1 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:03,440 Prepare to be amazed. Fire away. 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:04,880 MISPLAYED PIANO Oh! Oh, right. 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:06,400 It's out of tune. 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,440 HALTING PIANO TUNE 5 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:08,760 HALTING PIANO TUNE 6 00:00:09,920 --> 00:00:11,920 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 7 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:13,960 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 9 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:16,360 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 10 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,040 Oh. 11 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,160 TUNE PAUSES Oh... 12 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,200 TUNE RESUMES, THEN GOES WRONG This is the hard bit. Oh, hello. 13 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:31,040 TUNE RESUMES, THEN GOES WRONG This is the hard bit. Oh, hello. 14 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,160 TUNE CONTINUES TO STRUGGLE 15 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,200 You've made all of it sound quite hard. 16 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:34,480 You've made all of it sound quite hard. 17 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:36,520 # In a perfect world... # 18 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:36,760 # In a perfect world... # 19 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:38,400 Argh! Ah! 20 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,440 Yes! How did you do that?! 21 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:40,800 Yes! How did you do that?! 22 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,840 Is this an adult programme? This is actual television. 23 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:43,160 Is this an adult programme? This is actual television. 24 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,200 Bring the corpse of Stephen Deathbeds. 25 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:45,920 Bring the corpse of Stephen Deathbeds. 26 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,960 Oh! Good one. Pop culture reference. Good one. 27 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,280 Oh! Good one. Pop culture reference. Good one. 28 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:50,080 Ha! HE LAUGHS 29 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,960 Feels quite highbrow, this, doesn't it? 30 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,080 Does it ever. Yeah. 31 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,120 Oh! Oh! SHE LAUGHS 32 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:55,440 Oh! Oh! SHE LAUGHS 33 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,480 That'd be us when we've got a fag on the go. 34 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:57,800 That'd be us when we've got a fag on the go. 35 00:00:57,840 --> 00:00:59,840 Oh, lovely. Feel-good television with a heart. 36 00:00:59,880 --> 00:01:01,120 Oh, lovely. Feel-good television with a heart. 37 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,160 Very clever. Clever, I like that. 38 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:03,440 Very clever. Clever, I like that. 39 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,480 Anyone that goes on this show thinks it's magic. 40 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:06,280 Anyone that goes on this show thinks it's magic. 41 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,320 It's good, though, isn't it? Yeah. Passes the time. 42 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,200 It's good, though, isn't it? Yeah. Passes the time. 43 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,000 Hey, you know what that makes that? What? 44 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,040 An 'Appy Monday! An 'Appy Monday! 45 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:13,320 An 'Appy Monday! An 'Appy Monday! 46 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,080 Wahey! 47 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,120 In the week it didn't quite come home, 48 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:17,920 In the week it didn't quite come home, 49 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:19,960 we enjoyed lots of great telly. 50 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,640 we enjoyed lots of great telly. 51 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,480 There were more Americans on The Floor, 52 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,520 {\an8}showing off their expertise... 53 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:25,800 {\an8}showing off their expertise... 54 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,840 {\an8}There's going to be 45 seconds on the clock. 55 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:28,120 {\an8}There's going to be 45 seconds on the clock. 56 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:30,160 {\an8}Benedetta, you are the challenger. 57 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,440 The category is yoga. 58 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,360 What would be your chosen subjects? 59 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:34,800 Oh, that's a really good question. 60 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,840 I think my chosen subject would be... 61 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:37,120 I think my chosen subject would be... 62 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,160 ..cruises. 63 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,040 You've got a selection, actually. 64 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,080 You could be cruises, Jane McDonald, 65 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,120 You could be cruises, Jane McDonald, 66 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,160 the Sugababes, um... 67 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:45,480 the Sugababes, um... 68 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:47,520 ..Spice Girls, the Saturdays. 69 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:48,400 ..Spice Girls, the Saturdays. 70 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,440 Who else do you like? I'm so butch, aren't I? 71 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:50,680 Who else do you like? I'm so butch, aren't I? 72 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,120 ..we were all ears for Chris Packham on BBC Two... 73 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,720 ..we were all ears for Chris Packham on BBC Two... 74 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,760 {\an8}From Earth's earliest moments, 75 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:58,880 {\an8}From Earth's earliest moments, 76 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:00,920 {\an8}evolution has quietly, relentlessly 77 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,640 {\an8}evolution has quietly, relentlessly 78 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,680 shaped the story of life. 79 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:05,280 shaped the story of life. 80 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,320 I am the product of years of evolution. 81 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,360 I am the product of years of evolution. 82 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,720 I am the product of years of evolution. 83 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,760 Yeah, but you're like the sort of... 84 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:12,960 Yeah, but you're like the sort of... 85 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,040 ..flat-nosed dog of the people world. 86 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:16,440 ..flat-nosed dog of the people world. 87 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:17,800 HE LAUGHS 88 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,840 Like, yeah, they're still surviving and they're around, 89 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,120 Like, yeah, they're still surviving and they're around, 90 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,160 but everyone knows that, push came to shove, 91 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,080 but everyone knows that, push came to shove, 92 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,760 they'd be the first to go. 93 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,800 ..and there was drama in a barn on ITV1. 94 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,080 ..and there was drama in a barn on ITV1. 95 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,040 Yes, she told me. 96 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,080 Every single gritty detail. 97 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:33,480 Every single gritty detail. 98 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,520 Start. Middle. End. 99 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,400 Only we don't know how it ends yet, do we? 100 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,120 But, you know, when you're in a soap, 101 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,160 people think that you are the person you're playing. 102 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:41,480 people think that you are the person you're playing. 103 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,520 Yeah, I'm sure. And when I was in Corrie, 104 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:43,840 Yeah, I'm sure. And when I was in Corrie, 105 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,880 I-I stole money from... BOTH:..Audrey. 106 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,640 I-I stole money from... BOTH:..Audrey. 107 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,680 Mm. People say, "Give her the money back, you shit!" 108 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:50,400 Mm. People say, "Give her the money back, you shit!" 109 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,440 It's a testament to your acting, I suppose. 110 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:52,680 It's a testament to your acting, I suppose. 111 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,720 In Essex... 112 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,760 The end to a successful day. 113 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:03,000 The end to a successful day. 114 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,120 Successful? Yes. 115 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,160 Why? What you been doing? Two dump trips today. 116 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,080 Why? What you been doing? Two dump trips today. 117 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:10,160 Oh, from the garage? Yeah. Got rid of a load of crap. 118 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:10,880 Oh, from the garage? Yeah. Got rid of a load of crap. 119 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,160 ..the Buckleys. 120 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,200 But, yeah, I'm in and out. I'm like a ninja at the dump. 121 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,400 But, yeah, I'm in and out. I'm like a ninja at the dump. 122 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,440 And also you know everybody. Yeah. Which is... 123 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,120 And also you know everybody. Yeah. Which is... 124 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:20,160 Chat to them, see how they're getting on. 125 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:20,440 Chat to them, see how they're getting on. 126 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,640 They're like, "You know where...?" 127 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,360 I go, "I know where everything goes. Don't worry." 128 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,400 Oh, yeah. Didn't you get annoyed that there was a new guy once, 129 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:26,120 Oh, yeah. Didn't you get annoyed that there was a new guy once, 130 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,160 and he tried to explain to you how the...how the tip worked? Yeah. 131 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,240 and he tried to explain to you how the...how the tip worked? Yeah. 132 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,280 I was going, "I've been here longer than you, mate. All right? 133 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,360 I was going, "I've been here longer than you, mate. All right? 134 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:34,400 "You're new around these parts. I'm here every other week." Yeah. 135 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,440 "You're new around these parts. I'm here every other week." Yeah. 136 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:38,480 You should stop buying so much crap that you need to throw it. 137 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:39,120 You should stop buying so much crap that you need to throw it. 138 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,160 Well, I'm keeping the economy alive, mate. 139 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,360 Well, I'm keeping the economy alive, mate. 140 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,400 It's people like me that keep a thriving economy. 141 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:44,760 It's people like me that keep a thriving economy. 142 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,840 APPLAUSE AND SHOW THEME TUNE 143 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,880 On Monday, there was more quizzing on our favourite Floor on ITV2. 144 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,920 On Monday, there was more quizzing on our favourite Floor on ITV2. 145 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:53,640 On Monday, there was more quizzing on our favourite Floor on ITV2. 146 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,680 Isn't this the world's easiest game show? Yeah. 147 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:56,520 Isn't this the world's easiest game show? Yeah. 148 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,560 You've just got to say what you see. 149 00:03:58,600 --> 00:03:58,840 You've just got to say what you see. 150 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,720 I'm not sure if I'm enjoying this show or not yet. 151 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,400 It's because I can't relax. 152 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:04,440 Would you ever be a team with me on a quiz show? 153 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:05,080 Would you ever be a team with me on a quiz show? 154 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,520 Um... 155 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:08,560 How many other people do we have in our team? 156 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,160 How many other people do we have in our team? 157 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,200 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 158 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,240 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 159 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:13,960 I like this show. It was good last week, weren't it? 160 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 I can't remember it, B. Do you not remember it? No. 161 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:16,320 I can't remember it, B. Do you not remember it? No. 162 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,360 {\an8}In the programme, a couple of contestants 163 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:18,800 {\an8}In the programme, a couple of contestants 164 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:20,840 {\an8}were ready to face another tricky round. 165 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:21,600 {\an8}were ready to face another tricky round. 166 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,640 {\an8}We're going to go Math. Let's go! 167 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,280 {\an8}We're going to go Math. Let's go! 168 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,720 Math? Math? 169 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,560 Oh, this is going to be horrendous. Why? 170 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,360 Maths. Oh, here we go. 171 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:31,320 Oh, he's giving it the biggun. Let's have it! 172 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,240 They call it "math" rather than "maths". 173 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,280 I know. They do. They've got some funny ways. Yeah. 174 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:35,640 I know. They do. They've got some funny ways. Yeah. 175 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:36,960 You know what they call it over here? 176 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 "Maths". They call it "maths". Yeah. Which is the weirdest thing. 177 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:39,800 "Maths". They call it "maths". Yeah. Which is the weirdest thing. 178 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,840 "Mathssss". Yeah, well, there's a bunch of them. 179 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:42,640 "Mathssss". Yeah, well, there's a bunch of them. 180 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,680 It doesn't say... Yeah, but it just doesn't sound... "Mathssss". 181 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:45,200 It doesn't say... Yeah, but it just doesn't sound... "Mathssss". 182 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,240 Like, "I'm good at mathsss." "Mathsss." 183 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:47,560 Like, "I'm good at mathsss." "Mathsss." 184 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:48,800 But I got to say, the weird thing is, 185 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,840 after living over here for a while, you start to say shit like "maths". 186 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:51,800 after living over here for a while, you start to say shit like "maths". 187 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:53,840 This is... Oh, I can't even say it. 188 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:54,400 This is... Oh, I can't even say it. 189 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,440 APPLAUSE 190 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:57,480 APPLAUSE 191 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,200 ..multiplication. 192 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:00,280 Whoo! 193 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,320 I just know I have nothing in common with these people. 194 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:02,640 I just know I have nothing in common with these people. 195 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:04,240 They just cheered for multiplication. 196 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:06,280 You must solve the equation you see. 197 00:05:06,320 --> 00:05:06,600 You must solve the equation you see. 198 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,200 Oh, you've got to solve equations. 199 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:09,720 Oh, this is a bit of a nightmare. 200 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,600 We're going to get found out here, Vern. I know. 201 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:13,640 Good job I've got my flip flops on - I can use my toes here. 202 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:14,320 Good job I've got my flip flops on - I can use my toes here. 203 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,680 2. 1 x 1 is... 1. ..1. 204 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,000 2. 1 x 1 is... 1. ..1. 205 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,520 BOTH:What? 206 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,240 Oh, come on now. Jesus. 207 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,000 2. No, 1. 208 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,040 1... ..x 1 = 1 209 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,320 1... ..x 1 = 1 210 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:30,800 1. 211 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,840 I mean... I thought it was going to be 21 x 17. Yeah. 212 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,880 I mean... I thought it was going to be 21 x 17. Yeah. 213 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:35,760 I mean... I thought it was going to be 21 x 17. Yeah. 214 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,160 BOTH:4! 215 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:38,360 4. 4. 216 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,400 Oh, no. Is this for real? Yeah. 217 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:40,640 Oh, no. Is this for real? Yeah. 218 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,680 2 x 2 = 2 219 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:42,920 2 x 2 = 2 220 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,760 No, 4! 4! 221 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,840 SHE LAUGHS 222 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,160 Oh! 3 x 2. 1 x 3 = 3 223 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,120 2 x 3 = BOTH:6! 224 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,400 15. 225 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,640 8. 16. Oh, yeah. 226 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,440 12! 4 x 4 = 8 227 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:57,800 16. 228 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,080 16. 16, I mean. 229 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:00,360 THEY LAUGH Oh, God! 230 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,600 Come on! 36. 231 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,840 10! 25. Well... 232 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,080 25. Nice. 233 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,080 25. 234 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,320 41. 42. No, 49! 235 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:14,640 41. 42. No, 49! 236 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:16,640 What did you say? BOTH:41! 237 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:17,720 41. 48. 238 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:19,760 49. I've not got enough fingers. 239 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:20,240 49. I've not got enough fingers. 240 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,760 49. 241 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:22,760 Oh, one out. 242 00:06:23,840 --> 00:06:25,080 22... Er, 42. 243 00:06:25,120 --> 00:06:27,000 1 x 7 = 7 2 x 7 = 14 244 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,040 3 x 7 = 21 4 x 7... 245 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:29,320 3 x 7 = 21 4 x 7... 246 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:30,600 Sound like you're at the auction! 247 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,240 "I'll take the cow!" 248 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,240 28. 249 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,600 12 x 2... 24. 24. 250 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,160 Come on. 12 x 2 = 24 251 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,200 BOTH:24. 24. 252 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:40,480 BOTH:24. 24. 253 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,520 You're very good. You're good. 254 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:42,800 You're very good. You're good. 255 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,840 33. Oh, I like the 11 times table. 256 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:45,120 33. Oh, I like the 11 times table. 257 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,480 13. 0. 258 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:49,200 13. 259 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,560 0. 13. 260 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:51,960 0. 261 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,600 Oh, yeah! Oh! 262 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:55,400 13 x 0... Anything times by 0... What? 263 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,440 Anything times by 0 is 0. What?! Anything times by 0 is 0. 264 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,880 Anything times by 0 is 0. What?! Anything times by 0 is 0. 265 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:02,640 54. Oh! 266 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:03,640 54. 267 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,440 88. 88. BOTH:88. 268 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:07,880 It's our favourite. It's our favourite. 269 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:09,640 90. 270 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,280 8 x 11, Richie? 271 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,320 90. No? No. 272 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:13,760 90. No? No. 273 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:15,720 I think it's 90. 274 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,520 88. 275 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,560 Oh, the nine times table... 45. ..also it's like this. 276 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:20,080 Oh, the nine times table... 45. ..also it's like this. 277 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,120 Bang! Out come the fingers. Duh. Five. 278 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:22,840 Bang! Out come the fingers. Duh. Five. 279 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,880 Duh, dah. 45. 280 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:25,280 Duh, dah. 45. 281 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,600 Do you know that trick? No. 282 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,640 45. 283 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:28,880 45. 284 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:29,840 57. 285 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,880 56. Oh, no, I can't do it any more. 286 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:32,080 56. Oh, no, I can't do it any more. 287 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,600 56! 288 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:36,520 63. I can't do it. 289 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,560 9 x 7. So you count to the seventh finger - this guy. 290 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,080 9 x 7. So you count to the seventh finger - this guy. 291 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:42,120 Pop him down. Good. 63 is the answer. 292 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,160 Pop him down. Good. 63 is the answer. 293 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:44,840 Pop him down. Good. 63 is the answer. 294 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,560 Oh! 295 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,600 And that works all the way through? All the way through. 296 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,080 And that works all the way through? All the way through. 297 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,120 You're kidding me. You're sailing through. 298 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:53,920 You're kidding me. You're sailing through. 299 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,680 4 x 2. 8. 2 x 4 = 8. 300 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:57,760 Oh, my God. 301 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:59,800 Shoot me in the face. Just give us something difficult. 302 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:00,400 Shoot me in the face. Just give us something difficult. 303 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,320 14. 304 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,080 3 x 3 = 9 305 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,600 18. 306 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,960 This is... Is this an adult programme? 307 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:09,320 This is actual television. 308 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:12,480 Er...90... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 309 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,760 Is that it? I think so. 310 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:17,000 Is that it? I think so. 311 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,520 It's a daft game, innit? 312 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,560 I think my IQ actually dropped 313 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:20,920 I think my IQ actually dropped 314 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,960 and, frankly, I can't afford to lose any numbers. Yeah. 315 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:23,800 and, frankly, I can't afford to lose any numbers. Yeah. 316 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,840 Right. The only numbers I really count up to are eight 317 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,160 Right. The only numbers I really count up to are eight 318 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,400 because of dance. 319 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,440 Five, six, seven, eight. We only start from five. 320 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:31,680 Five, six, seven, eight. We only start from five. 321 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,720 Count to eight, but start from five. 322 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:34,040 Count to eight, but start from five. 323 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,080 BOTH:A-five, six, seven, eight. A-one, two, three. Yeah. 324 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:37,120 BOTH:A-five, six, seven, eight. A-one, two, three. Yeah. 325 00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,240 A-five, six... 326 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:40,280 Although sometimes I've had to start, "One, two, three, four." 327 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:40,680 Although sometimes I've had to start, "One, two, three, four." 328 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,720 Have you? Because the dance move itself begins on five. 329 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,400 Have you? Because the dance move itself begins on five. 330 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,360 Do you never give them a five...? Oh, right. 331 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,000 You start on the five but you give them the one? 332 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,040 "Here we go. Four in, darling. A-one, two, three, four." 333 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:51,720 "Here we go. Four in, darling. A-one, two, three, four." 334 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:53,760 BOTH:"A-five, six, seven, eight." A-one. 335 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:54,400 BOTH:"A-five, six, seven, eight." A-one. 336 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:57,120 In Cheshire... 337 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:59,160 Look at that. Happy to see me? That's just not a good look. 338 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,520 Look at that. Happy to see me? That's just not a good look. 339 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,560 It's these bloody... You know they're my golf shorts. 340 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:02,880 It's these bloody... You know they're my golf shorts. 341 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,480 Oh, is that what it is? My golf shorts. 342 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:06,520 It looks like I've got half a bar on permanently. 343 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:06,800 It looks like I've got half a bar on permanently. 344 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:07,880 Do you want to hold hands? 345 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,920 ..good mates Paddy and Vernon. 346 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:10,680 ..good mates Paddy and Vernon. 347 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:12,720 Push that. Put your finger on that. Not a chance. 348 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:13,080 Push that. Put your finger on that. Not a chance. 349 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,120 No, honestly! I don't know what's inside. 350 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:15,440 No, honestly! I don't know what's inside. 351 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,480 Not a lot. That's what I'm saying. Don't go too fast, 352 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:18,120 Not a lot. That's what I'm saying. Don't go too fast, 353 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,160 but just slowly push it down till you get to ground zero. 354 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:20,880 but just slowly push it down till you get to ground zero. 355 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:22,920 THEY LAUGH 356 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:23,600 THEY LAUGH 357 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,880 See what I mean? See what...? 358 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:31,120 See what I mean? See what...? 359 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,160 Ow! You silly fucker! 360 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,360 Ow! You silly fucker! 361 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,400 On Sunday night, the railway stations of the nation 362 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:37,800 On Sunday night, the railway stations of the nation 363 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,840 were treated to another batch of talented performers. 364 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,240 were treated to another batch of talented performers. 365 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,280 Ah, The Piano. Oh, lovely. Feel-good television with a heart. 366 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,320 Ah, The Piano. Oh, lovely. Feel-good television with a heart. 367 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:45,760 Ah, The Piano. Oh, lovely. Feel-good television with a heart. 368 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:47,800 Claudia Winkleman. She's a, er... 369 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:48,320 Claudia Winkleman. She's a, er... 370 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:50,360 She's a real sort of a legend over here. Oh. 371 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:51,800 She's a real sort of a legend over here. Oh. 372 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:53,840 She's amazing. She's beloved. 373 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:55,880 Claudia Winkleman is beloved in the UK. 374 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:56,200 Claudia Winkleman is beloved in the UK. 375 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,400 We love Claudia. 376 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,440 I like a good Winkleman from time to time. 377 00:09:59,480 --> 00:09:59,760 I like a good Winkleman from time to time. 378 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,800 Miks! Claud.I missed you. 379 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:02,160 Miks! Claud.I missed you. 380 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,200 Aww! I missed you, too. 381 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,240 Do you know who that is? Claudia Winkleman. 382 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:06,520 Do you know who that is? Claudia Winkleman. 383 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,560 No, the other one. That is... 384 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:08,920 No, the other one. That is... 385 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,960 HE VAGUELY SINGS: Grace Kelly by Mika 386 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,760 HE VAGUELY SINGS: Grace Kelly by Mika 387 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,800 # Blah, blah-blah-blah-blah Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah! # 388 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:15,480 # Blah, blah-blah-blah-blah Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah! # 389 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:16,840 That's him. Yeah. 390 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,760 I've missed putting a piano in the middle of a station 391 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,800 and seeing what happens. So lots of things are the same. 392 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:21,200 and seeing what happens. So lots of things are the same. 393 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,160 Is that the Winkleman right there? That's the Winkleman. 394 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,000 Look how fab her look is. Yeah, she does... She's so fab. 395 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,560 She, like, serves it. 396 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,600 It makes my eyes actually hurt 397 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:29,640 It makes my eyes actually hurt 398 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,680 and I get headaches just looking at her fringe 399 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:32,400 and I get headaches just looking at her fringe 400 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:34,440 and it being so near her eyes. Yeah. It really affects me, that. 401 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,400 and it being so near her eyes. Yeah. It really affects me, that. 402 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 I can't play any instruments. Flute. 403 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:41,760 I can't play any instruments. Flute. 404 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,760 I've never played the flute. Well, I have. 405 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,160 You've played the f...? Yeah, at school. 406 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,200 Do you mean recorder? Recorder, sorry. There you go. 407 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:47,480 Do you mean recorder? Recorder, sorry. There you go. 408 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:49,520 Same, innit? No. Different. 409 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:51,560 We're beginning our piano journey across Britain 410 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,320 We're beginning our piano journey across Britain 411 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,360 at the heart of the nation - Birmingham's New Street. 412 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,600 at the heart of the nation - Birmingham's New Street. 413 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:59,160 Look at that Bull. The Bullring. Ah, the Bullring. I guess. 414 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,200 Look at that Bull. The Bullring. Ah, the Bullring. I guess. 415 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:01,520 Look at that Bull. The Bullring. Ah, the Bullring. I guess. 416 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,040 Grace, I'm Claudia. Nice to meet you, Claudia. 417 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,920 Lovely to meet you, darling. 418 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:06,560 I met your mum and dad. 419 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,600 Have you ever played in front of this many people? No, never. 420 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:09,360 Have you ever played in front of this many people? No, never. 421 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,960 Oh, go on, Grace. 422 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,160 I'm a bit nervous, 423 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,200 but I feel like it would be good for my confidence. 424 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:14,480 but I feel like it would be good for my confidence. 425 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:15,960 Oh, come on, girl, you can do it. 426 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 Don't be nervous, Grace. Don't be nervous. Don't be nervous. 427 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:18,480 Don't be nervous, Grace. Don't be nervous. Don't be nervous. 428 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,240 Just...take command. You know what? 429 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,280 Can I say, if you don't get nervous before a show, you ain't human. 430 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:23,640 Can I say, if you don't get nervous before a show, you ain't human. 431 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:24,720 Yeah, you're not human. 432 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,760 I live with my mum, my dad and my older brother, Tom, 433 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:27,800 I live with my mum, my dad and my older brother, Tom, 434 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,840 and I have two cats, a parrot, and then I have a snake. 435 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,560 and I have two cats, a parrot, and then I have a snake. 436 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,600 Oh, gosh, you wouldn't be happy about that snake, would you? 437 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:34,040 Oh, gosh, you wouldn't be happy about that snake, would you? 438 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,080 I think I'd like a parrot. I'd love a parrot. 439 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,120 I think I'd like a parrot. I'd love a parrot. 440 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,160 I think animals are very good therapy. 441 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:39,480 I think animals are very good therapy. 442 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,200 I prefer them over people, actually. 443 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:43,240 Wow. Hang on. There's something going on with her. 444 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,320 Wow. Hang on. There's something going on with her. 445 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,000 What? Look at her hands. 446 00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:47,880 Grace is very special. 447 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:49,040 Very special. 448 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,120 Well, she is. 449 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,160 She didn't have any fingers. Do you see that then? 450 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:52,480 She didn't have any fingers. Do you see that then? 451 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:53,640 When we go to the station, 452 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,680 it'll be 15 years to the day that Grace got meningitis. 453 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,280 it'll be 15 years to the day that Grace got meningitis. 454 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,600 Oh, my gosh. 455 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,120 So scary. 456 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,160 It's your worst fear, innit, for your kids? Kids, yeah. 457 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,320 It's your worst fear, innit, for your kids? Kids, yeah. 458 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:05,360 We were told she's not going to make it through the night. 459 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:05,680 We were told she's not going to make it through the night. 460 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,200 Oh, my gosh. 461 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,240 She was flatlined and nothing was happening. 462 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:09,560 She was flatlined and nothing was happening. 463 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,600 Before she went into hospital, she always wanted a cat. 464 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,360 Before she went into hospital, she always wanted a cat. 465 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,400 You used to tell her, "Grace, you can have that kitten. 466 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,480 You used to tell her, "Grace, you can have that kitten. 467 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:18,520 "Just stay here, Grace. You can have one." And honestly, 468 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:18,840 "Just stay here, Grace. You can have one." And honestly, 469 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,880 with them words, it went, "Beep!" 470 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:21,120 with them words, it went, "Beep!" 471 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,040 Aawww! 472 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,640 No way! 473 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,680 You could see the sepsis, couldn't you? Yeah. 474 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:27,000 You could see the sepsis, couldn't you? Yeah. 475 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,040 We knew she was going to lose her legs and her hands. 476 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:29,320 We knew she was going to lose her legs and her hands. 477 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,840 Oh, don't! 478 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,280 God, it looks so painful. 479 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,320 "I don't want them to take my legs, Daddy."Yeah. 480 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:34,680 "I don't want them to take my legs, Daddy."Yeah. 481 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,800 Bless her little heart. 482 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,080 Oh, God, I can't. 483 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,840 Oh, dear. SNIFFLING 484 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,880 I had to have my legs amputated, 485 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,920 and then my fingers as well, 486 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:43,280 and then my fingers as well, 487 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,640 on both hands. 488 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:45,680 Oh... 489 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,720 God, that is a special girl. 490 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,760 Hard to explain that to a child, isn't it? 491 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:50,040 Hard to explain that to a child, isn't it? 492 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,440 How does she play the piano?! 493 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,480 Get yourself comfy and then we can move it down, up, 494 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:53,760 Get yourself comfy and then we can move it down, up, 495 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,800 whatever you fancy. 496 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,600 Maybe just a little bit more forward. 497 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,640 Go on, Grace! Jeez! 498 00:12:58,680 --> 00:12:59,480 Go on, Grace! Jeez! 499 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,520 SHE PLAYS 500 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:02,520 SHE PLAYS 501 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:06,920 Wow! 502 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:11,360 Oh, my God, that's incredible. She's incredible. 503 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:11,800 Oh, my God, that's incredible. She's incredible. 504 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,360 I mean this sincerely - I do not understand... 505 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,400 I mean this sincerely - I do not understand... 506 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:24,680 I mean this sincerely - I do not understand... 507 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:25,840 How? 508 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,880 ..how she is doing what she is doing. 509 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:28,200 ..how she is doing what she is doing. 510 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,320 Oh, my goodness! Wow! 511 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,320 That's incredible. 512 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,360 What people perceive to be how it has to be, 513 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:33,640 What people perceive to be how it has to be, 514 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,680 can be done so differently. 515 00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:37,720 Absolutely. She's breaking down barriers. Yeah. 516 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:38,640 Absolutely. She's breaking down barriers. Yeah. 517 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:39,640 I can see it... 518 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,120 ..and I don't know how she's doing it. 519 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,360 Oh, my gosh. 520 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,400 She's unbelievable, isn't she? Incredible. 521 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:49,720 She's unbelievable, isn't she? Incredible. 522 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,760 I mean, this is where you're like, the world is full of magic. 523 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:53,320 I mean, this is where you're like, the world is full of magic. 524 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,360 No matter what's going on in the world, it's out there. 525 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,840 No matter what's going on in the world, it's out there. 526 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,760 I've never really had piano lessons. 527 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:01,040 I've never really had piano lessons. 528 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,080 Wow! I started just getting tutorials up on YouTube, 529 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:03,440 Wow! I started just getting tutorials up on YouTube, 530 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:05,480 and I had to figure out what parts of my hands I could use 531 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,120 and I had to figure out what parts of my hands I could use 532 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,160 to get the notes that I needed. 533 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:08,440 to get the notes that I needed. 534 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,480 So she's adapted it to fit her abilities. 535 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,720 So she's adapted it to fit her abilities. 536 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,760 To teach yourself that! 537 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:14,040 To teach yourself that! 538 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,080 Have you ever learned anything from YouTube? 539 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:16,360 Have you ever learned anything from YouTube? 540 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,760 Skateboarding. 541 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,800 This song is the most challenging piece that I've learned to play. 542 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:20,520 This song is the most challenging piece that I've learned to play. 543 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,560 I had to take bits out of it and change things around. 544 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,320 I had to take bits out of it and change things around. 545 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,360 She has no choice but to reinterpret everything and make it hers. 546 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,400 She has no choice but to reinterpret everything and make it hers. 547 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,320 She has no choice but to reinterpret everything and make it hers. 548 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,360 Take things out of it and change things around. 549 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:31,880 Take things out of it and change things around. 550 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,920 Yeah, she's a proper musician, isn't she? 551 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:34,320 Yeah, she's a proper musician, isn't she? 552 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:36,360 That word "can't". That's...that's not in her vocabulary. 553 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,280 That word "can't". That's...that's not in her vocabulary. 554 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,320 That really isn't. 555 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:41,120 That really isn't. 556 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:43,160 Isn't it amazing, like, human beings... Yeah. 557 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,760 Isn't it amazing, like, human beings... Yeah. 558 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,800 ..what we do and what we go through, and resilience? 559 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:47,760 ..what we do and what we go through, and resilience? 560 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,800 CHEERING 561 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:50,760 CHEERING 562 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,480 Well done, her. Look at this girl. 563 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,520 She's staggering. 564 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:54,800 She's staggering. 565 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,840 It's getting me a little teary!Aw! 566 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:57,400 It's getting me a little teary!Aw! 567 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,360 I feel like the disability is a big part of me, 568 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:01,640 I feel like the disability is a big part of me, 569 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:03,200 but I don't feel like it's who I am. 570 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,240 I'm just Grace. 571 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:09,520 I'm just Grace. 572 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,120 It's just me. SHE LAUGHS 573 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,560 Cool. 574 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,600 What an inspiration she is, though. Do you know what I mean? 575 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,480 What an inspiration she is, though. Do you know what I mean? 576 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:16,520 Yeah, I do. Amazing. 577 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,680 What a special person. 578 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,160 Yes! CHEERING 579 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,200 Oh...! 580 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:25,440 Oh...! 581 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:27,320 HE WHISTLES, CHEERS 582 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,360 I got emotional watching that, I tell you. 583 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,040 I got emotional watching that, I tell you. 584 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,080 Oh, my God, I feel so emotional. 585 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:32,360 Oh, my God, I feel so emotional. 586 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,400 I think we have a winner for this year's Piano!Yeah! 587 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:34,920 I think we have a winner for this year's Piano!Yeah! 588 00:15:34,960 --> 00:15:36,960 I've had a big weekend out and this is like, 589 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,320 I've had a big weekend out and this is like, 590 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,360 no, I'm feeling... My emotions are running away with me. Emotional. 591 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:41,640 no, I'm feeling... My emotions are running away with me. Emotional. 592 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,000 In North London... 593 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,040 I appealed against walking my motorbike across 594 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,320 I appealed against walking my motorbike across 595 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,360 a pedestrian-only area because I got lost. 596 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,120 a pedestrian-only area because I got lost. 597 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,080 You got done for that? I got done for it. 598 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,120 So I appealed and it's going... I'm going in front of the court 599 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,160 So I appealed and it's going... I'm going in front of the court 600 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,200 next week. Well, good luck with that, Nigel. Thank you. 601 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:06,800 next week. Well, good luck with that, Nigel. Thank you. 602 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,840 ..Julian and his good friend Nigel. 603 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:09,280 ..Julian and his good friend Nigel. 604 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,960 Cos it's all done by machines, 605 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,000 they don't take account of, you know, human error, 606 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:13,520 they don't take account of, you know, human error, 607 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,480 like some poor old codger getting lost. 608 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,520 No, and with the pouring rain... 609 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,320 No, and with the pouring rain... 610 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,360 It was actually after rehearsals, when we were doing the panto. 611 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,000 It was actually after rehearsals, when we were doing the panto. 612 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:24,040 Really? Yeah. Dark. Cold. Miserable. I was lost. 613 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:26,080 Really? Yeah. Dark. Cold. Miserable. I was lost. 614 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:26,800 Really? Yeah. Dark. Cold. Miserable. I was lost. 615 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,840 Yes. They closed all the bridges 616 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,320 Yes. They closed all the bridges 617 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,000 and there was no-one in the vicinity. 618 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,040 No pedestrians. Mm. 619 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:33,280 No pedestrians. Mm. 620 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,000 I've got a legitimate case. 621 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,360 Do you want me to come and sit in the public gallery 622 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:38,640 Do you want me to come and sit in the public gallery 623 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:40,680 and say, "Free Nigel"? 624 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:40,920 and say, "Free Nigel"? 625 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,760 No. 626 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,800 On Monday night, there was more drama in the Dales on ITV. 627 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,840 On Monday night, there was more drama in the Dales on ITV. 628 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:47,760 On Monday night, there was more drama in the Dales on ITV. 629 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,800 No, I've got a bit of a soft spot for Emmerdale. Have you. Yeah. 630 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:50,640 No, I've got a bit of a soft spot for Emmerdale. Have you. Yeah. 631 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,000 You know... Makes two of us. 632 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,040 Emmerdale! Come on! I didn't know it was still on. 633 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,280 Emmerdale! Come on! I didn't know it was still on. 634 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,320 What?! Do you watch it?No. 635 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:57,800 What?! Do you watch it?No. 636 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,840 My dad used to love it when it was Emmerdale Farm, 637 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:00,320 My dad used to love it when it was Emmerdale Farm, 638 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,360 because there was lots about Jack Sugden having a problem with a ewe. 639 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,760 because there was lots about Jack Sugden having a problem with a ewe. 640 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,800 MUSIC: Emmerdale Theme by Tony Hatch 641 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,520 MUSIC: Emmerdale Theme by Tony Hatch 642 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,920 So long since I've seen any Emmerdale. 643 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,960 Oh, I did a ballet to this music. 644 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:14,320 Oh, I did a ballet to this music. 645 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,360 Did you? Yeah. It was called... I called it the Emmerdale Ballet. 646 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:17,520 Did you? Yeah. It was called... I called it the Emmerdale Ballet. 647 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,960 It was full of chasse pas de bourree... 648 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:23,520 It was full of chasse pas de bourree... 649 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,200 ..and lots of Grand Ronde de Jambe. 650 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:27,480 ..and lots of Grand Ronde de Jambe. 651 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,360 Oh, I love it. Oh, yes, darling! 652 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,400 Oh, sweep the arms! Join me, join me. Oh.. And open. 653 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,440 Oh, sweep the arms! Join me, join me. Oh.. And open. 654 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:34,080 Oh, sweep the arms! Join me, join me. Oh.. And open. 655 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,120 Here she is! And then we went over, like this. Over! 656 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,440 Here she is! And then we went over, like this. Over! 657 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,480 And then up onto point! Oh! Point! Oh, my God! 658 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:39,720 And then up onto point! Oh! Point! Oh, my God! 659 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,360 There you are. You've been hiding from me. 660 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:44,920 There you are. You've been hiding from me. 661 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,960 I've been trying to get in contact with you. Is your phone off? 662 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:47,280 I've been trying to get in contact with you. Is your phone off? 663 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,320 This is Mack, and the man he's talking to, Ross, 664 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:49,640 This is Mack, and the man he's talking to, Ross, 665 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,680 has had a one-night stand with his wife and got her pregnant. Oh! 666 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,880 has had a one-night stand with his wife and got her pregnant. Oh! 667 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,920 From a one-night stand! Oh, wow! 668 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:55,920 From a one-night stand! Oh, wow! 669 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,960 I need you to help me with something up at the farm. Two-man job. 670 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,840 I need you to help me with something up at the farm. Two-man job. 671 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,280 Two-man job. 672 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,960 Just him and me, in a bar. Yeah. 673 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,320 It'll just be a favour. 674 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,080 I'm sure you owe me for something. 675 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,360 Oh! Oh, he means business. He's planning something. 676 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,960 Oh! Oh, he means business. He's planning something. 677 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 You can tell that he knows. He knows. He knows, but he doesn't 678 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:12,960 You can tell that he knows. He knows. He knows, but he doesn't 679 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 know that he knows. Yeah. 680 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:15,320 know that he knows. Yeah. 681 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,360 Well, you know, obviously me and you have had our things 682 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,680 Well, you know, obviously me and you have had our things 683 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,720 in the past, but we're all good now, right? 684 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,160 in the past, but we're all good now, right? 685 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,560 Why wouldn't we be? 686 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,480 HE LAUGHS 687 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,520 "Why wouldn't we be?!" With the eyes as wide... 688 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,280 "Why wouldn't we be?!" With the eyes as wide... 689 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,320 "Why wouldn't we be?! I'm fine!" 690 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:29,880 "Why wouldn't we be?! I'm fine!" 691 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,720 THEY LAUGH 692 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:33,760 "Why? have you got...You got a problem? 693 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,800 "Is there something YOU want to tell ME? Is there?!" 694 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:36,520 "Is there something YOU want to tell ME? Is there?!" 695 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:38,280 SHE LAUGHS 696 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,320 "Then we're all just great! 697 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,360 "Let's pop off to a secluded part of the farm together, 698 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:42,720 "Let's pop off to a secluded part of the farm together, 699 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,760 "just me and you, shall we?" 700 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:45,640 "just me and you, shall we?" 701 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,680 {\an8}It's funny, what you said at the cafe. 702 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:48,320 {\an8}It's funny, what you said at the cafe. 703 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,360 {\an8}Because when you first got back here, 704 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,280 {\an8}Because when you first got back here, 705 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,320 {\an8}I really couldn't stand you. 706 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:54,120 {\an8}I really couldn't stand you. 707 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,160 "I thought you were a twat. 708 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:56,880 "I thought you were a twat. 709 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,920 "Ah, good times." SHE LAUGHS 710 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,320 "Ah, good times." SHE LAUGHS 711 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:02,320 Friendship? What does that mean to you? 712 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,360 It means "bang your wife", is what it means. 713 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,280 It means "bang your wife", is what it means. 714 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,880 Are we really doing this? 715 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,920 Look, Ross knows. Ross knows. 716 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:09,200 Look, Ross knows. Ross knows. 717 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:11,240 They were friends. This is about to go horrible. Yeah. 718 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:11,880 They were friends. This is about to go horrible. Yeah. 719 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,680 I'm not playing your game anymore. 720 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,520 It kind of sounds like you need to get something off your chest. 721 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,520 So, whatever it is, mate, I'm all ears. 722 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,560 That's not a friendly way to say "mate". 723 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,280 That's not a friendly way to say "mate". 724 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,120 "Whatever it is, MATE!" 725 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,160 Is this how heterosexual men talk to each other? 726 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:24,600 Is this how heterosexual men talk to each other? 727 00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:26,480 Yes, we do it all the time.Mate! Mate. 728 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,520 It was a one-time thing. It was stupid. It didn't mean anything. 729 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:29,680 It was a one-time thing. It was stupid. It didn't mean anything. 730 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,720 Oh! That is the worst thing you could say. Yeah. 731 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,760 Oh! That is the worst thing you could say. Yeah. 732 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:34,320 Oh! That is the worst thing you could say. Yeah. 733 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,360 Is Mack then just going to come back with, 734 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,400 Is Mack then just going to come back with, 735 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,440 "Oh, and what might that one-time thing be?" 736 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:39,720 "Oh, and what might that one-time thing be?" 737 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,080 Mm. Yeah, 100%, he is. 738 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:42,680 What didn't mean anything? 739 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,720 There we go. There we go. 740 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:44,960 There we go. There we go. 741 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,480 Stop pretending like you don't know. 742 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,040 Or do you need me to say it out loud? 743 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,080 Mm. Oh, both standing up, means something. Confronting him!Yeah. 744 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,800 Mm. Oh, both standing up, means something. Confronting him!Yeah. 745 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,840 I slept with Charity, and I could not be any more sorry. 746 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,280 I slept with Charity, and I could not be any more sorry. 747 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,320 Ho-ho! He said it! 748 00:19:57,360 --> 00:19:58,560 Ho-ho! He said it! 749 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,600 Oh, no... That's a nice thing to say. 750 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:00,920 Oh, no... That's a nice thing to say. 751 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,960 It didn't mean anything. "Look, I just..." Just one of those things. 752 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 It didn't mean anything. "Look, I just..." Just one of those things. 753 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:05,280 It didn't mean anything. "Look, I just..." Just one of those things. 754 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,280 NIGEL LAUGHS 755 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,320 We've all been there! 756 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:08,960 We've all been there! 757 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 I hate myself. Nobody hates me, right now, more than I hate myself. 758 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,040 I hate myself. Nobody hates me, right now, more than I hate myself. 759 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:13,320 I hate myself. Nobody hates me, right now, more than I hate myself. 760 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,360 Really? 761 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,400 No, I think HE does. THEY LAUGH 762 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:16,920 No, I think HE does. THEY LAUGH 763 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,960 You lie to Sarah and Jacob. They're holding their baby. 764 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,400 You lie to Sarah and Jacob. They're holding their baby. 765 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,440 You're telling them how much it's grown. It's YOUR baby, Ross! 766 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:22,920 You're telling them how much it's grown. It's YOUR baby, Ross! 767 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,760 What am I supposed to do, eh?! 768 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,800 Quite. What's he supposed to do? If you had slept with my husband, 769 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,520 Quite. What's he supposed to do? If you had slept with my husband, 770 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,280 I wouldn't carry on like this. 771 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,320 What would you do? I'd say, "How was it for you?" 772 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,800 What would you do? I'd say, "How was it for you?" 773 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,840 You're sort of rewriting history here, 774 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:35,240 You're sort of rewriting history here, 775 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,280 because when it happened, we weren't friends. We were far from it. 776 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,000 because when it happened, we weren't friends. We were far from it. 777 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,040 Why has he gone up there?! 778 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,080 See that timber framing there? That is... 779 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,200 See that timber framing there? That is... 780 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,880 Nice bit of timber, that, innit? 781 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,920 Nice bit of... That is brand-spanking-new, that. Yeah. 782 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:47,720 Nice bit of... That is brand-spanking-new, that. Yeah. 783 00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:49,560 And yet we are. How messed up is that? 784 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:51,600 You stand up. Maybe we should do it while we chat. What? 785 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:53,320 You stand up. Maybe we should do it while we chat. What? 786 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,360 Just, like...? Get up higher. Shall I go up here? 787 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:55,640 Just, like...? Get up higher. Shall I go up here? 788 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,600 Yeah. Go up there. 789 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,640 Anyway, you all right, Clare? THEY LAUGH 790 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,320 Anyway, you all right, Clare? THEY LAUGH 791 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,360 Steph had just dumped me, and I was all over the show. 792 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:03,800 Steph had just dumped me, and I was all over the show. 793 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,840 So I got wasted, and...it didn't matter who she was. 794 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,280 So I got wasted, and...it didn't matter who she was. 795 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,760 How is he saying that to him? 796 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,800 Oh, have they gone up high so one can throw the other off? 797 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,680 Oh, have they gone up high so one can throw the other off? 798 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,360 Oh, yes, of course! Classic. 799 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:14,920 I know you don't want to hear that, 800 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,960 but I was single and I did not go looking for it. But she did?! 801 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,920 but I was single and I did not go looking for it. But she did?! 802 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,960 Well, it takes two to tango, doesn't it? Ooh! It does. 803 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:21,680 Well, it takes two to tango, doesn't it? Ooh! It does. 804 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,640 She was up for it. And who could blame her? 805 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,160 Well, she'd had a few bevvies. 806 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,200 And you can't be too picky in the countryside. No, you can't be. 807 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:27,840 And you can't be too picky in the countryside. No, you can't be. 808 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,320 She's the married woman. 809 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,360 She's the one who cheated, Mack, not me! Oh, hello! It's all kicked off. 810 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,200 She's the one who cheated, Mack, not me! Oh, hello! It's all kicked off. 811 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,280 Charity, your wife! 812 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:35,920 And I think deep down, you know I'm telling the truth! 813 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,960 BOTH:Oh! Fight, fight, fight! 814 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,240 BOTH:Oh! Fight, fight, fight! 815 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,280 Oh, he's getting thrown off! Oh, no! 816 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:40,600 Oh, he's getting thrown off! Oh, no! 817 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,640 He's getting thrown off! He's going down. He's going over! 818 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,240 He's getting thrown off! He's going down. He's going over! 819 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,280 GRUNTING 820 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,240 GRUNTING 821 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,280 Look at this.Just rolling around in the muck together. 822 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,320 Look at this.Just rolling around in the muck together. 823 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:51,360 Are THEY going to have sex now? What is this tension 824 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:51,680 Are THEY going to have sex now? What is this tension 825 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,720 that I'm feeling here? That's what I'm gathering. 826 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:53,960 that I'm feeling here? That's what I'm gathering. 827 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,840 What a merry dance they dance! 828 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,880 Oh, they're doing the cha-cha-cha! Oh, it's a ten from me, boys! 829 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,920 Oh, they're doing the cha-cha-cha! Oh, it's a ten from me, boys! 830 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:03,200 Oh, they're doing the cha-cha-cha! Oh, it's a ten from me, boys! 831 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,480 SHE LAUGHS 832 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,440 HE LAUGHS 833 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,160 Oh, God. Here we go. Here we go. Off the top. 834 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,920 Off the top. He's going off the top! 835 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,960 GROANING 836 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:14,200 GROANING 837 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:15,920 0oh!Oh! Oh, my goodness! 838 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,880 Oh, that was... What is that? 839 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,920 Fell in a bunch of manure. That's because this is shit! 840 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:20,520 Fell in a bunch of manure. That's because this is shit! 841 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,760 HE GROANS 842 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,000 HE GROANS 843 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,880 Why did they finish it there?! 844 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,440 Gosh, who is it, though? 845 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,480 Looked like a soft landing, to be fair.Soft landing, yeah. 846 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,440 Looked like a soft landing, to be fair.Soft landing, yeah. 847 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,760 Some grain feed, or whatever it is. 848 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,000 Oh, is it Ross? Is it Mack? 849 00:22:36,360 --> 00:22:38,360 The real question - who gives a fuck?Innit?! 850 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,120 The real question - who gives a fuck?Innit?! 851 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,000 THEY LAUGH 852 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,600 In north London... 853 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,640 There's a bit football competition at the moment. 854 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:53,240 There's a bit football competition at the moment. 855 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,920 And one of our own's in the team. 856 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,960 I know. Jude Bellingham. Where's he from? Near Stourbridge. 857 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,160 I know. Jude Bellingham. Where's he from? Near Stourbridge. 858 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,200 ..Ellie and her good friend Richie. 859 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,040 ..Ellie and her good friend Richie. 860 00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,080 Does he speak like us? Yeah, proper. I love that. 861 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,560 Does he speak like us? Yeah, proper. I love that. 862 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,600 Proper... Cos he plays in Madrid now, 863 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:06,920 Proper... Cos he plays in Madrid now, 864 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,960 and obviously, he's played in Dortmund. Has he lost his accent? 865 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:09,880 and obviously, he's played in Dortmund. Has he lost his accent? 866 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,920 No. I don't think we do. I think it's one of those parts 867 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:12,760 No. I don't think we do. I think it's one of those parts 868 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,800 of the country where you do not lose the accent. 869 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:15,080 of the country where you do not lose the accent. 870 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,600 If anything, it gets broader. 871 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,640 I haven't really lived back home now since I was 19. 872 00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:19,880 I haven't really lived back home now since I was 19. 873 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,920 But you still sound a Brummie, don't you? Still as common as muck. 874 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,080 But you still sound a Brummie, don't you? Still as common as muck. 875 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,880 It just doesn't leave you, the accent. 876 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,920 I love the accent. Our accent's the best in the country. Yeah. 877 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:27,560 I love the accent. Our accent's the best in the country. Yeah. 878 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,600 And Jude Bellingham's got that accent. So he's proudly a Brummie. 879 00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:30,840 And Jude Bellingham's got that accent. So he's proudly a Brummie. 880 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,000 He's one of us. 881 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,040 On Saturday night, a Pointless man had crossed the pond on Channel 5. 882 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,080 On Saturday night, a Pointless man had crossed the pond on Channel 5. 883 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:36,640 On Saturday night, a Pointless man had crossed the pond on Channel 5. 884 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,680 I like Alexander Armstrong. Do you? Why? 885 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,680 I like Alexander Armstrong. Do you? Why? 886 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,200 He's kind of funny and charming 887 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:42,960 and a bit posh. Ohh. 888 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 I have got a type, haven't I? You do have a type. 889 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:45,240 I have got a type, haven't I? You do have a type. 890 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,960 Alexander Armstrong In America. 891 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,240 Alexander Armstrong In America. 892 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,280 A pairing we never knew we needed or wanted, but let's see. 893 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:52,880 A pairing we never knew we needed or wanted, but let's see. 894 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,920 In the programme, Zander was in the Utah desert to meet 895 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,280 In the programme, Zander was in the Utah desert to meet 896 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,160 a fella called Brian. 897 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,200 Zander! Good to see you. Welcome to the desert. 898 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:00,480 Zander! Good to see you. Welcome to the desert. 899 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,200 Pretty striking landscape, huh? 900 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,360 Zander's tooled up. 901 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,400 He's got a lot of equipment around his little waist. 902 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:05,760 He's got a lot of equipment around his little waist. 903 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,520 He has. I wonder what he's gonna do. 904 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:09,520 Brian is a real mountain man 905 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,560 and he's keen to offer me an experience that combines 906 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,160 and he's keen to offer me an experience that combines 907 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,200 extreme danger with deep mental wellness. 908 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,120 extreme danger with deep mental wellness. 909 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,160 He's not gonna do, like, a Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible 2, 910 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:19,000 He's not gonna do, like, a Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible 2, 911 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,000 is he? He might. It's Armstrong. 912 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:23,040 Tell me what I am actually doing? 913 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:23,320 Tell me what I am actually doing? 914 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:25,360 Well, we have ropes 600ft long. Yeah. 915 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,640 Well, we have ropes 600ft long. Yeah. 916 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,680 He doesn't look very rugged in that outfit, does he, Alexander? 917 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:29,080 He doesn't look very rugged in that outfit, does he, Alexander? 918 00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,320 What's he got on?! 919 00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:32,360 Who goes to the mountains with a shirt and a tank top on? 920 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,320 Who goes to the mountains with a shirt and a tank top on? 921 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,360 Alexander Armstrong. Ohh. 922 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:36,640 Alexander Armstrong. Ohh. 923 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,680 You're not dressed for this, pal. He's a gentleman abroad. 924 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:39,000 You're not dressed for this, pal. He's a gentleman abroad. 925 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,040 Come here and get your first glimpse of the cliff and the good view. 926 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,760 Come here and get your first glimpse of the cliff and the good view. 927 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,800 No, thank you! Absolutely not. 928 00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:45,160 No, thank you! Absolutely not. 929 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,200 He's gotta go down there? Down that wire? Ooh! 930 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:47,640 He's gotta go down there? Down that wire? Ooh! 931 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,680 Yes, he wants me to jump off this cliff. 932 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:50,600 Yes, he wants me to jump off this cliff. 933 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,280 Listen how he's saying that. 934 00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,320 BOTH:He wants me to jump off this cliff. 935 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:54,600 BOTH:He wants me to jump off this cliff. 936 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,280 And I say I might exactly do it. 937 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,320 Did he say this is a wellness thing? 938 00:24:58,360 --> 00:24:58,600 Did he say this is a wellness thing? 939 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,640 Yeah. I would not feel very well if I was doing this. 940 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:01,000 Yeah. I would not feel very well if I was doing this. 941 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,040 It doesn't feel very healthy. No. 942 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,080 Feels good? Yeah. Make sure the boys are in the same room. 943 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,360 Feels good? Yeah. Make sure the boys are in the same room. 944 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,400 Boys are all in the same room?! 945 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,800 SHE LAUGHS 946 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,880 That's a man thing. 947 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,920 See this crack in front of you? Yep. You're gonna run 948 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:14,440 See this crack in front of you? Yep. You're gonna run 949 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:15,520 in that direction. Yep. 950 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,160 Oh, has he gotta run and jump? 951 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,200 Run off? Yeah, I think he has. Fuck off! 952 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,040 Run off? Yeah, I think he has. Fuck off! 953 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,680 ALEXANDER EXHALES 954 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,680 The jump is in your hands. 955 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,360 This is horrible. 956 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,400 There is no way I could do this. 957 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,040 There is no way I could do this. 958 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,080 Why is he not thinking about his life? 959 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:30,360 Why is he not thinking about his life? 960 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,280 I would be debating everything. 961 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,320 HE BREATHES DEEPLY 962 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:34,520 HE BREATHES DEEPLY 963 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,680 He looks terrified. Yeah. Fuck that. Honestly, fuck that. 964 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:38,840 He looks terrified. Yeah. Fuck that. Honestly, fuck that. 965 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:42,360 Here we go. Come on. 966 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,400 He's about to jump off a cliff dressed as an accountant. 967 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:44,720 He's about to jump off a cliff dressed as an accountant. 968 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,760 He's gotta put his library card down, tighten up that sweater vest. 969 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,320 He's gotta put his library card down, tighten up that sweater vest. 970 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,080 BOTH:Put the boys in the same room. 971 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,680 And go for it. 972 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,720 Speed, speed, speed... Ohh! Yeah! 973 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,040 Speed, speed, speed... Ohh! Yeah! 974 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,880 THEY SHRIEK 975 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,120 Oh, my God! 976 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,160 He didn't really commit to it. No, he wasn't really feeling it. 977 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,240 He didn't really commit to it. No, he wasn't really feeling it. 978 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,760 Help! 979 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,800 Very cool. Beautifully done. 980 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,440 Very cool. Beautifully done. 981 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,480 But did you see how sheepishly he ran? 982 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:09,080 But did you see how sheepishly he ran? 983 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,120 It wasn't a very good run. 984 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:11,720 It wasn't a very good run. 985 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,760 No. I mean, it had no intent behind it. No, no. 986 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,040 No. I mean, it had no intent behind it. No, no. 987 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,080 I'd want a bit more gusto in the run. 988 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:17,360 I'd want a bit more gusto in the run. 989 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,440 Yeah. The run was pathetic. 990 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,480 OK. Hang out right there. OK. Take some deep breaths for me. 991 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,280 OK. Hang out right there. OK. Take some deep breaths for me. 992 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,320 He's like, "Get me out of here." 993 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:25,600 He's like, "Get me out of here." 994 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,640 "Get me out of this fucking harness!" 995 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:28,200 "Get me out of this fucking harness!" 996 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,240 But think of that adrenaline dump he has right now. 997 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,360 But think of that adrenaline dump he has right now. 998 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,000 He's probably on cloud nine. Yeah. 999 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,880 He's gonna have a good day. Good for you. 1000 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,920 I will file that in a very special part of my memory banks. 1001 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,960 I will file that in a very special part of my memory banks. 1002 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:39,920 I will file that in a very special part of my memory banks. 1003 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,240 And, yeah, I can be dipping into that for just... 1004 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:43,560 And, yeah, I can be dipping into that for just... 1005 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,600 ..add little piquance to my nightmares. 1006 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:46,200 ..add little piquance to my nightmares. 1007 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,800 Wait, wait, what did he say? 1008 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,840 Add piquance to his nightmares - is that what he said? 1009 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:50,480 Add piquance to his nightmares - is that what he said? 1010 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,520 "Piquance to my nightmares"? Who says, "Piquance to my nightmares?!" 1011 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:53,360 "Piquance to my nightmares"? Who says, "Piquance to my nightmares?!" 1012 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,600 Piquance to my nightmares! 1013 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,800 Come here, Brian. 1014 00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,320 Ohh... 1015 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,240 It's an emotional moment. 1016 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,280 That's a trauma bond. He's just thrilled to be back on land. 1017 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,000 That's a trauma bond. He's just thrilled to be back on land. 1018 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,880 "Yes, tremendous. 1019 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,920 "I shall remember that when I wake up screaming at night in terror 1020 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,640 "I shall remember that when I wake up screaming at night in terror 1021 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,640 "for the next 30 years." 1022 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,200 In east London... 1023 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,240 I love to vacuum. 1024 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,200 I love to vacuum. 1025 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,240 How did you discover...? It's just so cool, that look at it all 1026 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,880 How did you discover...? It's just so cool, that look at it all 1027 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,440 and then it's gone. 1028 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,480 ..good mates Jake and Josh. 1029 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:23,880 ..good mates Jake and Josh. 1030 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,920 It feels so good. I just read today that some guy got arrested 1031 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,000 It feels so good. I just read today that some guy got arrested 1032 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,040 for public indecency with a vacuum. 1033 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:29,800 for public indecency with a vacuum. 1034 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:31,840 Wow. I didn't click on it but I wanted to. 1035 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,720 Wow. I didn't click on it but I wanted to. 1036 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,760 Well, you know... I didn't have time. Whole thing about vacuums 1037 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:36,480 Well, you know... I didn't have time. Whole thing about vacuums 1038 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:37,960 is that they suck. They do. 1039 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 And I think he was... I think he was... Testing one out? 1040 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,400 And I think he was... I think he was... Testing one out? 1041 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,440 He was giving one a little... Black & Decker pecker wrecker? Yeah. 1042 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,720 He was giving one a little... Black & Decker pecker wrecker? Yeah. 1043 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:46,760 On Monday, Chris Packham took us back to where it all began 1044 00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,760 On Monday, Chris Packham took us back to where it all began 1045 00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:50,320 on the BBC. 1046 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:52,360 Do you know what? I do believe in dinosaurs... You believe in them?! 1047 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,800 Do you know what? I do believe in dinosaurs... You believe in them?! 1048 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,840 Yes. Some people don't. 1049 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:56,640 Yes. Some people don't. 1050 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,680 Some people like, "No, it was Jesus. He came 2,000 years ago 1051 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,200 Some people like, "No, it was Jesus. He came 2,000 years ago 1052 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,880 "and then that's that." 1053 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,480 I believe in dinosaurs. OK. 1054 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,240 I think they were all big birds. 1055 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:07,960 But they... 1056 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 Yeah, that is what leading scientists are suggesting, yeah. 1057 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,120 Yeah, that is what leading scientists are suggesting, yeah. 1058 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,160 Really? Yeah. I've just seen a few TikToks about it 1059 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:13,840 Really? Yeah. I've just seen a few TikToks about it 1060 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:15,480 and I thought, "You're onto summat, you." 1061 00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,520 Do you ever think about where we came from, Nigel? Not really, no. 1062 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,520 Do you ever think about where we came from, Nigel? Not really, no. 1063 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,320 The history of evolution? 1064 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,360 I love history and I've been reading a whole trilogy 1065 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,800 I love history and I've been reading a whole trilogy 1066 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,840 called The Cicero Trilogy about Rome. 1067 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,880 called The Cicero Trilogy about Rome. 1068 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:28,120 called The Cicero Trilogy about Rome. 1069 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,120 Have you dropped off? Sorry, I just faded out there, Nigel. 1070 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,840 Have you dropped off? Sorry, I just faded out there, Nigel. 1071 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,040 Talking of evolution, 1072 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,080 you know that bony bit at the bottom of my back? Yeah. 1073 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:42,520 you know that bony bit at the bottom of my back? Yeah. 1074 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,560 Just above me pants. I think that's where my tail dropped off. 1075 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:45,600 Just above me pants. I think that's where my tail dropped off. 1076 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,640 I think it dropped off later on me that on most people. 1077 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,240 I think it dropped off later on me that on most people. 1078 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,280 What, like recent? Have a feel. 1079 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:50,560 What, like recent? Have a feel. 1080 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,600 Have a feel there. Have you got that bone? Ohh! No. 1081 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,400 Have a feel there. Have you got that bone? Ohh! No. 1082 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,200 It's my tail! 1083 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,240 I think you've still got one. 1084 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:57,880 I think you've still got one. 1085 00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,920 I don't think about where we came from. 1086 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:00,360 I don't think about where we came from. 1087 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,400 I think about what I'm having for my dinner. 1088 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:02,880 I think about what I'm having for my dinner. 1089 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,920 I think about where we're going next. 1090 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,160 I think about where we're going next. 1091 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,160 Yeah. And I know what you're going to say now. What? 1092 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:08,760 Yeah. And I know what you're going to say now. What? 1093 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,480 Switzerland? 1094 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,160 So where does our story begin? 1095 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,280 So where does our story begin? 1096 00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:17,680 Come on, then. 1097 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:19,720 Go on, tell us, Chris. Come on. Put us out of our misery. 1098 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,560 Go on, tell us, Chris. Come on. Put us out of our misery. 1099 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,600 They may be the world's largest land mammals, 1100 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:23,720 They may be the world's largest land mammals, 1101 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,600 they may be beautiful, 1102 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,640 but brutally biologically speaking, 1103 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,080 but brutally biologically speaking, 1104 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,120 this is just a giant mass of cells. 1105 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,520 this is just a giant mass of cells. 1106 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,480 Of cells? Ohh. 1107 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:35,520 That's not as exciting as we thought it was gonna be. 1108 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:36,320 That's not as exciting as we thought it was gonna be. 1109 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,600 Cells? What does he mean? 1110 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,960 Aren't we all? 1111 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 I know. And also, they're right there. 1112 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,040 I know. And also, they're right there. 1113 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,080 Look at the size of their ears. They can hear you, Chris! 1114 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:44,760 Look at the size of their ears. They can hear you, Chris! 1115 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,800 Cells are the fundamental building blocks, 1116 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,840 Cells are the fundamental building blocks, 1117 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:49,200 Cells are the fundamental building blocks, 1118 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,240 not just of elephants but of all life today. 1119 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,480 not just of elephants but of all life today. 1120 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,520 Yes. See, all the same, and we're all made out of the same shit, 1121 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,240 Yes. See, all the same, and we're all made out of the same shit, 1122 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,280 atoms and, you know... Sod. ..stardust. 1123 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,120 atoms and, you know... Sod. ..stardust. 1124 00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,160 So, where did those cells come from? 1125 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,120 So, where did those cells come from? 1126 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,920 God. Meteor. 1127 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,720 God. Meteor! 1128 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,760 A common ancestor that lived billions of years ago. 1129 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,800 A common ancestor that lived billions of years ago. 1130 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:11,320 A common ancestor that lived billions of years ago. 1131 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,360 Right. Is he definitely walking at the side of them? 1132 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:13,640 Right. Is he definitely walking at the side of them? 1133 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:14,840 Yeah, it's not a green screen. 1134 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,880 The cell that started everything. 1135 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,800 The cell that started everything. 1136 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,680 Oh, we're going to go to the first cell. 1137 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:22,720 So every living thing on the planet originated from one cell? 1138 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:24,640 So every living thing on the planet originated from one cell? 1139 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,680 The elephant's improbable journey before mammals. 1140 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,720 The elephant's improbable journey before mammals. 1141 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:29,120 The elephant's improbable journey before mammals. 1142 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,440 Before dinosaurs stomped about. 1143 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:32,680 Before dinosaurs stomped about. 1144 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,400 He's going way back. He is. 1145 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,440 Yeah, like the big bang. Big bang. Hydrogen. 1146 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:36,960 Yeah, like the big bang. Big bang. Hydrogen. 1147 00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000 I bet Tony Blackburn was still DJ-ing, though! 1148 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:39,440 I bet Tony Blackburn was still DJ-ing, though! 1149 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:40,760 BOTH LAUGH 1150 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,040 Ooh, we're really going back. 1151 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,080 4.2? Billion years ago. 1152 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:50,640 4.2? Billion years ago. 1153 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,680 Ohh! Oh, I didn't see that part. 1154 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:52,960 Ohh! Oh, I didn't see that part. 1155 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Trillions of tiny primitive cells battle the elements. 1156 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,040 Trillions of tiny primitive cells battle the elements. 1157 00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,000 Trillions of tiny primitive cells battle the elements. 1158 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,040 But how does he know? 1159 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:00,280 But how does he know? 1160 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,120 Huh? How does HE know? 1161 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,080 I dunno. Ask him. 1162 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,000 No-one knows, do they? Dunno! 1163 00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,200 Almost all will perish. 1164 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,480 They're perishing, Nigel. The cells are perishing. Ohh! 1165 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:13,600 They're perishing, Nigel. The cells are perishing. Ohh! 1166 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,440 Unbelievable, innit? 1167 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,480 I don't know what he's showing us here, do you? No. 1168 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:17,880 I don't know what he's showing us here, do you? No. 1169 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,920 But one cell is different. 1170 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,160 But one cell is different. 1171 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:22,920 Yeah. It's the freak one. 1172 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,960 But one survives. Oh, my God, like in Nemo. 1173 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:25,320 But one survives. Oh, my God, like in Nemo. 1174 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,360 The one egg was there and it was Nemo. 1175 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,160 The one egg was there and it was Nemo. 1176 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,200 That's quite crazy when you think about it. Yeah. 1177 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:30,600 That's quite crazy when you think about it. Yeah. 1178 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,640 Within this tiny speck 1179 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:32,920 Within this tiny speck 1180 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,960 lies the future of all living things. 1181 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000 lies the future of all living things. 1182 00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:37,320 lies the future of all living things. 1183 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,360 Ohh! This is exciting. That's the fella. 1184 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,320 Ohh! This is exciting. That's the fella. 1185 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:42,320 It's a speck with a name. 1186 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,680 Meet Luca... 1187 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,720 Luca? Huh? Luca. Luca? 1188 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:48,520 Luca? Huh? Luca. Luca? 1189 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,560 ..the ultimate survivor. 1190 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:50,960 ..the ultimate survivor. 1191 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,880 Luca? How do we know its name? 1192 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,840 Who called it Luca? Bleeding Luca? 1193 00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,880 I bet it wasn't called Luca billions of years ago. 1194 00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:57,720 I bet it wasn't called Luca billions of years ago. 1195 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,760 Luca? I've got a grandson called Luca. Yeah. 1196 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,800 Luca? I've got a grandson called Luca. Yeah. 1197 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,840 The great-great-great times a billion grandparent of you 1198 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,880 The great-great-great times a billion grandparent of you 1199 00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:05,240 The great-great-great times a billion grandparent of you 1200 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,280 and every other living thing on Earth. 1201 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,320 and every other living thing on Earth. 1202 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:09,600 and every other living thing on Earth. 1203 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,640 I love this. Wow! 1204 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:11,880 I love this. Wow! 1205 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,920 Oh. We all come from that one cell. 1206 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:14,240 Oh. We all come from that one cell. 1207 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,280 Amazing, isn't it? It is, really, if you can be bothered with it. 1208 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:17,800 Amazing, isn't it? It is, really, if you can be bothered with it. 1209 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,840 Luca stands for Last Universal Common Ancestor. 1210 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,880 Luca stands for Last Universal Common Ancestor. 1211 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,320 Luca stands for Last Universal Common Ancestor. 1212 00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:25,360 Yeah, one cell worked and survived and multiplied and then... 1213 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:25,600 Yeah, one cell worked and survived and multiplied and then... 1214 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,760 ..then... Turned into elephants. 1215 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,800 Elephants and...Take That. 1216 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:32,520 Elephants and...Take That. 1217 00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,560 And...piranhas. 1218 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,840 And...piranhas. 1219 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,480 And badgers. 1220 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,840 Hmm. 1221 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,880 Just to name but a few. Yeah. 1222 00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,600 Just to name but a few. Yeah. 1223 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,640 In north London... 1224 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,080 How are you feeling now? 1225 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:54,280 Are you getting up a lot earlier? Yeah. 1226 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,920 What, for Breakfast? Yeah. 1227 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,160 What time are you getting up? 1228 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,040 I know everyone asks you that. Getting up at 5:00, 1229 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,080 out the door at 5:30. Mm! 1230 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:01,600 out the door at 5:30. Mm! 1231 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,640 ..best mates Sara and Clare. 1232 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:04,240 ..best mates Sara and Clare. 1233 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,280 I just put loads of make-up on, and then I hope, 1234 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,240 I just put loads of make-up on, and then I hope, 1235 00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,240 like, a couple of hours later, when the guests come in, 1236 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,280 I'm less like aunt Sally and look more like J-Lo. 1237 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:11,800 I'm less like aunt Sally and look more like J-Lo. 1238 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,840 Settled in. Ideally, yeah - and it's settled in. 1239 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:14,200 Settled in. Ideally, yeah - and it's settled in. 1240 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,640 It's going good, though. 1241 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,120 Nice, though, it's summer, isn't it? 1242 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,640 You're getting up and the... Yeah. 1243 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:19,880 Be different in winter, won't it? 1244 00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:21,920 It'll be very different in February. Thanks for pointing that out. Yeah. 1245 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,200 It'll be very different in February. Thanks for pointing that out. Yeah. 1246 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,240 On Monday night, we buckled up 1247 00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:26,520 On Monday night, we buckled up 1248 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,560 for another adrenaline-filled ride on Channel Five. 1249 00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,880 for another adrenaline-filled ride on Channel Five. 1250 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,880 Time to catch some road scum. 1251 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,120 Some baddies. 1252 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,040 Have you ever been in a high speed pursuit? 1253 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,080 Well, yeah, once, you know... Yeah. 1254 00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:37,640 Well, yeah, once, you know... Yeah. 1255 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,280 Who hasn't? Who hasn't? 1256 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,040 What's the sexiest emergency service? 1257 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:45,520 What's the sexiest emergency service? 1258 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,560 Well, my dad, my uncle... Oh...! Whoa! 1259 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,600 Well, my dad, my uncle... Oh...! Whoa! 1260 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,400 Well, my dad, my uncle... Oh...! Whoa! 1261 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,440 No, let me finish! Let me finish! Mental place to take it! 1262 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,440 No, let me finish! Let me finish! Mental place to take it! 1263 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,840 My father was a policeman. 1264 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,760 Was he? Of course he was. Yeah. 1265 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,800 A nice policeman, but he used to plant drugs on me. 1266 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:00,200 A nice policeman, but he used to plant drugs on me. 1267 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,720 A silver Audi A3 that failed to stop 1268 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,000 A silver Audi A3 that failed to stop 1269 00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,040 for Warwickshire cops a few days ago... 1270 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:06,440 for Warwickshire cops a few days ago... 1271 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,480 BOTH: Warwickshire. Yeah. That's not far from us. 1272 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,240 BOTH: Warwickshire. Yeah. That's not far from us. 1273 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,280 ..has hit one of Northamptonshire's ANPR cameras. 1274 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,600 ..has hit one of Northamptonshire's ANPR cameras. 1275 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,640 OK, we're in Northamptonshire. Of course. Hello. 1276 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:15,600 OK, we're in Northamptonshire. Of course. Hello. 1277 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:17,640 So, got away from Warwickshire police, and now in Northamptonshire. 1278 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,880 So, got away from Warwickshire police, and now in Northamptonshire. 1279 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,920 Where's Warwickshire? I've no idea where they are 1280 00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,400 in relation to... Where's Northamptonshire? 1281 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,440 I just know this person's on tour! Right! Whoo! 1282 00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,240 I just know this person's on tour! Right! Whoo! 1283 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,280 You can't just go shire-hopping. No. 1284 00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,120 You can't just go shire-hopping. No. 1285 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,760 "Shire" you can. 1286 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,960 POLICE SIRENS 1287 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,280 The team's heading to the north of the county to intercept. 1288 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,200 The team's heading to the north of the county to intercept. 1289 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,160 Here they go. Come on, boys. 1290 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,200 An ARV already has the Audi in its crosshairs. 1291 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,600 An ARV already has the Audi in its crosshairs. 1292 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,080 Oh, he's a bad 'un. Look at that. 1293 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:43,440 They're going to follow him. 1294 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,080 OFFICER: Approaching, now, traffic lights. 1295 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:47,560 OFFICER: Approaching, now, traffic lights. 1296 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,480 Put your foot on it. Go on, sunshine. 1297 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,480 It's quite dangerous, isn't it, this? 1298 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,520 You fail to stop, then you've got to put your foot down. 1299 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:54,520 You fail to stop, then you've got to put your foot down. 1300 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,560 You could end up in all sorts of trouble, couldn't you? 1301 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:57,080 You could end up in all sorts of trouble, couldn't you? 1302 00:34:57,120 --> 00:34:59,120 You could, Nigel - and perhaps that will be the outcome. 1303 00:34:59,160 --> 00:34:59,640 You could, Nigel - and perhaps that will be the outcome. 1304 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,280 We just don't know at this stage. 1305 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,320 The light's on red as the smoking Audi approaches at over 80. 1306 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,360 The light's on red as the smoking Audi approaches at over 80. 1307 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:05,640 The light's on red as the smoking Audi approaches at over 80. 1308 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:06,920 He's going over 80! It's over 80! 1309 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:08,440 Is he going to stop for the light's? 1310 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,440 Straight through red ATS. 1311 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,440 He's done the red light. Whoa! 1312 00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,480 Oh! Gee. I thought he was gonna get crashed into, then. Yeah. 1313 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:15,760 Oh! Gee. I thought he was gonna get crashed into, then. Yeah. 1314 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,880 Crashy-crash, then. 1315 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,920 So I think, now, if you're running red lights at that speed, 1316 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:19,720 So I think, now, if you're running red lights at that speed, 1317 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,400 this is now a critical situation. 1318 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,920 Big time, big time. Let's finish this. 1319 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,720 Vehicle moves to lane three of three. 1320 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:26,880 Oh, making me feel sick. 1321 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,800 Oh, good. Slight oversteer. 1322 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,680 Smoky's shambolic driving... 1323 00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:32,720 That'd be us when we got a fag on the go. 1324 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,520 That'd be us when we got a fag on the go. 1325 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:35,240 It's smoky and shambolic. 1326 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,280 On t' school run. 1327 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:37,560 On t' school run. 1328 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:38,920 You, not me. No, sorry. 1329 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,960 Not one, not one, not two, not two. 1330 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:41,400 Not one, not one, not two, not two. 1331 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,040 Oh, my God! He's going down the... 1332 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,720 What's it called? The grass! The grass! 1333 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,760 Look at that! Bold. Oh, that is good. 1334 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:48,080 Look at that! Bold. Oh, that is good. 1335 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,120 ..as he heads back onto the dual carriageway. 1336 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,120 ..as he heads back onto the dual carriageway. 1337 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,040 Back on the A14. 1338 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,080 Back on the A14. There's no escape. Or is there? 1339 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,560 Back on the A14. There's no escape. Or is there? 1340 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,600 An innocent Merc driver enters TPAC territory. 1341 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,400 An innocent Merc driver enters TPAC territory. 1342 00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,280 Travelling westbound. 1343 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,880 Oh, he's cut him off! Oh, eh, lovely! 1344 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,920 Vigilante! Lovely! Vigilante. Lovely, in the Merc. 1345 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,640 Vigilante! Lovely! Vigilante. Lovely, in the Merc. 1346 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:09,240 Imagine pulling over to let the police pass 1347 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,280 and then some Muppet comes up on your inside. 1348 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:11,520 and then some Muppet comes up on your inside. 1349 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000 He seems to think this is a game of Mario Kart... 1350 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:15,320 He seems to think this is a game of Mario Kart... 1351 00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,360 Oh... Good one. Pop culture reference. Good one. 1352 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:17,600 Oh... Good one. Pop culture reference. Good one. 1353 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,320 Did he just throw something? Did he just throw something? 1354 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,600 He's throwing stuff. 1355 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,640 Oh, no. He just threw a can. Oh! 1356 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:25,880 Oh, no. He just threw a can. Oh! 1357 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,040 Take that Lilt! 1358 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,560 It literally is like Mario Kart. Pop a little banana skin out. 1359 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,520 It literally is like Mario Kart. Pop a little banana skin out. 1360 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,240 Oh! Whoa! Jesus, what a knobhead. 1361 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,760 Oh! Whoa! Jesus, what a knobhead. 1362 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,800 That is dangerous. Bloody idiot. 1363 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,320 That is dangerous. Bloody idiot. 1364 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,920 I find it quite erotic. 1365 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,720 Do you? I'd like to meet this driver. Would you? 1366 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,760 ..but his brush with the barrier has taken its toll. 1367 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:46,600 ..but his brush with the barrier has taken its toll. 1368 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,640 Oh... Oh, his car's knackered. 1369 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:48,880 Oh... Oh, his car's knackered. 1370 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,920 It's game over for Mario. 1371 00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:51,640 It's game over for Mario. 1372 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,680 Oh... Oh, yeah! 1373 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:53,960 Oh... Oh, yeah! 1374 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,840 There we go. Yeah. He was actually called Mario. 1375 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,480 Oh! Oh! He's stopping at nothing. 1376 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,360 Contact with his vehicle. Stand by. 1377 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,400 No, he doesn't! No, he doesn't, Paddy! Oh, he's trying. 1378 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,120 No, he doesn't! No, he doesn't, Paddy! Oh, he's trying. 1379 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:04,120 He's having it! He's trying it. They've done him. 1380 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,560 He's not going anywhere now. 1381 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:09,520 Brilliant. Oh, my goodness. Brilliant. 1382 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,760 Oh, he's not giving up. 1383 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,080 He'll get out of the car and run now. 1384 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,120 The front passenger is pulled out. 1385 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:14,720 The front passenger is pulled out. 1386 00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,440 Oh, there's a passenger in there! 1387 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,480 ..but the driver jumps in the back and won't play ball. 1388 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,560 ..but the driver jumps in the back and won't play ball. 1389 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,600 He's in the back! "Not getting out!" 1390 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,720 He's in the back! "Not getting out!" 1391 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,760 50,000 volts should bring him on side. 1392 00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:25,040 50,000 volts should bring him on side. 1393 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:26,040 Oh, wow. 1394 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,080 50,000 volts? 50,000 volts. Is he tasering him? Yeah. 1395 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,160 50,000 volts? 50,000 volts. Is he tasering him? Yeah. 1396 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,200 SCREAMS:You're tasering me! 1397 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:31,600 SCREAMS:You're tasering me! 1398 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,640 "You're tasering me!" "You're tasering me!" 1399 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:34,600 "You're tasering me!" "You're tasering me!" 1400 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,640 I've never been tased. Have you ever been tased? 1401 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:36,960 I've never been tased. Have you ever been tased? 1402 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,240 No, but, you know, I'm here to learn. 1403 00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,480 Get your hands behind your back! 1404 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,880 Get your hands behind your back, now! 1405 00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,320 He's still fighting them. 1406 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,120 I mean, really, give it up now. 1407 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,000 Look at that. Oh, look at his haircut. 1408 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,560 That's the new haircut, isn't it? 1409 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,600 Please...! No point saying please now, is there? 1410 00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:50,640 Please...! No point saying please now, is there? 1411 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,200 Fucking please? 1412 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,720 You've just caused mayhem, you bell. 1413 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,760 Not so tough now, are you? Yeah! 1414 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,400 It's like talking to a toddler. 1415 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,440 "Please!" "There's no point in saying please now." 1416 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:00,200 "Please!" "There's no point in saying please now." 1417 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:01,520 Attention turns to the passenger. 1418 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,360 Who's this passenger? Is it a girl? 1419 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,320 I only met him yesterday on Tinder. 1420 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,840 Oh...! 1421 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,120 "I only met him yesterday on Tinder!" 1422 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:10,400 "I only met him yesterday on Tinder!" 1423 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,440 You swiped the wrong dude. 1424 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,200 You swiped the wrong dude. 1425 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:15,160 A first date? Yeah! 1426 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,200 Like, not bad for excitement. 1427 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:17,480 Like, not bad for excitement. 1428 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,520 Like... It feels like the first time we hung out, frankly. Yeah! 1429 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,560 Like... It feels like the first time we hung out, frankly. Yeah! 1430 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:21,880 Like... It feels like the first time we hung out, frankly. Yeah! 1431 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,920 Where it's like, "Are you up for a bit of excitement, or no?" 1432 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:24,920 Where it's like, "Are you up for a bit of excitement, or no?" 1433 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,960 No action was taken against the passenger. 1434 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:27,240 No action was taken against the passenger. 1435 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,080 And they're now happily married! 1436 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,120 If she wants a second date, it'll have to be in prison... 1437 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:31,920 If she wants a second date, it'll have to be in prison... 1438 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,960 Oh-ho! Oh, look at you! 1439 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:34,640 Oh-ho! Oh, look at you! 1440 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,680 "If she wants a second date, it'll have to be in prison." 1441 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:37,440 "If she wants a second date, it'll have to be in prison." 1442 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,680 Brilliant. 1443 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:40,720 ..as he receives 60 weeks behind bars. 1444 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,440 ..as he receives 60 weeks behind bars. 1445 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,360 Wow. Wow. 1446 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:44,440 Did he? God. 1447 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,520 Imagine when her mate says, after, 1448 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,200 like, "How was your date with that lad?" 1449 00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:49,200 "Well..." 1450 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,280 "Are you seeing him again?" "Not for two years." 1451 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,480 "Are you seeing him again?" "Not for two years." 1452 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,520 "Why?" "Well, he's in prison..." Complicated. Yeah! 1453 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:56,800 "Why?" "Well, he's in prison..." Complicated. Yeah! 1454 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,680 You know what? I like that. 1455 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,720 A bit of excitement on a Monday night. Monday night excitement. 1456 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:01,920 A bit of excitement on a Monday night. Monday night excitement. 1457 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,960 You know what that makes that? What? A happy Monday. 1458 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,200 You know what that makes that? What? A happy Monday. 1459 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:07,240 Happy Monday! Yeah! A happy Monday! 1460 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:08,560 Happy Monday! Yeah! A happy Monday! 1461 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,880 In south London... 1462 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,240 I know it's the height of summer 1463 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,280 and the weather's been beautifully sunny... Mm. 1464 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,240 and the weather's been beautifully sunny... Mm. 1465 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:18,280 ..but you do look like you're going to go for a game of cricket. 1466 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:19,280 ..but you do look like you're going to go for a game of cricket. 1467 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,960 THEY LAUGH 1468 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 ..Mollie and her fiance Stuart. 1469 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:23,680 ..Mollie and her fiance Stuart. 1470 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,720 I was - I was actually more thinking 1471 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:26,000 I was - I was actually more thinking 1472 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,040 that maybe I looked like I was in like a '90s boyband 1473 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:28,880 that maybe I looked like I was in like a '90s boyband 1474 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,920 about to stand up out of my chair and sing Flying Without Wings - 1475 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,040 about to stand up out of my chair and sing Flying Without Wings - 1476 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,080 which, again, I wouldn't turn down. 1477 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:34,520 which, again, I wouldn't turn down. 1478 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,200 Which would be your preference? 1479 00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:38,240 Onstage, Flying Without Wings... 1480 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:38,920 Onstage, Flying Without Wings... 1481 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,960 ..open the bowling at Lord's? 1482 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:41,440 ..open the bowling at Lord's? 1483 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,480 What a question! Um... 1484 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,200 What a question! Um... 1485 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,960 Because you're dressed for both! 1486 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 ONLY CONNECT THEME MUSIC 1487 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:49,320 ONLY CONNECT THEME MUSIC 1488 00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,360 On Monday night, there were wall-to-wall boffins on BBC Two. 1489 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,400 On Monday night, there were wall-to-wall boffins on BBC Two. 1490 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:54,000 On Monday night, there were wall-to-wall boffins on BBC Two. 1491 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,040 This is an absurdly difficult quiz. 1492 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:56,320 This is an absurdly difficult quiz. 1493 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:58,360 What is it called? Only Connect. 1494 00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:58,600 What is it called? Only Connect. 1495 00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,880 You know what we are? 1496 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,840 Twats. No, we're... 1497 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,880 No, we watch a lot of telly, don't we, mate? 1498 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:04,160 No, we watch a lot of telly, don't we, mate? 1499 00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,280 We do watch a lot of telly. 1500 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,320 You could almost call us experts. 1501 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:07,800 You could almost call us experts. 1502 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,560 Well, yeah. 1503 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,320 VIOLIN PLAYS 1504 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:15,840 Ooh! Oh, I like the high pitched one. Get your chin right. Oh, yeah. 1505 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,680 Ooh! Oh, I like the high pitched one. Get your chin right. Oh, yeah. 1506 00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:19,600 Imagine hitting that note. 1507 00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,960 It feels quite highbrow, this, doesn't it? 1508 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,360 Does it ever. Yeah. 1509 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,400 This is like a smarty pants show. OK, all right. Here we go. 1510 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,400 This is like a smarty pants show. OK, all right. Here we go. 1511 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,440 Don't expect this to give you any confidence 1512 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:33,880 Don't expect this to give you any confidence 1513 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,920 at all with your quizzing, Clare. SHE SIGHS 1514 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,200 at all with your quizzing, Clare. SHE SIGHS 1515 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,240 {\an8}On my right, Charlie Brookfield, 1516 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:38,640 {\an8}On my right, Charlie Brookfield, 1517 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,680 {\an8}a consultant microbiologist who got married in a zoo... 1518 00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:41,280 {\an8}a consultant microbiologist who got married in a zoo... 1519 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,360 Got married in a zoo?! 1520 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,960 Getting married in a zoo, though. 1521 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,800 Imagine that. Where did she get married? 1522 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,840 In the monkey enclosure? In the monkey enclosure! 1523 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:48,120 In the monkey enclosure? In the monkey enclosure! 1524 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,960 Brought together by microbiology, 1525 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,960 they are Culture Club. 1526 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 Very clever. Clever name. Yeah. Clever, I like that. 1527 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:54,320 Very clever. Clever name. Yeah. Clever, I like that. 1528 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,800 Oh! Culture. You see what they did there? 1529 00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,040 I see what they did. Clever. 1530 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,080 On my left, Omer Elchanan, a resident doctor... 1531 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:00,480 On my left, Omer Elchanan, a resident doctor... 1532 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:01,560 Doctor. 1533 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,600 Oh! I wonder what his bedside manner's like. Mm. 1534 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:04,680 Oh! I wonder what his bedside manner's like. Mm. 1535 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,360 ..who collects rubber ducks. 1536 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:07,800 Oh, he's a rubber duck doctor. 1537 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,000 We've got rubber ducks. 1538 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,040 We do, Clair. We do. 1539 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:11,400 We do, Clair. We do. 1540 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,440 ..and their captain, Eleanor Stiles, 1541 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:13,960 ..and their captain, Eleanor Stiles, 1542 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 a business analyst who once fell in the Danube. 1543 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:16,280 a business analyst who once fell in the Danube. 1544 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,760 Once fell in the Danube! 1545 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,440 Classic! 1546 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,480 You just imagine them getting - the researcher, 1547 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:22,800 You just imagine them getting - the researcher, 1548 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,840 getting these little quips. Little nuggets. Yeah. 1549 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,720 getting these little quips. Little nuggets. Yeah. 1550 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,560 "Have you fallen in any rivers, by any chance?" 1551 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,600 The Lion, please.Lion. 1552 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:29,840 The Lion, please.Lion. 1553 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,240 These are picture clues. 1554 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,240 What do they have in common? Here's the first. 1555 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:35,240 Picture clues! We like a picture clue. 1556 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,200 Right, don't panic. Here we go. 1557 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:39,320 Drumsticks. 1558 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:40,760 Drumsticks! Yeah. 1559 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,800 Drumsticks. Chopsticks. Oh... That's a drumstick. 1560 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:43,040 Drumsticks. Chopsticks. Oh... That's a drumstick. 1561 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,240 Fruit salad. 1562 00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:47,280 BOTH:Drumsticks, fruit salad... 1563 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:47,720 BOTH:Drumsticks, fruit salad... 1564 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,760 Oh...! Them sweets! Drumstick, fruits... 1565 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,080 Oh...! Them sweets! Drumstick, fruits... 1566 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:52,600 What are they called, them sweets? 1567 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:54,200 Fruit salad is a sweet, 1568 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:56,200 and drumsticks is a sweet. Yes! 1569 00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:57,200 {\an8}Next. 1570 00:41:58,840 --> 00:41:59,840 What's that? 1571 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,320 A buffalo's eye? 1572 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,360 Bull's-eye. Bull's-eye, it's a lollipop! 1573 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:03,840 Bull's-eye. Bull's-eye, it's a lollipop! 1574 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,560 Yeah. It's a lolly, so it is sweets. 1575 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,400 {\an8}They are all sweets. 1576 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,680 Yes! Yes! 1577 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,720 Well done, B. 1578 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,200 Sweets? 1579 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,080 Do you have any idea what they're talking about? 1580 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,440 Not a fucking clue. 1581 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,240 Back to you, Culture Club, 1582 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,840 for the last question, the Two Reeds. 1583 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,480 What would come forth in this sequence? 1584 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,000 I'm going to need a sports round here. 1585 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:24,720 Sheek. 1586 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:25,760 Sheek. 1587 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:26,920 Sheek. Kebab. 1588 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,840 {\an8}I think we need to see the next one, please. 1589 00:42:30,240 --> 00:42:31,960 Sheek. Seeik. 1590 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,240 Religion. Food. 1591 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,360 They're all people. 1592 00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,400 Seeik... They're all people. Sheek... 1593 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,160 Seeik... They're all people. Sheek... 1594 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:38,920 A Sheikh, a Sikh... 1595 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,360 {\an8}Can we have the next, please? 1596 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,520 All words with two Es and a K at the end. 1597 00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,280 All words with two Es and a K at the end. 1598 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,320 All I'm thinking is Shrek's coming next. 1599 00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:46,600 All I'm thinking is Shrek's coming next. 1600 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,640 I've got no idea. 1601 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:49,480 I've got no idea. 1602 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,520 {\an8}I can't see it being in the letters... 1603 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:51,840 {\an8}I can't see it being in the letters... 1604 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,880 Something to do with the Es. Mark my words. OK. 1605 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:54,200 Something to do with the Es. Mark my words. OK. 1606 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:55,600 I'm sure it's something to do with letters, 1607 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,080 because you change out the H for the I 1608 00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,120 and change out the I for the D... 1609 00:42:59,160 --> 00:42:59,560 and change out the I for the D... 1610 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,600 Hide...and seek. Seek. Hide and seek. 1611 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,120 Hide...and seek. Seek. Hide and seek. 1612 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,160 {\an8}You were looking at the word "seek" containing the word "hide". 1613 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,200 {\an8}You were looking at the word "seek" containing the word "hide". 1614 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:08,400 {\an8}You were looking at the word "seek" containing the word "hide". 1615 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,160 Containing what? The word what? 1616 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:12,200 I have a new new-found... new-found respect! 1617 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:14,000 I have a new new-found... new-found respect! 1618 00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:16,040 At last, after 23 years! Darling...! 1619 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:16,600 At last, after 23 years! Darling...! 1620 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,240 Hide in seek? 1621 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,280 It's hide AND seek, isn't it? Hide and seek. 1622 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:20,840 It's hide AND seek, isn't it? Hide and seek. 1623 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,880 I... I don't know. Hide and seek. I honestly... Hide and seek. 1624 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:23,200 I... I don't know. Hide and seek. I honestly... Hide and seek. 1625 00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,840 Hide AND seek. 1626 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,520 Now, in round four, the missing vowels round. 1627 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:27,680 Missing vowels. 1628 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,720 This is where I come into my own, Nigel. I can't wait to see it. 1629 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:30,600 This is where I come into my own, Nigel. I can't wait to see it. 1630 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,640 The first group of connected and disguised clues 1631 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,480 The first group of connected and disguised clues 1632 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,520 are all musical acts and their nicknames. 1633 00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,280 are all musical acts and their nicknames. 1634 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,320 Oh. 1635 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:39,800 And nicknames. Nicknames. 1636 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,280 What? 1637 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,600 That lesbian... 1638 00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,640 Oh... That lesbian! 1639 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:46,880 Oh... That lesbian! 1640 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 The... The Beatles... The Beatles and... ..and the Fab Four. 1641 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:50,960 The... The Beatles... The Beatles and... ..and the Fab Four. 1642 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,360 ..and the Fab Four. Well done. 1643 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,520 {\an8}Culture Club. The Beatles and the Fab Four.Yes, it is. 1644 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:56,040 {\an8}Culture Club. The Beatles and the Fab Four.Yes, it is. 1645 00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:57,080 Oh! Oh! 1646 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,120 Oh, my God! Jesus! Come on. 1647 00:43:59,160 --> 00:43:59,320 Oh, my God! Jesus! Come on. 1648 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,480 Bring the Corpse of Stephen Deathbeds. 1649 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,320 Bring the Corpse of Stephen Deathbeds. 1650 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,360 Er, Br... Bruce Springsteen. 1651 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,000 Yes! 1652 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,040 The Boss - Bruce Springsteen, The Boss. 1653 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:10,280 The Boss - Bruce Springsteen, The Boss. 1654 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,520 {\an8}Makeweights. Bruce Springsteen and The Boss.Yes, it is. 1655 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:14,200 {\an8}Makeweights. Bruce Springsteen and The Boss.Yes, it is. 1656 00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:16,240 Yes! Brilliant. 1657 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,280 I was gonna say Bruce Springsteen. Of course you were. I was. 1658 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,200 I was gonna say Bruce Springsteen. Of course you were. I was. 1659 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:24,240 Jane... That is John... 1660 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,120 Jane... That is John... 1661 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,160 John and Edward. Jedward. Final answer. 1662 00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:27,920 John and Edward. Jedward. Final answer. 1663 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,960 Jennifer Lopez and J.Lo. 1664 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,080 Jennifer Lopez and J.Lo. 1665 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:33,120 Jennifer Lopez DJing. Er... Jennifer... 1666 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,520 Jennifer Lopez DJing. Er... Jennifer... 1667 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:36,200 Jennifer Lopez. Er... 1668 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,880 {\an8}Makeweights. Jennifer Lopez and J.Lo.Yes, it is. 1669 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,080 {\an8}Makeweights. Jennifer Lopez and J.Lo.Yes, it is. 1670 00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,120 Oh... Oh, for God's sake, you were so close. 1671 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:43,920 Oh... Oh, for God's sake, you were so close. 1672 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,960 Yes! How did you know that?! 1673 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:46,160 Yes! How did you know that?! 1674 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:49,720 Next group, things which revolve or rotate. 1675 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,000 Next group, things which revolve or rotate. 1676 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,040 What? What? Is this still vowel shit, this? 1677 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,120 What? What? Is this still vowel shit, this? 1678 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,160 Nigel's bedroom door. 1679 00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:56,360 Nigel's bedroom door. 1680 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:01,840 Er, vinyl record. 1681 00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:03,880 Oh, vinyl record. Vinyl record! Good job! 1682 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:04,160 Oh, vinyl record. Vinyl record! Good job! 1683 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,200 VINYL RECORD! 1684 00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:06,600 {\an8}Culture club. 1685 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,400 {\an8}Vinyl record.Yes, it is. 1686 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,440 {\an8}Did I shout, there? Sorry! 1687 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:10,840 {\an8}Did I shout, there? Sorry! 1688 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,880 I'm figuring out that I'm quite good at this. 1689 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:13,320 I'm figuring out that I'm quite good at this. 1690 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,560 That child... 1691 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,600 That child shouldn't run... Who? 1692 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,520 That child shouldn't run... Who? 1693 00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,280 That child is racist. 1694 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,320 {\an8}That child's head in The Exorcist. 1695 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:25,600 {\an8}That child's head in The Exorcist. 1696 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,080 {\an8}You know, that child's head in The Exorcist! 1697 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,160 You know! You know! 1698 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,200 You can't do that. That child's head in The Exorcist? 1699 00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:31,520 You can't do that. That child's head in The Exorcist? 1700 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,400 It's on at six o'clock, this. Yeah. 1701 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:34,920 That's not a real thing. 1702 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,960 It doesn't matter... The child's head... 1703 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:37,280 It doesn't matter... The child's head... 1704 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,160 Yeah, but it's one of the most famous 1705 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,200 rotating things I've ever seen. 1706 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:41,600 rotating things I've ever seen. 1707 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,640 Next group, spring sporting events. 1708 00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:44,480 Next group, spring sporting events. 1709 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:45,920 Come on, we've got this. Come on! 1710 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,720 Grand National. Oh! Good shout, Vern. 1711 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:50,000 Grand National. Oh! Good shout, Vern. 1712 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,200 Grand National. 1713 00:45:51,240 --> 00:45:53,240 Oh! We're on fire! Oh, my God! 1714 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:53,840 Oh! We're on fire! Oh, my God! 1715 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,160 World... World wrestling championships. 1716 00:45:58,200 --> 00:45:58,680 World... World wrestling championships. 1717 00:45:58,720 --> 00:45:59,760 World. World... 1718 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,480 Snooker... No. No. Snooker, yeah. 1719 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,520 Snooker... Championships. Championships! 1720 00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:03,840 Snooker... Championships. Championships! 1721 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,880 World... World... World darts... World... 1722 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:06,360 World... World... World darts... World... 1723 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,880 World dishm... 1724 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,920 It's so hard to try and... Fuck! ..think when you're here. 1725 00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:11,600 It's so hard to try and... Fuck! ..think when you're here. 1726 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,960 {\an8}World Snooker Championship. Yes, it is. 1727 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:15,240 {\an8}World Snooker Championship. Yes, it is. 1728 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,520 Snooker! Oh. 1729 00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,560 I... The World Snooker championship? 1730 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:19,360 I... The World Snooker championship? 1731 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,400 I wish I was intelligent. Imagine if we was intelligent. 1732 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,440 I wish I was intelligent. Imagine if we was intelligent. 1733 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,480 Oh, if we was intelligent...! 1734 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:24,720 Oh, if we was intelligent...! 1735 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:26,040 ..we'd be less dangerous. 1736 00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,080 Do you reckon?! 1737 00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:28,320 Do you reckon?! 1738 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,360 # In a perfect world 1739 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:31,080 # In a perfect world 1740 00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,200 # In a perfect world 1741 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:34,840 # In a perfect world 1742 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,960 # In a perfect world 1743 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:38,760 # In a perfect world 1744 00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,800 # Singing, ooh 1745 00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,840 # Singing, ooh 1746 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:44,200 # Singing, ooh 1747 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:46,240 # In a perfect world 1748 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:47,200 # In a perfect world 1749 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:50,240 # In a perfect world 1750 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:51,200 # In a perfect world 1751 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,240 # In a perfect, perfect world. # 1752 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,280 # In a perfect, perfect world. # 1753 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:56,960 # In a perfect, perfect world. # 1754 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,960 Subtitles by Red Bee Media