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克拉克森農場趣

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第二十二章:蘑菇

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時間正要進入盛夏

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該去做一項例行農事中

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最令人享受的工作了

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將關在棚子裡

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過冬的牛隻放回牧牛場裡

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好,把四頭趕到拖車上
送去牧牛場

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好

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好,打開閘門

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我現在挺喜歡跟你一起工作

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–怎麼,你以前不喜歡?
–沒錯

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去吧,牛,好乖

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去吧

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–上去
–對

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–上去吧
–很好

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繼續

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好

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你要自己去嗎?再換我送四頭過去

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把牛送到牧牛場是我最愛的日子

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因為牠們都很開心

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畢竟在穀倉裡關了多久?
五、六個月吧

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突然能享受自由,可以盡情吃草

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好像在說:“我想起來了”

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我抵達牧牛場

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清楚記得上次這麼做的光景

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妳看牠們,多麼興奮,自由了

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很好,真開心

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我獲得自由了

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要放出猛獸了

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等等

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來,你們自由了,出來吧

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就這樣?

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拜託,怎麼不跑來跑去?

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你們應該要開心地四處飛奔才對

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不知感恩的混帳

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失望之餘,我前去檢查我的外星老二

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盤算著會迎接更多失望

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好,我要樂觀地...

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帶一...兩個箱子

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兩個箱子裝蘑菇

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穿上我的黑武士裝

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戴上橡膠手套

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天啊,我的媽呀

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瞧瞧這裡

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還有那裡

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太神奇了

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瞧瞧這些漂亮寶貝

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這也許真的行得通

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採的時候

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就是轉一轉,掐住...

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這樣不太對

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天啊,我今晚要吃蘑菇土司

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把蘑菇裝箱後

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{\an8}我趕忙在營業前送到農場商店

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–麗莎?
–什麼事?

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–我有好消息
–是嗎?

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–好漂亮
–對吧?

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–這是什麼菇?
–秀珍菇

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–天啊
–我為此做了一樣東西

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無名農場自產蘑菇

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–以盒為單位販賣
–好

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妳覺得一盒要賣多少?
我想3鎊或3.5鎊

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–好
–接著我們拿去

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給漢堡餐車的主廚史考特看

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你看

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–是不是很美?
–這些是...

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–對
–我們自己種的,而且我們會...

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–定期供應蘑菇
–大約18盒

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早上可以賣蘑菇土司

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–對,蘑菇土司
–很棒

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大家都想吃蘑菇土司

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如果最後還剩很多

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也許可以做蘑菇番茄醬

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很好

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–對吧?
–蘑菇湯?

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妳想做什麼都行

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–我們可以大放特放
–素食漢堡

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–對
–終於能有...

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–那不是素的
–可惡

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對

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你做了什麼事?

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怎麼了,親愛的?

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不,怎麼了?

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–你沒事吧?
–你...

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你是在哭還是在笑?

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我們上訴贏了

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少來

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–不會吧
–真的嗎?

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–對
–好棒

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我的天啊

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–幹得好
–我們上訴贏了,天啊

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我的老天爺,快說...

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–真不敢相信
–我正在看

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–嘿
–大家做得好

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–天啊
–天啊

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–做得好
–我一直好擔心

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–文件有夠長,但是...
–要命,字真多

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“第41點

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“為釐清及理解情況...”

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這是規劃督察寫的

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“將指控改正為變更混合用途

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“包括農業使用、咖啡廳、餐廳

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“農場商店、停車空間
以及盥洗設施”

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–天啊
–全都准了

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–全部
–對

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看來我們不能...那沒救了

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–我們不能在那裡開餐廳
–這我接受

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–對
–但是漢堡餐車可以

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–好棒
–還能在那裡開咖啡廳

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是嗎?

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–下雨就能...
–這是我見過把區議會

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臉打最腫的一次

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天啊,我一直好擔心

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–太棒了
–而且這很合情合理

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–這當然很合情合理
–是啊

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是區議會不合乎情理

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–還有督察...
–你覺得區議會會上訴嗎?

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–我不覺得會
–把大家的錢花光

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這個督察花了...他花了多久時間?

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–四個月?
–對

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他應該不會犯錯吧?

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基本上我們安全了
而且效期似乎是三年

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–我們可以平安度過三年
–對

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–要重新開張了
–史考特什麼都會做

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媽的

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為了慶祝戰勝區議會

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麗莎決定邀請她在牛津郡的
所有金髮瘦子朋友過來

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來場山羊瑜珈

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下一個姿勢,將肩胛

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盡量往後縮,打開胸膛

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進入戰士三式

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臀部擺正,肩膀擺正,核心收緊

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然後撐著...

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我相信這很符合時勢潮流

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但我買山羊不是為了當養生工具

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而是要讓牠們吃掉我的刺藤

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既然有了營地
希望牠們可以趕快開始進行

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然而,必須等牠們長得夠大
才能移到那裡去

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好

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你知道要做什麼嗎?

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給牠們秤重

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–如果體重不足...
–對

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不到17公斤,就噴紅色

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–不是噴全身
–17公斤?

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對,如果可以放到外頭去,就噴綠色

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希望都是綠色,因為莉茲要來

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把餵奶機收走了

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對,牠們可以吃固體物了吧?

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–要怎麼給牠們穿上挽帶?
–來,你看

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妳很會套嘛

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好,我們挑隻肥的

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–別再吃我的牛仔褲
–快

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停,不行

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別動

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好,96

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–妳沒有...96什麼?
–磅?

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–不,妳...
–公斤

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不可能是96公斤,那比我還重

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–好,綠色
–所以...

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–噴完之前別放手
–好

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只是噴漆而已,沒事的

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不行,別放手,把牠抓回來

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牠會鬆脫的

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等等,我要...天啊

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–我們得在這裡忙上幾天
–夠了

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別動

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–這樣不行,要從中間拉起來
–這隻...

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夠重了,我保證

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這隻一直咳嗽

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–病懨懨的
–對

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放開,放開啦

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這隻兩條後腿在地上就16公斤了

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–這樣不夠準確
–這樣絕對超過17公斤

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在這一連串無能表現之中...

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拜託,老兄

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...山羊專家莉茲到了

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嗨,莉茲

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你們在做什麼?

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給牠們秤重

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–還順利嗎?
–不太順利

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–真意外
–剛剛說多少,18點...

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–對,但是還沒噴漆
–我噴了

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–妳噴了?
–對

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有沒有更簡單的方法?

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有,有很多方法,譬如說用體重計

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我會建議這麼做

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要怎麼讓山羊站在體重計上?

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牠會站在上面的,沒事的

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這接上電源了吧?

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對,都準備好了,你站到螢幕旁邊去

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–好
–我把牠放上去之後

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應該就會顯示重量

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對,19.46

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–就是這樣
–妳是怎麼...

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很痛耶

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你這隻壞山羊,下一個換你

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我的老天爺

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這隻有夠重

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天啊,28.66

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下次手不要放在...

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–對,我做錯了
–對

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–23.92
–你的山羊

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健康又結實

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–所以這樣很好
–很好,非常好

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你們做得非常好

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這些小男生都超過17公斤

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–對
–然後...

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–準備好放出去了
–準備好了

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好

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在把山羊移到營地前

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我需要先跟莉茲釐清一件事

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我聽說...我在書上看到

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如果牠們逃走的話,就會...

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那就是為什麼...對

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下去

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–如果...
–下去

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如果柵欄沒弄好,就會非常慘

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因為這樣就永遠關不住牠們了

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一旦學會,牠們很聰明

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如果牠們開始逃跑,就沒救了

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別上來

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–牠真的想上你
–老天

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好

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–抱歉,妳剛剛說到什麼...
–好了

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00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:40,520
柵欄會很慘?

227
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,440
如果沒裝好,可能會很慘

228
00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:44,400
所以...

229
00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,200
–你要護具嗎?
–對

230
00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,640
–他需要板球護具
–牠們都知道

231
00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,040
–牠們都知道
–因為我把牠們閹了

232
00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:55,880
–好痛
–牠們不會攻擊麗莎

233
00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:57,520
別再這麼做了

234
00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,560
不要再來了

235
00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:00,960
下去啦

236
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:04,680
–牠們之前很可愛
–又小又可愛

237
00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,160
現在到處吃東西

238
00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,680
–但如果有山羊不斷逃出去...
–是

239
00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:12,720
最多又能造成什麼破壞?

240
00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:15,200
除了踢人蛋蛋之外?

241
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,680
幾年前我們有一群很糟糕的山羊脫逃

242
00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,440
牠們把我們的樹苗全都吃完

243
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,720
牠們穿越兩塊地才吃到樹苗

244
00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,200
牠們可能走到馬路上,造成事故

245
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,680
或吃掉你的辣椒
我不知道會吃多少...

246
00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,240
–不會吧
–但牠們會穿過你的隧道棚

247
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,480
羊角遇上隧道棚不會有好事

248
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:36,320
–所以我們必須很小心
–對,真的要很小心

249
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,480
–天啊,你能想像...
–妳看喬,他有麻煩了

250
00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,640
–他是我們的誘餌
–有羊在騎我

251
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,360
–牠應該很喜歡你
–沒有絲毫尊重

252
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:52,880
接著我們帶莉茲去看山羊要住的地方

253
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:58,000
要是這裡繼續放著不管
就會長滿刺藤

254
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,920
對,牠們會把大部分刺藤吃掉

255
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,560
而只要一有機會

256
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:08,080
她就會重提山羊有多會脫逃

257
00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,720
–牠們沒有據點
–牠們需要東西爬嗎?

258
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:13,080
我們在外頭通常不會給牠們東西

259
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,160
因為牠們會把那些滾到電柵欄上

260
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,800
–用來脫逃
–不會吧

261
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,280
–會
–像第三戰俘營那樣嗎?

262
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,080
–對,就是那樣
–所以牠們...

263
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:26,880
倒帶一下,如果我們把
牠們在穀倉裡的玩具放進去

264
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,680
–是
–牠們會把玩具

265
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,560
堆到柵欄旁,當作發射台

266
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,960
對,我們發現牠們把大油桶

267
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,440
滾到柵欄旁

268
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,640
把電柵欄弄到短路
不然就當作踏板跳出去

269
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,600
–不會吧
–太酷了

270
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,400
對,牠們只要到得了那個豬舍

271
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,160
幾小時內就會爬上去

272
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,680
–然後跳過柵欄逃出去
–對

273
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,120
–老天
–很聰明吧?

274
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,760
牠們非常聰明,千萬不要低估牠們

275
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:59,560
正當我們在思索
山羊是否能騎著摩托車越過柵欄時

276
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:04,720
卡勒布和查理則在倫敦
度過光鮮亮麗的一天

277
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:09,520
他們受邀到唐寧街與首相

278
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,440
討論他的支援英國農業計畫

279
00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,240
西敏市,唐寧街

280
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:18,720
有鑑於會議的重要性
他們先約在咖啡廳進行練習

281
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,800
咖啡、三明治、熱食
內用、外帶

282
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,840
今天...

283
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:23,120
–對
–很多人會去

284
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,320
–大場面
–對

285
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:28,640
傑瑞米跟我說
“卡勒布,如果你想聊什麼話題”

286
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:31,960
“就跟里奇說
他可能不會再繼續當首相了”

287
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,760
–是里希
–里希

288
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,800
總統...抱歉,是首相

289
00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:38,640
這是個好開場,是我就會說

290
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,600
–欸,總統先生你好
–我會在噴藥

291
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,280
你週末可以來找我

292
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,600
“你不會連任首相的”

293
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,360
你要討論什麼?有什麼重點?

294
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:50,560
–我想討論年輕農夫
–很好

295
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,960
–投入農作的年輕人
–對

296
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,880
這年頭都沒有自己的農場能種田了

297
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:58,760
第一,東西都很貴
第二,一切都要經過計畫

298
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:01,120
對,昨天我收到曳引機的報價

299
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,480
–是
–打完折

300
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,520
–要20萬5千鎊
–對,太扯了

301
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,080
天啊,我們該走了

302
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,400
我們會遲到

303
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,160
加拉法特廣場

304
00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,000
–我曾開車經過這裡
–是嗎?

305
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,560
在這個路口沒打方向燈

306
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,000
–真的嗎?
–對

307
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000
你看,那是納爾遜

308
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,600
納爾遜是誰?

309
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,200
他是海軍司令

310
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,400
那裡很高呢,對吧?

311
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,440
他贏了一場戰役
你知道他望向哪裡嗎?

312
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,360
哪裡?

313
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:31,920
–你看那些旗子
–對

314
00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,040
{\an8}那是海軍拱門,好嗎?

315
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,160
{\an8}–好
–他看著拱門頂部

316
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,200
有很多艘船

317
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,760
好,他看著那些船?

318
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:43,440
他在加拉法特戰役中領軍對抗法國人

319
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,360
用這麼多水泥做一個遙望遠方的男人

320
00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:49,040
“我愛倫敦”,去死啦

321
00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,800
我要去按按鈕

322
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,520
你來按

323
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,480
等候

324
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,520
我們要去哪裡?

325
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,960
–我們要去白廳,那是在...
–那是什麼?

326
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:03,800
–那是...非常...
–是什麼?

327
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,160
繼續走就是了

328
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:09,160
到了,這就是白廳
一切都是在這裡進行

329
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,200
進行什麼?

330
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:14,520
治理國家呀,到了,內閣辦公室

331
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,320
–那是什麼?
–你知道內閣是什麼嗎?

332
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,720
–不知道
–他們算是...

333
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,200
比較高階的部長

334
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,080
他們都在那裡工作,是嗎?

335
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,920
我不知道現在時間,幾點了?

336
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,880
9點11分

337
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,440
太早到了,再去晃晃吧

338
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,160
早安

339
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,120
早

340
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,680
早

341
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,760
你是想讓大家說早安嗎?

342
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,480
對,早安

343
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:53,240
–他們會覺得你是瘋子
–我只是在道早安

344
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,120
他們不想說話

345
00:15:57,240 --> 00:16:02,000
不久之後,他們就動身
前往那道著名的黑門

346
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,440
準備好了嗎?要敲門啊?

347
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:08,560
對,要敲門

348
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,160
天啊,好的

349
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:12,560
什麼?敲門啊

350
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:13,520
什麼?

351
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,480
–你不進去嗎?
–好

352
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,480
–嗨,你們好嗎?
–你好嗎?謝謝

353
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,680
提醒一下

354
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,480
你再敲這麼大聲,我就把你趕出去

355
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,400
什麼?

356
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,600
別敲這麼大聲

357
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,880
抱歉,我們是農夫

358
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,800
我不在乎

359
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:27,720
–好的
–好

360
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:28,640
我不是

361
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,760
–好
–沒關係

362
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:32,800
說清楚了

363
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,360
正當卡勒布和查理
被唐寧街的黑門警察

364
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,760
訓斥的同時...

365
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,120
–來吧,山羊,進去
–快走

366
00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:45,360
麗莎和我終於要將山羊遷到新家

367
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,080
我的想法是
這裡要當作牠們的訓練營

368
00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,960
–好
–牠們要住在這裡

369
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,400
直到牠們吃光酸模葉之類的

370
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:55,640
–好
–然後再把牠們趕到遠處

371
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,200
這樣一來,牠們的嘴巴會...

372
00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,800
–習慣...沒錯
–變硬

373
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:04,240
嘴巴會變硬
但是妳看得到刺藤叢嗎?

374
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,280
就是我要牠們吃掉的那些東西

375
00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:07,200
對

376
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,080
牠們吃到刺藤的時候

377
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,320
對我來說好戲才開始

378
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,960
那才是我要牠們吃的東西

379
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:17,040
不過在這之前
我們得先經歷一段令人不快

380
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:22,640
但又必要的過程
就是讓牠們習慣電柵欄

381
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,080
出來吧

382
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,800
牠們出來了

383
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,680
–白色柵欄電力微弱
–對

384
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,680
橘色柵欄這是國家級的電力

385
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,480
妳看牠們正在密謀
“我想好逃亡路線了”

386
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,320
“各位,跟我來

387
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,560
“我們馬上就能出去了”

388
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:44,800
那是電擊聲嗎?

389
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,240
不,牠們在吃門柱

390
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,440
“好,我不會再吃門柱了”

391
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:56,920
抱歉

392
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:07,200
不好笑

393
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,640
–那電力很弱,你看,牠們...
–不好笑

394
00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,800
我不該笑的

395
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,560
我不覺得好笑

396
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,400
我不喜歡看到動物受苦
但牠們需要學習

397
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:22,520
而過不了多久,牠們就學會了

398
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,080
–妳看牠們,全都在中間
–對

399
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:29,080
牠們的逃亡計畫
在我的防護措施下泡湯了

400
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:30,760
吃吧

401
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:32,760
把嘴巴練硬

402
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,240
–就能去吃刺藤了
–這邊

403
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,320
回到唐寧街10號

404
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:43,520
查理正在參加一場菁英智庫討論

405
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,880
但是你看過補助清單了

406
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,280
–卻沒有全部列出來
–沒錯

407
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,200
–和所有計畫
–對

408
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:55,280
現在要當農夫
得有博士學位才能申請補助

409
00:18:55,800 --> 00:19:00,960
與此同時,在花園裡
里奇首相正開啟閒聊模式

410
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,040
–我主要的...
–你好嗎?我是里希,幸會

411
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,480
–彼此彼此
–這裡有什麼?

412
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,480
–這些都來自農場嗎?
–對,農場來的

413
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,240
–有芬朗旗香腸
–好

414
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,800
傳統肉舖香腸

415
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,000
–我們的熊蜂農場
–好,這...

416
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,720
–還有一點培根
–天啊,味道好...

417
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,320
–我們剛剛在上面開內閣會議
–那一定...對

418
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,480
內閣室就在那裡,大家聞到味道

419
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,480
都分心了,非常棒

420
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,000
你看這裡

421
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,920
接著在真正的內閣辦公室裡...

422
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,320
–你好嗎?
–幸會

423
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,640
卡勒布見到了首相

424
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:35,480
–謝謝你們過來,卡勒布,你好嗎?
–你好嗎?

425
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:40,520
這是他討論
吸引年輕人務農的重要時刻

426
00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,160
–你好嗎?
–我很好,謝謝

427
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,280
你的髮型真好看

428
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,320
–我嗎?
–對

429
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,560
–很好看
–有人不覺得嗎?

430
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,000
–只是一般評論而已
–不,我就喜歡這個髮型

431
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,440
移步戶外繼續聊之後

432
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,320
卡勒布終於提起年輕農夫的話題

433
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,280
企業連結

434
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,040
這件事一直在我腦海裡

435
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:01,280
但他卻遲遲沒切入重點

436
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,640
務農不是工作

437
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,960
–而是一種生活方式
–對

438
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,920
就是這樣,沒有其他選擇
是一種生活方式

439
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,320
你不會起床之後想說
“我今天得工作”

440
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,520
我從來不會起床時想說

441
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,000
“我今天八點到五點要工作

442
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000
“等不及要下班了”,然後到了中午

443
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,480
吃完午餐又想著要回家

444
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:21,000
我從來不會這樣
我醒來只會想:“今天要做什麼?”

445
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,440
昨天...抱歉,是前天

446
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,280
我早上出去擠奶

447
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,680
然後開始割草做青貯料

448
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,280
老天,趕快說重點吧

449
00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,080
接著去噴農藥,沒有一天是重複的

450
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,720
我覺得每個人都該有夢想

451
00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,920
–應該的
–因為夢想讓人有目標

452
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,160
過了二、三、五年,實現夢想後

453
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:37,560
拜託...我還要治理國家呢

454
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,560
再設定另一個夢想

455
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:41,520
我常說夢想要能實現,就必須...

456
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:47,560
當卡勒布讓國家陷入停滯時

457
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,160
麗莎和我去了一趟蘑菇碉堡

458
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,920
看看還有沒有更多收穫

459
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,040
要命

460
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,960
–天啊
–還沒長出來嗎?

461
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,240
–我的老天爺
–怎麼了?

462
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,720
搞什麼...

463
00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,680
妳看這裡長了多少,好幾千株...

464
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,240
天啊,就是這些

465
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,320
真是不可思議

466
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,560
我的老天

467
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,240
–哇
–天啊

468
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,680
這些可以採收了

469
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:24,200
早就可以採收了

470
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,240
好

471
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,720
這24小時前根本不存在

472
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:31,640
我知道

473
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,200
它是從哪裡長出來的?

474
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,320
–我不知道,哪裡?
–24小時內耶

475
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:37,920
你看...

476
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,240
妳得去賣蘑菇了

477
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:48,000
更重要的是
神奇的猴頭菇也長出來了

478
00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:49,520
哇

479
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:52,760
感覺像是海綿和花椰菜交配所生的

480
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:54,480
結果卻是蘑菇

481
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:59,360
那個人說這是外星老二

482
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,640
這看起來確實很像外星生物
真的很像

483
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:12,720
商店裡連這些蘑菇的
十分之一都塞不下

484
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,080
所以我只能放棄當天原本的計畫

485
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,600
{\an8}去顧匆忙搭建好的蘑菇攤位

486
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,960
蘑菇,僅限今日

487
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,320
請容我介紹無名農場的新產品

488
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,640
秀珍菇

489
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,600
這跟超市裡買的不一樣

490
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,080
或者是猴頭菇

491
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,840
–兩種都給我一點好嗎?
–當然好

492
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,880
秀珍菇,20克20便士
100克2鎊

493
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,200
總共427克

494
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:41,320
這樣是12.81鎊

495
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,240
好的

496
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:48,760
好奇問一下,你要賣“外星老二”?

497
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,640
外星老二,僅限今日

498
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:02,280
小豬樹林裡,公豬阿賈克斯

499
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:07,720
和母豬做完該做的事之後
已經過了11週

500
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,400
這就是那四頭

501
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,240
–希望懷孕了
–對

502
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,760
別動

503
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:16,680
因此一位本地豬隻專家
過來替牠們驗孕

504
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,440
結果得到好消息

505
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,920
–全都懷孕了
–全都懷孕了?

506
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,480
–全都中了?
–對

507
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,600
這樣就不必賣掉了,因為如果沒懷孕

508
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:30,080
牠們只會白白浪費糧食
一定要做成培根

509
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,200
–傑拉德
–哈囉

510
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,760
–傑拉德,哈囉,抱歉
–哈囉,麗莎

511
00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,440
–妳好嗎?
–很好

512
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,320
–可愛的小豬
–是不是很棒?

513
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,720
–對
–你養過豬嗎?

514
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,360
這是跟誰買的?

515
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:46,480
–不,這是豬媽媽
–對

516
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,240
我聽過母豬與公豬的故事

517
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,280
–牠們可能很可怕,對吧?
–什麼很可怕?

518
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,400
母豬和...牠們在底下時

519
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:57,400
結合需要保護

520
00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,880
那些東西從旁邊冒出來...

521
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,920
–傑拉德?
–什麼事,親愛的?

522
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,160
你種這些樹
大概是60年前的事了吧?

523
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,760
–對
–這些樹是你種的?

524
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:10,960
–對
–60年前

525
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,280
–不會吧
–是啊

526
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:17,400
它們長得很茂盛,長到那裡去

527
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:22,560
然後牠們一路吃到...這些都...

528
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,240
所以這些樹年紀比你小?

529
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,480
對

530
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:28,960
–對
–這是傑拉德的樹林

531
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,440
以前得用鏟子這樣挖

532
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,080
–天啊,傑拉德
–然後

533
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,960
把東西放進去,再踏平

534
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:38,560
我帶著那個...叫什麼來著,很有趣

535
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,040
用桿子折彎,裡頭有水

536
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,840
幾年過後,那...

537
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,520
那些都是巨杉...

538
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,920
都是原生樹

539
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:54,040
–好的
–至少每兩個星期一次會有...

540
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,960
–刺蕁麻
–對

541
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,160
類似那種東西

542
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,120
它們是老大,你不能拒絕

543
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,360
它們就...

544
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:13,880
真開心,我不知道這是你種的

545
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,680
太棒了,真的很棒

546
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,520
這裡應該要改名為“傑拉德的樹林”

547
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,640
我們以前把這裡填起來

548
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,240
直到比作物頂端低一點點

549
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,560
時間來到六月

550
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:32,280
農場生活忙到不可開交

551
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,080
在一片叫唐斯的田地裡

552
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,600
我第一次參與了青草收割行動

553
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:49,840
包含用塑膠膜裹起一捆捆青草

554
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,400
冬天可以拿來餵牛

555
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,440
我們在收集青貯,對吧?

556
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,640
青貯就是青草放在

557
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,880
含水的袋子裡,利用草本身的糖

558
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,600
進行發酵,對牛隻很好

559
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,400
裡頭含有高糖量

560
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,640
卡勒布依然很不高興,因為我的豬

561
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,920
把田弄得亂糟糟

562
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,760
為什麼上面寫“傑瑞米不准進入”?

563
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:25,920
傑瑞米不准進入

564
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,240
因為你一直來這塊田搞破壞

565
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:32,160
儘管如此,我們似乎仍大有所獲

566
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,960
我喜歡種青草

567
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,880
那很精確,也很令人滿意

568
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,560
你會知道“這裡搞定了”
就像在草坪割草

569
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,440
割過的地方就不必再割了

570
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,160
我懷疑他會自己割草

571
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,240
搞定

572
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,240
青草收成完畢後...

573
00:26:58,120 --> 00:26:59,920
我們得去檢查肥料播撒機

574
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:01,800
–對
–...就該進行

575
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,720
紅色曳引機年度檢查了

576
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,920
藉此證明農場環境乾淨,運作良好

577
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,840
好,很好

578
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,440
由於現在是卡勒布擔任農場經理

579
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:17,040
–16680
–80

580
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,560
這次檢查一點都不令人緊張

581
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:23,480
農家紀錄本,很好

582
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,560
都在這裡

583
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,400
急救箱在這裡,非常好

584
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,440
正確標示?

585
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,480
{\an8}–對
–很好

586
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,760
{\an8}–消防沙桶在那裡
–很好

587
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,280
–早安
–你好嗎?

588
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,560
–早
–你帶了蘑菇

589
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:37,880
他總是帶著蘑菇突然冒出來

590
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:40,160
我現在住在地底

591
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,520
沒錯,不論卡勒布有多忙

592
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,840
蘑菇都讓我更忙

593
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,280
蘑菇
秀珍菇,250克5鎊

594
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,920
這就是我的工程大業

595
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:14,320
因為我成天都在賣蘑菇

596
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,280
結果還有這麼多

597
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,320
明天早上也會有這麼多

598
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,400
後天和大後天也是

599
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,280
事實上,我的蘑菇多到

600
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:30,200
除了在商店和漢堡餐車販售之外

601
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,280
我還拿去本地酒吧兜售

602
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,920
甚至還去了競爭對手的農場商店

603
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,720
我昨晚吃了一些

604
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,880
–無法用言語形容那有多好吃
–是

605
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,440
我昨晚煮了一些,超美味

606
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,560
老天,我昨晚吃過了,非常好吃

607
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,600
但是儘管我靠著各種銷售話術

608
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,240
賣出了不少...

609
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,600
我們收五公斤

610
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,960
1.2

611
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,400
6.1公斤

612
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,240
...處理掉的蘑菇仍然只有皮毛而已

613
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,720
我的老天

614
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:14,120
然而,在這片瘋狂當中
還是有時間

615
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,040
停下來稍作享受

616
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,880
我為妳準備了一個大驚喜

617
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,600
是要求婚嗎?

618
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,760
每次你說有驚喜

619
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:32,240
我都會想說“他要求婚了”
每次都這樣

620
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,480
還記得那棵樹倒下來

621
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,400
–我們又把它扶起來
–那棵美麗的大樹嗎?

622
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,440
過來瞧瞧

623
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,360
妳看

624
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,000
我們扶起來的就是那棵樹

625
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,400
我好開心

626
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,640
是啊

627
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:58,080
因為它倒下六個月了,居然還能活

628
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,280
你知道奇怪的是什麼嗎?

629
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,880
四處都長出了小樹枝

630
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:04,960
對,很神奇

631
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,800
這就是所謂的重生,對吧?

632
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,080
沒錯

633
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:12,000
–幹得好,真的很棒
–我很開心

634
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,120
求婚的事我會考慮的,好嗎?
我還沒準備好

635
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,680
然而,大自然自我療癒的能力

636
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,520
並非總是快樂的泉源

637
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,560
有時候反而非常惱人

638
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,480
當卡勒布和我決定繼續修復水壩...

639
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,640
我的老天

640
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:36,720
...我們就注意到了這一點

641
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,080
這是...

642
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,960
我們走不過去了

643
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,040
得帶著電鋸一路鋸過去

644
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,680
我們上次過來是什麼時候?

645
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,680
沒有那麼久吧

646
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,080
這裡已經變成一片叢林了

647
00:30:56,720 --> 00:31:00,440
好在這給了我啟動瓦力的藉口

648
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:06,400
那是我在這個世界上最愛的機器

649
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:10,200
我回來了

650
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,480
情感支持工具

651
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,280
毀滅機器

652
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,280
瞧瞧

653
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,440
絞爛

654
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:26,840
打碎

655
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,120
那是什...

656
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,480
–怎麼了?電鋸防護褲
–那前面是...

657
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,800
–這樣就可以...
–對

658
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:38,880
如果電鋸碰到自己

659
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,800
會把這裡捲進去,讓引擎停下

660
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,400
這也太娘了

661
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,640
什麼?

662
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,480
很好,你們好乖

663
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:53,040
坐下...

664
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:54,920
坐下

665
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,520
坐下...

666
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,280
跑走了,那隻也跑走了

667
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,440
清出一條前往水壩的新路後

668
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:13,000
我們開啟建築工人模式

669
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,480
開始進行下一項工作

670
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,200
午餐

671
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,560
這樣看起來好多了,對吧?

672
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,880
我有個想法

673
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:35,520
明明就能用這些枕木
為什麼要用那個水管?

674
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,200
我懂了,把枕木跨著放,然後...

675
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,120
如果把枕木跨著放在那裡
你明白我的意思嗎?

676
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,640
–明白
–如果有挖土機

677
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,920
挖出一個洞

678
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,160
放幾根柱子進去,跟後面這個一樣

679
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,960
沒錯,放幾根柱子

680
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,480
一根一根插進去

681
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:56,120
然後只要用黏土撐著枕木

682
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,080
這樣一來

683
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,840
水就會流過

684
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,160
枕木上面

685
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,760
為什麼之前沒這麼做?

686
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:10,040
我只想著我們需要水管
但其實不需要,對吧?

687
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,280
這樣要把水管移走吧?

688
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:13,520
拿去其他地方用

689
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,040
–送回農場
–把它運回農場

690
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,080
沒錯

691
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,520
解開

692
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,240
你知道我剛想到什麼嗎?

693
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,640
什麼?

694
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:34,480
我們現在完全回到了一月的模樣

695
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:39,360
水管放在田裡,那裡什麼都沒做

696
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,160
我們永遠做不完這該死的水壩

697
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:49,080
然而,枕木計畫準備就緒後

698
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:52,320
我比原本樂觀了許多

699
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,840
挖到後面,這樣夠了嗎?

700
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,440
這是第一次我想要

701
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,680
比一開始有進展

702
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:07,880
場地準備就緒
並將幾根支撐柱打進泥巴後

703
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:11,880
該放置枕木了

704
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,120
–準備好了嗎?
–好了

705
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,160
好,挖土工

706
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,160
股溝警告

707
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:20,960
股溝警告

708
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,480
警告...

709
00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:27,840
壓

710
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:28,960
提高轉速

711
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:30,400
我利用挖斗

712
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:35,120
將墊底的枕木牢牢壓好

713
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:37,880
然而...

714
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,520
會浮起來

715
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,680
我們沒想到這點吧?

716
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,000
我會永遠站在上面

717
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,200
你完全沒帶釘子過來?

718
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:52,960
不,絕對不行...

719
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,320
如果在枕木頂部釘釘子

720
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,640
會形成更大的裂縫,讓水流過

721
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,440
我只是想用釘子固定

722
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,040
但放上另一根枕木

723
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,600
中間會有釘子大小的間隙

724
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,920
所以我們需要一些...夾子嗎?

725
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:10,040
夾子之類的東西

726
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,600
何不拿根大螺絲?

727
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,800
–鑿穿泡在水中的鐵路枕木嗎?
–對

728
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:18,160
我們得去一趟農具店

729
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,320
我建議在那根枕木

730
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:25,320
牢牢固定好之前,不要再放枕木上去

731
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,040
你看

732
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,400
為什麼書裡沒寫木頭會浮起來?

733
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,800
–那可以放在上頭嗎?
–可以,你能站在上面嗎?

734
00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:37,960
–好了
–拿好了嗎?

735
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,520
好了

736
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:41,560
好

737
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:47,360
又忙了一個下午,我們辛苦的結果...

738
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,560
沒什麼價值

739
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:57,080
不過我不會被這座水壩打敗
絕對不會

740
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:02,680
不過我得再過一陣子
才能繼續水壩工程

741
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:06,760
因為可以預見的是
我還有更多蘑菇要處理

742
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:09,760
要命

743
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,040
不過,麗莎想出了一個點子

744
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:19,400
她認為只要把猴頭菇

745
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:24,320
放在無名農場的乾燥機裡烘乾
磨成粉末出售

746
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:28,760
價格會比直接出售還高

747
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,000
好,你一百克可以賣三鎊

748
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,840
–對
–可以放五天?

749
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:40,280
我這個一百克可以賣三十鎊

750
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,800
而且可以放一年,猴頭菇...

751
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,160
我之前去了一趟奇平
那裡有一家健康食品店

752
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,640
我問他們猴頭菇都怎麼賣

753
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:52,520
他們說一週進貨一次,當天就會賣完

754
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,440
–非常棒
–這裡寫

755
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:56,520
{\an8}–“猴頭菇粉
–對

756
00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:00,640
{\an8}–“30份,售價40鎊”
–對

757
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,280
–40鎊?
–對

758
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,760
我每天早上都會加在咖啡裡

759
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,760
那就像是有一股薄荷進入腦中

760
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,640
整個思緒都會變得明亮清晰

761
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,360
只要早上沒吃,感覺就會很明顯

762
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,840
–真的很厲害
–但是等等

763
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:20,760
上面寫這有助於專注力、記憶與消化

764
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,800
–對
–好

765
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,120
所以這是它的營養價值,對吧?

766
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,400
–對
–總脂肪是零

767
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,040
–非常好
–鈉含量也是零

768
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,440
–非常好
–碳水化合物總量也是零

769
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:35,000
總糖量為零,添加糖為零

770
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,440
蛋白質為零,什麼都沒有

771
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,440
非常好

772
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,040
它什麼都沒有,要怎麼幫助記憶

773
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,080
專注力和消化?

774
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,400
蘑菇的魔力啊

775
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:49,600
我知道,但如果加了奶油
還有點道理

776
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,280
人們怎麼能...為什麼?

777
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,560
你是要抱怨,還是要種蘑菇?

778
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,200
我很難站在商店裡說

779
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,560
“你想買這個嗎?”
“這個蘑菇粉嗎?”

780
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,120
–“裡頭有什麼?”,“啥都沒有”
–隨便啦

781
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:05,840
說真的,麗莎
妳的朋友會吃這鬼東西嗎?

782
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,000
每個重要人士都會吃猴頭菇

783
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,920
–我完全不明白
–聽好...

784
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,160
哈囉

785
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,600
嗨,快樂查理

786
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,280
歡迎來到

787
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:21,520
麗莎打算
50公克蘑菇賣40鎊的世界

788
00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,680
–哇,妳在做什麼?
–你看,這是我的乾燥機

789
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,640
–好
–這原本是一整盤蘑菇

790
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,480
烘到幾乎什麼都不剩
然後放進攪拌機裡

791
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,160
打碎,裝進小袋子

792
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,760
–上面寫“12個月內使用完畢”
–是

793
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,280
你要開荒原路華去賣白粉?

794
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,760
所以妳...好

795
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,600
–我要做...
–妳怎麼知道能存放一年?

796
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:47,480
因為烘乾又磨成粉之後
就能存放12個月

797
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:50,360
我買的乾粉都能存放12個月

798
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:53,280
妳覺得他們怎麼知道...
他們測試過了?

799
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,880
–他們測試過,沒錯
–但他們測試的不是這個

800
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,000
我們的更好

801
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,600
–因為蘑菇是這裡種的
–不

802
00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,800
他們做了測試

803
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,960
–所以他們驗證也確認過...
–對

804
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:04,960
–對
–這個東西...

805
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:07,000
因為烘乾是把水分去掉?

806
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,080
–對
–去除含水量?

807
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,800
–對
–這樣才不會...

808
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:12,640
–不會發霉
–細菌

809
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,640
沒錯

810
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:17,920
所以妳已經做了食品安全管制檢查

811
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,480
HACCP,這是食品基本標準

812
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:25,040
沒有,這是農場到農場
所以不必這麼做

813
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,480
因為,不...

814
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,040
賣到其他市場才要這麼做

815
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,280
查理,我可以在這裡種番茄

816
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:33,400
然後放在商店販售

817
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,200
在農場商店是可以這麼做的

818
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,080
–不行
–但是你知道

819
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,960
乾燥之後就脫水了,裡頭只剩粉而已

820
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,520
妳怎麼知道它已經乾燥了?

821
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,080
因為會磨成粉

822
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,080
對,但是三週後
可能就會長滿黴菌

823
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,360
妳卻把發霉的東西賣給別人

824
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:50,520
所以沒辦法存放一年

825
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,160
–只能放三週
–那我可以寫...

826
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,400
–好,查理,那你有什麼解決辦法?
–妳必須先測試

827
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:57,760
–然後...
–不

828
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,760
–拿去實驗室測試
–好

829
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,680
我們去找誰能做這種測試

830
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,120
或者是直接當蘑菇賣

831
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,680
這樣太浪費了

832
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,440
因為我想讓你早上喝茶或咖啡

833
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,760
–可以加猴頭菇
–沒人想吃

834
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:12,880
–我們在...
–有幾個人會這麼做?沒有人

835
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,800
你認識的人都不會,因為你是古代人

836
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,880
這個世代的人都知道這個東西

837
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,520
好,解決方法
妳為什麼堅持要寫一年?

838
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,920
–寫六週或兩個月就好
–好

839
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,200
–因為...
–這樣就能免去麻煩嗎?

840
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,760
–對,因為...
–好

841
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,640
但是妳必須測試能不能放這麼久

842
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,080
好,繼續吧

843
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,280
–我去賣蘑菇了
–好,我會...

844
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,200
–在這裡繼續烘乾,好嗎?
–好

845
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,200
妳要...記錄製作過程

846
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,160
好

847
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,160
–“這個已經烘兩個小時”
–我會錄影,好

848
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,640
–很好,進行食品安全管制檢查中...
–我會拍成影片

849
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:48,760
好,先來錄影

850
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,080
首先,我洗了蘑菇...沒有

851
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,120
首先,我把蘑菇梗切掉

852
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:57,640
然後洗過放進冰箱

853
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,440
首先,我把蘑菇梗切掉,然後洗過

854
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:07,160
整間廚房都經過認證,然後那是...

855
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,960
到了六月底

856
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,880
農場的一切看起來都很美好

857
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,120
但是有個大問題

858
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,920
因為查理不開心

859
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,800
簡單來說,就是天公不作美

860
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:32,160
三月歷經40年來最濕的天氣

861
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,160
五月則是冷死人

862
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:41,760
六月的高溫衝破歷史紀錄

863
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:44,680
看起來一團糟,對吧?

864
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,160
為什麼?

865
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,760
透過檢查卡勒布剩下的油菜花籽

866
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:54,600
查理已經看得到這一切紛擾
造成的影響

867
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:59,400
授粉不是很成功

868
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,960
漏掉很多地方

869
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,800
可能是四月天氣濕冷造成的

870
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,520
–對
–長得不好,對吧?

871
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:07,640
沒錯

872
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,840
每0.2公頃產量少了半噸

873
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,040
對

874
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,640
10公頃就少了12噸

875
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,640
對

876
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:17,640
五千鎊

877
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:22,440
–損失慘重,對吧?
–這次收成

878
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,760
–會很難賺錢
–對

879
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,320
遠離作物

880
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,080
他開啟掃興模式後

881
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,360
四處都被掃到颱風尾

882
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,480
–1.6...
–它們不是...

883
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:37,000
不是動物,但也不是植...

884
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:38,320
–來了
–哈囉

885
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,880
各位,好消息先生來了

886
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:42,840
你為什麼帶了...那是什麼,大麥嗎?

887
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,640
–我剛剛去檢查作物
–是

888
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,680
春大麥播種的時間晚了一些

889
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:50,640
對

890
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,520
現在開始抽嫩芽

891
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:58,440
–別告訴我這樣不好...
–這可能會堵住發芽的大麥

892
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,360
你可能沒辦法用來釀啤酒

893
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:06,000
因為這些麥子很早熟

894
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,080
但是土壤的養分還很足

895
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:11,800
讓這些分枝長出來

896
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,440
這些晚熟的麥子
在收成時會是個問題

897
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:20,120
因為熟麥裡會摻雜
還沒成熟的肥沃穀物

898
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:21,800
–什麼...
–畢竟你沒辦法

899
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,120
把這些摘掉

900
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:26,040
所以...

901
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,440
–怎麼辦?
–我們無能為力

902
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:32,320
只能希望天氣暖和、乾燥
麥子在收成時會成熟

903
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:36,080
否則這就釀不成啤酒了

904
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,120
–你是說這沒辦法...
–什麼?

905
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,880
我們需要什麼樣的天氣?

906
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,760
不能太熱

907
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,200
因為不能讓麥子太早熟

908
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:47,880
剛好25、26度

909
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,720
–就像今天
–就像今天

910
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:52,560
–維持六週,不對,是八週
–接下來的八週

911
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,600
如果天氣配合,還有一半的機會

912
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,560
如果沒有,我會很擔心

913
00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,280
這我們很熟

914
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,720
你們都知道嗎?

915
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,040
我們有種大麥,還有...

916
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,680
你的春大麥長得怎麼樣?

917
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,560
看起來還行

918
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,720
你有聽到嗎?他們的春大麥沒事

919
00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:11,080
你的田在哪?

920
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,920
哈波羅集市,在列斯特夏

921
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,200
–列斯特夏,對
–原來

922
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,480
你們對我們的春大麥
有什麼看法?

923
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,000
問題在於底下的嫩芽,對吧?

924
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,760
問題在於底下的嫩芽,沒錯

925
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:22,600
不是你們想聽到的結果

926
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,520
對

927
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:26,840
可惡

928
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:33,880
查理對於耕作的悲觀預測
為我和農場經理的白板會議

929
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:37,440
潑了一盆冷水

930
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,320
{\an8}我們還發現卡勒布的花費

931
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,440
{\an8}已經衝破10萬鎊大關

932
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:46,560
{\an8}卡勒布
10萬1905.75鎊

933
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:49,440
好可怕

934
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:54,120
{\an8}我們得花10萬2千鎊
卻無法控制結果

935
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:56,680
–對
–地緣政治事件、天氣

936
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,520
最終價錢

937
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:00,000
–因為...
–沒錯

938
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,680
這就像去賭場

939
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,040
如果最低賭金是兩鎊,你大可以下注

940
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,240
–對
–和朋友出去玩個開心

941
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:09,320
–如果最低賭金是五萬鎊
–對

942
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,120
–你就不會下注
–沒錯

943
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:14,160
我們五年前花了多少錢?

944
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,360
一半吧?因為肥料的價錢翻了一倍

945
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:21,400
七萬八...你能想像花七萬八千鎊...

946
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,320
來買灑在土裡的東西

947
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,360
對

948
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,840
根本無法衡量成功的機率

949
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:29,920
我應該還剩四噸,你知道為什麼嗎?

950
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,920
因為每次施肥完一個地區

951
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,560
–我都會更早關掉
–要小心

952
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,320
種子成本也漲了

953
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,440
漲了將近四成

954
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,960
–實在是...
–化學藥劑大概...

955
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:45,360
也漲價了,譬如說嘉磷塞

956
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,680
以前一桶20公升是40鎊

957
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,880
–是
–現在是162鎊

958
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:54,800
一桶20公升的嘉磷塞要162鎊

959
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,520
–基本上就是除草劑
–對

960
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,760
天啊,這些數字好驚人

961
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:05,480
{\an8}唯一有希望的地方
是雖然我那一側也是赤字

962
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:10,360
{\an8}我的幾個計畫應該很快就會賺錢

963
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,760
–蜂蜜會...
–那會開始賺錢吧?

964
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,840
對,再過幾週

965
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,040
對

966
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,280
蘑菇

967
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,400
–對
–那應該會有盈餘

968
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,040
–對
–芥末,誰知道?

969
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,440
–應該能賺不少
–應該會有盈餘

970
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,000
豬隻的花費太多了,怎麼回事?

971
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:29,240
不,老實說,這目前還在虧錢

972
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:32,520
但等我們的商品在商店裡

973
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:34,080
–全數賣出
–是

974
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,880
–應該可以
–應該就會有盈餘

975
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:40,480
等等,為什麼野生農地
寫在我這一側?

976
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:41,560
那是你的田

977
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,160
對,但那不是你的實驗嗎?

978
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:46,320
對,地點在你的田

979
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,200
這怎麼會公平?決定的是你

980
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,720
–對
–卻算在我這一側

981
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,880
–對,不行
–應該在你那一側才對

982
00:47:05,720 --> 00:47:08,680
我哭了,這是怎麼回事?

983
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,000
卡勒布那一側的結果如此慘澹

984
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:19,040
我的未使用農地計畫更是非成功不可

985
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:23,600
所以我們得加緊腳步
確保商店和漢堡餐車

986
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:26,840
甫從區議會的枷鎖中解放後

987
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:29,440
準備好迎接暑假遊客

988
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,360
你看過第二季節目了
快來吃掉主角吧

989
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:34,720
一份漢堡、一份培根,謝謝

990
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:36,480
–開始
–測量中

991
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:40,520
這表示停車場得快點搞定

992
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,640
–現在是多少?
–45

993
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:44,800
要量到68

994
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,560
我以為這不會多難

995
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,800
這裡

996
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,240
多昂貴

997
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:51,680
53公尺

998
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,400
或多耗時

999
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:54,760
這裡

1000
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,640
但是我錯了,大錯特錯

1001
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,680
{\an8}下集預告

1002
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,760
八萬鎊?不然我們自己蓋吧?

1003
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:10,560
得在兩天內完工

1004
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:11,960
不可能

1005
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,920
字幕翻譯:李靖晴

1006
00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:46,000
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紀彥宇