1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,135 ♪ Harlem ♪ 2 00:00:08,135 --> 00:00:09,970 [soulful rock music] 3 00:00:09,970 --> 00:00:13,015 ♪ Harlem ♪ 4 00:00:13,015 --> 00:00:15,309 [Camille] They say if you don't learn from the past, 5 00:00:15,309 --> 00:00:17,102 you're bound to repeat it. 6 00:00:17,102 --> 00:00:19,146 Inherent in that expression is the assumption 7 00:00:19,146 --> 00:00:21,064 that repeating history is bad, 8 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:22,441 something to avoid. 9 00:00:22,441 --> 00:00:25,569 ♪ Cause a ruckus in the Rucker... ♪ 10 00:00:25,569 --> 00:00:28,322 However, here, in the Harlem of today, 11 00:00:28,322 --> 00:00:31,575 anthropologists tell us that by learning who we were, 12 00:00:31,575 --> 00:00:34,912 what the city was, we might get lucky enough to repeat it. 13 00:00:34,912 --> 00:00:36,914 Now, how you gonna be a freelance palm reader? 14 00:00:36,914 --> 00:00:38,332 - [chuckles] It's possible. [Nikki] No business. 15 00:00:38,332 --> 00:00:40,125 Should I try right now? 16 00:00:40,125 --> 00:00:43,378 Ooh, now, this is a Saturn aspect on your lifeline... 17 00:00:43,378 --> 00:00:45,130 very powerful stuff. 18 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:46,840 Ooh. 19 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:50,177 But a big mistake is coming back right to get you. 20 00:00:50,177 --> 00:00:53,222 The mistake was agreeing to pay you for this bullshit. 21 00:00:53,222 --> 00:00:56,517 [scoffs] You know, hostility is like the new smoking. 22 00:00:56,517 --> 00:00:57,851 You only hurting yourself. 23 00:00:57,851 --> 00:00:59,478 Whatever. 24 00:00:59,478 --> 00:01:01,855 Anyway, ladies, would anyone else like a palm reading? 25 00:01:01,855 --> 00:01:03,816 [both] No. 26 00:01:03,816 --> 00:01:05,359 Namaste. 27 00:01:05,359 --> 00:01:07,820 Nama-don't stay. Namast-go. 28 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:09,404 [laughs] 29 00:01:09,404 --> 00:01:11,114 I must have one of those, too. 30 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:12,908 A broke-ass cousin who makes up nonsense? 31 00:01:12,908 --> 00:01:15,702 No, a past mistake coming back. 32 00:01:15,702 --> 00:01:17,204 Ian was at the club. 33 00:01:17,204 --> 00:01:18,705 What? Tonight? 34 00:01:18,705 --> 00:01:20,207 And you're just now saying something? 35 00:01:20,207 --> 00:01:22,835 I spent three plates of rice and beans listening to Quinn 36 00:01:22,835 --> 00:01:24,711 rank the Jonas Brothers. 37 00:01:24,711 --> 00:01:26,547 You couldn't have cut in with that information? 38 00:01:26,547 --> 00:01:29,383 Saturn must really want you two to be together. 39 00:01:29,383 --> 00:01:32,135 Well, my apologies to Saturn. 40 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:33,887 I got this close to him. 41 00:01:33,887 --> 00:01:36,431 No, I just... I lost all my nerve. 42 00:01:36,431 --> 00:01:39,434 [steady music] 43 00:01:39,434 --> 00:01:43,063 ♪ ♪ 44 00:01:43,063 --> 00:01:45,232 [glass shatters] 45 00:01:45,232 --> 00:01:47,276 ♪ ♪ 46 00:01:47,276 --> 00:01:49,862 [clears throat] Wow, she's good. 47 00:01:49,862 --> 00:01:54,241 ♪ ♪ 48 00:01:54,241 --> 00:01:56,785 He wasn't supposed to be there. He threw me off my whole shit. 49 00:01:56,785 --> 00:01:59,454 Four years later, and that nigga still has a hold on you. 50 00:01:59,454 --> 00:02:01,373 That's some serious dick energy right there. 51 00:02:01,373 --> 00:02:02,499 What's dick energy? 52 00:02:02,499 --> 00:02:04,543 How is it I know and you don't? 53 00:02:04,543 --> 00:02:07,004 It's when a man's stroke is so enchanting 54 00:02:07,004 --> 00:02:08,422 that the ghost of his penis 55 00:02:08,422 --> 00:02:10,507 sort of haunts your vagina like an old house. 56 00:02:10,507 --> 00:02:12,759 Oh, I guess I haven't had that pleasure. 57 00:02:12,759 --> 00:02:15,095 Well, I sling serious dick energy, 58 00:02:15,095 --> 00:02:16,597 and I don't even have one. 59 00:02:16,597 --> 00:02:19,683 You are so nas... Stop doing that at the table! 60 00:02:19,683 --> 00:02:21,476 I am not this woman! 61 00:02:21,476 --> 00:02:23,145 I don't run from an ex. 62 00:02:23,145 --> 00:02:24,605 I'm the "tell your followers 63 00:02:24,605 --> 00:02:26,940 to be brave and face their fears" woman. 64 00:02:26,940 --> 00:02:28,984 Yeah, but to run into Ian like that? 65 00:02:28,984 --> 00:02:30,986 In all of the bars in New York... 66 00:02:30,986 --> 00:02:33,572 No, no, this has to be a sign. 67 00:02:33,572 --> 00:02:35,782 Or signs are woo-woo bullshit, 68 00:02:35,782 --> 00:02:37,701 and her ex is just in town visiting. 69 00:02:37,701 --> 00:02:39,077 No, wait. That's what it is. 70 00:02:39,077 --> 00:02:40,495 Paul and Brittany's engagement party. 71 00:02:40,495 --> 00:02:42,039 That's why he's in town. 72 00:02:42,039 --> 00:02:44,249 We're the ones who introduced them in the first place. 73 00:02:44,249 --> 00:02:46,335 And now they're engaged? 74 00:02:46,335 --> 00:02:48,170 Why don't you ever introduce me to anybody? 75 00:02:48,170 --> 00:02:50,422 Baby, the thirst is real. 76 00:02:50,422 --> 00:02:53,508 It was actually supposed to be a joke. 77 00:02:53,508 --> 00:02:55,302 They are the corniest friends that we have, 78 00:02:55,302 --> 00:02:57,387 and Ian thought it would be funny to go on a double date, 79 00:02:57,387 --> 00:02:59,890 And it turns out that corny gets corny. 80 00:02:59,890 --> 00:03:02,351 If Ian's going, then I'm coming down with the flu. 81 00:03:02,351 --> 00:03:04,561 Says Mrs. Don't Run Away From An Ex. 82 00:03:04,561 --> 00:03:05,729 Mm. 83 00:03:05,729 --> 00:03:07,189 Well, I can't be black girl magic all the time. 84 00:03:07,189 --> 00:03:08,106 [Tye chuckles] 85 00:03:08,106 --> 00:03:09,858 - Hello! - Hi! 86 00:03:09,858 --> 00:03:11,693 So good! 87 00:03:11,693 --> 00:03:13,362 I'm sorry! 88 00:03:13,362 --> 00:03:15,280 So? Who was he? 89 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,616 A producer! 90 00:03:17,616 --> 00:03:20,661 I told you that open-mic night was gonna be good. 91 00:03:20,661 --> 00:03:23,372 - "Brothers Pictures." - Black owned? 92 00:03:23,372 --> 00:03:26,333 And he said they have a major project "in the works" 93 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:28,377 and he wants me to come to their offices tomorrow. 94 00:03:28,377 --> 00:03:30,295 - Aah! - Holy shit! 95 00:03:30,295 --> 00:03:33,131 - That's my girl! - That's me, that's me. 96 00:03:33,131 --> 00:03:35,592 You see? I knew it. Your dream is coming true! 97 00:03:35,592 --> 00:03:37,803 It's like the great Lady Gaga once said, 98 00:03:37,803 --> 00:03:39,429 "You can get 99 nos"... 99 00:03:39,429 --> 00:03:40,472 I'm gonna stop you right there! 100 00:03:40,472 --> 00:03:42,766 [both] Thank you. 101 00:03:42,766 --> 00:03:43,850 Waiter! 102 00:03:43,850 --> 00:03:46,186 [smooth music] 103 00:03:46,186 --> 00:03:48,939 Tye, I appreciate the chivalry, 104 00:03:48,939 --> 00:03:50,774 but we passed your place two stops ago. 105 00:03:50,774 --> 00:03:52,359 Three. 106 00:03:52,359 --> 00:03:55,070 I just want to make sure you're really okay about seeing Ian. 107 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:57,572 Yes. That was a long time ago. 108 00:03:57,572 --> 00:03:59,366 I'm fine... I just don't see the upside 109 00:03:59,366 --> 00:04:01,076 of hanging with him at some wack party. 110 00:04:01,076 --> 00:04:03,704 Ian's, like, the one thing that can get you all... 111 00:04:03,704 --> 00:04:05,706 Why? [crying] 112 00:04:05,706 --> 00:04:08,458 [melancholy music] 113 00:04:10,002 --> 00:04:12,004 That was a long time ago, okay? 114 00:04:12,004 --> 00:04:15,632 I appreciate the concern, but I am fine. 115 00:04:15,632 --> 00:04:17,217 [sighs] It's just all these years later, 116 00:04:17,217 --> 00:04:18,719 are we really still talking about Ian? 117 00:04:18,719 --> 00:04:19,970 Not if you don't want to. 118 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:21,513 I don't, so let's talk about anything else. 119 00:04:21,513 --> 00:04:23,056 - Got it. - Yeah. 120 00:04:23,056 --> 00:04:27,394 Well, I found out my Forbes interview 121 00:04:27,394 --> 00:04:30,605 has turned into a two-page spread. 122 00:04:30,605 --> 00:04:32,399 - What? - Photo shoot and everything! 123 00:04:32,399 --> 00:04:33,567 Tye, really? 124 00:04:33,567 --> 00:04:35,110 Really. 125 00:04:35,110 --> 00:04:38,655 A queer woman of color in tech is going to be in Forbes. 126 00:04:38,655 --> 00:04:40,365 Yes! All those words. 127 00:04:40,365 --> 00:04:42,284 If I was the kind of person that said corny things 128 00:04:42,284 --> 00:04:45,871 about how far I've come, I'd say one right now. 129 00:04:45,871 --> 00:04:47,998 So how are things on the Shayla front? 130 00:04:47,998 --> 00:04:49,833 Done. That's a wrap. 131 00:04:49,833 --> 00:04:52,210 What? That was quick even for you. 132 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:54,421 [scoffs] The problem is we work in the same building, 133 00:04:54,421 --> 00:04:56,381 - so I can't just ghost her. - Oh. 134 00:04:56,381 --> 00:04:57,841 I have to do that thing 135 00:04:57,841 --> 00:04:59,801 where I break up with myself for her. 136 00:04:59,801 --> 00:05:00,886 Mm. 137 00:05:00,886 --> 00:05:02,262 I get it. 138 00:05:02,262 --> 00:05:04,473 But I just need to work on myself 139 00:05:04,473 --> 00:05:06,016 so that I can only hope 140 00:05:06,016 --> 00:05:09,644 to one day be good enough for you. 141 00:05:11,146 --> 00:05:13,857 [laughter] 142 00:05:13,857 --> 00:05:16,276 That's good, though... face-to-face breakup. 143 00:05:16,276 --> 00:05:18,820 Look at you, giving up your fuckboi degree. 144 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:21,281 #Growth! You know what I'm talking about! 145 00:05:21,281 --> 00:05:23,742 [both grunting goofily] 146 00:05:23,742 --> 00:05:27,662 Over time, the culture of a place evolves 147 00:05:27,662 --> 00:05:30,749 as new people and new ideas move in. 148 00:05:30,749 --> 00:05:33,585 But the question is... 149 00:05:33,585 --> 00:05:35,462 how much of the past 150 00:05:35,462 --> 00:05:38,590 should be respectfully preserved? 151 00:05:38,590 --> 00:05:41,093 And how much should be discarded 152 00:05:41,093 --> 00:05:43,220 in order to evolve? 153 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:46,139 Upload your essays by tomorrow night. 154 00:05:46,139 --> 00:05:47,516 I'll see you next week. 155 00:05:57,109 --> 00:05:59,069 Amazing lecture, Professor Parks. 156 00:05:59,069 --> 00:06:01,321 Top ten of the semester. 157 00:06:01,321 --> 00:06:02,656 No, top five... top three. 158 00:06:02,656 --> 00:06:03,990 Thank you, Nora. 159 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:05,492 How do you do it? 160 00:06:05,492 --> 00:06:07,869 Uh... [chuckles] Thank you again, Nora. 161 00:06:07,869 --> 00:06:09,704 No, literally, how do you do it? 162 00:06:09,704 --> 00:06:12,499 - How much is prep... [Robin] Camille! Camille! 163 00:06:12,499 --> 00:06:14,334 Jemele Hill and the other panelists just arrived 164 00:06:14,334 --> 00:06:15,418 for the woman's rally. 165 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,254 You gonna drop by? 166 00:06:17,254 --> 00:06:19,506 Watch my speech, join the pithy chants. 167 00:06:19,506 --> 00:06:21,842 - [door closes] - I'm definitely gonna try. 168 00:06:21,842 --> 00:06:23,510 That means definitely no. 169 00:06:23,510 --> 00:06:26,346 Oh, Dr. Goodman, I'm going to the rally. 170 00:06:26,346 --> 00:06:27,472 I'll walk with you. 171 00:06:27,472 --> 00:06:28,932 Definitely try. 172 00:06:28,932 --> 00:06:30,642 [♪ Leikeli47: "Girl Blunt"] 173 00:06:30,642 --> 00:06:32,102 ♪ What you say? What that mean? I don't know ♪ 174 00:06:32,102 --> 00:06:33,520 [door closes] 175 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:35,438 ♪ Top shelf, bitch, I'm on the honor roll ♪ 176 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:37,732 ♪ Hot fire, make your nigga stop and roll ♪ 177 00:06:37,732 --> 00:06:40,152 ♪ That booty ooshy jiggle like a jelly roll ♪ 178 00:06:40,152 --> 00:06:41,486 ♪ Damn ♪ 179 00:06:41,486 --> 00:06:43,196 Camille? 180 00:06:43,196 --> 00:06:45,282 - [gasps] - Oh, my God, Brittany! 181 00:06:45,282 --> 00:06:46,741 Hi! 182 00:06:46,741 --> 00:06:48,869 - You're still going to Tony? - Yes, every two weeks. 183 00:06:48,869 --> 00:06:50,745 I can't believe you introduced me 184 00:06:50,745 --> 00:06:53,123 to my future husband and my stylist. 185 00:06:53,123 --> 00:06:55,083 [chuckles] Well, don't you owe me a finder's fee? 186 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:58,170 Anything, girl. And half goes to Ian. 187 00:06:58,170 --> 00:06:59,254 Sorry. 188 00:06:59,254 --> 00:07:01,381 Oh, God. Sorry. 189 00:07:01,381 --> 00:07:03,091 I shouldn't have mentioned Ian. 190 00:07:03,091 --> 00:07:05,260 Don't be crazy. It's fine. We're fine. 191 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:06,845 - Oh, good. - Yeah. 192 00:07:06,845 --> 00:07:08,972 Because I was so worried you'd do something silly 193 00:07:08,972 --> 00:07:11,808 like not show up to my party to avoid seeing him. 194 00:07:11,808 --> 00:07:13,143 - [chuckles] - No, what am I, 12? 195 00:07:13,143 --> 00:07:14,936 - No! - No. 196 00:07:14,936 --> 00:07:16,396 Yes, of course I'm coming, you know? 197 00:07:16,396 --> 00:07:18,273 - I-I'm dying to come. - Oh, good. 198 00:07:18,273 --> 00:07:20,192 Like, literally nothing but death would keep me from it, 199 00:07:20,192 --> 00:07:22,110 and even if I do die, I want them to dump 200 00:07:22,110 --> 00:07:23,320 my dead body at that damn party. 201 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,113 - [laughs] - Don't make it weird. 202 00:07:25,113 --> 00:07:27,240 - Copy that. - Mm-hmm. 203 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,869 Sister Angie, Queen Angie, I'm Cole Thompson. 204 00:07:30,869 --> 00:07:32,746 And welcome to Brother Pictures. 205 00:07:32,746 --> 00:07:35,081 Mm-hmm. It's nice to meet you. 206 00:07:35,081 --> 00:07:36,208 We are a collective 207 00:07:36,208 --> 00:07:38,335 of Black artists for Black audiences... 208 00:07:38,335 --> 00:07:39,586 Mm. 209 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:41,796 Working across the entire African diaspora, 210 00:07:41,796 --> 00:07:43,798 looking to educate and inspire. 211 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:45,300 Mm. 212 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:48,929 The Black voice will no longer be asphyxiated 213 00:07:48,929 --> 00:07:52,891 by the transmutation to the Eurocentric perspective. 214 00:07:52,891 --> 00:07:55,352 So... is it a movie? 215 00:07:55,352 --> 00:07:57,229 It's a revolution! 216 00:07:57,229 --> 00:07:59,022 The Black story will be told 217 00:07:59,022 --> 00:08:01,900 by the Black voice through a Black gaze. 218 00:08:01,900 --> 00:08:04,361 Okay, hold up. You're using a lot of words. 219 00:08:04,361 --> 00:08:06,363 You trying to Hotep me into doing porn? 220 00:08:06,363 --> 00:08:07,364 - No! - Okay, good. 221 00:08:07,364 --> 00:08:08,949 'Cause I been there, and I done that. 222 00:08:08,949 --> 00:08:10,617 Yeah, me too. 223 00:08:10,617 --> 00:08:14,996 It's a new dawn where we dare to free ourselves 224 00:08:14,996 --> 00:08:17,123 from the white man's story construct 225 00:08:17,123 --> 00:08:19,084 and define a new art. 226 00:08:19,084 --> 00:08:22,337 - Mm. - A true Black art. 227 00:08:22,337 --> 00:08:25,632 - That's what's up. - My sister, are you ready 228 00:08:25,632 --> 00:08:28,969 to be part of something that's about something? 229 00:08:28,969 --> 00:08:32,305 Okay, yes. So what we doing? 230 00:08:32,305 --> 00:08:35,100 It's Get Out, the musical... 231 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,269 on Broadway. 232 00:08:37,269 --> 00:08:40,105 Yeah. 233 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:41,731 I told that emancipated nigga, 234 00:08:41,731 --> 00:08:43,066 "Hell fucking no." 235 00:08:43,066 --> 00:08:45,485 Oh, my God, Angie. Customer. 236 00:08:45,485 --> 00:08:47,404 Sorry. 237 00:08:47,404 --> 00:08:49,948 I said, "No, thank you," to that emancipated nigga. 238 00:08:49,948 --> 00:08:51,157 I cannot believe 239 00:08:51,157 --> 00:08:53,326 that you're turning down a potential singing job. 240 00:08:53,326 --> 00:08:55,495 I can't believe that you would think that I would say yes 241 00:08:55,495 --> 00:08:59,040 to singing in the chorus of a Get Out musical? 242 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,834 Is that the best you think that I can get? 243 00:09:00,834 --> 00:09:03,211 You know, thanks, for the vote of confidence. 244 00:09:03,211 --> 00:09:04,212 Whoa. 245 00:09:04,212 --> 00:09:05,463 Okay, How did your job offer 246 00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:06,881 somehow turn into my fault? 247 00:09:06,881 --> 00:09:08,508 And please don't eat there. 248 00:09:08,508 --> 00:09:10,302 Employees need a break room. 249 00:09:10,302 --> 00:09:12,178 Employees need to work. 250 00:09:12,178 --> 00:09:14,097 [door rattles open] 251 00:09:14,097 --> 00:09:16,975 Oh, my God! 252 00:09:16,975 --> 00:09:18,685 Retro-chic! 253 00:09:18,685 --> 00:09:20,228 Oh, my God, I am dead! 254 00:09:20,228 --> 00:09:22,522 Oh, my God! I'm dead! 255 00:09:22,522 --> 00:09:24,649 - Angie, are you not dead? - Yeah, dead. 256 00:09:24,649 --> 00:09:26,693 Oh, my gosh. You look amazing! 257 00:09:26,693 --> 00:09:28,528 And the proceeds from your purchase 258 00:09:28,528 --> 00:09:30,697 will go to feed four homeless New Yorkers. 259 00:09:30,697 --> 00:09:33,158 So it's like a splurge without the guilt. 260 00:09:33,158 --> 00:09:35,535 I need to think about it. 261 00:09:35,535 --> 00:09:36,911 It's a dress, not a house. 262 00:09:36,911 --> 00:09:37,954 Angie. 263 00:09:39,122 --> 00:09:41,708 She's joking. She's joking. 264 00:09:41,708 --> 00:09:43,793 [laughs] 265 00:09:43,793 --> 00:09:45,920 Can you not insult the customers? 266 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:47,047 She is not a customer. 267 00:09:47,047 --> 00:09:48,548 She's a "needs to think about it." 268 00:09:48,548 --> 00:09:49,966 - [sighs] - She comes in here 269 00:09:49,966 --> 00:09:52,385 three, four, five times a week just looking at shit. 270 00:09:52,385 --> 00:09:54,429 She a professional window shopper. 271 00:09:54,429 --> 00:09:56,139 Shit! Shit! 272 00:09:56,139 --> 00:09:58,558 Girl, if that's the Amex bill, I can explain. 273 00:09:58,558 --> 00:10:01,770 No, no, the landlord is jacking the rent again. 274 00:10:01,770 --> 00:10:03,188 Did you take my Amex? 275 00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:04,939 Girl, don't stress yourself out about that 276 00:10:04,939 --> 00:10:06,608 with that new rent news. 277 00:10:06,608 --> 00:10:09,194 Oh, my God, another $2,500 a month? 278 00:10:09,194 --> 00:10:12,238 I'm barely covering it as it is. 279 00:10:12,238 --> 00:10:15,367 I cannot ask my parents for more money. 280 00:10:15,367 --> 00:10:17,994 Okay, you just try to sell some more stuff around here. 281 00:10:17,994 --> 00:10:20,538 I don't literally try to do that every single day? 282 00:10:20,538 --> 00:10:22,415 Okay, you are using your cunt voice. 283 00:10:22,415 --> 00:10:24,084 [sighs] Sorry. Sorry. 284 00:10:24,084 --> 00:10:25,293 It's okay. 285 00:10:25,293 --> 00:10:27,087 [sighs] It's just that it's not just asking 286 00:10:27,087 --> 00:10:28,380 my parents for more money. 287 00:10:28,380 --> 00:10:31,007 It's that "poor you" look on my mom's face 288 00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:35,845 and followed by the obligatory "you need a husband" lecture. 289 00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:37,639 God, like I forgot I was single? 290 00:10:37,639 --> 00:10:40,600 - Mm-hmm. - Thanks for the reminder, Mom. 291 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,186 No, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna ask her. 292 00:10:43,186 --> 00:10:45,188 I won't. 293 00:10:45,188 --> 00:10:46,773 I agree. 294 00:10:48,608 --> 00:10:51,403 Except I have no choice but to ask her. 295 00:10:51,403 --> 00:10:53,196 And again, I agree. 296 00:10:55,323 --> 00:10:57,534 [Quinn] Okay, let's make this meal quick. 297 00:10:57,534 --> 00:10:59,786 I'll get the check, and we get out. 298 00:10:59,786 --> 00:11:02,831 Okay, it is your money. Who are all those people? 299 00:11:02,831 --> 00:11:05,250 Our tense family dinner is now a party? 300 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,668 Quinn! 301 00:11:06,668 --> 00:11:09,629 What a casually dressed surprise. 302 00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:11,631 - Angela. - Hey, Ms. Pat. 303 00:11:11,631 --> 00:11:13,758 Daddy said it would be just us. 304 00:11:13,758 --> 00:11:15,427 Oh, he's still stuck at the office. 305 00:11:15,427 --> 00:11:17,679 He didn't tell you that we're hosting a fundraiser? 306 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:20,181 No. I definitely would have remembered that. 307 00:11:20,181 --> 00:11:22,225 Quinn. 308 00:11:22,225 --> 00:11:23,560 Oh, my God. Is that Damien? 309 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,228 That is definitely Damien. 310 00:11:25,228 --> 00:11:27,814 - He looks so good. - Girl, you messed up. 311 00:11:27,814 --> 00:11:29,774 - Good to see you. - You too. 312 00:11:29,774 --> 00:11:31,651 Oh, that's right. You two know each other. 313 00:11:31,651 --> 00:11:34,237 Only from the entire year that we dated, Mom. 314 00:11:34,237 --> 00:11:37,157 Well, say hello to his wife, Tina. 315 00:11:37,157 --> 00:11:39,617 Oh, nice to... 316 00:11:39,617 --> 00:11:41,953 meet the both of you! 317 00:11:41,953 --> 00:11:43,329 [laughs] 318 00:11:43,329 --> 00:11:46,082 Wow! The two of you. [laughs] 319 00:11:46,082 --> 00:11:49,127 You look so... happy. You're so happy. 320 00:11:49,127 --> 00:11:51,171 Everybody's happy! 321 00:11:51,171 --> 00:11:52,464 [laughs] I'm gonna go now. 322 00:11:52,464 --> 00:11:55,633 No, you're here now. You must meet Isabela. 323 00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:56,843 Quinn. 324 00:11:56,843 --> 00:11:58,636 Your mom has told me so much about you. 325 00:11:58,636 --> 00:12:00,972 Mm. Any of it positive? 326 00:12:00,972 --> 00:12:03,516 Quinn, this is Isabela Benítez-Santiago. 327 00:12:03,516 --> 00:12:05,059 She will beat AOC's record 328 00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:06,769 as the youngest member of Congress. 329 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,271 Um, I've got to win first, but... 330 00:12:08,271 --> 00:12:10,899 Details. Isabela's an advocate 331 00:12:10,899 --> 00:12:13,234 for people of color and poor people 332 00:12:13,234 --> 00:12:16,154 and poor people of color, very intersectional. 333 00:12:16,154 --> 00:12:19,115 I think she would make a wonderful mentor for you. 334 00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:21,326 Great. I was literally just saying 335 00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:25,497 how much I needed a mentor who was much younger. 336 00:12:25,497 --> 00:12:27,707 So you said you have something to talk about. 337 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:31,294 Uh, well... 338 00:12:31,294 --> 00:12:32,879 Oh, Quinn's business is failing, 339 00:12:32,879 --> 00:12:34,422 and she needs money fast. 340 00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:36,174 - Thank you. - I'm sorry, girl. 341 00:12:36,174 --> 00:12:39,677 I can't think. Hot Damien has a pregnant wife. 342 00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:40,929 [chuckles angrily] 343 00:12:40,929 --> 00:12:44,516 Just a splash more gin. Uh-uh, big splash. 344 00:12:44,516 --> 00:12:46,184 Pour it! Pour it! Pour it! Pour it! 345 00:12:46,184 --> 00:12:47,894 Don't be greedy. It's not yours, come on. 346 00:12:47,894 --> 00:12:49,938 For the love of God, just give her the whole bottle. 347 00:12:49,938 --> 00:12:51,898 Oh, thanks, Mrs. J! 348 00:12:51,898 --> 00:12:54,067 All right, so how much? 349 00:12:54,067 --> 00:12:56,319 [clears throat] Well, it's just that the landlord 350 00:12:56,319 --> 00:12:59,697 is suddenly raising the rent again, so... 351 00:12:59,697 --> 00:13:01,032 $2,500. 352 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:04,911 Just a loving thought, dear... 353 00:13:04,911 --> 00:13:07,914 instead of me giving you money to keep your business afloat 354 00:13:07,914 --> 00:13:10,708 and then you turn around and give that money to charity, 355 00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:12,335 why don't we just cut out the middleman, 356 00:13:12,335 --> 00:13:14,254 and I write you a check for your charity? 357 00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:16,506 But I'm a designer, Mom. 358 00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:18,466 Of course you are. 359 00:13:18,466 --> 00:13:21,719 But your father and I cannot be your only paying customers. 360 00:13:21,719 --> 00:13:22,929 You're not. 361 00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:25,932 I just need a little more seed money, and then... 362 00:13:25,932 --> 00:13:27,809 And then and then and then... 363 00:13:27,809 --> 00:13:29,769 Poor Quinn. 364 00:13:29,769 --> 00:13:31,563 Now not so poor Quinn. 365 00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,693 Damn, Quinn. 366 00:13:36,693 --> 00:13:39,153 [sighs] The car is still nine minutes away. 367 00:13:39,153 --> 00:13:41,489 Mm. I hope he's cute. 368 00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:44,409 Did I tell you I blew my last Uber driver? 369 00:13:44,409 --> 00:13:46,077 Yes, you did. 370 00:13:46,077 --> 00:13:47,662 [laughter] 371 00:13:47,662 --> 00:13:49,372 God, she's insufferable. 372 00:13:49,372 --> 00:13:51,958 True, but she also wrote you a check. 373 00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:53,585 With contempt... that is not a woman 374 00:13:53,585 --> 00:13:55,295 who is happily supporting her daughter. 375 00:13:55,295 --> 00:13:56,713 Yeah, but you got it. 376 00:13:56,713 --> 00:13:58,965 And anytime someone gives you something for free, 377 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:02,260 you pay in listening to their shit about it. 378 00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:05,638 And, sweetie, there are harder ways to earn $2,500. 379 00:14:05,638 --> 00:14:07,807 [sighs] I know, I know. 380 00:14:07,807 --> 00:14:11,060 And I recognize my privilege. I do, and I am grateful for it. 381 00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,396 It's just, why has she always got to be such a fucking... 382 00:14:13,396 --> 00:14:15,565 - Here's the real party. - Oh! 383 00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:17,609 Hi. It was really great to meet you tonight. 384 00:14:17,609 --> 00:14:20,945 You are almost worth risking jury duty to register to vote. 385 00:14:20,945 --> 00:14:23,197 It's nice to meet you, too. 386 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:24,866 And your mom is so cool. 387 00:14:24,866 --> 00:14:26,159 [both] Eh... 388 00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:27,952 She raised a lot of money for me tonight. 389 00:14:27,952 --> 00:14:29,829 Oh, well, that's because she really believes 390 00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:32,790 in what it is you're trying to do, and that must be nice, 391 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:35,960 because I never seem to live up to her expectations, so... 392 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,463 - Mm. - That must suck. 393 00:14:38,463 --> 00:14:40,298 But I guess a good part of coming from nothing 394 00:14:40,298 --> 00:14:43,635 is no one ever expects anything, so... 395 00:14:43,635 --> 00:14:45,428 Let's agree to fuck expectations 396 00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:46,971 and just accept each other. 397 00:14:46,971 --> 00:14:49,349 Ooh, my Uber's here. Ciao, ladies. 398 00:14:50,558 --> 00:14:52,727 She really does make a wonderful mentor. 399 00:14:52,727 --> 00:14:55,021 - [cell phone vibrates] - Car. 400 00:14:55,021 --> 00:14:58,232 Ooh, if he's cute, do not cock-block me. 401 00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:01,110 [upbeat music] 402 00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:03,946 ♪ ♪ 403 00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:08,660 Mmm. That's some good wine. 404 00:15:11,037 --> 00:15:13,498 - Hey. - Shayla, hi. 405 00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:15,625 I actually have a meeting in a few, so... 406 00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,251 Oh, I do, too. 407 00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:20,129 So let's just get into this. 408 00:15:20,129 --> 00:15:23,257 You are an amazing, 409 00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,927 intelligent, phenomenal woman. 410 00:15:25,927 --> 00:15:27,470 Look, let me stop you right there, 411 00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:29,722 because you're the one who's phenomenal. 412 00:15:29,722 --> 00:15:32,892 But I agree. You deserve someone better. 413 00:15:32,892 --> 00:15:34,727 - I-it's not you. - It's me. 414 00:15:34,727 --> 00:15:37,063 - And I really just need to... - Work on myself. 415 00:15:37,063 --> 00:15:38,439 [both] And it seems we're just... 416 00:15:38,439 --> 00:15:41,567 On two different paths right now. 417 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:44,445 Wait. Are you trying to break up with me? 418 00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:46,239 It's gonna be okay. 419 00:15:46,239 --> 00:15:50,576 You're obviously not happy, and you deserve someone better. 420 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:53,037 No, you're obviously not happy, 421 00:15:53,037 --> 00:15:55,289 and you deserve someone better. 422 00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:56,999 This is my move. I do this. 423 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,543 You're better off without me. 424 00:15:58,543 --> 00:16:00,294 No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no. 425 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:03,423 I'm being selfless by letting you live without me. 426 00:16:03,423 --> 00:16:05,842 I'm the one breaking up with myself for you. 427 00:16:05,842 --> 00:16:08,428 But are you, though? 428 00:16:08,428 --> 00:16:09,637 Oh, nuh-uh, no. 429 00:16:09,637 --> 00:16:12,223 Hey, you don't get to make me the thirsty one. 430 00:16:12,223 --> 00:16:13,975 No one said "thirsty." 431 00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:15,643 Come on, now, you're better than this. 432 00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:18,438 No! I'm not better than this! You are! 433 00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:21,566 - Goodbye. - You goodbye. You goodbye! 434 00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:24,485 Ciao! Poof! Be gone! 435 00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:25,737 [sighs] Poor Tye. 436 00:16:25,737 --> 00:16:28,322 I'm sorry you are taking this so hard. 437 00:16:28,322 --> 00:16:29,824 Ah! 438 00:16:31,159 --> 00:16:35,163 [stammering] I broke up with her! 439 00:16:35,163 --> 00:16:37,790 Girl, who cares who said it first? 440 00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:39,417 You wanted to break up with her anyway! 441 00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:43,546 But that was my move! Fuck Shayla! 442 00:16:43,546 --> 00:16:46,424 Actually, fuck anybody but Shayla. 443 00:16:46,424 --> 00:16:47,967 [Angie] Now, you know what they say. 444 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:49,844 The best way to get over old pussy is new pussy. 445 00:16:49,844 --> 00:16:50,970 Mm-hmm. 446 00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:53,139 But, Angie, maybe they should stop 447 00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:54,682 objectifying women as pussy. 448 00:16:54,682 --> 00:16:55,933 I'm just saying. 449 00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:59,312 It's 2021! Women are the new men. 450 00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:01,355 Does that mean you all will stop returning my texts, too? 451 00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:02,982 [laughter] 452 00:17:02,982 --> 00:17:04,817 Listen, I'm just trying to get my confidence back. 453 00:17:04,817 --> 00:17:07,361 I'm gonna find me a piece, smash her, 454 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,906 then smash my two-day-old beef and broccoli. 455 00:17:09,906 --> 00:17:12,825 - [laughter] - I've aged it perfectly. 456 00:17:12,825 --> 00:17:16,579 Ooh, and speaking of aged perfectly... 457 00:17:16,579 --> 00:17:17,789 Ooh-wee! 458 00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:20,792 [club music playing] 459 00:17:20,792 --> 00:17:24,796 ♪ ♪ 460 00:17:24,796 --> 00:17:26,047 Mm, mm, mm. 461 00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:27,548 [Tye] Hey, sexy. 462 00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:29,634 Hey, sexy, yourself. 463 00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:30,885 [Quinn] And here we are... 464 00:17:30,885 --> 00:17:33,763 three straight girls who could be somewhere else. 465 00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:35,473 And where do you have to be? 466 00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:38,226 It is Hometowns on The Bachelorette tonight. 467 00:17:38,226 --> 00:17:40,645 Girl, why would you not lie and make up something cool? 468 00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:41,729 Damn! 469 00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:43,481 Oh, my God, she always does this. 470 00:17:43,481 --> 00:17:44,732 Look at her go! 471 00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:46,818 Every time we come with her to a gay club, 472 00:17:46,818 --> 00:17:48,903 she always swears that she's gonna ride or die. 473 00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:50,404 - Oh, she gonna ride. - Mm. 474 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:53,783 Jesus, it take me longer to order McDonald's. 475 00:17:53,783 --> 00:17:56,035 Ooh, who want's McDonald's? 476 00:17:56,035 --> 00:17:58,204 ♪ Throw it back, give it back, back, yeah ♪ 477 00:17:58,204 --> 00:18:00,206 ♪ Tag me in, I'ma tag back, yeah ♪ 478 00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:02,124 ♪ Goin' 12 rounds, hittin' back to back ♪ 479 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,418 ♪ Only 12 rounds, can you handle that? 480 00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:06,629 ♪ Need a big dog for my tiny cat ♪ 481 00:18:06,629 --> 00:18:08,923 ♪ From the windows to the walls to the welcome mat ♪ 482 00:18:08,923 --> 00:18:10,550 I never do this on the first night. 483 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:13,636 Me either, baby, but you're special. 484 00:18:13,636 --> 00:18:14,554 Oh. Really? 485 00:18:14,554 --> 00:18:16,347 Yeah. Focus. 486 00:18:16,347 --> 00:18:20,059 ♪ ♪ 487 00:18:20,059 --> 00:18:22,228 ♪ Get some air, like whoo ♪ 488 00:18:22,228 --> 00:18:24,230 ♪ Grab a chair, like whoo ♪ 489 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:26,440 ♪ Flip my hair, like whoo ♪ 490 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,651 ♪ Whoo, ooh, ooh ♪ 491 00:18:28,651 --> 00:18:31,237 ♪ Whoo, whoo, whoo ♪ 492 00:18:31,237 --> 00:18:33,155 ♪ Get some air, like whoo ♪ 493 00:18:43,249 --> 00:18:45,251 [chuckles] 494 00:18:53,092 --> 00:18:56,512 Hello... 495 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:59,640 Amy? 496 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,684 Allison? 497 00:19:01,684 --> 00:19:03,686 What was her name? 498 00:19:05,396 --> 00:19:07,398 Babe... 499 00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:13,696 No. 500 00:19:13,696 --> 00:19:17,617 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 501 00:19:17,617 --> 00:19:20,703 Yo, did this bitch eat my beef and broccoli 502 00:19:20,703 --> 00:19:21,913 and bounce? 503 00:19:23,289 --> 00:19:25,291 What the fuck? 504 00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:27,084 Aah! 505 00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:28,794 ♪ Keep it fresh, dope girls ♪ 506 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,923 ♪ Hop off the jet, and I'm feeling fresh ♪ 507 00:19:31,923 --> 00:19:33,215 Hi, Ian. 508 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,592 Ian, right? 509 00:19:34,592 --> 00:19:35,718 Hi, Ian. 510 00:19:35,718 --> 00:19:36,844 [sultry voice] Hi, Ian. 511 00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:39,013 [deep voice] Hi, Ian. 512 00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:41,766 ♪ Girls rockin' Baby Phat, Dookie chain on... ♪ 513 00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:44,560 [giggles] Hi, Ian. 514 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:45,645 Hello. 515 00:19:45,645 --> 00:19:48,439 Greetings. How's cooking school? 516 00:19:48,439 --> 00:19:50,149 I hope it was worth it. [laughs] 517 00:19:50,149 --> 00:19:52,652 I hope it was worth it. 518 00:19:52,652 --> 00:19:55,446 What's good, my nigga? What's good, my nigga? 519 00:19:55,446 --> 00:19:59,533 I'm doing very well, baby. [laughing and crying] 520 00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,452 I'm not doing that well. 521 00:20:01,452 --> 00:20:04,246 ♪ Got a dope girl pose with my dope girl clothes ♪ 522 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,415 Oh, Ian, what's up? 523 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,751 Hey! 524 00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:11,295 ♪ Yeah, dope girls ♪ 525 00:20:11,295 --> 00:20:13,172 Hey, Ian. What's up? 526 00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:16,175 [cell phone vibrating] 527 00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:18,761 ♪ ♪ 528 00:20:18,761 --> 00:20:21,347 Hey, Robin. 529 00:20:21,347 --> 00:20:24,350 I can't. I have this party thing I have to go to. 530 00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:26,560 ♪ ♪ 531 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,604 One drink, sure. 532 00:20:31,357 --> 00:20:32,191 [grunts] 533 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,779 I see somebody got the party started. 534 00:20:36,779 --> 00:20:38,364 Hey. 535 00:20:38,364 --> 00:20:41,617 You like tequila? I like tequila. 536 00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:43,577 Mm. Mm, mm. 537 00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:45,413 Ah. Oh, is that for me? 538 00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:46,998 Oh, no. 539 00:20:46,998 --> 00:20:49,333 I have to go to this engagement party afterwards. 540 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:50,584 Oh, that's sweet. 541 00:20:50,584 --> 00:20:52,128 Hey, bartender. 542 00:20:52,128 --> 00:20:53,754 - Another one, now. Yeah. Yeah. [bartender] Okay. 543 00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:54,797 Coming right up. 544 00:20:54,797 --> 00:20:56,215 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 545 00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,217 Are we finally celebrating? 546 00:20:58,217 --> 00:20:59,385 Are these the drinks 547 00:20:59,385 --> 00:21:01,053 when you tell me I'm officially full-time? 548 00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:03,222 In which case, this overpriced glass bowl is for you. 549 00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:04,432 [bartender] Here you go. 550 00:21:04,432 --> 00:21:05,975 These are the drinks where I tell you 551 00:21:05,975 --> 00:21:08,394 that I just got suspended. 552 00:21:08,394 --> 00:21:10,021 I'm out! 553 00:21:10,021 --> 00:21:12,231 Wait, what? 554 00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:14,400 - More shots, please. - [bartender] Coming right up. 555 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,236 - Wait. What happened? - Mm. 556 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:18,821 The future happened. 557 00:21:18,821 --> 00:21:21,490 But instead of flying cars and vacations to the Moon, 558 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,242 we got trigger warnings 559 00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:25,786 and the return of cloth diapers. 560 00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:29,373 Okay, I'm not following. Why did they suspend you? 561 00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:32,043 Because of what I said at the rally yesterday. 562 00:21:32,043 --> 00:21:33,252 Or sort of said. 563 00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:35,755 I was talking about how abortion isn't new. 564 00:21:35,755 --> 00:21:37,256 There's always been ways 565 00:21:37,256 --> 00:21:39,800 that women have controlled their ability to reproduce. 566 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,928 And someone shouts out, "Not all women can reproduce!" 567 00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:45,848 And I said, "I mean biological women!" 568 00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:47,266 Then someone shouts back, 569 00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:49,685 "Biology's a Western construct!" 570 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:52,354 And I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. 571 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:55,775 All of a sudden, I'm in a debate about what is a woman, 572 00:21:55,775 --> 00:21:56,942 what is not a woman, 573 00:21:56,942 --> 00:21:58,277 which has nothing to do 574 00:21:58,277 --> 00:22:00,362 with the speech that I was trying to make. 575 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:03,449 And then the Trans-women of America Association 576 00:22:03,449 --> 00:22:06,786 sends out this statement that I should be publicly censured 577 00:22:06,786 --> 00:22:08,370 for saying they weren't real women. 578 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,664 And then the Infertility Defense Fund 579 00:22:10,664 --> 00:22:13,417 say I'm not taking their pain seriously. 580 00:22:13,417 --> 00:22:17,129 And the Alliance for the Strategically Barren 581 00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:20,049 says that I'm shaming them for not wanting children. 582 00:22:20,049 --> 00:22:23,719 And then I get this letter from the SPCA... 583 00:22:23,719 --> 00:22:25,638 [crying] ...that says I'm not allowed 584 00:22:25,638 --> 00:22:29,558 to adopt a dog for the next five years. 585 00:22:29,558 --> 00:22:30,851 You could still get a cat? 586 00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:33,854 No one wants a cat, Camille! 587 00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:38,692 These mass-rally things, they go sideways so fast. 588 00:22:40,111 --> 00:22:41,695 I'm sorry. 589 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:43,114 Shit. 590 00:22:43,114 --> 00:22:46,325 They're putting in my replacement next week. 591 00:22:46,325 --> 00:22:47,701 About the promotion... 592 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,120 Wait. 593 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:52,373 So what does this mean for my future? 594 00:22:52,373 --> 00:22:53,791 I don't know, Camille. 595 00:22:53,791 --> 00:22:56,001 But whatever it is, I promise you, 596 00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:59,171 it's looking a whole shitload better than mine. 597 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:01,715 Hey, hey. Más... más tequila. 598 00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:05,136 [bartender] Two more coming up. 599 00:23:05,136 --> 00:23:07,138 - Here you go. - Thanks. 600 00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:11,475 [♪ Celine Dion: "My Heart Will Go On" playing] 601 00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:18,482 ♪ ♪ 602 00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:23,863 [clears throat] 603 00:23:23,863 --> 00:23:26,866 [indistinct chatter] 604 00:23:26,866 --> 00:23:33,873 ♪ ♪ 605 00:23:41,297 --> 00:23:42,756 [Brittany] Camille! 606 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,550 - Hi! - Hey! 607 00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:45,926 [both laughing] 608 00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:47,178 How romantic is this? 609 00:23:47,178 --> 00:23:49,972 Paul and I watch Titanic at least once a week. 610 00:23:49,972 --> 00:23:51,265 Yes. 611 00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:53,309 But doesn't he die in the end? 612 00:23:53,309 --> 00:23:55,769 Please don't bring any negative energy into my party. 613 00:23:55,769 --> 00:23:57,563 No, of course not. 614 00:23:57,563 --> 00:23:58,814 Okay. 615 00:23:58,814 --> 00:24:00,566 But to that end, I got this really weird, 616 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:01,775 uh, bad work news, 617 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:03,986 and so I wanted to say congratulations, 618 00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:05,988 and I wanted to drop this off to you. 619 00:24:05,988 --> 00:24:08,199 Oh, so you came to my engagement party 620 00:24:08,199 --> 00:24:10,367 to tell me you don't want to come to my engagement party. 621 00:24:10,367 --> 00:24:13,787 No! No, no! I... I want to be here. 622 00:24:13,787 --> 00:24:15,122 - It's just... - Oh, good! 623 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:16,790 I was just telling our spiritual advisor 624 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:19,210 there are two people I want to see tonight, you and... 625 00:24:19,210 --> 00:24:20,044 Oh... 626 00:24:20,044 --> 00:24:21,045 Ian! Aah! 627 00:24:21,045 --> 00:24:22,963 - Aah! - Ah, Ian! 628 00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:29,970 ♪ ♪ 629 00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:35,935 [squealing] 630 00:24:37,603 --> 00:24:38,812 Fuck. 631 00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:41,941 ♪ ♪ 632 00:24:41,941 --> 00:24:43,817 I'm proud of you. 633 00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:46,695 ♪ ♪ 634 00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:47,696 Camille. 635 00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:50,699 [sultry music] 636 00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:52,034 ♪ ♪ 637 00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,661 Camille. 638 00:24:55,663 --> 00:24:57,873 Ian! 639 00:24:57,873 --> 00:24:59,500 Hi. 640 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,835 Um, ah... [chuckles awkwardly] 641 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:04,421 - Oh, that's awkward. - [both laugh] 642 00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:05,631 Uh, sorry. 643 00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:07,549 I wasn't sure of the proper, you know, etiquette. 644 00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:10,844 - Right, right, or ex-tiquette. - [both laugh] 645 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:12,346 You know, because we're exes, so... 646 00:25:12,346 --> 00:25:13,639 That's what we are. 647 00:25:13,639 --> 00:25:15,474 Yeah. It was stupid. 648 00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:17,685 Um, so, hi. 649 00:25:17,685 --> 00:25:19,812 Uh, how... how long you visiting for? 650 00:25:19,812 --> 00:25:22,815 Oh, no, I'm back now, for good. 651 00:25:22,815 --> 00:25:25,192 Oh, wow. 652 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:27,194 Ah, no luck finding the loo. 653 00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:28,862 Oh, okay. 654 00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,864 Um, Camille, this is Mira. 655 00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:33,242 - Mira, Camille. - You're gorgeous. 656 00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:35,786 Okay, I have needed to pee the entire Uber here. 657 00:25:35,786 --> 00:25:37,496 Have you seen a bathroom? 658 00:25:39,248 --> 00:25:41,500 Ah, um, thank you. [chuckles awkwardly] 659 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,877 I mean, no, I haven't seen the bathroom. 660 00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:45,504 I, um, um... [snaps fingers] 661 00:25:45,504 --> 00:25:48,048 I was just saying thank you for saying that I'm gorgeous. 662 00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:48,924 You're stunning. 663 00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:50,634 [giggles] You're sweet. 664 00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:52,261 Ian? 665 00:25:52,261 --> 00:25:53,971 Uh, yeah, let's... let's go find you a bathroom. 666 00:25:53,971 --> 00:25:55,389 Uh, we'll catch up in a bit? 667 00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:58,892 Yeah. Yeah. Just try to stop me. 668 00:25:58,892 --> 00:26:02,688 [laughs] Till we catch up later. 669 00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:05,190 I'm just... Okay, stop talking, Camille. 670 00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:08,110 [cell phone vibrating] 671 00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:12,031 Girl, I was literally just about to call you. 672 00:26:12,031 --> 00:26:14,491 - Ian brought a date. - [Tye] Oh, no. 673 00:26:14,491 --> 00:26:17,286 On a scale from zero to Rihanna, how bad we talking? 674 00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:18,787 She's fucking British, Tye. 675 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:20,664 Oh, he got him a Kate Middleton. 676 00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:22,333 [Camille] He's not just here for the party. 677 00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:23,542 He's here for good. 678 00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:25,210 But it's not good. I ran away again. 679 00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:28,130 I'm... I'm hiding in the kitchen. 680 00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:29,506 I'm that basic bitch. 681 00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:30,841 Do you need me to come save you? 682 00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:31,884 No, no, no. 683 00:26:31,884 --> 00:26:33,218 I just need to make my getaway. 684 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:35,763 Oh, God, he's been standing by the exit forever. 685 00:26:35,763 --> 00:26:38,390 As soon as he moves, I am literally running. 686 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:39,725 And you know what else? 687 00:26:39,725 --> 00:26:41,935 I think I might lose my promotion, too. 688 00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:43,312 Like, what is going on? 689 00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:45,356 This has to be that Saturn thing on my hand. 690 00:26:45,356 --> 00:26:46,857 Oh, no. This is bad. 691 00:26:46,857 --> 00:26:50,361 You're giving credence to my cousin's palm reading? 692 00:26:50,361 --> 00:26:51,904 But something definitely is up. 693 00:26:51,904 --> 00:26:54,239 You know that piece I left the club with? 694 00:26:54,239 --> 00:26:58,160 She ate me out, ate my food, and then she dipped! 695 00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,162 No note, no text, no nothing. 696 00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:02,331 Who the fuck does she think she is, me? 697 00:27:02,331 --> 00:27:03,374 There you are! 698 00:27:03,374 --> 00:27:06,251 - Hey! - Ah, game time! 699 00:27:06,251 --> 00:27:08,170 Please join us for a super-fun round 700 00:27:08,170 --> 00:27:09,963 of Who Knows Brittany Best? 701 00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:11,173 I do! [laughs] 702 00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:12,174 You do! 703 00:27:12,174 --> 00:27:13,550 - [laughs] - Yeah. 704 00:27:13,550 --> 00:27:15,719 Okay, okay. 705 00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:17,096 [cook] Cheese puffs are ready! 706 00:27:17,096 --> 00:27:18,514 [sighs] I have to get out of here. 707 00:27:18,514 --> 00:27:19,932 [Tye] Just breathe. 708 00:27:19,932 --> 00:27:22,851 Don't get all Camille about this. 709 00:27:22,851 --> 00:27:25,396 [exhales sharply] Right. 710 00:27:25,396 --> 00:27:26,688 What? 711 00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,190 [bridesmaid] Let's try this again. 712 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:29,566 This'll be the one. 713 00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:33,737 What is Brittany's favorite Bette Midler movie? 714 00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:36,573 No, Paul! Fuck you! 715 00:27:36,573 --> 00:27:37,825 How do you not remember 716 00:27:37,825 --> 00:27:39,410 my favorite Bette Midler movie is Beaches? 717 00:27:39,410 --> 00:27:40,619 You told me it was Hocus... 718 00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:43,789 Phew. 719 00:27:43,789 --> 00:27:46,625 - [sighs] - [door closes] 720 00:27:46,625 --> 00:27:49,628 [distant siren wailing] 721 00:27:52,923 --> 00:27:54,341 Where you going? 722 00:27:55,676 --> 00:27:57,219 Oh. 723 00:27:57,219 --> 00:27:58,512 Hi. 724 00:27:58,512 --> 00:28:02,891 Um, I, um, have this thing that I have to do, so... 725 00:28:02,891 --> 00:28:05,018 [chuckles] No, you don't. 726 00:28:05,018 --> 00:28:09,356 No, I don't, but this party sucks. 727 00:28:09,356 --> 00:28:10,816 It's Paul and Brittany. What do you expect? 728 00:28:10,816 --> 00:28:12,025 [both chuckle] 729 00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:13,819 Of course you're out here getting high. 730 00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,946 Oh, relax. It's legal now. 731 00:28:15,946 --> 00:28:17,489 No, it's not. 732 00:28:17,489 --> 00:28:18,991 You sound like my mother. 733 00:28:21,201 --> 00:28:22,411 How is Regina? 734 00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,037 Still always asking about you. 735 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:25,622 Here. 736 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:28,834 You ain't gonna get arrested. 737 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:32,921 [whistles] 738 00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:41,555 Hold on, hold on. Easy there, tiger. 739 00:28:41,555 --> 00:28:44,516 - [coughing] - [chuckles] 740 00:28:44,516 --> 00:28:47,853 Yeah, I feel like the last time I was really high was with you. 741 00:28:47,853 --> 00:28:49,855 - No. - Yeah. 742 00:28:49,855 --> 00:28:51,273 Yeah? 743 00:28:51,273 --> 00:28:52,774 Uh, Britt and Paul's game night. 744 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:53,775 Mm. 745 00:28:53,775 --> 00:28:55,777 Remember that? Oh, my gosh! 746 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:58,697 Can you imagine how absurd their wedding's gonna be? 747 00:28:58,697 --> 00:29:00,908 Like, I think I heard something about stilt walkers. 748 00:29:00,908 --> 00:29:02,284 Oh, Jesus. 749 00:29:02,284 --> 00:29:03,952 Yeah, I'm definitely gonna have to fake an illness 750 00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:05,204 to get out of that. 751 00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:08,207 - I almost did that tonight. - Yeah, me too. 752 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:11,627 You know I saw you the other night? 753 00:29:11,627 --> 00:29:14,505 At a open mic. I just didn't say anything. 754 00:29:14,505 --> 00:29:15,881 Really? 755 00:29:15,881 --> 00:29:19,092 [scoffs] That's weird. 756 00:29:19,092 --> 00:29:20,802 Why didn't you say anything? 757 00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:23,096 I just, uh... 758 00:29:23,096 --> 00:29:25,474 I don't know. 759 00:29:25,474 --> 00:29:28,101 Seeing you was... 760 00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:30,020 I don't know. I just kind of got overwhelmed, you know? 761 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:32,105 - Yeah. - I got so much to say, 762 00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:34,107 I don't even know where to start. 763 00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:38,403 I mean, I was hoping you'd be here tonight, though. 764 00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:41,448 You look good. 765 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:44,409 Thanks. So do you. 766 00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:46,286 Like I remember. 767 00:29:48,413 --> 00:29:50,541 Except for you cut your hair. 768 00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:52,543 - Mm. You like it? - [chuckles] 769 00:29:52,543 --> 00:29:54,920 [♪ Snoh Aalegra: "I Want You Around"] 770 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,881 Yeah. It, um, it suits you. 771 00:29:57,881 --> 00:29:59,132 Thanks. 772 00:29:59,132 --> 00:30:01,802 ♪ ♪ 773 00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:05,514 Um, I should probably go, because I have, 774 00:30:05,514 --> 00:30:08,892 uh, this work and stuff I have to get to, so... 775 00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:11,228 - Yeah, I'm gonna, um, go. - Stay... 776 00:30:11,228 --> 00:30:12,896 if you want. 777 00:30:12,896 --> 00:30:16,567 ♪ I want you around ♪ 778 00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:19,361 - ♪ Around ♪ - ♪ Around ♪ 779 00:30:19,361 --> 00:30:21,947 ♪ I want you around ♪ 780 00:30:21,947 --> 00:30:24,950 - ♪ Around ♪ - ♪ Around ♪ 781 00:30:24,950 --> 00:30:27,578 ♪ I want you around ♪ 782 00:30:27,578 --> 00:30:28,787 [door opens] 783 00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:31,081 You done smoking? Ah. 784 00:30:31,081 --> 00:30:33,709 The party games are over. 785 00:30:33,709 --> 00:30:35,377 Ended in a lot of tears. 786 00:30:35,377 --> 00:30:37,588 It was hilarious. [laughs] 787 00:30:37,588 --> 00:30:39,548 This one despises games. 788 00:30:39,548 --> 00:30:41,258 [both chuckle] 789 00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:44,011 Oh, is that right? 790 00:30:44,011 --> 00:30:45,762 [giggles] 791 00:30:47,097 --> 00:30:50,183 Um, so I'll... I will see you guys later. 792 00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:52,394 - Okay, nice to meet you. - [both] Yeah. 793 00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:53,729 - Bye. - Bye. 794 00:30:53,729 --> 00:30:55,355 [Mira] Oh, my gosh. 795 00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:57,608 I am so ready to dance. 796 00:30:57,608 --> 00:30:59,985 - [Ian] Yeah? - [Mira giggles] 797 00:30:59,985 --> 00:31:02,863 [conversation continues indistinctly] 798 00:31:05,115 --> 00:31:06,408 [door closes] 799 00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:08,827 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 800 00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:12,205 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 801 00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:14,625 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 802 00:31:14,625 --> 00:31:16,209 ♪ I talk a lot of shit ♪ 803 00:31:16,209 --> 00:31:18,003 ♪ Yeah, I talk a lot of shit ♪ 804 00:31:18,003 --> 00:31:21,214 ♪ Make it look easy for me to fall back ♪ 805 00:31:21,214 --> 00:31:24,426 ♪ But I be full of it, I'm the first one to admit ♪ 806 00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:27,220 ♪ I ain't really over you like that ♪ 807 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:28,639 ♪ No ♪ 808 00:31:28,639 --> 00:31:32,017 ♪ I miss you, I miss you ♪ 809 00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:35,020 ♪ I be scrollin' through your page and all that ♪ 810 00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:38,440 ♪ I miss you, yeah, I miss you ♪ 811 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,442 ♪ My feelings never made a move ♪ 812 00:31:40,442 --> 00:31:42,235 ♪ But I'm trying to convince... ♪ 813 00:31:42,235 --> 00:31:43,862 [doorbell buzzes] 814 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:45,989 ♪ ...myself to forget about it, forget about it ♪ 815 00:31:45,989 --> 00:31:47,658 ♪ I'ma forget about it ♪ 816 00:31:47,658 --> 00:31:50,869 ♪ Already told myself that I could live without it ♪ 817 00:31:50,869 --> 00:31:52,454 [doorbell buzzes] 818 00:31:52,454 --> 00:31:54,039 ♪ I'ma live without it, aw ♪ 819 00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:57,459 ♪ 'Cause I'm over, over, over, over you ♪ 820 00:31:57,459 --> 00:32:00,629 ♪ I'm over, over... ♪ 821 00:32:00,629 --> 00:32:02,255 Hey. 822 00:32:02,255 --> 00:32:03,298 Hey. 823 00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:08,762 I was gonna give you a call, but you changed your number. 824 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:11,765 Yeah. I was, uh, I was getting all these calls from China. 825 00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:13,558 Well, actually, they could have been from anywhere, 826 00:32:13,558 --> 00:32:15,310 but the person who was calling was speaking Chinese, 827 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:17,062 which I don't know, so I didn't know what she wanted. 828 00:32:17,062 --> 00:32:18,939 Yeah, I was getting them so much that I even thought 829 00:32:18,939 --> 00:32:20,691 about learning Chinese, just so I could tell this woman 830 00:32:20,691 --> 00:32:21,900 I'm not who she's looking for, 831 00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:23,485 but that seemed like a lot of effort. 832 00:32:23,485 --> 00:32:25,445 Am I still talking about this? 833 00:32:25,445 --> 00:32:27,197 I got to get something off my chest. 834 00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:28,490 Wait. 835 00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:29,533 Me first. 836 00:32:31,868 --> 00:32:34,705 I also saw you at open mic. 837 00:32:34,705 --> 00:32:38,125 And I was afraid to say hi... 838 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:39,918 because I might not just say hi. 839 00:32:39,918 --> 00:32:42,546 I might kiss you, 840 00:32:42,546 --> 00:32:44,715 like I did 841 00:32:44,715 --> 00:32:47,926 and say I made a mistake. 842 00:32:47,926 --> 00:32:49,428 I know it. My friends know it. 843 00:32:49,428 --> 00:32:51,304 None of us say it, but... 844 00:32:52,723 --> 00:32:55,308 ...it was a mistake. 845 00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:57,269 I should have at least tried. 846 00:32:57,269 --> 00:32:59,396 I shouldn't have let the distance keep us 847 00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:00,605 from being together. 848 00:33:00,605 --> 00:33:03,942 [chuckles] And now that you're back... 849 00:33:05,736 --> 00:33:08,488 ...I think we should give us another shot. 850 00:33:08,488 --> 00:33:11,491 [dramatic music] 851 00:33:11,491 --> 00:33:14,745 ♪ ♪ 852 00:33:14,745 --> 00:33:16,955 [chuckles] Okay. 853 00:33:16,955 --> 00:33:18,540 I just poured out my heart to you. 854 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:19,958 It's your turn. It's called reciprocity. 855 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,126 Say something. 856 00:33:21,126 --> 00:33:24,004 [chuckles] Um, Camille... 857 00:33:24,004 --> 00:33:25,338 Yes. 858 00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:26,798 ...uh, 859 00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:28,550 ...I'm engaged. 860 00:33:28,550 --> 00:33:32,095 ♪ ♪