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{\an8}‪美日貿易摩擦的負面影響擴及全美

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{\an8}‪各地都有民眾以鐵鎚砸毀日本車

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‪對日本的憎惡正與日俱增

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‪原來日本人這麼惹人厭啊

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‪去那裡拍片不要緊嗎？

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‪大叔

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‪我用便宜價錢僱了個
‪叫吉米的夏威夷協調人

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‪據說他還會去幫忙交涉
‪請這名A片女演員演出

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‪-真的嗎？
‪-真的

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‪敏先生，真有你的

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‪-看來會成功呢
‪-就是啊

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‪不，說這話還早

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‪既然有她參加演出
‪就得拍出主流的大片才行

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‪可是錢怎麼辦？

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‪這個嘛…

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‪你居然把錢都準備好了？

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‪就別問我錢是從哪裡來的了

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‪川田先生，謝謝你

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‪這是我最後一次容忍你的任性

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‪你們幾個聽著，這可不是出去玩

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‪是

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‪是，我瞭解

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‪-你真的瞭解嗎？
‪-真的

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‪不用擔心，我們都有心要拍出好作品

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‪大叔，要是拍出個爛片，我可不饒你

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‪你放心吧

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‪村西先生，萬事拜託了

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‪好的

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‪我們這就去了，走吧

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‪-好的
‪-好的

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‪各位，拜託你們
‪要來支反敗為勝的全壘打啊

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‪-好的
‪-好的

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‪好，你們去吧

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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪你好，歡迎

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‪好誇張

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‪妳好

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‪好可愛，不愧是夏威夷

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‪順子小姐，別太興奮了

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‪我們不是來觀光的，你們注意點

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‪-好啦
‪-好的

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‪你們好

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‪請問是藍寶石影業嗎？

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‪-你是吉米？
‪-我就是吉米，各位好

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‪大家好

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‪你們好

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‪-你好
‪-你好

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‪讚啦

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‪那麼行李你們隨便放車上就好

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‪車子在這邊，這邊請

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‪不好意思，這很重，能幫我搬嗎？

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‪你好瘦啊，最好練練肌肉

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‪-好痛
‪-加油！

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‪動作快

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‪-我是導演村西
‪-村西先生你好

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‪艾莉森曼蒂會來吧？

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‪她已經先到了，現在在飯店休息

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‪不過你罩得住嗎？
‪大牌女星可是不好伺候的唷

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‪我很期待

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‪吉米，真虧你連這樣的歌都知道

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‪我看他根本是日本人吧

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‪好的，到了

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‪不會吧，我們要住這個地方嗎？
‪好豪華呀

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‪很豪華吧？
‪石原軍團的別墅也在附近哦

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‪我等一下想去看

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‪吉米你日文說得這麼溜
‪你到底是哪裡人啊？

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‪足立區

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‪你果然是日本人
‪夏威夷你真的熟嗎？

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‪那還用說

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‪雖然我沒綠卡
‪但幾乎都待在夏威夷，沒問題的

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‪真的嗎？

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‪-三田村你太愛擔心了啦
‪-受不了你

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‪演員都找齊了吧？

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‪那是當然

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‪我幫你找了一票
‪漂亮女演員和帥氣男演員呢

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‪克莉絲汀娜

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‪各位，請注意聽我這邊

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‪這位就是我們的導演

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‪村西先生，請

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‪我是導演村西

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‪這部作品是描述情報單位的女探員
‪靠性愛大戰邪惡組織的超級大片

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‪基本上這就是一部
‪《霹靂嬌娃》式的影片

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‪但靠的是性愛

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‪日本間諜色情片嗎？這個我愛

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‪所以我是間諜？

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‪超酷的

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‪那個女的瞳孔都渙散了

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‪所以你這裡也很有勁囉？

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‪克莉絲汀娜
‪開拍前麻煩妳克制一下行不行？

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‪小子

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‪動作戲就交給我

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‪動作戲交給他就對了

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‪瞧瞧這兩個

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‪演員素質會不會有點低，沒問題嗎？

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‪沒問題，他們演技很棒的

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‪說不定是艾莉森

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‪我去開門

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‪村西先生

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‪這是幹嘛？

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‪放心啦

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‪根本黑澤明

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‪麻煩你就穿這樣

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‪嗨，你好

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‪妳好

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‪這和以前的模樣也差太多了吧？

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‪妳怎麼會變成這樣？艾莉森

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‪艾莉森？

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‪我是安琪拉

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‪安琪拉？

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‪我是艾莉森的經紀人

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‪她是經紀人

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‪原來如此，嚇我一跳

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‪她在哪兒？艾莉森呢？

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‪開門了！

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‪大家好，我是艾莉森

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‪他們肯定樂歪了

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‪我想也是

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‪我也會想辦法去籌錢的

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‪你就不要在那裡生悶氣了，開心點嘛

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‪說得也是

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‪話說那些錢你是怎麼籌到的？

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‪是跟善心人士暫借的

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‪非常好喝

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‪妳很有教養

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‪因為妳喝得出好壞

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‪話說…

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‪妳母親狀況怎樣？

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‪狀況穩定

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‪給您添麻煩了

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‪不會，這是我們規範委員會該做的

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‪這樣啊

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‪話說回來，妳打算繼續演戲嗎？

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‪這個嘛…

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‪你猜是怎麼說動這名A片女演員的？

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‪靠吹噓的吧？

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‪我們說這是日本首席電影導演的
‪第一部好萊塢作品

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‪會不會太誇張了點？

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‪拍攝現場可有得瞧了

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‪她剛好這段時間有空
‪其實這個價碼通常請不起她的

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‪她說還好雙方的時間剛好對得上

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‪我也這麼認為

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‪這次的高潮戲是高空性愛
‪其他的場景也請好好發揮演技

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‪高空性愛是這部片的高潮
‪但所有鏡頭都要發揮出色的演技

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‪當然

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‪我打算震撼全世界的色情產業

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‪所以不能有絲毫妥協

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‪他想震撼全球色情產業
‪所以不能妥協

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‪我也沒打算妥協

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‪她說她也沒打算妥協

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‪這部片有日本男演員演出嗎？

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‪會有日本男演員演出嗎？

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‪沒有

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‪沒有

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‪很好

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‪聽說日本男那裡都很小

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‪她們在笑什麼？

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‪沒什麼

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‪艾莉森

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‪在妳脫下身上的衣服之前
‪首先要脫下內心的衣服

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‪他希望妳的心也要袒裎相見

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‪抱歉

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‪我又不是你女友
‪你的要求是不可能的

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‪她說什麼？

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‪看來她是拒絕了

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‪好，說正經的

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‪把我拍性感一點就是了，沒問題吧？

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‪她要你把她拍得很性感

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‪那是當然的

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‪不過我話說在前頭

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‪我不拍局部特寫
‪也不拍誇張的性愛場面

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‪色情的靈魂就在羞怯

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‪謝謝

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‪謝謝

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‪去了夏威夷？

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‪對

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‪找了有名的A片女演員
‪要拍得像好萊塢電影一樣

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‪好萊塢版的A片會是什麼樣子？

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‪完全想像不出來會是怎樣一部作品

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‪就是啊，大叔在想什麼
‪沒有人猜得到

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‪你說有事找我，是什麼事？

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‪希望能用古谷先生你的力量
‪讓那幫傢伙閉上嘴

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‪阿敏，拜託黑道這種事
‪你明白這代表什麼意思吧？

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‪我明白

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‪可是只要有他們在
‪我們就沒辦法安心做生意

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‪他們把我們當成眼中釘

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‪有一個方法可以讓你們打贏池澤

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‪-真的嗎？
‪-對

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‪雖然有風險

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‪但要不要賭一把呢？阿敏

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‪聽好了，接下來要拍
‪片名會跳出來的那場戲

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‪現在要拍秀出片名的場景

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‪你們從那邊走過來

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‪你們走進來

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‪攝影機從背後跟拍

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‪攝影機從後面跟拍

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‪走到這裡停下來

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‪停在這裡

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‪停下來後數到三

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‪數到三

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‪數到三後，轉過來面對鏡頭

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‪接著轉過來面對鏡頭

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‪然後脫衣服，知道了嗎？

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‪然後脫衣服，懂嗎？

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‪不會吧，你當真？

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‪我不可能在大街正中央裸體

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‪你們是在耍我嗎？這樣一點都不性感

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‪你幫我問他，說好的羞怯在哪？

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00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,170
‪你跟我說這叫羞怯？

209
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:53,171
‪她說她不能在這地方赤身裸體
‪而且一點都不性感

210
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:54,540
‪說好的羞怯呢？

211
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:55,955
‪這是一種對比

212
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,285
‪這是對比

213
00:14:57,833 --> 00:15:00,753
‪對比？
‪所以我們就要在大街中央裸體？

214
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:05,173
‪可以這樣嗎？
‪你在美國可不能在街上裸體！

215
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000
‪等等…冷靜…

216
00:15:11,875 --> 00:15:13,245
‪吉米，你控制一下場面！

217
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:16,328
‪是演員就好好演戲啊

218
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,210
‪不可以吵架…

219
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:31,705
‪警官，你們好啊

220
00:15:32,791 --> 00:15:34,711
‪愛情動作片？

221
00:15:35,541 --> 00:15:38,961
‪這是一部跨越國界的愛情片

222
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,670
‪我瞭…

223
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:43,708
‪那個女的不會是…

224
00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:47,751
‪你們是在拍A片對不對？

225
00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:49,958
‪A片？對

226
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,380
‪你不要說話

227
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:55,078
‪-你剛承認是在拍A片
‪-不…他不是說A片

228
00:15:55,166 --> 00:15:58,036
‪他是日本人，他不會說英文

229
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,415
‪他是要說“警官”啦

230
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,460
‪警官

231
00:16:03,708 --> 00:16:06,708
‪上個禮拜我們逮捕了這裡的日本黑道

232
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:08,955
‪這些人可囂張了
‪一副這座城是他們家似的

233
00:16:09,416 --> 00:16:12,166
‪他們個個面無表情
‪就像這傢伙現在擺的這個臉

234
00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:14,713
‪他們說他們沒有碰毒品生意

235
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,288
‪但你知道嗎？
‪我們在他們內褲裡找到毒品

236
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,625
‪居然藏在他媽的內褲裡

237
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:27,208
‪所以你可以瞭解
‪現在我們完全不相信日本人

238
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,075
‪-他們不是黑道
‪-最好是

239
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,996
‪等我們搜完他的內褲就知道了

240
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,285
‪-別這樣
‪-少來

241
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,205
‪-別那麼認真嘛
‪-我們要搜他的內褲

242
00:16:35,291 --> 00:16:37,211
‪-你的也不能倖免
‪-我也要？

243
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:38,713
‪放他們走

244
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:39,923
‪等等，你說什麼？

245
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,253
‪他們打算在這裡拍A片耶

246
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,041
‪好吧

247
00:16:53,750 --> 00:16:57,420
‪各位，不好意思打擾你們了

248
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:58,540
‪祝你們有個愉快的一天

249
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:00,538
‪怎麼了？

250
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:01,960
‪他說我們可以走了

251
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:04,666
‪（日本護照）

252
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,538
‪死日本鬼子

253
00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:21,081
‪不管在哪個國家
‪警察的態度都很囂張

254
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,790
‪最好不要在這裡拍戲

255
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:29,825
‪好吧，我在車上把劇本改一改

256
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,495
‪收工

257
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,245
‪好，正式來

258
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:41,333
‪導演

259
00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:44,381
‪-艾莉森呢？
‪-她還在和經紀人講話

260
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:46,418
‪她在抱怨拍得一點都不性感什麼的

261
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,630
‪別管這些了，帶她過來

262
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,963
‪導演，請你也聽聽女演員的意見

263
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:55,245
‪外國女性和日本女性不同
‪都會明確表達自己的意見

264
00:17:56,250 --> 00:18:00,080
‪你應該像和黑木妹妹拍片時一樣
‪認真回應她

265
00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:08,831
‪要是靠這什麼爛片，我就休想復出了

266
00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:11,956
‪艾莉森，妳就忍忍吧

267
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:14,251
‪妳沒有其他工作了

268
00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,378
‪我真的拿得到片酬嗎？

269
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,995
‪當然會

270
00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:24,375
‪妳的付出都是為了妳女兒，記得嗎？

271
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:27,626
‪妳要不斷提醒自己，都是為了妳女兒

272
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:28,538
‪艾莉森

273
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:29,745
‪妳們好

274
00:18:32,375 --> 00:18:33,245
‪我啊

275
00:18:34,166 --> 00:18:35,246
‪很尊敬妳

276
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,578
‪他說他很尊敬妳

277
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,708
‪-最好是啦
‪-她說她不相信

278
00:18:42,041 --> 00:18:46,331
‪不，我覺得妳所取悅的男人
‪人數遠勝於好萊塢女星

279
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,960
‪他說妳取悅的男人
‪人數比好萊塢女星還多

280
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,330
‪我希望能和這樣的妳一起震撼這世界

281
00:18:56,416 --> 00:18:59,166
‪他希望能和妳一起震撼世界

282
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,830
‪聽好了，我是專業的演員

283
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,883
‪所以我會遵從你的指示，這樣行嗎？

284
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,133
‪她說她是專業演員，會遵循導演指示

285
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:14,673
‪好

286
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:16,423
‪別讓我失望

287
00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:18,293
‪別讓她失望了

288
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,291
‪那是當然

289
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,420
‪他說他不會的

290
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:29,825
‪來，開拍吧

291
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:34,583
‪預備

292
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,880
‪開始

293
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,130
‪我要割下妳的耳朵和鼻子

294
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:56,830
‪住手

295
00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:02,376
‪臭婆娘，妳們想幹嘛？

296
00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:05,003
‪竟敢說我是臭婆娘？

297
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,168
‪看我這臭婆娘的厲害

298
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,463
‪卡，可以了！

299
00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:21,251
‪艾莉森

300
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:23,495
‪非常完美！

301
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:30,788
‪辛苦您了

302
00:20:30,916 --> 00:20:32,536
‪-給客人看看那個
‪-是

303
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,418
‪-這個
‪-這是池澤他們出的嗎？

304
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,923
‪難道說那傢伙…

305
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,040
‪合法的賣得越好，非法的也會跟著賣

306
00:21:01,541 --> 00:21:05,211
‪而且收益比合法的高太多了

307
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:08,958
‪這是幹什麼？

308
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:35,963
‪搞什麼？

309
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:46,333
‪我還想睡耶，煩死了

310
00:21:49,416 --> 00:21:52,456
‪我們還沒落魄到要被你們看不起

311
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,133
‪這是警方查緝

312
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:00,878
‪警方查緝

313
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,633
‪別縮著頭啊，一群垃圾

314
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,128
‪你們生意做挺大的嘛

315
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:11,923
‪藤原

316
00:22:12,875 --> 00:22:13,705
‪是

317
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,003
‪等客人離開再教訓他們

318
00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,380
‪對不起

319
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,043
‪這邊坐

320
00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:26,575
‪這是警方搜查！

321
00:22:26,958 --> 00:22:27,918
‪住口！

322
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:30,998
‪叫你住口，沒聽到嗎！

323
00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:34,291
‪在這裡工作的全部是外國人

324
00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:37,083
‪為什麼？

325
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:44,576
‪因為就算逮捕了這些人
‪也只是花錢遣返，對方又不痛不癢

326
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:56,745
‪阿敏啊

327
00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:02,378
‪你想要爬得比池澤更高嗎？

328
00:23:05,291 --> 00:23:06,131
‪想

329
00:23:07,791 --> 00:23:10,251
‪要查也去查比我們大的地方啊

330
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:14,080
‪你知道什麼是標本嗎？

331
00:23:14,625 --> 00:23:15,625
‪標本？

332
00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:19,501
‪我有在製作蝴蝶標本

333
00:23:19,583 --> 00:23:21,043
‪你在扯什麼啊？

334
00:23:21,125 --> 00:23:22,625
‪一旦看得多了

335
00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:27,210
‪光是看蛹
‪就知道這蝴蝶以後會長多大

336
00:23:28,375 --> 00:23:29,205
‪所以說

337
00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:34,581
‪要等到蝴蝶長到最大的時候

338
00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:37,415
‪時候到了就做成標本

339
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:41,040
‪幹嘛從剛才
‪就盡講些莫名其妙的東西？

340
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:46,330
‪對方不夠大，我的功勞就跟著小了啊

341
00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:53,165
‪而你們已經不會再長得更大了
‪所以就到此為止

342
00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:55,631
‪辛苦了

343
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:15,503
‪如果還有翅膀，就試著逃吧

344
00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:19,378
‪飛上天

345
00:24:23,416 --> 00:24:25,826
‪真的要飛上天嗎？

346
00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:28,625
‪那當然，這架飛機要飛過珍珠港上空

347
00:24:29,583 --> 00:24:32,293
‪他說要用這架飛機在珍珠港上空拍片

348
00:24:32,875 --> 00:24:37,285
‪等等，我以為是要在
‪停在地面的飛機裡拍攝

349
00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:39,325
‪她以為是要在地面拍攝

350
00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:42,076
‪那太沒震撼力了
‪我要拍的是世界首創的影片

351
00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:47,463
‪那樣不夠強烈
‪他要拍的是前無古人的影片

352
00:24:47,541 --> 00:24:49,581
‪你是不是瘋了？

353
00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:51,166
‪還是阻止他吧

354
00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:53,830
‪導演說要拍，我們就拍
‪那就是我們的工作

355
00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:57,670
‪-艾莉森，我猜妳應該不想拍吧？
‪-沒問題

356
00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:58,580
‪就拍啊

357
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:02,415
‪我來這裡就是要拍戲的，我沒問題

358
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,750
‪她說她願意拍

359
00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:05,576
‪艾莉森，我就知道妳會這麼說

360
00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:07,076
‪他很高興妳有這個意願

361
00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:08,038
‪聽著

362
00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:11,878
‪這場戲妳要以色誘取得機密情報
‪然後殺了對方，是本片最大的高潮

363
00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:15,628
‪妳要色誘敵方，竊取機密

364
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:18,631
‪這是本片最大的高潮

365
00:25:19,416 --> 00:25:21,166
‪好，拍吧

366
00:25:22,916 --> 00:25:25,206
‪-好，準備拍最後一場戲
‪-是

367
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,038
‪來拍一場前所未有的空中性愛

368
00:25:28,125 --> 00:25:28,995
‪-是
‪-是

369
00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:36,963
‪村西導演現在一定正在拍激情戲吧

370
00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:42,921
‪這都要感謝妳
‪妳真的不拿演出酬勞嗎？

371
00:25:43,791 --> 00:25:44,711
‪那是當然

372
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:48,455
‪既然片子沒發行，我怎麼能拿酬勞？

373
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,750
‪而且我也開始做模特兒方面的工作了

374
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:59,040
‪義大利的留學費用應該是不用愁了

375
00:26:00,791 --> 00:26:03,041
‪妳不會也去拍了別家的A片吧？

376
00:26:07,208 --> 00:26:09,918
‪算了，這也是妳的決定

377
00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:12,253
‪我們也沒資格說什麼

378
00:26:16,916 --> 00:26:20,536
‪希望你們能拍成功

379
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:44,786
‪非常好

380
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,075
‪寶貝，不要

381
00:26:46,166 --> 00:26:48,496
‪你是跟我睡過的男人中最厲害的一個

382
00:26:49,291 --> 00:26:51,291
‪多麼美麗，很性感

383
00:26:51,375 --> 00:26:53,325
‪-你是第一名
‪-好啊

384
00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:56,918
‪你是第一名

385
00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:03,076
‪真是太耀眼了，太棒了，太精彩了

386
00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:06,383
‪-太完美了，不可思議
‪-不要停，就是這樣

387
00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:13,583
‪不要停…

388
00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:15,708
‪-繼續
‪-碟片，拿出磁碟片

389
00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:16,875
‪還不可以

390
00:27:17,583 --> 00:27:18,463
‪不許你停

391
00:27:18,958 --> 00:27:20,378
{\an8}‪（機蜜）

392
00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:21,916
‪槍，拿槍

393
00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:23,583
‪就是這樣

394
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,710
‪很好，接著開槍

395
00:27:26,916 --> 00:27:27,916
‪驚喜上場！

396
00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:30,171
‪好，開槍！

397
00:27:34,208 --> 00:27:35,288
‪卡！

398
00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:38,418
‪好，太美了！

399
00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:41,883
‪-很好
‪-結束了

400
00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:47,671
‪導演？等等

401
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:51,080
‪-不要啊
‪-導演，你要幹什麼？

402
00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:55,208
‪我做到了！

403
00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:22,708
‪-乾杯！
‪-乾杯！

404
00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:26,746
‪正哦

405
00:28:39,125 --> 00:28:39,955
‪順子小姐

406
00:28:40,708 --> 00:28:42,828
‪順子小姐，乾杯！

407
00:28:43,291 --> 00:28:46,131
‪-乾杯！
‪-乾杯！

408
00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:48,208
‪-成功拍了一部好作品呢
‪-對啊

409
00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:51,003
‪說不定會成為一支反敗為勝全壘打哦

410
00:28:51,833 --> 00:28:54,633
‪吉米你真是幫了好大的忙，謝謝你

411
00:28:55,125 --> 00:28:58,455
‪我只是做好我份內的工作而已

412
00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:00,921
‪有你真好，謝謝你

413
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:04,328
‪這是說好的片酬

414
00:29:05,083 --> 00:29:06,173
‪很好

415
00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:10,463
‪完事了

416
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,205
‪很好，終於可以和那傢伙

417
00:29:14,291 --> 00:29:16,331
‪-說說真心話了
‪-儘管說吧

418
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,540
‪-乾杯
‪-乾杯

419
00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,333
‪-喂？
‪-導演嗎？

420
00:29:21,416 --> 00:29:22,246
‪黑木，怎麼了？

421
00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:24,881
‪不好意思，突然打電話給你

422
00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:27,496
‪電話號碼我是從川田先生那問來的

423
00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:30,833
‪拍片順利嗎？

424
00:29:30,916 --> 00:29:32,376
‪非常成功

425
00:29:32,666 --> 00:29:34,876
‪一定要拿給妳看看
‪我對這支片子很有信心

426
00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:36,958
‪我非常期待

427
00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:42,880
‪其實是這樣的，我有件事想告訴你

428
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:44,830
‪什麼事？

429
00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:47,288
‪我前幾天見了一個人…

430
00:29:47,375 --> 00:29:49,415
‪老闆，艾莉森要回去了

431
00:29:49,750 --> 00:29:50,630
‪這樣啊

432
00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:52,213
‪我馬上回撥給妳

433
00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:53,580
‪再見

434
00:30:00,875 --> 00:30:03,995
‪抱歉打擾你講電話
‪我只是來跟你道個別

435
00:30:04,333 --> 00:30:06,633
‪她說抱歉打擾你講電話
‪但她想跟你說再見

436
00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:09,878
‪沒關係，這麼快就回去了啊？
‪可以再多待一會啊

437
00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,381
‪妳應該留下來多玩一會兒

438
00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:14,001
‪不了，謝謝

439
00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:16,673
‪我只是想跟你說
‪這次拍片我學到了很多

440
00:30:17,125 --> 00:30:19,625
‪她說她在這次拍攝過程中學到了很多

441
00:30:19,708 --> 00:30:22,458
‪是嗎？那真是太好了
‪譬如學到了什麼？

442
00:30:22,708 --> 00:30:24,378
‪妳學到了什麼呢？

443
00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:29,628
‪首先，日本的色情產業還很落後

444
00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:33,325
‪她說日本怎樣？

445
00:30:35,541 --> 00:30:38,541
‪我是專業演員
‪所以我還是把這部片演完了

446
00:30:38,625 --> 00:30:42,125
‪但坦白說
‪這是我拍過史上最爛的片子

447
00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:45,921
‪她說什麼？

448
00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:50,125
‪你知道這整部片叫什麼嗎？自慰

449
00:30:50,458 --> 00:30:51,828
‪就是你只爽到你自己

450
00:30:52,666 --> 00:30:54,376
‪沒有人看了這部片會覺得爽

451
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,920
‪-自慰？
‪-是啊

452
00:31:02,291 --> 00:31:04,541
‪再見了，自慰導演

453
00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:11,290
‪艾莉森，等一下

454
00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:18,376
‪謝謝妳，艾莉森

455
00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:35,496
‪他們在裡面？

456
00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:36,920
‪-對
‪-那好

457
00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:39,575
‪-你答應過會立刻放了他們…
‪-好了

458
00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:43,213
‪你的工作結束了，瞭嗎？

459
00:31:43,791 --> 00:31:46,541
‪你已經拿到你要的綠卡了

460
00:31:47,291 --> 00:31:48,671
‪歡迎來到美國

461
00:31:49,416 --> 00:31:50,326
‪快滾

462
00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:05,673
‪（想要綠卡就乖乖合作）

463
00:32:50,916 --> 00:32:53,536
‪聯邦調查局！不准動！

464
00:33:02,375 --> 00:33:03,955
‪聯邦調查局！不准動！

465
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:05,746
‪不准動！

466
00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:09,133
‪-好痛…
‪-幹什麼？放開我！

467
00:33:14,583 --> 00:33:15,423
‪我們是警察！

468
00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:17,288
‪不准動，跪下！

469
00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:18,791
‪快跪下！

470
00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:55,205
‪（聯邦調查局在珍珠港事變紀念日
‪逮捕A片導演）

471
00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:10,630
‪村西先生！

472
00:34:10,916 --> 00:34:13,916
‪聽說你被判處370年徒刑

473
00:34:15,375 --> 00:34:16,665
‪370年？

474
00:34:17,666 --> 00:34:19,826
‪請你對此發表你的看法

475
00:34:21,875 --> 00:34:24,035
‪那我掛點四次都不夠啊

476
00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:33,745
‪（三個月後）

477
00:34:57,166 --> 00:35:03,126
‪（夏威夷社區矯正中心）

478
00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:28,170
‪字幕翻譯：馬慈光