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[boy] She wanted to go crazy,
and he didn't know what to do.
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[overlapping chatter]
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[man] I don't see any veggies
on those trays.
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[chuckles] Enjoy your lunch, kids.
Hope it's a healthy one.
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I can't believe Meyers
banned Dude from the cafeteria.
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I mean, how is a dog unsanitary?
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Well, he does lick his own butt a lot.
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And why is he so obsessed
with Dude stealing a cookie?
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Wait a second.
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I ate that stolen cookie.
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That makes me an accomplice.
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Does it help you at all
that you can see Dude?
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- A little.
- Can I come in now? How about now?
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Hey, where'd you go?
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I hope I'm not missing Sloppy Joe Day.
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- No, I can't do this anymore.
- Huh?
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But it's so cozy in here.
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Cozy. I want a new, bigger office
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or I strike.
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Then who's gonna unclog your toilet
three times a day, huh?
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Shh. Okay, fine. I'll...
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figure something out.
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[snarky laugh] Everybody hates him.
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And I said it couldn't be true.
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Scratch? What are you doing here?
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Came to see you.
They told me you'd gone domestic.
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I said, "Dude? No way."
Looks like I was wrong.
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Oh, come on. I'm still the same Dude.
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Sure, I'm living with a family now,
but I haven't gone domestic.
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Nice nails.
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What? Can't a dog feel pretty?
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No judgment here. I just wanted
to let you in on a sweet deal
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me and the boys got going on.
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There's a sausage truck
that's left unattended
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every afternoon down by the old warehouse.
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We just sneak in
and take as much as we want.
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I'm talkin' sausage as big as your face.
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I kind of have this emotional-support gig,
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and I can't just leave
whenever I feel like it.
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Well, enjoy all that
while I enjoy sausage.
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See you around, Dude.
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Hey! Tell the boys
I'm still the same old Dude.
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Aw, shoot. I chipped a nail.
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[overlapping chatter]
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[girl] Ew, that's disgusting.
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Ooh, guys. I totally forgot to tell you.
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Guess what's coming in the mail tomorrow.
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The limited edition re-release
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of the first-ever "Final Conflict."
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No way.
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I haven't played the original in forever.
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Although...
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I am pretty amazing
at "Final Conflict," five through nine.
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There's more than one "Final Conflict"?
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Wait. You saying that you've never played
"Final Conflict" before?
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I'm more of a "Minecraft" guy.
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They're basically the same,
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except instead of using your pickax
to mine for resources,
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you use it to decapitate people.
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Come play it at my house tomorrow.
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Go over...
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to your house?
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Yeah, though full disclose...
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we breed ferrets.
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Yuck. Let's just go to my house.
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[heart beating rapidly]
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[chuckles]
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- [slurps]
- [crackles]
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Ferrets.
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[crackles]
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- Yuck.
- [chomp]
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No!
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I mean...
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you guys should just come play
at my house.
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- Okay.
- Sure.
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[theme music playing]
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I haven't had a friend over
since I was eight,
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and we both remember how that went.
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Poor Bobby D'Agastino.
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Wait. What happened to Bobby D'Agostino?
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Today has to go perfectly.
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It will. Just call out what's on the list.
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- Okay. Snacks.
- Check.
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Uh, "house wheelchair accessible
per Amara's email"?
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- [door closes]
- Check. Front-door ramp completed,
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and it's a pretty sweet ramp,
if I do say so myself.
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Okay. Next up
is "prep statue in shed to show kids."
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Wait. What?
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It's only if everyone
wants to take a break from video games.
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Uh...
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I think that's a great idea.
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[sniffs]
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[sniffs] Ew.
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I should probably switch shirts.
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I've already sweat through this one.
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Personally, I think you smell great,
but I may not be the best judge.
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No way! My favorite designer,
Rachel Weisberg,
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is gonna be
at the new boutique opening today.
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I have to go.
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey. Noah's friends
are already on their way over.
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But why can't one of you stay here,
and one of you go with me downtown?
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Kiddo, it's a pretty big deal for Noah.
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Yeah, he needs both of us here
to make sure it goes smoothly.
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Oops, scented candles.
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I'll check the closets,
you check the bathroom.
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Nice to know scented candles
are more important
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than the happiness
of your own daughter.
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[doorbell rings]
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Guys! They're here.
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Quick, how's my breath?
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Coming! We're coming.
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Okay.
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Now, if you're feeling anxious at all,
count backwards, all right?
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Five, four,
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[both] three, two--
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One. Ah, feel so much better.
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I'll get the door.
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[both] Hello.
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Hi.
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I just want you all to know...
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he made me do this.
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[playing entrance music]
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Behold!
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The original...
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"Final Conflict."
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[Dude] This is very uncomfortable.
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- Okay, that's enough.
- [stops music]
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That looks like a way more violent game
than we usually let Noah play today.
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- Dad.
- But not today.
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Today, the more violent, the better.
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Come on in.
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Nice job with the ramp.
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Well, thank you.
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- You are crushing it.
- Wow.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[dramatic music stops abruptly]
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Put the game in already.
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Okay, okay.
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[soundtrack music playing]
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[man] Final Conflict.
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Choose your warrior.
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- Hyah.
- Whoa.
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Did he just slice that guy's head in half?
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Oh, yeah.
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- This is definitely not "Minecraft."
- Should I see this level of violence?
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Noah, maybe you should just watch first
since you've never played before.
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Yes, totally. You guys go for it.
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[sing-song] Who's ready for some snacks?
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I've got chips.
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And I made a night jungle scene
out of melon.
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The game of friendship is about to begin.
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Level one-- snacks.
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[hyperventilates]
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Come on, guys, eat the snacks.
Eat the snacks.
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Melon jungle?
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You are literally
blowing my mind right now.
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And normal chips are fine for me.
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[man] Snacks defeated.
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Okay, if you guys need anything else,
just holla.
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- Thank you.
- Thanks.
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Wow. This is going surprisingly well.
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- [stomach growls]
- Oh.
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I clearly didn't eat enough
of Noah's breakfast this morning.
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[gasps] I wonder if Scratch
is enjoying those sausages
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- this very minute.
- Okay, enough snacking.
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- Let's play.
- Finally.
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[man] Prepare for battle.
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- Fight.
- Oh, yeah.
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- [fighting sounds]
- Take that.
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Ooh, that must hurt.
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Are you gonna talk the whole time?
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Yep. And here comes my signature move.
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Bam!
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[man] Defeated.
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Ah, it's time
for Octar's celebration dance.
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[dance music plays]
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Yikes.
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How do we make him stop?
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Try throwing a melon monkey at him.
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Maybe I could just duck out for a few
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to grab one little sausage.
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Oh, Dude, you can go out if you need to.
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Mm, okay. Sausage, here I come.
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- [Amara giggles]
- [chuckles]
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Whoa. I haven't been downtown in a minute.
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Gentrification
is clearly thriving down here.
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I'm very concerned
about the social implications
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that this is having on our youth and--
Ahh, what is that?
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[sniffs] I smell sausage.
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Totally.
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Heh. Seriously, Addy.
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I'm not gonna miss out
on my favorite designer's boutique opening
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just because my parents
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can't stop thinking about Noah
for one second.
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Uh... Addy?
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00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:03,598
My phone is dead.
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00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:09,534
Wait.
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00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,689
Where am I?
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[music playing; fighting noises]
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00:10:15,239 --> 00:10:16,239
Whoa.
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00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,905
Figured you guys
could use a refill on snacks.
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00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,876
Oh. Savage kick to the face, Simon.
203
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,465
Back in the day,
I used to play "Donkey Kong."
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00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,089
You guys ever heard of "Donkey Kong"?
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00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,136
- No.
- Never.
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00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,848
Dad, I-I-I think Mom's calling you.
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00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,219
Huh? Oh, that's weird. I didn't hear her.
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00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:47,017
Basically, the premise of "Donkey Kong"
is there's this gorilla named Donkey Kong,
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and he captures this maiden,
and he takes her up into his lair,
210
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,986
and he just throws
all these barrels down at, uh, Mario.
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Level two-- embarrassing dad.
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Five, four...
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00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:01,240
three...
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00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,867
I never realized
he might be related to King Kong.
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00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:13,512
You have to come get Dad.
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00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:15,128
What? Why?
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00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,876
He's rambling about different Kongs.
218
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,677
I wish that sounded surprising.
219
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,100
- Mom!
- Oh.
220
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:29,610
They... were all just here.
221
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,319
Well, where could they have gone?
222
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:33,319
[both] The shed!
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00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,531
- And this piece is--
- Marvin!
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00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:38,071
Oh, hey.
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00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,624
- [mouths "help"]
- I thought the kids needed a break,
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00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,080
so I brought 'em out here.
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00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,908
- We didn't need a break.
- Wow, it's really coming together.
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00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:47,956
Ah, it's not even done yet.
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00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,538
You like it?
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00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:54,840
But unfortunately, the kids only have
so much time to play, so...
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- [game resumes]
- Okay, so now we're gonna
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leave you guys alone, right, Marvin?
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00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:03,677
Yeah. No, I didn't mean
to overstay my welcome.
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00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,604
When you guys were playing video games...
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[man] Emarrassing dad defeated.
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00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:11,273
- [sighs]
- [fighting sounds continue]
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[Scratch] Well...
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look who decided to show up.
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- Dude.
- Dude's here.
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00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:23,412
Max, how you doing?
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Bandit, you old troublemaker.
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00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,825
Hey, Stinky Pete.
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00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:31,463
Dude, you look good.
Domestic life agrees with you.
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00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:34,547
And you look...
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[stammers]
Well, it's great to see everyone.
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Did I miss the sausage?
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00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:42,222
[chuckles] No, you're just in time.
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- [all laughing]
- Come on, let's roll.
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Oh, sweet Mother of Mercy.
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Booyah!
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- [sing-song] I'm on fire.
- [man] Defeated.
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00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,525
How about we make the next round
a little more interesting?
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00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,778
Loser buys ice cream for a week?
254
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,663
But he just beat you four times.
255
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:04,741
I'm not afraid.
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00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,413
Are you?
257
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,001
Oh, it's on.
258
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,122
[man] Prepare for battle.
259
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,040
- Fight.
- [fighting sounds]
260
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:16,249
I can just taste that Rocky Road now.
261
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,837
Just tell me when you're ready.
262
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,340
Ready for what?
263
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,354
[man] Defeated.
264
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:28,019
FYI, I'm a double scoop kind of girl.
265
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,345
No one's ever killed me like that before.
266
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,399
Where did you learn that?
267
00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,399
The dark web. Okay, Noah, it's your turn.
268
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,733
Uh, really?
269
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:41,069
Okay.
270
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,275
X and Y are for kicking,
A and B are for punching.
271
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,576
Hit that one to grab, that one block.
That should be enough to start. Got it?
272
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,701
- Not really.
- Great
273
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:53,617
Simon, take it easy on him,
or I'll do these moves on you...
274
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:56,337
- IRL.
- [man] Prepare for battle.
275
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,456
- Fight.
- Okay, hit the X.
276
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,467
Nice. Do it again.
277
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,425
Now block. You're doing great, Noah.
278
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,602
Starting to see
why you guys like this game.
279
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,981
Hey, Dr. Ice. Why don't you chill out?
280
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,685
Oh!
281
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,770
This is taking it easy on him?
282
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:17,856
Yep.
283
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,277
Get ready to be globally warmed.
284
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,359
[bang]
285
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,488
Noah, hit that one to punch.
286
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,070
No, use your right thumb.
Here, watch me.
287
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:33,544
See? Just like this.
288
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:41,796
Level three-- impress friends.
289
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,051
Looks like you're losing already.
290
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,553
[sinister laugh]
291
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,427
Ah, that feast was magical.
292
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,805
I told you they was good.
293
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,563
[Dude] So,
back to this cafeteria situation.
294
00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:59,645
I mean, this Meyers guy
really has it out for me.
295
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,782
Enough about Meyers and No-el.
296
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,779
- Noah.
- Whatever.
297
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,991
That whole thing sounds like such a pain.
298
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,571
I mean, you gotta be with this kid
all the time?
299
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,583
Not all the time.
300
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,619
I mean, I'm here right now.
301
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:15,213
Plus, Noah's awesome. You'd love him.
302
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:18,419
Love a human? Gross.
303
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,795
I just don't get why you'd want to have
that kind of responsibility.
304
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,800
I mean, come on.
305
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,012
This is the life.
306
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,761
Sure, it's great.
307
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:30,973
Although I forgot how Stinky Pete's
stomach responds to pork.
308
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,345
- [farts]
- Sorry.
309
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,641
I'm telling you, man, think about it.
310
00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:37,475
No annoying humans to take care of.
311
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:40,561
Just fun, all day, every day.
312
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,073
- Can't believe this.
- [siren wails]
313
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,194
How'd I miss the boutique?
314
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,655
[banging]
315
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,238
- Hey!
- [cat yowls]
316
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:53,243
I may be small,
but most of my teachers are afraid of me!
317
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,577
Wait a minute.
318
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,405
Is that...
319
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,880
Who's the girl?
320
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,085
One of my annoying humans.
321
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,175
- I gotta go.
- Seriously?
322
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:15,062
Thanks for checking in on me,
but... you're right.
323
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,520
I have gone domestic.
324
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:18,314
Later, boys.
325
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:19,774
Bye, Dude.
326
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,231
[barks]
327
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,322
Dude!
328
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,570
[giggles]
329
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:34,993
Yikes.
330
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,959
TBH, you smell like dumpster vomit.
331
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,248
You're not wrong.
332
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:44,461
- Do you know how to get home?
- Heh. Of course I know how to get home.
333
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:47,205
Eenie-meenie-miney...
334
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,377
Uh, this way. Woof.
335
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,136
[game continues]
336
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,152
Um, guys?
337
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,275
Looks like someone's
out of secret moves.
338
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,162
Well, maybe if someone
stopped hiding behind that crate.
339
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,410
Do you think I could--
340
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:17,161
A good warrior
waits for the right moment to strike.
341
00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,004
Oh, you mean like this?
342
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,079
[fighting sounds and death blow]
343
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,626
- [man] Defeated.
- Yes!
344
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,046
You owe me waffle cone, sucka.
345
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,126
Finally met my match.
346
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,132
[video-game music playing]
347
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:38,143
Just as you feared. They don't think
you're good enough to play with them,
348
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,063
so they'd rather play without you.
349
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,442
It's over.
350
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,058
They'll never hang out with you again.
351
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:49,897
[sinister laughter]
352
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,985
[fighting sounds]
353
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,568
Are you ready to give it another try?
354
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,751
- Noah?
- [pauses game]
355
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,247
Bro.
356
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,129
Mr. and Mrs. Ferris?
357
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,591
What's going on?
358
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,635
It's okay. He'll be fine.
359
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:21,984
He was good, and then--
360
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,729
I know. Um...
361
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,819
I think maybe it's time for you guys to...
362
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,661
- Thank you for having us.
- Mm-hmm.
363
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,169
Ah. Home sweet home.
364
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,593
Uh-oh.
365
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,013
What happened?
366
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,971
I can't believe
I did that in front of them.
367
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,222
Don't beat yourself up about it.
368
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,136
Here.
369
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:06,099
Give Dude a squeeze.
That'll make you feel better, okay?
370
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,977
Hug me as hard as you need.
371
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,649
Ow. That's too hard.
372
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,238
Dude.
373
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,527
They're never gonna want
to hang out with me again.
374
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,785
We'll see about that.
375
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,673
[dog barking]
376
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,213
Yes. Got away with it.
377
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,430
Got away with what?
378
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:38,718
I've...
379
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,263
got a way with words.
380
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,175
Got a way with words.
381
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,305
Wait. Where are you coming from?
382
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,310
I...
383
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:51,565
- I went downtown to see the boutique.
- Are you kidding me?
384
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:54,938
But I got lost and didn't even make it,
385
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,607
so you win.
386
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,025
You are nine years old.
387
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,323
How could you have gone downtown
by yourself?
388
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:01,237
A bus.
389
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,201
Do you have any idea
what you put your dad and me through?
390
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,207
You didn't even know I was gone.
391
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,828
That's fair, but I do now,
392
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,338
and from this moment on,
393
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:15,549
we are gonna keep
a much closer eye on you. Em--
394
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,381
Em...
395
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:19,258
Embry!
396
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:25,721
Dude, where you taking me?
397
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:31,614
Noah.
398
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,236
Uh...
399
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,663
Hey, guys.
400
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,868
Man, we are so sorry.
401
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:50,918
We got caught up in the greatness
that is "Final Conflict"...
402
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,380
and we acted like jerks.
403
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:58,092
Yeah. Can you forgive us?
404
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,508
Uh...
405
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,893
Yeah.
406
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,260
Of course.
407
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,387
So, why did Dude take us here?
408
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,560
All will be revealed.
409
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,278
[door hinges creak]
410
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,416
This is how horror movies begin.
411
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,752
Simon, are you hiding behind my chair?
412
00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:38,879
No.
413
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,634
Stop talking and take this place in.
It's our new lunch spot!
414
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,427
You know...
415
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:48,183
since I can't bring the Dude
into the cafeteria with me...
416
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,852
- this could be our new lunch spot.
- I knew you'd get there.
417
00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:54,515
Yeah. It just needs some love.
418
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,317
The Fearsome Foursome...
419
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,688
and their secret hideaway.
420
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:02,527
Fearsome Foursome.
421
00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:05,702
- I don't hate the name.
- As long as I get top billing, okay.
422
00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:08,702
I mean, it really should be
Dude and the Thrilling Threesome,
423
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,155
but I'm willing to go along.
424
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,844
[bing]
425
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,668
Amara...
426
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:23,836
just let me know
when you want to get ice cream.
427
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:24,755
Okay.
428
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:27,635
Seriously, just...
429
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:32,182
say the word,
because I can literally go whenever.
430
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:34,602
I got it.
431
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:36,312
I will let you know.
432
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,357
Cool.
433
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,821
- It could go right there.
- ♪ I wanna be a better man ♪
434
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,919
♪ I wanna be a better man ♪
435
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,720
♪ Wanna be a better man ♪
436
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:18,689
♪ I know I'll be strong ♪
437
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,487
♪ When I come to my mother ♪
438
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:33,445
♪ She said, "Son, don't be sad"
439
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:35,581
♪ "Life ain't long ♪
440
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,964
♪ Do the best you can" ♪
441
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:41,625
♪ I'll be strong ♪