1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,675 [COUNTRY WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,516 ["CLOSER" PLAYING OVER COUNTRY WESTERN MUSIC] 3 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:20,687 ♪ My whole existence is flawed ♪ 4 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,483 ♪ You get me closer to God ♪ 5 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,861 "[STRAWBERRY WINE" PLAYING] 6 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:32,866 What... 7 00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:34,367 What's that for? 8 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:40,998 Uh... 9 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:43,793 Uh, wait, wait, wait, Sterling, um... 10 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:49,257 My virginity is a gift that I want to give to my future wife, 11 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:53,470 and I'm pretty sure you want to give the same gift to your future husband, 12 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:56,931 so even though I'm feeling very, um... 13 00:00:57,515 --> 00:00:58,349 Horny? 14 00:00:58,433 --> 00:00:59,267 Tempted. 15 00:00:59,350 --> 00:01:02,145 Even though I'm feeling very tempted, um... 16 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,230 I think we should pray... 17 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:05,981 for restraint. 18 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:06,941 Okay? 19 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,025 All right. 20 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,988 Dear Lord, please take away. 21 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,823 Satan's wicked temptation. 22 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,034 You are good and gracious, 23 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,661 and we strive to be good and gracious 24 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:19,745 in the face of the... 25 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:22,539 The devil. 26 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,000 Okay. Okay. 27 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:30,173 John 3:16: "God so loved the world" 28 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,759 that He gave His one and only son 29 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:36,679 that whoever believes in Him, shall not perish 30 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:38,431 "but have eternal life." 31 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:40,767 Wait... uh, what? 32 00:01:41,392 --> 00:01:44,229 Whoever believes in Him will have eternal life. 33 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:45,884 You believe in Jesus, don't you? 34 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:46,939 Of course. 35 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,359 Well, then you shall have eternal life. 36 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:50,652 Mm... Oh... 37 00:01:56,032 --> 00:01:57,158 Wow. [CHUCKLES] 38 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,202 "The Lord is my shepherd. 39 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:02,413 I shall not be in want." 40 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,165 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 41 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:05,583 "I shall not be in want." 42 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:07,919 [CONDOM WRAPPER TEARS] 43 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:11,381 Oh, man. I really love you. [CHUCKLES] 44 00:02:12,423 --> 00:02:14,175 First Peter 4:8... 45 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:15,259 Hm. 46 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:20,223 "And above all, love each other... deeply 47 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:23,059 because love covers... 48 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:27,355 - [GROANS ECSTATICALLY] - "...a multitude... of... sin..." 49 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:29,983 [BOTH GROAN ECSTATICALLY] 50 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:32,610 - ["CLOSER" CONTINUES PLAYING] - [BOTH GROAN] 51 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:36,990 [MOANS] 52 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:46,416 [GIGGLES] 53 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:55,507 What did you think? 54 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,862 - I thought it was really dope. - Mm-hm. 55 00:02:58,928 --> 00:03:02,432 Yeah, that was... that was super dope. 56 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:03,975 What was your favorite part? 57 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,269 I guess, the end? 58 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:09,814 Yeah, that twisty thing, where I added the second hand? 59 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:11,816 That's a new move. Uh... 60 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:13,985 You experienced my world premiere. 61 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:18,198 [CHUCKLES] I was just meaning, like, at the end where I... 62 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:19,991 Oh, r... 63 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:22,410 - Right. Right, right. - Yeah, yeah. 64 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:23,493 Um... 65 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:28,082 Did it feel better than when you do it with your own hand? 66 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:33,213 I mean, like... no... 67 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:37,050 but it's still, like, a lot cooler 68 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:39,093 because you got tits... 69 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:41,137 - [CHUCKLES] - ...and stuff like that, you know? 70 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,264 Thank you. That's so helpful. 71 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,725 - [BOY] No, you will... - [GIRL] You want to try and win? 72 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:48,078 - I don't think you need to cheat... - [BOY] Okay. Let's see. 73 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:49,020 [GIRL] Go ahead. 74 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:51,463 - [BOY] Give me that thumb. Give it to me. - [GIRL] Take it. 75 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,483 Oh. 'Sup, guys. 76 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:54,566 - Hi. - Hi. 77 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:55,944 Nothing much. 78 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:57,588 - All right. I'm out of here. - Bye, dude. 79 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:58,612 Have a good night. 80 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:00,822 Good night, guys. 81 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:01,908 See ya. 82 00:04:01,991 --> 00:04:03,409 - Bye, Luke. - Later, man. 83 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,286 - [BOY] Bye! - [LUKE CLEARS HIS THROAT] 84 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:07,997 I know this goes without saying, 85 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,083 - but let's keep this private. - [CAR DOOR SHUTS] 86 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,295 Sterling, are you sure we feel okay about this? 87 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:17,423 - We sinned against God. - [CAR ENGINE STARTS] 88 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:21,261 But we love each other, and love covers over a multitude of sins. 89 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,680 [CAR DRIVES AWAY] 90 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:24,847 I really do love you. 91 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,642 And I really, really love you... 92 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,020 - And your penis. - What? 93 00:04:32,146 --> 00:04:33,146 Sterling. 94 00:04:39,737 --> 00:04:41,239 [GIRL] I think I like Jennings. 95 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:44,325 I know, shocker. The slutty twin actually having feelings for somebody, 96 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:46,119 but hear me out. Three weeks with one guy 97 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:48,371 - is definitely a record for me. - [POP MUSIC PLAYING] 98 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:50,164 And I've been thinking, 99 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:54,127 maybe this is the year I... I... I do it. 100 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:58,214 I stop being the "everything but" slut and seal the deal. 101 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,299 I've done my research, 102 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,551 and it's probably going to hurt the first time, 103 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:05,096 but with patience and a shit ton of coconut oil... 104 00:05:06,055 --> 00:05:07,535 Nature's lube, you need to know that. 105 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:09,517 ...it's gonna get awesome. 106 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:11,936 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 107 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,731 I think I'm finally ready to bone, Sterl. 108 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:23,364 Okay. Jeez, Virgin Mary. 109 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:24,824 You have nothing to say? 110 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:26,200 Um... 111 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:30,330 Actually, technically, you can't call me that anymore, 112 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,708 seeing as... Luke and I just had sex. 113 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,002 I'm sorry, what? 114 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:39,422 Luke and I... just had intercourse. 115 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:40,548 - Intercourse? - Yeah. 116 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:41,549 - You? - Yeah. 117 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:42,467 - Sex? - Yeah! 118 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,844 Like, "sex" that I talk about all the time? 119 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:46,220 - Sorry. - In your vagina? 120 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,639 - [GIGGLES] I know. - Yeah. Oh, my God. 121 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:49,766 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 122 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,351 Okay, I... [GIGGLES] you're... 123 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:52,935 I guess you're the sluttier twin now. 124 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,104 - Oh, my God! Tell me everything... - Blair! 125 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,522 [BOTH SCREAM] 126 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:01,652 - [GASPING] - Jesus, mother of God! 127 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,529 - God darn it! - [GROANS] 128 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,159 - [GROANS] - Dude, that dude looks fine. 129 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:09,243 I say we split! 130 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:10,745 A hit-and-run? Are you insane? 131 00:06:10,828 --> 00:06:13,039 Obviously, we call the police and then Mom and Dad... 132 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:13,956 No! No! No! 133 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,019 Are you forgetting that Dad doesn't know we took his precious hunting truck? 134 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:19,504 You know what? I'm going to give that dude a piece of my mind. 135 00:06:19,587 --> 00:06:20,587 Well, be careful. 136 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:23,216 [GRUNTS] 137 00:06:23,299 --> 00:06:24,425 Um, hi, asshole. 138 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:25,802 A girl? 139 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,595 [CHUCKLES] 140 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:30,264 I've been chased for the last 20 miles by some dumb skirt. 141 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,392 Can't believe I even broke a sweat. 142 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,143 Back off, bitch. 143 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:35,728 Language, sir. 144 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:38,523 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 145 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:40,400 [CHUCKLING] Okay. 146 00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:44,320 All right, no need to get carried away, girls. 147 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,822 All right, I'll come. 148 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:50,076 Look, I wasn't even trying to skip bail, all right? 149 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,077 I just... 150 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,954 [GRUNTS] 151 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,331 I got some personal shit to take care of. 152 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:56,999 Getting fitted for Invisalign. 153 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,876 Okay, buck teeth. Put your hands on the car. 154 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,920 [CAR APPROACHING] 155 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:11,431 Hold on a minute! 156 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:19,397 I've been tracking this broke-dick dog... 157 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,482 for three days straight. 158 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,902 And y'all gonna swoop in and snag my bounty, huh? 159 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,946 Well, lucky for you... 160 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,323 I keep it professional. 161 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,575 Since you cornered him, 162 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,827 I'll kick you 20 percent of the 5K. 163 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,099 - They think we're bounty hunters. - I caught on to that. 164 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:39,292 - And dude's gonna give us 1000 dollars. - Fast math! 165 00:07:39,375 --> 00:07:42,215 Sale math. Look, Sterling, I know you think this is sketchy or whatever, 166 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,975 but we need that money to fix Dad's truck. 167 00:07:44,046 --> 00:07:45,423 Please! Pretty please! Play along! 168 00:07:45,506 --> 00:07:47,106 - Half. We should get half. - Wait, what? 169 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,926 Did half the work, should get half the money. 170 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,597 - Oh. Um... Yeah, okay. - Wait, are you wussing out? 171 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,140 No, I'm not a wuss. 172 00:07:54,223 --> 00:07:55,349 - Good, neither am I. - Good. 173 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:56,309 - Good! Great! - Awesome! 174 00:07:56,392 --> 00:07:58,561 After this, can we get Chick-fil-A? I am so hungry. 175 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:00,146 Focus! And yes. 176 00:08:00,938 --> 00:08:02,815 - Half. - Yes, we want half. 177 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:06,401 Y'all are cute. 178 00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:08,738 That your daddy's shotgun you got there? 179 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,574 - This here's a Mossberg 500. - [COCKS GUN] 180 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,743 I used to be a Remington 870 kind of girl, 181 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:16,120 I like the shell lifter placement of the Mossberg better. 182 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,414 Now, what I really prefer is this Glock 19. 183 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:20,333 It's so lightweight. 184 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,502 But yes, mister, I got it from Daddy! 185 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,585 Christmas! 186 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:25,713 Y'all a piece of work, I give you that. 187 00:08:27,048 --> 00:08:28,591 But I don't give big cuts to folks 188 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:31,260 unless they've been bringin' the heat from the beginning, okay? 189 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,471 And this one here, I've been tracking him for a while. 190 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,264 He's slicker than a can of oil. 191 00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,476 Got more tricks in his bag than Felix the... Cat! 192 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,228 Damn it, don't you run from me. 193 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:41,521 Cayden! Cayden! 194 00:08:41,604 --> 00:08:44,106 Goddamn it, I've been running my mouth like I'm on a talk show. 195 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,274 Oh, shit! 196 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,484 [LAUGHS] 197 00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,110 - What are we doing? - Hell if I know. 198 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,487 Are we, like, getting this dude? 199 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:50,404 I guess! I guess! 200 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,323 - So we are, yes? - Yeah! Hell yeah! 201 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,992 Yeah! Freeze, motherfucker! 202 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,370 Freeze, Jethro. 203 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,668 Salads. I've got to eat more salads. 204 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:07,504 Oh. Ha! 205 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,589 [GRUNTS] 206 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:10,800 [GIRL SCREAMS] 207 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:11,883 [CAYDEN LAUGHS] 208 00:09:12,593 --> 00:09:14,053 [GRUNTS] 209 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,476 [STERLING] I hope there's no ticks in this grass. 210 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:20,643 [GIRL] You! Stop, you! 211 00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,353 [ENGINE STARTS] 212 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:24,605 [SCREAMS] 213 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:28,568 What am I doing? 214 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,028 - I am not Vin Diesel. - [GUNFIRE] 215 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,117 [GIRL SCREAMS] I got you! 216 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:37,535 I got you! 217 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:38,618 Stop the car! 218 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,204 Damn it! 219 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:41,454 Hey. 220 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:42,665 - I got him. - All right. 221 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,458 Oh, my gosh, Blair, that was crazy. 222 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,085 - Hey, you fixed my door. - Get out! 223 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,004 Move! 224 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:50,965 Show me your hands, fool. 225 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:52,258 [HANDCUFFS CLICKING] 226 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:54,552 All right, new deal. 227 00:09:55,136 --> 00:09:56,804 Okay, so instead of half, 228 00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:58,167 we're just gonna go ahead and... 229 00:09:58,222 --> 00:09:59,265 And take all the money, 230 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:03,311 since we... we got the... the perp. 231 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:05,771 You know something? You're right. 232 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:06,939 You're absolutely right. 233 00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:11,652 So, you two have fun wrangling this 280 pound sack of shit... 234 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,988 - Two-forty. - Shut the hell up, Cayden! 235 00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:17,783 ...and delivering him to jail in your janked up truck. 236 00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:19,743 Because I'm through. 237 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,331 Um, yeah. 238 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,934 Wait. We're actually... we're good with... we're good with half. 239 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:26,959 Yeah, we just decided. 240 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:28,628 [MAN CHUCKLES] 241 00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,174 Who are you, anyway? 242 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,051 - Blair, Sterling. - Sterling, Blair. 243 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,093 Wow. 244 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,305 Y'all track skips around here a lot? 245 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:42,516 [CLEARS THROAT] Yeah. Yeah, here and there. Yeah, sometimes... 246 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,143 Sometimes here and other times, there. 247 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,310 What about you? 248 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,395 I'm new to Atlanta, 249 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,731 but I've been bounty huntin' just shy of ten year. 250 00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:50,608 Oh, yeah, we're bounty hunters, too. 251 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,400 That I gathered. 252 00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:54,278 And also, she got laid today. 253 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,281 Oh, nice. 254 00:10:57,573 --> 00:10:59,700 Like, full repetitive penetration. 255 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,409 Congratulations. 256 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,412 - [BOTH] Eww. - Jesus. 257 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,665 But yeah, she did and I'm really proud of her. 258 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:06,832 Oh, my God. Thank you. 259 00:11:08,584 --> 00:11:09,669 Y'all are just weird. 260 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,004 [THEME MUSIC] 261 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:14,715 [VOCALIZING] 262 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:35,069 ♪ Gorgeous, great, awesome ♪ 263 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,863 ♪ And wise ♪ 264 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,909 ♪ Hope for our time ♪ 265 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:47,248 ♪ God of the sky ♪ 266 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,959 ♪ You are greater than me ♪ 267 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,585 ♪ Greater than us ♪ 268 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:56,382 ♪ Wiser than the world's ♪ 269 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:57,758 ♪ Strong... ♪ 270 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,386 Sorry. Sorry. 271 00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:08,978 This summer, I was so blessed 272 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:12,398 that my amazing daddy 273 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,609 let me and my squad 274 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:20,322 use his helicopter to hop up to our lake house 275 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,867 for a discipleship weekend. 276 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,369 We had such a productive time 277 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:30,166 in quiet worship and, of course, doing acts of service. 278 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:35,296 We knitted sweaters for the sick, dirty babies with tiny heads in Brazil. 279 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:39,633 Sweaters filled with Christ's infinite love. 280 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,345 [GASPS] Oh. 281 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:47,975 [CHUCKLES] "Abril" means "April" in [SPANISH ACCENT] Brazilian. 282 00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:51,645 Ooh, Abril. Wow. Okay... 283 00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:55,608 My spirit is so heavy for those pequito niños. 284 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,526 Hmm. 285 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,278 That's a great slide show, April. 286 00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,280 Yes, friends. 287 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,240 Okay, but we do need to move on. 288 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:07,203 Listen, everybody, we had some excellent submissions 289 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,205 for this year's Fellowship student leader. 290 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,640 - But when... - [APRIL] Bee tee dubs, 291 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,333 if you all want to see more pictures 292 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,960 of me being a Christian leader, 293 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,253 check out my Instagram, 294 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:19,507 hashtag "April helps sick kids through Christ." 295 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,009 Yes. Oh, yes, we will do that. 296 00:13:22,092 --> 00:13:23,469 Okay, but like I was saying, guys, 297 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,930 we had a lot of great candidates, 298 00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,933 but this year, I choose the individual 299 00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:34,480 who earnestly represents Jesus' path on this Earth, right? 300 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,191 I mean, this young woman 301 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,861 makes Christ proud every single day. 302 00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,322 So when you guys are struggling, right? 303 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:46,784 And you're struggling on your path with the Lord, 304 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:50,037 I want you to look to her for guidance, okay? 305 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:54,583 This year's Fellowship student leader is... 306 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,085 Sterling Wesley! 307 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,295 [APPLAUSE] 308 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,379 Yes! 309 00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:00,421 Recount! 310 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,389 [STUDENT] Whoo whoo! 311 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:11,684 Um... 312 00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:12,935 Thank you so much. 313 00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:14,270 I wasn't expecting this. 314 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,021 What an honor. Um... 315 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:20,442 I'm really looking forward to this responsibility 316 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:24,613 of helping guide you guys on your faith journeys. 317 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,200 Oh, um... 318 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,284 I... 319 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:33,497 Uh, lately, I've been feeling God's presence in my life 320 00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,457 more so than ever before, 321 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:39,044 and yeah, I just feel Christ inside me. 322 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:42,715 But not like inside me, 323 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,842 like, um, like not like "inside" inside me, 324 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,965 like, just... um, if... you know what I mean, right? 325 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,011 Like... Um... 326 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,054 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 327 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,556 Sterling Wesley! 328 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,102 [WOMAN] It was a great meeting, everybody. 329 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:56,937 Oh, I love you. 330 00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,021 Okay. 331 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:00,900 Wow. 332 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,526 - I know. - [CHUCKLES] That's crazy. 333 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,153 Congratulations, I'm so proud of you. 334 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,696 Oh. Thanks. 335 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:06,864 Thanks. Um... 336 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,866 - Yeah. - [WOMAN CHATTERS INDISTINCTLY] 337 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,951 Uh... I'll see you... 338 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,120 I'll see you at lunch. 339 00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,015 - Yeah, at lunch. Yeah. See ya. - Okay. 340 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,499 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 341 00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,461 Wait a minute. 342 00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:23,172 - Sterling, congratulations! - [CHUCKLES] 343 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,799 Oh, I'm so looking forward to working with you this year. 344 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,801 We are going to have so much fun! 345 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:31,513 And I just know you'll bring something extra special to this position, huh? 346 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,765 Thanks, Ellen. It's an honor. 347 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:33,849 Oh, I know it is. 348 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,018 Okay. Well, we got the lock-in coming up. 349 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,115 So, I'll need your full attention on that. 350 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,272 And then why don't we just plan to meet sometime soon 351 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,107 and discuss next week's devotional reading. 352 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,192 - Okay. - It's always good 353 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,069 to start the year off with abstinence. 354 00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,152 [STAMMERS] 355 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,572 Abstinence as a devotional topic, is that right? 356 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,491 Ooh, call the police, Blair! 357 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,242 Rocking boots! 358 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,079 [LAUGHS] You know, Jesus was a rebel too. 359 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:59,959 Yeah. I heard that he saw Nine Inch Nails 20 times on the Downward Spiral tour. 360 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,460 Wow. 361 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:02,378 [SIGHS] 362 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,672 You have a great imagination, Blair. 363 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,090 It is beautiful. 364 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:07,883 I love you girls. 365 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,426 Text me if you need me. 366 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,763 I can't be Fellowship leader. 367 00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:15,474 What, why? It's, like, your whole thing. 368 00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:18,143 I can't lead a Christian Community if I've... you know? 369 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,354 Had sex with your long-term boyfriend? 370 00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,356 - Who cares? - Everyone cares. 371 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,442 But what I mean is, do you think you did anything wrong? 372 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,320 Not any more wrong than it was wrong 373 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,364 that I lied about farting in the car this morning. 374 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,532 A sin's a sin. You know? 375 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:34,243 If you repent, then you're forgiven in the eyes of the Lord, so... 376 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,578 Right, so what's the issue? 377 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:38,747 I feel like a liar. 378 00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:41,000 If Ellen knew I was sexually active, 379 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,668 then forget student leader, 380 00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,628 she'd kick me out of Fellowship altogether. 381 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,799 So, you're either an honest slut or a lying slut? 382 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,510 - Yeah. - Hey, at least with Fellowship, 383 00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:53,929 you have something impressive to put on your college apps. 384 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,807 Be a lying slut. 385 00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,475 Okay. 386 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,458 Congratulations on Fellowship, Sterling. 387 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,624 Thank you, April. 388 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:25,586 I really thought it was going to be me, 389 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:26,962 but I'm glad it wasn't 390 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,131 because I'm going to be so busy this year 391 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:33,135 with other extracurriculars like Young Republicans, Forensics, 392 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:36,096 Latin club, the "Straight-Straight" Alliance. 393 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,973 I think the straights are already aligned. 394 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:38,974 Yo, B! 395 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,726 That's really good for you, April. 396 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:43,312 - Yeah, it is. - [KISSING LOUDLY] 397 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,980 [JENNINGS AND STERLING GASP] 398 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,231 - Sorry, Sterling. - Jeez. 399 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,691 That is my bad, man. 400 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,651 [CHUCKLES] She, like, totally forgives you. 401 00:17:52,362 --> 00:17:53,405 Oh, thanks. 402 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,199 Yeah, you think I wouldn't help a fellow... 403 00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,409 Christian? 404 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,538 [JENNINGS] All right, well... 405 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,016 - I gotta go to Gym. - [BLAIR MOANS] 406 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,583 I will see you later. All right, dude? 407 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,627 - Okay, dude. - [JENNINGS CHUCKLES] 408 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,464 Wait, Jennings. I have Gym, too. 409 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,426 She just took the condom wrapper. 410 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,303 [APRIL GIGGLES] 411 00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:17,846 How was your weekend? 412 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,390 Did you hang out with Sterling and Luke at all? 413 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:23,936 Uh, why are you talking to me? [CHUCKLES] 414 00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,355 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 415 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,900 She's gonna tell the whole fricking school. 416 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,819 She can't prove anything. 417 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:32,903 Does she have to? 418 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,281 People's faith in gossip is stronger than their faith in the Almighty. 419 00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:43,664 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 420 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,920 [TIRES SCREECH] 421 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,005 [COUNTRY WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING] 422 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,382 Hello, girls. 423 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,343 Chloe, baby. How's my girl? 424 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,011 Brownies, fresh out of the oven. 425 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:58,929 I call corners. 426 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,056 [WOMAN] Blair, I would stick to just one. 427 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,599 You know, sugar makes you break out 428 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,143 and lacrosse season's coming up. 429 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,306 You want to look your best. 430 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,478 Oh, great point, Mom. 431 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,398 Good looks are vital to a successful career in sports. 432 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,316 Just ask Michael Phelps. 433 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,651 Michael Phelps is kind of cute. 434 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:13,734 Andre the Giant. 435 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,362 How was school? 436 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,445 - Lame. - Good. 437 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,490 Sterling got Fellowship leader. 438 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,492 [SCREAMS] 439 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,703 Baby, yes! 440 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,873 [LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY] 441 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,446 [MAN] What's all this hollerin'? 442 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,086 - Oh, Sterling got Fellowship leader. - [GASPS] 443 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,462 Way to go, princess! 444 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,298 I was Fellowship leader back in high school. 445 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:38,051 Did I mention that I killed it today in lax practice, like a total badass? 446 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,137 - Language. Bad. - But... 447 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,347 That is fantastic, Blair. What'd you do? 448 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,471 Did you give those attackers the old "Wesley check"? 449 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,852 - Yes, sir. You know it. - [MAN CHUCKLES] 450 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:48,103 I'm so proud of my girls. 451 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,813 Hey, I called the corners! 452 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,028 Okay, just texted Bowser that we're on our way. 453 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,865 Honestly, Blair, is there not another way we could get the money? 454 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,535 Is prostitution legal in the state of Georgia 455 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,245 if the prostitute is super into it? 456 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,330 I'm serious. 457 00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,081 Okay, we're going to pick up the 2,500, 458 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,500 get Dad's truck fixed before the weekend, 459 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,127 and then never think about this again. 460 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,379 But, what if 2,500 doesn't cover it? 461 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,023 Can't you buy a whole new car for that? 462 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:19,885 We can't take the Volt. 463 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,596 What kind of bounty hunters drive a hybrid? 464 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:24,598 Um, the kind that doesn't want Atlanta 465 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,642 to be waterfront property by the year 2030. 466 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,285 Oh, come on, let's just take the truck. 467 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,938 I'd rather Dad notice that it's gone than notice it's... 468 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:32,940 - Completely F'ed? - Exactly. 469 00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,025 Come on, you dirty old hippie. Let's go! 470 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,571 You know, you're technically three minutes older than me. 471 00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:41,697 And I'm not a hippie! 472 00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:44,910 [TIRES SCREECH] 473 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,830 Ew. 474 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,000 [GROANS] 475 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,084 Here they come. 476 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,594 Hey, Cath, could you get the bathroom for me, too, please? 477 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,887 Aye-aye, Cap'n. 478 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,889 Okay, we're not on a ship. 479 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,141 Just let her be happy, Bowser. 480 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,225 Just let her be happy. 481 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,588 Is this your "job" job? I thought you were a bounty-hunter. 482 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,480 Can I have a vanilla with extra gummy bears? 483 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,650 Wait. You. Don't knock my side-hustle, kid. 484 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,360 Trust me. You never know. 485 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,529 And yes, you can have extra gummy bears, 486 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,822 that'll be an extra 75 cents. 487 00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,031 Do you sing if I tip? 488 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,616 No, I will not sing. 489 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:26,910 [BLAIR] You're no fun. 490 00:21:29,579 --> 00:21:31,331 - What is...? - Hey! What you waitin' on? 491 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:33,207 Come on. 492 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,217 You, uh... got the cash? 493 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:43,426 Yup. 494 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:48,056 Turn around, please. 495 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:49,348 Thank you. 496 00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:51,475 All right. 497 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,463 - [RINGTONE ON CELL PHONE] - Oh, shit. 498 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,030 Yeah. Go for Bowser. 499 00:22:03,947 --> 00:22:05,991 No. No. No. No. Yolanda. 500 00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,951 Don't give it to that bitch-ass, Terrance. 501 00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,368 I'll find him. 502 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,330 I know. 503 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,333 The Men's Parlor. I know. 504 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,126 Because I'll find... 505 00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:18,295 You heard what I said, didn't you? 506 00:22:18,378 --> 00:22:19,378 [WHISPERING] Shit. 507 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,798 Hey. Put that back. 508 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,162 What are you doing? Here you go. 509 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,095 Count it, Sterling. [CLEARS THROAT] 510 00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:29,598 Yep, 2,500. 511 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,617 - That's great. Thank you. It's good. - All right. 512 00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:32,851 Good doing business with you. 513 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:33,935 [GRUNTS] 514 00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:38,231 - As the old saying goes, "Bye." - Uh... 515 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,525 Hey, Bowser. 516 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:41,526 Yeah. 517 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:42,652 Uh... 518 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,946 You look... manly. 519 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,948 Oily... Uh... 520 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,617 Vehicular-ly inclined. 521 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:51,745 Anyway, do you know how much it might cost us 522 00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:53,455 to get that fixed? Roughly? 523 00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:55,624 Oily, huh? Yeah. 524 00:22:56,333 --> 00:23:00,212 Well, as a man who's crashed many cars, 525 00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:04,591 I'd say you'd probably run yourself about 5K worth of damage here. 526 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,468 Yeah. 527 00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:10,013 Um... Do you have any more jobs? 528 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,765 Ah, jeez, if I had any more jobs, 529 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:14,142 if I had more jobs... Look... 530 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,062 I like you girls. I do. 531 00:23:18,021 --> 00:23:19,189 You're fast as hell. 532 00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:21,400 You run like a deer. It was amazing. 533 00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,652 And you, you're a freakishly good shot. 534 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:25,153 But I've got rent to pay. 535 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,281 I can't split my rewards on folks I can nab on my own, see? 536 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,409 Hey, we get it. 537 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,537 Yeah, well, getting it is half the battle, ah? 538 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,372 So, what do you want to do now? 539 00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:36,957 Go to the Men's Parlor? 540 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,585 That secret club of which we know the exact location? 541 00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:43,463 Hey, uh, what's the address over there? 542 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,147 The address alone won't get you very far. 543 00:23:45,215 --> 00:23:47,092 - And why is that? - You need us to get in it. 544 00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:48,655 It... um... It's in this country club 545 00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,721 and they only cater to this specific clientele, it's... 546 00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:53,306 - White people. - Blair. 547 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:54,390 What? It's true! 548 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,560 I don't think it's written in stone, but... 549 00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:59,229 actually, it... it might be. 550 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:03,692 So, unfortunately these places have some outdated policies that don't... 551 00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:07,320 Okay. Enough with the Black history, Reverend Al Sharpton. I get it. 552 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:08,571 They're racist. 553 00:24:08,905 --> 00:24:09,905 - Right. - Yes. 554 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:13,326 Yeah, so you can have the address for, 555 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:15,454 I don't know, say... a hundred, 556 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:20,500 or you could have personal whitey escorts 557 00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:23,170 - for three thou... - Five. 558 00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:25,213 Five thousand dollars. 559 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,591 If you deliver me John Stevens, 560 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,634 y'all will get paid. 561 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:32,929 John Stevens, dude. 562 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:35,700 It can't be April's dad. There's gotta be a bajillion John Stevenses. 563 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,809 Bajillion John Stevenses that belong to Men's Parlor? 564 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,854 April's dad is the creep on our eighth grade trip to Jekyll Island 565 00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:43,023 that said I was developing nicely. 566 00:24:43,106 --> 00:24:44,107 Oh, barf. Yes. 567 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,318 I'd love to arrest him and watch April squirm. 568 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,823 Are you wearing my Savage X Fenty bralette again? 569 00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:52,032 I hate you. You'll stink it up with your smelly boobs. 570 00:24:52,115 --> 00:24:53,158 Now's not the time. 571 00:24:53,909 --> 00:24:56,453 Cool. We know John Stevens. 572 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,371 Say again. 573 00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,540 Oh, yeah, we brought him in before. 574 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:02,667 What did the old boy do this time? 575 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:06,379 Solicitation and battery. 576 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,340 Real pillar of his community. 577 00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:10,133 Skipped bail last week, even. 578 00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:13,011 Having a meeting tonight at The Men's Parlor at 6:00. 579 00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:15,764 My bail bondsman. My bail bondswoman... 580 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,350 My bail bondsperson got a tip. 581 00:25:19,267 --> 00:25:20,267 Dope. 582 00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:21,810 Let's ride. 583 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:25,524 - Dope. Let's ride. - Hey! My car. 584 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,199 [TIRES SCREECH] 585 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,622 Well, this is some Django shit. 586 00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:42,874 Hey, Trevor. Hey, Miles. 587 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:43,958 Hey, Miss Wesley. 588 00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:46,043 Miss Wesley. 589 00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:48,255 Hey, Miles. 590 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,633 Oh, uh, you guys going to be parking today? 591 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:52,968 No. He's just dropping us off. 592 00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,082 Park down by the service entrance, 593 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:01,059 download Fruit Ninja. 594 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:03,228 We'll be back with your guy. 595 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,855 What the hell is a "fruit ninja"? 596 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,985 I'm really hoping you have a plan. 597 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:15,240 Not so much a plan as like a general idea... ish... ment. 598 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:16,408 Care to enlighten me? 599 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:17,492 Okay, how about... 600 00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:20,996 we walk into The Men's Parlor like a couple of Lara Crofts. 601 00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:24,958 And then we slip some of my melatonin into Mr. Stevens' drink, 602 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,751 like James Bond and then we grab him... 603 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:28,755 Or we can clock him in the head with this pistol? 604 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:29,754 You brought a pistol? 605 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:30,880 [WOMAN] Hello, girls... 606 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:33,592 Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Jenson. Y'all are looking sharp. 607 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:34,509 Thank you. 608 00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,261 I love that nail color, Mrs. Jenson. 609 00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:38,430 It's like skin color, but prettier. 610 00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:40,724 Y'all are too dang sweet. 611 00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:42,809 Tell your mother and daddy we said hello. 612 00:26:42,892 --> 00:26:45,092 Yes, ma'am, and see you Sunday morning bright and early. 613 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:46,229 Oh, you will. 614 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:49,858 Aren't they precious? I wish Frank would date one of them. 615 00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:52,101 I wasn't going to meet up with a bounty hunter unarmed. 616 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:53,278 That's just common sense. 617 00:26:53,361 --> 00:26:54,404 Stranger danger. 618 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,170 [SCOFFS] He's not here. It's past six o'clock... 619 00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:11,921 Hey. What are you two doing in here? 620 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,548 Come on, get over here. 621 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:14,912 - [BLAIR SCOFFS] - [MILES] Quick. 622 00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:20,472 Are you two crazy? 623 00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,682 That's The "Men's" Parlour. 624 00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:24,476 Neither of you are mens. 625 00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:25,894 Uh... [SCOFFS] 626 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,604 Y... Yeah, obviously. 627 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:31,858 But, I don't see a Women's Parlour here. 628 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:34,569 So, we're here in protest. Okay? 629 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:37,489 ♪ Show me what a Women's Parlour looks like ♪ 630 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:40,075 ♪ This is what a Women's Parlour looks like! ♪ 631 00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:42,535 - ♪ Show me what a Women's... ♪ - [INTERRUPTING] 632 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,954 Uh... Uh... We're looking for John Stevens. 633 00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:47,207 We heard he had a meeting. Know where we can find him? 634 00:27:47,290 --> 00:27:49,501 If I told you, I would lose my job. 635 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:52,295 You know how weird this place is about secrets and traditions. 636 00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:58,467 Hey, Miles. 637 00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:01,137 Hey. 638 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:03,223 Miles, we, uh... 639 00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:04,807 really... 640 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,521 need your help... 641 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:15,777 here. So... 642 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:17,236 Uh... 643 00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:20,573 All right, he's in the humidor. 644 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:22,857 It's where a group of guys called The Bourbon Club meet. 645 00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:23,909 Great. Where is it? 646 00:28:24,744 --> 00:28:26,806 - It's around that corner, but... - Okay. Thanks, Miles. 647 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,206 Okay, we'll see you later. 648 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,006 Did you see that? I, like, totally seduced him. 649 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:38,967 [WHISPERING] Focus! I think it's this. 650 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,050 Oh. 651 00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:50,061 There's nothing here. 652 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:51,145 Well... 653 00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:53,356 thanks for nothing, Miles. 654 00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:55,358 What are y'all in the mood for? 655 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,611 We got top shelf or... hell, we can all slum it with Beam. 656 00:28:58,695 --> 00:28:59,738 [MEN CHUCKLE] 657 00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:02,532 [MAN] Find that single barrel we like so much from Pigeon Forge. Mm. 658 00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:05,201 Anyway, now y'all gonna have to believe me when I tell y'all... 659 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:07,996 - that was Gerald. - [MAN] And now you're tellin' fibs. 660 00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:10,749 [MAN 3] No, he's not. Girl was there, and the cops were coming 661 00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,585 and John happened to be at the motel bar. 662 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:16,546 [CHUCKLES] Gerald asked him to take the fall. 663 00:29:16,629 --> 00:29:17,881 Gerald's got rage issues. 664 00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:21,176 Saying you're the one who beat up a whore is a damn big sacrifice. 665 00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,636 He's been my business partner for 18 years. 666 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,971 Wife's in hospice care. 667 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:27,182 Ovarian cancer's got her any day now. 668 00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:30,435 I couldn't let Gerald ruin himself in her eyes, 669 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:33,229 so when she passes, he'll confess. 670 00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:35,982 And until then, I'm hidin' out. 671 00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:37,066 [CHUCKLES] 672 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,943 [MAN 1] Dadgum, you're a good man, John. 673 00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:41,464 [MAN 2] A lot better than I'd have done, that's for damn sure. 674 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:42,363 [MAN 1] Yeah, we know. 675 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:43,927 [MAN 2] Hey, I found it. There it is. 676 00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:45,310 - [MAN 1] Finally. - [MEN CHUCKLE] 677 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,786 [JOHN] Bring that on in. Mmm. 678 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:48,869 It's looking good. 679 00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,080 [BREATHING FAST] 680 00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,165 Sterling! 681 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:54,918 Holy shit. 682 00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:57,754 Mr. Stevens was just protecting his fuckboy partner. 683 00:29:58,463 --> 00:29:59,964 We can't bring him in. 684 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,591 Dude, we need the money. 685 00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:03,968 He didn't do it, it would be wrong. You know this! 686 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,094 - Ow! - [SIGHS] 687 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,890 You can be very un-fun sometimes! 688 00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:12,726 Hm. 689 00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,773 Get out of here! Oh, peach! [CHUCKLES] 690 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,733 I'm a fruit ninja. 691 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:20,777 Hey, uh... 692 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:23,153 He wasn't there. 693 00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:26,032 Goddamn it, I thought you said you knew what you were doin'. 694 00:30:26,115 --> 00:30:28,785 We thought that you said that you knew what you were doing. 695 00:30:28,868 --> 00:30:32,330 Yeah, Bowser, so you must of... had some misinformation. 696 00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:33,581 [GROANS] 697 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:34,665 Shhhit. 698 00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:36,042 [STARTS ENGINE] 699 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,544 Misinformation. 700 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:39,295 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 701 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,054 [MOANING ECSTATICALLY] 702 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:49,973 Oh, that's awesome. 703 00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:52,475 [BOTH MOAN] 704 00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:55,603 That's... 705 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,648 That's, that's it. 706 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:05,196 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 707 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,281 That was amazing. 708 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:08,116 Mmm. I love you. 709 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,117 I love you. 710 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,202 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 711 00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:20,003 - Oh. Hey, babe. - Hey. 712 00:31:20,086 --> 00:31:20,962 How was your day? 713 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:22,765 It was really good. Did you have a good day? 714 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,007 I had such a good day. 715 00:31:24,090 --> 00:31:25,758 - Okay, yeah... See ya. - Do you...? 716 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:28,094 - Okay. - See ya. Uh, I go... I got golf. 717 00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:30,513 You totally just boned. 718 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,432 [SIGHS] We made love. 719 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:34,601 You mean you boned, but slower? 720 00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,020 That must have been so intense. 721 00:31:37,103 --> 00:31:38,354 It was kind of awesome. 722 00:31:38,438 --> 00:31:39,814 Oh, my God. When he's... 723 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,190 Hi, Sterling. 724 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,692 - Hi, April. - Hi, Blair. 725 00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:44,485 [WHIMPERS] 726 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,486 If my... 727 00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:47,130 If I didn't know my fate at this school 728 00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:49,449 rested in her cold little condom-wrapper-grabbing hands, 729 00:31:49,532 --> 00:31:51,242 I'd feel bad for April about her dad. 730 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:54,037 I hate her dumb bitch face but... yeah. 731 00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:58,267 If his business partner doesn't confess, does he have to go to jail for him? 732 00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:00,668 She'd have one more thing to pray about, that's for sure. 733 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:02,921 [CELL PHONE DINGS] 734 00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:04,631 Shit. Shit. Shit. 735 00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:05,924 Check your phone. Shit! 736 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:07,967 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 737 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:11,304 - [GROANS] - [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 738 00:32:14,098 --> 00:32:16,392 You don't have to sign who it's from. 739 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:19,729 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 740 00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:25,944 Disappointment is beyond what your father and I feel right now. 741 00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:27,904 - We trusted you girls... - The Volt is so small. 742 00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:30,132 Oh, you do not interrupt me when I'm talking to you...! 743 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:31,532 You do not interrupt your mother. 744 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,336 Took your father's truck without permission. 745 00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:34,369 You treated it like trash 746 00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,871 and what's more, you didn't even tell us about crashing it. 747 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:39,791 You were dishonest and you were irresponsible. 748 00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:44,711 That's right. 749 00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:47,840 [CLEARS THROAT] 750 00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:51,636 We've decided that you two will have to pay for the repairs. 751 00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:55,473 That's right, you'll have to get jobs. 752 00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,350 [MAN] And if you can't handle that, 753 00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:59,936 then we will fix the truck with the money we spend 754 00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:01,562 sending you to Willingham. 755 00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:02,647 Oh, that's good. 756 00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:04,440 See if y'all can handle public school. 757 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:06,442 [WOMAN] Is that what y'all want? Public school? 758 00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:08,528 Where the principal wears blue jeans, 759 00:33:08,611 --> 00:33:10,113 and the classrooms are just 760 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:12,657 one long bench and a chalkboard on wheels. 761 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:13,949 - No, ma'am. - Maybe. 762 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,035 Young lady, don't you get smart with me. 763 00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:20,707 Now, are we understood? 764 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:23,208 [BOTH] Yes, ma'am. 765 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:25,044 [WOMAN] Well, what are you waiting for? Go. 766 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:26,128 Go! 767 00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:29,882 - [SIGHS] I'm just... - Mm. 768 00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:32,945 [SIGHS] If we leave right now, we can still make our court. 769 00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:33,803 Ooh. 770 00:33:33,886 --> 00:33:37,098 - [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] - That's good good good good good good. 771 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:40,018 - That's good. - [KNOCKING] 772 00:33:40,101 --> 00:33:41,269 - Go away! - Hey. 773 00:33:41,352 --> 00:33:42,352 Or come in. 774 00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:43,770 Hey. 775 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,067 Mm-mm. 776 00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:51,988 We need work, Bowser. 777 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,993 And I need a big house with a white picket fence 778 00:33:54,073 --> 00:33:56,367 and Tawny Kitaen in the back, cooking me up some pancakes. 779 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,931 - That's what I need. - We're serious. 780 00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,412 - Yeah. - Oh, I can tell. 781 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:01,039 Well, I gave you a chance 782 00:34:01,289 --> 00:34:02,582 and you didn't catch the skip, 783 00:34:02,915 --> 00:34:04,542 so it doesn't sound promising to me. 784 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:05,793 You can use us. 785 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,712 We have a lot of power in the community. 786 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:11,883 Like, the rich people community. 787 00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:13,342 [CHUCKLING] Yeah, okay, then. 788 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:14,677 Find me John Stevens. 789 00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:19,932 You know, solicitation of a prostitute and battery, 790 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:23,436 that just doesn't sound like John Stevens. Are you sure that the charges are right? 791 00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:25,855 I would hate to put him away if he didn't really do it. 792 00:34:25,938 --> 00:34:26,939 Hold it right there. 793 00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:29,942 A bounty hunter catches a guy and collects the bounty. 794 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,153 - Whether he did it... - Or she... 795 00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:38,367 Whether he or she did it is no concern of mine. 796 00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:40,578 And if you're real bounty hunters, 797 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,350 it shouldn't be any of yours, either. 798 00:34:44,957 --> 00:34:47,061 - He knows we're not bounty hunters. - Maybe he doesn't, 799 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,127 so just chill. 800 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,879 Okay. Yeah, I can do that. 801 00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:52,465 Just soooo chill. 802 00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:54,759 - Just super chill. - Chill. 803 00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:55,885 So chill. 804 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,726 [SNIFFS] I know you're not really bounty hunters. 805 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:02,809 - Aw, shit. - Aw, shoot. 806 00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:06,020 I mean, "Come again, dog?" 807 00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:08,064 I ran your plates, kid. 808 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:11,901 You're the teenage daughters of Anderson and Deborah Wesley 809 00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:13,820 of 495 Albemarle Circle. 810 00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,781 Before that you were at 716 Margaret Mitchell. 811 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,909 By the way, your mama has six unpaid parking tickets. 812 00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:23,287 You post on TikTok 4.2 times a week. 813 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:26,833 - Should I go on? - TikTok is an art. 814 00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:28,417 How do you know all of that? 815 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,044 Because I'm good at my job, 816 00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:32,880 which is why I was going to let you get away with this 817 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,924 until you deliver me John Stevens. 818 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:36,717 He's a big payday, 819 00:35:37,426 --> 00:35:38,986 but obviously that's beyond your scope. 820 00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:41,681 But you said yourself we're good at this stuff. 821 00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:43,432 Did I really say that? 822 00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:45,434 - Yes. - I don't... 823 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:48,938 Okay, but it just doesn't make sense for me, girls. 824 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,732 It'd be like I was babysitting. 825 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,776 [CHUCKLES] And who wants to see me with a baby? 826 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,444 Do you understand? Hell, come on. 827 00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:58,322 Feel free to come by here any time to say hi. 828 00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,532 Because y'all crack me up. 829 00:35:59,615 --> 00:36:00,867 [MOCKING CHUCKLE] 830 00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:02,952 [CLEARS THROAT] 831 00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:05,948 Don't arrest John Stevens. We have inside information. 832 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:06,998 - He's innocent. - Yeah. 833 00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:09,876 Inside information, hm? 834 00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:11,501 All right, let's see. 835 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:13,379 Take a look at that. 836 00:36:14,046 --> 00:36:16,382 Security footage from the night of the arrest. 837 00:36:17,216 --> 00:36:19,010 [STERLING] Oh, my gosh, it's totally him. 838 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:25,641 This is bonkerballs. 839 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,644 Mr. Stevens did it, that little lying piece of shit. 840 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:31,105 - He beat up that poor woman. - We should have known. 841 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,691 He just happened to be at the bar? Motels don't have bars. 842 00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:34,774 Oh, yeah. 843 00:36:35,401 --> 00:36:37,403 God, you're so smart. It's kind of annoying. 844 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:38,486 Oh. 845 00:36:39,238 --> 00:36:40,615 Okay, we need to find him. 846 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,778 Hey, text Miles and see if he's at The Men's Parlour. 847 00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:43,825 Good idea. 848 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:48,914 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 849 00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,127 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 850 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,212 He said he can't tell me. 851 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,297 - Tell him you'll go on a date with him. - [GROANS] 852 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:00,468 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 853 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:04,013 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 854 00:37:04,096 --> 00:37:05,097 He's not there. 855 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:06,182 [CELL PHONE BLEEPS] 856 00:37:06,265 --> 00:37:07,265 Please! 857 00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:09,060 There's no way he's hiding out at home. 858 00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:11,395 How the hell are we gonna find out where he went? 859 00:37:13,105 --> 00:37:14,190 I might have an idea. 860 00:37:20,112 --> 00:37:22,031 You might have an idea or actually have an idea. 861 00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:24,301 No, I have an idea. Let me have my cool, ominous moment. 862 00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,325 Okay, sorry. 863 00:37:27,161 --> 00:37:28,162 It's just not cool. 864 00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:29,621 [SCOFFS] 865 00:37:30,873 --> 00:37:32,708 Hey, April, we need to talk to you. 866 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:35,127 The pressures of Fellowship too much already? 867 00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:36,796 I wish I could help. 868 00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:38,381 Oh, bless your heart. 869 00:37:38,714 --> 00:37:40,883 Uh, no, we met with your daddy this week, 870 00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:44,387 and he so graciously offered to sponsor our field trip to the soup kitchen. 871 00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:45,638 What a sweet man. 872 00:37:45,721 --> 00:37:47,890 Yeah, the problem is that funding is due tomorrow 873 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,142 and we can't seem to find him. Do you know where he is? 874 00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:51,727 You met with him earlier this week? 875 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,521 Yeah, Monday. Lovely office. 876 00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:54,855 Gorgeous interior design. 877 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:58,150 That's funny, because he took his helicopter to Hilton Head 878 00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:00,111 for a golf retreat ten days ago. 879 00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:01,904 - Ooh. - Okay... what? 880 00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:03,656 I'll explain later. 881 00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:05,908 Oh. Sorry, did I say this past Monday? 882 00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,994 I meant the Monday before that. I'm... [CHUCKLES] 883 00:38:08,077 --> 00:38:09,304 - It's been a long day... - Yeah. 884 00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:11,831 ...and yeah, my brain's like melted into a puddle, and, yeah. 885 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:17,128 I don't know what you little tramps think you're up to, 886 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:18,879 but I know you're lying. 887 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,924 You do not want to mess with me, honey. 888 00:38:22,717 --> 00:38:25,553 Just need the money to continue to spread Christ's love. 889 00:38:25,636 --> 00:38:28,431 - No need to get worked up about it. - Stay away from my family. 890 00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:32,560 Have a blessed night. 891 00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:34,103 Oh, you too, sweetie. 892 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,273 Read the room, Hannah B. For the love of God, read the room. 893 00:38:37,356 --> 00:38:38,357 Hey, Sterl? 894 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:43,904 I wonder what Ellen would say if she knew 895 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:48,200 that while I was home making care packages for homeless teens, 896 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:54,540 her star Fellowship leader was spreading her legs for Luke Creswell 897 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:55,958 in the senior lot. 898 00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:57,043 Gosh. 899 00:38:57,668 --> 00:38:59,795 What would the whole school... say? 900 00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:05,717 Hoarder. 901 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:11,474 It was fun while it lasted, Sterl, huh? 902 00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:13,851 Our little life of badassery? 903 00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:16,874 Just would have been nice if it ended 904 00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:19,106 after we got the money to pay back Mom and Dad. 905 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:22,068 Maybe we can get jobs at that other Yogurtopia on Peachtree. 906 00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:24,111 Might not suck so hard if we get the same shift. 907 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,864 "Hashtag April helps sick kids through Christ." 908 00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:27,947 What? 909 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,451 That's the hashtag of April's discipleship weekend. 910 00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:32,828 Where she took that stupid helicopter to her lake house. 911 00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:34,205 Oh, shit. Yeah. 912 00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:36,916 I bet he is hiding out there. 913 00:39:36,999 --> 00:39:38,239 But how do we find the address? 914 00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:40,461 Well, if April geo-tagged the photos, then... 915 00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:42,671 [GROANS] Except she blocked me. 916 00:39:42,755 --> 00:39:44,673 And her dad's account is private. 917 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:47,927 Unless... 918 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:53,057 - [CAMERA CLICK SOUND] - Ooh. 919 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:54,225 Take one of me like this. 920 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,311 Sterling take... Sterling. 921 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,108 Ster... Sterling! What are you doing? 922 00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:06,362 Fake account, sexy profile pics, 923 00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:08,781 send a follow request and... 924 00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,116 Oh. 925 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:12,368 And now we wait. 926 00:40:12,451 --> 00:40:13,451 Yeah. 927 00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,412 Okay. 928 00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:21,043 Top five... hottest guys at Willingham. 929 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:23,421 Besides Luke and Jennings? 930 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,673 [SCOFFS] Yeah. Of... Of course... 931 00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:26,966 - Um... - Okay. 932 00:40:27,049 --> 00:40:28,426 The first one's easy, obviously. 933 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:30,070 - Owen Caruthers. - Yeah. Chase Holten. 934 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,137 - What? No! - Eww. 935 00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:34,390 Owen's, like, spooky hot. 936 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,642 Chase is, like, boring and hot. 937 00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:38,436 I like his hair-swoopy thing 938 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:40,399 and he looks like he'd be a really good cuddler. 939 00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:41,814 [MOCK GAGGING] 940 00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:44,316 Owen looks like he's going to die of some old-timey disease. 941 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,110 Yeah, I love that. 942 00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:47,570 - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] - Hey. 943 00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:48,779 Oh, dang, that was fast. 944 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,739 [CHUCKLES] Clearly a boob man. 945 00:40:51,407 --> 00:40:53,117 Okay, we have the address. Let's go! 946 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,285 Wait wait wait wait... 947 00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:55,494 What about Fellowship? 948 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:58,456 What about April ruining your Christian reputation? 949 00:40:58,539 --> 00:41:00,249 He beat up a prostitute. 950 00:41:00,624 --> 00:41:03,210 Letting John Stevens walk around free of judgment? 951 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:06,380 That just wouldn't be the Christian thing to do. 952 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:08,715 Okay! 953 00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:10,259 Christ for the win! 954 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:14,305 Badassery reinstated. 955 00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:20,978 [TIRES SCREECH] 956 00:41:25,816 --> 00:41:27,485 [TIRES SCREECH] 957 00:41:34,116 --> 00:41:35,116 It's coming up. 958 00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:38,704 He's not in the den. 959 00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:39,787 Go. 960 00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:58,765 Dude... 961 00:41:58,974 --> 00:41:59,974 Look. Look. 962 00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:01,894 [STERLING] That must be him. 963 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,188 We're straight-up detectives. 964 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:05,898 It's so baller. 965 00:42:05,981 --> 00:42:06,981 I feel baller. 966 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:09,235 Adventure kind of makes me horny. 967 00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:10,694 Everything makes you horny. 968 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:11,945 Come on. 969 00:42:14,698 --> 00:42:16,492 - [BLAIR AND STERLING GRUNT] - Dear Lord! 970 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,202 Sterling? 971 00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:21,121 I want to say, Jessica? 972 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,885 [CHUCKLING] What are you ladies doing here? 973 00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:24,875 You know, you're lucky I didn't use my gun. 974 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:27,253 That's okay. We'll use ours. 975 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,336 [GRUNTS] 976 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,379 Prostitute beater! 977 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:32,675 The hell are you doing? 978 00:42:33,092 --> 00:42:35,469 - I'll have you arrested. What the hell? - [GUN COCKS] 979 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,638 Actually, Mr. Stevens, it's kind of the opposite. 980 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,515 We're having you arrested. 981 00:42:39,598 --> 00:42:40,975 - We'll have you arrested. - What? 982 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:42,726 Remember when you thought it would be cool 983 00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:45,210 to cheat on your wife with a prostitute and then beat her up? 984 00:42:45,604 --> 00:42:47,356 Turns out, not so cool. 985 00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:49,400 - Yeah, not so cool. - You little cunts. 986 00:42:49,483 --> 00:42:50,943 - [GIRLS GASP] - "Little C-words?" 987 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,612 Mr. Stevens, you crossed a line. That's nasty. 988 00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:54,989 Guess what else is nasty? 989 00:42:55,864 --> 00:42:57,324 I've peed in your pool. 990 00:42:58,617 --> 00:42:59,493 A bunch. 991 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:01,662 How dare you? Get out of my way! 992 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:02,788 [GRUNTS] 993 00:43:02,871 --> 00:43:04,081 Oh, nice move, goalie. 994 00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:06,667 [BLAIR] Yeah. Gave him the old "Wesley check". 995 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:09,420 By the way, my name is Blair, bitch. 996 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,966 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 997 00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:15,384 - Can you "drink" me? - Yep. 998 00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:20,681 God, I'm still absolutely starving. 999 00:43:20,764 --> 00:43:22,644 - I've literally never been hungrier. - [GROANS] 1000 00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:23,767 Oh, y'all gonna be sorry. 1001 00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:25,102 Hey, Mr. Stevens? 1002 00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,062 Could you shut the fuck up? 1003 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,942 ...and we asked about the help wanted poster. 1004 00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:33,986 And he, like, hired us on the spot. 1005 00:43:34,069 --> 00:43:36,447 Another great thing is the hours are flexible 1006 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:37,740 and they're open late. 1007 00:43:37,823 --> 00:43:40,284 So, instead of going to parties, you can go to work. 1008 00:43:40,367 --> 00:43:41,660 [CHUCKLING] 1009 00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:42,744 That sounds fair. 1010 00:43:43,829 --> 00:43:45,664 So tell me, what's the pay? 1011 00:43:45,748 --> 00:43:47,499 - Oh. - Oh. I think it's like, um... 1012 00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:49,043 like a hundred... 1013 00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:50,252 Fifty? 1014 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:51,962 A hundred fifty dollars an hour? 1015 00:43:52,254 --> 00:43:54,214 - [STERLING] Oh, no... - [BLAIR] Dollars? No. 1016 00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:55,633 - Like, dimes an hour. - Yeah. 1017 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:56,717 Obviously. 1018 00:43:57,259 --> 00:43:58,844 - That's fifteen bucks an hour. - Yeah. 1019 00:43:58,927 --> 00:44:00,846 [BLAIR] Right? Because when in, um... 1020 00:44:00,929 --> 00:44:03,390 Hi, Mr. Bowser! Meet our parents. 1021 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:04,475 Ah. 1022 00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:05,558 Hey. 1023 00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:07,728 - Hi! - [BOWSER] All right. 1024 00:44:09,146 --> 00:44:10,439 Yeah, all right. 1025 00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:13,692 Gotta get this... [MUMBLING] 1026 00:44:14,234 --> 00:44:15,944 Oh, hey, you know, hey. The kids... 1027 00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:17,696 Uh, they're good. 1028 00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:19,698 Uh, good job. Yeah. 1029 00:44:20,574 --> 00:44:22,414 - They're all right. - [BOWSER] Yes, all right. 1030 00:44:22,951 --> 00:44:26,205 [CHUCKLING] All right. Well, we will see y'all at home. 1031 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:27,706 - Yeah. - Be safe. 1032 00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:31,502 Blair, honey, don't you think maybe you should tie your hair back? 1033 00:44:31,585 --> 00:44:33,065 You know, being around all this food. 1034 00:44:33,128 --> 00:44:34,505 Yeah. Yes, Mama. 1035 00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:36,882 Okay. Oh, nice to meet you. 1036 00:44:37,257 --> 00:44:38,634 Uh... toodle-oo, then. 1037 00:44:38,717 --> 00:44:39,717 Take care, Miss Cathy. 1038 00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,053 - Love you! - Bye! 1039 00:44:41,136 --> 00:44:42,596 - [DEBBIE] Love y'all. - Drive safe. 1040 00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:45,264 [STERLING SIGHS] 1041 00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:49,186 Sterling, who am I? 1042 00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:53,816 Well, hey, who am I? 1043 00:44:55,025 --> 00:44:57,569 No, her hand's... Her hand's here. 1044 00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:00,698 Ah, Jesus. 1045 00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:03,297 What's happening? Did y'all pay for that? 1046 00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:05,285 You can just take it out of our fifty percent. 1047 00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:09,832 Okay, girls, you need to understand that there's a seniority in this business, 1048 00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:12,126 and I've been doing it much longer than you have, 1049 00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:15,337 so that has earned me a certain level of status, see? 1050 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,840 So I'll give you 2K 1051 00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:21,468 and the name of my guy who'll fix your truck up for you cheap. 1052 00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:22,927 Um... 1053 00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:26,306 Well, what if we don't accept that? 1054 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:28,183 Oh, this is you playing hardball? 1055 00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:29,518 - Sure. - [CHUCKLES] Okay. 1056 00:45:29,601 --> 00:45:31,145 Seeing as how you're underage 1057 00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:33,313 and can't secure a license to bounty hunt, 1058 00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:35,482 if you want to keep working with me, 1059 00:45:36,608 --> 00:45:39,945 I don't think you have any options but to accept my terms. 1060 00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:43,323 So, you want to keep working with us? 1061 00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,242 [SNICKERS] 1062 00:45:46,326 --> 00:45:48,829 I suppose I could, uh, see your potential 1063 00:45:48,912 --> 00:45:50,914 to broaden my access around these parts. 1064 00:45:51,874 --> 00:45:53,917 [KNOCKING] 1065 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:54,918 Oh, Jesus. 1066 00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:57,004 [WOMAN] Yelp says you don't close until eleven. 1067 00:45:58,338 --> 00:46:00,174 - So does your voicemail. - Goddamn it. 1068 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,301 Visors on, let's go. 1069 00:46:02,384 --> 00:46:04,344 [ROCK MUSIC] 1070 00:46:04,428 --> 00:46:05,428 Hey. 1071 00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:09,807 Come on. 1072 00:46:12,686 --> 00:46:14,813 And put that hair in a bun or somethin'. Fix it up. 1073 00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:16,732 [BLAIR] You sound like my mom.