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那年她生日

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我向她展示了一个玻璃瓶

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瓶子里装满了五颜六色的幸运星

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她看到那瓶幸运星

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就好像你们现在这样

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开心到合不拢嘴

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到底有多少颗啊？

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总共有九百九十九颗

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只有这么少吗？

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哦，如果你想多一点啊？

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那你以后对我笑多一点不就行了！

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现在我们家里

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有四十八个玻璃瓶

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四万八千九百六十四颗幸运星

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我的幸运一直有增无减

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你再这样折下去，家里哪摆的下呀？

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这个是土地问题！

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用钱才可以解决

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所以，我现在不就站在这里

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向你们推销我的书啰！

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开玩笑的！

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其实只要有爱

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所有的事情都是可以解决的！

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怎么不顺便把儿子接回来？

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桌子上有份家长评估

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你填完之后送去学校！

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你不去？

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我刚才下去帮你放租楼上的房子

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还要再下去一次呀？

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放哪几家地产了？

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中联啰！

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我们只有一把钥匙嘛！

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你就不能多配几把啊？

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要走两个路口才有配钥匙的

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独家也挺好

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免得那么多闲杂人！

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喂！ 要母亲评估哦！

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一直都是你填的

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你不是作家嘛！

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啊，说起来

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自从我们签字结婚那天之后呢

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我就没见过你拿笔

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你到底还会不会写字啊？

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会打字不就行了！

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喂呀！

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老公！

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两个路口真的好远的嘛！

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家里没有避孕套了！

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又没了？

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真的！

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乖啦！ 你下去买

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然后顺便接儿子

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好不好？来，乖！

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乖乖乖乖！

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喂！

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谢啦！

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爱你

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我家里当然没有四十八瓶幸运星啦！

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因为我老婆根本就不是

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我小说里面写的完美人妻

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她是一个懒妻！

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今天在学校乖不乖？

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小明今天很乖啊！

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很乖啊？

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好啦，来跟老师再见

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拜拜！

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你好

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喂，徐先生，中联Jason呀！

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我这边有客户想租你楼上那个房子啊！

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这么快？

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当然啦，你的楼盘我特别上心的

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那你带她看啰！

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好租客啊！

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单身女租客！ 怎么样啊？

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哦这样啊？

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港岛南区，有山有水这样的环境

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我自己都想住呀！

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来，先看看视野

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这么开阔的地方要四万八

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同区基本上是找不到了

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徐先生

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我来介绍，陈小姐

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这是徐先生

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你看他外表斯文帅气有型大方

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而且还是狮子座的

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同区这样的业主很难找的

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行了，谢谢！

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徐先生，我尽快搞定，打给你

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这样会不会太缺德呢？

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神经！

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我怎么知道她会不会
放两个炸弹在这里啊？

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怎么样也要看一下吧？

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维多利亚的秘密，果然很重大！

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喂！ 徐生，Jason呀！

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上次那位陈小姐呢，说很喜欢你的房子

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她说她只有三万块预算

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三万？

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她也知道差太远

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说如果不行，就算了！

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你等等呀！

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喂，徐先生

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我好像落了一袋东西在你那里

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你千万不要打开啊！

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徐先生？

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你跟她说没有免租期呀！

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如果她OK，你帮我跟她签约啦！ 拜拜

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老公

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怎么啦？

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你看？

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尔珑一号高层月租三万？

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肯定是凶宅！

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我们的房子租出去没啊？

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市价租啦！ 好了，游泳去了！

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徐先生！ 怎么这么巧啊？

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哗！ 都红了

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你没事吧？

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让我看看

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说茄子

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你还好吧？

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我还好

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你今天不用上班吗？

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我做保险的

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时间安排比较自由

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日本人？

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我爸爸是香港人

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妈妈是日本人

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我十二岁才来的香港

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我听中介说，你是一名作家啊！

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是啊！

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下次我送一本我的书给你

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我中文很差

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我更喜欢看电影

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嗯？喜欢什么电影呢？

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《色戒》、《九个半星期》

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还有 《格雷的五十度灰》

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这几部我都很喜欢

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哗？全部都是好电影呀！

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不知道有没有机会

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和你一起研究一下呢？

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我先走啦！

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下次再聊啊！

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是不是烧水了？

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啊，刚刚开啊！

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帮我接点啊！

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（银行讯息）

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怎么啦？徐先生！

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我查过银行帐户

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好像数目不太对呀！

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是吗？

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你有空上来拿走剩下的那些呀！

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我这里有现金

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哦，好啊

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还有呀！

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我好像掉了只袜子在你那里

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一会儿你顺便拿上来吧？

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老婆，出去活动下，做运动！

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徐先生

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Elaine

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进来坐呀！

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好呀！

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喝杯酒呀！

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谢谢

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徐先生呀！

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这个房子呢

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我打算跟别人一起住呀！

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这个房子租了给你

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你和谁住

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我也管不了的！

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你知道的

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做保险收入不稳定

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有个人分担会轻松一点

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那倒是

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但是如果我想跟你分担呢？

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那你不就可以随时上来一起睡喽？

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你看我也不小啦！

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你要是对我没性趣的话

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一开始就不应该便宜
整整一万八租给我啦！

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你这个人还真直接啊！

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如果你OK

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就麻烦你帮我穿上另外那只丝袜啦！

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嗯？怎么袜子变得这么短了？

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泡了热水，缩水了

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不过反正也要脱下来的嘛！

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有没有套啊？

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不用，我有吃药

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回来怎么没声啊？

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我以为你睡了嘛！

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老婆，出去做运动啦！

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喂！

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有没有找阿东呀？

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没有啊，干什么？

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他被人告强奸呀！

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他说那个嫩模事后涨价

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那他不找我？

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你帮他打呀？

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我当然找人打那个贱人嘛！

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喂，大哥你是律师呀！

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所以不就用最有效的方法喽！

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唉，别说这些扫兴的事情

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我最近去了台湾！

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（国语） 报告！

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你们有没有试过被八个辣妹

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360度围着你跳舞啊？

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我试过！ 我真的试过！

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然后呢？

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那我八个全要我肯定顾不过来嘛！

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很不符合经济效益的嘛！

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所以我只选了一个

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选了特别丑的那个

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那她肯定是没什么工作的

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那就是说她一定干净啦！

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但是台湾妹出名易泡难甩的呀！

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你不怕她赖着你回香港呀？

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（国语） 甭担心呀！

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她兼职的

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她老公去公干

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他没老公奸

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就找个公奸

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我补了二千元给她

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她还把她老公的车借给我开呀！

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是不是性价比很高呀？

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毫无道德底线！

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情节特别严重啊！

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有得玩你不玩？

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Sorry！ 我不应该说这些啊！

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你真是有问题

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阿哲有老婆的！

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其实有老婆不是问题

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有她老婆才有问题嘛！

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到今天，我们都还清楚记得

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五年前

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嫂子，怎么来这么晚呀？

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喂，过来跟我们一起玩呀！

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你哪位呀？

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- 不要呀，嫂子！ - 不要激动！

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我的客人全被你吓跑了

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我的场子被你毁了，是全都毁了！

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我报警

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你老婆关一辈子！

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徐先生，要不要发票？

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不用了，谢谢

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给徐太太倒杯茶啦！ 还傻站在那

243
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哦

244
00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:27,042
嫂子，其实是我们不好

245
00:17:27,876 --> 00:17:29,542
但是我真的很想知道

246
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:31,709
你是怎么找到这里来的呢？

247
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,126
我看过阿哲的手机短信

248
00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:36,209
你们说，今晚定了位子

249
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去佳记吃火锅的嘛！

250
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:40,584
然后你回复了个偷笑的表情

251
00:17:40,751 --> 00:17:42,042
我就想问一下

252
00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:44,709
如果是吃火锅有他妈什么好笑的呢？

253
00:17:45,126 --> 00:17:47,792
全香港有四家带「佳」字的夜总会

254
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「新佳丽」、「俏佳人」

255
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「新俏佳人」、「金粉佳人」

256
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第二家我就抓到你们啦！

257
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如果再有下次

258
00:17:58,584 --> 00:18:00,501
我带着肚子里的孩子死给你看

259
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:04,751
如果我家里有个这样的福尔摩斯

260
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,542
我就索性培养其它兴趣算啦！

261
00:18:07,542 --> 00:18:09,959
打打坐，禅修，这些玩意

262
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,834
那些什么兼职呀，台妹那些

263
00:18:11,876 --> 00:18:13,376
你想都不要想啦！

264
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:16,042
喂！ 不过我们这些家里没有侦探的呢

265
00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:18,459
什么时候可以和你去台湾公干？

266
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不可以！

267
00:18:20,084 --> 00:18:21,084
三人行有没有可能？

268
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不可能！

269
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台湾流行的

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不流行了！

271
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福尔摩斯杀来啦！

272
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唉，走吧走吧走吧！

273
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我撤啦！

274
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赶快

275
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爽吗？

276
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嗯

277
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这个月不交租，行不行啊？

278
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完全不交？

279
00:18:56,376 --> 00:18:58,834
挑！ 不行算了！

280
00:18:59,084 --> 00:19:01,751
几百亿身家这么小气

281
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喂  你以为我真的是格雷呀？

282
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:11,667
（日文）「吔咩嗲」

283
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叫什么，「吔咩嗲」？

284
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:17,167
要交租就「吔咩嗲」？

285
00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:17,834
神经病！

286
00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:19,459
你是不是想冤枉我强奸？

287
00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,709
好痛啊，叫几声都不行吗？

288
00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:32,334
你大爷的

289
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本人陈倩青

290
00:19:56,626 --> 00:20:00,626
不反对徐哲在尔珑一号

291
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六座28楼A，对本人为所欲为

292
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每月照交$15，000块租金

293
00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:13,292
满不满意呀？

294
00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:16,501
不反对通知书？

295
00:20:18,376 --> 00:20:19,292
干什么嘛？

296
00:20:19,292 --> 00:20:20,917
人家又没催你交租

297
00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:22,376
有再交啰！

298
00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:26,709
不要「吔咩嗲」好不好

299
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:29,542
我更想「kimoji」多一点

300
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,001
琦琦，把窗帘拉上啦

301
00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:58,126
嗯？你老婆叫琦琦吗？

302
00:21:04,626 --> 00:21:05,417
完了

303
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,084
刚回来啊？

304
00:21:18,042 --> 00:21:19,459
我昨晚喝多了

305
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:21,167
睡沙发睡不着

306
00:21:21,251 --> 00:21:23,001
就跑楼下买早餐啰

307
00:21:24,626 --> 00:21:26,376
快点刷牙洗脸吃东西啦！

308
00:21:26,584 --> 00:21:27,209
嗯

309
00:21:36,209 --> 00:21:38,709
老婆，出去做运动啦！

310
00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:42,001
老公！ 我陪你呀！

311
00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:47,001
你陪我？

312
00:21:47,084 --> 00:21:47,626
是呀！

313
00:21:47,876 --> 00:21:48,876
做运动呀？

314
00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:50,542
从今天开始，我每天都陪你！

315
00:21:51,959 --> 00:21:53,042
好呀！

316
00:22:08,709 --> 00:22:09,709
徐哲？

317
00:22:10,209 --> 00:22:12,417
我有个女同学是你的忠实粉丝

318
00:22:12,751 --> 00:22:15,001
你可不可以在这本书上签个名啊？

319
00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:16,084
好呀！

320
00:22:21,667 --> 00:22:22,376
做什么？

321
00:22:22,459 --> 00:22:23,459
追那个女孩呀？

322
00:22:23,834 --> 00:22:25,334
今晚约了她逛街呀！

323
00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:27,876
这么开心呀？

324
00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:29,626
OK开心啦！

325
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,126
你能不能在上面再画点东西啊？

326
00:22:33,042 --> 00:22:34,167
我只会写东西

327
00:22:34,167 --> 00:22:35,126
不会画东西的！

328
00:22:35,292 --> 00:22:36,001
无所谓啦！

329
00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:37,626
你画什么她都喜欢的

330
00:22:37,626 --> 00:22:38,376
好呀！

331
00:22:44,042 --> 00:22:44,709
谢谢

332
00:22:59,417 --> 00:23:00,792
这棵僊人掌呢？

333
00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:02,917
是寄寓你们的爱情

334
00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:06,292
无论在多么艰难恶劣的环境之下

335
00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:08,417
都可以茁壮成长

336
00:23:09,709 --> 00:23:13,417
加油！ 你一定行的！

337
00:23:19,126 --> 00:23:21,459
「去倒垃圾都也有空吧？」

338
00:23:23,584 --> 00:23:25,167
先收拾东西吧！

339
00:23:44,001 --> 00:23:45,626
我给你半分钟

340
00:23:46,417 --> 00:23:47,542
我怕有人

341
00:23:59,417 --> 00:24:01,959
时间够了，拜拜！

342
00:24:05,126 --> 00:24:08,959
喂！ 你别那么任性好不好呀？

343
00:24:13,292 --> 00:24:15,042
她挥一挥衣袖

344
00:24:15,209 --> 00:24:16,834
不带走半条精虫

345
00:24:25,459 --> 00:24:26,917
唉，我知我是很荒谬

346
00:24:27,876 --> 00:24:31,584
我的老婆和情妇各自离我不出十步范围

347
00:24:32,709 --> 00:24:35,042
而我竟然选择在后楼梯

348
00:24:35,042 --> 00:24:36,126
自己自渎解决算了！

349
00:24:56,751 --> 00:24:58,417
我买生牛肉，他卖了熟的给我

350
00:24:59,334 --> 00:25:01,292
炸鸡？皮软到这样？

351
00:25:01,584 --> 00:25:03,251
跟首尔的真是没法比！

352
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:04,167
你傻呀？

353
00:25:04,167 --> 00:25:05,584
拿这些和首尔的比？

354
00:25:06,584 --> 00:25:09,917
喂！ 老婆，首尔JW，做活动

355
00:25:10,251 --> 00:25:11,667
才一千多一晚！

356
00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:12,959
什么时候截止啊？

357
00:25:13,334 --> 00:25:14,126
我看看

358
00:25:14,542 --> 00:25:16,834
今晚十点前，但明天出发

359
00:25:17,459 --> 00:25:18,542
这么急

360
00:25:19,001 --> 00:25:20,709
其实我们又不用上班

361
00:25:21,167 --> 00:25:23,126
去旅行当然选淡季啦！

362
00:25:23,167 --> 00:25:24,459
又便宜，又方便！

363
00:25:25,001 --> 00:25:27,751
那你快点问下阿姨
愿不愿意照顾小明几天啦？

364
00:25:28,459 --> 00:25:29,834
她肯定愿意啦！

365
00:25:30,126 --> 00:25:32,167
别管啦，我先订下来！

366
00:25:32,959 --> 00:25:33,667
搞定！

367
00:25:41,084 --> 00:25:41,959
喂，怎么啦？

368
00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:45,001
哲爷，开工啦！

369
00:25:45,251 --> 00:25:47,292
一二...

370
00:25:47,542 --> 00:25:49,251
喂，你不是吧？现在才说？

371
00:25:49,376 --> 00:25:51,667
三四...五六七...

372
00:25:51,709 --> 00:25:53,251
我已经订好了明天的机票酒店

373
00:25:53,292 --> 00:25:54,376
跟老婆飞首尔呀！

374
00:25:54,417 --> 00:25:56,584
我不管，你自己搞定吧！ 就这样！

375
00:25:58,001 --> 00:25:58,709
怎么啦？

376
00:25:59,417 --> 00:26:00,084
没事！

377
00:26:03,084 --> 00:26:03,626
不要听

378
00:26:03,792 --> 00:26:05,042
It's OK！

379
00:26:08,584 --> 00:26:09,209
喂？

380
00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:11,001
喂，阿嫂呀！ 是我阿占呀！

381
00:26:11,042 --> 00:26:12,667
哲爷他说跟你订了去旅行

382
00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:14,126
但是，刚刚有个客户

383
00:26:14,126 --> 00:26:16,292
找了个场给我们做读书会

384
00:26:16,292 --> 00:26:18,084
你知道，多做一场读书会

385
00:26:18,126 --> 00:26:19,292
能卖很多书的嘛！ 是不是？

386
00:26:20,167 --> 00:26:21,584
这样呀？好呀！

387
00:26:21,584 --> 00:26:23,584
我让他一会儿打给你

388
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:28,501
算了老公，工作重要嘛！

389
00:26:28,834 --> 00:26:29,959
那旅行怎么办呀？

390
00:26:31,501 --> 00:26:33,209
如果我说我一个人去

391
00:26:33,251 --> 00:26:33,959
你会不会生气呀？

392
00:26:34,001 --> 00:26:35,126
当然不行啦！

393
00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:36,251
这么危险

394
00:26:39,084 --> 00:26:40,167
你叫Jenny陪你去

395
00:26:42,042 --> 00:26:42,751
打给她

396
00:26:44,001 --> 00:26:44,709
问一下她

397
00:26:44,751 --> 00:26:46,959
喂，Jenny

398
00:26:47,084 --> 00:26:48,459
你明天有没有时间呀？

399
00:26:48,709 --> 00:26:50,126
一起去韩国啊！

400
00:26:50,501 --> 00:26:51,834
小明吃吧！

401
00:26:54,626 --> 00:26:58,167
温馨提示：未来一星期

402
00:26:58,167 --> 00:27:00,126
我将会非常闲

403
00:27:00,126 --> 00:27:02,792
而你将会非常忙！

404
00:27:04,292 --> 00:27:06,001
我考虑一下...

405
00:27:14,792 --> 00:27:17,042
如果我们来往的这么频繁

406
00:27:17,042 --> 00:27:19,751
可不可以先加一点生活津贴呀？

407
00:27:20,542 --> 00:27:22,126
还要加什么生活津贴啊！

408
00:27:23,459 --> 00:27:24,084
在香港

409
00:27:24,084 --> 00:27:26,584
房屋津贴已经是最大的津贴啦！

410
00:27:45,334 --> 00:27:47,001
「成交！」

411
00:27:50,042 --> 00:27:52,251
宝贝，妈妈是你的什么？

412
00:27:52,292 --> 00:27:53,834
妈妈是心肝宝贝！

413
00:27:53,834 --> 00:27:54,917
你是妈妈的什么？

414
00:27:54,959 --> 00:27:56,709
妈妈的心肝宝贝！

415
00:27:57,626 --> 00:27:59,209
爱你呀！

416
00:27:59,209 --> 00:28:00,501
好啦！ 拜拜，老婆

417
00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:02,876
好啦！ 你跟爸爸一起玩吧！

418
00:28:03,376 --> 00:28:06,126
来，拉着爸爸，跟妈妈拜拜，拜拜

419
00:28:20,334 --> 00:28:22,209
小明！ 一开门叫哥哥啊！

420
00:28:23,959 --> 00:28:25,167
哥哥

421
00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:27,709
你也太狡猾了吧！

422
00:28:28,334 --> 00:28:30,667
小明，你好可爱呀！

423
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,292
为什么你这么可爱呢？

424
00:28:35,376 --> 00:28:37,167
你也很可爱呀！

425
00:28:37,792 --> 00:28:38,876
哎，别玩了！

426
00:28:39,167 --> 00:28:41,126
别在孩子面前这个样子啦！

427
00:28:41,501 --> 00:28:42,626
我想换件衣服呀！

428
00:28:47,751 --> 00:28:48,584
好小子！

429
00:29:02,751 --> 00:29:05,417
其实你不想跟我上街

430
00:29:05,459 --> 00:29:07,084
我无所谓的！

431
00:29:08,084 --> 00:29:12,042
不是，怎么说我们也是睡在同一张床上

432
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:15,417
这里是公众场所不太好的嘛！

433
00:29:16,376 --> 00:29:19,709
我见你老婆整天愁眉苦脸的样子

434
00:29:20,417 --> 00:29:22,417
其实你喜欢她什么呢？

435
00:29:23,292 --> 00:29:27,792
唉，其实她以前在中学的时候
也挺女神的！

436
00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:30,876
那你还偷吃？

437
00:29:31,584 --> 00:29:36,084
但是，我现在找到我的真爱了嘛！

438
00:29:38,417 --> 00:29:39,417
真爱？

439
00:29:40,626 --> 00:29:43,417
不如真心造爱！

440
00:29:44,459 --> 00:29:46,334
你的中文进步了这么多呀？

441
00:29:49,251 --> 00:29:52,667
我也想挂张吊床在家里！

442
00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:56,459
但你租的那个房子呢

443
00:29:56,459 --> 00:29:57,501
如果要钻洞呢？

444
00:29:57,542 --> 00:29:58,876
是要问下业主的！

445
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,334
阿业主呀？

446
00:30:04,751 --> 00:30:07,459
可不可以在上面，钻个洞呢？

447
00:30:08,167 --> 00:30:10,667
钻洞这件事呢就

448
00:30:12,751 --> 00:30:13,459
哗？老婆

449
00:30:13,584 --> 00:30:14,834
整个首尔都买回来啦！

450
00:30:15,417 --> 00:30:17,126
真的很值的嘛！

451
00:30:17,167 --> 00:30:18,792
你试试给我个再大点的箱子

452
00:30:19,959 --> 00:30:20,626
你对！

453
00:30:35,626 --> 00:30:37,876
「你开玩笑吗？」

454
00:30:39,834 --> 00:30:42,084
「全院满座」

455
00:30:59,876 --> 00:31:01,459
喂...哎呀不行呀！

456
00:31:01,709 --> 00:31:02,751
都说没避孕套啦！

457
00:31:03,251 --> 00:31:04,459
又没有？

458
00:31:04,834 --> 00:31:05,584
你有买吗？

459
00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:09,001
你去韩国买这么多东西

460
00:31:09,001 --> 00:31:10,042
你就是不买避孕套

461
00:31:10,084 --> 00:31:11,376
你个神经病

462
00:31:11,417 --> 00:31:12,917
专门去韩国买避孕套啊？

463
00:31:13,917 --> 00:31:14,792
没关系啦！

464
00:31:15,584 --> 00:31:17,417
喂呀！ 有了你帮我带呀？

465
00:31:22,626 --> 00:31:25,084
好，我做运动

466
00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:44,459
这次我真是去做运动

467
00:31:44,959 --> 00:31:46,501
因为我真的很生气！

468
00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:49,459
要我付三万包场？

469
00:31:50,042 --> 00:31:51,417
当我是傻子吗？

470
00:31:54,917 --> 00:31:57,709
但是拒绝做傻子的代价

471
00:31:57,792 --> 00:31:59,251
就是无比的空洞

472
00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:01,376
无尽的寂寞...

473
00:32:06,251 --> 00:32:06,876
喂？

474
00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:08,376
喂，哲爷呀！

475
00:32:08,459 --> 00:32:10,626
怎么样有灵感了吗？赶书展呀！

476
00:32:10,709 --> 00:32:13,167
神经！ 书展关我什么事呀？

477
00:32:13,751 --> 00:32:14,667
人工智能呀？

478
00:32:15,751 --> 00:32:17,417
要不然你给我个书名

479
00:32:17,417 --> 00:32:19,292
我这边先宣传着好不好啊？

480
00:32:19,626 --> 00:32:20,626
没有，就这样！

481
00:32:25,167 --> 00:32:27,501
求我哄你老婆的时候你可不是这个态度

482
00:32:27,501 --> 00:32:28,542
你妹的！

483
00:32:36,251 --> 00:32:39,376
所谓电磁弹射是以电磁力为加速手段

484
00:32:39,376 --> 00:32:40,542
外电报导称

485
00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:42,376
美国福特号在短距离内

486
00:32:42,376 --> 00:32:44,792
使飞机达到或接近起飞速度

487
00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:46,876
实时起飞的一种发射方式

488
00:32:46,876 --> 00:32:50,001
再通俗的讲，就是用电生磁，磁生力

489
00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:53,626
从而代替蒸汽弹射的力，将飞机抛出去

490
00:33:24,251 --> 00:33:26,042
徐先生，这么巧啊？

491
00:33:40,167 --> 00:33:43,334
老婆，这里好像有点脏了呀！

492
00:33:51,792 --> 00:33:52,584
拜

493
00:33:54,334 --> 00:33:55,292
喂，我肚子痛

494
00:33:56,126 --> 00:33:57,126
你去接儿子

495
00:33:57,126 --> 00:33:58,376
然后帮我买点药吧！

496
00:33:58,834 --> 00:33:59,459
好！

497
00:34:03,334 --> 00:34:04,501
你回家打给我呀！

498
00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:05,251
嗯！

499
00:34:08,584 --> 00:34:09,376
拜拜老师

500
00:34:09,376 --> 00:34:10,917
拜拜！

501
00:34:11,376 --> 00:34:13,709
先生？徐先生？

502
00:34:14,959 --> 00:34:15,542
我儿子呢？

503
00:34:15,751 --> 00:34:17,459
徐柏明小姨把他接走了！

504
00:34:17,501 --> 00:34:18,042
哪个小姨呀？

505
00:34:18,709 --> 00:34:19,709
小明的小姨啰！

506
00:34:19,792 --> 00:34:21,251
不过小明叫她哥哥

507
00:34:21,959 --> 00:34:22,959
有没有搞错呀？

508
00:34:23,251 --> 00:34:24,376
随便把我的儿子交给别人？

509
00:34:25,167 --> 00:34:28,042
但小明他很热情的搂着她

510
00:34:28,292 --> 00:34:30,001
米奇老鼠来他都搂着他啦

511
00:34:30,584 --> 00:34:32,084
米奇老鼠也可以把我儿子接走吗？

512
00:34:32,376 --> 00:34:34,917
不是啊，她有接放学证的！

513
00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:37,251
有接放学证你也要帮我看看是谁

514
00:34:37,251 --> 00:34:37,834
好不好呀？

515
00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:38,917
他们去哪儿啦？

516
00:34:40,876 --> 00:34:42,001
啊，我没印象

517
00:34:42,167 --> 00:34:44,042
要不我请示校长看要不要报警呀？

518
00:34:44,042 --> 00:34:44,667
不用啦！

519
00:34:45,459 --> 00:34:46,251
神经病

520
00:35:38,584 --> 00:35:39,834
陈倩青！

521
00:35:46,751 --> 00:35:48,209
你干嘛接小明放学？

522
00:35:49,042 --> 00:35:50,917
我想小明了嘛

523
00:35:51,876 --> 00:35:54,001
我最近没什么收入

524
00:35:54,709 --> 00:35:56,959
你可不可以借五万给我呀？

525
00:35:58,459 --> 00:35:59,459
睡你要三万

526
00:36:00,626 --> 00:36:01,959
不睡你要五万

527
00:36:03,084 --> 00:36:04,209
你发神经啊！

528
00:36:05,167 --> 00:36:06,501
你这么凶干什么？

529
00:36:06,542 --> 00:36:08,626
人家向你借而已

530
00:36:11,376 --> 00:36:12,834
你什么事这么缺钱？

531
00:36:13,417 --> 00:36:15,042
你每天来睡

532
00:36:15,584 --> 00:36:17,792
我哪有空出去赚钱呀？

533
00:36:18,751 --> 00:36:20,959
你愿意放我跟别人睡吗？

534
00:36:24,334 --> 00:36:26,126
你喜欢就睡个够啰！

535
00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:29,626
徐柏明

536
00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:31,292
小明爸爸

537
00:36:34,709 --> 00:36:35,501
行不行嘛？

538
00:36:37,417 --> 00:36:38,459
行不行？

539
00:36:39,792 --> 00:36:40,834
行啦！

540
00:36:48,626 --> 00:36:51,292
再次多谢大家出席我的座谈会呀！

541
00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:52,417
谢谢

542
00:36:55,334 --> 00:36:57,167
大家刚刚听完徐哲跟大家的分享

543
00:36:57,167 --> 00:36:58,667
我相信大家准备了很多

544
00:36:58,709 --> 00:37:00,751
两性相处的问题来问徐哲，对吧？

545
00:37:01,084 --> 00:37:02,792
那我们现在开始提问环节吧！

546
00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:05,584
好吗？前面这位小姐先来！

547
00:37:05,876 --> 00:37:06,417
谢谢！

548
00:37:06,834 --> 00:37:07,792
我想问一下

549
00:37:07,834 --> 00:37:09,376
如果你太太对你无理取闹

550
00:37:09,459 --> 00:37:10,334
你会怎么样？

551
00:37:10,626 --> 00:37:12,001
每个人的家

552
00:37:12,084 --> 00:37:13,626
都是自己最后的堡垒

553
00:37:14,126 --> 00:37:16,501
家是讲爱的地方

554
00:37:16,834 --> 00:37:18,542
并不是讲道理的地方

555
00:37:19,126 --> 00:37:20,792
那既然没有道理可讲

556
00:37:21,209 --> 00:37:22,834
又怎么会有无理取闹呢？

557
00:37:25,251 --> 00:37:26,626
还有其他问题吗？

558
00:37:27,584 --> 00:37:28,584
我想问！

559
00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:32,376
背对着的那位小姐！

560
00:37:38,334 --> 00:37:39,876
你这么爱你老婆

561
00:37:40,626 --> 00:37:43,126
你觉得你会不会偷吃呢？

562
00:37:44,751 --> 00:37:47,334
其实我最喜欢的就是偷吃！

563
00:37:48,376 --> 00:37:50,376
尤其是我老婆一边做饭

564
00:37:50,876 --> 00:37:52,834
我就会在旁边一边盯着

565
00:37:52,834 --> 00:37:53,876
一边偷吃！

566
00:37:56,709 --> 00:38:02,751
我是问你会不会偷吃其他女人呀！

567
00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:07,709
从前我听过一个故事

568
00:38:08,167 --> 00:38:10,751
一对老夫老妻想要离婚

569
00:38:12,042 --> 00:38:13,209
突然之间有一天

570
00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:16,626
那个女方发生了交通意外

571
00:38:16,751 --> 00:38:17,709
失忆了

572
00:38:18,376 --> 00:38:19,376
醒了之后

573
00:38:19,959 --> 00:38:22,292
还以为自己很爱她老公

574
00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:25,876
那假如我现在走到街上

575
00:38:26,542 --> 00:38:30,084
一个招牌砸下来，突然间丧心病狂

576
00:38:30,667 --> 00:38:32,459
都有可能的！ 是不是？

577
00:38:33,292 --> 00:38:34,876
大家有没有其他问题啊？

578
00:38:36,084 --> 00:38:37,251
后边这位小姐好吗？

579
00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:39,584
我也想知道你会不会偷吃啊？

580
00:38:43,167 --> 00:38:44,876
我不敢说我不会

581
00:38:46,001 --> 00:38:48,959
我只可以说我不敢啰！

582
00:38:51,417 --> 00:38:52,792
啊大家满意啦是不是

583
00:38:53,334 --> 00:38:54,876
不如，等了这么久了

584
00:38:55,209 --> 00:38:58,126
直接跳到签名和合照环节啦！

585
00:38:58,126 --> 00:38:58,959
好不好？

586
00:38:59,792 --> 00:39:01,084
谢谢

587
00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:05,959
- 新朋友，你叫？ - 阿燕

588
00:39:06,001 --> 00:39:07,334
阿燕，好的

589
00:39:07,334 --> 00:39:09,126
不好意思，不好意思呀！

590
00:39:09,667 --> 00:39:11,001
我没有买你的书

591
00:39:11,042 --> 00:39:12,751
不过我想跟你合个影

592
00:39:14,876 --> 00:39:17,376
晚点你最好把钱打过来

593
00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:19,542
谢谢！

594
00:39:19,751 --> 00:39:20,334
谢谢！

595
00:39:22,459 --> 00:39:23,751
- 你好，你叫？ - 卓琳

596
00:39:24,042 --> 00:39:24,626
卓琳

597
00:39:50,334 --> 00:39:51,542
「宇宙银行：
我们已从您的户口将$50，000」

598
00:39:51,542 --> 00:39:53,251
「存入户口号码382716XXX883」

599
00:39:58,542 --> 00:39:59,376
老婆

600
00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:02,209
怎么啦？

601
00:40:10,626 --> 00:40:12,042
干什么呀？

602
00:40:12,084 --> 00:40:13,709
我到管理处去看看！

603
00:40:27,084 --> 00:40:28,334
保安去巡楼了

604
00:40:28,376 --> 00:40:29,959
我等了一会儿才见到他！

605
00:40:31,959 --> 00:40:33,167
没再吵就算啦！

606
00:40:39,876 --> 00:40:41,042
咦，大作家

607
00:40:41,876 --> 00:40:43,501
「胸追人」呀！

608
00:40:44,501 --> 00:40:48,376
「胸徒」还把犯罪证据
传到你的网页上了！

609
00:40:50,126 --> 00:40:52,501
「胸徒」相当凶狠呀！

610
00:41:01,501 --> 00:41:03,042
我既然拍了视频

611
00:41:03,126 --> 00:41:06,001
你应该想到我不止要三五万啦！

612
00:41:07,584 --> 00:41:09,042
一口价，一千万！

613
00:41:09,876 --> 00:41:11,834
你现在是勒索我呀？

614
00:41:12,959 --> 00:41:15,709
好听点呢，叫做交易

615
00:41:17,126 --> 00:41:19,751
不好听，就是勒索啰！

616
00:41:27,417 --> 00:41:28,876
别说我没有

617
00:41:30,209 --> 00:41:31,834
有我也不会给你啦！ 是不是？

618
00:41:32,667 --> 00:41:34,084
别装蒜啦！

619
00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:36,876
你那十二个物业加起来

620
00:41:37,334 --> 00:41:38,751
怎么都过亿啦！

621
00:41:40,459 --> 00:41:42,459
我拿着视频下一层楼

622
00:41:42,751 --> 00:41:44,751
你就损失半个亿啦！

623
00:41:45,959 --> 00:41:48,667
一千万，很超值！

624
00:41:49,292 --> 00:41:51,751
一千万够我买凶干掉你十次啦！

625
00:41:51,751 --> 00:41:52,917
好不好呀？

626
00:41:53,959 --> 00:41:55,667
如果我莫名其妙死了

627
00:41:55,709 --> 00:41:58,751
就会有人自动上传视频上网

628
00:41:59,834 --> 00:42:01,501
我是影迷来的

629
00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:03,876
这些方法不会不知道的

630
00:42:07,292 --> 00:42:09,167
我这个人最讲道理啦！

631
00:42:09,417 --> 00:42:11,626
一时间拿一千万现金出来

632
00:42:11,626 --> 00:42:13,834
是有点难度的

633
00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:16,417
五天啦！

634
00:42:18,792 --> 00:42:21,667
哗，你这部电影还真是贵啊！

635
00:42:21,959 --> 00:42:22,876
老实说

636
00:42:23,126 --> 00:42:24,792
你是不是真的有一千万呀？

637
00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:27,667
喂，有也不是这么给的，是不是？

638
00:42:27,792 --> 00:42:28,709
就两条路！

639
00:42:29,084 --> 00:42:31,251
要不给钱，要不干掉她

640
00:42:32,542 --> 00:42:34,042
要不给钱再干掉她！

641
00:42:34,584 --> 00:42:35,709
不是说两条路吗？

642
00:42:35,751 --> 00:42:37,459
刚刚想到第三条的嘛！

643
00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:39,834
都说了如果那日本妞挂了

644
00:42:39,876 --> 00:42:41,792
会有人自动上传那段视频上网

645
00:42:41,792 --> 00:42:42,417
你明不明白？

646
00:42:42,417 --> 00:42:44,084
吓鬼呀！

647
00:42:44,126 --> 00:42:45,876
她吓你你吓回去不就行了！

648
00:42:46,376 --> 00:42:49,501
很简单的，找一帮人把她关起来

649
00:42:49,542 --> 00:42:50,959
先毒打后强奸

650
00:42:51,167 --> 00:42:52,917
强奸后再毒打

651
00:42:52,959 --> 00:42:55,292
再强再奸再毒再打

652
00:42:55,459 --> 00:42:57,959
反复数次，她敢跟你耍花样？

653
00:42:58,792 --> 00:43:00,709
你是个律师呀！

654
00:43:01,001 --> 00:43:03,584
说说嘛！ 难道说说也犯法吗？

655
00:43:05,084 --> 00:43:06,876
所以我从来不泡妞的

656
00:43:07,417 --> 00:43:09,292
找小姐是最公道，是不是？

657
00:43:10,001 --> 00:43:12,042
你现在只能是自爆了

658
00:43:12,042 --> 00:43:13,834
保住你的形象别那么差嘛！

659
00:43:14,334 --> 00:43:17,792
但你自爆之前记得录下这个女人的证据

660
00:43:17,792 --> 00:43:19,751
证明是她勒索你的

661
00:43:19,792 --> 00:43:21,334
最多抱着一起死嘛

662
00:43:21,459 --> 00:43:22,042
他爆完

663
00:43:22,042 --> 00:43:23,751
那他老婆就跟他分财产啦！

664
00:43:23,959 --> 00:43:24,584
是不是？

665
00:43:25,876 --> 00:43:27,084
不过你真的可以啊！

666
00:43:27,959 --> 00:43:31,167
楼上楼下，福尔摩斯都查不到？

667
00:43:31,376 --> 00:43:32,501
肯定知道的！

668
00:43:32,501 --> 00:43:34,126
- 没捅破而已嘛！ - 你是不是傻

669
00:43:34,167 --> 00:43:36,001
他老婆是疯子，如果她知道

670
00:43:36,001 --> 00:43:38,667
她不拿把刀上去
乱刀砍死那个东洋魔女？

671
00:43:39,209 --> 00:43:40,167
那也是呀！

672
00:43:42,251 --> 00:43:42,917
喂，想想

673
00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:49,042
真的干掉她，未必行不通

674
00:43:51,209 --> 00:43:53,626
就是这样说

675
00:43:55,834 --> 00:43:57,667
你说已经准备好现金啦！

676
00:43:58,417 --> 00:43:59,876
一手交钱，一手交货

677
00:44:00,459 --> 00:44:04,334
她交出所有备份，现场杀了她！

678
00:44:05,584 --> 00:44:07,709
喂！ 你可是个律师呀！

679
00:44:07,959 --> 00:44:09,751
杀人从来都不难的！

680
00:44:10,126 --> 00:44:11,501
是难在怎么脱罪嘛！

681
00:44:11,751 --> 00:44:12,292
是啊！

682
00:44:12,376 --> 00:44:13,084
那怎么脱罪呢？

683
00:44:13,167 --> 00:44:14,792
找不到尸体不就脱罪了

684
00:44:15,334 --> 00:44:17,209
有没有看过 《绝命毒师》 ？

685
00:44:17,751 --> 00:44:20,709
硫酸，可以溶尸

686
00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:23,751
不过你要买个大一点的胶桶

687
00:44:23,834 --> 00:44:25,376
可以装得下尸体

688
00:44:26,042 --> 00:44:28,834
但是这么大的胶桶出出入入

689
00:44:28,834 --> 00:44:30,792
很难不被人发现

690
00:44:31,334 --> 00:44:35,126
碎尸！ 但碎尸会一地都是血

691
00:44:35,626 --> 00:44:36,376
溅的到处都是

692
00:44:36,376 --> 00:44:37,126
怎么办呢？

693
00:44:37,126 --> 00:44:38,376
买个装尸袋

694
00:44:38,751 --> 00:44:41,042
把尸体装进去再开始砍

695
00:44:42,334 --> 00:44:43,667
这不就干净了

696
00:44:44,292 --> 00:44:46,209
你好像真的做过似的

697
00:44:46,459 --> 00:44:49,542
我没做过，但我会找我老婆试一下

698
00:44:51,334 --> 00:44:53,917
喂，那也不是找不到尸体就入不了罪啊

699
00:44:54,126 --> 00:44:55,667
之前有个案子也是这样的

700
00:44:55,959 --> 00:44:57,376
也是杀情妇的！

701
00:44:58,167 --> 00:45:00,709
喂，后来援交妹碎尸那个案子

702
00:45:00,751 --> 00:45:02,167
不也是被警察抓到了吗？

703
00:45:02,209 --> 00:45:03,376
碎尸那个案子

704
00:45:03,376 --> 00:45:05,751
是那个人自己冲出来承认的嘛！

705
00:45:05,834 --> 00:45:08,084
大哥你不会认的呀？

706
00:45:08,459 --> 00:45:10,626
情妇那个案子是大厦的监控设备

707
00:45:10,626 --> 00:45:13,084
拍到那个凶手走进了凶案现场

708
00:45:14,126 --> 00:45:15,251
你有什么优势啊？

709
00:45:16,751 --> 00:45:17,834
楼上楼下

710
00:45:18,876 --> 00:45:20,751
你后楼梯有没有监控设备呀？

711
00:45:22,667 --> 00:45:23,792
你玩够没有？

712
00:45:25,251 --> 00:45:26,792
那你乖乖的拿一千万出来吧！

713
00:45:26,834 --> 00:45:27,584
好不好？

714
00:45:28,001 --> 00:45:30,751
那就开瓶三十年了，他有一千万现金

715
00:45:47,376 --> 00:45:48,334
妈妈不要你啦

716
00:45:48,334 --> 00:45:49,584
那么喜欢叫哥哥

717
00:45:49,626 --> 00:45:50,959
还说我是心肝宝贝？

718
00:45:51,001 --> 00:45:53,084
不要你啦！ 走！

719
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:56,167
徐太太，小朋友要慢慢教的！

720
00:45:56,209 --> 00:45:58,209
走开！ 我教儿子关你什么事啊？

721
00:46:00,209 --> 00:46:01,917
怎么啦？老婆

722
00:46:05,542 --> 00:46:07,042
徐太太今天很暴躁！

723
00:46:07,167 --> 00:46:09,001
最近看着小朋友一直闷在家里

724
00:46:09,209 --> 00:46:10,334
压力比较大！

725
00:46:10,917 --> 00:46:11,584
没事的

726
00:46:11,834 --> 00:46:12,751
那我先走啦！

727
00:46:13,209 --> 00:46:13,876
谢谢你啊！

728
00:46:15,751 --> 00:46:16,417
没事的

729
00:46:22,376 --> 00:46:24,251
为什么好端端的装个摄像头在这儿啊？

730
00:46:25,959 --> 00:46:27,459
我想说不在家的时候

731
00:46:27,501 --> 00:46:28,917
也可以看看家里嘛！

732
00:46:30,542 --> 00:46:32,167
你怕我虐待你儿子啊？

733
00:46:33,167 --> 00:46:34,042
神经！

734
00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:37,209
想你们啊，可以看看你们嘛！

735
00:46:39,792 --> 00:46:40,792
我不喜欢啰！

736
00:46:45,001 --> 00:46:45,792
怎么样，陈经理

737
00:46:46,167 --> 00:46:48,334
徐先生，您要的一千万现金

738
00:46:48,334 --> 00:46:49,209
已经准备好了

739
00:46:49,251 --> 00:46:50,834
您可以随时来我们分行取！

740
00:46:50,876 --> 00:46:52,251
好！ 谢谢！

741
00:46:54,001 --> 00:46:55,542
我们只能吃一根呀！

742
00:46:56,126 --> 00:46:57,126
不准总生爸爸的气

743
00:46:57,167 --> 00:46:57,792
知不知道？

744
00:47:01,876 --> 00:47:02,959
「明天是限期！」

745
00:47:13,876 --> 00:47:14,751
走啦！

746
00:47:33,084 --> 00:47:34,917
喂！ 黑车呢？还没到呀？

747
00:47:35,417 --> 00:47:36,459
正在途中！

748
00:47:38,251 --> 00:47:39,542
看尸体毁烂的程度

749
00:47:39,584 --> 00:47:41,209
应该是从二十五至三十楼掉下来的

750
00:47:44,501 --> 00:47:45,709
这两边的单位也有可能

751
00:47:46,376 --> 00:47:47,334
了解一下什么人住

752
00:47:47,709 --> 00:47:48,417
收到！ 马上

753
00:47:48,584 --> 00:47:52,001
喂！ 先吃个夜宵再去吧！
好不好呀？干探

754
00:48:02,834 --> 00:48:03,959
我好怕呀！

755
00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:06,876
我好怕

756
00:48:06,876 --> 00:48:08,542
我想离开这里啊！

757
00:48:12,126 --> 00:48:13,376
老婆！ 先回加拿大好不好？

758
00:48:14,251 --> 00:48:16,459
我想离开这里啊！

759
00:48:17,501 --> 00:48:18,417
回妈那里

760
00:48:19,001 --> 00:48:19,876
静一静，好不好？

761
00:48:20,417 --> 00:48:22,667
我来处理好不好？

762
00:48:22,709 --> 00:48:23,251
好

763
00:48:23,542 --> 00:48:25,209
没事，没事！

764
00:48:26,626 --> 00:48:27,792
福伯解剖了那尸体

765
00:48:28,001 --> 00:48:29,084
死因是高处坠下

766
00:48:29,126 --> 00:48:29,751
没可疑

767
00:48:32,959 --> 00:48:35,001
喂，原来徐哲是业主

768
00:48:35,001 --> 00:48:36,167
住她楼下的！

769
00:48:36,167 --> 00:48:36,751
哪个徐哲呀？

770
00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:38,167
徐哲你都不认识

771
00:48:38,167 --> 00:48:39,126
有没有搞错呀？

772
00:48:39,167 --> 00:48:40,167
听都没听过！

773
00:48:42,876 --> 00:48:44,042
当然啦，你都不识字

774
00:48:44,042 --> 00:48:44,834
当然不认识啦！

775
00:48:47,834 --> 00:48:51,501
你说什么？识字了不起呀？

776
00:48:53,334 --> 00:48:54,626
先把报告写了

777
00:49:02,084 --> 00:49:02,876
麻烦徐先生

778
00:49:03,084 --> 00:49:04,417
我们同事随便看看

779
00:49:04,667 --> 00:49:05,417
慢慢看

780
00:49:07,417 --> 00:49:08,876
徐先生跟死者熟不熟啊？

781
00:49:10,042 --> 00:49:12,501
就是一般业主和租客的关系！

782
00:49:12,876 --> 00:49:13,417
头儿

783
00:49:20,501 --> 00:49:21,417
谢谢你呀，徐先生

784
00:49:22,459 --> 00:49:23,459
我们要把电话带走！

785
00:49:23,709 --> 00:49:24,251
没问题

786
00:49:25,501 --> 00:49:27,667
要求法医出一份详细的验尸报告

787
00:49:27,709 --> 00:49:29,292
跟那边说我一会儿看下尸体

788
00:49:30,126 --> 00:49:31,709
查一下死者的电话通话记录

789
00:49:31,959 --> 00:49:33,167
电脑，亲戚朋友

790
00:49:33,542 --> 00:49:34,292
还有银行帐户

791
00:49:34,376 --> 00:49:34,917
是！ 头儿

792
00:49:37,417 --> 00:49:38,001
喂！

793
00:49:38,459 --> 00:49:40,376
殓房那边就快到点下班了

794
00:49:40,376 --> 00:49:40,959
快点儿吧！

795
00:49:53,959 --> 00:49:57,626
徐先生，我们想请您去警局一趟

796
00:50:06,209 --> 00:50:06,751
徐先生

797
00:50:07,792 --> 00:50:10,084
你租房子给陈倩青之前认识她吗？

798
00:50:10,626 --> 00:50:11,376
不认识！

799
00:50:11,917 --> 00:50:13,876
是通过中介租房子给她的！

800
00:50:13,917 --> 00:50:16,334
你那个房子现在外面租四、五万的

801
00:50:16,542 --> 00:50:17,709
你租她这么便宜呀？

802
00:50:18,709 --> 00:50:20,167
好客难求嘛，警官！

803
00:50:20,209 --> 00:50:21,334
你怎么知道她好？

804
00:50:21,959 --> 00:50:23,459
我看过她的税表

805
00:50:23,834 --> 00:50:25,376
看这个女孩子斯斯文文的

806
00:50:25,751 --> 00:50:26,917
收入也还可以

807
00:50:27,042 --> 00:50:28,251
就把房子租给她啰！

808
00:50:28,834 --> 00:50:30,292
你把房子租给她之后

809
00:50:30,292 --> 00:50:31,792
你们有没有特别交往呀？

810
00:50:31,792 --> 00:50:32,542
没什么特别

811
00:50:33,001 --> 00:50:35,751
就是一般业主啊和租客的关系啰！

812
00:50:35,917 --> 00:50:36,542
真的？

813
00:50:39,292 --> 00:50:41,709
本人陈倩青不反对徐哲

814
00:50:41,709 --> 00:50:44,042
在尔珑一号六座28楼A室

815
00:50:44,042 --> 00:50:45,667
对本人为所欲为

816
00:50:45,792 --> 00:50:47,251
这个有印象吗？

817
00:50:47,334 --> 00:50:48,626
在陈倩青屋里找到的！

818
00:50:50,501 --> 00:50:52,626
想不起来啦？拿给他看

819
00:51:00,751 --> 00:51:02,292
你现在是不是还坚持

820
00:51:02,334 --> 00:51:04,251
和陈倩青没特别关系呀？

821
00:51:05,834 --> 00:51:07,251
她租了我的房子之后

822
00:51:08,209 --> 00:51:09,626
很快就成了我的情妇

823
00:51:10,834 --> 00:51:12,042
所以我少收了房租

824
00:51:13,834 --> 00:51:15,292
你不是很爱你老婆的嘛？

825
00:51:15,709 --> 00:51:17,292
我读书的时候就喜欢你

826
00:51:17,709 --> 00:51:18,834
看你的书

827
00:51:20,167 --> 00:51:22,209
我连老公都打算选你这种类型

828
00:51:22,709 --> 00:51:23,584
贱人！

829
00:51:25,167 --> 00:51:26,084
你个骗子！

830
00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:29,501
出去！

831
00:51:36,709 --> 00:51:37,876
不好意思

832
00:51:38,334 --> 00:51:39,751
小心

833
00:51:40,209 --> 00:51:41,959
坐好了！

834
00:51:47,292 --> 00:51:48,209
你的忠实粉丝

835
00:51:48,251 --> 00:51:49,584
一时接受不了别介意

836
00:51:50,334 --> 00:51:51,751
你跟陈倩青的死有什么关系？

837
00:51:52,501 --> 00:51:56,667
我跟她是金钱跟肉体的关系

838
00:51:57,417 --> 00:51:58,459
直到有一天

839
00:51:59,334 --> 00:52:01,084
她让我跟我老婆离婚

840
00:52:04,292 --> 00:52:06,042
在她临死之前那一天

841
00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:10,209
我还很重的语气跟她说

842
00:52:11,917 --> 00:52:13,792
我们只是性伴侣而已

843
00:52:14,251 --> 00:52:15,751
你认为她是为情自杀？

844
00:52:20,001 --> 00:52:22,001
她说她会死给我看

845
00:52:22,542 --> 00:52:25,292
还是你想我们以为她是为情自杀？

846
00:52:28,459 --> 00:52:30,959
我们在陈倩青的右手手指甲上面

847
00:52:31,001 --> 00:52:31,917
找到一些铜绿

848
00:52:32,042 --> 00:52:35,001
跟你租给她的那个房子
露台上面的栏杆吻合

849
00:52:35,417 --> 00:52:36,626
跳楼就跳楼啦！

850
00:52:36,667 --> 00:52:37,751
为什么抓着栏杆呢？

851
00:52:38,751 --> 00:52:41,126
但我个人比较偏向相信

852
00:52:42,001 --> 00:52:43,209
她是被人推下楼

853
00:52:43,251 --> 00:52:44,417
所以才抓着栏杆

854
00:52:45,751 --> 00:52:47,667
就是被人谋杀！

855
00:52:48,876 --> 00:52:49,834
事发时你在哪儿？

856
00:52:52,001 --> 00:52:54,667
一千万，我不会跟你老婆说！

857
00:52:55,001 --> 00:52:56,542
而且立刻搬走！

858
00:52:58,001 --> 00:52:59,167
你现在是勒索我呀？

859
00:52:59,959 --> 00:53:01,126
你喜欢就说呀！

860
00:53:01,959 --> 00:53:04,959
好啊，徐哲，强奸...

861
00:53:04,959 --> 00:53:06,042
徐哲，不要呀！

862
00:53:06,042 --> 00:53:07,667
喂，别叫呀！

863
00:53:08,792 --> 00:53:09,751
闭嘴！

864
00:53:14,376 --> 00:53:15,709
她不停问我要钱

865
00:53:16,667 --> 00:53:18,501
是她勒索我在先的！

866
00:53:25,126 --> 00:53:27,501
看这个女孩子，斯斯文文的

867
00:53:28,001 --> 00:53:29,126
我看过她的税表

868
00:53:29,501 --> 00:53:30,417
收入也还可以

869
00:53:30,834 --> 00:53:31,751
就把房子租给她啰！

870
00:53:31,751 --> 00:53:32,376
停！

871
00:53:33,751 --> 00:53:34,917
你们不觉得有问题吗？

872
00:53:35,209 --> 00:53:36,292
有什么问题啊？

873
00:53:37,959 --> 00:53:39,334
他分别舔了自己嘴唇

874
00:53:39,334 --> 00:53:40,876
还有摸了自己手指一下

875
00:53:41,626 --> 00:53:44,459
这两个都是缓和情绪的细微动作

876
00:53:44,959 --> 00:53:47,126
人在不安或者说谎的时候

877
00:53:47,126 --> 00:53:48,209
都会这么做

878
00:53:48,584 --> 00:53:49,126
继续

879
00:53:51,542 --> 00:53:52,084
停！

880
00:53:53,542 --> 00:53:56,709
人在说谎的时候呢，头就会充血

881
00:53:57,251 --> 00:53:59,167
鼻子就会扩张零点几毫米

882
00:53:59,709 --> 00:54:01,251
所以就会下意识摸几下！

883
00:54:02,459 --> 00:54:03,001
头儿

884
00:54:03,334 --> 00:54:04,626
他承认自己说谎啦！

885
00:54:05,042 --> 00:54:06,334
那我们还研究什么啊？

886
00:54:08,751 --> 00:54:09,501
我想证实他

887
00:54:09,501 --> 00:54:11,209
每次说谎都是有模式的

888
00:54:13,084 --> 00:54:14,834
是她勒索我在先的

889
00:54:16,417 --> 00:54:17,376
有什么问题吗？

890
00:54:17,626 --> 00:54:21,417
其实他说这句话的时候，音调儿提高了

891
00:54:22,542 --> 00:54:24,417
而提高音调儿

892
00:54:26,501 --> 00:54:29,167
就是为了掩饰他内心的焦虑

893
00:54:33,709 --> 00:54:34,959
所以我觉得到现在为止

894
00:54:34,959 --> 00:54:35,959
他全都在说谎

895
00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:38,917
是吗？我没感觉啊！

896
00:54:38,959 --> 00:54:41,334
我有感觉，很明显音调高了！

897
00:54:42,792 --> 00:54:45,709
就是因为他说的这句话音高了半度？

898
00:54:46,126 --> 00:54:48,251
你不觉得整件事太简单吗？

899
00:54:49,626 --> 00:54:52,209
杀人啊！

900
00:54:55,084 --> 00:54:56,334
如果换成你

901
00:54:58,584 --> 00:55:00,459
你会不会这么快就承认啊？

902
00:55:01,376 --> 00:55:02,376
他明知跑不了

903
00:55:02,417 --> 00:55:03,542
想减刑不就认罪啰！

904
00:55:05,459 --> 00:55:06,542
如果他不认呢？

905
00:55:07,626 --> 00:55:08,959
我们够不够证据起诉？

906
00:55:09,459 --> 00:55:11,126
陈倩青少交房租

907
00:55:11,417 --> 00:55:13,126
那张「不反对通知书」

908
00:55:13,167 --> 00:55:14,917
还有电梯监控的录影

909
00:55:15,251 --> 00:55:16,334
都证明了他们有关系

910
00:55:16,792 --> 00:55:17,709
取证报告

911
00:55:17,709 --> 00:55:19,667
可以推断陈倩青是被人推下楼的

912
00:55:20,001 --> 00:55:21,917
但是远远不能证明

913
00:55:21,917 --> 00:55:24,501
推她下去的那个人是徐哲！

914
00:55:25,459 --> 00:55:27,167
头儿，我觉得他有苦衷

915
00:55:29,167 --> 00:55:31,584
是他自己心虚，被我问的慌了

916
00:55:31,626 --> 00:55:34,209
慌了之后就认罪了，有什么奇怪啊？

917
00:55:34,751 --> 00:55:36,167
你们有没有看过徐哲的书啊？

918
00:55:37,959 --> 00:55:39,584
他的书都是骗小姑娘的！

919
00:55:40,251 --> 00:55:41,917
他以前不是写这些内容的！

920
00:55:42,542 --> 00:55:44,126
他头两本书是推理小说

921
00:55:44,126 --> 00:55:45,959
因为读电机工程出身

922
00:55:45,959 --> 00:55:48,042
小说里面有很多科学元素

923
00:55:48,167 --> 00:55:49,667
然后又改写男女感情

924
00:55:49,709 --> 00:55:50,542
才红的！

925
00:55:51,167 --> 00:55:53,126
试问一个写推理小说的人

926
00:55:53,167 --> 00:55:55,542
他又怎么会不知道这个世上

927
00:55:55,542 --> 00:55:57,917
一样东西叫做「保持缄默」呢！

928
00:55:58,334 --> 00:56:00,792
警官，我要上厕所

929
00:56:04,751 --> 00:56:06,042
站这儿！

930
00:56:13,209 --> 00:56:15,126
尿急啊！ 警官

931
00:56:17,792 --> 00:56:19,417
哪那么多尿啊？

932
00:56:44,209 --> 00:56:45,334
你为什么要认罪？

933
00:56:47,542 --> 00:56:49,001
人是我杀的

934
00:56:49,709 --> 00:56:50,792
我就认啰！

935
00:56:51,792 --> 00:56:53,251
看你无精打采的

936
00:56:54,751 --> 00:56:56,209
杀了人心里有鬼啊？

937
00:56:57,501 --> 00:56:58,792
怕关一辈子？

938
00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:01,834
还是吃了排水丸啊？

939
00:57:02,751 --> 00:57:04,251
你以前健身吃过的？

940
00:57:08,542 --> 00:57:09,917
吃了立刻瘦几磅

941
00:57:10,876 --> 00:57:12,126
就好像现在这样

942
00:57:20,751 --> 00:57:23,417
警官，我没话说

943
00:57:29,292 --> 00:57:30,376
跟记者爆料

944
00:57:31,001 --> 00:57:33,417
说徐哲承认陈倩青是他情妇

945
00:57:33,417 --> 00:57:34,626
而且还推她下楼

946
00:57:34,959 --> 00:57:36,126
看看网友们的反应

947
00:57:36,251 --> 00:57:36,834
是，头儿

948
00:57:37,417 --> 00:57:39,626
头儿，用不用通知关系科打给记者

949
00:57:39,667 --> 00:57:41,376
带犯人回去现场做案件重演呢？

950
00:57:58,334 --> 00:57:59,417
苏队！

951
00:58:19,167 --> 00:58:20,334
今天小明不听话

952
00:58:20,334 --> 00:58:21,751
我赶他出门

953
00:58:22,001 --> 00:58:24,209
老公又让我去看缪子勤

954
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,626
我想说就算我神经了

955
00:58:26,751 --> 00:58:28,042
也是被我老公逼的

956
00:58:28,834 --> 00:58:31,376
尔珑一号高层月租三万？

957
00:58:31,376 --> 00:58:32,709
哪有这么便宜的？

958
00:58:32,751 --> 00:58:34,959
凶宅啊？为什么要说谎？

959
00:58:35,001 --> 00:58:37,209
楼上租给什么人了？

960
00:58:49,084 --> 00:58:50,626
根本就是个贱货

961
00:58:50,792 --> 00:58:52,001
想勾引我老公？

962
00:58:52,042 --> 00:58:53,751
想得美！

963
00:59:22,417 --> 00:59:23,292
缪子勤

964
00:59:39,834 --> 00:59:40,876
我们找缪子勤医生

965
00:59:41,834 --> 00:59:43,542
缪医生今天比较忙

966
00:59:43,751 --> 00:59:45,251
两位要不要坐一下？

967
00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:46,584
好，谢谢

968
00:59:49,417 --> 00:59:50,501
两位先在这里坐一会儿

969
00:59:51,209 --> 00:59:51,917
好

970
00:59:55,376 --> 00:59:57,542
陈护士，我们现在点外卖

971
00:59:57,709 --> 00:59:59,376
你想吃什么？我帮你点

972
01:00:03,167 --> 01:00:03,959
我减肥呢！

973
01:00:19,459 --> 01:00:20,376
刚回来啊？

974
01:00:21,042 --> 01:00:22,542
睡沙发睡不着

975
01:00:22,584 --> 01:00:23,959
就跑下楼买早餐

976
01:00:24,376 --> 01:00:26,542
快点刷牙洗脸吃东西啦！

977
01:00:26,709 --> 01:00:27,459
嗯

978
01:00:28,251 --> 01:00:29,167
我肯定老公

979
01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:30,751
已经搭上了那个狐狸精

980
01:00:31,292 --> 01:00:33,251
我不会让他再继续下去

981
01:00:33,959 --> 01:00:35,917
我有个女同学是你的忠实粉丝

982
01:00:36,001 --> 01:00:38,292
你可不可以在这本书上帮我签个名啊？

983
01:00:38,792 --> 01:00:39,667
好啊！

984
01:00:40,126 --> 01:00:42,167
其实天天看着他也不是办法

985
01:00:42,876 --> 01:00:44,834
我一定要赶走那个贱人

986
01:00:45,709 --> 01:00:48,251
喂，Jenny

987
01:00:48,667 --> 01:00:50,042
你明天有没有时间啊？

988
01:00:51,417 --> 01:00:52,751
一起去韩国

989
01:00:56,126 --> 01:00:57,584
我就把你拍下来

990
01:00:57,709 --> 01:00:59,084
你再勾引我老公

991
01:00:59,126 --> 01:01:00,501
我就把视频传到网上

992
01:01:00,709 --> 01:01:02,126
看你以后怎么傍大款

993
01:01:03,834 --> 01:01:05,334
跟妈妈拜拜，拜拜！

994
01:01:09,417 --> 01:01:10,084
这边啊！

995
01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,751
缪医生说开了药给你

996
01:01:11,876 --> 01:01:13,209
跟我来这边拿！

997
01:01:14,917 --> 01:01:16,542
不好意思啊！ 缪医生

998
01:01:16,792 --> 01:01:17,959
港岛警区

999
01:01:17,959 --> 01:01:19,542
高级督察苏伟雄

1000
01:01:19,584 --> 01:01:21,709
有一些关于你病人唐琦琦的资料

1001
01:01:21,751 --> 01:01:22,917
想跟您咨询一下！

1002
01:01:26,792 --> 01:01:27,626
这位督察

1003
01:01:28,626 --> 01:01:31,542
你擅自闯入人家的私人地方

1004
01:01:31,584 --> 01:01:32,876
已经非常没礼貌

1005
01:01:33,001 --> 01:01:35,459
你还要我把病人的资料给你

1006
01:01:35,459 --> 01:01:37,042
你知不知道病人的资料是隐私啊

1007
01:01:37,501 --> 01:01:38,917
你觉得我会给你吗？

1008
01:01:39,959 --> 01:01:41,834
我们不是随便闯入的

1009
01:01:43,084 --> 01:01:44,959
警察做事

1010
01:01:45,126 --> 01:01:46,501
当然是有备而来

1011
01:01:47,292 --> 01:01:48,834
你应该还没跟你太太说

1012
01:01:48,876 --> 01:01:51,584
你请了一个身材这么好的护士吧？

1013
01:01:54,917 --> 01:01:55,626
算你狠！

1014
01:01:59,209 --> 01:02:02,792
唐琦琦几年前来我这里看病

1015
01:02:04,667 --> 01:02:05,667
她情绪低落

1016
01:02:06,292 --> 01:02:08,126
很多时候都会胡思乱想

1017
01:02:09,542 --> 01:02:11,084
她身边的朋友跟我说

1018
01:02:11,501 --> 01:02:12,501
她经常撒谎

1019
01:02:13,042 --> 01:02:15,959
通常这种病人呢
是不会觉得自己有病的

1020
01:02:16,626 --> 01:02:18,334
我就照例开点药给她吃啰！

1021
01:02:18,792 --> 01:02:20,209
她吃没吃我真不知道

1022
01:02:20,251 --> 01:02:21,876
总之到现在为止我没见过她

1023
01:02:23,584 --> 01:02:24,709
要不要来杯咖啡啊？

1024
01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:26,167
有没有威士忌啊？

1025
01:02:29,709 --> 01:02:30,376
苏队！

1026
01:02:30,709 --> 01:02:32,917
你怎么知道那个医生和护士有关系呢？

1027
01:02:36,626 --> 01:02:39,209
因为那个护士的身材真的很好！

1028
01:02:40,001 --> 01:02:41,376
身材好又不做事

1029
01:02:41,917 --> 01:02:44,084
做事那个还要对她客客气气

1030
01:02:44,751 --> 01:02:46,126
还不是跟老板关系特殊？

1031
01:02:49,084 --> 01:02:49,626
头儿

1032
01:02:51,209 --> 01:02:51,876
头儿

1033
01:02:52,251 --> 01:02:53,126
啊？

1034
01:02:54,167 --> 01:02:55,959
我在徐哲家里找到这件睡袍

1035
01:02:56,292 --> 01:02:59,126
死者手指甲上面有这件衣服的纤维

1036
01:02:59,792 --> 01:03:02,084
会不会是他老婆发了疯

1037
01:03:02,251 --> 01:03:03,292
杀了那个情妇

1038
01:03:03,417 --> 01:03:05,167
然后徐哲内疚替她顶罪

1039
01:03:06,459 --> 01:03:09,876
这有多内疚才会帮人顶罪啊？

1040
01:03:10,834 --> 01:03:12,959
我问过当晚第一个到场的同事

1041
01:03:13,042 --> 01:03:14,584
那个同事跟我说

1042
01:03:14,584 --> 01:03:17,209
他刚刚到现场，就看到徐哲坐车回来

1043
01:03:17,251 --> 01:03:18,334
入境处说

1044
01:03:18,334 --> 01:03:20,751
他凌晨两点半才从澳门回到香港

1045
01:03:21,501 --> 01:03:22,626
不在现场！

1046
01:03:28,334 --> 01:03:29,751
追到他老婆的位置没？

1047
01:03:32,917 --> 01:03:33,542
正在追！

1048
01:03:38,834 --> 01:03:39,751
不用找了！

1049
01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:55,709
是不是你推陈倩青下楼的？

1050
01:03:56,334 --> 01:03:57,501
当然不是啦！

1051
01:03:58,751 --> 01:04:00,917
那为什么她一死，你就搬走了呢？

1052
01:04:01,417 --> 01:04:03,126
在我家的房子里死了人

1053
01:04:03,167 --> 01:04:04,959
我很害怕我就搬走啊！

1054
01:04:04,959 --> 01:04:07,917
为什么骗徐哲说你要去加拿大？

1055
01:04:11,542 --> 01:04:13,126
陈倩青死的时候穿着这件衣服

1056
01:04:13,167 --> 01:04:14,959
而这件衣服我们化验过

1057
01:04:15,001 --> 01:04:16,334
有你的皮肤组织

1058
01:04:16,459 --> 01:04:18,376
另外在她的指甲上找到些毛线

1059
01:04:18,584 --> 01:04:19,959
这毛线是属于这衣服的

1060
01:04:20,042 --> 01:04:21,417
衣服是你的，对不对？

1061
01:04:25,334 --> 01:04:26,834
我们在你家里找到这本日记

1062
01:04:26,876 --> 01:04:28,292
这本日记是你的，对吧？

1063
01:04:29,709 --> 01:04:31,251
我从来都不写日记的

1064
01:04:31,709 --> 01:04:33,126
这本日记不是我的！

1065
01:04:35,251 --> 01:04:36,626
那这份是你写的吧？

1066
01:04:37,959 --> 01:04:39,751
字迹一模一样

1067
01:04:46,417 --> 01:04:48,584
是徐哲把那个人推下楼的

1068
01:04:49,334 --> 01:04:50,167
真的不关我事

1069
01:04:50,209 --> 01:04:51,542
我真的什么都不知道

1070
01:04:52,042 --> 01:04:53,209
是他冤枉我的

1071
01:04:56,667 --> 01:04:58,251
徐太太

1072
01:04:58,292 --> 01:04:59,334
不用这么紧张

1073
01:05:00,876 --> 01:05:03,042
其实你先生已经承认了

1074
01:05:03,834 --> 01:05:05,917
是他推陈倩青下楼的

1075
01:05:07,042 --> 01:05:07,917
那不就行啦！

1076
01:05:07,959 --> 01:05:09,501
那你们就去告他啰！

1077
01:05:09,542 --> 01:05:10,959
你们抓我过来干什么呢？

1078
01:05:19,917 --> 01:05:21,834
头儿，快到48小时了

1079
01:05:22,292 --> 01:05:23,459
再不起诉就得放人！

1080
01:05:24,584 --> 01:05:25,876
徐哲认罪

1081
01:05:25,917 --> 01:05:27,792
但是有不在现场证据

1082
01:05:29,417 --> 01:05:32,042
而种种证据都指向唐琦琦

1083
01:05:32,959 --> 01:05:35,334
但是她却一口咬定是徐哲杀人

1084
01:05:39,001 --> 01:05:40,417
那应该告哪个？

1085
01:05:43,917 --> 01:05:45,626
还是两个都不告呢？

1086
01:05:51,042 --> 01:05:52,334
我跟警察什么都说了

1087
01:05:52,334 --> 01:05:53,584
什么都认了

1088
01:05:55,417 --> 01:05:57,042
我不明白警察为什么还是把我给放了？

1089
01:06:28,542 --> 01:06:31,959
徐哲，我要帮叔叔换屎袋了

1090
01:06:32,417 --> 01:06:35,292
你要不要先出去啊？

1091
01:06:35,751 --> 01:06:37,542
不用啊，我留下来帮忙

1092
01:06:37,834 --> 01:06:40,042
忍住啊叔叔！ 很快的！

1093
01:06:42,084 --> 01:06:43,709
好啦，爸

1094
01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:46,501
麻烦你帮我照顾我爸

1095
01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:48,542
我出去一下，谢谢

1096
01:06:52,209 --> 01:06:54,292
你爸爸情况不是很乐观

1097
01:06:55,709 --> 01:06:57,376
我想你需要有点心理准备

1098
01:06:58,126 --> 01:06:59,626
这里的医药费不便宜

1099
01:06:59,626 --> 01:07:01,126
你们负担得了吗？

1100
01:07:04,959 --> 01:07:06,001
这些不是问题

1101
01:07:07,417 --> 01:07:08,959
你要坚强一点

1102
01:07:10,542 --> 01:07:11,167
嗯？

1103
01:07:18,001 --> 01:07:20,584
幸好在你最需要帮助的时候

1104
01:07:20,751 --> 01:07:23,417
让你遇到我这个老同学

1105
01:07:37,126 --> 01:07:39,292
老公，奶冲好了没啊？

1106
01:07:39,459 --> 01:07:40,126
来啦！

1107
01:07:44,542 --> 01:07:45,626
睡着了？

1108
01:07:50,126 --> 01:07:51,751
救命啊！

1109
01:07:52,251 --> 01:07:54,126
上班都没这么累

1110
01:07:56,167 --> 01:07:57,167
不是啊，老婆

1111
01:07:57,959 --> 01:07:59,251
还是请个保姆靠谱啊！

1112
01:08:02,792 --> 01:08:03,584
不可以！

1113
01:08:05,251 --> 01:08:06,959
你答应过我这家里

1114
01:08:07,084 --> 01:08:09,792
不会有其他雌性的动物出现

1115
01:08:10,376 --> 01:08:11,542
母狗都不行！

1116
01:08:13,084 --> 01:08:16,084
但是没人帮忙真的手忙脚乱啊！

1117
01:08:19,126 --> 01:08:21,167
谁叫你有不良记录的

1118
01:08:22,251 --> 01:08:24,917
当我没说过

1119
01:08:24,917 --> 01:08:26,376
听话，听话

1120
01:08:28,251 --> 01:08:29,501
这就乖啦！

1121
01:08:52,334 --> 01:08:53,501
起来啦！

1122
01:08:53,542 --> 01:08:54,959
去阿姨那儿把小明接回来！

1123
01:08:56,042 --> 01:08:56,709
快一点！

1124
01:08:56,751 --> 01:08:58,917
我叫了车，十五分钟之后到

1125
01:09:41,584 --> 01:09:42,209
打电话给头儿

1126
01:09:42,501 --> 01:09:43,501
喂，头儿

1127
01:09:43,667 --> 01:09:45,542
对不起！ 跟丢了

1128
01:09:45,542 --> 01:09:47,709
他车牌号码是KU2362

1129
01:09:56,626 --> 01:09:58,834
喂！ 你两夫妻打情骂俏

1130
01:09:58,834 --> 01:10:00,834
妳吓一吓他，玩玩就算了

1131
01:10:00,834 --> 01:10:01,917
别害我啊！

1132
01:10:01,917 --> 01:10:03,334
行啦，赶紧走吧！

1133
01:10:15,876 --> 01:10:18,084
你又想干嘛啊？老婆

1134
01:10:19,209 --> 01:10:20,751
你杀了人想冤枉我啊？

1135
01:10:23,167 --> 01:10:24,876
我不什么都认了吗？

1136
01:10:25,876 --> 01:10:27,792
那为什么警察还会放你走啊？

1137
01:10:28,042 --> 01:10:29,667
因为你冤枉我有精神病啊！

1138
01:10:30,626 --> 01:10:32,959
不是你找个日本妞来勾引我

1139
01:10:34,959 --> 01:10:36,251
我不会这么做！

1140
01:10:37,126 --> 01:10:38,209
一开始

1141
01:10:39,126 --> 01:10:41,001
是你叫她来租我们的房子

1142
01:10:41,417 --> 01:10:42,126
对吧？

1143
01:10:44,584 --> 01:10:45,209
是啊！

1144
01:10:47,876 --> 01:10:51,376
要上床！ 要有视频！

1145
01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:55,042
我要把他弄得身败名裂

1146
01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:56,792
让全世界知道他有多虚伪

1147
01:10:56,792 --> 01:10:59,126
他不上钩，怎么办啊？

1148
01:11:00,501 --> 01:11:02,126
你把胸甩出来他还不上钩？

1149
01:11:02,459 --> 01:11:03,251
那倒是！

1150
01:11:06,667 --> 01:11:07,876
你这么恨我吗？

1151
01:11:08,917 --> 01:11:10,501
我有什么对不起你呢？

1152
01:11:12,334 --> 01:11:14,126
我怎么会不恨你啊？

1153
01:11:14,626 --> 01:11:15,709
每次看到你写的东西

1154
01:11:15,709 --> 01:11:17,626
我都好想吐啊！

1155
01:11:18,084 --> 01:11:21,167
这个世界上，哪有人像你这么虚伪的？

1156
01:11:22,167 --> 01:11:23,876
没人叫你看的嘛！

1157
01:11:24,626 --> 01:11:26,667
你写的我，我当然要看啦！

1158
01:11:27,084 --> 01:11:29,459
什么每一次微笑

1159
01:11:30,209 --> 01:11:32,209
都会迭一颗幸运星

1160
01:11:32,626 --> 01:11:34,917
来证明自己有多么的幸运！

1161
01:11:38,584 --> 01:11:39,917
那我的幸运星呢？

1162
01:11:39,959 --> 01:11:40,792
混蛋！

1163
01:11:45,334 --> 01:11:46,917
我们在一起之后

1164
01:11:47,667 --> 01:11:48,959
我有幸运过吗？

1165
01:11:50,209 --> 01:11:52,334
如果我不是有几千万遗产

1166
01:11:52,917 --> 01:11:54,334
你会跟我在一起？

1167
01:11:54,792 --> 01:11:55,959
上一次那个女在楼上

1168
01:11:56,001 --> 01:11:57,584
播片播得这么大声

1169
01:11:57,876 --> 01:12:00,584
以你的性格，你会不知道发生什么事？

1170
01:12:00,626 --> 01:12:02,917
装不知道，那就是有诈啰！

1171
01:12:03,667 --> 01:12:05,209
你趁火打劫是吧？

1172
01:12:06,292 --> 01:12:09,001
我怎么知道你老公这么有钱啊？

1173
01:12:10,501 --> 01:12:12,584
你知不知道我陪他多久啊？

1174
01:12:12,917 --> 01:12:16,042
视频交给你才能拿20万！

1175
01:12:16,626 --> 01:12:18,251
我给你20万

1176
01:12:18,376 --> 01:12:20,042
你每天陪别人玩

1177
01:12:20,042 --> 01:12:20,959
好不好啊？

1178
01:12:21,459 --> 01:12:22,626
那你想加多少？

1179
01:12:23,417 --> 01:12:26,376
切！ 你能加多少？

1180
01:12:26,959 --> 01:12:28,376
你老公的房子

1181
01:12:28,376 --> 01:12:30,376
全都没加你名字

1182
01:12:30,876 --> 01:12:32,001
就这样啦！

1183
01:12:36,042 --> 01:12:37,084
拜拜啦！

1184
01:12:41,209 --> 01:12:42,584
哥哥

1185
01:12:42,834 --> 01:12:44,042
给我闭嘴

1186
01:12:44,084 --> 01:12:45,667
要什么哥哥

1187
01:12:45,792 --> 01:12:47,084
妈妈不要你啦

1188
01:12:47,084 --> 01:12:48,251
还说我是心肝宝贝

1189
01:12:48,251 --> 01:12:49,251
不要你啦！

1190
01:12:49,876 --> 01:12:50,584
什么回事？

1191
01:12:52,751 --> 01:12:55,042
我有爱过你的

1192
01:12:55,751 --> 01:12:57,709
是你对我越来越差了

1193
01:12:57,751 --> 01:12:59,376
我养的你白白胖胖的

1194
01:13:00,001 --> 01:13:01,251
对你越来越差？

1195
01:13:01,709 --> 01:13:03,292
养我了不起啊？

1196
01:13:05,209 --> 01:13:06,001
你做人家老婆

1197
01:13:07,084 --> 01:13:09,417
有没有做过一顿饭给你老公吃啊？

1198
01:13:10,209 --> 01:13:11,792
有没有照顾过家里啊？

1199
01:13:12,709 --> 01:13:14,251
有没有照顾你儿子啊？

1200
01:13:14,251 --> 01:13:16,292
我一直都不喜欢做这些事的

1201
01:13:16,292 --> 01:13:17,292
那你之前还喜欢我？

1202
01:13:17,334 --> 01:13:18,501
不喜欢做就不做吗？

1203
01:13:19,626 --> 01:13:22,584
是啊！ 签字结婚之后

1204
01:13:22,626 --> 01:13:23,959
人生就胜利了嘛！

1205
01:13:24,792 --> 01:13:27,209
每天瘫在沙发上煲剧我也就算了

1206
01:13:27,209 --> 01:13:28,459
我都忍你

1207
01:13:29,417 --> 01:13:31,417
你还找人来考验我？

1208
01:13:34,251 --> 01:13:36,001
你不好色的话呢

1209
01:13:36,084 --> 01:13:37,584
你是不会上当的！

1210
01:13:40,167 --> 01:13:41,501
我对着你这副德性

1211
01:13:42,459 --> 01:13:45,251
我实在很难不看上其他女人

1212
01:13:55,334 --> 01:13:56,417
躲！ 让你躲

1213
01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:06,084
警察

1214
01:14:07,042 --> 01:14:07,792
什么事？

1215
01:14:07,917 --> 01:14:08,667
徐哲在哪儿？

1216
01:14:09,126 --> 01:14:11,834
头儿，那个地产经纪说带他们去了古洞

1217
01:14:12,126 --> 01:14:13,209
我发个定位给你

1218
01:14:16,209 --> 01:14:17,084
签了它

1219
01:14:25,209 --> 01:14:26,042
什么？遗嘱啊？

1220
01:14:27,126 --> 01:14:30,167
签了它，我不是死得更快？

1221
01:14:37,084 --> 01:14:38,834
签不签啊？

1222
01:14:57,834 --> 01:14:59,584
耍我？签的什么啊？

1223
01:15:02,501 --> 01:15:05,417
听我说！ 放了我

1224
01:15:05,917 --> 01:15:06,917
我跟警察说

1225
01:15:08,167 --> 01:15:09,626
所有的事都是我做的

1226
01:15:11,292 --> 01:15:12,292
我为什么要信你啊？

1227
01:15:12,459 --> 01:15:14,626
我坐牢比没命好嘛！

1228
01:15:17,667 --> 01:15:20,542
我死了，你坐牢

1229
01:15:21,626 --> 01:15:23,167
谁来照顾儿子啊？

1230
01:15:25,126 --> 01:15:26,417
我承认误杀

1231
01:15:27,751 --> 01:15:29,417
我请最好的律师

1232
01:15:31,084 --> 01:15:34,709
除去假期，不用多久

1233
01:15:36,251 --> 01:15:39,542
我们一家人可以重头再来

1234
01:15:40,876 --> 01:15:44,001
老婆，我们一家人可以重头开始

1235
01:15:44,042 --> 01:15:44,709
好不好啊？

1236
01:15:49,167 --> 01:15:52,626
为什么我们会弄成这样？

1237
01:15:54,876 --> 01:15:56,334
对不起

1238
01:15:57,084 --> 01:15:58,667
是我对你越来越不好

1239
01:15:59,959 --> 01:16:03,251
老婆，给我个机会

1240
01:16:05,001 --> 01:16:06,209
我一定会改！

1241
01:16:06,334 --> 01:16:07,501
好不好？

1242
01:16:07,584 --> 01:16:08,501
好！

1243
01:16:27,459 --> 01:16:28,792
那你要是反悔怎么办啊？

1244
01:16:28,792 --> 01:16:30,251
我不会的

1245
01:16:31,542 --> 01:16:33,084
我们始终是一家人！

1246
01:16:33,709 --> 01:16:35,084
我不想再互相伤害了

1247
01:16:35,126 --> 01:16:36,459
你明不明白啊？

1248
01:16:37,126 --> 01:16:38,584
你又明不明白

1249
01:16:39,334 --> 01:16:41,251
你现在说什么，我都不会再信的！

1250
01:16:41,292 --> 01:16:42,876
你冤枉我杀人！

1251
01:18:02,001 --> 01:18:03,292
救命啊！

1252
01:18:58,042 --> 01:19:00,709
老婆，干嘛绑着我？

1253
01:19:02,126 --> 01:19:03,042
老婆

1254
01:19:04,084 --> 01:19:06,001
放开我啊！

1255
01:19:11,167 --> 01:19:12,417
你去哪啊？

1256
01:19:12,417 --> 01:19:14,459
我要你死无全尸！

1257
01:19:35,167 --> 01:19:36,251
救命啊！ 停啊！

1258
01:19:50,876 --> 01:19:51,834
明德，把门弄开

1259
01:19:51,876 --> 01:19:52,501
收到！

1260
01:19:53,001 --> 01:19:54,001
小娴，跟我来！

1261
01:20:24,084 --> 01:20:25,084
徐先生

1262
01:20:25,209 --> 01:20:26,626
警官，救我啊！

1263
01:20:28,292 --> 01:20:29,792
剪呀，把链剪开呀！

1264
01:20:29,876 --> 01:20:31,584
徐先生！ 冷静点

1265
01:20:58,084 --> 01:21:01,751
剪啊！ 干嘛停下啊？

1266
01:21:15,834 --> 01:21:16,751
小娴

1267
01:21:18,084 --> 01:21:19,334
别动啊！

1268
01:22:01,501 --> 01:22:02,292
小李

1269
01:22:03,917 --> 01:22:05,251
交给律政司署

1270
01:22:08,209 --> 01:22:11,751
头儿，其实我觉得有点不妥

1271
01:22:12,542 --> 01:22:14,667
其实所有指向唐琦琦的证据

1272
01:22:14,667 --> 01:22:16,542
全部都是在她家里找到的

1273
01:22:19,959 --> 01:22:21,667
唉，那人是她杀的嘛！

1274
01:22:22,251 --> 01:22:24,209
在她家里找到证据有什么不妥呢？

1275
01:22:32,251 --> 01:22:33,626
琦琦太天真

1276
01:22:34,626 --> 01:22:36,001
杀了人要脱罪

1277
01:22:36,542 --> 01:22:38,209
其实并不简单

1278
01:22:39,959 --> 01:22:42,084
为什么好端端的装个摄像头在这儿啊？

1279
01:22:42,292 --> 01:22:43,834
我想说不在家的时候

1280
01:22:43,834 --> 01:22:45,251
也可以看看家里嘛！

1281
01:22:47,501 --> 01:22:50,292
没事！

1282
01:22:51,959 --> 01:22:52,917
差不多啦吧？

1283
01:22:54,167 --> 01:22:54,959
看下片子

1284
01:22:55,542 --> 01:22:56,251
OK了

1285
01:22:58,209 --> 01:23:00,084
杀人从来都不难的

1286
01:23:00,251 --> 01:23:01,876
是难在怎么脱罪嘛！

1287
01:23:05,084 --> 01:23:05,959
我肯定老公

1288
01:23:05,959 --> 01:23:07,792
已经搭上了那个狐狸精

1289
01:23:08,126 --> 01:23:10,209
我不会再让他继续下去

1290
01:23:13,709 --> 01:23:18,001
伪造日记，是要引导警察去找缪子勤

1291
01:23:18,584 --> 01:23:21,334
让他们知道琦琦有情绪病纪录！

1292
01:23:37,084 --> 01:23:38,667
你肯定所有备份都在这儿？

1293
01:23:39,459 --> 01:23:42,292
我说过一千万，我就够了！

1294
01:23:43,376 --> 01:23:45,709
你放在你朋友那里的备份呢？

1295
01:23:46,251 --> 01:23:47,834
哪有备份啊！

1296
01:23:48,209 --> 01:23:50,376
唬你的嘛！

1297
01:23:50,667 --> 01:23:52,126
你大爷的

1298
01:23:57,167 --> 01:23:58,584
钱你拿到了

1299
01:23:59,709 --> 01:24:00,917
我还有最后一个要求

1300
01:24:02,417 --> 01:24:03,792
你不是喜欢角色扮演吗？

1301
01:24:04,626 --> 01:24:06,126
其实我最想看的

1302
01:24:06,334 --> 01:24:08,042
是你扮我老婆

1303
01:24:14,959 --> 01:24:16,042
满意了吗？

1304
01:24:35,376 --> 01:24:37,292
美国福特号在短距离内

1305
01:24:37,334 --> 01:24:39,626
使飞机达到或接近起飞速度

1306
01:24:39,709 --> 01:24:41,667
实时起飞的一种发射方式

1307
01:24:41,751 --> 01:24:44,876
再通俗的讲，就是用电生磁，磁生力

1308
01:24:45,001 --> 01:24:48,209
从而代替蒸汽弹射的力，将飞机抛出去

1309
01:25:20,417 --> 01:25:23,292
「上环—港澳码头」

1310
01:25:32,667 --> 01:25:33,792
你有什么优势啊？

1311
01:25:34,417 --> 01:25:35,501
楼上楼下

1312
01:25:36,459 --> 01:25:38,334
你后楼梯有没有监控设备呀？

1313
01:25:46,917 --> 01:25:49,334
喂！ 这么晚不要打扰别人吧

1314
01:25:49,334 --> 01:25:51,501
先吃个夜宵再去吧，好不好呀？干探！

1315
01:25:55,251 --> 01:25:56,334
我特意告诉琦琦

1316
01:25:56,334 --> 01:25:57,334
我杀了人

1317
01:25:57,501 --> 01:25:58,334
等她吓得要搬走

1318
01:25:58,334 --> 01:25:58,917
我杀了人

1319
01:25:59,792 --> 01:26:01,001
我在楼上杀人啦！

1320
01:26:01,376 --> 01:26:02,917
食排水丸

1321
01:26:02,917 --> 01:26:04,334
加一些小动作

1322
01:26:04,501 --> 01:26:07,126
让警察们自作聪明

1323
01:26:12,876 --> 01:26:14,834
我有不在现场证据

1324
01:26:15,209 --> 01:26:17,001
警察逼着把我放了

1325
01:26:17,667 --> 01:26:20,542
放了我之后，就一定找人跟着我

1326
01:26:21,501 --> 01:26:23,542
而琦琦知道我冤枉她杀人

1327
01:26:23,917 --> 01:26:25,709
肯定会发疯

1328
01:26:26,709 --> 01:26:27,876
我只是猜不到

1329
01:26:28,417 --> 01:26:29,751
佢真的这么凶狠

1330
01:26:30,584 --> 01:26:32,001
在我的读者眼中

1331
01:26:32,417 --> 01:26:36,751
徐哲仍然是个爱妻顾家的暖男作家

1332
01:26:38,001 --> 01:26:38,876
而琦琦

1333
01:26:39,417 --> 01:26:41,001
最终被判入精神病院

1334
01:27:02,917 --> 01:27:04,709
我曾经读过一句谚语

1335
01:27:05,792 --> 01:27:07,334
觉得很有智慧

1336
01:27:09,126 --> 01:27:11,167
「最恶毒的谎言」

1337
01:27:11,376 --> 01:27:14,292
「往往以沉默的方式说出来」

1338
01:27:17,834 --> 01:27:18,792
毕竟

1339
01:27:19,251 --> 01:27:22,626
我也是一个有智慧的作家