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♪ ♪
[ominous]

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TINA: Mommy, Mommy!

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Yes, I'm coming.

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Can't find my sneakers.

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Over by the door.

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Not those. The blue ones.

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Just put them on.
You're gonna be late for school.

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Good.

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Hey, babe, want some?

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No time for such
caffeinated luxuries.

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- You can drop her off, right?
- No, honey, I can't.

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McNamara just moved up
our morning meeting.

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No. If I'm late one more time,
I swear they are gonna...

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Okay, all right, okay,
I'll figure it out.

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And you can
pick her up, too, right?

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Honey, we have those clients in
from out of town.

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We gotta take 'em to drinks
after work.

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I know. I'm so overwhelmed
with work right now,

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and I don't have any time
this afternoon.

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Can you call your mom?

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Good idea. She loves
spending time with Tina.

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I'll just give her a call.
One sec.

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Okay.

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[line ringing]

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- CAROL: Good morning.
- Maybe for you.

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I'm like one big chicken
with its head cut off.

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- It's nice to feel needed.
- I do need a huge favor.

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Can you pick up Tina
from school this afternoon?

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Alex and I are working late.

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Honey, I told you.

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I'm leaving today
for a 10-day cruise.

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Right, the 10-day cruise that
you definitely told me about

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way in advance, so I could
schedule accordingly.

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Sorry, honey.
I'm sure I told you.

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No, it's great. I really...

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I want you to have a good time.

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Look, it's only
for 10 days, Mel.

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I'm sure you'll be fine.

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Or it'll be the death of me.

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[chuckles] Well, I'll call you
the minute I get back,

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if I come back.

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Hey.

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Okay, yeah, I gotta go, Mom.
Love you.

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Bye.

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Okay, you know what?
I will make it work.

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I'll figure it out.
Don't worry about it, okay?

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- You're the best.
- Okay.

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All right, kiddo!
Come on, we gotta go.

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School.

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- MEL: Wait, hold the door!
- Oh, here's Mommy.

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Let's go.

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ALEX: See you tonight, honey.
Have a great day.

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MELANIE: You too.
Thanks again.

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ALEX: No problem.

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[engine starts]

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[car door closes]

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[engine starts]

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Shoot.

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DELORES: Morning, Melanie.

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Morning, Delores.

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Traffic again?

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I take it she's already in.

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And looking for you.

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What about?

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That's above my pay grade.

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Mine too.

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Did I miss anything?

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She's looking for you.

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So said Delores.

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And I heard she just let
two people go from creative.

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What? I didn't know
they were making cutbacks.

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Me either.

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You may have picked
the wrong day to be late.

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Did Samantha say
what she wanted?

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SAMANTHA OVER P.A.: Melanie,
please see me in my office.

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[sighs]
Send thoughts and prayers.

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Good luck.

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Sorry I'm late, Mrs. Reynolds.
It was one of those mornings.

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But that's not why
you called me in here.

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Have a seat.

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Oh, my God. Am I getting...

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Promoted? Yes.

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Promoted? Promoted to what?

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You are now joining our team
of A-1 account executives.

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That sounds like...

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A dream come true?

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It... It sounds... exhausting.

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I'm barely keeping work
and family together as it is.

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That's why I'm 10 minutes late
half the time.

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Life is about balance,

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and you'll have an assistant
to help you find it.

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I want you to call
Cindy Jackson in HR.

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She has a pool of résumés.

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You'll start interviewing
candidates Monday morning.

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Get yourself a go-getter
and bring 'em onboard.

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This is amazing.

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But I have to ask.

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Why me?

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Why not you?

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May I help you with something?

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Uh, yes, I think I'm lost.

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This isn't the HR department,
is it?

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I'm looking for Cindy Jackson.

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Upstairs, I believe.

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Thank you.

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You're doing
an excellent job, Melanie.

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The staff loves you,
clients loves you.

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You're smart, witty.

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You're a perfect combination
between clients and creative.

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Thank you, Mrs. Reynolds.

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It's Samantha.
Sam's fine too.

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And, Melanie,
no more 10 minutes late.

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Absolutely, Mrs. Reynolds.
Samantha.

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- Hmm?
- Sam.

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- Mm-hmm.
- I'm just gonna go.

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Okay.

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So I get my own office
and everything?

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Well, you're taking over
Bill Parker's old list,

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so you get his old office.

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It's got a real sweet view.
Congratulations.

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I'm not gonna let you down.

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You better not.
One more thing.

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Are you still friends with
Barb Rodrick, the CO at Yowsers?

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Yeah. She was my roommate
in college.

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Smart lady. I hear that they're
looking for a new ad agency.

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The Amazon for Toys would be
great for us, don't you think?

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Yeah.

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Any way that you could get us
a pitch meeting?

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Sure, yeah,
I'll get right on that.

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Excellent. Keep me posted.

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- Hey, morning.
- Morning, Mel.

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[line ringing]

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- It's Alex. Leave a message.
- [beep]

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Alex, call me back.

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You're never gonna believe
what just happened.

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[line ringing]

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RECEPTIONIST: Yowsers.
May I help you?

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- Hi. Barbara Rodrick, please.
- Just one moment.

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Oh, there she is!

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The new account executive
at the Reynolds Group.

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Yeah!

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And she's my wife.

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- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

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That is so awesome.
It is.

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But?

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- Nothing.
- What?

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No, it's just
with our schedules,

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we're barely pulling it off
as it is now.

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I know.

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So how are we gonna do this?

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Well, they're giving me
an assistant,

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so that'll help me
stay more organized.

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Oh, an assistant!
Look at you, hotshot.

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No, I don't even know
what I'm doing,

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but what I've got to do
is get somebody

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who knows what I need
before I even know I need it.

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Well, I do know
that I am so proud of you

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and kinda turned on.

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You're always turned on.

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No hickies. I have to interview
candidates tomorrow.

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I know, I know. I'm trying
to be your top candidate.

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I might have a job for you.

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So tell me a little bit
about yourself.

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Well, I'm definitely
a self-starter.

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At my last job, I was the first
one in, the last one to leave.

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So I'm more of a Type-A,

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so you don't have to tell me
to do anything twice.

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Okay. Full disclosure,

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and I don't even know if
I'm allowed to be asking this,

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but you wouldn't have a problem
assisting a woman, would you?

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Oh, no, of course not.

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No, I actually have
four sisters.

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Four? Wow.
I'm an only child, so...

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Yeah, I really love
having sisters.

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I think if I had brothers,
I would miss out on a lot.

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Like what?

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Grace.

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Yeah, I think that's hard
to find in a pubescent boy.

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Yeah, I can see that.

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- [ding]
- [elevator doors close]

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Hello. I'm Phoebe Sutton.

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I'm here to interview for
the account assistant position.

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Uh, do you have an appointment?

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Cindy Jackson called me,
personally.

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Well, unfortunately,
no one called me.

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I'm sorry there won't be time
to squeeze you in today,

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I'll call Cindy
and let her know.

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What are you doing?

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Saving this company
from making a huge mistake.

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Do you see the brunette woman
to my right?

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Don't be obvious.

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Lisa Blanchard?
What about her?

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Oh, just that maybe
she's a raging meth addict.

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How do you know that?

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Look, I used to work
with her brother Larry, okay?

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She basically destroyed
the whole family.

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I mean, unless implosion's
the type of thing

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you guys are looking for
in an employee

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to bring to the company.

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Have a seat.
I believe a slot just opened up.

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Great.

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MELANIE:
So a little bit about us,

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The Reynolds Group
is a mid-level agency,

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but Samantha likes to think
like the big dogs.

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We've got a ton
of local accounts,

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but we're always looking
for national advertisers.

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Of course you are.

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If I can ask, what happened
to your last assistant?

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Well, if I hire you,
you'd be my first.

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I just got the promotion
last week.

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Virgin executive. Wow.

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Feeling a little overwhelmed
or what?

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I should probably say no...

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But the reality is
you're freaking out inside.

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Like you don't know
what you're doing,

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and you're terrified everyone's
gonna find out any minute.

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Yeah.

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Don't worry.
That's why I'm here.

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And I see by that gorgeous ring
you are married.

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Yeah.

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Do you have any kids?

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Oh, yeah, Tina. She's seven.

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Oh, my God. Stunning.

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Her mommy must be so proud.

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What about you?
Do you have any family?

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None to speak of.

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My parents died
when I was a kid.

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It's just me.

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Oh, I'm so sorry.

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My dad died
when I was a kid too.

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So you get it.

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It's nice to meet
someone who understands.

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I'd really love
to have kids one day.

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So I am...
I'm new to this whole thing,

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but why don't you just tell me
a little bit about yourself?

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Uh, sure.

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I'd say I'm all about
female empowerment.

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Me Too, job equality,
all of that.

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But I am also about being
brave enough to ask for help

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when you need it.

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Women taking care
of other women.

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For some reason, we can't stop
tearing each other down

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when the fact is, we're the
majority in this country.

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What do you think would happen
if we all got together one day?

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We'd rule everything.

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And if you hire me,
that's exactly what I'll do.

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What's that?

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Take care of you.

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I'll have exactly what you need

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before you even know
you needed it.

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Do you have
any other questions for me?

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Well, there is something.

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You can say it.

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You're slightly older than
some of the other candidates.

255
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,402
Is that a problem for you?

256
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,882
I don't know. I haven't really
thought about it.

257
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,623
Do you want to know
what I think?

258
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,451
Please.

259
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,236
Having someone with
a little bit more experience

260
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,890
is exactly what
a first-time executive needs.

261
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:23,330
It balances out the greenness
with an extra touch of know-how.

262
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:26,942
Just think of me as a sister.

263
00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:35,995
I know who I want.

264
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:37,344
Phoebe Sutton.

265
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,346
Decisive. Good job.

266
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:40,738
Yeah, I don't know.

267
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,089
I just have this
great feeling about her.

268
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,308
Well, I hope you chose wisely,
Melanie.

269
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:48,181
This Phoebe will pretty much
be taking over your life,

270
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,226
and there is nothing that
makes life more miserable

271
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,011
than the wrong assistant.

272
00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:53,751
I know she's gonna kill it.

273
00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:56,058
Okay, well, with you moving up,

274
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,539
we're going to need another
assistant as a floater.

275
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,236
Was there anyone else you liked?

276
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:03,326
Uh, Jason Lipp.
He was pretty good.

277
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:04,893
Okay, done.

278
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,068
I'll have HR check his records.

279
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,636
You've had hers checked, right?

280
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:09,767
Of course, yeah.

281
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,291
Good.

282
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:26,958
[line ringing]

283
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:28,221
WOMAN: Hello?

284
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,223
Hi, is this Kellyanne Darcy?

285
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:31,398
Yeah.

286
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,835
Hi. I'm Melanie Anderson.

287
00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:36,142
I'm calling about
a Phoebe Sutton.

288
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:37,708
She has you as a reference
on her résumé.

289
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,536
Her only work reference.

290
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,278
That's 'cause I'm the only boss
she's ever had.

291
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:46,630
She worked for me
for 12 years or something.

292
00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,242
Oh, well, I'm considering
being her second.

293
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:52,288
You should. She's great.

294
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,029
Whatever you need,
Phoebe's got you.

295
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,510
And whenever things
get hectic at home,

296
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,426
she'll make sure that
you're on time and ready.

297
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,341
Thank you.
That's very helpful.

298
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:09,044
Are you happy?

299
00:18:09,175 --> 00:18:11,177
Not yet.

300
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,830
[ringing]

301
00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:17,922
This is Phoebe.

302
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,750
Hi, Phoebe.
It's Melanie.

303
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:22,666
Melanie! I know you said
you'd let me know soon,

304
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,016
but this is ridiculous.

305
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,757
I know what I want
when I see it.

306
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,282
Me too.

307
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:30,587
So does this mean...

308
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,372
Do you want the job?

309
00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:35,201
Do you even have to ask?
Of course I do.

310
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:37,028
Thank you.
I would have told you sooner,

311
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,030
but I had to check
your reference first.

312
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,990
Oh, checking up on me.
Good for you.

313
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,948
Kellyanne couldn't say
enough good things about you.

314
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,864
Well, she is the best.

315
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,911
So I'll see you in the office
tomorrow morning, 9 a.m.?

316
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:53,306
9 a.m.? Please.
I will be there at 8:30.

317
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,308
[chuckles]
Thank you again.

318
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:57,266
I'm really looking forward
to working with you.

319
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,354
Bye.

320
00:18:58,485 --> 00:18:59,573
Bye.

321
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:05,318
Now I'm happy.

322
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:14,370
[ding]

323
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:23,858
Good morning.
Roger Kirkland, right?

324
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:25,599
You know who I am.

325
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,601
Of course.
You're one of Bill's clients.

326
00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:28,776
You, um...

327
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:31,605
Own Kirkland Auto,

328
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:34,695
third largest dealership
in the country.

329
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,523
Whoo-hoo! Hallelujah.

330
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,003
Samantha finally hired
someone with a decent memory.

331
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:42,006
So listen, I don't know
if you're in the market

332
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:43,660
for a new vehicle...

333
00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,533
Oh, I am always looking
for a new ride.

334
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,666
ROGER: I could put together a
package on a tasty little lease.

335
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:51,929
Let me know
if you are interested.

336
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,845
Phoebe.

337
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:57,500
You know, you remind me
of someone I used to know.

338
00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,416
You're telling me
there's another guy out there

339
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,636
as handsome and worldy as I am?

340
00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,028
[laughs]

341
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,248
Hello, everyone.

342
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,250
Roger, I see that
you've met Melanie.

343
00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:09,773
She'll be taking
over Bill's desk,

344
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:11,688
and Phoebe here
will be assisting.

345
00:20:11,819 --> 00:20:14,996
Ah! Lucky me.

346
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,912
I'm really looking forward
to working together.

347
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,958
Nice to meet you.

348
00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,700
Mm-hmm. It was a pleasure
to meet you.

349
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:26,660
- I'll see you in my office?
- Mm-hmm. Excuse me.

350
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,533
So have you talked
to that friend of yours?

351
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,187
I'm working on it.

352
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,493
Work harder.

353
00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:44,678
Last but not least,
we have Susan Gladwell

354
00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:45,809
at Wellness Yoga.

355
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:47,768
She has two locations downtown.

356
00:20:47,898 --> 00:20:49,378
Namaste.

357
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:51,293
I think that's it.

358
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:54,514
I'm gonna call everyone tomorrow
and introduce myself.

359
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,385
You should probably
do the same at some point.

360
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:57,734
Oh, I already did that.

361
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:02,217
- You spoke with all of them?
- Mm-hmm.

362
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,306
[scoffs]
I...

363
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:06,308
I really wish
you would have waited.

364
00:21:06,439 --> 00:21:09,311
Well, you wanted me
to be proactive.

365
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:12,575
Don't worry. I went on and on
about how wonderful you are.

366
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,969
Yeah, well, except to
Barbara Rodrick at Yowsers.

367
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,710
I couldn't get ahold of her.

368
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:20,714
Yeah, I haven't been able
to reach her either.

369
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,977
Okay, well, I will
make a spreadsheet

370
00:21:23,107 --> 00:21:24,544
of all of these names tomorrow.

371
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:26,154
Thanks.

372
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,677
You really are
doing a great job.

373
00:21:27,808 --> 00:21:30,463
Namaste.

374
00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:32,639
Oh, can I talk to you
for a second before you go?

375
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:33,988
Sure, what's up?

376
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:36,425
[sighs]
It's about this morning.

377
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:38,035
Roger Kirkland.

378
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,994
What about it?

379
00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:42,475
Little heavy on the flirting,
don't you think?

380
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,999
I was just being nice.

381
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:48,916
Yeah, well, I don't want people
to get the wrong impression.

382
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:51,701
What are you suggesting,
that I'd sleep with a client?

383
00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:54,661
No! I think it was
a little inappropriate.

384
00:21:54,791 --> 00:21:56,880
[chuckles] Well, I am sorry
for being so inappropriate

385
00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:59,405
on my first day.

386
00:21:59,535 --> 00:22:01,102
I'm sorry.

387
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:02,973
You're right.
Of course you're right.

388
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,324
It doesn't take much
to give men the wrong idea.

389
00:22:05,454 --> 00:22:07,891
I will be more aware of it
from now on, I promise.

390
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:08,892
Thank you.

391
00:22:09,023 --> 00:22:10,677
[phone ringing]

392
00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,595
Oh!

393
00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:17,814
Barbara, thanks for calling.

394
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:20,121
I'll always have time
for my old roomie.

395
00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:22,123
Excuse me. Old?

396
00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:23,907
[laughs]
Okay, more like old school.

397
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:26,562
- How are you?
- I'm great.

398
00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:28,172
Are you up for
grabbing a drink soon?

399
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:29,260
I'd love to catch up.

400
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,219
Yeah, me as well.

401
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,134
Call my assistant, set it up.

402
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:34,701
Yeah, well,
I'm at Reynolds Group now,

403
00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:36,920
so I can just have my assistant
reach out to yours.

404
00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:39,532
Nice, great, look forward to it.

405
00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:42,752
Okay, talk to you soon. Bye.

406
00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:44,841
Sounds like
Barbara called you back.

407
00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:48,367
Yeah, she's actually
a friend of mine from college.

408
00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:50,978
And Samantha keeps telling me
to reach out to her.

409
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:53,110
Guess I'm making a play
for her company.

410
00:22:53,241 --> 00:22:55,417
Guessing is for game shows.

411
00:22:55,548 --> 00:22:58,899
You are getting that account.

412
00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:00,814
Come on, say it out loud.

413
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,293
Come on, no.

414
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,470
Hey, you put it out
in the universe,

415
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,385
you give it a chance
to enter your world.

416
00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:08,691
Go on, say it.

417
00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:11,694
I am getting that account.

418
00:23:11,825 --> 00:23:14,349
Great. Sounds like I've
got a meeting to set up.

419
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,524
No, you can do it tomorrow.
It's late.

420
00:23:15,655 --> 00:23:17,265
I'm gonna head home.

421
00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:20,921
Hey, do you wanna grab a drink?

422
00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:24,359
Thanks for the invite, but I
gotta head home to my family.

423
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,666
Come on, Mel.
It's healthy to have a cocktail

424
00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:28,711
with the people
you work closely with.

425
00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:31,148
You never know what you
might learn about them.

426
00:23:31,279 --> 00:23:33,107
Plus, we definitely
have to celebrate

427
00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:35,065
that phone call from Yowsers.

428
00:23:36,589 --> 00:23:38,417
All right, sure.
Yeah, let's do it.

429
00:23:38,547 --> 00:23:39,635
Okay!

430
00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,947
Okay, so be honest.
How did I do today?

431
00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:51,212
Aside from the flirty banter,
I think it went really well.

432
00:23:51,342 --> 00:23:53,780
And trust me,
you're not the first girl

433
00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:55,782
Roger's come on to
at the office.

434
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:58,219
Oh, God, men are such dogs.

435
00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:04,704
Okay, what was that look?

436
00:24:04,834 --> 00:24:07,054
[laughs]

437
00:24:07,184 --> 00:24:10,100
Nothing. It was just
old college stuff.

438
00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:12,276
Ah! Now you gotta tell me.

439
00:24:14,627 --> 00:24:15,802
Come on, Mel,
if this is gonna work,

440
00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:17,064
you have to trust me.

441
00:24:17,194 --> 00:24:19,283
Who am I gonna tell?

442
00:24:22,069 --> 00:24:23,984
Okay, you know my friend
at Yowsers?

443
00:24:24,114 --> 00:24:25,986
Barbara Rodrick, yes.

444
00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:28,902
This is so silly, I...

445
00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:32,471
I made out once with
her boyfriend at the time.

446
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:34,951
Joe... Can't even remember
his last name.

447
00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:37,258
Barbara never found out,
thank God.

448
00:24:39,086 --> 00:24:40,435
Ancient history, right?

449
00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:42,829
What happens in college,
stays in college.

450
00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:46,963
Hey, Mel, I have your back.

451
00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:48,748
You can trust me.

452
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,229
We should get out of here.

453
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,361
I'm gonna go
to the ladies' room.

454
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:54,536
Okay.

455
00:25:13,816 --> 00:25:15,165
Got room for one more?

456
00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:17,646
- Mom!
- Hey, baby.

457
00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:19,822
So how was it? How was drinks
with your assistant?

458
00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:22,085
Great. I think it's gonna
work out really nicely.

459
00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:23,130
[doorbell rings]

460
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:24,523
I'll get it.

461
00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:26,263
You expecting someone?

462
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:28,265
- No, but maybe you should...
- Yeah.

463
00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:31,138
[door opens]

464
00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:35,577
Honey, you got a visitor.

465
00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:37,971
Hey, what are you doing here?

466
00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:40,277
Found this near your car
when you pulled away.

467
00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:42,105
- You did?
- Must have fallen out.

468
00:25:42,236 --> 00:25:43,585
I would have called it,

469
00:25:43,716 --> 00:25:45,152
but clearly that
wouldn't have helped.

470
00:25:45,282 --> 00:25:47,981
so I thought I'd just swing by
and drop it off.

471
00:25:48,111 --> 00:25:49,286
I swear I have had
post-pregnancy brain

472
00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:50,984
ever since this one was born.

473
00:25:51,114 --> 00:25:52,638
Thank you for bringing it.

474
00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:53,813
Of course.
I'm just glad I could help.

475
00:25:53,943 --> 00:25:55,641
Do you work with my mommy?

476
00:25:55,771 --> 00:25:58,121
I sure do. I'm Phoebe.
What's your name?

477
00:25:58,252 --> 00:25:59,819
Tina Anderson.

478
00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:02,038
It's very nice to meet you,
Tina Anderson.

479
00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:04,388
[laughs]

480
00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:06,042
This is my husband Alex.

481
00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:07,827
- Hi.
- Don't worry.

482
00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:09,829
I'm not gonna
tickle your belly too.

483
00:26:09,959 --> 00:26:12,353
Well, unless you ask nicely.

484
00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:16,966
You didn't tell me
she was funny.

485
00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:19,012
All right, well,
I should be going.

486
00:26:19,142 --> 00:26:20,796
Stay! You can play with us.

487
00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:22,363
No, I've gotta skedaddle,

488
00:26:22,493 --> 00:26:24,321
but I am sure
I will see you very soon.

489
00:26:24,452 --> 00:26:25,932
- I'll walk you out.
- Yeah, okay.

490
00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:27,760
- Bye.
- Bye.

491
00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:31,285
Come on, let's get back
to the game.

492
00:26:32,547 --> 00:26:35,028
Do you know how lucky you are?

493
00:26:35,158 --> 00:26:39,075
You've got a beautiful family,
great career.

494
00:26:39,206 --> 00:26:40,947
You've got it all.

495
00:26:41,077 --> 00:26:43,558
Yeah, I guess I am pretty lucky.

496
00:26:43,689 --> 00:26:45,299
You should remember that.

497
00:26:45,429 --> 00:26:49,085
Because when life
comes down on you

498
00:26:49,216 --> 00:26:51,131
hard like it does,

499
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:55,962
luck is far more important to
survival than talent ever was.

500
00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:58,268
God knows I never had any.

501
00:26:58,399 --> 00:26:59,487
Are you okay?

502
00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:01,707
Yeah.

503
00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:05,798
See you in the morning, boss.

504
00:27:18,506 --> 00:27:19,812
All right.

505
00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:22,684
I like her, Mommy.

506
00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:24,817
I think Daddy does too.

507
00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:26,645
All right, come on, who's up?

508
00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:28,037
Oh, Mommy's up.

509
00:27:29,691 --> 00:27:30,779
So what do you
really think of her?

510
00:27:30,910 --> 00:27:32,346
Who?

511
00:27:32,476 --> 00:27:34,435
Phoebe, as if you didn't know.

512
00:27:34,565 --> 00:27:37,220
Oh. Well...

513
00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:39,658
She was nice.
Tina seemed to like her.

514
00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:42,661
You seemed a little more
focused at work this week.

515
00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:45,620
Yeah, I feel more focused.
She is so organized.

516
00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:48,144
And fast, friendly.

517
00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:52,279
- Maybe a little too friendly.
- [laughs]

518
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:54,455
Yeah, she's a bit
of a flirt, huh?

519
00:27:54,585 --> 00:27:56,065
How could you tell?

520
00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:58,067
[chuckles]

521
00:27:58,198 --> 00:27:59,678
Enough...

522
00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:02,550
about Phoebe.

523
00:28:06,423 --> 00:28:07,816
Good night.

524
00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:12,299
I'm sorry, babe.

525
00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:16,869
This week's just kicked my ass.

526
00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:18,871
But at least I'm making
more money, right?

527
00:28:19,001 --> 00:28:21,656
Yeah. Even more than me.

528
00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:23,527
Not that much more.

529
00:28:23,658 --> 00:28:25,268
It just means more for Tina.

530
00:28:25,399 --> 00:28:26,966
That's why we do
any of this, right?

531
00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:31,535
You're right, you're right.

532
00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:35,409
And you have a big day tomorrow,
so get some sleep, okay?

533
00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:36,889
Okay.

534
00:28:38,978 --> 00:28:40,980
♪ ♪
[ominous]

535
00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:18,278
So, my people,
I have a new advancement plan

536
00:29:18,408 --> 00:29:21,150
for company employees that
I'd like to tell you all about.

537
00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:24,414
Now, if you're curious about
whether I promote from within,

538
00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:28,201
just ask your friend
and ex-cohort Melanie.

539
00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:30,116
She's in the big office
down the hall.

540
00:29:30,246 --> 00:29:31,595
What would you like me to do?

541
00:29:31,726 --> 00:29:33,597
What I want you to do,

542
00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:35,948
what I want all of you to do

543
00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:39,212
is to go forth and bring back
some new business.

544
00:29:39,342 --> 00:29:42,258
You know, get out there,
shake the trees a little,

545
00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:44,957
see what falls out.

546
00:29:45,087 --> 00:29:47,220
Bonuses for anything
that sticks.

547
00:29:47,350 --> 00:29:52,268
And, people, I want you
to keep in mind,

548
00:29:52,399 --> 00:29:54,270
I'm keeping score.

549
00:29:56,185 --> 00:29:57,708
Let's get to it.

550
00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:00,320
One decaf.

551
00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:04,715
I told you
she'd be doing it again.

552
00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:06,413
You did.

553
00:30:06,543 --> 00:30:08,241
So how many names
have you pulled together?

554
00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:11,070
Got a list of
a dozen companies or so,

555
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,550
all itching to make a move.

556
00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:15,552
Been putting out the list
for months.

557
00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:17,685
I'll start hitting them up
next week.

558
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,556
- If we go...
- Uh...

559
00:30:19,687 --> 00:30:21,820
Sorry. I didn't mean
to interrupt.

560
00:30:21,950 --> 00:30:23,560
Mel, these documents
need your signature.

561
00:30:23,691 --> 00:30:25,084
- Sure.
- I'll leave them on your desk.

562
00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:26,128
Mm-hmm.

563
00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:29,653
See you out there, girl.

564
00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:35,790
[scoffs]

565
00:30:35,921 --> 00:30:37,270
Mel.

566
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,663
Oh, my God.
Do you actually like her?

567
00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:41,535
She gives me a bad vibe.

568
00:30:41,665 --> 00:30:43,667
Everyone gives you a bad vibe.

569
00:30:43,798 --> 00:30:47,454
Remember that temp you said
smells like spoiled milk?

570
00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:50,849
Whatever!
Look, I don't trust her.

571
00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:53,634
Don't worry about Phoebe, okay?
Just focus on you.

572
00:30:53,764 --> 00:30:55,505
Eyes on the prize.

573
00:30:55,636 --> 00:30:57,203
If you take in even half
of the names on that list,

574
00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:59,640
maybe you could have one of
these offices next quarter.

575
00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:01,250
That's true.

576
00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:10,085
Really? What did she say?

577
00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:13,088
The flu?
[groans]

578
00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:15,699
Who doesn't get
that stupid shot?

579
00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:18,877
All right, all right,
I'll deal with it.

580
00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:20,661
I'll see you at home.

581
00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:24,186
Hey, what's wrong?

582
00:31:24,317 --> 00:31:26,145
Ashley Ruskin.

583
00:31:26,275 --> 00:31:28,669
- She's a client?
- No, she's our babysitter.

584
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:30,410
She just canceled at the last
minute because she has the flu.

585
00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:31,585
Can you believe that?

586
00:31:31,715 --> 00:31:34,109
It's our anniversary today.

587
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,111
Alex was gonna take me
to Julian's tonight.

588
00:31:36,242 --> 00:31:38,984
First of all, happy anniversary.

589
00:31:39,114 --> 00:31:41,769
- Second, I'd love to.
- Love to what?

590
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:44,076
Babysit Tina.
She's super chill. It'll be fun.

591
00:31:44,206 --> 00:31:45,773
That's not your job.

592
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:47,035
I don't wanna be
one of those kind of bosses.

593
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:48,863
What kind of boss?

594
00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:50,647
The kind that makes you feel
like you can get ahead

595
00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:52,127
by helping out
outside the office.

596
00:31:52,258 --> 00:31:54,521
I hated that
when I was in your seat.

597
00:31:54,651 --> 00:31:56,479
Okay, first of all, you're not.

598
00:31:56,610 --> 00:31:58,481
No, come on.
What else am I doing?

599
00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:02,007
Women helping other women,
remember?

600
00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:03,660
7:00 okay?

601
00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:06,881
[sighs] That would be perfect.
Thank you.

602
00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:08,491
You don't have to keep
thanking me, Mel.

603
00:32:08,622 --> 00:32:10,929
It's what I'm here for.

604
00:32:37,651 --> 00:32:38,608
[beeps]

605
00:32:53,754 --> 00:32:54,711
[phone chimes]

606
00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:00,804
Ugh.

607
00:33:03,764 --> 00:33:04,678
[doorbell rings]

608
00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:08,682
Hi!

609
00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:10,466
Well, hello down there.

610
00:33:10,597 --> 00:33:11,772
It's my birthday tomorrow.

611
00:33:11,902 --> 00:33:13,165
It is?

612
00:33:13,295 --> 00:33:14,818
We're having a party.

613
00:33:14,949 --> 00:33:17,386
- You are?
- Hey, Phoebe.

614
00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,127
Thanks again
for helping us with Tina.

615
00:33:19,258 --> 00:33:22,130
Looks like that's not all
you need help with.

616
00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:24,306
Here you go.

617
00:33:24,437 --> 00:33:26,004
Wow. You really know
what you're doing with that.

618
00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:27,962
Ties are easy.

619
00:33:28,093 --> 00:33:29,485
Guys are hard.

620
00:33:29,616 --> 00:33:31,661
[chuckles, groans]

621
00:33:31,792 --> 00:33:33,707
- You okay?
- No.

622
00:33:33,837 --> 00:33:36,101
I've had this knot in my neck
for like a week now.

623
00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:39,147
Do you see these hands?
These hands heal.

624
00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:40,105
Turn around.

625
00:33:40,235 --> 00:33:42,063
Come on.

626
00:33:44,718 --> 00:33:47,460
Oh, yeah.
You ain't kidding. Wow.

627
00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:50,158
Oh, yeah, wow.

628
00:33:51,290 --> 00:33:53,118
Oh! Swanky-swanky.

629
00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:58,166
Thank you again.
You're such a lifesaver.

630
00:33:58,297 --> 00:34:00,734
Now, you do what Phoebe says,
okay? Be good.

631
00:34:00,864 --> 00:34:02,779
We'll be back in a few hours.

632
00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:05,304
Oh, take your time.
We got this, right?

633
00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:07,567
Yeah!

634
00:34:07,697 --> 00:34:10,048
Okay, well, I will go
get the car started.

635
00:34:10,178 --> 00:34:11,745
Thanks again, Phoebe.

636
00:34:15,009 --> 00:34:17,446
You know, it's just so crazy.

637
00:34:17,577 --> 00:34:18,969
What is?

638
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:21,537
Some people really do
have it all.

639
00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:26,238
Anniversary dinner tonight
with your handsome husband,

640
00:34:26,368 --> 00:34:30,416
your beautiful little girl's
birthday party tomorrow.

641
00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:31,721
You're a fortunate lady.

642
00:34:35,290 --> 00:34:36,204
Have fun, boss.

643
00:34:37,684 --> 00:34:40,165
Thanks.
Call me with any problems.

644
00:34:40,295 --> 00:34:41,688
Mm-hmm.

645
00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:52,438
[door closes]

646
00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:57,965
Screw it.
I'm getting the primavera.

647
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,532
I don't even care.

648
00:34:59,662 --> 00:35:01,621
Well, I did read
that anniversary calories

649
00:35:01,751 --> 00:35:03,449
are half the regular ones, so...

650
00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:06,147
Ooh, good, 'cause I'm already
eyeing the soufflé.

651
00:35:06,278 --> 00:35:07,583
Oh.

652
00:35:07,714 --> 00:35:11,109
♪ ♪
[soft piano]

653
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,198
This is nice.

654
00:35:13,328 --> 00:35:16,418
It is. When's the last time
we came here?

655
00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:20,335
Uh, probably last year
for our sixth anniversary.

656
00:35:20,466 --> 00:35:23,556
That's right.
I got Mom to watch Tina.

657
00:35:23,686 --> 00:35:26,602
Right, and now your assistant
is watching her.

658
00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:29,257
Perks of being the big earner
in the family, I guess.

659
00:35:29,388 --> 00:35:31,172
Seriously?

660
00:35:35,002 --> 00:35:36,046
I'm sorry.

661
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,180
To us.

662
00:35:39,311 --> 00:35:40,529
See, this is why I married you.

663
00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:42,792
You're wise beyond your gender.

664
00:35:42,923 --> 00:35:44,446
To us.

665
00:35:46,535 --> 00:35:49,190
PHOEBE: And the princess
gets her prince again.

666
00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:51,975
I'm a princess.

667
00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:54,500
You are?

668
00:35:54,630 --> 00:35:56,893
Got a little boyfriend
at school?

669
00:35:57,024 --> 00:35:58,417
You like someone?
You can tell me.

670
00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:00,070
What's his name?

671
00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:01,768
Jimmy Randall.

672
00:36:01,898 --> 00:36:04,162
Jimmy Randall, huh?

673
00:36:06,338 --> 00:36:11,995
Well, just remember, little one,
life is not a kiddie movie.

674
00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:17,262
No, some people never get
their happily ever after.

675
00:36:17,392 --> 00:36:20,003
They get screwed
really early on in life,

676
00:36:20,134 --> 00:36:23,137
and it just keeps happening.

677
00:36:27,054 --> 00:36:28,838
Don't listen to me.
What am I saying?

678
00:36:28,969 --> 00:36:31,189
I'm just being silly.

679
00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:33,408
Are you sleepy, baby?

680
00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:36,194
Uh-huh.
Good night, Phoebe.

681
00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:40,372
Good night, little one.

682
00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:43,505
Mommy's here.

683
00:36:48,945 --> 00:36:50,208
Well, it sounds like
things with Phoebe

684
00:36:50,338 --> 00:36:51,731
are going better and better.

685
00:36:51,861 --> 00:36:53,646
Yeah, I don't know about that.

686
00:36:53,776 --> 00:36:55,691
What do you mean?
I thought it was going great.

687
00:36:55,822 --> 00:36:57,258
The girl's a flirt.

688
00:36:57,389 --> 00:36:59,956
Everybody in the office
thinks so.

689
00:37:01,131 --> 00:37:02,089
Didn't notice, huh?

690
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,094
She is friendly.
What can I say?

691
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:11,403
Maybe you could say,
"I can tie my own tie, thanks.

692
00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:13,492
And while you're at it,
maybe don't massage my shoulders

693
00:37:13,622 --> 00:37:16,538
before I go out with my wife to
celebrate our blessed marriage."

694
00:37:16,669 --> 00:37:19,585
Honey, I think you know
you can trust me by now.

695
00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:22,979
I know, but...

696
00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:24,459
men are stupid.

697
00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:28,071
Great.

698
00:37:28,202 --> 00:37:29,290
Now I'm stupid.

699
00:37:29,421 --> 00:37:30,509
Nice.

700
00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:31,684
No!

701
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,644
I'm being stupid.

702
00:37:35,775 --> 00:37:37,037
I don't want to let her
ruin our night.

703
00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:39,213
She's doing us a favor.

704
00:37:39,344 --> 00:37:40,388
I'm sorry.

705
00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:50,006
♪ ♪
[ominous]

706
00:38:47,977 --> 00:38:50,328
We're back. Phoebe?

707
00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:52,721
Where is she?

708
00:38:52,852 --> 00:38:54,114
Phoebe.

709
00:38:54,244 --> 00:38:55,463
Hey, there!

710
00:38:55,594 --> 00:38:56,899
You scared me.

711
00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:58,945
I didn't mean
to scare you, boss.

712
00:38:59,075 --> 00:39:02,122
- So how did it go?
- Oh, she is an angel.

713
00:39:02,252 --> 00:39:04,385
I just checked on her.
Out like a light.

714
00:39:07,214 --> 00:39:11,349
So how was the big dinner?

715
00:39:11,479 --> 00:39:12,785
- It was good.
- Great.

716
00:39:14,743 --> 00:39:17,050
All right, well, I should leave
you two lovebirds alone.

717
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,226
You know,
anniversary sex and all.

718
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,489
[clicks tongue, laughs]

719
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:25,058
Oh, Tina's party
is probably gonna be amazing,

720
00:39:25,188 --> 00:39:28,409
and she kind of invited me.

721
00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:29,715
Oh, well, you should come then.

722
00:39:29,845 --> 00:39:32,500
I mean, if it's not a problem.

723
00:39:34,284 --> 00:39:35,982
No, you should come.

724
00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:37,853
I'd love to.

725
00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:40,595
I have a few stops to make
over the weekend, but yeah.

726
00:39:40,726 --> 00:39:42,945
Well, I guess
we'll see you there.

727
00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:45,644
Bye.

728
00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:49,299
Bye.

729
00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:55,131
[sighs]

730
00:39:55,262 --> 00:39:57,438
Why... Why didn't you
ask me first?

731
00:39:57,569 --> 00:39:59,788
What was I supposed to say?
Tina invited her.

732
00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:02,269
I don't know, but it seems like
that woman is always around us.

733
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,533
I think it's important to have
boundaries with your employees.

734
00:40:05,664 --> 00:40:09,319
Yeah, so what's she doing here
in the first place?

735
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:12,061
Come on, you said so yourself.
She did us a big favor tonight.

736
00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:13,672
Well, maybe she'll do you
another favor tomorrow.

737
00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:16,326
Help you button your shirt.

738
00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:17,893
Really?

739
00:40:22,202 --> 00:40:23,333
[scoffs]

740
00:40:25,031 --> 00:40:26,467
Happy anniversary.

741
00:40:29,339 --> 00:40:30,558
[phone ringing]

742
00:40:35,302 --> 00:40:37,086
Well, hey, you.

743
00:40:37,217 --> 00:40:38,958
Hey, did you get my text?

744
00:40:39,088 --> 00:40:41,395
The one about your package?

745
00:40:41,526 --> 00:40:44,224
That's the one.
Want a little sneak preview?

746
00:40:45,573 --> 00:40:47,836
Sure, hit me.

747
00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:49,925
You've done this before.
I knew it.

748
00:40:50,056 --> 00:40:51,927
Okay, here we go.

749
00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,061
[phone chimes]

750
00:40:59,761 --> 00:41:03,199
Wow. That's some package.

751
00:41:03,330 --> 00:41:05,114
[laughs]

752
00:41:05,245 --> 00:41:07,073
Okay, your turn.

753
00:41:09,118 --> 00:41:10,903
Where are you at right now?

754
00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:42,587
PHOEBE: Roger, where are you?

755
00:41:42,717 --> 00:41:43,805
ROGER: Back here!

756
00:41:46,286 --> 00:41:48,462
Mmm! Look at you.

757
00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:52,205
What's with the gloves?

758
00:41:52,335 --> 00:41:55,469
I don't know.
I think they're kinda sexy.

759
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:56,514
You don't like 'em.

760
00:41:56,644 --> 00:41:59,604
No I do, I do, I do, yeah.

761
00:41:59,734 --> 00:42:02,520
And the coat too.
Mm-mm-mm!

762
00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:05,348
What you got hiding under there?

763
00:42:05,479 --> 00:42:07,481
Wouldn't you like to know.

764
00:42:12,878 --> 00:42:14,706
Play fair.
I showed you mine.

765
00:42:14,836 --> 00:42:18,318
Yeah, you did.

766
00:42:18,448 --> 00:42:21,016
Not exactly the package
I was expecting.

767
00:42:21,147 --> 00:42:23,584
Oh, disappointed?

768
00:42:23,715 --> 00:42:27,066
That's not what I said.

769
00:42:27,196 --> 00:42:29,242
So how often do you do it?

770
00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:32,898
Do what?

771
00:42:33,028 --> 00:42:36,336
Send out unsolicited pictures
of your junk.

772
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:42,385
I wouldn't exactly call it
"unsolicited."

773
00:42:42,516 --> 00:42:45,650
I mean, you are sitting here
in my office.

774
00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:50,306
Ah, so that means I've accepted
an invitation for sex.

775
00:42:50,437 --> 00:42:53,309
If the pic is a fit,
you must sit.

776
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,398
[chuckles]

777
00:42:55,529 --> 00:42:57,400
Do you have any others?

778
00:42:57,531 --> 00:43:00,229
Other pictures?

779
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,579
Maybe.

780
00:43:02,667 --> 00:43:03,755
Pull 'em up.

781
00:43:03,885 --> 00:43:05,844
Why don't I just pull it out?

782
00:43:05,974 --> 00:43:08,237
[laughs]

783
00:43:08,368 --> 00:43:10,805
Because a real woman
likes to be teased.

784
00:43:10,936 --> 00:43:12,894
God, you're twisted.
I love that.

785
00:43:13,025 --> 00:43:15,505
You're just like me.
Okay, dim those lights and...

786
00:43:15,636 --> 00:43:17,682
[typing]

787
00:43:17,812 --> 00:43:18,987
come have a look.

788
00:43:19,118 --> 00:43:20,946
Mmm.

789
00:43:21,076 --> 00:43:25,385
Ooh, that is a nice one.

790
00:43:25,515 --> 00:43:27,692
Took me some time
to get the angle just right.

791
00:43:27,822 --> 00:43:30,564
Look at the shadow on the left
right there.

792
00:43:30,695 --> 00:43:34,263
God, you do remind me
of a guy I used to know.

793
00:43:34,394 --> 00:43:36,657
You said that before.

794
00:43:36,788 --> 00:43:38,398
Who are you talking about,
an old boyfriend?

795
00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:41,575
No, just a foster father
I used to have.

796
00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:45,100
A father? And he showed you
pics like this?

797
00:43:45,231 --> 00:43:46,624
Not just pics.

798
00:43:48,669 --> 00:43:53,108
[gagging]

799
00:43:54,414 --> 00:43:56,721
♪ ♪
[merry]

800
00:43:56,851 --> 00:43:59,071
[laughter]

801
00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:01,421
Oh! Oh!

802
00:44:05,077 --> 00:44:07,166
Oh, awesome. Thank you.

803
00:44:09,864 --> 00:44:11,387
You okay?

804
00:44:11,518 --> 00:44:13,215
I'm exhausted.

805
00:44:13,346 --> 00:44:15,174
Remember that nightmare
I told you about?

806
00:44:15,304 --> 00:44:17,176
Well, I barely slept.

807
00:44:17,306 --> 00:44:18,656
Still don't wanna talk about it?

808
00:44:23,269 --> 00:44:25,445
Forget it.
It was just a bad dream.

809
00:44:26,838 --> 00:44:29,841
Oh, she showed.

810
00:44:32,147 --> 00:44:34,802
Wow! What a fun party.

811
00:44:34,933 --> 00:44:36,586
Lucky again.

812
00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:38,719
Thank you guys so much
for inviting me.

813
00:44:43,637 --> 00:44:45,508
Oh, yo! Uh, excuse me.

814
00:44:45,639 --> 00:44:47,685
Hey, where are you off to?

815
00:44:47,815 --> 00:44:49,295
I'm gonna go grab
some more snacks.

816
00:44:49,425 --> 00:44:51,514
These maniacs
can really chow down, huh?

817
00:44:51,645 --> 00:44:56,084
You are such a loving father.
I love that about you.

818
00:44:56,215 --> 00:44:57,216
Thank you.

819
00:44:59,392 --> 00:45:00,698
TINA: Phoebe!

820
00:45:00,828 --> 00:45:02,525
Princess Tina!

821
00:45:02,656 --> 00:45:05,006
Happy birthday.

822
00:45:05,137 --> 00:45:06,616
What'd you get me?

823
00:45:06,747 --> 00:45:08,270
Well, I just heard
about your party,

824
00:45:08,401 --> 00:45:11,404
but which one is Jimmy Randall?

825
00:45:13,058 --> 00:45:14,146
Come on.

826
00:45:15,364 --> 00:45:16,496
Hi.

827
00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:27,942
I don't know how you do it.

828
00:45:28,073 --> 00:45:29,683
I work part time
with Dr. Kreshner,

829
00:45:29,814 --> 00:45:31,729
and I can barely
keep up with Jimmy.

830
00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:33,513
I mean, the sports alone.

831
00:45:33,643 --> 00:45:35,471
I got an assistant at work,
so that's helped.

832
00:45:35,602 --> 00:45:37,560
And Phoebe's been incredible.

833
00:45:38,866 --> 00:45:40,650
Hey, honey, what's wrong?

834
00:45:40,781 --> 00:45:41,739
I wanna go home!

835
00:45:41,869 --> 00:45:44,306
Why? What happened?

836
00:45:44,437 --> 00:45:47,570
Nothing!
I-I-I just wanna go, okay?

837
00:45:47,701 --> 00:45:50,399
Uh, sure.

838
00:45:50,530 --> 00:45:52,184
Okay. See ya, Melanie.

839
00:45:52,314 --> 00:45:53,707
Feel better.

840
00:46:02,498 --> 00:46:04,762
Come on.
[giggling]

841
00:46:04,892 --> 00:46:06,372
Where have you two been?

842
00:46:06,502 --> 00:46:08,591
Phoebe was just giving me
my gift.

843
00:46:08,722 --> 00:46:10,115
Oh, yeah? What's that?

844
00:46:10,245 --> 00:46:12,595
- My first kiss!
- Her first kiss.

845
00:46:12,726 --> 00:46:14,859
It was so cute.

846
00:46:14,989 --> 00:46:17,122
Wait, wait, wait, back up.
What happened?

847
00:46:17,252 --> 00:46:18,688
Oh, relax.
Tina likes a boy,

848
00:46:18,819 --> 00:46:20,821
so I asked him
to give her a birthday kiss.

849
00:46:20,952 --> 00:46:22,301
Relax?

850
00:46:22,431 --> 00:46:24,303
Jimmy looked shell-shocked.

851
00:46:24,433 --> 00:46:26,261
Okay, I may have insisted
a little.

852
00:46:26,392 --> 00:46:28,437
Tina, why don't you go play
with your friends, okay?

853
00:46:28,568 --> 00:46:30,091
But I wanna stay here.

854
00:46:31,571 --> 00:46:33,051
Are you out of your mind?

855
00:46:33,181 --> 00:46:35,357
Why would you have
that little boy kiss her?

856
00:46:35,488 --> 00:46:38,230
No, it was a peck on the cheek.

857
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,362
Come on. I just wanted
to make her day special.

858
00:46:40,493 --> 00:46:42,843
Well, I'm her mother.
That's my job.

859
00:46:42,974 --> 00:46:44,627
Yeah, and it's my job
to help you.

860
00:46:44,758 --> 00:46:46,804
I think you should go.

861
00:46:49,067 --> 00:46:51,156
Wow. Are you firing me?

862
00:46:51,286 --> 00:46:54,159
No, but this is just...

863
00:46:54,289 --> 00:46:56,814
This is inappropriate.

864
00:46:56,944 --> 00:46:58,598
Okay, I'll see you in the
office on Monday morning,

865
00:46:58,728 --> 00:47:00,774
but from now on, I think
we should just keep this

866
00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:03,385
from nine to five.

867
00:47:03,516 --> 00:47:05,605
Whatever you say, boss.

868
00:47:09,739 --> 00:47:10,740
Ah!

869
00:47:12,133 --> 00:47:13,831
Where's Phoebe going?

870
00:47:16,137 --> 00:47:18,009
Oh, look, it's
the lonely assistants club.

871
00:47:18,139 --> 00:47:19,010
What are you doing here?

872
00:47:19,140 --> 00:47:20,228
I was invited.

873
00:47:20,359 --> 00:47:22,100
Then why are you
leaving so soon?

874
00:47:22,230 --> 00:47:23,144
Hi!

875
00:47:25,799 --> 00:47:27,714
- Thanks for coming.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

876
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:30,021
Hey, what was Phoebe doing here?

877
00:47:30,151 --> 00:47:31,805
Oh, teaching my daughter

878
00:47:31,936 --> 00:47:33,111
about the birds and the bees,
apparently.

879
00:47:33,241 --> 00:47:34,373
What?

880
00:47:34,503 --> 00:47:35,678
I don't wanna talk about it.

881
00:47:35,809 --> 00:47:37,071
You should go say hi to Tina.

882
00:47:37,202 --> 00:47:40,248
Yes. Oh, my God.
Almost forgot.

883
00:47:40,379 --> 00:47:41,815
Did you hear about
Roger Kirkland?

884
00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:42,860
No.

885
00:47:44,557 --> 00:47:45,863
Come here.

886
00:47:51,129 --> 00:47:52,957
What's the news?

887
00:47:53,087 --> 00:47:54,393
He's dead.

888
00:47:54,523 --> 00:47:55,568
What?

889
00:47:55,698 --> 00:47:57,396
Yeah. Found out this morning.

890
00:47:57,526 --> 00:47:59,920
And here's the craziest part.

891
00:48:00,051 --> 00:48:02,314
You know that whole
autoerotic...

892
00:48:02,444 --> 00:48:04,142
What's the word?

893
00:48:04,272 --> 00:48:06,144
Asphyxiation.

894
00:48:06,274 --> 00:48:07,188
Yeah.

895
00:48:07,319 --> 00:48:09,016
Is that when they...

896
00:48:09,147 --> 00:48:10,104
Yeah.

897
00:48:10,235 --> 00:48:11,192
While they're...

898
00:48:11,323 --> 00:48:13,194
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

899
00:48:13,325 --> 00:48:16,110
Oh, my God.
How does that even work?

900
00:48:16,241 --> 00:48:18,547
Sometimes guys
will hang themselves

901
00:48:18,678 --> 00:48:20,680
from something shorter
than them,

902
00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:22,464
like a doorknob,

903
00:48:22,595 --> 00:48:25,337
so they can stand up
before it's too late.

904
00:48:25,467 --> 00:48:28,253
But the lack of oxygen
screws them up,

905
00:48:28,383 --> 00:48:32,518
and they pass out...
and die.

906
00:48:36,174 --> 00:48:37,392
So I've heard.

907
00:48:37,523 --> 00:48:39,655
Okay, anyways, um,

908
00:48:39,786 --> 00:48:41,179
that's what the cops
think happened.

909
00:48:41,309 --> 00:48:43,311
In any case,
looks like your assistant's

910
00:48:43,442 --> 00:48:46,140
gonna have to find someone else
to bat her eyes at.

911
00:48:51,319 --> 00:48:52,451
[ding]

912
00:48:53,539 --> 00:48:55,149
Traffic again?

913
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,716
What do you mean?
I'm on time.

914
00:48:56,846 --> 00:48:58,587
Everyone's been
in the conference area

915
00:48:58,718 --> 00:49:00,894
for 10 minutes already.

916
00:49:01,025 --> 00:49:02,548
Oh, my God.

917
00:49:08,815 --> 00:49:10,208
Sorry.

918
00:49:12,210 --> 00:49:14,255
As I was saying,

919
00:49:14,386 --> 00:49:17,911
last week I gave the assistants
a chance to step up,

920
00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:21,132
and I am proud to say
that someone did.

921
00:49:21,262 --> 00:49:22,872
Phoebe, stand up for me.

922
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:27,877
While the rest of you
relished your time off,

923
00:49:28,008 --> 00:49:30,141
this weekend warrior
brought us in

924
00:49:30,271 --> 00:49:31,446
six new potential clients.

925
00:49:31,577 --> 00:49:33,013
Seven, actually.

926
00:49:33,144 --> 00:49:36,103
Seven!
Well, I stand corrected.

927
00:49:36,234 --> 00:49:37,409
And I'm impressed.

928
00:49:37,539 --> 00:49:38,976
What businesses?

929
00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:41,065
Let's see what we got.

930
00:49:42,936 --> 00:49:44,720
We have Pat's Tavern.

931
00:49:44,851 --> 00:49:47,288
Uppercut Boxing Gym.
Phoebe?

932
00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:49,508
Crave Cafe, the Public Library,

933
00:49:49,638 --> 00:49:53,164
and a few other surprises.

934
00:49:53,294 --> 00:49:57,342
The rest of you would do well to
follow this young lady's lead.

935
00:49:57,472 --> 00:50:00,127
And you could learn a little
something about hustling

936
00:50:00,258 --> 00:50:01,302
from your assistant.

937
00:50:02,564 --> 00:50:04,044
Apparently.

938
00:50:04,175 --> 00:50:05,828
So what's the latest
with Yowsers?

939
00:50:05,959 --> 00:50:08,222
Well, I... You know, I'm...

940
00:50:08,353 --> 00:50:11,834
Melanie, I want that contract.

941
00:50:11,965 --> 00:50:14,054
I'm on it, Sam.

942
00:50:14,185 --> 00:50:17,840
Good, 'cause thing are moving
pretty quickly around here,

943
00:50:17,971 --> 00:50:21,018
and you were late again.

944
00:50:23,324 --> 00:50:24,673
Back to work!

945
00:50:26,936 --> 00:50:28,547
My office. Now!

946
00:50:38,905 --> 00:50:40,863
[sighs]

947
00:50:43,431 --> 00:50:45,303
Hey, boss.

948
00:50:45,433 --> 00:50:47,653
You didn't get my text message

949
00:50:47,783 --> 00:50:49,524
about the meeting
being moved up?

950
00:50:49,655 --> 00:50:51,831
No, I didn't.

951
00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:54,790
That's odd.

952
00:50:54,921 --> 00:50:57,402
Yeah, a lot of
really odds things

953
00:50:57,532 --> 00:50:59,273
have been happening lately.

954
00:50:59,404 --> 00:51:02,102
What is that supposed to mean?

955
00:51:02,233 --> 00:51:04,409
You stole my list, bitch!

956
00:51:04,539 --> 00:51:06,454
Those were my leads!

957
00:51:06,585 --> 00:51:09,109
Oh, poor Laura.

958
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,329
Haven't you ever
heard the expression

959
00:51:11,459 --> 00:51:13,070
"dog eat dog?"

960
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:15,507
So you're not even
gonna bother denying it.

961
00:51:15,637 --> 00:51:16,986
Deny what?

962
00:51:17,117 --> 00:51:20,468
The big boss
asked us to do a job,

963
00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:23,428
and I admit
I went out and did it.

964
00:51:23,558 --> 00:51:25,734
It's called Darwinism.

965
00:51:25,865 --> 00:51:27,823
Don't hate. Appreciate.

966
00:51:29,912 --> 00:51:32,698
You hired her.
I blame you.

967
00:51:42,534 --> 00:51:43,404
Listen, Mel...

968
00:51:43,535 --> 00:51:44,449
You're fired.

969
00:51:44,579 --> 00:51:45,624
[laughs]

970
00:51:45,754 --> 00:51:46,929
You think that's funny?

971
00:51:47,060 --> 00:51:50,107
Uh, you just heard Sam.

972
00:51:50,237 --> 00:51:51,891
And you just heard me.

973
00:51:52,021 --> 00:51:54,415
What you did
was not only unethical,

974
00:51:54,546 --> 00:51:56,069
it was cheap.

975
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,202
I didn't like it,
and neither will Sam.

976
00:51:58,332 --> 00:52:00,682
Hmm. Should we go ask her?

977
00:52:00,813 --> 00:52:02,423
You don't get
to decide anything.

978
00:52:02,554 --> 00:52:03,816
Get your stuff and leave.

979
00:52:03,946 --> 00:52:06,123
And don't go whining to Sam.

980
00:52:06,253 --> 00:52:08,864
You don't work here anymore.

981
00:52:08,995 --> 00:52:11,911
I know what this
is really about.

982
00:52:12,041 --> 00:52:14,522
You don't like
that your daughter

983
00:52:14,653 --> 00:52:17,177
likes me more than you.

984
00:52:18,439 --> 00:52:20,137
And I could have Alex

985
00:52:20,267 --> 00:52:23,140
wrapped around
this little finger so fast,

986
00:52:23,270 --> 00:52:24,967
it would make your head spin.

987
00:52:25,098 --> 00:52:26,969
Other parts of me too.

988
00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:29,972
Urrgh! What is your problem?

989
00:52:30,103 --> 00:52:33,324
My problem is you don't
appreciate what you have.

990
00:52:35,500 --> 00:52:37,458
You want me to call security?

991
00:52:37,589 --> 00:52:39,547
Don't bother, Mel.

992
00:52:39,678 --> 00:52:40,722
See you around.

993
00:52:40,853 --> 00:52:42,115
If I do, I'm calling the cops!

994
00:52:42,246 --> 00:52:44,073
Ooh.

995
00:52:56,869 --> 00:52:58,958
I have to
tell you something, Sam.

996
00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:01,787
What a coincidence.
I have something to tell you.

997
00:53:01,917 --> 00:53:04,703
You need to get
on your game, Melanie.

998
00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:08,489
Honestly, the best thing that
you've done since your promotion

999
00:53:08,620 --> 00:53:09,969
was hiring Phoebe.

1000
00:53:10,099 --> 00:53:11,840
She told me that she was the one

1001
00:53:11,971 --> 00:53:15,104
that set up your meeting
with Yowsers tomorrow morning.

1002
00:53:15,235 --> 00:53:16,236
She did.

1003
00:53:16,367 --> 00:53:17,933
Good.

1004
00:53:18,064 --> 00:53:20,197
Don't blow it.

1005
00:53:20,327 --> 00:53:21,372
Anything else?

1006
00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:23,417
No.

1007
00:53:34,994 --> 00:53:36,517
You all right?

1008
00:53:36,648 --> 00:53:38,519
You barely said two words
to me last night.

1009
00:53:38,650 --> 00:53:39,433
Now you're tripping all over
yourself this morning.

1010
00:53:39,564 --> 00:53:41,348
I've got a breakfast meeting,

1011
00:53:41,479 --> 00:53:43,220
and it's really important,
and I can't be late.

1012
00:53:43,350 --> 00:53:45,439
I thought Phoebe was supposed
to sort that stuff out for you.

1013
00:53:45,570 --> 00:53:48,050
Well, I fired her yesterday,
so now I'm kind of on my own.

1014
00:53:48,181 --> 00:53:50,401
Wait, what? You fired her?

1015
00:53:50,531 --> 00:53:52,185
You didn't tell me about it?

1016
00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:53,578
I don't have time to talk
about this right now,

1017
00:53:53,708 --> 00:53:55,188
I need to find my purse.

1018
00:53:55,319 --> 00:53:58,496
Okay, all right.
I'll get out of your way.

1019
00:53:59,627 --> 00:54:00,976
Hey, Mel.

1020
00:54:03,109 --> 00:54:04,284
[sighs]

1021
00:54:25,610 --> 00:54:26,480
Barbara!

1022
00:54:27,742 --> 00:54:28,961
Uh...

1023
00:54:29,091 --> 00:54:30,310
Long time no see.

1024
00:54:31,529 --> 00:54:34,096
What do you want, Melanie?

1025
00:54:34,227 --> 00:54:35,663
Just want to catch up.

1026
00:54:35,794 --> 00:54:38,144
Yeah, right.
Just get to it.

1027
00:54:41,016 --> 00:54:43,018
Well, you know I'm with
the Reynolds Group.

1028
00:54:43,149 --> 00:54:45,151
Mm-hmm.

1029
00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:49,764
I just thought maybe we could
come in and pitch you guys.

1030
00:54:50,896 --> 00:54:52,245
Old school, right?

1031
00:54:52,376 --> 00:54:54,160
Old school.

1032
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:56,467
You mean like back in the day,
that kind of thing?

1033
00:54:56,597 --> 00:54:58,338
Sure.

1034
00:54:58,469 --> 00:55:01,472
Like the time you made out
with Joel behind my back?

1035
00:55:01,602 --> 00:55:03,300
Barbara...

1036
00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:06,781
I got a call on my way here,
heard all about it.

1037
00:55:06,912 --> 00:55:09,958
You know, I couldn't be sure
it was true

1038
00:55:10,089 --> 00:55:12,309
until I saw your face.

1039
00:55:13,962 --> 00:55:15,529
Phoebe called you.

1040
00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:18,663
"Ancient history."
That's what you said?

1041
00:55:18,793 --> 00:55:20,621
Like that makes it all okay?

1042
00:55:20,752 --> 00:55:23,276
It was just a kiss.

1043
00:55:23,407 --> 00:55:25,452
I trusted you
with my boyfriend then,

1044
00:55:25,583 --> 00:55:27,106
and you screwed me.

1045
00:55:27,236 --> 00:55:30,109
Why would I trust you
with my business now?

1046
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:31,632
Barbara.

1047
00:55:37,246 --> 00:55:39,336
I have some bad news, Sam.

1048
00:55:43,383 --> 00:55:46,168
What are you doing here?
I fired you.

1049
00:55:46,299 --> 00:55:48,083
And who are you to do that?

1050
00:55:48,214 --> 00:55:50,042
Her boss.

1051
00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:52,566
Last time I checked,
I was yours.

1052
00:55:52,697 --> 00:55:55,264
So what's this bad news anyway?

1053
00:55:55,395 --> 00:55:58,877
Let me guess.
The Yowsers account?

1054
00:56:01,314 --> 00:56:03,272
Your friend Barbara called,

1055
00:56:03,403 --> 00:56:05,231
said that she wants
to hear our pitch

1056
00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:07,668
anytime that we want to come in,

1057
00:56:07,799 --> 00:56:09,627
under one condition:

1058
00:56:09,757 --> 00:56:11,977
that you're nowhere
near the account.

1059
00:56:12,107 --> 00:56:15,459
So I'll take it from here,
with Phoebe's help.

1060
00:56:15,589 --> 00:56:17,548
Barbara specially
requested her on this,

1061
00:56:17,678 --> 00:56:19,288
said she trusts her.

1062
00:56:19,419 --> 00:56:22,030
She trusts her?
Are you kidding me?

1063
00:56:22,161 --> 00:56:24,381
You don't know who she is, Sam.
She's a liar.

1064
00:56:24,511 --> 00:56:26,295
She stole that list.

1065
00:56:26,426 --> 00:56:27,384
Those were Laura's contacts.

1066
00:56:27,514 --> 00:56:28,472
Is that true?

1067
00:56:29,690 --> 00:56:30,865
Early bird gets the worm.

1068
00:56:30,996 --> 00:56:33,041
Yeah, it does.

1069
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,350
Okay, so you don't care
that she has zero ethics.

1070
00:56:37,481 --> 00:56:40,222
But it's not just that.
She is invading my life.

1071
00:56:40,353 --> 00:56:41,746
What are you talking about?

1072
00:56:41,876 --> 00:56:43,574
She flirts with my husband,

1073
00:56:43,704 --> 00:56:46,228
she screws with my kid's head,

1074
00:56:46,359 --> 00:56:47,534
and then this morning, look!

1075
00:56:47,665 --> 00:56:50,711
This is what I find.

1076
00:56:50,842 --> 00:56:51,756
What's that?

1077
00:56:51,886 --> 00:56:53,061
A camera in my bedroom!

1078
00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:54,367
Were you watching us?

1079
00:56:54,498 --> 00:56:56,021
Calm down, Melanie.

1080
00:56:56,151 --> 00:56:58,110
She's twisted!
You tell her right now.

1081
00:56:58,240 --> 00:56:59,981
You tell her what you did.

1082
00:57:00,112 --> 00:57:02,114
Well, what about
what you've done?

1083
00:57:02,244 --> 00:57:03,681
What are you talking about?

1084
00:57:03,811 --> 00:57:05,857
You should know we frown upon
too much contact

1085
00:57:05,987 --> 00:57:07,685
outside the office
with our assistants.

1086
00:57:07,815 --> 00:57:10,209
No, she came
to a birthday party.

1087
00:57:10,339 --> 00:57:13,081
That's not what I mean,
and I quote,

1088
00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:15,214
"I don't want to be
one of those bosses

1089
00:57:15,344 --> 00:57:17,129
that makes you feel
that you can get ahead

1090
00:57:17,259 --> 00:57:20,045
by offering too much help
outside the office."

1091
00:57:20,175 --> 00:57:21,873
And I don't.

1092
00:57:22,003 --> 00:57:23,178
Then why did you ask her
to babysit your daughter?

1093
00:57:23,309 --> 00:57:24,397
I didn't.

1094
00:57:24,528 --> 00:57:25,746
You didn't?

1095
00:57:25,877 --> 00:57:27,705
You volunteered.

1096
00:57:27,835 --> 00:57:30,490
See, no, that's not
how I remember it.

1097
00:57:30,621 --> 00:57:33,667
I was thinking I was gonna
lose my job if I said no.

1098
00:57:33,798 --> 00:57:35,843
Oh, my God, you are so full of...

1099
00:57:35,974 --> 00:57:38,280
And now you're accusing me of
planting cameras in your house.

1100
00:57:38,411 --> 00:57:40,195
Are you hearing this?

1101
00:57:40,326 --> 00:57:42,546
Melanie, I'm beginning to think

1102
00:57:42,676 --> 00:57:44,765
that you just don't understand
the boundaries that exist

1103
00:57:44,896 --> 00:57:46,637
on the executive level.

1104
00:57:46,767 --> 00:57:49,901
I'm beginning to wonder
if I promoted the wrong person.

1105
00:57:50,031 --> 00:57:52,512
Maybe you should take
the rest of the day off,

1106
00:57:52,643 --> 00:57:55,689
give us both a little time
to think about your future here.

1107
00:58:15,535 --> 00:58:16,754
Follow me.

1108
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:32,509
I can't believe
you told Barbara.

1109
00:58:32,639 --> 00:58:35,294
You're the one that kissed
her boyfriend, not me.

1110
00:58:35,424 --> 00:58:38,166
Don't you remember
that whole dog-eat-dog thing

1111
00:58:38,297 --> 00:58:39,907
I schooled Laura on?

1112
00:58:40,038 --> 00:58:41,735
You should have been
paying attention.

1113
00:58:41,866 --> 00:58:43,650
But what you really need
to remember

1114
00:58:43,781 --> 00:58:45,652
is what I told you before.

1115
00:58:45,783 --> 00:58:48,481
Some people just don't deserve
what they have,

1116
00:58:48,612 --> 00:58:50,309
and they never will.

1117
00:58:50,439 --> 00:58:54,008
But you know the one thing
you all have in common?

1118
00:58:54,139 --> 00:58:57,621
You never think there's a chance
it can all be taken away.

1119
00:58:59,405 --> 00:59:02,103
Shouldn't you be
heading home, Mommy?

1120
00:59:02,234 --> 00:59:03,148
Screw you.

1121
00:59:03,278 --> 00:59:04,976
See, if I were you,

1122
00:59:05,106 --> 00:59:07,065
I'd try screwing Alex
for a change.

1123
00:59:08,980 --> 00:59:10,503
So you did
put the camera in there.

1124
00:59:10,634 --> 00:59:12,549
I'm not saying that.

1125
00:59:12,679 --> 00:59:14,638
I'm just saying I haven't seen
a guy need it that bad

1126
00:59:14,768 --> 00:59:16,553
since freshman year
of high school.

1127
00:59:20,948 --> 00:59:21,906
[door closes]

1128
00:59:22,036 --> 00:59:23,342
What happened?

1129
00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:25,083
I'm going home.

1130
00:59:25,213 --> 00:59:26,258
What do you mean? Why?

1131
00:59:26,388 --> 00:59:28,086
Ask the new girl.

1132
00:59:45,538 --> 00:59:46,974
LAURA: I know what you are.

1133
00:59:48,410 --> 00:59:49,803
And how do you know that?

1134
00:59:49,934 --> 00:59:51,892
'Cause I'm good
at spotting snakes.

1135
00:59:52,023 --> 00:59:53,807
Are you now?

1136
00:59:53,938 --> 00:59:55,156
Mm.

1137
00:59:55,287 --> 00:59:57,071
And what are you good at?

1138
00:59:57,202 --> 00:59:59,160
Cyber forensics.

1139
01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,163
I was a computer science major,

1140
01:00:02,294 --> 01:00:04,644
so I can find out anything
on anyone.

1141
01:00:07,038 --> 01:00:11,651
Look at that face.
What you hiding there, Pheebs?

1142
01:00:11,782 --> 01:00:13,479
Can't wait to find out.

1143
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:16,177
You're done here.

1144
01:00:19,528 --> 01:00:20,486
[clicks tongue]

1145
01:01:26,857 --> 01:01:28,728
Hey, it's me.
I just wanted to call.

1146
01:01:28,859 --> 01:01:31,035
I did a little bit of research
on our friend here,

1147
01:01:31,165 --> 01:01:34,168
and it turns out her name's
not even Phoebe Sutton.

1148
01:01:34,299 --> 01:01:36,257
It's Lisa Nolan.

1149
01:01:36,388 --> 01:01:41,001
And her last known location was
actually some treatment center.

1150
01:01:41,132 --> 01:01:42,960
32 Elm Road.

1151
01:01:43,090 --> 01:01:44,962
Just give me a call back
when you can, okay?

1152
01:01:45,092 --> 01:01:46,137
All right.

1153
01:02:06,113 --> 01:02:07,201
[yawns]

1154
01:02:23,217 --> 01:02:26,177
[shower running]

1155
01:03:17,924 --> 01:03:19,012
[door closes]

1156
01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:54,874
[grunts]

1157
01:04:05,754 --> 01:04:09,106
[tapping on window]

1158
01:04:10,803 --> 01:04:13,371
You've gotta be kidding me.

1159
01:04:15,373 --> 01:04:16,504
Move.

1160
01:04:16,635 --> 01:04:17,941
You have to hear me out.

1161
01:04:18,071 --> 01:04:19,072
Move now.

1162
01:04:19,203 --> 01:04:21,727
I brought you a peace offering.

1163
01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:31,171
I can't believe I even let you
in after what you did today.

1164
01:04:31,302 --> 01:04:33,086
Then why did you?

1165
01:04:33,217 --> 01:04:36,263
To finish saying what I was
trying to tell you earlier.

1166
01:04:36,394 --> 01:04:39,484
I'm telling you, woman to woman,

1167
01:04:39,614 --> 01:04:41,138
leave me and my family
the hell alone.

1168
01:04:41,268 --> 01:04:44,532
Look, I know I probably
did some things

1169
01:04:44,663 --> 01:04:45,620
that I shouldn't have.

1170
01:04:45,751 --> 01:04:46,839
Probably?

1171
01:04:46,970 --> 01:04:48,275
I can get a little...

1172
01:04:48,406 --> 01:04:50,408
Insane?

1173
01:04:50,538 --> 01:04:52,540
I was gonna say aggressive.

1174
01:04:52,671 --> 01:04:55,674
I don't get it.
What do you want from me?

1175
01:04:55,804 --> 01:04:59,025
The same thing I wanted
since the beginning.

1176
01:04:59,156 --> 01:05:00,809
To help you.

1177
01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:02,594
Help me by
getting out of my life.

1178
01:05:02,724 --> 01:05:04,465
[laughs]

1179
01:05:04,596 --> 01:05:06,511
It's a little late
for that, Mel.

1180
01:05:06,641 --> 01:05:10,384
We work together,
your family loves me.

1181
01:05:10,515 --> 01:05:13,953
I mean, that ship
has pretty much sailed.

1182
01:05:14,084 --> 01:05:17,739
So if you want me to leave,
you're gonna have to make me.

1183
01:05:17,870 --> 01:05:19,872
I said leave me alone.

1184
01:05:20,003 --> 01:05:22,266
TINA: Mommy!

1185
01:05:22,396 --> 01:05:24,137
MELANIE: Tina, sweetheart...
PHOEBE: Look, honey, it's okay.

1186
01:05:24,268 --> 01:05:26,096
We were just having
a silly argument.

1187
01:05:26,226 --> 01:05:27,924
Don't you talk to my daughter.

1188
01:05:28,054 --> 01:05:31,753
Okay, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to scare Tina.

1189
01:05:31,884 --> 01:05:34,931
I will come back when you're
a little less overwhelmed.

1190
01:05:35,061 --> 01:05:36,323
I'm just gonna say good night.

1191
01:05:36,454 --> 01:05:37,803
- Don't you touch her.
- TINA: Stop!

1192
01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:39,152
No, don't cry, honey.
Don't cry.

1193
01:05:39,283 --> 01:05:41,589
Come back here again,
I will kill you.

1194
01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:44,418
[Tina sobbing]

1195
01:05:46,855 --> 01:05:49,293
[locks door]

1196
01:06:11,315 --> 01:06:13,795
What the hell did you do?

1197
01:06:13,926 --> 01:06:15,101
- Alex, I...
- No!

1198
01:06:15,232 --> 01:06:16,711
Let me talk.

1199
01:06:16,842 --> 01:06:18,017
Ever since you took
this promotion,

1200
01:06:18,148 --> 01:06:19,584
you've been like
a different person.

1201
01:06:19,714 --> 01:06:21,716
There's something wrong
with that woman.

1202
01:06:21,847 --> 01:06:23,631
I don't care!
I don't care.

1203
01:06:23,762 --> 01:06:26,025
Tina said that
you laid your hands on her.

1204
01:06:26,156 --> 01:06:27,070
You should've seen
when she told me.

1205
01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,593
She was shaking.

1206
01:06:28,723 --> 01:06:30,638
I just tucked her in,
and she's fine.

1207
01:06:30,769 --> 01:06:35,426
Oh, okay, well, I'm glad
that you think this is all fine.

1208
01:06:51,572 --> 01:06:54,227
- Oh, you're here.
- Where's Jason?

1209
01:06:54,358 --> 01:06:57,013
No idea. I tried calling you
the other night. Where were you?

1210
01:06:57,143 --> 01:06:58,536
I know. Something's wrong
with my phone battery.

1211
01:06:58,666 --> 01:07:00,016
It won't hold a charge.

1212
01:07:00,146 --> 01:07:01,365
So what happened?

1213
01:07:01,495 --> 01:07:03,454
Jason left me a message.

1214
01:07:03,584 --> 01:07:05,282
He was digging up dirt
on Phoebe.

1215
01:07:05,412 --> 01:07:06,935
And?

1216
01:07:07,066 --> 01:07:09,286
And that's not even
her real name.

1217
01:07:09,416 --> 01:07:10,330
What?

1218
01:07:10,461 --> 01:07:12,071
It's Lisa Nolan.

1219
01:07:12,202 --> 01:07:14,030
What else did he find out?

1220
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:16,206
All I know is she used to
live in some treatment center

1221
01:07:16,336 --> 01:07:18,208
on the beach.

1222
01:07:18,338 --> 01:07:19,774
Do you have the address?

1223
01:07:19,905 --> 01:07:22,473
Yeah, it's, um, 32 Elm Road.

1224
01:07:22,603 --> 01:07:26,216
I haven't told anyone else.
I wanted to wait for you.

1225
01:07:26,346 --> 01:07:28,174
So what should we do?

1226
01:07:28,305 --> 01:07:30,089
[sighs]
I hired her.

1227
01:07:30,220 --> 01:07:31,699
I'll take care of this.

1228
01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:33,223
What are you gonna do?

1229
01:07:39,446 --> 01:07:40,882
Oh!

1230
01:07:41,013 --> 01:07:43,450
Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you.

1231
01:07:43,581 --> 01:07:46,758
Call me crazy, or did I just
see you talking to Mel?

1232
01:07:46,888 --> 01:07:49,239
She isn't feeling well.

1233
01:07:49,369 --> 01:07:51,371
So she just went home?

1234
01:07:53,547 --> 01:07:54,983
I don't know. I guess.

1235
01:07:55,114 --> 01:07:56,594
Uh-huh.

1236
01:07:58,030 --> 01:07:59,597
Guess I'll just wait and see.

1237
01:08:07,170 --> 01:08:08,040
Let's see what other lies
you've told.

1238
01:08:08,171 --> 01:08:09,998
[line ringing]

1239
01:08:10,129 --> 01:08:12,305
[ringtone]

1240
01:08:15,395 --> 01:08:16,396
Hello.

1241
01:08:16,527 --> 01:08:18,224
Hi. Kellyanne?

1242
01:08:18,355 --> 01:08:19,921
This is Melanie Anderson.

1243
01:08:20,052 --> 01:08:22,098
I spoke with you last week
about a Phoebe Sutton.

1244
01:08:22,228 --> 01:08:24,056
Hmm, what do you want?

1245
01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:25,884
Well, for starters,

1246
01:08:26,014 --> 01:08:27,668
I just found out
that's not even her real name.

1247
01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:33,109
Hello?

1248
01:08:47,514 --> 01:08:48,863
Hi.

1249
01:08:48,994 --> 01:08:51,170
Hi. Can I help you
with something?

1250
01:08:51,301 --> 01:08:54,521
I hope so. I wanted to ask about
a woman named Phoebe Sutton.

1251
01:08:54,652 --> 01:08:56,784
You may know her as Lisa Nolan.

1252
01:08:56,915 --> 01:08:58,569
And who might you be?

1253
01:08:58,699 --> 01:09:02,355
I'm... I'm Melanie Anderson.
Is Lisa here?

1254
01:09:02,486 --> 01:09:05,880
I'm afraid she hasn't stayed
with us for several weeks now.

1255
01:09:06,011 --> 01:09:08,100
I know.

1256
01:09:08,231 --> 01:09:10,668
Is there anything
you could tell me about Lisa?

1257
01:09:10,798 --> 01:09:12,235
Look, with all due respect,

1258
01:09:12,365 --> 01:09:14,411
the people here
just wanna be left alone.

1259
01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:16,282
They wanna get away
from the outside world,

1260
01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:18,719
so they have as much time
to heal as possible.

1261
01:09:22,070 --> 01:09:27,511
But she did have a friend here
named Kellyanne.

1262
01:09:27,641 --> 01:09:29,556
I saw the two of them spending
quite a bit of time together.

1263
01:09:29,687 --> 01:09:31,863
Is she here by any chance?

1264
01:09:36,084 --> 01:09:39,392
It's a wonderful place.
Been open 25 years.

1265
01:09:39,523 --> 01:09:42,308
I'm just so grateful we get
all of the necessary funding,

1266
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:45,181
and our patients have all
of the amenities they need.

1267
01:09:45,311 --> 01:09:47,487
Great staff-to-patient ratio.

1268
01:09:47,618 --> 01:09:49,837
Over 50 hours a month
of one-on-one time

1269
01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:51,970
with a licensed therapist.

1270
01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:54,407
I like to think of this place
as a safe space

1271
01:09:54,538 --> 01:09:58,106
for people to grow and learn
from their past mistakes

1272
01:09:58,237 --> 01:10:00,631
in the most nonjudgmental
setting possible.

1273
01:10:00,761 --> 01:10:02,241
Really help folks make it count

1274
01:10:02,372 --> 01:10:03,982
when they get
that second chance.

1275
01:10:04,112 --> 01:10:05,549
Or third or fourth.

1276
01:10:05,679 --> 01:10:07,290
How do you know Lisa?

1277
01:10:07,420 --> 01:10:09,466
She works for me.

1278
01:10:09,596 --> 01:10:11,642
How long was she
getting treatment here?

1279
01:10:11,772 --> 01:10:14,253
Couple months,
ever since she got out.

1280
01:10:14,384 --> 01:10:16,951
Got out?
What, from rehab or...

1281
01:10:17,082 --> 01:10:19,606
Please respect
our patient's privacy.

1282
01:10:19,737 --> 01:10:21,565
Kellyanne's over there.

1283
01:10:21,695 --> 01:10:25,264
Kellyanne, you have a visitor!

1284
01:10:30,269 --> 01:10:32,053
Make it brief.

1285
01:10:32,184 --> 01:10:36,057
And when you speak to her,
be very polite and very calm.

1286
01:10:36,188 --> 01:10:37,755
Who the hell are you?

1287
01:10:37,885 --> 01:10:39,757
I'm Melanie Anderson.

1288
01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:41,715
You hung up on me
a half-hour ago.

1289
01:10:41,846 --> 01:10:42,803
I did?

1290
01:10:42,934 --> 01:10:44,065
Yeah, you did.

1291
01:10:44,196 --> 01:10:46,242
We also spoke last week.

1292
01:10:46,372 --> 01:10:48,331
I was asking about
Phoebe Sutton.

1293
01:10:48,461 --> 01:10:50,376
Look, I don't even know
Phoebe Sutton.

1294
01:10:50,507 --> 01:10:51,595
That's the truth.

1295
01:10:51,725 --> 01:10:52,770
What about Lisa Nolan?

1296
01:10:53,988 --> 01:10:55,729
Look, lady,

1297
01:10:55,860 --> 01:10:58,428
I'm just here trying to
get my life together, okay?

1298
01:10:58,558 --> 01:11:00,299
Yeah, and I'm just here trying
to keep mine together.

1299
01:11:00,430 --> 01:11:03,084
All right, I'm done here.

1300
01:11:03,215 --> 01:11:05,391
- Francis. Francis!
- No!

1301
01:11:05,522 --> 01:11:07,393
- Listen.
- I don't know this woman!

1302
01:11:07,524 --> 01:11:09,787
- Get her out of here.
- I need to know about Lisa.

1303
01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:12,137
Please just tell me about Lisa.

1304
01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:14,574
- Tell me about Lisa, damn it.
- You need to leave now.

1305
01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:19,579
I just need information.

1306
01:11:19,710 --> 01:11:22,060
Please, is there anything
you can tell me about Lisa?

1307
01:11:22,190 --> 01:11:24,323
Lisa only stayed with us
for a few months,

1308
01:11:24,454 --> 01:11:26,020
and I need to respect
her privacy.

1309
01:11:26,151 --> 01:11:27,892
She was in jail, wasn't she?

1310
01:11:28,022 --> 01:11:30,155
I knew it was something bad.
What was she in jail for?

1311
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:32,157
Melanie, you know I can't
give you that information.

1312
01:11:34,812 --> 01:11:36,248
But I don't know.

1313
01:11:36,379 --> 01:11:38,032
Maybe her parole officer
would tell you more.

1314
01:11:38,163 --> 01:11:39,686
I'm sorry.

1315
01:11:41,819 --> 01:11:42,994
Okay, yup.

1316
01:11:46,171 --> 01:11:49,783
Parole office, parole office.

1317
01:11:49,914 --> 01:11:51,132
There you go.

1318
01:11:56,181 --> 01:11:57,138
[yelps]

1319
01:11:57,269 --> 01:11:59,140
Don't do that!

1320
01:11:59,271 --> 01:12:01,926
- What about what you just did?
- What?

1321
01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:03,188
I didn't tell that lady
anything.

1322
01:12:05,059 --> 01:12:06,844
Oh, come on.
Don't look at me like that.

1323
01:12:06,974 --> 01:12:09,063
I did everything you said.

1324
01:12:09,194 --> 01:12:11,457
I helped you get that damn job.

1325
01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:17,637
I'm not afraid of you, Lisa.

1326
01:12:17,768 --> 01:12:20,292
Why would you be?

1327
01:12:20,423 --> 01:12:24,122
I'm just asking what you
talked to Melanie about.

1328
01:12:24,252 --> 01:12:26,342
If you say it's nothing,
I believe you.

1329
01:12:26,472 --> 01:12:29,997
Sorry I freaked you out.

1330
01:12:30,128 --> 01:12:32,130
Well, I-I have a meeting.

1331
01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:33,958
I should probably
be getting inside, so...

1332
01:12:34,088 --> 01:12:35,481
Hey.

1333
01:12:36,874 --> 01:12:39,311
Thanks for having my back.

1334
01:12:39,442 --> 01:12:40,443
I miss you.

1335
01:12:41,922 --> 01:12:43,315
Oh!

1336
01:12:47,275 --> 01:12:51,192
- [stab]
- [groans]

1337
01:12:51,323 --> 01:12:54,152
I have to be getting
back to work anyway.

1338
01:13:07,513 --> 01:13:09,341
Hi. Are you Officer Steiner?

1339
01:13:10,864 --> 01:13:11,952
You one of mine?

1340
01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:14,215
No. I've never been arrested.

1341
01:13:14,346 --> 01:13:16,348
Keep up the good work.

1342
01:13:16,479 --> 01:13:19,177
So why are you here?

1343
01:13:19,307 --> 01:13:21,222
I need to talk to you
about one of your cases.

1344
01:13:21,353 --> 01:13:23,050
Sorry. Can't help you.

1345
01:13:24,182 --> 01:13:25,444
Please, listen to me.

1346
01:13:25,575 --> 01:13:26,750
Her name is Lisa Nolan,

1347
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:29,492
but I know her as Phoebe Sutton,

1348
01:13:29,622 --> 01:13:31,885
and she is making my life
a living hell.

1349
01:13:32,016 --> 01:13:32,973
How do you mean?

1350
01:13:36,455 --> 01:13:38,718
I hired her as my assistant.

1351
01:13:38,849 --> 01:13:41,242
Turns out nothing on
her work résumé is even true.

1352
01:13:41,373 --> 01:13:45,421
But it's not just work.
She's invaded my whole family.

1353
01:13:45,551 --> 01:13:47,379
Please, I have a little girl.

1354
01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:49,163
Is there anything
you can tell me about her?

1355
01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:52,863
How'd you find me anyway?

1356
01:13:52,993 --> 01:13:54,952
I was able to track Lisa
to some treatment center,

1357
01:13:55,082 --> 01:13:56,736
but she'd already left.

1358
01:13:56,867 --> 01:13:59,217
She had listed a Kellyanne Darcy
as a work reference.

1359
01:13:59,347 --> 01:14:01,219
She was still there.

1360
01:14:01,349 --> 01:14:03,961
Yeah, they were locked up
in a cell together upstate.

1361
01:14:04,091 --> 01:14:06,006
Kellyanne on a drug charge,

1362
01:14:06,137 --> 01:14:09,096
assault and vandalism for Lisa.

1363
01:14:09,227 --> 01:14:12,230
You have any proof she's trying
to harm you or your family?

1364
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,058
I found a hidden camera
in my bedroom.

1365
01:14:14,188 --> 01:14:15,276
She denies it, but...

1366
01:14:15,407 --> 01:14:17,888
So nothing concrete.

1367
01:14:18,018 --> 01:14:20,064
No.

1368
01:14:20,194 --> 01:14:23,894
Look I'll ask her about it,
believe me,

1369
01:14:24,024 --> 01:14:25,809
but if she hasn't
done anything illegal,

1370
01:14:25,939 --> 01:14:27,419
that's about all I can do.

1371
01:14:27,550 --> 01:14:29,769
In the meanwhile,
I suggest you be careful.

1372
01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:32,293
Call the police as soon as
you have anything solid.

1373
01:14:32,424 --> 01:14:34,121
By then, it'll be too late.

1374
01:14:37,429 --> 01:14:38,691
[sighs]

1375
01:14:38,822 --> 01:14:40,650
I remember something
about her saying

1376
01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:43,957
she was gonna look up some
family now that she was out.

1377
01:14:44,088 --> 01:14:46,220
Yeah, this is it.

1378
01:14:46,351 --> 01:14:47,483
She requested
a bunch of documents

1379
01:14:47,613 --> 01:14:49,136
while she was still in lockup.

1380
01:14:49,267 --> 01:14:50,747
Documents about what?

1381
01:14:50,877 --> 01:14:51,965
Juvie record, chain of custody,

1382
01:14:52,096 --> 01:14:54,141
that sort of thing.

1383
01:14:54,272 --> 01:14:55,882
Both Lisa's parents died
when she was pretty young,

1384
01:14:56,013 --> 01:14:57,101
so she didn't have
a lot of memories

1385
01:14:57,231 --> 01:14:59,277
from that time of her life.

1386
01:14:59,407 --> 01:15:01,627
Mother died of cancer
when she was two,

1387
01:15:01,758 --> 01:15:04,674
father a car accident
when she was barely four.

1388
01:15:04,804 --> 01:15:07,503
Oh, God, that's awful.

1389
01:15:07,633 --> 01:15:10,680
Yeah, life's a little rougher
on some of us then others.

1390
01:15:10,810 --> 01:15:14,205
Just ask most of the people
that have sat in that seat.

1391
01:15:14,335 --> 01:15:18,252
Looks like her father remarried
about a year before he died.

1392
01:15:18,383 --> 01:15:19,515
Stepmother didn't keep Lisa
too long.

1393
01:15:19,645 --> 01:15:21,081
She was pretty young herself.

1394
01:15:21,212 --> 01:15:24,389
Sent her to live
with her grandparents,

1395
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:27,566
but wound up in the foster care
system shortly after that.

1396
01:15:31,135 --> 01:15:32,963
One of the homes turned out
to be pretty damn abusive.

1397
01:15:35,139 --> 01:15:37,358
I had no idea.

1398
01:15:37,489 --> 01:15:39,317
What about the stepmom?

1399
01:15:39,447 --> 01:15:41,667
Maybe I could talk to her.
What's her name?

1400
01:15:42,973 --> 01:15:44,931
Carol. Carol Graham.

1401
01:15:56,073 --> 01:15:57,640
[sighs]

1402
01:16:19,270 --> 01:16:22,795
[phone vibrating]

1403
01:16:22,926 --> 01:16:24,667
Mom, I don't know when you're
getting back from your trip,

1404
01:16:24,797 --> 01:16:26,538
but you gotta call me
as soon as you can.

1405
01:16:26,669 --> 01:16:28,192
Something's wrong.

1406
01:16:37,027 --> 01:16:38,855
Hello, Carol.

1407
01:16:38,985 --> 01:16:42,119
What are you doing here?
How'd you get in?

1408
01:16:42,249 --> 01:16:44,730
This has been my house
for over a week now.

1409
01:16:44,861 --> 01:16:46,210
Who are you?

1410
01:16:46,340 --> 01:16:48,691
You don't even recognize me,
do you?

1411
01:16:48,821 --> 01:16:50,997
Figures.

1412
01:16:52,433 --> 01:16:55,393
Oh, my God. Lisa?

1413
01:17:00,528 --> 01:17:02,182
[muffled screams]

1414
01:17:05,838 --> 01:17:08,711
[ringing]

1415
01:17:08,841 --> 01:17:10,190
Hello.

1416
01:17:10,321 --> 01:17:12,976
Hey, boss, where have you been?

1417
01:17:13,106 --> 01:17:15,674
I haven't seen you all day.

1418
01:17:15,805 --> 01:17:18,024
I know, Lisa.
I know everything.

1419
01:17:18,155 --> 01:17:20,244
Oh, well, actually,
that's a relief.

1420
01:17:20,374 --> 01:17:22,942
So I guess you'll be coming home
to discuss it then.

1421
01:17:23,073 --> 01:17:25,249
Huh, sister?

1422
01:17:25,379 --> 01:17:27,686
Stepsister.

1423
01:17:27,817 --> 01:17:29,688
Wait, wait, what do you mean?
Where are you?

1424
01:17:29,819 --> 01:17:32,256
Exactly where I said.
Home.

1425
01:17:33,823 --> 01:17:35,302
Leave them alone.
This is between us.

1426
01:17:35,433 --> 01:17:36,652
You got that right.

1427
01:17:36,782 --> 01:17:38,044
And when you get here,

1428
01:17:38,175 --> 01:17:39,567
you better be
on your best behavior.

1429
01:17:39,698 --> 01:17:41,308
No cops.

1430
01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:44,268
I see one black and white,
and all bets are off.

1431
01:17:44,398 --> 01:17:45,399
Bye!

1432
01:17:50,622 --> 01:17:52,755
[line ringing]

1433
01:17:52,885 --> 01:17:54,017
Alex can't come
to the phone right now.

1434
01:17:54,147 --> 01:17:55,235
Can I take a message?

1435
01:17:55,366 --> 01:17:57,585
Lisa, I swear to God...

1436
01:17:57,716 --> 01:17:59,587
He's spending quality time
with his family.

1437
01:17:59,718 --> 01:18:00,980
Leave them alone!
If you hurt them...

1438
01:18:01,111 --> 01:18:02,242
Bye.

1439
01:18:09,032 --> 01:18:10,250
PHOEBE: Sorry about that.

1440
01:18:10,381 --> 01:18:11,338
Just had to make
a quick phone call.

1441
01:18:11,469 --> 01:18:13,210
- Hey.
- What's up?

1442
01:18:13,340 --> 01:18:16,213
Look, I just want to
apologize again for yesterday.

1443
01:18:16,343 --> 01:18:18,171
Oh, in Mel's defense,

1444
01:18:18,302 --> 01:18:21,740
she has been going through
a lot of changes lately.

1445
01:18:21,871 --> 01:18:24,961
And like I said, we totally
smoked the peace pipe.

1446
01:18:25,091 --> 01:18:27,833
Do you think I would come over
if I thought she'd mind?

1447
01:18:27,964 --> 01:18:31,010
Oh, that's great. I guess
I should probably call her.

1448
01:18:31,141 --> 01:18:32,882
If I had my phone.

1449
01:18:33,012 --> 01:18:35,841
Oh, I just talked to her.
She is on her way home.

1450
01:18:35,972 --> 01:18:37,234
Let's play.

1451
01:18:37,364 --> 01:18:39,018
- Shall we?
- Yeah.

1452
01:18:43,675 --> 01:18:45,242
Are you coming, Daddy?

1453
01:18:45,372 --> 01:18:47,157
Yeah, come on, Alex.

1454
01:18:47,287 --> 01:18:48,506
Yeah, yeah.

1455
01:18:51,639 --> 01:18:53,554
All right, who's up?

1456
01:18:53,685 --> 01:18:55,034
- Your turn.
- Okay.

1457
01:19:08,656 --> 01:19:10,920
[door opens, closes]

1458
01:19:11,050 --> 01:19:13,444
Well, look who it is.

1459
01:19:13,574 --> 01:19:15,881
We were just wondering
when you were gonna show up.

1460
01:19:16,012 --> 01:19:17,143
Here I am.

1461
01:19:17,274 --> 01:19:18,318
Hi, Mommy!

1462
01:19:18,449 --> 01:19:20,103
Hey, sweetie.

1463
01:19:20,233 --> 01:19:21,060
- Hey.
- Hey.

1464
01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:23,323
How are you?

1465
01:19:23,454 --> 01:19:24,672
Good?

1466
01:19:24,803 --> 01:19:26,239
Of course.

1467
01:19:26,370 --> 01:19:29,112
I'm glad you two made up.

1468
01:19:29,242 --> 01:19:32,724
Yeah. It's like we're sisters.

1469
01:19:32,855 --> 01:19:34,682
So whose turn is it?

1470
01:19:34,813 --> 01:19:36,510
Phoebe's.

1471
01:19:36,641 --> 01:19:39,383
You're right.
It is my turn.

1472
01:19:39,513 --> 01:19:43,387
I almost forgot.
I need to download you in

1473
01:19:43,517 --> 01:19:45,476
on that conference call
with Barbara.

1474
01:19:45,606 --> 01:19:48,827
You know,
I actually just saw her.

1475
01:19:48,958 --> 01:19:51,308
I had a feeling.
Sorry, honey,

1476
01:19:51,438 --> 01:19:53,789
but we just need to sort out
this stuff right now.

1477
01:19:53,919 --> 01:19:56,704
Oh, if we must.

1478
01:19:56,835 --> 01:19:58,184
Boo!

1479
01:19:58,315 --> 01:20:00,186
Hey, listen to your mommy.

1480
01:20:00,317 --> 01:20:01,971
You don't want
to be put in timeout.

1481
01:20:02,101 --> 01:20:03,537
I've been put in timeout before,

1482
01:20:03,668 --> 01:20:07,411
and let me tell you,
it really sucks.

1483
01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:12,198
Would you like a big banana
split to make up for it?

1484
01:20:12,329 --> 01:20:14,113
Yeah!

1485
01:20:14,244 --> 01:20:16,376
Alex, would you mind
grabbing a little snack?

1486
01:20:16,507 --> 01:20:18,248
Uh, yeah, sure.

1487
01:20:18,378 --> 01:20:20,250
You guys sure everything
is cool with you two?

1488
01:20:20,380 --> 01:20:24,036
Absolutely. We just need
to get this over with.

1489
01:20:24,167 --> 01:20:26,691
- Sure, okay.
- Okay, babe.

1490
01:20:33,916 --> 01:20:35,656
Something tells me

1491
01:20:35,787 --> 01:20:39,835
you don't wanna talk about
Barbara from Yowsers.

1492
01:20:39,965 --> 01:20:42,489
What gave you that idea, Phoebe?

1493
01:20:42,620 --> 01:20:45,188
Now, I'm not sure
if someone as lucky as you

1494
01:20:45,318 --> 01:20:47,494
can be aware of this,

1495
01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:51,890
but there is a very thin line
between pleasure and pain.

1496
01:20:52,021 --> 01:20:57,330
It's that same line
that separates the two of us.

1497
01:20:57,461 --> 01:21:01,334
See, you got all the joy,
and I got all the hurt.

1498
01:21:02,901 --> 01:21:05,599
But tables were
built to be turned.

1499
01:21:05,730 --> 01:21:09,473
Lisa, I feel really horrible
for what happened to you.

1500
01:21:09,603 --> 01:21:11,083
- I do.
- No, you don't.

1501
01:21:12,519 --> 01:21:15,261
Not yet, but you will.

1502
01:21:15,392 --> 01:21:17,002
Very soon.

1503
01:21:17,133 --> 01:21:19,222
So what happens now?

1504
01:21:19,352 --> 01:21:22,790
You get rid of me and then what?

1505
01:21:22,921 --> 01:21:24,880
Alex and Tina
and Sam and everyone,

1506
01:21:25,010 --> 01:21:28,318
they just forget I existed
and accept you in my place?

1507
01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:30,537
[scoffs]
That's your plan?

1508
01:21:30,668 --> 01:21:33,758
Why is that so crazy?

1509
01:21:33,889 --> 01:21:37,283
I mean, I'm the one that got
Sam the Yowsers account,

1510
01:21:37,414 --> 01:21:40,504
I'm the one that made Tina's
birthday party super special,

1511
01:21:40,634 --> 01:21:43,202
and I can make Alex sweat
in the dead of winter

1512
01:21:43,333 --> 01:21:45,552
just by touching his arm.

1513
01:21:45,683 --> 01:21:49,730
You see, I'm better at
being you than you ever were.

1514
01:21:49,861 --> 01:21:51,689
It's my life!

1515
01:21:51,819 --> 01:21:53,821
Then I guess this is what
you would call a life hack.

1516
01:21:53,952 --> 01:21:56,433
And do you wanna know
how I do it?

1517
01:21:56,563 --> 01:21:59,740
I'm gonna tell everyone you
tried to kill me with this gun.

1518
01:21:59,871 --> 01:22:03,788
Yeah. And you gave me no choice,
but I had to take it away and...

1519
01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:06,573
- [cocks gun]
- like I said,

1520
01:22:06,704 --> 01:22:08,358
you gave me no choice.

1521
01:22:08,488 --> 01:22:09,315
No one's gonna believe that.

1522
01:22:09,446 --> 01:22:11,535
[laughs]

1523
01:22:11,665 --> 01:22:14,451
Are you so sure about that?

1524
01:22:14,581 --> 01:22:17,933
Everyone has seen you
attacking me at work,

1525
01:22:18,063 --> 01:22:19,456
yelling at me.

1526
01:22:19,586 --> 01:22:21,675
Your own family has seen it.

1527
01:22:21,806 --> 01:22:26,550
It's clear you've been under
a lot of extra pressure lately.

1528
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,900
You snapped.

1529
01:22:29,031 --> 01:22:30,815
It happens.

1530
01:22:30,946 --> 01:22:34,166
It's about to happen very soon.

1531
01:22:34,297 --> 01:22:36,429
No, no, please.
Tina will...

1532
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:38,475
Will be just fine.

1533
01:22:38,605 --> 01:22:41,521
Her Aunt Lisa's gonna take
super good care of her.

1534
01:22:41,652 --> 01:22:43,349
Alex too.

1535
01:22:44,568 --> 01:22:46,613
Please, I can help you.

1536
01:22:46,744 --> 01:22:48,398
Oh, and what would you do?

1537
01:22:48,528 --> 01:22:50,443
We'll call my mom, okay?
We'll call Carol.

1538
01:22:50,574 --> 01:22:53,490
- We'll make sense of all this.
- And what would she say?

1539
01:22:53,620 --> 01:22:56,058
"I'm so sorry for running off

1540
01:22:56,188 --> 01:22:58,451
and leaving a terrified
little girl behind

1541
01:22:58,582 --> 01:23:01,280
to be abused
by gross strangers"?

1542
01:23:01,411 --> 01:23:03,369
Yeah, she would.

1543
01:23:05,023 --> 01:23:08,940
That bitch is already sorry.
Trust me.

1544
01:23:09,071 --> 01:23:10,637
What?

1545
01:23:10,768 --> 01:23:12,204
You killed her?

1546
01:23:12,335 --> 01:23:14,990
- She killed me first.
- No!

1547
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:17,383
A long time ago.

1548
01:23:17,514 --> 01:23:20,821
And now I'm making
everything right!

1549
01:23:20,952 --> 01:23:26,349
The right life,
the right job, the right mommy.

1550
01:23:26,479 --> 01:23:28,742
More like the wrong mommy!

1551
01:23:28,873 --> 01:23:29,787
Mom!

1552
01:23:31,658 --> 01:23:33,356
Oh, thank God you're okay.

1553
01:23:36,446 --> 01:23:38,187
CAROL: I know her.

1554
01:23:38,317 --> 01:23:40,058
I know. So do I.

1555
01:23:43,366 --> 01:23:44,541
Tina!

1556
01:23:44,671 --> 01:23:46,978
No, she's okay, she's okay.

1557
01:23:47,109 --> 01:23:50,808
[sirens approaching]

1558
01:23:50,938 --> 01:23:52,505
Women helping women.

1559
01:23:59,077 --> 01:24:01,906
I can't believe
I have a stepsister.

1560
01:24:03,777 --> 01:24:05,431
This has just all been so crazy.

1561
01:24:05,562 --> 01:24:08,826
I mean, she tried
to steal my life,

1562
01:24:08,956 --> 01:24:10,871
everything I love:

1563
01:24:11,002 --> 01:24:13,918
my daughter,
my husband, my career.

1564
01:24:16,790 --> 01:24:21,969
With the cards she was dealt,
compared to mine,

1565
01:24:22,100 --> 01:24:23,841
I guess I can't
really blame her.

1566
01:24:23,971 --> 01:24:26,539
No, you can blame me.
No, this is my fault.

1567
01:24:26,670 --> 01:24:28,324
You didn't know.

1568
01:24:28,454 --> 01:24:30,021
Oh, honey.

1569
01:24:30,152 --> 01:24:34,547
I surrendered our daughter
to her grandparents,

1570
01:24:34,678 --> 01:24:37,724
who I thought wanted her.

1571
01:24:39,030 --> 01:24:41,424
You were really young.

1572
01:24:41,554 --> 01:24:46,951
I was so overwhelmed with
the idea of raising her alone,

1573
01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:52,261
I really thought that I would
be the worst thing for her.

1574
01:24:52,391 --> 01:24:55,220
I had no idea that this
situation with her grandparents

1575
01:24:55,351 --> 01:24:59,224
would end up being so temporary.

1576
01:24:59,355 --> 01:25:02,009
If I'd known, I...

1577
01:25:02,140 --> 01:25:03,750
[sighs]

1578
01:25:03,881 --> 01:25:05,752
I was just selfish.

1579
01:25:05,883 --> 01:25:09,365
Mom, don't. Come on.

1580
01:25:09,495 --> 01:25:11,758
Hey, guys. Sorry, I'm gonna
get Tina off to school.

1581
01:25:11,889 --> 01:25:13,369
Yeah, thanks, babe.

1582
01:25:13,499 --> 01:25:15,414
Sure. Let me know
if you need anything.

1583
01:25:15,545 --> 01:25:18,069
Oh, we're just catching up
on some stuff.

1584
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:20,289
Right.
Okay, I'll get out of your way.

1585
01:25:20,419 --> 01:25:22,856
Goodbye, Mommy.
Goodbye, Grandma.

1586
01:25:22,987 --> 01:25:26,425
There she is!
Give me a hug.

1587
01:25:26,556 --> 01:25:28,079
What would you like
for dinner tonight?

1588
01:25:28,210 --> 01:25:29,124
Anything you want.

1589
01:25:29,254 --> 01:25:30,560
- Anything?
- Anything.

1590
01:25:30,690 --> 01:25:32,170
Grilled cheese and pickles.

1591
01:25:32,301 --> 01:25:33,563
Eww!