1 00:00:11,166 --> 00:00:12,286 ‎鑽石? 2 00:00:13,791 --> 00:00:16,331 ‎你怎麼會不曉得鑽石影像? 3 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,131 ‎好危險,當心點啊 4 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:25,416 ‎幸好沒倒 5 00:00:34,708 --> 00:00:36,878 ‎-來,就這些了 ‎-好的 6 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:41,883 ‎司機先生,這裡就是鑽石影像 ‎你記好了 7 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:43,543 ‎謝啦 8 00:00:52,375 --> 00:00:55,245 ‎(鑽石影像) 9 00:01:07,291 --> 00:01:09,421 ‎社長,讓您久等了 10 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:11,420 ‎這是現在最受歡迎的麥當勞奶昔 11 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:12,710 ‎是優格口味 12 00:01:12,791 --> 00:01:16,251 ‎阿向,你只買了優格口味回來嗎? 13 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:18,213 ‎是的,這個口味最好喝 14 00:01:18,291 --> 00:01:20,421 ‎萬一有人不喜歡優格口味怎麼辦? 15 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:26,041 ‎要在這個世界生存下去 ‎必須懂得運用你的想像力來取悅別人 16 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:27,375 ‎-是 ‎-笨蛋 17 00:01:27,458 --> 00:01:30,788 ‎-但我希望大家都能瞭解這有多好喝 ‎-大場小姐 18 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:32,375 ‎準備好今天份的酬勞 19 00:01:32,958 --> 00:01:33,828 ‎好的 20 00:01:34,666 --> 00:01:36,206 ‎大場小姐,請喝 21 00:01:36,291 --> 00:01:38,541 ‎-放著就好,我等會喝 ‎-好 22 00:01:40,958 --> 00:01:42,418 ‎阿向,這個好喝 23 00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:44,213 ‎謝謝 24 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:49,955 ‎真是壯觀 25 00:01:50,916 --> 00:01:51,876 ‎不要碰 26 00:01:53,708 --> 00:01:56,578 ‎導演,女演員都來了 27 00:01:57,458 --> 00:02:00,708 ‎-啊,導演好 ‎-你好 28 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:02,421 ‎-各位請坐沙發 ‎-各位好 29 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,830 ‎大家請喝麥當勞奶昔 30 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:08,748 ‎請問一下,我以前沒看過你吧? 31 00:02:08,833 --> 00:02:10,713 ‎我是村西先生新聘的助理 32 00:02:10,791 --> 00:02:12,881 ‎我姓小向,叫我阿向就好 33 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:13,958 ‎-阿向 ‎-不好意思 34 00:02:14,041 --> 00:02:17,421 ‎有誰可以幫我拿一下嗎? 35 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:19,500 ‎不好意思,謝謝你 36 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:22,713 ‎各位的總酬勞是一億四千萬 37 00:02:23,541 --> 00:02:26,211 ‎請一定要在收據上蓋章 38 00:02:26,291 --> 00:02:27,921 ‎各位有帶印章來嗎? 39 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:29,630 ‎-有的 ‎-有的 40 00:02:29,708 --> 00:02:30,628 ‎那就麻煩各位了 41 00:02:30,708 --> 00:02:33,708 ‎-那就來發錢囉 ‎-發錢了 42 00:02:33,791 --> 00:02:35,331 ‎-這是奈緒子的 ‎-奈緒子 43 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:37,126 ‎-來,謝謝妳 ‎-謝謝 44 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,168 ‎來 45 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:40,750 ‎-這是羅馬的 ‎-來,謝謝妳 46 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:04,083 ‎這樣全部都發完了 47 00:03:04,166 --> 00:03:05,416 ‎-沒問題吧? ‎-沒有,謝謝 48 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:09,040 ‎-三田村 ‎-啊,二樓已經準備好了 49 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:10,035 ‎很好 50 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:15,705 ‎-好棒哦 ‎-怎麼這麼好? 51 00:03:15,791 --> 00:03:17,751 ‎-好可愛 ‎-快試試看 52 00:03:17,833 --> 00:03:19,383 ‎真羨慕 53 00:03:19,875 --> 00:03:22,455 ‎各位新人真是美極了 54 00:03:22,541 --> 00:03:24,541 ‎-你好 ‎-妳們好 55 00:03:25,958 --> 00:03:27,748 ‎那就從準備好的開始自我介紹 56 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:28,673 ‎-好的 ‎-好的 57 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,330 ‎-我是北村舞子,請多指教 ‎-妳好,請多指教 58 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:33,126 ‎-我是風間渚,請多指教 ‎-請多指教 59 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:35,878 ‎-我是早川沙樹,請多指教 ‎-請多指教 60 00:03:35,958 --> 00:03:38,578 ‎-我是秋山美加子,請多指教 ‎-請多指教 61 00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:41,826 ‎-我是咲良夢梨亞,請多指教 ‎-請多指教 62 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,630 ‎好了,可以了 63 00:04:03,041 --> 00:04:05,421 ‎我是千葉美雪 64 00:04:07,041 --> 00:04:09,251 ‎謝謝導演選上我 65 00:04:16,833 --> 00:04:18,753 ‎不要忘了這份羞澀 66 00:04:21,333 --> 00:04:22,173 ‎好的 67 00:04:25,958 --> 00:04:27,248 ‎-妳好 ‎-妳好 68 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:28,923 ‎妳們好 69 00:04:29,875 --> 00:04:32,245 ‎大家都好美啊 70 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:34,673 ‎-黑木小姐 ‎-是,有什麼事嗎? 71 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:39,751 ‎我是看了《我愛性虐待》才來這裡的 72 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:41,883 ‎-唉呀 ‎-能見到您真是太榮幸了 73 00:04:41,958 --> 00:04:44,038 ‎哪裡,那是我的榮幸 74 00:04:44,625 --> 00:04:45,995 ‎還請多指教 75 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:47,963 ‎請多指教 76 00:04:49,666 --> 00:04:52,706 ‎好的,讓我們用色情來改變世界吧 77 00:04:53,250 --> 00:04:56,880 ‎因此各位的打扮 ‎要有鑽石影像專屬女演員該有的樣子 78 00:04:56,958 --> 00:04:58,788 ‎把自己打造得越來越美麗 79 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:00,325 ‎花多少錢都沒關係 80 00:05:01,166 --> 00:05:02,626 ‎-謝謝 ‎-謝謝 81 00:05:03,375 --> 00:05:06,165 ‎村西社長為鑽石影像 82 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:08,420 ‎花了最多心力的是什麼? 83 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:12,455 ‎那絕對是我們的專屬女演員 84 00:05:13,083 --> 00:05:14,673 ‎這可是她們第一次亮相哦 85 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:18,830 ‎她們是透過嚴格選拔 ‎從一萬名應徵者中脫穎而出的 86 00:05:18,916 --> 00:05:20,916 ‎是全日本最幸運的一群女孩 87 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:23,880 ‎當這些幸運女神 88 00:05:24,916 --> 00:05:25,996 ‎大大張開 89 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:27,173 ‎誰能頂得住? 90 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:28,580 ‎-大大張開? ‎-大大張開? 91 00:05:28,666 --> 00:05:32,286 ‎美麗炫目的女演員 ‎新鮮有勁的工作人員 92 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,786 ‎因為堅硬的那裡 ‎和堅強的團結力而凝聚在一起 93 00:05:35,875 --> 00:05:38,455 ‎所以我認為這個名字很適合我們 94 00:05:39,041 --> 00:05:40,711 ‎鑽石影像 95 00:05:40,791 --> 00:05:44,331 ‎我們將生出一億克拉的燦爛光輝 96 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,963 ‎各位準備好了嗎?請對著鏡頭 97 00:05:47,041 --> 00:05:48,791 ‎當我說:“預備” 98 00:05:48,875 --> 00:05:50,625 ‎大家就一起喊:“開拍” 99 00:05:50,708 --> 00:05:52,328 ‎帶著你們最美的笑容 100 00:05:52,916 --> 00:05:53,956 ‎預備 101 00:05:54,541 --> 00:05:55,541 ‎-開拍! ‎-開拍! 102 00:06:02,208 --> 00:06:04,918 ‎NETFLIX 原創影集 103 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:58,793 ‎阿向,你怎麼會想到 ‎為村西先生做事? 104 00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:02,710 ‎我看了他的競選演說後下定決心 105 00:07:02,791 --> 00:07:05,791 ‎要在村西先生手下做事 106 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:07,875 ‎原來如此 107 00:07:09,666 --> 00:07:10,666 ‎唉唷 108 00:07:11,791 --> 00:07:15,331 ‎話說回來 ‎這到底花了你多少錢啊?村西先生 109 00:07:16,208 --> 00:07:18,668 ‎這只是表現我的誠意,不算什麼 110 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:23,880 ‎畢竟今後還要和東部衛星長遠合作 111 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:27,668 ‎不愧是村西先生 ‎相信對方一定會很開心 112 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,456 ‎說曹操,曹操就到 113 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:34,248 ‎喂?你好 114 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:37,915 ‎感謝你們平日的關照 ‎我們正在去貴公司的路上 115 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,830 ‎-真的很抱歉 ‎-什麼? 116 00:07:39,916 --> 00:07:43,496 ‎今天約好的時間 ‎海野先生臨時無法出席 117 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:44,423 ‎等等 118 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:48,380 ‎發生什麼事了? 119 00:07:59,666 --> 00:08:00,876 ‎太棒了! 120 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:04,923 ‎稍等一下 121 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,170 ‎海野先生 122 00:08:06,250 --> 00:08:09,290 ‎-村西先生,這樣我們很困擾 ‎-妳要不要來一盒啊? 123 00:08:09,375 --> 00:08:11,495 ‎-這可是剛摘的巨峰葡萄,請吃吃看 ‎-不用了 124 00:08:11,583 --> 00:08:13,213 ‎那邊兩位,稍等一下 125 00:08:13,291 --> 00:08:15,501 ‎請收下這個,辛苦你們了 ‎這是巨峰葡萄 126 00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:17,753 ‎非常好吃哦,是多汁的巨峰葡萄 127 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,710 ‎-他誰啊? ‎-很好奇嗎? 128 00:08:19,791 --> 00:08:21,001 ‎妳可以吃吃看沒關係 129 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:22,625 ‎海野先生 130 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:27,423 ‎海野先生,您的電話 131 00:08:31,458 --> 00:08:32,788 ‎喂?哪位? 132 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:36,165 ‎-非常美味多汁的葡萄哦 ‎-海野先生,抱歉打擾您… 133 00:08:36,791 --> 00:08:39,671 ‎-海野先生,您終於接電話了 ‎-村西先生 134 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:41,333 ‎你是誰啊? 135 00:08:41,833 --> 00:08:44,213 ‎我是今天約了跟您見面的村西透 136 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:47,541 ‎我現在人在東部衛星 ‎可惜社長您不在 137 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:50,825 ‎所以我正在和您的員工 ‎分享美味的巨峰葡萄呢 138 00:08:50,916 --> 00:08:52,126 ‎阿向,把這些發給大家 139 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:54,208 ‎各位… 140 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:57,711 ‎-請收下 ‎-你們知道你們老闆在做什麼嗎? 141 00:08:57,791 --> 00:09:01,631 ‎他正在把各位辛苦勞動 ‎賺來的公司資金 142 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,708 ‎花在他的個人興趣F1賽車上 143 00:09:04,791 --> 00:09:06,461 ‎把員工當白痴也不能這麼過分啊! 144 00:09:06,541 --> 00:09:07,831 ‎-是不是? ‎-村西先生 145 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:12,076 ‎-在社長回來前,請各位… ‎-對不起,我是本田 146 00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:13,326 ‎你到底想幹什麼? 147 00:09:13,416 --> 00:09:14,666 ‎真的很抱歉 148 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:17,920 ‎村西先生他堅持要和您談談 149 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,750 ‎就為了這個做這麼幼稚的事嗎?好啊 150 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:23,173 ‎下週我會和你們銀行總裁打高爾夫 151 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,420 ‎我會告訴他這件事的 152 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:27,920 ‎拜託請不要,我馬上解決這個問題 153 00:09:28,541 --> 00:09:30,131 ‎-好,就看你的了 ‎-是 154 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:35,170 ‎還有,謝謝你們送我最討厭的水果 155 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:43,036 ‎不用推,我自己會出去 156 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:44,625 ‎-村西先生 ‎-好啦好啦 157 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:46,538 ‎這樣很危險耶,不要再推了啦 158 00:09:47,625 --> 00:09:49,495 ‎-村西先生 ‎-這個也要退回去 159 00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:53,213 ‎你這種搞法是沒辦法弄到衛星頻道的 160 00:09:54,041 --> 00:09:55,961 ‎恕我無法再奉陪 161 00:09:57,375 --> 00:09:58,875 ‎本田先生,請等一下 162 00:10:00,916 --> 00:10:02,076 ‎他幹嘛這樣? 163 00:10:04,291 --> 00:10:05,631 ‎太烈了 164 00:10:06,333 --> 00:10:10,173 ‎-剛才那太烈了啦 ‎-都說是水了 165 00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,790 ‎-好痛 ‎-小心 166 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,285 ‎這樣很痛耶 167 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:17,673 ‎-妳不會自己閃嗎? ‎-不是啊,是你拉我過去的啊 168 00:10:18,291 --> 00:10:19,501 ‎-要吃嗎? ‎-我吃不下了 169 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:22,083 ‎-那就再見了,謝謝 ‎-再見 170 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:28,996 ‎真是的 171 00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:34,751 ‎要我在這種冷斃了的地方等多久啊? 172 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,210 ‎會死人的 173 00:10:38,541 --> 00:10:43,831 ‎我問妳,這個月的份什麼時候付? 174 00:10:43,916 --> 00:10:44,876 ‎說啊 175 00:10:52,958 --> 00:10:54,038 ‎對了 176 00:10:54,541 --> 00:10:58,461 ‎天氣太冷 ‎我的老客人木下和他老婆一起掛了 177 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:02,378 ‎我把妳的白包從這裡扣掉哦 178 00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:03,288 ‎拿去 179 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,955 ‎不要扯這種謊,觸霉頭 180 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:10,421 ‎我沒有說謊啊 181 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,883 ‎妳可別感冒了 182 00:11:12,958 --> 00:11:16,828 ‎喉嚨要記得保暖 ‎有沒有好好漱口啊? 183 00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:19,788 ‎要常漱口,勤洗手哦 184 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,125 ‎喂,老太婆 185 00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:24,208 ‎-妳不要勒索她 ‎-你這是幹什麼? 186 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:25,461 ‎阿敏 187 00:11:26,208 --> 00:11:28,248 ‎-先生,你身上有菸嗎? ‎-妳要幹嘛? 188 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:31,043 ‎-幹嘛啦?妳想幹嘛啦? ‎-在這裡嗎?找到了 189 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,205 ‎我拿一根 190 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:36,131 ‎拜啦 191 00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:40,213 ‎喂,給我等一下 192 00:11:40,291 --> 00:11:41,631 ‎阿敏! 193 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,043 ‎那個老太婆是怎樣? 194 00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:47,333 ‎妳說啊 195 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,998 ‎我每個月都要付錢給她 196 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,378 ‎她欠人很多錢 197 00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:56,958 ‎妳幹嘛要幫她還債? 198 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:05,326 ‎因為我就是那個垃圾生的 199 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,168 ‎等等 200 00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:18,133 ‎你要上來嗎? 201 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,250 ‎夢梨亞,很好… 202 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:01,543 ‎要拍囉,這樣很好,很好 203 00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:03,381 ‎啊,天啊 204 00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:04,498 ‎要試試這個嗎? 205 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,793 ‎-這件如何? ‎-等一下 206 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:07,501 ‎不覺得這件很適合嗎? 207 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:11,133 ‎還是紫色適合妳,不愧是羅馬小姐 208 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:16,791 ‎-哪一件才好呢? ‎-真的,好難選擇 209 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,790 ‎A片女演員竟然能拍大企業的廣告 ‎時代真是不一樣了 210 00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:25,375 ‎好不習慣哦 211 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:26,498 ‎就是啊 212 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:31,125 ‎橄欖球,小黑就穿這件拍照 213 00:13:31,208 --> 00:13:32,128 ‎好的 214 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:34,078 ‎妳又在吃了 215 00:13:34,916 --> 00:13:36,246 ‎因為真的很好吃啊 216 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,540 ‎-我不該吃嗎? ‎-不會啊 217 00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,665 ‎不會,儘管吃 218 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,250 ‎妳這麼瘦,想不到吃滿多的 219 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,753 ‎常常有人這麼說 220 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:48,376 ‎食慾和性慾是有密切關係的 221 00:13:48,458 --> 00:13:49,828 ‎能吃是件好事啊 222 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:52,535 ‎我都不曉得該怎麼回答了 223 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,956 ‎美雪果然適合穿白色 224 00:13:56,041 --> 00:13:57,291 ‎-真的嗎? ‎-嗯 225 00:13:57,916 --> 00:13:58,916 ‎可是… 226 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,750 ‎我也喜歡這種顏色 227 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:05,748 ‎妳現在穿的比較適合妳 228 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:10,330 ‎白色是純真的象徵,就像妳本人一樣 229 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:15,461 ‎對了,美雪以前在百貨公司 ‎是美妝時尚部門的 230 00:14:15,541 --> 00:14:16,711 ‎她品味應該不錯 231 00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:18,171 ‎沒有啦,沒這回事 232 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:21,210 ‎那請她來幫我選衣服怎樣? 233 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,288 ‎我接了一個廣告 234 00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:26,168 ‎我很樂意幫忙 235 00:14:27,541 --> 00:14:29,041 ‎哪一件好呢? 236 00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:33,326 ‎這一件… 237 00:14:42,791 --> 00:14:44,421 ‎搭配這件首飾如何? 238 00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,423 ‎很適合優雅有氣質的黑木 239 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,540 ‎選得很好 240 00:14:51,416 --> 00:14:52,706 ‎謝謝 241 00:14:54,041 --> 00:14:56,331 ‎妳的品味真的很好 242 00:14:56,416 --> 00:14:58,786 ‎為什麼會辭去原來的工作呢? 243 00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:03,665 ‎因為我看了您演的A片… 244 00:15:05,875 --> 00:15:10,455 ‎可能是女性的性解放吧 245 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:15,501 ‎讓我感到很嚮往,自己也想來試試看 246 00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:20,995 ‎要不要考慮在小黑身邊學習? 247 00:15:21,708 --> 00:15:24,168 ‎在她出道之前 ‎好好教她怎樣當個A片女演員 248 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,000 ‎我可以嗎? 249 00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,253 ‎那我十分樂意 250 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,710 ‎-謝謝您,我太感動了 ‎-哪裡 251 00:15:31,791 --> 00:15:34,001 ‎我也會時不時幫點忙的 ‎也請妳多指教 252 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,463 ‎-請多指教 ‎-哪裡 253 00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:38,916 ‎對了,想請問一下 254 00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:43,246 ‎村西先生現在都不擔任導演了嗎? 255 00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:52,036 ‎我現在專心在衛星電視上 ‎其他的以後再說 256 00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,003 ‎你們繼續吧 257 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:25,290 ‎在剪接前讓我再看一次原片 258 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:26,785 ‎啊,好的 259 00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,333 ‎-好,這裡沒問題 ‎-好 260 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,670 ‎各位辛苦了 261 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:38,376 ‎黑木小姐 262 00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:40,748 ‎我泡了咖啡,請用 263 00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,291 ‎-太感謝了 ‎-真是不好意思 264 00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:46,628 ‎該休息的時候就要休息哦 265 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:47,538 ‎好的 266 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:49,915 ‎好喝 267 00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:51,788 ‎抱歉,這一段啊 268 00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,633 ‎這段倒回吹笛子前 269 00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:55,668 ‎好的 270 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,920 ‎好,這裡暫停,好 271 00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:06,288 ‎三田村先生,你現在變得好能幹啊 272 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:09,035 ‎哪裡,我還早得很呢 273 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:12,955 ‎希望有一天可以拍出 ‎像村西先生和黑木小姐那樣的作品 274 00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:16,631 ‎唉呀,你應該拍你自己喜歡的作品啊 275 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,463 ‎我會努力的 276 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,543 ‎請問… 277 00:17:25,916 --> 00:17:29,416 ‎妳以後都不再拍A片了嗎? 278 00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:34,751 ‎怎麼會,我還打算繼續拍很多作品呢 279 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:37,833 ‎太好了,我非常期待 280 00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:39,713 ‎嗯 281 00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,246 ‎導演 282 00:18:07,458 --> 00:18:08,288 ‎是妳啊 283 00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,880 ‎三田村先生非常上進 284 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:15,748 ‎我很需要他的力量 285 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,423 ‎今後我們公司的業績都得靠他了 286 00:18:20,125 --> 00:18:22,495 ‎大家都發展得越來越好了 287 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,500 ‎我也不能輸給大家 288 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,673 ‎黑木妳才是發展得最好的吧 289 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,380 ‎以後也繼續當我們的招牌吧 290 00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:38,708 ‎黑木 291 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,210 ‎晚安 292 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,170 ‎晚安 293 00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:57,498 ‎-辛苦了 ‎-辛苦了 294 00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,543 ‎-情況怎樣? ‎-辛苦了 295 00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:00,825 ‎-拿去 ‎-謝謝 296 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:18,205 ‎-換我來 ‎-好 297 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,420 ‎為什麼要養這種東西? 298 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,580 ‎是上一代老大的興趣 299 00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:28,415 ‎他喜歡活的生物 300 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,173 ‎喂,你知道嗎? 301 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:37,293 ‎食人魚其實很膽小 302 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:44,535 ‎聽說牠們絕不會攻擊比自己大的動物 303 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,375 ‎平常是這樣 304 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:53,293 ‎可是一旦成群 ‎只要見血就會讓牠們興奮 305 00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:56,131 ‎衝上去就狂吃猛咬 306 00:20:56,875 --> 00:21:01,165 ‎有時候甚至會破壞生態平衡 307 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:03,923 ‎你到底想說什麼? 308 00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:05,580 ‎不瞞你說 309 00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:10,285 ‎前不久我們有警察在歌舞伎町被砍 310 00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:11,325 ‎是哦 311 00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:14,543 ‎用青龍刀一刀斃命 312 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:19,921 ‎據說凶手是台灣黑道 313 00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:23,916 ‎他們真的是很敢 314 00:21:24,666 --> 00:21:26,826 ‎武井先生你也要小心啊 315 00:21:26,916 --> 00:21:27,826 ‎少蠢了 316 00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:30,791 ‎我是在擔心你們 317 00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:40,791 ‎火 318 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,630 ‎喂,借我火 319 00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:53,575 ‎荒井 320 00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,825 ‎荒井敏 321 00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,666 ‎好久不見了,過來一下 322 00:22:03,125 --> 00:22:04,035 ‎嗨 323 00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:07,666 ‎我告訴你一件好消息,你過來 324 00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:19,918 ‎喂,你這傢伙… 325 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:23,496 ‎川田開除了村西 326 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:30,458 ‎不對,被開除的應該是川田才對 327 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,880 ‎到底是誰開除了誰呢? 328 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:40,421 ‎總之呢 ‎現在從台灣進來了非常凶暴的魚 329 00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:42,583 ‎他們一旦興奮起來 330 00:22:45,666 --> 00:22:46,706 ‎當心你們會滅種哦 331 00:22:49,458 --> 00:22:54,538 ‎想想,以前追著做非法A書的你們跑 332 00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:55,955 ‎那時候真是和平啊 333 00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,331 ‎真令人懷念 334 00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:02,785 ‎還可以看到一堆裸女 335 00:23:07,083 --> 00:23:08,383 ‎社長好 336 00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:09,458 ‎-好 ‎-社長好 337 00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,173 ‎-阿澤你把這個搬過去 ‎-好 338 00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:14,920 ‎-我們拍片去了 ‎-慢走 339 00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:17,331 ‎早安 340 00:23:17,416 --> 00:23:20,456 ‎-早 ‎-社長早安 341 00:23:21,250 --> 00:23:23,000 ‎請你嚐嚐看吧 342 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:26,330 ‎-這是阿向蛋捲,不是普通蛋捲哦 ‎-咖啡 343 00:23:26,416 --> 00:23:27,246 ‎好的 344 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,750 ‎衛星電視好像真的很困難呢 345 00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:42,378 ‎-阿向 ‎-是 346 00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:46,211 ‎連內褲都不敢脫的人 ‎都覺得自己的人生是別人的事 347 00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:48,331 ‎但我不一樣,我該脫的時候就會脫 348 00:23:48,916 --> 00:23:50,036 ‎因為這是我的人生 349 00:23:51,541 --> 00:23:55,291 ‎村西先生,你真的好酷 350 00:23:57,791 --> 00:24:02,171 ‎不曉得有沒有哪家電視台 ‎願意便宜賣給我們? 351 00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:20,213 ‎大家關心的焦點是 ‎波灣戰爭何時會展開地面作戰… 352 00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:22,171 ‎二號野中迴轉… 353 00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:23,630 ‎汽車的話呢? 354 00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:25,830 ‎這輛車… 355 00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:28,036 ‎和宇宙之眼同化 356 00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:31,996 ‎讓宇宙的力量充滿全身 357 00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:34,333 ‎一看就知道是騙人的,這是什麼啊? 358 00:24:39,291 --> 00:24:40,921 ‎我接收到了 359 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,670 ‎-波普師父,您看到什麼了嗎? ‎-大場小姐 360 00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:47,125 ‎我們現在能立刻動用的現金有多少? 361 00:24:47,208 --> 00:24:49,078 ‎這個世界正在發生戰爭 362 00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:51,286 ‎但是大家毋須擔心 363 00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:54,830 ‎未來就在宇宙之中 364 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,040 ‎它會降臨到我們頭上 365 00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:00,170 ‎社長? 366 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:16,748 ‎準備好了 367 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:29,210 ‎-裝底片 ‎-是 368 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:43,708 ‎準備好了 369 00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:52,826 ‎休息一下吧 370 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:54,543 ‎休息 371 00:25:56,041 --> 00:25:58,291 ‎請黑木小姐回休息室吧 372 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,165 ‎黑木小姐,請您回休息室 373 00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:09,458 ‎這邊請 374 00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:21,666 ‎據說那個宗教團體成立有40年了 375 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,956 ‎還真的有人信呢 376 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:27,251 ‎畢竟他們的專長就是操控人心 377 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:30,421 ‎表示就是有這麼多人被他們拯救了 378 00:26:31,416 --> 00:26:32,916 ‎大家的煩惱真多 379 00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:35,576 ‎其實多笑笑就好了啊 380 00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:41,041 ‎沒錯 381 00:26:55,541 --> 00:26:58,751 ‎我是不是該多露一點? 382 00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:00,958 ‎換一件衣服如何? 383 00:27:01,833 --> 00:27:04,043 ‎為什麼要換呢? 384 00:27:04,125 --> 00:27:05,955 ‎因為我想拍真正的妳 385 00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:12,293 ‎我覺得這件非常性感 ‎很適合黑木小姐 386 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:15,575 ‎-這件也可以嗎? ‎-可以 387 00:27:15,666 --> 00:27:17,996 ‎這件嗎?好 388 00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:19,753 ‎請問… 389 00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:21,831 ‎一定可以顯得更高雅 390 00:27:23,625 --> 00:27:25,125 ‎-我要再看一遍 ‎-好的 391 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,460 ‎-真的假的?也太猛了吧 ‎-我們走 392 00:28:06,750 --> 00:28:09,420 ‎這是波普加持過的神水 393 00:28:30,541 --> 00:28:34,331 ‎謝謝您在百忙之中抽空和我們見面 394 00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:37,746 ‎我是鑽石影像的村西透 395 00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:39,253 ‎謝謝您 396 00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:41,375 ‎“白岩先生” 397 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:45,878 ‎不好意思 398 00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:58,753 ‎偉大的宗教果然都少不了雄偉的建築 399 00:28:58,833 --> 00:29:03,333 ‎這道理就跟偉大的男人 ‎總有一根雄偉的巨柱一樣 400 00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:07,793 ‎相信那位波普大人一定也很雄偉吧 401 00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:15,455 ‎我就單刀直入地說了 402 00:29:16,041 --> 00:29:20,291 ‎你們擁有的這個設施可以讓給我嗎? 403 00:29:23,375 --> 00:29:25,745 ‎敝公司製造生產A片 404 00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:27,883 ‎那支曾創下銷售紀錄的 405 00:29:27,958 --> 00:29:30,918 ‎黑木香主演的《我愛性虐待》 ‎就是敝公司製作的 406 00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:33,923 ‎黑木香,您應該聽過吧? 407 00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:36,213 ‎白岩先生 408 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,040 ‎所謂的A片,是生活的一部分 409 00:29:40,125 --> 00:29:41,455 ‎是成年人的休閒愛好 410 00:29:41,541 --> 00:29:43,791 ‎但卻無法在電視上播放 411 00:29:43,875 --> 00:29:46,245 ‎所以才需要衛星 412 00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:51,883 ‎我們抱持的宗旨 ‎是用色情來促進人類的繁榮 413 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:54,791 ‎幫助人類繁榮的,宗教絕對佔一個 414 00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:56,665 ‎再來就是色情 415 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:59,250 ‎懂嗎?這個只要看數字就能明白 416 00:29:59,333 --> 00:30:02,503 ‎A片的市場有五百億圓 417 00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,081 ‎A片賺這麼多啊? 418 00:30:12,166 --> 00:30:13,166 ‎那是當然 419 00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:15,376 ‎我跟您明說了吧 420 00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:20,288 ‎比起毒品,比起宗教 ‎色情更容易讓人沉迷 421 00:30:24,166 --> 00:30:27,126 ‎-因為現在經濟景氣好啊 ‎-您說得沒錯 422 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:29,328 ‎可是景氣一好 423 00:30:29,416 --> 00:30:32,496 ‎我們的信徒就會減少 424 00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:37,825 ‎感覺世界末日好像快來臨時 ‎大家就會跑來信教 425 00:30:39,250 --> 00:30:40,750 ‎原來A片這麼好賺啊 426 00:30:41,541 --> 00:30:43,961 ‎那就看看你們能出多少錢囉 427 00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:46,708 ‎您開價多少? 428 00:30:49,958 --> 00:30:53,628 ‎這我得去問問我們教祖 429 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:09,423 ‎喝吧 430 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,750 ‎今天拍攝的氣氛跟以往都不同耶 431 00:31:13,291 --> 00:31:15,751 ‎不愧是廣告界的大師 432 00:31:16,250 --> 00:31:17,920 ‎我還是第一次看到那種相機 433 00:31:19,708 --> 00:31:21,788 ‎原來還有那樣的世界 434 00:31:23,791 --> 00:31:25,331 ‎黑木小姐帥極了 435 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:27,920 ‎我好羨慕 436 00:31:30,625 --> 00:31:31,455 ‎那個樣子… 437 00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:36,205 ‎並不是我真正的樣貌 438 00:31:42,208 --> 00:31:48,128 ‎我只有在和村西導演拍片時 439 00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:50,498 ‎才能成為真正的自己 440 00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:06,128 ‎真是瘋了 441 00:32:06,208 --> 00:32:07,038 ‎好說好說 442 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,785 ‎這是為了表達我們迫切的渴望 443 00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:11,713 ‎白岩先生 444 00:32:12,333 --> 00:32:15,673 ‎追求女人的時候,機會也是稍縱即逝 445 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:19,710 ‎簡單說,您到底開價多少? 446 00:32:22,791 --> 00:32:24,251 ‎那我也明說了 447 00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:29,168 ‎設備加上維修費等等 448 00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:32,750 ‎我們總共投資了十九億圓 449 00:32:33,541 --> 00:32:36,211 ‎現在出售絕對會是一大筆負債 450 00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:41,631 ‎理由就只有這樣嗎? 451 00:32:41,708 --> 00:32:46,078 ‎是啊,不過教祖 ‎是有一直在催我處理啦 452 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:49,418 ‎那我就用十九億跟你買了 453 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,170 ‎真的嗎? 454 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:53,330 ‎這裡有五億圓當作訂金 455 00:32:53,416 --> 00:32:55,786 ‎剩下的十四億圓我之後再付 456 00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:01,000 ‎還有這是另外給的 457 00:33:01,083 --> 00:33:02,753 ‎一億圓的捐獻 458 00:33:05,916 --> 00:33:07,076 ‎這也是要給我們的嗎? 459 00:33:07,166 --> 00:33:08,076 ‎請收下吧 460 00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:18,381 ‎幸福必定會降臨於您 461 00:33:20,458 --> 00:33:21,748 ‎-謝謝 ‎-太厲害了 462 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:40,830 ‎-美波 ‎-小達 463 00:33:40,916 --> 00:33:41,916 ‎美波 464 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 ‎-小達 ‎-卡!三田村! 465 00:33:44,083 --> 00:33:47,043 ‎-三田村你躺在這裡 ‎-好的,不好意思 466 00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,955 ‎一直用正常位太沒意思 467 00:33:49,041 --> 00:33:51,751 ‎所以開頭用正常位這樣插 468 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,293 ‎等到中場正嗨的時候 469 00:33:53,375 --> 00:33:55,535 ‎就把對方像這樣拉起來 ‎動作有快有慢 470 00:33:56,375 --> 00:33:57,325 ‎-懂了嗎? ‎-好 471 00:33:57,416 --> 00:33:58,666 ‎那就排演一次看看 472 00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:02,786 ‎他是妳的青梅竹馬 ‎結果他交了女友,給妳打擊很大 473 00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:06,325 ‎但是經過多年的單戀後 ‎他的心終於走向了妳 474 00:34:06,416 --> 00:34:09,326 ‎就在今天,今天你們要釋放愛火 475 00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:11,916 ‎兩個靈魂終於結合在一起 ‎感覺非常愉悅 476 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,380 ‎-懂了嗎? ‎-沒問題 477 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:14,788 ‎-好 ‎-好,那要開始拍囉 478 00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:16,745 ‎-好的 ‎-小達,請多指教 479 00:34:17,916 --> 00:34:20,956 ‎太慢了,橄欖球不是那裡 ‎我剛剛說的你都沒在聽 480 00:34:21,041 --> 00:34:22,501 ‎-算了,我來 ‎-怎麼了? 481 00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:24,083 ‎-準備拍了 ‎-好的 482 00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:25,826 ‎-預備 ‎-那邊的,認真一點哦 483 00:34:25,916 --> 00:34:26,996 ‎開拍! 484 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:31,625 ‎-好棒 ‎-美波 485 00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:34,543 ‎美波,妳一直愛著小達對不對? 486 00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:37,245 ‎小達,插她…插個不停就對了 487 00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:39,578 ‎就是這樣 488 00:34:39,666 --> 00:34:42,916 ‎很好…表情很好 489 00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:45,291 ‎她好像村西先生 490 00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,883 ‎不知不覺就學起他來了 491 00:34:50,708 --> 00:34:54,288 ‎村西先生真的好有影響力啊 492 00:34:55,416 --> 00:34:57,576 ‎不覺得很懷念嗎? 493 00:34:57,666 --> 00:34:58,746 ‎是啊 494 00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:01,253 ‎繼續插… 495 00:35:01,916 --> 00:35:03,576 ‎就是這樣沒錯 496 00:35:03,666 --> 00:35:06,746 ‎很好,非常好 497 00:35:10,416 --> 00:35:14,666 ‎海野先生,願幸福也降臨於您 498 00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:35,128 ‎他認真的嗎? 499 00:35:35,791 --> 00:35:40,461 ‎那個A片導演 ‎真的買下整個基地台了嗎? 500 00:35:41,666 --> 00:35:43,706 ‎包括設備也全都讓給他了 501 00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:45,998 ‎這下怎麼辦? 502 00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:48,881 ‎只能和他簽約了 503 00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:55,285 ‎聽著 504 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:59,415 ‎我們鑽石衛星頻道 ‎往開播向前邁進一大步了 505 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:01,960 ‎藉這個機會採取連續攻勢 506 00:36:02,041 --> 00:36:04,791 ‎首先向媒體發送確定開播的新聞稿 507 00:36:05,291 --> 00:36:09,461 ‎雖然還沒成定局 ‎但人生就是行動的才是贏家 508 00:36:09,541 --> 00:36:13,631 ‎我們的第一支作品 ‎要讓全人類流出興奮的汁液 509 00:36:13,708 --> 00:36:15,748 ‎必須是本世紀最偉大傑作 510 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:17,463 ‎-是! ‎-是! 511 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:22,710 ‎能夠匹配這部傑作的 ‎只有鑽石影像千挑萬選的新人女演員 512 00:36:23,541 --> 00:36:26,581 ‎拍攝地點是橫濱海灣大橋 513 00:36:26,666 --> 00:36:28,786 ‎橋全長860公尺 514 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,955 ‎我們要用火車便當姿勢跑完整座橋 515 00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:32,421 ‎一路跑 516 00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:40,920 ‎當然這次拍攝不會取得許可 517 00:36:41,541 --> 00:36:42,381 ‎-是! ‎-是! 518 00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:45,628 ‎八輛豪華禮車 ‎載著女演員、男演員和助理導演 519 00:36:45,708 --> 00:36:46,538 ‎開往起點 520 00:36:46,625 --> 00:36:48,705 ‎請,開吧 521 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,668 ‎到達目的地 522 00:36:51,750 --> 00:36:53,790 ‎現在用禮車封鎖海灣大橋 523 00:36:53,875 --> 00:36:54,875 ‎好,封鎖 524 00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:56,378 ‎封鎖完成,那現在要開始囉 525 00:36:56,958 --> 00:36:59,498 ‎挑戰金氏紀錄 ‎海灣大橋火車便當大賽 526 00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:00,833 ‎預備 527 00:37:00,916 --> 00:37:01,996 ‎開拍! 528 00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:04,631 ‎衝啊… 529 00:37:04,708 --> 00:37:08,538 ‎全程用兩台攝影車和兩架直升機攝影 530 00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:09,625 ‎衝啊 531 00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:13,878 ‎-繼續衝…衝衝衝… ‎-衝啊 532 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,880 ‎海灣大橋達陣,結尾射精放煙火 533 00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:26,958 ‎咚…磅… 534 00:37:30,375 --> 00:37:32,375 ‎卡!三田村,這樣總共幾分鐘? 535 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,828 ‎16分50秒 536 00:37:33,916 --> 00:37:34,996 ‎太完美了 537 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:40,333 ‎從接獲報案到警車抵達 ‎需要花20分鐘 538 00:37:40,416 --> 00:37:43,786 ‎在這20分鐘裡,我們把片子拍完就跑 539 00:37:44,291 --> 00:37:47,211 ‎-好的 ‎-這個刺激萬分的任務 540 00:37:47,291 --> 00:37:50,671 ‎將由鑽石影像 ‎嚴選的新人女演員們完成 541 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:51,960 ‎-是 ‎-是 542 00:37:52,041 --> 00:37:55,081 ‎我現在看起來好像很冷靜 ‎其實我非常激動 543 00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:57,213 ‎-謝謝導演 ‎-我先去上個廁所 544 00:37:57,291 --> 00:37:58,881 ‎-好 ‎-三田村,你統整一下 545 00:37:58,958 --> 00:38:01,788 ‎好的,那麼各位開始準備 546 00:38:01,875 --> 00:38:04,035 ‎準備各自負責的部分 547 00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:06,745 ‎有不懂的地方 ‎就來問橄欖球和我,懂嗎? 548 00:38:06,833 --> 00:38:08,423 ‎-好的 ‎-解散 549 00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:13,288 ‎導演、大場小姐 550 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:17,245 ‎現在要租直升機和禮車 551 00:38:17,333 --> 00:38:19,503 ‎加上女演員的人事費用以及追加器材 552 00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:21,963 ‎總共會花掉20支片子的預算 553 00:38:23,541 --> 00:38:24,751 ‎我會想辦法的 554 00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:27,330 ‎可以調整其他經費湊出來 555 00:38:27,416 --> 00:38:29,166 ‎-可是… ‎-我看一下 556 00:38:29,250 --> 00:38:32,500 ‎-這個金額的話,應該可行 ‎-辛苦了 557 00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:37,166 ‎導演 558 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,290 ‎妳今天要上電視嗎? 559 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:57,293 ‎怎麼了? 560 00:39:00,916 --> 00:39:02,876 ‎我聽到你的計畫了 561 00:39:02,958 --> 00:39:05,328 ‎我能參加第一支作品嗎? 562 00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:11,165 ‎黑木,妳現在是個藝人 563 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:13,330 ‎妳不需要參加演出 ‎我們需要妳幫忙宣傳 564 00:39:13,416 --> 00:39:16,536 ‎可是我們不是說好了 ‎要一起推廣A片嗎? 565 00:39:16,625 --> 00:39:19,745 ‎當然,那是當然 ‎但現在不是妳演出的時機 566 00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:21,463 ‎那要等到什麼時候? 567 00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:33,168 ‎總之,第一支作品 ‎最重要的就是衝擊性 568 00:39:33,666 --> 00:39:36,996 ‎必須用至今最大的規模去拍攝 ‎來製造話題 569 00:39:37,791 --> 00:39:39,671 ‎比起品質,衝擊性更重要 570 00:39:41,333 --> 00:39:44,583 ‎所以黑木,這次妳不應該參加 571 00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:48,460 ‎希望妳能理解 572 00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:54,881 ‎我瞭解了 573 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:56,955 ‎那我走了 574 00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:06,828 ‎-走吧 ‎-好的 575 00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:30,328 ‎甚麼?喂… 576 00:40:30,416 --> 00:40:31,746 ‎妳怎麼會在這裡? 577 00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,130 ‎搞什麼啊?死老太婆 578 00:40:46,583 --> 00:40:47,463 ‎奇怪了 579 00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:58,415 ‎辛苦了 580 00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:07,785 ‎有急事嗎? 581 00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:50,458 ‎他持有大量恐怖片和戀童片 582 00:42:51,125 --> 00:42:56,495 ‎所以有人說這就是原因 ‎人就是看這種東西才會殺人 583 00:42:56,583 --> 00:42:58,333 ‎這種攻擊御宅族的輿論… 584 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,165 ‎就說那是專家… 585 00:43:25,250 --> 00:43:27,210 ‎混蛋,誰是專家啊? 586 00:43:27,708 --> 00:43:28,828 ‎你說誰是專家? 587 00:43:28,916 --> 00:43:30,166 ‎所以我剛剛就說了… 588 00:43:30,250 --> 00:43:31,750 ‎是剛才大島先生說的 589 00:43:32,791 --> 00:43:34,581 ‎爭論不如看證據 590 00:43:35,708 --> 00:43:37,788 ‎爭論不如看鮑魚 591 00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:43,133 ‎各位喜歡看A片嗎? 592 00:43:43,208 --> 00:43:45,128 ‎-胡說什麼啊? ‎-我懂了,你很喜歡吧 593 00:43:45,208 --> 00:43:49,288 ‎因為在場男士們最愛的 ‎滴著精液的幸福獎賞 594 00:43:49,375 --> 00:43:52,575 ‎A片是明日的活力來源嘛 595 00:43:52,666 --> 00:43:53,746 ‎那是… 596 00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:58,503 ‎我赤裸的樣子有什麼不對嗎? 597 00:43:59,625 --> 00:44:02,745 ‎感受我的肌膚,看到活生生的我 598 00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:05,583 ‎各位有什麼感受、有什麼想法 599 00:44:05,666 --> 00:44:08,826 ‎-我認為那才是最重要的 ‎-沒錯 600 00:44:08,916 --> 00:44:13,376 ‎對觀眾而言 ‎每一次播放我的A片都是新鮮的 601 00:44:13,458 --> 00:44:17,288 ‎因為活生生的我就存在畫面中 602 00:44:17,375 --> 00:44:20,455 ‎換句話說,我等於是永恆的處女 603 00:44:27,083 --> 00:44:30,463 ‎所以我想要對全世界 604 00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:34,421 ‎發表一個全新的黑木香 605 00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:36,420 ‎-難道是… ‎-您猜得沒錯 606 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,040 ‎-我要拍新片了 ‎-妳又要演A片了嗎? 607 00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:41,165 ‎那是當然 608 00:44:41,250 --> 00:44:44,170 ‎我的職業是A片女演員嘛 609 00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:45,330 ‎真是有意思 610 00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:49,826 ‎鑽石衛星頻道即將開播 611 00:44:49,916 --> 00:44:52,246 ‎開播的第一支片子 612 00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:56,173 ‎我會讓大家看看情慾的另一個面向 613 00:44:57,041 --> 00:44:58,921 ‎讓A片從天而降 614 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,630 ‎是村西透和黑木香兩人的夢想 615 00:45:03,708 --> 00:45:04,668 ‎原來如此 616 00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:06,130 ‎-什麼狀況? ‎-那麼主題… 617 00:45:06,208 --> 00:45:08,208 ‎-那海灣大橋怎麼辦? ‎-是表現的自由嗎? 618 00:45:08,291 --> 00:45:10,381 ‎嗯,我確定那會是一部 619 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:14,078 ‎用堅硬的陽具戳破表現限制的作品 620 00:45:15,208 --> 00:45:17,668 ‎村西先生能擔任導演真是他的福氣 621 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:21,130 ‎我的使命就是隨時成為 622 00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:25,458 ‎村西導演最棒的材料 623 00:45:25,541 --> 00:45:26,631 ‎性的解放… 624 00:45:29,875 --> 00:45:31,125 ‎不拍海灣大橋了 625 00:45:37,833 --> 00:45:39,543 ‎改拍黑木香的新片 626 00:48:54,041 --> 00:48:59,041 ‎字幕翻譯:馬慈光