1 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:09,052 [lively percussive music] 2 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:12,306 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:12,306 --> 00:00:14,516 [Camille] High above the Himalayan Mountains, 4 00:00:14,516 --> 00:00:17,811 there is a tribe of people called the Mosuo, 5 00:00:17,811 --> 00:00:21,315 living in what has been named the Kingdom of Women. 6 00:00:21,315 --> 00:00:23,817 Here the women are openly stronger than the men 7 00:00:23,817 --> 00:00:25,569 and entirely in charge. 8 00:00:25,569 --> 00:00:28,030 They practice walking marriage. 9 00:00:28,030 --> 00:00:30,574 The women choose who they want to be married to. 10 00:00:30,574 --> 00:00:32,785 And when things get old or stale, 11 00:00:32,785 --> 00:00:34,369 they simply decide boom, 12 00:00:34,369 --> 00:00:36,038 they're not married anymore, 13 00:00:36,038 --> 00:00:37,956 and they move on to another husband. 14 00:00:37,956 --> 00:00:39,958 And another. And another. 15 00:00:39,958 --> 00:00:42,044 And the guy has no say. 16 00:00:42,044 --> 00:00:43,712 The woman's pleasure and convenience 17 00:00:43,712 --> 00:00:45,214 is all that matters. 18 00:00:45,214 --> 00:00:46,507 She's in control, 19 00:00:46,507 --> 00:00:49,551 and it's easy, fast, and painless. 20 00:00:49,551 --> 00:00:51,637 [laughs] Must be nice. 21 00:00:53,472 --> 00:00:56,892 Here, now, in 21st-century Harlem, 22 00:00:56,892 --> 00:00:58,644 being a woman in total control 23 00:00:58,644 --> 00:01:02,064 of her life and love is not always easy. 24 00:01:02,064 --> 00:01:04,066 One theory on why the Mosuo 25 00:01:04,066 --> 00:01:06,443 not only survive, but thrive, 26 00:01:06,443 --> 00:01:09,947 is that they are a tribe of unbreakable sisters. 27 00:01:09,947 --> 00:01:12,908 And luckily, I've got one of those too. 28 00:01:12,908 --> 00:01:14,868 [singer] ♪ Throw some shade if you look good ♪ 29 00:01:14,868 --> 00:01:17,287 ♪ Wave ya hand if you look good ♪ 30 00:01:17,287 --> 00:01:19,122 ♪ Uh-huh yo yo ♪ 31 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:20,415 ♪ Now tell them bitches anyway ♪ 32 00:01:20,415 --> 00:01:22,000 ♪ 'Cause we don't care ♪ 33 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,544 ♪ What none of them gal affi say ♪ 34 00:01:23,544 --> 00:01:25,212 ♪ You can't stop me I'ma fulfil a prophecy ♪♪ 35 00:01:25,212 --> 00:01:28,465 [Camille] We have always had to go faster, further, better 36 00:01:28,465 --> 00:01:31,176 just to be seen as barely keeping up. 37 00:01:31,176 --> 00:01:33,220 But how do we do that in love, 38 00:01:33,220 --> 00:01:35,305 especially now, when in Harlem, 39 00:01:35,305 --> 00:01:37,224 change is everywhere you look? 40 00:01:37,224 --> 00:01:38,684 [singer] ♪ Your hands in the air ♪ 41 00:01:38,684 --> 00:01:40,310 [Camille] And it can become increasingly hard 42 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:41,854 to hang on to who you are 43 00:01:41,854 --> 00:01:44,731 when you barely recognize where you are. 44 00:01:44,731 --> 00:01:46,108 [singer] ♪ Yes I am humble ♪ 45 00:01:46,108 --> 00:01:47,234 ♪ Yes but why lie ♪ 46 00:01:47,234 --> 00:01:48,318 ♪ I am the reason why ♪ 47 00:01:48,318 --> 00:01:49,653 ♪ These girls go bye bye ♪ 48 00:01:49,653 --> 00:01:51,864 ♪ Wave ya hand if you look good ♪ 49 00:01:51,864 --> 00:01:54,867 ♪ Throw some shade if you look good ♪♪ 50 00:01:54,867 --> 00:01:58,036 [Camille] At some point, you just begrudgingly accept 51 00:01:58,036 --> 00:02:00,247 things just don't look the way you thought they would. 52 00:02:00,247 --> 00:02:03,375 And that comes to dating too. 53 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:06,795 Because the number of actual dateable men is bleak. 54 00:02:06,795 --> 00:02:09,214 In Harlem, educated Black women 55 00:02:09,214 --> 00:02:11,049 are forced to navigate a playing field in which 56 00:02:11,049 --> 00:02:14,177 men have significantly more dating options. 57 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:17,014 So it's not that we're desperate or thirsty. 58 00:02:17,014 --> 00:02:20,559 We're literally dealing with a real life man deficit, 59 00:02:20,559 --> 00:02:22,769 which leaves us with two options. 60 00:02:22,769 --> 00:02:24,521 We reassess our deal breakers 61 00:02:24,521 --> 00:02:26,440 and widen the pool 62 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,651 or we hold firm to our wish list 63 00:02:29,651 --> 00:02:30,944 and, like the Mosuo, 64 00:02:30,944 --> 00:02:33,739 refuse to settle, despite the numbers. 65 00:02:33,739 --> 00:02:35,449 And we focus-- 66 00:02:35,449 --> 00:02:37,910 okay, well, maybe overly focus-- 67 00:02:37,910 --> 00:02:40,662 okay, okay, obsess-- on trying to control 68 00:02:40,662 --> 00:02:41,997 the one thing that we can: 69 00:02:41,997 --> 00:02:44,625 ourselves. 70 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:45,876 So yes, 71 00:02:45,876 --> 00:02:47,920 I'm here to say 72 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:50,088 we are not Mosuo. 73 00:02:50,088 --> 00:02:51,673 But this week, 74 00:02:51,673 --> 00:02:54,134 what if we were? 75 00:02:54,134 --> 00:02:56,887 I want you to try to live like Mosuo. 76 00:02:56,887 --> 00:02:59,139 Women, be the boss. 77 00:02:59,139 --> 00:03:00,515 Demand change when you want it. 78 00:03:00,515 --> 00:03:02,559 Stop apologizing so damn much. 79 00:03:02,559 --> 00:03:06,563 Men, do what the women say without question. 80 00:03:06,563 --> 00:03:09,274 I want us to get out of those comfort zones. 81 00:03:09,274 --> 00:03:12,319 And give me 500 words on what that was like. 82 00:03:13,946 --> 00:03:16,323 Class dismissed. 83 00:03:21,119 --> 00:03:23,497 That was amazing. 84 00:03:23,497 --> 00:03:25,999 Professor, I have something for you. 85 00:03:28,418 --> 00:03:31,421 [heartbeat echoing] 86 00:03:31,421 --> 00:03:34,091 Thank you, Malik, again. 87 00:03:34,091 --> 00:03:35,550 You're welcome. 88 00:03:35,550 --> 00:03:36,760 And by the way, 89 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,303 if you wanna help me with the assignment, 90 00:03:38,303 --> 00:03:40,430 I would be happy to get out of my comfort zone 91 00:03:40,430 --> 00:03:41,890 and eagerly do whatever you say. 92 00:03:43,642 --> 00:03:45,560 Malik, it's against Columbia's rules, 93 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:46,979 and frankly, my moral code, 94 00:03:46,979 --> 00:03:48,397 for me to date a student. 95 00:03:48,397 --> 00:03:49,731 [Malik] Mm. 96 00:03:49,731 --> 00:03:50,983 Goodbye, Malik. 97 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,152 Kansas State is offering me 98 00:03:54,152 --> 00:03:56,488 full-time professor with tenure. 99 00:03:56,488 --> 00:03:58,240 And you wanna move to Kansas? 100 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,324 No, no. 101 00:03:59,324 --> 00:04:00,784 Of course, no, I don't want to. 102 00:04:00,784 --> 00:04:03,120 But I'm not gonna lie, Robin, the offer's nice. 103 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,287 It better be. 104 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:05,664 It's in Kansas. 105 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:09,626 No. 106 00:04:09,626 --> 00:04:11,628 I'm sure the offer is tempting, Camille, 107 00:04:11,628 --> 00:04:13,463 but these things are like dating. 108 00:04:13,463 --> 00:04:15,841 You can't just jump on the first sexy thing 109 00:04:15,841 --> 00:04:17,843 that comes your way just because he's nice. 110 00:04:17,843 --> 00:04:19,845 I know. Columbia is what I want. 111 00:04:19,845 --> 00:04:22,014 Columbia is my soulmate, 112 00:04:22,014 --> 00:04:23,223 but the bitch won't commit. 113 00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:26,643 Sorry. 114 00:04:26,643 --> 00:04:28,395 I just need to know that I'm not gonna wind up 115 00:04:28,395 --> 00:04:30,897 being Columbia's oldest adjunct professor. 116 00:04:31,773 --> 00:04:33,567 I didn't work with you all these years 117 00:04:33,567 --> 00:04:35,527 to let that happen. 118 00:04:35,527 --> 00:04:36,820 I was waiting to surprise you. 119 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:38,071 As soon as the budget's in, 120 00:04:38,071 --> 00:04:39,740 I'm gonna move the money to have you 121 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,658 join the department full-time. 122 00:04:43,618 --> 00:04:44,995 I promise. 123 00:04:44,995 --> 00:04:46,079 Thank you. 124 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:47,748 You're welcome. 125 00:04:47,748 --> 00:04:49,332 [bagel crunches] 126 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:50,667 Why did you let me do that? 127 00:04:52,044 --> 00:04:53,628 I gotta hide it somewhere. 128 00:04:53,628 --> 00:04:55,547 That's-- that's what it's come to. 129 00:04:57,299 --> 00:04:58,675 [Camille] From the moment we all graduated, 130 00:04:58,675 --> 00:05:00,635 all I wanted was to become a full-time professor. 131 00:05:00,635 --> 00:05:01,887 Now it's happening. 132 00:05:01,887 --> 00:05:04,306 [Quinn] Oh, a promotion and a proposition. 133 00:05:04,306 --> 00:05:05,724 Bitch, tell me you fucked that nigga 134 00:05:05,724 --> 00:05:07,434 right there on the desk. 135 00:05:07,434 --> 00:05:08,769 Of course not. 136 00:05:08,769 --> 00:05:09,770 Why does all the hot shit 137 00:05:09,770 --> 00:05:11,396 get wasted on everyone but me? 138 00:05:11,396 --> 00:05:12,689 She's his teacher, Angie. 139 00:05:12,689 --> 00:05:14,107 And it's a "MeToo" waiting to happen. 140 00:05:14,107 --> 00:05:15,275 No, fuck that. 141 00:05:15,275 --> 00:05:16,568 A good dick 142 00:05:16,568 --> 00:05:18,195 is a terrible thing to waste. 143 00:05:18,195 --> 00:05:20,739 - Hey, sorry. - Hey, girl. 144 00:05:20,739 --> 00:05:22,616 Late to her own party. 145 00:05:22,616 --> 00:05:24,409 Camille is no fun. 146 00:05:24,409 --> 00:05:25,702 There, you are all caught up. 147 00:05:25,702 --> 00:05:27,370 Jesus, I need a drink. 148 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:29,998 Ooh, wait, that was there before we sat down. 149 00:05:29,998 --> 00:05:31,416 [Quinn] So how did it go? 150 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:33,043 Are you officially a millionaire? 151 00:05:33,043 --> 00:05:35,378 Well, we were meeting in my office 152 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:36,588 and I said... 153 00:05:37,589 --> 00:05:39,049 Wow. 154 00:05:39,049 --> 00:05:41,802 $750,000. 155 00:05:41,802 --> 00:05:43,136 Mr. Van Horn. 156 00:05:43,136 --> 00:05:45,097 Please, Tye, it's Rick. 157 00:05:45,097 --> 00:05:48,433 Okay, great...Rick. 158 00:05:48,433 --> 00:05:49,726 [Rick] That is a lot of money. 159 00:05:49,726 --> 00:05:51,311 So what do you think? 160 00:05:51,311 --> 00:05:52,646 You're ready to sell Q 161 00:05:52,646 --> 00:05:54,856 and take your seat at the big kids' table, Tye? 162 00:05:54,856 --> 00:05:56,983 What do I think? 163 00:05:58,026 --> 00:05:59,361 I think... 164 00:05:59,361 --> 00:06:01,238 only a fucking idiot 165 00:06:01,238 --> 00:06:03,073 would agree to that kind of valuation. 166 00:06:03,073 --> 00:06:04,825 And of the two of us, I'd say I'm not the one 167 00:06:04,825 --> 00:06:06,326 who looks like a fucking idiot. 168 00:06:06,326 --> 00:06:09,162 Nice suit, by the way. Give 1987 my regards. 169 00:06:09,162 --> 00:06:11,915 Q is the only online dating app worth the shit 170 00:06:11,915 --> 00:06:14,042 that's reaching the fastest growing market there is: 171 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:16,253 queer people of color. 172 00:06:16,253 --> 00:06:18,505 So do I wanna join your seat at the big kids' table? 173 00:06:18,505 --> 00:06:20,632 I'm a grown-ass woman. 174 00:06:20,632 --> 00:06:22,425 And I'm of two minds: 175 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:23,969 no, 176 00:06:23,969 --> 00:06:26,304 and fucking hell no. 177 00:06:26,304 --> 00:06:28,932 But thanks for dropping by, Rick. 178 00:06:28,932 --> 00:06:31,309 You're sure you wanna-- I mean... 179 00:06:31,309 --> 00:06:32,936 surely you can weigh in here. 180 00:06:32,936 --> 00:06:34,020 My assistant? 181 00:06:34,813 --> 00:06:37,524 You want my assistant to weigh in on my decision? 182 00:06:37,524 --> 00:06:39,693 He's your--really? 183 00:06:39,693 --> 00:06:40,944 Yeah. 184 00:06:40,944 --> 00:06:41,987 Really. 185 00:06:41,987 --> 00:06:45,574 Oh, and by the way, Rick, 186 00:06:45,574 --> 00:06:48,743 the name isn't Tye, it's... 187 00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:50,287 Your Highness. 188 00:06:50,287 --> 00:06:51,538 Yes, yes! 189 00:06:51,538 --> 00:06:53,582 - Come on, Tye. - Yes, queen. 190 00:06:53,582 --> 00:06:55,542 Ms. Jackson, if you nasty. 191 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:57,127 If you nasty. 192 00:06:57,127 --> 00:06:59,254 - See, you could be part Mosuo. - Part what? 193 00:06:59,254 --> 00:07:00,338 [Angie] Way to bring it down 194 00:07:00,338 --> 00:07:02,090 with an Annalise Keating teaching moment. 195 00:07:02,090 --> 00:07:03,842 It is only a tribe of women 196 00:07:03,842 --> 00:07:05,343 who call their own shots. 197 00:07:05,343 --> 00:07:06,469 That is me. 198 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,388 Bitch, that's us. 199 00:07:08,388 --> 00:07:10,557 Ooh! 200 00:07:10,557 --> 00:07:13,226 [camera clicking] 201 00:07:13,226 --> 00:07:14,561 [Angie laughs] 202 00:07:14,561 --> 00:07:16,104 Are we supposed to pretend that didn't just happen? 203 00:07:16,104 --> 00:07:18,064 New lady. She's into sexting. 204 00:07:18,064 --> 00:07:21,067 Ooh, be careful. That Internet shit is forever. 205 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:22,194 You would not believe the things 206 00:07:22,194 --> 00:07:23,403 that guys have posted of me. 207 00:07:23,403 --> 00:07:24,654 I would sorta believe. 208 00:07:24,654 --> 00:07:26,531 So this new lady, she's a model? 209 00:07:26,531 --> 00:07:27,657 Instagram influencer? 210 00:07:27,657 --> 00:07:29,201 Model/Instagram influencer? 211 00:07:29,201 --> 00:07:32,537 - What's that supposed to mean? - Well, you do have a type. 212 00:07:32,537 --> 00:07:35,916 We will take the 1988 bottle of Sauvignon Blanc. 213 00:07:35,916 --> 00:07:36,958 Ooh. 214 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:38,585 I'll take one of those too. 215 00:07:38,585 --> 00:07:40,587 With a straw. 216 00:07:40,587 --> 00:07:42,172 I'm bored. 217 00:07:42,172 --> 00:07:45,425 Better off or on? 218 00:07:45,425 --> 00:07:49,888 Off or on? 219 00:07:49,888 --> 00:07:51,640 Okay, okay. 220 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:53,934 Every woman has value. 221 00:07:53,934 --> 00:07:56,269 And you pay it in cash or PayPal. 222 00:07:56,269 --> 00:07:57,812 [laughter] 223 00:07:57,812 --> 00:07:58,939 Whatever. 224 00:07:58,939 --> 00:08:00,106 Tye, we get it. 225 00:08:00,106 --> 00:08:02,192 You like simple so you can be in charge. 226 00:08:02,192 --> 00:08:04,611 That's not true. 227 00:08:04,611 --> 00:08:05,737 - Is it? - Bitch, please. 228 00:08:05,737 --> 00:08:08,406 - Yeah, definitely. - Completely. 229 00:08:08,406 --> 00:08:09,407 Ooh, wait, wait, wait. 230 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:11,326 That wasn't ours either. 231 00:08:11,326 --> 00:08:13,620 Then who ordered drinks? 232 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:15,830 So now I'm thinking 233 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:18,708 that we do my new wrap dress in this. 234 00:08:18,708 --> 00:08:20,627 Ugh, I love it. 235 00:08:20,627 --> 00:08:23,004 It will elevate the dress to a higher price point. 236 00:08:23,004 --> 00:08:24,506 [Kim] Yeah, and listen, with the extra money, 237 00:08:24,506 --> 00:08:26,549 - extra profit. - Extra meals. 238 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:27,634 So instead of the usual 239 00:08:27,634 --> 00:08:29,511 "Buy a dress, serve four people," 240 00:08:29,511 --> 00:08:32,097 when you buy this dress, we can donate ten meals... 241 00:08:32,097 --> 00:08:33,098 ♪ Real ass bitch give a fuck about a nigga ♪ 242 00:08:33,098 --> 00:08:34,391 To all of the new-- 243 00:08:34,391 --> 00:08:35,976 ♪ Big Birkin bag hold five six figures ♪ 244 00:08:35,976 --> 00:08:37,644 I'm so sorry, Kim. Just give me one second. 245 00:08:37,644 --> 00:08:39,437 My neighbor is having a bit of an issue. 246 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:40,605 ♪ Fuckin' on a scammin' ass ♪ 247 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:41,731 - Angie. - ♪ Rich ass nigga ♪♪ 248 00:08:41,731 --> 00:08:42,732 Hey hey hey. 249 00:08:42,732 --> 00:08:44,651 Angie, I'm on a work call. 250 00:08:44,651 --> 00:08:47,195 - Oh, sorry, sorry. - It's fine. 251 00:08:47,195 --> 00:08:49,322 I just have to get this new dress launched. 252 00:08:49,322 --> 00:08:51,074 - It won't be long. - Girl, I don't get you. 253 00:08:51,074 --> 00:08:52,158 If I had your money, 254 00:08:52,158 --> 00:08:53,702 ooh, I would not work. 255 00:08:53,702 --> 00:08:56,746 Well, you don't work now, so that tracks. 256 00:08:56,746 --> 00:08:58,081 Speaking of, 257 00:08:58,081 --> 00:09:00,917 what happened with the Sheraton interview? 258 00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:03,253 Oh, girl. No, yeah, I couldn't. 259 00:09:03,253 --> 00:09:04,921 I'm not really about that 260 00:09:04,921 --> 00:09:07,590 "hotel lounge singer" life. 261 00:09:07,590 --> 00:09:10,468 It feel more "last stop" than "comeback," you feel me? 262 00:09:10,468 --> 00:09:13,096 Okay, but it paid money, which you will need 263 00:09:13,096 --> 00:09:15,890 if you wanna move out and get your own place someday. 264 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:18,018 Girl, you would be lonely without me here. 265 00:09:18,018 --> 00:09:20,979 Besides, if Gayle ever got her own money, 266 00:09:20,979 --> 00:09:22,731 do you think Oprah would be her bestie? 267 00:09:22,731 --> 00:09:26,234 One, Gayle has several jobs. 268 00:09:26,234 --> 00:09:28,778 And two, I promise we will still be besties 269 00:09:28,778 --> 00:09:30,905 even if you do get a job. 270 00:09:30,905 --> 00:09:33,867 I just wanna help in a way that actually helps. 271 00:09:33,867 --> 00:09:36,411 You living here was supposed to support you for singing. 272 00:09:36,411 --> 00:09:37,871 But you stopped doing that. 273 00:09:37,871 --> 00:09:39,289 So who are you if you're just 274 00:09:39,289 --> 00:09:41,041 sitting around on a couch all day 275 00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:42,292 talking about singing 276 00:09:42,292 --> 00:09:44,044 but not actually ever really doing it? 277 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:46,421 LaToya? 278 00:09:46,421 --> 00:09:48,298 - Oh. - [chuckles] 279 00:09:48,298 --> 00:09:50,383 Girl, I'm still the same Angie 280 00:09:50,383 --> 00:09:51,968 that you know and love. 281 00:09:51,968 --> 00:09:53,970 You ain't gotta worry about me changing up on you. 282 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:56,890 - We are girls for life. - And that's fine. 283 00:09:56,890 --> 00:09:59,309 I just wanna make sure we're not roommates for life. 284 00:09:59,309 --> 00:10:01,353 I ain't mad at the Golden Girls. 285 00:10:01,353 --> 00:10:04,647 And since we are giving out professional advice, 286 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,566 here's two cents for your collection plate. 287 00:10:06,566 --> 00:10:08,068 Don't leave business calls on hold 288 00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:09,235 to go and harass your roommate. 289 00:10:09,235 --> 00:10:11,738 Oh, shit. Kim? 290 00:10:11,738 --> 00:10:13,239 Kim! 291 00:10:13,239 --> 00:10:14,657 It's easy for her to say. 292 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:17,243 Everything is easy for Quinn. 293 00:10:17,243 --> 00:10:18,578 Not true. 294 00:10:18,578 --> 00:10:19,829 I just know whatever I do next, 295 00:10:19,829 --> 00:10:21,539 it has to be good. 296 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:22,749 I mean, I had the record deal, 297 00:10:22,749 --> 00:10:25,210 nothing happened, and then they dropped me. 298 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:28,546 By the way, vegan ice cream is some nasty bullshit. 299 00:10:28,546 --> 00:10:30,382 I actually like it. 300 00:10:30,382 --> 00:10:32,509 - Angie! - It's nasty. 301 00:10:32,509 --> 00:10:35,011 Listen, it was one deal 302 00:10:35,011 --> 00:10:36,513 four years ago. 303 00:10:36,513 --> 00:10:39,140 Move on, start again. 304 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:40,183 You're too good not to. 305 00:10:40,809 --> 00:10:42,435 When we were at NYU, 306 00:10:42,435 --> 00:10:44,396 that line used to be around the block 307 00:10:44,396 --> 00:10:45,397 to hear you sing. 308 00:10:45,397 --> 00:10:46,606 Girl, yeah, and you hit 30, 309 00:10:46,606 --> 00:10:48,024 and "used to" starts sounding 310 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:50,276 like a has-been bitch who never made it. 311 00:10:50,276 --> 00:10:51,986 Stop it, no. 312 00:10:52,779 --> 00:10:54,030 No. 313 00:10:55,073 --> 00:10:56,533 Oh, no. Oh, my God, duck. 314 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:57,659 What the fuck? 315 00:10:59,077 --> 00:11:00,495 Right there at the end of the corner. 316 00:11:00,495 --> 00:11:01,788 My dude, what's up? 317 00:11:01,788 --> 00:11:05,125 - Is that-- - Holy shit. 318 00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:07,377 Ian. 319 00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:08,920 [♪ UMI: "Down to Earth"] 320 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:12,799 ♪ Can't get no sleep ♪ 321 00:11:12,799 --> 00:11:14,592 ♪ The moon it knows I ♪ 322 00:11:14,592 --> 00:11:17,971 ♪ Don't want you to leave... ♪ 323 00:11:17,971 --> 00:11:20,306 Take care of yourself. 324 00:11:20,306 --> 00:11:23,309 [crying softly] 325 00:11:23,309 --> 00:11:26,271 ♪ Just to be with you I try ♪ 326 00:11:26,271 --> 00:11:27,897 ♪ To be free with you ♪ 327 00:11:27,897 --> 00:11:30,442 ♪ I'd fall back down to Earth ♪ 328 00:11:32,819 --> 00:11:35,363 And the brother got a beard? Still fine. 329 00:11:35,363 --> 00:11:38,116 Shit, I'd like to leave some love crumbs in that. 330 00:11:39,367 --> 00:11:40,743 Angie. 331 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,370 Sorry, inside thought. 332 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:44,164 [Camille] He knows this is my block. 333 00:11:44,164 --> 00:11:45,623 It should be a rule: exes cannot walk 334 00:11:45,623 --> 00:11:46,833 on each other's blocks. 335 00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:48,168 Sweetie, that would leave me a very, 336 00:11:48,168 --> 00:11:50,086 very small patch of the Bronx. 337 00:11:50,086 --> 00:11:51,212 Oh, my God. 338 00:11:51,212 --> 00:11:52,338 If he's visiting his mom 339 00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:53,715 that means he's coming this way. 340 00:11:53,715 --> 00:11:55,216 Quick, before he sees us. 341 00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:56,551 [Angie] Oh, girl, new shoes, new shoes, 342 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:57,635 new shoes, new shoes. 343 00:12:00,096 --> 00:12:02,307 Slow down. I don't run! 344 00:12:02,307 --> 00:12:03,933 All right, I'm on my way right now. 345 00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:06,561 God, I always knew he would come back to you. 346 00:12:06,561 --> 00:12:08,563 Girl, you watch way too much Hallmark. 347 00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:10,398 Only at Christmas. 348 00:12:10,398 --> 00:12:13,026 It was just weird. Jarring, you know? 349 00:12:13,026 --> 00:12:14,736 I mean, since he ran away to become a chef, 350 00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:16,279 I honestly haven't really thought much about him. 351 00:12:16,279 --> 00:12:18,406 Girl, who the hell are you kidding? 352 00:12:18,406 --> 00:12:19,866 Shh. 353 00:12:19,866 --> 00:12:21,451 It is a commercial about coconut water. 354 00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:24,120 Turn your ass around. 355 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:25,330 He looked good, too, 356 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,582 and not just, like, Ian good but, like, 357 00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:30,293 my next orgasm good. 358 00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:32,128 I'm not sure how to take that. 359 00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:33,963 He probably got him a nice little French Fry 360 00:12:33,963 --> 00:12:34,923 he keeping it tight for. 361 00:12:34,923 --> 00:12:36,424 No, she Black. 362 00:12:36,424 --> 00:12:39,177 Camille 2.0. Am I right? 363 00:12:39,177 --> 00:12:41,137 How would I--I don't know. 364 00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:42,931 And even if Ian does have a girlfriend, 365 00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:45,391 which to be clear, I don't care if he does, 366 00:12:45,391 --> 00:12:46,684 what does her race have to do with anything? 367 00:12:46,684 --> 00:12:47,685 Kind of everything. 368 00:12:47,685 --> 00:12:48,937 If she's Black, be cool. 369 00:12:48,937 --> 00:12:50,188 You don't want that bad karma. 370 00:12:50,188 --> 00:12:51,356 But if she's white? 371 00:12:51,356 --> 00:12:52,857 Fair game, bitch. 372 00:12:52,857 --> 00:12:55,318 Stealing a Black man from a white woman 373 00:12:55,318 --> 00:12:56,653 is not an act of treason. 374 00:12:56,653 --> 00:12:58,988 - It's an act of bravery. [Camille] Well, whatever. 375 00:12:58,988 --> 00:13:01,115 How would I know if Ian has a girl? 376 00:13:04,536 --> 00:13:05,537 Okay, fine. 377 00:13:05,537 --> 00:13:07,372 Yes, I cyberstalked his ass 378 00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:08,915 and I got nothing. 379 00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:10,625 How is he still not on any social media? 380 00:13:11,417 --> 00:13:12,544 Be careful, Camille. 381 00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:14,128 Of what? 382 00:13:14,128 --> 00:13:15,838 I am the one who chose this. 383 00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,882 I am the one who ended things. It's what I wanted. 384 00:13:17,882 --> 00:13:19,300 Yet you haven't had a date since. 385 00:13:20,635 --> 00:13:21,636 You know what? It's-- 386 00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:23,096 can we just change the subject? 387 00:13:23,096 --> 00:13:24,722 I'm taking the last cheese stick. 388 00:13:24,722 --> 00:13:25,890 You ate the first one 389 00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:27,517 and the second one and every other one, 390 00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:29,185 so why stop now? 391 00:13:29,185 --> 00:13:30,853 - Did you want? - Nasty. 392 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,564 And it's not like he told me that he was, 393 00:13:32,564 --> 00:13:34,148 you know, back from out of town or anything. 394 00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:35,733 So he obviously moved on too. 395 00:13:35,733 --> 00:13:37,735 Is this the "change the subject" part? 396 00:13:37,735 --> 00:13:38,570 And it's fine. 397 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:39,737 It's fine. 398 00:13:39,737 --> 00:13:42,031 It's fine because I'm Mosuo. Mm-hmm. 399 00:13:42,031 --> 00:13:44,534 I was with him, and I chose to move on. 400 00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:46,786 Yass. You know what? Switch it up. 401 00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:48,037 That's what I'm doing. 402 00:13:48,037 --> 00:13:49,581 I thought about what you said the other day 403 00:13:49,581 --> 00:13:51,124 about the kind of women that I'm with. 404 00:13:51,124 --> 00:13:54,127 So I decided to ask out Shayla. 405 00:13:54,127 --> 00:13:56,045 Shayla? 406 00:13:56,045 --> 00:13:57,046 That sounds like a stripper name. 407 00:13:57,046 --> 00:13:58,590 Like a daytime stripper name. 408 00:13:58,590 --> 00:14:00,133 Mm, like good morning, gentlemen, 409 00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:01,884 enjoy your waffles as you welcome to the pole, 410 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:05,054 all: Shayla! 411 00:14:05,054 --> 00:14:07,724 Okay. Forget all y'all. 412 00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:10,393 Shayla is an investment banker. 413 00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:15,148 And she is very smart and very stud. 414 00:14:15,148 --> 00:14:17,275 I'm impressed. 415 00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:19,444 - Ooh. - Here we go. 416 00:14:19,444 --> 00:14:23,364 - Madea in 3D, y'all. - Yes! 417 00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:26,159 Hello! 418 00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:27,160 [singer] ♪ I keep it juicy juicy ♪ 419 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,786 ♪ I eat that lunch ♪ 420 00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:30,455 ♪ She keep that booty booty she keep that plump ♪ 421 00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:31,956 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 422 00:14:31,956 --> 00:14:34,500 ♪ That natural beauty beauty yeah yeah ♪ 423 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,210 ♪ If you could see it from the front ♪ 424 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,754 ♪ Wait till you see it from the ♪ 425 00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:39,797 ♪ Back back back back back ♪ 426 00:14:39,797 --> 00:14:42,383 ♪ Back back yeah back back back ♪♪ 427 00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:44,385 [music stops] 428 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,055 Hey, Malik. 429 00:14:47,055 --> 00:14:50,391 I dropped your class. Effective immediately. 430 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:52,143 I guess you really hated it. 431 00:14:52,143 --> 00:14:55,063 No, I loved it. 432 00:14:55,063 --> 00:14:56,439 But you can't date a student. 433 00:14:56,439 --> 00:14:57,940 Problem solved. 434 00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,275 [man over intercom] Attention, Columbia students. 435 00:14:59,275 --> 00:15:00,568 Reminder: do not use the faculty lounge. 436 00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:03,905 Malik, hoping for a date seems like an odd reason 437 00:15:03,905 --> 00:15:05,490 to adjust your academic schedule. 438 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,283 And yet, 439 00:15:07,283 --> 00:15:09,285 I am going to pick up your phone, 440 00:15:09,285 --> 00:15:11,204 put my number in. 441 00:15:11,204 --> 00:15:14,332 Be in control. Call me if you want. 442 00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:17,001 And I think you should want. 443 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:22,674 [Angie] You are insane. 444 00:15:22,674 --> 00:15:23,758 How did you not take him 445 00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:25,093 in the locker room right there? 446 00:15:25,093 --> 00:15:26,969 Yeah, technically I am free 447 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,514 to date him now, but he's too young. 448 00:15:29,514 --> 00:15:31,724 I'm not having sex in the locker room. 449 00:15:31,724 --> 00:15:32,809 Don't knock it. 450 00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:36,020 - Hello. - Okay? 451 00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:37,730 [hostess] Your table's ready. Right this way. 452 00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:44,237 So they just gonna walk on in here and get a table? 453 00:15:44,237 --> 00:15:45,905 Yeah, what the fuck was that? 454 00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:47,281 That was the moment this place started 455 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:48,908 gentrifying on the inside. 456 00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:52,328 Girl, the Whole Foods on 125th was the final nail. 457 00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:54,747 - Miss. Hi. - Hi. 458 00:15:54,747 --> 00:15:56,290 We're here all the time 459 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:57,542 and we've never had to wait this long. 460 00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,502 Next table's yours. Any minute now. 461 00:15:59,502 --> 00:16:02,630 Pick one, sweetie. Which minute? Fifth? Tenth? 462 00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:04,382 Soon. 463 00:16:04,382 --> 00:16:05,717 Noel's, how may I help you? 464 00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:07,343 Oh, you pretending to answer the phone? 465 00:16:07,343 --> 00:16:09,011 I know that move. That's my move. 466 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,680 Okay, inside voice, inside voice. 467 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,098 Ooh. 468 00:16:12,098 --> 00:16:14,058 We might have to go somewhere else. 469 00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:16,978 I got another date with Shayla later. 470 00:16:16,978 --> 00:16:19,439 Maybe dating a boss is my speed. 471 00:16:19,439 --> 00:16:21,649 Ooh, so the first date went well? 472 00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:23,443 Spectacular might be the word. 473 00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:24,527 - Spectacular? - What? 474 00:16:24,527 --> 00:16:26,070 Uh-huh, she picked the place, 475 00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:27,196 she picked the wine, 476 00:16:27,196 --> 00:16:29,240 and for the first time in my adult life, 477 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,825 I did not pay. 478 00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:32,577 What? 479 00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,746 Well, I have a date too. 480 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:40,835 Oh, come on, do you guys not wanna hear about 481 00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:42,295 my latest Tinder-roni? 482 00:16:42,295 --> 00:16:43,921 Is it the dude with the doll collection? 483 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,298 Collectible action figures. 484 00:16:45,298 --> 00:16:48,134 Or that Bajan nigga who stole your flat screen? 485 00:16:48,134 --> 00:16:49,343 - Unproven. [Tye] He stole that shit. 486 00:16:49,343 --> 00:16:51,429 I literally caught him walking out with it. 487 00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:53,139 Well, you know, look on the bright side. 488 00:16:53,139 --> 00:16:54,390 He can take you on a date now, 'cause I'm pretty sure 489 00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:56,058 - he pawned it. - [laughs] 490 00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,185 Okay, you know what? Forget it. 491 00:16:57,185 --> 00:16:59,437 - Forget it. - Okay, who-who is it? 492 00:16:59,437 --> 00:17:01,731 Thank you for asking, Camille. 493 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:05,610 - His name is Cory. 32. - Mm. 494 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:08,988 And a lawyer. A working lawyer. 495 00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:10,656 - Mm. - At a real firm. 496 00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:11,783 I checked this time. 497 00:17:11,783 --> 00:17:14,327 And here is the kicker. 498 00:17:14,327 --> 00:17:15,578 He lives on Long Island. 499 00:17:15,578 --> 00:17:17,497 Uh, that's far. 500 00:17:17,497 --> 00:17:19,415 Are we really commuting for cock? 501 00:17:19,415 --> 00:17:20,416 [Tye] Mm-mm. 502 00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:22,502 Ladies, we're ready for you now. 503 00:17:22,502 --> 00:17:24,045 Sure, she hears the word "cock" 504 00:17:24,045 --> 00:17:25,713 and she comes running. 505 00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:29,383 - [laughter] - I come running for it. 506 00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:31,219 [shrieks] 507 00:17:31,219 --> 00:17:33,930 Quinn! I thought about what you said. 508 00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:36,432 I got a job. I'm singing. 509 00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:39,018 Oh, my God. That's amazing. 510 00:17:39,018 --> 00:17:41,938 - The Sheraton? - Girl, give that a rest, no. 511 00:17:41,938 --> 00:17:45,149 It's an open mic night tomorrow. 512 00:17:45,149 --> 00:17:47,276 Oh. 513 00:17:47,276 --> 00:17:49,529 "Oh"? 514 00:17:49,529 --> 00:17:51,155 I'm singing for the first time 515 00:17:51,155 --> 00:17:54,033 in, like, a year, and "oh"? 516 00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:55,451 That better not be the end of that sentence. 517 00:17:55,451 --> 00:17:57,411 That shit better be a fragment. 518 00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,497 No, no, I'm happy. 519 00:17:59,497 --> 00:18:00,915 I'm super happy. 520 00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:03,835 It's just not a, you know, job-job. 521 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,549 Oh, okay, thanks for clearing that up. 522 00:18:09,549 --> 00:18:11,050 It's industry night 523 00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:12,718 so it could really lead to something. 524 00:18:13,511 --> 00:18:16,806 Why the hell are you dressing like a TJ Maxx Olivia Pope? 525 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:18,474 Hey, it's my design, 526 00:18:18,474 --> 00:18:20,268 and I didn't mean I'm not excited for you. 527 00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:21,853 [Angie] It's fine, whatever. 528 00:18:21,853 --> 00:18:24,230 You know, have a good train ride to the Island of Long. 529 00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:26,607 - Or is it a flight out there? - Ha-ha. 530 00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,901 Why are you going all the way to Long Island? 531 00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:30,903 Make his ass come to you. 532 00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:32,697 He has to work until 10:00. 533 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:33,990 So it's easier for me to go to him. 534 00:18:33,990 --> 00:18:36,826 Oh, so it's not a date-date. 535 00:18:36,826 --> 00:18:38,202 Yes, it is. 536 00:18:38,202 --> 00:18:40,788 It is most definitely a date-date, okay? 537 00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:42,790 It is a date-date-date. 538 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:45,209 There's no such thing as an 11:00 date. 539 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:48,462 Dates start at 7:00 or 8:00, maybe 9:00. 540 00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:50,798 But 11:00 is fuck o'clock. 541 00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:52,675 Don't shit on my night just 'cause I said 542 00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:54,260 that thing about the open mic. 543 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:56,220 I just don't get how that's better than getting paid. 544 00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:59,056 Singing for a bunch of drunk tourists 545 00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:01,601 from wherever-the-fuck at a Times Square Sheraton 546 00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:03,936 is not going to lead to anything. 547 00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:07,356 I need more. I deserve more. 548 00:19:07,356 --> 00:19:10,109 This is for people who could really offer me something. 549 00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:12,361 And I have to think long-term. 550 00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:13,529 I don't have a trust fund 551 00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:15,281 and parents supporting my every move. 552 00:19:18,993 --> 00:19:20,661 No, you just use me for that. 553 00:19:21,913 --> 00:19:23,372 Use? 554 00:19:23,372 --> 00:19:24,540 You think I use you? 555 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,250 I don't know, Angela. 556 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,336 But enjoy my rent-free couch. 557 00:19:28,336 --> 00:19:29,712 Fuck that. 558 00:19:29,712 --> 00:19:32,089 And fuck that wack-ass outfit 559 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:33,674 and this stiff shitty couch. 560 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:35,468 You can find another charity case 561 00:19:35,468 --> 00:19:36,928 to make you feel less guilty 562 00:19:36,928 --> 00:19:38,596 about your bougie bullshit. 563 00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:57,782 My train doesn't leave for another 564 00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:58,783 two-and-a-half more hours 565 00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:00,868 but do not talk to me. 566 00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:02,787 [singer] ♪ You know that I know ♪ 567 00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:03,996 ♪ We overdose ♪ 568 00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:05,247 ♪ They say we're too close ♪ 569 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,624 ♪ We do but don't ♪ 570 00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:08,584 ♪ I know we ain't ghosts ♪ 571 00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:10,878 ♪ We just fucked hey yeah ♪ 572 00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:12,129 ♪ I know you know ♪ 573 00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:13,714 ♪ You know that I know ♪ 574 00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:14,799 ♪ We overdose ♪ 575 00:20:14,799 --> 00:20:16,300 ♪ They say we're too close ♪ 576 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,593 ♪ We do but don't ♪ 577 00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:19,428 ♪ I know we're not ghosts ♪ 578 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:22,056 ♪ We just fucked hey yeah ♪♪ 579 00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:23,683 ♪ ♪ 580 00:20:23,683 --> 00:20:25,017 Can I confess something? 581 00:20:27,061 --> 00:20:29,313 I don't usually date other masc women. 582 00:20:31,524 --> 00:20:33,192 Me neither. 583 00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:34,694 You were a dare. 584 00:20:35,486 --> 00:20:38,364 You were an experiment. 585 00:20:38,364 --> 00:20:40,449 So is your experiment working? 586 00:20:41,075 --> 00:20:42,451 You trying to find out? 587 00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:45,538 [upbeat music] 588 00:20:45,538 --> 00:20:47,206 [singer] ♪ Shake your body ♪ 589 00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:50,376 ♪ Every day is a party every day is a party ♪ 590 00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:54,130 ♪ Every day is a party shake your body ♪♪ 591 00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:57,758 Uh, is loud music a Long Island thing? 592 00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:58,968 Yeah, maybe. 593 00:20:58,968 --> 00:21:00,428 - I--I don't know. - What-- 594 00:21:00,428 --> 00:21:01,679 Hey, can I get a Jack and Coke? 595 00:21:01,679 --> 00:21:03,514 What about your firm? 596 00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:06,642 Is there a lot of upward mobility there? 597 00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:08,185 - Sure. - It's funny because 598 00:21:08,185 --> 00:21:10,021 my father is actually-- 599 00:21:10,021 --> 00:21:12,314 oh, my God! Shit. 600 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,400 Do you see what you just did? 601 00:21:15,818 --> 00:21:18,279 This is wool crepe. 602 00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:19,864 Wool crepe! 603 00:21:20,531 --> 00:21:21,741 I'm--I'm sorry. 604 00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:24,535 I'm sorry, um-- 605 00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:26,829 um, I'm gonna go to the ladies' room. 606 00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:28,581 I'll be right back. 607 00:21:36,422 --> 00:21:39,341 Actually, would you mind watching my purse for me? 608 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,342 Oh, for sure. 609 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:42,595 I will be right back. 610 00:21:45,181 --> 00:21:48,017 I'm sitting there! 611 00:21:48,017 --> 00:21:55,024 [hand dryer blowing] 612 00:21:58,194 --> 00:22:00,488 Ooh, yeah. 613 00:22:00,488 --> 00:22:02,490 Yeah, honey, you fuck that dryer. 614 00:22:07,036 --> 00:22:08,537 [retching] 615 00:22:08,537 --> 00:22:10,915 Elegance of Long Island is endless. 616 00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:12,708 [woman] Ugh, I'm never gonna drink again. 617 00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:15,628 [hand dryer blowing] 618 00:22:15,628 --> 00:22:20,841 ♪ ♪ 619 00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,635 Um, I'm sorry, 620 00:22:22,635 --> 00:22:25,054 have you seen my date that was sitting right here? 621 00:22:25,054 --> 00:22:26,639 - Blue suit. - Yeah. 622 00:22:26,639 --> 00:22:28,307 He said you'd settle up. 623 00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:30,267 I'm sorry, what? 624 00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:32,895 - He left? - Yeah. 625 00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:33,938 He left? 626 00:22:33,938 --> 00:22:35,815 He left. 627 00:22:35,815 --> 00:22:37,858 Oh, my God, my purse. 628 00:22:37,858 --> 00:22:41,403 Oh, my God, excuse me, sir. 629 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,197 Get up, get up. 630 00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:46,992 He took my purse! 631 00:22:46,992 --> 00:22:49,537 Motherfucker! 632 00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:53,457 Oh, motherfucking fuck, fuck, fuck. 633 00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:55,000 Hi, oh, my gosh. 634 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,544 I'm sorry, can I-- could I use your phone? 635 00:22:56,544 --> 00:22:58,963 God damn it. 636 00:22:58,963 --> 00:23:01,465 Um, I'm so sorry. 637 00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:03,008 - Hi, hi. - Whoa, you all right? 638 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:04,510 Oh, my God. 639 00:23:04,510 --> 00:23:07,513 I am having the worst night of my life. 640 00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:08,889 I was just wondering, 641 00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:11,142 I'm trying to get on the next train back to Manhattan. 642 00:23:11,142 --> 00:23:13,018 Is there any way you can find it in your heart 643 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:14,687 to give me $10? 644 00:23:14,687 --> 00:23:16,397 I get what's happening here. 645 00:23:16,397 --> 00:23:19,483 I say no, then you offer your "services" 646 00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:21,068 so you can go buy some crack? 647 00:23:22,987 --> 00:23:26,991 I don't want crack, sir. 648 00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:29,076 I just wanna get on the next train. 649 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:30,661 Well, you must be smoking 650 00:23:30,661 --> 00:23:33,455 'cause the next train ain't coming until 5:00 a.m. 651 00:23:34,665 --> 00:23:36,834 Wait. What? 652 00:23:36,834 --> 00:23:37,751 5:00? 653 00:23:37,751 --> 00:23:41,130 [train whistles] 654 00:23:41,130 --> 00:23:43,340 Shit! 655 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:46,385 Oh, my God! 656 00:23:46,385 --> 00:23:49,305 [upbeat music] 657 00:23:49,305 --> 00:23:50,890 I've been waiting for this moment 658 00:23:50,890 --> 00:23:52,183 since you asked me out. 659 00:23:52,183 --> 00:23:53,642 Me too. 660 00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:59,982 Oh, yeah, put your face all up in it. 661 00:24:03,235 --> 00:24:04,820 Ah, ah, get out. 662 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:08,157 Too much, too much, too much, too much, hold on. 663 00:24:08,157 --> 00:24:11,076 - Like you running a feather. - I got it. 664 00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:13,370 Uh-uh, I said a feather. 665 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:15,873 - Lighter, lighter, lighter. - Okay. 666 00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:17,833 Yeah, yeah, stay like that. 667 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,710 Mm, stay like that. 668 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:23,464 Ooh, stay exactly like that. Don't move. 669 00:24:23,464 --> 00:24:28,761 Ooh, no matter what, do not move. 670 00:24:28,761 --> 00:24:31,055 Yes, oh, I'm coming. 671 00:24:31,055 --> 00:24:32,306 Oh, I'm coming. 672 00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:37,102 Oh, oh, oh, fuck. 673 00:24:37,102 --> 00:24:41,440 Ah, shit. 674 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:43,692 Well... 675 00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:47,696 - that was amazing. - [chuckles] 676 00:24:49,448 --> 00:24:51,617 I gotta shower. 677 00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:53,661 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 678 00:24:53,661 --> 00:24:55,579 What, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. 679 00:24:55,579 --> 00:24:58,290 I told you I got a conference call in Tokyo. 680 00:24:58,290 --> 00:24:59,792 Look. It was fun. 681 00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:02,753 - [kisses] - [scoffs] 682 00:25:02,753 --> 00:25:05,923 Bitch, I just dislocated my jaw 683 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:07,758 and you gonna leave me like that? 684 00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:10,761 [♪ Fousheé: "single af"] 685 00:25:10,761 --> 00:25:17,768 ♪ ♪ 686 00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:21,605 ♪ I tested my patience ♪ 687 00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:24,566 ♪ Confronted my fears I finally faced them ♪ 688 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:26,944 ♪ Now I can say I'm ♪ 689 00:25:26,944 --> 00:25:28,821 ♪ I'm good on my own ♪ 690 00:25:28,821 --> 00:25:30,823 ♪ I put in the wayment yeah ♪ 691 00:25:30,823 --> 00:25:33,242 ♪ Making a change ain't comfortable but ♪ 692 00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:36,036 ♪ It's definitely something I've done before ♪ 693 00:25:36,036 --> 00:25:37,997 - ♪ Finally ready to go out ♪ - [clears throat] 694 00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,581 ♪ Never felt so sexy feel bad for my exes ♪♪ 695 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:40,833 [Camille] "Professor Parks, 696 00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:43,210 the truth is we can never be Mosuo--" 697 00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:44,503 misspelled-- 698 00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:46,171 "because we as women paralyze ourselves 699 00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:48,048 "worrying about the consequences 700 00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:50,509 if we did own our own power." 701 00:25:50,509 --> 00:25:52,970 [sighs] 702 00:25:52,970 --> 00:25:56,265 ♪ It's such a beautiful thing ♪ 703 00:25:56,265 --> 00:26:00,519 ♪ I can proudly say I'm ♪ 704 00:26:00,519 --> 00:26:07,026 ♪ I'm say that I'm single as fuck ♪ 705 00:26:07,026 --> 00:26:12,740 ♪ Single as fuck ♪ 706 00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:18,579 ♪ Ooh ooh single as fuck ♪ 707 00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:22,791 ♪ Single as fuck ♪ 708 00:26:22,791 --> 00:26:25,586 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 709 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:28,422 - ♪ I'm single ♪ - ♪ Single ♪ 710 00:26:28,422 --> 00:26:29,923 ♪ Ready to mingle ♪ 711 00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:31,342 ♪ Tryna prepare for the trouble ♪ 712 00:26:31,342 --> 00:26:33,177 ♪ I'm 'bout to get into ♪ 713 00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:34,595 ♪ Pardon the interlude ♪ 714 00:26:34,595 --> 00:26:36,013 ♪ But let me introduce you to ♪♪ 715 00:26:36,013 --> 00:26:38,182 [Camille] Fuck it, I'm Mosuo. 716 00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:46,857 - I'm glad you called. - Right, sure. 717 00:26:46,857 --> 00:26:48,442 Okay, wait. 718 00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:49,943 I just wanna lay some ground rules 719 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,779 so that you don't have an unrealistic expectation 720 00:26:51,779 --> 00:26:53,280 - of what this is. - Of course. 721 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,408 I am just honoring my Mosuo sisters. 722 00:26:56,408 --> 00:26:57,451 And I mean, because I'm not 723 00:26:57,451 --> 00:26:59,078 pressuring you into this, right? 724 00:26:59,078 --> 00:27:00,662 - Nah, we good. [Camille] Okay. 725 00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:04,291 Because I don't wanna get "Me Too'd" or "He Too'd." 726 00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:05,626 I still can't believe I called you. 727 00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:06,668 I'm not sure that I should have. 728 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,003 I think maybe you should go. 729 00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:12,591 You sure? 730 00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:16,345 Holy shit. 731 00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:17,846 And right then, 732 00:27:17,846 --> 00:27:20,015 when it seemed like the choice I made 733 00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:21,809 was exactly what I needed... 734 00:27:21,809 --> 00:27:23,352 Okay, Professor. 735 00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:26,063 [Camille] That I was Mosuo, taking what I wanted. 736 00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:27,314 Take charge. 737 00:27:27,314 --> 00:27:28,982 [Camille] He wanted something else, 738 00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:30,776 and the worst thing ever 739 00:27:30,776 --> 00:27:32,528 was staring me right in the face. 740 00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:34,154 [stammers] 741 00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:36,323 [singer] ♪ Throw it back if you nasty ♪ 742 00:27:36,323 --> 00:27:38,075 ♪ Bounce it like it's elastic ♪ 743 00:27:38,075 --> 00:27:39,785 ♪ Go 'head break it down real low ♪♪ 744 00:27:39,785 --> 00:27:42,287 Yeah, I--I--I gotta go. 745 00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:44,206 [singer] ♪ Go 'head break it down real low ♪ 746 00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:45,332 ♪ Stop playin' with it ♪♪ 747 00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:47,084 No, you know what? Um... 748 00:27:47,084 --> 00:27:48,460 you gotta go. 749 00:27:48,460 --> 00:27:50,587 [woman on TV] We would watch them with our dad. 750 00:27:50,587 --> 00:27:52,172 They'd stay up late on Friday nights... 751 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:55,175 [phone buzzing] 752 00:27:57,678 --> 00:28:00,097 Postmates, where the fuck is my pasta? 753 00:28:00,097 --> 00:28:02,349 [Quinn] No, it's me. - Quinn. 754 00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:05,102 [Quinn] This nice lady is letting me use her phone. 755 00:28:05,102 --> 00:28:07,104 What do you want? I'm packing. 756 00:28:20,868 --> 00:28:25,372 [singer] ♪ Just so good at being in trouble ♪ 757 00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:30,419 ♪ Spending my days out in the ghetto ♪ 758 00:28:30,419 --> 00:28:34,173 ♪ Mama say that I need to be careful ♪♪ 759 00:28:34,173 --> 00:28:35,174 I know. 760 00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:37,509 I know. 761 00:28:37,509 --> 00:28:39,386 Okay, please don't, Angie. 762 00:28:39,386 --> 00:28:41,263 I'm so humiliated. 763 00:28:45,642 --> 00:28:47,394 Girl, don't be. 764 00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:51,315 You keep putting yourself out there. 765 00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:52,483 That takes way more strength 766 00:28:52,483 --> 00:28:54,234 than just sitting at home and... 767 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,111 fucking strangers on a friend's couch. 768 00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:00,616 That's a hypothetical, right? 769 00:29:02,159 --> 00:29:03,702 Sure. 770 00:29:05,329 --> 00:29:07,748 I can't believe you stayed out here all night long. 771 00:29:07,748 --> 00:29:09,750 Yup. 772 00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:11,793 Not so bougie after all. 773 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,378 I'm sorry. 774 00:29:14,213 --> 00:29:16,381 I shouldn't have said that stuff. 775 00:29:16,381 --> 00:29:18,759 And I didn't mean any of it, Quinnie. 776 00:29:18,759 --> 00:29:20,844 I know. 777 00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:24,223 And I should just be happy that you got a gig 778 00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:26,433 and that I get to hear you sing. 779 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:27,476 Thank you. 780 00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:34,441 And Gayle, as long as I have money, 781 00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:36,652 you'll have a place to live. 782 00:29:36,652 --> 00:29:38,529 Good. 783 00:29:38,529 --> 00:29:40,447 'Cause Tye said I couldn't stay with her. 784 00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:41,949 [laughs] 785 00:29:41,949 --> 00:29:43,909 And Camille's shit is too small. 786 00:29:43,909 --> 00:29:47,120 [chuckles] I know it is. 787 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,455 Come on. 788 00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:51,625 [Quinn] Ugh, girl. 789 00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:55,546 - And fuck Long Island. - [laughs] 790 00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:01,385 Is-is that my new coat from Bergdorf? 791 00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:02,928 In case you were cold. 792 00:30:02,928 --> 00:30:04,513 I was thinking of you. 793 00:30:04,513 --> 00:30:07,057 I don't-- I don't think you were. 794 00:30:07,057 --> 00:30:08,141 And are those my-- 795 00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:10,602 - girl, give me my shades. - Listen. 796 00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:13,438 [guitar strumming] 797 00:30:13,438 --> 00:30:14,648 Yo. 798 00:30:14,648 --> 00:30:16,733 That young nigga wanted you to lick his ass? 799 00:30:16,733 --> 00:30:18,235 It's like one second I'm thinking, 800 00:30:18,235 --> 00:30:19,945 "You know, he's not that young. 801 00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:21,280 This is okay." 802 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,115 The next I'm looking down the barrel of a bootyhole. 803 00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:24,116 Oh, no. 804 00:30:24,116 --> 00:30:25,617 What's the big deal? 805 00:30:25,617 --> 00:30:26,994 Dick, balls, ass, 806 00:30:26,994 --> 00:30:28,412 it's all the same neighborhood. 807 00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:29,705 Yo, you lick ass? 808 00:30:29,705 --> 00:30:30,831 Why not? 809 00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:32,749 I mean, even with a freakishly long taint, 810 00:30:32,749 --> 00:30:34,334 you're still dick adjacent. 811 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,502 No. 812 00:30:35,502 --> 00:30:37,629 Husbands do not ask their future wives 813 00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:38,964 to lick their booties. 814 00:30:38,964 --> 00:30:40,299 That is my favorite Bible verse. 815 00:30:40,299 --> 00:30:42,175 [laughter] 816 00:30:42,175 --> 00:30:44,219 I know it was a mistake, but I thought it might 817 00:30:44,219 --> 00:30:45,929 help get Ian out of my head. 818 00:30:45,929 --> 00:30:48,056 Like a sexual palate cleanser. 819 00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:49,850 All right, I'm gonna need another cocktail 820 00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:51,226 if I'm gonna finish this conversation. 821 00:30:51,226 --> 00:30:53,895 Yes, just hurry, 'cause she's singing next. 822 00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:55,480 Oh, and get me one too. 823 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:56,690 And tell him less ice. 824 00:30:56,690 --> 00:30:58,567 Hey, okay, bossy. 825 00:31:04,114 --> 00:31:09,453 [Camille] And in the end, yes, here in 21st-century Harlem, 826 00:31:09,453 --> 00:31:12,205 we sisters can be fierce Mosuo. 827 00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:16,460 Be in charge, call the shots, get what we want. 828 00:31:16,460 --> 00:31:18,587 ♪ When the feeling comes over me ♪ 829 00:31:18,587 --> 00:31:21,548 ♪ I remember what it feels like ♪ 830 00:31:21,548 --> 00:31:24,176 [Camille] But what if what we want is to go back? 831 00:31:24,176 --> 00:31:26,762 [Angie] ♪ I said never again ♪ 832 00:31:26,762 --> 00:31:28,930 [Camille] When Mosuo think they've made a mistake, 833 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:31,475 is it better to try again? 834 00:31:31,475 --> 00:31:33,018 [Angie] ♪ I remember what you feel like ♪ 835 00:31:33,018 --> 00:31:34,353 [Camille] Or to look ahead? 836 00:31:34,353 --> 00:31:36,063 [Angie] ♪ It was real right ♪ 837 00:31:36,063 --> 00:31:38,940 ♪ I said never again but I still might ♪ 838 00:31:38,940 --> 00:31:45,947 ♪ ♪ 839 00:31:50,535 --> 00:31:52,371 ♪ No attachments ♪ 840 00:31:52,371 --> 00:31:53,789 ♪ I'm better ♪ 841 00:31:53,789 --> 00:31:54,998 ♪ Done healing ♪ 842 00:31:54,998 --> 00:31:56,625 ♪ We ain't together ♪ 843 00:31:56,625 --> 00:32:01,546 ♪ Except for tonight maybe one last time ♪ 844 00:32:01,546 --> 00:32:03,548 ♪ We can ♪ 845 00:32:03,548 --> 00:32:06,593 ♪ When the feeling comes over me ♪ 846 00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:10,305 ♪ I remember what it feels like ♪ 847 00:32:10,305 --> 00:32:12,015 ♪ It was real right ♪ 848 00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:15,602 ♪ I said never again ♪ 849 00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:18,563 ♪ When the feeling comes over me ♪ 850 00:32:18,563 --> 00:32:21,525 ♪ I remember what you feel like ♪ 851 00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:24,027 ♪ Mm it was real right ♪ 852 00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:25,779 ♪ I said never again but I still might ♪ 853 00:32:25,779 --> 00:32:29,074 ♪ Drowning in wine just talking with my girls ♪♪ 854 00:32:29,074 --> 00:32:30,575 [funky music] 855 00:32:30,575 --> 00:32:32,703 Oh, my God. Dr. Pruitt? 856 00:32:32,703 --> 00:32:33,995 I've read all three of your books. 857 00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:35,622 If you need anything, I'm your girl, 858 00:32:35,622 --> 00:32:36,957 'cause I've given up dating, 859 00:32:36,957 --> 00:32:38,834 and I really wanna hone on in my career goals. 860 00:32:40,127 --> 00:32:41,878 - Can I call you back? [man] That's fine, Dr. Pruitt. 861 00:32:41,878 --> 00:32:43,296 - I'll talk to you later. - Sorry! 862 00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:45,006 ♪ ♪ 863 00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:47,592 This is not how I pictured my life. 864 00:32:47,592 --> 00:32:49,010 Hi, Ian! Ian, right? 865 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:51,471 Hi, Ian. Oh, Ian, what's up? 866 00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:52,639 Hey! 867 00:32:53,348 --> 00:32:54,933 [Angie] My producer, he wants me 868 00:32:54,933 --> 00:32:55,934 to come to their offices tomorrow. 869 00:32:55,934 --> 00:32:57,519 So what we doing? 870 00:32:57,519 --> 00:32:59,396 It's Get Out the musical. 871 00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:02,232 [all] ♪ We're in the same damn place ♪ 872 00:33:02,232 --> 00:33:03,775 ♪ ♪ 873 00:33:03,775 --> 00:33:05,861 What a casually dressed surprise. 874 00:33:05,861 --> 00:33:07,612 - Quinn? - Oh, that's right. 875 00:33:07,612 --> 00:33:08,947 You two know each other. 876 00:33:08,947 --> 00:33:10,782 Only from the entire year that we dated, Mom. 877 00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:12,534 My Forbes interview 878 00:33:12,534 --> 00:33:15,036 has turned into a two-page spread. 879 00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:16,872 I knew it! Your dream is coming true! 880 00:33:16,872 --> 00:33:19,082 It's like the great Lady Gaga once said, 881 00:33:19,082 --> 00:33:20,709 "You can get 99 no's--" 882 00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:22,085 I'ma stop you right there. 883 00:33:22,085 --> 00:33:23,044 both: Thank you. 884 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:25,088 ♪ ♪ 885 00:33:25,088 --> 00:33:27,048 - And he's here. - We should leave. 886 00:33:27,048 --> 00:33:28,049 - Go in. - Go in? 887 00:33:28,049 --> 00:33:29,050 We'll just go in. 888 00:33:29,050 --> 00:33:30,302 No, no, no, no, no. 889 00:33:30,302 --> 00:33:31,720 - We should leave. Leave. - We should leave. 890 00:33:32,429 --> 00:33:35,390 [Angie] ♪ Swearing you'll never be back in my world ♪ 891 00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:38,393 ♪ I know I'm lying 'cause when I see you 1 892 00:33:38,393 --> 00:33:41,438 ♪ I wanna do the things that we used to do ♪ 893 00:33:41,438 --> 00:33:44,441 ♪ You got me jonesing I'm all in my feels ♪ 894 00:33:44,441 --> 00:33:47,402 ♪ They're taking over it's getting that real ♪ 895 00:33:47,402 --> 00:33:50,322 ♪ If I let you win you bow out your way ♪ 896 00:33:50,322 --> 00:33:54,159 ♪ You keep my heart so be careful okay? ♪ 897 00:33:54,159 --> 00:33:59,706 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 898 00:33:59,706 --> 00:34:02,793 ♪ Ooh ♪ 899 00:34:02,793 --> 00:34:06,922 ♪ Ooh I just might I just might ♪♪