1 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:09,720 [smooth music] 2 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,638 [Camille] It's the Winter Solstice, 3 00:00:11,638 --> 00:00:13,098 and as the North Pole tilts 4 00:00:13,098 --> 00:00:15,726 the furthest it ever will from the Sun today, 5 00:00:15,726 --> 00:00:17,561 we will have the shortest day 6 00:00:17,561 --> 00:00:20,439 and the longest night of the entire year. 7 00:00:20,439 --> 00:00:22,149 [all chanting] 8 00:00:22,149 --> 00:00:23,776 Across many cultures, 9 00:00:23,776 --> 00:00:27,404 there's a shared belief that tonight on this long night, 10 00:00:27,404 --> 00:00:31,325 the old must end in order to begin anew. 11 00:00:31,325 --> 00:00:33,160 The surprises just keep coming with you. 12 00:00:33,160 --> 00:00:34,453 And with you. 13 00:00:34,453 --> 00:00:35,662 I tell you I'm engaged, 14 00:00:35,662 --> 00:00:37,664 and you show up and boycott my restaurant. 15 00:00:37,664 --> 00:00:40,375 Oh, right. 16 00:00:40,375 --> 00:00:41,877 Wait, you're serious. 17 00:00:41,877 --> 00:00:44,546 Ian, you can't possibly think that's what this is all about. 18 00:00:44,546 --> 00:00:45,631 Yeah, I can. I do. 19 00:00:45,631 --> 00:00:48,842 Wow. The male ego rarely disappoints. 20 00:00:48,842 --> 00:00:50,803 [scoffs] Unlike a woman scorned. 21 00:00:50,803 --> 00:00:52,179 I am not scorned! 22 00:00:52,179 --> 00:00:53,555 That-that-that's not what this is. 23 00:00:53,555 --> 00:00:54,765 And for the record, 24 00:00:54,765 --> 00:00:55,849 I didn't even know that you worked here. 25 00:00:55,849 --> 00:00:57,309 Somehow you left that out in the whole, 26 00:00:57,309 --> 00:01:00,145 "Hi, Camille, I'm back, and I'm engaged" messiness. 27 00:01:00,145 --> 00:01:01,730 Ah, you see? You are pissed. 28 00:01:01,730 --> 00:01:03,690 No. You know what? 29 00:01:03,690 --> 00:01:05,400 I am not even actually sure 30 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,736 what this exact combination of emotions I'm feeling right now 31 00:01:07,736 --> 00:01:10,364 is, but pissed definitely feels like a oversimplification. 32 00:01:10,364 --> 00:01:11,698 Are you gonna keep protesting 33 00:01:11,698 --> 00:01:13,200 now that you know this is my restaurant? 34 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,369 It's not your restaurant! 35 00:01:15,369 --> 00:01:18,914 You are nowhere in the marketing of it, Ian. 36 00:01:18,914 --> 00:01:20,624 They gentrified your ass out of the poster 37 00:01:20,624 --> 00:01:22,251 along with the rest of the Black folks in Harlem. 38 00:01:22,251 --> 00:01:24,211 All right, whatever. The picture is a fucking mistake. 39 00:01:24,211 --> 00:01:25,504 - I told them to get rid of it. - Yeah. 40 00:01:25,504 --> 00:01:28,340 But the food, the recipes, they're mine. 41 00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:29,967 It is not yours! 42 00:01:29,967 --> 00:01:31,885 It is yet another white-owned business 43 00:01:31,885 --> 00:01:33,345 forcing out a Harlem staple 44 00:01:33,345 --> 00:01:35,138 from a neighborhood that it helped build. 45 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:37,224 You just happen to be complicit. 46 00:01:37,224 --> 00:01:38,600 Complicit? 47 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:41,770 Ray's went out of business on its own, months ago. 48 00:01:41,770 --> 00:01:43,939 That has nothing to do with me. I feel bad about it. 49 00:01:43,939 --> 00:01:45,983 Honestly, answer me this, Camille. 50 00:01:45,983 --> 00:01:48,193 How is this any different than you teaching at Columbia, 51 00:01:48,193 --> 00:01:51,321 a school with roots in the slave trade, over an HBCU? 52 00:01:51,321 --> 00:01:52,739 Oh, girl, I know you not talking. 53 00:01:52,739 --> 00:01:55,325 I am the one who told you that when they offered me the job. 54 00:01:55,325 --> 00:01:57,202 You are the one who said, "Oh, well, you know, 55 00:01:57,202 --> 00:01:59,621 being one of the few Black PhDs can make a difference." 56 00:01:59,621 --> 00:02:01,999 Exactly. I didn't fucking protest you. 57 00:02:01,999 --> 00:02:03,792 I know how to be a supportive partner. 58 00:02:03,792 --> 00:02:06,044 Wow. Did you really just say that? 59 00:02:06,044 --> 00:02:08,881 Camille, there are so few Black head chefs 60 00:02:08,881 --> 00:02:09,756 in fine dining. 61 00:02:09,756 --> 00:02:11,300 There's hardly any of us. 62 00:02:11,300 --> 00:02:12,759 With this investment group I got behind me, 63 00:02:12,759 --> 00:02:15,721 I got a serious shot at a Michelin star. 64 00:02:15,721 --> 00:02:17,180 That's gonna put me ahead of the pack. 65 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:19,349 Then I can open up my own place. 66 00:02:19,349 --> 00:02:20,893 You understand? 67 00:02:20,893 --> 00:02:23,729 It's a step towards a long-term plan I got going on. 68 00:02:23,729 --> 00:02:26,064 The problem with your plans 69 00:02:26,064 --> 00:02:28,317 is that they never take into consideration 70 00:02:28,317 --> 00:02:30,027 anyone else but you. 71 00:02:30,027 --> 00:02:31,528 It's always been that way. 72 00:02:31,528 --> 00:02:32,946 Right. 73 00:02:32,946 --> 00:02:34,990 And there's nothing personal about any of this. 74 00:02:34,990 --> 00:02:38,702 No. You know what? Yeah, this part is personal. 75 00:02:38,702 --> 00:02:40,120 Fuck you. 76 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,831 Fuck you! 77 00:02:42,831 --> 00:02:45,751 - Ooh. - I didn't want to interrupt. 78 00:02:45,751 --> 00:02:47,210 You just heard all of that? 79 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:49,630 [Dr. Pruitt] I did, but I will pretend I didn't. 80 00:02:49,630 --> 00:02:52,007 - We'll start again. - Yeah. 81 00:02:52,007 --> 00:02:53,300 I am moderating a panel 82 00:02:53,300 --> 00:02:55,218 on the effects of charter schools 83 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:57,012 on Black children in New York. 84 00:02:57,012 --> 00:03:00,307 Oh! Part of my dissertation was about that. 85 00:03:00,307 --> 00:03:02,476 Yes, I know. That's why I'm coming to you. 86 00:03:02,476 --> 00:03:03,602 Oh. 87 00:03:03,602 --> 00:03:06,188 One of my panelists is Jameson... 88 00:03:06,188 --> 00:03:07,981 Royce. The...the social justice guy? 89 00:03:07,981 --> 00:03:10,067 -Yes. He's insufferable. - He's...yeah. 90 00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:11,777 My other panelist cancelled. 91 00:03:11,777 --> 00:03:14,154 She's got a sick kid or a sick dog or something. 92 00:03:14,154 --> 00:03:16,365 I don't know. I just stopped listening after a while. 93 00:03:16,365 --> 00:03:17,699 - Oh. - And my replacement 94 00:03:17,699 --> 00:03:18,992 is not available, 95 00:03:18,992 --> 00:03:21,203 and my replacement's replacement is not available, 96 00:03:21,203 --> 00:03:23,080 so you'll step in. 97 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,706 Today? 98 00:03:24,706 --> 00:03:26,792 Uh, without any preparation? 99 00:03:26,792 --> 00:03:28,502 Here's the thing. 100 00:03:28,502 --> 00:03:29,878 Where I come from, 101 00:03:29,878 --> 00:03:33,215 when your boss asks you to do something 102 00:03:33,215 --> 00:03:37,219 in a rhetorical fashion, the answer should be... 103 00:03:37,219 --> 00:03:40,013 Yes. I said yes. I had to. 104 00:03:40,013 --> 00:03:41,515 Which means canceling my therapy appointment 105 00:03:41,515 --> 00:03:43,100 because, of course, it's at the same time. 106 00:03:43,100 --> 00:03:44,476 And I really needed therapy today, 107 00:03:44,476 --> 00:03:46,144 especially after that fight with Ian. 108 00:03:46,144 --> 00:03:48,438 Do you know what he had the audacity to say to me? 109 00:03:48,438 --> 00:03:50,524 No. No, no, no. Remember, we are moving on from Ian. 110 00:03:50,524 --> 00:03:51,775 Yeah, you're right. No, we are. 111 00:03:51,775 --> 00:03:53,318 We're totally moving on from Ian. 112 00:03:55,487 --> 00:03:57,572 He said that I wasn't a supportive partner. 113 00:03:57,572 --> 00:04:00,325 Can you believe that shit? Me? Not supportive? 114 00:04:00,325 --> 00:04:01,576 I mean, I should've checked his ass 115 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:02,911 for even letting that come out of his mouth. 116 00:04:02,911 --> 00:04:04,079 You know what I should have said was... 117 00:04:04,079 --> 00:04:05,330 Mm-mm, mm-mm. Here we go. 118 00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:06,957 See, you always do this, okay? 119 00:04:06,957 --> 00:04:08,709 You stew on shit for hours, and then all of a sudden, 120 00:04:08,709 --> 00:04:10,919 you play a few rounds of "what I should've said is..." 121 00:04:10,919 --> 00:04:13,797 Well, I should have said a lot. 122 00:04:13,797 --> 00:04:15,632 And you know what? It's not too late. 123 00:04:15,632 --> 00:04:16,550 I'ma let his ass know right... 124 00:04:16,550 --> 00:04:18,010 Put the phone down and breathe. 125 00:04:18,010 --> 00:04:19,928 I am breathing, bitch! 126 00:04:19,928 --> 00:04:21,638 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 127 00:04:21,638 --> 00:04:23,265 I am not mad at you. 128 00:04:23,265 --> 00:04:25,809 I'm mad at Ian and all these guys, you know, 129 00:04:25,809 --> 00:04:28,228 who-who only think about their own needs. 130 00:04:28,228 --> 00:04:29,896 Fuck every last one of 'em. 131 00:04:29,896 --> 00:04:32,899 Sorry I'm late. [sobbing] 132 00:04:32,899 --> 00:04:35,235 Britt, sweetie. Are you okay? 133 00:04:35,235 --> 00:04:36,361 Never been better. 134 00:04:36,361 --> 00:04:38,155 You're literally crying. 135 00:04:38,155 --> 00:04:41,241 The wedding is off. 136 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:43,201 -Paul cheated... - [both gasp] 137 00:04:43,201 --> 00:04:44,411 With the caterer. 138 00:04:44,411 --> 00:04:46,538 Oh, my God. Brittany, I'm so sorry. 139 00:04:46,538 --> 00:04:48,123 I hate it. 140 00:04:48,123 --> 00:04:50,500 And tonight's bachelorette party is still on. 141 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,002 Luelle's wouldn't give me my deposit back, 142 00:04:52,002 --> 00:04:54,963 so I hired strippers, and now it's a "fuck love" party. 143 00:04:54,963 --> 00:04:56,965 Strippers? Girl, we eat there all the time. 144 00:04:56,965 --> 00:04:58,175 Is that even sanitary? 145 00:04:58,175 --> 00:05:00,385 You both better come. And invite anyone. 146 00:05:00,385 --> 00:05:03,013 I'm putting it on Paul's AMEX. Fucker. 147 00:05:03,013 --> 00:05:04,347 [Pilates instructor] Now, let's all begin 148 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:08,310 - with some cleansing breaths. - [phone dings] 149 00:05:08,310 --> 00:05:10,562 He Venmo'd me? 150 00:05:10,562 --> 00:05:13,148 - Who Venmo'd you? - That asshole from Prestige. 151 00:05:13,148 --> 00:05:15,400 He tricks me into coming to a pyramid scheme, 152 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,195 and then he Venmos me for 12 measly dollars 153 00:05:18,195 --> 00:05:19,654 for a lobster roll. 154 00:05:19,654 --> 00:05:21,907 Quiet, please. We're in a class. 155 00:05:21,907 --> 00:05:23,325 And we are in a crisis! 156 00:05:23,325 --> 00:05:25,077 I mean, am I not worth $12? 157 00:05:25,077 --> 00:05:26,828 You're worth $12. We all are. 158 00:05:26,828 --> 00:05:28,330 What the hell is wrong with these men? 159 00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:30,540 We are good women. We don't deserve this shit! 160 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:33,168 - No, we don't. - Man, fuck this Venmo asshole! 161 00:05:33,168 --> 00:05:34,294 [Camille] Yeah. And fuck Ian. 162 00:05:34,294 --> 00:05:35,796 You know what? Niggas ain't shit. 163 00:05:35,796 --> 00:05:37,172 And these white niggas ain't shit either. 164 00:05:37,172 --> 00:05:38,381 Sure the fuck aren't. 165 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:40,050 Motherfucking Paul and his cheating ass! 166 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:42,302 You know what? Fuck all these niggas. 167 00:05:42,302 --> 00:05:43,303 Girl, fuck 'em. 168 00:05:43,303 --> 00:05:44,888 These white niggas, Black niggas, 169 00:05:44,888 --> 00:05:47,599 brown, yellow, red, green, and blue niggas too. 170 00:05:47,599 --> 00:05:48,975 Fuck all the niggas of the rainbow. 171 00:05:48,975 --> 00:05:50,602 'Cause none of these niggas ain't shit. 172 00:05:50,602 --> 00:05:52,687 [Pilates instructor] Ladies, I am so sorry, 173 00:05:52,687 --> 00:05:55,524 but maybe you would be more comfortable in another class. 174 00:05:55,524 --> 00:05:57,651 We don't allow racial epithets here. 175 00:05:57,651 --> 00:05:59,820 - "Racial epithets"? - Pardon me, 176 00:05:59,820 --> 00:06:04,074 but we can say nigga because we are, in fact, some niggas. 177 00:06:04,074 --> 00:06:06,076 I do not know what to say. 178 00:06:06,076 --> 00:06:07,828 And this is so awkward, 179 00:06:07,828 --> 00:06:10,664 but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 180 00:06:10,664 --> 00:06:12,415 - Okay. - Fine. 181 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:13,291 That's fine. 182 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:17,003 [both scoff] 183 00:06:17,003 --> 00:06:18,130 [both] Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga. 184 00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:20,507 Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga. 185 00:06:20,507 --> 00:06:22,717 [Brittany] Um, I actually paid for this class, 186 00:06:22,717 --> 00:06:23,718 so I'm wondering if I can... 187 00:06:23,718 --> 00:06:24,928 [both] Nigga! 188 00:06:24,928 --> 00:06:26,763 [singer] ♪ Acting stupid... 189 00:06:26,763 --> 00:06:29,432 Okay, CJ. Don't go too short. It's for... 190 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,017 - Forbes. I know. I got you. - Okay. 191 00:06:31,017 --> 00:06:33,895 - Yo, yo, yo. What's poppin'? - Yo. 192 00:06:33,895 --> 00:06:36,606 Yo, let me tell you about this shorty I had last night. 193 00:06:36,606 --> 00:06:38,483 I beat the brakes off that monkey. 194 00:06:38,483 --> 00:06:40,068 Skeeted on her face and everything. 195 00:06:40,068 --> 00:06:41,695 Like rah, rah, rah! 196 00:06:41,695 --> 00:06:45,240 Look, I'm telling you, these hos bust it wide open 197 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:47,742 for a six-piece nugget. No fries. 198 00:06:47,742 --> 00:06:49,870 Yo, you gon' handle this? 199 00:06:49,870 --> 00:06:51,454 He's new. He don't know the rules. 200 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,582 Yo, Ant, chill. You got a lady present. 201 00:06:53,582 --> 00:06:54,666 [Ant] Maybe the lady shouldn't try so hard 202 00:06:54,666 --> 00:06:55,750 to look like a dude. 203 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:57,419 Barbershop is a safe space. 204 00:06:57,419 --> 00:06:59,504 You're not using the term "safe space" 205 00:06:59,504 --> 00:07:01,339 correctly, dumbass. 206 00:07:01,339 --> 00:07:03,717 Yeah. Well, she just laying there, all nutted on and shit. 207 00:07:03,717 --> 00:07:05,760 Yo, CJ, please get yo boy. 208 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,637 [CJ] Tye, what can I do? Ant's family. 209 00:07:07,637 --> 00:07:08,889 I've been coming here for years. 210 00:07:08,889 --> 00:07:11,141 [CJ] We fam, but me and Ant are fam-i-ly. 211 00:07:11,141 --> 00:07:13,894 He's my mom's sister's son's nephew. We cousins, Tye. 212 00:07:13,894 --> 00:07:16,563 So anyway, I 'bout to titty-fuck the ho, right? 213 00:07:16,563 --> 00:07:18,023 And then, suddenly, I realized 214 00:07:18,023 --> 00:07:19,566 shorty got one titty bigger than the other! 215 00:07:19,566 --> 00:07:21,776 [Tye] Fuck this. I'm out. 216 00:07:21,776 --> 00:07:23,486 [Megan Thee Stallion] ♪ ...it's too much drip ♪ 217 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:25,739 ♪ Ooh, I keep a knot, I keep a watch, I keep a whip... 218 00:07:25,739 --> 00:07:27,115 Was it something I said? 219 00:07:27,115 --> 00:07:29,242 - [laughter] - What? What'd I say? 220 00:07:29,242 --> 00:07:31,786 Come on, bruh. Come on, man. 221 00:07:31,786 --> 00:07:32,954 Come on, bruh. 222 00:07:32,954 --> 00:07:34,456 Come on, B. I'm desperate. 223 00:07:34,456 --> 00:07:36,750 You really don't got nobody who could cut my hair?! 224 00:07:36,750 --> 00:07:38,835 I'll take a wash girl at this point. 225 00:07:38,835 --> 00:07:40,712 Nah, dude. The shoot is tomorrow. 226 00:07:40,712 --> 00:07:43,340 So next Tuesday really doesn't help me. 227 00:07:43,340 --> 00:07:45,467 Come on. You really can't fit me in? 228 00:07:45,467 --> 00:07:47,135 It's Forbes ! 229 00:07:47,135 --> 00:07:50,764 I'll pay you double. Triple. 230 00:07:50,764 --> 00:07:53,266 No, I'm not keeping your kids for the weekend, Shanice. 231 00:07:53,266 --> 00:07:55,101 How the hell is that a fair trade? 232 00:07:55,101 --> 00:07:56,728 You're buggin'. 233 00:07:56,728 --> 00:07:58,563 ♪ Ooh, that body right ♪ 234 00:07:58,563 --> 00:08:00,023 ♪ But you know this pussy fat ♪ 235 00:08:00,023 --> 00:08:01,733 ♪ Ooh, I drop a picture now these... 236 00:08:08,615 --> 00:08:09,783 Hey, girl. 237 00:08:09,783 --> 00:08:10,992 Welcome to Get Out: the Musical. 238 00:08:10,992 --> 00:08:14,246 I'm Aundrea. Sunken Place Chorus. 239 00:08:14,246 --> 00:08:15,747 - You? - Hey. 240 00:08:15,747 --> 00:08:17,874 Angie. The same, I guess. 241 00:08:17,874 --> 00:08:19,376 Eric. I'm the teacup. 242 00:08:19,376 --> 00:08:21,461 Jesus. Someone plays the teacup? 243 00:08:21,461 --> 00:08:24,172 - Not just someone. Me, bitch. [Aundrea] Queen. 244 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:26,091 I knew this was gonna be a corny-ass piece of shit. 245 00:08:26,091 --> 00:08:28,009 Mm-mm. No, I can't do this. 246 00:08:28,009 --> 00:08:29,511 Who cares? It's Get Out. 247 00:08:29,511 --> 00:08:31,137 Anyone who's anyone in Black Hollywood 248 00:08:31,137 --> 00:08:32,430 gon' roll out to support. 249 00:08:32,430 --> 00:08:33,932 Being in this is going to be like auditioning 250 00:08:33,932 --> 00:08:37,060 for every director, producer, and actor that matters. 251 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:38,395 Hamilton all over. 252 00:08:38,395 --> 00:08:39,771 Everybody there from the lead to the chorus 253 00:08:39,771 --> 00:08:41,022 got mad job offers. 254 00:08:41,022 --> 00:08:41,982 Oh, yeah? 255 00:08:41,982 --> 00:08:43,233 [Eric] Yes, girl. Get this money. 256 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:45,277 - Okay, well, talk to me then. [Eric] Okay. 257 00:08:45,277 --> 00:08:46,361 Angela Wilson? 258 00:08:46,361 --> 00:08:49,406 Okay. My mama don't even call me that. 259 00:08:49,406 --> 00:08:51,074 Just got paperwork from Actors' Equity, 260 00:08:51,074 --> 00:08:52,242 says you're not in the union. 261 00:08:52,242 --> 00:08:54,286 Oh, nah, I'm more of a singer. 262 00:08:54,286 --> 00:08:56,496 And I'm more of a supermodel. And yet, here we are. 263 00:08:56,496 --> 00:08:59,124 Here, you're still an actor, and you have to join. 264 00:08:59,124 --> 00:09:01,543 $600 initiation fee. Check or credit card? 265 00:09:01,543 --> 00:09:03,378 $600? 266 00:09:03,378 --> 00:09:05,338 Can't you just take it out of my pay? 267 00:09:05,338 --> 00:09:08,008 You know, spread it out over, I don't know, a couple of years? 268 00:09:08,008 --> 00:09:11,261 Nope. Union Production means union actors only. 269 00:09:11,261 --> 00:09:13,138 Surprised you were even cast. 270 00:09:13,138 --> 00:09:15,181 End of the week, or we have to recast. 271 00:09:15,223 --> 00:09:18,643 [R&B music playing] 272 00:09:18,643 --> 00:09:19,769 [Jameson] Look, folks, 273 00:09:19,769 --> 00:09:21,021 all you have to do is look at the numbers. 274 00:09:21,021 --> 00:09:23,440 There's a reason charter schools are in 42 states. 275 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,607 They work. 276 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,943 And there's a McDonald's in all 50 states, 277 00:09:26,943 --> 00:09:28,903 but does that mean they're good for you? 278 00:09:28,903 --> 00:09:30,363 Well, for some folks who live on 279 00:09:30,363 --> 00:09:31,865 and a below the poverty line, the dollar menu 280 00:09:31,865 --> 00:09:33,783 is all they can afford. Don't knock it. 281 00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:36,161 Oh, no, I wasn't. The spicy chicken sandwich goes hard. 282 00:09:36,161 --> 00:09:38,747 And I appreciate the apple slice option in Happy Meals. 283 00:09:38,747 --> 00:09:40,707 But the point that I was making 284 00:09:40,707 --> 00:09:42,417 is, many low-income families 285 00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:45,128 depend on public schools, of which I am a product. 286 00:09:45,128 --> 00:09:47,047 - As am I. - And I would like to add 287 00:09:47,047 --> 00:09:49,299 that I was fortunate enough to attend a private school. 288 00:09:49,299 --> 00:09:50,508 Hey, hold on, apple slice. 289 00:09:50,508 --> 00:09:51,968 So then, you should extra know 290 00:09:51,968 --> 00:09:54,137 that charters rob funding from the public school system. 291 00:09:54,137 --> 00:09:55,513 The same school-to-prison system 292 00:09:55,513 --> 00:09:58,016 that gives zero fucks about Black and brown boys like me. 293 00:09:58,016 --> 00:09:59,601 Precisely why I'm fundraising 294 00:09:59,601 --> 00:10:01,853 to start my own charter school in Harlem. 295 00:10:01,853 --> 00:10:04,481 To support and uplift our Black boys. 296 00:10:04,481 --> 00:10:06,649 And what about our Black girls? 297 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:07,901 We don't need y'all's support? 298 00:10:07,901 --> 00:10:09,736 I fully support Black girls, 299 00:10:09,736 --> 00:10:11,654 Black women, and women of color. 300 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:12,906 That's not what I was saying. 301 00:10:12,906 --> 00:10:14,449 I'm saying that statistically, Black men... 302 00:10:14,449 --> 00:10:15,700 No! 303 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,119 Why is everything always about men 304 00:10:18,119 --> 00:10:19,371 and their wants and their dreams? 305 00:10:19,371 --> 00:10:21,456 What about our dreams? What about what we want? 306 00:10:21,456 --> 00:10:23,416 You can't just show back up on my block with a- 307 00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:25,085 with a racist poster of your restaurant 308 00:10:25,085 --> 00:10:27,420 and a fiancée with an accent, and expect a warm welcome. 309 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:29,589 Are we still talking about charters? 310 00:10:29,589 --> 00:10:30,757 [Kurt] I would like to say that I also 311 00:10:30,757 --> 00:10:32,675 fully support Black men. 312 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,886 I think now's a good time to take a little break. 313 00:10:34,886 --> 00:10:36,554 Don't you? 314 00:10:36,554 --> 00:10:37,931 That was good. 315 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:39,641 In the future, I'd like my panels 316 00:10:39,641 --> 00:10:42,769 to be a little less Jerry Springer. 317 00:10:42,769 --> 00:10:44,062 - Right, maybe yeah. [Dr. Pruitt] Okay. 318 00:10:44,062 --> 00:10:46,523 Go throw some water on your face 319 00:10:46,523 --> 00:10:49,192 and come to my office at 9:00 a.m. 320 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,820 tomorrow morning sharp, and we'll talk about this. 321 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:54,155 - Okay? - Okay. Okay. 322 00:10:54,155 --> 00:10:56,408 Okay. This was good... 323 00:10:56,408 --> 00:10:57,992 Thank you. 324 00:10:57,992 --> 00:10:59,786 ...till it wasn't. 325 00:10:59,786 --> 00:11:02,872 And then it went right off the fucking rails. 326 00:11:03,248 --> 00:11:04,791 [♪ Raphael Lake: "Going Harder"] 327 00:11:04,791 --> 00:11:06,334 Right. 328 00:11:06,334 --> 00:11:08,420 [Raphael] ♪ 'Nother dollar, 'nother day ♪ 329 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:11,005 ♪ I ain't worried about a thing from yesterday ♪ 330 00:11:11,005 --> 00:11:13,842 ♪ Swerving so hard in the getaway ♪ 331 00:11:13,842 --> 00:11:15,885 ♪ I stay on the move, move like andale... 332 00:11:15,885 --> 00:11:17,971 Hi. Can I help you? 333 00:11:17,971 --> 00:11:19,431 Uh, I don't know. 334 00:11:19,431 --> 00:11:21,349 I'm more of a barber type of lady. 335 00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:23,226 We take every type of lady. 336 00:11:23,226 --> 00:11:26,438 Let me take a look. 337 00:11:26,438 --> 00:11:27,897 Oh, shit. 338 00:11:27,897 --> 00:11:30,358 And I have a major photo shoot, like huge. 339 00:11:30,358 --> 00:11:32,485 So just a shape-up. 340 00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:34,737 Hit me with a two guard on the sides and clean up the back. 341 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,781 Well, I can easily handle that. 342 00:11:36,781 --> 00:11:39,576 But what about your amazing bouffant on top? 343 00:11:39,576 --> 00:11:41,911 How can we really make that shine? 344 00:11:41,911 --> 00:11:44,581 Um, I'm just gonna wet it, throw some conditioner in it, 345 00:11:44,581 --> 00:11:45,665 and let it do what it's gon' do. 346 00:11:45,665 --> 00:11:46,916 That's how I roll. 347 00:11:46,916 --> 00:11:49,210 But you said it was for a big photo shoot. 348 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:51,921 May I suggest a hair steaming 349 00:11:51,921 --> 00:11:54,340 for hydration and blood flow? 350 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:56,676 We call it "The Paradisio." 351 00:11:56,676 --> 00:11:58,636 A Cece signature. 352 00:11:58,636 --> 00:12:01,306 Mm, The Paradisio sounds like a lot. 353 00:12:01,306 --> 00:12:02,724 I'll just stick to the shape-up. 354 00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:04,642 You look like you're having a hard day. 355 00:12:04,642 --> 00:12:06,978 Indulge yourself. You deserve it. 356 00:12:09,272 --> 00:12:11,399 All right. 357 00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:13,109 Grease me up. 358 00:12:13,109 --> 00:12:15,737 [sighs] I yelled at a complete stranger. 359 00:12:15,737 --> 00:12:17,238 And I'm on my fourth biscuit. 360 00:12:17,238 --> 00:12:19,491 Oh, girl. I told my keys to fuck off 361 00:12:19,491 --> 00:12:20,700 when I couldn't get the door open. 362 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:23,495 [Jill] Teddy, put that shoe back. Now. 363 00:12:23,495 --> 00:12:25,914 [Camille] And here I thought yelling in Pilates class 364 00:12:25,914 --> 00:12:27,290 was our low for the day. 365 00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:30,001 Men are ruining us. 366 00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:32,086 You know what? 367 00:12:32,086 --> 00:12:33,922 Let's celebrate the solstice. 368 00:12:33,922 --> 00:12:35,965 Let's leave the past behind. 369 00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:37,634 I'm in. How? 370 00:12:37,634 --> 00:12:41,095 We are gonna go to ridiculous Brittany's 371 00:12:41,095 --> 00:12:43,598 ridiculous night for a ridiculous... 372 00:12:43,598 --> 00:12:46,142 [Jameson] Well, well, well. - Shit. 373 00:12:46,142 --> 00:12:47,477 Quinn, I'll call you right back. 374 00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:49,354 I mean, I did not take you, 375 00:12:49,354 --> 00:12:51,356 you, as the Red Lobster type. 376 00:12:51,356 --> 00:12:52,565 I'm not. 377 00:12:52,565 --> 00:12:55,318 I mean, what non-tourist eats at Red Lobster? 378 00:12:55,318 --> 00:12:56,569 I had a meeting nearby. 379 00:12:56,569 --> 00:12:58,279 What up, Cammy? 380 00:12:58,279 --> 00:13:01,699 If you wanna move to your usual booth, it's about to open up. 381 00:13:01,699 --> 00:13:03,952 [quietly] Thanks. Perfectly timed. 382 00:13:03,952 --> 00:13:07,080 I mean, I ain't judging, Cammy, but seriously, these- 383 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:10,458 these cheddar biscuits, I mean, they speak to my soul. 384 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:14,546 Right? See, don't even get me started on the coconut shrimp. 385 00:13:14,546 --> 00:13:15,547 - What? - Yes. 386 00:13:15,547 --> 00:13:16,589 With that piña colada dipping sauce? 387 00:13:16,589 --> 00:13:18,216 Yes! Okay, see. 388 00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:20,009 I like to mix mine with the dragon sauce. 389 00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,469 The dragon sauce? I've never tried that. 390 00:13:21,469 --> 00:13:23,596 Oh, my gosh! I just changed your life. 391 00:13:23,596 --> 00:13:25,223 - Okay. - [Camille laughs] 392 00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:31,646 Look, I am sorry if I was really intense on the panel. 393 00:13:31,646 --> 00:13:33,231 No, never apologize. 394 00:13:33,231 --> 00:13:35,900 There's nothing wrong with passion. 395 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,069 - Thanks. - I'm gonna look you up on IG 396 00:13:38,069 --> 00:13:41,239 in case you ever wanna argue again in person... 397 00:13:41,239 --> 00:13:42,490 over wine. 398 00:13:42,532 --> 00:13:45,451 [techno music] 399 00:13:45,451 --> 00:13:46,911 ♪ ♪ 400 00:13:46,911 --> 00:13:48,162 [Jameson] Think about it. 401 00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:55,169 ♪ ♪ 402 00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,504 [Jill] Here. Play with mommy's phone. 403 00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:57,630 We're almost done. 404 00:13:57,630 --> 00:14:00,466 [Angie] Hey, girl. What's going on? 405 00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:02,802 Um, Mom can't control her daughter, 406 00:14:02,802 --> 00:14:06,097 and we are going out tonight to watch strippers. 407 00:14:06,097 --> 00:14:07,849 Ooh, boys or girls? 408 00:14:07,849 --> 00:14:11,144 Boys, I think. It's a party. 409 00:14:11,144 --> 00:14:13,980 I have finally realized that Mr. Right is a lie, 410 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:16,399 so Camille and I are looking for Mr. Right Now. 411 00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:20,153 Aw. Hey, well, welcome to my world. 412 00:14:20,153 --> 00:14:23,239 So, I need to borrow $600 from you ASAP 413 00:14:23,239 --> 00:14:26,326 and I'll pay you back ASAP...ish. 414 00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:27,619 [Quinn] I thought that now that you were working, 415 00:14:27,619 --> 00:14:28,745 this was gonna stop. 416 00:14:28,745 --> 00:14:32,206 I need to pay to work. Fucking union. 417 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:33,708 But you know, I'll work it off here. 418 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,836 I'll keep the store open three extra hours at $200 an hour. 419 00:14:36,836 --> 00:14:38,338 Tempting offer, 420 00:14:38,338 --> 00:14:41,090 but you know I tore up my mom's check and rent is due. 421 00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:44,594 Well, I need to earn that $600 somehow. 422 00:14:44,594 --> 00:14:46,429 Quinn, I have to come back. 423 00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:48,348 Teddy's too hyper to try on clothes. 424 00:14:48,348 --> 00:14:50,183 Aw, I'm sorry, Jill. 425 00:14:50,183 --> 00:14:52,101 I understand. She seems like a handful today. 426 00:14:52,101 --> 00:14:54,520 She's the worst. I'm so over it. 427 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,774 I'm totally, totally lost since my Jamaican nanny quit. 428 00:14:57,774 --> 00:14:59,901 Yeah. I hate when that happens. 429 00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:02,570 [Jill] I'm desperate for help, but she has to be Jamaican. 430 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:05,406 I had a Jamaican nanny when I grew up, and I miss her. 431 00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:08,951 [Angie affecting accent] Luk at dat beautiful gyal. 432 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,912 She is your dawta? 433 00:15:10,912 --> 00:15:12,955 - Hello? - Hello, good night. 434 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:16,584 I'm Ruby from Trelawny, Jamaica. 435 00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:19,629 Jill McCabe. Such a pleasure to meet you. 436 00:15:19,629 --> 00:15:20,963 I love your island. 437 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:24,133 Best cornrows I ever had. 438 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:26,552 Do enuh anyone luk for ah nanny? 439 00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:29,222 I think I heard "nanny." Are you a nanny? 440 00:15:29,222 --> 00:15:31,391 Mia? Yes. 441 00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:34,018 Me tekk care of ya dawta. 442 00:15:34,018 --> 00:15:36,104 So she no ack like she no have no mannas 443 00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:37,355 like she raised back o' bush. 444 00:15:37,355 --> 00:15:39,732 [chuckles] Oh, I love you already. 445 00:15:39,732 --> 00:15:42,860 Don't you love her already? Teddy? 446 00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:44,112 Can you come to my house 447 00:15:44,112 --> 00:15:46,197 for an interview and trial time with Teddy? 448 00:15:46,197 --> 00:15:47,907 Sure can. 449 00:15:47,907 --> 00:15:49,701 For $600. 450 00:15:49,701 --> 00:15:52,495 What? No, I don't pay to interview. 451 00:15:52,495 --> 00:15:56,416 Me raze all five uh mi bruddahs and mi sistuhs. 452 00:15:56,416 --> 00:16:00,253 Mi poppa was just like the song: a rollin' stone. 453 00:16:00,253 --> 00:16:02,255 An' he rolled uhway. 454 00:16:02,255 --> 00:16:03,589 Bless your heart. 455 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:06,926 No clue what you're saying, but maybe we could call it 456 00:16:06,926 --> 00:16:08,886 a salary advance if I hire you? 457 00:16:08,886 --> 00:16:10,179 $600, it is. 458 00:16:10,179 --> 00:16:12,890 Here's my name, number, address. 459 00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:15,768 And I will see you tomorrow at 9:00. 460 00:16:15,768 --> 00:16:16,894 - See yuh, miss. - Bye. 461 00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,980 Bye-bye, Teddy. 462 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:21,691 Oh, she's so sweet. I can tell. 463 00:16:21,691 --> 00:16:24,152 - Bye, Jill. [Jill] Bye. 464 00:16:24,152 --> 00:16:25,611 There's something wrong with that girl. 465 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,572 No, there's something wrong with you. Okay. 466 00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:30,158 Pretending to be an immigrant so that you could get a job? 467 00:16:30,158 --> 00:16:32,034 That is a new low for you. 468 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,745 A new low, or low-key brilliant 469 00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:35,705 that I'm hustling that problematic white lady 470 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:36,748 out of some coins? 471 00:16:36,748 --> 00:16:38,207 It is reparations. 472 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,376 It's cultural appropriation. And being Jamaican myself... 473 00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:42,545 - Half. - So? 474 00:16:42,545 --> 00:16:44,130 And the other half is Caymanian, bitch. 475 00:16:44,130 --> 00:16:46,466 So being a full West Indian person... 476 00:16:46,466 --> 00:16:48,301 Girl, you moved here when you were four. 477 00:16:48,301 --> 00:16:51,095 Tell that to my Caribbean ancestors. 478 00:16:51,095 --> 00:16:53,973 The point is, you can't just put on a Caribbean accent 479 00:16:53,973 --> 00:16:56,017 like it's a cute accessory and then profit off of it. 480 00:16:56,017 --> 00:16:58,853 It's wrong. But since we're here, 481 00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,480 let me tell you something, okay? 482 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:04,150 West Indians are a beautifully complex and diverse people 483 00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:06,486 whose cultural influence should be celebrated, 484 00:17:06,486 --> 00:17:09,697 not mocked, especially by fellow diasporians. 485 00:17:09,697 --> 00:17:13,284 And certainly when you can't even get the accent right. 486 00:17:13,284 --> 00:17:15,870 Damn, Quinn. I hear you. 487 00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:17,455 Thank you. 488 00:17:17,455 --> 00:17:19,582 But if you not gwan gih the gul $600, 489 00:17:19,582 --> 00:17:22,502 mi gwan have tuh do wha mi gwan have tuh do. 490 00:17:22,502 --> 00:17:23,586 Bomboclaat. 491 00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:25,838 And do like your musical. Get out. 492 00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,632 Bombo. Bombo. 493 00:17:27,632 --> 00:17:29,801 - [laughter] [Angie] Love you. 494 00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:33,596 [Isabela] I hope to bring attention 495 00:17:33,596 --> 00:17:35,264 to the way that polluted environments 496 00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,099 disproportionately affect Black and brown communities. 497 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:41,771 Hmm, Paradisio is pretty good. 498 00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:43,898 [sizzling] 499 00:17:43,898 --> 00:17:46,442 [Isabela] Giving our children a safe and clean place 500 00:17:46,442 --> 00:17:48,903 to play should not be seen as a radical agenda. 501 00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:50,238 And the only way to make that clear 502 00:17:50,238 --> 00:17:51,322 to those in Washington... 503 00:17:51,322 --> 00:17:53,324 Oh! He-hello. 504 00:17:53,324 --> 00:17:56,494 Ca-can someone help? 505 00:17:56,494 --> 00:18:00,873 This conditioner fucking stinks! 506 00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:03,918 [upbeat music] 507 00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:05,253 Fuck love! 508 00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:07,922 Yes, girls! Let's do this! 509 00:18:07,922 --> 00:18:09,632 We're free. 510 00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:11,801 Whoo! 511 00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:13,928 Okay, darlings, I rarely say this, 512 00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:15,763 but maybe this is too ratchet. 513 00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:18,182 No. No, no, no. Not for me. 514 00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:20,268 Not tonight. 515 00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:22,311 That Jameson slid into my DMs. 516 00:18:22,311 --> 00:18:24,438 Camille, no work tonight. Okay? 517 00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,232 This whole solstice thing was your idea. 518 00:18:26,232 --> 00:18:27,650 - Right. - So come on. 519 00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:31,612 Let's loosen up and have some fun, hos. 520 00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:34,991 - She on one. - I ain't been a ho since 2005. 521 00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:38,035 [Quinn] Yes! 522 00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:40,371 Let us see that transversus abdominus, honey. 523 00:18:40,371 --> 00:18:41,497 What? 524 00:18:41,497 --> 00:18:43,416 Oh, the "V" that points to the "D." 525 00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:45,084 - Oh. - [women howling] 526 00:18:45,084 --> 00:18:47,503 Somehow this isn't making me feel as good about the future 527 00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:49,213 as I thought it would. 528 00:18:49,213 --> 00:18:51,549 [Camille] Hey. [Angie] Hey, bitch. 529 00:18:51,549 --> 00:18:55,219 [women hollering] 530 00:18:55,219 --> 00:18:56,846 - Oh. - Ooh! 531 00:18:56,846 --> 00:18:59,682 Business 101, asshole: 532 00:18:59,682 --> 00:19:01,434 know your audience. 533 00:19:01,434 --> 00:19:03,311 - [all gasp] - [stripper] Oh, shit! 534 00:19:03,311 --> 00:19:04,979 Don King? 535 00:19:04,979 --> 00:19:07,899 Oh, my God. Tye, what happened? 536 00:19:07,899 --> 00:19:10,401 Cece. Cece fucking happened. 537 00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:12,445 Cece, as in Natural Hair Cece's? 538 00:19:12,445 --> 00:19:14,071 [both gasp] - I'm so pissed! 539 00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,656 I mean, I got a photo shoot tomorrow, 540 00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:18,409 and now I look like I got ran over by a unicyclist. 541 00:19:18,409 --> 00:19:21,412 Girl, don't even trip. You know I got you. 542 00:19:21,412 --> 00:19:23,956 Tye, say hello to "Trina." 543 00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:28,210 She's my ever-present "in case of emergency" and your new BFF. 544 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,295 [Tye] Okay. - Wait. 545 00:19:29,295 --> 00:19:30,504 Do you have that with you all the time? 546 00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,381 - All the time. - All the time. 547 00:19:32,381 --> 00:19:35,676 [announcer] And now, what we've all been waiting for, 548 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:38,596 Oscar De La Dick-You-Down! 549 00:19:38,596 --> 00:19:39,722 [♪ Jeremih: "Birthday Sex"] 550 00:19:39,722 --> 00:19:42,600 [Jeremih] ♪ Yeah-eah ♪ 551 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:46,228 ♪ It's your birthday so I know you want to ride out... 552 00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,605 [women hollering] 553 00:19:47,605 --> 00:19:49,065 [Camille] Wait a second. 554 00:19:49,065 --> 00:19:50,775 He looks like this guy named Bobby 555 00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:52,276 I used to date in high school. 556 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,070 Girl, I wish I went to your school. 557 00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:56,489 [scoffs] He had an annoying cousin Skeeter. 558 00:19:56,489 --> 00:19:59,033 - Whoo! - Oh! 559 00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:01,827 - [all scream] - Ha-ha! I caught that shit. 560 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,746 ♪ Get ready for action... 561 00:20:03,746 --> 00:20:05,122 [Angie] Ooh, yes! 562 00:20:05,122 --> 00:20:07,458 All right, ladies. Who wants some? 563 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:08,626 - Not me. - Me. 564 00:20:08,626 --> 00:20:11,462 - Me! - [women cheering] 565 00:20:11,462 --> 00:20:12,880 [Camille] Oh! - Come get this, bitch! 566 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:13,965 ♪ ♪ 567 00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:16,175 ♪ Girl, you know I, I, I ♪ 568 00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:17,927 ♪ Girl, you know I, I, I ♪ 569 00:20:17,927 --> 00:20:19,345 ♪ I've been feening ♪ 570 00:20:19,345 --> 00:20:20,805 ♪ Woke up in the late night been dreaming ♪ 571 00:20:20,805 --> 00:20:22,181 ♪ About your loving ♪ 572 00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:23,265 ♪ Girl, you know I, I, I... 573 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,517 Yeah! 574 00:20:24,517 --> 00:20:26,268 ♪ Girl, you know I, I, I ♪ 575 00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,687 [women hollering] 576 00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:29,730 ♪ Just need your body to make good ♪ 577 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:30,856 ♪ Birthday sex... 578 00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:32,149 - Oh! [Camille] Oh! 579 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:34,652 Oh, it was in my mouth. It was in my mouth. 580 00:20:34,652 --> 00:20:36,153 Yeah... ooh, okay. 581 00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:38,364 Yeah, um, y'all, I'm gonna go ahead and call it. 582 00:20:38,364 --> 00:20:40,241 - Oh, you wack! - What? 583 00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:42,034 You were the one that brought us here. 584 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:44,745 I know, but I have a 9:00 a.m. with Dr. Pruitt in the morning. 585 00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:45,913 [Tye exhales sharply] - I got to go. 586 00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:48,541 - Good luck, girl. - Thank you. 587 00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,042 - Love you. - I love you too. 588 00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:51,544 ♪ One, two, three... 589 00:20:51,544 --> 00:20:53,796 Quinn. 590 00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:55,172 [squeals, then giggles] 591 00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:57,550 - [mouths] - No. I know, I know. 592 00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:59,051 Oh! Hi. Okay... 593 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:01,929 [women hollering] 594 00:21:01,929 --> 00:21:04,557 ♪ We grinding with passion ♪ 595 00:21:04,557 --> 00:21:06,809 ♪ 'Cause it's your birthday ♪ 596 00:21:06,809 --> 00:21:08,269 - Hey. - Hi. 597 00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:10,855 Hello. More stripper talk, please. 598 00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:14,191 You have a beautiful smile. 599 00:21:14,191 --> 00:21:15,568 Thanks. 600 00:21:15,568 --> 00:21:17,653 Thank you, Oscar de la... 601 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:19,280 Shawn. 602 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,240 [voice cracks] Oscar de la Shawn. 603 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,075 [squealing] 604 00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:24,952 ♪ Woke up in the late night been dreaming ♪ 605 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:26,495 ♪ About your loving... 606 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,748 [rasping] Bye, bitches! 607 00:21:28,748 --> 00:21:30,207 That ain't even fair. 608 00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:33,210 [♪ Journey Montana: "Forget Me"] 609 00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:40,217 ♪ ♪ 610 00:21:42,428 --> 00:21:45,389 [Journey] ♪ Gotta leave the city when it's getting bad ♪ 611 00:21:45,389 --> 00:21:48,100 ♪ I can feel the love you're not feeling back ♪ 612 00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,518 [notification chimes] 613 00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:51,395 ♪ Down for a minute it's my favorite part ♪ 614 00:21:51,395 --> 00:21:54,190 ♪ One call and I'm right back in it ♪ 615 00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:56,901 ♪ Windowpane my window's open ♪ 616 00:21:56,901 --> 00:21:59,737 ♪ Hurting me 'cause you was broken... 617 00:21:59,737 --> 00:22:01,989 Oh. Glad you texted. 618 00:22:01,989 --> 00:22:03,407 I had a feeling you might. 619 00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:06,660 Well, then the joke's on you, because I butt texted. 620 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,162 I just didn't want to leave you hanging. 621 00:22:08,162 --> 00:22:09,580 Uh-huh. 622 00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:12,625 So we didn't vibe earlier? 623 00:22:12,625 --> 00:22:14,335 There was a vibe. 624 00:22:14,335 --> 00:22:15,503 Vibe adjacent. 625 00:22:15,503 --> 00:22:16,629 Vibe adjacent? 626 00:22:16,629 --> 00:22:18,214 [chuckles] 627 00:22:18,214 --> 00:22:21,050 So are we just gonna stand out here and freeze all night, 628 00:22:21,050 --> 00:22:22,051 or is there a plan? 629 00:22:22,051 --> 00:22:24,386 Plan? Where's the fun in that? 630 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,055 Come on. Look around us. 631 00:22:26,055 --> 00:22:28,182 Million possibilities, you know? 632 00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,809 Let's have one of those 633 00:22:29,809 --> 00:22:31,560 "only-in-New-York" kind of nights. 634 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,479 Oh, yeah. Last time I had one of those, 635 00:22:33,479 --> 00:22:35,606 I was 21, and I ended up in the back 636 00:22:35,606 --> 00:22:38,025 of Trick Daddy's tour bus in Atlantic City. 637 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,527 But it was memorable, right? 638 00:22:39,527 --> 00:22:41,362 For Angie, it was. 639 00:22:41,362 --> 00:22:43,614 That's my friend. You never met her. 640 00:22:43,614 --> 00:22:46,075 Well, I thought we could check this place out. 641 00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:50,287 This place? 642 00:22:50,287 --> 00:22:52,123 - Yeah. Come on. - But-- 643 00:22:55,376 --> 00:22:57,419 Okay, if this is an elaborate plan 644 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,922 to get me to do your laundry, I'm gonna kill you. 645 00:22:59,922 --> 00:23:01,048 [chuckles] 646 00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:05,219 After you. 647 00:23:12,601 --> 00:23:14,395 Oh, my God. 648 00:23:14,395 --> 00:23:17,273 [gasps] Has this always been here? 649 00:23:17,273 --> 00:23:20,276 I thought I knew every secret spot in Harlem. 650 00:23:20,276 --> 00:23:22,903 - I told you to trust me. - Oh, my gosh. 651 00:23:22,903 --> 00:23:26,448 It's the 1979 original version of Asteroids. 652 00:23:26,448 --> 00:23:27,575 This cannot be real. 653 00:23:27,575 --> 00:23:29,910 Damn, it's like that. You know the year? 654 00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:32,246 Centipede! 655 00:23:32,246 --> 00:23:34,582 Wow. You really like video games, huh? 656 00:23:34,582 --> 00:23:37,835 Yeah. I was a total latchkey kid. 657 00:23:37,835 --> 00:23:40,880 When my mom was at work, I used to spend hours at two places: 658 00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,215 the public library and this arcade 659 00:23:43,215 --> 00:23:44,925 a few blocks away from our apartment. 660 00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:46,302 Single mom, huh? 661 00:23:46,302 --> 00:23:48,012 Yeah. Cliché, cliché. 662 00:23:48,012 --> 00:23:50,139 You know, I hate to brag, 663 00:23:50,139 --> 00:23:52,558 but I was kind of like the neighborhood champ. 664 00:23:52,558 --> 00:23:53,893 Well, I don't know which neighborhood you grew up in, 665 00:23:53,893 --> 00:23:55,060 'cause you weren't better than me. 666 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:56,604 - Oh, is that a challenge? - Challenge? 667 00:23:56,604 --> 00:23:59,023 No. No, no. I mean, yeah. It's a challenge, if you want. 668 00:23:59,023 --> 00:24:00,399 - Is it? - Let's see what you got. 669 00:24:00,399 --> 00:24:02,026 I'm just saying, 'cause if it is, you know what I'm saying, 670 00:24:02,026 --> 00:24:03,569 you done messed up. Hold that. 671 00:24:03,569 --> 00:24:04,820 Ooh. This is the money you gonna owe me later? 672 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:06,488 Oh, yes. 673 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:07,740 [Jameson] Whoa! [Camille] Wow. 674 00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:08,908 - That's crazy, huh? - Damn! 675 00:24:08,908 --> 00:24:10,492 -Are you impressed? - Let me show you 676 00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:12,369 what a real champion looks like, all right? 677 00:24:12,369 --> 00:24:14,246 Okay, let's see. 678 00:24:14,246 --> 00:24:16,415 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 679 00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:18,417 - Oh, and I still got it. - Wow. 680 00:24:18,417 --> 00:24:20,628 Okay. You do-you do got it. That's for sure. 681 00:24:20,628 --> 00:24:22,213 No. Stop it. 682 00:24:22,213 --> 00:24:24,381 - Okay... oh! - [sighs] 683 00:24:24,381 --> 00:24:25,758 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 684 00:24:25,758 --> 00:24:28,469 Whoa. [both] Oh! 685 00:24:28,469 --> 00:24:31,347 - And-and stop. Don't! - Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 686 00:24:31,347 --> 00:24:33,098 I know you like her a lot, but she's not... 687 00:24:33,098 --> 00:24:34,683 - Let me try another one. - Go for it. 688 00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:36,644 - Ooh. - Yes! 689 00:24:36,644 --> 00:24:39,730 It's the night of my life! 690 00:24:39,730 --> 00:24:41,357 [squeals] 691 00:24:41,357 --> 00:24:44,151 City with the best cheesecake. 692 00:24:44,151 --> 00:24:45,569 [both] New York. 693 00:24:45,569 --> 00:24:48,405 - Same answer again? - This is freaky. 694 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:50,824 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 695 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:53,452 How about your favorite color? 696 00:24:53,452 --> 00:24:54,954 - Red. - Red. 697 00:24:54,954 --> 00:24:58,249 Look, I feel kinda corny, 698 00:24:58,249 --> 00:24:59,541 but I'm digging this. 699 00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:05,839 No, no, I can't do this. No, no, no. 700 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:07,299 - You can't do what? - This. 701 00:25:07,299 --> 00:25:09,260 The flirty back-and-forth thing. 702 00:25:09,260 --> 00:25:11,345 But, no, I have decided 703 00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,973 that I will no longer look for a good guy. 704 00:25:13,973 --> 00:25:15,266 Yeah, but I am a good guy, though. 705 00:25:15,266 --> 00:25:16,183 You are? 706 00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:17,601 Yeah. 707 00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:19,770 No. No. 708 00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:22,022 Uh-uh. We're not doing this. 709 00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:24,525 The, uh, cutesy, romantic portion 710 00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:26,735 of the evening has ended. 711 00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:28,654 Okay. I understand. 712 00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:31,198 However, the... 713 00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:35,369 sexy, fucking part is about to begin. 714 00:25:35,369 --> 00:25:37,788 What do you say? 715 00:25:37,788 --> 00:25:41,333 Your place. No strings. 716 00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:43,377 I dig that too. 717 00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:45,337 [singer] ♪ Going in on sight now ♪ 718 00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:47,298 ♪ Look where we at, yeah, look where we at ♪♪ 719 00:25:47,298 --> 00:25:49,675 [Jameson] Oh, no way that was Wesley Snipes. 720 00:25:49,675 --> 00:25:51,010 [Camille] That was definitely Wesley Snipes. 721 00:25:51,010 --> 00:25:53,220 - You are out of your mind. - Are you serious? 722 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,305 Why would he be on the subway? 723 00:25:54,305 --> 00:25:55,556 I don't know, 724 00:25:55,556 --> 00:25:56,974 but it definitely looked like Wesley Snipes. 725 00:25:56,974 --> 00:25:58,183 Yo, check this out. 726 00:25:58,183 --> 00:26:00,227 This is-this is why I love New York winters. 727 00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:03,897 Mm, yeah. My hands are frozen. 728 00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:05,274 And I'm more of 729 00:26:05,274 --> 00:26:07,359 a New York-in-the-summer kind of gal. 730 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:11,196 New York in the summer? Way too hot and muggy. 731 00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:14,074 You're thinking summer days. I'm talking summer nights. 732 00:26:14,074 --> 00:26:15,367 Oh. 733 00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:18,954 Swanky rooftop, fancy cocktail on your hand, 734 00:26:18,954 --> 00:26:20,664 view of the whole city in front of you... 735 00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:22,041 Nothing beats that. 736 00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:23,625 Plus I'm a summer baby anyway. 737 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:26,670 Mm, Gemini? 738 00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:29,423 Wait, that was crazy. How did you do that? 739 00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:30,966 Look, I could sense all that Gemini energy in today's panel. 740 00:26:30,966 --> 00:26:32,593 - What? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 741 00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:33,969 Y'all can get pretty wild. 742 00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:37,056 Oh, well, not that wild. I was supposed to be out 743 00:26:37,056 --> 00:26:39,266 with my girlfriends tonight at a strip club, 744 00:26:39,266 --> 00:26:40,768 hooking up with a guy I just met, 745 00:26:40,768 --> 00:26:42,978 but I'm here with you, so... 746 00:26:42,978 --> 00:26:44,438 Oh. 747 00:26:44,438 --> 00:26:47,900 Well, we just met. 748 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:50,152 Yeah, we did just meet. 749 00:26:53,072 --> 00:26:56,075 [♪ Symphani Soto: "Just Enough"] 750 00:26:56,075 --> 00:27:03,082 ♪ ♪ 751 00:27:07,252 --> 00:27:11,048 [Symphani] ♪ Tell me how it goes when we're apart ♪ 752 00:27:11,048 --> 00:27:14,510 ♪ Tell me how it feels when we're this far ♪ 753 00:27:14,510 --> 00:27:18,389 ♪ If you're cunnin', I don't have your heart ♪ 754 00:27:18,389 --> 00:27:22,351 ♪ Then I don't wanna know ♪ 755 00:27:22,351 --> 00:27:26,188 ♪ Baby, pull a shade over my eyes ♪ 756 00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:29,817 ♪ And our talkin' love will keep me blind ♪ 757 00:27:29,817 --> 00:27:33,487 ♪ And I'll always be there by your side ♪ 758 00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:37,699 ♪ And I will let you go ♪ 759 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,743 ♪ Just promise me you'll love me ♪ 760 00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:41,787 ♪ Enough as long as I can see you ♪ 761 00:27:41,787 --> 00:27:44,998 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 762 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:49,169 ♪ Just promise me you'll love me... 763 00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:52,005 This is Peter. He's my favorite. 764 00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:54,800 This is Judas. I hate him. 765 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,635 And this is Jesus. 766 00:27:56,635 --> 00:27:58,804 Oh, hello, Jesus. 767 00:27:58,804 --> 00:28:00,472 She turned all her American Girl dolls 768 00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:02,683 into Bible characters. 769 00:28:02,683 --> 00:28:05,269 Twelve grand worth of collectibles. 770 00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:06,770 [whispers] Fucking shoot me. 771 00:28:06,770 --> 00:28:10,774 I, uh, did not know your family was so religified. 772 00:28:10,774 --> 00:28:11,900 Just me. 773 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,777 Mommy and Daddy are going to hell. 774 00:28:13,777 --> 00:28:15,529 [Jill] So you're from Trelawny? 775 00:28:15,529 --> 00:28:17,739 I've never been to that part of the island. What's it like? 776 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,867 Uh, art. 777 00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:22,077 Flat and nea' the wata. 778 00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:24,288 Aw, I love Jamaica, 779 00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:28,041 but I do have strict rules about marijuana in my house. 780 00:28:28,041 --> 00:28:29,918 First rule, you have to share it with me. 781 00:28:29,918 --> 00:28:31,295 I'm just kidding. I don't... 782 00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:32,754 [whispers] I am not kidding. I'm not. 783 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:37,176 Oh, mi love Gawd too and mi read Bible all day long. 784 00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:39,344 - I love her, Mommy. - [Jill] Oh, yay! 785 00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:41,638 Aw, she's so happy. I guess you're hired. 786 00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:43,390 [laughs nervously] Yay. 787 00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:46,351 You know what? You remind me so much of Viola Davis. 788 00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:48,562 I love her. Don't you just love her? 789 00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:50,689 So much. 790 00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:52,316 Well, I don't know. 791 00:28:52,316 --> 00:28:54,026 I don't wanna spoil your fun. 792 00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:57,362 So I should probably run a few errands and...I don't know. 793 00:28:57,362 --> 00:28:59,531 I'll see you in, like, five or six hours. 794 00:28:59,531 --> 00:29:01,533 [normally] Okay. The dolly shit is okay, 795 00:29:01,533 --> 00:29:03,619 but your mom's racist bullshit is not. 796 00:29:03,619 --> 00:29:05,412 All dark-skinned women do not look the same, 797 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:07,998 and we are not here just to take care of white kids. 798 00:29:07,998 --> 00:29:09,833 Where did your accent go? 799 00:29:09,833 --> 00:29:12,628 Hush chile, you talk too much like ya damn matha. 800 00:29:12,628 --> 00:29:14,838 More tea. 801 00:29:14,838 --> 00:29:16,882 I am not my hair. 802 00:29:16,882 --> 00:29:20,052 My hair doesn't define me. 803 00:29:20,052 --> 00:29:22,012 I am not my hair. 804 00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:26,725 My hair doesn't define me. 805 00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:28,685 [Anna] Knock, knock. [Tye] Hi. 806 00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:31,688 [Anna] Hey, stranger. You owe me a date. 807 00:29:31,688 --> 00:29:34,816 I was hoping you'd be here, 808 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:38,028 but also sorta hoping you wouldn't be. 809 00:29:38,028 --> 00:29:40,239 Well, I was wondering what was taking so long, 810 00:29:40,239 --> 00:29:43,075 and...now I see. 811 00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:44,409 Trust me, 812 00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:48,914 what's going on underneath here is way worse. 813 00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:53,418 I tried to fix a mistake, and I think I went too far. 814 00:29:56,296 --> 00:29:57,339 You wanna show me? 815 00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:02,844 [sighs] 816 00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:11,103 And? 817 00:30:11,103 --> 00:30:13,605 Fucking flawless. 818 00:30:13,605 --> 00:30:15,023 Now I really want that date. 819 00:30:15,023 --> 00:30:18,026 [laughter] 820 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,363 [energetic music] 821 00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:28,370 ♪ ♪ 822 00:30:31,999 --> 00:30:33,667 [sighs] 823 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:37,796 ♪ ♪ 824 00:30:37,796 --> 00:30:40,173 Jameson. 825 00:30:40,173 --> 00:30:43,218 Oh, rise and shine, sleepyhead. 826 00:30:45,596 --> 00:30:47,431 What time is it? 827 00:30:47,431 --> 00:30:49,683 Uh, 12:15. 828 00:30:49,683 --> 00:30:51,643 Come to my office at 9:00 a.m. 829 00:30:51,643 --> 00:30:55,022 tomorrow morning sharp, and we'll talk about this. 830 00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:56,982 What? 831 00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:59,276 No. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 832 00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:00,819 - I missed my meeting. [Jameson] Oh, shit. 833 00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:01,653 I didn't know you had a meeting. 834 00:31:01,653 --> 00:31:03,030 Fuck! 835 00:31:03,030 --> 00:31:04,740 And when the solstice celebrations end... 836 00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:06,992 I need to use your laptop. My phone died. 837 00:31:06,992 --> 00:31:08,327 I need to email Dr. Pruitt. 838 00:31:08,327 --> 00:31:11,079 ...and the longest night rolls into day, 839 00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:14,207 sometimes the fresh start you thought you were getting 840 00:31:14,207 --> 00:31:16,835 turns out to be something very different. 841 00:31:18,837 --> 00:31:22,257 Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 842 00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:24,384 [Camille] Oh, my God. 843 00:31:24,384 --> 00:31:25,594 What is this? 844 00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:29,056 I can explain. 845 00:31:29,056 --> 00:31:32,684 [Fana Hues] ♪ Fall down to the truth ♪ 846 00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:34,978 ♪ ♪ 847 00:31:34,978 --> 00:31:40,984 ♪ More of the same old plays ain't shit new ♪ 848 00:31:40,984 --> 00:31:43,654 ♪ ♪ 849 00:31:43,654 --> 00:31:47,783 ♪ Wild is the wind that carries me home ♪ 850 00:31:47,783 --> 00:31:51,662 ♪ While I lick my wounds ♪ 851 00:31:51,662 --> 00:31:56,625 ♪ ♪ 852 00:31:56,625 --> 00:32:01,088 ♪ How did I get so close? ♪ 853 00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:08,095 ♪ You're so cruel ♪ 854 00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:09,596 ♪ ♪ 855 00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:13,558 ♪ I fade to blue ♪ 856 00:32:13,558 --> 00:32:18,146 ♪ How did I get so close? ♪ 857 00:32:18,146 --> 00:32:22,401 ♪ Prolly God only knows ♪ 858 00:32:22,401 --> 00:32:26,571 ♪ Saw the signs, still I go ♪ 859 00:32:26,571 --> 00:32:30,367 ♪ Done it all on my own ♪ 860 00:32:30,367 --> 00:32:32,703 ♪ How did I? ♪ 861 00:32:32,703 --> 00:32:35,455 ♪ Mama told me, "Don't you never ever give 862 00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:37,999 ♪ Yourself away" ♪ 863 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:43,463 ♪ But that's just how shit flows ♪ 864 00:32:43,463 --> 00:32:45,924 ♪ How shit flows...