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♪ More, more, more ♪
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♪ How do you like it?
How do you like it? ♪
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♪ More, more, more ♪
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♪ How do you like it? ♪
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[Sky] When Skylar
was first born,
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I held her in my hands,
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I said, "This is me
all over again."
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You want me to massage
your booty again?
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♪ How do you like your love ♪
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[Gabriella] My mom is my idol.
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I literally have an entire
poster of her in my room.
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Cheers.
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Whoo, whoo, go! Go, girl.
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[Brittani] I love my mom
more than anything
in this whole universe.
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-[licks]
-[chuckles]
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[Sunnie] Could you save
some extra blood
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of me and my mom's?
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[nurse] Uh...
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I want us to have little vials
of each other's blood,
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and put it in jewelry
as, like, a keepsake.
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Sounds great.
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-I'm about to clean my ears.
-[India] Hey, give me.
I'll do it for you.
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[Trevor] All right.
Thank you.
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I'm Trevor,
and this is my mom, India.
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My wife has a tough time
accepting my relationship
with my mom
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because she's not my mom.
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I'm his mother-in-law.
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My husband and my mom
have the most disgusting
relationship.
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Do you get on top of him?
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[Brittani] She loves
details of my sex life.
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Why is that?
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Well, I'm your mother.
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When I smell her underwears,
it smells just like candy.
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[Sunnie]
Scott is my boyfriend.
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He is amazing.
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I a 100% believe that
Sunnie's mom has seen
her vagina more than me.
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Imagine growing up,
and your mom being
Miss Connecticut USA.
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Those were some shoes to fill.
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Hi.
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We practice every single day.
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Up.
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You are a flamingo. Yes!
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I doesn't have
to be a big bash.
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Just some close
family and friends.
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My mom has her heart set
on throwing her birthday party
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at a funeral home.
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I could jump
out of the coffin.
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This is so messed up.
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[Sky] When Skylar
showed me that she had
the same talent as me,
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I said, "Forget it.
This is my next Beyonce."
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My mom does
pressure me a lot.
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I'm gonna embarrass you
even more
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if you don't do
what you're supposed
to be doing.
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-Hi, baby.
-[TJ] Hey.
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[Brittani] How are you?
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My mom has cameras
all around her house
in every room.
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What the heck are you doing?
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I don't think I will marry TJ,
I know I'm going to marry TJ.
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[sighs]
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What is the problem, DeLeesa?
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Either she goes,
or y'all both can go.
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I just feel like
something's up with her.
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Ask her.
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I'm gonna say, "Hey, Mom,
are you dying?"
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I'm not gonna allow her
to be with somebody
who can't support her.
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What about the pageant?
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You're not going anywhere.
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My mom does not know
that Scott and I are
moving in together.
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[sighs] Um...
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-I'm the mother,
you're the children...
-We don't care.
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...I'm still the boss.
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I lost everything
to freaking come down here!
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[Eva] I swear...
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Are you...
Mom, are you serious?
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[crying]
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This is my mother,
this is my best friend
before I met you.
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-[crying]
-[Mary] It's all right.
It's okay.
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[Brittani] I can't replace
my mother.
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♪ How do like your love ♪
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♪ When it fits your heart
Just post a move ♪
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♪ The calling comes back
Feeling comes with... ♪
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[Gabriella] All right,
let's do it.
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-Ready.
-Let's go.
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The celery juice
heals the body.
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But when we bathe in it,
it takes it to a new level.
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♪ You know that
I've been under ♪
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♪ The pressure
Retro Shimmy ♪
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[Catherine] Look how nice.
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I am Gabriella,
I am 23 years old,
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I live Clinton, Connecticut,
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and this is my mon.
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I'm Catherine,
I am...
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Do I have to say my age?
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I'll say 35.
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I'll say 39.
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Yes!
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Sure.
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[Catherine] I really love
to have the leaves around me.
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[Gabriella] That'll do it.
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I would say we have
a best friend relationship
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because we always hang out.
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But she's definitely my mom
because she packs my lunches,
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she does my laundry,
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-and she makes my bed.
-[Catherine] Mm-hmm.
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I've always lived at home,
I never went away to college,
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I never went to college.
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-I've always been here,
with my mom.
-Mm-hmm.
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And I love it.
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I love her being with me,
every single minute.
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-[gasps]
-Oh, it's beautiful.
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-Oh, well, it came
out a little bit.
-Ah!
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-That's all right. Oh,
and it smells divine.
-[Gabriella] Mm-hmm.
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My mom has such a love for me
that she genuinely misses me
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-after only a couple hours.
-I do.
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Gabriella is a cosmetologist.
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I'm an inspirational
author, writer.
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So, we designed
our work schedules
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to have the same time off,
so we can be together.
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Close your eyes.
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Imagine all negativity
is released,
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and imagine everything
that you desire,
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and it will be.
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Twice a week, we take
celery baths together.
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Hmm.
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It releases all of the stress.
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-It's beautiful for our skin.
-I mean, when we're in
the soak, we're one.
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-We--
-And we could think as one.
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I'll stir it.
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Yes, stir the tub.
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Stir the tub.
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[Gabriella] The celery
tastes so good
after you dip it.
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[Catherine] Hmm.
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It's like tasting
the essence of us.
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I feel like it bonds us
even more
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because I think my wisdom
gets carried to Gabriella
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and her innocence and youth
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comes right on to me.
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♪ Woman of star
Now, I call your name ♪
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You know how you can
kind of just look inside
someone's soul
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and just have that connection?
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We had that from the day
she was born.
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Even more than
my other two daughters,
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there was just something
so heavenly.
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She was like an angel.
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-[chuckles]
-And the first thing
that we did...
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[Gabriella] My mom and I have
always worn matching outfits.
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It's just one of our things.
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♪ We're looking fire ♪
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[Gabriella] Matching...
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♪ We're feeling cute ♪
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...bougie...
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♪ We got that little red dress
High heels... ♪
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[Gabriella] ...over the top.
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Doing it all together.
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-[chuckles]
-Thank you.
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My mom is my idol.
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Like, I literally have
an entire poster blown up
of her in my room.
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I mean,
she's Miss Connecticut USA.
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Imagine growing up,
and your mom being
Miss Connecticut USA.
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Those were some shoes to fill.
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[Catherine] You can see me
in my Miss Connecticut
crown and sash any day.
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Do you want me to crown you?
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-I'm gonna crown you.
-Sure, go ahead.
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We practice all the time.
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We keep the crown
and sash right here.
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This is gonna be
a moment. Okay.
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Here we go.
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[Gabriella exclaims] Hold it.
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I mean, this is the moment.
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Sash.
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Now we take a picture.
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I'll sit next to you because
you are Miss Connecticut USA.
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And when I win,
she's gonna come up on stage
with her crown and sash.
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Yes, I'll be bringing it
with me to the pageant.
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-Oh, she brings it every year.
-Yes, I do.
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Let's talk pageant.
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All right, let's talk pageant.
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So much could go wrong.
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-[softly] No.
-[Gabriella] I mean, [sighs]
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I'm really worried about
starting my period.
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'Cause I get so bloated...
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-I know.
-...it looks like
I'm six months pregnant.
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-I know.
-[Gabriella] But...
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I guess we'll have
to wait and see.
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Nothing's gonna go wrong.
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That's why we're doing
the celery soak.
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Is it good for my coochie?
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It's good for the coochie.
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-All right.
-[Catherine] It's good
for everything.
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-It's gonna keep it fresh.
-Fabulous.
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[Catherine laughs]
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There are, like, deodorants
for real dirties.
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Deodorants?
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Yes! It's called a douche.
[laughs]
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Douche? [laughs]
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What?
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Yes!
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I've never heard of putting
a douche on my coochie.
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[both giggling]
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Of course, you haven't.
You're my daughter.
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The celery helps everything,
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and then you don't
need no douche.
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[laughs]
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[audience cheering]
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[Gabriella] I have been
competing in pageants
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for four years now,
and they are my entire life.
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Well, they're, like,
both of our lives.
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-Both of our lives.
-We're obsessed with, like,
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-every single aspect
of pageantry.
-Mm-hmm.
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Watch me and then follow
exactly what I do.
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-Okay.
-Remember, leg up, up...
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If we're not visiting
the pageants in person,
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we're streaming them
over the television.
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We're preparing
for the pageants.
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I want that leg up.
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Yes, up, up, up.
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Exaggerate it more. Up. Up.
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We practice every single day.
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And we will stop at nothing
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because the Miss Connecticut
USA pageant is only
three weeks away,
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and I have to be perfect.
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Yes.
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Perform nice.
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We've dreamt about it
for so many years.
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I know she's worked so hard,
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and we would both
be devastated if she didn't
take home the crown.
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Mm-hmm.
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Imagine the Miss USA crown
on your head.
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[Gabriella] I mean, for us,
it's not just a pageant,
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it's a legacy.
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And I wanna be able
to carry on my mom's legacy...
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and not only win
the title for myself,
but win it for her.
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[Catherine] Yes.
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[Gabriella]
And in the last four years
I've competed at this pageant,
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the highest I've placed
is fourth runner-up.
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So, like, if I don't take home
the crown this year...
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it's all for nothing.
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♪ Ooh, yeah! ♪
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[Cristina] This looks so cute.
The colors are perfect.
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-Oh, my God.
-I had to get
the zebra in there.
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[Cristina] I wish
this was my party.
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-Right? We should be
having an adult party.
-I know.
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[Cristina] It looks great,
I love it.
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♪ You're all grown up now ♪
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♪ Daddy's girl ♪
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♪ Going to the fire
In the real world ♪
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♪ Real world ♪
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♪ I cannot wait... ♪
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About time you get here.
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-[Kathy] Sorry. I'm busy.
-I mean that
you're taking forever.
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♪ She's not a daddy's girl ♪
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[laughs]
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[Cristina] That's all right,
I got it, yeah.
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[Kathy] My stack of presents
isn't working so good.
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Wait, I gotta...
Oh, no!
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-What?
-[Kathy] No!
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[Cristina] Oh, my God.
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What did you buy her?
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[Kathy] See,
you made me all aggravated.
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Pick that one up.
They gotta be in order.
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I'm Cristina,
I'm 38 years old
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and from Chicago.
This is my mom.
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Kathy here.
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How old am I? 63.
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No, I'm 64 years old.
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You don't even know
how old you are.
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Turning 65 is gonna be rough.
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What the hell is this?
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[Kathy] Her presents.
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Thought she asked you
for a pair of some skates.
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[Kathy] Look at this mess now.
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[Cristina] Here,
this is gotta go over there.
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Yeah, but there's supposed
to be two... We're missing
the bottom.
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Well, can't you just
do it like that?
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You're only old
if you think old and act old.
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You're driving a 'Vette,
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we're in five-inch heels,
a three-inch miniskirt.
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Why would you drive
to my house for the party?
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I had 24 presents.
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You could've walked over
with a cart
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-and pushed 'em--
-Why would I walk over?
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[laughs]
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But you don't.
Do you walk to my house?
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-Sometimes.
-No, you don't.
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-Yeah, I have.
-No, you don't.
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I have.
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It looks cute. She'll love it.
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-[Kathy] Sure.
-We really don't have time
to worry about her presents.
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[Kathy] What do you mean,
we don't time to worry
about this?
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I've been doing this
all morning.
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[Cristina] We live four houses
away from each other.
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I mean, it's not close enough,
but it'll do.
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00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:34,367
But the funny thing is, like,
whenever my neighbors
are cooking or grilling,
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I feel like
my mom is coming over,
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because she always
smells like food.
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What do you mean,
I smell like food?
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I spend a lot of money
on perfume,
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I don't wanna smell like food.
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I don't smell your perfume.
300
00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:46,266
You guys have said
forever that I smell
like a cheeseburger.
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-I like, it really...
-You do, you smell--
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-...starting to get
insulted by this.
-You smell like a grill.
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[sniffs]
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-I smell like a grill.
-Okay, not right now.
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Right now, she smells good.
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But usually,
she smells like a grill.
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-[upbeat music playing]
-[woman] Woo!
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[Cristina]
We are together every day.
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To me, it's weird not to live
close to your mother.
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My mom and I,
bond together
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is definitely the strongest
bond I have with anybody.
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Kind of stronger
than my husband.
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When we got married, right,
for life, you and me,
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not you, me and your mother.
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00:12:18,934 --> 00:12:20,467
-My mom is not the problem.
-Okay.
316
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Stop saying
my mom is the problem.
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We go everywhere together,
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and, in fact, when we're not
together and we're somewhere,
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people are asking, "Where--"
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Yeah, what's wrong,
or yeah--
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Like, "Where's you mom?
Why isn't she there?
Where's your daughter?"
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[Kathy] Where am I
putting this?
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-I think
what we have is normal.
-[Cristina] I agree.
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But other people
don't think it's normal.
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Other people think
we're over the top.
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Do you have a gift table?
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[Cristina] No.
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[Kathy] What do you mean, no?
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[Cristina]
Well, 'cause I thought
once the kids came
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and all took their drinks,
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[clears throat] then we could
use this over here.
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[Kathy] Well, I'm gonna
put it right here.
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[Cristina] For my mom and I,
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planning parties
is our tradition together.
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I wouldn't plan a party
without her,
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she wouldn't plan a party
without me.
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We probably have
somewhere between
10 to 15 parties a year.
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We don't really do
anything small.
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And there's been times
when we've said,
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"We gotta stop.
This is now out of control."
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00:13:06,433 --> 00:13:08,166
But we don't stop.
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00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:10,567
Okay, so everyone
has a towel close by.
343
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Put it down
on the ground. Cool?
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Today is my youngest daughter
Cia's seventh birthday,
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and we as usual have gone
completely over the top.
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All right, everybody,
foam party.
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[all] One, two, three. Go!
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[children screaming]
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♪ Do you wanna dance with me ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Do you wanna dance with me ♪
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[Cristina] Wow!
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My mom and I
are always planning a party.
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And now that my mom
is gonna be turning 65,
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she has her heart set
on throwing her birthday party
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at a funeral home.
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I wanna do this
for your funeral.
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-For my funeral?
-I think we should
have a foam funeral.
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[Kathy] No!
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I'm throwing myself a living
funeral birthday party.
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00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:08,066
So, here's how this whole
funeral party came about.
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I had told my mom
that when she does pass away,
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I would like to decorate
the funeral home
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and all the holidays
in honor of her.
365
00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:19,367
And then I thought,
"She can't decorate
this party without me.
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We do every party together.
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00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:23,767
This is gonna be the most
important party of my life,
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00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:25,066
the last ones.
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I wanna see what it's about,
and I wanna be a part of it."
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00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,467
[children screaming]
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00:14:29,467 --> 00:14:31,667
[Kathy] I'm trying to get
the effect of everything.
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You know, what it would be
like to be at my funeral,
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but yet not sad that I'm dead,
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00:14:35,266 --> 00:14:37,867
but, you know, say some
nice things about me
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00:14:37,867 --> 00:14:39,867
or maybe not so nice
things about me,
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00:14:39,867 --> 00:14:41,667
and just have fun with it.
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00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:44,767
I think it's a completely
different idea and...
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00:14:44,767 --> 00:14:47,367
I'm, uh, kinda anxious
to see how it goes.
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00:14:47,433 --> 00:14:48,166
[children screaming]
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00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:49,467
-[Carly] Hey.
-[Cristina] Hey.
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00:14:49,467 --> 00:14:50,667
-[Kathy] How cute is this?
-[Cristina] What's up?
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00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:52,066
[Carly] Looks so cute.
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00:14:52,066 --> 00:14:54,967
I was just telling Mom,
"Maybe you should have
a foam funeral."
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00:14:54,967 --> 00:14:56,266
-No.
-[Cristina]
Foam party funeral.
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00:14:56,266 --> 00:14:57,567
I don't want a foam funeral.
386
00:14:57,634 --> 00:14:59,367
Are we still talking
about this?
387
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:00,367
-Yeah.
-[Kathy] Yes!
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00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,000
What is the problem?
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00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,767
I just wanna get this
planned and over with,
390
00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:06,100
and I wanna have, like,
a mock funeral.
391
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:09,367
-A funeral birthday party?
-[Kathy] Right.
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00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:13,266
I wanna make sure you guys
go... Don't go off the beaten
path when I die, and do
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00:15:13,266 --> 00:15:15,166
-something traditional.
-[Cristina] She said
she doesn't trust us.
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00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,967
[Kathy] And we could get a bar
and have a bartender,
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00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:19,667
and I could pop out
of the coffin.
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00:15:19,734 --> 00:15:21,767
-Okay, but-- No, no!
-Oh, you're gonna pop
out of the coffin?
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00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:23,233
I'm completely against her
doing that.
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00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,667
Only my mom and sister
would plan
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00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:31,667
a birthday party/funeral.
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00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:34,367
Only them. I don't know
anybody else that would
do that
401
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,567
and think that that's normal.
402
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,266
'Cause it's not.
And they think it's funny,
403
00:15:37,266 --> 00:15:39,667
which I don't think
it's so funny.
404
00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,667
[Carlo] Wow,
look at this chaos.
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00:15:41,667 --> 00:15:44,467
-Ah, can you believe this?
-[Cristina] Hey, babe, wait.
One second.
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00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:45,667
[Carlo] Where am I
putting these?
407
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:47,100
-On this table.
-[Cristina] Right
on this table.
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00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:48,166
[Carlo] Okay.
409
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:50,166
[Kathy] Should I have pizza
at my funeral?
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00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:51,266
[Carlo] What?
411
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,266
Again with this?
412
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,767
You know, I think
that funeral party
is the craziest thing.
413
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,000
I mean, it's just nuts.
414
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,166
Like, who talks
about this stuff. Like--
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00:16:01,233 --> 00:16:03,266
There's actually a movie
about somebody that did this.
416
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:07,467
It's not for me. I don't...
I would not plan a party
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00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,667
about my death.
418
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,033
That's just me.
419
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,367
-Sorry.
-Well, that's 'cause
I'm more fun than you.
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00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:15,967
Maybe you are,
but at the same time,
it's sick.
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00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:18,867
-[Cristina] All right.
-[Kathy] All right, one...
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00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:21,100
[both] Two, three.
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00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,867
[all cheering]
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00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:24,266
[Kathy] Make a wish!
425
00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:26,066
[all cheering]
426
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,066
This is one thing
that's inevitably
gonna happen.
427
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:33,166
Well, is this why you wanna
have a living funeral party?
428
00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:35,767
No. This is not why.
429
00:16:35,834 --> 00:16:36,967
Do you want me
to tell you why?
430
00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:38,634
I wasn't even
gonna tell you why.
431
00:16:39,767 --> 00:16:42,166
My grandmother died
at 68 years old.
432
00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:43,166
Yeah?
433
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:45,767
Then my mother died
at 68 years old.
434
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:46,967
-Did she?
-Yes.
435
00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:48,367
And now, that I'm...
436
00:16:48,433 --> 00:16:49,867
I'm thinking,
"Oh, I'm turning 65."
437
00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:52,567
And I'm thinking, "Wow,
what if it's a thing?"
438
00:16:52,634 --> 00:16:55,066
Great! Now you told me that.
439
00:16:55,066 --> 00:16:57,266
Now I'm gonna be worried
about you dying at 68
440
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,767
and me dying at 68.
441
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,567
Right. And I thought
the same thing.
442
00:17:00,634 --> 00:17:01,867
-So, I thought...
-[Cristina scoffs]
443
00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:04,100
...this might be the time
to throw the party
444
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,667
because who knows
if I'll make it.
445
00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:06,967
Maybe I'll die at 68.
446
00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:08,667
Probably shouldn't have
told me this.
447
00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,033
Oh, my God.
448
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,767
[Sunnie] I'm ready
for my vajacial.
449
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,367
[Eva laughs] Your vajacial?
450
00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:21,367
A vajacial is a facial
for your vagina.
451
00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:25,567
[Eva] You have a lot
of ingrown hair I need
to take care of.
452
00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:31,533
Sunnie's vagina
is the most beautiful vagina
I have ever seen.
453
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:41,100
[Eva] You ready?
454
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,867
[Sunnie] I'm ready
for my vajacial.
455
00:17:42,867 --> 00:17:44,767
[Eva laughs]
Your vajacial?
456
00:17:44,767 --> 00:17:47,266
[Sunnie] My vagina is ready.
457
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,467
Skin is skin,
458
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:52,066
whether it's your lips up here
or your lips down there.
459
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:54,066
You should take care
of yourself.
460
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:59,767
You just put your knees down
and get comfortable.
461
00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:02,266
[Sunnie] But when it comes
to my vagina,
462
00:18:02,266 --> 00:18:05,467
it has to be, like,
my mom has to do it.
463
00:18:05,467 --> 00:18:12,266
Sunnie's vagina is
the most beautiful vagina
I have ever seen.
464
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,133
I get it from my mama!
465
00:18:27,967 --> 00:18:28,867
Does this help?
466
00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:30,567
Yeah, it feels great.
467
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,667
Yes.
468
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,867
I'm Sunnie.
I live in Houston, Texas.
469
00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:36,567
I'm 36 years old,
and this is my mom, Eva.
470
00:18:36,634 --> 00:18:39,266
And this is my Sunnie bunny,
my daughter.
471
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,467
[chuckling]
I love her so much.
472
00:18:42,467 --> 00:18:46,967
You have a lot of ingrown hair
I need to take care of.
473
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,667
[Sunnie] My mom and I are
both in the med spa field,
474
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:53,367
so we're always doing
treatments on each other.
475
00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:54,767
[Eva] Relax.
476
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:58,000
[Sunnie] We pluck
each other's nose hairs,
nipple hairs,
477
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:02,066
Brazilian waxes,
anal bleaching.
478
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,266
Thank you, Mom.
479
00:19:03,266 --> 00:19:05,567
You give the best vajacials.
480
00:19:05,567 --> 00:19:08,867
And today, my mom
is giving me a vajacial...
481
00:19:08,934 --> 00:19:10,567
[screams and laughs]
482
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,533
...which is a facial
for your vagina.
483
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:16,867
Do you see that one, Mom?
484
00:19:16,867 --> 00:19:18,367
-[Eva] Yeah.
-That big ingrown hair?
485
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:19,767
-[Eva] This one?
-Yeah.
486
00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:21,834
Okay.
487
00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:24,266
[Sunnie hissing in pain]
488
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:26,066
-[Eva] I'm sorry.
-It's okay.
489
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,934
-[Eva] It's gonna hurt you.
-I love you for this.
490
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:33,767
I think that our friends
and family think
491
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:36,767
that giving each other
vajacials is weird.
492
00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:37,767
What's wrong with it?
493
00:19:37,834 --> 00:19:40,266
It's not even
their own... [stammering]
494
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,166
It's not their business.
495
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:44,967
If they actually knew
how pretty your vagina
looks afterwards,
496
00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:47,533
everyone would be coming here
and getting vajacials.
497
00:19:49,367 --> 00:19:50,567
[Eva] Are you okay?
498
00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:53,667
Yeah, the energy in this
office is, like, kinda off.
499
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,734
[Eva] All right.
500
00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:56,433
[Sunnie] Hold on, I have
my little crystal in here.
501
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,667
Okay, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna use my crystal.
502
00:19:59,667 --> 00:20:02,867
[Eva] Okay, use your crystal.
Just relax.
503
00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:04,033
[Sunnie] I love you.
504
00:20:05,266 --> 00:20:11,066
My mom is literally
one of the most caring people,
505
00:20:11,066 --> 00:20:12,266
like, you could ever meet.
506
00:20:12,266 --> 00:20:14,367
She's a mom of four.
507
00:20:14,433 --> 00:20:16,066
Don't worry,
you are my favorite,
508
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:17,266
and you will be my favorite.
509
00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:19,667
-Always and forever.
-I promise.
510
00:20:19,667 --> 00:20:21,100
-[laughs]
-Okay?
511
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,967
And God is the witness.
512
00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:27,266
I'm originally from Iraq.
513
00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:29,166
[Sunnie]
And she raised us Muslim.
514
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:33,266
And, really, Sunnie,
she did embrace
that tradition.
515
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,066
How is your crystal?
516
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:35,967
It helps, right?
517
00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:37,433
Yeah, it does.
518
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:41,467
And I'm the only one
from my siblings
519
00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:43,967
that actually does pray
with my mom everyday.
520
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:46,867
-[Eva] Take deep breath.
We gotta pray, okay?
-Okay.
521
00:20:46,867 --> 00:20:50,066
I think that that makes
my mom and I's connection
522
00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:51,667
just so much stronger.
523
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,166
Yeah, that is true.
524
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:56,367
[Sunnie] Oh, no. Oh--
525
00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:57,767
[Eva] I'm so sorry, okay?
526
00:20:57,767 --> 00:21:00,467
Ow! Mom, what the...
That hurts.
527
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:05,667
[laughing] Do not pluck
my skin.
528
00:21:09,266 --> 00:21:10,367
[speaking in foreign language]
529
00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,367
[speaking English]
530
00:21:12,367 --> 00:21:14,367
I have to use a lancet
531
00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:17,166
to get through
all that ingrown hair.
532
00:21:17,233 --> 00:21:19,433
It's just like,
pop it like that.
533
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,667
-[Sunnie] I just need my ring.
-I know.
534
00:21:27,734 --> 00:21:32,266
I started praying
almost three years ago for her
535
00:21:32,266 --> 00:21:34,967
to find a man that she love.
536
00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:36,333
[Sunnie] That prayer worked.
537
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,266
Because I found Scott.
538
00:21:39,266 --> 00:21:43,567
Scott is my boyfriend
and he is amazing,
539
00:21:43,567 --> 00:21:47,100
and we have been together
for almost a year now.
540
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,367
Ooh, look at you.
541
00:21:48,367 --> 00:21:50,166
-Your face looks changed.
-Oh, and look at you.
542
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:52,767
[both laughing]
543
00:21:52,767 --> 00:21:54,567
Please, like, I am your mom
544
00:21:54,634 --> 00:21:57,667
and I just want you to respect
what I'm gonna have to say.
545
00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:00,367
-And I've been
saying this for a long time.
-[sighs]
546
00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:02,333
-[Sunnie] Okay.
-Marriage first.
547
00:22:03,367 --> 00:22:04,867
I mean, I know, Mom,
I wouldn't--
548
00:22:04,934 --> 00:22:08,166
I don't see a ring,
I don't see like, he's like,
549
00:22:08,166 --> 00:22:12,000
what kinda wedding,
what kinda, you know...
550
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,867
[Sunnie] My mom is definitely
more traditional.
551
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,767
As in like,
marriage before sex,
552
00:22:16,767 --> 00:22:18,166
marriage before
living together.
553
00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:21,266
No, no marriage, no vagina.
554
00:22:21,266 --> 00:22:25,066
No one can touch
my Sunnie bunny
without a ring.
555
00:22:25,066 --> 00:22:26,667
You don't have to
live together
556
00:22:26,667 --> 00:22:28,567
to figure it out
if she's the right one
557
00:22:28,567 --> 00:22:29,567
or the wrong one.
558
00:22:29,567 --> 00:22:31,066
If he's not gonna do this,
559
00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:32,667
I'm gonna make you propose
for him.
560
00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:34,367
I can't be the one to propose.
561
00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:35,967
[Eva] I will get him
the ring then.
562
00:22:36,033 --> 00:22:38,867
[Sunnie]
We haven't even celebrated
our one year anniversary.
563
00:22:38,934 --> 00:22:41,166
She's gonna propose for Scott.
564
00:22:41,166 --> 00:22:43,100
-On Scott's behalf. [laughs]
-On his behalf.
565
00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:44,667
I swear.
566
00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,767
Do I need to go
buy a ring myself?
567
00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:47,767
I will do that.
568
00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,567
I will do so, seriously.
569
00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:52,000
It's been too long, you know?
And I'm worried.
570
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,166
What if he want
to get intimate?
571
00:22:54,166 --> 00:22:55,367
Why are you worried?
572
00:22:55,367 --> 00:22:57,667
I am worried
because I am your mother
573
00:22:57,734 --> 00:22:59,467
and I have to protect you,
574
00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:01,266
and you know, please don't--
575
00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:02,767
Don't do that, okay?
576
00:23:02,767 --> 00:23:05,266
You try to change the subject,
I know how you--
577
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:06,367
what you are doing.
578
00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:12,634
My mom does not know that...
579
00:23:13,300 --> 00:23:16,033
about Scott and I. [chuckles]
580
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,567
And I'm hoping that
there will be a ring
on my finger
581
00:23:20,634 --> 00:23:24,367
before the topic
ever comes up again
in conversation.
582
00:23:24,367 --> 00:23:25,433
[laughs]
583
00:23:26,867 --> 00:23:28,066
Oh.
584
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,767
I get what you're saying
585
00:23:30,834 --> 00:23:31,867
-and trust me like...
-[Eva] Mmm-hmm.
586
00:23:31,867 --> 00:23:33,867
...I want to marry Scott.
587
00:23:33,867 --> 00:23:36,266
-But I'm happy right now--
-[Eva] I want you
to marry Scott too.
588
00:23:36,266 --> 00:23:37,266
[Eva] That's what I'm saying.
589
00:23:37,266 --> 00:23:39,667
I also don't wanna
push him away
590
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:41,166
and, like...
591
00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:44,066
we're in a really good place
right now.
592
00:23:44,066 --> 00:23:46,567
You have the same values as me
593
00:23:46,567 --> 00:23:48,367
and now I see you like,
594
00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:52,467
uh, what, backing up
or changing your mind?
595
00:23:52,467 --> 00:23:53,467
I'm just saying,
596
00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:56,000
you're putting a lot
of pressure on him and I.
597
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,734
Well, I better put pressure
until I see the ring.
598
00:24:01,767 --> 00:24:02,867
[Sunnie] It's hard
599
00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:07,867
because I normally tell my mom
literally everything.
600
00:24:07,867 --> 00:24:09,867
And I do wanna marry Scott.
601
00:24:09,867 --> 00:24:13,166
But I think my mom
is being way too pushy
602
00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:14,734
and that is just...
603
00:24:15,867 --> 00:24:17,867
too much for him.
604
00:24:17,867 --> 00:24:19,867
But if I'm honest with her,
605
00:24:19,867 --> 00:24:21,100
she's gonna disown me
606
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:24,767
and tell me that
I'm living in sin and...
607
00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:28,066
When my mom and I have issues,
608
00:24:28,066 --> 00:24:30,667
I-- it's literally
the end of the world.
609
00:24:30,734 --> 00:24:32,667
We have such
a strong connection,
610
00:24:32,734 --> 00:24:34,467
that I just can't,
611
00:24:34,467 --> 00:24:35,467
[sighs]
612
00:24:35,533 --> 00:24:37,667
I can't-- I can't live
a normal life
613
00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:42,567
and like,
have happiness or joy
of any type
614
00:24:42,634 --> 00:24:44,767
when my mom's
disappointed in me.
615
00:24:45,667 --> 00:24:46,734
We'll see, okay?
616
00:24:47,467 --> 00:24:48,867
-That's it?
-Yeah.
617
00:24:48,934 --> 00:24:49,934
Okay.
618
00:24:50,767 --> 00:24:52,567
[Mary] I feel it in my butt,
do you, Britt?
619
00:24:52,567 --> 00:24:54,266
[Brittani] Yes,
I feel it in my butt.
620
00:24:54,266 --> 00:24:55,467
[Mary] Good girl.
621
00:24:55,533 --> 00:24:57,867
My mom
is the most beautiful woman
I've ever met.
622
00:24:57,934 --> 00:25:00,767
Look at her,
she's like an angel on earth.
623
00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,767
[Mary] Lift up higher, higher.
624
00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:05,000
You remind me of a sea worm.
625
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,367
Slimy, but salty.
626
00:25:06,367 --> 00:25:09,934
But at times,
you could be squirmy and fun.
627
00:25:13,166 --> 00:25:15,433
♪ Feelin' so good ♪
628
00:25:18,467 --> 00:25:21,667
♪ Feelin' so,
Feelin' so good ♪
629
00:25:21,734 --> 00:25:23,767
-[slaps]
-Whoo, whoo! Go.
630
00:25:23,767 --> 00:25:25,467
[Brittani grunts]
631
00:25:25,467 --> 00:25:26,867
[Mary] Go, girl.
632
00:25:26,867 --> 00:25:29,166
You gotta pick up your knees.
633
00:25:29,233 --> 00:25:31,266
Pick up your knees.
634
00:25:31,266 --> 00:25:33,867
And it'll tone your butt.
Look, look at my butt.
635
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,367
I'm Mary, I am 59.
636
00:25:37,367 --> 00:25:39,767
I live in Hobe Sound, Florida.
637
00:25:39,767 --> 00:25:43,567
And I'm here
with my beautiful daughter,
Brittani.
638
00:25:43,567 --> 00:25:45,867
I am Brittani,
I'm 23 years old.
639
00:25:45,867 --> 00:25:47,567
And I live
with my best friend, my mom.
640
00:25:47,634 --> 00:25:48,734
Aww.
641
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:50,467
That's so sweet.
642
00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:53,266
♪ Feelin' so,
Feelin' so good ♪
643
00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:57,467
♪ It's time to celebrate ♪
644
00:25:57,533 --> 00:25:58,967
♪ It's time to celebrate ♪
645
00:25:59,033 --> 00:25:59,867
[Mary] See?
646
00:25:59,867 --> 00:26:03,166
Use your cheeks.
It's good for your butt.
647
00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:06,367
My mom
is the most beautiful woman
I've ever met.
648
00:26:06,367 --> 00:26:07,567
I mean, she's literally--
649
00:26:07,567 --> 00:26:10,266
Look at her.
She's like an angel on earth.
650
00:26:10,266 --> 00:26:12,266
She's just so perfect
in my eyes.
651
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:14,667
I mean, every time I see her,
652
00:26:14,734 --> 00:26:16,066
she's just flawless.
653
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,867
That's very sweet.
654
00:26:18,867 --> 00:26:20,667
I mean, it's the truth.
655
00:26:20,734 --> 00:26:21,767
I was gonna say you,
656
00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:23,834
you remind me of a sea worm.
657
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,667
Slimy, but salty.
658
00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:27,867
But at times,
659
00:26:27,934 --> 00:26:30,467
you could be squirmy and fun.
660
00:26:30,533 --> 00:26:31,433
[laughs]
661
00:26:32,166 --> 00:26:33,266
[slurps]
662
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:35,367
[Brittani chuckles]
663
00:26:35,433 --> 00:26:37,867
-[Mary] Whee.
-So I gotta wiggle it?
664
00:26:37,867 --> 00:26:39,033
Wiggle your butt.
665
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:42,867
-This one. Come on.
-[laughs]
666
00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:45,867
[vocalizing] Wiggle it,
just a little bit.
667
00:26:45,867 --> 00:26:48,066
-[groans]
-[Mary] Lift up higher.
668
00:26:48,133 --> 00:26:49,033
Higher.
669
00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:51,667
We've been happy-horsing
in the afternoons
670
00:26:51,667 --> 00:26:53,567
every day for about an hour.
671
00:26:53,567 --> 00:26:55,066
Come on.
672
00:26:55,066 --> 00:26:58,367
Happy-horsing is a sport
that I saw on social media.
673
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:01,166
And I thought it would be
a great form of exercise
674
00:27:01,233 --> 00:27:03,467
since Brittani is really not
into exercising.
675
00:27:03,467 --> 00:27:05,367
-[both laugh]
-[Mary] I feel it in my butt.
676
00:27:05,433 --> 00:27:08,367
-Do you, Britt?
-[Brittani] Yes.
I feel it in my butt.
677
00:27:09,367 --> 00:27:10,934
-[Mary] Oh.
-[laughs]
678
00:27:11,667 --> 00:27:12,667
Let me help you, honey.
679
00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:13,767
[Brittani] It's too high.
680
00:27:13,834 --> 00:27:14,767
It's too high?
681
00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:17,467
-Let go of your horse.
-[both laugh]
682
00:27:17,533 --> 00:27:19,467
All right.
Okay, let me fix it.
683
00:27:19,533 --> 00:27:21,767
Okay, get back over there.
Try it again.
684
00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:24,767
If I could spend
24 hours a day
685
00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:26,166
with my daughter Brittani,
686
00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:29,867
I would spend
every waking moment with her.
687
00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:31,567
♪ You are everything
That I ever need... ♪
688
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,367
-[kisses]
-[both] I love you.
689
00:27:33,433 --> 00:27:35,266
-No, I love you.
-I love you more.
690
00:27:35,266 --> 00:27:37,367
[Mary] Is this not the cutest?
691
00:27:37,433 --> 00:27:39,066
I really don't need
anybody else.
692
00:27:39,066 --> 00:27:41,266
And she's never
going to leave me.
693
00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:43,667
I don't need any best friends
in my life.
694
00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:46,166
All I really need is my mom.
695
00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:49,467
♪ I'm flying high ♪
696
00:27:49,533 --> 00:27:51,367
[Mary] We do so much together.
697
00:27:51,433 --> 00:27:53,867
We get massages together.
698
00:27:53,867 --> 00:27:55,166
-We tan together.
-Plastic--
699
00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:57,567
-We get
plastic surgery together.
-Plastic surgery.
700
00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,166
We shop together.
701
00:27:59,233 --> 00:28:01,367
We get colonics together.
702
00:28:01,367 --> 00:28:03,867
Oh, it hurts.
703
00:28:03,867 --> 00:28:06,100
Just pressure. [grunts]
704
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:09,266
If I needed help
to wash my back,
705
00:28:09,266 --> 00:28:10,467
-shave my legs...
-Yeah.
706
00:28:10,467 --> 00:28:13,367
...or even sh--
shave the girl.
707
00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:14,967
If I couldn't do it,
you would do that.
708
00:28:15,033 --> 00:28:16,367
-I mean,
if you can't reach, yeah.
-Right.
709
00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:17,667
I know you would
do that for me.
710
00:28:17,667 --> 00:28:18,767
-I know you would.
-Of course.
711
00:28:18,834 --> 00:28:19,867
Absolutely.
712
00:28:19,867 --> 00:28:21,567
And I would do the same
for you.
713
00:28:21,567 --> 00:28:22,667
I know you would.
714
00:28:22,667 --> 00:28:24,967
-I'd wipe your ass
if I had to.
-[both chuckle]
715
00:28:25,033 --> 00:28:26,767
[Marty] Let's go in,
let's start dinner.
716
00:28:26,767 --> 00:28:28,166
[Brittani] We're having
meatloaf today, right?
717
00:28:28,233 --> 00:28:29,867
[Mary] Uh, yes, we are.
718
00:28:29,867 --> 00:28:32,367
[Mary] A lot has happened
in the last few years.
719
00:28:32,367 --> 00:28:34,867
Brittani has lost
a lot of weight.
720
00:28:34,867 --> 00:28:37,367
[Brittani]
I've lost over like,
50 pounds.
721
00:28:37,433 --> 00:28:41,066
I feel like I'm more confident
in my body than I used to be.
722
00:28:41,133 --> 00:28:43,100
I'm happy with my arms,
I'm happy with my legs.
723
00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:44,567
I'm happy with my face.
724
00:28:44,567 --> 00:28:46,066
But at the same time,
725
00:28:46,133 --> 00:28:48,467
I feel like
my butt is kind of like,
726
00:28:48,467 --> 00:28:49,867
flat on the top part.
727
00:28:49,867 --> 00:28:51,967
And it looks like I got
no butt.
728
00:28:52,033 --> 00:28:54,867
I think you have a cute,
cute little butt.
729
00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:56,467
-Mom.
-You're so lovable
730
00:28:56,467 --> 00:28:58,767
-and looks squeezable, and...
-[Brittani] Anyway,
731
00:28:58,834 --> 00:29:00,667
...other than that,
at least I know
who I really am
732
00:29:00,734 --> 00:29:02,066
with my sexuality.
733
00:29:02,133 --> 00:29:03,767
I need to tell you something.
734
00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,367
-I'm bisexual.
-What?
735
00:29:07,367 --> 00:29:11,066
When I was 19,
I was thinking I was bisexual.
736
00:29:11,133 --> 00:29:12,467
That's when I came out to her.
737
00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:15,467
But I came to realize
as I got a little bit older
738
00:29:15,467 --> 00:29:16,667
that I'm not really bisexual,
739
00:29:16,734 --> 00:29:18,166
I was bi-curious.
740
00:29:18,166 --> 00:29:20,367
I only like men. [laughs]
741
00:29:20,433 --> 00:29:21,533
And that's who I am.
742
00:29:21,533 --> 00:29:25,867
[Mary] I have seen Brittani
graduate with being an adult
743
00:29:25,867 --> 00:29:26,867
few years now.
744
00:29:26,867 --> 00:29:29,233
I think it was after
the passing of Frank.
745
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:33,467
Frank was diagnosed
with blood cancer.
746
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:35,533
I lost the love of my life.
747
00:29:36,367 --> 00:29:38,166
It was devastating.
748
00:29:38,166 --> 00:29:40,767
[sniffles] Because my world
just was upside--
749
00:29:40,834 --> 00:29:41,967
[sniffles] upside down.
750
00:29:43,667 --> 00:29:45,734
We have so much
that we need to do.
751
00:29:47,266 --> 00:29:51,266
And we're going to try
and do them all.
752
00:29:51,266 --> 00:29:53,667
It happened really fast.
753
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:56,033
In seven months,
he was gone. [sniffles]
754
00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:59,467
Brittani was there
the whole time,
755
00:29:59,467 --> 00:30:01,166
holding my hand.
756
00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:02,767
I had to take care of her.
757
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,266
[Mary] I'm not gonna cook
in a regular pan tonight.
758
00:30:06,266 --> 00:30:08,066
Let's do something
like this, okay?
759
00:30:08,133 --> 00:30:09,266
-Would that be good?
-[Brittani] Yeah. Yeah.
760
00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:11,100
Good. That's what I like.
761
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,834
When Frank passed away,
my mom and I got closer.
762
00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:16,667
We were like glue before,
763
00:30:16,667 --> 00:30:18,967
but now it's like
we can't even be apart
from each other
764
00:30:18,967 --> 00:30:20,367
more than a day.
765
00:30:20,433 --> 00:30:23,266
Yeah, do you want more
garlic powder, onion powder?
766
00:30:23,266 --> 00:30:25,867
Um, actually,
I would like some that tomato
767
00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:27,266
and a little bit more cheese.
768
00:30:27,266 --> 00:30:29,767
Now you have to
kinda like mold it into...
769
00:30:29,767 --> 00:30:31,567
-Like a loaf?
-Yeah. Exactly.
770
00:30:31,567 --> 00:30:34,734
[Mary] Like you're molding
your boyfriend's ass.
771
00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:36,767
Come on.
772
00:30:36,834 --> 00:30:38,767
-Like oh, like ooh, baby.
-You're--
773
00:30:38,767 --> 00:30:40,066
Ooh, get into it.
774
00:30:40,066 --> 00:30:42,367
[Brittani] I have a boyfriend.
His name is TJ.
775
00:30:42,433 --> 00:30:43,567
He's 27 years old
776
00:30:43,567 --> 00:30:45,467
and I met him
through a dating app.
777
00:30:45,467 --> 00:30:47,734
And then spent
two-and-a-half years.
778
00:30:48,367 --> 00:30:49,967
-[Brittani] Hi--
-[Mary] Hi.
779
00:30:50,033 --> 00:30:51,100
What's going on?
780
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:53,100
-[Brittani] Hi, babe.
-What are you doing?
781
00:30:53,100 --> 00:30:55,166
Just got in car,
leaving work and heading
to y'all soon.
782
00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:56,166
What's going on?
783
00:30:56,233 --> 00:30:57,000
Come on, hurry up,
784
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,266
because I got dinner
in the oven.
785
00:30:58,333 --> 00:31:00,467
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
786
00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:02,367
She lost her virginity.
787
00:31:02,367 --> 00:31:03,266
[chuckles softly]
788
00:31:03,266 --> 00:31:04,266
And...
789
00:31:05,266 --> 00:31:07,533
she's having lots of sex.
790
00:31:08,367 --> 00:31:09,266
Lots of sex.
791
00:31:09,266 --> 00:31:10,934
-Oh, my gosh, Mom.
-[chuckles]
792
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,834
Do you get on top of him?
793
00:31:15,367 --> 00:31:17,266
She loves details
of my sex life.
794
00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:19,066
I don't know. Why is that?
795
00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:22,367
Because I'm allowed to.
I'm your mother.
796
00:31:22,433 --> 00:31:23,967
-I know, but--
-I wanna-- I wanna hear.
797
00:31:23,967 --> 00:31:25,367
You're like my best friend,
798
00:31:25,367 --> 00:31:27,667
so I wanna hear
what you have to say.
799
00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:28,767
When we're in
best friend mode,
800
00:31:28,767 --> 00:31:31,266
I wanna hear all details.
801
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,567
Is he in doubt?
802
00:31:35,367 --> 00:31:37,166
-Yes.
-Really?
803
00:31:37,166 --> 00:31:38,667
[Mary] I do like TJ.
804
00:31:38,734 --> 00:31:41,967
I think he's a very handsome,
young man.
805
00:31:41,967 --> 00:31:43,100
He's very romantic.
806
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:45,967
He surprises me with roses
and he gives you roses.
807
00:31:45,967 --> 00:31:46,967
Dead ones.
808
00:31:47,033 --> 00:31:49,066
-Yeah,
but that was one bad dozen.
-Okay.
809
00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:52,567
But do I want her
to settle down with this man?
810
00:31:52,567 --> 00:31:55,100
No. I really don't.
811
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:56,767
I'm glad that you're happy
right now.
812
00:31:56,767 --> 00:31:58,767
But if he's not the one...
813
00:31:58,767 --> 00:32:00,367
I think he is.
814
00:32:00,367 --> 00:32:03,166
[Mary] Since I've known him,
he still lives home with Mom,
815
00:32:03,166 --> 00:32:06,166
and he's gone through
a few jobs.
816
00:32:06,233 --> 00:32:09,000
And he's gonna be
28 years old, so.
817
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,367
There are a lot of
red flags for me.
818
00:32:12,433 --> 00:32:14,066
Well, Britt, you're young.
819
00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:14,967
You're young.
820
00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:16,867
And you're very young, 23.
821
00:32:16,867 --> 00:32:19,367
But I'm happy for myself
and you should be too.
822
00:32:19,367 --> 00:32:21,667
He has to earn it. I'm sorry.
823
00:32:21,667 --> 00:32:22,667
He has to earn it.
824
00:32:22,734 --> 00:32:24,667
How long
does your respect take?
825
00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:25,767
I don't know. I don't know.
826
00:32:25,767 --> 00:32:26,767
I might-- As--
827
00:32:26,767 --> 00:32:29,367
As long as I feel that
he has to earn it.
828
00:32:29,367 --> 00:32:31,467
I'm so afraid
829
00:32:31,467 --> 00:32:34,266
that if I say something
wrong about TJ,
830
00:32:34,266 --> 00:32:35,767
that she'll leave.
831
00:32:35,834 --> 00:32:37,867
And I don't want that
to happen.
832
00:32:37,934 --> 00:32:40,266
But if I find out that
he's doing something wrong,
833
00:32:40,266 --> 00:32:42,367
that's it. It's over.
834
00:32:42,433 --> 00:32:44,433
That's not gonna happen,
not on my clock.
835
00:32:46,166 --> 00:32:47,934
That's just the way
it's gonna be.
836
00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,567
♪ Drippin' in diamonds ♪
837
00:32:53,567 --> 00:32:55,567
♪ Dressed to the nines ♪
838
00:32:55,634 --> 00:32:58,367
-♪ Makin' a headline♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
839
00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:01,266
♪ Drippin' in diamonds ♪
840
00:33:01,266 --> 00:33:03,166
♪ Dressed to the nines ♪
841
00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:05,867
♪ Makin' a headline ♪
842
00:33:05,934 --> 00:33:08,767
[Gabriella]
Outfits are so important
for the pageant.
843
00:33:08,767 --> 00:33:10,734
-They can make or break you.
-Mmm-hmm.
844
00:33:14,867 --> 00:33:16,867
-Me!
-Whoo!
845
00:33:16,934 --> 00:33:18,266
So we take trips to New York
846
00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:20,767
to design my whole
entire wardrobe.
847
00:33:20,767 --> 00:33:22,467
♪ Drippin' in diamonds ♪
848
00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:24,467
♪ Dressed to the nines ♪
849
00:33:24,467 --> 00:33:27,934
[Gabriella speaking]
850
00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,767
-I'm Lauren.
-And I'm Sophia.
851
00:33:30,767 --> 00:33:32,834
And we're known
as "the sisters."
852
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,166
Just collective sisters.
853
00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:36,333
[Sophia] Gab is just Gab.
854
00:33:39,266 --> 00:33:41,667
-Yep.
-She has time to say her name.
855
00:33:41,734 --> 00:33:44,467
[Lauren]
Our lives come second
to what they have to do.
856
00:33:44,533 --> 00:33:45,967
Like going to New York
857
00:33:46,033 --> 00:33:47,967
to consult with her
dress designer.
858
00:33:48,033 --> 00:33:50,433
We were just there to carry
their stupid suitcases.
859
00:33:51,266 --> 00:33:52,166
[Sophia] Our mom,
860
00:33:52,166 --> 00:33:54,867
she thinks that
we're "supporting" Gab
861
00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:56,867
by like, always being there.
862
00:33:57,900 --> 00:34:00,133
[Sophia speaking]
863
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:01,867
Yeah.
864
00:34:01,867 --> 00:34:03,767
♪ Drippin' in diamonds ♪
865
00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:05,467
♪ Dressed to the nines ♪
866
00:34:05,467 --> 00:34:07,934
♪ Makin' a headline ♪
867
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,166
[Catherine] Oh,
look how pretty.
868
00:34:15,233 --> 00:34:17,266
-[Gabriella] I know.
-Oh, my gosh.
869
00:34:17,266 --> 00:34:18,667
-I can't wait.
-[Gabriella] Where is she?
870
00:34:18,734 --> 00:34:20,066
-[Yalenis] Hello.
-[Catherine] Where is she?
871
00:34:20,066 --> 00:34:21,767
-[Yalenis] Here!
-Oh, my gosh.
872
00:34:21,767 --> 00:34:24,266
[Catherine] We've been working
with our designer Yalenis
873
00:34:24,266 --> 00:34:25,567
for several years.
874
00:34:25,567 --> 00:34:27,266
Not only does she design
875
00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:29,467
beautiful outfits
for Gabriella,
876
00:34:29,533 --> 00:34:32,567
but she designs
matching outfits for me.
877
00:34:32,634 --> 00:34:33,667
Gabriella and I believe
878
00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:36,867
that having matching dresses
while she's on stage
879
00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:39,867
and I'm in the audience,
manifests the win.
880
00:34:39,867 --> 00:34:42,166
-All weekend at the pageant.
-Hundred percent.
881
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:43,567
And the arrival.
882
00:34:45,367 --> 00:34:47,667
[Lauren] The pageant weekend
is Gab's weekend.
883
00:34:47,667 --> 00:34:49,333
And Gab should have her moment
884
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,367
and not be matching.
885
00:34:53,867 --> 00:34:54,867
Okay, so,
886
00:34:54,867 --> 00:34:55,967
-we're gonna list out
all the outfits.
-Okay.
887
00:34:55,967 --> 00:34:57,367
-Right.
-Just so have them all
in our mind.
888
00:34:57,433 --> 00:34:59,166
-Let me get my notebook.
-Get the notebook.
889
00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:01,266
-Get the notebook.
-[Yalenis laughs]
890
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:05,867
-So we're gonna do...
-So, orientation outfit,
my arrival outfit.
891
00:35:05,867 --> 00:35:07,100
-The gown.
-[Yalenis] Mmm-hmm.
892
00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:08,667
-But this year,
for the gown...
-Most important.
893
00:35:08,734 --> 00:35:09,767
...I want gloves.
894
00:35:09,767 --> 00:35:12,567
-Why do need gloves?
-She won in gloves.
895
00:35:12,567 --> 00:35:15,033
-So why wouldn't I
wear gloves?
-It's not the 1950s.
896
00:35:15,767 --> 00:35:17,166
Excuse me?
897
00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:20,066
-[all laugh]
-I did not win in the '50s.
898
00:35:20,133 --> 00:35:21,567
[Lauren]
This is the difference
between us.
899
00:35:21,634 --> 00:35:23,266
Them two think that...
900
00:35:23,266 --> 00:35:24,767
"Them two"? I'm your mother.
901
00:35:24,834 --> 00:35:26,367
-I think that--
-The two of them
902
00:35:26,433 --> 00:35:29,166
think that like,
pageants are like, everything.
903
00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:30,667
And we just don't get it.
904
00:35:30,667 --> 00:35:32,000
-We don't need to be here.
-Let's go.
905
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,166
-We're gonna go
to a museum.
-Museum.
906
00:35:33,233 --> 00:35:34,367
[Lauren] We'll see you later.
907
00:35:34,367 --> 00:35:35,767
[Gabriella]
Our family's a little divided.
908
00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,367
-It's pageants...
-[Catherine] Mmm-hmm.
909
00:35:38,433 --> 00:35:39,734
...versus scholars.
910
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:44,867
-[Gabriella] So this was...
-[Yalenis] What is this?
911
00:35:44,867 --> 00:35:47,367
-That, those are the photos.
-[Catherine and Yalenis gasp]
912
00:35:47,433 --> 00:35:48,767
-That's Mommy's.
-Oh, my gosh.
913
00:35:48,767 --> 00:35:50,166
See, this is
the black and white version.
914
00:35:50,166 --> 00:35:51,667
-This is the color.
-[Yalenis] Red carpet too.
915
00:35:51,667 --> 00:35:55,266
[Catherine]
This is the inspiration
for Gabriella's evening gown.
916
00:35:55,333 --> 00:35:56,834
Yeah. I love that.
917
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,867
[Yalenis] I've been doing this
for 20 years.
918
00:35:59,934 --> 00:36:03,467
And never, ever
have I ever had a mother
919
00:36:03,467 --> 00:36:07,066
ask me for matching outfits
with her daughter.
920
00:36:07,066 --> 00:36:08,734
Especially pageant wardrobe.
921
00:36:09,467 --> 00:36:11,967
This pageant
for Miss Connecticut USA,
922
00:36:12,033 --> 00:36:15,166
-the first time I was in it,
I was first runner up.
-Mmm-hmm. Okay.
923
00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:18,433
The second time I was in it,
I was second runner up.
924
00:36:19,266 --> 00:36:22,467
And then the third time,
I won, so.
925
00:36:22,467 --> 00:36:23,867
And then you went to Miss USA.
926
00:36:23,867 --> 00:36:25,634
What did you wear to Miss USA?
927
00:36:26,367 --> 00:36:28,533
[sighs] God,
what a story. Um...
928
00:36:29,867 --> 00:36:32,467
After winning
Miss Connecticut USA,
929
00:36:32,467 --> 00:36:35,233
I felt the world
was gonna be mine.
930
00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:41,166
So, um, it was about
six weeks after I won,
931
00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:42,767
and, um,
932
00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:45,367
I just remember being
in the memorial day parade
933
00:36:45,367 --> 00:36:46,867
-and coming home.
-[Yalenis] Mmm.
934
00:36:46,867 --> 00:36:49,967
And the phone was ringing
and the phone was ringing.
935
00:36:50,867 --> 00:36:52,266
So I get up
936
00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:55,367
-and I walk
to my mother's room.
-Mmm-hmm.
937
00:36:55,433 --> 00:36:56,634
And... [sniffles]
938
00:36:59,367 --> 00:37:00,367
[sniffles]
939
00:37:03,166 --> 00:37:05,066
she was dead in bed.
940
00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:07,266
And I found her.
941
00:37:08,567 --> 00:37:10,967
-I didn't know what to do.
-[Yalenis] I wanna hug you.
942
00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:13,867
-[Catherine sniffles]
-[Yalenis] Oh, my God.
943
00:37:13,867 --> 00:37:16,467
[Gabriella]
You only get to go
to Miss USA once.
944
00:37:16,533 --> 00:37:18,667
-Mmm-hmm.
-And that's your only chance
in your lifetime.
945
00:37:18,667 --> 00:37:19,867
And not a lot of people
know that.
946
00:37:19,867 --> 00:37:22,367
-And when I tell people,
they're shocked.
-Mmm-hmm.
947
00:37:22,367 --> 00:37:25,767
On that day,
my pageant career ended.
948
00:37:25,767 --> 00:37:27,667
And that's why
this is so important.
949
00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:30,100
I'm like, carrying the torch.
950
00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:32,000
-Now we do this together.
-[Catherine] Yep.
951
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,667
[Catherine] I have
a second chance.
952
00:37:33,667 --> 00:37:37,166
Because she wants to carry on
the torch.
953
00:37:38,467 --> 00:37:40,100
[Gabriella] She never
pushed me into it,
954
00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:42,767
but this is a legacy.
955
00:37:42,834 --> 00:37:44,767
-Mmm-hmm.
-And I wanna finish
what she started
956
00:37:44,767 --> 00:37:47,100
because it was
always her dream
to be Miss USA.
957
00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:48,367
[Catherine] Mmm-hmm.
958
00:37:48,367 --> 00:37:50,367
[Gabriella]
My mom had one chance
to win that crown
959
00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:52,166
and it was taken away
from her.
960
00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:54,467
And so now,
there's a lot at stake
961
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,667
and now,
winning is not an option.
962
00:38:00,367 --> 00:38:01,567
-[Carly] What's with her?
-[Cristina] I don't know.
963
00:38:01,634 --> 00:38:02,567
Falling asleep.
964
00:38:02,567 --> 00:38:04,100
It's not like her.
965
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,567
She's telling me
she's gonna die at 68.
966
00:38:06,567 --> 00:38:10,066
Now I see her falling asleep
at a birthday party.
967
00:38:10,066 --> 00:38:11,967
I know she wants to make
everything light,
968
00:38:12,033 --> 00:38:15,467
but I don't want to
go down that road.
969
00:38:16,367 --> 00:38:17,934
♪ This is how you do it now ♪
970
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,634
♪ This is how
You get it done ♪
971
00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:26,166
[Kathy]
Is there any kids in there?
972
00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:27,166
I mean, does it go away?
973
00:38:27,166 --> 00:38:29,667
It doesn't seem like
it's dissipating at all.
974
00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:31,233
♪ This is how you do it now ♪
975
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,834
♪ This is how
You get it done ♪
976
00:38:40,367 --> 00:38:42,066
♪ This is how you do it now ♪
977
00:38:44,867 --> 00:38:47,333
How do you do this?
What do I, cut this off?
978
00:38:49,266 --> 00:38:51,266
[Carly] It's like, a big cake.
979
00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:53,934
There you go, cutie.
980
00:38:54,967 --> 00:38:56,967
[Cristina] Ma,
come here and help me.
981
00:38:59,867 --> 00:39:01,033
Where the hell did mom go?
982
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,033
[Carly] She's resting.
983
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,367
Here you go, you guys.
984
00:39:05,433 --> 00:39:06,667
-[man] Thank you so much.
-[Carly] Yeah, of course.
985
00:39:06,667 --> 00:39:08,333
[man] What do you say?
Say thank you.
986
00:39:09,266 --> 00:39:10,367
Would you look at mom?
987
00:39:11,266 --> 00:39:13,367
I mean, what--
What's with her today?
988
00:39:13,367 --> 00:39:14,667
[Carly] She wants to have
her funeral.
989
00:39:14,667 --> 00:39:15,667
-I mean, she looks like it.
-[laughs]
990
00:39:15,667 --> 00:39:17,667
I've never seen her
pass out at a party.
991
00:39:17,667 --> 00:39:19,934
-What is going on with her?
-[Carly] I don't know.
992
00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:22,367
[Cristina] For... sake,
993
00:39:22,367 --> 00:39:25,066
she's telling me
she's gonna die at 68.
994
00:39:25,133 --> 00:39:28,266
Now I see her falling asleep
at a birthday party,
995
00:39:28,266 --> 00:39:31,266
which she never, ever does.
996
00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:35,033
I mean,
do I need to be concerned here
or what?
997
00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:38,367
You know, not for nothing,
998
00:39:38,367 --> 00:39:40,166
but while Mom's taking
a snooze,
999
00:39:40,166 --> 00:39:41,667
does she need to like,
go see a doctor?
1000
00:39:41,667 --> 00:39:43,467
-Like what's with her?
She, like--
-[Carly] I don't know.
1001
00:39:43,533 --> 00:39:44,567
-Falling asleep.
-Ominous.
1002
00:39:44,567 --> 00:39:47,567
-She's... It's not like her.
-[Carly laughs] I know.
1003
00:39:47,567 --> 00:39:49,166
I know.
1004
00:39:49,166 --> 00:39:50,767
I mean, I don't know
what we're really gonna do
1005
00:39:50,834 --> 00:39:52,867
-about this funeral party.
-I don't know either.
1006
00:39:52,934 --> 00:39:54,667
-And I know she wants it
to be like...
-But the truth--
1007
00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:56,266
...happy when
she dies finally,
1008
00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:58,166
but like, are we really
gonna plan for that?
1009
00:39:59,367 --> 00:40:01,667
I know, but I don't think
mom's gonna stop
1010
00:40:01,734 --> 00:40:02,667
until we,
until she gets what she wants.
1011
00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:04,266
Yeah, she's probably
not gonna let go.
1012
00:40:04,266 --> 00:40:06,367
Originally, she wanted to go
to a roller rink.
1013
00:40:06,433 --> 00:40:08,266
I was like, "Oh,
that sounds like fun."
[laughs]
1014
00:40:08,266 --> 00:40:11,467
Now she's turning it
into planning like this whole,
you know...
1015
00:40:11,467 --> 00:40:12,467
[Carly] Yeah.
1016
00:40:12,467 --> 00:40:13,767
It's an eerie feeling.
1017
00:40:13,767 --> 00:40:16,066
It like, just brings you back
to like, everything with Dad.
1018
00:40:16,133 --> 00:40:17,100
Brings it back to dad, right.
1019
00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:19,066
And I don't know
if I wanna do that all again.
1020
00:40:19,867 --> 00:40:22,867
You know, I lost my dad
at a very young age.
1021
00:40:22,934 --> 00:40:25,066
To me, 76 is young.
1022
00:40:25,133 --> 00:40:30,467
And my mom talking
about her dying by 68,
1023
00:40:30,467 --> 00:40:35,000
I seriously can't even imagine
losing her before 70.
1024
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,166
Because 76 seems so young.
1025
00:40:37,233 --> 00:40:39,867
What are we gonna do?
Get like, a coffin?
1026
00:40:39,867 --> 00:40:41,066
[softly] I'm crying right now.
1027
00:40:41,700 --> 00:40:42,734
[Carly] Don't cry.
1028
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,033
-Don't cry.
-[crying]
1029
00:40:46,867 --> 00:40:48,333
It's just like with Dad.
1030
00:40:50,266 --> 00:40:51,667
I know.
1031
00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:54,834
[sniffles]
And what makes me more upset
than anything is that...
1032
00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:58,000
[Carly] The kids.
1033
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,367
-The kids...
-I know.
1034
00:41:00,367 --> 00:41:02,467
-You know, so it's like...
-I know.
1035
00:41:02,467 --> 00:41:04,467
I know she wants to make
everything light,
1036
00:41:04,467 --> 00:41:06,667
and I'm always
supposed to be whatever,
but...
1037
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:10,266
And it was really,
really hard.
1038
00:41:10,333 --> 00:41:12,967
-I know.
-And I don't want to, like,
1039
00:41:13,033 --> 00:41:15,767
go back down that road,
you know?
1040
00:41:15,767 --> 00:41:16,834
I get it.
1041
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,266
I don't think
I'm that comfortable
1042
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:22,367
-planning Mom's funeral...
-No.
1043
00:41:22,367 --> 00:41:24,333
-...as she wants me to be.
-No.
1044
00:41:29,266 --> 00:41:31,100
She doesn't realize
how hard it is
1045
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:32,867
to actually think about that.
1046
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:36,166
My mom keeps talking
1047
00:41:36,233 --> 00:41:38,367
about wanting to plan
her funeral.
1048
00:41:38,433 --> 00:41:40,867
Her last party.
1049
00:41:40,934 --> 00:41:42,767
I'm like, "Last party? What--"
1050
00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:45,066
We got like,
a million more parties
to go here, lady.
1051
00:41:45,066 --> 00:41:46,367
Like, what are you
talking about?
1052
00:41:46,367 --> 00:41:48,734
So in my head, I'm thinking,
1053
00:41:49,767 --> 00:41:50,967
you wanna plan
your last party.
1054
00:41:50,967 --> 00:41:52,867
What-- Is there something
you're not like, telling me?
1055
00:41:52,867 --> 00:41:55,266
But I can't say that to her.
1056
00:41:55,333 --> 00:41:57,233
Those words can't
come out of my mouth.
1057
00:41:58,467 --> 00:42:00,166
Because I can't handle
the answer.
1058
00:42:04,367 --> 00:42:06,166
My mom always
made a joke saying,
1059
00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:08,867
if she can't wear
her high heels, like,
1060
00:42:08,867 --> 00:42:10,867
her life is over.
1061
00:42:10,867 --> 00:42:13,767
It's like I'm scared one day
to pick her up,
1062
00:42:13,834 --> 00:42:16,166
and her not be in her heels.
1063
00:42:21,367 --> 00:42:22,333
[sniffles]
1064
00:42:28,767 --> 00:42:33,367
I know what that would mean
if I ever pulled up
1065
00:42:33,433 --> 00:42:36,767
and she wasn't wearing some
ridiculous flamboyant outfit
1066
00:42:36,767 --> 00:42:37,967
with heels on.
1067
00:42:37,967 --> 00:42:39,767
It would mean, like,
1068
00:42:39,834 --> 00:42:44,100
something's seriously wrong
or she's given up
1069
00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:45,066
'cause she's,
1070
00:42:45,066 --> 00:42:49,000
she's not gonna go on
looking like Kathy.
1071
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,133
So that's very scary.
1072
00:42:57,667 --> 00:43:00,867
[Kathy] So there's something
I haven't told the girls.
1073
00:43:00,867 --> 00:43:01,767
A few weeks ago,
1074
00:43:01,834 --> 00:43:03,867
I got some news
from my doctor.
1075
00:43:03,934 --> 00:43:05,567
It's not good news.
1076
00:43:05,634 --> 00:43:07,667
It's not news
that you wanna get.
1077
00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:08,667
At this stage of the game,
1078
00:43:08,667 --> 00:43:10,367
you don't wanna have to
start dealing with
1079
00:43:10,367 --> 00:43:11,867
what I'm gonna deal with.
1080
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:16,166
I know I need
to tell Cristina,
1081
00:43:16,166 --> 00:43:20,467
but I don't know when
is gonna be a good time
to tell her.
1082
00:43:20,467 --> 00:43:24,166
At some point,
I will have to tell my kids,
1083
00:43:24,166 --> 00:43:26,667
and I'm just not ready
to do that yet.
1084
00:43:30,467 --> 00:43:33,867
Gab, I need some more thongs,
and please, this time,
1085
00:43:33,867 --> 00:43:35,367
give me a clean pair.
1086
00:43:35,433 --> 00:43:37,166
The pageant
is weeks away now.
1087
00:43:37,233 --> 00:43:39,266
Can you explain
philanthropy?
1088
00:43:39,333 --> 00:43:42,634
I don't know
what philanthropy is.
1089
00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:46,667
Ow, mom, so hard.
1090
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:49,166
My mom always grooms me
before dates.
1091
00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:50,367
-[whimpers]
-Ooh.
1092
00:43:50,367 --> 00:43:52,867
My cute little heinie
that I created.
1093
00:43:52,867 --> 00:43:54,867
You're my daughter, I love you,
every part of you.
1094
00:43:54,867 --> 00:43:56,100
If I want to
touch your heinie,
1095
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:57,000
I'm gonna
touch your heinie.
1096
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,367
[smooching]
1097
00:43:58,367 --> 00:44:00,867
Brittani's always been
the joy of my life.
1098
00:44:00,867 --> 00:44:03,867
I'm Sky,
this is Skylar Marie.
1099
00:44:03,867 --> 00:44:06,667
We walk alike,
we talk alike.
1100
00:44:06,667 --> 00:44:09,367
I'm like Skylar's brain,
to be honest.
1101
00:44:09,367 --> 00:44:11,667
I think that you would know
what to wear.
1102
00:44:11,667 --> 00:44:12,867
To a funeral home?
1103
00:44:12,934 --> 00:44:14,066
Shouldn't you wear black?
1104
00:44:14,133 --> 00:44:15,767
I'm not dead!
1105
00:44:15,767 --> 00:44:18,967
I'm Trevor, this is
my gorgeous wife Deleesa,
1106
00:44:18,967 --> 00:44:20,266
and my mother-in-law India.
1107
00:44:20,266 --> 00:44:21,967
Are you seriously feeding him?
1108
00:44:21,967 --> 00:44:25,066
My mom and my husband
have a sick infatuation
1109
00:44:25,066 --> 00:44:26,100
with each other.
1110
00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:28,367
They're always
riding hoverboards
1111
00:44:28,433 --> 00:44:31,066
in matching outfits,
it's kinda weird.
1112
00:44:31,133 --> 00:44:32,767
I own her, not you.
1113
00:44:32,767 --> 00:44:34,166
You own your daughter?
1114
00:44:34,233 --> 00:44:37,266
I want to say to Brittani,
dump his ass!
1115
00:44:37,266 --> 00:44:40,266
The reason why
I haven't married you yet
1116
00:44:40,266 --> 00:44:41,867
is because of your mom.
1117
00:44:41,934 --> 00:44:45,467
Mom pressuring him is making him
go into a turtle shell.
1118
00:44:45,533 --> 00:44:48,000
Sky loves herself so much,
1119
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,967
that she has to clone herself
with Sky, Jr.
1120
00:44:51,033 --> 00:44:53,066
I do feel like
she's living through me,
1121
00:44:53,066 --> 00:44:55,467
and I don't like that feeling.
1122
00:44:55,467 --> 00:44:58,734
I'm so stressed,
what if I don't win?
1123
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:00,667
I actually have a secret.
1124
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,066
What's the good news?
1125
00:45:05,066 --> 00:45:06,266
Now you got him
telling me to move.
1126
00:45:06,266 --> 00:45:07,166
Good.
1127
00:45:07,166 --> 00:45:08,000
We don't have any alone time.
1128
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:08,967
Okay, okay, both of you, stop.
1129
00:45:09,033 --> 00:45:09,967
You guys are attached
at the hip.
1130
00:45:10,033 --> 00:45:11,066
Both of you stop, please.
1131
00:45:11,066 --> 00:45:13,100
Are you seriously [bleep]
leaving?
1132
00:45:13,100 --> 00:45:17,367
I feel like my heart is broken,
and I canot fix it.
1133
00:45:17,367 --> 00:45:18,967
Mothers and daughters
don't keep things
1134
00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:20,367
like this from each other.
1135
00:45:20,367 --> 00:45:22,166
You don't want to leave me.
1136
00:45:22,166 --> 00:45:23,166
No.
1137
00:45:23,166 --> 00:45:24,066
Really?
1138
00:45:24,133 --> 00:45:26,166
What kind of man are you,
a wuss?
1139
00:45:26,166 --> 00:45:27,834
This is our house.
1140
00:45:31,567 --> 00:45:32,867
I went to the doctor.
1141
00:45:32,867 --> 00:45:33,767
Who knows about this?
1142
00:45:33,767 --> 00:45:34,767
Nobody.
1143
00:45:34,834 --> 00:45:36,500
I mean what the hell, mom?