1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,970 [boy] She wanted to go crazy, and he didn't know what to do. 2 00:00:13,054 --> 00:00:14,224 [overlapping chatter] 3 00:00:14,305 --> 00:00:16,465 [man] I don't see any veggies on those trays. 4 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:19,138 [chuckles] Enjoy your lunch, kids. Hope it's a healthy one. 5 00:00:20,812 --> 00:00:23,232 I can't believe Meyers banned Dude from the cafeteria. 6 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,444 I mean, how is a dog unsanitary? 7 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:29,066 Well, he does lick his own butt a lot. 8 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:31,784 And why is he so obsessed with Dude stealing a cookie? 9 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,198 Wait a second. 10 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,697 I ate that stolen cookie. 11 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:39,038 That makes me an accomplice. 12 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,039 Does it help you at all that you can see Dude? 13 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:47,801 - A little. - Can I come in now? How about now? 14 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,588 Hey, where'd you go? 15 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:53,796 I hope I'm not missing Sloppy Joe Day. 16 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,057 - No, I can't do this anymore. - Huh? 17 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,807 But it's so cozy in here. 18 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:02,937 Cozy. I want a new, bigger office 19 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:04,561 or I strike. 20 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:07,147 Then who's gonna unclog your toilet three times a day, huh? 21 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:09,113 Shh. Okay, fine. I'll... 22 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,490 figure something out. 23 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,951 [snarky laugh] Everybody hates him. 24 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:16,742 And I said it couldn't be true. 25 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:20,409 Scratch? What are you doing here? 26 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:23,457 Came to see you. They told me you'd gone domestic. 27 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:26,751 I said, "Dude? No way." Looks like I was wrong. 28 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:30,046 Oh, come on. I'm still the same Dude. 29 00:01:30,131 --> 00:01:33,971 Sure, I'm living with a family now, but I haven't gone domestic. 30 00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:35,472 Nice nails. 31 00:01:35,553 --> 00:01:37,563 What? Can't a dog feel pretty? 32 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:40,979 No judgment here. I just wanted to let you in on a sweet deal 33 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,639 me and the boys got going on. 34 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:45,307 There's a sausage truck that's left unattended 35 00:01:45,396 --> 00:01:47,606 every afternoon down by the old warehouse. 36 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:50,110 We just sneak in and take as much as we want. 37 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,613 I'm talkin' sausage as big as your face. 38 00:01:52,695 --> 00:01:55,485 I kind of have this emotional-support gig, 39 00:01:55,573 --> 00:01:57,873 and I can't just leave whenever I feel like it. 40 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,831 Well, enjoy all that while I enjoy sausage. 41 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:02,464 See you around, Dude. 42 00:02:02,872 --> 00:02:05,962 Hey! Tell the boys I'm still the same old Dude. 43 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:08,422 Aw, shoot. I chipped a nail. 44 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,513 [overlapping chatter] 45 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,474 [girl] Ew, that's disgusting. 46 00:02:14,425 --> 00:02:16,465 Ooh, guys. I totally forgot to tell you. 47 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:19,142 Guess what's coming in the mail tomorrow. 48 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:24,847 The limited edition re-release 49 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:27,106 of the first-ever "Final Conflict." 50 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:28,268 No way. 51 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:30,816 I haven't played the original in forever. 52 00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:32,147 Although... 53 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,567 I am pretty amazing at "Final Conflict," five through nine. 54 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:38,865 There's more than one "Final Conflict"? 55 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:43,160 Wait. You saying that you've never played "Final Conflict" before? 56 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:45,326 I'm more of a "Minecraft" guy. 57 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,665 They're basically the same, 58 00:02:46,749 --> 00:02:50,039 except instead of using your pickax to mine for resources, 59 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,707 you use it to decapitate people. 60 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,842 Come play it at my house tomorrow. 61 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:01,138 Go over... 62 00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:03,224 to your house? 63 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:05,848 Yeah, though full disclose... 64 00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:07,769 we breed ferrets. 65 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,725 Yuck. Let's just go to my house. 66 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:14,817 [heart beating rapidly] 67 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,407 [chuckles] 68 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,623 - [slurps] - [crackles] 69 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:22,871 Ferrets. 70 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,207 [crackles] 71 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:26,958 - Yuck. - [chomp] 72 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,750 No! 73 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:33,879 I mean... 74 00:03:34,505 --> 00:03:36,465 you guys should just come play at my house. 75 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:38,638 - Okay. - Sure. 76 00:03:42,138 --> 00:03:44,138 [theme music playing] 77 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,151 I haven't had a friend over since I was eight, 78 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,112 and we both remember how that went. 79 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,362 Poor Bobby D'Agastino. 80 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:58,911 Wait. What happened to Bobby D'Agostino? 81 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:00,488 Today has to go perfectly. 82 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:02,493 It will. Just call out what's on the list. 83 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,745 - Okay. Snacks. - Check. 84 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,460 Uh, "house wheelchair accessible per Amara's email"? 85 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:12,090 - [door closes] - Check. Front-door ramp completed, 86 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:15,258 and it's a pretty sweet ramp, if I do say so myself. 87 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:19,300 Okay. Next up is "prep statue in shed to show kids." 88 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:20,804 Wait. What? 89 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:25,812 It's only if everyone wants to take a break from video games. 90 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:26,890 Uh... 91 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,475 I think that's a great idea. 92 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:32,980 [sniffs] 93 00:04:33,898 --> 00:04:35,068 [sniffs] Ew. 94 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:37,239 I should probably switch shirts. 95 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:38,948 I've already sweat through this one. 96 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:43,238 Personally, I think you smell great, but I may not be the best judge. 97 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:47,203 No way! My favorite designer, Rachel Weisberg, 98 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,407 is gonna be at the new boutique opening today. 99 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:50,707 I have to go. 100 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:54,250 Oh, I'm sorry, honey. Noah's friends are already on their way over. 101 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:57,255 But why can't one of you stay here, and one of you go with me downtown? 102 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,048 Kiddo, it's a pretty big deal for Noah. 103 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,972 Yeah, he needs both of us here to make sure it goes smoothly. 104 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:04,799 Oops, scented candles. 105 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,717 I'll check the closets, you check the bathroom. 106 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,980 Nice to know scented candles are more important 107 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,940 than the happiness of your own daughter. 108 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:33,832 [doorbell rings] 109 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,291 Guys! They're here. 110 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:37,547 Quick, how's my breath? 111 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:39,802 Coming! We're coming. 112 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:40,881 Okay. 113 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,894 Now, if you're feeling anxious at all, count backwards, all right? 114 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:47,721 Five, four, 115 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:49,635 [both] three, two-- 116 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,854 One. Ah, feel so much better. 117 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:55,811 I'll get the door. 118 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,783 [both] Hello. 119 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,192 Hi. 120 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,358 I just want you all to know... 121 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:04,664 he made me do this. 122 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:09,286 [playing entrance music] 123 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:15,415 Behold! 124 00:06:16,751 --> 00:06:18,591 The original... 125 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:21,009 "Final Conflict." 126 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,554 [Dude] This is very uncomfortable. 127 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,636 - Okay, that's enough. - [stops music] 128 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:32,430 That looks like a way more violent game than we usually let Noah play today. 129 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,097 - Dad. - But not today. 130 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,805 Today, the more violent, the better. 131 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,605 Come on in. 132 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,442 Nice job with the ramp. 133 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:43,527 Well, thank you. 134 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,701 - You are crushing it. - Wow. 135 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,782 [dramatic music playing] 136 00:06:58,459 --> 00:06:59,959 [dramatic music stops abruptly] 137 00:07:00,044 --> 00:07:01,214 Put the game in already. 138 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:02,295 Okay, okay. 139 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:08,968 [soundtrack music playing] 140 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,097 [man] Final Conflict. 141 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:14,602 Choose your warrior. 142 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,888 - Hyah. - Whoa. 143 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:20,017 Did he just slice that guy's head in half? 144 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:21,435 Oh, yeah. 145 00:07:22,066 --> 00:07:25,776 - This is definitely not "Minecraft." - Should I see this level of violence? 146 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:29,122 Noah, maybe you should just watch first since you've never played before. 147 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:31,660 Yes, totally. You guys go for it. 148 00:07:31,742 --> 00:07:34,372 [sing-song] Who's ready for some snacks? 149 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,464 I've got chips. 150 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:40,459 And I made a night jungle scene out of melon. 151 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,472 The game of friendship is about to begin. 152 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,551 Level one-- snacks. 153 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,015 [hyperventilates] 154 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:59,690 Come on, guys, eat the snacks. Eat the snacks. 155 00:07:59,770 --> 00:08:00,770 Melon jungle? 156 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,361 You are literally blowing my mind right now. 157 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,282 And normal chips are fine for me. 158 00:08:07,695 --> 00:08:09,605 [man] Snacks defeated. 159 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:14,537 Okay, if you guys need anything else, just holla. 160 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:16,119 - Thank you. - Thanks. 161 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:20,541 Wow. This is going surprisingly well. 162 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:21,915 - [stomach growls] - Oh. 163 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:25,211 I clearly didn't eat enough of Noah's breakfast this morning. 164 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,916 [gasps] I wonder if Scratch is enjoying those sausages 165 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,677 - this very minute. - Okay, enough snacking. 166 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:33,142 - Let's play. - Finally. 167 00:08:33,721 --> 00:08:35,521 [man] Prepare for battle. 168 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,138 - Fight. - Oh, yeah. 169 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,265 - [fighting sounds] - Take that. 170 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,649 Ooh, that must hurt. 171 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,400 Are you gonna talk the whole time? 172 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:48,992 Yep. And here comes my signature move. 173 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:52,622 Bam! 174 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,741 [man] Defeated. 175 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:59,406 Ah, it's time for Octar's celebration dance. 176 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:00,497 [dance music plays] 177 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:02,290 Yikes. 178 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,172 How do we make him stop? 179 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:06,672 Try throwing a melon monkey at him. 180 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:09,474 Maybe I could just duck out for a few 181 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,549 to grab one little sausage. 182 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,257 Oh, Dude, you can go out if you need to. 183 00:09:15,346 --> 00:09:17,926 Mm, okay. Sausage, here I come. 184 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,725 - [Amara giggles] - [chuckles] 185 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:31,073 Whoa. I haven't been downtown in a minute. 186 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:34,163 Gentrification is clearly thriving down here. 187 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,280 I'm very concerned about the social implications 188 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:39,037 that this is having on our youth and-- Ahh, what is that? 189 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,540 [sniffs] I smell sausage. 190 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:43,331 Totally. 191 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,875 Heh. Seriously, Addy. 192 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:49,380 I'm not gonna miss out on my favorite designer's boutique opening 193 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:50,923 just because my parents 194 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:53,427 can't stop thinking about Noah for one second. 195 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,756 Uh... Addy? 196 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,598 My phone is dead. 197 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:09,534 Wait. 198 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,689 Where am I? 199 00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,704 [music playing; fighting noises] 200 00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:16,239 Whoa. 201 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,905 Figured you guys could use a refill on snacks. 202 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,876 Oh. Savage kick to the face, Simon. 203 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,465 Back in the day, I used to play "Donkey Kong." 204 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,089 You guys ever heard of "Donkey Kong"? 205 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,136 - No. - Never. 206 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,848 Dad, I-I-I think Mom's calling you. 207 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,219 Huh? Oh, that's weird. I didn't hear her. 208 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:47,017 Basically, the premise of "Donkey Kong" is there's this gorilla named Donkey Kong, 209 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:50,234 and he captures this maiden, and he takes her up into his lair, 210 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,986 and he just throws all these barrels down at, uh, Mario. 211 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,283 Level two-- embarrassing dad. 212 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,871 Five, four... 213 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,240 three... 214 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,867 I never realized he might be related to King Kong. 215 00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:13,512 You have to come get Dad. 216 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:15,128 What? Why? 217 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,876 He's rambling about different Kongs. 218 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,677 I wish that sounded surprising. 219 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,100 - Mom! - Oh. 220 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,610 They... were all just here. 221 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,319 Well, where could they have gone? 222 00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,319 [both] The shed! 223 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,531 - And this piece is-- - Marvin! 224 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,071 Oh, hey. 225 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,624 - [mouths "help"] - I thought the kids needed a break, 226 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,080 so I brought 'em out here. 227 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,908 - We didn't need a break. - Wow, it's really coming together. 228 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:47,956 Ah, it's not even done yet. 229 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,538 You like it? 230 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:54,840 But unfortunately, the kids only have so much time to play, so... 231 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:59,175 - [game resumes] - Okay, so now we're gonna 232 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,050 leave you guys alone, right, Marvin? 233 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,677 Yeah. No, I didn't mean to overstay my welcome. 234 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,604 When you guys were playing video games... 235 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:08,443 [man] Emarrassing dad defeated. 236 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:11,273 - [sighs] - [fighting sounds continue] 237 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,607 [Scratch] Well... 238 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,945 look who decided to show up. 239 00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,450 - Dude. - Dude's here. 240 00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,412 Max, how you doing? 241 00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:25,452 Bandit, you old troublemaker. 242 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,825 Hey, Stinky Pete. 243 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:31,463 Dude, you look good. Domestic life agrees with you. 244 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,547 And you look... 245 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:38,054 [stammers] Well, it's great to see everyone. 246 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,512 Did I miss the sausage? 247 00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,222 [chuckles] No, you're just in time. 248 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,683 - [all laughing] - Come on, let's roll. 249 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:51,102 Oh, sweet Mother of Mercy. 250 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,727 Booyah! 251 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,903 - [sing-song] I'm on fire. - [man] Defeated. 252 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,525 How about we make the next round a little more interesting? 253 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,778 Loser buys ice cream for a week? 254 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,663 But he just beat you four times. 255 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:04,741 I'm not afraid. 256 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,413 Are you? 257 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,001 Oh, it's on. 258 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,122 [man] Prepare for battle. 259 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,040 - Fight. - [fighting sounds] 260 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,249 I can just taste that Rocky Road now. 261 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,837 Just tell me when you're ready. 262 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,340 Ready for what? 263 00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,354 [man] Defeated. 264 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,019 FYI, I'm a double scoop kind of girl. 265 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,345 No one's ever killed me like that before. 266 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,399 Where did you learn that? 267 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,399 The dark web. Okay, Noah, it's your turn. 268 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,733 Uh, really? 269 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,069 Okay. 270 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,275 X and Y are for kicking, A and B are for punching. 271 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,576 Hit that one to grab, that one block. That should be enough to start. Got it? 272 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,701 - Not really. - Great 273 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:53,617 Simon, take it easy on him, or I'll do these moves on you... 274 00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:56,337 - IRL. - [man] Prepare for battle. 275 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,456 - Fight. - Okay, hit the X. 276 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,467 Nice. Do it again. 277 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,425 Now block. You're doing great, Noah. 278 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,602 Starting to see why you guys like this game. 279 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,981 Hey, Dr. Ice. Why don't you chill out? 280 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,685 Oh! 281 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,770 This is taking it easy on him? 282 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,856 Yep. 283 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,277 Get ready to be globally warmed. 284 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,359 [bang] 285 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,488 Noah, hit that one to punch. 286 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,070 No, use your right thumb. Here, watch me. 287 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,544 See? Just like this. 288 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,796 Level three-- impress friends. 289 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,051 Looks like you're losing already. 290 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,553 [sinister laugh] 291 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,427 Ah, that feast was magical. 292 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,805 I told you they was good. 293 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,563 [Dude] So, back to this cafeteria situation. 294 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:59,645 I mean, this Meyers guy really has it out for me. 295 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,782 Enough about Meyers and No-el. 296 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,779 - Noah. - Whatever. 297 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,991 That whole thing sounds like such a pain. 298 00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,571 I mean, you gotta be with this kid all the time? 299 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,583 Not all the time. 300 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,619 I mean, I'm here right now. 301 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,213 Plus, Noah's awesome. You'd love him. 302 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:18,419 Love a human? Gross. 303 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,795 I just don't get why you'd want to have that kind of responsibility. 304 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,800 I mean, come on. 305 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,012 This is the life. 306 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,761 Sure, it's great. 307 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,973 Although I forgot how Stinky Pete's stomach responds to pork. 308 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,345 - [farts] - Sorry. 309 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,641 I'm telling you, man, think about it. 310 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,475 No annoying humans to take care of. 311 00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:40,561 Just fun, all day, every day. 312 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,073 - Can't believe this. - [siren wails] 313 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,194 How'd I miss the boutique? 314 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,655 [banging] 315 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,238 - Hey! - [cat yowls] 316 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:53,243 I may be small, but most of my teachers are afraid of me! 317 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,577 Wait a minute. 318 00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,405 Is that... 319 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,880 Who's the girl? 320 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,085 One of my annoying humans. 321 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,175 - I gotta go. - Seriously? 322 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:15,062 Thanks for checking in on me, but... you're right. 323 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,520 I have gone domestic. 324 00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:18,314 Later, boys. 325 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,774 Bye, Dude. 326 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,231 [barks] 327 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,322 Dude! 328 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,570 [giggles] 329 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:34,993 Yikes. 330 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,959 TBH, you smell like dumpster vomit. 331 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,248 You're not wrong. 332 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:44,461 - Do you know how to get home? - Heh. Of course I know how to get home. 333 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,205 Eenie-meenie-miney... 334 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,377 Uh, this way. Woof. 335 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,136 [game continues] 336 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,152 Um, guys? 337 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,275 Looks like someone's out of secret moves. 338 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,162 Well, maybe if someone stopped hiding behind that crate. 339 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,410 Do you think I could-- 340 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:17,161 A good warrior waits for the right moment to strike. 341 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,004 Oh, you mean like this? 342 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,079 [fighting sounds and death blow] 343 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,626 - [man] Defeated. - Yes! 344 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,046 You owe me waffle cone, sucka. 345 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,126 Finally met my match. 346 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,132 [video-game music playing] 347 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:38,143 Just as you feared. They don't think you're good enough to play with them, 348 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,063 so they'd rather play without you. 349 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,442 It's over. 350 00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,058 They'll never hang out with you again. 351 00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:49,897 [sinister laughter] 352 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,985 [fighting sounds] 353 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,568 Are you ready to give it another try? 354 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,751 - Noah? - [pauses game] 355 00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,247 Bro. 356 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,129 Mr. and Mrs. Ferris? 357 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,591 What's going on? 358 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,635 It's okay. He'll be fine. 359 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,984 He was good, and then-- 360 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,729 I know. Um... 361 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,819 I think maybe it's time for you guys to... 362 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,661 - Thank you for having us. - Mm-hmm. 363 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,169 Ah. Home sweet home. 364 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,593 Uh-oh. 365 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,013 What happened? 366 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,971 I can't believe I did that in front of them. 367 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,222 Don't beat yourself up about it. 368 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,136 Here. 369 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:06,099 Give Dude a squeeze. That'll make you feel better, okay? 370 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,977 Hug me as hard as you need. 371 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,649 Ow. That's too hard. 372 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,238 Dude. 373 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,527 They're never gonna want to hang out with me again. 374 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,785 We'll see about that. 375 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,673 [dog barking] 376 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,213 Yes. Got away with it. 377 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,430 Got away with what? 378 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:38,718 I've... 379 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,263 got a way with words. 380 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,175 Got a way with words. 381 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,305 Wait. Where are you coming from? 382 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,310 I... 383 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:51,565 - I went downtown to see the boutique. - Are you kidding me? 384 00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:54,938 But I got lost and didn't even make it, 385 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,607 so you win. 386 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,025 You are nine years old. 387 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,323 How could you have gone downtown by yourself? 388 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,237 A bus. 389 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,201 Do you have any idea what you put your dad and me through? 390 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,207 You didn't even know I was gone. 391 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,828 That's fair, but I do now, 392 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,338 and from this moment on, 393 00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:15,549 we are gonna keep a much closer eye on you. Em-- 394 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,381 Em... 395 00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:19,258 Embry! 396 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,721 Dude, where you taking me? 397 00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,614 Noah. 398 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,236 Uh... 399 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,663 Hey, guys. 400 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,868 Man, we are so sorry. 401 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:50,918 We got caught up in the greatness that is "Final Conflict"... 402 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,380 and we acted like jerks. 403 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,092 Yeah. Can you forgive us? 404 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,508 Uh... 405 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,893 Yeah. 406 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,260 Of course. 407 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,387 So, why did Dude take us here? 408 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,560 All will be revealed. 409 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,278 [door hinges creak] 410 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,416 This is how horror movies begin. 411 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,752 Simon, are you hiding behind my chair? 412 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:38,879 No. 413 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,634 Stop talking and take this place in. It's our new lunch spot! 414 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,427 You know... 415 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:48,183 since I can't bring the Dude into the cafeteria with me... 416 00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,852 - this could be our new lunch spot. - I knew you'd get there. 417 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:54,515 Yeah. It just needs some love. 418 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,317 The Fearsome Foursome... 419 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,688 and their secret hideaway. 420 00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,527 Fearsome Foursome. 421 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:05,702 - I don't hate the name. - As long as I get top billing, okay. 422 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:08,702 I mean, it really should be Dude and the Thrilling Threesome, 423 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,155 but I'm willing to go along. 424 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,844 [bing] 425 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,668 Amara... 426 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,836 just let me know when you want to get ice cream. 427 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:24,755 Okay. 428 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:27,635 Seriously, just... 429 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:32,182 say the word, because I can literally go whenever. 430 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,602 I got it. 431 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,312 I will let you know. 432 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,357 Cool. 433 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,821 - It could go right there. - ♪ I wanna be a better man ♪ 434 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,919 ♪ I wanna be a better man ♪ 435 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,720 ♪ Wanna be a better man ♪ 436 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:18,689 ♪ I know I'll be strong ♪ 437 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,487 ♪ When I come to my mother ♪ 438 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:33,445 ♪ She said, "Son, don't be sad" 439 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:35,581 ♪ "Life ain't long ♪ 440 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,964 ♪ Do the best you can" ♪ 441 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:41,625 ♪ I'll be strong ♪