1 00:00:06,008 --> 00:00:09,011 [♪ SZA: "Drew Barrymore"] 2 00:00:09,011 --> 00:00:13,223 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:13,223 --> 00:00:15,184 [Camille] Across all cultures, 4 00:00:15,184 --> 00:00:18,854 mating is very often a dance of deception. 5 00:00:18,854 --> 00:00:22,107 In the name of sex, love, and everything in between, 6 00:00:22,107 --> 00:00:24,067 perceptions are played with 7 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:28,947 in order to enhance or hide certain realities. 8 00:00:28,947 --> 00:00:32,242 ♪ ♪ 9 00:00:32,242 --> 00:00:34,661 ♪ Why is it so hard to accept ♪ 10 00:00:34,661 --> 00:00:36,163 ♪ The party is over ♪ 11 00:00:36,163 --> 00:00:38,874 Camille, I'm engaged. 12 00:00:38,874 --> 00:00:40,250 ♪ You came with your new friends ♪ 13 00:00:40,250 --> 00:00:42,002 ♪ And her mom jeans and her new Vans ♪ 14 00:00:42,002 --> 00:00:45,005 ♪ And she's perfect and I hate it... 15 00:00:45,005 --> 00:00:47,299 - Pretty girl at the party. - Mira. 16 00:00:47,299 --> 00:00:49,009 That's her name, but yeah. 17 00:00:49,009 --> 00:00:51,845 I just...I was waiting for the right time to tell you. 18 00:00:51,845 --> 00:00:53,055 Before you kissed me would have been great. 19 00:00:53,055 --> 00:00:54,473 Well, I mean, you kissed me. 20 00:00:54,473 --> 00:00:55,849 Really? 21 00:00:55,849 --> 00:00:58,060 You're looking for a technicality? 22 00:00:58,060 --> 00:00:59,436 Okay, fine. Yeah. 23 00:00:59,436 --> 00:01:01,480 I leaned in first, but you didn't pull away. 24 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,732 And only one of us knew about the engagement. 25 00:01:03,732 --> 00:01:05,317 - Yes, it was a mistake. - You think? 26 00:01:05,317 --> 00:01:08,028 Look, Camille, I feel bad about this. 27 00:01:08,028 --> 00:01:09,905 I feel... 28 00:01:11,990 --> 00:01:13,534 ...like an idiot. 29 00:01:13,534 --> 00:01:14,952 Come on, Camille. 30 00:01:14,952 --> 00:01:16,453 No, please don't. 31 00:01:16,453 --> 00:01:20,457 ♪ Warm enough for ya outside baby, yeah... 32 00:01:20,457 --> 00:01:22,209 Goodbye, Ian. 33 00:01:22,209 --> 00:01:23,418 ♪ It's warm enough here for ya ♪ 34 00:01:23,418 --> 00:01:25,796 ♪ Warm enough outside ♪ 35 00:01:25,796 --> 00:01:30,175 ♪ Inside me, me, me, me ♪ 36 00:01:30,175 --> 00:01:33,804 ♪ I get so lonely, I forget what I'm worth ♪ 37 00:01:33,804 --> 00:01:37,349 ♪ We get so lonely, we pretend that this works ♪ 38 00:01:37,349 --> 00:01:39,935 ♪ I'm so ashamed of myself ♪♪ 39 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,605 - Told y'all. [both] Damn. 40 00:01:43,605 --> 00:01:46,316 Guys, I'm fine! I'm seriously fine. 41 00:01:46,316 --> 00:01:47,734 Girl, you know we don't believe you, right? 42 00:01:47,734 --> 00:01:49,862 You have rainbow sprinkles in your hair. 43 00:01:49,862 --> 00:01:52,197 Guys, this is completely normal. 44 00:01:52,197 --> 00:01:55,075 In all ancient cultures, they would feast after death. 45 00:01:55,075 --> 00:01:57,035 And I think getting this close to a promotion 46 00:01:57,035 --> 00:01:59,037 when Robin is fired is exactly the kind of grief 47 00:01:59,037 --> 00:02:00,539 that deserves a sundae in bed. 48 00:02:00,539 --> 00:02:02,040 - Mm-mm. - Okay. 49 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:05,043 Girl, all this ain't just about work. 50 00:02:05,043 --> 00:02:09,298 And you are giving me serious 2016 déjà vu. 51 00:02:09,298 --> 00:02:11,466 And we're not gonna let you disappear for weeks over Ian 52 00:02:11,466 --> 00:02:12,718 like you did the last time. 53 00:02:12,718 --> 00:02:15,762 Nope! Out of bed. We're going out. 54 00:02:15,762 --> 00:02:18,432 You guys don't understand. I was this close to full-time. 55 00:02:18,432 --> 00:02:20,058 Which means benefits and a nice raise. 56 00:02:20,058 --> 00:02:21,768 And I was finally on track for tenure. 57 00:02:21,768 --> 00:02:26,023 And yes, fine, Ian being engaged was a surprise too. 58 00:02:26,023 --> 00:02:29,568 When you saw her at the party, did she look pregnant? 59 00:02:29,568 --> 00:02:31,945 - No, Angie. What the fuck? - Why would you ask that? 60 00:02:31,945 --> 00:02:33,322 Why else do people get married? 61 00:02:33,322 --> 00:02:34,823 Because they love each other? 62 00:02:34,823 --> 00:02:36,491 Ooh. Okay, that's worse. 63 00:02:36,491 --> 00:02:39,369 You know, I prefer my ex marry some ho he knocked up 64 00:02:39,369 --> 00:02:41,747 rather than know he for real fell in love 65 00:02:41,747 --> 00:02:43,624 with someone who isn't me. 66 00:02:43,624 --> 00:02:44,875 - She's not helping. - I know. 67 00:02:44,875 --> 00:02:46,418 Never. 68 00:02:46,418 --> 00:02:48,712 I ended things with Ian so that I could focus on my career, 69 00:02:48,712 --> 00:02:50,213 and that just blew up. 70 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:52,049 [sighs] Do you guys think if I went with him to Paris, 71 00:02:52,049 --> 00:02:53,216 that'd be me instead? 72 00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:55,093 Oh, honey, you cannot think that. 73 00:02:55,093 --> 00:02:56,803 Yes. You chose you. 74 00:02:56,803 --> 00:03:00,182 Men do that shit all the time with no regrets. 75 00:03:00,182 --> 00:03:01,850 But what if I do have regrets? 76 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:02,893 When we kissed... 77 00:03:02,893 --> 00:03:04,019 - [Quinn gasps] - [Tye] What? 78 00:03:04,019 --> 00:03:07,105 Hold up. He's engaged and he kissed you? 79 00:03:07,105 --> 00:03:09,650 I know. I know. But it was like what you said. 80 00:03:09,650 --> 00:03:10,901 It felt like... 81 00:03:10,901 --> 00:03:12,778 like the universe wants us together. 82 00:03:12,778 --> 00:03:14,196 So win him back. 83 00:03:14,196 --> 00:03:16,531 Call ICE on that British bitch. 84 00:03:16,531 --> 00:03:17,866 No, it's not even about her. 85 00:03:17,866 --> 00:03:19,618 It's just, I had a plan 86 00:03:19,618 --> 00:03:22,037 and none of this is a part of it. 87 00:03:22,037 --> 00:03:23,538 Fuck. 88 00:03:23,538 --> 00:03:25,290 [sighs] Just fuck! 89 00:03:27,167 --> 00:03:30,087 [Quinn] Oh, no. Baby. Come on. [Angie] No! 90 00:03:30,087 --> 00:03:31,463 [Tye] What do you want to do, Camille? 91 00:03:31,463 --> 00:03:33,006 We don't have to go out. 92 00:03:33,006 --> 00:03:35,133 I...I have my Forbes interview tomorrow anyway, so... 93 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:37,761 Oh, she went five minutes without saying Forbes. 94 00:03:37,761 --> 00:03:39,179 Excuse me for being proud. 95 00:03:39,179 --> 00:03:41,640 I think fresh air will help, won't it? 96 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:42,808 [Angie] Yeah, Camille. 97 00:03:42,808 --> 00:03:44,476 I cleared my schedule... 98 00:03:44,476 --> 00:03:45,519 Of what? 99 00:03:45,519 --> 00:03:47,270 Ain't no magazine interviewing you. 100 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:48,689 Okay, unnecessary shade. 101 00:03:48,689 --> 00:03:50,732 - No, because you started it. - No, you started it. 102 00:03:50,732 --> 00:03:53,735 Okay, we all started it, and now we're going to end it. 103 00:03:53,735 --> 00:03:55,487 [all] No! 104 00:03:55,487 --> 00:03:57,197 [♪ Don Elektron & TT The Artist: "Go Bananas"] 105 00:03:57,197 --> 00:03:58,156 [Quinn] See, Camille? 106 00:03:58,156 --> 00:04:00,534 Doesn't it feel better to be out? 107 00:04:00,534 --> 00:04:01,535 Sure. 108 00:04:01,535 --> 00:04:02,911 The ride is nice. 109 00:04:02,911 --> 00:04:04,663 Thanks for getting the Uber, Ang. 110 00:04:04,663 --> 00:04:06,790 Uber Black, bitch. And you're welcome. 111 00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:08,041 Wait, how can you afford that? 112 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:09,292 Did you get back on my account? 113 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:10,961 Quit putting my business in these streets. 114 00:04:10,961 --> 00:04:12,963 - I thought you got a new job. - Fuck no. 115 00:04:12,963 --> 00:04:15,048 I can't take that wack part in that wack show. 116 00:04:15,048 --> 00:04:16,258 I'm aiming higher. 117 00:04:16,258 --> 00:04:19,011 In show business, perception is reality. 118 00:04:19,011 --> 00:04:22,097 If I say yes to being in the background of Get Out, 119 00:04:22,097 --> 00:04:23,807 then I remain in the background. 120 00:04:23,807 --> 00:04:25,934 Yes, but where are you now, except in my Uber? 121 00:04:25,934 --> 00:04:27,185 Uber Black. 122 00:04:27,185 --> 00:04:28,562 ♪ Go bananas ♪ 123 00:04:28,562 --> 00:04:30,355 ♪ Roll it, go bananas ♪ 124 00:04:30,355 --> 00:04:31,481 ♪ Shake it, go bananas ♪♪ 125 00:04:31,481 --> 00:04:32,858 [sighs] 126 00:04:32,858 --> 00:04:35,861 Oh, my God, Daniel just texted that he misses me. 127 00:04:35,861 --> 00:04:38,030 Oh, shit. I'm sorry, Camille. 128 00:04:38,030 --> 00:04:39,698 No, no, no, no, no. Don't...don't do that. 129 00:04:39,698 --> 00:04:40,782 You deserve love. 130 00:04:40,782 --> 00:04:42,075 If this is gonna be fun, 131 00:04:42,075 --> 00:04:43,535 you can't keep checking in with me. 132 00:04:43,535 --> 00:04:45,537 Do we know who Daniel is? 133 00:04:45,537 --> 00:04:47,789 He's the guy that I met on this Prestige app. 134 00:04:47,789 --> 00:04:50,459 I still don't see how she got accepted and I got kicked off. 135 00:04:50,459 --> 00:04:51,752 [Tye] Kicked off? - Why? 136 00:04:51,752 --> 00:04:54,087 They said my profile pic was too "vulgar." 137 00:04:54,087 --> 00:04:55,922 Honey, it is called Prestige. 138 00:04:55,922 --> 00:04:58,133 What's more prestigious than my tits? 139 00:04:58,133 --> 00:05:00,635 Look, look, look, look. Look how cute he is. 140 00:05:00,635 --> 00:05:02,471 Ooh, girl, he is so fine. 141 00:05:02,471 --> 00:05:04,598 He has an MBA from Wharton. 142 00:05:04,598 --> 00:05:06,850 We text all day. 143 00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:08,560 Mm-hmm, y'all been texting forever. 144 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:10,187 Why haven't you seen him in person yet? 145 00:05:10,187 --> 00:05:12,731 Because he says that anticipation is old-fashioned. 146 00:05:12,731 --> 00:05:13,940 Convenient. 147 00:05:13,940 --> 00:05:15,317 Okay, can we just fast-forward to the part 148 00:05:15,317 --> 00:05:17,277 where we find out you got catfished? 149 00:05:17,277 --> 00:05:19,237 I'm sorry. That sounded bitter. 150 00:05:19,237 --> 00:05:20,864 We were all thinking it, though. 151 00:05:20,864 --> 00:05:21,907 [gasps] 152 00:05:21,907 --> 00:05:23,075 [dramatic music playing] 153 00:05:23,075 --> 00:05:24,701 - [applause] - [weakly] Yay. 154 00:05:24,701 --> 00:05:27,245 Let's go, ladies! 155 00:05:28,914 --> 00:05:32,167 Ladies, this isn't black magic. 156 00:05:32,167 --> 00:05:34,086 This is Black Girl Magic! 157 00:05:34,086 --> 00:05:35,462 [laughs evilly] 158 00:05:35,462 --> 00:05:36,922 Quinn, what is this? 159 00:05:36,922 --> 00:05:38,799 It was 10% off at Groupon. 160 00:05:38,799 --> 00:05:40,842 Black girl magic. 161 00:05:40,842 --> 00:05:42,677 Black girl magic. 162 00:05:42,677 --> 00:05:45,097 Black girl magic. 163 00:05:45,097 --> 00:05:46,681 Let's light this up! 164 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:49,476 - Oh. - Oh! 165 00:05:49,476 --> 00:05:51,812 [♪ Saucy Santana: "Shake What Ya Momma Gave Ya"] 166 00:05:51,812 --> 00:05:54,106 ♪ Shake what ya momma gave ya ♪ 167 00:05:54,106 --> 00:05:55,941 ♪ Now get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it ♪ 168 00:05:55,941 --> 00:05:58,110 ♪ If you ain't throwin' cash, why the hell ya came, bruh ♪ 169 00:05:58,110 --> 00:06:00,821 ♪ Shake it for a nigga with a trick or double digits ♪ 170 00:06:00,821 --> 00:06:03,115 ♪ Bald-head scallywag, doo-doo brown... 171 00:06:03,115 --> 00:06:05,784 And now the human chandelier. 172 00:06:05,784 --> 00:06:07,494 ♪ Clapping hands, they gotta make a sound ♪ 173 00:06:07,494 --> 00:06:09,371 ♪ I'm finna show y'all hos how we get down ♪ 174 00:06:09,371 --> 00:06:10,622 The fuck? 175 00:06:10,622 --> 00:06:12,999 ♪ Bust it, baby, ooh... 176 00:06:12,999 --> 00:06:14,709 Black girl ma...[screams] 177 00:06:14,709 --> 00:06:17,754 [all scream] 178 00:06:17,754 --> 00:06:20,465 I can't decide if that show made me feel better or worse. 179 00:06:20,465 --> 00:06:22,175 I already forgot what we saw. 180 00:06:22,175 --> 00:06:25,095 Aw, you guys, Daniel just texted me good night. 181 00:06:25,095 --> 00:06:26,805 Mm, dick pic. 182 00:06:26,805 --> 00:06:28,181 Ew. No. 183 00:06:28,181 --> 00:06:30,517 - No, I just got a dick pic. - Oh. 184 00:06:30,517 --> 00:06:32,227 And look at this brother's ashy knees. 185 00:06:32,227 --> 00:06:34,646 If you got one hanging this long, 186 00:06:34,646 --> 00:06:35,981 moisturize your motherfucking knees 187 00:06:35,981 --> 00:06:38,150 or, you know, crop the shit out. 188 00:06:38,150 --> 00:06:40,610 Okay, that's my cue to leave. 189 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:42,654 Oh, but the food hasn't even come yet. 190 00:06:42,654 --> 00:06:44,948 I know, but I need to get a good night's sleep 191 00:06:44,948 --> 00:06:47,409 - before my... [all] Forbes interview. 192 00:06:47,409 --> 00:06:48,785 [laughter] 193 00:06:48,785 --> 00:06:50,328 Well, call us after. 194 00:06:50,328 --> 00:06:52,455 - I shall. - Break legs, bitch. 195 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:53,707 [Quinn] Proud of you. - Mwah! 196 00:06:53,707 --> 00:06:55,292 Our girl's gon' be in Forbes. 197 00:06:55,292 --> 00:06:57,335 I'ma be in Forbes. I'ma be in Forbes. 198 00:06:57,335 --> 00:06:59,087 [all cheer] 199 00:06:59,087 --> 00:07:01,173 [laughter] 200 00:07:01,173 --> 00:07:03,258 See, here I am sad about an ex. 201 00:07:03,258 --> 00:07:04,509 What happened to me? 202 00:07:04,509 --> 00:07:06,595 I did better when I wasn't thinking about men. 203 00:07:06,595 --> 00:07:08,471 Preach. Fuck Ian. 204 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:09,764 Keep doing you. 205 00:07:09,764 --> 00:07:11,600 You're right. [scoffs] 206 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,642 Ian who? 207 00:07:12,642 --> 00:07:15,020 I'm about work. I'm about career. 208 00:07:15,020 --> 00:07:16,605 And tomorrow, I'm gonna introduce myself 209 00:07:16,605 --> 00:07:17,731 to the new department head 210 00:07:17,731 --> 00:07:19,191 and make her fall in love with me. 211 00:07:19,191 --> 00:07:20,692 - Yes. [Angie] Yes! 212 00:07:20,692 --> 00:07:21,776 That's my baby! 213 00:07:21,776 --> 00:07:22,861 See? 214 00:07:22,861 --> 00:07:24,154 I've been healed by Black girl magic. 215 00:07:24,154 --> 00:07:26,364 - Yay! - Oh, gosh. 216 00:07:26,364 --> 00:07:27,741 [laughter] 217 00:07:27,741 --> 00:07:30,744 [upbeat music] 218 00:07:30,744 --> 00:07:32,329 ♪ ♪ 219 00:07:32,329 --> 00:07:34,289 Oh, my God. 220 00:07:34,289 --> 00:07:35,665 Dr. Pruitt? 221 00:07:35,665 --> 00:07:36,583 From Yale? 222 00:07:36,583 --> 00:07:38,001 You're the new department head? 223 00:07:38,001 --> 00:07:39,794 I'm such a fan of your work. 224 00:07:39,794 --> 00:07:41,922 I've read all three of your books at least a dozen times. 225 00:07:41,922 --> 00:07:44,799 I quoted your research heavily in my dissertation. 226 00:07:44,799 --> 00:07:45,967 Wow! 227 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:47,135 Um, I'm one of the adjunct professors, 228 00:07:47,135 --> 00:07:48,595 Camille Parks. 229 00:07:48,595 --> 00:07:50,680 I'm teaching Anthropology of Sex and Love this semester. 230 00:07:52,766 --> 00:07:54,184 Can I call you back? 231 00:07:54,184 --> 00:07:55,268 [caller] Yeah, that's fine, Dr. Pruitt. 232 00:07:55,268 --> 00:07:56,478 I'll talk to you later. 233 00:07:56,478 --> 00:07:57,520 - Sorry. [Dr. Pruitt] Thanks. 234 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:58,396 Sorry I just kind of bust in here. 235 00:07:58,396 --> 00:07:59,856 I was excited. 236 00:07:59,856 --> 00:08:02,817 Yes, you did, Camille Parks. 237 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:04,569 I've heard a lot about you. 238 00:08:04,569 --> 00:08:07,489 It's nice to put a face to the reputation. 239 00:08:09,241 --> 00:08:10,492 Uh, reputation? 240 00:08:10,492 --> 00:08:13,828 Do you mean, like, good or... 241 00:08:13,828 --> 00:08:14,955 not bad? 242 00:08:14,955 --> 00:08:17,499 Did you come in here for a reason? 243 00:08:17,499 --> 00:08:20,877 Yes, um, to, uh, say hello. 244 00:08:20,877 --> 00:08:22,087 Hello. [chuckles] 245 00:08:22,087 --> 00:08:23,421 Hello. 246 00:08:24,965 --> 00:08:27,008 Take care. 247 00:08:27,008 --> 00:08:28,677 Right. 248 00:08:28,677 --> 00:08:31,429 Yes, um, you...you take care. 249 00:08:31,429 --> 00:08:34,724 Um, and if you need anything, I'm here. I'm your girl. 250 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:37,060 - Are you free this afternoon? - Yes. 251 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:39,646 Yes, I am definitely free this afternoon. 252 00:08:39,646 --> 00:08:41,564 And even if I wasn't, I would change my schedule 253 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,066 because I've given up dating and I really want 254 00:08:43,066 --> 00:08:44,484 to hone in on my career goals. 255 00:08:44,484 --> 00:08:46,069 Um, I really want to make it about... 256 00:08:46,069 --> 00:08:47,570 - Camille. - Yes? 257 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:50,949 - I'm a big fan of boundaries. - Okay. 258 00:08:50,949 --> 00:08:54,035 So I need you to just press pause 259 00:08:54,035 --> 00:08:57,122 and come by my house for tea. 260 00:08:57,122 --> 00:08:58,498 - And we'll talk then. [Camille] Okay. 261 00:08:58,498 --> 00:09:00,125 That sounds like fun. 262 00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:01,543 Great. 263 00:09:01,543 --> 00:09:04,254 Uh, well, I'm gonna go. 264 00:09:04,254 --> 00:09:06,506 Um, I will see you later. 265 00:09:06,506 --> 00:09:09,009 Um, yeah, okay. Well, I will see you later. 266 00:09:09,009 --> 00:09:10,593 - See you later. [Camille] Okay. 267 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:11,886 ♪ Yo, shee ♪ 268 00:09:11,886 --> 00:09:14,222 ♪ Look, whoo, yo ♪ 269 00:09:14,222 --> 00:09:15,765 ♪ Top gyal, top gyal, top gyal, top gyal ♪ 270 00:09:15,765 --> 00:09:17,183 ♪ Top gyal ♪ 271 00:09:17,183 --> 00:09:18,601 ♪ Top gyal, top gyal... 272 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:19,853 - Quinn? - Yes. 273 00:09:19,853 --> 00:09:21,187 That is the name on the account, 274 00:09:21,187 --> 00:09:22,897 so that is me, Quinn. 275 00:09:22,897 --> 00:09:24,733 Your chariot awaits. 276 00:09:24,733 --> 00:09:26,318 Let's get you to the ball. 277 00:09:26,318 --> 00:09:28,278 [♪ Soaky Siren: "Top Gyal"] 278 00:09:28,278 --> 00:09:31,823 Or, uh, Duane Reade in Tribeca. 279 00:09:31,823 --> 00:09:33,700 ♪ ♪ 280 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:37,579 So we're gonna pass, like, 50 Duane Reades on the way. 281 00:09:37,579 --> 00:09:39,247 I don't like those ones. 282 00:09:39,247 --> 00:09:41,958 The one by me never has blue Gatorade. 283 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,044 The one on Lennox's lights don't work in the back, 284 00:09:44,044 --> 00:09:45,545 and that's just rape-y. 285 00:09:45,545 --> 00:09:49,632 Oh, and someone said something bad about Obama in that one. 286 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:52,010 The one on, uh, 129th and ACP... 287 00:09:52,010 --> 00:09:53,511 [both] Smells like mop water. 288 00:09:53,511 --> 00:09:55,722 [laughter] 289 00:09:55,722 --> 00:09:57,557 Girl, you something else. 290 00:09:57,557 --> 00:09:59,976 Oh, you don't know the half. 291 00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:01,311 ♪ I need a, yo... 292 00:10:01,311 --> 00:10:03,646 Anna Sharpe from Forbes is here. 293 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:04,898 Send her in. 294 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:10,528 You are the boss, bitch. 295 00:10:10,528 --> 00:10:11,738 You got this. 296 00:10:14,866 --> 00:10:16,534 [both] Oh. 297 00:10:16,534 --> 00:10:18,078 [both moaning] 298 00:10:20,038 --> 00:10:24,834 [both chuckle awkwardly] 299 00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:26,753 Please, take a seat. 300 00:10:30,507 --> 00:10:32,175 Don't worry. This isn't awkward at all. 301 00:10:32,175 --> 00:10:33,551 Did you know who I was when... 302 00:10:33,551 --> 00:10:35,053 Of course not. 303 00:10:35,053 --> 00:10:37,180 I'm freelance, last-minute filling in for the usual guy. 304 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:38,181 Oh, okay. 305 00:10:38,181 --> 00:10:40,183 Well, we fucked. 306 00:10:40,183 --> 00:10:41,351 - [awkward laughter] - No biggie. 307 00:10:41,351 --> 00:10:42,769 Let's just keep it professional. 308 00:10:42,769 --> 00:10:43,978 Of course. 309 00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:45,313 So... 310 00:10:45,313 --> 00:10:47,649 what was the drive behind creating your app, Q? 311 00:10:47,649 --> 00:10:49,359 I saw a hole, and I filled it. 312 00:10:49,359 --> 00:10:50,610 It's pretty hard to believe 313 00:10:50,610 --> 00:10:52,195 that before Q, there hasn't been a dating app 314 00:10:52,195 --> 00:10:54,697 specifically dedicated to the queer POC population. 315 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,074 But there is a demand? 316 00:10:56,074 --> 00:10:58,827 The over $5 million invested should answer that question. 317 00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:00,662 We're using Camrose, 318 00:11:00,662 --> 00:11:02,997 the most advanced programming language out there. 319 00:11:02,997 --> 00:11:06,000 We took the most accurate personality tests-- 320 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,254 Myers-Briggs, Love Language, Fisher Temperament-- 321 00:11:09,254 --> 00:11:12,924 all to guarantee the most precise matches. 322 00:11:12,924 --> 00:11:15,635 Yes, the app's tagline is "Love guaranteed." 323 00:11:15,635 --> 00:11:17,178 That's a bit misleading, isn't it? 324 00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:18,847 - How so? [Anna] For one, 325 00:11:18,847 --> 00:11:20,890 it's hard to guarantee someone finds love. 326 00:11:20,890 --> 00:11:23,685 Even harder when you eliminate an entire demographic of people 327 00:11:23,685 --> 00:11:25,270 from your app. How do you justify that? 328 00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:28,398 I justify it because QPOC are the most vulnerable 329 00:11:28,398 --> 00:11:29,607 and overlooked markets. 330 00:11:29,607 --> 00:11:31,985 And they need to feel safe when dating. 331 00:11:31,985 --> 00:11:34,154 Have you ever had a relationship with a non-POC? 332 00:11:34,154 --> 00:11:36,114 In the past. 333 00:11:36,114 --> 00:11:37,782 Would you say you're against interracial dating? 334 00:11:37,782 --> 00:11:39,451 No, not at all. People can do what they want. 335 00:11:39,451 --> 00:11:41,119 But you yourself are uninterested 336 00:11:41,119 --> 00:11:42,704 in dating a non-POC? 337 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,165 I'll rephrase. 338 00:11:45,165 --> 00:11:48,168 Let's say you and I met at a bar, had a great time, 339 00:11:48,168 --> 00:11:50,170 and I asked you out on a date. 340 00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:51,212 What would you say? 341 00:11:51,212 --> 00:11:53,423 I am currently not interested 342 00:11:53,423 --> 00:11:56,634 in pursuing relationships with non-POC folks. 343 00:11:56,634 --> 00:11:58,303 But given your history, you are interested 344 00:11:58,303 --> 00:12:00,930 in having sex with non-POC. 345 00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:02,640 It's a bit hypocritical, don't you think? 346 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,058 Excuse me? 347 00:12:04,058 --> 00:12:06,269 If I were to say I were only interested 348 00:12:06,269 --> 00:12:07,979 in having sex with people of color 349 00:12:07,979 --> 00:12:10,023 but uninterested in anything romantic, 350 00:12:10,023 --> 00:12:12,233 one might call that a fetishization. 351 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:13,651 Wouldn't you? 352 00:12:13,651 --> 00:12:17,155 I'm sorry. What was the question again? 353 00:12:17,155 --> 00:12:19,491 [Angie] I have to go get fake smart girl glasses 354 00:12:19,491 --> 00:12:20,658 for an audition. 355 00:12:20,658 --> 00:12:23,244 - Ah, you're an actor? - I'm a legend. 356 00:12:23,244 --> 00:12:25,497 Sometimes I sing, and sometimes I act. 357 00:12:25,497 --> 00:12:26,623 [laughs] 358 00:12:26,623 --> 00:12:28,708 So we both paint pictures with words. 359 00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:30,043 I'm a...a poet. 360 00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:33,379 I thought poets were old. 361 00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:35,840 More Love Jones, less Langston Hughes. 362 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,509 Hmm. 363 00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:39,219 An ad agency wanted to hire me, but... 364 00:12:39,219 --> 00:12:40,762 I don't use my art for capitalism. 365 00:12:40,762 --> 00:12:44,307 Capitalism is bullshit. That's why I don't do jobs. 366 00:12:44,307 --> 00:12:46,184 Yeah, gotta stay true to the art. 367 00:12:46,184 --> 00:12:47,685 Yes! You get it. 368 00:12:47,685 --> 00:12:49,646 So I was offered this shitty role 369 00:12:49,646 --> 00:12:51,105 in Get Out: the Musical. 370 00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:52,649 So I had to turn it down. 371 00:12:52,649 --> 00:12:54,526 It just wasn't inspired. 372 00:12:54,526 --> 00:12:57,904 A true artist will never compromise her soul. 373 00:12:57,904 --> 00:13:00,448 Mm. That's deep. 374 00:13:01,991 --> 00:13:03,284 Hey, hey, you know what? 375 00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:05,787 Um, I'ma head back uptown after I drop you off. 376 00:13:05,787 --> 00:13:07,372 - Mm-hmm. - [Emmanuel] If you want, 377 00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:09,707 I can keep this carriage waiting for you. 378 00:13:09,707 --> 00:13:10,833 My treat. 379 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,503 Oh, I would like that very much. 380 00:13:13,503 --> 00:13:18,007 [hip-hop music] 381 00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:19,425 Verdict? 382 00:13:19,425 --> 00:13:21,803 [Quinn gasps] Oh, my God. Girl, you look good. 383 00:13:21,803 --> 00:13:25,431 Okay, like Black Chyna going to court good. 384 00:13:25,431 --> 00:13:27,350 I'm gonna change. 385 00:13:27,350 --> 00:13:29,936 But you know what? Honestly, I feel good. 386 00:13:29,936 --> 00:13:32,230 The new anthropology head? A sista. 387 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:33,982 No. Oh, my God, that's amazing. 388 00:13:33,982 --> 00:13:35,525 Yes, girl. She is Black. 389 00:13:35,525 --> 00:13:37,735 And she's already invited me over for tea. 390 00:13:37,735 --> 00:13:38,987 [Tye] That's what's up! 391 00:13:38,987 --> 00:13:41,197 You see, we need to pull each other up. 392 00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:43,825 That's what all these dudes are doing in tech. 393 00:13:43,825 --> 00:13:46,327 Yesterday, I was so down, you know? 394 00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:47,453 I mean, you saw me. 395 00:13:47,453 --> 00:13:49,289 - Oh, we did. - Tragic. 396 00:13:49,289 --> 00:13:50,498 I thought that losing Robin meant 397 00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:52,208 that I had to start all over again, 398 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,961 but having Dr. Pruitt as a mentor 399 00:13:54,961 --> 00:13:56,337 is, like, a game-changer. 400 00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:57,755 I mean, having her cosign 401 00:13:57,755 --> 00:14:00,174 is pretty much being guaranteed tenure. 402 00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:02,468 You see? Girl, I don't know. 403 00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:04,721 Maybe Ian coming back in town might have been good luck. 404 00:14:04,721 --> 00:14:06,472 [Camille scoffs] I'm not even thinking about him. 405 00:14:06,472 --> 00:14:07,890 I'm all about work now. 406 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,475 [Tye] Ha! Sure, you are. 407 00:14:09,475 --> 00:14:10,727 Okay, I think that this one 408 00:14:10,727 --> 00:14:14,355 is perfect for tea with the doctor. 409 00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:17,150 Y'all don't think mine is too swaggy for Forbes? 410 00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:19,027 [Quinn] Honey, no! - No. 411 00:14:19,027 --> 00:14:21,446 Stop playing. Please look at yourself. 412 00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:23,698 Okay? Look, this is a photo shoot. 413 00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:26,451 You're supposed to be the swaggier version of yourself. 414 00:14:26,451 --> 00:14:28,620 I mean, look, this jacket is making a statement. 415 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,580 - Mm-hmm. - Is it a statement? 416 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:33,041 Or is it more of a confused question? 417 00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:35,168 I want to look professional. 418 00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:37,170 Since when did you care so much about that? 419 00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:38,588 Since Forbes! 420 00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:40,465 And since I fucked the interviewer. 421 00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:41,799 You fucked on the record? 422 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:42,842 Before. 423 00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:44,218 Y'all remember that thirsty chick 424 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:46,262 from the club who ate my food? 425 00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:47,889 - [gasps] Wait! - No! 426 00:14:47,889 --> 00:14:49,432 That girl writes for Forbes? 427 00:14:49,432 --> 00:14:51,851 Who would have expected that shit? 428 00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:53,770 I mean, she was cool at first, 429 00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:57,106 and then she started asking me all kinds of shady questions. 430 00:14:57,106 --> 00:14:58,900 Is this gonna go bad? 431 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,777 I don't need any bad press, not right now. 432 00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:02,195 - No. - No, no, no. It's okay. 433 00:15:02,195 --> 00:15:04,364 It's okay. You know what? You just reach back out to her. 434 00:15:04,364 --> 00:15:06,908 You know, me and Dr. Pruitt got off on a really weird foot, 435 00:15:06,908 --> 00:15:08,493 but then I fixed it. 436 00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:10,411 And then she invited me over for tea. 437 00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:12,955 Okay, so like an interview part two. 438 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,707 - Yes! - The remix. 439 00:15:14,707 --> 00:15:16,709 - Yes! - [cell phone ringing] 440 00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:18,586 Oh, my God! 441 00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:19,671 It's Daniel. 442 00:15:19,671 --> 00:15:20,963 - Remind me...Daniel? - Who? 443 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,424 Daniel. Wharton. Entrepreneur. 444 00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:26,678 We talked about him last night. The guy from Prestige. 445 00:15:26,678 --> 00:15:29,555 [both] Oh, that catfish nigga. 446 00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:30,973 Okay, I've never seen him before in real life, 447 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,350 so I mean, how do I look? 448 00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:34,602 - You look ama... - Hey, Daniel! 449 00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:36,813 Wow, you are even more beautiful 450 00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:38,314 - than your pictures. - Thank you. 451 00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:40,942 And you are the same man in yours. 452 00:15:40,942 --> 00:15:42,235 What? Did you think 453 00:15:42,235 --> 00:15:43,736 I was catfishing you or something? 454 00:15:43,736 --> 00:15:45,279 - No. - [both] Yup. 455 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,781 [Daniel] Well, I think it's time for a face-to-face. 456 00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:48,866 - Are you free... - Yes! 457 00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:51,452 - I mean, when? [Daniel] Tonight, 7:00 p.m. 458 00:15:51,452 --> 00:15:54,580 - Uh, do you like... - Yes. I mean... 459 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,833 - I mean, what? [Daniel] Lobster? 460 00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,711 Yes. I love lobster! 461 00:15:59,711 --> 00:16:01,838 Great. I will see you tonight at 7:00. 462 00:16:01,838 --> 00:16:03,089 [Daniel] Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. 463 00:16:03,089 --> 00:16:05,049 - I'll text you the address. - Okay. 464 00:16:05,049 --> 00:16:06,467 [Daniel] Okay. - Okay. 465 00:16:06,467 --> 00:16:07,885 [Daniel] Okay, bye. - Bye. 466 00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:10,930 - [line chimes] - [squeals shrilly] 467 00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:12,640 Yes! He is real! 468 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,809 He is real! Oh, my God! 469 00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:16,978 Yes! Quinn is back, bitches! 470 00:16:16,978 --> 00:16:19,313 Y'all better hurry the fuck up. 471 00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:21,232 I got a date. 472 00:16:21,232 --> 00:16:23,401 Congrats? 473 00:16:23,401 --> 00:16:25,903 I mean, he did seem real. 474 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:27,655 It's a sad day for society 475 00:16:27,655 --> 00:16:30,825 when all a man has to do is exist. 476 00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:32,660 Touché, my sista. 477 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:33,745 Mm. 478 00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:36,372 [♪ Aminé: "Blackjack"] 479 00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,124 And I thought she was allergic to lobster. 480 00:16:38,124 --> 00:16:39,584 You know that bitch is. 481 00:16:39,584 --> 00:16:41,669 ♪ I just bought a new grill... 482 00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:43,379 [Emmanuel] You are not auditioning for them. 483 00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:44,922 They're auditioning for you. 484 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:46,382 That's not really how it works. 485 00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:47,633 Yes, it is. 486 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:48,926 You said no to that other part 487 00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:50,094 so you can get this one. 488 00:16:50,094 --> 00:16:51,804 And if not this part, 489 00:16:51,804 --> 00:16:53,514 then it'll be the next one. 490 00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:55,933 Even on the cloudiest day, 491 00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:59,479 the sun is also above you in the sky somewhere. 492 00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:02,732 You got some pretty words, Emmanuel. 493 00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:04,484 Thank you, Quinn. 494 00:17:04,484 --> 00:17:06,110 [Amine] ♪ I'm on a high ♪ 495 00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:07,653 ♪ They on a low ♪ 496 00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:09,655 ♪ You killin' my vibe ♪ 497 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,199 ♪ Get out my zone ♪ 498 00:17:11,199 --> 00:17:13,242 ♪ Said I'm on a high ♪ 499 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:14,994 ♪ They on a low ♪ 500 00:17:14,994 --> 00:17:16,913 ♪ You killin' my vibe ♪ 501 00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:19,582 ♪ Get out my zone... 502 00:17:19,582 --> 00:17:21,959 Wait! I didn't get your number. 503 00:17:24,295 --> 00:17:26,631 Fuck. 504 00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:27,924 What do you bring to tea? 505 00:17:27,924 --> 00:17:29,717 I mean, if I bring flowers, is it gonna seem 506 00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:30,927 like I feel like we're on a date? 507 00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:32,220 I just want her to like me. 508 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:34,013 She's Black. You're Black. She has to like you. 509 00:17:34,013 --> 00:17:35,431 - That's the rule. - Is it? 510 00:17:35,431 --> 00:17:37,058 Because there's definitely some Black people we don't like. 511 00:17:37,058 --> 00:17:38,434 Ooh, French cuisine. 512 00:17:38,434 --> 00:17:40,603 - Fuck that noise! - I mean fuck that noise. 513 00:17:40,603 --> 00:17:42,814 [Tye] I can't believe they did this to Ray's. 514 00:17:42,814 --> 00:17:43,981 That was our spot. 515 00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,233 [Camille] It's all white. 516 00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:47,527 That's the new soul? 517 00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:49,529 Oh, yeah. There's definitely gonna be a protest. 518 00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:50,863 Oh, hell yeah. There needs to be. 519 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:52,073 Should we go? 520 00:17:52,073 --> 00:17:53,366 [both] Uh... - My grandmother is sick. 521 00:17:53,366 --> 00:17:56,661 I can't really be marching. My knees are bad. 522 00:17:56,661 --> 00:17:59,872 [Quinn] But you should go. You have a voice, Camille. 523 00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:02,166 And you're really passionate about this kind of stuff. 524 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:05,419 Yeah, but I mean, I do my thing on the intellectual side 525 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:06,879 with my research and writing. 526 00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,339 That's true. That's true. 527 00:18:08,339 --> 00:18:10,258 [Camille] I mean, you start talking in front of a crowd, 528 00:18:10,258 --> 00:18:11,634 the next thing you know, you're fired. 529 00:18:11,634 --> 00:18:13,553 - I mean, look at Robin. - I don't know, girl. 530 00:18:13,553 --> 00:18:14,929 I mean, I feel like Black people are 531 00:18:14,929 --> 00:18:15,805 a little bit more forgiving. 532 00:18:15,805 --> 00:18:17,223 - Um... - Look at Kanye. 533 00:18:17,223 --> 00:18:18,558 He's out here wearing MAGA hats 534 00:18:18,558 --> 00:18:20,434 and then he's ranting incomprehensibly 535 00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:22,436 about Star Wars housing for the homeless. 536 00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:24,564 And we still let him preach in church. 537 00:18:24,564 --> 00:18:25,773 Nah, Quinn. 538 00:18:25,773 --> 00:18:28,568 Black Twitter, Instagram, NewsOne, 539 00:18:28,568 --> 00:18:31,904 the Breakfast Club, all of them will drag your ass. 540 00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,656 We can't have our girl Camille canceled 541 00:18:33,656 --> 00:18:35,074 before she even gets started. 542 00:18:35,074 --> 00:18:37,034 Yeah, and I don't want to be labeled 543 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:39,495 the Uncle Tom bed-wench who brought kale to the cookout. 544 00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:41,330 - Ooh, no. - What's wrong with kale? 545 00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:43,374 Were her parents the only Black people she grew up with? 546 00:18:43,374 --> 00:18:45,001 No, girl. You add a little bit of garlic, 547 00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:46,836 some butter, girl, you add some bacon. 548 00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:48,254 Ah-ha! It's poppin'. 549 00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:50,256 - Bitch, that ain't kale. - That's greens. 550 00:18:50,256 --> 00:18:52,300 - Is it? - Yeah. 551 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,885 [Tye laughs] 552 00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:56,012 So it's a work in progress, 553 00:18:56,012 --> 00:18:59,348 but, see, the front is all Michelle Obama. 554 00:18:59,348 --> 00:19:01,058 Good, strong girl vibes, right? 555 00:19:01,058 --> 00:19:05,021 But spin around, and the back screams... 556 00:19:05,021 --> 00:19:07,565 Hell yes, I'll blow you in the coat closet before dessert. 557 00:19:07,565 --> 00:19:09,734 Oh, my God, no, I was just going for a little sexy. 558 00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:11,777 I don't blow in a coat closet or eat dessert. 559 00:19:11,777 --> 00:19:13,779 Should I put on something else? Oh, wait, wait, wait. 560 00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:15,323 Okay, makeup. 561 00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:16,699 Eye shadow, lipstick. 562 00:19:16,699 --> 00:19:19,785 Does it say future CEO's wife or basketball wife? 563 00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:22,830 Angie, what's wrong? 564 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:24,874 I met a guy who gets me. 565 00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:26,751 Like, really gets me. 566 00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:29,086 Oh, my God, honey. 567 00:19:29,086 --> 00:19:30,546 This is amazing. 568 00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:32,298 You deserve a good guy. 569 00:19:32,298 --> 00:19:33,591 Just like my Daniel. 570 00:19:33,591 --> 00:19:35,635 Sure, except my guy's, like, you know, real. 571 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,345 Bitch, Daniel is real. 572 00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:38,804 He is video-verified. 573 00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:39,972 Until he's not. 574 00:19:39,972 --> 00:19:41,515 Please, just support me. 575 00:19:41,515 --> 00:19:43,434 I do. But, girl, come on. 576 00:19:43,434 --> 00:19:45,269 Your dates are never just dates. 577 00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:46,270 They always come with some fucking 578 00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:48,022 weird asterisks or caveat. 579 00:19:48,022 --> 00:19:49,523 [groaning] I know! 580 00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:50,983 And I hate it, okay? 581 00:19:50,983 --> 00:19:53,110 God, I just want simple. 582 00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,403 I just want sweet. 583 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,447 I have been looking for love, 584 00:19:56,447 --> 00:19:58,741 real love, for so long. 585 00:19:58,741 --> 00:20:01,410 And it has to be my turn. 586 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:04,121 Universe, hear me manifest. 587 00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,749 Daniel is the one. 588 00:20:06,749 --> 00:20:09,126 Okay. Daniel is the one. 589 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,087 Maybe my guy is too. 590 00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:12,463 If I ever find him. 591 00:20:12,463 --> 00:20:13,756 Why wouldn't you find him? 592 00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:16,592 'Cause he was a driver in a...subway... 593 00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:18,260 subway driver. 594 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,471 And he was an artist also, like me. 595 00:20:20,471 --> 00:20:22,807 And we vibed so hard. 596 00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:25,518 And now I am kicking myself for not getting his number 597 00:20:25,518 --> 00:20:28,562 before he drove... I stepped off the train. 598 00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:32,024 Girl, so? You know the train. 599 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,776 Go back to that train again 600 00:20:33,776 --> 00:20:35,403 and again 601 00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:38,489 and again until you find him. 602 00:20:38,489 --> 00:20:39,991 Oh, my God! [squeals] 603 00:20:39,991 --> 00:20:41,575 This is like a real meet-cute, 604 00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:44,078 like out of a Kate Hudson film or something. 605 00:20:44,078 --> 00:20:46,747 I don't know who that is, but it sounds lovely. 606 00:20:46,747 --> 00:20:48,416 Thank you, Quinny. 607 00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:51,127 Girl, go find your man. Go find him. 608 00:20:51,127 --> 00:20:53,379 - And you claim yours. - I will. 609 00:20:53,379 --> 00:20:55,006 [giggles] 610 00:20:56,132 --> 00:20:58,843 Oh wait, hold up. Makeup? 611 00:20:58,843 --> 00:21:01,178 Yes to the eyes. Hard no for the lips. 612 00:21:01,178 --> 00:21:02,596 - Yeah. I can do that. - [♪ Saweetie: "Tap In"] 613 00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:04,015 ♪ Tap, tap, tap in ♪ 614 00:21:04,015 --> 00:21:06,183 ♪ Wrist on glitter, waist on thinner ♪ 615 00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:07,560 ♪ I'ma show you how to bag... 616 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,311 Come on, Emmanuel. 617 00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:10,688 See me. 618 00:21:10,688 --> 00:21:11,939 Cancel. 619 00:21:11,939 --> 00:21:14,817 Request. 620 00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:16,152 Cancel. 621 00:21:16,152 --> 00:21:17,903 Request. 622 00:21:17,903 --> 00:21:21,282 Okay, this is the one. 623 00:21:21,282 --> 00:21:23,492 Come on, God. Work with me. 624 00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:25,453 Bring me Emmanuel. 625 00:21:25,453 --> 00:21:27,788 ♪ End up on the Dateline... ♪ 626 00:21:27,788 --> 00:21:29,415 Fuck no. 627 00:21:29,415 --> 00:21:30,708 Request. 628 00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:32,168 Cancel. 629 00:21:32,168 --> 00:21:33,627 Request. 630 00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:34,628 Cancel. 631 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,547 I just want love too! 632 00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:38,174 Okay, request. 633 00:21:38,174 --> 00:21:39,884 Come on, Emmanuel. Come on, Emmanuel. 634 00:21:39,884 --> 00:21:41,093 [groans] Cancel. 635 00:21:41,093 --> 00:21:44,472 [whimpers] Oh, maybe. 636 00:21:44,472 --> 00:21:45,473 No. 637 00:21:45,473 --> 00:21:48,476 [gentle jazz music playing] 638 00:21:48,476 --> 00:21:53,564 ♪ ♪ 639 00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:55,524 [light chatter] 640 00:22:05,159 --> 00:22:07,703 - Professor Parks. - Nora. Hi. 641 00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:09,246 What...what are you doing here? 642 00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:11,373 Dr. Pruitt wanted someone to show her around campus, 643 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,292 and I guess they were like, "Nora Longbone because 644 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,044 she's always available," because I don't have a life. 645 00:22:15,044 --> 00:22:16,837 - Oh. [Nora] Anyways, 646 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:19,423 she sent me the e-vite as a thank-you. 647 00:22:19,423 --> 00:22:21,217 - There was an e-vite? [Nora] Mm-hmm. 648 00:22:21,217 --> 00:22:23,302 This place is so cool. 649 00:22:23,302 --> 00:22:25,763 The bathroom has a porcelain bidet. 650 00:22:25,763 --> 00:22:27,681 Um, do you think she actually uses it? 651 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,475 Or is it just for show? 652 00:22:29,475 --> 00:22:32,561 I have no idea, Nora. Excuse me. 653 00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:35,523 [Dr. Pruitt] My appointment here at Columbia 654 00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:38,025 could not have come at a better time. 655 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:40,569 You know, I've just started a new project 656 00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:44,657 involving the thriving free Black settlement 657 00:22:44,657 --> 00:22:49,829 that was destroyed in 1850s to make room for Central Park. 658 00:22:49,829 --> 00:22:51,747 Oh, Seneca Village. 659 00:22:51,747 --> 00:22:54,125 That is so interesting, Dr. Pruitt. 660 00:22:54,125 --> 00:22:55,251 Enlighten me. 661 00:22:55,251 --> 00:22:57,211 Camille. 662 00:22:57,211 --> 00:22:59,338 Cam...Camille Parks. We met...met this morning. 663 00:22:59,338 --> 00:23:01,882 Ah, yes. The one that loves to tweet. 664 00:23:01,882 --> 00:23:05,386 [clears throat] I actually did my thesis on gentrification. 665 00:23:05,386 --> 00:23:07,054 And Seneca Village could be considered 666 00:23:07,054 --> 00:23:10,182 one of the first gentrified Black urban sites in New York. 667 00:23:10,182 --> 00:23:12,685 So if you are looking for a research assistant... 668 00:23:12,685 --> 00:23:15,146 Then I am available to start ASAP. 669 00:23:15,146 --> 00:23:16,689 [Dr. Pruitt] Okay. 670 00:23:16,689 --> 00:23:18,774 Well, thank you both. 671 00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:22,945 It's just, as the other Black woman in the department, 672 00:23:22,945 --> 00:23:25,364 um, it's such a...such a personal subject to me... 673 00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:27,074 [Nora] Exactly, Camille, and when I think 674 00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:29,994 of the sacrifice my people made in this city... 675 00:23:29,994 --> 00:23:32,621 - Aren't you from Oklahoma? - I'm Lenape. 676 00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:34,290 My people were forced to relocate 677 00:23:34,290 --> 00:23:36,083 from New York to Oklahoma. 678 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:39,253 We truly thank you for your ancestors' sacrifice. 679 00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:41,338 You know, recently, I did a 23andMe 680 00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:44,091 and discovered I'm 3.6% Japanese. 681 00:23:44,091 --> 00:23:45,593 I used to wonder why I gravitated 682 00:23:45,593 --> 00:23:47,636 toward sushi and calligraphy. 683 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:49,263 And it all made sense. 684 00:23:49,263 --> 00:23:52,516 Really gives new meaning to the word "Caucasian." 685 00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:55,853 That's a lot to unpack. [chuckles] 686 00:23:55,853 --> 00:23:56,979 Right? 687 00:23:56,979 --> 00:23:58,147 It's crazy. 688 00:24:01,066 --> 00:24:02,151 I heard you have a bidet. 689 00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:09,700 Thank you so much for coming back. 690 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,744 Okay. I thought we covered everything 691 00:24:11,744 --> 00:24:13,287 pretty well the last time I was here. 692 00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:14,788 No. Get your little recorder thing out. 693 00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:16,123 I want this on record. 694 00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:18,584 Mm-hmm. 695 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:25,216 Okay, so your "fetish" argument doesn't work in the reverse. 696 00:24:25,216 --> 00:24:26,425 This may come as a shocker, 697 00:24:26,425 --> 00:24:28,302 but as a white woman on a dating app, 698 00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:30,221 you're not a part of the vulnerable class. 699 00:24:30,221 --> 00:24:33,390 You're actually the most highly desired and sought-after 700 00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:35,976 of all ethnic groups, straight or queer. 701 00:24:35,976 --> 00:24:38,062 And regardless of who I may sleep with 702 00:24:38,062 --> 00:24:39,772 or have relationships with, 703 00:24:39,772 --> 00:24:43,317 this app is necessary for the thousands of people 704 00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:46,153 who want to date without having to explain why. 705 00:24:46,153 --> 00:24:49,114 Today people still shouldn't be wearing blackface 706 00:24:49,114 --> 00:24:52,576 on Halloween or answering ignorant-ass messages 707 00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:55,788 from people who just "have such a thing for Black women." 708 00:24:56,997 --> 00:24:58,457 Now, off the record, 709 00:24:58,457 --> 00:25:01,335 you're the one who left in the middle of the night. 710 00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:02,711 You didn't text. 711 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:04,463 And you ate my beef and broccoli. 712 00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:06,423 I don't know which one I'm more upset about. 713 00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:08,717 Still off the record, I didn't think we needed 714 00:25:08,717 --> 00:25:11,428 to pretend it was anything more than it was. 715 00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:14,431 You weren't exactly sending "let's do this again" vibes. 716 00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:16,934 Now, on the record, 717 00:25:16,934 --> 00:25:18,477 you're absolutely right. 718 00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:19,812 Your app is necessary. 719 00:25:19,812 --> 00:25:21,105 But I'm a journalist. 720 00:25:21,105 --> 00:25:24,441 And it's my job to ask the tough questions. 721 00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:28,112 Like, might you be willing to let this non-POC woman 722 00:25:28,112 --> 00:25:29,071 take you out? 723 00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:30,739 Off the record. On a date. 724 00:25:30,739 --> 00:25:32,199 What? 725 00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:34,910 Well, at the very least, I owe you a beef and broccoli. 726 00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:40,207 That, you do. 727 00:25:44,169 --> 00:25:46,714 Ah, you must be Quinn. 728 00:25:46,714 --> 00:25:47,965 Daniel's expecting you. 729 00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:49,383 Please come in. 730 00:25:49,383 --> 00:25:53,012 Oh. Um, are...are we... are we having dinner here? 731 00:25:53,012 --> 00:25:54,763 Yes, food is provided. 732 00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:01,687 Perfect timing, Quinn. We're just getting started. 733 00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:07,526 Help yourself to a lobster roll. 734 00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:08,861 Okay. 735 00:26:10,821 --> 00:26:13,198 Now, what if I told you that in just one year, 736 00:26:13,198 --> 00:26:17,536 you could all own a Park Avenue penthouse? 737 00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:21,290 Well, when you sign up to be an Herbal Wonderkind sales rep, 738 00:26:21,290 --> 00:26:25,419 you are taking a step closer to that dream. 739 00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:27,963 - Thank you, Pam. [Pam] You're welcome, Daniel. 740 00:26:27,963 --> 00:26:29,923 - Isn't this exciting, ladies? [Quinn] Oh, my God. 741 00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:34,470 Are you fucking kidding me? A pyramid scheme? 742 00:26:34,470 --> 00:26:37,639 Does the date happen after this? 743 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:39,641 Oh, sweetie. 744 00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:45,356 Dr. Pruitt. 745 00:26:45,356 --> 00:26:47,232 Before I go, I just wanted to say 746 00:26:47,232 --> 00:26:49,568 I'm so very happy that you're here. 747 00:26:49,568 --> 00:26:51,445 You know, honestly, this is my first opportunity 748 00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:54,198 to work with a Black woman since I got here six years ago. 749 00:26:54,198 --> 00:26:56,367 To have someone like you mentor me, 750 00:26:56,367 --> 00:26:59,161 I mean, someone who really understands my struggle, girl? 751 00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,498 Enlighten me, Camille. 752 00:27:02,498 --> 00:27:07,920 You tweet witty barbs about injustice all day long. 753 00:27:09,380 --> 00:27:11,465 What struggle? 754 00:27:12,966 --> 00:27:15,552 - Um, well, I... - It's a rhetorical question. 755 00:27:15,552 --> 00:27:16,637 Yeah, yeah. 756 00:27:16,637 --> 00:27:19,139 It's called social media for a reason, 757 00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:22,476 'cause it's a great place for people to come and talk. 758 00:27:22,476 --> 00:27:24,269 But let's be clear: 759 00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:26,897 that's all it is. 760 00:27:26,897 --> 00:27:30,359 Now, if you want to talk about struggle, 761 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:34,363 you got to get off your phone and get out into the field, 762 00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:37,950 because to study culture is to be in it. 763 00:27:37,950 --> 00:27:40,452 Not to observe it from the outside 764 00:27:40,452 --> 00:27:42,621 but to actually live in it. 765 00:27:42,621 --> 00:27:44,998 Do you understand what I'm saying? 766 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:46,959 Yeah. Yeah. 767 00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:49,211 Good. Good night. 768 00:27:52,923 --> 00:27:55,968 We have a protest coming up, actually. 769 00:27:55,968 --> 00:27:57,970 - I mean, I...I do. - By yourself? 770 00:27:57,970 --> 00:28:01,432 No, I am a part of the GentriWhy movement. 771 00:28:01,432 --> 00:28:02,683 It's a coincidence. 772 00:28:02,683 --> 00:28:05,060 I was thinking that I need to do more in-person work, 773 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:09,189 so that's why...um, yeah, that's why it's happening. 774 00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:11,650 Well, great. And good night. 775 00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:13,444 And I'm giving a speech. A great speech. 776 00:28:13,444 --> 00:28:15,028 It's gonna be so good. 777 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:17,197 I hope it goes well. 778 00:28:19,158 --> 00:28:20,617 - This is your coat, right? - Yeah. 779 00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:26,081 - [door slams] - Shh, I'm sleeping. 780 00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:27,958 Oh, my God. I am so sorry. 781 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:29,501 It's just that it's Quinn. 782 00:28:29,501 --> 00:28:32,254 Your best friend who managed to hit an all-time low 783 00:28:32,254 --> 00:28:33,922 in her tragic dating history. 784 00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:36,175 Only to wait for the A-train for maybe an hour 785 00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:37,676 before they said it wasn't running. 786 00:28:37,676 --> 00:28:41,847 And then I got ignored by every single cab on the street. 787 00:28:41,847 --> 00:28:44,808 So I got to enjoy a brisk walk 788 00:28:44,808 --> 00:28:46,852 all the way home in freezing rain 789 00:28:46,852 --> 00:28:48,812 because my Uber account has been suspended 790 00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:50,272 due to excessive cancellation fees. 791 00:28:50,272 --> 00:28:52,733 Would you happen to know why that is, Angie? 792 00:28:52,733 --> 00:28:54,276 Yes. 793 00:28:54,276 --> 00:28:56,862 But it's your fault for giving me love advice 794 00:28:56,862 --> 00:28:59,573 from a woman who sells overpriced yoga pants. 795 00:28:59,573 --> 00:29:00,949 - What? [Angie] Yes, bitch. 796 00:29:00,949 --> 00:29:03,410 I looked her up. Kate Hudson movies lie. 797 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,996 There is no meet-cute in real life 798 00:29:05,996 --> 00:29:07,915 for a Brown girl in Manhattan. 799 00:29:07,915 --> 00:29:08,957 Amen. 800 00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:10,709 - [doorbell rings] - Oh, good! 801 00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:13,212 Those are the cookies that I ordered on my walk home. 802 00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:14,546 I thought you didn't eat dessert. 803 00:29:14,546 --> 00:29:17,007 Bitch, new me. Just answer the door. 804 00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:18,717 [Emmanuel] Insomnia cookies. 805 00:29:23,722 --> 00:29:26,642 - [squeals] Emmanuel! - Quinn! 806 00:29:26,642 --> 00:29:27,893 [Quinn] Angie? 807 00:29:27,893 --> 00:29:29,811 I thought your name was Quinn. 808 00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:32,189 - What's going on? - I'll explain later. 809 00:29:32,189 --> 00:29:34,608 - [grunts] [Angie] How are you here? 810 00:29:34,608 --> 00:29:36,527 Postmates. I brought your cookies. 811 00:29:36,527 --> 00:29:39,571 It's fate. I can have a meet-cute too. 812 00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:41,114 I feel like Kate Hudson. 813 00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:42,616 Ooh, Quinn. 814 00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:45,035 It's my poet from Uber. 815 00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:47,829 Okay, great. Can he get my account unlocked? 816 00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:49,540 Maybe if he unlocks me first. 817 00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:54,086 [Angie moaning] 818 00:29:54,086 --> 00:29:55,337 ♪ Never let the money go ♪ 819 00:29:55,337 --> 00:29:56,505 ♪ I put it in a air lock... 820 00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:59,216 - [gasps] Hoo! - Fuck! 821 00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:01,718 Oh, that was amazing. 822 00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:04,221 And unexpected. 823 00:30:04,221 --> 00:30:05,556 I just couldn't wait. 824 00:30:05,556 --> 00:30:08,517 So can we go to your place now and fuck like adults? 825 00:30:08,517 --> 00:30:10,644 Oh, we're here. 826 00:30:10,644 --> 00:30:12,229 I know. 827 00:30:12,229 --> 00:30:13,814 I mean can we go up to your place 828 00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:16,733 and, you know, finish what we started? 829 00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:20,988 No, I mean this is my place. 830 00:30:20,988 --> 00:30:23,115 You live in your car? 831 00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:24,575 Like, you live in this car 832 00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:25,867 we've been riding around in all day? 833 00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:27,411 Like, this is your home? 834 00:30:27,411 --> 00:30:29,997 Well, uh, poetry doesn't really pay. 835 00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:32,708 And I mean, you get it. We're artists. 836 00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,543 - Jesus. - We don't chase coin. 837 00:30:34,543 --> 00:30:36,086 We chase inspiration. 838 00:30:36,086 --> 00:30:38,338 Mm, sure. In theory. 839 00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:39,965 But no, fuck that. 840 00:30:39,965 --> 00:30:43,051 An artist also needs to eat. 841 00:30:43,051 --> 00:30:44,303 We are not the same. 842 00:30:44,303 --> 00:30:47,139 I don't even have a car to live out of. 843 00:30:47,139 --> 00:30:50,434 Shit! I have to call that director. 844 00:30:50,434 --> 00:30:53,145 I am doing Get Out. I fucked up. 845 00:30:53,145 --> 00:30:54,479 I can't do this. 846 00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:57,566 [all] GentriWhy! GentriWhy! 847 00:30:57,566 --> 00:31:00,152 GentriWhy! GentriWhy! 848 00:31:00,152 --> 00:31:02,863 Oh, God, please don't let this get crazy. 849 00:31:02,863 --> 00:31:05,907 The Black man invented food 850 00:31:05,907 --> 00:31:09,786 when we were pharaohs in Africa. 851 00:31:09,786 --> 00:31:12,289 And now the white man thinks he can come to Harlem 852 00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:14,082 and teach us how to eat? 853 00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:15,959 [crowd] No! - What in the hotep? 854 00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:18,837 To that, I say, "Why?" 855 00:31:18,837 --> 00:31:21,423 [all] GentriWhy! GentriWhy! 856 00:31:21,423 --> 00:31:23,258 Now I'd like to turn the mic over 857 00:31:23,258 --> 00:31:26,136 to Miss Dr. Camille Parks... 858 00:31:26,136 --> 00:31:27,471 "Miss Doctor"? 859 00:31:27,471 --> 00:31:30,557 ...who's got a few educated words to say. 860 00:31:30,557 --> 00:31:33,560 [cheers and applause] 861 00:31:38,523 --> 00:31:40,317 Uh... 862 00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:43,195 thank you, DaKwame. 863 00:31:43,195 --> 00:31:46,114 Um, maybe I should clear up a...a few things first. 864 00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:50,285 Uh, all humans ate food. 865 00:31:50,285 --> 00:31:55,332 And, uh, most Black Americans did not descend from pharaohs. 866 00:31:55,332 --> 00:31:57,668 We are West African. 867 00:31:57,668 --> 00:32:00,629 Uh...what else? 868 00:32:00,629 --> 00:32:02,089 Um... 869 00:32:02,089 --> 00:32:07,094 did you know that pharaohs used to marry their sisters? 870 00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:10,555 It was crazy, right? 871 00:32:10,555 --> 00:32:12,265 Um... 872 00:32:14,643 --> 00:32:17,604 Sometimes with deceptions in the name of love, 873 00:32:17,604 --> 00:32:19,231 we can lose ourselves, 874 00:32:19,231 --> 00:32:21,692 forget who we actually are. 875 00:32:21,692 --> 00:32:24,361 If you're here today, 876 00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:28,949 it's because Ray's meant something to you, to Harlem. 877 00:32:28,949 --> 00:32:33,578 And it meant a lot because it was ours. 878 00:32:33,578 --> 00:32:37,040 And, for real, we don't have a lot that's ours. 879 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,960 So when it's gone, 880 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,587 a piece of us goes too. 881 00:32:42,587 --> 00:32:46,883 So I stand here today not to say "GentriWhy" 882 00:32:46,883 --> 00:32:49,511 but "GentriWho." 883 00:32:49,511 --> 00:32:53,056 - Not us. Not anymore. - [crowd cheering] 884 00:32:53,056 --> 00:32:56,601 So stand with me, Harlem, as we boycott Chalmette 885 00:32:56,601 --> 00:32:58,770 and let them know, not us. 886 00:32:58,770 --> 00:33:02,566 - Not anymore. - [crowd cheering] 887 00:33:02,566 --> 00:33:05,068 [all] GentriWho! GentriWho! 888 00:33:05,068 --> 00:33:07,904 GentriWho! GentriWho! 889 00:33:07,904 --> 00:33:10,365 GentriWho! - Right on, Miss Doctor. 890 00:33:12,284 --> 00:33:14,077 [Camille] But eventually, we find our way back... 891 00:33:14,077 --> 00:33:15,036 Thank you. 892 00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:16,371 ...for better or for worse, 893 00:33:16,371 --> 00:33:17,539 to the truth. 894 00:33:17,539 --> 00:33:19,833 - Hi. - What the fuck, Camille? 895 00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:21,501 - What? - Come here. 896 00:33:26,882 --> 00:33:28,300 I'm the head chef here. 897 00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:29,843 What the fuck? 898 00:33:29,843 --> 00:33:32,846 [hip-hop music] 899 00:33:32,846 --> 00:33:39,853 ♪ ♪