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[alarm beeps]
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Dude.
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[sighs] Your face
is surprisingly comfortable.
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[shuts off alarm]
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[sighs] Time to get ready for school.
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[woman]
♪ Best friends never go out of style ♪
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♪ They won't fade
With the passing of time ♪
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♪ It's a bond that'll last for life ♪
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- ♪ You can't be separated by... ♪
- [mom laughs]
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- Mornin', bud.
- Hey, how you doing?
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- Good.
- Uh, Noah.
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Unless you're auditioning to be
Bert and Ernie's new roommate...
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I'd change.
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[peppy music dies out]
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Well, I was feeling good.
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Don't blame me.
Dogs perceive colors differently.
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- Wait. I made you panaffles.
- I'm not hungry, Dad.
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But they're the best of both worlds!
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Sounds good to me.
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- [whines]
- Aw, he's earned it.
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Second week of school,
and now he's rejecting my panaffles?
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Hey, have you thought any more
about what I said last night?
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About how you're worried
your arms are getting wrinkly?
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No. About how it's a good time for you
to start sculpting again
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now that Noah's officially back at school.
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- Rather talk about your geriatric arms.
- I'm being serious.
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Your art was getting attention,
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then you put it all on hold
to homeschool Noah.
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I just don't want you hanging around
being sad all day.
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Don't worry about me.
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I'm not sad at all.
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I can't wait
to forget about this panaffle,
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and then randomly find it in a month.
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Oh, there's that corndog.
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Ew, a corndog?
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Might as well just eat vomit.
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Well, joke's on you,
because I've eaten vomit many times.
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Uhh, not surprising, coming from a mutt.
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Well, I'm Miss Grumpy Pants,
and I pretty much run this neighborhood.
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Well, I'm Dude,
and I'm Noah's emotional-support animal.
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Aren't we all?
My human holds me and cries every night.
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Yeah. It's not the same.
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I helped Noah get into homeroom.
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I don't know what that is.
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[Noah] Dude, we gotta go!
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Well, I've got another
exciting day of school to get to.
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Until next time, panaffle.
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Aah, I just got my fur colored!
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[overlapping chatter]
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My weekend was chill,
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minus my parents
high-fiving me every ten minutes
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for finishing school on Friday.
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Well, I had a...
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classic Turbo weekend.
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What does that mean?
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That it was...
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♪ epic ♪
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Did you just sit around
and play video games all weekend?
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Yep. It was so awesome.
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[both giggle]
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Uh, looks like today will be easy-peasy.
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Maybe I can get in a morning nap.
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Wait. How long is class?
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Ehh, it doesn't matter.
I have no concept of time.
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Okay, my future world changers,
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let's get started.
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This morning,
at breakfast with my mom, s--
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You still live with your mom?
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You try paying for a one-bedroom
on a teacher's salary, Amara.
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Don't become a teacher.
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So, anyway, she pointed out
that since we're all new here,
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the perfect first assignment would be...
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an oral presentation
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where you talk about yourself
in front of the whole class!
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[students groan]
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Talk...
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In front of the whole class?
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Be prepared to give your presentation
this Friday,
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and it will count the same as a test,
so please, take it seriously.
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Wait. Is the roof leaking?
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Nope. You're just turning
into a sweat blob.
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Ehh, so much for easy-peasy.
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[theme music playing]
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I'm just gonna send Noah a little text.
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Check-in.
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Hey, bud.
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How's it going?!!
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No, too many exclamation points.
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Yo, bro, you good?
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What?
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Hope today
is more funday than Monday.
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Winky face.
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Perfect.
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[ringtone sounds]
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Noah?
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Oh. Hi, Karen.
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No, I'm not holding
Noah's Spider-Man pencil case.
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- I can't believe she did that.
- I know.
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[overlapping chatter]
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[girl] I'll take a muffin.
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- Noah.
- Hey.
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[heart beating]
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[sniffs] Mmm...
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chicken nuggets.
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[woman's voice] In one foot, go left.
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Why don't you-- um...
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In one foot, go right.
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Can I just...
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Make your first u-turn.
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Oh, just give up.
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There had to have been a faster route.
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Hey.
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- Thanks for saving me a spot.
- Of course.
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I just had Simon pester some kids
until they gave up their seats.
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Pester?
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You told me they wanted to hear
my Bruno Mars story.
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So I'm standing in line at Taco Bell
when the voice of an angel says--
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Are you doing okay?
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Yeah. Why?
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Because when Fleckburg
gave us the assignment,
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you hid under your desk.
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Yeah, I was just looking
for my... contact.
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Okay, I don't wear contacts.
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I got to do something
to make him feel better.
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What always helps me?
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[gasps] Treats!
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I bet if you ask Fleckburg,
she'd let you out of it.
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I can't do that.
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It took a lot to convince my parents
I was ready to get back to school,
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and if I cop out,
they'll worry I can't handle it.
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Would help to hear my presentation?
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I'm already done.
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But we just got the assignment
this morning.
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I wrote and memorized it
between periods.
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I begin with the story of my grandparents'
daring pilgrimage to America,
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continue through my birth that took place
in the back booth of an IHOP,
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and conclude with my dream
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of being in a revival
of Annie Get Your Gun on Broadway.
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That is very... thorough.
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Well, my presentation is going to revolve
around a day in the life of Turbo.
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That's me. Turbo's my alter-ego.
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We know. You bring it up all the time.
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Guys, my issue
isn't what I'm gonna talk about.
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It's just the actual talking part.
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Are either of you nervous about it?
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Nervous isn't in my vocabulary.
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Well, you would've been nervous
if you had been at Taco Bell
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when the voice of an angel--
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Oh, I just thought of something.
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You know, before my mom
performs brain surgery,
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she creates a calm environment
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and meditates to help her
get in the right head space.
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Head space?
'Cause she's a brain surgeon?
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- I don't get it.
- Anyway...
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it works for her,
and she's only lost, like, six patients.
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Only six, huh?
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That's mildly reassuring.
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I guess I could try it.
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Don't mind me.
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Definitely not cutting.
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Let's see what's-- uh, ahh...
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bingo.
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Oh. Hello.
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Nice to see you walking around
the cafeteria unattended.
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Nice to see you walking around
wearing a hideous cat bow tie.
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Now give me that cookie.
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Wait, were you... reaching for this?
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Oh, I'm sorry. Looks like that is
the last one. That is a shame.
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You better not eat that.
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[chuckles] That is good.
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Th-That is truly the best cookie
I have ever had in my life.
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Enjoy your giant sprinkle cookie.
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This isn't over, cat man.
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[slips off shoes]
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Oh.
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Mom!
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Hi, sweetie. How was your day?
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- I need help with my science homework.
- I thought dad was helping you with that.
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Let's not kid ourselves.
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Take a moment to get yourself together.
I'll be in my room.
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Hold on one second.
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Listen. Ahem.
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I know it seems like everything
is going great with Noah right now,
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but I still need you to be supportive.
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You just have more experience
with the school and social politics,
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so anything you can do to help him out,
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I'd be super-appreciative.
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How appreciative?
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Do you remember
those incredibly overpriced sunglasses
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you were begging me to buy you?
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I'd be happy to help my big bro.
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And the same goes for your dad.
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I think he's feeling
a little extra-sensitive right now.
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Ach.
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How much coddling
do the men in our family need?
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Mom!
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Oh, making lemonade.
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No, spa water.
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So that's what middle schoolers
are into now.
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In my day, we chugged Sunny D.
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Once, uh, your mom and I went to a spa,
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and they put cucumber slices on our eyes.
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Maybe we could do that, and then
we could catch up on school stuff.
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That's a zucchini.
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[sighs]
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Okay, Dude, the lights are low,
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we got our spa water
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as well as some essential oils
I stole from my mom's nightstand.
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Ehh, careful. Too much of that stuff,
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and suddenly you're a guy
with a man bun teaching yoga.
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I am calm.
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This is relaxing.
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I can totally do my presentation.
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I'm calm. This is relaxing.
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[whispers] I think it's working.
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I feel very zen.
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Ow! Oh, lemon in my eye.
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[life-support machine beeping]
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00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:07,825
How would you like to be
patient number seven?
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Don't listen to her.
You're still very relaxed.
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- [screams]
- [machine flatlines]
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[shutter clicking]
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00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,311
Embry! Don't you ever knock?
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Chill. Grandma just wanted a photo.
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00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:29,398
- Why?
- She's old and weird. Get over it.
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00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,690
Uck, what's wrong with your face?
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- Out.
- Uhh.
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Okay, so creating a calm environment
was a fail,
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but we'll just
come up with something else.
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Oh, and, also, I think you're
supposed to drink the spa water,
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not put it in your eyes.
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Thanks for the tip.
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This lavender oil
is really messing with my sense of smell.
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I don't even know who I am anymore.
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[gasps] Bacon!
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Ooh, I'm back.
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Maybe you could just...
imagine everyone in their underwear.
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Hard pass.
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You know, when I get nervous
taking a test,
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I just sing my favorite song,
and all of my fears fade away.
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I'm afraid to ask what your favorite--
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[very off-key] ♪ Ave Maria ♪
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Okay, stop. That was horrifying.
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Imagine hearing it with dog ears.
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- I don't know.
- What?
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No. The singing was horrifying,
but I get what Simon's saying.
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I play drums to make myself feel better.
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So do that. Play the drums
while practicing your speech.
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I'm a genius.
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Ow.
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Yep. Brilliant.
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Ow.
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My name is Noah Ferris!
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My mom's a lawyer! My dad's an artist!
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You're doing great!
This is totally worth the migraine!
256
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,232
I-- I've lived here my whole life!
257
00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,360
[crowd cheering]
258
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,572
[cheering]
259
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:08,039
Yikes! The guy in front
should really put his shirt on.
260
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,830
I-- I rarely get sick!
261
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:14,924
Which my dad thinks is because
he fed me lots of spinach as a baby!
262
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:18,383
You got this! Just keep drumming!
263
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,474
Uh...
264
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,344
Did I say my dad's an artist?
265
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:23,836
Boo! You suck!
266
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,138
Boo!
267
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,222
[audio feedback]
268
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,476
[shutter clicking]
269
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,559
Embry? What now?
270
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,781
Grandma said your hair looked flat.
I'm adding volume.
271
00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:43,742
Why does your face
have to make this so hard?
272
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,739
- [door bangs]
- Marvin?
273
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,622
Oh, good.
274
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,753
You're in a fetal position on the floor.
275
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,671
Look what I found in Noah's backpack.
276
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,039
It was open. I swear.
277
00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:58,997
That's what my mom said
when she read my diary.
278
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:04,338
He's supposed to give an oral presentation
in front of the whole class on Friday,
279
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,296
- and he didn't tell us about it.
- Okay.
280
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,891
Don't get upset. Unh.
281
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:12,393
I had to cross-examine
a very emotional dental hygienist today,
282
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:13,936
and I'm still on the edge.
283
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:19,146
I don't think you should
look at Noah not telling us as a negative.
284
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,355
Clearly he feels like he can handle it
on his own, and that's a good thing.
285
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:23,992
I don't know.
286
00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,281
Well, maybe my surprise
will make you feel better.
287
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,026
Surprise? Did you get me a boat?
288
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,868
What? No. Why?
289
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:35,252
We don't even live near water.
No more guessing. Let me just show you.
290
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:38,382
[sighs] It's a big pile of scrap metal.
291
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:43,469
Yeah, for your next amazing sculpture.
And it's all totally legal,
292
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,049
or at least that's what
the guy who's delivering it told me.
293
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,805
You're so incredibly talented.
294
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:56,307
I just don't want your sacrifice for Noah
to get in the way of pursuing your dreams.
295
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:01,649
That is...
296
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:04,235
so much better than a boat.
297
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,280
[gushes]
298
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:13,451
In my defense,
I suggested singing, not drumming,
299
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,657
so still a genius, for the record.
300
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,458
Noah really needs that cookie today.
301
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:23,172
Hey, guys, totally not cutting again.
Hah hah.
302
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,545
Hey, that dog's cutting again!
303
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,470
[cash register keys beep]
304
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,108
Hah! Take that, dog!
305
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,645
Ahem.
306
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:46,573
Super-excited about this cookie.
Not at all rubbing it in the dog's face.
307
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,529
I can't believe I failed Noah.
308
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:57,037
Ada Smith, peel that gum off my table
and put it right back in your mouth.
309
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,672
Uhh, how many pieces of gum
have you put under there, young lady?
310
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:06,377
[whimpers] Oh, you foolish man.
311
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,755
[snickers]
312
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,341
[grunts] Remember, sanitary is planetary.
313
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,885
[heavy sigh] Dude.
314
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,018
[barks]
315
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,613
Whoa, did you train Dude
to bring you cookies?
316
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,686
Does he also deliver savory foods?
317
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:27,355
Thanks, bud, but I don't know
if I can eat anything right now.
318
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,111
Oh, no biggie.
319
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:32,196
It's not like I risked everything
to get you this cookie.
320
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,582
I'll eat it.
321
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,489
What? No! Bad Simon!
322
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:37,865
Drop it.
323
00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,535
Guys, I'm running out of time.
324
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,333
The presentation's tomorrow.
325
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,797
I wish there was a way
I could practice in front of an audience
326
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,588
I know isn't judging me.
327
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,012
A non-judgmental audience.
328
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,224
I may know where to find that.
329
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:55,681
And I have a younger sister named Embry.
330
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,351
She's a lot...
331
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,397
- Um...
- Floyd, it's got to be clean by now.
332
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:02,768
Eyes on the kid.
333
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,265
Come on. I got a hot date
with a Pomeranian.
334
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,357
When I gave you all bacon treats,
335
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,653
the deal was
you sit here for the whole speech.
336
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,412
Now enough yapping.
337
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,618
...and I had got my first drum set
when I was five.
338
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,040
Um, my top-ten favorite drummers are...
339
00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,369
Uck, he's listing drummers. I'm out.
340
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,365
- Dave Grohl, John Theodore, Questlove...
- [heart beating]
341
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,632
I'm here live with Noah Ferris,
who, out of clear desperation,
342
00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:30,342
is practicing his oral presentation
in front of a group of dogs.
343
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:34,344
Noah, do you think you're just not cut out
for presentations and you never will be?
344
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,888
Hold on, Trixie. I'm coming.
345
00:17:35,971 --> 00:17:38,311
Eh, this is what I get
for paying them all up front.
346
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:41,440
Wow. He's so bad,
dogs can't even stand to watch him.
347
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:42,849
Back to you, Jeff.
348
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,556
Wait. I'm about to list
my top-ten favorite foods!
349
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,647
[barks and pants]
350
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,408
Don't worry. Nobody watches local news.
351
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,994
I guess I'm just hopeless, Dude.
352
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,945
- [shutter clicks]
- Finally, a not-horrible pic of you.
353
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,576
Grandma can't want a picture this badly!
354
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,670
This entire time, you've been creating
an Instagram account for me?
355
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,672
Mom wanted me to help you
with your social life
356
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,384
now you're back at school.
357
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,258
And we both agreed
that the best way to do that
358
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,892
was to give you an online presence
like everyone else.
359
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:18,259
That way, you don't seem
like you're in witness protection.
360
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,307
I've always wanted my own account.
361
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,480
Uh, maybe @therealhotdude?
362
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,597
Oh, that could be problematic.
363
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:27,267
- Delete the account.
- But...
364
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:31,776
Embry, please. I have enough on my plate
without adding social media.
365
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,030
Okay, fine.
366
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,282
But if Mom asks,
I'm being super-supportive.
367
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,284
I'm getting those sunglasses.
368
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:44,785
He'll thank me later.
369
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,607
- Dad?
- Oh. Hey, Noah.
370
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:12,691
- Just tidying up.
- Liar.
371
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,436
Uh, do you have a second?
372
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:18,278
Of course. I mean, uh, yeah, I guess
I could, you know, take a quick break.
373
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:19,775
What's up?
374
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,997
Uh, I have an oral presentation tomorrow,
and I've decided not to do it.
375
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:25,248
Can you email Miss Fleckburg
and tell her? Thanks. Bye.
376
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,330
Hold up.
377
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,627
- Sit.
- [whimpers]
378
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,419
Noah, sit.
379
00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:34,087
Oops, sorry. Habit.
380
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,256
I wish you told me sooner.
381
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:44,310
Not too long ago, we worked
on every school assignment together.
382
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,191
Why don't you want my help anymore?
383
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,148
It's not that I don't want your help.
384
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:53,984
I thought if you guys knew how stressed
about this presentation I was...
385
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:57,073
you'd worry I couldn't handle
being back at school.
386
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:01,408
Look, bud... I get why you're scared,
387
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:05,001
but as your former teacher,
I also know what a good student you are
388
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:08,078
and that this isn't
your first oral presentation.
389
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:09,832
Remember Mount Rushmore?
390
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,748
I remember having
a blistering rash across my face
391
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:16,417
- 'cause we realized I'm allergic to glue.
- [chuckles]
392
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:20,256
Well, I remember you had the whole family
hanging on your every word.
393
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,854
Even Embry stopped talking, briefly.
394
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:29,190
I'm not doing this presentation
dressed as a mountain.
395
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:32,359
I just think that you're gonna regret it
if you skip this assignment.
396
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,940
And I know you're clever enough
to find away to make it work.
397
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,574
And I'm here to support you.
398
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,528
I wish I'd known my dad.
399
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:44,577
[whines]
400
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:47,616
Whoa.
401
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,004
Wow, he really does sense
when you need him.
402
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:51,384
Yeah.
403
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:03,388
And that is why Turbo
is no longer allowed in Canada.
404
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,063
♪ Beh-beh-beh-beh ♪
405
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,400
Thank you, Simon, for that...
406
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,942
interesting presentation
about your alter-ego Turbo.
407
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:20,275
Funny enough,
I am also no longer allowed in Canada.
408
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:22,321
Who's next?
409
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,368
Noah, you ready?
410
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:38,629
I'm ready.
411
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,855
- [whispers] What is he doing?
- [whispers] No idea.
412
00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,443
- Should I go pull the fire alarm?
- That's illegal.
413
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,158
If he doesn't stand soon, do it.
414
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:21,756
My...
415
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,634
name is Noah Ferris...
416
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,058
and I have social anxiety disorder.
417
00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:32,678
But most of you already know that.
418
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:37,018
If you didn't, me hiding behind
my emotional-support dog right now
419
00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:38,435
probably sealed the deal.
420
00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:44,533
Whoa, my hands are so big.
421
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:46,492
My...
422
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,870
mom is a lawyer.
423
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:50,580
My dad is an artist.
424
00:22:52,537 --> 00:22:56,877
But he was also my teacher
before I came back to school.
425
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:03,672
He's always had my back,
and he sacrificed a lot for me...
426
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,086
which I'll never forget.
427
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:10,219
It was my parents who got me Dude.
428
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:11,925
Now we're getting to the good part.
429
00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:13,885
And I'm really glad they did.
430
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,398
You killed it, Noah.
431
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:20,981
We killed it.
432
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,396
I accept thanks and chin scratches.
433
00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:25,569
Yours was awesome, too, Amara.
434
00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:28,074
I felt like I was losing people
around my toddler years,
435
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,736
but I won them back
when I handed out my mom's gimbap.
436
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:35,622
Um, hello. Isn't anyone
gonna tell me how great I was?
437
00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:38,131
- So good.
- I can't.
438
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,090
Noah, glad I caught you.
439
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:45,550
Look, I feel absolutely awful about this,
440
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:48,592
but for health-code reasons, Dude-y--
441
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:49,677
[both] Dude.
442
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:50,721
Anywho...
443
00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:53,854
[clears throat] Unfortunately, Dude...
444
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:57,022
has been banned from the cafeteria
until further notice.
445
00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,023
[both] What?
446
00:24:01,189 --> 00:24:04,149
[Tom Rosenthal]
♪ One, two, three, and all is all right ♪
447
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:06,904
♪ And I hope and I hope and I hope ♪
448
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,357
♪ That it's light ♪
449
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,527
♪ One, two, three, and all is all right ♪
450
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,286
♪ And I hope and I hope and I hope ♪
451
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:15,789
♪ That it's light ♪
452
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,921
♪ One, two, three, and all is all right ♪
453
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:21,629
♪ And I hope and I hope and I hope ♪
454
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,170
♪ That it's light ♪
455
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:26,383
♪ One, two, three, and all is all right ♪
456
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,215
♪ And I hope and I hope and I hope ♪
457
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:32,297
♪ Big dreams ♪
458
00:24:32,387 --> 00:24:34,717
♪ We're running out of steam ♪
459
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:38,306
♪ Say bye or say hello ♪
460
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:39,733
♪ To bright lights ♪
461
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,941
♪ We're running in the night ♪
462
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:47,652
♪ We're runnin' ♪
463
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:51,236
♪ One, two, three, and all is all right ♪
464
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,953
♪ And I hope and I hope and I hope ♪
465
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:55,494
♪ That it's light ♪