Whoa!
Gweeseek!
Gweeseek, get over -- Come on.
Whoa!
Huh?
Ahh, there's nothing more relaxing
than flying a kite in a park with your cat.
Yep, just me and this --
Whoa-oh-whoa-aaah!
Whoa! Whoa! Whaa!
Whoa-whoa! Whaaaah!
No, no, Gwee, don't get up.
I'll go get it.
I mean -- -- you could always build a gadget
that could just get it for both of us, but...
Ah, forget it. I'm here.
Tiggy! Whoa!
Watch your step!
Ribbit. Pipsqueaks?
What are you babies doing up here?
You found our clubhouse!
Wait. Who's that kid dressed up like a doctor?
That's Doctor Slidewhistle!
And he's not dressed up like a doctor, he is a doctor!
But I thought there were only three Lil' Pipsqueaks?
Only twee?
There's way more! Whoa!
Well, what did you think?
The song? It was great!
He wiked it, everyone!
Phew! Ribbit.
Now, what was I doing up here?
Oh, yeah! My kite.
Huh?
Aah! Pipsqueaks -- watch out!
Uhh... oops.
Oh, no!
You weduced it to wubble!
Hmmph!
You owe us a clubhouse. Ribbit.
Look, I don't even have my own clubhouse!
I-I just hang out at the department.
We'll take it!
Dat'll be a gweat clubhouse.
Let's go!
Okay, okay.
But the rest of the crew can't find out.
We'll have to sneak you in.
And the manager says to me,
"This isn't a drive-in theater."
So I say, "Well, my car's in here, so it is now!"
Ha ha!
Now they have to close down!
Boy, oh, boy, did I find a bunch of lost items today!
13 lost items, to be precise.
What is that, a new record?
Actually, that's the minimum daily quota.
You've been underperforming for years.
Anyhoo, I'll just take these items up to my room and--
Stop right there!
As you well know, Tiggy,
every item must be properly logged.
Otherwise, chaos reigns.
Okay, well, I've got nothing to hide.
Go ahead and take a gander...
What is this?
Don't tell me we're singing now.
Alright, I'm breaking out the earplugs.
Whoa!
You guys are too embarrassing to live.
Pipsqueaks, welcome to your new clubhouse,
or as they say in France, mi casa es su casa.
Waah! Wait!
Uh, maybe we should lay some ground rules!
Whoa! Whoa!
I've never seen a bathtub this big!
Uh, Hamhock, that's not a --
Ohh!
Come back here! Ribbit.
Who told you guys it was okay to act like this?!
No one told us.
No one's told us nothin'!
We ain't got no parental guidance!
We're fancy free.
Maybe Tiggy can be our pawental guidance.
Me? No, I mean like a grown-up.
A grown... up?
Ribbit?
Like you?
No, I'm not a grown-up.
Wike her?
No, she's a cat.
- Like that? - That's a bed!
Well, what's a grown-up?
I'll tell you what a grown-up is.
Grown-ups are, well,
they're just the best people in the whole wide world.
How 'bout him?
Chief? Well, yeah.
He's the most grown-up person I know, actually.
Maybe he'll be our parental guidance!
Uh, look, don't get too excited.
Chief is a very respectable gentleman,
and you Pipsqueaks are, well, to put it delicately...
disgusting.
He has a point. Ribbit.
You hoid 'em, evewybody! Wash up!
Ugh!
Hey, you all clean up pretty good.
But a fancy grown-up like Chief expects little kids
to be on their best manners.
Mannuhs? Manners?
Mannews?
What is your fixation with eating boogers?
You don't eat your boogers?
No!
More for me! Eugh! Aah!
Jam Jar, you have boogers all over your mouth.
Ahh. Eugh!
Okay, this is it.
Your one shot at a decent life.
Now go in there and win that old man's love,
or it's straight to the glue factory!
Yes, Tiggy.
I, Chief, am a very busy and rich dog-man!
Now tell me, Tiggy -- what is it you want?
Well, I... I, uh...
Yes? Yes?
I-I was -- I was...
We were wondering if --
Spit it out! Time is money!
I was wondering if you'd take in these adorable kids right here!
You want me, Chief, to adopt a baker's dozen of street brats
and allow them live in my opulent mansion?
Yeah. Uh, I-I mean, why not?
Why not?!
I'll tell you why not!
Well, Pipsqueaks, I guess we should go.
But you said gwown-ups were the best people in the whole world.
Not dis one.
He's a meanie.
Wait!
I have never heard it expressed in such plain terms before.
You Pipsqueaks have touched this old dog's heart.
Does that mean...?
Yes.
You are now all my children.
Yay!
Those butlers are right.
We did save the day.
Now, what was I doing here again?
Oh, yeah, my kite.
Uh... oops.