1 00:00:04,988 --> 00:00:08,958 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:13,725 --> 00:00:15,100 Every 36 seconds, 3 00:00:15,125 --> 00:00:17,520 a marriage will end in divorce. 4 00:00:17,942 --> 00:00:21,034 A married person typically spends about two years 5 00:00:21,059 --> 00:00:23,979 thinking about divorce before going ahead with it 6 00:00:24,004 --> 00:00:26,815 and will usually wait approximately three years 7 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:29,903 to remarry, if they do so at all. 8 00:00:30,653 --> 00:00:32,683 In spite of these bleak statistics, 9 00:00:32,708 --> 00:00:36,511 the overwhelming majority of couples continue on, 10 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:40,292 taking hopeful step after hopeful step down the aisle, 11 00:00:40,317 --> 00:00:42,464 willing to gamble for love. 12 00:00:42,489 --> 00:00:43,642 I think you do dishes. 13 00:00:43,684 --> 00:00:45,640 I just think when I pull them out of the cupboard, 14 00:00:45,664 --> 00:00:46,872 there's shit on 'em. 15 00:00:47,695 --> 00:00:49,475 Welcome back, Mr. and Mrs. Field. 16 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:52,542 ♪ ♪ 17 00:00:52,567 --> 00:00:56,004 [CRINKLING] 18 00:01:01,293 --> 00:01:03,100 I don't understand the point of the gum 19 00:01:03,125 --> 00:01:04,778 if you're still smoking. 20 00:01:05,308 --> 00:01:07,612 This is the kind of shit I deal with at home. 21 00:01:07,637 --> 00:01:09,268 - [SCOFFS] - And you see that? 22 00:01:09,293 --> 00:01:11,456 She just, like, rolled her eyes. 23 00:01:11,481 --> 00:01:15,387 Don't talk about me like I'm not in the room, Bradley. 24 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:18,535 Is this better, Kate? 25 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,982 At least you're looking at me instead of your phone for fucking once. 26 00:01:21,006 --> 00:01:22,450 [SIGHING] Oh, please. 27 00:01:22,475 --> 00:01:24,942 You love your phone. 28 00:01:25,138 --> 00:01:27,404 You take it with you every time you have to go take a shit. 29 00:01:27,428 --> 00:01:29,481 Do you really have to say that in front of him? 30 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:31,589 He shits just as much as we do. 31 00:01:31,614 --> 00:01:34,301 - Oh, my God. - Everybody shits, Kate. 32 00:01:34,326 --> 00:01:35,493 [PHONE CHIMES] 33 00:01:37,379 --> 00:01:39,028 Don't. 34 00:01:42,129 --> 00:01:43,848 Don't you dare. 35 00:01:45,768 --> 00:01:47,076 [PHONE CHIMES] 36 00:01:47,254 --> 00:01:48,368 [GROANS] 37 00:01:48,393 --> 00:01:49,435 Oh, my God. 38 00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:51,076 Jot that fucking down. 39 00:01:51,101 --> 00:01:52,685 Write it down. 40 00:01:53,145 --> 00:01:56,576 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 41 00:01:56,601 --> 00:02:00,598 _ 42 00:02:01,368 --> 00:02:03,951 Lately, Darby had been feeling stuck, 43 00:02:03,976 --> 00:02:05,851 longing to escape the discomforts 44 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:09,145 and uncertainties of her postgraduate existence. 45 00:02:09,535 --> 00:02:12,576 To make matters worse, she was constantly faced 46 00:02:12,601 --> 00:02:16,778 with a phenomenon she deemed "the impossible woman." 47 00:02:18,090 --> 00:02:21,743 The impossible woman was impeccably dressed, 48 00:02:21,768 --> 00:02:24,356 her skin remarkably un-sweaty, 49 00:02:24,381 --> 00:02:26,161 her handbag light, 50 00:02:26,186 --> 00:02:27,543 as if all she required 51 00:02:27,568 --> 00:02:29,535 to glide glamorously through life 52 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,434 was a metro card and a tube of lipstick. 53 00:02:33,345 --> 00:02:35,403 - Sorry. - Darby, by comparison, 54 00:02:35,428 --> 00:02:39,719 felt lost and claustrophobic in all areas of her life. 55 00:02:48,861 --> 00:02:51,155 - Yo. - Hey, stranger. 56 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:52,436 You look different. 57 00:02:52,461 --> 00:02:54,160 I'm digging the scruff. It's great. 58 00:02:54,185 --> 00:02:56,268 You're sweating, like, a lot. 59 00:02:56,293 --> 00:02:58,210 Yeah, I've been on a subway car with no AC, 60 00:02:58,235 --> 00:03:00,451 and then I had to carry your shit for six more blocks. 61 00:03:00,476 --> 00:03:02,006 Why didn't you just take a cab? 62 00:03:02,031 --> 00:03:03,910 I'm not made of money, Mr. Monopoly man. 63 00:03:03,935 --> 00:03:05,060 God. 64 00:03:05,858 --> 00:03:07,381 [SIGHS] Sorry it took me, 65 00:03:07,406 --> 00:03:09,368 like, six months to drop this off. 66 00:03:09,483 --> 00:03:11,569 Honestly, I was using your charger. I needed it. 67 00:03:11,594 --> 00:03:13,702 Well, thanks for cleaning out the office. 68 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,327 - Yeah. - What's in here, anyway? 69 00:03:15,352 --> 00:03:18,545 The aforementioned charger and, like, an umbrella... yep... 70 00:03:18,570 --> 00:03:20,272 And your "out to lunch" rock. 71 00:03:20,297 --> 00:03:22,677 Great. I needed this. 72 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,351 Oh, and one of Kate's, uh, scarves, I think. 73 00:03:25,376 --> 00:03:27,100 Oh, yeah. Well... 74 00:03:27,481 --> 00:03:29,618 have to get that back to her via post. 75 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,960 You know, with the divorce and everything. 76 00:03:31,985 --> 00:03:33,235 Wait. What? 77 00:03:33,669 --> 00:03:35,975 - Oh, yeah. - When did that happen? 78 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,270 A few months ago. 79 00:03:37,295 --> 00:03:40,577 We were together 11 years and married for one. 80 00:03:40,939 --> 00:03:43,022 Embarrassingly short marriage. 81 00:03:43,047 --> 00:03:45,285 Oh, my God. That sucks. 82 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:47,039 - I'm so sorry. - No, it's fine. 83 00:03:47,064 --> 00:03:48,731 You know, wasn't meant to be. 84 00:03:49,373 --> 00:03:50,493 You know? 85 00:03:50,518 --> 00:03:51,553 How 'bout you? 86 00:03:51,578 --> 00:03:53,951 Have you, uh, you know, found "the one"? 87 00:03:53,976 --> 00:03:57,037 No. Uh, found some losers on Match.com. 88 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:58,084 - Hmm. - It's close. 89 00:03:58,109 --> 00:03:59,343 What about that guy you brought to the wedding? 90 00:03:59,367 --> 00:04:00,694 - Augie? - Yeah. 91 00:04:00,719 --> 00:04:03,594 Oh. No. Augie moved to D.C. 92 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:04,639 Well, that sucks, 93 00:04:04,664 --> 00:04:07,163 'cause you guys were really cute together. 94 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:09,676 You and Kate seemed really cute together. 95 00:04:11,342 --> 00:04:12,551 Are you in a hurry? 96 00:04:12,576 --> 00:04:14,881 I mean, you want a drink or something? 97 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:16,327 Yeah, sure. 98 00:04:16,352 --> 00:04:19,019 Water? Uh, soda? Tequila? 99 00:04:19,044 --> 00:04:21,264 Um, it's kind of early for tequila. 100 00:04:21,436 --> 00:04:23,342 Wine, it is. 101 00:04:23,367 --> 00:04:24,874 [LAUGHS] 102 00:04:25,543 --> 00:04:27,038 Wow. [INHALES SHARPLY] 103 00:04:27,063 --> 00:04:28,374 This is a real shithole. 104 00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:30,983 Yeah, I'm... I'm squattin'. 105 00:04:31,412 --> 00:04:34,704 Hey, you actually like art. 106 00:04:34,834 --> 00:04:36,876 Here I thought you were just cravenly profiting 107 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:38,592 off of the idiocy of millennial culture. 108 00:04:38,617 --> 00:04:41,694 Actually, I've been, uh, collecting since college. 109 00:04:41,719 --> 00:04:43,108 Since college? For real? 110 00:04:43,133 --> 00:04:45,436 Ugh, fuck. I'm behind. 111 00:04:46,423 --> 00:04:48,334 You still taking photos? 112 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,827 Yeah. Yeah. 113 00:04:51,095 --> 00:04:52,264 This is... oh, thank you. 114 00:04:52,289 --> 00:04:55,225 - Mm-hmm. - This is gorgeous. 115 00:04:55,250 --> 00:04:57,280 This... all this stuff. Oh, my God. 116 00:04:57,305 --> 00:04:58,444 This couch is so soft. 117 00:04:58,469 --> 00:05:00,397 Is it weird that I'm just petting your couch? 118 00:05:00,422 --> 00:05:01,874 - No, not at all. - It's so nice. 119 00:05:01,899 --> 00:05:04,039 You know, all you gotta do is schmooze some rich people 120 00:05:04,063 --> 00:05:06,290 for some investment capital, and all this could be yours. 121 00:05:06,314 --> 00:05:08,106 [LAUGHS] 122 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:10,256 So did you land somewhere? 123 00:05:10,281 --> 00:05:11,905 I mean, I felt bad when we folded. 124 00:05:11,930 --> 00:05:14,430 Yeah, I... like, I picked up some catering jobs, 125 00:05:14,455 --> 00:05:17,967 and um, I run this, like, iPad photo booth 126 00:05:17,992 --> 00:05:20,702 at these horrible parties. It's... whatever. 127 00:05:20,727 --> 00:05:22,944 - What about you? - Well, I kind of feel bad 128 00:05:22,969 --> 00:05:24,459 about telling you this now. 129 00:05:24,484 --> 00:05:26,600 When the museum shut us down, 130 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:30,108 well, I got creative, and I got this investor 131 00:05:30,133 --> 00:05:33,264 to turn my museum-touring concept into an app. 132 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:35,081 My God, of course you did. 133 00:05:42,645 --> 00:05:44,478 Um, who did this one? 134 00:05:44,851 --> 00:05:46,143 Oh, that one. 135 00:05:46,168 --> 00:05:47,459 That one, I bought off this guy 136 00:05:47,484 --> 00:05:50,272 that used to sit outside the East Broadway F stop. 137 00:05:50,845 --> 00:05:52,327 I kind of love it. 138 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,727 Kate hated it. 139 00:05:53,752 --> 00:05:56,006 She called it "the thing that burns my retinas." 140 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:59,962 Well, yeah, I mean, but that's what makes it great. 141 00:05:59,987 --> 00:06:01,821 It's intense. 142 00:06:01,846 --> 00:06:03,624 - Exactly. - Yeah. 143 00:06:05,978 --> 00:06:07,499 You hungry? 144 00:06:07,524 --> 00:06:09,204 Want me to order a pie? 145 00:06:09,229 --> 00:06:12,246 [LIGHT ELECTRONIC MUSIC] 146 00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:13,646 ♪ ♪ 147 00:06:13,671 --> 00:06:17,746 [BOTH MOANING, GRUNTING] 148 00:06:17,771 --> 00:06:22,771 ♪ ♪ 149 00:06:22,796 --> 00:06:27,381 [MOANING, GRUNTING CONTINUES] 150 00:06:27,406 --> 00:06:30,342 And at this point, I feel like I'm starting to sweat, 151 00:06:30,367 --> 00:06:32,670 because I've been sitting in my suit for an hour, 152 00:06:32,695 --> 00:06:34,778 so I head out to come down the stairs, 153 00:06:34,803 --> 00:06:36,944 and at this point, I feel pretty good about myself. 154 00:06:36,969 --> 00:06:38,397 No. What? 155 00:06:38,422 --> 00:06:40,639 And I walk out, and she's at the bottom of the staircase 156 00:06:40,664 --> 00:06:42,366 with my parents and my friends. 157 00:06:42,391 --> 00:06:43,984 You know, they're all getting ready to go to the venue, 158 00:06:44,008 --> 00:06:46,389 and she just looks at me and she says, 159 00:06:46,414 --> 00:06:49,147 "I'm not marrying whatever's on your face." 160 00:06:49,172 --> 00:06:50,374 What? 161 00:06:50,399 --> 00:06:52,272 So I went back upstairs, and I shaved. 162 00:06:52,297 --> 00:06:55,069 No. That's tragic. 163 00:06:55,530 --> 00:06:57,084 I like the beard. 164 00:06:57,109 --> 00:06:58,692 I don't know. 165 00:06:58,717 --> 00:07:02,056 My family really loved her, you know, but... 166 00:07:03,608 --> 00:07:06,587 I've just been avoiding them ever since the divorce. 167 00:07:07,288 --> 00:07:10,533 Besides, I'm sure I wasn't perfect either. 168 00:07:10,558 --> 00:07:12,225 Yeah, maybe. 169 00:07:13,059 --> 00:07:15,415 Or maybe she's just, like, lame. 170 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,440 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 171 00:07:20,426 --> 00:07:22,467 I want you to know something. 172 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,884 Like, I'm not some creeper. 173 00:07:26,861 --> 00:07:29,189 I mean, I didn't have you picked out or anything. 174 00:07:29,214 --> 00:07:30,797 Me neither. 175 00:07:31,471 --> 00:07:33,869 I always thought you were cute, though. 176 00:07:49,282 --> 00:07:51,115 - Hey. - Hey. 177 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:52,626 Are those bagels? 178 00:07:52,651 --> 00:07:54,442 And that's not all. 179 00:07:55,311 --> 00:07:57,111 Light and sweet... 180 00:07:57,136 --> 00:07:59,251 - Oh. - Not unlike myself. 181 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:04,634 So I don't have anything till 3:00 today. 182 00:08:04,659 --> 00:08:05,962 You? 183 00:08:05,987 --> 00:08:07,320 I have work. 184 00:08:07,345 --> 00:08:08,636 Mm. 185 00:08:08,825 --> 00:08:10,491 Come back after? 186 00:08:13,282 --> 00:08:14,782 You're definitely divorced? 187 00:08:14,807 --> 00:08:16,283 Like, you're sure? 188 00:08:16,308 --> 00:08:18,350 I'm not gonna come back and... 189 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,958 Kate's gonna be, like, waiting for me with a butcher knife? 190 00:08:21,327 --> 00:08:23,204 She'd use a gun. 191 00:08:26,587 --> 00:08:28,022 And he could be with whoever he wanted. 192 00:08:28,046 --> 00:08:29,501 I mean, why me? 193 00:08:29,526 --> 00:08:31,337 Are you really fishing for compliments right now? 194 00:08:31,361 --> 00:08:32,777 Okay, but Mallory, 195 00:08:32,802 --> 00:08:34,534 his ex is, like, the hottest woman I've ever seen. 196 00:08:34,558 --> 00:08:35,558 Great. 197 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,923 She's his ex. He's with you now. 198 00:08:38,052 --> 00:08:40,626 I mean, I wish my boss was fuckable. Come on. 199 00:08:40,651 --> 00:08:43,276 We need more tiny tacos, Mr. Wojcik. 200 00:08:44,751 --> 00:08:47,251 [LIGHT MUSIC] 201 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:49,942 After her shift, Darby went to Century 21 202 00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:52,595 and bought a new outfit she couldn't afford, 203 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,845 then went directly back to Bradley's. 204 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:57,204 And again the next night, 205 00:08:57,229 --> 00:08:58,954 and the night after that. 206 00:08:58,979 --> 00:09:00,812 - Hey! Hi. - Oh, thank you. 207 00:09:00,837 --> 00:09:02,421 - Of course. - Oh. 208 00:09:02,446 --> 00:09:05,408 Okay, uh, 9A. 209 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,579 - You're the best, Lenny. - Need a hand? 210 00:09:07,604 --> 00:09:10,095 These two people who once spent every day together 211 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,689 in a brightly-lit office 212 00:09:11,714 --> 00:09:13,212 were now spending every night 213 00:09:13,237 --> 00:09:15,759 entangled and panting in the darkness, 214 00:09:16,043 --> 00:09:19,572 and their previous relationship as employer and employee 215 00:09:19,597 --> 00:09:21,462 furthermore infused their sex 216 00:09:21,487 --> 00:09:23,845 with something practically transcendent. 217 00:09:23,870 --> 00:09:25,095 [BOTH MOANING, GRUNTING] 218 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,564 Oh, fucking on the job, you dirty little slut! 219 00:09:27,589 --> 00:09:29,369 Oh, fuck. Yeah. 220 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:31,197 I'm a dirty, lazy slut. 221 00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:33,103 I haven't finished any of my work. 222 00:09:33,128 --> 00:09:34,665 [LAUGHS, MOANS] 223 00:09:34,690 --> 00:09:37,690 [LIGHT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 224 00:09:38,764 --> 00:09:40,220 I feel bad. 225 00:09:40,245 --> 00:09:41,806 If I don't like it, it was really expensive. 226 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:43,220 Oh, please don't. 227 00:09:43,245 --> 00:09:44,533 - I don't know. - Thank you. 228 00:09:44,558 --> 00:09:46,487 Ugh, it looks like those pictures of smoker's lung 229 00:09:46,511 --> 00:09:47,760 they used to show us in health class. 230 00:09:47,784 --> 00:09:49,595 Come on, Darby, just try it. 231 00:09:49,884 --> 00:09:51,540 Uh... 232 00:09:51,565 --> 00:09:52,892 Mm? Salty? 233 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:55,267 - Mmm. Tastes overpriced. - Good. 234 00:09:55,292 --> 00:09:57,556 Hey, B. 235 00:09:57,666 --> 00:10:00,072 - Oh, my God. Lola. - How you doing? 236 00:10:00,097 --> 00:10:01,579 Mm. How are you? 237 00:10:01,604 --> 00:10:05,173 - Well... - Well, you look... amazing. 238 00:10:05,198 --> 00:10:07,181 - Congratulations. - Don't blow smoke up my ass. 239 00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:08,322 I know what I look like. 240 00:10:08,347 --> 00:10:10,197 I can't believe I'm still out with clients. 241 00:10:10,222 --> 00:10:11,690 You try talking to these fuckers sober. 242 00:10:11,714 --> 00:10:13,634 - It's hell. - Um, do you want to sit down? 243 00:10:13,659 --> 00:10:14,743 I can just scooch over. 244 00:10:14,768 --> 00:10:16,650 Oh, um, Darby, Lola. 245 00:10:16,675 --> 00:10:19,658 Lola, this is, uh, Darby, my girlfriend. 246 00:10:19,683 --> 00:10:22,766 Oh, good for you. 247 00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:23,970 Kate didn't deserve him. 248 00:10:23,995 --> 00:10:25,923 - I agree. - [CHUCKLES] 249 00:10:25,948 --> 00:10:27,282 Sure. What the hell? 250 00:10:27,307 --> 00:10:29,265 In my third trimester. 251 00:10:29,345 --> 00:10:31,095 Yeah, okay. 252 00:10:31,689 --> 00:10:33,103 Oh. 253 00:10:33,427 --> 00:10:34,454 - Hi. - Yes, ma'am? 254 00:10:34,479 --> 00:10:35,822 Uh, can I get a half glass? 255 00:10:35,847 --> 00:10:38,470 - Something, uh, big and red. - Coming right up. 256 00:10:38,668 --> 00:10:40,143 Great, thanks. Actually, you know what? 257 00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:41,644 - Just make it a full glass. - Certainly. 258 00:10:41,668 --> 00:10:44,337 So um, Lola and I went to school together. 259 00:10:44,362 --> 00:10:45,945 No, actually, I went to school. 260 00:10:45,970 --> 00:10:48,470 Mr. Business here sold weed out of the computer lab. 261 00:10:48,495 --> 00:10:49,587 - Hey. - Mm-hmm. 262 00:10:49,612 --> 00:10:51,650 - No student loan debt. - [CHUCKLES] 263 00:10:51,675 --> 00:10:53,658 Um, I'm gonna hit the head. 264 00:10:53,683 --> 00:10:55,572 You guys... chat it out. 265 00:10:55,597 --> 00:10:56,947 [BOTH LAUGH] 266 00:10:56,972 --> 00:10:59,853 So um, how do you know Bradley? 267 00:10:59,878 --> 00:11:02,181 Um, we used to work together. 268 00:11:02,206 --> 00:11:03,595 Oh, are you a curator? 269 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:04,642 No. I wish. 270 00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:06,478 I just... I was just a tour guide 271 00:11:06,503 --> 00:11:08,650 for the museum thing he used to do. 272 00:11:08,675 --> 00:11:11,134 Oh, wow. Yeah. We invested in that. 273 00:11:11,159 --> 00:11:12,242 Oh. Yeah. 274 00:11:12,267 --> 00:11:13,642 Should've stuck with real estate. 275 00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:15,542 Mm, that's funny. 276 00:11:15,624 --> 00:11:17,048 Uh, so what do you do now? 277 00:11:17,073 --> 00:11:18,587 - Ma'am. - Oh, bless. 278 00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:20,665 Um, I'm a photographer. 279 00:11:20,690 --> 00:11:23,298 Mm. Me too. 280 00:11:23,764 --> 00:11:25,098 - No way. - Yeah. 281 00:11:25,123 --> 00:11:26,290 Oh, my God. 282 00:11:26,315 --> 00:11:27,857 What are you working on right now? 283 00:11:28,069 --> 00:11:30,033 Well, trying to get out of editorial, mostly, 284 00:11:30,058 --> 00:11:32,837 but you know how a favor can turn into a six-month project. 285 00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:34,862 - Oh, my God. Totally. - Yeah. 286 00:11:34,887 --> 00:11:36,720 What about you? What's your thing? 287 00:11:36,745 --> 00:11:40,533 Um, you know, just sort of, like, lifestyle stuff. 288 00:11:40,558 --> 00:11:41,838 Moment-capturing, that kind of thing. 289 00:11:41,862 --> 00:11:43,134 Very cool. 290 00:11:43,159 --> 00:11:46,392 Are you, uh, commissioning or working with a gallery? 291 00:11:46,417 --> 00:11:48,736 Not... not right now, but I'm looking. 292 00:11:48,761 --> 00:11:51,251 Well, it is the Wild West these days. 293 00:11:51,276 --> 00:11:52,470 Every millennial with an iPad 294 00:11:52,495 --> 00:11:53,877 thinks they're a fucking artist, you know? 295 00:11:53,901 --> 00:11:55,595 - Mm. - Excuse me. 296 00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:58,853 Hey. Seriously, though, um, have Bradley connect us, 297 00:11:58,878 --> 00:12:00,034 'cause I'd love to see your stuff. 298 00:12:00,058 --> 00:12:02,142 I could maybe hand off some gigs, you know. 299 00:12:02,167 --> 00:12:04,501 - Oh, absolutely. - Okay. I gotta run. 300 00:12:04,526 --> 00:12:07,603 This little fucker's giving me some serious heartburn. 301 00:12:07,905 --> 00:12:09,626 Oh, thank you. 302 00:12:09,723 --> 00:12:11,369 Always a pleasure to see you. 303 00:12:11,394 --> 00:12:12,845 Nice seeing you. 304 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:14,329 Hey, do you still smoke? 305 00:12:14,354 --> 00:12:15,790 Uh, I do. 306 00:12:15,815 --> 00:12:17,212 Um, you sure? 307 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,986 Oh, yeah, it's fine. Just a couple puffs. 308 00:12:19,011 --> 00:12:20,315 - Great meeting you. - Great meeting you. 309 00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:22,400 - Can't wait to see your stuff. - [LAUGHS] 310 00:12:22,425 --> 00:12:24,369 - See you, B. - Isn't she great? 311 00:12:24,394 --> 00:12:25,408 Yeah. 312 00:12:25,433 --> 00:12:27,570 She's gonna be a great mom. [LAUGHS] 313 00:12:27,595 --> 00:12:30,298 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 314 00:12:36,811 --> 00:12:38,111 Whoa. 315 00:12:38,136 --> 00:12:40,704 You're not, like, moving in with him already, are you? 316 00:12:40,729 --> 00:12:41,829 What? No. No. 317 00:12:41,854 --> 00:12:44,064 I'm... I'm doing, like, a darkroom thing in here. 318 00:12:44,089 --> 00:12:46,033 I'm taking this photography class, 319 00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:47,830 'cause Bradley's photographer friend stressed me out. 320 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,659 She was like, "Oh, I just... Let me see your stuff." 321 00:12:49,683 --> 00:12:50,799 And I was like, "Bitch, I don't have stuff." 322 00:12:50,823 --> 00:12:53,031 Kay, someone clearly found my Adderall. 323 00:12:53,056 --> 00:12:58,176 No, no. I'm just having, like, a small-but-real life panic. 324 00:12:58,201 --> 00:12:59,872 Why? Because of Bradley's friend? 325 00:12:59,897 --> 00:13:02,200 Yes. They're so successful. 326 00:13:02,225 --> 00:13:04,129 And they're like... They have perfect skin, 327 00:13:04,154 --> 00:13:05,357 and they know about wine pairings. 328 00:13:05,381 --> 00:13:08,200 Dude, you can't compare yourself to them. 329 00:13:08,225 --> 00:13:09,731 I just feel like such a loser. 330 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,817 Do you seriously think 331 00:13:10,842 --> 00:13:12,592 they had it all figured out at our age? 332 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:13,701 No. 333 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,075 They were probably, like, doing ludes. 334 00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:17,137 They're not that old. 335 00:13:17,162 --> 00:13:19,364 My mom always said ludes were her favorite drug. 336 00:13:19,389 --> 00:13:20,685 You know, I just want Bradley to know 337 00:13:20,709 --> 00:13:24,215 that he's with, like, a woman who knows what she wants, 338 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,879 and she's not afraid to go after it. 339 00:13:25,904 --> 00:13:27,411 Sure. Totally. 340 00:13:27,436 --> 00:13:30,186 But like, you know, you don't have to perform for someone. 341 00:13:30,211 --> 00:13:31,528 You should be loved 342 00:13:31,553 --> 00:13:33,886 for the little derp-de-derp that you are. 343 00:13:33,911 --> 00:13:35,176 But maybe it's good. 344 00:13:35,201 --> 00:13:37,637 Like, this is just, like, the kick in the ass that I need. 345 00:13:37,662 --> 00:13:39,403 Cool. So my real question is, 346 00:13:39,428 --> 00:13:42,345 is this a single penne stuck to a sock? 347 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:44,372 No. 348 00:13:44,397 --> 00:13:45,739 That's private. 349 00:13:45,764 --> 00:13:47,014 Derp. 350 00:13:47,207 --> 00:13:50,848 And I tell you this because it's truth, 351 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,122 and truth is ugly. 352 00:13:53,147 --> 00:13:55,731 But truth is also beautiful. 353 00:13:55,756 --> 00:13:59,708 The only people who will make it as a artist 354 00:13:59,733 --> 00:14:02,899 are people who have passion. 355 00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:07,178 Not passion like, "Oh, I love hamburger." 356 00:14:07,457 --> 00:14:10,583 I'm talking about real passion. 357 00:14:11,032 --> 00:14:14,532 Who among you would die for your art? 358 00:14:14,557 --> 00:14:17,739 [PERCUSSIVE MUSIC] 359 00:14:17,764 --> 00:14:21,231 ♪ ♪ 360 00:14:21,645 --> 00:14:23,228 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 361 00:14:23,741 --> 00:14:26,208 This apartment is amazing. 362 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,356 I can't believe he has his own washer and dryer. 363 00:14:28,381 --> 00:14:30,489 Oh, my God. 364 00:14:30,514 --> 00:14:32,989 Um, you have to up your underwear game 365 00:14:33,014 --> 00:14:34,270 if you're gonna date this guy. 366 00:14:34,295 --> 00:14:37,379 This is like some "Little Orphan Annie" shit, Darby. 367 00:14:37,404 --> 00:14:38,487 - Ew! - Honestly, 368 00:14:38,512 --> 00:14:39,926 this place is a fucking palace. 369 00:14:39,951 --> 00:14:41,334 If you fuck this up for us, I will kill you. 370 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,293 Yeah, it's, like, legit. 371 00:14:43,318 --> 00:14:45,770 Hey, please don't spill cab on the sofa. Focus, please. 372 00:14:45,795 --> 00:14:48,536 As if I would waste a drop of this. 373 00:14:48,561 --> 00:14:50,168 Do you want me to pose for you? 374 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,481 Not nude. 375 00:14:51,506 --> 00:14:54,325 Well... well, unless you, like, frame my head out. 376 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:55,702 - And then you would do nude? - Yeah. 377 00:14:55,726 --> 00:14:57,684 No, the assignment was "inner life." 378 00:14:57,709 --> 00:14:58,840 So... 379 00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:00,240 - Ladies. - That's brilliant. 380 00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:01,895 - ALL: Hi. - Oh, nice. 381 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:02,920 You found the cab. 382 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,028 We did. 383 00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:05,465 It's very nice. Thank you. 384 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:06,653 So amazing. 385 00:15:06,678 --> 00:15:08,286 - You guys enjoy. - Mm. 386 00:15:08,311 --> 00:15:09,579 - Thank you. - Oh, I got you more Nicorette. 387 00:15:09,603 --> 00:15:10,978 It's on the nightstand. 388 00:15:11,003 --> 00:15:14,187 You're, like, the most amazing woman ever. 389 00:15:15,561 --> 00:15:17,561 Jim has never said that about me. 390 00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:19,592 - You're not that amazing. - I'm pretty amazing. 391 00:15:19,617 --> 00:15:20,905 - What can I say? - Wow. 392 00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:23,006 I'm the best girlfriend that's ever existed. 393 00:15:23,031 --> 00:15:25,989 [LIGHT ELECTRONIC MUSIC] 394 00:15:26,014 --> 00:15:30,092 ♪ ♪ 395 00:15:30,117 --> 00:15:31,576 Boring. 396 00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:34,518 ♪ ♪ 397 00:15:34,543 --> 00:15:36,303 Lacks insight. 398 00:15:36,328 --> 00:15:40,328 ♪ ♪ 399 00:15:41,301 --> 00:15:43,194 Too much effort. 400 00:15:43,219 --> 00:15:45,061 Is... how do I say... 401 00:15:45,086 --> 00:15:46,334 Sweaty. 402 00:15:46,359 --> 00:15:48,186 - Sweaty? - Mm-hmm. 403 00:15:48,211 --> 00:15:49,678 Like, his face is sweaty? 404 00:15:49,703 --> 00:15:51,303 You're trying too hard. Keep trying. 405 00:15:51,328 --> 00:15:54,022 Sorry, just... keep trying, but I'm trying too... 406 00:15:54,047 --> 00:15:55,569 Precisely. 407 00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:58,462 This is something. 408 00:15:58,819 --> 00:16:02,319 Look how the light is directing the eye. 409 00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:03,975 Hmm? 410 00:16:06,837 --> 00:16:08,420 Beautiful. 411 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:12,431 Darby quietly withdrew from her photography class 412 00:16:12,456 --> 00:16:13,463 and, little by little, 413 00:16:13,488 --> 00:16:15,780 stopped taking photos altogether. 414 00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:19,667 It was so much easier to just drift away 415 00:16:19,692 --> 00:16:22,096 on the raft of Bradley's life. 416 00:16:22,121 --> 00:16:24,829 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 417 00:16:24,854 --> 00:16:27,646 ALL: Surprise! 418 00:16:27,671 --> 00:16:29,729 [ALL CHEERING] 419 00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:31,671 [INDISTINCT GREETINGS] 420 00:16:31,696 --> 00:16:34,655 [LIGHT MUSIC] 421 00:16:35,789 --> 00:16:37,456 Hi, B! 422 00:16:37,835 --> 00:16:39,922 I think he's really surprised. 423 00:16:39,947 --> 00:16:42,242 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 424 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:45,392 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 425 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:48,728 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 426 00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,325 Yes, this guy, um, 427 00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:52,434 who used to paint outside the East Broadway F stop. 428 00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:53,844 Our joke is that, um, 429 00:16:53,869 --> 00:16:55,890 we call it "the thing that burns our retinas." 430 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,040 [LAUGHTER] 431 00:16:57,065 --> 00:16:59,367 - Oh, hello. - Mm. 432 00:16:59,499 --> 00:17:01,453 Do we have any more champers in the laundry room? 433 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,228 - I think so, yeah. - Mm. 434 00:17:03,253 --> 00:17:07,253 ♪ ♪ 435 00:17:07,278 --> 00:17:10,656 Essentially this acidic varnish that will coat the canvas 436 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,594 so that... you know, will harden the shell. 437 00:17:12,619 --> 00:17:13,805 - Uh-huh. - They're still working on it. 438 00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:16,062 - They're still running tests, but uh... - Oh, cool. 439 00:17:16,087 --> 00:17:17,976 Hey, look at Bradley. 440 00:17:18,001 --> 00:17:19,273 Yeah. 441 00:17:19,298 --> 00:17:20,976 [BABY FUSSES] 442 00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,156 It's so cute. Oh, my God. 443 00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:26,125 Yeah. [LAUGHS] 444 00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:27,727 Are you wanting to have... You want to have a kid one day, 445 00:17:27,751 --> 00:17:29,648 - or what? - Slow down, Jimmy. 446 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:34,437 ♪ Stealing kisses in those misses within beats ♪ 447 00:17:34,742 --> 00:17:37,976 ♪ Stealing kisses in those bloody sheets ♪ 448 00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:40,015 ♪ I'm killing you ♪ 449 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,311 [DRUMMING] 450 00:17:44,848 --> 00:17:47,304 BOTH: Ay, oh! 451 00:17:47,329 --> 00:17:49,329 - Ay, oh. - Yes! 452 00:17:49,354 --> 00:17:51,729 [LAUGHTER, CHATTER] 453 00:17:52,019 --> 00:17:53,594 Wow, your body's just... 454 00:17:53,619 --> 00:17:55,797 You look like a reptile trying to do a body roll. 455 00:17:55,822 --> 00:17:57,781 - Ooh-ooh-ooh. - Stop. 456 00:17:57,806 --> 00:17:59,056 - Ow! - Oh, shit. 457 00:17:59,081 --> 00:18:00,640 Hey. You good? 458 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:02,249 Lot of strobe lights at that party. 459 00:18:02,274 --> 00:18:03,922 Yeah. It was fun, though, right? 460 00:18:03,947 --> 00:18:05,422 Yeah. Yeah, no. It was fun. 461 00:18:05,447 --> 00:18:06,914 Okay. 462 00:18:06,939 --> 00:18:08,407 My friends really love you, you know. 463 00:18:08,431 --> 00:18:11,348 Yeah, no, they're... They're really great. 464 00:18:11,431 --> 00:18:12,681 You okay? 465 00:18:12,706 --> 00:18:14,373 Yeah, I just need somebody to, uh, 466 00:18:14,398 --> 00:18:16,758 keep me from shoving that bucket up that drummer's ass. 467 00:18:17,299 --> 00:18:19,117 You just need a massage, babe. 468 00:18:19,142 --> 00:18:20,517 Maybe. 469 00:18:21,611 --> 00:18:24,125 Let's just go get a drink somewhere before I piss myself. 470 00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:25,275 - Come on. - Oh, my God, yes. 471 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,368 Let's go somewhere we can dance. 472 00:18:26,392 --> 00:18:27,392 - Yeah? - No, sweetheart. 473 00:18:27,417 --> 00:18:28,726 You can't dance with your boot. 474 00:18:28,751 --> 00:18:31,165 - Do not hold me down, Jim. - I'm not trying to hold you down. 475 00:18:31,189 --> 00:18:32,649 I'm actually just trying to look out for you. 476 00:18:32,673 --> 00:18:35,086 Yeah? What do you say? Got another one in you? 477 00:18:35,111 --> 00:18:36,610 I really don't feel like wandering around 478 00:18:36,634 --> 00:18:38,125 just looking for a place to drink. 479 00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,695 I'm sure there's somewhere close. 480 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,761 Hey, isn't that place with the picklebacks, 481 00:18:41,786 --> 00:18:43,633 - like, around here? - Yes. Oh, my God. 482 00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:44,680 You mean the place with those, like, 483 00:18:44,704 --> 00:18:47,101 giant Styrofoam cups and those hot firemen. 484 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,595 I'll pee in a Styrofoam cup. Let's go. 485 00:18:48,619 --> 00:18:49,914 I'm 'bout to get a UTI. Come on! 486 00:18:49,939 --> 00:18:51,304 - Okay, I'm ready. - Okay. 487 00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:52,829 You have to see this place. It's insane. 488 00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:55,523 They serve, like, all their drinks in this one Big Gulp size. 489 00:18:55,548 --> 00:18:56,750 Wow. 490 00:18:56,775 --> 00:18:57,992 That sounds amazing. 491 00:18:58,017 --> 00:18:59,289 I think I'd rather sleep. 492 00:18:59,314 --> 00:19:00,758 Okay, old man. 493 00:19:00,783 --> 00:19:02,484 Hey. 494 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,601 Come on. Came out to Brooklyn. 495 00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:06,168 Took your friends to dinner. 496 00:19:06,389 --> 00:19:08,023 Cut me some slack. I'm tired. 497 00:19:08,048 --> 00:19:09,274 - Okay. - All right, picklebacks. 498 00:19:09,298 --> 00:19:12,195 - You guys coming? - Um, no, we're gonna sit this one out. 499 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,906 - Please! Please! - Have fun. Have fun. 500 00:19:14,931 --> 00:19:16,758 - Good-bye. Bye. - Mom and Dad, please? 501 00:19:16,783 --> 00:19:18,180 - Will you carry me? - Get out of here. 502 00:19:18,204 --> 00:19:19,711 No, I can't. Okay, yeah. 503 00:19:20,824 --> 00:19:22,376 - Bye! - Would you just be little bit... ow. 504 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,523 - I'm... - Sorry. 505 00:19:23,548 --> 00:19:25,906 You know you can go with your friends, right? 506 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,828 No, I want to stay with you. 507 00:19:28,165 --> 00:19:30,961 And I don't want to, like, be in a weird fight. 508 00:19:30,986 --> 00:19:32,804 We're not in a weird fight. 509 00:19:32,829 --> 00:19:34,078 Okay. 510 00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:37,312 [DRUMMING CONTINUES] 511 00:19:38,674 --> 00:19:41,344 _ 512 00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:44,172 - Thank you, Lenny. - Darby. 513 00:19:44,197 --> 00:19:45,875 - Of course. - Thank you. 514 00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:49,686 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 515 00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,484 Hey, baby. 516 00:19:56,239 --> 00:19:57,780 Hey, what's wrong? 517 00:19:58,353 --> 00:20:00,117 Oh, my God. Hey. 518 00:20:00,926 --> 00:20:02,859 Hey. What's going on? 519 00:20:02,884 --> 00:20:04,429 What's wrong? 520 00:20:05,131 --> 00:20:07,000 My dad... 521 00:20:07,442 --> 00:20:08,758 My dad died. 522 00:20:08,783 --> 00:20:10,199 Oh, my God. 523 00:20:10,341 --> 00:20:11,914 He just dropped dead. 524 00:20:11,939 --> 00:20:14,008 In the shower. Massive heart attack. 525 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,586 [WHISPERS] Baby... 526 00:20:15,611 --> 00:20:17,422 It's so crazy. 527 00:20:18,095 --> 00:20:19,929 He's run, like, three marathons. 528 00:20:19,954 --> 00:20:22,515 He hasn't eaten red meat since high school. 529 00:20:22,752 --> 00:20:24,664 You know, fuck, man. 530 00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:26,023 [CRYING] 531 00:20:26,048 --> 00:20:28,445 I can't believe I wasted so much time 532 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,547 not talking to him. 533 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,883 You know, just being angry over stupid bullshit. 534 00:20:33,908 --> 00:20:35,750 Hey, listen. 535 00:20:35,775 --> 00:20:38,664 I'm sure he knew how much you loved him. 536 00:20:39,718 --> 00:20:41,742 I don't know. 537 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,629 I mean, I hope so. 538 00:20:43,978 --> 00:20:45,383 Yeah. 539 00:20:47,791 --> 00:20:49,833 [DOG BARKING] 540 00:20:53,303 --> 00:20:58,515 Okay, it says, um, you're supposed to apply a new... 541 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,832 I know how to put on a nicotine patch. 542 00:21:07,116 --> 00:21:08,866 [SIGHS] 543 00:21:09,962 --> 00:21:11,254 I can't believe my dad's 544 00:21:11,279 --> 00:21:13,237 not gonna be in there when I walk in. 545 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:19,023 I mean, part of him will be. 546 00:21:19,048 --> 00:21:20,054 You know? 547 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,390 His spirit will be in there. 548 00:21:22,942 --> 00:21:24,203 Yeah. 549 00:21:24,228 --> 00:21:26,520 I don't really believe in that kind of shit, Darb. 550 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,695 No. I mean, me neither. I... I don't know. 551 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,188 I was just trying to say something sweet. 552 00:21:32,212 --> 00:21:33,929 Yeah, I know. 553 00:21:33,954 --> 00:21:36,140 I'm sorry. I just... 554 00:21:36,165 --> 00:21:39,898 I just don't need you to say anything right now. 555 00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,339 Okay. 556 00:21:44,066 --> 00:21:45,607 Thanks, babe. 557 00:21:45,754 --> 00:21:47,629 [INHALES DEEPLY] 558 00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:53,970 [SOMBER MUSIC] 559 00:21:58,626 --> 00:22:00,640 [QUIETLY] Oh, man. 560 00:22:01,225 --> 00:22:03,609 Oh, Mom. 561 00:22:08,564 --> 00:22:10,121 How you doing? 562 00:22:10,529 --> 00:22:12,196 All right. 563 00:22:12,962 --> 00:22:14,855 Uh, let me make you a plate. 564 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:18,051 Oh, Mom, I can't eat right now. 565 00:22:18,076 --> 00:22:20,543 - I'm so sorry, Bradley. - Oh, Trish. 566 00:22:20,568 --> 00:22:21,668 It's so awful. 567 00:22:21,693 --> 00:22:24,121 - Mm. - Uncle Joe was my favorite. 568 00:22:24,146 --> 00:22:25,886 He loved you so much. 569 00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,869 And we just have to be grateful, 570 00:22:27,894 --> 00:22:30,519 because it's truly the most painless way 571 00:22:30,544 --> 00:22:32,293 for a person to leave this Earth. 572 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:34,085 A heart attack? 573 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:37,270 Well, at least it was quick. 574 00:22:37,786 --> 00:22:39,036 Hi. 575 00:22:39,622 --> 00:22:41,488 Uh, I'm Darby. 576 00:22:41,513 --> 00:22:43,246 Yeah. [SIGHS] 577 00:22:43,271 --> 00:22:45,168 Oh, Bucky. Buck. 578 00:22:45,193 --> 00:22:47,332 - Um... - Uh, Trish. 579 00:22:47,357 --> 00:22:49,808 - Bradley's cousin. - Of course. 580 00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:52,691 Well, um, thank you for being here 581 00:22:52,716 --> 00:22:55,425 for my family. 582 00:22:57,306 --> 00:22:58,598 Um... 583 00:23:00,858 --> 00:23:03,683 Uh, I'm gonna see if anyone needs help in the kitchen. 584 00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:04,722 Okay. 585 00:23:04,747 --> 00:23:07,863 [SOFT INDISTINCT CHATTER] 586 00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:10,805 [MELLOW MUSIC] 587 00:23:10,830 --> 00:23:12,707 ♪ ♪ 588 00:23:12,732 --> 00:23:14,285 Oh, um, Sharon, 589 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,355 uh, do you want me to hand-dry these, 590 00:23:16,380 --> 00:23:17,551 or is air-drying them okay? 591 00:23:17,576 --> 00:23:18,966 Oh, just throw them in the dishwasher, honey. 592 00:23:18,990 --> 00:23:20,082 They're from Target. 593 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:22,699 But can you put the lasagna out? 594 00:23:22,724 --> 00:23:24,933 Yes. Of course. 595 00:23:24,958 --> 00:23:26,042 Um... 596 00:23:26,067 --> 00:23:29,525 ♪ ♪ 597 00:23:29,707 --> 00:23:31,082 Thank you. 598 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,438 Don't put it down without a trivet. 599 00:23:38,463 --> 00:23:40,255 A... trivet? 600 00:23:40,653 --> 00:23:41,986 [SCOFFS] 601 00:23:42,011 --> 00:23:44,274 Aunt Sharon just restored this table. 602 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:46,243 Sorry, it's... it's beautiful. 603 00:23:46,268 --> 00:23:48,696 Um, is there anything else I can help with? 604 00:23:48,721 --> 00:23:49,868 Uh, don't think so. 605 00:23:49,893 --> 00:23:52,727 Why don't you take a break, get something to eat? 606 00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:55,079 No, I... I like a job at a party. 607 00:23:55,104 --> 00:23:56,812 It sort of makes things less awkward, 608 00:23:56,837 --> 00:23:58,649 even when the party's a funeral. 609 00:23:58,674 --> 00:23:59,735 Huh? 610 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,378 No, that... um, that came out wrong. 611 00:24:03,403 --> 00:24:04,611 [SCOFFS] 612 00:24:04,636 --> 00:24:07,595 [LIGHT MUSIC] 613 00:24:17,605 --> 00:24:19,473 [GULPS] Eh. 614 00:24:20,062 --> 00:24:24,223 ♪ ♪ 615 00:24:24,248 --> 00:24:26,231 No hug for your Uncle Rory? 616 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:27,364 Sorry? 617 00:24:27,389 --> 00:24:29,606 Aren't you one of Harvey and Lorraine's triplets? 618 00:24:29,631 --> 00:24:33,881 Uh, no, I'm... I'm Bradley's girlfriend. 619 00:24:34,395 --> 00:24:35,918 Wowee. 620 00:24:35,943 --> 00:24:37,458 I didn't know he was dating a model. 621 00:24:37,483 --> 00:24:39,520 [LAUGHING] Oh... [QUIETLY] My God. 622 00:24:39,545 --> 00:24:42,795 ♪ ♪ 623 00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:45,700 Oh, Kate, thanks so much for coming. 624 00:24:45,725 --> 00:24:47,286 Hi. You okay? 625 00:24:47,584 --> 00:24:48,958 Katie. 626 00:24:48,983 --> 00:24:50,566 Oh, my baby girl. 627 00:24:50,591 --> 00:24:52,014 I hope it's okay that I came. 628 00:24:52,039 --> 00:24:53,606 What are you talking about? 629 00:24:53,631 --> 00:24:55,590 You never need an invitation. 630 00:24:55,802 --> 00:24:58,395 Oh. Oh. It's okay. 631 00:24:58,420 --> 00:24:59,962 It's okay. Let it out. 632 00:24:59,987 --> 00:25:02,512 [SHARON SOBBING] Joe loved you so much. 633 00:25:02,537 --> 00:25:05,059 - I'm gonna miss him, Sharon. - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 634 00:25:05,442 --> 00:25:07,848 - I'm gonna get a glass of water. - Yeah. Of course. 635 00:25:10,517 --> 00:25:12,778 Darby. Hello. 636 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:15,346 Hi. Hi, Kate. 637 00:25:15,371 --> 00:25:17,182 I think the last time I saw you was at my wedding. 638 00:25:17,206 --> 00:25:20,418 Yeah, that was a really beautiful evening. 639 00:25:20,814 --> 00:25:22,199 Um... 640 00:25:22,224 --> 00:25:25,640 I know this is incredibly awkward, 641 00:25:25,665 --> 00:25:26,895 but I just wanted to say, 642 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,340 I didn't think Bradley and I would end up dating. 643 00:25:29,365 --> 00:25:30,778 Oh, honey, 644 00:25:30,803 --> 00:25:33,362 we're not gonna do that here, okay? 645 00:25:33,387 --> 00:25:35,129 It was good to see you. 646 00:25:35,154 --> 00:25:40,154 ♪ ♪ 647 00:25:56,918 --> 00:25:58,939 Hey, there you are. 648 00:26:01,098 --> 00:26:03,931 Um, how are you holding up? 649 00:26:03,956 --> 00:26:06,353 Are you... like, do you... What... do you need anything? 650 00:26:06,378 --> 00:26:07,861 - How can I help? - No, no, I'm okay. 651 00:26:07,886 --> 00:26:09,283 I'm, um... 652 00:26:09,308 --> 00:26:11,150 I'm just trying to hang in there for my mom. 653 00:26:11,175 --> 00:26:12,759 - Yeah. - You know? 654 00:26:12,784 --> 00:26:14,142 But it's... it's nice 655 00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:15,737 to feel all the love in the room for him. 656 00:26:15,761 --> 00:26:16,806 Yeah. 657 00:26:16,831 --> 00:26:19,054 It's, like, an amazing turnout. 658 00:26:19,079 --> 00:26:21,704 And it's so good that Kate's here. 659 00:26:21,889 --> 00:26:23,814 Yeah, my mom really loves her. 660 00:26:23,839 --> 00:26:25,775 - Mm. - But, um... 661 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,564 I should probably get back in there. 662 00:26:27,589 --> 00:26:29,166 Yeah. 663 00:26:30,067 --> 00:26:32,791 I just want to say that... 664 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,900 it's like, losing a parent's probably the most 665 00:26:35,925 --> 00:26:37,939 devastating thing that a person goes through, 666 00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:41,619 and um, I'm not... I don't... I don't know. 667 00:26:41,644 --> 00:26:42,877 I'm not saying that I can relate. 668 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:45,423 Like, I'm... I c... I'm not implying that I can, 669 00:26:45,448 --> 00:26:48,830 'cause my parents are... alive. 670 00:26:48,855 --> 00:26:52,876 Hey, listen. I'm... I'm really glad you're here, but... 671 00:26:52,901 --> 00:26:55,931 - I should probably get back in there. - Yes, yes. 672 00:26:55,956 --> 00:26:57,248 Yes. 673 00:27:01,337 --> 00:27:04,197 You look so cute in your First Communion photo. 674 00:27:04,222 --> 00:27:05,430 - Hey, Darby? - Mm-hmm? 675 00:27:05,455 --> 00:27:07,017 I really need to get back in there. 676 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,947 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 677 00:27:09,033 --> 00:27:10,825 So... 678 00:27:11,756 --> 00:27:13,275 Mm-hmm. 679 00:27:14,283 --> 00:27:16,064 - Okay. - Okay. 680 00:27:19,348 --> 00:27:20,764 [SIGHS] 681 00:27:21,983 --> 00:27:24,205 As many of you know, 682 00:27:24,230 --> 00:27:26,908 we lost my father a few years before 683 00:27:26,933 --> 00:27:28,892 Bradley and I got married. 684 00:27:28,917 --> 00:27:31,791 Joseph offered to walk me down the aisle. 685 00:27:32,169 --> 00:27:36,252 So anyway, we're standing outside the sanctuary, 686 00:27:36,277 --> 00:27:39,220 and he's being so tender, and he's telling me 687 00:27:39,245 --> 00:27:41,495 how beautiful I look in my wedding gown, 688 00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,150 and then, just as the bridal chorus starts, 689 00:27:44,175 --> 00:27:46,556 he adds, "Especially your tits." 690 00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:47,831 [LAUGHTER] 691 00:27:47,856 --> 00:27:49,759 Joseph was a tit man! 692 00:27:49,948 --> 00:27:51,282 Sharon, I'm sorry. 693 00:27:51,307 --> 00:27:52,892 I'm sorry. I had to share that story. 694 00:27:52,917 --> 00:27:54,650 Well, he was a tit man. 695 00:27:54,675 --> 00:27:56,353 He was a tit man! 696 00:27:56,378 --> 00:27:57,689 Thank you. 697 00:27:57,714 --> 00:28:00,923 [CLINKING] 698 00:28:04,186 --> 00:28:07,454 Sadly, I never met Mr. Field. 699 00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:09,212 No, I did, at your wedding! 700 00:28:09,237 --> 00:28:11,485 At your wedding. I did. 701 00:28:11,510 --> 00:28:14,260 Um, so I didn't really know him, 702 00:28:14,285 --> 00:28:18,494 but I know he is a great guy, 703 00:28:18,519 --> 00:28:21,759 because he made the most amazing son... 704 00:28:21,973 --> 00:28:24,139 who is also a tit man. 705 00:28:24,638 --> 00:28:26,846 [LAUGHING] 706 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:31,080 Because the apple doesn't fall far from the tits. 707 00:28:31,665 --> 00:28:34,564 - [LAUGHING] - To Mr. Field. 708 00:28:36,353 --> 00:28:38,071 - [GLASS THUDS] - Oh. 709 00:28:39,608 --> 00:28:41,071 Whoo! 710 00:28:42,575 --> 00:28:44,907 [EXHALES, SPITS] 711 00:28:45,845 --> 00:28:47,025 I'm sorry. 712 00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:49,392 I think I'm allergic to something in the lasagna. 713 00:28:49,417 --> 00:28:52,025 - Mm. - [RAPID BREATHING] 714 00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:54,675 [RETCHING] 715 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:55,868 [LIGHT KNOCKING] 716 00:28:55,893 --> 00:28:57,884 - Bradley? - Yes, Mom? 717 00:28:57,909 --> 00:28:59,626 Everything okay in there? 718 00:28:59,651 --> 00:29:01,431 Yeah, Mom, everything's great. 719 00:29:01,456 --> 00:29:04,626 - [CLEARS THROAT] - [COUGHS] 720 00:29:09,501 --> 00:29:12,209 I'm sorry you had to leave early because of me. 721 00:29:14,707 --> 00:29:16,025 It's fine. 722 00:29:16,050 --> 00:29:17,095 [CLEARS THROAT] 723 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,345 I can drive back up there tomorrow. 724 00:29:19,866 --> 00:29:22,689 Think I made a good impression on your mom? 725 00:29:23,939 --> 00:29:27,231 [THE NATIONAL'S "THIS IS THE LAST TIME"] 726 00:29:27,256 --> 00:29:29,298 Please don't be mad at me, Bradley. 727 00:29:31,192 --> 00:29:33,103 I'm not mad. 728 00:29:33,128 --> 00:29:34,795 My dad died. 729 00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:37,587 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC] 730 00:29:37,612 --> 00:29:40,696 ♪ Oh, when I lift you up ♪ 731 00:29:40,721 --> 00:29:45,384 ♪ You feel like a hundred times yourself ♪ 732 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:48,845 ♪ I wish everybody knew ♪ 733 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:51,470 ♪ What's so great about you ♪ 734 00:29:51,495 --> 00:29:55,693 ♪ Oh, but your love is such a swamp ♪ 735 00:29:55,718 --> 00:29:59,122 ♪ You don't think before you jump ♪ 736 00:29:59,147 --> 00:30:02,599 ♪ And I said I wouldn't get sucked in ♪ 737 00:30:02,624 --> 00:30:03,763 Hey. 738 00:30:03,983 --> 00:30:05,427 Hey. 739 00:30:05,452 --> 00:30:07,224 ♪ ♪ 740 00:30:07,249 --> 00:30:08,677 Thanks. 741 00:30:08,702 --> 00:30:10,583 ♪ ♪ 742 00:30:10,608 --> 00:30:13,774 ♪ This is the last time ♪ 743 00:30:18,793 --> 00:30:23,201 ♪ Oh, don't tell anyone I'm here ♪ 744 00:30:23,226 --> 00:30:26,568 ♪ I got Tylenol and beer ♪ 745 00:30:26,593 --> 00:30:29,435 ♪ I was thinking that you'd call ♪ 746 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:32,583 ♪ Somebody closer to you ♪ 747 00:30:32,608 --> 00:30:36,896 ♪ Oh, but your love is such a swamp ♪ 748 00:30:36,921 --> 00:30:40,178 ♪ You're the only thing I want ♪ 749 00:30:40,203 --> 00:30:44,994 ♪ And I said I wouldn't cry about it, ah ♪ 750 00:30:45,019 --> 00:30:48,185 Okay, this strategy has paid off. 751 00:30:48,210 --> 00:30:50,220 Boom. Sara, go. 752 00:30:50,245 --> 00:30:52,236 Mm, can you just do my move for me? 753 00:30:52,261 --> 00:30:53,361 No, I can't do your move. 754 00:30:53,386 --> 00:30:55,103 I just invaded your territory. 755 00:30:55,128 --> 00:30:58,048 Jim, I literally don't give a single fuck. 756 00:30:58,073 --> 00:30:59,823 Yeah, I really don't give a fuck either. 757 00:30:59,848 --> 00:31:02,478 Wait, guys, am I the only person invested in this game? 758 00:31:02,503 --> 00:31:03,836 ALL: Yes. 759 00:31:03,861 --> 00:31:05,533 Hey. [GRUNTS] 760 00:31:05,558 --> 00:31:07,183 Oh, uh, excuse me, ma'am, 761 00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:08,829 this is a private residence. 762 00:31:08,854 --> 00:31:11,134 - Oh, my God. - Well, well, well. 763 00:31:11,159 --> 00:31:12,869 I thought you were gone for good. 764 00:31:12,894 --> 00:31:14,540 We were gonna do an Amber alert. 765 00:31:14,565 --> 00:31:16,603 Yeah, you owe us $4,000 in utilities. 766 00:31:16,628 --> 00:31:18,147 I'm sorry. I will set up a payment plan. 767 00:31:18,171 --> 00:31:19,970 And you missed my birthday. 768 00:31:19,995 --> 00:31:21,079 I'm sorry, Mal. 769 00:31:21,104 --> 00:31:23,062 Yo, what is in this box? 770 00:31:23,087 --> 00:31:25,064 Um, yeah. 771 00:31:25,089 --> 00:31:28,228 Bradley realized he was not ready to be in a relationship. 772 00:31:28,431 --> 00:31:31,462 Also, um, I... [EXHALES SHARPLY] 773 00:31:31,487 --> 00:31:33,529 I got really drunk at his dad's wake. 774 00:31:33,744 --> 00:31:36,431 I threw up, um, like, lasagna and bourbon, 775 00:31:36,456 --> 00:31:38,986 and um, I think I made a toast. 776 00:31:39,011 --> 00:31:40,197 - Okay. - It was really bad. 777 00:31:40,222 --> 00:31:41,639 No. That is okay. 778 00:31:41,664 --> 00:31:44,353 I mean, I puked at Jim's cousin's bat mitzvah, 779 00:31:44,378 --> 00:31:45,673 - in the men's room... - Okay. 780 00:31:45,698 --> 00:31:47,095 Next to the rabbi. 781 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,033 This all happened in front of his ex-wife. 782 00:31:49,058 --> 00:31:51,486 Oh, okay. You win. 783 00:31:51,511 --> 00:31:52,529 So no more free laundry. 784 00:31:52,554 --> 00:31:54,822 - I had to give the key back. - Hey. Whatever. 785 00:31:54,847 --> 00:31:56,931 I mean, we have the machines around the corner. 786 00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:58,540 Someone's been pissing in them lately, 787 00:31:58,565 --> 00:31:59,955 but you just have to check for puddles. 788 00:31:59,979 --> 00:32:02,509 Yeah, okay. I don't know. 789 00:32:02,534 --> 00:32:03,666 We almost made it a year, you know? 790 00:32:03,690 --> 00:32:05,618 - Yeah. 11 months. - Yeah. 791 00:32:05,643 --> 00:32:07,829 That's really good. You get to round up. 792 00:32:07,854 --> 00:32:08,915 - Good. - Okay, okay. 793 00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:10,470 Come on, come on. Everybody in. 794 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:11,619 - Okay. - Everybody in. 795 00:32:11,644 --> 00:32:14,595 - We're sorry, Darby. - We love you. 796 00:32:14,811 --> 00:32:17,634 Oh, thanks, guys. 797 00:32:20,595 --> 00:32:22,470 I don't know her. 798 00:32:23,620 --> 00:32:25,454 Another summer arrived, 799 00:32:25,479 --> 00:32:28,704 and the sting of her breakup with Bradley subsided. 800 00:32:28,845 --> 00:32:31,290 With that, Darby was finally able 801 00:32:31,315 --> 00:32:33,876 to pull revelation from the wreckage. 802 00:32:36,845 --> 00:32:38,173 Hey, Eugenia? 803 00:32:38,198 --> 00:32:40,509 Hi. Um, it's Darby. 804 00:32:40,534 --> 00:32:41,987 I used to be in the photo class with you. 805 00:32:42,011 --> 00:32:43,986 - Uh-huh. - Um, listen. 806 00:32:44,011 --> 00:32:46,251 I was wondering if you would ever sell me 807 00:32:46,276 --> 00:32:48,751 that "inner life" photo that you took. 808 00:32:48,776 --> 00:32:51,306 I just think it's amazing, 809 00:32:51,331 --> 00:32:55,248 um, and I could give you, um, 50 bucks for it. 810 00:32:56,546 --> 00:32:57,783 100. 811 00:32:57,808 --> 00:32:59,974 Oh. Um... okay. 812 00:32:59,999 --> 00:33:01,978 I didn't know we were negotiating. 813 00:33:02,003 --> 00:33:03,064 We are. 814 00:33:03,089 --> 00:33:05,619 That's great. Uh, I will be honest. 815 00:33:05,644 --> 00:33:07,470 I don't... you know what? 816 00:33:07,495 --> 00:33:09,181 I could go to an ATM. 817 00:33:09,206 --> 00:33:12,123 [SOFT MUSIC] 818 00:33:12,148 --> 00:33:17,148 ♪ ♪ 819 00:33:18,632 --> 00:33:20,930 It was just a photo, 820 00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:24,871 and yet, it was the beginning of a much bigger life. 821 00:33:27,178 --> 00:33:28,408 Mm. 822 00:33:28,433 --> 00:33:29,558 That's awesome. 823 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:31,158 Did you take that? 824 00:33:32,502 --> 00:33:33,877 No.