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The Diamond
is the ship, me boys
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For the Davis Straits
we're bound
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And the quay
it is all garnished
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With bonnie lasses 'round
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Cap'n Thompson
gives the orders
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To sail the ocean wide
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And we're bound for the land
where the sun don't set
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Or darkness drear the sky
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And it's cheer up,
me lads
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Let your hearts never fail
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For the Bonnie Ship
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The Diamond's gone
fishing for the whale
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Here's a health
to the Resolution
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Likewise, the Eliza Swan
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Here's a health
to the Battler of Montrose
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And the Diamond, of our fame
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We wears the trousers
of the white
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The jackets of the blue
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When we get home to Peterhead
We'll have sweethearts anew
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And it's cheer up,
me lads
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Let your hearts never fail
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For the Bonnie Ship
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The Diamond's gone fishing
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For the whale
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Hey!
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Thank you, Grimsby!
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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We are the
Fisherman's Friends.
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-Yes, you are!
-Yes, we are.
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You'll be relieved to know
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that fame hasn't
changed us.
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No.
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No, we're still very happy
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to play for common people
like you.
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We're going to hand over now
to Rowan here,
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he's the housewife's
favourite.
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Apparently, he's got a girl
in every port.
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Yeah, yeah. Don't tell
his wife that, mind.
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Or the only tackle he'll
have left is fishing tackle.
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Oh, hello.
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I told him that blondes
would have more fun!
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Down it!
Down it! Down it! Down it!
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Down it! Down it!
Down it!
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Aw!
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Jim. Hi, um,
Gareth Brightwell.
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Uh, A&R, Island Records.
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Uh, we met at
the Cambridge Folk Festival.
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We did?
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Yeah, um...
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Uh, when Leadville's
finished with his interview,
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I was wondering
if you could have a word?
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She is a really influential
music journalist.
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I think I've done
enough talking
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for one night, don't you?
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Yeah, well,
while I've got you,
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Leah Jordan was just wondering
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if you'd had any luck
finding a replacement singer.
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Oh. Was she, now? Hmm?
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No, no, it's just
I, um, yeah... We...
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Well, the "label",
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um, did notice that, um,
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the band could...
could use an additional tenor.
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What about...
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I give you...
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a tenner
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to sod off and keep
your thoughts to yourself, eh?
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You dirty old man!
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How dare you?
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Oh, my God!
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What...
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-What just happened?
-I don't know.
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She was laughing
at all my jokes.
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I thought I was in there.
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Leadville, she is literally
paid to be nice to you.
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What did you say?
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All I said was,
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does she like meat
in her pasty?
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For we sail
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On the sloop John B
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My grandpappy and me
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Over the seven seas
we did roam
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-Drinking all night
-Drinking all night
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Got into a fight
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-Well, I feel so broke up
-Oh, yeah
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I wanna go home
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-So hoist up the John B's sail
-Hoist up the John B's sail
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-See how the mainsail sets
-See how the mainsail sets
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Call for the captain ashore
Let me go home
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I wanna go home
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Let me go home
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-And I wanna go home
-Hoist up the John B's sails
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-Well, I feel so broke up
-Oh, yeah
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I wanna go home
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-I feel so broke up
-Oh, yeah
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I want to go home
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Oh, dear God.
Look at the sight of them.
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I've seen dressed crabs
look more lively.
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Oh, at least they're
all back safe, Mags.
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Apart from my son.
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Looks like he's been swapped
for a stowaway.
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Nice to see you too, Mother.
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Oh, my darling.
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-Oh, what? Aw!
-Hello, Granfer.
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Oh, love, I've missed you.
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Oh! What's all this, then?
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Well, I thought
I'd try something different.
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Hmm. As long as that's
the only experimenting
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you've been doing.
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What goes on tour
stays on tour, Sal.
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No, don't listen to him.
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No one's a patch on you, love.
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Come on,
let's get up the hill.
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Oh, I swear you've grown
over the last couple of weeks.
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You carry on like this,
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you're gonna be taller
than your mother
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by the time she gets back.
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We finally sorted out
the time zones last night.
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-Oh.
-We spoke to them.
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But they're okay.
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And they're out to the Outback
at the end of the week.
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Oh, well.
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Mum said she's gonna
take some photos
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of koala bears
and other endangered species.
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Don't know why she had to go
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halfway around the world
to do that.
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She could have
just stayed here
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and taken pictures
of Leadville.
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Business still on the up, Sal?
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Oh, booming.
Takings are up nearly 25%.
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Danny must be pleased.
Man's sitting on a golden egg!
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Hmm. What do you think's
paying for the honeymoon?
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Who's that?
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Oh, it's... Uh, it's just Jim.
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Wants me to pick him up
some fish bait.
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No rest for the wicked.
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Tamsyn seems in good spirits.
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So would I be if I could still
swing my hips like that.
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The fan club's been inundated
with people
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wanting to be the new
Fisherman's Friend.
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No.
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I don't need
any more friends, Mother.
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Well, that's as may be.
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But nine's an uneven number.
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Doesn't sound right,
doesn't look right.
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That's why your father wanted
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to have ten in the band
in the first place.
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You know my feelings
on the matter, Mother.
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You're not the only one
who's hurting, son.
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Hi!
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I was wondering
if it might be possible
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to change to a different room?
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Well, I'm afraid you've...
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you've got the best room
in the house.
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You know, superior double
with a sea view, as requested.
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Yes, but I didn't request
the flock of seagulls
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that keep waking me up at
five o'clock in the morning.
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General rule of thumb,
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if you don't like seagulls,
don't come to the seaside.
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General rule of thumb,
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if you don't like guests,
don't run a B&B.
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Oh, well, I do have
a small room at the back,
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but I'm afraid
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it doesn't come
with a Corby trouser press.
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I think I can live
with a few creases.
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Oh. That's very big of you.
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I'll move me things.
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What are you on, lad?
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-What?
-She's a paying guest!
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And a rude one.
No good morning, no thank you.
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Who the hell
does she think she is?
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-Miss Flynn!
-Hmm.
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She's viewing properties
in the area, apparently.
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Well, that's all we need,
isn't it?
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Yeah, another
second homeowner.
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If you're looking
for someone to blame,
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you look no further
than yourself.
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-Huh?
-It's your songs
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that have made them
want a slice of our lives.
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When I was just a little boy
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Or so my mammy told me
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Away, haul away
We'll haul away, Joe
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Oh, if I never
kissed the girls
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Me lips would grow a-mouldy
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Away, haul away
We'll haul away, Joe
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Away!
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Haul away
We'll hope for better weather
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Away, haul away
We'll haul away, Joe
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I picked him
with a Yankee girl
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Around the corner, sonny
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Away, haul away
We'll haul away, Joe
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Oh, better I stayed
than made the grade
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With the girls
from up our alley
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Away, haul away
We'll haul away, Joe
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Away!
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What'd you think?
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They're just
so end of the pier.
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Are you really telling me
that Keane, Mumford & Sons,
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and Florence and the Machine
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aren't ready
to deliver their new albums?
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They're artists, Jez,
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not Stock,
Aitken and Waterman.
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They can't just
churn out hits.
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Whereas,
the Fisherman's Friends
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have a new album
just sitting there.
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And ready to roll.
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We can plug the hole
in quarter four
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and build on the momentum
of their national tour.
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As president of this label,
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I have a duty of care to
protect its reputation, and...
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Moby Dick and the Whalers
are definitely not on message.
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Look, I know they're
a bit rough around the edges,
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but it's all part
of their old-school charm.
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Old-school?
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They're prehistoric, Leah!
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Nobody tries to shag the
female journalist any more.
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I get it.
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They're struggling a bit
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since Danny Anderson
hung up his boots.
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-I'll have a word.
-That's not your job.
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My team can handle it.
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Fine.
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Listen. I can just about
tolerate them
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singing songs from 1792
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as long as they don't act
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like they're
from the same era.
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I'll be sure we drag them
into the 21st century.
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Please record
your name and press hash.
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Leadville Trebilcock.
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You will now be placed
into the conference.
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You are the first participant
in the conference.
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Come on, man.
Think of the ocean.
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Please record
your name and press hash.
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Oh. Jim!
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You will now be placed
into the conference.
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You are the tenth participant
in the conference.
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Okay, is everyone on?
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Yeah. We're, uh... We're still
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waiting for Leadville,
I think.
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Can we just start without him?
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Otherwise we'll be here
forever.
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Okay. This is
Leah Jordan speaking.
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Managing Director
of Island Records.
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-We met when you...
-Ugh!
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...gate-crashed my offices
in London last year.
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Yeah. Yeah, I remember.
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I'll cut straight
to the chase.
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The music industry graveyard
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is littered
with one-hit wonders.
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It's called the curse of the
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second album, and it's real.
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Talking of curses,
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I am dealing
with a poo-nami here.
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What?
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00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:54,708
Um, what?
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00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:57,417
Ugh, I'm sorry, but Cameron's
got the runny tummy again.
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Um, you were saying?
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-What the flip?
-Uh...
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00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:02,167
We'd like to release
your next album,
259
00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:03,458
but we have concerns.
260
00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:05,833
Oh, yeah? And what
might those be, then?
261
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:08,792
You can't continue acting
like social hand grenades.
262
00:12:09,292 --> 00:12:12,333
Any negative publicity doesn't
just reflect badly on you,
263
00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:14,375
it reflects badly
on the whole label.
264
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:17,208
With success
comes responsibility.
265
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:19,708
Understood.
We'll mind our P's and Q's.
266
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:25,917
Huh?
267
00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:28,833
Mmm...
268
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,750
There she blows.
269
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,917
Oh, my God.
270
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,333
Hello.
271
00:12:52,042 --> 00:12:53,042
Anyone there?
272
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:54,917
Yeah,
we're all here, Leadville.
273
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,875
Just waiting for you
to flush, mate.
274
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,417
Leadville Trebilcock...
275
00:12:59,542 --> 00:13:01,083
...has left the conference.
276
00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:06,333
I don't think
277
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,083
I'm bloody cut out
for all of this.
278
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,500
Cut out for what?
279
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:14,375
All that
being in the spotlight lark.
280
00:13:16,167 --> 00:13:18,042
End of tour blues is all.
281
00:13:18,167 --> 00:13:20,333
Oh, it's not just that.
282
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:23,542
I'm just not sure I wanna be
singing any more.
283
00:13:24,667 --> 00:13:25,792
I don't think life's got...
284
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:29,250
any easier with all this fuss.
285
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:32,542
No, it's just got more bloody
complicated, innit?
286
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:35,083
Why don't you talk
to the boys, huh?
287
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:38,625
I'm talking to you, aren't I?
288
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:43,000
Don't you go
telling too many people.
289
00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,708
They'll have you
in a strait-jacket
290
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,833
-before you can say...
-"Stargazy pie."
291
00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:48,958
"Stargazy pie."
292
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,167
Oh, God.
293
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,375
Oh, I miss you, Father.
294
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,167
No more, I'm through
295
00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:26,333
All my little life
296
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:28,750
I've been searching
for the door
297
00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:31,292
Trying to put
my finger on it...
298
00:14:33,042 --> 00:14:34,292
Um, you wanted to see me?
299
00:14:40,542 --> 00:14:42,750
Relax. It's not your P45.
300
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,750
It's a return ticket
on the Stella Express.
301
00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:46,750
The, uh, Stella what?
302
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:48,875
The overnight train
from Paddington to Penzance.
303
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,042
Cornwall?
304
00:14:51,417 --> 00:14:53,292
Oh, mate, if it means spending
any more time with those men,
305
00:14:53,417 --> 00:14:55,000
I honestly think
I prefer redundancy.
306
00:14:55,125 --> 00:14:56,833
Gareth, you may not be able
to grow a beard,
307
00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:58,125
but if you're gonna make it
in this industry,
308
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,042
you are gonna
have to grow some balls.
309
00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:03,250
Yes, of course.
Uh, what is it?
310
00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:05,042
Media training.
311
00:15:07,292 --> 00:15:09,083
Okay.
Well, um, thank you all
312
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,375
for being here. Um...
313
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,583
Let's start with a volunteer.
Um...
314
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:13,750
This is a safe space,
who would...
315
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:14,958
who would like to go first?
316
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,458
Maybe share any...
317
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,333
Anything.
318
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,167
Okay.
319
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,708
My name
IS Leadville Trebilcock.
320
00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:33,458
And I'm politically incorrect.
321
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:37,333
Right, welcome,
Lead... Leadville.
322
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:43,625
Now, admitting
you have a problem
323
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:46,417
is the first
and most important step
324
00:15:46,542 --> 00:15:48,500
in your journey of recovery.
325
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:51,250
Let's explore the incident
326
00:15:51,375 --> 00:15:55,083
you had with a female
journalist in Grimsby.
327
00:15:57,292 --> 00:15:59,625
Well, to be perfectly honest,
I'd had a few jars,
328
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,750
so I can't actually remember
what happened, my darlin'.
329
00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:03,167
Oh, can I just stop you there?
330
00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:06,000
Uh, referring to me,
or indeed, any woman
331
00:16:06,125 --> 00:16:07,917
as "my darling"
is inappropriate.
332
00:16:08,042 --> 00:16:11,667
But it's just
a term of affection, innit?
333
00:16:11,792 --> 00:16:13,500
It's also a term
that represents
334
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:15,542
centuries of male oppression.
335
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:16,792
How about "my fair maid'?
336
00:16:16,917 --> 00:16:18,083
Why would you assume that
337
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:20,792
because I'm a woman
I must be a domestic servant?
338
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:22,250
No, no, no, no.
339
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:25,500
He... He means "maid"
as in "maiden". You know?
340
00:16:25,625 --> 00:16:27,417
Well, that's even worse.
341
00:16:27,542 --> 00:16:29,042
You don't know if I'm married
342
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:32,042
or if I've ever had
sexual intercourse.
343
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,542
So, how should we address you?
344
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,750
Why don't you try using...
using my name?
345
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:45,583
All right, Pet...
346
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,125
ra.
347
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:53,583
Can I... Should...
348
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,375
Should we...
Should we get back to basics?
349
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,500
Yeah.
350
00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:58,833
Yeah, okay. Um...
351
00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:01,750
Let's try some neurolinguistic
programming.
352
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:03,708
Update the way you speak
and think.
353
00:17:03,833 --> 00:17:05,417
Nope. Bugger this.
354
00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:06,542
-Um...
-Ooh, no.
355
00:17:06,667 --> 00:17:08,833
-Jim, where are you going?
-I have got pots
356
00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:10,167
that need pulling.
357
00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:12,417
And, no,
that is not a euphemism.
358
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:18,625
Um, yeah. Jim, so...
Sorry. Jim?
359
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:20,917
Just a quick word?
360
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:21,958
Um, everyone,
361
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,625
if we all just
shut our eyes for a second
362
00:17:23,750 --> 00:17:26,417
and just stroke the top
of your forehead.
363
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,958
A little bit.
Just take that tension out.
364
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,958
Everyone. Okay, brilliant.
365
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:33,833
Well, what did
they expect, eh?
366
00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:38,083
When they signed
ten proud singing fishermen?
367
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:41,208
We speak this way
'cause we're Cornish.
368
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:44,917
Not 'cause we're part of
some patriarchal conspiracy.
369
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:47,750
I'll get it!
370
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:48,958
Right, my love!
Thank you.
371
00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:51,375
And now they want to stop us
372
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:54,417
using local terms
of endearment and all.
373
00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:55,500
If I ever do that,
374
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,125
I may as well
stop eating pasties,
375
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,208
drinking Tribute,
376
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,000
and waving the flag
of St Piran.
377
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:03,208
Yeah, I know what you mean,
son, but...
378
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,292
A little awareness
of what other people
379
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,583
might find offensive is...
380
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:09,500
Well, it can't do no harm,
can it?
381
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:11,542
Hmm, well...
382
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:13,958
What?
383
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:18,208
Well, I know that we all have
our signature crimping style,
384
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,292
but...
385
00:18:19,417 --> 00:18:22,583
it's a crime not to brush
our pastry with egg wash.
386
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:25,458
That's 'cause I ain't
finished yet, have 1?
387
00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:28,625
There's a music journalist
at the door.
388
00:18:28,750 --> 00:18:32,708
Why can they not just respect
my bloody privacy, eh?
389
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:34,708
He doesn't want
to speak to you, Granfer.
390
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,292
He wants to speak
to Aubrey Flynn.
391
00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:39,167
Huh?
392
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,500
Thank you.
393
00:18:50,042 --> 00:18:51,958
Is it only me
that finds it ironic?
394
00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,417
That I'm paying you
for selling me out.
395
00:18:56,292 --> 00:18:58,250
I'm sorry,
I don't know what you mean.
396
00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:00,875
If you wanted
a celebrity endorsement,
397
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
you could've just asked me
for a signed photograph,
398
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:05,000
and stuck that up
on your wall.
399
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:06,500
Oh, I'm very sorry, miss.
400
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:09,667
We haven't got
the faintest idea who you are.
401
00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:19,375
She's an Irish singer.
402
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,500
She had a couple of hits
in the late '90s.
403
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,583
-Oh, is that right, is it?
-Yeah.
404
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:27,833
Yeah, Sal and I,
405
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,667
we danced to one of them
at our wedding.
406
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:31,125
Oh, to be honest,
407
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,208
I don't remember much
out of my best man's speech.
408
00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,083
Yeah, probably for the best.
409
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,833
Cousin Pascoe's wife's
brother-in-law's
410
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:37,958
auntie's daughter...
411
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,917
-What? Morwenna?
-That's the one.
412
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,417
She says she's been asking
about properties to rent.
413
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:44,708
Oh, yeah?
414
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,250
Probably to get away
from prying eyes.
415
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:49,375
I did a bit of Googling.
416
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,542
She got a reputation as being
a bit of a hell raiser.
417
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:52,667
Makes Stevie Nicks
418
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,000
-look like Shirley Temple.
-Oh.
419
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,125
Huh.
420
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:00,583
She's not the only one.
421
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:15,458
Right. Tony.
Come in here, my dear.
422
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,333
Just go in there,
sit down anywhere you like.
423
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,458
Could put a glass eye
to sleep, that one.
424
00:20:21,583 --> 00:20:23,708
Granfer! Have you
seen the queue?
425
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,208
White stockings
426
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,583
White stockings, she wore
427
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:29,708
We've got nearly
a hundred hopefuls.
428
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:31,917
-Oh.
-But don't worry, my son.
429
00:20:32,042 --> 00:20:34,417
No one's gonna be
stepping in anyone's shoes.
430
00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:36,917
Good. 'Cause they're
too big to fill.
431
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:40,125
-This just doesn't feel right.
-Huh?
432
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,833
Why's there
no women auditioning?
433
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:48,167
Leadville, I think the clue
is in the name. "Fisherman"?
434
00:20:48,292 --> 00:20:50,375
We don't wanna be accused
of sexual discrimination.
435
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,958
Eh?
436
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,417
Ever since our media training,
437
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:54,750
he thinks he's become
a feminist, see?
438
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:57,000
Word of advice, my darling.
439
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,625
You gotta be able
to fill a bra
440
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:00,000
before you can burn one.
441
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,000
Come on.
Let's get this over with.
442
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:04,333
Right! Let's be having you.
443
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,958
Hello. What are you going
to sing for us today?
444
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:09,042
Sailing.
445
00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:11,292
Rod the Mod's had
a bit of a makeover.
446
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,667
I am sailing
447
00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:17,083
I am sailing!
448
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,208
Ooh.
449
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:19,875
Home again!
450
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:22,750
Across the sea
451
00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:25,875
I am sailing
452
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,083
Wailing, more like.
453
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:34,792
Crying cockles
and mussels alive, alive, oh!
454
00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:39,583
Alive, alive-o!
Alive, alive-o!
455
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:45,958
Crying cockles and mussels,
alive, alive-o!
456
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:49,500
In the Navy, come on
Protect the Motherland
457
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:53,208
In the Navy, come on now
Join your fellow man!
458
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:54,958
In the Navy
459
00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:57,208
Come on, girls
Give yourself a hand!
460
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,292
In the Navy
461
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,750
I said, they want you
They want you
462
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:02,500
They want you as a new recruit
463
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,792
They want you! They want you!
464
00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:06,958
They want you
as a new recruit!
465
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:09,292
No, we bloody don't.
466
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:12,875
For...
467
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,250
I am a pirate king
468
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,125
Hurrah for the pirate king
469
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:19,667
And it is, it is
a glorious thing
470
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:22,167
To be a pirate king
471
00:22:22,292 --> 00:22:26,292
I am the pirate king!
472
00:22:26,417 --> 00:22:27,917
And it is, it is
473
00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:31,458
A glorious thing
to be a pirate king
474
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,708
Hurrah for the pirate king!
475
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:39,958
Hurrah for the pirate
476
00:22:40,083 --> 00:22:41,833
King!
477
00:22:42,042 --> 00:22:44,583
I think he should abdicate.
478
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:50,458
All right, uh, my name is,
uh, Morgan Jenkins.
479
00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:53,625
Well, that's a lovely lilt
you've got there, Morgan.
480
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:54,708
Where you come from?
481
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:57,417
West Wales, a small town
called Llangrannog.
482
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,500
Try saying
that when you're pissed.
483
00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:00,083
Try saying it
when you're sober.
484
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,250
What will you be singing
for us today, Mr Jenkins?
485
00:23:03,375 --> 00:23:05,375
Well, a song
that I know you all know.
486
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,333
Uh, it's a favourite shanty
of mine.
487
00:23:07,458 --> 00:23:08,625
Santiana.
488
00:23:10,125 --> 00:23:11,833
In your own time, me 'and some.
489
00:23:12,917 --> 00:23:16,417
O! Santiana won the day
490
00:23:16,542 --> 00:23:20,042
Heave away, Santiana
491
00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:23,375
He won the day down
in Monte Del Rey
492
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:27,292
All along the plains of Mexico
493
00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:30,333
Heave her up and away we'll go
494
00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:33,583
Heave away, Santiana
495
00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:37,292
Heave her up and away we'll go
496
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:40,917
All along the plains of Mexico
497
00:23:41,042 --> 00:23:44,417
Oh, Santiana fought for gold
498
00:23:44,542 --> 00:23:48,125
Heave away, Santiana
499
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:51,417
What deeds he did
have oft been told
500
00:23:51,542 --> 00:23:55,708
All along the plains of Mexico
501
00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:58,333
Heave her up and away we'll go
502
00:23:58,458 --> 00:24:02,500
Heave away, Santiana
503
00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:06,208
Heave her up and away we'll go
504
00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:11,875
All along the plains of Mexico
505
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,667
Where's that
golden button?
506
00:24:17,417 --> 00:24:18,417
Buzzer.
507
00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:19,542
Ah.
508
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:22,417
Golden buzzer, Mother.
509
00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:47,292
You speak Cornish?
510
00:24:48,458 --> 00:24:50,083
When I moved down, I thought
I'd pick up a dictionary
511
00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:51,417
and learn a word or two.
512
00:24:51,542 --> 00:24:53,708
Well, it looks like you've
done a lot more than that.
513
00:24:53,833 --> 00:24:55,042
Well, to be fair,
514
00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,167
Cornish is a close cousin
to my mother tongue,
515
00:24:57,292 --> 00:24:59,417
So, it's probably the reason
why I feel so at home here.
516
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,583
Would you be able
to take time off work
517
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:04,458
to fulfil touring, recording,
and promotional activities?
518
00:25:04,958 --> 00:25:06,375
You bet I would.
519
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:08,625
Absolutely, yeah!
I'm my own boss.
520
00:25:22,875 --> 00:25:24,292
Ooh!
521
00:25:24,417 --> 00:25:25,500
Hi, Leah.
522
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:26,833
Gareth, where've you been?
523
00:25:27,792 --> 00:25:28,750
Just doing some work.
524
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:31,833
Yeah. On the harbour wall
getting some, um, service.
525
00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:33,500
Uh, right. Look.
526
00:25:33,625 --> 00:25:35,208
I've watched
Morgan's audition.
527
00:25:35,333 --> 00:25:36,292
He seems the perfect fit.
528
00:25:36,417 --> 00:25:38,917
Great! Okay, great, yeah!
529
00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:41,125
I'll let them know.
530
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:44,875
Oh, Christ.
531
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,167
What?
532
00:25:46,542 --> 00:25:47,542
The tide.
533
00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,542
Shit.
534
00:25:57,667 --> 00:26:00,125
Well, one thing to sing
for us all in a church.
535
00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:01,208
You all right?
536
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:02,292
Quite another to sing
537
00:26:02,417 --> 00:26:04,208
for a bunch of rowdy fans
out on the Platt.
538
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,000
Didn't look like the sort
who would get stage fright.
539
00:26:06,125 --> 00:26:07,500
No. My feeling is that the man
540
00:26:07,625 --> 00:26:09,000
is going to be
out of his depth.
541
00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:10,167
He's not the only one.
542
00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:11,333
Eh?
543
00:26:11,458 --> 00:26:13,083
Have a look at this.
544
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:14,333
What's up?
545
00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:23,875
Oi! Gareth!
546
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000
Huh? Ah.
547
00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:27,208
Shark!
548
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
Good one!
549
00:26:43,458 --> 00:26:46,000
Leah Jordan absolutely
loved Morgan's audition clip.
550
00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:47,833
She thinks he'll be
a real asset to the band.
551
00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:50,000
Oh, well, she does, does she?
552
00:26:50,458 --> 00:26:53,167
She also said Kenny's Seafood
have been in touch.
553
00:26:53,292 --> 00:26:54,750
They were just wondering
if you'd be interested in
554
00:26:54,875 --> 00:26:56,750
being the face
of their new fish product.
555
00:26:56,875 --> 00:26:58,542
They Cornish fish, are they?
556
00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:06,667
What? I didn't realise
fish had nationalities.
557
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:07,750
Of course they do.
558
00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:08,917
How can you tell?
559
00:27:09,042 --> 00:27:10,500
They have Cornish accents,
innum?
560
00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:14,417
Oh, give him a chance,
he's such fun!
561
00:27:14,542 --> 00:27:15,500
Sorry.
562
00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:16,833
Yeah, the label thought
563
00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:18,583
it would be
a good marketing opportunity
564
00:27:18,708 --> 00:27:20,917
to sort of cross-publicise
with the album launch.
565
00:27:21,042 --> 00:27:22,625
Any money in it for us?
566
00:27:22,750 --> 00:27:24,625
Yeah, a couple
of thousand each.
567
00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:26,750
What do we have to do for it?
568
00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:29,542
Uh, Leah said something about
dressing up as fishmongers.
569
00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:34,167
Oh. No.
570
00:27:36,167 --> 00:27:37,667
You will have a fishy
571
00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:38,917
On a little dishy
572
00:27:39,042 --> 00:27:41,708
You will have a fishy
when the boat comes in
573
00:27:41,833 --> 00:27:44,417
You will have a fishy
on a little dishy
574
00:27:44,542 --> 00:27:47,167
You will have a fishy
when the boat comes in
575
00:27:47,292 --> 00:27:50,083
Dance to your daddy
Sing to your mommy
576
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,708
Dance to your daddy
My bonnie lad
577
00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:55,500
Dance to your daddy
Sing to your mommy
578
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:58,292
Dance to your daddy
My bonnie lad
579
00:27:58,417 --> 00:28:01,042
You will have a fish
You will have a fin
580
00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:03,708
You will have a mackerel
When the boat comes in
581
00:28:03,833 --> 00:28:05,167
You will have a fish
582
00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:06,625
You will have a fin
583
00:28:06,750 --> 00:28:09,125
You will have a mackerel
when the boat comes in
584
00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:11,000
I'm losing it! I'm losing it!
I'm losing it!
585
00:28:11,125 --> 00:28:12,750
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!
586
00:28:12,875 --> 00:28:14,292
Cut! Cut!
587
00:28:14,417 --> 00:28:15,375
Come on, what's going on?
588
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:16,458
It's all right.
I've got it.
589
00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:18,292
Horsey, whoa!
590
00:28:18,417 --> 00:28:19,833
This is bloody ridiculous!
591
00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:21,833
How you supposed to serve fish
dressed like this?
592
00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:22,917
Yeah, sorry, lads,
593
00:28:23,042 --> 00:28:24,417
I must have
misheard the creative brief.
594
00:28:24,542 --> 00:28:26,542
Well, there is a world
of difference, isn't there,
595
00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:28,417
between a fishmonger
and a fish finger?
596
00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:30,708
What the bloody hell
are you doing here, anyway?
597
00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:33,500
He isn't even officially
a part of the band yet.
598
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:35,917
Leah thought he
might add some sex appeal.
599
00:28:36,042 --> 00:28:38,042
And since when a fish finger's
been sexy?
600
00:28:39,167 --> 00:28:41,167
Yeah.
601
00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:43,792
-Sorry, mm...
-Look at him...
602
00:28:43,917 --> 00:28:45,292
You never were
the sharpest tool in the shed,
603
00:28:45,417 --> 00:28:46,417
but I didn't think
you'd be this dumb!
604
00:28:46,542 --> 00:28:47,750
-What are you talking about?
-You don't realise
605
00:28:47,875 --> 00:28:49,208
you left your phone
in the pub?
606
00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:50,958
Yeah. This popped up
from some slapper
607
00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,042
in Grimsby flashing her assets
608
00:28:52,167 --> 00:28:54,167
wanting to pick up
where you left off.
609
00:28:54,292 --> 00:28:55,458
No, no, it was just a hen-do.
610
00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:56,542
Oh, yeah, and what were you?
611
00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:57,750
One more fling
before the ring?
612
00:28:58,083 --> 00:28:59,875
No, nothing happened, Sal,
I promise.
613
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,042
Don't bother coming home
tonight. You're barred.
614
00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:04,042
Sal? Sal!
615
00:29:04,167 --> 00:29:05,792
-The ring, don't kick it.
-Over there!
616
00:29:05,917 --> 00:29:06,875
-The flipper.
-Sal!
617
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,333
-Flip it on the flipper.
-I can't!
618
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,250
Um, the director would like
to do one more take.
619
00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:15,083
If he hasn't got it after 25,
620
00:29:15,417 --> 00:29:17,208
then perhaps he should get
a different job, eh?
621
00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:18,333
Yeah, um, okay.
622
00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:20,458
Well, there's quite
a lot at stake here, Jim.
623
00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:22,792
Yeah. Yeah, there is.
624
00:29:22,917 --> 00:29:26,958
Families, and friendship.
And none of this is helping.
625
00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:31,417
Put it on the thing.
Put it on the flipper.
626
00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:33,792
-I'll get it. I'll get it.
-Get your flipper away!
627
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:36,917
Get your flipper
out of the way.
628
00:29:40,958 --> 00:29:42,708
Right, okay, um...
629
00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:48,958
Well, enjoy the view,
Miss Flynn.
630
00:29:49,083 --> 00:29:50,708
This is one of
our most popular rentals.
631
00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:51,792
Cheers.
632
00:29:51,917 --> 00:29:54,250
What? Oh, God! Sorry.
633
00:29:55,667 --> 00:29:56,708
Oh, The Folly, eh?
634
00:29:58,875 --> 00:30:00,917
Oh, gonna be right up
your street, ain't it?
635
00:30:01,042 --> 00:30:02,375
I'm sorry?
636
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:04,042
Oh, yeah, hasn't he told you?
637
00:30:04,167 --> 00:30:06,292
The place was built as
a den of debauchery
638
00:30:06,417 --> 00:30:08,750
some 200 years ago, so...
639
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,083
So?
640
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:13,042
Drinking, orgies, opium...
641
00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:16,208
That was
just the tea parties, so...
642
00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:18,042
I don't know
what you're getting at.
643
00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:19,833
Don't listen to him,
Miss Flynn.
644
00:30:19,958 --> 00:30:21,208
It's all just
old wives' tales.
645
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:23,875
Oh, he'll say anything
for a sale, he will.
646
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,708
Oh, I don't know
how you sleep at night, Logan.
647
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:29,625
Pricing locals out of the
housing market and whatnot?
648
00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:33,625
Hey, I have known you
since you were a lad.
649
00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:35,042
Where is your integrity?
650
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:38,583
Integrity, eh? Well,
you are a fine one to talk.
651
00:30:39,167 --> 00:30:40,167
Excuse me?
652
00:30:41,167 --> 00:30:42,500
Can I have your autograph,
please?
653
00:30:46,875 --> 00:30:51,042
Yes, but you should be
asking her for hers,
654
00:30:51,167 --> 00:30:53,625
'cause she's the famous one
around here.
655
00:30:56,167 --> 00:30:57,875
Apparently.
656
00:31:01,792 --> 00:31:05,292
It was a mutiny!
There was nothing I could do!
657
00:31:05,417 --> 00:31:06,833
They're a bunch
of ageing fisherman,
658
00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:08,292
not Pirates of the Caribbean.
659
00:31:08,417 --> 00:31:11,792
Yeah, well, okay.
Give me Blackbeard any day.
660
00:31:12,583 --> 00:31:14,208
No, I can't do this any more,
Leah!
661
00:31:14,333 --> 00:31:17,458
I literally cannot function
outside the M25!
662
00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:20,042
Oh, stop being such a melt.
How hard can it be?
663
00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:25,833
Gareth? Hello?
664
00:31:30,292 --> 00:31:31,208
I only agreed to this
665
00:31:31,333 --> 00:31:32,375
because you said you were
666
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:34,208
personally going
to take charge.
667
00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:35,875
I thought he could handle it.
668
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,333
Time to pack
your bucket and spade.
669
00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:57,917
Ugh! Will you get your cloven
hoof out of my face!
670
00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:00,708
You can talk!
Hogging the duvet all night.
671
00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:01,875
I'm surprised you need one
672
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,333
with all that bloody hot air
you've been leaking.
673
00:32:05,042 --> 00:32:07,208
At least I didn't try
to spoon you.
674
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,083
I thought I was
back in bed with Sal.
675
00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:22,167
Ain't no use to sit and cry
676
00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:24,750
Sail away, lady, sail away
677
00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:27,000
You'll be an angel by and by
678
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:29,792
Sail away, lady, sail away
679
00:32:29,917 --> 00:32:31,667
Don't you rock
680
00:32:31,792 --> 00:32:34,833
Don't you rock on
681
00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:36,833
Don't you rock on, my daddy
682
00:32:36,958 --> 00:32:39,875
Don't you rock on, daddy-oh
683
00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:02,208
Afternoon, Jim.
684
00:33:02,667 --> 00:33:04,083
Maggie said I'd find you here.
685
00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:05,333
Oh, hello.
686
00:33:06,167 --> 00:33:07,208
Head of the record label
687
00:33:07,333 --> 00:33:09,375
risking getting her shoes
dirty?
688
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:10,458
Must be important.
689
00:33:10,583 --> 00:33:13,208
Playing the Minack Theatre
in front of the national press
690
00:33:13,333 --> 00:33:15,042
is about as important
as it gets.
691
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:16,625
What? You got us a booking
at the Minack?
692
00:33:17,542 --> 00:33:19,125
Oh. Proper job.
693
00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:22,875
I'm here to make sure
you're all on message
694
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:23,958
for the press junket.
695
00:33:24,083 --> 00:33:26,750
Yeah? Whose message
might that be, then?
696
00:33:27,167 --> 00:33:28,250
Yours or ours?
697
00:33:29,333 --> 00:33:30,625
Same thing, Jim.
698
00:33:35,333 --> 00:33:36,875
You ever done a junket before?
699
00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:38,625
No.
700
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:41,208
Well, all you gotta do is grip
and grin.
701
00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:43,208
Sounds like
a prostate examination.
702
00:33:43,333 --> 00:33:45,542
Similar. Only more probing.
703
00:33:50,042 --> 00:33:51,292
Tom Roberts.
What's it like
704
00:33:51,417 --> 00:33:54,042
sharing a record label
with Lady Gaga?
705
00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:55,458
Well, according
to our management,
706
00:33:55,583 --> 00:33:56,583
she's well chuffed.
707
00:34:00,292 --> 00:34:02,083
David White,
BBC Radio Cornwall.
708
00:34:02,208 --> 00:34:03,375
Now, lots of people say that
709
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,333
-you're just a novelty act.
-Oh?
710
00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:07,167
But it looks
like you're here to stay,
711
00:34:07,292 --> 00:34:08,667
so, what's
the secret ingredient?
712
00:34:08,792 --> 00:34:09,750
Musical integrity.
713
00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:11,458
Oggy, oggy, oggy!
714
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,083
Oi, I, oi!
715
00:34:13,208 --> 00:34:14,667
-Oggy!
-Oi!
716
00:34:14,792 --> 00:34:16,208
-Oggy!
-Oi!
717
00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:18,958
-Oggy, oggy, oggy!
-Oi, oi, oi!
718
00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:20,375
Karthi Gnanasegaram.
What's it like to
719
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:21,917
welcome a new member
to the band?
720
00:34:22,042 --> 00:34:23,167
Morgan Jenkins, like us,
721
00:34:23,292 --> 00:34:25,125
is a proud Celt
with a fine voice
722
00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:28,083
who also risks his life
volunteering for the RNLI.
723
00:34:28,208 --> 00:34:30,333
Are you a fisherman
by trade, too, Mr Jenkins?
724
00:34:30,458 --> 00:34:31,917
Uh, no. I'm a farmer.
725
00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:35,833
Christ, here we go.
726
00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:37,375
Not now, Jimmy.
727
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,833
-What? Did you know?
-I thought everybody did.
728
00:34:40,958 --> 00:34:42,250
Grip and grin, Jim.
729
00:34:43,458 --> 00:34:44,958
Um, that's enough questions.
730
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,292
Thank you.
731
00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:48,375
If you could just make
your way to the theatre,
732
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:49,625
you can take your seats.
733
00:34:49,750 --> 00:34:50,750
This evening's performance
734
00:34:50,875 --> 00:34:52,500
by the Fisherman's Friends
will begin
735
00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:55,042
in approximately 15 minutes.
736
00:34:55,167 --> 00:34:56,667
Will you please
take your seats?
737
00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:02,042
Come on, son.
Get over yourself.
738
00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:03,375
Look where you are.
739
00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,625
You're singing in one of the
best venues in the country.
740
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:08,500
Well, I am as open-minded
as the next man, Mother,
741
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:09,958
as you well know.
742
00:35:10,083 --> 00:35:11,417
But you've gotta draw a line
743
00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:13,417
in the sand somewhere,
ain't you?
744
00:35:13,542 --> 00:35:14,500
Bad enough being told
745
00:35:14,625 --> 00:35:16,375
what we can
and can't catch out there
746
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:18,000
but blokes like him,
747
00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:20,000
he's been given subsidies
not to farm.
748
00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:23,458
Right now, Father would be
spinning in his grave.
749
00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:25,875
No, son. You are wrong there.
750
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,708
Jago was a man of the people.
751
00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:30,167
Some of his oldest friends
worked the land.
752
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,625
And you can pack
that whisky in, and all.
753
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:37,833
I... I have had it way up
to here with your fussing!
754
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:43,542
She sells seashells
on the seashore.
755
00:35:43,667 --> 00:35:46,083
The shells she sells
are surely...
756
00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:47,833
He sells seashells!
757
00:35:47,958 --> 00:35:49,833
"She", Leadville.
It's not "he".
758
00:35:49,958 --> 00:35:51,917
That's the sort of
gender stereotyping
759
00:35:52,042 --> 00:35:53,583
that's fuelled centuries
of female oppression.
760
00:35:54,792 --> 00:35:55,833
Why should we assume
761
00:35:55,958 --> 00:35:57,875
it's a woman peddling
her wares?
762
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,000
Cheers.
763
00:36:00,917 --> 00:36:02,708
-What's that say?
-Uh, it's a song list.
764
00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:04,250
No, no, this.
765
00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:06,458
Him opening with Little Lize?
766
00:36:06,583 --> 00:36:08,208
That ain't happening.
767
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,917
-Why not?
-'Cause it ain't!
768
00:36:10,042 --> 00:36:12,417
The audience like it,
and Morgan knows it.
769
00:36:12,542 --> 00:36:13,875
Yeah, the boys thought
it'd be a good idea
770
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,167
to start
with something upbeat.
771
00:36:15,292 --> 00:36:16,917
Put a smile on people's faces.
772
00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:18,542
Oh, I ain't smiling, am I?
773
00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:20,500
No, if there's gonna be
any changes,
774
00:36:20,625 --> 00:36:21,708
it's gotta be put
to a vote, ain't it?
775
00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:23,000
We already voted, Jim.
776
00:36:23,125 --> 00:36:24,625
But you decided
that getting another drink
777
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,042
was more important
than having a say.
778
00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:31,333
Little Lize was the first song
my father ever taught me.
779
00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:32,750
Now lose it.
780
00:36:37,333 --> 00:36:39,542
What was that about?
781
00:37:03,833 --> 00:37:05,458
Hey, alright?
782
00:37:05,583 --> 00:37:07,667
We're Port Isaac's
Fisherman's Friends.
783
00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:12,917
If the salty smell of the sea
has been overpowered by the...
784
00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:16,708
by the rotten stench
of manure,
785
00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:20,708
well, that's because the band
have asked
786
00:37:20,833 --> 00:37:23,458
a muck-spreader
to join us here today.
787
00:37:23,583 --> 00:37:24,958
Steady on, Jim.
788
00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:27,875
Our first song is
A Sailor ain't a Sailor.
789
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:28,958
And ladies and gentlemen,
790
00:37:29,083 --> 00:37:30,500
please give a hearty welcome
791
00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:33,542
to our newest member
of the band, Morgan Jenkins.
792
00:37:38,417 --> 00:37:40,042
My father
often told me
793
00:37:40,167 --> 00:37:41,542
When I was just a lad
794
00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:42,875
The Sailor's life
795
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,292
Is very hard
The food was always bad
796
00:37:45,417 --> 00:37:49,167
But now I've joined the Navy
aboard a Man-o-war
797
00:37:49,292 --> 00:37:53,417
And now I find a sailor
ain't a sailor any more
798
00:37:53,542 --> 00:37:54,958
Don't haul
on the ropes
799
00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,792
Don't climb up the mast
800
00:37:56,917 --> 00:38:00,292
If you see a sailing ship
It might be your last
801
00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:04,917
Get your civvies ready
for another run ashore
802
00:38:05,042 --> 00:38:09,000
A sailor ain't a sailor
Ain't a sailor any more
803
00:38:09,125 --> 00:38:10,750
The killick of our mess
804
00:38:10,875 --> 00:38:12,667
He says we've had it soft
805
00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:16,458
It wasn't like this in his day
When he was up aloft
806
00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:18,375
We like our bunks
and sleeping bags
807
00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:20,417
But what's a hammock for?
808
00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:23,917
Swinging from the deck head
Or lying on the floor?
809
00:38:24,042 --> 00:38:25,667
Don't haul
on the ropes
810
00:38:25,792 --> 00:38:28,125
Don't climb up the mast
811
00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:31,292
If you see a sailing ship,
it might be your last
812
00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:35,417
Get your civvies ready
for another run ashore
813
00:38:35,833 --> 00:38:39,708
A sailor ain't a sailor
Ain't a sailor any more
814
00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:41,375
Don't haul on the ropes
815
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,375
Don't climb up the mast
816
00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:47,000
If you see a sailing ship,
it might be your last
817
00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:50,708
Get your civvies ready
for another run ashore
818
00:38:50,833 --> 00:38:53,458
A sailor ain't a sailor
819
00:38:53,583 --> 00:38:57,500
Ain't a sailor any more
820
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,958
Ah. Thank you. Thank you.
821
00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:12,333
There we are,
our nine Fisherman's Friends
822
00:39:12,458 --> 00:39:14,708
and one sheep shagger!
823
00:39:14,833 --> 00:39:16,625
-Get on with it.
-Come on.
824
00:39:16,750 --> 00:39:17,708
Ladies and gentlemen,
825
00:39:17,833 --> 00:39:19,875
our next song
is Drunken Sailor!
826
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,042
Oh, go and put a sock in it
Germaine Greer,
827
00:39:22,167 --> 00:39:23,333
I'm gonna decide
what we sing next.
828
00:39:25,417 --> 00:39:27,292
-Here we go, lads.
-Get on with it!
829
00:39:27,417 --> 00:39:28,708
Come on!
830
00:39:32,083 --> 00:39:33,333
I want a refund!
831
00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:36,042
I am strong.
832
00:39:36,167 --> 00:39:37,750
I can make a difference.
833
00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,125
I am strong.
834
00:39:39,833 --> 00:39:41,292
I can make a difference.
835
00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:43,875
Today I will succeed.
836
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,625
Today I will succeed.
837
00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:47,458
You are not a victim.
838
00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:50,333
Hey! Hi. Uh...
Um, sorry. Just, um...
839
00:39:50,458 --> 00:39:51,417
You are not a victim.
840
00:39:51,542 --> 00:39:52,750
Just going through
new artist submissions.
841
00:39:52,875 --> 00:39:55,542
Mindfulness tapes,
a growing market. Huge.
842
00:39:55,667 --> 00:39:58,000
You are not a victim.
843
00:39:58,458 --> 00:40:00,542
That's better.
844
00:40:00,667 --> 00:40:02,167
I'm trying to make contact
with Leah.
845
00:40:02,292 --> 00:40:03,375
Any update from Cornwall?
846
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:07,625
Uh, well, no news
is good news, Jez... Boss.
847
00:40:10,833 --> 00:40:14,333
Jim! Jim? Jim, you're ruining
this for everyone!
848
00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:16,417
-Jim! Come on!
-Get off of me!
849
00:40:16,542 --> 00:40:17,958
Come on, Jim! What happened
to "one and all"?
850
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,500
One and all, my arse!
851
00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:20,875
Ever since
we made the top ten,
852
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,458
it's been every bugger
for himself around here!
853
00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:23,792
Why don't you
just take it easy, Jim?
854
00:40:23,917 --> 00:40:24,917
If you've got a problem
with me,
855
00:40:25,042 --> 00:40:26,000
we can take it somewhere else.
856
00:40:26,125 --> 00:40:27,083
Oh, sod that!
857
00:40:27,208 --> 00:40:28,792
Let's have it out right here,
shall we? Eh?
858
00:40:28,917 --> 00:40:29,958
All right, back off!
859
00:40:30,083 --> 00:40:31,875
Hey, if you touch me
one more time,
860
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,583
I'm gonna punch you
so bloody hard,
861
00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:35,458
you're gonna be spittin' teeth
for a bloody week!
862
00:40:35,583 --> 00:40:36,500
-Jim!
-Yeah, what do you want?
863
00:40:36,625 --> 00:40:37,833
What the hell is going on?
864
00:40:37,958 --> 00:40:39,125
Well, why don't you ask him?
865
00:40:39,250 --> 00:40:40,708
-You need to calm down!
-Oh, yeah!
866
00:40:40,833 --> 00:40:42,625
Take a time out,
you're back on in ten minutes.
867
00:40:42,750 --> 00:40:45,417
No. I'm not going on anywhere.
868
00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:47,708
I've had enough of this crap.
869
00:40:47,833 --> 00:40:48,833
No, I quit!
870
00:40:50,208 --> 00:40:51,250
Jim.
871
00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:53,625
Jim!
872
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:01,875
Any sign of him?
873
00:41:02,333 --> 00:41:04,833
Looked everywhere.
874
00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:05,917
See, this wouldn't
have happened
875
00:41:06,042 --> 00:41:07,208
if I hadn't have
joined the band.
876
00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:08,333
Don't be daft, Morgan.
877
00:41:08,458 --> 00:41:10,500
If anybody's to blame,
it's Jim.
878
00:41:11,167 --> 00:41:12,292
I'm sorry, I know he's going
879
00:41:12,417 --> 00:41:13,375
through a tough time
right now,
880
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,458
but he's not
the only one struggling.
881
00:41:15,958 --> 00:41:18,292
Not as simple as that, Rowan.
You know that.
882
00:41:19,917 --> 00:41:21,792
Look, this doesn't
sit right with me.
883
00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:23,917
You lot have been friends
884
00:41:24,042 --> 00:41:25,333
since you were
in short trousers.
885
00:41:26,208 --> 00:41:27,958
And me being here is gonna
get in the way
886
00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:29,792
of you boys
patching things up, so...
887
00:41:32,667 --> 00:41:34,125
I reckon I should just
leave you to it.
888
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,208
-No, Morgan.
-No.
889
00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:36,833
-Come on, man.
-Listen, listen.
890
00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:39,333
I've had the best time
singing with you boys.
891
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,750
But this is bigger than that.
892
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:07,833
You made a right fool
of yourself out there.
893
00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:10,208
Oh, the whole
bloody situation
894
00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:12,333
has made bloody fools
out of everyone, ain't it?
895
00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:17,958
All I want is for things to go
back to how they were before.
896
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:21,583
Change is inevitable, boy.
897
00:42:22,042 --> 00:42:23,042
And in my experience,
898
00:42:23,167 --> 00:42:24,458
it often brings
something good
899
00:42:24,583 --> 00:42:25,542
if you embrace it.
900
00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:28,333
Ain't nothing good coming out
of this for anyone.
901
00:42:29,333 --> 00:42:31,500
No, far as I can see,
902
00:42:31,625 --> 00:42:34,667
they're all just blinded by
the bloody lights, that's all.
903
00:42:34,792 --> 00:42:35,792
What?
904
00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:39,250
'Tis so much better sitting
by yourself in the dark.
905
00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:41,167
Well, better that
906
00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:44,250
than being surrounded
by people...
907
00:42:48,208 --> 00:42:50,583
and feeling lonelier
than you ever have before.
908
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,000
Leadville?
909
00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:13,875
Come on, wake up!
910
00:43:15,542 --> 00:43:17,042
Wake up, you lazy so and so.
911
00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:22,417
Morning, Maggie.
912
00:43:22,542 --> 00:43:24,000
You made the papers.
913
00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:26,250
On a scale of one to ten,
how bad is it?
914
00:43:26,750 --> 00:43:27,750
Eleven.
915
00:43:28,333 --> 00:43:30,667
"Fisherman's Friends
leave a sour taste."
916
00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:33,250
"Shanty band
sink to new depths."
917
00:43:33,375 --> 00:43:35,250
"Cornish crooners
walk the plank."
918
00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:37,167
"Fans left gutted.”
919
00:43:37,833 --> 00:43:39,125
What'd The Daily Mail say?
920
00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:42,250
"Hook, line and stinker."
921
00:43:42,917 --> 00:43:44,375
No wonder Jim's laying low.
922
00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:45,917
The least he could do is
923
00:43:46,042 --> 00:43:47,750
look us all in the eye
and say sorry.
924
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,583
Well, I have never
seen him so down.
925
00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:53,500
I don't know what to do to
get through to him any more.
926
00:43:55,417 --> 00:43:58,792
Pass around the grog, me boys
927
00:43:58,917 --> 00:44:02,375
Never mind the storm
928
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:05,375
Drink the good old liquor down
929
00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:08,958
Until we call for more
930
00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:12,250
Sing, sing...
931
00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:20,125
Well, that was steeper
than it looked on the map.
932
00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:22,292
Yeah. Yeah.
933
00:44:22,417 --> 00:44:24,458
-But worth it for this view.
-Yeah.
934
00:44:25,667 --> 00:44:26,875
Yeah, it is.
935
00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:31,125
That was some performance
you did yesterday.
936
00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:34,083
Well, isn't that what
lead singers are meant to do?
937
00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:37,750
Put on a show,
create a bit of a scandal.
938
00:44:39,542 --> 00:44:42,208
I've definitely done some
crazy things in my time, too.
939
00:44:43,208 --> 00:44:45,083
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.
940
00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:47,833
Not quite the full
Ozzy Osbourne biting
941
00:44:47,958 --> 00:44:49,333
the head off a bat
or anything, but...
942
00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:52,208
Definitely stuff I regret.
943
00:44:53,917 --> 00:44:56,417
Well, I don't mean to be rude,
944
00:44:56,542 --> 00:44:58,542
but I'm up here
'cause I want to be alone.
945
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:00,833
Mm-hmm.
946
00:45:01,708 --> 00:45:02,792
I get that.
947
00:45:03,667 --> 00:45:04,667
Cheers.
948
00:45:07,667 --> 00:45:08,667
Hey?
949
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:11,417
If you ever wanna chat
with somebody,
950
00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:13,167
you know where I'm staying.
951
00:45:29,667 --> 00:45:32,000
Well, we're
nine Fisherman's Friends
952
00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:33,792
and one sheep shagger.
953
00:45:33,917 --> 00:45:36,042
And our next song
is Drunken Sailor!
954
00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:37,917
Put a bloody sock in it,
will you, Germaine Greer?
955
00:45:38,042 --> 00:45:39,042
Seriously?
956
00:45:39,167 --> 00:45:40,583
I'm gonna decide
what we sing next.
957
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,833
Yeah, Leah? It's Jez.
958
00:45:51,042 --> 00:45:52,500
Time to cut them loose.
959
00:45:54,208 --> 00:45:55,625
There's no easy way
to say this.
960
00:45:56,458 --> 00:45:59,083
The president of the label has
decided to drop the band.
961
00:45:59,375 --> 00:46:00,792
What about the album?
962
00:46:01,583 --> 00:46:03,708
We can't release something
we don't represent.
963
00:46:03,833 --> 00:46:05,708
There must be something
you can do.
964
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,333
These are hands, Rowan,
not magic wands.
965
00:46:08,708 --> 00:46:11,167
So that's it, then?
Our day in the sun is over?
966
00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:14,083
Some bands
don't even get there.
967
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,958
This isn't just any old album,
Leah, you know.
968
00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:21,333
Jago sings on
a couple of the tracks,
969
00:46:21,458 --> 00:46:22,708
it's dedicated to his memory.
970
00:46:23,583 --> 00:46:25,875
I'm sensitive
to the situation, Maggie.
971
00:46:26,625 --> 00:46:28,167
But for the label,
it's strictly business.
972
00:46:28,292 --> 00:46:29,708
Well, it might be business
to you, my dear,
973
00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:32,000
but it's personal to me.
974
00:46:33,667 --> 00:46:35,667
Jago has a chance
to live on through song.
975
00:46:35,792 --> 00:46:37,458
I'm sorry, Maggie.
976
00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:38,667
I really am.
977
00:46:39,833 --> 00:46:41,083
But this comes from the top.
978
00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:43,375
There's nothing I can do.
979
00:46:52,542 --> 00:46:55,750
Stormy's only got one eye
980
00:46:55,875 --> 00:47:00,417
Blow, Captain Stormio
981
00:47:00,833 --> 00:47:03,958
He'll always find you
by and by
982
00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:08,833
Blow, Captain Stormio
983
00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:11,833
Stormy's roarin' round the bay
984
00:47:12,208 --> 00:47:15,417
Stamp and go and heave away
985
00:47:15,542 --> 00:47:18,833
Stormy's here
but he can't stay
986
00:47:18,958 --> 00:47:22,000
Sailors stay in port today
987
00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:25,333
Stormy's watchin' with his eye
988
00:47:25,458 --> 00:47:30,375
Let him pass and blow on by
989
00:47:34,833 --> 00:47:38,500
He's a-lookin' at you
from the sky
990
00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:43,000
Blow, Captain Stormio
991
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:46,625
Nowhere to run,
nowhere to hide
992
00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:51,583
Blow, Captain Stormio
993
00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:54,667
Stormy's watchin' with his eye
994
00:47:54,792 --> 00:47:59,958
Let him pass and blow on by
995
00:48:01,458 --> 00:48:06,583
Let him pass and blow on by
996
00:48:08,167 --> 00:48:13,833
Let him pass and blow on by
997
00:48:19,542 --> 00:48:21,208
Fame is a fickle thing
998
00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:23,250
that can vanish
in the blink of an eye.
999
00:48:23,375 --> 00:48:25,750
Something that
notorious Irish singer
1000
00:48:25,875 --> 00:48:27,750
Aubrey Flynn found out
1001
00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:31,375
when she had a major meltdown
and turned on her fans.
1002
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:33,833
Maybe you can blame
a failed album
1003
00:48:33,958 --> 00:48:35,917
and the pressures
of a national tour,
1004
00:48:36,042 --> 00:48:39,333
but throw in plenty
of alcohol, live TV
1005
00:48:39,458 --> 00:48:41,375
and you've got a recipe
for disaster.
1006
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,333
I don't care!
1007
00:48:43,458 --> 00:48:44,875
-Boo!
-Up yours!
1008
00:48:47,208 --> 00:48:49,250
-Kiss my arse!
-Boo!
1009
00:48:49,625 --> 00:48:51,125
Get me out of here!
1010
00:48:55,917 --> 00:48:58,500
Sorry for everything
1011
00:48:59,750 --> 00:49:01,667
There's a hundred roads
1012
00:49:01,792 --> 00:49:04,083
That I've already travelled
1013
00:49:05,542 --> 00:49:09,542
Got a story, ooh...
1014
00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:21,708
Baby, got to write
1015
00:49:22,500 --> 00:49:23,958
An ending
1016
00:49:43,833 --> 00:49:44,833
No!
1017
00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:52,500
Are you lost?
1018
00:49:54,417 --> 00:49:56,500
-Eh?
-Are you lost?
1019
00:49:57,417 --> 00:49:58,417
No!
1020
00:49:58,542 --> 00:50:00,333
No, I was just checking
the condition
1021
00:50:00,458 --> 00:50:03,417
of the stiles and fences
along the coastal path.
1022
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:07,167
Must be
a love-hate relationship.
1023
00:50:07,917 --> 00:50:08,875
What's that?
1024
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,583
You and farmers?
1025
00:50:11,458 --> 00:50:14,333
Oh, no, no. Enough of them
buggers. No, no, no.
1026
00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:15,958
It was for
the lifeboat service.
1027
00:50:16,083 --> 00:50:17,458
More work for them if someone
1028
00:50:17,583 --> 00:50:19,375
takes a tumble down a cliff,
that's all.
1029
00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:20,500
Mm.
1030
00:50:21,458 --> 00:50:24,167
While you're up here,
do you fancy a cuppa?
1031
00:50:25,583 --> 00:50:28,667
Yeah.
Yeah, all right.
1032
00:50:28,792 --> 00:50:29,875
I don't suppose you got
1033
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,042
anything stronger, have you?
1034
00:50:31,583 --> 00:50:33,167
I could add an extra tea bag.
1035
00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:36,208
Huh.
1036
00:50:43,458 --> 00:50:45,250
Oh, thank you.
1037
00:50:51,667 --> 00:50:53,667
Now that I'm up here, um...
1038
00:50:55,583 --> 00:50:57,208
I'd like to apologise for...
1039
00:50:58,125 --> 00:50:59,583
for being grouchy with you
1040
00:50:59,708 --> 00:51:01,958
since you arrived in town.
1041
00:51:03,625 --> 00:51:06,042
I've not been
feeling myself of late.
1042
00:51:07,875 --> 00:51:09,333
I appreciate that.
1043
00:51:18,625 --> 00:51:19,958
I've... I've been told you...
1044
00:51:20,083 --> 00:51:22,417
you've packed in the drinking,
is that right?
1045
00:51:22,542 --> 00:51:26,125
I haven't had a drink
in 1,047 days.
1046
00:51:26,667 --> 00:51:29,500
-Mm. Yeah. Yeah.
-Ah.
1047
00:51:29,625 --> 00:51:31,125
Sounds repetitive.
1048
00:51:31,875 --> 00:51:33,208
Each one's a victory.
1049
00:51:35,167 --> 00:51:36,667
Yeah, I like a...
1050
00:51:37,250 --> 00:51:40,208
pint or two myself,
I can stop whenever I like.
1051
00:51:41,083 --> 00:51:42,250
I used to say that.
1052
00:51:42,917 --> 00:51:45,458
And then I realised
I'd rather live my life sober
1053
00:51:45,583 --> 00:51:47,792
and consider myself
an alcoholic than
1054
00:51:47,917 --> 00:51:49,042
live my life drunk
1055
00:51:49,167 --> 00:51:50,875
and try and convince myself
that I'm not.
1056
00:51:54,333 --> 00:51:55,667
Yeah.
1057
00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:04,375
I can't ever imagine
getting tired of this view.
1058
00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:05,792
Yeah.
1059
00:52:06,792 --> 00:52:08,292
Sometimes she's got
a nasty habit of
1060
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:11,042
letting you know
how insignificant you are.
1061
00:52:12,333 --> 00:52:13,875
I don't need reminding
of that.
1062
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,000
Hm.
1063
00:52:20,458 --> 00:52:22,583
You feel it even more
when you're out there, mind.
1064
00:52:26,042 --> 00:52:27,167
I tell you what...
1065
00:52:28,708 --> 00:52:32,375
I'll let you know
next time I'm going out.
1066
00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:34,833
Maybe tag along?
1067
00:52:35,917 --> 00:52:37,250
If you fancy.
1068
00:52:38,333 --> 00:52:39,333
Hm.
1069
00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:05,083
What have you done
to your hair?
1070
00:53:05,208 --> 00:53:06,583
You look like Kermit the Frog!
1071
00:53:06,708 --> 00:53:08,250
Trying to get back
to my natural colour.
1072
00:53:08,375 --> 00:53:09,750
Where's your bloody
washing machine?
1073
00:53:09,875 --> 00:53:11,083
We haven't got one.
1074
00:53:12,167 --> 00:53:13,333
If you wanna wash
your grundies,
1075
00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:14,917
you're gonna have to do it
the old-fashioned way.
1076
00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:17,833
Hot water, soap,
plenty of elbow grease.
1077
00:53:19,083 --> 00:53:20,625
You'll have to wash
the dishes first, mind.
1078
00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:26,083
Right. I'm off to liberate
a brown trout.
1079
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,708
-Rowan speaking.
-It's me.
1080
00:53:36,083 --> 00:53:37,792
Is everything all right?
Is Kenwyn okay?
1081
00:53:37,917 --> 00:53:39,083
He's fine.
1082
00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:43,083
I spoke to that girl
from Grimsby.
1083
00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:47,208
She said she took advantage
of you being so hammered
1084
00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:49,250
and hassled you into
giving her your number.
1085
00:53:49,708 --> 00:53:51,417
I'm so, so sorry, Sal.
1086
00:53:52,833 --> 00:53:54,208
I've been a right fool.
1087
00:53:56,125 --> 00:53:57,833
But...
1088
00:53:57,958 --> 00:53:59,292
Listen, if we're gonna
get past this then
1089
00:53:59,417 --> 00:54:01,750
I need to be totally honest
with you, all right?
1090
00:54:03,667 --> 00:54:05,000
I kind of enjoyed
the attention.
1091
00:54:06,125 --> 00:54:07,458
Made me feel wanted again.
1092
00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:10,000
What do you mean "wanted"?
1093
00:54:10,542 --> 00:54:12,333
Since we've had Kenwyn,
1094
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,375
you've barely looked my way
or laid a finger on me.
1095
00:54:16,125 --> 00:54:17,958
It's not that
I don't want you any more.
1096
00:54:19,167 --> 00:54:22,042
It's just... I don't have
any time to be me.
1097
00:54:22,167 --> 00:54:23,542
I'm either a mom
1098
00:54:24,208 --> 00:54:25,875
or a landlady or a housewife.
1099
00:54:27,417 --> 00:54:29,833
None of those things
make me feel very attractive.
1100
00:54:30,208 --> 00:54:31,917
Got ourselves into
a right muddle, didn't we?
1101
00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:34,833
I swear on Kenwyn's life
1102
00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:37,458
that I will never look at
another woman ever again.
1103
00:54:37,833 --> 00:54:39,208
Fat lot of good
1104
00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:40,625
you're gonna be
behind the bar.
1105
00:54:42,083 --> 00:54:43,667
Ker-ching!
1106
00:54:49,292 --> 00:54:51,250
What are you so
cock-a-hoop about?
1107
00:54:51,708 --> 00:54:53,000
Sally's taking me back.
1108
00:54:53,542 --> 00:54:54,958
Thank God for that.
1109
00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:02,042
So if it took Mum and Danny
23 hours to fly to Sydney...
1110
00:55:02,167 --> 00:55:03,250
-Yeah?
-...how long would it
1111
00:55:03,375 --> 00:55:04,333
have taken
great-great-great-
1112
00:55:04,458 --> 00:55:05,625
great-Uncle Jack
to sail there?
1113
00:55:05,750 --> 00:55:08,250
Hm, four months he was at sea.
1114
00:55:08,375 --> 00:55:10,708
Along with some of the best
tenors in the county.
1115
00:55:11,417 --> 00:55:13,125
All lookin'
to make their fortunes
1116
00:55:13,250 --> 00:55:15,917
in the great copper mines of
South Australia, they were.
1117
00:55:16,083 --> 00:55:18,458
-Did he become rich?
-Uh, no.
1118
00:55:18,583 --> 00:55:20,250
No, but he did find happiness.
1119
00:55:21,250 --> 00:55:22,250
Yeah.
1120
00:55:22,458 --> 00:55:25,917
He found and married his
true love out there, he did.
1121
00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:27,333
Aw.
1122
00:55:27,708 --> 00:55:30,125
As it happens, turns out
she were born in Padstow.
1123
00:55:32,083 --> 00:55:33,667
A man can't have it all
though, can he, eh?
1124
00:55:34,792 --> 00:55:35,875
Can we go and visit
the old tin mine
1125
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,083
you used to work near here?
1126
00:55:38,083 --> 00:55:39,458
Yeah, maybe next week.
1127
00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:40,792
But I wanna get on with
1128
00:55:40,917 --> 00:55:42,042
my school history project
on it.
1129
00:55:42,167 --> 00:55:44,542
Yeah, well, I'm a bit busy
this week, Tam.
1130
00:55:44,667 --> 00:55:47,208
Monday, after school.
Make that a date, eh?
1131
00:55:47,708 --> 00:55:49,583
I've got to get this lot off,
1132
00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:51,333
so I'll see you later,
my darlin'.
1133
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,375
I can see why
you like it out here.
1134
00:56:20,458 --> 00:56:21,750
Away from everyone.
1135
00:56:22,583 --> 00:56:25,000
All I ever wanted to be
was a fisherman.
1136
00:56:25,125 --> 00:56:26,417
Like my father.
1137
00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:28,708
He used to say,
1138
00:56:29,917 --> 00:56:31,583
"If you can find a job
you love, son,
1139
00:56:31,958 --> 00:56:33,000
"you won't have to do
1140
00:56:33,125 --> 00:56:34,333
"a hard day's work
in your life."
1141
00:56:34,750 --> 00:56:35,875
Wise words.
1142
00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:41,917
I suppose you were born
with sea legs.
1143
00:56:42,042 --> 00:56:43,417
No!
1144
00:56:43,542 --> 00:56:45,083
No, no, no, far from it.
1145
00:56:46,208 --> 00:56:47,208
No.
1146
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:50,833
I suffered from seasickness
so badly when I was a lad,
1147
00:56:50,958 --> 00:56:52,583
the others
used to call me Jonah.
1148
00:56:53,208 --> 00:56:55,125
-Jonah?
-As in Jonah and the Whale.
1149
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,542
Someone who's bad luck.
1150
00:57:00,708 --> 00:57:01,708
Yeah.
1151
00:57:03,083 --> 00:57:04,875
Clergymen and redheads.
1152
00:57:05,250 --> 00:57:07,000
Also unwelcome on board.
1153
00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:11,292
As are women, but I expect
that's for a different reason.
1154
00:57:11,417 --> 00:57:13,542
I'm honoured
you've taken the risk.
1155
00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:15,375
You should be.
1156
00:57:16,250 --> 00:57:17,458
So, how'd you get over it?
1157
00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:20,292
Well, my father was a stubborn
bastard, that's how.
1158
00:57:21,667 --> 00:57:24,792
He'd have me out here every
day, no matter the weather.
1159
00:57:24,917 --> 00:57:27,208
No matter how often he
had to hose the deck down.
1160
00:57:28,750 --> 00:57:30,875
He tried all the old wives'
tales on me, he did.
1161
00:57:32,250 --> 00:57:34,417
Had me sitting
on a brown paper bag,
1162
00:57:35,625 --> 00:57:37,042
chewing ginger,
1163
00:57:37,167 --> 00:57:39,125
dabbing fresh water
behind my ears.
1164
00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:40,875
None of it worked, mind, no.
1165
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,292
No, the only real cure
for seasickness
1166
00:57:43,417 --> 00:57:45,333
is to go and sit under a tree.
1167
00:57:45,542 --> 00:57:46,917
Yeah.
1168
00:57:47,042 --> 00:57:48,500
No, eventually, yeah,
1169
00:57:49,083 --> 00:57:51,083
I expect my body just adapted,
that's all.
1170
00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:54,458
It's amazing
what we can overcome
1171
00:57:54,583 --> 00:57:56,375
once we put our minds to it.
1172
00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:04,000
Hm. Yeah.
1173
00:58:04,792 --> 00:58:06,708
We should press on, we, uh...
1174
00:58:07,583 --> 00:58:09,542
We've still got
ten string of pods to pull
1175
00:58:09,667 --> 00:58:11,250
before we head back in.
1176
00:58:32,958 --> 00:58:34,583
She's like a siren...
1177
00:58:36,083 --> 00:58:38,083
luring him onto the rocks.
1178
00:58:39,208 --> 00:58:40,750
What's a siren?
1179
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:42,250
Similar to a mermaid,
1180
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,417
only more dangerous.
1181
00:58:52,583 --> 00:58:54,292
You have chosen
your eight songs?
1182
00:58:54,417 --> 00:58:55,375
Mm-hmm.
1183
00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:57,500
You've got your luxury
item, you've got your book.
1184
00:58:57,625 --> 00:58:59,542
-Yep.
-Now, if you gotta choose
1185
00:58:59,667 --> 00:59:01,458
one of those songs,
Aubrey Flynn...
1186
00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:02,625
They always do that,
don't they?
1187
00:59:02,750 --> 00:59:04,292
-Uh, yeah.
-They always throw in a name.
1188
00:59:04,417 --> 00:59:05,625
Which one's it gonna be?
1189
00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:06,792
Can I phone a friend?
1190
00:59:06,917 --> 00:59:09,333
No, this is not
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
1191
00:59:09,458 --> 00:59:12,792
This is Desert Island Discs.
1192
00:59:12,917 --> 00:59:14,000
Which one are you
gonna choose?
1193
00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:16,542
-Final answer?
-Yeah, final answer.
1194
00:59:16,667 --> 00:59:19,000
Fleetwood Mac,
Landslide.
1195
00:59:19,125 --> 00:59:20,750
Fleetwood Mac,
Landslide it is.
1196
00:59:20,875 --> 00:59:23,083
Thank you very, very much
for joining us.
1197
00:59:26,542 --> 00:59:27,958
How was that?
Was that all right?
1198
00:59:28,250 --> 00:59:30,458
-That was delicious.
-Good.
1199
00:59:31,708 --> 00:59:33,208
It's been a long time
since I've had the luxury
1200
00:59:33,333 --> 00:59:35,500
of actually cooking
for someone.
1201
00:59:35,625 --> 00:59:37,500
It's been a long time
since I've been cooked for.
1202
00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:38,625
Hm.
1203
00:59:39,875 --> 00:59:41,958
Well, I noticed you've got
your guitar here.
1204
00:59:42,083 --> 00:59:43,083
Mm-hmm.
1205
00:59:44,583 --> 00:59:46,167
Does that mean you've been
working on something?
1206
00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:49,583
Yeah. Yeah, always.
1207
00:59:52,042 --> 00:59:55,000
-Go. Go on, then.
-No. Oh, no, no. No, no.
1208
00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:57,125
-I couldn't.
-Go on.
1209
00:59:58,708 --> 01:00:00,583
I only sing for myself
these days.
1210
01:00:00,708 --> 01:00:01,708
All right.
1211
01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:05,125
All right, what if I hide
behind that chair
1212
01:00:05,250 --> 01:00:07,042
and then you can pretend
I'm not here?
1213
01:00:07,167 --> 01:00:09,375
No.
1214
01:00:09,500 --> 01:00:10,667
Go on. A verse.
1215
01:00:12,042 --> 01:00:13,250
All right, just a chorus.
1216
01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:16,333
-I'm too shy.
-Four bars.
1217
01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:19,417
-Two bars. First line.
-Sold.
1218
01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:23,208
Since you asked
so beautifully.
1219
01:00:31,625 --> 01:00:33,333
There's a hundred roads
1220
01:00:33,458 --> 01:00:35,958
That I've already travelled
1221
01:00:37,833 --> 01:00:42,542
Got a story for every day
of the year
1222
01:00:44,708 --> 01:00:48,875
But, baby, gotta write
us an ending
1223
01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:55,458
To stop my heart from
hearing words I cannot bear
1224
01:00:58,167 --> 01:01:02,375
Babe, I gotta let you go
1225
01:01:03,458 --> 01:01:06,833
We both know it
1226
01:01:06,958 --> 01:01:10,708
We know
1227
01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:15,500
Maybe I'm a complicated soul
1228
01:01:16,250 --> 01:01:20,500
But I can't say that
I don't wanna see you again
1229
01:01:21,667 --> 01:01:27,708
Ooh, babe, I gotta let you go
1230
01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:32,083
We both know it, yeah
1231
01:01:32,208 --> 01:01:34,667
We know
1232
01:01:37,583 --> 01:01:40,042
-That's as far as I go.
-That was beautiful.
1233
01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:43,500
Thank you.
1234
01:01:45,792 --> 01:01:46,792
Wow.
1235
01:01:47,958 --> 01:01:50,500
What's it all about, now,
that one?
1236
01:01:53,625 --> 01:01:55,333
-My divorce.
-Oh.
1237
01:01:55,458 --> 01:01:58,083
That's a bloody eloquent
response, if I may say so.
1238
01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:02,417
My marriage ended...
1239
01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:05,083
and best I could come up with
1240
01:02:05,208 --> 01:02:06,833
was a string of four-letter
expletives, so...
1241
01:02:07,250 --> 01:02:09,125
I've said my fair share
of those, too.
1242
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:11,250
Yeah, I'm sure.
1243
01:02:12,458 --> 01:02:15,333
The first I found out
about my husband's affair...
1244
01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:18,000
was when the tabloids
turned up
1245
01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:20,292
on my doorstep
with photographs.
1246
01:02:20,417 --> 01:02:22,167
-Oh, Christ.
-Looking for comment.
1247
01:02:23,542 --> 01:02:24,542
What about you?
1248
01:02:25,458 --> 01:02:29,583
Oh, no. You don't wanna
hear about all that.
1249
01:02:30,583 --> 01:02:33,083
Oh, I have aired
my dirty laundry.
1250
01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:34,542
Fair is fair.
1251
01:02:35,333 --> 01:02:37,333
Oh, yeah,
well, it was a, uh...
1252
01:02:37,458 --> 01:02:39,875
It was a lee shore wind
1253
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,625
that first exposed
my wife's infidelity.
1254
01:02:43,958 --> 01:02:46,125
We'd been called out
to a stricken yacht
1255
01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:48,083
that had run aground,
was taking on water.
1256
01:02:49,458 --> 01:02:52,500
When we got there,
I found the captain
1257
01:02:52,625 --> 01:02:55,417
was bailing the water out
with his first mate...
1258
01:02:55,958 --> 01:02:57,708
...who happened to be my wife.
1259
01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:01,000
Wow. Seriously?
1260
01:03:02,250 --> 01:03:03,375
Yeah, it turns out they'd been
1261
01:03:03,500 --> 01:03:05,625
having an affair
for a couple of years.
1262
01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:06,750
Wow.
1263
01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:10,042
And old muggins here...
1264
01:03:10,167 --> 01:03:11,792
Thought she'd taken up
sea rowing.
1265
01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:14,250
Oh, yeah.
1266
01:03:15,333 --> 01:03:16,625
What did you say to her?
1267
01:03:16,750 --> 01:03:19,208
Well, let's just say
the trip back to the port
1268
01:03:19,333 --> 01:03:20,833
was something
of a choppy venture.
1269
01:03:20,958 --> 01:03:23,208
I bet it was.
1270
01:03:24,708 --> 01:03:26,250
At least you can
laugh about it now.
1271
01:03:28,583 --> 01:03:29,583
Yeah.
1272
01:03:30,917 --> 01:03:33,208
Yeah, that seems to be
coming a little easier,
1273
01:03:33,333 --> 01:03:34,542
the more time
I spend with you.
1274
01:04:03,708 --> 01:04:05,417
Don't know why
we couldn't have just driven.
1275
01:04:06,042 --> 01:04:07,417
We mustn't give them
any warning.
1276
01:04:07,542 --> 01:04:09,625
It's all about the element
of surprise.
1277
01:04:09,750 --> 01:04:11,250
Lord knows
what's going on up there.
1278
01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:16,375
How are you so sure
he's up there, anyway?
1279
01:04:16,792 --> 01:04:18,250
Call it mother's instinct.
1280
01:04:21,583 --> 01:04:23,250
But he's a grown man.
1281
01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:25,125
If he's decided to take
a walk on the wild side,
1282
01:04:25,250 --> 01:04:26,625
what can we do about it?
1283
01:04:27,625 --> 01:04:29,250
Stage an intervention.
1284
01:04:30,250 --> 01:04:33,250
I lost one man I love,
I'm not gonna lose another.
1285
01:04:34,250 --> 01:04:35,875
Certainly not to drink
and drugs.
1286
01:04:53,792 --> 01:04:55,500
-These look lovely.
-Yeah.
1287
01:04:58,542 --> 01:04:59,542
Here, hold up.
1288
01:05:01,042 --> 01:05:03,958
Now, this could be the end
of a beautiful friendship.
1289
01:05:04,083 --> 01:05:05,125
What could?
1290
01:05:06,375 --> 01:05:07,542
Ah.
1291
01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:10,875
There are two types
of people in this world.
1292
01:05:11,458 --> 01:05:12,833
There are those who
1293
01:05:13,542 --> 01:05:15,083
put their jam on first...
1294
01:05:15,958 --> 01:05:19,500
and then those poor lost souls
who reach for the cream.
1295
01:05:19,625 --> 01:05:21,333
There are rules
for eating scones?
1296
01:05:21,458 --> 01:05:23,042
Ones we live and die by.
1297
01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:27,292
See, if you are unfortunate
enough to be born in Devon,
1298
01:05:27,417 --> 01:05:30,333
then you put
the cream on first.
1299
01:05:30,458 --> 01:05:31,417
Hm.
1300
01:05:31,542 --> 01:05:33,083
But on this side
of the border,
1301
01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:35,417
we like to do things
properly, see?
1302
01:05:36,833 --> 01:05:39,792
Big dollop of cream
on the jam.
1303
01:05:39,917 --> 01:05:40,917
Hm.
1304
01:05:43,167 --> 01:05:44,958
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
1305
01:05:46,833 --> 01:05:48,458
-You first.
-All right.
1306
01:05:50,750 --> 01:05:52,250
Oh, my God!
1307
01:05:53,625 --> 01:05:56,292
I can't believe
you've just done that.
1308
01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,958
So, would you like me to lick
the cream off first?
1309
01:06:04,833 --> 01:06:05,833
Or the jam?
1310
01:06:07,167 --> 01:06:09,917
I don't think
we've got a rule for that.
1311
01:06:19,750 --> 01:06:21,375
Oh! Hello.
1312
01:06:22,042 --> 01:06:23,417
Is my son in there?
1313
01:06:26,167 --> 01:06:30,042
Oh, my God!
What has she done to you, son?
1314
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,917
Oh. What you lot
doing up here, then?
1315
01:06:34,042 --> 01:06:35,417
It's all right, Jim.
We're here to help.
1316
01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:38,083
-Help with what?
-I told you he was in denial.
1317
01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:40,292
What are you banging on about?
1318
01:06:40,417 --> 01:06:42,417
There's no easy way
to say this, Jim,
1319
01:06:42,542 --> 01:06:43,833
but we've come
to take you to rehab.
1320
01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:46,208
Rehab? What?
1321
01:06:46,833 --> 01:06:49,542
Jim hasn't had
a drink in a week.
1322
01:06:49,667 --> 01:06:52,000
Well, I knew she'd say that.
1323
01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:54,417
That's what they always do, innit?
Addicts.
1324
01:06:54,542 --> 01:06:55,750
Cover up for each other.
1325
01:06:56,250 --> 01:06:58,833
I've been sober
for almost three years.
1326
01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:01,417
You have? Oh.
1327
01:07:01,542 --> 01:07:03,125
Yeah,
she's been helping me out
1328
01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:04,667
of the muddle
I got myself into.
1329
01:07:05,208 --> 01:07:06,167
And thanks to her,
1330
01:07:06,292 --> 01:07:07,958
the black cloud
is starting to lift. See?
1331
01:07:08,083 --> 01:07:09,417
Does that mean you'll be
joining the band again?
1332
01:07:09,542 --> 01:07:11,625
No. No, Rowan, no.
1333
01:07:11,750 --> 01:07:13,917
When father died,
the band died with him.
1334
01:07:14,083 --> 01:07:16,958
But together it's up to us
to keep them both alive!
1335
01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:19,375
-I'll leave you guys to it.
-Yeah.
1336
01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:20,542
All right.
1337
01:07:21,708 --> 01:07:23,458
I've spoken to Leah Jordan.
1338
01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:27,042
If we can come up with
a memorable marketing angle,
1339
01:07:27,167 --> 01:07:28,875
we are in with
a gambler's chance
1340
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,833
of the label taking us back!
1341
01:07:30,958 --> 01:07:33,542
Oh, well. Good luck
with that, eh, Mother.
1342
01:07:33,667 --> 01:07:35,750
Tell you what,
you give me a call
1343
01:07:35,875 --> 01:07:37,167
when you've booked us
a nice slot
1344
01:07:37,292 --> 01:07:39,417
on the Pyramid Stage
at Glastonbury. Right?
1345
01:07:42,667 --> 01:07:44,500
I'm teaching her
how to bake a scone.
1346
01:07:45,250 --> 01:07:47,167
I'll see you later, all right?
1347
01:07:51,042 --> 01:07:52,042
Scone?
1348
01:07:56,667 --> 01:07:57,917
Sorry about that.
1349
01:07:59,167 --> 01:08:00,167
They care.
1350
01:08:02,083 --> 01:08:03,750
That's nothing
to apologise for.
1351
01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:06,250
Hm.
1352
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,458
I want my love back
1353
01:08:14,042 --> 01:08:16,542
It's over, that is that
1354
01:08:16,667 --> 01:08:19,417
This is the final act
1355
01:08:19,542 --> 01:08:21,833
I want my love back
1356
01:08:22,167 --> 01:08:23,958
I want my love back
1357
01:08:24,083 --> 01:08:26,125
Ah. This has got number one
written all over it.
1358
01:08:27,792 --> 01:08:29,083
Just wait until we get her
on the chat shows.
1359
01:08:29,208 --> 01:08:30,500
You're not seriously
gonna let her speak?
1360
01:08:30,625 --> 01:08:32,167
She's fun.
1361
01:08:34,167 --> 01:08:35,125
She's thick.
1362
01:08:35,250 --> 01:08:39,083
Success is measured in record
sales, Leah, not brain cells.
1363
01:08:39,208 --> 01:08:40,833
Jez, she thought
Rio Ferdinand
1364
01:08:40,958 --> 01:08:42,083
was the capital of Brazil.
1365
01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:43,292
Uh...
1366
01:08:43,833 --> 01:08:45,750
Hello! Um, I've got Maggie
on the phone.
1367
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:48,750
Mad Maggie?
1368
01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,708
From Cornwall. Do you want me
to tell her you're busy?
1369
01:08:50,833 --> 01:08:52,292
Uh, no. No. I'll take it.
1370
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:54,708
Thanks.
1371
01:08:58,083 --> 01:08:59,542
Maggie, what can I do for you?
1372
01:08:59,958 --> 01:09:03,833
Hello, Leah.
I got one word to say to you.
1373
01:09:04,417 --> 01:09:05,833
Glastonbury.
1374
01:09:06,667 --> 01:09:07,667
Uh, what about it?
1375
01:09:08,167 --> 01:09:10,208
Would the label
take the boys back
1376
01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:11,958
if they sang there this year?
1377
01:09:13,542 --> 01:09:14,625
Maggie,
1378
01:09:14,750 --> 01:09:18,208
Glastonbury is the biggest
music festival in the world.
1379
01:09:18,333 --> 01:09:20,708
Every A-list artist dreams
of performing there.
1380
01:09:20,833 --> 01:09:23,208
Only a handful
get to realise that dream.
1381
01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:24,375
Well, that's probably because
1382
01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:26,208
they don't have the special
connection we have.
1383
01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:27,500
What connection?
1384
01:09:28,167 --> 01:09:29,667
Joseph of Arimathea.
1385
01:09:32,083 --> 01:09:33,042
Joseph who?
1386
01:09:33,167 --> 01:09:35,417
You know, Jesus's uncle,
the tinner.
1387
01:09:35,542 --> 01:09:36,625
He sailed from Galilee
1388
01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:38,167
to Saint Michael's Mount
to buy tin,
1389
01:09:38,292 --> 01:09:39,250
and he brought Jesus with him.
1390
01:09:40,625 --> 01:09:42,625
The Son of God
came to Penzance?
1391
01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:44,583
We are the chosen people,
Leah.
1392
01:09:47,125 --> 01:09:49,625
You may laugh, my dear...
1393
01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:51,375
But where'd you think
we got the saffron from
1394
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:52,667
for the saffron buns?
1395
01:09:53,750 --> 01:09:54,750
Maggie, you're losing me here.
1396
01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:56,458
What has any of this
got to do with Glastonbury?
1397
01:09:56,583 --> 01:09:58,708
Well, before they went home,
1398
01:09:59,083 --> 01:10:00,750
Jesus and Joseph stopped off
1399
01:10:00,875 --> 01:10:02,458
in the Mendip Hills
to buy lead.
1400
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,167
And Uncle Joseph
planted his staff
1401
01:10:05,292 --> 01:10:07,708
on the mount
above Glastonbury,
1402
01:10:07,833 --> 01:10:10,125
which grew into the famous
Glastonbury Thorn,
1403
01:10:10,250 --> 01:10:13,083
which blooms every year
at Christmas.
1404
01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:14,333
You know, the one the Queen
1405
01:10:14,458 --> 01:10:16,042
has a sprig of
on her breakfast table
1406
01:10:16,167 --> 01:10:18,000
before she gives the corgis
their sherry?
1407
01:10:18,125 --> 01:10:19,125
Sounds like you're the one
1408
01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:20,250
who's been
on the sherry, Maggie.
1409
01:10:20,375 --> 01:10:21,417
It's true.
1410
01:10:21,542 --> 01:10:23,583
William Blake wrote about it
in the song Jerusalem.
1411
01:10:23,708 --> 01:10:27,333
And did those feet
in ancient time
1412
01:10:27,458 --> 01:10:31,083
Walk upon England's
mountains green
1413
01:10:31,417 --> 01:10:33,292
Uh...
Look, um, Maggie,
1414
01:10:33,417 --> 01:10:36,583
even if this
holy connection paid off,
1415
01:10:36,708 --> 01:10:37,750
you don't have a lead singer.
1416
01:10:38,083 --> 01:10:39,708
Well, if you're talking
about Jim,
1417
01:10:39,833 --> 01:10:41,042
he's had a change of heart.
1418
01:10:41,167 --> 01:10:42,875
We're all one big
happy family again.
1419
01:10:43,542 --> 01:10:45,250
-We are?
-You are?
1420
01:10:46,250 --> 01:10:48,375
He's always wanted
to play Glastonbury.
1421
01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:51,875
Ever since Jago took him there
in 1982 to see Van Morrison.
1422
01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,708
Okay, but what about the beef
between him and Morgan?
1423
01:10:55,208 --> 01:10:57,083
Wouldn't it be
a wonderful way to celebrate
1424
01:10:57,208 --> 01:10:58,917
them all getting back
together again?
1425
01:10:59,667 --> 01:11:01,500
Okay, yeah.
1426
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:03,750
Keep me posted
and if anything comes of it,
1427
01:11:03,875 --> 01:11:05,292
I'll take it to my boss.
1428
01:11:05,625 --> 01:11:07,667
Okay? Good.
Thank you, take care.
1429
01:11:07,792 --> 01:11:08,792
And good luck!
1430
01:11:11,250 --> 01:11:13,958
That woman
has seriously lost the plot.
1431
01:11:14,083 --> 01:11:16,750
Yeah. A tinner?
1432
01:11:17,667 --> 01:11:19,125
Come on,
let's have a look.
1433
01:11:20,833 --> 01:11:24,083
-There you are.
-Oh, hello, my darlings.
1434
01:11:26,042 --> 01:11:27,042
Off you go.
1435
01:11:29,542 --> 01:11:30,542
Thank you.
1436
01:11:31,875 --> 01:11:32,917
Oh.
1437
01:11:34,792 --> 01:11:35,792
Here.
1438
01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:39,875
Michael and Emily Eavis,
Worthy Farm, Glastonbury.
1439
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,000
That's the one.
1440
01:11:46,833 --> 01:11:48,750
I hate to be a naysayer,
Maggie,
1441
01:11:48,875 --> 01:11:49,833
but how do you know
1442
01:11:49,958 --> 01:11:51,125
Michael Eavis
even likes lobster?
1443
01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:52,833
Well, it's just a little
sweetener, you know,
1444
01:11:52,958 --> 01:11:55,125
while he listens to the album
1445
01:11:55,250 --> 01:11:58,667
and reads my letter reminding
him of our holy connection.
1446
01:11:58,792 --> 01:11:59,750
If we manage to pull this off,
1447
01:11:59,875 --> 01:12:01,917
it'll be up there with
changing water into wine.
1448
01:12:03,542 --> 01:12:04,708
Come on, my darling.
1449
01:12:04,833 --> 01:12:06,292
Let's go for that walk
on the headland.
1450
01:12:07,542 --> 01:12:09,917
Well, have fun. We'll see you
later at lunchtime.
1451
01:12:10,042 --> 01:12:11,250
Will do.
1452
01:12:15,875 --> 01:12:17,833
As much as I love
having you to myself,
1453
01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:21,208
you can't stay up here hiding
away from the world forever.
1454
01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:25,417
No, the trouble is
1455
01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:27,167
I'm not sure the world
is the same
1456
01:12:27,292 --> 01:12:28,458
without my father in it.
1457
01:12:29,458 --> 01:12:30,458
I know.
1458
01:12:31,500 --> 01:12:32,958
Why is it
the little things that...
1459
01:12:35,292 --> 01:12:36,417
that I miss the most?
1460
01:12:38,375 --> 01:12:41,083
Like the way
he'd tell a story.
1461
01:12:42,833 --> 01:12:44,875
Same story a hundred times,
1462
01:12:47,167 --> 01:12:48,792
but you'd always
wanna hear the end.
1463
01:12:48,917 --> 01:12:49,958
Hm.
1464
01:12:51,292 --> 01:12:54,000
And how he'd get up
every morning of his life,
1465
01:12:54,125 --> 01:12:55,750
before the sun,
1466
01:12:55,875 --> 01:12:58,542
no matter what time he'd gone
to bed the night before.
1467
01:13:02,875 --> 01:13:04,167
And his hands.
1468
01:13:06,208 --> 01:13:08,458
I can't stop thinking
about his bloody hands.
1469
01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:12,333
He'd pull out pod
after pod after pod,
1470
01:13:12,458 --> 01:13:14,875
no matter what
the weather was like.
1471
01:13:16,833 --> 01:13:18,167
I don't know
how he managed it.
1472
01:13:21,542 --> 01:13:24,000
They were always so warm.
1473
01:13:26,625 --> 01:13:28,000
He'd pick me up
1474
01:13:29,542 --> 01:13:31,125
and he'd put me on his lap,
1475
01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:35,667
and let me take the wheel
all the way back to port.
1476
01:13:37,792 --> 01:13:39,708
He'd put them on my cheeks.
1477
01:13:44,625 --> 01:13:46,250
I was half frozen to death.
1478
01:13:52,667 --> 01:13:54,083
Sorry.
1479
01:13:56,875 --> 01:13:58,375
-Oh, God.
-What?
1480
01:13:59,458 --> 01:14:01,208
Mother and Tamsyn
have gone missing.
1481
01:14:02,042 --> 01:14:04,125
-Tams yn!
-Tams yn!
1482
01:14:06,625 --> 01:14:07,625
Tam!
1483
01:14:09,667 --> 01:14:11,000
Tamsyn!
1484
01:14:13,542 --> 01:14:15,000
If anything's
happened to her,
1485
01:14:15,125 --> 01:14:16,375
I won't forgive myself.
1486
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,708
You can't
think like that, Jim.
1487
01:14:19,542 --> 01:14:22,000
Tamsyn! Tamsyn!
1488
01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:23,875
-Mother!
-Maggie!
1489
01:14:24,542 --> 01:14:25,542
Tam!
1490
01:14:27,167 --> 01:14:29,083
Hey! Anything?
1491
01:14:29,625 --> 01:14:30,875
We came up from the village,
1492
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,667
checked Blubber Point,
nothing.
1493
01:14:33,542 --> 01:14:35,250
-Right.
-Jim.
1494
01:14:35,708 --> 01:14:37,208
I'm here to help.
1495
01:14:37,333 --> 01:14:38,542
Where the hell are they?
1496
01:14:41,917 --> 01:14:44,417
Oh, Christ, no.
She wouldn't, would she?
1497
01:14:44,542 --> 01:14:45,542
What?
1498
01:14:46,333 --> 01:14:47,417
The mine.
1499
01:14:53,375 --> 01:14:55,458
Tamsyn! Mother!
1500
01:14:56,625 --> 01:15:00,792
-Tamsyn!
-Maggie! Maggie!
1501
01:15:01,792 --> 01:15:02,917
-Tamsyn!
-Keep going.
1502
01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:05,500
Tamsyn!
1503
01:15:09,542 --> 01:15:10,792
Just stop a minute and listen!
1504
01:15:10,917 --> 01:15:11,917
Help!
1505
01:15:12,042 --> 01:15:13,333
-I heard something.
-Where?
1506
01:15:13,458 --> 01:15:15,875
Over there.
Down on the ridge.
1507
01:15:16,125 --> 01:15:17,375
Help!
1508
01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:18,833
Oh, Christ.
1509
01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:22,833
Help!
1510
01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:25,375
-Tamsyn!
-We're down here!
1511
01:15:26,292 --> 01:15:27,833
-Oh!
-Granfer!
1512
01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:30,042
All right, stay there!
Coastguard!
1513
01:15:30,167 --> 01:15:31,292
Coming, Tam.
1514
01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:32,958
You just stay calm, all right?
1515
01:15:33,083 --> 01:15:35,833
Pull this away.
One, two, three!
1516
01:15:35,958 --> 01:15:37,208
Mind the dust, Tam.
1517
01:15:37,333 --> 01:15:39,292
-Right.
-Coastguard, please!
1518
01:15:39,833 --> 01:15:41,542
-An emergency!
-Got you, Jim!
1519
01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:44,458
-You all right, Tam?
-I'm scared and cold.
1520
01:15:44,583 --> 01:15:47,167
-Mother! Mother!
-She's not waking up.
1521
01:15:47,292 --> 01:15:49,708
-Is she breathing?
-She's gone to sleep.
1522
01:15:49,833 --> 01:15:51,750
Stay there!
Do not move an inch!
1523
01:15:51,875 --> 01:15:52,875
Hurry up!
1524
01:15:53,375 --> 01:15:55,083
-Good girl!
-Don't leave!
1525
01:15:55,208 --> 01:15:57,542
-Coastguard's on its way, Jim.
-Tam's hurt her arm.
1526
01:15:57,708 --> 01:16:00,167
Looks like it could be broken.
Mother's unconscious.
1527
01:16:00,292 --> 01:16:01,333
Don't know about her injuries.
1528
01:16:01,458 --> 01:16:02,583
I'm gonna want to
get down there.
1529
01:16:02,708 --> 01:16:04,250
We haven't got time
to wait for the Coastguard.
1530
01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:05,417
We have to, Jim.
1531
01:16:05,542 --> 01:16:07,292
They are on a ledge,
15 foot down.
1532
01:16:07,417 --> 01:16:09,292
If that one gives way,
they ain't coming out.
1533
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,417
So, you're gonna
have to lower me down
1534
01:16:11,542 --> 01:16:12,583
and haul us all out!
1535
01:16:12,708 --> 01:16:13,792
Request for
1536
01:16:13,917 --> 01:16:15,167
immediate Coastguard
Rescue Team
1537
01:16:15,292 --> 01:16:17,833
and helicopter assistance
to Port Isaac mine.
1538
01:16:22,917 --> 01:16:25,708
That's it. That's it.
Nice. Yeah.
1539
01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:27,042
Slow, slow,
slow, slow.
1540
01:16:27,167 --> 01:16:29,125
I'm sorry,
it was my fault, Granfer.
1541
01:16:29,458 --> 01:16:30,417
I begged her to take me here.
1542
01:16:30,542 --> 01:16:32,000
Don't you worry about a thing,
my love.
1543
01:16:32,292 --> 01:16:34,375
-Come on, give me more!
-Just slow, now.
1544
01:16:34,917 --> 01:16:36,708
I wanna make sure
this ledge can take me!
1545
01:16:36,833 --> 01:16:38,000
-Easy, easy, easy!
-Let it out, let it out.
1546
01:16:38,125 --> 01:16:40,042
“Wait!
1547
01:16:40,458 --> 01:16:42,042
Watch out, Granfer!
1548
01:16:42,417 --> 01:16:43,375
-All right, Jim?
-Yeah.
1549
01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:44,750
-All right!
-Hold.
1550
01:16:44,875 --> 01:16:46,375
Now, the only thing
that matters
1551
01:16:46,500 --> 01:16:48,750
is getting you out of here,
all right, my precious?
1552
01:16:48,875 --> 01:16:51,042
All right.
What we're gonna do...
1553
01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:53,042
Let me just check
Grandma's pulse.
1554
01:16:53,708 --> 01:16:55,083
Is she gonna be all right?
1555
01:16:56,958 --> 01:16:58,958
Yeah. Yeah, of course,
she's gonna be all right.
1556
01:16:59,083 --> 01:17:01,083
She's strong as an ox,
like you, eh?
1557
01:17:07,083 --> 01:17:08,792
-All right, haul away.
-Pull!
1558
01:17:08,917 --> 01:17:10,417
Haul away. Up. Up.
1559
01:17:12,208 --> 01:17:14,792
I got you!
I got you. I got you.
1560
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,333
Hey, Jim! Jim!
1561
01:17:18,458 --> 01:17:19,417
-Granfer!
-Are you all right?
1562
01:17:19,542 --> 01:17:20,667
Jim!
1563
01:17:22,417 --> 01:17:23,417
I'm okay.
1564
01:18:09,583 --> 01:18:10,917
Thank you.
1565
01:18:11,833 --> 01:18:13,292
Aye?
1566
01:18:14,417 --> 01:18:15,667
One and all, Jim.
1567
01:18:16,958 --> 01:18:18,042
One and all, mate.
1568
01:18:29,542 --> 01:18:30,708
She's got
a broken collarbone
1569
01:18:30,833 --> 01:18:32,250
and the ECG's
still showing signs
1570
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:33,750
of an erratic heart rhythm,
1571
01:18:34,250 --> 01:18:36,375
which isn't unusual for
a hypothermic incident.
1572
01:18:37,208 --> 01:18:39,458
No, I mean, she's gonna be
all right, though, isn't she?
1573
01:18:41,125 --> 01:18:42,917
Obviously,
her age is a factor.
1574
01:18:43,042 --> 01:18:45,083
So, the next 24 hours
will be critical.
1575
01:18:47,083 --> 01:18:48,333
You should go home
and get some rest.
1576
01:18:49,375 --> 01:18:50,917
We'll call you
if anything changes.
1577
01:19:08,750 --> 01:19:10,042
It's all right, Mother.
1578
01:19:11,792 --> 01:19:13,083
I'm not leaving you.
1579
01:19:21,375 --> 01:19:22,917
Tamsyn needs you now.
1580
01:19:25,958 --> 01:19:27,292
I'll stay with her.
1581
01:19:41,958 --> 01:19:43,375
Thought we might
find you lot here.
1582
01:19:43,500 --> 01:19:44,417
Oh, hello, lads.
1583
01:19:44,542 --> 01:19:45,542
-Hi.
-All right?
1584
01:19:45,667 --> 01:19:47,083
-Yeah, yeah.
-Hi, Aubrey.
1585
01:19:47,208 --> 01:19:48,292
Hey.
1586
01:19:48,417 --> 01:19:51,208
-Hi, Tam. How's your arm?
-A bit better, thanks.
1587
01:19:52,167 --> 01:19:53,167
How is she?
1588
01:19:54,458 --> 01:19:57,292
Oh, doctor's just saying,
just gotta wait.
1589
01:19:58,125 --> 01:19:59,333
And hope.
1590
01:20:07,792 --> 01:20:12,292
I stood on
Cape Cornwall
1591
01:20:12,417 --> 01:20:16,458
In the sun's evening glow
1592
01:20:17,167 --> 01:20:21,167
On Chywoone Hill at Newlyn
1593
01:20:21,292 --> 01:20:25,833
To watch the fishing fleets go
1594
01:20:26,458 --> 01:20:31,333
Watched the sheave wheels
at Geevor
1595
01:20:31,458 --> 01:20:35,542
As they spun around
1596
01:20:35,875 --> 01:20:40,167
And heard the men singing
1597
01:20:40,292 --> 01:20:44,250
As they go underground
1598
01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:48,292
And no one will ever
1599
01:20:48,417 --> 01:20:52,417
Move me from this land
1600
01:20:52,542 --> 01:20:56,500
Until the Lord calls me
1601
01:20:56,625 --> 01:21:00,417
To sit at his hand
1602
01:21:00,542 --> 01:21:04,333
For this is my Eden
1603
01:21:04,458 --> 01:21:08,625
And I'm not alone
1604
01:21:08,750 --> 01:21:12,333
For this is my Cornwall
1605
01:21:12,458 --> 01:21:16,542
And this is my home
1606
01:21:16,667 --> 01:21:20,833
First thing in the morning
1607
01:21:20,958 --> 01:21:24,667
On Chapel Carn Brea
1608
01:21:24,792 --> 01:21:28,875
To gaze at the Scillies
1609
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:32,792
In the blue far away
1610
01:21:32,917 --> 01:21:36,792
For this is my Cornwall
1611
01:21:36,917 --> 01:21:40,208
And I'll tell you why
1612
01:21:41,083 --> 01:21:44,917
Because I was born here
1613
01:21:45,042 --> 01:21:48,917
And here I shall die
1614
01:21:49,042 --> 01:21:53,125
And no one will ever
1615
01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:56,875
Move me from this land
1616
01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:00,958
Until the Lord calls me
1617
01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:05,125
To sit at his hand
1618
01:22:05,250 --> 01:22:08,792
For this is my Eden
1619
01:22:09,250 --> 01:22:13,042
And I'm not alone
1620
01:22:13,167 --> 01:22:17,417
For this is my Cornwall
1621
01:22:17,542 --> 01:22:21,167
And this is my home
1622
01:22:21,292 --> 01:22:25,833
For this is my Cornwall
1623
01:22:25,958 --> 01:22:32,708
And this is my home
1624
01:22:34,833 --> 01:22:36,458
A...
1625
01:22:39,125 --> 01:22:40,708
...to E.
1626
01:22:40,833 --> 01:22:42,667
Mm-hmm. Very good.
1627
01:22:43,042 --> 01:22:46,333
E, yeah. A.
1628
01:22:47,750 --> 01:22:48,750
Mm-hmm.
1629
01:22:50,542 --> 01:22:51,542
D.
1630
01:22:52,833 --> 01:22:54,125
It's almost a song.
1631
01:22:59,042 --> 01:23:00,042
Jim.
1632
01:23:00,875 --> 01:23:01,958
Answer the phone.
1633
01:23:03,292 --> 01:23:05,333
-Jim.
-Yeah.
1634
01:23:08,875 --> 01:23:09,875
Harbour View.
1635
01:23:11,292 --> 01:23:12,958
This is Jim speaking.
1636
01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:17,375
Hey.
1637
01:23:19,458 --> 01:23:22,583
Thank you. Thanks for
letting me know. Good.
1638
01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:27,625
Yeah. Yeah,
she's gonna be all right.
1639
01:23:27,750 --> 01:23:29,833
Oh, my God.
1640
01:23:30,042 --> 01:23:31,792
She's gonna be
all right, come here.
1641
01:23:50,667 --> 01:23:51,750
All right.
1642
01:23:55,583 --> 01:23:56,667
Here.
1643
01:23:57,292 --> 01:23:58,458
Here we are.
1644
01:23:58,583 --> 01:24:00,208
-Just put this down there.
-Yeah, yeah.
1645
01:24:00,333 --> 01:24:02,542
-Then I'm all right.
-All right, yeah, yeah.
1646
01:24:02,667 --> 01:24:04,458
-Careful, steady.
-I'll be all right now.
1647
01:24:04,583 --> 01:24:05,833
Oh.
1648
01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:07,250
There we go.
1649
01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:08,375
Ooh.
1650
01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:11,583
-Oh.
-Yeah. All right?
1651
01:24:12,958 --> 01:24:13,958
Oh.
1652
01:24:15,375 --> 01:24:18,458
Oh, I can't tell you how glad
I am to see this view again.
1653
01:24:18,583 --> 01:24:21,250
Come on. Let's get you in,
all right?
1654
01:24:21,375 --> 01:24:22,375
Yeah.
1655
01:24:23,958 --> 01:24:26,542
-Mind those steps.
-Oh.
1656
01:24:26,667 --> 01:24:29,042
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
1657
01:24:32,958 --> 01:24:34,083
Steady on. Careful.
1658
01:24:34,750 --> 01:24:37,417
You give Long John Silver
a run for his money.
1659
01:24:37,542 --> 01:24:39,167
All you need is a parrot
on your shoulder.
1660
01:24:39,292 --> 01:24:41,625
Yeah, I gave you the
black spot and all.
1661
01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:45,542
-Hello, Aubrey.
-How you feeling?
1662
01:24:45,667 --> 01:24:48,333
I'm grateful to be
alive, really.
1663
01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:50,042
And I'm even more grateful
that I've got
1664
01:24:50,167 --> 01:24:53,458
a great, big strong son
like I've got.
1665
01:24:53,583 --> 01:24:54,542
There.
1666
01:24:54,667 --> 01:24:57,583
Hewn from that
Cornish granite just like
1667
01:24:57,708 --> 01:25:00,083
five generations of
fishermen before him.
1668
01:25:00,208 --> 01:25:01,458
That's enough now.
1669
01:25:01,583 --> 01:25:02,542
From what I can see,
1670
01:25:02,667 --> 01:25:04,125
the women are hewn
from the same rock.
1671
01:25:04,250 --> 01:25:05,333
Oh.
1672
01:25:05,667 --> 01:25:07,250
Come on,
let's get you in that seat.
1673
01:25:07,375 --> 01:25:08,542
Let's sit you down over here,
all right?
1674
01:25:08,667 --> 01:25:10,458
Don't fuss, my love.
Thank you, don't.
1675
01:25:10,583 --> 01:25:12,250
Some things never change.
1676
01:25:12,375 --> 01:25:14,458
Thank you for looking out
for my boy.
1677
01:25:14,958 --> 01:25:16,458
He's a lovely fella.
1678
01:25:16,583 --> 01:25:17,917
Oh.
1679
01:25:18,042 --> 01:25:19,542
Lovely to see you
up and about, Maggie.
1680
01:25:19,667 --> 01:25:20,958
Harbour View
Bed and Breakfast.
1681
01:25:23,792 --> 01:25:25,458
-Granfer, it's for you.
-Yeah?
1682
01:25:26,375 --> 01:25:27,750
He says his name is
Michael Eavis.
1683
01:25:28,458 --> 01:25:31,542
Michael? Michael Eavis?
Hello? Hello?
1684
01:25:31,667 --> 01:25:33,208
-It's him.
-It's not him.
1685
01:25:33,333 --> 01:25:34,583
Oh, yeah.
1686
01:25:35,583 --> 01:25:37,667
Yeah, well, you're welcome.
1687
01:25:37,792 --> 01:25:39,292
Oh, thank you.
1688
01:25:40,333 --> 01:25:41,708
No, we'd be very happy to.
1689
01:25:41,833 --> 01:25:43,542
Yes, yes, Michael.
Yes, yes, yes.
1690
01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:46,208
One more thing, yeah, yeah.
1691
01:25:46,333 --> 01:25:48,542
You're a silly arse
and I know what you're up to.
1692
01:25:50,333 --> 01:25:52,833
Oh! Danny, eh?
1693
01:25:52,958 --> 01:25:53,958
Oh, messing around,
1694
01:25:54,083 --> 01:25:56,042
putting on a dodgy
West Country accent and all.
1695
01:25:56,167 --> 01:25:58,417
Well, but, Jim, it's, uh,
1696
01:25:58,542 --> 01:26:00,708
it's nearly four o'clock in
the morning in Australia.
1697
01:26:00,833 --> 01:26:02,875
Yeah, well, he's still getting
used to the jetlag, isn't he?
1698
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:04,333
-After all this time?
-Eh?
1699
01:26:04,458 --> 01:26:05,667
Well, what did he say, anyway?
1700
01:26:05,958 --> 01:26:08,542
He said he was grateful for
the lobster we sent him,
1701
01:26:08,667 --> 01:26:09,708
he loved the album,
1702
01:26:09,833 --> 01:26:12,125
and then he invited us
to play at Glasto this year.
1703
01:26:15,375 --> 01:26:16,667
I think you should call
1471, love.
1704
01:26:16,792 --> 01:26:18,042
Oh, Mother,
1705
01:26:18,167 --> 01:26:20,750
why would Michael Eavis
be calling us here, eh?
1706
01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:22,083
How would he get hold
of our number?
1707
01:26:22,958 --> 01:26:25,250
I think you should check,
you know? Just in case.
1708
01:26:25,792 --> 01:26:28,167
-Go on, Jim! Check!
-Go on, Jim. Yeah.
1709
01:26:28,333 --> 01:26:29,458
Go on, just ring him.
1710
01:26:31,667 --> 01:26:32,667
Well...
1711
01:26:35,667 --> 01:26:37,458
Oh, it's ringing.
It's ringing.
1712
01:26:44,250 --> 01:26:45,375
Bugger me.
1713
01:26:45,833 --> 01:26:46,833
It is him and all.
1714
01:26:46,958 --> 01:26:49,292
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1715
01:26:51,583 --> 01:26:53,542
What have you been up to,
Mother?
1716
01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:54,792
Nothing.
1717
01:26:55,458 --> 01:26:57,083
Just pulling a few strings.
1718
01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:00,542
Sorry, Mr Eavis.
1719
01:27:00,667 --> 01:27:02,542
We'd be honoured
to sing on your farm.
1720
01:27:09,042 --> 01:27:10,167
It would mean
the world to me
1721
01:27:11,250 --> 01:27:12,542
if you'd come along
to support us.
1722
01:27:14,542 --> 01:27:15,458
I'm thrilled for you.
1723
01:27:15,583 --> 01:27:16,875
I'm thrilled
for all of you, but...
1724
01:27:18,833 --> 01:27:19,833
I made a promise to myself
1725
01:27:19,958 --> 01:27:21,583
to never go back
to that world.
1726
01:27:22,875 --> 01:27:24,458
Oh. Oh.
1727
01:27:25,375 --> 01:27:26,750
It won't be the same
without you, you know.
1728
01:27:29,375 --> 01:27:30,625
That world doesn't change,
Jim.
1729
01:27:30,750 --> 01:27:31,958
No, people do.
1730
01:27:32,667 --> 01:27:33,667
You have.
1731
01:27:34,167 --> 01:27:35,958
And I'd be there
with you this time.
1732
01:27:38,042 --> 01:27:39,750
Oi! Sid and Nancy!
1733
01:27:39,875 --> 01:27:41,875
Hey, no. No, no, no, come on,
mate. Leave us alone.
1734
01:27:42,042 --> 01:27:43,208
Back on the booze again,
is it, Aubrey?
1735
01:27:43,333 --> 01:27:46,083
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh.
-Piss off! Go on, piss off!
1736
01:27:46,208 --> 01:27:47,875
What do you want me to do?
Kick your bloody arse?
1737
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:49,333
Oh, Jim, no.
1738
01:27:49,458 --> 01:27:52,417
No, Jim, don't, don't! Don't!
That's what he wants!
1739
01:27:52,542 --> 01:27:54,167
Go on! Get out of here!
1740
01:27:54,583 --> 01:27:57,333
Get you nicked for that, mate.
Get you breathalysed, too!
1741
01:27:57,458 --> 01:27:59,667
-That's exactly what he wants.
-Thank you very much!
1742
01:28:01,458 --> 01:28:03,042
-God!
-Hey! Hey, it's all right!
1743
01:28:03,167 --> 01:28:04,167
What the hell
were you thinking?
1744
01:28:04,292 --> 01:28:05,250
No, it's over.
1745
01:28:05,375 --> 01:28:06,333
-It's gone!
-It's not over!
1746
01:28:06,458 --> 01:28:07,708
Those pictures
are gonna be everywhere!
1747
01:28:07,833 --> 01:28:10,250
-So what, who cares?
-I care!
1748
01:28:10,583 --> 01:28:12,083
Why? What? Are you...
1749
01:28:12,958 --> 01:28:13,958
What, are you...
1750
01:28:14,083 --> 01:28:15,417
Are you embarrassed to be seen
with me or something?
1751
01:28:15,542 --> 01:28:17,375
No! It's not about you, Jim.
1752
01:28:18,375 --> 01:28:19,333
You've made the papers, yes,
1753
01:28:19,458 --> 01:28:21,042
but you don't know
what this is like.
1754
01:28:21,167 --> 01:28:23,333
You have no idea
what it's like to be followed,
1755
01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:25,125
to be judged,
to be commented on.
1756
01:28:25,250 --> 01:28:26,667
You have no idea!
1757
01:28:28,542 --> 01:28:30,083
I came here
to get away from all that.
1758
01:28:32,083 --> 01:28:33,958
I came here
for a simpler life,
1759
01:28:36,292 --> 01:28:37,625
not a more complicated one.
1760
01:28:37,750 --> 01:28:39,250
No, I'm sorry about that,
1761
01:28:39,375 --> 01:28:41,667
but this doesn't have
to be complicated. It's...
1762
01:28:43,250 --> 01:28:45,667
I can't do this, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
1763
01:28:52,167 --> 01:28:53,542
Aubrey!
1764
01:28:56,042 --> 01:28:57,167
Aubrey!
1765
01:29:13,042 --> 01:29:16,375
But they are booked
to play Glastonbury!
1766
01:29:17,042 --> 01:29:19,542
How much more convincing
can a man want?
1767
01:29:19,667 --> 01:29:21,375
Glastonbury is the issue.
1768
01:29:22,042 --> 01:29:23,708
The boys screwed up the Minack
1769
01:29:23,833 --> 01:29:25,167
in front of
The National Press.
1770
01:29:25,292 --> 01:29:26,708
-Shh.
-He doesn't want to risk them
1771
01:29:26,833 --> 01:29:30,250
humiliating the label again
on a global stage.
1772
01:29:30,375 --> 01:29:32,375
But I can rein 'em in.
1773
01:29:33,750 --> 01:29:35,417
It's not just their behaviour,
Maggie.
1774
01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:36,833
It's their voices.
1775
01:29:39,042 --> 01:29:40,958
Hello, Leah. Jim here.
1776
01:29:41,875 --> 01:29:43,083
What was that about voices?
1777
01:29:43,958 --> 01:29:45,458
There's no easy way
to say this.
1778
01:29:47,167 --> 01:29:49,083
The president doesn't think
you can cut it live.
1779
01:29:50,458 --> 01:29:52,375
Bloody cheek!
1780
01:30:16,458 --> 01:30:17,958
Uh-oh.
1781
01:30:18,667 --> 01:30:19,625
Nothing to do with me.
1782
01:30:19,750 --> 01:30:21,083
Oh, Christ,
what are they doing?
1783
01:30:21,208 --> 01:30:22,958
Ladies and gentlemen,
can I have your attention?
1784
01:30:23,083 --> 01:30:25,833
Please do not be alarmed,
this is not a robbery.
1785
01:30:26,458 --> 01:30:29,083
No need to stand up
or curtsy, for that matter.
1786
01:30:30,250 --> 01:30:32,458
-Have you taken a wrong turn?
-Huh?
1787
01:30:33,042 --> 01:30:34,708
Billingsgate Market's
that way.
1788
01:30:34,833 --> 01:30:37,833
Uh, we're not here to
sell you fish, Mr Chandra.
1789
01:30:37,958 --> 01:30:38,958
Really?
1790
01:30:39,208 --> 01:30:40,500
That's right, we're here
to sing for our supper.
1791
01:30:40,625 --> 01:30:41,792
Well, this is lunch, actually.
1792
01:30:41,917 --> 01:30:44,458
Yes, and we'd like to be left
alone in peace to enjoy it
1793
01:30:44,583 --> 01:30:46,500
as I'm sure everybody else
here would, too.
1794
01:30:46,625 --> 01:30:49,208
Well, why don't we let them
be the judge of that, eh?
1795
01:30:49,333 --> 01:30:51,583
A sing-a-long never spoiled
anybody's appetite.
1796
01:30:51,708 --> 01:30:52,667
It depends who's singing it.
1797
01:30:52,792 --> 01:30:54,083
Well, that's the thing,
Mr Chandra.
1798
01:30:54,208 --> 01:30:55,875
Apparently you think that
we can't cut it.
1799
01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,083
But you've never even
seen us perform.
1800
01:30:58,208 --> 01:30:59,708
No, it's like sending
your food back
1801
01:30:59,833 --> 01:31:01,375
before you've tasted it.
1802
01:31:01,500 --> 01:31:03,208
Rowan? Take it away.
1803
01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:06,083
I've been a Wild Rover
1804
01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:08,500
For many a year
1805
01:31:08,625 --> 01:31:12,833
And I spent all my monies
on whiskey and beer
1806
01:31:13,208 --> 01:31:17,458
But now I'm returning
with gold in great store
1807
01:31:17,583 --> 01:31:20,583
And I never will play
the Wild Rover no more
1808
01:31:20,708 --> 01:31:25,000
And it's no, nay, never
1809
01:31:25,125 --> 01:31:31,583
No, nay, never no more
will I play the Wild Rover
1810
01:31:31,708 --> 01:31:34,958
No, never, no more
1811
01:31:35,083 --> 01:31:39,208
I went to an alehouse
I used to frequent
1812
01:31:39,333 --> 01:31:43,958
And I told the landlady
my money was spent
1813
01:31:44,083 --> 01:31:47,833
I asked her for credit,
she answered me, nay
1814
01:31:48,292 --> 01:31:51,875
Such a custom as yours
I can have any day
1815
01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:56,000
And it's no, nay, never
1816
01:31:56,125 --> 01:31:58,875
No, nay, never, no more
1817
01:31:59,000 --> 01:32:02,500
Will I play the Wild Rover
1818
01:32:02,625 --> 01:32:06,083
No, never, no more
1819
01:32:06,208 --> 01:32:07,750
I went to my parents
1820
01:32:07,875 --> 01:32:10,000
-Confessed what I'd done
-Yes, he did
1821
01:32:10,125 --> 01:32:14,292
And I asked them to pardon
their prodigal son
1822
01:32:15,125 --> 01:32:19,000
And when they caress me
as oft times before
1823
01:32:19,125 --> 01:32:22,208
I never will play
the Wild Rover no more
1824
01:32:22,333 --> 01:32:26,875
And it's no, nay, never
1825
01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:29,500
No, nay, never, no more
1826
01:32:29,625 --> 01:32:32,833
Will I play the Wild Rover
1827
01:32:33,417 --> 01:32:36,083
No, never, no more
1828
01:32:36,208 --> 01:32:37,167
Come on, one more time!
1829
01:32:37,292 --> 01:32:40,875
And it's no, nay, never
1830
01:32:41,000 --> 01:32:43,750
No, nay, never, no more
1831
01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:47,500
Will I play the Wild Rover
1832
01:32:47,625 --> 01:32:52,458
No, never, no more
1833
01:33:04,083 --> 01:33:05,083
Thank you.
1834
01:33:07,708 --> 01:33:10,125
Well, they do say
the customer's always right.
1835
01:33:11,833 --> 01:33:12,875
Well?
1836
01:33:20,125 --> 01:33:21,708
You've got yourselves
a new record deal.
1837
01:33:23,125 --> 01:33:24,500
Yes! Yes!
1838
01:33:26,208 --> 01:33:27,500
Get in there!
1839
01:33:28,500 --> 01:33:29,625
All right.
1840
01:33:31,833 --> 01:33:32,833
Oh.
1841
01:33:34,333 --> 01:33:35,500
Proper job.
1842
01:33:35,625 --> 01:33:36,625
Thank you.
1843
01:33:39,500 --> 01:33:40,958
Good morning, everybody!
1844
01:33:41,083 --> 01:33:42,292
If you're just tuning in,
1845
01:33:42,417 --> 01:33:45,583
I am joined by Port Isaac's
Fisherman's Friends.
1846
01:33:45,708 --> 01:33:47,958
Come on.
1847
01:33:48,083 --> 01:33:50,500
You are the world's
oldest boy band, right?
1848
01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:53,083
With a combined age of, uh...
1849
01:33:53,208 --> 01:33:55,500
What's it? 643?
1850
01:33:55,625 --> 01:33:58,583
That's just Leadville.
1851
01:33:58,708 --> 01:34:00,917
How do you feel about
having being asked to sing
1852
01:34:01,083 --> 01:34:02,375
at Glastonbury this year?
1853
01:34:02,500 --> 01:34:03,750
As long as we don't forget
1854
01:34:03,875 --> 01:34:05,458
to put our teeth in
we'll be fine, eh?
1855
01:34:07,625 --> 01:34:10,208
Now, all big bands
throughout the years
1856
01:34:10,333 --> 01:34:13,000
have had their ups and downs
and you are no exception.
1857
01:34:13,292 --> 01:34:14,583
Well,
it'd have been a bit boring
1858
01:34:14,708 --> 01:34:16,292
if we hadn't weathered
a few storms.
1859
01:34:16,417 --> 01:34:18,083
Quite right,
but I do actually think
1860
01:34:18,208 --> 01:34:20,292
people listening
would like to know
1861
01:34:20,417 --> 01:34:21,917
what you guys fell out over.
1862
01:34:23,125 --> 01:34:25,500
Was it... Was it more
song list than shellfish?
1863
01:34:26,292 --> 01:34:27,500
It was my behaviour,
1864
01:34:28,208 --> 01:34:29,708
actually, Chris, I, erm...
1865
01:34:31,125 --> 01:34:34,042
Yeah, well, my father had
passed away, you know.
1866
01:34:35,208 --> 01:34:36,792
I was drowning my sorrows
1867
01:34:36,917 --> 01:34:39,875
and behaved
like a complete arse.
1868
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:42,375
That's a big thing
to admit to.
1869
01:34:42,500 --> 01:34:46,292
Oh, actually, what was
bigger is, the lads here,
1870
01:34:46,625 --> 01:34:48,708
they supported me,
1871
01:34:48,833 --> 01:34:50,625
and for the most part, anyway,
they, uh...
1872
01:34:51,125 --> 01:34:52,417
They forgave me, too.
1873
01:34:53,333 --> 01:34:54,500
Well, that's a sign of
true friendship.
1874
01:34:54,625 --> 01:34:55,583
Yeah.
1875
01:34:55,708 --> 01:34:56,875
Yeah, it is.
1876
01:34:57,333 --> 01:34:58,708
Do you have any advice for
1877
01:34:58,833 --> 01:35:00,708
people listening
going through similar?
1878
01:35:00,833 --> 01:35:02,375
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
1879
01:35:02,500 --> 01:35:04,583
I know, it's been said
a thousand times before,
1880
01:35:04,708 --> 01:35:06,500
but it's worth repeating.
1881
01:35:07,125 --> 01:35:09,000
It really is okay...
1882
01:35:10,792 --> 01:35:12,042
not to be okay.
1883
01:35:13,625 --> 01:35:14,917
Well, I think
there's a lot of...
1884
01:35:15,042 --> 01:35:16,500
a lot of blokes out there who
1885
01:35:16,833 --> 01:35:19,917
find it hard to talk about
their feelings and such.
1886
01:35:20,292 --> 01:35:23,208
Probably starts out when
they're boys, being told to...
1887
01:35:24,208 --> 01:35:26,125
to man up and be strong
1888
01:35:26,708 --> 01:35:29,125
and, you know, "Don't cry like
a girl," that kind of thing.
1889
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:32,417
And then it ends up with men
feeling embarrassed
1890
01:35:33,500 --> 01:35:36,208
and ashamed
when they can't cope.
1891
01:35:37,708 --> 01:35:39,292
Now, I learned
the hard way, see?
1892
01:35:39,708 --> 01:35:42,875
It's not weak to ask for help.
1893
01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:45,875
You know, they say that
boys don't cry, well...
1894
01:35:47,417 --> 01:35:48,500
This man does.
1895
01:35:49,500 --> 01:35:51,500
Well, I can certainly
identify with that.
1896
01:35:51,625 --> 01:35:53,375
Uh, for anyone just tuning in,
1897
01:35:53,500 --> 01:35:55,708
I am joined by Port Isaac's
Fisherman's Friends
1898
01:35:55,833 --> 01:35:58,708
whose brand-new album is out
at the end of June.
1899
01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:00,583
And if you've got a ticket
to Glastonbury,
1900
01:36:00,708 --> 01:36:02,375
do not miss this
old bunch of pirates
1901
01:36:02,500 --> 01:36:04,208
who are supporting Beyoncé.
1902
01:36:04,333 --> 01:36:06,375
I mean,
actual factual Beyoncé!
1903
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:09,208
You're everywhere
1904
01:36:09,333 --> 01:36:10,792
And nowhere, baby
1905
01:36:12,000 --> 01:36:14,333
That's where you're at
1906
01:36:15,417 --> 01:36:18,000
Saying everything is groovy
1907
01:36:19,542 --> 01:36:21,875
When your tyres are flat
1908
01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:26,708
And it's hi, ho, silver lining
1909
01:36:26,833 --> 01:36:30,083
And away you go now, baby
1910
01:36:30,208 --> 01:36:33,667
I see your sun is shining
1911
01:36:33,792 --> 01:36:36,417
But I won't make a fuss
1912
01:36:36,542 --> 01:36:41,000
And it's hi, ho, silver lining
1913
01:36:41,125 --> 01:36:44,667
And away you go now, baby
1914
01:36:44,792 --> 01:36:48,208
I see your sun is shining
1915
01:36:48,333 --> 01:36:50,500
But I won't make a fuss
1916
01:36:52,000 --> 01:36:55,167
Hello! I'm here to pick up
15 Access All Areas passes
1917
01:36:55,292 --> 01:36:56,417
for the Fisherman's Friends.
1918
01:36:56,542 --> 01:36:58,208
Uh, all the food, beverage
1919
01:36:58,333 --> 01:36:59,667
and catering passes
are allocated
1920
01:36:59,792 --> 01:37:02,125
at the trader's entrance,
uh, gate G.
1921
01:37:03,292 --> 01:37:04,292
Oh, wait, no.
1922
01:37:04,417 --> 01:37:05,708
Fisherman's Friends
are a band.
1923
01:37:07,417 --> 01:37:08,500
Yeah, they're playing
1924
01:37:08,625 --> 01:37:09,750
the Pyramid Stage
this afternoon, so...
1925
01:37:09,875 --> 01:37:12,000
Uh, sorry.
1926
01:37:12,708 --> 01:37:14,875
I thought you were talking
about the cough sweets.
1927
01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:16,667
No, they're a band.
1928
01:37:16,792 --> 01:37:18,875
What shall we do
with a drunken sailor?
1929
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:21,208
What shall we do
with a drunken sailor?
1930
01:37:21,333 --> 01:37:23,292
Early in the morning!
1931
01:37:23,417 --> 01:37:25,583
Hooray, and up she rises...
1932
01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:27,292
This is supposed
to be the VIP area,
1933
01:37:27,417 --> 01:37:28,750
can't they just behave?
1934
01:37:28,875 --> 01:37:30,125
It's who they are.
1935
01:37:30,792 --> 01:37:32,708
Just got to grip and grin,
I suppose.
1936
01:37:32,833 --> 01:37:36,875
...the morning!
1937
01:37:44,125 --> 01:37:45,500
Black coffee, please.
1938
01:37:49,208 --> 01:37:50,333
Hello, Jim.
1939
01:37:54,917 --> 01:37:57,583
Well, it's a strange place
to come,
1940
01:37:57,708 --> 01:38:00,000
if you're gonna stay
under the radar.
1941
01:38:01,625 --> 01:38:03,625
Some things are worth
breaking cover for.
1942
01:38:04,792 --> 01:38:07,000
-Oh, yeah? Like what?
-Mm.
1943
01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:10,708
Supporting someone
I care about.
1944
01:38:16,833 --> 01:38:20,542
-I heard you on the radio.
-Oh. Waffling on.
1945
01:38:22,208 --> 01:38:23,583
No.
1946
01:38:23,708 --> 01:38:26,833
Saying important things that
some people needed to hear.
1947
01:38:31,292 --> 01:38:32,792
I shouldn't have walked away.
1948
01:38:33,500 --> 01:38:34,708
I shouldn't have let you.
1949
01:38:38,042 --> 01:38:39,833
Oh, I have missed you.
1950
01:38:48,500 --> 01:38:49,458
Here's Mother.
1951
01:38:49,583 --> 01:38:51,042
Hello, Aubrey.
1952
01:38:51,833 --> 01:38:54,167
-Nice to see you again.
-Nice to see you, too, Maggie.
1953
01:38:54,292 --> 01:38:55,708
-Hi, Sally.
-Hi.
1954
01:38:56,417 --> 01:38:57,875
If you're thinking of,
you know,
1955
01:38:58,000 --> 01:39:00,208
hanging around a bit, uh,
1956
01:39:00,333 --> 01:39:02,917
Sally and I were wondering
if you would like to
1957
01:39:03,042 --> 01:39:04,708
join a rather exclusive club.
1958
01:39:05,417 --> 01:39:06,417
What kind of club?
1959
01:39:07,042 --> 01:39:08,000
The FWAGs.
1960
01:39:08,125 --> 01:39:09,292
FWAGs?
1961
01:39:10,208 --> 01:39:12,375
"Fisherman's Wives
and Girlfriends."
1962
01:39:12,500 --> 01:39:15,208
Oh, Christ. Oh, Mother.
1963
01:39:17,125 --> 01:39:18,792
-I'd be honoured.
-Oh, good!
1964
01:39:21,292 --> 01:39:23,208
Lads,
what are you doing here?
1965
01:39:24,125 --> 01:39:26,000
We've been looking
everywhere for you.
1966
01:39:27,333 --> 01:39:28,500
-Jim?
-Yeah?
1967
01:39:28,625 --> 01:39:29,750
Jim, what are you playing at?
1968
01:39:29,875 --> 01:39:30,708
You know.
1969
01:39:30,833 --> 01:39:32,375
It's not like we're stalking
her or anything.
1970
01:39:32,500 --> 01:39:35,583
"Dear Beyoncé, we're happy
to share our dressing room,
1971
01:39:35,708 --> 01:39:37,417
"just don't go nicking
any of our songs.
1972
01:39:37,542 --> 01:39:39,167
"Biggest and best,
1973
01:39:39,292 --> 01:39:40,750
"Port Isaac's
Fisherman's Friends."
1974
01:39:40,875 --> 01:39:42,583
Lads, you're gonna
get us thrown out.
1975
01:39:42,708 --> 01:39:43,708
No, we won't.
1976
01:39:43,833 --> 01:39:45,917
Listen, I just been chewin'
the fat with her husband.
1977
01:39:46,042 --> 01:39:48,208
He's a really top bloke,
that Jay-Zed, isn't he?
1978
01:39:48,333 --> 01:39:49,750
It's Jay-Z, you pillock.
1979
01:39:49,875 --> 01:39:51,583
Come on!
1980
01:39:51,708 --> 01:39:54,208
Yes!
Jay-Z since forever.
1981
01:40:14,000 --> 01:40:15,708
Fancy one last song, then?
1982
01:40:18,750 --> 01:40:20,125
One last song.
1983
01:40:28,500 --> 01:40:29,833
Oh, come on.
1984
01:40:30,208 --> 01:40:31,875
Oh, my God.
1985
01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:33,792
Here we go!
1986
01:40:33,917 --> 01:40:35,542
Bloody hell! Look at that!
1987
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:46,292
We are the Fisherman's Friends
from Port Isaac in Cornwall.
1988
01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:49,250
Thank you, yeah.
1989
01:40:51,417 --> 01:40:53,625
Now we are the men
who've done for singing
1990
01:40:53,750 --> 01:40:56,375
what Long John Silver
did for tap dancing.
1991
01:41:00,750 --> 01:41:02,000
There's been
an awful lot of things
1992
01:41:02,125 --> 01:41:03,708
going on in the world
at the moment
1993
01:41:03,833 --> 01:41:05,750
that's dragging people apart.
1994
01:41:05,875 --> 01:41:08,000
So I'm grateful
that we're all here
1995
01:41:08,125 --> 01:41:10,417
in this field
at Worthy Farm today,
1996
01:41:10,542 --> 01:41:12,042
about to have
a good sing-song.
1997
01:41:12,875 --> 01:41:14,625
And that's 'cause
we all believe.
1998
01:41:14,750 --> 01:41:17,208
We've got much more in common
1999
01:41:17,333 --> 01:41:18,625
than we have which divides us.
2000
01:41:18,750 --> 01:41:19,750
That's right.
2001
01:41:19,875 --> 01:41:22,375
And out first song
is a celebration of that.
2002
01:41:22,500 --> 01:41:26,292
And it's called
The Union of Different Kinds.
2003
01:41:31,875 --> 01:41:34,208
For all the small people
2004
01:41:35,500 --> 01:41:37,708
And the tall people
2005
01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:41,000
For the dispossessed
2006
01:41:41,875 --> 01:41:43,708
And the observers
2007
01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:48,625
For all the broken-hearted
2008
01:41:48,875 --> 01:41:51,750
And the recently departed
2009
01:41:52,625 --> 01:41:54,708
For the unwashed
2010
01:41:55,417 --> 01:41:57,333
And the unheard
2011
01:41:59,125 --> 01:42:02,000
Mother Nature
don't draw straight lines
2012
01:42:02,417 --> 01:42:05,500
We're broken moulds
in a grand design
2013
01:42:05,625 --> 01:42:09,333
We look a mess
but we're doin' fine
2014
01:42:10,000 --> 01:42:13,125
We're card-carrying
lifelong members
2015
01:42:13,250 --> 01:42:16,417
Of the union
of different kinds
2016
01:42:18,208 --> 01:42:21,708
For all the lonely faces
2017
01:42:21,833 --> 01:42:25,125
In those empty spaces
2018
01:42:25,250 --> 01:42:27,708
For the unloved
2019
01:42:27,833 --> 01:42:30,667
And the denied
2020
01:42:31,792 --> 01:42:35,292
For the little wheel
2021
01:42:35,417 --> 01:42:38,250
Turning bigger deal
2022
01:42:38,917 --> 01:42:41,500
For the dreams that bloom
2023
01:42:41,833 --> 01:42:44,333
And those that die
2024
01:42:45,417 --> 01:42:48,375
Mother Nature
don't draw straight lines
2025
01:42:48,500 --> 01:42:52,083
We're broken moulds
in a grand design
2026
01:42:52,208 --> 01:42:55,708
We look a mess
but we're doin' fine
2027
01:42:56,625 --> 01:42:59,417
We're card-carrying
lifelong members
2028
01:42:59,542 --> 01:43:02,917
Of the union
of different kinds
2029
01:43:03,042 --> 01:43:04,833
Whoo!
2030
01:43:05,125 --> 01:43:07,083
We made it.
2031
01:43:07,208 --> 01:43:10,083
And if you ever fancy
a change of scenery,
2032
01:43:10,208 --> 01:43:12,000
I think the label could use
a fixer like you.
2033
01:43:13,417 --> 01:43:14,500
You're never gonna believe it!
2034
01:43:14,625 --> 01:43:16,292
I've just bumped into
a movie producer.
2035
01:43:16,417 --> 01:43:18,500
He says he wants to make
a film about the band!
2036
01:43:18,750 --> 01:43:21,583
Well, that's definitely
never gonna happen.
2037
01:43:21,708 --> 01:43:24,750
And the river finds
its end in the sea
2038
01:43:24,875 --> 01:43:28,083
Yes, it does
2039
01:43:28,208 --> 01:43:31,625
Mother Nature
don't draw straight lines
2040
01:43:31,750 --> 01:43:34,708
We're broken moulds
in a grand design
2041
01:43:34,833 --> 01:43:38,708
We look a mess
but we're doin' fine
2042
01:43:39,250 --> 01:43:42,292
We're card-carrying
lifelong members
2043
01:43:42,417 --> 01:43:44,833
Of the union
of different kinds
2044
01:43:44,958 --> 01:43:45,792
Come on, Glastonbury!
2045
01:43:45,917 --> 01:43:48,333
Mother Nature
don't draw straight lines
2046
01:43:48,750 --> 01:43:52,208
We're broken moulds
in a grand design
2047
01:43:52,333 --> 01:43:56,292
Let's stand up
for one last time
2048
01:43:56,417 --> 01:44:01,125
We're card-carrying
lifelong members
2049
01:44:01,250 --> 01:44:06,000
Of the union
of different kinds
2050
01:44:26,208 --> 01:44:27,625
There once was a ship
2051
01:44:27,750 --> 01:44:29,000
That put to sea
2052
01:44:29,125 --> 01:44:31,375
The name of the ship
was the Billy of Tea
2053
01:44:31,500 --> 01:44:33,792
The winds blew up,
her bow dipped down
2054
01:44:33,917 --> 01:44:36,583
Oh, blow, my bully boys,
blow, hey!
2055
01:44:36,708 --> 01:44:38,917
Soon may the Wellerman come
2056
01:44:39,042 --> 01:44:41,583
To bring us sugar
and tea and rum
2057
01:44:41,708 --> 01:44:43,792
One day,
when the tonguing is done
2058
01:44:43,917 --> 01:44:45,292
We'll take our leave and go
2059
01:44:45,417 --> 01:44:47,292
When we first got picked up,
this was the plan.
2060
01:44:47,417 --> 01:44:49,167
We thought, "If we get to
Glastonbury, that's it.
2061
01:44:49,292 --> 01:44:50,292
"We've made it."
2062
01:44:51,708 --> 01:44:53,917
The captain ordered
all hands and swore
2063
01:44:54,042 --> 01:44:56,625
He'd take that whale
in tow, ho!
2064
01:44:57,500 --> 01:44:59,917
It's a huge,
mega deal for us!
2065
01:45:00,042 --> 01:45:01,750
We're just hoping someone's
prepared to get up
2066
01:45:01,875 --> 01:45:03,208
that early in the morning
to come and see us.
2067
01:45:04,250 --> 01:45:06,583
Take our leave and go
2068
01:45:06,708 --> 01:45:08,792
Before the boat
had hit the water
2069
01:45:08,917 --> 01:45:11,292
The whale's tail came up
and caught her...
2070
01:45:11,417 --> 01:45:13,917
We got through
about ten checkpoints,
2071
01:45:14,042 --> 01:45:16,000
we had to strip naked...
2072
01:45:16,125 --> 01:45:17,083
We're finally in.
2073
01:45:17,208 --> 01:45:18,208
Well,
you didn't have to, Trev.
2074
01:45:18,333 --> 01:45:21,292
I didn't have to, but one
or two chose to do that.
2075
01:45:21,458 --> 01:45:23,875
One day,
when the tonguing is done
2076
01:45:24,000 --> 01:45:26,375
We'll take our leave and go
2077
01:45:26,500 --> 01:45:28,500
No line was cut,
no whale was freed
2078
01:45:28,708 --> 01:45:32,208
These songs were just evolved
by ordinary people,
2079
01:45:32,333 --> 01:45:35,083
and so, people can still
relate to them now,
2080
01:45:35,208 --> 01:45:37,292
you know,
they are the people's songs.
2081
01:45:37,417 --> 01:45:39,083
And we're the people
championing them.
2082
01:45:39,208 --> 01:45:41,625
To bring
us sugar and tea and rum
2083
01:45:41,750 --> 01:45:43,750
One day,
when the tonguing is done
2084
01:45:43,875 --> 01:45:46,625
We'll take our leave and go
2085
01:45:46,917 --> 01:45:48,917
-It's very muddy out there.
-It did look muddy.
2086
01:45:49,042 --> 01:45:50,083
It's not so bad, though,
is it?
2087
01:45:50,208 --> 01:45:51,500
There's nothing like
the real thing now, is there?
2088
01:45:51,625 --> 01:45:52,625
Boats were lost
2089
01:45:52,750 --> 01:45:53,792
There were only four
2090
01:45:53,917 --> 01:45:56,500
But still that whale
did go, ho!
2091
01:45:56,625 --> 01:45:58,875
Soon may the Wellerman come
2092
01:45:59,000 --> 01:46:01,625
Wake up and smell the bacon.
2093
01:46:02,125 --> 01:46:03,625
It's the Fisherman's Friends.
2094
01:46:04,042 --> 01:46:06,292
Take our leave and go
2095
01:46:06,417 --> 01:46:08,833
For 40 days or even more
2096
01:46:08,958 --> 01:46:10,750
The line went slack
then tight once more
2097
01:46:10,875 --> 01:46:12,917
Cornish flags. Very important.
2098
01:46:13,042 --> 01:46:14,375
"One and all", Cornish motto.
2099
01:46:14,500 --> 01:46:16,583
Still that whale did go, ho!
2100
01:46:16,708 --> 01:46:18,833
Soon may the Wellerman come
2101
01:46:18,958 --> 01:46:21,583
To bring us sugar
and tea and rum
2102
01:46:21,708 --> 01:46:22,750
One day,
when the tonguing is done
2103
01:46:22,875 --> 01:46:24,625
Yeah, very important,
Cornish flags.
2104
01:46:24,750 --> 01:46:26,333
Makes us feel as though
we're at home.
2105
01:46:26,458 --> 01:46:27,708
As far as I've heard
2106
01:46:27,833 --> 01:46:28,875
The fight's still on
2107
01:46:29,000 --> 01:46:31,417
The line's not cut,
the whale's not gone
2108
01:46:31,542 --> 01:46:33,500
The Wellerman
makes his regular call
2109
01:46:33,625 --> 01:46:35,708
We're feeling up for it,
aren't we? Come on, boys.
2110
01:46:36,500 --> 01:46:38,875
Soon may the Wellerman come
2111
01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:41,583
To bring us sugar
and tea and rum
2112
01:46:41,708 --> 01:46:43,792
One day,
when the tonguing is done
2113
01:46:43,917 --> 01:46:46,333
We'll take our leave and go
2114
01:46:46,458 --> 01:46:49,208
Soon may the Wellerman come...
2115
01:46:49,333 --> 01:46:50,250
Here we go, guys.
2116
01:46:50,375 --> 01:46:51,625
To bring us sugar
and tea and rum
2117
01:46:51,750 --> 01:46:53,917
One day,
when the tonguing is done
2118
01:46:54,042 --> 01:46:56,500
We'll take our leave and go
2119
01:46:59,417 --> 01:47:00,417
What shall we do
2120
01:47:00,542 --> 01:47:01,583
With a drunken sailor?
2121
01:47:01,708 --> 01:47:04,125
What shall we do
with a drunken sailor?
2122
01:47:04,250 --> 01:47:06,292
What shall we do
with a drunken sailor?
2123
01:47:06,417 --> 01:47:08,583
Early in the morning!
2124
01:47:08,708 --> 01:47:10,875
Hooray, and up she rises
2125
01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:13,125
Hooray, and up she rises
2126
01:47:13,250 --> 01:47:15,500
Hooray, and up she rises
2127
01:47:15,625 --> 01:47:17,708
Early in the morning!
2128
01:47:17,833 --> 01:47:19,875
Have you seen
the captain's daughter?
2129
01:47:20,000 --> 01:47:22,125
Have you seen
the captain's daughter?
2130
01:47:22,250 --> 01:47:24,500
Have you seen
the captain's daughter?
2131
01:47:24,625 --> 01:47:26,583
Early in the morning!
2132
01:47:26,708 --> 01:47:29,083
Hooray, and up she rises
2133
01:47:29,208 --> 01:47:31,208
Hooray, and up she rises
2134
01:47:31,333 --> 01:47:33,417
Hooray, and up she rises
2135
01:47:33,542 --> 01:47:38,000
Early in the morning!
2136
01:47:38,125 --> 01:47:41,792
Keel-haul him, keel-haul him
2137
01:47:41,917 --> 01:47:44,958
Keel-haul him, keel-haul him
2138
01:47:45,125 --> 01:47:47,750
Keel-haul him, keel-haul him
2139
01:47:47,875 --> 01:47:50,333
Early in the morning!
2140
01:47:50,458 --> 01:47:52,833
Hooray, and up she rises
2141
01:47:52,958 --> 01:47:55,333
Hooray, and up she rises
2142
01:47:55,458 --> 01:47:58,292
Hooray, and up she rises
2143
01:47:58,417 --> 01:48:03,333
Early in the morning!
2144
01:48:12,833 --> 01:48:16,833
There was a time when Cornish
men were always underground
2145
01:48:16,958 --> 01:48:18,708
Our techniques
and technologies
2146
01:48:18,833 --> 01:48:20,750
Were known the world around
2147
01:48:20,875 --> 01:48:22,625
But when the mines
were sleeping
2148
01:48:22,750 --> 01:48:24,583
There was hardship,
there was strife
2149
01:48:24,708 --> 01:48:28,500
And we had to travel overseas
to find a better life
2150
01:48:28,625 --> 01:48:32,833
On the shore
2151
01:48:32,958 --> 01:48:36,125
True love will wait
for evermore
2152
01:48:36,750 --> 01:48:38,792
So here's to tomorrow
2153
01:48:38,917 --> 01:48:40,875
Whatever's gone before
2154
01:48:41,000 --> 01:48:44,083
Cornwall lies waiting
on the shore
2155
01:48:44,208 --> 01:48:46,750
Oh, this is not a song
for sadness
2156
01:48:46,875 --> 01:48:48,833
Though that's the way it seems
2157
01:48:48,958 --> 01:48:50,875
We'll always have
our roots, boys
2158
01:48:51,000 --> 01:48:53,042
We'll always have our dreams
2159
01:48:53,833 --> 01:48:56,083
In every corner of the world
2160
01:48:56,208 --> 01:48:58,583
You'll always hear the call
2161
01:48:58,708 --> 01:49:01,500
Get on, boy, with our song
2162
01:49:01,625 --> 01:49:03,583
On with her, one and all
2163
01:49:03,708 --> 01:49:07,833
On the shore
2164
01:49:08,000 --> 01:49:11,583
Your true love will wait
for evermore
2165
01:49:11,708 --> 01:49:13,875
So here's to tomorrow
2166
01:49:14,000 --> 01:49:16,083
Whatever's gone before
2167
01:49:16,208 --> 01:49:19,500
Cornwall lies waiting
on the shore
2168
01:49:19,625 --> 01:49:24,000
On the shore
2169
01:49:24,125 --> 01:49:27,708
Your true love will wait
for evermore
2170
01:49:27,833 --> 01:49:29,833
So here's to tomorrow
2171
01:49:29,958 --> 01:49:32,000
Whatever's gone before
2172
01:49:32,125 --> 01:49:35,500
Cornwall lies waiting
on the shore
2173
01:49:35,625 --> 01:49:39,375
Oh, Cornwall lies waiting
on the shore
2174
01:49:39,500 --> 01:49:45,958
Oh, Cornwall lies waiting
on the shore
2175
01:49:53,708 --> 01:49:56,708
Down, down and down he dived
2176
01:49:56,833 --> 01:49:59,708
John in the barrel
went over the side
2177
01:49:59,833 --> 01:50:02,625
Will he ever
come back up alive?
2178
01:50:02,750 --> 01:50:05,583
Haul him up for air, boys
2179
01:50:05,708 --> 01:50:08,583
Down, down and down he dived
2180
01:50:08,708 --> 01:50:11,500
John in the barrel
went over the side
2181
01:50:11,625 --> 01:50:14,500
Hold your breath
and enjoy the ride
2182
01:50:14,625 --> 01:50:19,000
You're gonna be
a millionaire, boy
2183
01:50:21,125 --> 01:50:24,833
Seventeen children
make you poor
2184
01:50:26,833 --> 01:50:30,833
The price of wool
right through the floor
2185
01:50:33,000 --> 01:50:36,708
Plenty of money to be made
2186
01:50:38,917 --> 01:50:44,000
Sixty feet below the waves
2187
01:50:44,125 --> 01:50:47,083
Down, down and down he dived
2188
01:50:47,208 --> 01:50:49,917
John in the barrel
went over the side
2189
01:50:50,042 --> 01:50:53,000
Will he ever
come back up alive?
2190
01:50:53,125 --> 01:50:55,875
Haul him up for air, boys
2191
01:50:56,000 --> 01:50:58,875
Down, down and down he dived
2192
01:50:59,000 --> 01:51:01,833
John in the barrel
went over the side
2193
01:51:01,958 --> 01:51:04,708
Hold your breath
and enjoy the ride
2194
01:51:04,833 --> 01:51:09,458
You're gonna be
a millionaire, boy
2195
01:51:11,542 --> 01:51:15,833
Viking blood
and nerves of steel
2196
01:51:17,042 --> 01:51:21,208
How close to heaven
do you feel?
2197
01:51:23,333 --> 01:51:26,917
Many stories he could tell
2198
01:51:34,500 --> 01:51:37,375
Down, down and down he dived
2199
01:51:37,500 --> 01:51:40,333
John in the barrel
went over the side
2200
01:51:40,458 --> 01:51:43,292
Hold your breath
and enjoy the ride
2201
01:51:43,417 --> 01:51:48,042
You're gonna be
a millionaire, boy