1 00:00:04,804 --> 00:00:07,741 [soft upbeat music] 2 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,509 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:10,677 - So how was Hong Kong? 4 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:12,412 - Oh, my God, you know, 5 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,347 it's like another billionaire, 6 00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:15,749 another impulse purchase 7 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:17,751 to add to his collection of hundreds of bags 8 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,153 that he's saving for his future wife. 9 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:21,421 - Hundreds? - Yeah. 10 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:22,689 He hasn't even spoken to her yet. 11 00:00:22,756 --> 00:00:24,190 He's hoping the bags will help 12 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:26,593 "jumpstart the conversation." [both chuckle] 13 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,595 - You know, I should hook you up with my friend Kian. 14 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:31,331 He's rich; I could see him doing some shit like that. 15 00:00:31,398 --> 00:00:34,734 - Wow, like, hook up-hook up? - No, no. 16 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:38,571 I mean, like, connect, business-wise. 17 00:00:38,671 --> 00:00:39,739 - 'Cause I was gonna say, I'm, like, 18 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,341 seeing somebody right now. 19 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:43,777 - Oh? Cool. 20 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,178 - Come on, dude. - What? 21 00:00:45,245 --> 00:00:46,579 - Don't be like that. We're friends now. 22 00:00:46,679 --> 00:00:48,048 We're supposed to be able to, like, 23 00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:49,783 have this conversation. 24 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,585 - Yeah, of course--it is. We are. 25 00:00:52,685 --> 00:00:53,953 - Besides, you'd like him. 26 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,355 He's chief of staff for De Blasio. 27 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:57,424 - Man, fuck de Blasio. 28 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:03,296 - Are you seeing anybody now? 29 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,265 - Nothing serious. 30 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:07,534 - It's really sad that you and Ola broke up. 31 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,102 We, as a collective, 32 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:12,372 were really excited to have you back in the fold. 33 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:16,276 I mean, this is a huge loss for us. 34 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:18,378 You're probably gonna hook up with some white girl next. 35 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:20,213 - Nah, nah. 36 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,982 Nah, I'm--I'm off that. 37 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,152 [both breathing heavily] 38 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,722 narrator: Marcus first met Becca Evans 39 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:31,491 at the bar at the Palace Hotel 40 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:33,560 while he was waiting on one of his authors 41 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:35,161 to talk about their book. 42 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,330 Subsequently, Becca and Marcus started 43 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:40,266 meeting up every few weeks to spend the night together 44 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:41,768 at that same hotel. 45 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,670 For the first time in his life, 46 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,773 there was no pressure, and there were no stakes. 47 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:48,675 It was a relief that this woman, 48 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,844 recently divorced for the second time, 49 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:54,147 wanted exactly what he wanted: 50 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:55,415 nothing. 51 00:01:55,482 --> 00:02:02,589 ♪ ♪ 52 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,195 - Okay. 53 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,663 How do I look? 54 00:02:13,666 --> 00:02:15,635 - You look good. - You're a liar. 55 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:18,938 Oh, my--"you look good." - No, no, I'm serious. 56 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:21,508 I mean, you kinda look like a-- 57 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:23,209 - What? 58 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,044 - White girl Prince. 59 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,880 But you look great. 60 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,281 - Fuck you. 61 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:32,218 I mean, I'm meeting my daughter for lunch. 62 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:35,021 She's back from boarding school. 63 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:38,892 She's introducing me to a new boyfriend. 64 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,393 - Ooh. - Yeah. 65 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:43,796 Apparently, this one's name is Jadd. 66 00:02:43,863 --> 00:02:47,333 Like, literally, J-A-D-D, 67 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:51,171 which I had never heard before. 68 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:53,806 - Right, because it's not a name. 69 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:55,742 - [laughing] Not a name. 70 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:56,910 I don't know. 71 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:57,911 Maybe she just wants 72 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,913 a mom stamp of approval. 73 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,581 - Mm. 74 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,416 Wonder what she'd think of me. 75 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,585 - You never have to worry about that. 76 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,555 - Oh. - Oh. 77 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:09,489 Call me? 78 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:11,424 - Yeah. - Great. 79 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:14,694 - Bye. - Bye. 80 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,034 - We're promoting you. 81 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:23,503 Executive editor, what do you think? 82 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:25,071 - Oh, wow. 83 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:27,674 Uh, that's--that's great. 84 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:29,676 I didn't even know I was up for this. 85 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:33,213 - Well, your exceptional taste and tenacious work ethic 86 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:36,015 gave me no other choice, my friend. 87 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:37,450 - Awesome. 88 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:41,287 So does the promotion come with a salary bump? 89 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:44,791 - Yeah, I mean, I'm still waiting on HR 90 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:46,059 to sign off on that one. 91 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:50,196 The salary freeze, it is killing me. 92 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:51,764 But I'm almost positive 93 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:54,601 that we can probably work something out. 94 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,603 But in the meantime, 95 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:58,037 this little token of appreciation 96 00:03:58,104 --> 00:03:59,706 for all of your hard work. 97 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:02,375 [muffled robotic noise] 98 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:05,878 It's the "Paris Review" dinner. 99 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,213 Everybody wants these babies, 100 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,815 but I am giving them to you. 101 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,483 They're honoring Nikki Giovanni. 102 00:04:10,583 --> 00:04:13,786 Figured if anybody wants to see Nikki Giovanni, it's you. 103 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:15,121 - Are you giving me these tickets 104 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:16,255 because of the promotion 105 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:17,457 or because I'm the only 106 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:18,958 Black editor in the office? 107 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:20,760 - Because of the promotion, of course. 108 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:24,497 I mean, I love Nikki Giovanni. I wish I could go see her. 109 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,766 I love her. I love Black poetry. 110 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:29,068 I love poetry, you know? 111 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:31,070 You know what, give me the tickets back. 112 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:33,673 Gimme 'em back. I wanna go see her. 113 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:36,342 I mean, you can have them. You deserve them. 114 00:04:36,442 --> 00:04:38,278 - Let me know about that bump. 115 00:04:38,344 --> 00:04:40,346 - Yeah, no problem. 116 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:41,848 Congrats, Marcus. - Hey, thanks. 117 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,784 - Yeah. - All right. 118 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:46,352 Yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool. 119 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:49,188 I even got invited to this "Paris Review" dinner 120 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,523 for Nikki Giovanni. 121 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:53,326 - Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. 122 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:54,627 Kirby, get in here. 123 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:55,828 - Oh, Mom, you don't have to get-- 124 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:57,864 - Kirby! 125 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,333 Kirby, get in here! 126 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:06,839 Oh, here's your dad. I'm gonna put you on speaker. 127 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:08,041 - Hey, Dad. 128 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,710 - Oh, hey Marcus. 129 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,478 - Marcus got a big promotion. 130 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:14,213 Executive editor. 131 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:17,550 - What kind of raise did you negotiate for yourself? 132 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:20,053 - Uh, we're still working on that. 133 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,055 - You accepted a promotion without a raise. 134 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,323 - Kirby. 135 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:25,058 - Black men make 87 cents on the dollar. 136 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,193 If we don't advocate for ourselves, I mean, who will? 137 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:28,695 - I'm getting a raise, Dad. 138 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,397 - Next time, get it in writing first. 139 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:33,900 - Wait, Marcus forgot to tell you the best news. 140 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,069 He's got this big invitation to a dinner 141 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:39,205 honoring Nikki Giovanni. 142 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:41,040 That's your dad's favorite poet. 143 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,408 - I know, I'll, uh, I'll be sure 144 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:45,178 to snap a picture with her for you, Pop. 145 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:46,412 - Wait, I have an idea. 146 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:48,047 Kirby, why don't you go? - What? 147 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:51,150 - What? - You have a plus one, right? 148 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:55,021 - Uh, I--I--I do, 149 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,824 but I'm sure Dad doesn't wanna come all this way 150 00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:59,158 for one night. 151 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:02,061 - Then he can stay the weekend. 152 00:06:02,161 --> 00:06:04,597 - So now Dad's flying out next month. 153 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:06,699 - Mm-hmm, that's Donna Watkins for ya. 154 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,368 - Okay, well, he's staying with you. 155 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:10,770 - Ooh, no. - What, why not? 156 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,271 You and Dad are, like, best friends. 157 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,375 - I can't have house guests right now. 158 00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:16,876 My therapist says 159 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:18,578 that I am giving too much. 160 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:20,113 - You're back in therapy? 161 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,115 - I am back with Jaleesa. 162 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,883 - No, Ida. 163 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:25,451 - Listen, I can take care of me. 164 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:26,753 You take care of Dad. 165 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:28,388 - But Dad can't sleep on my couch. 166 00:06:28,454 --> 00:06:29,856 It doesn't fold out, he's got that CPAP machine. 167 00:06:29,922 --> 00:06:31,357 - I can't do it right now, all right? 168 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:33,393 I need my space. - For Jaleesa? 169 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:34,794 - Come on, bro. - Okay. 170 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,596 - Let him sleep in the bed 171 00:06:36,696 --> 00:06:38,297 and you sleep on the couch. 172 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,434 - [sighs] I just--I just think 173 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:42,969 that you and Dad have a way better thing going on. 174 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,470 I mean-- - Oh, here we go 175 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,205 with the daddy issues. 176 00:06:46,272 --> 00:06:47,640 You want the number to my therapist? 177 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:49,308 - Your therapist? No. 178 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:50,910 Look, it is not my fault 179 00:06:50,977 --> 00:06:52,879 that you get along better with Dad. 180 00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:54,914 - Look, I just talk to him more. 181 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,315 I call him once a week. 182 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,483 - Once a week? 183 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:59,285 - Yeah, see, the problem is, 184 00:06:59,385 --> 00:07:01,821 you treat Dad like he's some type of a chore. 185 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:05,391 Just open up to him if you wanna get closer. 186 00:07:05,458 --> 00:07:07,160 - Well, I don't wanna get closer to him. 187 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,430 I want him to want to get closer to me. 188 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:12,999 - Oh, the Y chromosome is a curse. 189 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:14,667 - What, am I wrong? 190 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:16,135 - Fine, whatever. 191 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:19,672 He can stay with me, but you owe me. 192 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,407 And get the fuck outta my fridge. 193 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:23,309 - All right, damn. 194 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:25,478 [phone buzzes] 195 00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:31,484 [soft upbeat music] 196 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:38,658 ♪ ♪ 197 00:07:40,693 --> 00:07:42,795 [knock at door] 198 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:46,532 - Hi. - Sup? 199 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:47,767 - Come in. - All right. 200 00:07:47,834 --> 00:07:48,868 - You look good. - You look good. 201 00:07:48,968 --> 00:07:50,369 - Thanks. - Yeah. 202 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,705 - I'm glad you made it. - Yeah, me too. 203 00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,875 - Marcus, Gigi. Gigi, Marcus. 204 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,043 - Hey. - Hey. 205 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,377 - How are you? - I'm good. 206 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,046 How--how you doin'? - Good. 207 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,649 We just opened up the mini bar Patrón, if you want some. 208 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:04,951 - Oh, please, yeah, 209 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:07,553 yes, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. [chuckles] 210 00:08:07,653 --> 00:08:09,388 - Come on, sit down. - All right. 211 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,024 Wait, wait, wait, so how do you-- 212 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:13,459 - [giggles] Sorry. 213 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:15,828 - How do you two know each other? 214 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:19,565 - Well, back when I was still stuck with fuckin' Len. 215 00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:21,067 - Wait, Len was fucking bald. 216 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:24,237 So fuck Len. - That was a bait and switch. 217 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,405 When I met Len, 218 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:30,076 he looked like Chris Isaak. I mean, he did. 219 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,411 So don't listen to her, okay? - Okay. All right. 220 00:08:32,511 --> 00:08:34,914 - So back when I was still with Len, 221 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:39,185 I decided to start taking singing lessons. 222 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,887 Don't laugh. As an outlet. 223 00:08:40,987 --> 00:08:43,356 And Gigi was my vocal coach. - And she's amazing. 224 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:44,757 - No, I'm not. - She's amazing. 225 00:08:44,857 --> 00:08:46,526 - Stop, oh, my gosh. - She's incredible. 226 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:49,762 - But the truth is, this one has the voice of an angel. 227 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,431 I mean, Marcus, you have to hear her sing. 228 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,200 - What I think we should do is, 229 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:56,769 I think that we should finish this bottle, 230 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:59,872 and then I will fucking sing "Wicked Games" for you. 231 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:03,409 - See, now we have something to work towards. 232 00:09:03,509 --> 00:09:04,677 A plan. 233 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,246 - Maybe we could even serenade him. 234 00:09:07,346 --> 00:09:10,182 - Yeah, yeah, that sounds good to me. 235 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:11,784 Yeah. 236 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,219 - ♪ Always with the gang, gang ♪ 237 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,955 ♪ Always rep the gang ♪ 238 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:17,423 ♪ Gang, gang, gang ♪ 239 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:18,591 - [chuckles] 240 00:09:18,691 --> 00:09:21,260 - ♪ Always rep the gang ♪ 241 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:23,729 ♪ Gang, gang, gang ♪ 242 00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:29,235 ♪ Whole lot of gang shit, gang, gang, gang ♪ 243 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:32,071 ♪ Whole lot of gang shit ♪ 244 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,473 ♪ Gang, gang, gang ♪ 245 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,642 - ♪ She froze up when that Ghost came ♪ 246 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:39,312 ♪ Big body Rolls, it be hoggin' up both lanes ♪ 247 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,247 ♪ She lift her nose up when she want that cocaine ♪ 248 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:44,650 - Kiss. Kiss, kiss. 249 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:46,085 - Oh! 250 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,486 - Come on. - All right. 251 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,422 - [chuckles] 252 00:09:49,488 --> 00:09:51,657 - Do you wanna watch? Take them off. 253 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,660 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 254 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,663 - [laughs] 255 00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,498 - ♪ And all I want is Huncho ♪ 256 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,133 - Oh. - I'm coming, coming. 257 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,002 - ♪ Pulls strings like a banjo ♪ 258 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,504 ♪ And the keys, a piano ♪ 259 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,673 ♪ Take me back to the back door ♪ 260 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:10,009 - I want you to fuck us. 261 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,311 - All right. [both chuckle] 262 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:15,514 - [groans] - Mm-hmm. 263 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,016 narrator: Marcus had borne witness 264 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:19,185 to so many threesomes over the years-- 265 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:22,088 in pornography, in bad teen comedies. 266 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:25,124 - Ah, fuck, you feel so good. 267 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,126 narrator: But it was surreal to finally participate 268 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,495 in one himself. 269 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:31,831 It had been built up so much in his mind 270 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:33,099 that it now all seemed 271 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:34,767 to be happening in slow motion. 272 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,435 - Oh-- - I want you to fuck Gigi. 273 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:38,938 narrator: Though, not as slowly as he hoped. 274 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,040 - Nah, I'm not done. Not done with you yet. 275 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:44,210 - Uh-uh. - No, fuck Gigi. 276 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,845 - Just give me one second. 277 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,547 [both giggle] 278 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:55,721 ♪ ♪ 279 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,218 - ♪ Won't look down, won't open my eyes ♪ 280 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:27,553 ♪ Keep my glass full ♪ 281 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,021 both: ♪ Until morning light ♪ 282 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,256 ♪ Till morning light ♪ 283 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,258 - ♪ Till morn-- ♪ Get it? 284 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,859 - Hi. - Hey. 285 00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:34,927 - We ordered breakfast. 286 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,429 - I actually 287 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,431 gotta get outta here. 288 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,598 - Oh. 289 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,001 - This, uh, this was fun. 290 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,036 - This was fun. - This was fun. 291 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:45,538 - I'll see you later. - I'll see you. 292 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:46,939 - Good to meet you. - Yeah, I'ma dip. 293 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,941 Nice to meet you. All right. 294 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,576 - All right. Okay. 295 00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:51,844 Bye. - Bye. 296 00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,379 - We'll serenade you out! 297 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,515 both: ♪ One, two, three, one, two, three, drink ♪ 298 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,050 - No, no. No, no, no. 299 00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:00,052 I'm not talking about that. - Oh, bro, come on! 300 00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:03,089 You flew out to LA for a date with Minka Kelly, 301 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,523 and you're just not gonna tell us about it? 302 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:05,925 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you flew to LA 303 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,393 for a first date? - Mm-hmm. 304 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,095 - Wha--that's thirsty as hell. - No, no, no. 305 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,463 But with Minka Kelly. - Thank you. 306 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,564 - Oh, okay, with Minka-- 307 00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:12,932 that's thirsty as hell. 308 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,300 - My father came from Iran 309 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,901 to this country with nothing, 310 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:19,305 and now his son can get blown off by Minka Kelly, 311 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,073 so that's the American dream 312 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,308 if I've ever heard it. - Is it? 313 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,643 - Anyway, it's a good story, so. 314 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:31,117 - I had a threesome. 315 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:34,120 - What? - Yeah. 316 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,654 - Two chicks? - Yeah. 317 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,922 - Same time? - Yeah. 318 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,324 - Gimme some details. - Wow. 319 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,459 - Yeah, um-- - Details, details, details. 320 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:43,462 - Honestly, um, 321 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:46,499 I came in, like, a minute, 322 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,835 and, um, just kinda kept going 323 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,738 'cause they didn't-- they didn't realize it, so. 324 00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,173 - How's that even possible, bro? 325 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:55,775 - Oh, come on, don't tell me 326 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:58,611 that you've never pretended not to finish. 327 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,513 - You saying it like it's a badge of honor. 328 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,515 I can't believe you so proud. What are you--what are you-- 329 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,616 - Listen, listen, listen. 330 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,117 Premature ejaculation aside-- 331 00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:06,685 and you should keep that story to yourself-- 332 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,454 I'm happy for you, Marcus. - Thank you. 333 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,856 - Getting out there, I love it. - Thank you. 334 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,525 - Ugh, y'all stories, man, 335 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,360 it's making me happy I got a family, bruh. 336 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,428 I just wanna go home and just be the man I'm 'posed to be. 337 00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,364 Like I'm Simba or something. 338 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,332 - You're welcome. - Mm-hmm. Thank you. 339 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,605 - You wanted to talk with me, right? 340 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,507 - Oh, yeah, yeah, wanna sit? 341 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,543 - This gonna be a real talk? I mean, I really-- 342 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,944 I actually have to get going. 343 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,779 - Okay, well, you don't have to sit. 344 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,614 - I'm already sitting. - All right. 345 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,883 I just wanted to follow up about the raise. 346 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,952 It's been about a month now, so-- 347 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,554 - I know, I'm sorry. 348 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,455 It's just, we're gonna have to table this conversation 349 00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,057 till the end of the quarter, unfortunately. 350 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,726 - This is the end of the quarter. 351 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,795 - Uh, um, next quarter. 352 00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:52,064 - Here you go. Oh, and he landed. 353 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,466 He's in a car service now, headed for Ima's. 354 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:55,668 - Uh, it's Ida's. 355 00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,036 And you put my dad in a car service? 356 00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,404 I told you, he could just take a cab. 357 00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,472 - He's your father, not a hooker. 358 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:01,907 Show some respect. 359 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,910 When did you get a new assistant? 360 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:09,081 - Six months ago. - No, that's impossible. 361 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,083 All right, have a great time. 362 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,185 And, um, 363 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,921 you should really invest in, like, a real tuxedo. 364 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,424 Everybody can tell when you wear a rental. 365 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,195 - [muttering] Why don't you pay me? 366 00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,930 Then I can go ahead and buy a tux. 367 00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:33,172 - Boy, you just on time. I was craving a grape Fanta. 368 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,940 - You hush. I look good. 369 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,509 Hey, Dad. - There's my boy. 370 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,612 I'll stay seated it it's all right with you. 371 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,780 The flight made my knees seize up. 372 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,016 Oh, son, you don't wear a burgundy 373 00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,384 to a black tie event. 374 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,952 - Dad, this is black tie. 375 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,754 - Not in my day, it wasn't. 376 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,890 But like the kids say, you do you. 377 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:53,392 - Marcus, you want some? - Uh, no, no. 378 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,962 We should probably head out. Traffic is gonna be rough. 379 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,298 - Fuckin' narc. - All right. 380 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,799 - Well, at least have some wine. 381 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,102 - Yeah, and if you spill it on your suit, 382 00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,403 no one will be able to tell. 383 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,905 [both laugh] 384 00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:08,240 Oh, Lord, Daddy choking. 385 00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,943 You look like you could be a decorative pillow on my sofa. 386 00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,311 - Oh, stop. 387 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,314 [soft piano music] 388 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:20,286 ♪ ♪ 389 00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,989 - Hi, uh, Marcus Watkins, Sutton Court. 390 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:30,129 - Mr. Watkins and your guest, you're gonna be table two. 391 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:31,630 - Thank you. 392 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:34,667 [soft jazz playing] 393 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:41,840 ♪ ♪ 394 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:47,947 - Not bad. 395 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,581 You don't think we too close, do you? 396 00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:52,751 - Dad. - Just asking. 397 00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,457 So where can we get some of this wine 398 00:15:58,524 --> 00:15:59,992 I keep seeing everyone with? 399 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,760 I guess you gotta go find 'em, huh? 400 00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:02,828 - Hey. 401 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:06,031 He's right there. - Oh, thank you. 402 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,337 - Thanks, man. 403 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,973 - Is that James Patterson? 404 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,541 - Where? 405 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,110 Oh, yeah, yeah, that is James Patterson. 406 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,045 - He's a fucking hack. 407 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,448 - [chuckles] Yeah, he's a total fucking hack. 408 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:25,851 [both chuckle] 409 00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:30,389 - "The heat you left with me last night still smolders. 410 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,359 "The wind catches your scent 411 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:36,528 "and refreshes my senses. 412 00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:38,797 "I am a leaf, 413 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:41,567 "falling from a tree, 414 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,904 upon which I was impaled." 415 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,074 [applause] 416 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,180 - Thank you so much. 417 00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:56,882 Such a fan. 418 00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,884 - Thank you so very much. 419 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,256 Thank you, thanks a lot. 420 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,491 - Come on. 421 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,526 It's on our way out. 422 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,866 Ms. Giovanni, that was phenomenal. 423 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:16,602 - That's very kind of you. - Ms. Giovanni, Kirby Watkins. 424 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,338 It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. 425 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,839 - I appreciate that. 426 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,107 - You mind if I take a selfie 427 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,342 to freeze this moment in time? 428 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:24,710 - Oh, I'd be delighted. 429 00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,048 - Get in here, son. - Oh, no, no. 430 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:30,716 This is your moment. 431 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,384 Enjoy. 432 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,722 - Thank you so much. - Oh, it's my pleasure. 433 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,190 And thank you for coming. - The pleasure's mine. 434 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:39,792 - Thank you, thank you so much. 435 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,393 - Oh, Ms. Giovanni. 436 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,896 - Can you send these pictures to your mom? 437 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,264 To post on the Instagram, will you? 438 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:46,632 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 439 00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:52,438 Done. 440 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,775 You good? - Yeah. 441 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,981 You know, you don't brag on yourself enough. 442 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,551 - God, it's amazing how you can 443 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:08,153 compliment me and criticize me in the same breath. 444 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,255 - It's just, I had no idea you was doin' so well. 445 00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:13,258 - Dad, I literally called you the second I got the promotion. 446 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,327 - No, you called your mother. 447 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,297 Look, Marcus, I know it seems like I been really hard on you. 448 00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:19,731 - No, Dad, it's fine. 449 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:21,066 You know, I'm just glad that you're here, 450 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,401 that you're having a good time. 451 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,670 - No, no, it's not fine. And I'm sorry. 452 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,004 But I do worry about you. 453 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,341 - I'm--I'm okay. - No, no, let me finish. 454 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,977 Does Sutton Court know how valuable you are? 455 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:35,013 Do you know how valuable you are? 456 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,616 It's important to know your worth, son. 457 00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:40,185 Nobody's gonna give it to you. 458 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,187 And you didn't get defensive. 459 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,156 This is progress. 460 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,199 - I gotta joint in my pocket if you wanna hit it real quick. 461 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,702 - So you're not a narc? - Hell no. 462 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,770 - Well, let's do it. - All right. 463 00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,940 - ♪ Pay no attention ♪ 464 00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:06,778 ♪ Disbelieve them what they say ♪ 465 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:10,816 ♪ As for me, it could only be one way ♪ 466 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,718 - Hey, I had a great time. - Yeah, man, me too. 467 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:13,819 - I'll talk to you in the morning. 468 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,053 - All right, all right. 469 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,222 Get home safe, all right? 470 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:22,060 - ♪ Heart full of love ♪ 471 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:26,665 ♪ Heart full of love ♪ 472 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:31,370 ♪ For you ♪ 473 00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:36,175 ♪ You ♪ 474 00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:42,247 ♪ Got a heart full of love for you ♪ 475 00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,083 [phone buzzes] 476 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,253 [thunder rumbling] 477 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,660 [phone buzzes] 478 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,768 - Hey. - Hi. 479 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,237 Uh, come on--come on in. - Yeah. 480 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,275 - Um-- - Wow. 481 00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:17,049 - Yeah, like, welcome to my crib, or, uh-- 482 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,022 Everything okay? 483 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,457 - Uh... 484 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,527 God, there's no easy way to say it, 485 00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:29,595 so I'm just gonna say it. 486 00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,029 I'm pregnant. 487 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,068 - Really? - Yeah. 488 00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:38,036 I guess it must've happened 489 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,404 that night with Gigi. 490 00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:44,876 - And it--it's mine? 491 00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:46,144 - Yeah. 492 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,213 I mean, I haven't been with anyone else, 493 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,883 unless it was Gigi who came in me that night. 494 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,653 - Wow. Uh. [chuckles] 495 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,822 Whoo, okay. 496 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,992 Um, okay. 497 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,594 [chuckles] 498 00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:03,662 - Okay, listen, I'm sorry. 499 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,664 I--I--God, I know it's a lot. 500 00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,133 Um, I didn't want to tell you over the phone. 501 00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:11,003 - Yeah, this is--this is crazy. 502 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,605 - It's crazy, right? - Yeah, um-- 503 00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,107 - Yeah, it is, I know. 504 00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:18,410 I didn't think it could happen at my age. 505 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,178 - Yeah, me either. 506 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,081 - Um, my doctor called it a miracle. 507 00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,249 - Yeah. 508 00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,086 - Can I sit down? - Yes, please. 509 00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:31,123 Yeah, sorry. - That's okay. 510 00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:36,428 It's a little stressful because there are 511 00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:39,531 complications at my age. - Of course. 512 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,500 - I mean, I've done it twice before, 513 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,869 so I'll just-- I'll figure it out. 514 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:47,606 - Yeah, I mean, well, you know, whatever you wanna do, like-- 515 00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:49,107 I mean, I'll-- I'm more than happy-- 516 00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:52,344 - Thank you. Yeah, to, like, come with you. 517 00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:55,013 And obviously, I'll pay for anything that you-- 518 00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:58,717 - Oh, no, Marcus, I'm keeping the baby. 519 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,790 But I don't need anything from you, I'm set. 520 00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:11,330 - Uh, um--uh, oh, God. 521 00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:14,333 Oh, my God, how could I let this fuckin' happen? 522 00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:17,402 - I'm totally fine with you being involved 523 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:20,339 as much or as little as you want. 524 00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:23,141 It's really, I mean, it's not that complicated. 525 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,177 - Well, I mean, it is. 526 00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:26,578 For me, it is kinda complicated. 527 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,913 - Why? 528 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:31,183 - Okay, Becca, you can't tell a Black man 529 00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:36,321 that he doesn't have to be involved with his kid. 530 00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:38,757 - Okay, well, that seems ridiculous. 531 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,826 What does race have to do with anything? 532 00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:41,993 - 'Cause people are gonna judge me 533 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,762 differently than they do you. 534 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,665 Like, that's just-- that's just facts, so-- 535 00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:49,668 - Neither one of us wanted this to happen. 536 00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:51,870 It's gonna be okay. 537 00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:54,272 I mean, come on, Marcus. 538 00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,408 It's gonna be a little mixed baby. 539 00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:58,176 Mixed babies are so cute. 540 00:22:58,243 --> 00:22:59,778 - You know, I don't-- - Better be cute. 541 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,413 - No, no, no, I don't think that's-- 542 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:03,415 I don't think that's funny, like-- 543 00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:04,783 - Okay. - I'm just gonna say it. 544 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:05,951 I mean, like, is that the reason 545 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,386 why you wanna keep this baby? 546 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,020 Do you want, like, this trendy little, 547 00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:11,690 you know, frizzy haired accessory 548 00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:13,525 to, you know, walk around town with? 549 00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:16,728 You get to be Sandra Bullock or Angelina Jolie. 550 00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,864 You get your progressive street cred, 551 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:20,866 like, just fuckin' cemented. 552 00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:23,802 I mean, like, is that-- is that what this is about? 553 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,438 - Fuck you, that's not what I meant. 554 00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,473 I didn't even have to tell you, Marcus. 555 00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:29,975 I did you a courtesy. 556 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,443 But you do not get a say 557 00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:33,378 in what I do with my body. 558 00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:36,381 - It's your body, but half of what's happening in there, 559 00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:37,816 that's--that's me. 560 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,151 And I don't get any say in that? 561 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,119 Like, none? 562 00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:43,422 Come on, Becca, that's fucked up, man, you know it. 563 00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:45,557 Like, this isn't supposed to be a thing. 564 00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:48,660 Like, I don't wanna be tied to you for the rest of my life. 565 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,429 - What do you want? I'm giving you an out. 566 00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:52,330 - No, I don't-- I don't want an out. 567 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,000 - Then what do you want, Marcus? 568 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:58,670 [pensive music] 569 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:01,773 I am going to have this baby, 570 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,341 and it's my decision, 571 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,811 and I'm sorry if it's not what you want. 572 00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:08,980 [Aldous Harding's "Imagining My Man"] 573 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:14,820 ♪ ♪ 574 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,423 - ♪ I'm going to answer ♪ 575 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:20,459 ♪ Protecting ♪ 576 00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:24,162 ♪ ♪ 577 00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:28,300 ♪ It can be so hard to forgive ♪ 578 00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:33,939 ♪ ♪ 579 00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:36,775 ♪ It's not what I thought ♪ 580 00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:38,376 ♪ ♪ 581 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,346 ♪ And it's not what I pictured ♪ 582 00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:43,682 ♪ ♪ 583 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:48,220 ♪ When I was imagining my man ♪ 584 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:53,391 ♪ ♪ 585 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:58,630 ♪ You are so nervous all of the time ♪ 586 00:24:58,697 --> 00:25:02,133 ♪ ♪ 587 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,537 ♪ Giving the classics ♪