:32,204 --> 00:23:34,248 So, you know, I wouldn't have come otherwise. 597 00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:35,541 It's fine. 598 00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:37,209 Right. 599 00:23:37,209 --> 00:23:39,336 ♪ ♪ 600 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:40,754 Could you pass me a paring knife? 601 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,715 Oh, I know, you ain't gonna act like you don't know 602 00:23:42,715 --> 00:23:44,049 your way around this kitchen. 603 00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:47,636 All the times you've been my sous chef in here. 604 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:50,181 Give me that knife. 605 00:23:50,181 --> 00:23:53,058 ♪ ♪ 606 00:23:53,058 --> 00:23:55,644 - Thank you. - It smells amazing. 607 00:23:55,644 --> 00:24:00,065 Taste tester, please test. 608 00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:03,444 ♪ ♪ 609 00:24:03,444 --> 00:24:05,905 I like, except for I think 610 00:24:05,905 --> 00:24:07,990 that it could take just a little bit more... 611 00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:09,783 - More heat? - There you go. 612 00:24:09,783 --> 00:24:11,118 - You right. - Yeah. 613 00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:14,955 Same page, we was always on the same page. 614 00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:16,290 Not always. 615 00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:19,043 The times you was right, we was on the same page. 616 00:24:19,043 --> 00:24:22,463 ♪ ♪ 617 00:24:22,463 --> 00:24:26,091 Ian, I know that a lot's been said between us, 618 00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:28,719 and most of it hasn't been great. 619 00:24:28,719 --> 00:24:31,764 But what's happening in Harlem isn't your fault. 620 00:24:31,764 --> 00:24:35,517 And I wanted you to know that I am really proud of you. 621 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:38,812 You had a dream, and you are making it happen. 622 00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:40,231 I appreciate that. 623 00:24:40,231 --> 00:24:42,524 We're having a tasting party there in a few weeks. 624 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:43,692 You should come. 625 00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:47,613 And look at you, professor at Columbia, hm? 626 00:24:47,613 --> 00:24:49,156 I'm proud of you, too. 627 00:24:49,156 --> 00:24:50,532 It looks like we both 628 00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:53,535 finally getting everything we wanted, huh? 629 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:56,622 Yeah, totally. 630 00:24:56,622 --> 00:24:59,458 So I'm gonna go find Quinn 'cause I think 631 00:24:59,458 --> 00:25:04,046 I have to help her steal her necklace back or something. 632 00:25:04,046 --> 00:25:05,965 Well, I've always been a vegan. 633 00:25:05,965 --> 00:25:08,092 And it's not just about the food for me, you know? 634 00:25:08,092 --> 00:25:09,510 I make it a lifestyle. 635 00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:12,388 Even our wedding will have a negative carbon footprint. 636 00:25:12,388 --> 00:25:13,806 Oh, wow! 637 00:25:13,806 --> 00:25:15,808 So, wait, do you have an eco-friendly wedding dress? 638 00:25:15,808 --> 00:25:17,726 Not exactly, Vera Wang. 639 00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:19,853 No, no, listen, you want negative footprint, 640 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:22,273 it all starts with the dress. 641 00:25:22,273 --> 00:25:24,441 Do you know how much of the rainforest is destroyed 642 00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:26,110 for the silk that's in wedding gowns? 643 00:25:26,110 --> 00:25:27,069 I don't...I've never heard that. 644 00:25:27,069 --> 00:25:28,153 You wouldn't believe it. 645 00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:29,488 You don't want that on your conscience. 646 00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:32,074 I have a friend who has an eco-friendly fashion boutique. 647 00:25:32,074 --> 00:25:33,534 - She's actually here. [Mira] Oh, brilliant. 648 00:25:33,534 --> 00:25:35,202 - I have to meet her. - Here she is. 649 00:25:35,202 --> 00:25:36,870 Hey, Quinn, this is Mira. 650 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:37,830 - Hi. [Mira] Hi. 651 00:25:37,830 --> 00:25:39,665 Quinn, you wouldn't believe this, 652 00:25:39,665 --> 00:25:43,127 but Mira needs an ethically designed wedding dress. 653 00:25:43,127 --> 00:25:44,628 Good for you, good luck. 654 00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:45,963 Thank you. I was gonna go 655 00:25:45,963 --> 00:25:47,756 with a traditional designer, but here you are. 656 00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:51,593 Now, the budget is small, mid-five figures. 657 00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:54,471 - What? - Mm-hmm. 658 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:56,181 That's less than what I'm used to getting, 659 00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:58,559 but I'm listening. 660 00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:00,144 [tapping on a glass] 661 00:26:00,144 --> 00:26:02,771 Thank you all for coming out tonight. 662 00:26:02,771 --> 00:26:06,066 It means a lot to see friends and family here. 663 00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:10,237 Harlem has been such a huge part of my life. 664 00:26:10,237 --> 00:26:12,406 And it will be hard for us to leave it, 665 00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:16,910 but our legacy remains as Ian and my new daughter, 666 00:26:16,910 --> 00:26:20,456 Mira, will be taking over the brownstone. 667 00:26:20,456 --> 00:26:22,499 [guests clap and murmur] 668 00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:24,877 My dream of the next generation of Walkers 669 00:26:24,877 --> 00:26:26,587 living here has come true. 670 00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:27,963 Are you okay? 671 00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:30,758 Yeah, yeah. 672 00:26:30,758 --> 00:26:32,051 No. 673 00:26:32,051 --> 00:26:33,927 They've moved on. 674 00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:35,304 Everyone's moved on. 675 00:26:35,304 --> 00:26:40,601 Ian and I are history. 676 00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:43,103 - Baby... [Mira] Oh, cheers, Regina. 677 00:26:43,103 --> 00:26:44,938 I never thought in a million years 678 00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:47,483 this is where my life would take me. 679 00:26:47,483 --> 00:26:49,401 But that is the power of love. 680 00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:50,903 - Aww! - No. 681 00:26:50,903 --> 00:26:53,864 When I met this goofy man, I thought he was dreadful. 682 00:26:53,864 --> 00:26:56,033 - Mm-hmm. - All right, Aunt Tammy. 683 00:26:56,033 --> 00:26:58,702 I spent years building an image in my head 684 00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:00,204 of what a husband would be. 685 00:27:00,204 --> 00:27:03,248 And Ian couldn't have been more opposite, just god-awful. 686 00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:05,417 I mean, every deal-breaker on my list. 687 00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:08,796 All right, I think they get it, baby. 688 00:27:08,796 --> 00:27:14,426 My point is, when the right one comes along, 689 00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:19,681 you let go of certain rules and go with love. 690 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:23,060 [all] To love. 691 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:25,938 [Camille] Even though I have a strict no lies rule, 692 00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:27,940 after much consideration with the judges, 693 00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:30,901 it has been determined that romantic gestures fall 694 00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:34,363 just outside the technical definition of a lie. 695 00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:36,448 Oh, I love a technicality. 696 00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:40,494 But look, I...I get that I freaked you out. 697 00:27:40,494 --> 00:27:42,871 It's just that real life isn't like the movies 698 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:45,958 where perfect dates just, boom, magically happen, you know? 699 00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:47,251 They require planning, 700 00:27:47,251 --> 00:27:49,378 and you gave me about 10 minutes' notice. 701 00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:52,047 Well, see, here is no notice at all. 702 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:54,508 - You want a rematch? - Show me no mercy. 703 00:27:54,508 --> 00:27:56,760 Oh, I don't plan to. 704 00:27:56,760 --> 00:28:00,222 [singer] ♪ That's a boss right there ♪♪ 705 00:28:09,648 --> 00:28:11,024 What's up? 706 00:28:11,024 --> 00:28:13,819 I don't... 707 00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,904 I don't know if I can do this. 708 00:28:15,904 --> 00:28:18,866 Get rice pudding? I promise you're gonna love it. 709 00:28:18,866 --> 00:28:21,410 Rice pudding is the most underrated of all desserts. 710 00:28:21,410 --> 00:28:22,453 No. 711 00:28:22,453 --> 00:28:23,996 I know this is out of nowhere, 712 00:28:23,996 --> 00:28:27,666 but I can't date you. 713 00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,918 - Wait, what? - I'm sorry. 714 00:28:29,918 --> 00:28:32,629 Well, at least you're sorry. 715 00:28:32,629 --> 00:28:33,922 Why? 716 00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:35,674 I don't want to be a successful Black person 717 00:28:35,674 --> 00:28:36,842 dating a white woman. 718 00:28:36,842 --> 00:28:38,594 I created an app for this very thing, 719 00:28:38,594 --> 00:28:39,470 and I will feel like a hypocrite 720 00:28:39,470 --> 00:28:40,721 walking around with a... 721 00:28:40,721 --> 00:28:42,306 Oh, please don't finish that sentence. 722 00:28:42,306 --> 00:28:44,725 I'm in a complicated position. 723 00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:46,268 You understand that, right? 724 00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:49,563 Tye, I don't think anybody is paying attention 725 00:28:49,563 --> 00:28:50,606 to who you're dating. 726 00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:52,691 Trust me, they are, 727 00:28:52,691 --> 00:28:55,319 and that's the difference between the two of us. 728 00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:56,987 You don't ever have to be aware 729 00:28:56,987 --> 00:28:58,405 of who's paying attention to us. 730 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:01,950 Your friends think dating me is cool and progressive, 731 00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:05,329 but for me, it's a stamp of a sellout. 732 00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:07,456 I'm not an idiot. 733 00:29:07,456 --> 00:29:09,583 And I know that I have blind spots 734 00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:11,335 with certain things, 735 00:29:11,335 --> 00:29:12,669 but if you are making decisions 736 00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:15,964 based on what everyone else says and thinks, 737 00:29:15,964 --> 00:29:19,593 well, you're not a sellout. 738 00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:20,928 You're just a coward. 739 00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:23,931 [smooth music] 740 00:29:23,931 --> 00:29:30,938 ♪ ♪ 741 00:29:35,609 --> 00:29:37,819 [woman] I know what I know because my man is 742 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:39,363 the greatest weatherman in the entire... 743 00:29:39,363 --> 00:29:41,198 - Ooh! - Oh, my God. 744 00:29:41,198 --> 00:29:43,617 Your husband couldn't tell the difference 745 00:29:43,617 --> 00:29:46,370 between a category three and a category five. 746 00:29:46,370 --> 00:29:48,330 We should have been in shelters, ho! 747 00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:50,666 Bitch, my husband was only two days on the job, 748 00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:52,876 and he saw Katrina coming before anybody else, okay? 749 00:29:52,876 --> 00:29:54,211 That's an old storm. 750 00:29:54,211 --> 00:29:56,630 You still riding off that 'Trina success? 751 00:29:56,630 --> 00:29:58,674 I bet you he did not warn you 752 00:29:58,674 --> 00:30:01,051 that there was a chance of showers! 753 00:30:01,051 --> 00:30:02,803 Ahh! 754 00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:05,305 - Ooh! - Yes! 755 00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:08,433 Girl, Yolanda get up, boom! 756 00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:09,726 [Camille] That was silly! 757 00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:11,311 You would've got dragged. 758 00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:13,230 Ooh, so good! 759 00:30:13,230 --> 00:30:14,648 Yolanda always up to something. 760 00:30:14,648 --> 00:30:17,317 How do you even meet a meteorologist? 761 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,820 I can't believe that a show 762 00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:24,366 that goes against everything I stand for can be so perfect. 763 00:30:26,243 --> 00:30:28,620 Okay, I have to fess up. 764 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:29,955 I'm giving Jameson another shot. 765 00:30:29,955 --> 00:30:32,249 [Quinn] Yay. - Be careful, Camille. 766 00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:34,626 I went against my rule about not dating white women, 767 00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:36,962 and that shit imploded in my face. 768 00:30:36,962 --> 00:30:38,922 I just hope she doesn't take it out on me 769 00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:40,757 by screwing with my Forbes article. 770 00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:43,135 Oh, after Trina sacrificed herself! 771 00:30:43,135 --> 00:30:44,678 Girl, fuck that wig! 772 00:30:44,678 --> 00:30:46,888 Well, since we're sharing, Shawn's coming over tonight. 773 00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,307 Ooh! 774 00:30:48,307 --> 00:30:50,601 If I see him twice, is it still a one-night stand? 775 00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:51,977 It's a two-night stand. 776 00:30:51,977 --> 00:30:53,729 Girl, you better keep that man around, 777 00:30:53,729 --> 00:30:55,480 especially after he got you that gig 778 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,858 designing Mira's wedding dress. 779 00:30:57,858 --> 00:31:00,402 Oh, look, the show's back on! 780 00:31:00,402 --> 00:31:02,362 - I'm a real woman... [Camille] Wait, what? 781 00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:05,157 Flat earth and all, bitch! 782 00:31:05,157 --> 00:31:06,783 You're working with Mira? 783 00:31:06,783 --> 00:31:09,286 She asked me to design her dress. 784 00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:11,038 Babe, I know how this looks, 785 00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:12,706 but I promise you this is not personal. 786 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:14,041 It's only business. 787 00:31:14,041 --> 00:31:15,751 Five figures' worth of business. 788 00:31:15,751 --> 00:31:17,127 Angie! 789 00:31:17,127 --> 00:31:19,046 Yeah, she offered me 25 grand. 790 00:31:19,046 --> 00:31:20,464 I was gonna talk to you about it 791 00:31:20,464 --> 00:31:22,549 'cause you know how the store has been doing. 792 00:31:22,549 --> 00:31:23,842 And it was weird. She was there, 793 00:31:23,842 --> 00:31:25,594 and then she said it, and it was really fast. 794 00:31:25,594 --> 00:31:28,430 And what was I supposed to do, say no? 795 00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:32,059 Yes, "no" is exactly what you say to my ex's fiancée. 796 00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:33,310 That's fucked up, Camille. 797 00:31:33,310 --> 00:31:35,020 I mean, you really want me to choose 798 00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,355 between my business and our friendship? 799 00:31:36,355 --> 00:31:38,148 Oh, no, no need. 800 00:31:38,148 --> 00:31:39,816 It seems like you already chose. 801 00:31:39,816 --> 00:31:41,943 Yo, Quinn, that's fucked up. 802 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:44,529 [Quinn and weather wife] Hold up, hold up, hold up, okay? 803 00:31:44,529 --> 00:31:46,531 Because I never even would have needed this check 804 00:31:46,531 --> 00:31:49,826 if you hadn't been so damn stingy with your contacts. 805 00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:52,621 [Tye] Bitch, no. Don't blame your shit on me. 806 00:31:52,621 --> 00:31:55,123 I wasn't being stingy. It's called being smart. 807 00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:57,584 Why would I mix friends and money? 808 00:31:57,584 --> 00:31:59,878 So I can end up having someone living off me 809 00:31:59,878 --> 00:32:01,505 like Angie does you? 810 00:32:01,505 --> 00:32:03,048 Hmm, do not bring me into this. 811 00:32:03,048 --> 00:32:04,383 It is not my fault 812 00:32:04,383 --> 00:32:06,176 that Quinn is being a shady friend to Camille. 813 00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:08,512 What? Oh, my God! 814 00:32:08,512 --> 00:32:10,681 Okay, everything is not always about Camille! 815 00:32:10,681 --> 00:32:12,432 This is not the Camille Show! 816 00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:14,017 Ooh, shots fired! 817 00:32:14,017 --> 00:32:17,062 No, it's not the Camille Show, 'cause Camille is out of here! 818 00:32:17,062 --> 00:32:19,231 [Tye sighs] [Angie] Millie... 819 00:32:19,231 --> 00:32:21,233 - Camille! - Fuck this! 820 00:32:21,233 --> 00:32:24,736 Make all your friends' exes' dresses. 821 00:32:24,736 --> 00:32:26,780 How could you take her side 822 00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:28,448 when you did the same shit to me? 823 00:32:28,448 --> 00:32:31,660 You know what, Quinn? Enjoy your business. 824 00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:33,745 And I can see why you're not a good businessperson, 825 00:32:33,745 --> 00:32:35,706 'cause you can't even be a good friend! 826 00:32:35,706 --> 00:32:36,915 - What? - I'm out! 827 00:32:36,915 --> 00:32:38,542 Well, damn! 828 00:32:38,542 --> 00:32:40,836 Thank you, Angie. Thank you so much. 829 00:32:40,836 --> 00:32:42,170 You knew I wanted to tell Camille 830 00:32:42,170 --> 00:32:43,422 when the time was right! 831 00:32:43,422 --> 00:32:44,840 [Angie] It's hard for me to lie. 832 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,133 I do not lie well. 833 00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:47,551 [weather wives yelling indistinctly] 834 00:32:47,551 --> 00:32:49,594 Can we at least watch the end? 835 00:32:49,594 --> 00:32:53,223 This is the end, thanks. 836 00:32:53,223 --> 00:32:56,601 Y'all bitches are too dramatic! 837 00:32:56,601 --> 00:32:57,894 Oh... 838 00:32:57,894 --> 00:32:59,896 [singer] ♪ ...problems, problems... 839 00:32:59,896 --> 00:33:01,690 Oh, shit, now everybody crying, 840 00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:03,859 and then I don't know why! 841 00:33:03,859 --> 00:33:10,574 [singer] ♪ You're my problem, problem, baby ♪ 842 00:33:10,574 --> 00:33:17,205 ♪ We all got problems, problems, baby ♪ 843 00:33:17,205 --> 00:33:23,295 ♪ You're my problem, problem, baby ♪ 844 00:33:23,295 --> 00:33:25,839 ♪ ♪ 845 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:29,384 ♪ I'm not stuck with you ♪ 846 00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:32,888 ♪ I just don't wanna give up with you ♪ 847 00:33:32,888 --> 00:33:36,266 ♪ You rub me the right way ♪ 848 00:33:36,266 --> 00:33:38,685 ♪ Bring out my edges ♪ 849 00:33:38,685 --> 00:33:42,147 ♪ Loose cannon, you're a renegade ♪ 850 00:33:42,147 --> 00:33:45,650 ♪ Make me lay with your pretty face ♪ 851 00:33:45,650 --> 00:33:49,029 ♪ Dissonance and adrenaline ♪ 852 00:33:49,029 --> 00:33:52,949 ♪ Leaning on me like the ocean ♪ 853 00:33:52,949 --> 00:33:56,369 ♪ You make me wanna dance tough ♪ 854 00:33:56,369 --> 00:34:00,165 ♪ You make me throw my hands up ♪ 855 00:34:00,165 --> 00:34:03,543 ♪ You make me wanna play ♪ 856 00:34:03,543 --> 00:34:05,837 ♪ You make me wanna rage ♪ 857 00:34:05,837 --> 00:34:09,966 ♪ We all got problems, problems, baby ♪ 858 00:34:09,966 --> 00:34:12,302 ♪ Oh ♪ 859 00:34:12,302 --> 00:34:16,598 ♪ You're my problem, problem, baby ♪ 860 00:34:16,598 --> 00:34:19,184 ♪ Oh, and I like it that way ♪ 861 00:34:19,184 --> 00:34:24,773 ♪ We all got problems, problems, baby...