1 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:10,552 [PERSON SNORING] 2 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:16,433 [GASPS] We fell asleep! We fell asleep! 3 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:17,767 You were supposed to leave! 4 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,770 [MUFFLED] I couldn't let you sleep out here alone. 5 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:22,647 - What? - Mm. 6 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,776 I couldn't let you sleep out here alone. 7 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:27,860 Oh. 8 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:30,864 But seriously, if my mom sees you she'll explode. 9 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:32,532 Your mom loves me. 10 00:00:32,782 --> 00:00:35,952 Yeah, but if she knows that we used our family tent as a marital bed, 11 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,036 she might reconsider. 12 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:40,915 And if she knew... then she'd tell my mom. 13 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:42,083 Yeah. 14 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:45,170 Sterling, I have to go. 15 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:46,503 - I have to go. - Yeah. 16 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:49,859 Don't forget your mouth guard. 17 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:50,967 Oh. 18 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,177 - And your phone. - Oh. 19 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:53,428 And don't forget your hat. 20 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:54,637 And your guitar. 21 00:00:55,805 --> 00:00:57,223 - I love you. - I love you, too. 22 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,522 [THEME MUSIC] 23 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:07,150 [VOCALIZING] 24 00:01:25,293 --> 00:01:26,961 - Good morning. - Hi, Sterl. 25 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,756 Oh, I'm sorry, do I know you? You look like my drunk daughter. 26 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:31,633 Mom, please let me back inside. 27 00:01:31,716 --> 00:01:33,301 It was one stupid night, okay. 28 00:01:33,384 --> 00:01:34,761 People have stupid nights. 29 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:36,930 "People" are not my daughter, Sterling Wesley. 30 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:39,853 You have my name and you thought nothing of dragging it through the mud. 31 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,102 Every member of my book club 32 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,603 has called to check on you. 33 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:46,648 Oh, God, Book Club tomorrow is gonna be hell, pardon my French. 34 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:48,793 You have friends that follow your teenage daughter on Instagram? 35 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,485 I'd be more concerned about that. 36 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:53,613 But of course, you know best. 37 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:55,532 - Mom... - Mm-hm. 38 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,617 You're right, I should have been more responsible. 39 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:58,576 I'm really sorry. 40 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,037 An apology is not going to fix it, Sterling. 41 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:06,126 Just like you thought an apology would cut it with your father's truck. 42 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:08,753 But Blair did that, too! And we're halfway to paying you back. 43 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,923 Uh, Mom, I've learned my lesson, please trust me. 44 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:13,800 Your father and I will determine 45 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:15,611 when you have truly learned the error of your ways. 46 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,846 Dad's off hunting. How's he gonna see that I've learned? 47 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:19,949 I don't know, dear. How are you going to convince your mother 48 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,225 and everyone she's ever known that you did not grow up 49 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,227 on the set of a Spring Break video, hm? 50 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:26,229 [STERLING SIGHS] 51 00:02:28,606 --> 00:02:29,606 Mom. 52 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,316 Um... 53 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:32,943 Did you hear that? 54 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,784 You're so different from any girl I've dated. 55 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:41,660 All... All two of 'em. 56 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:43,246 How so? 57 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,582 And I'm gonna need those names and Instagram handles. 58 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,880 Ever since I first saw you at the Country Club, 59 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:50,795 you just put out this crazy confidence. 60 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:52,380 You're super down-to-earth, 61 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,257 just comfortable with who you are. 62 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,968 It's mad sexy. 63 00:02:57,051 --> 00:02:58,094 [CHUCKLES] 64 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,972 You're mad sexy. 65 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,018 [SIGHS] I miss you. 66 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:08,229 Living 22 minutes away is basically like living in another state. 67 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,439 Oh, for real, though! 68 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,232 It's like some Romeo and Juliet type shit. 69 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:12,483 [CHUCKLES] 70 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,152 Okay, baby, I gotta go to work. 71 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,486 All right, baby. Text me. 72 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:16,988 Okay, bye. 73 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:18,072 [CELL PHONE CLICKS OFF] 74 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,169 Knock knock, vagrant sister. 75 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,505 Did you bring my deodorant? 76 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:37,300 Oh, yeah. You were almost out and I was almost out, 77 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:38,676 so I smushed the two together. 78 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,220 Powder Fresh meets Spring Breeze. 79 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:41,803 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 80 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,016 [CHUCKLES] 81 00:03:45,099 --> 00:03:46,726 Is Miles texting you dog memes again? 82 00:03:46,809 --> 00:03:47,809 Yeah. 83 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:49,854 Life is funny, Sterl. 84 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,981 You know, one day you're a single woman 85 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,359 fueled by the lyrics of old Tori Amos songs, 86 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:57,320 and the next, you're a part of someone. 87 00:03:58,321 --> 00:03:59,656 I'm not an island anymore. 88 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,115 I'm a pair of islands. 89 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,076 So, you're an archipelago? 90 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:05,536 Seriously, dude, if I may gush for a second... 91 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:06,871 Miles gets me. 92 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,395 That's what you said about Jennings. 93 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,250 Yeah, but I was a different person back then, 94 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:11,936 - young and naive... - That was two weeks ago. 95 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,795 Miles gets me way more. 96 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:16,422 I should have known to look at guys from other schools. 97 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,675 He's almost more of an outsider than I am. 98 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,343 He likes super weird music, 99 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:22,637 he DJs, he goes to public school. 100 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,931 So, he's an outsider because he goes to public school? 101 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,224 To me, yes. 102 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:28,726 Plus, Miles is, like, the salt of the earth. 103 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:30,478 Earning the money for his car. 104 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:32,397 You know, nothing has been handed to him. 105 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,982 His mom works two jobs. 106 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:35,858 I work two jobs and I live in a tent! 107 00:04:35,942 --> 00:04:37,443 [GROANS] I can't live like this! 108 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:38,587 How am I gonna convince Mom 109 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:40,491 that I'm worthy of living under the Wesley roof? 110 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:43,366 Sounds like white people problems. 111 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:45,368 We're white. And it actually doesn't. 112 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:48,121 Yeah, but like, compared to what Miles goes through... 113 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,747 We're not talking about Miles! 114 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:52,750 Sterling, I'm in a partnership now. 115 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:54,946 We're always talking about Miles. 116 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:57,755 Wanna see this dog meme that Miles sent me? 117 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,009 - [GASPS] - Big boy energy. 118 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:03,153 - Ooh, look at him, he's so fluffy! - Who's a good boy? 119 00:05:03,177 --> 00:05:04,721 Johnny Cornwall skipped again. 120 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:06,472 - Here's his file. - Absolutely not. 121 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:07,724 [BLAIR] What's his deal? 122 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:09,016 Public masturbator. 123 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:11,269 Eww. Save that for the bathtub. 124 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,354 Or the car, if traffic's really bad. 125 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,398 Sick! You do that in the car? 126 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:17,108 Um, my body is a temple. 127 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:18,860 And the car is a temple on wheels. 128 00:05:18,943 --> 00:05:20,778 So, you're a temple in a moving temple? 129 00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:21,946 Don't shame me. 130 00:05:23,406 --> 00:05:25,575 You're turning down all my damn skips today. 131 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:27,160 Are you forgetting I'm your boss? 132 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:29,163 I'm the head chef. You're the little waiter dude. 133 00:05:29,203 --> 00:05:30,955 You can't decide what food to dish out. 134 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,041 Yolanda, these skips are bullshit. 135 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,644 I got a feeling you're giving Terrance the Clown all the good jobs. 136 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:38,268 I don't care about your feelings. I care about recouping my money. 137 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,340 - Terrance delivers. - Oh, please... [SCOFFS] 138 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:41,674 Anything else? 139 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:42,758 I've got a big one, 140 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:45,000 but I'm not sure if Eeyore here is up for the challenge. 141 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,305 And I'm out a shit ton for her. 142 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:48,806 Kendra Saint John. 143 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:51,517 Fancy. Sounds like a countess! 144 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,144 Good day, Countess Saint John. 145 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,521 So, this chick's a scammer. 146 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,274 She throws jewelry parties and claims it's high-end product, 147 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,318 but it's actually just tin spray painted in gold. 148 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:04,030 By the time the victims figure it out, she skips town, changes her name, 149 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,656 does it all over again. 150 00:06:05,948 --> 00:06:07,408 Her focus is niche groups. 151 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,994 Her last venture, "F Everything," was targeted at anarchists. 152 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,497 Anarchists buying matching bracelets? Uh-uh. 153 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:15,300 The product was a chain that connects nose ring to belt to nose ring. 154 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,685 But what if you stand up really fast and then you pull your nose? 155 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:19,921 [STERLING AND BLAIR GROAN] 156 00:06:20,004 --> 00:06:21,297 No wonder they're so angry. 157 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,758 Currently, she's running a Christian-based scam. 158 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,510 The company's called Jewels of the Magi. 159 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,428 Using the Lord like that! 160 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:28,805 Yeah, that feels rude. 161 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,348 Like, biblically rude. 162 00:06:30,431 --> 00:06:32,558 Okay, any intel on places she frequents? 163 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:33,952 The local precinct might have some 164 00:06:33,976 --> 00:06:35,895 if you'd get over yourself and go down there. 165 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:37,882 You trying to play games with me? 166 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,023 I don't play games. 167 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:40,942 And if I was playing games, I'd win. 168 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:42,652 I'm in better shape and I cheat. 169 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:43,986 Uh... 170 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,781 Stop fighting, Mom and Dad. I don't wanna work with the cops. 171 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:49,426 - Okay? Their squeaky pants scare me. - [BOWSER] Well, don't worry. 172 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,536 We don't work with cops. Ever. 173 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:52,662 Mm. 174 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,205 Company policy. 175 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:57,792 Wow, I just realized, in this very moment, 176 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:59,186 that old people are super dramatic. 177 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,050 - Who are you calling old? - I am not dramatic! 178 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,549 Okay, so, what's the plan here? 179 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:07,069 Should we tell her that we're throwing one of her little party thingies 180 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:08,533 and give her the Yogurtopia address? 181 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:10,054 - Good idea! - [YOLANDA] Hell, no! 182 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,890 No way she's gonna buy that some rich white ladies live around here. 183 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,225 You need a home address 184 00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:15,893 in a one percent kind of neighborhood. 185 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,152 [WOMEN CHATTERING] 186 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,363 I hope you have more than just that one little bottle. 187 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,448 [CHUCKLES] 188 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,241 Yes, not to worry, Charlotte. 189 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:33,035 - We are overflowing with wine. - Mm. 190 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:34,871 You know... and crab puffs. 191 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,289 You should eat something. 192 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,249 Lynn! Oh. 193 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:39,459 How are you? 194 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,253 Great! Your house looks fantastic. 195 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:44,422 That new wallpaper is to die for. 196 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:46,299 - I love it! - Oh, wow! Thank you. 197 00:07:46,382 --> 00:07:48,801 Yeah, it just felt like time for a refresh. 198 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:49,885 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 199 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,096 - That stupid book. - Oh. 200 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,420 I stopped when the neighbor found the clue in the vacuum. 201 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,185 I couldn't finish it either. 202 00:07:57,768 --> 00:07:59,061 I'm so glad to be here. 203 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:01,355 Vernon left for his hunting trip today. 204 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:02,565 Oh. 205 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,734 You know Anderson is out on the lease, too. 206 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:06,497 What is it with these boys and their guns? 207 00:08:06,569 --> 00:08:09,030 I don't know, but maybe with all of them out in the wild, 208 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:11,073 they'll shoot each other and save us the misery. 209 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:18,372 Right, excuse me. 210 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:21,042 Sterling, honey, what's going on? 211 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:23,395 I thought you were refreshing sparkling waters 212 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:25,898 and Blair was doing the hors d'oeuvres. Please do not confuse the duties. 213 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,233 I finished refreshing the waters, so I just grabbed the puffs. 214 00:08:28,257 --> 00:08:29,467 Just taking initiative, Mommy. 215 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:31,177 And I can help pour wine, too. 216 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,554 Lord, no, them seeing you cozied up with a bottle? 217 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:35,181 Honey, that is the last thing we need. 218 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,266 I'll handle the wine. [CLEARS THROAT] 219 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:42,812 Mom's happy. 220 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:43,939 She's happy. 221 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:45,983 Do you think she's happy? 222 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:49,487 [GROANS] Mrs. Burton told her that the guest towels were beautifully crisp. 223 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:51,781 - [SIGHS] - She'll be high on that till Christmas. 224 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:52,865 Yeah. Okay. 225 00:08:53,824 --> 00:08:54,825 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 226 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:03,667 [MILES] Surprise! 227 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,337 [GASPS] Babe! What are you doing here? 228 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,130 - Oh. - [GIGGLES] 229 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,934 You know how we never get to see each other? 230 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:11,217 - Mm-hm. - I'm fixing that. 231 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,718 Oh, I'm so happy! 232 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,388 Seeing you on a Sunday afternoon, what a luxury! 233 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:18,516 But... [GROANS] damn it, I can't really hang right now. 234 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:20,244 I'm kinda helping my mom with her book club. 235 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,978 No, I know. I'm the valet. 236 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,312 You're what now? 237 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:24,998 I overheard your mom talking about it at the club, 238 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:26,399 and I offered my services. 239 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:29,193 So, now I get to see my girl and make some bread. 240 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:31,946 - Wow. - [CHUCKLES] 241 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:33,656 Shocking update... 242 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:35,950 Miles is here. 243 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,743 What do you mean here? Like here, here? 244 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:39,453 No, like the here that means over there. 245 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,205 - Yes! Here! At our house! - Why? 246 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,374 Mom hired him as a valet. 247 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:45,710 What if he wants a tour? 248 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:47,795 Um... 249 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:50,715 I need to go stage my room like I wasn't 12 in the last five years. 250 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:52,398 I definitely need to hide my BTS poster. 251 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:54,236 - Are you worried... - I cannot burn that poster, Sterling, 252 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,737 you know it has emotional resonance for me. 253 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:57,114 - No, I mean that... - Okay, you know what? 254 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,181 Fine, I will burn it, but I'm furious about this! 255 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,474 No, don't burn anything. 256 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:02,767 You're right. 257 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:05,104 [CHUCKLES] What am I doing? 258 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:07,898 Everything is fine. It's great to have him here. 259 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,109 Who cares if he knows that I love J-Hope the most... 260 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:11,360 with Suga a close second? 261 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:13,237 He likes me for me. 262 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:16,657 But, you're fine that he's here as a valet... the help... 263 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,075 at your mother's hen party? 264 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,452 - Oh, shit. - Yeah. 265 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:22,580 This is the first time that he's here at your house 266 00:10:22,663 --> 00:10:24,290 and you're already on unequal footing. 267 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:26,584 It's not like Mom knew about us before she hired him. 268 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,521 I'm still trying to work up the courage to tell her that we're going out on dates. 269 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,505 Why? Because he's black? 270 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:32,590 Because he's Catholic. 271 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:34,425 Oh, right. Well, whatever. 272 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:37,011 He's here now at your rich, portrait-addled mansion, 273 00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,596 and we're bounty hunting. 274 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:41,182 He says that he likes me because I'm down to earth. 275 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:44,644 This is, like, the least down to earth thing in the entire world. 276 00:10:44,727 --> 00:10:46,771 - It's basically Pluto. - You need to fix this. 277 00:10:47,271 --> 00:10:49,523 [SCOFFS] It's cool. I'm cool. 278 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,192 - [CELL PHONE RINGS] - Look at me be... 279 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,275 It's Bowser. 280 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:53,690 - Hello? - [BOWSER] Girls... 281 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:56,364 I think I just saw her pull in but I couldn't positively ID her. 282 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:57,823 Run out and check. 283 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,577 If it's her, make up an excuse and get her down the driveway. 284 00:11:01,952 --> 00:11:02,952 I'll do the rest. 285 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,205 Wait, hold up. 286 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:21,722 Oh, stand down, stand down. It's a dude. 287 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:23,492 - What do you mean, it... - [DISCONNECT TONE] 288 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,516 Hello? 289 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,310 Don't hang up on me, you... 290 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,938 Welcome to our little gathering! And you would be? 291 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,273 I'm John Slack with Jewels of the Magi, 292 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,608 and you must be Debbie. 293 00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:34,902 - Uh... - No! No! No! Uh, she can't vote yet. 294 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:37,446 Our mom, Debbie, is inside. 295 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,823 So, where's Kendra? 296 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,826 Oh, unfortunately, she couldn't make it today. 297 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:43,202 I'm happy to fill in. 298 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:46,038 I got lots of bling to show, 299 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,541 so I hope you folks are ready to buy! 300 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,084 I think we actually... 301 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,252 Yeah, well, you're, um... 302 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,212 Shit. Shit. Shit. 303 00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,760 Oh. 304 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:00,845 Well, hello there. 305 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,096 Who do we have here? 306 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:03,305 Surprise! 307 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,432 This is John Slack. 308 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,142 He is a sales associate 309 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,352 with Jewels of the Magi, a jewelry company. 310 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:10,271 Pleased to meet you 311 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:13,065 and show you and your guests some jewelry. 312 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:18,571 Right... Um, well, that is just fantastic. 313 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:21,073 Please, make your... self at home. 314 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,034 What the hello is this? 315 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,238 A fun addition to the party? 316 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,829 Each piece in the collection 317 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,582 was inspired by a passage in the Bible. 318 00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,834 So, it's designed to adorn the wearer 319 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,086 and exalt the Lord at the same time. 320 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,880 Um... Uh-huh. 321 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,048 You know, thank you, girls, but... [CHUCKLES] 322 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,932 ...they're a little over the top for my taste. 323 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,219 You don't have to buy any. In fact, you... you shouldn't. 324 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:45,556 Yeah, think of them as, like, entertainment or like, um... 325 00:12:45,639 --> 00:12:47,600 an upscale conversation starter 326 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:48,963 - for you and your guests. - Yes. 327 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,978 That way you don't have to talk about the book. 328 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,564 It sat on the table in the same place for a month, 329 00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:55,191 so we know you didn't read it. 330 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,442 Well, I... I... 331 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,738 [SIGHS] 332 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:08,496 Oh... uh... 333 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,039 Okay. 334 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,875 [BREATHING FAST] 335 00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:15,085 Kendra's not coming. 336 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,545 Aw, goddamn it! What? 337 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:17,909 Yeah, she sent this guy instead, 338 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,090 like, a minion, who's inside our house right now, 339 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,384 trying to hock cheap rhinestones to unsuspecting women. 340 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,279 There's no way they'll bite, they have expensive taste. 341 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,679 - You're right. - No, wait. Listen. 342 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,598 Have y'all ever interrogated anyone? 343 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,434 Oh, we're pros at getting information out of people. 344 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,102 Last year, Margot Carroll said 345 00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,914 she had a thing with someone over the summer, 346 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:37,274 and it took us five minutes with Hannah B to find out it was two people. 347 00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,401 James Fenser and Terry Massingill. 348 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,525 Wait, I thought that she only held hands with Terry. 349 00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,256 Yeah, but Hannah B screenshotted her playlist 350 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,080 - that she put on her story... - That's right... 351 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,493 Okay! Stop! Stop. Stop talking. 352 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,745 How's Sterling doing? 353 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,498 You know, my Hannah saw that post of hers 354 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:54,141 - and she told me... - Oh, that old thing. 355 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:57,336 No... You know, Sterling is doing just great. 356 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,630 That was a nothing. She made Honor Roll again. 357 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,358 Do you know that that's six semesters in a row? 358 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,092 - [CHUCKLES] - I'm so glad to hear it. 359 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,970 It's just, if you let one sin in the door, the next thing you know, 360 00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,293 the devil will come a-knockin'. 361 00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:10,266 Not at this house, we have ADT. [CHUCKLES] 362 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:14,144 Jesus wishes He died on a cross this beautiful. 363 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,605 I'll take three. My Luke might want to give one to Sterling. 364 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,607 Their six year anniversary's coming up. 365 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,277 - [CHUCKLES] - You know what? I'll take one, too. 366 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,070 Oh, and can you throw in a brooch? 367 00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,153 Mm-hm. 368 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,574 Oh, Debbie... this bracelet 369 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,785 will look absolutely adorable with that outfit. 370 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,829 Um, yeah, that... that is... 371 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:33,997 precious. 372 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:35,748 Um... 373 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:38,418 You know what? 374 00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,296 Why not? I'll take it. 375 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,339 Great! That'll be 180 dollars. 376 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,133 Uh, mm... Okay. 377 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,926 Let me just go get my card reader. 378 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,429 [STERLING] What? 379 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:52,725 Our mark is isolated in the kitchen. He isolated himself! 380 00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:53,642 Mark? 381 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,935 No, the... the guy! 382 00:14:55,686 --> 00:14:57,438 The guy we need to get information from! 383 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:58,439 Then just say that. 384 00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,524 - Hi! - Hello... 385 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:04,570 Hey, y'all. You two seem like great candidates 386 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,072 for this Cain and Abel locket set. 387 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,408 Ooh. Mmm. 388 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,291 Thanks, we don't really do the matching thing. 389 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,287 Not even headbands? 390 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,290 Actually, we were hoping to ask you a couple of questions. 391 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:19,001 We're doing a research paper on what it's like 392 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,628 to work for women entrepreneurs, 393 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:23,130 and we would really appreciate your... 394 00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,131 expertise. 395 00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:26,967 Ask away. 396 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:31,305 Do you work out? Because your shape is so good to my eyes. 397 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,431 What? 398 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:38,020 My sister is trying to let me ask the questions here. 399 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,147 Okay, fine. 400 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,125 - Which are...? - Do you like working for Kendra? 401 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,275 What's Kendra like? 402 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,654 What's Kendra's day-to-day itinerary, generally speaking? 403 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:47,738 I wish I knew. 404 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:51,033 If only I existed in her orbit on a more regular basis, 405 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:55,579 but sadly, she is busier than a fruit fly swimming in ambrosia. 406 00:15:56,413 --> 00:16:01,627 That... must be difficult for you. 407 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,463 Unfair, really. 408 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:06,507 Yeah, you are so brilliant at sales. 409 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,592 It must be really hard having Kendra trap you 410 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,094 in such a lower level position. 411 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:15,265 Oh. No. No. She is such a wonderful mentor. 412 00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,475 So giving. 413 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,103 I'm on the phone with her all day long, 414 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,813 filling orders, strategizing. 415 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:21,939 We're a team. 416 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:27,903 You know, sometimes when a person is really talented, 417 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,948 their boss manipulates them. 418 00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:32,574 When really, they... 419 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,910 Oh, look at that! Kendra's asking me to call her. 420 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,286 Uh, if you'll excuse me. 421 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,497 Tell her to come by the house if she's free! 422 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,249 [JOHN] Hello? Kendra? 423 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,168 Yes, that shipment of bangles just came in 424 00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:44,628 and they are as sparklin'... 425 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,464 Um, can you work on that while I go take care of Miles? 426 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,466 Make him think that I'm this super chill lady. 427 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,218 Which I am and not his... 428 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,263 upper crust, white employer. 429 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,432 Sounds like fun. 430 00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:01,478 Hey! If you're tired, take a load off, have a sandwich. 431 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,772 Or don't. Just have fun! 432 00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,107 But that's not an order. 433 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,234 Like, thank you, but that'd be kind of weird. 434 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:08,943 I don't see why. 435 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:10,404 But, whatever you want. 436 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:13,198 Well, if you saw your valet eating a big old sandwich, chiefin', 437 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,658 you'd be tight, wouldn't you? 438 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,744 I don't really know what "chiefin'" means, but... 439 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:20,080 valet is such a weird word. Don't you think? 440 00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:23,083 It rhymes with "chalet", which is also a weird word, 441 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,586 "ballet"...less weird to me, you know? 442 00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:28,505 No. I don't know what you're saying. 443 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,966 I'm just saying that it is all good. 444 00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:33,093 And since I'm here, hey, I got this one. 445 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:34,177 You relax. 446 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,429 Thank you, Miss Weldon, 447 00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:38,098 I bow before you and this beautiful vehicle. 448 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,100 - May I take the keys to your castle? - Babe... 449 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,184 let me do my job. 450 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:42,894 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 451 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,395 Shit. 452 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,690 [GROANS QUIETLY] 453 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:51,944 [SIGHS] 454 00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,537 [GROANS] 455 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,623 Throw a dick on a cactus. 456 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,462 - Excuse me. - Yeah. 457 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,910 Do you have a reason for being parked this lengthy a duration in the neighborhood? 458 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,259 What, I couldn't live here? 459 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:15,761 Do you live here? 460 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,304 That's not my point, but, no. 461 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,139 Sir, please answer the question. 462 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,474 Uh... [CLEARS THROAT] 463 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,185 I'm kind of undercover here. 464 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,646 I'm... working and... 465 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,898 Wait, wait, wait. You're an undercover cop? 466 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:29,929 I'm trying not to blow my cover. 467 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,861 - Oh, man. Of course. - Yeah. Yeah. 468 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,404 - Great. - I... I... 469 00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,240 I'll be your backup. I don't mind. 470 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,200 Us brothers in law enforcement, 471 00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,035 we need to look out for each other. 472 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:40,994 Well... 473 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,162 I'll tell you what... 474 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,789 - That car right over there... - Mm. 475 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:44,748 ...I'll be in it. 476 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:45,832 Okay. 477 00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,711 Yep. I see you. You see it. 478 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,296 Thank you, Barney Fife. 479 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,133 [CAR DOOR CLOSES] 480 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:55,259 [CHATTERING] 481 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,969 Excuse me, Mrs. Creswell, 482 00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,054 - you dropped this. - Oh, thank you, hon. 483 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,014 You're always so polite. 484 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,350 I can't help it, I was taught to respect my elders. 485 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:06,270 Okay, now, that was disrespectful, calling me an elder. 486 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,730 - I'm sorry. - [CHUCKLES] That's okay. 487 00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:11,984 You got a good one, here. 488 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,693 Oh. 489 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,613 Yeah, yeah, I know. 490 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:17,739 No, I mean it. 491 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,492 So what if she screwed up a little? 492 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,202 I mean, we all do. 493 00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:27,040 [CHATTER ON POLICE RADIO] 494 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,210 Yep, here we go. 495 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,548 - Sir? - Yes? 496 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:35,757 What's your business here? 497 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,342 Hey, fellas, no need to worry. 498 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,635 He is one of us us. 499 00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:40,469 Us? 500 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,138 Law enforcement. 501 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,472 He's a cop! 502 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:44,766 Is that right? 503 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,186 Yeah, well, show us your badge. 504 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,688 - Uh, well... - Are you a cop or not? 505 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,958 He straight up told me he was a cop. See his binoculars? 506 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,984 [CHUCKLES] You said I was a cop. 507 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,235 And you agreed with me. 508 00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,319 Mm. 509 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,906 I'm a bail enforcement officer. 510 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,450 - Ah, a bounty hunter. - Yeah, waiting on a skip. 511 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,118 And my lead is in the area. 512 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,244 Where's your skip? 513 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,996 Wait, your skip or your bounty? 514 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,581 It's the same damn thing, idiot. 515 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:11,793 Oh, boy. Your story's really coming unraveled, huh? 516 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,964 I'm gonna need to see the paperwork you have on your skip, sir. 517 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:20,677 Well, I'm not legally obligated to share that information with you. 518 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:24,848 But, you know what? 519 00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,977 I'm feeling super duper nice today. 520 00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,528 This was great, Debbie. 521 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,612 Oh, thank you. 522 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,450 Come on, are we not gonna talk about the elephant in the room? 523 00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:44,533 Charlotte... 524 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,871 What? You can't just put on the perfect little party 525 00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:50,123 and pretend like nothing's wrong. 526 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,293 Crab puffs and cobbler don't make us forget. 527 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,379 Wow, Charlotte. 528 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,506 Okay, that's enough. 529 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,093 Listen, Sterling is a wonderful daughter. 530 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,345 She is a loving sister. 531 00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:06,807 She's an excellent student. I mean, the list goes on and on. 532 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,977 Yes, she drank alcohol... one time, 533 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,062 but is that how you're gonna sum her up? 534 00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:13,647 Really? You of all people, 535 00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,816 whose insides could pickle a farmer's market? 536 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:20,404 Mm. That's not the elephant I was talking about. 537 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,198 I was talking about Sterling having sex with Luke. 538 00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:29,745 My Luke? 539 00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,836 Sterling had sex with my sweet Luke? 540 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,227 [CLEARS THROAT] Ladies... 541 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,023 I know all about Sterling and we are dealing with it. 542 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:00,068 It's been a long day. 543 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,405 I think it's time that you take your cobbler to go. 544 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,160 I would recommend an Uber. 545 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,169 Sterling... 546 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,799 I am so disappointed to hear this. 547 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,010 - Lynn! - What? 548 00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:27,554 You know it takes two to tango. 549 00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:29,181 I'll call you later. 550 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:38,607 [DOOR SHUTS] 551 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,081 Mama, I want to explain. 552 00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:56,208 Sterling, please give me a moment alone. 553 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:07,677 Looks to me like this dude 554 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,930 is pretending he's on the force out of nostalgia. 555 00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:12,432 What is that supposed to mean? 556 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:16,895 You are looking at the man who shot Officer Atticus. 557 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:18,938 Down in Florida? 558 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:22,150 Ho-ly shit. 559 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,152 [SECURITY GUARD] Hey, who's that? 560 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,836 I want to know what we're talking about. 561 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,033 [GROANS] 562 00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:32,701 Hi! 563 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:36,456 I would love for you to bring my car around. 564 00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,999 You actually can't leave now, 565 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,793 our valet's on break, so... 566 00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:41,878 - Union rules. - No, I can do it. 567 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:43,231 - Sir, if you just... - No, he can't! 568 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:44,464 Sorry, just one second. 569 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,551 Couldn't you use a bathroom break? 570 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:50,595 And they're putting away that spinach dip, it's to die for! 571 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,365 - Blair, what... - You've gotta have some before you go. 572 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:55,475 Please, have some for me. Thank you. Make me a plate and wait for me. 573 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:56,559 Thank you. 574 00:23:57,561 --> 00:24:00,814 So, unfortunately, our valet lost your car. 575 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:04,651 - Well, it's a pink Cadillac... - Uh-huh. 576 00:24:04,734 --> 00:24:06,653 ...license plate, "blessed", 577 00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,865 B-L-three-S-S-three-D. 578 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:12,784 Yeah, he's colorblind. 579 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,537 And a little bit dyslexic, but that's between you and me. 580 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:19,124 I'll just walk around the neighborhood myself and find it. 581 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:20,125 Can't be that far. 582 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,878 Oh, I can't let you do that. I'll drive you to your car. 583 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:24,671 - [JOHN] Oh, well... - [BLAIR] So... 584 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:28,383 We've been down this street already. Three times. 585 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:30,594 - Have we? - Isn't there some sort of system 586 00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:32,363 for keeping track of where the cars are parked? 587 00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:35,515 - I really wouldn't know, I'm not a valet. - [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 588 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,851 If someone doesn't find my car soon, 589 00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:40,270 I'm calling the police. 590 00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:41,855 [BRAKES SCREECH] 591 00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,999 - Well, wouldn't that be the tits? - What the hell are you doing? 592 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:47,569 I'm a real official bounty hunter! 593 00:24:47,652 --> 00:24:49,532 And I know about the scam that Kendra's running, 594 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,823 like "F Everything" and "Om Shanti Shiny". 595 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:53,968 You're covering for a con artist! Give her up already! 596 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:55,869 I don't know who you're talking about! 597 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:59,289 Really? Kendra Saint John, aka Candy Brunswick, 598 00:24:59,372 --> 00:25:01,917 aka Connie McCready, aka your pimp! 599 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,876 Stop it! 600 00:25:02,959 --> 00:25:04,878 - Just tell me where she is. - I don't know! 601 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,713 Yes, you... Hey! 602 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:10,591 Come back here! 603 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,181 [JOHN] There she is. 604 00:25:26,274 --> 00:25:27,400 Shit! She has my keys! 605 00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:29,903 [BOTH SCREAM] 606 00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:31,446 [TIRES SCREECH] 607 00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:33,532 Hey! 608 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:37,869 Get away from me, you crazy bitch! 609 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,371 Watch your language! I'm a lady! 610 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:41,413 [GASPS] 611 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:45,293 [GRUNTS] 612 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,962 Ah! Stop it! 613 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:48,856 - Get off of me! - You're hurting me! 614 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,714 You're hurting me! 615 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:51,132 [GRUNTING] Ow! 616 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:52,759 [GROANS] 617 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:55,178 - [BREATHING FAST] Sorry! - You should be! 618 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,638 Tell me where she is! 619 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:58,514 [SIGHS] 620 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:00,976 Fine. 621 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:02,685 Shit! 622 00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:05,188 I'm Kendra Saint John. 623 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,775 Is that, like, how you identify, 624 00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:11,069 or is this, like, a case of multiple personalities? 625 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:11,987 No! 626 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:14,489 She bailed... and I took over. 627 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:16,700 No idea where she is. 628 00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:17,951 - A confession! - Ow! 629 00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:19,619 Now I can bring you in. 630 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,373 Except, you're not technically the bail skip. 631 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:24,832 Shit! 632 00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:26,960 Uh... 633 00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:28,587 - I'm gonna go. [GROANS] - No! 634 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,505 Not until you promise to refund 635 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,716 all the credit card transactions that happened today. 636 00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:34,801 And you tell me every single shred of information 637 00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:36,553 you have on Kendra Saint John. 638 00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:38,471 - Got it? - [GRUNTS] 639 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:39,555 I'm waiting. 640 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,268 Um, so, yeah. That guy was pounding back champagne 641 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:45,270 and I... I couldn't let him drive, 642 00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:46,896 but I didn't want to say anything 643 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:48,940 and, like, bruise his fragile male ego. 644 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:52,235 So I, you know, just drove him around while he sobered up. 645 00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:55,113 Which he did, after he threw up in someone's yard 646 00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,323 and then a dog ate it! 647 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,491 Um, cool. Yeah. Glad that's cleared up. 648 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,577 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 649 00:27:01,494 --> 00:27:02,494 So... 650 00:27:04,205 --> 00:27:05,540 what the hell is going on? 651 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,916 - What? - Well, 652 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,877 first, you acted weird when I showed up. 653 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,160 You weren't even, like, happy. 654 00:27:10,211 --> 00:27:11,963 Then you tried to do my job. 655 00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:14,716 Then you went off with that dude! 656 00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:16,426 What's going on? 657 00:27:16,509 --> 00:27:17,509 You started it! 658 00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:20,513 You can't show up unannounced on a girl like that. 659 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:21,597 Like, ever. 660 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:25,184 Okay? 661 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:28,480 Okay. All right, fine. 662 00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:30,606 Um... 663 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,484 Maybe it wasn't the best surprise? 664 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,486 I'll check next time. 665 00:27:37,947 --> 00:27:38,947 Okay. 666 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,034 Thank you. 667 00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:42,117 Yeah. 668 00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:48,041 You... You told me that you liked me because I'm down to earth. 669 00:27:48,124 --> 00:27:52,128 And then, you show up as an employee at my Richie Rich house 670 00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,713 for my mom's Richie Rich party. 671 00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:56,257 I felt embarrassed, like... 672 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:58,718 like you wouldn't like me anymore, 673 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,512 or think I was cool, or whatever. 674 00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:02,721 For real? 675 00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:04,015 Yeah, for real. 676 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:06,452 I was hoping the first time you came to my house 677 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:09,104 would be, like, as my boyfriend and, like, totally normal. 678 00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:13,024 Your boyfriend. Huh? 679 00:28:14,275 --> 00:28:15,275 Maybe? 680 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,322 Okay, I say we turned this day around. 681 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:22,283 Oh, this is my driveway. 682 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:23,827 Uh, the next one on the right. 683 00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:24,910 - Okay. - Yeah. 684 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:34,671 All right. Peace. 685 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:36,297 - Uh, dude. - What? 686 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,257 You're rich! 687 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,885 You said that your mom worked two jobs. 688 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,846 Well, she's a lawyer and a state senator. 689 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,433 Oh, yeah. 690 00:28:48,184 --> 00:28:49,185 And your dad? 691 00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:50,436 Owns a bank. 692 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:52,230 But, um, listen, 693 00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:54,065 I gotta go inside and get some shut-eye 694 00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,434 so I can wake up in the morning and call my girlfriend. 695 00:28:59,028 --> 00:29:00,989 Well, your girlfriend's standing by. 696 00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:10,415 [KNOCKING] 697 00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:11,498 [DEBBIE] May I come in? 698 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:14,711 - Yes, ma'am. - [DOOR OPENS] 699 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:21,426 Are you disappointed in me? 700 00:29:21,801 --> 00:29:22,801 Oh, honey. 701 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,559 I don't know how I feel. 702 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:32,854 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 703 00:29:32,937 --> 00:29:33,937 I just... 704 00:29:34,814 --> 00:29:37,484 I don't understand how something that feels so good 705 00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:38,860 could be wrong, you know? 706 00:29:38,943 --> 00:29:40,820 The Bible says so many different things 707 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:43,072 and I really thought that if you love somebody, 708 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:44,866 then it would be okay to do it, you know? 709 00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,243 [SOBS] I just feel so stupid, and... 710 00:29:48,536 --> 00:29:50,705 And Blair said that his penis was just right for me 711 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,909 - because we're in love, and... - Okay. Yeah, thank you. 712 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:53,957 Okay. Okay. Thank you. 713 00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:56,628 Oh, honey. [EXHALES DEEPLY] 714 00:30:09,098 --> 00:30:10,298 Were you ever gonna tell me... 715 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,477 that you're... you know... 716 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,814 active... activated... [STAMMERING] 717 00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:18,107 That you have... sex. 718 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,025 [CLEARS THROAT] 719 00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:20,443 No, probably never. 720 00:30:22,737 --> 00:30:23,737 Oh. 721 00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:25,490 That breaks my heart. 722 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:28,743 You could have told me. 723 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:31,245 Really? 724 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:32,996 Oh, honey. 725 00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:37,043 You are my whole world. 726 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,089 I know I can be hard on y'all. 727 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,133 It's not to make you fear me. 728 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,387 It's to make you stronger women. 729 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,557 [EXHALES DEEPLY] Lord knows I've sinned. 730 00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:53,726 Yeah, but... not like this. 731 00:30:55,728 --> 00:30:57,355 Actually, exactly like this. 732 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:02,277 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 733 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,820 Before I married your daddy. 734 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:10,952 A different time in my life when things weren't so perfect. 735 00:31:13,913 --> 00:31:14,913 Wow. 736 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:20,545 But God still loves me, and He forgives me... 737 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,673 for all my many mistakes. 738 00:31:26,926 --> 00:31:28,845 Just like I know He forgives you. 739 00:31:31,097 --> 00:31:33,016 [SIGHS] Is it okay... 740 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:38,062 Is it okay that I don't regret it? 741 00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:43,484 Oh, I don't know, honey. I don't have all the answers, 742 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:44,569 but I do know... 743 00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:50,575 that life and the Lord put us through challenges. 744 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:55,914 And through those things, we learn lessons we can't even imagine learning on our own. 745 00:31:56,956 --> 00:32:01,502 Shoot, I thought the man I was with before your father was the one. 746 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,591 How did you find out that he wasn't? 747 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:14,015 You know how you can have a favorite dress 748 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:16,225 you've been wearing for years, and... 749 00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:18,978 all of a sudden, one day you look in the mirror, and... 750 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:21,898 for some reason it just doesn't suit you anymore? 751 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:26,569 You don't know why. It just doesn't look the same. 752 00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:29,155 Same goes for people. 753 00:32:31,449 --> 00:32:32,909 Not everyone can go with you. 754 00:32:34,243 --> 00:32:35,453 It's nobody's fault. 755 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:37,914 It just happens, honey. 756 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:42,251 Yeah, but Luke and I are meant to be. 757 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,381 That may be true. 758 00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:49,091 [CHUCKLES] 759 00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:59,435 Were y'all at least... safe? 760 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,312 Yeah, like, we used condoms. 761 00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:02,396 Oh, good! 762 00:33:02,689 --> 00:33:03,856 Thank goodness. 763 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:05,482 That's good. 764 00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:07,151 Or bad. Who knows? 765 00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:09,570 [SIGHS] 766 00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:12,114 Sterling, honey... 767 00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:17,537 - I love you. - I love you, too. 768 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:19,080 Thank you. 769 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:20,163 Of course. 770 00:33:24,293 --> 00:33:25,586 - [EXHALES DEEPLY] - Oh. 771 00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,797 Sweetheart, I spoke to Lynn Creswell. 772 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,718 She and I have decided that you and Luke 773 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,302 need to press pause for now. 774 00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:35,805 Really think about your choices. 775 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:42,603 [DOOR SHUTS] 776 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:45,034 [LUKE] So what, we have to, like, break up? 777 00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:46,064 I don't know. 778 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:47,441 I feel numb. 779 00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:49,461 I think I'm having a heart attack. 780 00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:51,571 Are you sure your foot's not asleep again? 781 00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:53,614 Oh, my gosh, it is. 782 00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:55,551 What am I gonna do without you? 783 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,285 You guys are gonna be fine. 784 00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:59,454 Yeah. Did you hear that, baby? 785 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:03,207 We're gonna be okay. We'll see each other at school, 786 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,651 we'll tell our parents that were thinking about our choices. 787 00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:06,835 We'll figure it out. 788 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:08,838 I know. We're gonna get through it. 789 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:10,715 It can't be that bad, right? 790 00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:13,509 Oh, um, I wrote you a song. 791 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:16,929 [CHUCKLES] I hope it's just one tenth as beautiful as you are 792 00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:18,056 and I'll be happy. 793 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,434 [STRUMS GUITAR] Here it goes... 794 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:26,230 ♪ S... Sterling, oh... ♪ 795 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,732 Oh, wait, hold on. Uh... 796 00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:34,238 ♪ Your eyes are as beautiful As the ocean ♪ 797 00:34:34,697 --> 00:34:37,575 ♪ Oh, I wanna feel your motion ♪ 798 00:34:37,658 --> 00:34:40,161 [LYNN] Luke Aaron Creswell! 799 00:34:40,953 --> 00:34:42,538 [GASPING] Here comes the hammer. 800 00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:44,123 [SNIFFS] Uh... 801 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:45,291 I'll see you in heaven. 802 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:46,876 - I love you. - [DISCONNECT TONE] 803 00:34:49,337 --> 00:34:50,171 [SIGHS] 804 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:51,254 Sterl... 805 00:34:53,257 --> 00:34:55,802 just take a little space, like Mom said. 806 00:34:56,385 --> 00:34:58,638 And y'all can hang out at school all you want. 807 00:34:58,721 --> 00:34:59,806 You're right. 808 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:02,433 She can't, like, stop me from loving him. 809 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:03,517 Exactly. 810 00:35:04,143 --> 00:35:05,937 And maybe in your time apart, 811 00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:07,772 he'll get to finishing that song. 812 00:35:07,855 --> 00:35:08,855 Yeah. 813 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:14,153 - Any word from Bowser? - No, still nothing. 814 00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:16,405 It's been hours, Sterl. 815 00:35:16,989 --> 00:35:19,158 Something's not right. I'm worried. 816 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:20,242 Me, too. 817 00:35:25,873 --> 00:35:26,874 Top five... 818 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,086 saddest things you've ever heard of. 819 00:35:30,169 --> 00:35:31,169 [CLICKS TEETH] 820 00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:32,629 [SIGHS] 821 00:35:35,007 --> 00:35:36,759 Those dogs with only three legs, 822 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:39,178 so they just walk around with only three legs, 823 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:40,405 and they don't speak English, 824 00:35:40,429 --> 00:35:43,099 so no one can ever tell them what they're missing out on. 825 00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:44,100 [SIGHS] 826 00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:45,768 That's a really good one. 827 00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:46,852 Thanks. 828 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:48,688 Hmm. 829 00:35:48,771 --> 00:35:49,814 How about... 830 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:53,151 the day after Christmas. 831 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,235 Global warming. 832 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,153 Yeah. 833 00:35:58,906 --> 00:36:00,449 People who don't have sisters. 834 00:36:08,457 --> 00:36:10,126 [CELL PHONE RINGS] 835 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:13,253 It's Yolanda. 836 00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:15,715 Hello? 837 00:36:15,798 --> 00:36:16,632 [YOLANDA] Hey, girls. 838 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,467 Guess who landed his ass in jail? 839 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:19,677 Did you say in jail? 840 00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:22,513 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 841 00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:27,013 [STERLING] Want more water? 842 00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:29,872 Did they give you water? I heard they don't even give you water in jail. 843 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:32,023 I was in there 47 minutes, okay? I'm good. 844 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:34,266 [BLAIR] Why'd they even have the right to bring you in? 845 00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,027 What was the charge, loitering? 846 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:37,569 [BOWSER SIGHS] 847 00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:40,114 I used colorful language 848 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,867 to remind them that police work is all just bullshit. 849 00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:44,410 And that they use the law 850 00:36:44,493 --> 00:36:47,205 as retroactive justification for their bad decisions. 851 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:48,456 That's what I told them. 852 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:49,457 He called them "pigs". 853 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:50,540 [BOTH GASP] 854 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:52,293 - You really don't like cops. - Nope. 855 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,253 That's why I left the force. 856 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:55,421 Wwwhat? 857 00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:56,504 You were a cop? 858 00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:58,382 Do you want me to tell them? 859 00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:01,301 All right. 860 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,640 I was at the Tallahassee Gay Pride parade... 861 00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:07,725 - You're gay? - [GASPS] 862 00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:10,228 [CHUCKLES] No, not gay. 863 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,814 I was assigned to protect Shelita Pancake, 864 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,816 Florida's number one drag queen. 865 00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:18,194 First hour was cool. 866 00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:20,071 I was with Officer Atticus... 867 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,114 behind a float. 868 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:25,243 Shelita was doing a death drop in a cat suit, 869 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:26,446 you know, basic parade shit. 870 00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:29,664 Then I heard a car backfire. 871 00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,792 And I figure, here comes some crazy fool, 872 00:37:33,542 --> 00:37:34,585 gonna shoot up the place. 873 00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:36,629 So, I pulled out my gun. 874 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:39,465 I guess I pulled it out too fast 'cause, uh... 875 00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:42,093 the gun went off and shot Atticus in the nose. 876 00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:43,656 - You shot somebody? - You shot a cop? 877 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:45,387 It was a horse. 878 00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:48,015 Well, the horse was on the force. 879 00:37:48,349 --> 00:37:49,433 So, you shot a horse? 880 00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:51,644 A horse on the force. 881 00:37:51,727 --> 00:37:53,271 A horse on the force is a cop. 882 00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:54,354 Of course. 883 00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:56,899 - Oh. - Anyway, he's fine. 884 00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:58,818 Has half a mouth full of teeth, 885 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,569 and he's living on porridge. 886 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:01,653 [SIGHS] 887 00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:04,991 Pretty soon, there wasn't a squad room I could walk into 888 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:06,534 that wouldn't laugh me out. 889 00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:10,495 So, I quit. 890 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:15,584 I'm sorry, Bowser. 891 00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:16,794 C'mon, I'm fine. 892 00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:20,089 I just wish we'd caught our skip, you know? 893 00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:21,882 Mm. You and me both, Buster. 894 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:25,136 Now it's back to the fucking drawing board with that crazy bitch. 895 00:38:25,219 --> 00:38:27,596 Wait, you guys, we could still salvage this case. 896 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,440 John told me that the last time he saw Kendra 897 00:38:29,515 --> 00:38:31,183 was a year ago in Knoxville. 898 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:32,267 We could go there. 899 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,854 That is just a hop, skip and a jump from Dollywood. 900 00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,523 Oh, my God, and they have excellent funnel cakes! Please! 901 00:38:37,648 --> 00:38:38,899 Everybody calm down. 902 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,444 We're not taking a field trip. 903 00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:42,820 - [BOTH GROAN] - No. 904 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,406 Sometimes it's... 905 00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:49,994 best if you just cut your losses and move on. 906 00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:52,121 Trust me, I know. 907 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:55,833 Drive safe, kids. 908 00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,169 Give him his space. 909 00:38:59,211 --> 00:39:00,671 That's not really our thing. 910 00:39:00,755 --> 00:39:01,964 Well, it needs to be. 911 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:04,675 When all this shit went down he didn't just quit his job, 912 00:39:04,967 --> 00:39:06,844 he lost his marriage to my loca sister, 913 00:39:06,927 --> 00:39:09,055 his reputation, his body... 914 00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:12,058 Dude fell apart. 915 00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:14,685 No. That's absurd. 916 00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:15,769 [YOLANDA] Yeah. 917 00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:20,858 Anyway, y'all get the skip next time, will ya? 918 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,069 I don't do this shit for my health. 919 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:23,986 [STERLING SIGHS] 920 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:25,070 Sorry. 921 00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:31,369 I'm having an epiphany. 922 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:33,454 We should order waffles, you're right. 923 00:39:33,537 --> 00:39:34,537 No. 924 00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:38,292 What if God put us here to fix Bowser? 925 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:41,794 I mean, like, to make him feel better about himself 926 00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:44,173 so that he could, like, level up. 927 00:39:46,342 --> 00:39:47,342 [SIGHS] 928 00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:48,885 Aw. 929 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:50,846 I like that, that's sweet. 930 00:39:50,930 --> 00:39:51,930 Right? 931 00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:53,557 - I'm in. - [SIGHS] 932 00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:55,821 [STERLING] Did they leave us with the bill? 933 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:57,853 ["SOMEBODY LOVES YOU" PLAYING] 934 00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:07,655 ♪ Who's around when the days feel long ♪ 935 00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:11,534 ♪ Who's around when you can't be strong ♪ 936 00:40:11,617 --> 00:40:16,455 ♪ Who's around when you're losing your mind ♪ 937 00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:24,338 ♪ Who thinks that you're one of a kind ♪ 938 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:30,803 ♪ Somebody misses you when you're away ♪ 939 00:40:30,886 --> 00:40:34,932 ♪ They wanna wake up with you everyday ♪ 940 00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:38,602 ♪ Somebody wants to hear you say ♪ 941 00:40:40,187 --> 00:40:42,648 ♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪ 942 00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:46,694 ♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪ 943 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:50,489 ♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪ 944 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:54,410 ♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪ 945 00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:58,372 ♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪ 946 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:02,293 ♪ I'm around when your head is heavy ♪ 947 00:41:02,376 --> 00:41:06,213 ♪ I'm around When your hands aren't steady ♪ 948 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:11,051 ♪ I'm around When your day's gone all wrong ♪ 949 00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:17,683 ♪ I care that you feel at home ♪ 950 00:41:17,766 --> 00:41:21,770 ♪ Cause I know that you feel alone ♪ 951 00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:26,775 ♪ I think you're going to miss me When I'm gone ♪ 952 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:33,365 ♪ Somebody misses you when you're away ♪ 953 00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:36,994 ♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪ 954 00:41:37,077 --> 00:41:40,956 ♪ You you you you you you you ♪