1 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,928 [dramatic rock music] 2 00:00:10,969 --> 00:00:17,179 * * 3 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:18,935 - You're bluffing. 4 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:22,107 - [scoffs] I happen to have a great poker face. 5 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:27,571 - This is your "holding good cards" face... 6 00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:30,740 your "holding bad cards" face... 7 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:34,910 your "need to go to the bathroom" face... 8 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:37,161 and your bluffing face. 9 00:00:39,247 --> 00:00:42,497 I won a lot of Go Fish at Fenster Hall. 10 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:46,922 - Ha! That was my "bluffing I was bluffing" face. 11 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,883 - Game recognize game. 12 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:52,893 - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Uh-oh, here comes the dance. 13 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:55,347 - If you stop, I'll give you all my chips. 14 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:58,478 - Can't stop, won't stop, can't stop! 15 00:00:59,976 --> 00:01:01,636 Okay, I'll stop. 16 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,440 So... 17 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:07,942 anybody got any big plans for the weekend? 18 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:12,034 'Cause a little birdie told me that you have a date with Sean. 19 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:15,532 - Okay, who told you? - Chirp. 20 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,905 I tried to hold out, but she bribed me with a banana. 21 00:01:18,953 --> 00:01:21,753 She knows my weakness. 22 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,960 - Hannah, if you can't talk to your mom about boys and dating, 23 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:27,051 who can you talk to? 24 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,627 - Literally anybody else. 25 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:31,342 And it's not a date, Mom. It's just a hang. 26 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:32,683 - What's the difference? 27 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:34,297 - The word "date" is stressful, 28 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,974 and we are an anxious generation. 29 00:01:37,013 --> 00:01:40,313 - So where are you hanging? 30 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:43,310 - Hannah has left the conversation. 31 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,649 - Okay, that is definitely 32 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,650 your "I have to go to the bathroom" face. 33 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:52,402 - No, it's my "teenage daughter is a pain in the butt" face. 34 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:54,655 And also, I have to go to the bathroom. 35 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:56,488 - See? I'm good. 36 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,993 - * Two, three * - * Hey! * 37 00:01:59,035 --> 00:02:00,495 * Hey, hey * 38 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:05,167 - * Every time I turn around * 39 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,328 - * Hey, hey * 40 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,416 * Hey, hey * 41 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,840 - Is this what being a parent 42 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,298 of a teenager feels like? 43 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:11,718 Being excited that she has a first date 44 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:13,466 but frustrated that she won't tell you anything 45 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,048 about the boy or the date? 46 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,263 - You've got to be patient. 47 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:17,972 Being a parent of a teenager gets better. 48 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:19,143 - When? 49 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:20,770 - When they're no longer a teenager. 50 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,387 [laughs] 51 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:25,654 In fact, this is what we give the teens over at Fenster Hall. 52 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,977 - "Explore your hormones." 53 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:29,523 Been there, done that. 54 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,606 Have the tattoo on my ankle to prove it. 55 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:36,702 This would have given Henry a heart attack. 56 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,490 All I wanted when I was Hannah's age 57 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,953 was a mom to talk to. 58 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,373 And you know Henry was great, but whenever I would talk 59 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:43,872 about boys, he'd go... 60 00:02:43,913 --> 00:02:46,923 * La la la la la la la la la * 61 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:49,538 Do you remember when Jimmy kissed me 62 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:53,006 at the kissing rock at Camp Kookalookie? 63 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:56,758 Ah, but my first real kiss was Brett Forman. 64 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:58,471 Holy macanoli. 65 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:02,931 - Oh, the kiss that changed my life: Rebecca Hilbert. 66 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,314 Lots of sparks. 67 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,061 - I miss sparks. 68 00:03:06,102 --> 00:03:09,362 - Well, let's go get you some. 69 00:03:09,397 --> 00:03:11,147 Girl, let me see your dating app. 70 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,861 - Mm. There's this one guy I've been talking to. 71 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,152 EvanLovesDogs77. 72 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,946 - Ooh, cute name, cute guy. 73 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:21,281 And he's got a daughter. 74 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,736 He's a #GirlDad. 75 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,786 I like him already. [knock at door] 76 00:03:24,829 --> 00:03:26,079 - Hey. 77 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,252 I think I left one of my old lyric books here 78 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,831 when I dropped Diego off from soccer. 79 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:30,996 I'll just be a sec. 80 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,924 - Hannah's got a date. - Yeah, I know. 81 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:36,422 It's tomorrow night, right? But it's more of just a hang. 82 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:39,586 - You knew about it? - Of course. I'm her dad. 83 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:42,676 Oh, she didn't tell you. 84 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,522 - Why am I not in the loop? - Ah, don't worry about it. 85 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:46,888 One of us has to be the cool parent. 86 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,435 I'm sure there's all sorts of boring stuff 87 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:51,058 you know about that I don't. 88 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,566 - I have a date, too. 89 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:54,977 There's something you didn't know. 90 00:03:55,026 --> 00:03:56,526 - Really? 91 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:59,069 Oh. Okay, cool. 92 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,874 Totally good with that. 93 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,157 - That's big of you, 94 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,450 since we're divorced and you have a girlfriend. 95 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,373 - Thank you very much. 96 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:11,958 What's up, Izzy? 97 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,382 - I'm making an "everything in the fridge" sandwich. 98 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,551 Can you pass me that whipped cream? 99 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,303 Hungry? 100 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,894 - I think I'll just watch you explode. 101 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,350 Hey, this musician I love wants me to write a song for him, 102 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:32,402 but all my good ideas are in my lyric book, which I can't find. 103 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,729 It's not in that sandwich, is it? 104 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:37,744 - I write songs. Maybe I can help. 105 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:41,987 * Pretty sandwich, about to be in my belly * 106 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:45,492 * Pretty sandwich, love you 'cause you're smelly * 107 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,745 - Rock on, sister. 108 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:55,420 - I am down with this EvanLoveDogs77 guy. 109 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,262 I mean, he enjoys being a parent 110 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,007 and he doesn't list the "school of life" as his education. 111 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,430 - Okay, let's go for it. 112 00:05:02,469 --> 00:05:06,219 "Hey, EvanLovesDogs77, 113 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:08,274 want to hang out tomorrow night?" 114 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,018 Dog emoji. 115 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:11,100 What if he doesn't... 116 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,194 [cell phone chimes] 117 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:14,478 Hey, he said yes. - Oh! 118 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:16,692 Punky Brewster is back. 119 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:21,987 - Hannah, you and I both have first dates. 120 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,030 - Great, because when I think about my first date, 121 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,664 I want to be thinking about my mom. 122 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,040 - Oh, and Aunt Cherie 123 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,197 gave us a pamphlet to talk about our bodies. 124 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:30,785 - Even worse. 125 00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:40,383 - How's this? 126 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:43,513 - Boring! You're not going to church. 127 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,473 - Okay, well, now I'm running out of clothes. 128 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,233 Is this better? 129 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:54,729 - I like that for you. 130 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:58,651 It says "I'm casual, I'm cool, and I'm 100% hottie." 131 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,902 - [gasps softly] Thank you. 132 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:04,494 By the way, pro tip when dealing with Mom: 133 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:07,741 don't blurt things out without knowing exactly what she knows, 134 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:11,334 because I wasn't dying for her to hear about my plans. 135 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,081 - Sorry. Rookie mistake. 136 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,254 Still getting used to this whole sister stuff. 137 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:18,842 - Me too. [sighs] 138 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:22,218 - You nervous? - So nervous. 139 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:23,757 - Hey, you got the good sister. 140 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,510 And remember, if it doesn't work out, 141 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,762 there are other options. 142 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:30,024 It's a numbers game. 143 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,476 - How do you know so much about this stuff? 144 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,937 - My mom dated a lot. 145 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:37,058 "Remember, you can't be that thirsty. 146 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:40,775 Otherwise you're never gonna get a drink." 147 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,697 - What does that mean? - I have no idea. 148 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:47,447 [warm acoustic music] 149 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,660 - Remember, this is only a date. 150 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:52,911 Nobody can replace you two, so don't worry. 151 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:56,624 - We weren't-- until you just said that. 152 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:58,786 - Whoa, you need to see this. 153 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:01,545 - Did you see dirt on Sean? - No, your date-- 154 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,798 Mr. EvanLovesDogs77. 155 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,590 Once you've seen this, you can't unsee it. 156 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,967 He's an adult man in a wizard costume. 157 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,564 Should have been a hard pass. 158 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,940 - I think the cloak is baller. 159 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,557 Hit me. 160 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,323 I don't know if I'm more nervous 161 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:26,992 about my date or Hannah's. 162 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:30,950 - Just in case, let me spray some of this on your pits. 163 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:34,620 - Thank you. 164 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:37,582 [upbeat music] 165 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:39,504 * * 166 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:42,842 - Whoa, whoa. - Ooh. 167 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,169 - Hannah, you look amazing. 168 00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:46,585 So what do you think? 169 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:50,393 - I think that I want to focus on how I cute I look. 170 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:52,258 - Ladies, what's important here 171 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:56,175 is that we all look better than Diego. 172 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,096 - What's up, guys? 173 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:02,024 Reporting for duty. Ready to babysit. 174 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:05,435 - They're your kids. It's called being a dad. 175 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,315 - Punky, you look... 176 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:10,373 Wow. 177 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:11,777 - Thanks, Trav. 178 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,615 - You let that smoke show go? 179 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,871 Woof. 180 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,793 - Okay, Hannah, before you go, 181 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,212 you need to give me Sean's real number. 182 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,090 The one you gave me was for Jersey Mike's. 183 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:24,668 - Fine. 184 00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,263 [cell phone chimes] - Received. 185 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:28,007 Okay, remember, dinner before ice cream. 186 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:29,549 - And Izzy's bedtime is 8:30, 187 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,142 but she'll tell you it's midnight. 188 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:34,637 - Hey, Mom, I'm going to run a background check on this guy. 189 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:37,681 Is LovesDogs77 his real last name? 190 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:40,056 - Gotta go. 191 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,306 - All right, bye, guys. 192 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,396 all: Bye. - Have fun. 193 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:48,402 - Yup. 194 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,565 - [sighs] So... 195 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:53,073 what do we know about this dude your mom's meeting up with? 196 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:56,536 - We know he's going to have a better night than you are. 197 00:08:56,578 --> 00:09:00,328 * * 198 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,421 - You're not on the road anymore. 199 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,053 Use a bowl, man. 200 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,429 - Yeah, we're not animals. 201 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,757 - Oh, really? 202 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:13,761 You know you have a little something right... 203 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:17,183 ugh, basically all over your face. 204 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,603 - Dad, do you know how to get on the dark web? 205 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:21,902 - I don't, and if you stop trying, 206 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,686 you can have more Breyers. 207 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,690 - Ice cream is your solution to everything. 208 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,153 And I love it. 209 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,320 - Hey, don't tell your mom. 210 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,076 Oh, you know, I found my lyric book. 211 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:39,787 Turns out it was mostly doodles. 212 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,619 So I guess I'm just blocked. 213 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:42,794 - Maybe you're distracted 214 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,002 'cause you're thinking about Punky. 215 00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:48,253 You looked sad seeing her go... on her date... 216 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:49,876 with another man. 217 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:54,143 - Yeah, I guess it was kind of weird, 218 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:57,637 but I gotta get used to that. 219 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,971 Okay, where were we? 220 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:03,186 Oh, that's right. I have no ideas. 221 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,978 - Maybe you should write a song about something 222 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:08,401 that makes you happy, like ice cream. 223 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,071 - Eh, I don't know. 224 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,990 - What's your favorite flavor? 225 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,068 - Uh, this is silly. 226 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,574 Um... 227 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,945 rocky road. 228 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:22,035 - * My favorite thing in life was rocky road ice cream * 229 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:26,080 * I'd eat it every day and all night long * 230 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,586 - * Then one day my little marshmallow * 231 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,128 * Walked out the door * 232 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,972 * And now that she's gone * 233 00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:36,639 * I love her even more * 234 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:37,968 - You said "she." 235 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:40,603 - Did I? - Yep. 236 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,100 Punky is your rocky road. 237 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:46,233 * * 238 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,858 - It says we'll be picking up notes 239 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,318 of plum, vanilla, and earth. 240 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:53,279 - Hmm. Mine just tastes like wine. 241 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,649 - Hmm. 242 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,606 That can't be right. 243 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,986 - So, tell me, what do you do? 244 00:10:59,034 --> 00:11:02,794 - Well, I'm in marketing for a software company 245 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,419 that specializes in aggregation of... 246 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,827 and I'm already boring you. [chuckles] 247 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,786 - Uh, no, it's not you. 248 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,206 Um... 249 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,804 this is actually my first date. 250 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,380 - E-ever? 251 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,465 - [chuckles] No, since my divorce. 252 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,760 But I'm really distracted 253 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,353 because my daughter is on her first date, too, 254 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,018 and she won't tell me anything about the date. 255 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:24,887 - Mm. I'm totally into my daughter's life. 256 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,984 We have a YouTube channel where she makes fun 257 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,480 of all my clothing choices. 258 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,032 I'm just happy to be involved. 259 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,897 Daughters are hard. 260 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,703 - Tell me about it. 261 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,198 Okay, back to us. 262 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,779 No more phone... 263 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,834 right after I just text her once more. 264 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,998 [light music] 265 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,289 * * 266 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:53,415 - You're staring at me. 267 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,763 - I can't help it. 268 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:59,719 You've, uh, got some foam right there. 269 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,471 No, uh, here. 270 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,848 [cell phone chimes] Oh. 271 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,641 I'm so sorry. 272 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,595 - No, no, it's great. 273 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:12,015 [softly] What? 274 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,435 Ugh, I can't believe she's texting me again. 275 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,994 - At least your mom cares. You should probably answer it. 276 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,198 - Absolutely not. 277 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:22,079 So, um, tell me more about where we're going next. 278 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,037 - Okay, it's so cool. 279 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,037 We are going to the Warlock Jones escape room. 280 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,210 - I didn't know you were a Jones fan. 281 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,079 - I'm not. 282 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,705 I just thought it'd be cool 283 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,341 to be locked in a room with you. 284 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:37,299 I'm sorry; I didn't mean for that to sound creepy. 285 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,800 - [chuckles] 286 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,972 [Sean's cell phone blips] 287 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,465 - I think it's your mom. 288 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:48,024 Wow, she is really into the siren emoji. 289 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:49,309 I'll just ping her back. 290 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:52,022 - How about we don't text her at all? 291 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:54,073 She'll be fine. [chuckles] 292 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:02,662 Oh, look, I have foam on mouth again. 293 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,489 - Oh, my God, I can't believe you don't actually have dogs. 294 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,995 How can you call yourself EvanLovesDogs77? 295 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:13,919 - Well, I am fatally allergic, but I do love dogs from afar. 296 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,000 And 77 is actually the amount of times 297 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,836 I've had to use an EpiPen, so... 298 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:21,471 [both laugh] 299 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,219 - Oh. Evan... 300 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:26,892 I sent sirens. It's a whole thing now. 301 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,891 - It's okay. 302 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:35,692 - Hey, how are things over here? 303 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,942 [clears throat] 304 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,534 - Oh, our coffee is fire. Thanks. 305 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,700 - Awesome. 306 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,068 Oh, and are you Hannah, and are you Sean? 307 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:46,195 - Yes. [camera shutter clicks] 308 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,202 - Your mom wanted proof of life. Thanks. 309 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,405 - She tracked my phone. 310 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,626 That's it, I'm shutting it off. 311 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:01,221 - Well, I'd say we should go to our next destination, 312 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,217 but if I'm being honest, 313 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,469 it seems like there's someplace else you'd rather be. 314 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,812 - You know what? 315 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,176 This phone is staying in this purse permanently, 316 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:12,144 and I am all-in on wherever we're going next. 317 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,595 - Oh, well, then here's to continuing the night. 318 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,606 [cell phone chimes] - Mm. 319 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:18,819 - Oh. 320 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,318 You don't mind if I just chug this, do you? 321 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,327 Mm. 322 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,749 Yeah, still no plum but... 323 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,248 notes of sadness. 324 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,130 - I'm sorry. It's my son Diego. 325 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,748 He wants to run a background check on you. 326 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,545 Apparently he doesn't trust me to make my own decisions, 327 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,629 which is truly annoying. 328 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,925 - Huh, that's kind of like you texting your daughter all night 329 00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,760 because you don't trust her. 330 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:52,595 - That is not remot... 331 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,442 oh, my God. 332 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,977 Hannah probably thinks I don't trust her. 333 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,859 "Hannah, no more texts. 334 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:05,161 I promise." 335 00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:08,446 All right, let's bail on this wine bar 336 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:12,081 and see where the night takes us... 337 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:14,080 as long as I'm home by 10:00. 338 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:17,212 - Well, if you're open to an adventure, 339 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,920 then I have just one question. 340 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,051 Do you believe in magic? 341 00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:27,013 - Welcome to Snaggletooth Academy, 342 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,302 witches and wizards. 343 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:31,216 I mean witch and wizard. 344 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,144 Our student, Warlock Jones, needs your help. 345 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,194 You're both in mortal danger. 346 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,017 Magnus McNasty has locked you 347 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:41,113 in the Room of Discontent 348 00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:43,149 and is planning to attack 349 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,443 Snaggletooth Academy 350 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,736 in one hour. 351 00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,949 You must escape and warn Warlock Jones. 352 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:52,160 - You guys are just gonna make out in here, aren't you? 353 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,252 [both chuckle] - What? 354 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,167 - Wait! Holdicus the Dooricus! 355 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,587 [chuckles] That's wizard lingo. 356 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,167 - Hannah? Sean. 357 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,962 - Mom? - What are you doing here? 358 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,795 - Hi, Mrs. Brewster. - Oh, you can call me Punky. 359 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,301 - Oh, hi, I'm Evan. 360 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:11,263 I'm Punky's boyfriend. 361 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,894 - And I'm officially in hell. 362 00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,942 - Your 60 minutes trapped in a small room all together 363 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,686 with no way out starts now. 364 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,109 - No! No! 365 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,028 Get me out of here! 366 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,397 I'm on a double date with my mom. 367 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:35,543 [upbeat music] 368 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,958 - Is it a calendar or a compass? 369 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,457 Come on, come on, Evan, think like a warlock. 370 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,801 - This is something I didn't think I'd be saying tonight, 371 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:47,007 but, Sean, could I have a word alone with my mother? 372 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,548 - Sure. 373 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,301 I guess I'll go help out your mom's date. 374 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,644 I'll miss you. 375 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,599 - [clicks tongue] Aww. She'll miss you, too. 376 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,890 - Mom. 377 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,394 You're ruining my life. 378 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,726 - Hannah, I promise, I had no idea 379 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,400 that you and Sean were going to be here 380 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:03,899 or that Evan would bring me here. 381 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,070 - So you want me to believe that this is a coincidence? 382 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,489 - Yes. Do you really think 383 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,947 that I woke up this morning thinking I'd be 384 00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,197 in a Warlock Jones escape room with my daughter? 385 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:13,739 - Yes! I mean, why should I believe you? 386 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,663 You've been texting me all night. 387 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,412 It's like you don't even trust me. 388 00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:21,254 - I know. That's why I sent the apology text. 389 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,461 Well, I-I didn't get it. I turned my phone off. 390 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,131 - Hannah, you can't turn your phone off. 391 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,010 You've got to have it on at all times. 392 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,417 - Why, so you can drive me crazy? 393 00:17:28,465 --> 00:17:31,295 - Yes. I'm your mom. It's my job. 394 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:36,008 - Oh. [chuckles] 395 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,766 - Well, at least they're having fun. 396 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,307 I think they're going to be really happy together. 397 00:17:40,352 --> 00:17:44,522 - The journal-- maybe there are some clues. 398 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,944 Ah. 399 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,732 Read it, young Sean-icus. 400 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,946 - "As a young boy, I never understood 401 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:55,198 why I could talk to toads." 402 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:56,951 Toads. 403 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,083 Look for something with toads. 404 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,960 - Toads! 405 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,668 Hold my jacket. 406 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,263 [grunting] 407 00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:15,221 [laughs wildly] 408 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,641 I found it! The Sword of Haggis! 409 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,431 Look, Punky, look what I did! 410 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,734 - Way to go. - Yes! 411 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,648 - I really should have read to the end of his dating profile. 412 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:25,938 - I got it! 413 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,190 We stab the journal! 414 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,193 - You got it, young Warlock Jones-- 415 00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,815 I mean Sean. 416 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,658 - [yells] 417 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:38,539 both: * Don't want no chocolate chip * 418 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,446 * Don't want strawberry or peach * 419 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,666 * She's my favorite flavor * 420 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,747 * She's my favorite treat * 421 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,753 - Yeah. 422 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,665 Hey, you totally just helped me through that writer's block. 423 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,675 You're like my little mini muse. 424 00:18:53,717 --> 00:18:56,337 - Cool. You can thank me on Venmo. 425 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,891 - The only thing I could find on EvanLovesDogs77 426 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,982 is that he once bought a mug on Etsy 427 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:05,518 that says "But First, Coffee." 428 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:08,822 - Dude, you stalking your mom's date on Google 429 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,777 is so wrong in so many different ways. 430 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,858 - There has to be something wrong with him. 431 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,663 Aren't you worried? 432 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:18,867 - I'm guessing this isn't just about Evan. 433 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,328 What's going on with you? 434 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:24,618 - I just don't want a step...wizard. 435 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,464 - Come on, man, it's just a date. 436 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,590 Wait, did you say "wizard"? 437 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:31,880 - I guess I always thought 438 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,011 you and Mom would get back together. 439 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:35,509 - Ah, dude. 440 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,300 - Yeah, but now she's out with EvanLovesDogs77, 441 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:38,684 and you have your emoji girlfriend, 442 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,350 and it's never gonna happen. 443 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,178 Why can't things just be the way they were? 444 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,774 [sighs] - Hey... 445 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:48,689 the way things were wasn't always great, you know. 446 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,610 Ah, look... 447 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,688 I get our divorce is tough on you sometimes. 448 00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:55,074 I mean, your mom and I are still trying 449 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,611 to figure things out. 450 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,574 But we're still a family. 451 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:03,076 Hey, we just look a little different. 452 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,449 - It's just weird. 453 00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,536 It's like you guys get along better together 454 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,171 now that you're apart. 455 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,838 - Yeah. 456 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,877 Yeah. 457 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,511 That's a real good way to put it. 458 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,717 Hey, I'm really feeling what you just said, Diego. 459 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,432 You don't mind if I put that in my ice cream song, do you? 460 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,813 - Just promise me, no dad rap. 461 00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,810 [upbeat music] 462 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,483 * * 463 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,113 - Hannah, I'm doing my best here. 464 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,529 I didn't have a mom to talk to about this kind of stuff. 465 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,608 I want you to know that you do. 466 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:40,324 I'm here. - That's nice. 467 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:43,985 What if I told you I wish you weren't here? 468 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,905 - I don't really want to be here either. 469 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,584 I thought he was going to take me dancing. 470 00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:51,463 - I'm sorry I worried you. 471 00:20:51,501 --> 00:20:53,461 But also... 472 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,803 Sean and I are having the best time, 473 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,720 and it's really awesome to be able to tell you that, 474 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,430 even though you are my mom. 475 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,930 Please don't scream, because he'll hear you. 476 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:09,064 - That's amazing. Mine's a bust. 477 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,152 - Uh, what was that? 478 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:14,267 - Evan, you seem like a really nice guy, 479 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,645 but it's never going to work. 480 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:18,952 I have a dog, and he sheds way too much. 481 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:22,527 - And--and you're gonna choose this dog over me? 482 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,790 I get it. 483 00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,173 - [scoffs] Mom, look, 484 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,076 I know that I've been shutting you out lately, 485 00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,666 but I was nervous. 486 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:37,011 And I wanted things to go well. 487 00:21:37,047 --> 00:21:40,587 You know, this whole dating stuff's new territory for me. 488 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:44,393 - It's new territory for me, too. 489 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,429 Sean's so cute. - I know, right? 490 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,433 [giggles] 491 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,685 - Mm. 492 00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:55,153 [exciting music plays from chest] 493 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:56,360 - Yes! 494 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:57,979 - Congratulations. 495 00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:01,146 You've escaped, whereas I am working a double. 496 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:04,026 - We have saved Snaggletooth Academy! 497 00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:05,834 Huzzah! 498 00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:08,447 - Let's go get a victory photo. - All right! 499 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,575 - Hannah, come on. 500 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,792 [Hannah giggles] 501 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:18,956 - [sighs] Well, seems the only puzzle I can't solve...is love. 502 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,053 - Hey, you. 503 00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,635 - Uh, me? 504 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,100 - You can do way better than that guy. 505 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:32,060 I'm just a disembodied voice in an escape room 506 00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:36,612 asking a beautiful, slightly older woman to like me. 507 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,778 - I'm flattered. Thank you. 508 00:22:40,610 --> 00:22:42,650 Still got it. 509 00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,754 - * You're the sweetest thing * 510 00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:54,997 * My rocky road ice cream * 511 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:59,421 * But sometimes something good * 512 00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:03,092 * Can still be bittersweet * 513 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:05,803 * Even though * 514 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:09,974 * It breaks my heart * 515 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:14,055 * Maybe we're better together * 516 00:23:14,102 --> 00:23:16,732 * Apart * 517 00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,151 audience: Aww. - Wow. 518 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:19,939 - [grunts] Hey. 519 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:23,363 That's, uh--it's just a song about ice cream. 520 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:26,913 - Really? Because it seems like a metaphor for love. 521 00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:31,788 - Yeah, about how much I love ice cream. 522 00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:35,498 - So there's no deeper meaning? 523 00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:40,000 Because that song really... 524 00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:43,375 makes me want... 525 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:45,223 ice cream. 526 00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:49,722 - [exhales]