1 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:10,844 [GUN BLASTS] 2 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,100 - [GUN BLAST] - [STERLING] Ooh! 3 00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:18,560 I got him in the nostril! 4 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:21,062 Wow, you look just like Mom right now. 5 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,457 With my hair pulled back? I totally thought that this morning. 6 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:25,859 No, I mean adeptly handling a deadly weapon. 7 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:26,776 [GUN BLAST] 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,571 By the way, who do you think she's going to shoot 9 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:32,240 with her secret gun from her secret storage unit? 10 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,367 - Blair... - [GUN BLAST] 11 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,887 ...I know you saw something that you thought felt weird, but... 12 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:39,164 Oh, my God! That's extremely condescending. 13 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:42,042 Mom isn't a criminal mastermind, okay? She hates crime. 14 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:44,467 Remember when she made you return that MoonPie 15 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:45,855 that you stole from Piggly Wiggly 16 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,648 when we were driving to Seaside in the fourth grade? 17 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:49,591 It was a Goo Goo Cluster from Harris Teeter 18 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:52,135 when we were driving back from Seaside in the third grade. 19 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:54,632 You're saying you won't even consider the possibility 20 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,389 that she's lying to us at least? 21 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:59,267 Fine. If you make this bullseye, dead center, 22 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:00,935 then I will consider the possibility 23 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,980 that Mom is leading some dangerous double life. 24 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,315 - Really? - Really. 25 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,192 [DISTANT MAN CHATTERING] 26 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,124 [GASPS] 27 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,186 - I got him in the nuts! - Doesn't count. 28 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:27,045 I totally got him in the nuts. 29 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:28,272 - It doesn't count. - That totally counts. 30 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:29,714 We didn't say nothing about nuts. 31 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,549 Well, it's a bullseye of some sort. 32 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,010 - [THEME MUSIC] - Bullseye. 33 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,387 [VOCALIZING] 34 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,405 [BLAIR] I've landed on a theory. 35 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:55,949 She's a part of the Dixie Mafia. 36 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:58,952 While we're at school, she drives to Biloxi, Mississippi 37 00:01:59,035 --> 00:01:59,953 and then on the weekends, 38 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:03,915 she serves up premium hardcore drugs to the Atlanta upper-crust 39 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:06,209 through tennis matches, book club, church... 40 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,188 Come on, don't you think it's even a little bit suspicious? 41 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,588 What? Mom having a gun? 42 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:11,840 No. Want to know why? 43 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,467 Because we're holding guns right now, Blair. 44 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,593 We're gun owners. 45 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,680 Dad is a gun owner. 46 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:21,307 Mom says, that guns are a product of the Fall. 47 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:24,978 [GRUNTS] There's no reason for her to have a gun or a pile of cash, 48 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:26,914 just like there's no reason for her to have a storage unit. 49 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:29,232 Maybe that's where she put our Madame Alexander dolls. 50 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:31,066 And the gun? 51 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:32,902 To protect the dolls. 52 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,070 [CELL PHONE DINGS] 53 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,321 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 54 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:39,159 You need to take this seriously. 55 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:42,787 Blair, you are like a dog with a bone, okay? 56 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:43,997 It's either sex, sex, sex 57 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:48,084 or some implausible theory about Mom and her criminal second life. 58 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,146 Okay, you're doing it again. You're stirring things up. 59 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,254 No, I'm not. 60 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,214 Stop minimizing my experiences. 61 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,007 Sorry. 62 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,302 Hey. 63 00:02:58,636 --> 00:02:59,876 I'm sorry again that you didn't 64 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:02,249 get to put the "O" in your column at the debate tournament. 65 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:05,202 I really thought that one of those guys was going to get you there. 66 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:06,686 Yeah, that's okay. Uh... 67 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:08,479 I'm sure I'll have an orgasm one day. 68 00:03:09,397 --> 00:03:11,333 I'll sit on a bicycle seat or something. It's fine. 69 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:12,400 Of course, you will. 70 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:15,153 It just takes some women a lot of time to figure it out. 71 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,113 You just have to find out what makes you tick. 72 00:03:18,239 --> 00:03:19,574 Inside your vagina. 73 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:21,784 [GASPS] 74 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,703 [GASPS ECSTATICALLY] 75 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:24,786 Mm-hm. 76 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,540 Uh, can we talk about something else, like, um... 77 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:30,335 Mom and the gun? 78 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:32,128 - [GASPS] Really? - Yeah. 79 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,796 Okay, so this is what I'm thinking. 80 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,382 We can go to the storage unit, but it's locked. 81 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,426 - So we've gotta crack the lock and... - Anyway... 82 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:41,804 Anyway, uh... 83 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,223 - Hey, Dad. - Hello! 84 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:46,226 How are you enjoying this season of The Masked Singer? 85 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:47,518 I've been meaning to ask you. 86 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:51,314 Oh, my goodness, that show does not miss. [CHUCKLES] 87 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:53,678 I never would have thought that cricket was Roberta Flack. 88 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:58,363 Hey, um, have you seen April? 89 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:01,866 No. She went AWOL since the debate tournament. 90 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:05,161 Your ex is looking bereft. 91 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:10,792 Hi, Luke. How's, um... everything? 92 00:04:11,709 --> 00:04:12,709 Great. 93 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:14,336 Amazing. 94 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:17,215 - Mm. - Um, I'm taking time for myself. 95 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,635 That's really good. I'm really glad to hear that. 96 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,220 And I have my music, 97 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,265 and my bandmates take turns reminding me to eat... 98 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:27,140 which rocks. 99 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:29,435 Luke! Come sit by me. 100 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,939 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 101 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:41,822 Hi! 102 00:04:44,742 --> 00:04:45,660 [SIGHS] 103 00:04:45,743 --> 00:04:46,953 How's your morning been? 104 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,789 Those announcements were so loud, my ears were like... 105 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,666 Yeah. [CLEARS THROAT] 106 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:52,875 - Hey. - Hey. 107 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,812 Um, I don't know what you're doing, 108 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:57,630 but I would keep my fingers out of that mousetrap. 109 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:58,548 Oh. 110 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:01,175 She's best to be avoided when she's in a biting mood. 111 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,259 She bit you? 112 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:03,845 What? No. 113 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,305 What's going on with her? 114 00:05:05,763 --> 00:05:07,849 She's... um... 115 00:05:07,932 --> 00:05:10,977 struggling to keep it all together, but it's personal, so... 116 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:13,479 Yeah, it's her dad. His trial started today. 117 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,148 - It's personal! - Right. 118 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,443 And her dad's a person, Ezequiel. 119 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,154 That must be really hard for her. 120 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:23,573 Yeah, but we have to look out for ourselves. 121 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:25,408 In an autocracy, when the despot is down, 122 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,118 it's every person for herself. 123 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:28,703 - Zirself. - Zirself. 124 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:29,906 [ELLEN] Okay, guys and gals. 125 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:32,290 Now listen, I don't want anyone to revolt 126 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:34,542 'cause I know you're all excited for your long weekend, 127 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:38,421 but I have an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny little assignment. 128 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,173 I did it myself back in the day 129 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:43,009 and I had so much fun. Oh! 130 00:05:43,092 --> 00:05:45,219 Okay, it is time for... 131 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:48,473 Biblical Buildings. 132 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:49,848 [ALL GROANING] 133 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:55,396 Yes, I know! You each get to pick an architectural structure from the Bible, 134 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:59,192 and then build a historically accurate representation 135 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:00,735 to present to the class. 136 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,779 It's a chance to just dig in 137 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:06,699 and get your hands dirty in that rich biblical soil, huh? 138 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,243 And who says our school doesn't teach the Arts? 139 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:12,205 [MIMICS FLATULENCE] Okay. So, let's just pair off 140 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:14,540 and then everybody yell out who wants what. 141 00:06:14,832 --> 00:06:15,832 Can I do the manger? 142 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:19,629 Uh, that's a kind of building, I guess. Yeah. 143 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:21,964 Moses' door with blood on the frame, 144 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,508 like, dripping down, really violent. 145 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:25,885 Well, it should really be the whole building, Franklin. 146 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,678 Luke and I want Noah's Ark. 147 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,598 Each animal... matched with a mate... 148 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,767 propagating the species. 149 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:34,394 [CHUCKLES] 150 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:37,897 Yeah. Yeah, and I bet some animals paired off and... 151 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:41,025 weren't the exact same person, like an octopus and a Sterl... 152 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:41,984 A squirrel! 153 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:42,985 Um... 154 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:45,613 A squirrel. I think that sounds like a beautiful idea. 155 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:46,781 I'm very excited. 156 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:48,658 Okay. 157 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:49,992 Solomon's Temple. 158 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,076 [STUDENTS GASP] 159 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:55,373 That's insanity. Why do you always gotta try so hard, April? 160 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:56,791 [ELLEN] Oh, Franklin! 161 00:06:56,874 --> 00:06:58,668 Do we need to speak privately? 162 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,129 No, Miss Johnson. 163 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,797 [ELLEN] Solomon's Temple. That... 164 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,924 hmm... is ambitious, April, 165 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,428 but I like it and I like you. 166 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,503 We're going to need gold paint, chicken wire and spackle. 167 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:14,267 Also blood, I think it should be real. 168 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,227 You're gonna have to kill a pigeon. 169 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,187 [STUDENTS CHATTERING] 170 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,939 Why aren't you writing this down? 171 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:21,190 Um... 172 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,651 Hannah B and I are actually partners. 173 00:07:23,734 --> 00:07:26,070 - Sorry. - Sorry, it just happened. 174 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:29,282 But, like, before you asked. S... So... 175 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:34,454 - Oh-oh, you've got a Dorito in your hair. - It's right here. 176 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:35,537 Yeah. 177 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:36,998 It's kind of gross, yeah. 178 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:42,795 Fine. But you should build a biblical time machine back to now 179 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,590 because partnering with Hannah B is a huge mistake. 180 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:48,050 She cites Wikipedia in her bibliographies. 181 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,720 She's never even registered her JSTOR and EBSCO Host logins. 182 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,180 We choose the cross. 183 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:56,017 It's technically a building Jesus lived on until he died. 184 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,352 [ELLEN] Okay, let's think on that. 185 00:07:58,436 --> 00:07:59,312 Um... 186 00:07:59,395 --> 00:08:01,105 I'll do Solomon's Temple with you. 187 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,584 I know all the dimensions from Miss Kline's Sunday school class. 188 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,627 Uh, "Five cubits in height and ten cubits brim to brim." 189 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:07,904 I know the dimensions, too. I'm not an animal. 190 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,947 Oh, you know, of course you're not an animal, 191 00:08:10,031 --> 00:08:10,948 Oh, my gosh. 192 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:11,949 Um, but... 193 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:13,784 Ooh ooh, my dad has this woodworking shop, 194 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,304 and he paints these little wooden ducks. 195 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,163 It's so weird, but he's got 196 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:21,417 a mi... a miter saw, and a nail gun and drills. 197 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,752 - It will be so fun... - Fine. 198 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:26,672 Okay... um, tomorrow maybe? 199 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,634 - If you aren't busy, because... - I said fine. 200 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,176 Okay. 201 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,179 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 202 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:36,319 [STERLING, MIMICKING BOWSER] "Get in there! Why is paper so heavy?" 203 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,892 [BLAIR] "Stupid piece of plastic." 204 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:43,814 [STERLING, IN BRITISH ACCENT] "Oh, hello. I'm a lady dressed like a napkin." 205 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,816 "Are you from the Napkin Department?" 206 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,777 "Hey there, pretty lady." 207 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:49,904 "Do you have any yogurt?" 208 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:51,405 [BLAIR] "You know you want it." 209 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,535 Does Bowser have friends? 210 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:57,870 No. We're it. 211 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,665 [STERLING] They're still hugging. 212 00:09:00,748 --> 00:09:01,908 [BLAIR] This is pornographic. 213 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:06,212 [STERLING] Why is she rubbing his arms? 214 00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:08,095 Is he backing away? Should we go and save him? 215 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:11,050 Wait. Yolanda knows her, too? 216 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,054 Is that his ex? 217 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:16,806 [GASPS] 218 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:20,810 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 219 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:25,189 - [GAPS] They're looking at us. - They're coming inside. What do we say? 220 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:27,692 - Hello? - Hello. Yeah, that's good. Hello. 221 00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:29,044 Okay, great. We're saying hello. 222 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,778 - Classic, adult, neutral. - Be normal! 223 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,655 Greetings, earthlings. 224 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:33,573 Bonjour! 225 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:34,656 Hola! 226 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,826 You must be Bowser's... boo. 227 00:09:36,909 --> 00:09:38,703 - Ex-boo. - Uh, hey! 228 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,163 Don't be... you. 229 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:44,333 And you must be the little gringas Yolanda told me about, 230 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,628 bringing in new life and lighting up B's fourth chakra. 231 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:49,714 [CHUCKLES LIGHTLY] Mmm. 232 00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,424 Oh, my God. 233 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,427 Your soul is settled. 234 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:55,511 I can feel it. 235 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,075 I'm actually a pretty nervous person. 236 00:09:57,346 --> 00:09:59,974 And you... You... 237 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,225 [INHALES DEEPLY] 238 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,855 - Mmm. - Okay, cool. 239 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,940 How about we get to work here? 240 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,400 Yolanda, you got a skip? 241 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:10,651 That's why I'm here. 242 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,361 Oh, you know, you go. 243 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:13,946 I'll stop by for dinner. 244 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,032 Oh, I've been dying to make my goulash. 245 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:19,327 I'm assuming you have pots, pans, homemade beef broth, 246 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,329 noodle... No? 247 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,288 No. 248 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,582 You know what? [CLICKS TEETH] We'll figure it out. 249 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:26,791 Ciao-ee. 250 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,211 [GASPS] 251 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,047 - Oh, my God. - What is she doing here? 252 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,215 Looking for a potential producer for her new album. 253 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,152 She's a singer? I thought she owned a goat farm. 254 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,010 Exactly. 255 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:38,012 - Did you know she was coming? - [BOWSER] Yeah. 256 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,489 Are you gonna get back together with her? 257 00:10:39,513 --> 00:10:42,266 No! Not that it's any business of yours. 258 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,726 Nice plants, by the way. 259 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,889 - I give it a day and a half. - Till they're banging? 260 00:10:45,936 --> 00:10:48,022 - Yeah. - No. Nope. 261 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:50,316 - Why? - She needs Bowser to fund that album. 262 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,276 That is not how it is. 263 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,236 - She was touching you a lot. - Mm-hm. 264 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,363 How do you know how it is? 265 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:56,947 You haven't talked to her in... 266 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:58,740 Oh. 267 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,743 Mm. She liked that Instagram post of yours. 268 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,119 [GASPS] The picture I took? 269 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,120 - Yes. - Aww. 270 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,747 And what? She sent you a message? 271 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,333 Well, I saw that she liked it and I sent her one. Okay? 272 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,252 I'm allowed to keep in touch with my ex-wife, you know. 273 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,088 See, this is textbook Michelle. 274 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,756 She sees an opening and she sweeps in 275 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,883 with whatever new project she's got going on. 276 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,593 A yoga studio on a boat, 277 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:20,221 a marathon across Antarctica, oh, 278 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:22,223 "Oh, I know, let's clone ourselves." 279 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,725 And then she sweeps away just as easily 280 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,328 and Bowser here is left holding the bill 281 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,688 or his own genetic matter, depending on the year. 282 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,940 On, off, off, on. 283 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:33,109 I figured it'd end after the divorce, 284 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:34,985 but old habits die hard, I guess. 285 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:38,864 Huh. So, you're, like, addicted to her. 286 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,991 And she uses him like an old rag. 287 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,453 Well if he's the addict, then he uses her. 288 00:11:44,745 --> 00:11:46,330 But she's using him clearly, 289 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,457 so he can't be the addict. He's the drug. 290 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,875 And she's the addict? 291 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,086 Well, she's addicted to him being addicted to her. 292 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,588 - So they're both addicts then? - It's called codependence. 293 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:55,672 I'm not addicted! 294 00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,970 Jesus, somebody shoot me. 295 00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:02,093 Do you have a skip or not? 296 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,056 Thank you. 297 00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,266 How hard was that? 298 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:07,684 His name's Gary Durbin. 299 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:10,730 Gary skipped bail three weeks ago. He's currently MIA. 300 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:13,065 - What was he booked for? - Dealing amphetamines. 301 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,152 - His old lady drives a 18-wheeler, hm? - Mm-hm. 302 00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,528 Travels with her sometimes. 303 00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:20,030 Probably hiding out in the back of her semi right now. 304 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:21,866 You call the truck company? 305 00:12:21,949 --> 00:12:23,409 - Get her route? - Not yet. 306 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,160 [SIGHS] 307 00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:26,911 I'll do it. 308 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:29,373 You sure? Because I can call Pedro, 309 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,875 - Rory, or Perry D... - Yolanda. 310 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:33,919 I said I got it, hm? 311 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,254 Here, take this. 312 00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,775 Track her credit card statements like I taught you. 313 00:12:38,799 --> 00:12:41,135 See if you can find out if she's sticking to her route. 314 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:42,260 Okay. 315 00:12:45,389 --> 00:12:47,183 I'm out sixty grand here, Bowser. 316 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,018 Yolanda? Trust me. 317 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,024 Maybe Mom's dealing amphetamines. 318 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:57,401 What are amphetamines? 319 00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,612 Drugs that can go on land and water. 320 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,196 Oh. 321 00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,157 Oh, I have to be honest, y'all, 322 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,785 I was running around so much today doing my errands, 323 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,345 I had to go get a pre-made casserole. 324 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,330 So, y'all be honest. [CHUCKLES] 325 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,999 Well, it tastes a little mealy, 326 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,377 and there's something in there I can't quite put my finger on, 327 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,380 but beige would be the flavor I'd give it. 328 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,133 Oh, well, maybe a little too honest. 329 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,134 [CHUCKLES] 330 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,220 So, girls, are you all packed up 331 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:27,223 and ready for your big hunting trip with Uncle Deacon and Big Daddy? 332 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,307 Why do you ask? 333 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,054 Are you planning something? 334 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:33,687 I'm not sure, maybe mimosas, a little foot mask? 335 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,648 Ooh, interesting. 336 00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:37,525 Where do you store those? 337 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,694 Um, I actually have to stay behind. 338 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,696 - What? Why? - Well, that's a shame, Sterl. 339 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,490 I've got this big project for Bible class 340 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:45,991 and it's going to take all weekend. 341 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,511 And we need to use your tools, too, Dad, 342 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,828 - if that's okay. - That's okay. 343 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,747 - We? - Yeah, they partnered me up with April. 344 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,290 [GROANS] It's awful. I hate it. 345 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,169 You can't bail. We have to wring Dad for information. 346 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,730 - Since when? - Since I realized just now 347 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,172 that this man cannot lie. 348 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:02,416 [SCOFFS] Did you hear what he said about the casserole? 349 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,552 If he knows anything about Mom and the gun, 350 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,345 he will crack in five seconds flat. 351 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,198 Let Mom be. It's okay to have a secret. 352 00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,700 - We don't have secrets. - No, but we could if we wanted to, right? 353 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,685 Right. Wait. No. 354 00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:13,978 I don't like secrets. 355 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,789 Secrets imply boundaries. Do you have a secret? 356 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,439 No, it was a hypothetical. 357 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,307 And Dad isn't that bad of a liar. He can keep things in. 358 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,849 By the way, Daddy, what did you get up to this afternoon? 359 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:27,575 Well, I was lacquering up my wooden ducks in the garage and... 360 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,160 next thing I knew was high as a kite on fumes. 361 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:34,123 [SNIFFS] I woke up on my hammock, holding a bowl of pimento cheese. 362 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,666 I do not know how I got there. 363 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:36,749 [CHUCKLES] 364 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,671 Sterl, I'm disappointed you're not going to be joining us, 365 00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:41,898 but school work does come first. 366 00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:42,922 Yes, sir. 367 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,902 I hope this doesn't mean that you're bailing on your old Dad, too, Blair. 368 00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:48,095 Even if you're doing your peaceful protest, 369 00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,698 I'd still like a little daddy-daughter time. 370 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,932 No way. I'm totally, totally psyched. 371 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,183 I'm gonna, you know... 372 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,146 shoot a bunch of innocent animals. 373 00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:00,274 I thought you were opposed to hunting on moral grounds, honey. 374 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:03,027 Actually, a lot of hunters don't support the NRA. 375 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,155 Also, we only shoot older bucks, right, Daddy? 376 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,656 And not any of the young does. 377 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,533 No does. 378 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:10,857 And we eat everything we shoot. 379 00:15:12,953 --> 00:15:13,953 Also... 380 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,164 I miss you. 381 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,916 Aww. 382 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,417 I miss you, too. 383 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,210 [CHUCKLES] 384 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,515 Now, can we talk? 385 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,142 Shhh. 386 00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:38,592 [WHISPERING] We want to get into the right frame of mind, 387 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,023 really feel the deer. 388 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:44,693 Well, we felt the entire history of Gettysburg on tape on the way up here, 389 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,279 so I was kind of hoping that we could talk about life, 390 00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,448 and love, and Mom. 391 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,575 You know I love talking about love, baby, 392 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,244 but deer are quiet souls. 393 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,746 Can we not call them souls? 394 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,207 And huntin' is a chance for a man 395 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,378 to really just breathe in and breathe out, 396 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,505 sink into that silence. 397 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,464 [MAN] Whoo! 398 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,759 Hey oh! [CHUCKLES] 399 00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:09,927 [GROANS] 400 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,553 Deek. 401 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,224 Lookin' good, ace. 402 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,296 It's good to see you, Big Daddy. 403 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:18,351 Good to see you, Son. 404 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,830 Hey, no hard feelings about me leaving the company, right? 405 00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:21,981 I just needed a change. 406 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,400 This isn't Maury Povich, Son. 407 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,193 Let's just have a nice hunt. 408 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,569 [ANDERSON] Okay, Big Daddy. 409 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,989 - Blair. - Uncle Deacon. 410 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,281 - Give me a hug. - A hug? 411 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,742 - Oh, yep. All right. - Yep. 412 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,411 [CHUCKLES] How've you been, bud? 413 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,745 Oh! 414 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,080 - [CACKLES] - Deacon. [GROANS] 415 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,083 Come on. Would you please keep your voice down? 416 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,001 Sure. 417 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,964 [SHOUTING] Are you cracking away at those ducks? 418 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,589 That's a hobby, is what that is. That's all. 419 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,673 Yeah, I've been, I've been, you know, keeping busy. 420 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,594 I've got my hands in this and that and so things are good. I'm good. 421 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,577 - That's good to hear, man. - Thanks. 422 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,015 - Oh! - Come on! 423 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,266 Come on, Deacon. 424 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,868 You know what keeps me up at night? 425 00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:02,563 [CHUCKLES] How in the hell a guy like your dad bags a girl like your mom. 426 00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:05,315 I mean, it... it baffles the mind, truly. 427 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,235 [CHUCKLES] I love hearing about that. 428 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,195 - Yes. Keep going. - [BIG DADDY] Blair! 429 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,991 You here to ruin our time yammering on about gun laws? 430 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:17,036 No, I... I actually support the right to bear arms. 431 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,372 But if you need an assault rifle to take down a whitetail, 432 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:23,208 you're a lousy shot and you should get a new hobby. 433 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,961 Finally, something we agree on. 434 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,089 Also the NRA is in with Big Oil 435 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,425 and they are eatin' up the American wilderness. 436 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,268 Soon, there won't be anywhere to hunt anyway. 437 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,514 I'm just... 438 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:38,766 - Oh! - Jesus! 439 00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:40,559 [DEACON] Easy there. 440 00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,937 [SNORING] 441 00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:48,442 Okay. Now, let's just relax into the quiet. 442 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,736 It's too bad about Sterly Pearly. 443 00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:52,946 That girl loves a gun. 444 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,448 Daggum. 445 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,742 You know who doesn't love a gun, though? 446 00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,620 Mom, right? 447 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:05,084 She would never, like, have one, or shoot one, or... store one? 448 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,335 That's right. Shh. 449 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:07,752 Deb's a hell of a shot. 450 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,462 She is? 451 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,925 She took us to a gun range on a double date when y'all first met. 452 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:16,053 Taught us how to grunt like a buck to a doe in heat. 453 00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,471 [MIMICS ANIMAL GRUNTING] 454 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:19,890 - Mom taught you how to sex grunt? - Oh. 455 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:22,101 - Language, please! - She won an award, too. 456 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,646 Yeah, the Peaky Rounding Falls Sharpshooter Award. 457 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,565 I believe, for taking down a coyote in Stewart County. 458 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:29,483 Shh. 459 00:18:29,566 --> 00:18:31,446 Anderson can't even take down his own damn name. 460 00:18:32,069 --> 00:18:34,113 Man, how the hell did you land a girl like Debbie? 461 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,758 - They love each other, Uncle Deacon. - We fell in love, Deacon. 462 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,367 - [SPITS] - [BLAIR] Eww. 463 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,204 Hey, Dad, when did Mom stop shooting? 464 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,040 I don't know, sometime before y'all came along. 465 00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,668 Why didn't she tell us that she was a good shot? 466 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:48,794 Oh... 467 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:49,920 She probably forgot. 468 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:56,009 Forgot that she won the Peaky... Sneaky Blinder Sharpshooting Award? 469 00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,511 For taking down a coyote? 470 00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:58,594 Yeah, she must've. 471 00:18:58,887 --> 00:18:59,887 How? 472 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,099 I don't know, Blair. 473 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,226 People change. 474 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:07,813 Life is long and deer are quiet. 475 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:08,897 [GUN BLAST] 476 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,983 - [GASPS] We got him! - [GROANS] 477 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:12,693 [SPITS] 478 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,903 [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 479 00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:20,159 You are so good at using that saw. 480 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,660 Thanks. 481 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,553 Luke tried to use this once to make me a pair of wooden flip-flops 482 00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,457 and... and he almost took his finger off. 483 00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,752 And then, he cried and threw the flip-flop 484 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,755 and didn't calm down until I gave him a bowl of mac and cheese. 485 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,716 Never send a man to do a woman's job. 486 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,050 Yeah. 487 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,617 I never really got what you saw in Luke. 488 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,478 He always seemed a little... 489 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:52,107 amorphous... for you. 490 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:56,820 He was really sweet and... and kind and loving but... 491 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:01,700 yeah, after a while, I did want someone with a little more... 492 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:03,577 [STAMMERING] more this than this. 493 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,332 Remember when Luke ate his own ChapStick? 494 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,124 Yeah. 495 00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:13,962 You were reading Mere Christianity in the fifth grade. [CHUCKLES] 496 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,965 - How do you remember that? - Well, he ate the ChapStick, 497 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,219 choked, gagged, threw up and then you quoted C.S. Lewis to him. 498 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,679 "God will not love you any less 499 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:25,015 if you happen to be born with a second-rate brain." 500 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,182 That's it! 501 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,101 My gosh, you were so smart. 502 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,270 You read it, too. 503 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,647 I didn't remember it, though. 504 00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:33,666 Not like The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. 505 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:34,690 [SCOFFS] 506 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,361 Well, yeah, that book is seared into my brain 507 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:38,737 because it's so sad. 508 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:39,988 The saddest! 509 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,784 Aslan tied up on that slab of rock, dead with no mane? 510 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,827 And Tumnus the Fawn, turned to stone. 511 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,162 And Mr. Beaver! 512 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:48,989 Wait, what was sad about him? 513 00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:52,793 Well, you know, they destroyed his little beaver house, right? 514 00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:54,835 Oh, yeah, they did. 515 00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:57,839 Yeah, whatever. He had it comin'. 516 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,095 [CHUCKLES] 517 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:13,545 My dad used to read me those books. 518 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:14,648 Mine, too. 519 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,198 [TURNS ON ELECTRIC SAW] 520 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,125 [NEW AGE MUSIC PLAYING] 521 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,922 [CHUCKLING] I'm open to love. 522 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,174 [BOWSER] I'm open to love. 523 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:44,219 I forgive myself and others. 524 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,637 Mm. I... 525 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,140 [CLEARS THROAT] ...I forgive myself. And others. 526 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:53,562 I'm connected to others and myself. 527 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,898 I'm connected to others and myself. 528 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,650 I'm one with nature. 529 00:21:58,734 --> 00:21:59,734 [BOWSER] I am... 530 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,696 I'm one... Yolanda? 531 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,157 What's... uh...? Hey. 532 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,576 Why are you here? 533 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:10,037 I was trying to return your call and I got worried. 534 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,372 I thought you might have been tied up, naked and afraid. 535 00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:14,666 [MOANING] 536 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,001 I guess that comes later. 537 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:18,754 Look, uh... 538 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,857 - I'm sorry, I didn't hear my phone ring. - [MOANING] 539 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,841 I... I just called you with an update, that's all. 540 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,175 Oh, what's the update? 541 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,095 - Uh, I got Jocelyn's route. - Ah. 542 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,099 She's on her way from Chattanooga to Tallahassee. 543 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,057 [MICHELLE MOANS] 544 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,934 Her supervisor says sometimes she stops at the LaGrange Motel, 545 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:34,519 down the 85 South. 546 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:35,729 - All right. - Yeah. 547 00:22:35,812 --> 00:22:36,980 - Yeah. - Yeah. 548 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,649 So, later, me and the girls, we'll head out there 549 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,318 and, um... you know... 550 00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,570 Hey, you still got that CB radio in your RV? 551 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:44,738 I do. 552 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:45,821 - Yeah? - Mm-hm. 553 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,908 No! 554 00:22:47,991 --> 00:22:49,743 - [MICHELLE MOANS] - [BOWSER] Uh... 555 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,412 - Should I get it? - I guess it could crawl up here. 556 00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,331 [MICHELLE CONTINUES MOANING] 557 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,882 I had a nightmare that started like this once. 558 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,880 What are you doing here, Michelle? 559 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,383 What are any of us doing here... 560 00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:06,593 if you really think about it? 561 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,931 [SIGHS] I'm meeting producers for my new record. 562 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:11,848 Mm. 563 00:23:11,932 --> 00:23:16,144 It's a concept album about the path to radical self-care, 564 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,940 refilling the soul with self-love and self-acceptance. 565 00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,858 It sounds very selfish. 566 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:22,859 Oh. 567 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,404 Well, I wouldn't expect you to understand my process. 568 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,906 Also, something called out to me, 569 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:29,950 made me feel drawn here to Bowser. 570 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,368 Was it your pathological need 571 00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:33,453 to never let me have anything for myself? 572 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:34,913 Just spitballing. 573 00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:37,124 Bowser told me you saw the post. 574 00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:42,254 You two look... good together. 575 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:45,340 I mean, your energies are completely incompatible. 576 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:49,136 [CHUCKLES] Yeah, I suppose we'd have to have an ugly divorce 577 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:50,387 to be as close as y'all two. 578 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:54,599 Oh, sweetie, are you catching feelings for him... again? 579 00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:56,452 I know what you're up to, Michelle, 580 00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:57,811 and you can't ask him for a loan, 581 00:23:57,894 --> 00:23:59,038 - or a down payment on a car... - I'm not. 582 00:23:59,062 --> 00:24:00,105 ...or a place to stay. 583 00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:01,290 He is just getting back on his feet. 584 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,691 Don't worry so much. 585 00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:05,235 I pulled the Four of Wands for Bowser's next year. 586 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:09,281 Success, victory, joy, love. 587 00:24:09,364 --> 00:24:11,116 Maybe a romantic reunion. 588 00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:13,118 Oh, his aura is very bright... 589 00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:14,578 Por favor, Michèlle! 590 00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:16,037 His aura is shit! 591 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,664 He is still hung up on you 592 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:19,958 living paycheck-to-paycheck, barely hangin' on. 593 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:22,294 You run him around again, and he will be knocked flat. 594 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:23,377 [BOWSER] Wow. 595 00:24:26,548 --> 00:24:28,508 I didn't realize I was so delicate. 596 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,719 - Bowser. - No, no, no. 597 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,387 "Barely hanging on, huh?" 598 00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:35,324 Good to know that's how you see me. 599 00:24:35,348 --> 00:24:39,436 B, clearly Yolanda doesn't believe in your growth potential. 600 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:40,603 But I do. 601 00:24:40,854 --> 00:24:41,980 [YOLANDA] That's right. 602 00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:43,315 You believed in him so hard 603 00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:46,776 that you up and left as soon as shit got the tiniest bit tough, right? 604 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,737 Great. This is just great. 605 00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:52,449 I'm tired of seeing history repeat itself. 606 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,869 I am not going to pick up the pieces with you again. 607 00:24:58,288 --> 00:24:59,288 Noted. 608 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,086 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 609 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:07,797 [ANDERSON] Father, we commit this animal to you. 610 00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,925 We thank you for its life, 611 00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:12,219 for its sustenance. 612 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,722 And for time with family. 613 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,223 Amen. 614 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:18,558 - Amen. - Amen. 615 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,560 Did Dee-daw teach mom to shoot? 616 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,438 You know, I don't recall to be honest. 617 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,522 Well, he must've. 618 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:28,151 Where do you hunt in Savannah? 619 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,986 [CHUCKLING] I don't know, honey. 620 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:33,281 You never went hunting with her or Dee-daw? 621 00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:34,823 I did not. 622 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:37,661 No, she'd... she'd given that up by the time we met. 623 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,080 No, she hadn't. 624 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:42,225 You guys went shooting with Deacon. 625 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,000 Man, you're like a dog with a bone. 626 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:45,709 Wait. 627 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,296 Of course, you never went hunting with Dee-daw. 628 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,500 He died before you guys met. 629 00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:50,840 - Right. - Right. 630 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,219 I guess it makes sense 631 00:25:54,302 --> 00:25:56,680 that she doesn't like talking about Mee-maw or Dee-daw much. 632 00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:58,515 I wouldn't want to talk about it either 633 00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:01,560 if my parents died in a jet crash in the Rockies. 634 00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:02,727 That's exactly right. 635 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:07,148 It was the Appalachian Mountains, Dad. 636 00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:09,818 They crashed into the Appalachian Mountains. 637 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,280 I don't know where the plane crashed, Blair. 638 00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:14,823 The point is that it crashed! 639 00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:17,758 And they are dead and they are gone and that is sad, so be quiet! 640 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,287 Please, just be quiet! 641 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,456 Daggum, Deacon, get her going. 642 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,002 [FLESH RIPPING] 643 00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:28,878 [STERLING] He yelled at you? 644 00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,672 Yeah. And got sweaty. 645 00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:33,675 And his face turned red like a guava. 646 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:34,676 Guava's are pink. 647 00:26:34,759 --> 00:26:36,344 Fine, then his face got all pink. 648 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,179 But, like, a fiery, angry pink. 649 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:40,180 What did he say? 650 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,017 "Be quiet." 651 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,101 [GASPS] 652 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:45,061 Oh, that is awful. 653 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:46,145 I know. 654 00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:48,773 He is definitely hiding something. 655 00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,234 Something about Mom and Mee-maw and Dee-daw. 656 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,527 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 657 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,447 Hey, babe. I can't talk right now. 658 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:56,990 [MILES] Well, then why'd you answer? 659 00:26:57,490 --> 00:26:58,867 Because it would be rude not to. 660 00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:01,202 I miss you. You've been MIA all week. 661 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,704 Yeah. I know. I'm sorry. 662 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,497 I miss you, too. I've just been... 663 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,667 Well, I've been super, super busy 664 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,086 just, like, with school, and Chloe, 665 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:12,464 and polishing my lacrosse stick. 666 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:14,924 Okay. All right. Well, um... 667 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:16,926 I gotta go. I promise I'll call you tonight. 668 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,055 Are you okay? 669 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,598 Yeah, no vacancies. 670 00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:23,558 You know what I hate about Yolanda? 671 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,100 She's smug. 672 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:26,728 Which is a real feat, 673 00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:29,371 especially when everything is apparently going to shit. You know? 674 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:31,524 People change, things work out, 675 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,401 the sun rises and it's a new day. 676 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,320 Wow. 677 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:39,282 You are getting back together with old, dirty rag Michelle, aren't you? 678 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,492 No! 679 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,410 I don't know. Maybe? 680 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,079 [GROANS] Bowser! 681 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,915 Sterling, let's play top five reasons. 682 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:49,584 Bowser is going to end up dead in a ditch somewhere 683 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,187 with a Michelle sticking out of his arm. 684 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,046 I am not addicted, all right? 685 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:55,691 Um, do... do you really think that people change? 686 00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:57,068 Like, if someone likes you like a friend, 687 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:58,843 maybe tomorrow they'll change their mind? 688 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,221 Sure. You gotta trust that good things are coming. 689 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:03,223 Surrender to the universe. 690 00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:05,558 Excuse me, who are you talking about? 691 00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:07,435 Chase Colton? Huh? 692 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:09,020 Oh, no, no, no, no. 693 00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:11,272 No one in particular, just a hypothetical. 694 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:12,315 Advice. 695 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:13,983 - From Bowser? - Yeah. 696 00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:16,403 - Really? - He's right here. 697 00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:18,697 - Okay, thanks. - You should totally go for Chase. 698 00:28:19,155 --> 00:28:21,825 I used to think that he was really boring and bad at math, 699 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:25,328 but he changed his hair part really deep left 700 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:28,373 - and he looks so, so good. - Hm. 701 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,145 Is that them? Is that the Durbins? 702 00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:34,295 Hey hey... 703 00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:39,634 Wow, see? 704 00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:41,761 If you choose Michelle, 705 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,471 this is who you'll end up like, 706 00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:47,016 just a couple of junkies jonesing for their next fix. 707 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:49,018 Thank you, Dr. fucking Freud. 708 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:50,311 Is this a drug deal? 709 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,480 Is this, like... with drugs and stuff? 710 00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,208 - Is that what's happening right now? - Yeah. 711 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,752 - Come on. Let's go. - [STERLING SIGHS] 712 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,253 [COCKS GUN] 713 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:18,423 - [GROANS] - Last resort. 714 00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:19,758 There's a drug deal happening! 715 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:21,259 Last resort! Put it away now! 716 00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:24,304 All right. Stay behind me. 717 00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:25,430 This could get hairy. 718 00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:26,514 Don't you trust us? 719 00:29:26,973 --> 00:29:29,851 Yeah. Trust us like you trust the universe. 720 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:32,437 We're professionals and adults. 721 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,231 There is nothing behind that door that we cannot handle. 722 00:29:35,815 --> 00:29:37,358 - What the fuck? - Nobody move! 723 00:29:38,067 --> 00:29:39,861 - Eww. - They're naked! 724 00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:41,070 Get the fuck out of here! 725 00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:43,074 Yeah, we've got the room for the next 45 minutes. 726 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,573 Gary Durbin? 727 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:46,868 - No. Why is it purple? - Oh, god. 728 00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:48,161 [BOWSER] You're under arrest. 729 00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:49,621 I'm a bail enforcement officer. 730 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:52,665 - Move away from the human pyramid here. - [BLAIR] Sorry, guys. 731 00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,542 Okay. Don't everybody move! 732 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,669 - [BOTH SCREAM] - Cold! 733 00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:57,796 What the fuck? Get down! 734 00:29:58,421 --> 00:30:00,381 - [BLAIR] Are you okay? - [STERLING] Yeah! 735 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,465 Stupid bitches! 736 00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:04,719 - [SCREAMS] - Sterl! Watch out, Bowser! 737 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,597 - [GROANS] - Get out of here, Gary! 738 00:30:08,973 --> 00:30:09,973 Go! Go! Go! 739 00:30:12,977 --> 00:30:14,646 - He's naked! - And fast! 740 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:20,193 Watch out! 741 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:22,152 Whoa! 742 00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:24,364 - Ow! - Are you okay? 743 00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:27,033 [BOWSER] He's getting away! Sterl! Last resort! 744 00:30:27,116 --> 00:30:29,077 - Shoot him? - No! Shoot the lights! 745 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:35,958 [GASPS] 746 00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:39,420 [GROANS] 747 00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:43,383 Yeah! Yeah! 748 00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:44,884 Yeah, that's my girl. 749 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,262 [STERLING] Don't roll! 750 00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:48,888 Sir, your front stuff! 751 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,098 [GROANS] 752 00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:51,933 Um, sir? I'm going to cuff you now. 753 00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,226 Put your hands where we can... 754 00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:56,938 [SCREAMS] Okay, I'm gonna... I'm gonna cuff... I'm gonna cuff your feet. 755 00:30:58,606 --> 00:31:00,733 Are you kiddin' me, Gary? Amphetamines? 756 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,819 What did I tell you about what we share? 757 00:31:02,902 --> 00:31:04,342 Share if there's blood in your poop. 758 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,823 And share if you've committed a crime! 759 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:08,533 Did you ever sell to Edwards? 760 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:12,078 Because he is six months sober and I swear to God, Gary... 761 00:31:12,161 --> 00:31:13,413 I didn't sell to Edwards. 762 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,123 And I don't have blood in my poop. 763 00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:17,208 - It's black. - Your poop is black? 764 00:31:18,042 --> 00:31:20,003 Shit, Gary! That's blood! 765 00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:21,629 Okay, he could have eaten an Oreo. 766 00:31:22,297 --> 00:31:24,697 - We have to get him to a doctor. - Not on my watch, friends. 767 00:31:25,091 --> 00:31:26,251 Can you open the door for me? 768 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,861 - Okay. - Come on, black poop, let's go. 769 00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:30,597 [JOCELYN] He never listened to me. Anything I said. 770 00:31:33,641 --> 00:31:37,186 So... y'all three are in a relationship? 771 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:38,479 How can you tell? 772 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,523 How did that happen? 773 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,775 Did she approach you or...? 774 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:44,110 I met Tina at a bar. 775 00:31:44,193 --> 00:31:46,946 We talked about it and then we took it for a spin. 776 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:48,698 But what did you say? 777 00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:50,283 How did y'all broach the subject? 778 00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:51,886 - [SCOFFS] Well... - I've got this friend 779 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,411 and she doesn't know that I like her, 780 00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:55,455 and we're religious so I don't know what to say 781 00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:57,415 or if she's going to tell my parents, 782 00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,417 or my teachers, 783 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:02,045 or the pastor, who loves married people having sex 784 00:32:02,128 --> 00:32:05,924 but not non-married women having sex with other women. 785 00:32:06,007 --> 00:32:08,009 Not that I'm a lesbian. I like penises, too, right? 786 00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:09,427 That's your call, honey. 787 00:32:10,303 --> 00:32:11,303 Right. 788 00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:12,907 Listen, either way, I have to tell her soon 789 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:15,808 because if keep it inside any longer, I'm gonna die. 790 00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:18,852 Well, look. 791 00:32:19,812 --> 00:32:21,272 I think you should just start slow. 792 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:25,193 Throw out the bait, see if she bites, and go from there. 793 00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:27,421 You really think that'll work? 794 00:32:27,445 --> 00:32:29,781 My husband's going to jail with glass in his feet. 795 00:32:29,864 --> 00:32:30,990 I don't fucking know. 796 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,074 Language. 797 00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,368 [CLEARS THROAT] 798 00:32:34,702 --> 00:32:35,702 Thank you! 799 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,747 [BOWSER] Sterling! Let's go! 800 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:39,289 Yep. 801 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,294 Well, I think we'll get points for style and accuracy. 802 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,296 Your lamb looks like it's bleeding out. 803 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:47,298 - Is it too much? - No. 804 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:50,760 We make a really good team. 805 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:52,052 I guess so. 806 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:53,971 You're less... 807 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,432 blinky in your own home. 808 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,268 And you did what I told you to, which felt good. 809 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:01,478 I aim to please. 810 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:02,522 Noted. 811 00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:09,946 You know who's also a really good team? 812 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:11,739 Naomi and Ruth from the Bible. 813 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:13,241 I really like that story. 814 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:14,450 Yeah, me too, actually. 815 00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:15,534 Really? 816 00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:16,785 Yeah. 817 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,622 Two women left on their own who make the best of a bad situation, 818 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:21,791 securing their fortune without the help of a man? 819 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:26,045 I read that they were together. 820 00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,189 Yeah, of course they were together. 821 00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:28,399 Women couldn't travel alone back then. 822 00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:31,926 No, um... like, "together-together," 823 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:34,637 like, they cleaved or whatever. 824 00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:35,638 [CHUCKLES] 825 00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:38,891 What do you mean, "cleaved"? Like... "sex"? 826 00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:41,602 Yeah. It's the same Hebrew word, 827 00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:43,187 like Naomi cleaved to Ruth 828 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:45,648 like how Adam cleaved to Eve. 829 00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:50,069 [SCOFFS] That's a loose interpretation. 830 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:51,779 Well, what about Jonathan and David? 831 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:54,323 Jonathan grew "full" thinking about David. 832 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:55,616 "Full," like, erect. 833 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,036 Okay. What about the Apostle Paul? 834 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:01,581 Romans 1:26: "For this reason, God gave them up to degrading passions." 835 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:03,791 Their women exchanged natural intercourse 836 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,376 - "for unnatural..." - I hate Paul. 837 00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:08,087 The Apostle Paul? 838 00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:09,380 He's so annoying. 839 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:12,508 He also said that women should learn in silence. 840 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:15,553 Like, "You smile and shush, Paul." 841 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:18,765 Why should the Bible be a rule book for sex, anyway? 842 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:20,099 It's 2000 years old. 843 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:22,602 It contradicts itself in, like, a bajillion different places. 844 00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:26,355 Its big points are "love thy neighbor" and "protect the poor," 845 00:34:26,439 --> 00:34:29,150 but all anybody can ever talk about is sex and purity, 846 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:32,111 and one man and one woman, r... right? 847 00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:36,991 I'm sorry... what are you saying? 848 00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:42,330 Um... Just that Naomi and Ruth kick butt, that's all. 849 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:46,625 Okay. 850 00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:50,671 All right. 851 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,115 Get you some drink there, greenie. 852 00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:54,884 - Yeah. - [KNOCKING] 853 00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:56,676 Hey. 854 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,096 Here's your check. 855 00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,263 Oh. 856 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:00,347 Thank you. 857 00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:01,808 Hey, look, um... 858 00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:06,062 I know you think you know what me and Michelle got. 859 00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:09,398 And I'll admit, there is a pattern. 860 00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:11,858 But you're not in it. 861 00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:14,320 So you don't know what it could be. 862 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:16,823 And I have changed. I don't care what you think. 863 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:20,076 And if I've changed, change is possible. 864 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,370 Actually... 865 00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:26,332 I should apologize. 866 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:28,501 It really is none of my business 867 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:31,170 and I shouldn't have said any of that, 868 00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:32,880 not to the girls and not to you. 869 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:34,881 I'm sorry. 870 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,761 I don't know that many people here in Atlanta. 871 00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:40,387 Truth is... 872 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:42,974 you're one of my best friends. 873 00:35:44,016 --> 00:35:45,768 I don't want to see you get hurt... 874 00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:49,480 or say you're one with nature. 875 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,440 [SNICKERS] 876 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,402 But it's your life, Bowser. 877 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:56,863 You know what's best for you. 878 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:08,791 Congrats on the skip. 879 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,943 [BLAIR] Are we here at the wrong time? 880 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:18,050 No, I'm re-reading it. 881 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:20,678 It says, "8:00 p.m. family meeting," in her text, 882 00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:22,054 and it's 7:59. 883 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:24,140 She's always two minutes early. 884 00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,184 [GROANS] 885 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,267 I feel sick. 886 00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:28,978 Dad knew I was so suspicious. 887 00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,438 There's no way he didn't tell her. 888 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:33,561 Well, maybe it's not about the gun or the storage unit or anything, you know? 889 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,569 Maybe... Maybe Chloe's got a new walk schedule or something. 890 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:38,946 No, I want it to be about that stuff. 891 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,008 If they don't talk about it, I'm going to confront them. 892 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,033 Confront who? 893 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,827 Um, Ezekiel and Hannah B. They mimicked me. 894 00:36:45,411 --> 00:36:46,245 Oh. 895 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:49,457 We have some questions for the two of you, actually. 896 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,626 That's what we'd like to talk to you about. 897 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,962 [ANDERSON] Blair seemed curious on the trip. 898 00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:56,296 And... 899 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,758 I sometimes forget... 900 00:37:00,092 --> 00:37:01,385 parts of your mother's life. 901 00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:05,431 And then we realized that we haven't really shared... 902 00:37:05,514 --> 00:37:06,849 - Mm. - ...much with you. 903 00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:08,935 No, and that is mostly my fault. 904 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,813 Y'all know that I've had a difficult time talking about Mee-maw and Dee-daw, 905 00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,565 but I never really explained why. 906 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,319 Well, um... before they left for the airport, 907 00:37:19,403 --> 00:37:20,947 the three of us got into a big fight. 908 00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:24,242 I'd snuck out of the house to go to a party 909 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:27,787 and, um... well, they found out and confronted me 910 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:30,331 and... I disrespected them. 911 00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:33,167 I said some awful things. 912 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,585 What things? 913 00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:36,044 Well... 914 00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:38,881 girls, I, uh... 915 00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:45,805 I told them that... I hated them. 916 00:37:47,056 --> 00:37:48,432 You should've seen Dee-daw's face. 917 00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:51,936 I told him they were... pathetic 918 00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:53,771 and old and out of touch, you know. 919 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,942 Anyway, they left to go fly to New York. 920 00:37:58,025 --> 00:37:59,670 I refused to say goodbye and that was that, 921 00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:00,736 I never saw them again. 922 00:38:02,196 --> 00:38:03,489 So, I don't talk much... 923 00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:06,951 about Savannah or my life there. 924 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:09,370 Or huntin' with Dee-daw... 925 00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:11,706 because I just can't. 926 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,040 But... 927 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,377 [SIGHS] 928 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,421 Girls, I need you to know that I love you. 929 00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:20,339 Oh, I love you so much and... 930 00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:23,509 I do want you to know me. 931 00:38:25,511 --> 00:38:26,511 So, um... 932 00:38:26,887 --> 00:38:28,014 Here. [CHUCKLES] 933 00:38:32,268 --> 00:38:33,769 - [EXHALES DEEPLY] - Oh! 934 00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:39,817 Oh, Mom, your little baby rollers! 935 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,193 That was mama's first perm. 936 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:42,403 [CHUCKLES] 937 00:38:45,114 --> 00:38:46,449 [DEBBIE] That was by our house. 938 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,219 We used to walk down to the candy store 939 00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:51,120 and make ourselves just sick on Lemonheads. 940 00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:54,248 Something wrong, honey? 941 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:57,501 No, I... I... 942 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:00,254 I thought that maybe... 943 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,552 I don't know what I thought, actually. 944 00:39:07,636 --> 00:39:08,554 Can I keep this? 945 00:39:08,637 --> 00:39:10,639 Yeah. It's yours. This is all yours now. 946 00:39:11,932 --> 00:39:13,225 I'm gonna go to bed now. 947 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:23,818 Oh. 948 00:39:25,613 --> 00:39:27,198 Hey, Blairsy. 949 00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:28,573 Yeah. 950 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:29,950 [SIGHS] 951 00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:34,205 I... I know you might have been expecting something more exciting, but... 952 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:35,705 I wasn't. 953 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,040 It's okay. 954 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:39,460 Questioning stuff is important. 955 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,463 I don't want you to lose that. 956 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:45,048 Never. 957 00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:46,966 You hear me? 958 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,052 Sure. 959 00:39:49,595 --> 00:39:50,595 Look... 960 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,848 You know, I had a really good time hunting with you. 961 00:39:58,854 --> 00:40:00,174 We should do that again sometime. 962 00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:03,316 Yeah. 963 00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:05,318 Yeah. 964 00:40:06,612 --> 00:40:07,612 Goodnight. 965 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,288 [MOUTHING] 966 00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:21,919 [DOOR OPENS] 967 00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:23,754 [DOOR CLOSES] 968 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:25,798 [SLOW, JAZZY MUSIC PLAYING] 969 00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:27,925 Hey. What's this? 970 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:30,177 Ooh, a celebration. [CHUCKLES] 971 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,261 Oh? 972 00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:32,763 So I met with that producer. 973 00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:34,974 Oh, yeah? 974 00:40:35,057 --> 00:40:38,644 Baby, I didn't realize how expensive it is to produce an album. 975 00:40:38,727 --> 00:40:40,020 - Oh. - Mm-hm. 976 00:40:40,104 --> 00:40:42,982 He asked if we can go digital on the trumpets. 977 00:40:43,065 --> 00:40:45,818 [FLUTTERS LIPS] I was, like, "No, of course not. 978 00:40:45,901 --> 00:40:47,581 I don't want to be laughed off the radio." 979 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:51,157 So that'll be another 2,000, 3,000. 980 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,950 - Is that right? - Mm-hm. 981 00:40:53,033 --> 00:40:57,121 But then he played my demo over the phone for this financier 982 00:40:57,913 --> 00:41:00,124 and he wants to finance the whole album! 983 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:02,460 All 23 tracks! 984 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,170 - Really? - Mm-hm. 985 00:41:04,753 --> 00:41:07,298 We start laying them down on Monday. 986 00:41:07,381 --> 00:41:08,424 [CHUCKLES] 987 00:41:09,049 --> 00:41:10,593 - Mmm. - Wow. 988 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:14,054 Hey. What happened to all your stuff? 989 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,680 Oh, well... 990 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:17,683 I found a place. 991 00:41:18,225 --> 00:41:20,561 It's just a little apartment over a hookah bar, 992 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:26,775 but... I was thinking that if we're gonna have a real shot, 993 00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:30,279 we should start slow and switch things up a bit. 994 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:32,823 - [EXHALES DEEPLY] - What do you say? 995 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:33,991 Does that sound good? 996 00:41:35,451 --> 00:41:36,952 - Mm. - Wait, wait. 997 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,078 Um... 998 00:41:39,246 --> 00:41:40,246 You've changed, right? 999 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:46,212 I mean, we were fiending for each other pretty... pretty bad back then, and... 1000 00:41:47,796 --> 00:41:48,923 we're different now. 1001 00:41:49,381 --> 00:41:50,424 - Change? - Yeah. 1002 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,218 You're telling me to change? 1003 00:41:52,301 --> 00:41:54,136 [CHUCKLES] I don't need to change. 1004 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:55,620 You're the one that stopped trying. 1005 00:42:00,142 --> 00:42:01,142 [SETS GLASS DOWN] 1006 00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:04,146 - Okay. - Mm. 1007 00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:07,055 Well, I think now it's time for me to try something new. 1008 00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:08,692 [CHUCKLES] 1009 00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:10,027 - Something new? - Yeah. 1010 00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:11,862 Or something gently used? 1011 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:16,450 Come on, B. She doesn't get you like I get you. 1012 00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:18,536 She doesn't see the whole man, 1013 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:21,497 with all your good parts, your faults, 1014 00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:23,332 your nooks and crannies. 1015 00:42:23,415 --> 00:42:25,793 Well, you know what? I'm older now. 1016 00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:28,963 My nooks? They shifted. 1017 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,218 [CHUCKLES] 1018 00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:37,263 You will regret this. 1019 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:40,266 Well, as the old saying goes, 1020 00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:42,141 "Bye." 1021 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,813 [CLICKING] 1022 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:57,741 [CLICKING PEN] 1023 00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:01,369 Luke and Lorna... 1024 00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:03,330 Noah's Ark. 1025 00:43:04,915 --> 00:43:05,749 B plus. 1026 00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:07,209 [SIGHS] 1027 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:09,336 Those animals were very, uh... 1028 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:11,422 [CLEARS THROAT]... specific. 1029 00:43:12,798 --> 00:43:14,758 Ezequiel and Hannah B... 1030 00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:16,926 C minus. 1031 00:43:17,219 --> 00:43:19,638 - What, why? - Because it's cardboard, you slackers. 1032 00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:21,307 Thick cardboard. 1033 00:43:22,516 --> 00:43:23,892 Sterling and April... 1034 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:26,687 Solomon's Temple. 1035 00:43:29,064 --> 00:43:32,818 A-plus-plus-double-plus. 1036 00:43:32,901 --> 00:43:34,653 One hundred and ten percent. 1037 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:36,322 - [SQUEALS] - We get extra points? 1038 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:37,865 No. Those are figures of speech, 1039 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:40,326 but you do have ten more ticks of my love, if that matters. 1040 00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:41,410 I hope it does. 1041 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:42,493 Oh, April. 1042 00:43:42,911 --> 00:43:43,912 [WHISPERING] You did it. 1043 00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:45,372 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 1044 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:48,542 Okay, okay, now the rest of the presentations will be tomorrow 1045 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,210 - and the bar has been set. - [GIGGLES] 1046 00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:53,047 "It is as high as the heavens are from the earth." 1047 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:54,965 Name that verse. Name that verse. 1048 00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:56,967 - [BOY] It's in the Bible. - In the Bible. Yes. 1049 00:43:57,384 --> 00:43:58,384 I forgive you. 1050 00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:01,305 For what? I'm not sorry. 1051 00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:07,477 Great temple. 1052 00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:08,896 - Great ark. - Uh... 1053 00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:10,439 The giraffes were her idea. 1054 00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:12,149 I would never do that to their necks. 1055 00:44:13,567 --> 00:44:15,007 You can go out with her if you want. 1056 00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:17,111 No. 1057 00:44:17,821 --> 00:44:19,239 I only love you, Sterling. 1058 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:20,323 [ELLEN] Y'all. Y'all. 1059 00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:21,575 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 1060 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:22,701 Sterling? Sterling? 1061 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:26,288 Could y'all just move this masterpiece in here for me? 1062 00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:28,590 I don't want to hurt anybody else's feelings, 1063 00:44:28,624 --> 00:44:29,726 but the rest is kind of garbage. 1064 00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:32,294 This is like the Ark of the Covenant. 1065 00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:34,672 I'm going to use it as the centerpiece 1066 00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:37,466 for my mid-semester open house. 1067 00:44:37,966 --> 00:44:39,510 [WHISPERING] Okay, put it right there. 1068 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:42,054 [GROANS] I gotta tee-tee something fierce. 1069 00:44:42,137 --> 00:44:44,056 - [GIGGLES] - Here, will you lock up for me? 1070 00:44:44,139 --> 00:44:45,140 Okay. 1071 00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:46,725 Good job today. 1072 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:48,644 Good job. See, you did it. 1073 00:44:48,727 --> 00:44:51,939 What a team, right? I love you girls. Ooh. 1074 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,984 [GIGGLES] 1075 00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:58,195 An A-plus. 1076 00:44:58,278 --> 00:45:00,489 Well, it was all you. You're a really good leader. 1077 00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:01,949 [SCOFFS] No, you were right. 1078 00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,867 As is Ellen, shockingly. 1079 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:06,161 We make a pretty good team. 1080 00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:07,870 Yes, we do. 1081 00:45:11,834 --> 00:45:13,961 You know, my dad used to call my family a team. 1082 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:18,465 And I worked so hard to be the very best version of myself 1083 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:21,009 because Team Stevens wins. 1084 00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:23,094 No matter what. 1085 00:45:24,221 --> 00:45:26,265 Team Stevens is perfect. 1086 00:45:28,642 --> 00:45:29,810 Except that it's not 1087 00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:32,438 because the team captain... 1088 00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:35,064 beats women... 1089 00:45:35,941 --> 00:45:37,276 and breaks the law, 1090 00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:40,070 and makes my mom mortgage the lake house 1091 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:41,363 for stupid... 1092 00:45:42,364 --> 00:45:44,199 fucking legal fees. 1093 00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:46,702 Well, that's bullshit. 1094 00:45:47,202 --> 00:45:48,912 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1095 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:55,085 I think the worst part of it is I thought we were close. 1096 00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:57,713 But he... 1097 00:45:59,339 --> 00:46:00,549 lied to me. 1098 00:46:01,091 --> 00:46:03,051 And if he can lie, anyone can. 1099 00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:06,305 Why can't people just tell the truth? 1100 00:46:06,388 --> 00:46:07,639 Is that so hard? 1101 00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:10,433 [OBJECT CLATTERS] 1102 00:46:10,476 --> 00:46:11,477 [STERLING SHUDDERS] 1103 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,687 I'm... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. 1104 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:14,771 I'm sorry. 1105 00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:17,648 I'm sor... 1106 00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:23,322 [SHUDDERING] 1107 00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:29,453 ["HIT IT HARD" PLAYING] 1108 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,288 ♪ Uh ♪ 1109 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:34,124 ♪ Like this ♪ 1110 00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:36,668 ♪ Wanna get you home, wanna make ya moan ♪ 1111 00:46:37,836 --> 00:46:39,505 ♪ Wanna get you in my pleasure dome ♪ 1112 00:46:41,006 --> 00:46:42,800 ♪ Wanna make you hot Get your pistol cocked ♪ 1113 00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:46,011 ♪ Gonna get ya if you're ready or not ♪ 1114 00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:49,240 - ♪Let's hit it hard ♪ - ♪Let's hit it hard ♪ 1115 00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:51,284 - ♪ Now you're in charge ♪ - ♪ Now you're in charge ♪ 1116 00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:54,329 - ♪ You wanna roll, then take control ♪ - ♪ You wanna roll, then take control ♪ 1117 00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:57,064 - ♪ You wanna go, then let me know ♪ - ♪ Let's go, let me know ♪ 1118 00:46:57,147 --> 00:46:58,690 - ♪ You want it bad ♪ - ♪ How bad? ♪ 1119 00:46:58,774 --> 00:47:00,854 - ♪ You never had it so ♪ - ♪ You never had it so ♪ 1120 00:47:00,901 --> 00:47:02,444 - ♪ Get up on the floor ♪ - ♪ Uh ♪ 1121 00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:03,968 - ♪ Show me what it's for ♪ - ♪ Uh ♪ 1122 00:47:04,029 --> 00:47:05,572 ♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪ 1123 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:07,157 ♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪ 1124 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:08,700 - ♪ Get up on the floor ♪ - ♪ Uh ♪ 1125 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:10,244 - ♪ Show me what it's for ♪ - ♪ Uh ♪ 1126 00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:11,870 ♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪ 1127 00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,705 ♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪ 1128 00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:16,792 ♪ Wanna hear ya hum my ding a ling ♪ 1129 00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:20,128 ♪ Gonna help ya stick but not cling ♪ 1130 00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:23,215 ♪ Lets break on out of this Sing Sing ♪ 1131 00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:26,343 ♪ Do me a favor and hold that thing ♪ 1132 00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:29,471 ♪ Some people think I'm conduit ♪ 1133 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,474 ♪ Wondering if I'm getting it ♪ 1134 00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:35,853 ♪ Well now ya know I don't have to prove it ♪ 1135 00:47:37,187 --> 00:47:39,147 ♪ Stay a while and I'll get to move it ♪ 1136 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:42,067 ♪ I wanna feel your lust ♪ 1137 00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,112 ♪ I know I'm gonna bust ♪ 1138 00:47:46,321 --> 00:47:48,240 ♪ It's a must must must ♪ 1139 00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:51,052 ♪ Tell the others, eat your dust ♪ 1140 00:47:51,076 --> 00:47:52,846 - ♪ Let's hit it hard ♪ - ♪ Let's hit it hard ♪ 1141 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:56,099 - ♪ Now you're in charge, you wanna roll ♪ - ♪ Now you're in charge, you wanna roll ♪ 1142 00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:58,810 - ♪ Then take control, you wanna go ♪ - ♪ Then take control, let's go ♪ 1143 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,436 - ♪ Then let me know ♪ - ♪ Let's me know ♪ 1144 00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:01,962 - ♪ You want it bad ♪ - ♪ How bad? ♪ 1145 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:04,023 - ♪ You never had it so ♪ - ♪You never had it so ♪ 1146 00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,632 - ♪ Get up on the floor ♪ - ♪Uh ♪ 1147 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,193 - ♪ Show me what it's for ♪ - ♪ Uh ♪ 1148 00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:08,719 ♪ Wanna score, por favor ♪ 1149 00:48:08,802 --> 00:48:10,262 ♪ Come on rock it hardcore ♪ 1150 00:48:10,345 --> 00:48:11,847 ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ 1151 00:48:11,930 --> 00:48:13,432 ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ 1152 00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:15,017 ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ 1153 00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:16,602 ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ 1154 00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:18,186 ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ 1155 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:19,771 ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ 1156 00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:21,398 ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ 1157 00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:22,941 ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪ 1158 00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:24,735 ♪ Come on come on come on ♪ 1159 00:48:24,818 --> 00:48:26,194 ♪ Rock it hardcore ♪