What's up, every one? It's your girl, Keke Palmer
and this is Singled Out.
The show where one dater blindly speed dates 30 eligible singles
through three elimination rounds
until one lucky person is singled out.
And the gag is, they're all connected on social media.
Let's meet our dater,
Tracy, a sensuous, aspiring comedian from Brooklyn.
Waddup, Tracy? - TRACY: Hey, Keke!
I like guys, I like girls,
I have done everything to find love.
I've done sex seminars, singles cruises--
- You've done everything. - I wanna start dating.
- KEKE: OK, Tracy, well, let's find you a single tonight.
My man, Joel's, out there in the dating pool.
He's been...
- JOEL: All right, Keke!
One of these people has brought her a drink at a comedy show.
Get back! Get back!
- KEKE: All right now, round one is Dealbreaker
to start eliminating and find the person you want to single out.
- Singles, if your answers don't match Tracy's
you're headed to the Friendzone.
Scary!
- All right, Tracy, these are your categories.
- I think that we gotta, "Lets Get It On." You know what I mean?
- Let's Get It On! Get ready to get it on!
OK, OK wait. I'm not trying to get all in your business,
but do you like getting it on in public or in private?
- Personally, I've had sex on the D-train platform.
- We don't judge you, Tracy. Go on!
- If you like to do it in private, get off the stage!
- Get out of here! - Bye! Bye!
- Tracy, you ready for our next category? - I wanna go with Hit Me Back.
- Hit Me Back, OK, Hit Me Back! - Yeah.
- Do you want someone that texts you back right away
or somebody that's gonna hit you up later in the day?
- No, text me right away, like... - KEKE: Yes!
- ...if you're gonna later in the day, get off the stage!
- Lazy with the texts, lazy with the sex.
- Goodbye! - KEKE: All right, Tracy,
we are down to three people, who have been in your life
this entire time.
In round two, we ask our three singles to slide into your DM
using a photo from their social media, and their best pick up line.
The persons whose pick up line doesn't work for you, will be eliminated.
- We used state-of-the-art technology to scribble out their faces
and keep Tracy guessing. Single number one, what's your DM?
- I'm a burlesque dancer, so spread me on some toast and call me Lady Marmalade.
- I'm ver-- I'm hungry, I would like toast, I guess.
- Single number two, what's your DM?
- Hey, Tracy, I want to cuddle you like a cute wombat.
- I didn't know we had animals named wombat!
- I'm feeling like, this is a man who knows how to handle an animal
and I am sometimes an animal, so...
- KEKE: Single number three? - TRACY: Damn!
- Hey, Tracy, girl, I'd love to show you my wetlands.
- MALE CONTESTANT: Good...
- Now, based on these DMs, who do you want to eliminate?
- Is it going to be my friend, Marmalade?
Wombat?
or Rainforest?
- TRACY: My mind is racing. I'm a little scared.
But... I don't like to be offered, I like to chase it a little bit.
So, I'm sorry but it's gonna have to be Rainforest that leaves that's...
- Tracy, let's see who you left on read.
- She met you through the comedy scene and she loves your selfies, it's Janae!
- Now, Janae, are you a comedian as well? - I am a comedian as well.
We've had a comedy show. We was on a comedy show together.
- I'm so sorry. - It's all right, joke's on you, honey.
- Thank you so much, Janae. - Thank you.
- Now, Tracy, we've got two chances behind you.
Two great singles behind you.
And you'll have to decide who to single out.
This is your last chance to impress my girl, Tracy.
In round three, let's Get Physical
we'll see how far you're willing to go to get singled out.
Come on, meet me over here.
Now, singles, Tracy has a Mary Poppins bag of sex toys.
To prove you know how to use them, race these vibrators...
across the finishing line.
All right, pick your vibrator.
Get it turned on...
and go!
- OK, come on. Here we go! Here we go!
- Neck and neck... All right.
- It's dick and neck, it's dick and neck, I don't know who's gonna win.
- KEKE: That was very, very close!
But I'm really gonna have to give it to you, Marmalade.
- Yeah!
- Now, this whole time, these singles gave you a chance to know their vibe.
But only one of these people can be singled out, so what's it gonna be?
- Man, I mean...
I feel like you can take this challenge in one of two ways, like...
Who's gonna be faster to get off?
Or who's gonna get me off faster?
But I think that...
based off of the DM, I can trust that Marmalade
will make sure that I had a good time, so...
I'm sorry but Wombat's gotta go!
- Now before you meet your new boo, lets see who you sent to the Friendzone.
- You nicknamed him "Sugar Dick" because you though he was so fine...
it's Davidson, get over here, boy.
- Oh, no! I did nickname you that!
- And why did you give him that name?
- I... It was...
- I bet it means that my dick is sweet like sugar.
- Well, you know what, Davidson, there is always more love out there.
But we thank you for coming out and hanging out with us.
- Thank you. - All right, baby.
Marmalade, I can't say that I'm surprised but, baby girl,
you've been singled out.
- You two have had a flirtationship for the last year.
- KEKE: Spin that chair.
Now OK, so wait, y'all know each other from not the comedy scene.
But you said you're a burlesque dancer. - Burlesque dancer.
- KEKE: So, how did y'all meet?
- I met her after a burlesque show. - Yeah, showed her my ass and you know...
- Well, I mean, it looks like Tracy found her person.
It just goes to show you your next bae could be a scroll away.
It's Singled Out, baby, we'll see you next time.