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I still can't believe
Valerie Stevens talked to you.
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Easily the coolest woman of my life.
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Don't you mean my life?
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I can see our future now.
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First, we all hang
at Valerie's exclusive Halloween party,
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then... double wedding.
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Uh, feels like
you skipped a couple steps, but sure.
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Who knows if Valerie even likes me?
Maybe she's just into band shirts.
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[text alert]
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Valerie just followed me on Instagram?
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Wait, I still have Instagram?
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Thought Embry deleted my account.
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You're on the Gram? You mean
we could've been DMing this whole time?
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- I'm gonna delete it for real.
- Don't.
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Valerie following you means she likes you
for more than just your shirt.
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Right.
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I think I'm just gonna
try to keep the vomit down.
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Should've learned by now
to have Pepto-Bismol on us at all times.
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Now the only thing you have to do
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is figure out what to post
so she can like it...
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repost it to all of her followers,
and then fall madly in love with you.
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Oh, that's it?
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Hey, they're posting the cast list
for E.T. 2: The Musical.
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Let's go.
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Valerie followed you, huh?
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Instagram's a bit basic for me.
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Basic? IG's where I get
all my best fashion tips.
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- I mean, that's where I got my--
- Shh. Shh. It's time.
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Now no pushing, everyone.
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[gushes] Oh.
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Out of my way.
Lead of the show coming through.
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Excuse me.
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[kid] Yeah.
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I'm in the...
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the chorus?
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[theme music playing]
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Excuse me. Mrs. Wakowski.
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- Excuse me.
- Amara. Yes.
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Why didn't I get the lead?
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Whoa. That's direct.
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Well, although you did
a great job singing,
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so lovely...
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it's a musical with, um, a lot of...
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[tap dancing]
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[giggles]
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- And?
- And Tinsley can sing and dan--
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You know, um...
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she just seemed like a better fit
for the part of Gertie.
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You're going to be great
in the ensemble, though.
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Remember, there are no small parts,
only small actors.
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Conway, stop frenching
the water fountain.
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Selah, does the floor look like
a recycling bin to you?
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- Brian, pull your pants up.
- Here comes Principal Butt.
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Ach. Well, hello, gentlemen.
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I'm sure you're wondering
why I'm not my usual easy-breezy self.
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Well, the fourth highest-rated
local news network
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is coming here to shoot a feature
on our school.
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- Wait, aren't there only four?
- I think there's only three.
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Just make sure you all have this place
looking top-notch. Okay?
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That goes for you, too, Dude.
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Don't make me ban you
from other parts of this school.
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One look at those giganto pores,
and the camera's gonna ban you from TV.
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Ah. Hey.
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So what did Mrs. Wakowski say?
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Turns out...
the other girl was just better.
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Uh, I got to go. See you later.
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Yeah. See you.
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Amara's upset.
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I thought she seemed okay.
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No. She left without insulting me,
and I'm wearing light-up shoes.
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They're cool, right?
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All right.
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A soy latte for my darling daughter.
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A decaf mocha for my cutie pie Embry.
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A hot cider for my número uno Noah.
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And a puppucino
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for my favorite dog Dude.
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Oh, you're an angel.
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Wh-Wh-Where's the drink
for your charming son-in-law?
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You know who would've made
a charming son-in-law? Jules Hirshcorn.
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He's an orthodontist.
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I get the feeling your mom wishes
you hadn't married an artist.
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What makes you say that?
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- Well, I'll just get my own coffee.
- Mm.
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Don't confront her around hot liquids.
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Noah.
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[yelps and whines]
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Did that look as awkward as it felt?
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Well, your hand
did fly across the cafe, so, yeah.
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What's up?
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Uh, not much.
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Uh, that's not English.
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So, I started following you.
At least I think I did.
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- You don't have any posts.
- Yeah, that's him all right.
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Hi. I'm Embry Ferris,
Noah's much cooler sister.
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Hey. Love your outfit.
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Thank you. You know,
I'm actually a fashion designer, and--
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Well, I look forward
to your first post. Later.
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Embry, we got to go.
Work emergency.
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Hey, have an awesome day, kiddo.
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- There's something off about this coffee.
- That's probably my mom's spit.
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I showed a client of mine, who's
a gallery owner, photos of your work,
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and he's coming to check out
your statue. Love you. Go. Go.
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Wait.
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What?
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Uh, you know, I-I-I hate to brag,
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uh, but it was me, not the board,
who raised the funds for our new gym.
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Honestly, I would've won
Principal of the Year,
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but Principal Johnson had cancer.
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Wow, okay. Um...
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So I heard that you have
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an emotional-support dog
here at the school.
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I'd really love to include him
in the piece.
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Really?
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- Yeah.
- Huh. Uh, okay.
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Uh, listen, if you're-
if you're interested in animals,
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I could have my cat walker
bring Lord Dingwall by.
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Yes, he's an award-winning Scottish Fold.
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Did you know that the Scottish Folds
used to be called Lops?
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Or I-- I could go get Dude.
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- I'll do-- I'll do that.
- All right, yeah.
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Noah.
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Hey, pal. How's it going?
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Actually, this girl
started following me on Instagram,
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and then Simon just texted me
he signed us up to be crew on the musical.
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Okay, that was a lot more
than I was expecting.
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Do you remember yesterday
when I mentioned a reporter was coming?
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Oh, right.
That's why you're wearing makeup.
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Well, you're never gonna believe this,
I certainly didn't,
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but he really wants to meet your... dog.
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Well, well, well.
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First you want me to stay out of your way,
and now you need me.
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Um, well, I actually have to go
to the musical rehearsal right now, so...
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Okay. Well, you know what? Maybe I could
just borrow him. I'll be super-quick.
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There's no way I'm helping you look good.
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But maybe I could help you look not good.
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Okay, I'm in.
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- Whoa.
- Oh, he does seem happy to go with you.
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Okay, I guess you can take him
for a little bit.
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Great. Thank you. Heh.
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You have no idea
what you just got yourself into.
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So, how does us doing manual labor
help Amara exactly?
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A of all, she can see how swole I am
building sets.
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Secondly, we can be close to her
to make sure she's doing okay.
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All right, let's move this fake tree
so I can get back to figuring out my post.
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Valerie's expecting something epic, so...
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no pressure.
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[girls singing, indistinct]
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[both strain]
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♪ What did they know? ♪
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♪ What did they know? ♪
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♪ Set your eyes on the horizon... ♪
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Ooh. Ow. Hey.
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That's the part Amara wanted.
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[Tinsley, off-key]
♪ I don't what that life at all ♪
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Is it just me, or does Tinsley
sound like a screaming goat?
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Simon, I don't know how much longer
I could hold this tree.
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♪ Clearer up there ♪
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- ♪ They say the sky's the limit... ♪
- ♪ Ooh ♪
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- I have to do something.
- [Noah, indisintct]
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Simon!
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There's the tree I was looking for.
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[Tinsley]
♪ They don't give you the time of day ♪
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Principal Meyers,
tell us a little bit about yourself.
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Uh, well, I am Principal Meyers,
which... you just said,
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and I've been at Roosevelt
for eight years. I--
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Actually, you know,
I'd like to start with Dude.
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I hear he's an emotional-support dog
for one of your students here. Correct?
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Yes, he is, but Dude and I
have also formed a very... special bond.
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You know, he may not be
my emotional-support dog,
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but at the same time, he also...
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sort of is.
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Okay, that's enough.
It's go time.
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- I wanted him to do that.
- [Dude barks]
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[Meyers chuckles]
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That's right, come to papa.
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A- Anywho, there are
many great things about our school,
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in particular our state-of-the-art gym.
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Am I still on camera?
'Cause it looks like he--
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- Yes.
- Everybody loves a dog doing yoga.
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Here's a little Downward Dude.
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[Meyers chuckles]
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You know, I actually played
a lot of basketball back in my day.
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They called me "Magic Fingers" Meyers.
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[girls singing, indistinct]
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So, which of these filters
makes me look less uncomfortable?
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You guys talkin' filts?
'Cause, uh, I got some pretty hot takes.
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Uh, that's okay.
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Hold on. You should hear him out.
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My bro here needs to impress a girl.
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Um... well, I was thinking
about posting a baby photo.
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Okay, you gotta do, tsk,
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a Ludwig 34% contrast
with a slight radial-tilt shift.
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Wow.
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You really know your stuff.
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Post it, man.
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Will she think this is cute or weird?
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♪ That's so weird ♪
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♪ Weird ♪
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♪ Weird ♪
201
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,820
♪ It's not even Thursday ♪
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♪ But it's always Thursday somewhere ♪
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Jerry, shh. That's not even true.
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[Tinsley] ♪ When the clouds are gray
Just go above them... ♪
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Hope this works.
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♪ They say the sky's the limit ♪
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- [music speeds up]
- ♪ But... don't care ♪
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♪ Sky can't limit me ♪
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Oh.
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What-What-What is going on?
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- [students groan]
- Hey, get away from my board.
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Did the music just get really fast?
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Did it?
We should get back to moving trees.
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He is. Hi, honey.
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Don't "hi, honey" me. I've been spiraling
all day about this gallery owner.
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I'd hoped you'd gone
through all the emotional stages
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by the time I got back,
but I see you're still stuck on anger?
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I am not angry.
How could you do this to me?
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You didn't even ask me
if the statue was finished.
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Um, two days ago,
you ran into the kitchen,
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stood on the table and screamed,
"My statue is finished!"
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I can vouch for that.
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You stepped in my lasagna.
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[man] Got a coffee for John.
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Why is this so hard?
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Because it will decide whether or not
Valerie ever talks to you again?
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Oh, thanks. I feel so much better.
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Mm-hmm.
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[sighs] Maybe she'd like an...
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artsy post. Yeah.
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[shutter clicks]
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Okay, just need to hit share.
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[whispers] Just need to hit share.
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♪ Are you ♪
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♪ An insta sham? ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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It looks pretty good to me.
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Jerry.
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I'm just trying to be supportive.
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♪ I don't want that life at all ♪
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Second time's the charm.
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♪ Off of the land ♪
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♪ Into the a-- ♪
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- [screams]
- Stop! Stop! Stop!
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Why is there a moon
swinging by Tinsley's face?
246
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,787
- [Wakowski screams]
- I thought that rope
247
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,333
was just gonna close the curtains.
248
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:57,706
[Wakowski] I'm gonna have to call
my therapist. My show...
249
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,545
Hey. Um, you're thirsty. Me too. Let's go.
250
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:05,094
It's been years
since I exposed my work to criticism.
251
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,220
I don't think I can take it.
252
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,965
[bird chirping]
253
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:11,979
Oh, there's a bird.
254
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,890
I wish I was that bird...
255
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:16,562
so I could fly away.
256
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,322
Should we be concerned here?
257
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:24,201
Mm, he's been doing this
for about 23 minutes.
258
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,867
He still needs to hit rock bottom
before he comes around.
259
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:32,040
Would the gallery guy be interested
in any of this other junk Marvin made?
260
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,621
- Mom.
- Has this been in the bathroom?
261
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,375
No.
262
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,169
You're out of toilet paper.
263
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,259
I'll put it back in there.
264
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,222
Now he's hit rock bottom.
265
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:52,892
[overlapping chatter]
266
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,515
I-- I think once you actually see the gym,
267
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,653
you'll have the same reaction
I did, like, "Aah."
268
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,283
That was my reaction.
269
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:04,398
Ah, what do we have here?
A wonderfully gifted group of kids. Heh.
270
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:05,526
Hi, guys.
271
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,913
My students
are always so excited to see me.
272
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,486
[snarky laugh]
273
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,196
We-- We saw each other already.
We did the whole...
274
00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,672
[clears throat]
Excuse me, young man-- hah--
275
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,960
we're in the middle
of a serious interview here, so...
276
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,134
Wonder if he told them
he's married to his cat?
277
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,882
[both chortle]
278
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:25,965
Care to comment on that?
279
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,931
[chuckles] No.
280
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,550
Married to my... my cat.
281
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,968
I, uh, um... we just live together.
282
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:36,477
In a normal... human-cat situation.
283
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,190
[stammers] You know,
we-we... we haven't seen the gym yet,
284
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,232
so we should-- Aah.
285
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,315
- [students laugh]
- [thud]
286
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,490
Gaah. Oh, that...
287
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,986
[chuckles] We have fun here.
288
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:50,823
[creaks]
289
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,408
[indistinct chatter]
290
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,003
Simon, you want the rest of my smoothie?
291
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,790
I need to focus on this post.
292
00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:00,133
Yeah, sure, man. Just put it there.
293
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,221
Oh, this could be a cool shot.
294
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:09,894
[shutter clicks]
295
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:15,183
Okay. Always reaching
296
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,885
for... new... heights.
297
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:22,274
♪inspo, three shooting-star emojis.
298
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,070
Valerie will totally like this.
299
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:27,700
Or will she?
300
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,526
♪ Is that too basic? ♪
301
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,237
♪ I think it's basic ♪
302
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,117
♪ It's just so basic ♪
303
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,544
[music dies out]
304
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:40,172
Okay, fine. It is too basic.
305
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,168
[creaks]
306
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:50,051
♪ At 26,000 feet ♪
307
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:53,604
- ♪ It's hard to catch your... ♪
- The sped-up music, the flying moon.
308
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:55,973
Simon, stop!
309
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:57,846
♪...higher ♪
310
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:01,023
♪ But when you've got
Your sight on stars ♪
311
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,863
♪ Taking flight, going far ♪
312
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,229
♪ What do they know? ♪
313
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,646
- ♪ What do they know? ♪
- Oh.
314
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,735
Who is responsible for this?
315
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:12,530
Simon.
316
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:17,950
Maybe you should just say
it was an accident...
317
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,037
and that those other two things
were also accidents.
318
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:22,665
Simon.
319
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,590
Hey, what is your problem?
320
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,629
I'm trying to help you get the lead.
321
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,342
Okay, my next plan
involves strobe lights and a fog machine.
322
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,634
Are you two behind all these shenanigans?
323
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,930
Ach.
324
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,311
Mrs. Wakowski, I had nothing to do--
325
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:39,348
Amara... I know that you're upset,
326
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,983
but this is not
an appropriate way to handle it.
327
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,691
You can't just ruin the show
for everybody else.
328
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:54,238
It wasn't bad enough
that I didn't get the lead,
329
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,623
but you had to embarrass me
in front of the whole cast?
330
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,601
I think Amara just fell
in negative love with me.
331
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,515
And those windows,
you could see in and out,
332
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,690
and, um, uh, interesting to note,
333
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:27,649
I actually planted all of the trees here
with my own bare hands, so...
334
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,817
[Dude whimpers]
335
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:32,820
[chuckles] I think he's taking a...
336
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,320
Hmm?
337
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,780
But you're so small.
338
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,907
[chuckles]
339
00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:42,623
Okay. Heh. Shall we?
340
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,460
Oh, so you're...
you're just gonna leave it.
341
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:47,844
Hmm?
342
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:49,875
Yeah, Meyers.
343
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,632
Would be a real shame
344
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:54,423
if one of your wonderfully gifted students
345
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,838
stepped in it.
346
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,934
'Course not, no. I-- I would never...
347
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:04,976
Um...
348
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:06,904
Just...
349
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,397
[chuckles]
350
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,359
[sotto] I'll never forget this.
351
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,031
Neither will I.
352
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,536
Babe, just wanted to let you know
that I canceled the gallery owner.
353
00:19:28,417 --> 00:19:30,037
What? Why?
354
00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:32,377
Because you were having
a nervous breakdown?
355
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,842
And also, a lot of people
need to use the restroom.
356
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:46,016
The thing is, I haven't shown my work
since that exhibit three years ago
357
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,351
where an art critic
called my stuff disturbing...
358
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,574
which turned out to be a compliment...
359
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:54,398
and I think that all the time off
360
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:57,404
has made me worry that I...
361
00:19:58,822 --> 00:19:59,872
lost my touch.
362
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,954
Well, I've seen your recent statue,
363
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,327
and you haven't lost it.
364
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,577
I know the gallery owner will love it.
365
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:15,168
Or they'll hate it, and you'll
swear off art for the rest of your life.
366
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,801
She really keeps me grounded.
367
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,761
I guess you should call
your gallery guy and uncancel.
368
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:24,847
[chuckles]
369
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,645
Ew, old people kissing.
370
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,358
Sorry, man.
371
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,951
I was obsessing over this post
372
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,738
and didn't stop you
from making a fool of yourself.
373
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,954
Yeah, way to go.
374
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,081
[girl] ♪ At 26,000 feet ♪
375
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,168
♪ It's hard to catch your breath ♪
376
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:55,382
♪ They say you can't go much higher ♪
377
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,724
♪ Set your eyes on the horizon ♪
378
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,429
♪ Get your head out of the clouds ♪
379
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:06,175
♪ But I don't want that life at all ♪
380
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:08,602
♪ Off of the land ♪
381
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:11,225
♪ Into the air ♪
382
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:16,022
♪ When the clouds are gray
Just go above them ♪
383
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,068
♪ Clearer up there ♪
384
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,991
♪ They say the sky's the limit ♪
385
00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,948
♪ But I just don't care ♪
386
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:28,578
♪ Skies can't limit me ♪
387
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:34,628
- Bravo.
- That was amazing.
388
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,130
[scoffs] Thanks.
389
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,588
I didn't know anyone was watching.
390
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,218
I am so sorry, Amara.
391
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,553
I didn't mean to embarrass you.
392
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,715
I just wanted you to be happy.
393
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:49,810
I know. It was just Turbo being Turbo.
394
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:54,522
You clearly should've gotten the lead.
You're a better singer than Tinsley.
395
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,484
But Mrs. Wakowski is too close-minded
to see me in the part
396
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,737
because I can't dance
exactly like Tinsley.
397
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:03,986
But isn't it E.T. 2: The Musical,
398
00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,992
not E.T. 2: The Dancical?
399
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,582
Hey, guess who picked up my dookie.
400
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:12,366
Oh, you guys are having
a serious conversation.
401
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,666
My bad.
402
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,583
It was Principal Meyers.
403
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,170
I think I may know a way
to make this right.
404
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,644
♪ Off of the land ♪
405
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,255
♪ Into the air... ♪
406
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:32,479
[girl chuckles] She's so good.
How does she even do that?
407
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,942
So cool that Valerie shared your post.
408
00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:37,225
My best Gram only got two likes.
409
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:38,324
One from my mom,
410
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:42,318
and one from what turned out to be
not the real John Stamos.
411
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:45,738
I'm just happy Amara's
getting the recognition she deserves.
412
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:48,492
Amara, the energy around your video
413
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:50,535
is literally giving me goose pimples,
414
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:53,539
which is why Miss Wakowski
has something to say.
415
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,212
Clearly I've made a mistake.
416
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:57,250
You're an amazing singer,
417
00:22:57,334 --> 00:23:00,554
and I'm so ashamed of my behavior.
418
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:04,759
So since it wouldn't be fair
to take the part away from Tinsley,
419
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:09,101
I was thinking you and she
could alternate nights
420
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:11,099
as... the... lead.
421
00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:16,603
I suppose it would be good for my voice
to have a couple nights off.
422
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:19,693
- I'm in.
- Great.
423
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:24,486
Yes! I think this calls for
a celebratory selfie.
424
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:26,203
[barks]
425
00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:28,622
- Okay.
- All right.
426
00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:30,698
[pop song playing]
427
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:34,909
Nailed it.
428
00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:37,116
No, retake. I had a double chin.
429
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:39,457
Hmm, what is this pic missing?
430
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:46,553
Hey, I just want to say
how much it means to me
431
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:48,843
that you posted that video.
432
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,096
Hey, guys. Check it.
433
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,517
Aren't we just adorbs?
434
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:55,635
♪squadgoals, am I right?
435
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:01,400
You guys make weird-looking dogs.
436
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:04,482
♪ Look at me, nah-nah-nah-nah ♪
437
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,568
♪ Got a whole lotta love, it's true ♪
438
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,157
♪ Got a whole lotta love, it's true ♪
439
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:10,239
Hi, Noah.
440
00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:13,583
Thanks for sharing my post!
441
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:20,916
No biggie.
442
00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:24,131
I just thought it was really cool
that you did that for your friend.
443
00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:26,012
Oh. Thanks.
444
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:30,302
I don't know if you have plans,
445
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:33,175
but do you and your crew
want to come to my Halloween party?
446
00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:35,639
Come...
447
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,635
to your party?
448
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,808
♪ Life is bleak ♪
449
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:46,318
♪ The world seems a-a dream ♪
450
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:51,201
♪ I take out my color book ♪
451
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,834
♪ All the lines ♪
452
00:24:56,912 --> 00:25:00,332
♪ Interpose, intertwine ♪
453
00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:05,045
♪ I know where my colors go ♪
454
00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:06,758
♪ They go ♪
455
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,048
♪ They go ♪
456
00:25:08,131 --> 00:25:11,551
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
457
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:15,005
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
458
00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:19,806
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
459
00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:24,358
♪ Color your heart ♪
460
00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:27,899
♪ Mix some light with some dark ♪
461
00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:31,364
♪ Faded birds and ♪
462
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:33,446
♪ Rainbows, uh-oh ♪
463
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:35,581
♪ Uh-oh ♪
464
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:38,289
♪ Once in a while ♪
465
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,960
♪ Colors bleed way too far... ♪