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Whoa!

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Gweeseek!

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Gweeseek, get over --
come on.

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Whoa! [ Grunts ]

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Huh?

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♪♪

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Nuritza: I looked him dead
in his sweaty little eyes

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and said,
"Do you have a problem?

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Because I won't hesitate to come
over there, roll up my sleeves,

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and tear out your --"

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Tear your what?

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Oh, uh...
Hey kid.

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What did you tear, Nuritza?

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Uh, out a coupon...

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For free...

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ice cream.

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And we, uh...

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ate the ice cream.

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Hahaha!

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Oh, that sounds yummy!

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How anticlimactic.

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Uh huh, yea!

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Uh huh, uh huh.

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Huh?
Guess they hung up.

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Anyway...

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That was the newspaper.

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They're sending a reporter
to write an article

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about the department...

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of Lost and Found.

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Which reporter?

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Was it Carla Tetrazzini?

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Yea, that's it.

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Oh my!
Carla Tetrazzini, here?

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In my office!

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Who the what now?

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Carla Tetrazzini writes
only the most shrewd

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and uncompromising exposés
in the Weegee Weekly.

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But most impressive
is the grammar.

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It's impeccable.

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Whoa, she's pretty harsh
on this quiche cafe.

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But we got nothing to worry
about as long as Tiggy

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solves a case
with no hiccups.

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Yep, it all rests on his
weak little shoulders.

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No pressure.

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But don't mess up!

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Oh no, Gweeseek...

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Someone looking over our weak
little shoulders

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while we find something?

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And what if we don't find it?

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Sounds like you need a ringer.
A ringer?

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You know, get someone
to pretend to lose something.

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Ahh, so you're saying I should
hide something like...

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Uh...
This stapler...

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And have someone...

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like you...

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act like you lost it.

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Exactly, but not me.

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What?
Why not?

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Me?
An actor?

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C'mon, Tiggy.
Seriously!

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That ice cream story you were
telling earlier felt so real,

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I could taste it.

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Really?

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And that impersonation
of Boss that you do.

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Mwah!

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[ As Boss ] Tiggy, you're fired.

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Fired?
No!

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Oh...
[ Chuckles ]

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Nuritza, it was just you.

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Oh, man.
Don't scare me like that.

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Huh, maybe I can act.

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Nuritza, baby,
you're a star.

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Okay, I'll do it.

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But call me baby again
and I'll roll up my sleeves

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and tear out your --
um...

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Uh, coupon for free...

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Ah, whatever,
I don't even care anymore.

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Carla: 2:00 PM on the dot.

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Arrived at the Department
of Lost and Found.

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Alright, let's see
what this place is all about.

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Hello, Ms. Tetrazzini

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and welcome to the Department
of Lost and Found.

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I'm Tiggy,
your friendly finder,

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and this is my friendly
finding feline Gweeseek.

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[ Chuckles ]
Nice try, kid, where are
the real finders?

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That's me, Tiggy,
your friendly finder

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and this is my friendly
fine-ly fine -- feline...

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Uh, Gweeseek.

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So, I'm here to interview
a child?

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And caa-aat!

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[ Sighs ]
Okay.

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You don't mind
if I record this, do you?

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Good.
Cause I'm already rolling.

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Every word you say
is on the record. Forever.

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I wouldn't have it
any other way!

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Come on, Seek, let's give
Ms. Tetrazzini the grand tour.

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On your left is none other
than This Guy,

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our office adminestrone.

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[ Chuckles ] Administrator.

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And Ms. Tetrazzini, allow me --

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Look.
I'm just here to see finding.

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My favorite part of the job.

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Isn't that the only part
of the job?

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Ouch.
You're sharp.

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So, a typical mission
starts by someone

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coming through the door...

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Coming through the door.

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Coming through the door!

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Sheesh, I hear ya!

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Oh, look, my favorite customer,
Nurteeza...

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Who came in
the wrong entrance...

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But that's fine, haha...

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You can come in anywhere you
want, because we value, uh --

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We value our customers
here at the department.

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Kind sir...

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And cat.

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I have lost my beloved,
uh, stapler.

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How hard that must be
for you!

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Well, have no fear.

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Tiggy and Gweeseek
will find that...stapler!

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May I see your hand?

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No!
No!

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Boss: Tiggy!
Tiggy, Tiggy, Tiggy,

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Tiggy, Tiggy, Tiggy, Tiggy!

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Uh, you know, Gweeseek
can answer your questions.

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She's the smart one, anyway.

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[ Meow! ]

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[ Sighs ]
Okay.

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Boss! I'm in the middle
of the interview.

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Tiggy, who's that?

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That's Carla Tetrazzini,
the reporter.

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No, her...

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Gweeseek?
In the boa!

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That's Nuritza.
I mean, um, Nurteeza.

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Nurteeeeezzza.

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Oh, Tiggy.
I think I'm in love.

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What?!

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My heart's aflutter Tiggy,

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I can't hold it in.

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I gotta go over there
and confess my feelings.

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Make a grand gesture,
cause a huge scene!

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In front of Ms. Tetrazzini?

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No, no, no, no, no!

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Don't stand in the way
of love, Tiggy.

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But Boss, um...

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Uh, you don't want to come
off too strong.

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You've got to play it cool.

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Play it cool?

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Yea!
Cooooool.

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You know, if you want someone
to be interested in you,

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you gotta act disinterested.

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Ohh, cooooooool.

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[ Bang! Bang! ]

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This dang pole's loose again.

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I just fixed this last week!

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Wait, you fixed it?

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Of course she didn't fix it!
She's a customer.

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She, uh...

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She saw me fixing it.

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Yep. I'm always fixing
this dang pole.

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Ow.

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Uh, Nurteeza,
a moment of your time.

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No fixing.
But --

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Remember, you're Nurteeza.

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Ask yourself,
"What would Nurteeza do?"

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Hello, I'm Nurteeza.

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I'm Nurteeeeza.

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No matter what,
stay in character.

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Hope Gweeseek hasn't been
talking your ear off over here.

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Alright.
You ready to see some finding?

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I'm Nurteeza.

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I'm beginning to think
you're not.

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Ahem...

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What do we got here?
What do we got?

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We got a drippy water cooler,

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we got an employee
of the month award --

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Uh, don't look
too closely at that.

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We got This Guy holding
a bunch of newspapers.

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Whoops!
Oh...

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Silly me, I dropped a copy

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of every article
you've ever written.

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And look at that, not a single
one autographed.

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Make it out to This Guy --
capital T, capital G.

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Subtle.

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Oh, thank you,
I'm so --

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Oh...

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"You'res"?

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An improper contraction?

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Ms. Tetrazzini,
you used the wrong "your."

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Grammar's for eggheads.

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Eggheads?!

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I deal in facts.

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My Editor takes care
of the rest.

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Was she suggesting
that I'm an egghead...?

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Ahem!
As I was saying...

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I, "What do we got here?"

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Do a look around.

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What do you think, Gweeseek?

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Yea, me too.

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Great minds, am I right?

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And the stapler is...

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Bump ba da bump bump bum...

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And that's ah-how it's done.

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Wait, this isn't adding up.

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Can you explain
how you found that?

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Nope!
Any questions?

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I just asked you a question.

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Your lost has been found!

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Another satisfied customer.

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That's not mine.

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What?

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Yes, it is.

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I found it.

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Because it's yours.

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Do I, Nurteeza, strike you
as the kind of person

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who would use a stapler?

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Yes.
You do.

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Very much so.

219
00:08:07,149 --> 00:08:11,139
Sorry, darling,
I only own ritzy things.

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Like limousines.
That's it.

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That's what I lost.

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You lost your limousine?

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The world's longest limousine.

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Go find that, please.

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Stick to the plan!

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Wait, what?

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It does say limousine.

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That limousine is the only thing
that ever mattered to me.

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But Nurteeza, where are we
supposed to find a limo?

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And if we do find your limo,
me and Gweeseek

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don't even have
a driver's license, so --

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You can't treat me like this!

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I want to speak to your boss!

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Sup.

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He's your boss?

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That's my name.

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Wait, that's your name
or your job?

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Whatever.

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Is this how you normally
interact with customers?

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I guess.

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Pshh...
Ffff...

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Pbht...
Pfff...

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00:09:03,149 --> 00:09:04,099
Ffff...

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Shhh...
Ffff...

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Ehhh...

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Boss, what are you doing?

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I'm playing it cool, Tiggy,
and it's woooorrrkinggg!

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Look, if you want me
to fire This Guy,

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I totally will.

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The cat, too.

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Okay, let's see if I got
your story straight.

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Tiggy, a child, works here
as a finder with a blue cat

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Who's, quote,
"The smart one."

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And that guy at his desk --
This Guy.

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Keeps your files in order.

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Then there's your boss...
Sup.

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Who, honestly, is the least
of my worries

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because behind me is a customer
named Nurteeza, or Nuritza --

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I can't keep track --
who instead of a stapler has,

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in fact, lost the world's
longest limousine.

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Yea, that's, uh...

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That's pretty much, um...

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Yea.
That's it.

264
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This place is a bigger disaster
than I could have imagined.

265
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,160
And I've got it all
on the record.

266
00:09:51,179 --> 00:09:54,209
Could I just add
one little last statement?

267
00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:56,000
Lies! Lies!
It's all lies!

268
00:09:56,019 --> 00:09:57,039
Don't believe a word she says!

269
00:09:57,059 --> 00:09:58,199
Aah!
Let go!

270
00:09:58,220 --> 00:10:00,060
[ Grunting ]

271
00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,030
Never!

272
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:05,030
[ Gasping ]

273
00:10:05,049 --> 00:10:06,219
Whoa...

274
00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:07,230
Oh, no...

275
00:10:08,009 --> 00:10:09,119
What have I done?

276
00:10:09,139 --> 00:10:12,079
I just wanted to make sure you'd
write a good article about us,

277
00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,120
so I tried to trick you.

278
00:10:14,139 --> 00:10:16,129
Is there any way
we can start fresh?

279
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:20,069
Who knows, maybe I will find
the world's longest limousine.

280
00:10:20,090 --> 00:10:22,140
It -- it's gotta be out
there somewhere.

281
00:10:22,159 --> 00:10:24,099
What do you say?
Enough.

282
00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,050
I have my story.

283
00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,169
[ Smooch! ]

284
00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:33,090
I guess that's the end
of the department...

285
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:35,060
Of Lost and Found.

286
00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:37,120
Pshhh.
Whatever.

287
00:10:38,049 --> 00:10:41,089
[ Rooster crows ]

288
00:10:41,110 --> 00:10:43,130
Nurteeza, is that you?

289
00:10:43,149 --> 00:10:46,159
No, Boss, she's gone forever.
It's the paper.

290
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,079
Oh...

291
00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:51,020
What's it say?
We going belly up or not?

292
00:10:51,039 --> 00:10:53,149
Perhaps we should
check the obituaries.

293
00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:58,089
Tiggy:
Local cat fixes tape recorder,
reporter amazed.

294
00:10:58,110 --> 00:11:00,230
We're not going out
of business after all!

295
00:11:01,009 --> 00:11:02,089
All: Yeah!

296
00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:04,130
Gweeseek, I don't remember you
taking that picture.

297
00:11:04,149 --> 00:11:06,029
[ Meow! ]

298
00:11:07,070 --> 00:11:14,060
♪♪

299
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♪♪