1 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:09,260 Don't worry, everyone. It was just the red wine from the barrel breaking. 2 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:10,843 It's pretty good. 3 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:13,644 I don't think I've had the pleasure. 4 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:15,272 Oh, you'd remember if you did. 5 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,349 It's probably not the best time to flirt. 6 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,144 -Read the room. -Right, yeah. 7 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:20,308 Hi. Brent Davenport. 8 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:24,265 I feel terrible that I'm late especially since Julia's dead now. 9 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:27,528 I mean, she was so... 10 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:29,611 alive before. 11 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,204 Oh, grief. 12 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,633 Chief of police coming through. 13 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,300 Look at this goddamn Fruit Roll-Up. 14 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:47,339 Mapleworth, everywhere you go, someone gets killed. 15 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,512 I would never invite you to a party. 16 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,511 -Especially a surprise party. -I would. 17 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:54,973 Having one of my guests get murdered is worth having Miss Mapleworth 18 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,885 grace me with her dancing charismas. 19 00:00:56,974 --> 00:00:59,774 Pilts, Come on, man. You're getting all worked up for nothing. 20 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:02,732 I need you to go to my car and get my crime-scene gloves. 21 00:01:02,813 --> 00:01:04,983 Not my fishing gloves, not my miming gloves, 22 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,185 not my falcon gloves. 23 00:01:06,275 --> 00:01:08,645 I only need a set of those one at a time anyway, it's not two. 24 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,235 You never seen a person with two falcon gloves. 25 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:12,820 -Yeah, I-- -Sitting in the park with two hands up? 26 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,776 -Yeah. Maybe I misremembered. -No one leaves. 27 00:01:14,867 --> 00:01:18,077 I'm gonna question every single person here. 28 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:19,541 So none of the married people? 29 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:20,831 -What? -You said you wanted 30 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:25,094 to question every single person here, so everyone in a relationship is free. 31 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:26,339 Are you fucking with me? 32 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,510 -I don't think I am F-ing with you. -Go get the goddamn gloves! 33 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:38,101 Mapleworth, none of that amateur-detective nonsense. 34 00:01:38,182 --> 00:01:41,562 Guess what? You are a suspect too. 35 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,482 Me as a suspect. That's rich. 36 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,775 -Yeah, that's crazy. -No, that's Rich. 37 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,569 Richard Belt. He's acting very suspicious. 38 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:52,823 I'll be right back. 39 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:02,998 Wish I was that glass of wine, to get so much attention from you. 40 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:05,424 Brent Davenport. And you are? 41 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:07,001 Not interested at all. 42 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,085 Ouchie. 43 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,710 Let me peep that phone for a sec. 44 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,587 Don't worry, my hands are medium clean. 45 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,175 Just texted myself so I got your number. 46 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:22,683 Watch it, dipshit. 47 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,268 I know I am, but what are you? 48 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:31,567 Asshole. 49 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,027 Stop it! 50 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:43,913 I'm so sorry, I thought you were hurting someone back there. 51 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:47,127 -It's fine. -But I do have one query, Mr. Belt. 52 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:51,339 What were you arguing with Julia about right before she was laminated? 53 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:54,931 She started using twist-offs instead of buying cork from me. 54 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,388 But I would never... 55 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,559 ever zamboni her with a barrel. 56 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,968 Then why were you sneaking out so quickly? 57 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:02,927 Because I'm upset. 58 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,806 So I came out here to do my breathing exercises 59 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:09,524 and fight this stupid tree to clear my thoughts. 60 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,070 Well, I believe you. 61 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:14,109 This tree seems like a real knob job. 62 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,204 -Do you care to join me? -I would love to. 63 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,487 -I'm stuck. -Pilts! 64 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,078 Tell me again why we're in the bathroom? 65 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:27,922 It's just a place where people don't lie and it's pretty private. 66 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,627 Here's Heidi. 67 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,051 Oh, hello again. 68 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:35,670 Do your arms hurt from running through my dreams? 69 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:36,877 Why would my arms hurt? 70 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:40,297 Proper arm swing is the key to an efficient stride. 71 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,597 Dude, are you try to pick me up in a bathroom? 72 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:45,271 -Yeah. -No. Wash your hands. 73 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,600 Oh, no, I'm a "wash before" type of guy. 74 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,613 Remind me to clean that doorknob on the way out. 75 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:55,278 Okay, we have a few questions for you. 76 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,066 It's-- It's Heidi. 77 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:00,866 Yeah. We've met before. 78 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,869 I helped you solve a murder. 79 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,751 Right, right, right! 80 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:08,119 It's Heidi, sir. 81 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,536 -Great backup. -How did you forget that quickly? 82 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:13,917 No, I'm just distracted by the overwhelming smell 83 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,714 of urinal cakes in here. 84 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,757 And do they call them "cakes" anyway? 85 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:20,091 Taste terrible. Okay... 86 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,804 -young lady. -What? 87 00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:24,888 Where were you when the murder occurred? 88 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:27,183 I was in the reception room with everyone. 89 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,597 And can anyone corroborate that? 90 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,476 Everyone who was in the room. 91 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:35,358 Can I go now? Because someone doesn't know how to flush. 92 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,402 -You know, I feel you, Kim. -That's not my name. 93 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:41,616 Just because you're Mapleworth's niece does not mean that you are incapable of... 94 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,158 Murder? 95 00:04:43,242 --> 00:04:45,832 -Pilts, get me another room! -Yes, sir. 96 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:49,411 Give me one second here. 97 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,264 You should get your schnoz out of that phone. 98 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:03,682 You know, that boy in the water closet was trying to flirt with you. 99 00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:07,716 My dear, it's time for you to stop getting likes on that thing 100 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,228 and start getting likes from people. 101 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,060 Aunt Abigail, that was very corny. 102 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,015 Well, then put a stick in my prune-shoot and call me street corn. 103 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:18,067 Your phone can't take you out to a nice dinner 104 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,991 or a movie, or... 105 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,030 share a sweet kiss at the end of the night. 106 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:25,414 Actually, this phone can order me dinner and a movie, 107 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,002 and if I turn the camera around, I could just kiss myself. 108 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:30,748 Boy, your generation has answer for everything, don't they? 109 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:31,751 Yes, we do. 110 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,166 Brent just texted me. "You up?" 111 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,416 -It's 2 in the afternoon. -Text him back. 112 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:39,965 Here, I'll text him back. 113 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:42,756 Well, you're texting on the back of the phone. 114 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:45,353 -Oh, I sure am. -I don't wanna text him 115 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:47,559 because he's creepy AF. 116 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:50,599 "Apple fritter." The worst of the apple desserts. 117 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,604 You guys talking about Brent Davenport? 118 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:56,056 Paige! I thought I felt sudden disappointment. 119 00:05:56,148 --> 00:05:57,648 A little birdie just told me 120 00:05:57,733 --> 00:06:01,073 that Brent Davenport owns a rival winery called Ample Grapes, 121 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:03,413 and he's here to sniff out the competition. 122 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:06,198 It is weird that he turned up right when Julia was killed. 123 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,453 It's not much of a motive, 124 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:11,655 but at this point, we can't rule out anyone. 125 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:17,037 Oh, so there is a slight difference in the organic merlot and organic rosé. 126 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:19,417 Now this is all pertaining to the case, of course. 127 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:23,215 And speaking of cases, I'd love to have a case of all three put in my car. 128 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,800 I mean, for evidence purposes. 129 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,845 -Okeydokey, sir. -You're free to go. 130 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:29,557 All right. 131 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:33,310 Should I just step over the body or...? 132 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,610 I'll find a new interrogation room. 133 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:39,478 Who do you think did it? 134 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,856 Well, Mr. Belt still seems suspicious. 135 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:45,945 -You ladies talking Richard Belt? -Jesus, Paige! 136 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:50,331 You are as nosy as a bassethound in a room full of people with pork in their pockets. 137 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,910 You know, Julia stopped buying his cork, 138 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:55,996 and now he was so much inventory, he got arrested... 139 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,463 for cork hoarding. 140 00:06:57,543 --> 00:07:01,133 Why didn't you tell us that before? Stop crop-dusting us with clues. 141 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:04,593 Yeah, I can't tell if you're trying to help us or confuse us. 142 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:08,175 I guess that's a mystery you'll have to solve, because I am... 143 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:09,102 helping. 144 00:07:11,515 --> 00:07:12,885 Or I'm not. 145 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:14,305 I might be helping. 146 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:19,611 -I might not be helping. I-- -Get the hell out of here, you jackass! 147 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:22,400 What started this Paige rage? 148 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:23,944 Paige. 149 00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:26,737 About 20 years ago... 150 00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:30,532 Well, it couldn't have been 20 years ago, because she came here in 2010. 151 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,327 Let me see, my math is off. 152 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:34,081 Twenty...? No. 153 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,622 All I know is she did something. 154 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:40,627 Oh, and how there was this time that she-- 155 00:07:40,711 --> 00:07:43,011 You know what? I can't remember actually right now, 156 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:47,048 but on a slow day, it's just fun to have someone you have a beef with, you know? 157 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,804 It just gives you energy. 158 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:50,853 Yeah. 159 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,773 -It is miss or missus? -Miss. 160 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:56,350 Mrs. Delabouche. 161 00:07:56,435 --> 00:07:57,595 -Miss. -Question. 162 00:07:57,686 --> 00:08:01,266 What was your relationship with Mrs. Squift before her death? 163 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:03,976 -We were best friends. -You look nervous. 164 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,283 No. What are you--? I'm-- 165 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,911 What am I nervous about? Nothing. I'm not nervous. 166 00:08:10,616 --> 00:08:13,196 -What are you hiding? -Fine! 167 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:15,365 I confess. I-- I did it. 168 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:19,253 Yes, I did it. 169 00:08:21,335 --> 00:08:25,125 There are crab penises in the crab cakes. 170 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:28,838 And I didn't even use those crab penises. 171 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:31,756 I ripped them off another batch and I mixed them in. 172 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:34,894 "Meet me" 173 00:08:34,973 --> 00:08:36,733 "In the barrel room"? 174 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:40,558 He won't quit. I guess it's time to do a face-to-face unfollow. 175 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:59,156 Well, well, well. 176 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:00,868 Looks like our murderer is... 177 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,669 Is... 178 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,302 Heidi. 179 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:07,259 My name's Heidi. 180 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,049 I mean, you don't look like a Heidi, 181 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,472 but you do look like a murderer.