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‎這是什麼鬼？

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‎搞什麼？

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‎好像有問題

4
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‎-對，有個…
‎-那…那不是我的

5
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‎-你車裡的東西不是你的？
‎-對，不是啦

6
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‎不，那些豬是我的，我的小豬仔

7
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‎我講好幾年了，我們需要創新

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‎多年來我都這麼說，這是典範轉移

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‎放眼未來

10
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‎潔食豬肉

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‎我和巴黎的大拉比有直接聯繫
‎他為之瘋狂

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‎他週一一早就要50隻

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‎-超誇張的
‎-先生？

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‎這些豬到底是不是你的？

15
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‎-是
‎-當然是

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‎這是給我爸的驚喜，全被你們給毀了

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‎不能怪你們，但就是你們的錯

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‎你們是職責所在，非常好

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‎-但是…
‎-我不懂

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‎喬瑟夫說得對

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‎它就是個複雜的過程
‎對豬蹄做基因改造

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‎-沒錯
‎-這是未來趨勢

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‎你們有錢就應該投資在這裡

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‎別管比特幣，那都落伍了

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‎呼叫所有單位，有竊盜事件…

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‎好吧

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‎我們這就走

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‎好吧

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‎-晚安
‎-好，晚安

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‎-各位晚安
‎-晚安

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‎該死

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‎-現在他們走了，很好
‎-喬，你很行嘛

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‎-豬是怎麼回事？
‎-不知道

34
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‎-那些是什麼東西？
‎-別問我

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‎-奧蕾
‎-這些豬是怎樣？

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‎-它們…
‎-不是奧蕾，是我

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‎什麼？

38
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‎我買了一萬歐元的大麻插枝

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‎-太扯了吧
‎-不可思議

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‎我不知道約翰會插在豬裡面

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎現在有了插枝，就值得考慮一下

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‎情況也許會好轉

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‎這種東西會好轉？

45
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‎坐牢叫做好轉嗎？

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‎輕一點，它很脆弱的

47
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‎關你們什麼事？

48
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‎我和安瑞可要合夥，就這樣

49
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‎合什麼夥？

50
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‎你不現在開始種，等到法律通過時

51
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‎你就只有辣香腸和燻牛肉可以賣啦

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‎250萬

53
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‎什麼？

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‎我算錯了，其實是250萬

55
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‎如果外婆的插枝種到四次

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‎加上設置妥當的倉庫，順利的話

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‎第一批收成應該會價值250萬歐元

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‎好

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‎250萬

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‎好

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‎爸，你要聽我說

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‎-怎樣？
‎-我們都同意你是老闆

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‎跟安瑞可合作，對，但你才是老闆

64
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‎好嗎？我只是要說
‎這不當家族事業來做

65
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‎就遜掉了

66
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‎我們來講條件，大家分工

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‎你負責顧店

68
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‎你是有遠見的人

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‎你去研究要花多少錢
‎照你的意思翻修店面

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‎外婆和奧蕾負責搞清楚生產的部分

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‎外婆是園藝高手，奧蕾很會管理

72
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‎我和奧利佛去想辦法籌錢

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‎懂我意思吧？

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‎-你覺得呢？
‎-什麼意思？

75
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‎我能怎麼想？

76
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‎在跟安瑞可談過之前
‎我什麼都不要想

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‎他在哪裡？他在這裡？

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‎幹

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‎你這樣不行

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‎不應該

81
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‎好了，不要看電視了

82
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‎怎麼樣？橄欖好吃嗎，安瑞可？
‎像背叛一樣？

83
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‎你是要怎麼跟我爸五五分帳？

84
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‎搞什麼？我不喜歡這樣

85
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‎抱歉，我得意忘形了

86
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‎再說也要怪你啊
‎你說那是一般的煙，不是毒品

87
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‎害得我好慘

88
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‎我回到家

89
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‎還得爬上椅子

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‎讓我頭上的天花板不要再旋轉

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‎-有道理
‎-其實…

92
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‎你知道嗎？我會打給你爸

93
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‎-好
‎-就說這是一場誤會

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‎我要退出

95
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‎不，安瑞可，你不能退出

96
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‎我爸認為你是我媽派來的

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‎你要是退出，他會崩潰

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‎這些太超過了，我不玩

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‎安瑞可

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‎只要你留下來

101
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‎我們就分你百分之二

102
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‎-百分之二？
‎-百分之二

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‎真大方

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‎你當我笨蛋

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‎你不尊重我、羞辱我

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‎先等一下

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‎我們講的可是第一年五萬歐元喔

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‎五萬？

109
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‎-對，五萬歐元
‎-對，五萬

110
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‎-第一年？
‎-對

111
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‎媽的好多錢啊

112
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‎怎麼樣？

113
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‎-我加入
‎-太好了

114
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‎從現在起，不准再耍把戲

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‎我們要直來直往

116
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‎直到不能再直

117
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‎-那就說定囉
‎-等一下

118
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‎我們還要做新專輯吧？

119
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‎當然

120
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‎我們一直在研究

121
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‎可以讓我搶先聽一點嗎？

122
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‎-我們會做…像這樣
‎-來吧

123
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‎這種我們已經做過了

124
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‎是前奏，有點…長一點，但是像這樣

125
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‎土壤要濕潤

126
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‎我只放建議水量的一半

127
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‎像種番茄一樣

128
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‎-而不是平常的量
‎-是嗎？

129
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‎妳從來沒種過嗎？

130
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‎-澆水
‎-沒有

131
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‎我直接把花盆放到燈光下面

132
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‎做18跟6的循環

133
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‎（友子：別再傳訊給我）

134
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‎光照18小時，黑暗六小時

135
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‎忘了友子吧，她是個賤貨

136
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‎我不想談她的事

137
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‎想想妳不喜歡她的地方

138
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‎她床上功夫讚嗎？

139
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‎是很棒

140
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‎我可沒問妳外公怎麼樣

141
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‎我可以告訴妳，他爛透了

142
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‎真糟糕，那妳怎麼應付？

143
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‎山人自有妙計

144
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‎-是嗎？用下流的招數
‎-沒錯

145
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‎過來

146
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‎過來，孩子

147
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‎親一個

148
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‎真不敢相信妳告訴他了

149
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‎你早該告訴他的

150
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‎我本來要說的，我發誓

151
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‎你去阿姆斯特丹幹嘛？

152
00:07:14,838 --> 00:07:17,798
‎我跟我爸去談生意

153
00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:19,340
‎談什麼生意？

154
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‎妳說呢？

155
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‎肉啊

156
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‎肉是嗎？

157
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‎奧蕾錯過飛機
‎阿里遇到荷蘭黑道，我不懂

158
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‎很正常，因為沒有人跟妳解釋

159
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‎-我在聽
‎-故事很簡單

160
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‎我爸遇見安瑞可馬西亞斯

161
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‎妳不聽我就走囉

162
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‎他在肉舖遇見安瑞可

163
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‎他們相談甚歡
‎聊到君士坦丁堡、往日時光

164
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‎一來二去，我爸…這實在很尷尬

165
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‎他在阿姆斯特丹想召妓

166
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‎長話短說，我爸跟妓女吵起來

167
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‎對方當然有黑道撐腰

168
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‎好了，出去

169
00:08:03,338 --> 00:08:04,708
‎不，那是事實

170
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‎-出去
‎-是真的

171
00:08:06,088 --> 00:08:07,258
‎-相信我
‎-沒辦法

172
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‎我必須往前走了

173
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‎我也是啊，相信我

174
00:08:10,796 --> 00:08:13,336
‎我一直在努力…

175
00:08:13,838 --> 00:08:16,918
‎靠，是奧利佛
‎我得接這通電話，抱歉

176
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‎兄弟，講快點，我正在向前邁進

177
00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,510
‎什麼？她要幹嘛？

178
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‎要見我？

179
00:08:23,963 --> 00:08:28,423
‎好，待會再說，好，兄弟，拜

180
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‎我得走了

181
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‎好啦，對不起

182
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‎沒必要，是我要你出去

183
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‎不，不要這樣想，太蠢了

184
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‎我還沒有要結束

185
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‎-我們結束了
‎-不

186
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‎不，還沒結束

187
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‎這整個故事都很扯

188
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‎我發誓有一天我們會一笑置之

189
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‎我們會笑得很大聲

190
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‎超大聲，相信我

191
00:08:53,505 --> 00:08:56,005
‎有一天人家會說“不要再笑那麼大聲

192
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‎吵死人了”，我很快就回來

193
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‎克萊，抱歉，妳不能待在這裡
‎這是我們的實驗室

194
00:09:11,588 --> 00:09:14,168
‎有衛生問題

195
00:09:15,046 --> 00:09:17,836
‎-抱歉
‎-你不覺得賣肉很惡劣嗎？

196
00:09:17,921 --> 00:09:19,881
‎動物受苦受難

197
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‎她誰啊？

198
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‎我來了，嗨

199
00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:28,550
‎來得正好，我要去找吉伯特報價
‎交給你囉？

200
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‎-好
‎-抱歉，傑拉德

201
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‎-你好嗎？
‎-好

202
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‎你好啊

203
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‎你爸好酷

204
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‎-他是很酷
‎-他挺好的

205
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‎聽著，我有好消息和壞消息

206
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‎-我們先聽壞消息
‎-好

207
00:09:43,171 --> 00:09:45,461
‎好，好消息是

208
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‎大麻合法化進行得很順利
‎我幫你們安排了見部長

209
00:09:51,755 --> 00:09:53,835
‎-太好了
‎-很棒吧？

210
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‎很好，但壞消息是我還沒拿到…

211
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‎-對，錢
‎-什麼？

212
00:10:03,838 --> 00:10:05,088
‎妳在說錢

213
00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:07,011
‎在這裡

214
00:10:07,088 --> 00:10:11,298
‎-八千，剩下的再補
‎-好，但我不是在說錢

215
00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:13,880
‎你的零錢留著吧

216
00:10:13,963 --> 00:10:16,133
‎事情不要只做一半

217
00:10:16,213 --> 00:10:20,673
‎-好
‎-48小時內全部給我

218
00:10:20,755 --> 00:10:23,335
‎-什麼？
‎-好，我知道了

219
00:10:23,421 --> 00:10:25,131
‎-全部喔
‎-全部

220
00:10:25,213 --> 00:10:27,513
‎-全部的錢，奧利佛
‎-瞭解

221
00:10:28,588 --> 00:10:29,958
‎你要吃午餐嗎？

222
00:10:31,046 --> 00:10:32,206
‎我？

223
00:10:32,296 --> 00:10:33,416
‎不，是你

224
00:10:35,671 --> 00:10:37,171
‎妳說我嗎？

225
00:10:37,255 --> 00:10:38,835
‎對

226
00:10:38,921 --> 00:10:41,381
‎妳剛看向正中間

227
00:10:43,088 --> 00:10:45,298
‎-你要…
‎-不，我不用

228
00:10:45,380 --> 00:10:47,510
‎我也不用

229
00:10:47,588 --> 00:10:49,298
‎那妳幹嘛問？

230
00:10:50,296 --> 00:10:51,876
‎所以是幾點？

231
00:10:51,963 --> 00:10:54,673
‎我說了我不要

232
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,335
‎很好，我要

233
00:10:56,421 --> 00:10:57,961
‎我不懂

234
00:10:58,046 --> 00:10:58,876
‎我也不懂

235
00:11:00,421 --> 00:11:02,591
‎回頭見

236
00:11:02,671 --> 00:11:05,551
‎-回頭見
‎-再見

237
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,955
‎-她真的是神經病
‎-的確

238
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,506
‎但我們需要她，還得籌到她的錢

239
00:11:13,588 --> 00:11:15,708
‎對她好一點，我覺得你很討人厭

240
00:11:15,796 --> 00:11:19,756
‎-我才沒有
‎-你有，相信我

241
00:11:28,171 --> 00:11:29,921
‎你抽很久了嗎？

242
00:11:30,005 --> 00:11:31,795
‎我是因為關節炎開始抽的

243
00:11:32,505 --> 00:11:34,085
‎就一直抽到現在

244
00:11:34,505 --> 00:11:35,875
‎它會讓我放鬆

245
00:11:36,338 --> 00:11:37,708
‎真的很不錯

246
00:11:38,213 --> 00:11:40,263
‎我承認

247
00:11:40,338 --> 00:11:42,548
‎感覺是不錯

248
00:11:45,421 --> 00:11:48,511
‎我需要它，別的事情讓人痛苦

249
00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,510
‎告訴我

250
00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:55,338
‎你有沒有認識誰…

251
00:11:56,671 --> 00:11:58,711
‎是做翻修的？

252
00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:03,670
‎我們想要翻修…

253
00:12:06,463 --> 00:12:09,763
‎我喜歡那個五斗櫃

254
00:12:09,838 --> 00:12:12,258
‎我們想要

255
00:12:12,338 --> 00:12:14,208
‎翻修…

256
00:12:14,296 --> 00:12:15,166
‎肉舖

257
00:12:16,088 --> 00:12:17,708
‎別找承包商

258
00:12:17,796 --> 00:12:20,626
‎他們最爛了

259
00:12:20,713 --> 00:12:25,423
‎-說得是
‎-他們為了我的陽台想殺我

260
00:12:25,505 --> 00:12:28,415
‎最後我乾脆自己弄

261
00:12:28,505 --> 00:12:30,585
‎便宜了十倍

262
00:12:31,921 --> 00:12:34,131
‎我就要這麼做

263
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:36,955
‎他們當我是魯蛇

264
00:12:39,213 --> 00:12:40,553
‎那間大麻店

265
00:12:41,713 --> 00:12:43,463
‎會像蜜糖一樣

266
00:12:43,546 --> 00:12:47,046
‎我會讓他們大吃一驚

267
00:12:47,796 --> 00:12:49,416
‎-一千
‎-一千

268
00:12:49,505 --> 00:12:51,755
‎我幫妳整理東西，例如襪子

269
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:55,588
‎別來煩我
‎我失去了一切，什麼都不剩

270
00:12:55,671 --> 00:12:58,091
‎-你靠自己吧
‎-可惡

271
00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:03,546
‎妳想我可以問外婆嗎？
‎也許她床墊下有藏錢

272
00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:06,130
‎我的錢都拿去投資了，我也不是聾子

273
00:13:06,213 --> 00:13:08,763
‎-看吧
‎-抱歉，外婆

274
00:13:10,046 --> 00:13:10,876
‎真的都沒有嗎？

275
00:13:10,963 --> 00:13:14,173
‎-存款呢？
‎-天哪，算了吧

276
00:13:14,255 --> 00:13:17,415
‎她破產了，我也是
‎別來煩我，你自己想辦法

277
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:20,125
‎-走開啦
‎-妳冷靜點

278
00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:23,423
‎-我很冷靜
‎-不要這樣跟我講話

279
00:13:23,505 --> 00:13:25,875
‎球鞋的事我明白，但妳要冷靜

280
00:13:25,963 --> 00:13:28,133
‎跟那個沒關係

281
00:13:30,463 --> 00:13:31,803
‎去跟她談談

282
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:32,840
‎好吧

283
00:13:35,796 --> 00:13:36,876
‎幹嘛？

284
00:13:37,546 --> 00:13:39,086
‎怎麼了？

285
00:13:42,546 --> 00:13:45,336
‎-我被甩了
‎-不會吧

286
00:13:45,421 --> 00:13:47,801
‎-是真的
‎-抱歉

287
00:13:49,505 --> 00:13:51,795
‎我根本不知道妳有男朋友

288
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,050
‎不是男的

289
00:13:56,755 --> 00:13:57,625
‎是喔

290
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,085
‎是啊

291
00:14:01,296 --> 00:14:03,126
‎不騙妳，我有懷疑過

292
00:14:05,213 --> 00:14:06,053
‎是啊

293
00:14:08,046 --> 00:14:08,916
‎沒事啦

294
00:14:11,005 --> 00:14:12,125
‎不用擔心

295
00:14:15,796 --> 00:14:17,166
‎外婆知道嗎？

296
00:14:17,921 --> 00:14:19,511
‎-她知道嗎？
‎-她知道嗎？

297
00:14:20,463 --> 00:14:21,713
‎妳知道嗎？

298
00:14:21,796 --> 00:14:23,296
‎我知道

299
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:25,840
‎妳們的小秘密，妳有跟爸說嗎？

300
00:14:25,921 --> 00:14:27,341
‎當然沒有

301
00:14:27,421 --> 00:14:29,961
‎我不想現在告訴他

302
00:14:30,046 --> 00:14:32,046
‎但也是時候了，都2019年了

303
00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:34,460
‎我自己會挑時間

304
00:14:34,546 --> 00:14:35,376
‎謝了

305
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,588
‎我跟艾伊達的關係也岌岌可危

306
00:14:41,671 --> 00:14:44,421
‎-我知道
‎-我們兩個都很不會應付女人

307
00:14:46,296 --> 00:14:48,166
‎妳笑了

308
00:14:49,213 --> 00:14:51,763
‎-都三小時了
‎-你最後一刻才打給我

309
00:14:51,838 --> 00:14:54,088
‎-被你氣死了
‎-坐下，他快來了

310
00:14:54,171 --> 00:14:56,301
‎-他是誰？
‎-不用擔心

311
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:59,090
‎只有他答應借我們錢

312
00:14:59,171 --> 00:15:01,131
‎他要借我們兩萬塊？

313
00:15:01,838 --> 00:15:03,008
‎我開口借五萬

314
00:15:03,088 --> 00:15:05,338
‎不會吧，你搞什麼？

315
00:15:05,421 --> 00:15:08,131
‎我們已經欠那個神經病兩萬

316
00:15:08,213 --> 00:15:12,013
‎-還要翻修、買設備…
‎-我們要怎麼還他錢？

317
00:15:12,088 --> 00:15:13,168
‎你白痴啊？

318
00:15:13,255 --> 00:15:16,165
‎有250萬啊

319
00:15:16,588 --> 00:15:18,298
‎-去他們的
‎-好吧

320
00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:19,630
‎我真的不認識他嗎？

321
00:15:19,713 --> 00:15:21,593
‎-家人！
‎-嘿

322
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,961
‎-尤塞夫
‎-你們好嗎？

323
00:15:24,046 --> 00:15:27,166
‎-喬瑟夫，你好嗎？
‎-你好

324
00:15:27,255 --> 00:15:28,625
‎你們需要尤塞夫叔叔啊？

325
00:15:29,255 --> 00:15:34,005
‎沒有，我們不需要你
‎但我很高興見到你

326
00:15:34,088 --> 00:15:35,628
‎你說要借五萬

327
00:15:35,713 --> 00:15:38,383
‎-對，沒錯
‎-不，沒有

328
00:15:38,463 --> 00:15:42,093
‎你們決定一下
‎一個說有一個說沒有，是怎樣？

329
00:15:42,171 --> 00:15:43,341
‎-沒有的事
‎-有啦

330
00:15:43,421 --> 00:15:45,511
‎有還是沒有？

331
00:15:45,588 --> 00:15:47,668
‎我們不想麻煩你

332
00:15:47,755 --> 00:15:49,835
‎我的錢對你來說不夠好嗎？

333
00:15:49,921 --> 00:15:52,631
‎你的錢很棒很美

334
00:15:52,713 --> 00:15:55,963
‎只不過你算是一家人

335
00:15:56,046 --> 00:15:59,206
‎你是阿里跟艾伊達的哥哥，太複雜了

336
00:15:59,296 --> 00:16:00,416
‎幹嘛提到艾伊達？

337
00:16:00,505 --> 00:16:01,955
‎-什麼？
‎-我妹

338
00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:03,626
‎你幹嘛提到她？

339
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,213
‎因為她是你妹啊

340
00:16:05,296 --> 00:16:06,296
‎你想惹我生氣嗎？

341
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,590
‎沒有，你幹嘛要生氣？

342
00:16:07,671 --> 00:16:08,551
‎該揍你一頓嗎？

343
00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:11,840
‎-什麼啊？冷靜點
‎-你幹嘛提到我妹？

344
00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:13,263
‎-里可
‎-不要

345
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,710
‎-你瘋了嗎？
‎-你幹嘛射他啊？

346
00:16:17,796 --> 00:16:19,546
‎沒事啦，好玩而已

347
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:20,960
‎射得漂亮

348
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,546
‎沒事啦，開玩笑的，我跟你們說

349
00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:26,050
‎從我們合作那瞬間開始
‎我就要說笑話

350
00:16:26,130 --> 00:16:28,210
‎我喜歡低級笑話、雙關語

351
00:16:28,296 --> 00:16:30,376
‎不准講低級笑話

352
00:16:30,463 --> 00:16:31,673
‎-好啦
‎-不可以

353
00:16:31,755 --> 00:16:34,335
‎抱歉，他瘋了

354
00:16:34,421 --> 00:16:36,011
‎說真的，他告訴我

355
00:16:36,088 --> 00:16:38,458
‎你需要五萬塊開大麻店，對吧？

356
00:16:38,546 --> 00:16:39,456
‎你跟他說了？

357
00:16:39,796 --> 00:16:40,876
‎-我沒得選擇
‎-可是…

358
00:16:40,963 --> 00:16:43,673
‎-我要借五…
‎-你腦袋是裝屎嗎？

359
00:16:43,755 --> 00:16:44,875
‎閉嘴

360
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:48,423
‎這麼多錢的借法是這樣

361
00:16:48,505 --> 00:16:51,375
‎我現在給你們五萬

362
00:16:51,463 --> 00:16:54,383
‎兩個月後還我

363
00:16:54,463 --> 00:16:56,593
‎加三分利

364
00:16:56,671 --> 00:16:59,011
‎-好多喔
‎-對，但這是合法的，閉嘴

365
00:16:59,088 --> 00:17:00,298
‎不，但我…

366
00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:01,380
‎然後閉嘴

367
00:17:01,463 --> 00:17:04,463
‎每晚一天就多兩千

368
00:17:04,546 --> 00:17:05,586
‎好多喔

369
00:17:05,671 --> 00:17:06,511
‎閉嘴

370
00:17:06,588 --> 00:17:10,758
‎當然啦，拖了兩週後…里可

371
00:17:10,838 --> 00:17:13,338
‎-不要
‎-不要

372
00:17:13,421 --> 00:17:14,881
‎-幹
‎-靠

373
00:17:14,963 --> 00:17:17,303
‎-都說了不要射
‎-閉嘴

374
00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:18,670
‎少囉嗦

375
00:17:18,755 --> 00:17:20,335
‎別吵了

376
00:17:20,421 --> 00:17:22,961
‎我的錢借出去
‎就不要再跟我稱兄道弟

377
00:17:23,046 --> 00:17:25,126
‎我不管，不要射我們啊

378
00:17:25,213 --> 00:17:26,923
‎-你想怎樣？
‎-怎樣？

379
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,125
‎帶著你的錢跟手下出去

380
00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:30,513
‎-是嗎？
‎-對，滾出去

381
00:17:30,588 --> 00:17:33,708
‎好，48小時內籌五萬塊很簡單

382
00:17:33,796 --> 00:17:36,166
‎尤其是靠你們這些蠢蛋

383
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,505
‎不用你操心

384
00:17:38,546 --> 00:17:41,126
‎可惜囉，你別想開店了

385
00:17:41,213 --> 00:17:43,553
‎我們走，真是浪費時間

386
00:17:44,713 --> 00:17:45,803
‎走吧

387
00:17:47,463 --> 00:17:49,673
‎等等，別走

388
00:17:49,755 --> 00:17:50,915
‎幹嘛？

389
00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:54,088
‎-我們接受
‎-什麼？

390
00:17:55,046 --> 00:17:56,876
‎-你搞什麼？
‎-你剛說什麼？

391
00:17:56,963 --> 00:17:59,513
‎我們接受，就這樣

392
00:17:59,588 --> 00:18:00,798
‎好喔

393
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,340
‎非常好

394
00:18:05,005 --> 00:18:05,875
‎我還以為…

395
00:18:06,588 --> 00:18:07,878
‎是在開玩笑

396
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,295
‎去你的

397
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:12,918
‎就像我跟奧利佛解釋的

398
00:18:13,005 --> 00:18:15,375
‎不准把阿里扯進來

399
00:18:15,463 --> 00:18:17,553
‎有一個任性的兒子對我媽來說就夠了

400
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,550
‎好

401
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,130
‎當然啦

402
00:18:20,213 --> 00:18:22,303
‎如果你們想耍我

403
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:24,090
‎以我老媽的生命發誓…里可

404
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,011
‎-拜託
‎-不要

405
00:18:25,088 --> 00:18:26,418
‎-不要
‎-別鬧了

406
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,205
‎-住手
‎-開玩笑的

407
00:18:31,421 --> 00:18:34,091
‎以我媽的生命發誓，他動作好快

408
00:18:34,296 --> 00:18:35,416
‎再見了，蠢蛋

409
00:18:44,046 --> 00:18:46,296
‎-數好久
‎-是啊

410
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:47,840
‎我發誓都在這裡了

411
00:18:48,671 --> 00:18:49,631
‎不對

412
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,883
‎-開什麼玩笑？
‎-兩萬塊是有

413
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:53,260
‎但沒有奧利佛

414
00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:58,626
‎克萊，我是他朋友
‎不是皮條客，他是自由之身

415
00:18:58,713 --> 00:19:02,213
‎非常好，我也是

416
00:19:02,296 --> 00:19:03,796
‎妳在幹嘛？

417
00:19:04,713 --> 00:19:06,013
‎爸，你好嗎？

418
00:19:06,088 --> 00:19:07,798
‎-我很好，寶貝
‎-妳在呼攏我

419
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,840
‎妳演得很爛

420
00:19:08,921 --> 00:19:10,171
‎-是喔
‎-什麼事？

421
00:19:10,255 --> 00:19:12,045
‎免責條款處理得怎麼樣？

422
00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:14,960
‎一直來啊，怎麼了？

423
00:19:15,046 --> 00:19:16,626
‎-我聽說…
‎-別說了

424
00:19:17,921 --> 00:19:19,131
‎我戀愛了

425
00:19:21,088 --> 00:19:23,378
‎我可以安排跟他晚餐

426
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:26,053
‎-好，晚餐
‎-對，但如果他不想再進一步

427
00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:27,340
‎就不是我的問題

428
00:19:27,421 --> 00:19:28,421
‎清楚了嗎？

429
00:19:29,088 --> 00:19:29,918
‎好

430
00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:31,705
‎不要再威脅我了

431
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:35,255
‎成交，如果是這樣，甜點的部分

432
00:19:35,588 --> 00:19:37,128
‎他會有小杏桃

433
00:19:37,338 --> 00:19:38,588
‎你懂我意思吧

434
00:19:39,505 --> 00:19:40,625
‎荔枝

435
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:43,915
‎-有小糖果給他吸
‎-知道了

436
00:19:44,255 --> 00:19:45,085
‎我懂了

437
00:19:46,963 --> 00:19:48,803
‎你確定這樣安全嗎？

438
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,130
‎我們沒得選擇

439
00:19:51,213 --> 00:19:54,963
‎不然我們大量用電會曝光的

440
00:19:55,046 --> 00:19:57,916
‎一旦發現可疑行為
‎電力公司就會通知警方

441
00:19:58,005 --> 00:19:59,335
‎-是嗎？
‎-是啊

442
00:19:59,421 --> 00:20:02,051
‎-我想可以了，試試看
‎-好

443
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,840
‎-走吧
‎-你們在幹嘛？

444
00:20:03,921 --> 00:20:05,801
‎我們要駭入電網

445
00:20:06,255 --> 00:20:07,085
‎好極了

446
00:20:07,921 --> 00:20:09,591
‎來吧，外婆，我們去檢查一下

447
00:20:10,505 --> 00:20:11,335
‎等等

448
00:20:11,463 --> 00:20:12,803
‎我有話跟你說

449
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,335
‎現在？

450
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,255
‎對，現在

451
00:20:18,005 --> 00:20:20,705
‎-克萊門汀有問題
‎-什麼？

452
00:20:21,296 --> 00:20:24,006
‎那個神經病想怎樣？

453
00:20:24,088 --> 00:20:26,918
‎跟你共進晚餐

454
00:20:27,005 --> 00:20:28,455
‎不然我們的案子不會過

455
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:34,128
‎-是技術問題
‎-你在搞什麼啊？

456
00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:35,803
‎我搞砸了

457
00:20:37,713 --> 00:20:40,013
‎沒關係，你知道嗎？

458
00:20:40,088 --> 00:20:42,708
‎我被她嚇壞了，我不想跟她出去

459
00:20:42,796 --> 00:20:45,046
‎只是吃頓晚餐而已，拜託

460
00:20:46,171 --> 00:20:47,961
‎我瞭解你

461
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:49,206
‎是怎樣？

462
00:20:50,005 --> 00:20:52,505
‎這是一般的晚餐還是兼打炮的晚餐？

463
00:20:52,588 --> 00:20:53,628
‎不是

464
00:20:53,838 --> 00:20:58,128
‎就是一般的晚餐…兼打炮嘛

465
00:20:59,463 --> 00:21:01,463
‎靠，你知道嗎？好吧

466
00:21:02,296 --> 00:21:03,206
‎好

467
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:04,756
‎-我會跟她晚餐
‎-好

468
00:21:04,838 --> 00:21:06,708
‎-加上幾個濕吻
‎-不用

469
00:21:06,796 --> 00:21:09,916
‎-好，但是就這樣
‎-奧利佛

470
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:15,338
‎你必須撐到大麻合法化為止
‎不然會是一場惡夢

471
00:21:15,421 --> 00:21:16,801
‎你瘋了嗎？

472
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,420
‎你以為我會
‎浪費三個月生命跟她在一起？

473
00:21:19,505 --> 00:21:21,835
‎抱歉，一定有別的辦法

474
00:21:22,171 --> 00:21:23,171
‎真他媽的

475
00:21:25,421 --> 00:21:27,671
‎開什麼玩笑？48小時沒有客人？

476
00:21:27,755 --> 00:21:29,755
‎不簡單，你去哪兒了？

477
00:21:31,546 --> 00:21:32,626
‎我有急事

478
00:21:32,713 --> 00:21:33,963
‎有急事？

479
00:21:34,046 --> 00:21:34,956
‎你被開除了

480
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:37,668
‎等一下

481
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,625
‎等等，你放心，我會振作起來

482
00:21:41,713 --> 00:21:43,803
‎不，我不要再養你了

483
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,760
‎我付你錢、養你的小孩、帶他去度假

484
00:21:47,296 --> 00:21:48,666
‎老子不幹了

485
00:21:48,755 --> 00:21:49,625
‎把鑰匙給我

486
00:21:50,255 --> 00:21:51,665
‎我願意開夜車

487
00:21:52,796 --> 00:21:55,046
‎我會睡在機場，住在那裡

488
00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:56,920
‎把鑰匙給我

489
00:22:02,171 --> 00:22:05,591
‎喬瑟夫要來談生意

490
00:22:05,671 --> 00:22:09,631
‎之後我就過去，等等，他到了

491
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:11,916
‎兩小時才過來…

492
00:22:12,005 --> 00:22:14,205
‎我知道，我花了點時間打扮

493
00:22:15,046 --> 00:22:17,296
‎抱歉，我再打給你

494
00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:20,343
‎打扮是為了…

495
00:22:21,421 --> 00:22:23,591
‎喬瑟夫沒告訴你我要來？

496
00:22:23,671 --> 00:22:26,711
‎沒有，他沒說

497
00:22:27,838 --> 00:22:28,838
‎那…

498
00:22:29,213 --> 00:22:32,593
‎那好吧，我走了

499
00:22:39,671 --> 00:22:41,511
‎-克萊門汀
‎-是

500
00:22:42,338 --> 00:22:45,588
‎-既然妳都來了…
‎-酷喔，給你

501
00:22:45,796 --> 00:22:48,626
‎希望他沒說我愛你

502
00:22:49,671 --> 00:22:50,631
‎什麼？

503
00:22:51,546 --> 00:22:52,876
‎妳剛說什麼？

504
00:22:53,463 --> 00:22:55,883
‎我說…

505
00:22:57,713 --> 00:22:58,553
‎沒事

506
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:04,455
‎說真的，終極格鬥冠軍賽
‎現在最厲害的是哈比卜

507
00:23:04,755 --> 00:23:07,665
‎-他在場上無人能敵
‎-這個我們都同意

508
00:23:07,755 --> 00:23:09,705
‎但他弱在腳步和拳頭…

509
00:23:09,796 --> 00:23:11,706
‎你有看到他怎麼擊倒麥格雷戈嗎？

510
00:23:12,505 --> 00:23:13,915
‎好吧

511
00:23:14,005 --> 00:23:16,085
‎-妳真的很懂這個
‎-是啊

512
00:23:16,171 --> 00:23:17,511
‎我超愛武術

513
00:23:17,588 --> 00:23:18,918
‎我是巴西柔術紫帶

514
00:23:19,005 --> 00:23:20,375
‎妳在開玩笑吧？

515
00:23:21,088 --> 00:23:23,008
‎當然不是，你要的話

516
00:23:23,088 --> 00:23:26,508
‎我們可以到地上比劃
‎我一秒就能撂倒你

517
00:23:27,630 --> 00:23:28,670
‎這麼有自信

518
00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:30,505
‎當然，我會幹掉你

519
00:23:30,588 --> 00:23:32,798
‎-我才會幹掉妳
‎-我會幹你

520
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,090
‎-我會幹妳
‎-我會幹你

521
00:23:34,171 --> 00:23:35,301
‎-我會幹妳
‎-好

522
00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,920
‎-怎麼樣？
‎-幹，妳不肯下來啊

523
00:23:38,005 --> 00:23:41,045
‎等等，我把妳放倒

524
00:23:41,130 --> 00:23:42,960
‎好了，放開我

525
00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:44,586
‎-真不可思議
‎-好啦

526
00:23:49,213 --> 00:23:50,053
‎抱歉

527
00:23:51,588 --> 00:23:52,418
‎妳喜歡這樣啊

528
00:23:52,921 --> 00:23:53,921
‎也許吧

529
00:23:57,505 --> 00:23:58,795
‎拜託

530
00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,210
‎幹

531
00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:12,210
‎（經歷）

532
00:24:12,296 --> 00:24:14,756
‎“2016年7月分手”

533
00:24:14,838 --> 00:24:16,548
‎她離開我

534
00:24:16,630 --> 00:24:20,170
‎-“2016年9月災難性復發”
‎-不好過

535
00:24:30,213 --> 00:24:31,843
‎（給我親愛的）

536
00:24:37,046 --> 00:24:38,006
‎艾伊達？

537
00:24:38,088 --> 00:24:39,878
‎一千三成交？

538
00:24:39,963 --> 00:24:42,213
‎一千五就沒問題

539
00:24:42,296 --> 00:24:44,956
‎-我需要幫忙，這好重
‎-我在殺價

540
00:24:45,046 --> 00:24:46,586
‎這不太令人滿意

541
00:24:46,671 --> 00:24:48,341
‎我會講英文

542
00:24:48,421 --> 00:24:49,461
‎你會講英文？

543
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,010
‎什麼？

544
00:24:55,130 --> 00:24:56,170
‎可惡

545
00:24:57,005 --> 00:24:58,505
‎漏得到處都是

546
00:24:58,588 --> 00:25:00,088
‎我的肌肉纖維快不行了

547
00:25:01,755 --> 00:25:03,045
‎絕對行不通的

548
00:25:07,421 --> 00:25:09,421
‎可惡

549
00:25:17,296 --> 00:25:18,546
‎我們成功了

550
00:25:57,963 --> 00:25:59,763
‎原本漂亮的一家店

551
00:25:59,838 --> 00:26:03,168
‎變成這副德性？我真不敢相信

552
00:26:03,255 --> 00:26:05,375
‎我搞砸了

553
00:26:06,505 --> 00:26:09,205
‎你怎麼會一個人搞成這樣？

554
00:26:09,296 --> 00:26:12,876
‎我需要找人把這裡完工

555
00:26:13,755 --> 00:26:15,205
‎但我有一些問題

556
00:26:16,796 --> 00:26:17,626
‎一萬

557
00:26:17,713 --> 00:26:20,343
‎-什麼？
‎-我需要一萬塊

558
00:26:20,421 --> 00:26:21,421
‎好，一萬塊

559
00:26:21,505 --> 00:26:23,915
‎去找你的家人，因為我…

560
00:26:24,005 --> 00:26:29,045
‎不能跟我的家人說
‎他們根本不知道這件事

561
00:26:29,130 --> 00:26:30,590
‎這本來應該是個驚喜的

562
00:26:31,505 --> 00:26:33,165
‎還真是美麗的驚喜

563
00:26:36,338 --> 00:26:40,048
‎自從我家班妮過世
‎我整個人就一塌糊塗

564
00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,048
‎不要哭

565
00:26:43,130 --> 00:26:45,340
‎不會有事的

566
00:26:45,421 --> 00:26:47,921
‎你讓我好傷心

567
00:26:49,796 --> 00:26:51,086
‎這些都是你抽的？

568
00:26:51,171 --> 00:26:54,091
‎-對
‎-你會害死自己的，你瘋了嗎？

569
00:26:54,171 --> 00:26:57,341
‎我完蛋了，你要幫幫我

570
00:26:57,421 --> 00:26:59,091
‎拜託幫幫我

571
00:26:59,171 --> 00:27:01,171
‎好吧

572
00:27:01,255 --> 00:27:02,255
‎我會幫你

573
00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:05,168
‎但我不會給你錢

574
00:27:07,796 --> 00:27:08,796
‎我會給你黃金

575
00:27:14,421 --> 00:27:15,961
‎我在後面找到這些

576
00:27:16,046 --> 00:27:17,626
‎放在板子後面

577
00:27:20,296 --> 00:27:21,836
‎你媽愛畫畫

578
00:27:24,046 --> 00:27:25,956
‎她眼裡有夢

579
00:27:28,130 --> 00:27:29,460
‎手上功夫卻爛到爆

580
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,170
‎妳剛嚇到我了

581
00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:39,585
‎因為我們都同意

582
00:27:39,671 --> 00:27:42,631
‎-這畫得很爛
‎-下面那幅還好

583
00:27:42,713 --> 00:27:45,263
‎我看到就覺得好沮喪

584
00:27:45,338 --> 00:27:48,008
‎-這幅糟到不行，藍色的…
‎-算了吧

585
00:27:48,796 --> 00:27:49,876
‎沒事吧，兄弟？

586
00:27:50,421 --> 00:27:51,301
‎別叫我兄弟

587
00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:53,713
‎我是來工作的

588
00:27:55,838 --> 00:27:56,838
‎辦不到

589
00:27:59,130 --> 00:28:00,050
‎抱歉

590
00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:01,763
‎瞭解

591
00:28:04,005 --> 00:28:07,955
‎等我告訴艾伊達
‎她會很高興聽到你在搞什麼

592
00:28:08,046 --> 00:28:09,506
‎等等

593
00:28:11,296 --> 00:28:12,416
‎你真的要做這個？

594
00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:15,210
‎對

595
00:28:18,213 --> 00:28:19,053
‎過來

596
00:28:21,296 --> 00:28:22,336
‎來啊

597
00:28:24,505 --> 00:28:25,585
‎歡迎

598
00:28:26,130 --> 00:28:27,840
‎阿里，既然你來了

599
00:28:27,921 --> 00:28:29,711
‎見過我們的燻大麻

600
00:28:30,546 --> 00:28:31,956
‎這個名字好

601
00:28:32,588 --> 00:28:36,418
‎敬露米拉，我們高唱恭喜妳

602
00:28:36,505 --> 00:28:39,665
‎敬露米拉，我們高唱恭喜妳

603
00:28:46,046 --> 00:28:47,586
‎晚安，我是國家警察

604
00:28:47,671 --> 00:28:48,961
‎晚安

605
00:28:51,921 --> 00:28:54,511
‎我只是來通知你們
‎以後會常看到我們

606
00:28:54,588 --> 00:28:55,708
‎-是嗎？
‎-對

607
00:28:55,796 --> 00:28:59,086
‎隔壁會成為我們的官方射擊場

608
00:29:00,088 --> 00:29:00,918
‎哇

609
00:29:02,713 --> 00:29:05,513
‎放心，我們只會射擊標靶

610
00:29:05,588 --> 00:29:06,548
‎或是壞人

611
00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:10,633
‎-你們不會有事的
‎-太好了

612
00:29:10,713 --> 00:29:13,053
‎我就不打擾了
‎我看到你們一家人都在

613
00:29:13,130 --> 00:29:15,050
‎我們在慶祝

614
00:29:15,130 --> 00:29:19,130
‎-那就回頭見囉
‎-好，回頭見

615
00:29:19,213 --> 00:29:22,383
‎-再見，晚安，謝謝
‎-晚安，再見

616
00:29:27,796 --> 00:29:30,416
‎好吧，我們完蛋了