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- Dear Santa, hi.

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I know I'm probably too old
to still be writing to you,

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but it's tradition
and I enjoy it.

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For Christmas this year, I
would really like a phone.

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I've asked my parents before,

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but dad says he doesn't want
me to spend my whole life

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on social media.

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I'm almost 14, but he
treats me like a child.

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Dad hates Christmas.

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He always spoils it by taking
us to some boring ski resort,

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"To escape the
madness," he says.

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If I'm not allowed a phone,

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maybe you could help
me with something else.

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I know it's not something
the elves can make,

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but I would really
like a boyfriend.

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Can you magic up a love potion?

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All my love, Holly.

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- Settle down please.

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Shh!

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Thank you,
now, as a reward

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for your good behavior,

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I'm sure you'll be
thrilled to hear

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that there is no home homework
to be set this weekend.

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That and the fact

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that I shall be taking a
few extra days off next week

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so I won't be here to mark it.

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- Yes, good for you, sir.

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- But that's not to say we
can't leverage the onslaught

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of Christmas consumerism
and learn something.

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So who here believes in Santa?

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- No way.

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- Sadly, it is the
nature of physics

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to hear the loudest of voices

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over the most
comprehensive ones.

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Who can use their
knowledge of physics

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to come up with a
plausible rebuttal

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as to why Santa may
or may not exist?

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- Duh.

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- Is that your answer, Doug?

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- One man cannot possibly
travel the world in one night

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with stopping to deliver
millions of presents to boot.

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- Scientifically speaking.

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- Reindeer cannot fly.

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- Yeah, but it's
more than one night

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if you consider
all the time zones.

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- Yes.
- Good point.

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- He would have about 31 hours,

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assuming he travels around
the world from east to west.

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- Okay, well, let's work out

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how many children he'd
need to visit, shall we?

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Now, there are about 1.9 billion

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in the world under
the age of 18,

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but let's assume for argument's
sake that he only delivers

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to those who believe.

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So we'll cut that in half.

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Subtract babies who have
no real understanding yet,

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as well as non-Christian
faiths and cynical teens.

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That leaves us with
about 300 million.

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- Don't forget the naughty list.

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- What, no, you're
joking, right?

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- Dear
Father Christmas,
there are toys I want.

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The only toy I want
is a wooden go-kart,

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but what I really want is
for my dad to like Christmas

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as much as me.

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I'm scared he is on
the naughty list.

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- Let's assume that one in
five are delinquent enough

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to make the naughty list.

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Santa would have
to deliver presents

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to 240 million
children in 31 hours.

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Now, that works out at-

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- 2,150 per second.

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- Excellent, Alfie.

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There you have it,

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we now have a
scientific argument

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as to why Santa's
task is impossible.

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You might wanna jot
that down, Doug.

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- If that was the only equation,
it would be impossible.

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But as Einstein said, time
is only relative to speed.

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- And?

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- Well, Sir, Santa could
be roaming the earth

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at a different speed of
time to the rest of us

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in a sort of parallel
time dimension.

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This would mean that 31 hours
in our time could be months

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or even years if time is
moving at a slower speed

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in Santa time.

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- Hey beanie brain, explain
how the reindeer fly?

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Ever seen one do that?

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- Just because you
haven't seen something,

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doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

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- Okay, well explain how he
gets into all of those houses.

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Not everyone's got chimneys.

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Does he just break in?

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- I know you're not asking
with any degree of sincerity,

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but it'll be too risky
to go down the chimneys.

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He uses the magic key, then
goes through the front door.

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- Oh my God!
- Shh!

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- I need
your help also.

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I bet my friend that you're
real and need to prove it

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by you bringing me a dragon.

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Lots of kids at school have
stopped believing in you

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and tease are ones that do,

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so I would like muscles
to protect everyone

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from the bullies
who don't believe.

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- Alfie, a minute.

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I'm sorry if my attempt

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at a fun exercise put you
in a tough spot earlier.

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- No worries Mr. Snowdon.

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I enjoyed it.

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Are you gonna take the extra
time to put up your tree

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and make some cookies maybe?

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- Actually, I'm taking my
family away from the stress

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of the festive season.

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We do it every year
to a ski resort.

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No Black Friday sales

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or lining up to sit
in Santa's lap for us.

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- Oh, Snowdon, I thought
you'd be on the slopes by now.

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- Oh, I had a little student
damage control to take care of.

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- Is Doug still
pushing your button?

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- Actually, I made the
mistake of assuming

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that the whole class didn't
believe in Santa Claus.

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- They're not all
jaded by 15 you know?

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- I know that now.

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- Especially after that key
video went viral last year.

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- Key video?

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- Here we go.

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- You must have seen
it on social media.

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- I don't really do social media

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or Santa stories
for that matter.

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- Oh come on, the 10
year old boy from London,

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he claims Santa left
his magical key behind.

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The kid then records
himself using it

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to get into every
house down his street.

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- Yeah, his dad's doing
time for burglary now.

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- Don't listen to him.

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As a parent, you
really must watch it.

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I've
sent it to you.

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So, bah humbug.

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- All right.

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- No key can open every door.

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I have to agree with the coach,

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that is just blatant burglary.

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- Hey, give that
back, it's mine!

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- I would like muscles to
protect everyone from bullies

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who don't believe.

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I believe you're a loser.

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- You can wait for your mother
in the principal's office.

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- You better hope he is real

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'cause you're gonna
need those muscles.

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♪ Christmas the reindeer fly ♪

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- Seriously, Christmas
music on every station.

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♪ Not sure if Christmas ♪

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- Ugly and garish.

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Complete waste of
money and electric.

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♪ Make your list
and check it twice ♪

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- Oh, joy, the high street.

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Man dressed as an elf.

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Must be 50 years
old, get a grip.

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Black Friday, what's next?

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Scarlet Wednesday, mauve Monday.

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We don't even have
Thanksgiving over here.

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It's just more American rubbish.

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Oh, I can't wait to get away.

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Oh, Bob Johnson.

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It's no wonder Doug's such
a nightmare, awful family.

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I feel sorry for his wife,
whichever one he's on now.

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What is he wearing?

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He's an embarrassment.

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- Free car, free
tree with any car.

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Not a free car, or I'll have
you buy a tree for 24 grand,

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you can have a free car.

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Come on now,
Johnsons.

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- Terrible man.

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- You know about someone
who wants a bargain, sir?

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No, then free tree
with any car you buy,

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only here at Johnsons.

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- I hate Christmas.

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I hate Christmas.

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Oh, for God's sake.

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- Harry and Hailey.

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I know, of course they're not.

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- Holly, you should be packing.

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- Holly, hang up the phone.
- Mom!

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Talk to you later.

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- Michael got in a fight
with Brad at school.

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- Oh, that boy is
just like his father.

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- Give Michael more
credit than that.

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- I'm serious, the
Johnson's are all the same.

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Brad's been bullying
Michael for years.

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His older brother,
Doug's just as bad.

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You can't even get me
started on the father.

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I've just seen him outside
giving away free Christmas trees

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in the freezing cold.

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He's the most obnoxious
man on the planet.

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- Can I go to the post
office after dinner?

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- I hear you had a bad day.

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- It wasn't my fault.

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- Well, one thing's for sure,

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Brad Johnson will definitely
be on the naughty list.

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- I think we should go now.

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What if they close?
- Here, I'll take it.

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- Don't read it.
- I won't.

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- This time tomorrow,

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we will be far away from here
when none of this will matter.

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Dad?

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- Oh, let me eat.

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Last meal I'll get before
you lot abandon me.

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- You were the one who
wanted to stay at home.

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- With good reason.

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- All right, now,
before we serve up,

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let's all go around the table
and say one positive thing

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that happened today.

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Fine, I'll start.

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I think it's pretty amazing
given our hectic schedules

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that I've managed
to cook this meal.

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- Whatever, I've been
reading up on how bad meat is

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for the planet.

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I'm gonna go vegan.

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That's my positive thing.

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Best decision I've made really.

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- I've spent all afternoon
in the kitchen on this meal,

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so you'll eat it and you
can go vegan tomorrow.

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- All right then, tonight,
I breathe a sigh of relief

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that our non Christmas
holiday begins soon.

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What I mean is
this time tomorrow,

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we'll be up in Scotland
in front of a roaring fire

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after a long drive.

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That reminds me, I want
us up extra early tomorrow

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so we can beat the traffic.

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- Dad, are you sure my letter
went to the right place?

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- Yes.

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- But I didn't
see you put it in.

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- Santa will get it.

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- See, another positive thing.

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- Even if this
dinner is stone cold,

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by the time I get to eat it,
I've still got teeth to chew.

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How's that?

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- Do we have to ski when we go?

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- Michael, that's
all we're gonna do.

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Just us swishing down those
glorious Scottish slopes,

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not a Christmas tree in sight.

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- Aren't the ski slopes
full of pine trees?

242
00:14:00,174 --> 00:14:01,209
- Well, yes, they are.

243
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,709
- Now, about the resort,

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00:14:02,743 --> 00:14:04,811
apparently there was a mix
up and they overbooked.

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00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,247
- What are you saying?

246
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,583
- Don't worry, we got the
same rate at the other resort.

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- Other resort?

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00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:11,953
- The Crazy Reindeer.

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00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,721
- Odd name, still in Glenshee?

250
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- A bit further north.

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- How much?

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- Further north and east.

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- Where exactly is that?

254
00:14:23,097 --> 00:14:24,966
- Lapland, Finland.

255
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,369
- Isn't that like Santa's
resort or hometown or something?

256
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,872
- That's absolutely
unacceptable.

257
00:14:31,906 --> 00:14:33,007
I'll call them.

258
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:35,275
- Don't worry darling,
stay positive.

259
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,777
The kids are gonna love Lapland.

260
00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,712
The Crazy Reindeer
looks amazing.

261
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,615
- I just don't understand.

262
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:42,482
Yes, thank you, Holly.

263
00:14:42,516 --> 00:14:43,717
I know what Lapland is.

264
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,285
I just don't understand
why we're going there.

265
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,955
- Because the boring
place is booked up.

266
00:14:47,989 --> 00:14:49,689
- Our flight leaves at 11:00 AM.

267
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,691
- We're going on a plane?

268
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,660
- No, that's not good.

269
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,428
The reason we go to
the Scottish ski resort

270
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,964
is so we don't have to fly.

271
00:14:56,998 --> 00:14:59,934
- You don't have
to fly, pilot does.

272
00:15:01,202 --> 00:15:03,905
Without airplanes, we'd
never have won the war.

273
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,186
- How come we've never
seen this book before?

274
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,421
- It was a special gift to me

275
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,958
when I was stationed in Turkey.

276
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:24,959
- What's it about?

277
00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,795
- How Father Christmas
got his start.

278
00:15:28,829 --> 00:15:32,099
- Lapland is such
a long way away.

279
00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:35,702
We have to fly over
Denmark, Norway, and Sweden.

280
00:15:37,205 --> 00:15:40,807
- I was on a secret
mission in Demre

281
00:15:40,841 --> 00:15:44,678
which is the town where
St. Nicholas came from.

282
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,048
- I thought this was
about Father Christmas.

283
00:15:47,081 --> 00:15:48,615
- His real name is St. Nick.

284
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,353
- Would you like me
to read it to you?

285
00:16:02,596 --> 00:16:06,433
St. Nicholas was
devoted to the church

286
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:09,237
and caring for the
children in the community.

287
00:16:10,271 --> 00:16:12,839
Every day, he
worked to make toys

288
00:16:12,873 --> 00:16:16,409
that would accumulate
until Christmas day

289
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:19,981
when he would give them as
presents to the children

290
00:16:20,014 --> 00:16:22,549
to celebrate the birth of Jesus.

291
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:29,456
It occurred to him that
there must be more children

292
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,126
who could use some
Christmas cheer.

293
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,997
So he made the adults
promise to keep up his work

294
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:40,500
while he traveled and to
never break the secret

295
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,802
or the children
would not behave.

296
00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,806
But he was getting on in age

297
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:51,379
and thought there had to
be a more efficient way.

298
00:16:53,114 --> 00:16:55,615
His travels took
him further north

299
00:16:55,649 --> 00:16:59,954
and he finally found a local
craftsman to create a sleigh

300
00:16:59,987 --> 00:17:02,957
to navigate the wintery terrain.

301
00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:08,062
He saw the magical lights
as a sign to continue.

302
00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:15,102
For the next several
months, with the elves,

303
00:17:15,136 --> 00:17:19,839
he worked to create more toys
than anyone could imagine.

304
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:21,909
And when Christmas came,

305
00:17:21,943 --> 00:17:24,278
they used the magic of the lake

306
00:17:24,312 --> 00:17:29,083
to help train the
reindeer to fly.

307
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:33,087
St. Nicholas knew he'd
finally found his purpose

308
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,958
and realized his dream
of delivering toys

309
00:17:36,991 --> 00:17:40,827
to all the children
of the world.

310
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,796
- I wish I had a phone
to take a picture.

311
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,665
- We have a perfectly
good camera, Holly.

312
00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:47,935
- It's packed
tight in your luggage.

313
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,750
- I never fly without them.

314
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,955
- You know there's
no logical proof

315
00:18:07,989 --> 00:18:10,557
that good luck charms
actually work, don't you dad?

316
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,492
- Don't ruin it for the kids.

317
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,263
It's not their fault
that you hate Christmas,

318
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,499
and it wasn't easy
for me either.

319
00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:24,637
- Fine.

320
00:18:31,212 --> 00:18:33,014
Taxi's gonna be here any second.

321
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,041
Grab the cases into the taxi.

322
00:19:00,074 --> 00:19:01,608
♪ Run up on me watch
ya fall to ya knees ♪

323
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,044
♪ Tip my hat when it's
time for the kill ♪

324
00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:04,445
♪ Ain't no beefs when
you're really real ♪

325
00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:05,279
♪ I am the boss ♪

326
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,247
♪ I am the Don ♪

327
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:07,714
- Come on, come on, come on.

328
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,681
♪ Got my own ish ♪

329
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:09,984
♪ I don't need your farm ♪

330
00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:12,186
♪ Life was so hard
it made me weep ♪

331
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,955
- Where are we off to?

332
00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:16,756
- The homeless shelter.

333
00:19:16,790 --> 00:19:18,025
- Holly, airport please.

334
00:19:18,059 --> 00:19:19,393
- Well, where does
he think we're going

335
00:19:19,427 --> 00:19:21,062
with all this luggage?

336
00:19:21,095 --> 00:19:22,629
- We're actually
running a bit late,

337
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,731
so if you go up to the
corner, take a right,

338
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,301
take the parallel route along
the road through the town,

339
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,004
that should shave off about
nine and a half minutes.

340
00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:38,745
- You know there's
roadworks along that route?

341
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,847
- Could we get going
immediately please?

342
00:20:06,974 --> 00:20:08,342
We're not gonna make this.

343
00:20:09,176 --> 00:20:10,511
- It's okay, don't worry.

344
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:14,814
- Don't let this old
woman cross, thank you.

345
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,761
- Kids, come on, car's waiting.

346
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,135
- Where are your jumpers?

347
00:20:34,168 --> 00:20:36,070
- We're saving
them for the trip.

348
00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:40,307
- It's fine, the important
thing is we're all together.

349
00:20:41,542 --> 00:20:43,810
- Santa, make way
for the Johnsons.

350
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:56,557
♪ Santa I've been
good this year ♪

351
00:20:56,590 --> 00:21:00,227
- You've actually brought
us into roadworks.

352
00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:02,129
- I did say there would
be roadworks on this road.

353
00:21:02,963 --> 00:21:03,763
- We'll be fine.

354
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,499
We'll get there on time.

355
00:21:05,533 --> 00:21:06,766
It's all okay.

356
00:21:08,569 --> 00:21:10,237
- Do you want me to turn around?

357
00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:13,607
- No.

358
00:21:13,641 --> 00:21:15,109
- This isn't funny, Michael.

359
00:21:18,145 --> 00:21:21,848
Finally, Lapland.

360
00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:31,091
♪ On the first
day of Christmas ♪

361
00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:32,993
♪ My true love gave to me ♪

362
00:21:33,027 --> 00:21:36,597
♪ A partridge in a pear tree ♪

363
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,632
♪ On the second
day of Christmas ♪

364
00:21:38,666 --> 00:21:40,767
♪ My true love gave to me ♪

365
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,337
♪ Two turtles doves and a
partridge in a pear tree ♪

366
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:45,239
- Go on then kids, lovely.

367
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,185
- Okay, we need
to move, come on.

368
00:21:58,219 --> 00:21:59,620
- Oh, blimey.

369
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:01,322
- That's it, that cost
almost as much as our flight.

370
00:22:01,355 --> 00:22:03,591
Right, come on,
let's get a move on.

371
00:22:03,624 --> 00:22:04,992
Jane, we haven't got time.

372
00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:07,928
- Lovely, cheers, mate.
- Thanks, have a great trip.

373
00:22:07,962 --> 00:22:09,296
- Nice one, see you later.
- Thank you.

374
00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:10,965
- Come on kids, shut that door.

375
00:22:12,466 --> 00:22:13,800
I've got all those things.

376
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,735
- Ready?
- Ready.

377
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:18,639
- Come, on guys, focus, we
are going to miss the flight.

378
00:22:20,908 --> 00:22:22,443
- Kev, are you all right.

379
00:22:22,476 --> 00:22:27,548
- Kevlar?

380
00:22:28,349 --> 00:22:30,050
It is you, Happy Christmas!

381
00:22:31,552 --> 00:22:34,054
- What's up, Mr. Snowdon.

382
00:22:34,088 --> 00:22:35,623
Please excuse us,
we're in a hurry.

383
00:22:35,656 --> 00:22:36,856
- Where are you heading?

384
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:37,857
- Lapland.

385
00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:39,093
- Us too!
- Us too!

386
00:22:39,126 --> 00:22:39,927
- Where are you?

387
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,095
- The Crazy Reindeer.

388
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,064
- Do they call it Lapland

389
00:22:44,098 --> 00:22:45,566
'cause everyone
sits on Santa's lap?

390
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,203
- Why the long face Kev?

391
00:22:49,236 --> 00:22:50,738
- He hates to fly.

392
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:52,339
- He's terrified.

393
00:22:52,373 --> 00:22:53,840
- You gotta be brave
for the kids, Kev.

394
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,242
Never let 'em see you sweat.

395
00:22:55,276 --> 00:22:56,843
- We better get going.

396
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,146
- You should go first class,
never have to wait that way.

397
00:22:59,179 --> 00:23:00,514
- Oh, honey, see if they
could check in with us.

398
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:01,448
- Great idea.

399
00:23:01,482 --> 00:23:03,150
- No thank you, we're fine.

400
00:23:03,183 --> 00:23:04,784
- Have a nice flight!

401
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,353
- No need to worry, Snowdon,

402
00:23:06,387 --> 00:23:09,623
plane wouldn't dare go down
with the Johnsons on board.

403
00:23:09,657 --> 00:23:11,225
- Will we miss our flight?

404
00:23:11,258 --> 00:23:12,660
- Right now Michael,

405
00:23:12,693 --> 00:23:14,194
that wouldn't be the
worst thing in the world.

406
00:23:15,529 --> 00:23:16,829
♪ Three french hens ♪

407
00:23:16,863 --> 00:23:18,098
♪ Two turtle doves ♪

408
00:23:18,132 --> 00:23:22,036
♪ And a partridge
in a pear tree ♪

409
00:23:22,069 --> 00:23:23,803
- I'll be amazed if they
haven't given our seats away,

410
00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:26,073
the amount of time
it took to get here.

411
00:23:26,106 --> 00:23:31,011
- Jane, Holly.

412
00:23:31,045 --> 00:23:36,116
- Have a nice flight.
- Michael.

413
00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:38,252
- Have a nice trip.
- Thanks.

414
00:23:38,285 --> 00:23:39,186
- Thank you.

415
00:23:41,288 --> 00:23:43,023
Have a nice flight.
- Thanks.

416
00:23:48,162 --> 00:23:49,063
- Let me try.

417
00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:51,065
No need to be rude.

418
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:52,199
- Precisely.

419
00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:57,738
- Can you not enter it manually?

420
00:24:01,241 --> 00:24:03,544
My family are waiting
for me just there.

421
00:24:06,447 --> 00:24:07,948
- Step aside, please, sir.

422
00:24:07,981 --> 00:24:09,616
- All
passengers gonna Lapland,

423
00:24:09,650 --> 00:24:10,784
your plane is ready to depart.

424
00:24:10,818 --> 00:24:12,553
- Wait, she's got my ticket.

425
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:19,793
- Empty your pockets
in the tray, please.

426
00:24:19,827 --> 00:24:22,162
- Look, I've already
been through security.

427
00:24:22,196 --> 00:24:25,599
I fail to see what this
has to do with my ticket.

428
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:26,734
Final call to passengers

429
00:24:26,767 --> 00:24:28,168
on flight FA23.

430
00:24:28,202 --> 00:24:30,337
- Sir, that is my flight
they're calling now.

431
00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:32,740
- You got a metal
plate in your head?

432
00:24:32,773 --> 00:24:34,007
- What?

433
00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,476
No, I told you I've
got no metal on me.

434
00:24:35,509 --> 00:24:36,910
- Hands up please, I'm
just gonna frisk you down.

435
00:24:40,948 --> 00:24:42,349
- Dad, hurry up.

436
00:24:43,684 --> 00:24:46,019
- Yeah, well, I'm kind of
busy here right now, Michael.

437
00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:50,858
- Have you got a pacemaker?

438
00:24:50,890 --> 00:24:53,160
- Why'd you insist on
calling me an invalid?

439
00:25:00,067 --> 00:25:02,436
Great dad, really lucky.

440
00:25:29,897 --> 00:25:31,231
- Come on kids,

441
00:25:33,901 --> 00:25:35,402
look at this.

442
00:25:54,254 --> 00:25:55,722
Oh wow!

443
00:25:55,756 --> 00:25:59,026
- All right, all
you crazy reindeers.

444
00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:02,062
Listen up for a rundown
of last minute openings

445
00:26:02,095 --> 00:26:03,363
in our event calendar.

446
00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:04,565
- Terrific.

447
00:26:04,598 --> 00:26:07,668
- Who here has ever
seen a reindeer?

448
00:26:07,701 --> 00:26:09,904
- Dad, we have to go
reindeer spotting.

449
00:26:09,938 --> 00:26:12,806
It would be so cool to see
an actual wild reindeer.

450
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,508
- No, we're only
here for three days

451
00:26:14,541 --> 00:26:15,409
and there's lots
of skiing to do.

452
00:26:15,442 --> 00:26:16,543
We're not interested

453
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,445
in overpriced excursions
and diversions.

454
00:26:18,479 --> 00:26:23,550
- We do reindeer
tours and Santa tours.

455
00:26:24,685 --> 00:26:26,186
- Dad, we have to
go and see Santa.

456
00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:29,156
- Not for 50 euro
a head we don't.

457
00:26:29,189 --> 00:26:32,059
- What he means is Santa
will visit us at Christmas.

458
00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:37,898
- Dad, what is the whole
point in coming to Lapland

459
00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:40,701
if we're not gonna go
and sit on Santa's lap?

460
00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:44,037
- Michael, this is the
Snowdon's annual skiing trip,

461
00:26:44,071 --> 00:26:46,206
and that's not even why
it's called Lapland.

462
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,374
They're just leveraging
their marketing

463
00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:49,009
to take every penny I have.

464
00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:51,478
Finally, you are here.

465
00:26:51,512 --> 00:26:53,080
Now, I'd like to book the full
ski package for three days

466
00:26:53,113 --> 00:26:54,615
with lift pass included.

467
00:26:54,648 --> 00:26:58,385
- You do realize there's
no snow on the slopes.

468
00:26:59,186 --> 00:27:00,922
- What?

469
00:27:00,955 --> 00:27:02,556
But that's the whole
reason we're here.

470
00:27:02,589 --> 00:27:05,559
- Global warming, the
snowfall gets thinner

471
00:27:05,592 --> 00:27:07,594
and thinner every year.

472
00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:10,597
- See, that's why we
shouldn't eat meat.

473
00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:12,733
- We came to ski.

474
00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:15,269
At least tell me there's
artificial snow on the slopes.

475
00:27:15,302 --> 00:27:17,638
- Authenticity is at our core.

476
00:27:17,671 --> 00:27:18,907
- Yes, I can see that.

477
00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:21,408
- We don't believe
in for fake snow.

478
00:27:21,441 --> 00:27:23,110
Santa works magic.

479
00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:24,545
- Does he, then can you tell me

480
00:27:24,578 --> 00:27:27,347
how Santa is gonna get my family
and myself up there skiing

481
00:27:27,381 --> 00:27:28,882
if you don't have any snow?

482
00:27:28,917 --> 00:27:31,585
- Easy peasy, we
have dry slopes.

483
00:27:42,129 --> 00:27:44,097
- It looks like an old
time airplane runway.

484
00:27:44,131 --> 00:27:45,566
- Oh, the principle's the same.

485
00:27:45,599 --> 00:27:48,036
I understand a lot of people
train on dry ski slopes.

486
00:27:48,068 --> 00:27:51,738
- We're here for
holiday, not training.

487
00:27:51,772 --> 00:27:54,474
- Oh, come on, Michael,
you're gonna love it.

488
00:27:54,508 --> 00:27:56,310
- Does it work like real snow?

489
00:27:56,343 --> 00:27:58,378
- Well, the key is to
find the right balance

490
00:27:58,412 --> 00:28:02,583
between your aerodynamic lean
and your ability to steer.

491
00:28:02,616 --> 00:28:04,184
- Let him get it
out of his system

492
00:28:04,217 --> 00:28:06,420
and we'll do the
fun stuff later.

493
00:28:06,453 --> 00:28:07,922
Okay, well, why don't
we just give it a go

494
00:28:07,956 --> 00:28:10,657
and then you can give us
some pointers afterwards.

495
00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:11,825
- Fine, I'll try.

496
00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:13,327
- That's the spirit, Holly.

497
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:17,197
Now remember, you are
a force in motion.

498
00:28:18,265 --> 00:28:20,100
Now, this, that's it.

499
00:28:21,069 --> 00:28:22,336
- Feel kind of stuck.

500
00:28:23,236 --> 00:28:24,671
- Go, lean into it.

501
00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:25,606
- Oh!

502
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,240
- Ooh!

503
00:28:27,274 --> 00:28:28,475
- Oh no, Holly.

504
00:28:28,508 --> 00:28:30,044
- We don't push
other skiers over.

505
00:28:30,078 --> 00:28:31,612
- She was stuck.

506
00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:33,614
- Oh, thank you.

507
00:28:36,550 --> 00:28:37,651
- What happened?

508
00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:39,686
We went over it 100 times.

509
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,588
- It's actually a lot more
difficult on dry slope.

510
00:28:41,622 --> 00:28:43,724
Maybe we should book you
guys in for some lessons.

511
00:28:43,757 --> 00:28:45,059
- Oh, thank you, but
we're not beginners.

512
00:28:45,093 --> 00:28:46,226
We ski every year.

513
00:28:46,259 --> 00:28:47,461
- Not by choice.

514
00:28:47,494 --> 00:28:49,229
- Okay, let's see
what you've got.

515
00:28:55,903 --> 00:28:57,304
- Okay, just copy me.

516
00:29:06,948 --> 00:29:09,549
Do you think we could wet it
a bit or perhaps some ski wax?

517
00:29:09,583 --> 00:29:11,284
Jane, did you bring the ski wax?

518
00:29:19,493 --> 00:29:20,995
Okay, Snowdons, we're
here to have fun,

519
00:29:21,029 --> 00:29:23,230
so let's see who can get to
the bottom first, shall we?

520
00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:24,065
- This is a bunny slope.

521
00:29:24,098 --> 00:29:25,565
There's no racing.

522
00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:28,102
- Well, we're certainly not
gonna be hopping down are we?

523
00:29:28,136 --> 00:29:29,003
- Can we go?

524
00:29:29,037 --> 00:29:30,905
This is so boring.

525
00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:34,174
What were those giant
inflatable ring tire things

526
00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:35,943
that we saw the other
kids going down on?

527
00:29:35,977 --> 00:29:37,611
- Michael, we're not
floating down a river.

528
00:29:37,644 --> 00:29:39,047
We are skiing.

529
00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:40,081
- Not yet.

530
00:29:40,114 --> 00:29:41,515
- Guys, I get paid by the hour.

531
00:29:41,548 --> 00:29:43,316
- All right then, let's do this.

532
00:29:44,384 --> 00:29:46,553
First one to the
bottom gets a prize.

533
00:30:13,647 --> 00:30:15,049
Okay, we need to race again

534
00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:16,550
because you all
went before I did.

535
00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:18,418
- I've already told
you guys no racing.

536
00:30:18,452 --> 00:30:20,021
- This is the bunny slope.

537
00:30:20,054 --> 00:30:22,023
- I've had enough,
you're on your own.

538
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,028
- What's going on?

539
00:30:27,061 --> 00:30:28,862
- Our instructor just quit.

540
00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:30,864
- Look, just trust me, okay.

541
00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:32,365
By the time we finish here,

542
00:30:32,399 --> 00:30:34,102
the Snowdons will be ready
for the Winter Olympics.

543
00:30:34,135 --> 00:30:36,436
- I definitely do not
want to be an Olympian.

544
00:30:36,470 --> 00:30:37,571
- I need the toilet.

545
00:30:37,604 --> 00:30:39,339
- It's time to hang up the skis.

546
00:30:39,372 --> 00:30:40,942
- No, I want to go again.

547
00:30:40,975 --> 00:30:43,044
We're all gonna go again
and we're gonna enjoy it.

548
00:30:43,077 --> 00:30:45,512
Just one more time
and then we'll leave.

549
00:30:45,545 --> 00:30:47,547
This way.
- Yay.

550
00:30:49,382 --> 00:30:51,185
- Come on, we're having fun.

551
00:30:57,357 --> 00:30:58,926
- Mom, can I go to the shop?

552
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,061
- Yeah, of course, Hol.

553
00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:32,626
- I didn't mean to-

554
00:31:32,659 --> 00:31:33,928
- Oh, why would you do that?

555
00:31:34,828 --> 00:31:35,997
- I'm an idiot.

556
00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:38,266
- You'd be an idiot
if you ran away.

557
00:32:00,121 --> 00:32:01,521
- Now, I think it's blatantly
obvious to all of us

558
00:32:01,555 --> 00:32:03,958
that the bunny slope was
far too lame for skiers

559
00:32:03,991 --> 00:32:04,959
of our caliber.

560
00:32:04,992 --> 00:32:06,359
Now remember, just lean into it

561
00:32:06,393 --> 00:32:09,329
and you'll soon be swishing
down there like me.

562
00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:11,933
- So you brought
more ski wax then?

563
00:32:11,966 --> 00:32:13,733
- Come on, frowns upside down.

564
00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:16,503
It's a new day and nothing
could possibly go wrong.

565
00:32:17,637 --> 00:32:22,043
- Snowdons, who knew
skiing without snow

566
00:32:22,076 --> 00:32:22,876
could be so much fun.

567
00:32:22,910 --> 00:32:24,946
- Certainly not us.

568
00:32:24,979 --> 00:32:28,415
- Hey, Holly.
- Hi, nice hat.

569
00:32:30,184 --> 00:32:32,853
- I think we'd better
go and find your mum.

570
00:32:32,886 --> 00:32:33,988
- You take Michael.

571
00:32:34,021 --> 00:32:35,056
I wanna go again.

572
00:32:36,157 --> 00:32:37,925
Doug said he'd teach me
how to parallel turn.

573
00:32:37,959 --> 00:32:40,594
- Don't worry, Mr. Snowdon,
I'll keep an eye on her.

574
00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:46,334
♪ Christmas is coming ♪

575
00:32:46,366 --> 00:32:49,369
♪ The snowflakes
will be falling ♪

576
00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:50,972
♪ It's the most wonderful time ♪

577
00:32:51,005 --> 00:32:53,640
- It's so nice to
see a familiar face.

578
00:32:53,673 --> 00:32:57,744
- Oh, hi, or should I say home?

579
00:32:58,879 --> 00:33:00,114
Are you okay?

580
00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:02,083
- Oh, nothing I haven't
dealt with every day.

581
00:33:03,884 --> 00:33:05,518
Sorry, is it okay if I join you?

582
00:33:05,552 --> 00:33:06,453
- Of course.

583
00:33:17,530 --> 00:33:20,001
I wonder if he's on the menu.

584
00:33:22,702 --> 00:33:23,971
- I don't mean to vent,

585
00:33:24,005 --> 00:33:26,706
but this was supposed
to be a family holiday

586
00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:30,044
and Bob's off with his boys
every day leaving me alone

587
00:33:30,077 --> 00:33:31,645
to sit and read a book.

588
00:33:31,678 --> 00:33:33,813
Not as if I don't like
the peace and quiet,

589
00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:36,850
but he just assumes
that because I am woman,

590
00:33:36,883 --> 00:33:40,187
I couldn't possibly have an
interest in anything they do.

591
00:33:40,221 --> 00:33:42,656
I mean, I don't ski,

592
00:33:42,689 --> 00:33:44,624
but he could at least
come and sit with me.

593
00:33:44,658 --> 00:33:46,426
- I completely understand.

594
00:33:46,459 --> 00:33:48,795
- And then having spent
the whole day apart,

595
00:33:48,828 --> 00:33:50,530
every evening, he's
down at the hotel bar

596
00:33:50,563 --> 00:33:52,465
without even thinking
if I might like to come

597
00:33:52,499 --> 00:33:55,136
or bring me back
a glass of wine.

598
00:33:55,169 --> 00:33:59,739
Sorry, I don't have the
testosterone to keep up.

599
00:33:59,773 --> 00:34:02,176
- Kevin isn't winning any
points right now either.

600
00:34:02,209 --> 00:34:04,477
This place is a
wonderland for the kids,

601
00:34:04,511 --> 00:34:06,546
but he won't have
any part of it.

602
00:34:06,579 --> 00:34:08,316
I mean, just because he
doesn't like Christmas,

603
00:34:08,349 --> 00:34:10,483
doesn't mean no one else does.

604
00:34:10,517 --> 00:34:12,053
- Come on, Kev,

605
00:34:12,086 --> 00:34:14,956
you have to admit, us Johnsons
are natural sportsmen,

606
00:34:14,989 --> 00:34:16,958
fastest father and son duo here.

607
00:34:20,394 --> 00:34:23,064
- We could actually go a
lot faster if we wanted to.

608
00:34:24,265 --> 00:34:26,367
- Only one way to find out,

609
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,103
race, race, race,
race, race, race.

610
00:34:31,272 --> 00:34:33,007
- Between you and I,

611
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,976
I arranged this
trip and told Kevin

612
00:34:35,009 --> 00:34:37,378
that our usual ski
resort overbooked.

613
00:34:37,411 --> 00:34:39,612
The kids are growing up so fast.

614
00:34:39,646 --> 00:34:42,383
- Well, I don't have any
problem with Bob in that regard.

615
00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:45,485
He's just a big kid and
he spares no expense,

616
00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:47,121
especially at the holidays.

617
00:34:47,154 --> 00:34:50,890
- Oh, I wonder how Holly's doing
with all that testosterone.

618
00:34:50,925 --> 00:34:52,326
- It stinks there's no snow.

619
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,261
- Imagine how
pretty it would be.

620
00:34:58,132 --> 00:35:01,002
- Speaking of, I
got you something.

621
00:35:01,801 --> 00:35:02,702
- What?

622
00:35:08,242 --> 00:35:09,676
- That's really sweet.

623
00:35:18,352 --> 00:35:21,288
- Okay, if we keep to
this side of the slope,

624
00:35:21,322 --> 00:35:22,990
we'll cut off that part of it.

625
00:35:23,024 --> 00:35:25,192
No one's choosing to ski
there because it's slower,

626
00:35:25,226 --> 00:35:27,294
but with our extra wax,
there'll be less friction

627
00:35:27,328 --> 00:35:29,096
so it won't be a problem for us.

628
00:35:29,130 --> 00:35:32,599
- Dad, we're sliding,
simple as that.

629
00:35:33,434 --> 00:35:34,768
- Well, not exactly, Michael.

630
00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:37,338
- Hey, Kevlar, we
doing this or what?

631
00:35:40,408 --> 00:35:43,543
- Good luck.

632
00:35:57,191 --> 00:36:02,196
- Ride like the wind, Brad.

633
00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:06,699
Relax Kevlar, it's
only good fun.

634
00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:08,369
- We take our skiing seriously.

635
00:36:09,602 --> 00:36:12,073
- Why?
- Lean into it, Michael!

636
00:36:17,178 --> 00:36:19,513
- Come on, that's it.

637
00:36:29,990 --> 00:36:32,892
- Yes, Michael,
yes, yes, Michael!

638
00:36:37,198 --> 00:36:38,099
- Yes!

639
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,402
- That's not fair!

640
00:36:41,435 --> 00:36:42,937
You boy cheated.

641
00:36:42,970 --> 00:36:45,339
He missed the last two.

642
00:36:45,372 --> 00:36:46,440
- Yes, Brad!

643
00:36:55,615 --> 00:36:57,284
- You cheated.
- No I didn't.

644
00:36:57,318 --> 00:36:58,119
- Yes, you did.

645
00:36:58,152 --> 00:36:59,386
- He certainly did.

646
00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:01,322
- I don't see any
rules posted anywhere.

647
00:37:01,355 --> 00:37:02,789
- He's got a point.

648
00:37:02,822 --> 00:37:05,326
It was a no rules race
to the bottom, Brad wins!

649
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:07,294
- Michael!

650
00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:09,530
- What a sore loser.

651
00:37:09,563 --> 00:37:10,830
- You have no
respect for others.

652
00:37:10,864 --> 00:37:12,366
You're a horrible child.

653
00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:13,534
- Don't speak to
my son like that.

654
00:37:13,567 --> 00:37:15,169
It's not his fault
your boy can't compete.

655
00:37:15,202 --> 00:37:16,370
He's a bully just like you.

656
00:37:16,403 --> 00:37:17,804
You don't intimidate me.

657
00:37:17,837 --> 00:37:18,738
- Is that so?

658
00:37:21,575 --> 00:37:22,476
Yeah.

659
00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:33,686
- Are you okay, dad?

660
00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:34,922
- Come on, Brad,

661
00:37:34,955 --> 00:37:36,157
these losers aren't
worth our energy.

662
00:37:49,769 --> 00:37:52,239
♪ Dashing through the snow ♪

663
00:37:52,273 --> 00:37:55,209
♪ In a one horse open sleigh ♪

664
00:37:55,242 --> 00:37:58,245
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

665
00:37:58,279 --> 00:38:01,015
♪ Laughing all the way ♪

666
00:38:01,048 --> 00:38:04,851
♪ Bells on bob tail ring ♪

667
00:38:04,884 --> 00:38:08,389
- Kev, this is not who we are.

668
00:38:08,422 --> 00:38:09,657
You've been dealing
with this need

669
00:38:09,689 --> 00:38:11,858
to be better than the
Johnsons for so long.

670
00:38:11,891 --> 00:38:13,760
I won't let it ruin our holiday.

671
00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:15,563
- Yeah, well you
didn't see them, Jane,

672
00:38:15,596 --> 00:38:17,864
just blatant in your face.

673
00:38:17,897 --> 00:38:19,766
- It was pretty brutal, mom.

674
00:38:19,799 --> 00:38:24,871
- Okay, so maybe it was,
but it's over, look around.

675
00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:30,843
- All right, let's see if
sugar will shift our mood.

676
00:38:32,546 --> 00:38:35,049
♪ In a one horse open sleigh ♪

677
00:38:35,082 --> 00:38:36,951
Okay, what does everyone fancy?

678
00:38:36,984 --> 00:38:38,385
- Oh, these ones
look good over here.

679
00:38:38,419 --> 00:38:39,819
- Cookies?
- Cookies, definitely.

680
00:38:39,852 --> 00:38:41,422
- Cookies all round, okay.
- Cookies.

681
00:38:41,455 --> 00:38:43,524
- Four boxes of cookies please.

682
00:38:43,557 --> 00:38:46,393
♪ The First Noel ♪

683
00:38:49,697 --> 00:38:51,599
- Where have these
been all my life?

684
00:38:51,632 --> 00:38:52,933
I might actually start
to like Christmas

685
00:38:52,967 --> 00:38:54,401
if I had these to
look forward to.

686
00:38:54,435 --> 00:38:58,305
- Hello dear, would
you like to see Santa?

687
00:38:58,339 --> 00:38:59,806
- Yeah, I've never
seen him before.

688
00:38:59,839 --> 00:39:01,008
- No.

689
00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:03,377
- Oh, we'll figure
something out.

690
00:39:06,813 --> 00:39:08,815
- He doesn't like
anything Christmasy.

691
00:39:08,848 --> 00:39:10,251
- That's not true.

692
00:39:10,284 --> 00:39:11,751
I like these cookies.

693
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,521
- How about you sweetheart,

694
00:39:15,589 --> 00:39:17,524
would you like to
see Santa's reindeer?

695
00:39:17,558 --> 00:39:18,459
- Real reindeer?

696
00:39:19,226 --> 00:39:20,427
I'd love to.

697
00:39:20,461 --> 00:39:22,229
- We have zoos back
in England, thank you.

698
00:39:22,263 --> 00:39:25,466
- But I wanna see one
of Santa's reindeer.

699
00:39:25,499 --> 00:39:26,367
Mom, come on.

700
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,601
- We're in Lapland.

701
00:39:27,635 --> 00:39:29,336
- Yeah, what is the
point of coming here?

702
00:39:29,370 --> 00:39:30,770
- That's enough!

703
00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:33,574
- It's their holiday too.

704
00:39:33,607 --> 00:39:35,209
- I said no, and that's final.

705
00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:37,177
- Come on, kids.

706
00:39:40,581 --> 00:39:41,781
- We don't need to see Santa.

707
00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:43,284
We're not going to
see any reindeer

708
00:39:43,317 --> 00:39:45,653
and we're certainly not
having any more ski races.

709
00:39:54,094 --> 00:39:56,230
Worst dad ever more like.

710
00:40:13,414 --> 00:40:14,315
- Yoo-hoo!

711
00:40:21,121 --> 00:40:23,090
- Gotta give him an
A for effort, right?

712
00:40:23,123 --> 00:40:24,992
- More like an F for effort.

713
00:40:25,025 --> 00:40:26,859
- We both know he would've won.

714
00:40:26,893 --> 00:40:29,496
- All in good fun,
it was just a game.

715
00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:31,098
- Someone could have
got really hurt.

716
00:40:31,131 --> 00:40:33,434
- Mom, can we just go?

717
00:40:34,735 --> 00:40:35,636
- Come on.

718
00:40:40,674 --> 00:40:42,743
- I was just making
friends with her.

719
00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:44,178
Did you really have to go-

720
00:40:44,211 --> 00:40:46,246
- Some people are too sensitive.

721
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,815
- Or too competitive.

722
00:40:47,847 --> 00:40:49,283
- It was just boys having fun.

723
00:40:49,316 --> 00:40:50,850
- Not every boy

724
00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:53,153
in every sport has to be a
matter of life and death.

725
00:40:54,488 --> 00:40:55,656
- I'm going for a drink.

726
00:41:03,030 --> 00:41:04,398
- How do you think I feel?

727
00:41:04,431 --> 00:41:06,266
This is my first real
chance at a boyfriend

728
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:07,668
and you're ruining it.

729
00:41:07,701 --> 00:41:09,603
- You can do a lot
better than Doug Johnson,

730
00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:11,171
not to mention he's two
years older than you.

731
00:41:11,205 --> 00:41:13,173
From now on, I don't want
you anywhere near him.

732
00:41:16,744 --> 00:41:17,911
- She's got a point.

733
00:41:17,945 --> 00:41:19,113
You moan about Bob,

734
00:41:19,146 --> 00:41:20,714
but at least he lets
his kids have some fun.

735
00:41:20,748 --> 00:41:23,117
- You can't seriously be
okay with her interest

736
00:41:23,150 --> 00:41:24,184
in Doug Johnson.

737
00:41:24,218 --> 00:41:26,019
- It's a harmless crush.

738
00:41:26,053 --> 00:41:27,988
I'm okay with her being happy.

739
00:41:28,822 --> 00:41:29,990
- Are you guys fighting?

740
00:41:30,023 --> 00:41:32,860
- No.
- No, it's okay, come on.

741
00:41:32,892 --> 00:41:34,027
Back to bed.

742
00:41:41,869 --> 00:41:43,637
- If you want what's
best for your kids,

743
00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:45,906
how about making this
happy holiday a little less

744
00:41:45,939 --> 00:41:47,841
like a military camp?

745
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:49,643
- I just don't
appreciate being scammed

746
00:41:49,676 --> 00:41:52,746
by all these stupid
Christmas overpriced add-ons,

747
00:41:52,780 --> 00:41:55,716
which is why I like the
resort we usually go to.

748
00:41:55,749 --> 00:41:57,584
- But there's nothing
there, but skiing.

749
00:41:57,618 --> 00:41:59,086
- Exactly.

750
00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:01,321
- God forbid, you add on
some happy family memories.

751
00:42:01,355 --> 00:42:03,557
Saving a few pennies is useless

752
00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:06,059
if the entire trip is a failure.

753
00:42:06,093 --> 00:42:08,796
You're essentially
wasting thousands.

754
00:42:08,829 --> 00:42:10,063
Where are you going?

755
00:42:10,097 --> 00:42:11,965
- To the doghouse,
where I'm welcome.

756
00:42:18,338 --> 00:42:20,474
- I'm serious, next
time you're in the UK,

757
00:42:20,507 --> 00:42:21,910
come and see Johnson's autos.

758
00:42:21,942 --> 00:42:23,444
I'll set you up
with a sweet ride,

759
00:42:23,477 --> 00:42:24,845
even arrange for shipping.

760
00:42:26,847 --> 00:42:29,283
- Perfect, I can't
even drown my sorrows

761
00:42:29,316 --> 00:42:30,551
without him turning up.

762
00:42:32,586 --> 00:42:33,821
Ow!
- Sorry Kevlar,

763
00:42:33,854 --> 00:42:35,823
don't have me own
strips sometimes.

764
00:42:35,856 --> 00:42:38,459
Nah, put your money
away, I'm buying.

765
00:42:38,492 --> 00:42:39,793
- No, I'm not owing you any.

766
00:42:39,827 --> 00:42:43,297
- Relax, I'm trying
to make it up to you.

767
00:42:46,834 --> 00:42:51,438
By the way, Beth told
me what Jane did.

768
00:42:51,472 --> 00:42:53,942
You can milk that for
a year of paybacks.

769
00:42:53,974 --> 00:42:55,542
- What are you talking about?

770
00:42:55,576 --> 00:42:57,778
- Switching your resort
reservations to come here.

771
00:42:57,811 --> 00:42:59,112
I mean, it certainly
wouldn't bother me.

772
00:42:59,146 --> 00:43:00,481
We go all out at Christmas,

773
00:43:00,514 --> 00:43:04,418
but for someone like you,
that's a pretty traumatic trick.

774
00:43:08,422 --> 00:43:09,958
- I'm so out of
touch with my family,

775
00:43:09,990 --> 00:43:12,192
it's a wonder they
don't leave me.

776
00:43:12,226 --> 00:43:13,894
- Don't be so hard on yourself.

777
00:43:13,928 --> 00:43:16,530
I get sent to the
dog pretty regular.

778
00:43:16,563 --> 00:43:18,232
That's what pubs were meant for.

779
00:43:21,869 --> 00:43:23,036
Look, what I've learned
is everyone needs
a little time out.

780
00:43:27,741 --> 00:43:30,677
That and an apology
go a long way.

781
00:43:33,948 --> 00:43:35,582
So I do wanna apologize.

782
00:43:36,884 --> 00:43:38,785
Brad's testosterone certainly
doesn't need encouraging

783
00:43:38,819 --> 00:43:41,990
and I just like to see
the kids enjoy themselves.

784
00:43:42,957 --> 00:43:44,558
- Thank you, I appreciate that.

785
00:43:45,659 --> 00:43:47,461
And I want my kids
to have fun too.

786
00:43:48,228 --> 00:43:49,496
I'm just horrible at it.

787
00:43:51,064 --> 00:43:52,934
- We can be a
little over the top,

788
00:43:52,967 --> 00:43:54,501
an excitable gene pool.

789
00:43:55,970 --> 00:43:58,940
Do you think I got into car
sales for my love of vehicles?

790
00:44:00,474 --> 00:44:01,708
No, it was the only job that
would pay someone like me

791
00:44:01,742 --> 00:44:03,277
to be loud and obnoxious.

792
00:44:05,712 --> 00:44:07,381
- At least you found your niche.

793
00:44:08,549 --> 00:44:10,183
- I'm no parenting expert,

794
00:44:10,217 --> 00:44:13,120
but I do know that happy
kids make a happy wife

795
00:44:14,022 --> 00:44:15,656
and that makes a happy life.

796
00:44:17,959 --> 00:44:19,359
What makes your kids happy?

797
00:44:21,495 --> 00:44:23,363
- Everything here in Lapland.

798
00:44:23,397 --> 00:44:25,967
- Problem solved, you're
already here.

799
00:44:29,469 --> 00:44:30,370
- What?

800
00:44:31,738 --> 00:44:34,341
- I was just thinking, we
never finished our race.

801
00:44:34,374 --> 00:44:35,944
Well, I don't think it would've
been much of a contest.

802
00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:37,979
- Michael would've won if
Brad hadn't have cheated,

803
00:44:38,012 --> 00:44:40,480
and I do believe I got
to the bottom before you.

804
00:44:41,582 --> 00:44:43,717
- Well, I guess
we'll never know.

805
00:44:43,750 --> 00:44:46,921
- I know, and any
rematch would prove it.

806
00:44:51,792 --> 00:44:53,226
- What do you have in mind?

807
00:44:55,029 --> 00:44:56,797
- Last day of the holiday,

808
00:44:56,830 --> 00:44:59,666
winner gets to brag
the whole way home.

809
00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:01,101
- How about 100 pounds?

810
00:45:01,134 --> 00:45:04,271
- What, no, Michael would
kill for 100 pounds.

811
00:45:04,304 --> 00:45:05,639
- Let the adult take.

812
00:45:06,740 --> 00:45:09,242
- Oh, I'd rather
keep it innocuous.

813
00:45:11,244 --> 00:45:13,413
- Thought you didn't
like me being obnoxious.

814
00:45:14,715 --> 00:45:17,018
- All right then, rematch
day after tomorrow,

815
00:45:17,051 --> 00:45:18,719
back on the dry slope.

816
00:45:18,752 --> 00:45:19,954
- Why don't we surprise 'em

817
00:45:19,988 --> 00:45:21,588
with something a
little different?

818
00:45:21,622 --> 00:45:23,024
- Oh, here we go.

819
00:45:23,057 --> 00:45:25,892
I'm not signing up for anything
dangerous or embarrassing.

820
00:45:25,927 --> 00:45:28,062
- All I'm saying is
it's your chance to end

821
00:45:28,096 --> 00:45:28,997
on a happy note.

822
00:45:36,570 --> 00:45:40,975
- You're on, excuse me, could
we have the same again please?

823
00:45:41,009 --> 00:45:41,909
- Cheers!

824
00:45:42,910 --> 00:45:46,413
- Cheers!

825
00:46:03,931 --> 00:46:05,766
Oh no, 6:00 AM, fine.

826
00:46:19,846 --> 00:46:22,516
I will be back here at 6:00 AM.

827
00:46:50,011 --> 00:46:55,083
Ow!

828
00:47:35,056 --> 00:47:36,991
- A ho-ho morning to you.

829
00:47:37,024 --> 00:47:40,794
- Hi, morning, I'd like to
buy some tickets for my family

830
00:47:40,827 --> 00:47:42,163
for the Big Santa tour.

831
00:47:42,196 --> 00:47:45,799
- You are going to be
on someone's nice list.

832
00:47:45,832 --> 00:47:47,201
How many?

833
00:47:47,235 --> 00:47:52,305
- Oh four, including me.

834
00:47:58,612 --> 00:47:59,746
- Here we go.

835
00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:02,016
How about next
Tuesday at 11:00 AM?

836
00:48:02,049 --> 00:48:05,920
- I was hoping for today or
maybe tomorrow at the latest.

837
00:48:05,953 --> 00:48:07,888
- These tours are
supposed to be booked

838
00:48:07,922 --> 00:48:09,556
when you make the reservation.

839
00:48:09,589 --> 00:48:11,092
The opening Tuesday

840
00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:13,127
is only because a family
had to cancel their trip.

841
00:48:13,161 --> 00:48:15,428
So can I put you
down for Tuesday?

842
00:48:15,462 --> 00:48:17,165
It won't last long.

843
00:48:17,198 --> 00:48:19,299
- No, we're going
home in two days.

844
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,803
Please, could you just
squeeze us in today?

845
00:48:22,836 --> 00:48:25,605
- Sorry sir, that's all I have.

846
00:48:25,639 --> 00:48:27,041
Like I said,

847
00:48:27,074 --> 00:48:29,476
you should have made the
reservation when you arrived.

848
00:49:05,279 --> 00:49:06,479
- And for a minute there,

849
00:49:06,513 --> 00:49:07,581
I actually thought I
might deserve a chance

850
00:49:07,614 --> 00:49:08,648
at owning that mug.

851
00:49:16,023 --> 00:49:18,192
Now would be the time
to prove your luck.

852
00:49:25,599 --> 00:49:29,436
- Is this the number one?

853
00:49:29,469 --> 00:49:30,972
- I don't think
this is a bus stop.

854
00:49:34,308 --> 00:49:37,777
- I haven't seen a
set of those in ages.

855
00:49:37,811 --> 00:49:40,547
I wonder why no one
wears them anymore.

856
00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:42,049
- They're actually my dad's.

857
00:49:43,583 --> 00:49:44,952
- I see.

858
00:49:48,055 --> 00:49:49,856
- I don't suppose you
have any tickets left

859
00:49:49,890 --> 00:49:51,591
for today's Santa tour?

860
00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:55,729
- Of course, no children
should come to Lapland

861
00:49:55,762 --> 00:49:57,664
and not visit Santa.

862
00:49:58,933 --> 00:50:02,669
- Thank you so much!

863
00:50:03,737 --> 00:50:05,172
You have no idea
how much this means.

864
00:50:05,206 --> 00:50:07,607
- The bus will pick
you up here at midday.

865
00:50:07,641 --> 00:50:10,978
- Got it, thank
you again so much.

866
00:50:11,012 --> 00:50:12,914
My family are gonna
be over the moon!

867
00:50:18,085 --> 00:50:19,419
- Is that okay?

868
00:50:21,222 --> 00:50:22,656
Where have you been?

869
00:50:22,689 --> 00:50:24,091
What are you wearing?

870
00:50:24,125 --> 00:50:25,326
- Actually.

871
00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:27,228
- Don't look now,
Bob Johnson is here.

872
00:50:28,329 --> 00:50:30,563
- Off to Tinseltown
before the Santa tour.

873
00:50:30,597 --> 00:50:31,798
- Don't forget tomorrow.

874
00:50:31,831 --> 00:50:32,866
- Don't you worry.

875
00:50:35,102 --> 00:50:36,070
- What's tomorrow?

876
00:50:37,570 --> 00:50:40,374
- A rematch on the dry slope
with no cheating this time.

877
00:50:40,408 --> 00:50:44,045
And the winner gets bragging
rights and 100 pounds.

878
00:50:46,981 --> 00:50:49,849
All right, come on Snowdons,
eat up and cheer up.

879
00:50:49,883 --> 00:50:53,453
We are on the noon
tour to see Santa.

880
00:50:53,486 --> 00:50:55,056
- Hey, really?
- Hmm, hmm.

881
00:50:55,089 --> 00:50:56,324
- Can we go see the reindeer?

882
00:50:56,357 --> 00:50:57,724
- Yes, we can go and
see the reindeer.

883
00:50:57,757 --> 00:51:00,227
- Oh my gosh, yes.

884
00:51:00,261 --> 00:51:02,696
- Oh my god, dad,
thank you so much.

885
00:51:02,729 --> 00:51:03,630
- Michael.

886
00:51:07,467 --> 00:51:09,203
- I dunno what got
into you last night,

887
00:51:09,236 --> 00:51:11,138
but we should buy a case of it.

888
00:51:16,177 --> 00:51:20,114
- Oh, I better get
out of my pajamas.

889
00:51:20,147 --> 00:51:21,748
See you in a minute.

890
00:51:37,064 --> 00:51:38,865
Oh wow, it's quite busy.

891
00:51:38,898 --> 00:51:40,067
This is gonna be fun.

892
00:51:41,402 --> 00:51:42,303
- Can we sit up front?

893
00:51:42,336 --> 00:51:44,038
- Well, it's not assigned seat,

894
00:51:44,071 --> 00:51:46,207
so we'll just have to
see what's available.

895
00:51:49,443 --> 00:51:50,444
Just say hello.

896
00:51:56,783 --> 00:51:58,452
- Must be nearly 12.

897
00:51:58,486 --> 00:52:00,553
I think my watch
needs a service.

898
00:52:00,587 --> 00:52:02,522
- Well, maybe the bus
is just a bit late.

899
00:52:02,555 --> 00:52:04,492
- Oh, maybe, but the time
slots were so specific.

900
00:52:04,524 --> 00:52:05,926
You think they'd be prompt.

901
00:52:09,696 --> 00:52:11,198
- Oh, here it is.

902
00:52:23,010 --> 00:52:26,213
- Welcome to Lapland's
Premier Santa Tours.

903
00:52:28,949 --> 00:52:29,849
Thank you.

904
00:52:33,187 --> 00:52:34,422
- Here we go!

905
00:52:34,455 --> 00:52:37,824
- Gonna see Santa
and the reindeer.

906
00:52:37,857 --> 00:52:38,892
- Thank you.

907
00:52:43,863 --> 00:52:46,000
Sorry Ms, this is for
another tour group.

908
00:52:47,068 --> 00:52:49,270
Right there, it says,
"The Santa Tour".

909
00:52:50,271 --> 00:52:52,039
- Right, that's what this is.

910
00:52:52,073 --> 00:52:55,842
- Sorry Ms., this is Santa
Tours with an S and no the.

911
00:52:55,875 --> 00:52:58,279
I'm sure your bus
will be along shortly.

912
00:53:31,078 --> 00:53:32,546
- Where did you
get these tickets?

913
00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:34,747
- The old stick lady
from the market.

914
00:53:35,916 --> 00:53:36,917
- Really?

915
00:53:36,951 --> 00:53:38,185
- I didn't want to.

916
00:53:38,219 --> 00:53:40,521
The hotel's had sold
out till next week.

917
00:53:40,554 --> 00:53:41,855
I was trying to do
the right thing.

918
00:53:41,888 --> 00:53:43,057
Gimme a break.

919
00:53:43,090 --> 00:53:45,126
- I told you at the
welcome meeting.

920
00:53:45,159 --> 00:53:46,726
You just don't listen.

921
00:53:46,759 --> 00:53:48,095
- Are we still
going to see Santa?

922
00:53:48,129 --> 00:53:49,696
- Definitely, we're just going

923
00:53:49,729 --> 00:53:51,798
on a different bus, that's all.

924
00:53:51,831 --> 00:53:53,033
- I'm sure it'll be fine.

925
00:53:53,067 --> 00:53:55,668
- It will be fine,
and here very soon.

926
00:54:43,484 --> 00:54:45,186
- Is there a number to call?

927
00:54:45,219 --> 00:54:47,121
- I suppose I could go
and ask the smiley woman

928
00:54:47,154 --> 00:54:48,455
on reception for help.

929
00:55:31,232 --> 00:55:33,866
- All aboard the
Santa Tour Express.

930
00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:35,868
- I don't think there's
anything express about this.

931
00:55:35,902 --> 00:55:36,971
- Hurry up.

932
00:55:37,004 --> 00:55:38,672
- Wait, is it safe?

933
00:55:39,772 --> 00:55:42,610
- Of course, I'm sure it is.

934
00:55:54,255 --> 00:55:55,422
I don't understand,

935
00:55:55,456 --> 00:55:57,024
where are the other
passengers going to sit?

936
00:55:57,057 --> 00:55:59,927
- Oh, it's just you folks today.

937
00:55:59,960 --> 00:56:01,495
- Are we going to
the North Pole?

938
00:56:01,528 --> 00:56:03,063
- We certainly are.

939
00:56:03,097 --> 00:56:06,000
And it's a long ride,
so make yourself snug.

940
00:56:38,565 --> 00:56:42,036
- I spy a Christmas tree forest.

941
00:56:42,069 --> 00:56:43,870
- We'll be there in no time.

942
00:56:44,804 --> 00:56:46,607
- This is so cool.

943
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,709
- It's kind of creepy.

944
00:57:19,807 --> 00:57:20,607
Are we here?

945
00:57:20,641 --> 00:57:21,841
If we go any further,

946
00:57:21,874 --> 00:57:23,610
the North Pole's
gonna get closed.

947
00:57:23,644 --> 00:57:25,412
- The NP never
closes.

948
00:57:26,613 --> 00:57:27,880
Come with me.

949
00:57:27,915 --> 00:57:28,782
- Me?

950
00:57:31,452 --> 00:57:34,887
Okay, just stay calm.

951
00:58:10,724 --> 00:58:12,593
- Time to call the others.

952
00:58:12,626 --> 00:58:15,662
We go the rest of
the way on foot.

953
00:58:19,366 --> 00:58:20,834
♪ Way up North ♪

954
00:58:20,868 --> 00:58:25,606
♪ They're making toys for
every little girl and boy ♪

955
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,941
♪ Who mailed him letters ♪

956
00:58:27,975 --> 00:58:30,411
♪ 'Cause they've been better ♪

957
00:58:30,444 --> 00:58:34,481
♪ So much better than
the year before ♪

958
00:58:34,515 --> 00:58:36,016
- How much further is it?

959
00:58:37,651 --> 00:58:39,787
- Oh, not long now, dear.

960
00:58:40,921 --> 00:58:44,458
- I can't believe we're
in the North Pole.

961
00:59:02,543 --> 00:59:06,046
♪ Santa's crossing
off every wish ♪

962
00:59:06,079 --> 00:59:09,516
♪ Even moms and dads
have made the list ♪

963
00:59:09,550 --> 00:59:12,719
♪ Can you hear the sleigh
bells it's Christmas time ♪

964
00:59:12,753 --> 00:59:16,657
- Hurry now dears, Santa
doesn't have all day.

965
00:59:32,005 --> 00:59:33,707
- This is awesome.
- Yeah.

966
00:59:33,740 --> 00:59:36,911
- Oh wow, that's
all right, isn't it?

967
01:00:10,711 --> 01:00:11,612
- Oh!

968
01:00:12,713 --> 01:00:13,614
- Shh.

969
01:00:19,119 --> 01:00:21,421
Are you're excited to see Santa?

970
01:00:26,527 --> 01:00:27,528
- Michael!

971
01:00:27,561 --> 01:00:28,862
- Where's he going?

972
01:00:29,964 --> 01:00:31,765
- To see Santa of course.

973
01:00:31,798 --> 01:00:33,267
Holly will get her turn too.

974
01:00:40,841 --> 01:00:42,276
- Oh, how did you?

975
01:00:42,309 --> 01:00:43,544
- That was awesome.

976
01:00:43,577 --> 01:00:45,045
- What happened?

977
01:00:45,078 --> 01:00:46,647
- I saw Santa.

978
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:47,814
He's really nice.

979
01:00:48,983 --> 01:00:50,784
Not as big as I thought he'd be.

980
01:00:50,817 --> 01:00:52,052
- You couldn't have.

981
01:00:52,085 --> 01:00:53,754
- You were only gone
for two seconds.

982
01:00:53,787 --> 01:00:54,989
- I did too.

983
01:00:56,024 --> 01:00:58,125
We talked about a lot of things.

984
01:00:58,158 --> 01:00:59,226
- Let me look.

985
01:00:59,259 --> 01:01:00,894
- You can't go by yourself.

986
01:01:00,929 --> 01:01:02,529
- Oh, she has to,

987
01:01:02,563 --> 01:01:04,264
no grownups are allowed.

988
01:01:08,669 --> 01:01:11,238
- You have the same raincoat
as in grandpa's book.

989
01:01:12,539 --> 01:01:14,641
And he showed me his
magic snow globe.

990
01:01:14,675 --> 01:01:16,310
- Do you have any pictures
of what goes on in there?

991
01:01:16,343 --> 01:01:17,311
How do we know it's safe?

992
01:01:17,344 --> 01:01:18,879
- It's completely safe.

993
01:01:18,913 --> 01:01:20,514
He's actually really sweet.

994
01:01:20,547 --> 01:01:22,516
He gave me this
present for the house.

995
01:01:23,617 --> 01:01:26,453
Santa said we can't open
it till Christmas day.

996
01:01:26,486 --> 01:01:29,323
- Who'd like to go and see
if they can spot a reindeer?

997
01:01:30,891 --> 01:01:32,659
- Thanks for letting
us come, dad.

998
01:01:40,567 --> 01:01:42,003
- Well, don't worry,

999
01:01:42,036 --> 01:01:44,171
grownups are allowed
to spot reindeer.

1000
01:01:53,113 --> 01:01:54,314
- Kids only.

1001
01:02:17,571 --> 01:02:20,807
- Who can tell me the
names of Santa's reindeer?

1002
01:02:20,841 --> 01:02:25,913
- Cupid, Comet, Dasher,
Dancer, Prancer, Donner, Vixen.

1003
01:02:26,780 --> 01:02:30,751
- And Rudolph.
- Well done.

1004
01:02:33,820 --> 01:02:37,290
If you spot one,
they love to snack,

1005
01:02:38,825 --> 01:02:41,996
and they'll come out
if you are quiet.

1006
01:02:52,974 --> 01:02:56,443
- 3:00 PM.
- Come on.

1007
01:02:56,476 --> 01:02:58,079
- Yeah, don't worry about
me, I'll catch you up.

1008
01:02:58,112 --> 01:03:00,081
- Oh, for goodness
sake, don't get lost.

1009
01:03:17,764 --> 01:03:18,665
- Jane!

1010
01:03:41,555 --> 01:03:42,456
Holly!

1011
01:03:47,728 --> 01:03:48,628
Michael!

1012
01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:00,041
Snowdons!

1013
01:04:10,617 --> 01:04:13,054
♪ Dashing through the snow ♪

1014
01:04:13,087 --> 01:04:16,958
♪ In a one horse open sleigh ♪

1015
01:04:16,991 --> 01:04:20,194
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪

1016
01:04:20,228 --> 01:04:23,530
♪ Laughing all the way ♪

1017
01:04:23,563 --> 01:04:26,666
♪ Bells on bob tail's ring ♪

1018
01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:30,004
♪ Making spirits bright ♪

1019
01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:31,438
♪ What fun it is
to laugh and sing ♪

1020
01:04:31,471 --> 01:04:32,372
- That's weird.

1021
01:04:33,740 --> 01:04:35,809
♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪

1022
01:04:35,842 --> 01:04:37,744
- It's very weird, Jane!

1023
01:04:37,778 --> 01:04:39,947
♪ Jingle bells jingle bells ♪

1024
01:04:39,981 --> 01:04:43,084
♪ Jingle all the way ♪

1025
01:04:43,117 --> 01:04:45,953
♪ Oh what fun it is to ride ♪

1026
01:04:45,987 --> 01:04:49,456
♪ In a one horse open sleigh ♪

1027
01:04:49,489 --> 01:04:52,692
♪ Jingle bells jingle bells ♪

1028
01:04:52,726 --> 01:04:55,963
♪ Jingle all the way ♪

1029
01:04:55,997 --> 01:04:57,198
♪ Oh what fun it is to ride ♪

1030
01:04:57,231 --> 01:04:59,100
- Good afternoon, I
don't suppose you know

1031
01:04:59,133 --> 01:05:00,567
where my family are, do you?

1032
01:05:03,070 --> 01:05:06,073
No, thank you,
you've been helpful.

1033
01:05:15,183 --> 01:05:16,984
Holly, Michael, Jane!

1034
01:05:30,430 --> 01:05:32,399
It's still 3:00 PM.

1035
01:05:32,432 --> 01:05:34,668
It's like I'm not the
only anything frozen.

1036
01:05:45,345 --> 01:05:47,014
Can't believe my entire survival

1037
01:05:47,048 --> 01:05:48,782
is counting on your luck, dad.

1038
01:05:56,723 --> 01:05:58,025
Northern Point.

1039
01:06:05,799 --> 01:06:06,700
Hello!

1040
01:06:15,609 --> 01:06:17,677
Finally, civilization.

1041
01:06:57,550 --> 01:07:01,055
Hello, hi!

1042
01:07:12,233 --> 01:07:13,566
Hello in there!

1043
01:07:16,370 --> 01:07:18,306
Hello, can you hear me in there?

1044
01:07:22,376 --> 01:07:25,578
North Pole, what is happening?

1045
01:07:25,612 --> 01:07:27,747
Look, is this some
sort of sick joke?

1046
01:07:27,781 --> 01:07:29,749
Are you behind this Bob Johnson?

1047
01:07:42,930 --> 01:07:44,764
Please, where am I?

1048
01:08:00,147 --> 01:08:02,649
Come on, you can come out now.

1049
01:08:09,522 --> 01:08:11,292
This isn't funny anymore.

1050
01:08:12,393 --> 01:08:14,929
Ho, ho, ho, what
a hilarious jape.

1051
01:08:27,607 --> 01:08:29,076
Oh, please, please, please.

1052
01:08:31,212 --> 01:08:32,146
Hello?

1053
01:08:34,348 --> 01:08:35,249
Hello?

1054
01:08:45,292 --> 01:08:46,526
What on earth?

1055
01:08:51,898 --> 01:08:53,733
What is this?

1056
01:08:53,767 --> 01:08:57,471
Sorry, sorry, do
you speak English.

1057
01:08:57,505 --> 01:08:59,206
- Mr. Snowdon?

1058
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:00,740
Sorry to scare you.

1059
01:09:02,842 --> 01:09:07,314
- Alfie, what are
you doing here with?

1060
01:09:07,348 --> 01:09:09,250
- Corky gets a bit overexcited,

1061
01:09:09,283 --> 01:09:10,784
so she works here alone.

1062
01:09:12,886 --> 01:09:15,622
- Well, I have to say, it's
nice to see a familiar face.

1063
01:09:15,655 --> 01:09:17,557
I've been wandering around
that forest for hours.

1064
01:09:17,590 --> 01:09:19,960
My family are gonna be
worried senseless about me.

1065
01:09:19,994 --> 01:09:22,829
My watch, oh, 3:01.

1066
01:09:22,862 --> 01:09:25,499
Well, my watch does seem
to be thawing out finally.

1067
01:09:25,533 --> 01:09:27,301
- Your watch wasn't frozen.

1068
01:09:27,334 --> 01:09:30,603
Frankly, I'm surprised you
even entertained such a notion.

1069
01:09:30,637 --> 01:09:32,106
For the mechanism to freeze,

1070
01:09:32,139 --> 01:09:34,442
it needs to be surrounded
by a liquid of mostly water.

1071
01:09:34,475 --> 01:09:38,012
- Okay, yes, sorry, my
head has been a bit foggy,

1072
01:09:38,045 --> 01:09:40,247
to say the least, but
you're absolutely right,

1073
01:09:40,281 --> 01:09:41,848
it's more likely
to be the intensity

1074
01:09:41,881 --> 01:09:45,286
of the magnetic force you
have this far up north.

1075
01:09:45,319 --> 01:09:47,488
- Let's get you some
hot cocoa to warm up.

1076
01:09:49,789 --> 01:09:52,426
- I like your costumes.

1077
01:09:52,460 --> 01:09:54,861
Are you both working
here for the holidays?

1078
01:09:54,894 --> 01:09:58,665
- This may be hard to believe,
but we're actually elves.

1079
01:10:05,339 --> 01:10:06,639
- Right.

1080
01:10:06,673 --> 01:10:09,043
- I was in your class
to monitor the behavior

1081
01:10:09,076 --> 01:10:10,945
of certain individuals.

1082
01:10:10,978 --> 01:10:12,480
- Look, I appreciate
the charade,

1083
01:10:12,513 --> 01:10:14,647
but I really need to be
getting to my family.

1084
01:10:14,681 --> 01:10:16,550
- I have no idea where they are.

1085
01:10:16,584 --> 01:10:18,352
It wasn't my turn to watch them.

1086
01:10:18,385 --> 01:10:19,719
- Well, that's uncalled for.

1087
01:10:19,752 --> 01:10:22,356
- Oh, hardly, Father
Christmas watches everything,

1088
01:10:22,389 --> 01:10:24,992
especially now as the holiday
season is in full swing.

1089
01:10:25,025 --> 01:10:27,627
- Fine, at least
tell me the way back

1090
01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:29,296
to The Crazy Reindeer.

1091
01:10:29,330 --> 01:10:30,897
- Now that's uncalled for,

1092
01:10:30,931 --> 01:10:33,067
just because they
fly and eat carrots,

1093
01:10:33,100 --> 01:10:34,734
doesn't mean you can act cruel.

1094
01:10:37,871 --> 01:10:41,641
- Sorry, you mentioned
maybe some hot cocoa.

1095
01:10:41,674 --> 01:10:44,211
- I have a mind to
send you on your way.

1096
01:10:44,245 --> 01:10:47,214
But seeing as you
are on my list,

1097
01:10:47,248 --> 01:10:50,783
guess I am partly
to blame, follow me.

1098
01:10:52,319 --> 01:10:54,754
- Oh, nice to meet you Corky.

1099
01:11:05,432 --> 01:11:06,367
- Right this way.

1100
01:11:22,715 --> 01:11:24,285
- Is this an orphanage?

1101
01:11:24,318 --> 01:11:26,420
- You really don't see
how you come off, do you?

1102
01:11:26,453 --> 01:11:28,455
- Well, what else could it be?

1103
01:11:28,489 --> 01:11:30,257
- Sleeping quarters
for the elves.

1104
01:11:36,030 --> 01:11:36,931
Oi!

1105
01:11:38,332 --> 01:11:41,368
- Look, I appreciate
the spirit of all this.

1106
01:11:41,402 --> 01:11:43,504
I really do, but I need to
get back to Jane and the kids.

1107
01:11:43,537 --> 01:11:44,737
They're gonna be worried sick.

1108
01:11:44,771 --> 01:11:46,773
Do you have a telephone?

1109
01:11:46,806 --> 01:11:48,676
- They don't even
know you're gone yet.

1110
01:11:48,708 --> 01:11:49,643
- Of course they do.

1111
01:11:49,677 --> 01:11:51,145
I've been gone for hours.

1112
01:11:51,178 --> 01:11:53,280
We were led into the woods
by this mad old woman

1113
01:11:53,314 --> 01:11:54,949
with a stick.
- Be nice!

1114
01:11:54,982 --> 01:11:57,884
- All right, she wasn't that
old, but I bumped my head.

1115
01:11:57,918 --> 01:11:58,718
I woke up.

1116
01:11:58,751 --> 01:11:59,553
It was snowing.

1117
01:11:59,587 --> 01:12:00,387
I saw a reindeer.

1118
01:12:00,421 --> 01:12:01,422
I got lost in the woods.

1119
01:12:01,455 --> 01:12:02,356
Found this place.

1120
01:12:02,389 --> 01:12:03,856
You're all dressed as elves

1121
01:12:03,890 --> 01:12:05,426
and now you've brought me
into a massive doll's house.

1122
01:12:05,459 --> 01:12:06,660
Where are you taking me?

1123
01:12:06,694 --> 01:12:08,362
Who's in charge
of this operation?

1124
01:12:08,395 --> 01:12:09,796
- Santa of course.

1125
01:12:14,335 --> 01:12:17,804
- I just need the quickest
route to the lodge,

1126
01:12:17,837 --> 01:12:21,075
then I can get the bus back
to The Crazy Reindeer hotel.

1127
01:12:21,108 --> 01:12:23,677
I'm no happier about its
name than you by the way.

1128
01:12:26,547 --> 01:12:29,083
- Right this way sir,
Santa will know what to do.

1129
01:12:41,595 --> 01:12:42,997
Go on, in there.

1130
01:12:44,131 --> 01:12:46,333
- So you are telling
me Father Christmas,

1131
01:12:46,367 --> 01:12:48,369
the real Saint Nick,
grandfather Frost

1132
01:12:48,402 --> 01:12:51,138
and all his other festive
names is behind that door?

1133
01:12:53,674 --> 01:12:57,711
All right then.

1134
01:12:57,745 --> 01:12:59,846
Knock, knock jolly old fat man.

1135
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,616
- What's the meaning of this?

1136
01:13:02,650 --> 01:13:04,784
Alfie, explain yourself.

1137
01:13:08,888 --> 01:13:10,724
- Nice gig if you
can stomach it.

1138
01:13:10,758 --> 01:13:12,926
I'm looking for a phone
or perhaps a lift back

1139
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:14,728
to The Crazy Reindeer.

1140
01:13:14,762 --> 01:13:16,796
- Blitz has been up the
eggnog again has he?

1141
01:13:16,829 --> 01:13:18,332
- Apparently it's a hotel.

1142
01:13:20,167 --> 01:13:24,738
- Kevin Snowdon, as
I live and breathe,

1143
01:13:24,772 --> 01:13:27,041
you still got your
magnetic robot model.

1144
01:13:29,143 --> 01:13:30,778
- I'd forgotten all about that.

1145
01:13:32,746 --> 01:13:36,917
That was the best Christmas
I ever had before my mum...

1146
01:13:37,951 --> 01:13:39,086
Have you been
speaking to my wife?

1147
01:13:39,119 --> 01:13:40,120
Is this her doing?

1148
01:13:41,989 --> 01:13:43,856
- I'm gonna make
you some hot cocoa.

1149
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,428
- I'd say make yourself at home,

1150
01:13:47,461 --> 01:13:49,096
but I can see you're in a hurry.

1151
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:56,236
- Green jacket, just
like Michael said.

1152
01:13:56,270 --> 01:13:57,271
- He's a cute boy.

1153
01:13:59,473 --> 01:14:01,041
- What are those things?

1154
01:14:01,075 --> 01:14:03,876
- My keys, yes,
they have a key now.

1155
01:14:03,911 --> 01:14:05,946
It's gonna take me
decades to wipe out

1156
01:14:05,979 --> 01:14:09,950
that near catastrophe thanks
to that social media nonsense.

1157
01:14:09,983 --> 01:14:12,586
- Listen, do you have a
telephone that I could use?

1158
01:14:12,619 --> 01:14:14,722
- No phones at the North Pole?

1159
01:14:14,755 --> 01:14:15,989
- I've lost my family.

1160
01:14:16,023 --> 01:14:17,624
Alfie said you'd help me.

1161
01:14:17,658 --> 01:14:19,927
- He also said they don't
even know you've gone.

1162
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:21,295
- I need to get back to them.

1163
01:14:21,328 --> 01:14:23,731
Please, can we just
stop the pedantics?

1164
01:14:23,764 --> 01:14:25,833
- I'm not a linguist
or a scientist,

1165
01:14:25,865 --> 01:14:28,202
but I do know that
here at the North Pole,

1166
01:14:28,235 --> 01:14:30,037
the way you harried
civilians measure time

1167
01:14:30,070 --> 01:14:31,438
is very different.

1168
01:14:36,110 --> 01:14:39,580
I only have to turn that
over once every three months.

1169
01:14:39,613 --> 01:14:43,617
One turn is equal to
one hour of your time.

1170
01:14:43,650 --> 01:14:48,355
Here, time runs at one
2000th of your speed.

1171
01:14:54,428 --> 01:14:56,296
- All right then,
how do those work?

1172
01:14:57,364 --> 01:15:00,934
- Elf magic, I left
one behind once.

1173
01:15:00,968 --> 01:15:02,669
I had to make a special
trip back to London

1174
01:15:02,703 --> 01:15:05,739
while the boy was asleep
to swap it for a replica.

1175
01:15:05,773 --> 01:15:08,041
Poor lad must have
thought he was going mad.

1176
01:15:15,082 --> 01:15:17,050
- Top marks.
- Thank you, sir.

1177
01:15:26,493 --> 01:15:27,728
- What's through there?

1178
01:15:28,562 --> 01:15:29,496
- My letters.

1179
01:15:31,498 --> 01:15:34,067
- Of course, and how
many have you received?

1180
01:15:35,002 --> 01:15:37,204
- This year or all together?

1181
01:15:37,237 --> 01:15:38,138
- All together.

1182
01:15:39,306 --> 01:15:40,741
- Behind that door,

1183
01:15:40,774 --> 01:15:44,178
I have every letter ever
written to me since 341 AD.

1184
01:15:44,211 --> 01:15:45,946
- And what are those
you've grabbed?

1185
01:15:45,979 --> 01:15:48,615
- You'll see, I
may be a hoarder,

1186
01:15:53,086 --> 01:15:54,521
but when you deal in belief,

1187
01:15:54,555 --> 01:15:57,858
you sometimes have to refer
to things from the past.

1188
01:15:58,959 --> 01:16:01,829
This still tears
me up to this day.

1189
01:16:09,837 --> 01:16:10,939
- I don't believe it.

1190
01:16:12,573 --> 01:16:14,174
- Better rethink your words.

1191
01:16:18,345 --> 01:16:22,382
Dear Santa, I don't want
any presents this year.

1192
01:16:24,117 --> 01:16:27,488
My mum died and I need her back.

1193
01:16:29,289 --> 01:16:31,291
Dad cries every day.

1194
01:16:31,325 --> 01:16:32,526
So do I.

1195
01:16:32,559 --> 01:16:34,528
But I try not to let him see.

1196
01:16:35,896 --> 01:16:37,966
We both miss her so much.

1197
01:16:37,998 --> 01:16:40,701
I don't think we'll get
through Christmas without her.

1198
01:16:42,035 --> 01:16:46,540
Please use your magic to bring
back my mum, love, Kevin.

1199
01:16:50,444 --> 01:16:52,212
- I was only nine.

1200
01:16:52,246 --> 01:16:53,347
- Michael's age.

1201
01:16:56,383 --> 01:16:58,619
- I suppose you get a lot of
letters like that asking you

1202
01:16:58,652 --> 01:16:59,786
to do the impossible.

1203
01:17:00,888 --> 01:17:03,557
- I do, it's what
keeps me going.

1204
01:17:05,859 --> 01:17:08,395
There's real magic
here at the North Pole.

1205
01:17:08,428 --> 01:17:12,499
Time goes so slowly, you
can hardly see it moving.

1206
01:17:12,533 --> 01:17:14,268
And the reindeer really can fly.

1207
01:17:15,669 --> 01:17:20,340
But however slowly time goes,
I can't make it go backwards.

1208
01:17:22,409 --> 01:17:24,578
That Christmas wish and
all the others like it

1209
01:17:24,611 --> 01:17:28,248
that I couldn't fulfill,
keep me awake at night.

1210
01:17:31,084 --> 01:17:33,587
You never wrote to
me again after that.

1211
01:17:33,620 --> 01:17:37,891
I understand why, but I
couldn't say, it's not my place.

1212
01:17:40,028 --> 01:17:41,862
- I was convinced
you were a fraud.

1213
01:17:42,931 --> 01:17:45,766
So angry, I wanted
you hurled into jail.

1214
01:17:47,834 --> 01:17:50,737
- Got a couple more here I
had rushed over from London.

1215
01:17:56,945 --> 01:17:58,980
"My dad hates Christmas.

1216
01:17:59,013 --> 01:18:02,549
"He always ruins it by taking
us to a boring ski resort."

1217
01:18:03,383 --> 01:18:04,284
- Holly.

1218
01:18:10,457 --> 01:18:13,827
- "What I really want is
for my dad to like Christmas

1219
01:18:13,860 --> 01:18:18,131
"as much as me."
- Michael.

1220
01:18:20,935 --> 01:18:23,470
I really am a terrible dad.

1221
01:18:23,503 --> 01:18:25,872
- No, no you're not.

1222
01:18:25,907 --> 01:18:28,275
You just need to open your eyes

1223
01:18:28,308 --> 01:18:31,845
and see what a wonderful family
you've got in front of you.

1224
01:18:31,878 --> 01:18:33,847
The past will never
be the present.

1225
01:18:37,018 --> 01:18:38,086
It's nearly two
minutes past three.

1226
01:18:38,118 --> 01:18:39,386
We better get you back.

1227
01:18:39,419 --> 01:18:40,320
Alfie!

1228
01:18:42,889 --> 01:18:45,158
He really is my favorite elf.

1229
01:18:45,192 --> 01:18:47,095
- He's my favorite student.

1230
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:48,395
I bet he could tell you exactly

1231
01:18:48,428 --> 01:18:50,397
how many letters you
get sent every year.

1232
01:18:50,430 --> 01:18:51,632
- Last year was a record.

1233
01:18:51,665 --> 01:18:55,168
We had over 250 million,
not including emails.

1234
01:18:55,202 --> 01:18:57,638
- We also estimate that
about 10 million got lost

1235
01:18:57,671 --> 01:18:59,040
in the post.

1236
01:18:59,073 --> 01:19:00,440
- Like I said, Mr. Snowdon,

1237
01:19:00,474 --> 01:19:02,643
your calculations
were quite close.

1238
01:19:02,676 --> 01:19:04,078
Your deductions for
the naughty list

1239
01:19:04,112 --> 01:19:05,445
was way too high though.

1240
01:19:05,479 --> 01:19:07,280
Tell him how many
were on it last year.

1241
01:19:07,314 --> 01:19:08,448
- 27.

1242
01:19:08,482 --> 01:19:09,683
- That's not possible.

1243
01:19:10,651 --> 01:19:12,686
- No children are bad deep down.

1244
01:19:13,754 --> 01:19:16,390
They're just
frustrated or anxious.

1245
01:19:16,423 --> 01:19:18,392
- Even Doug is a good kid.

1246
01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:20,128
His image is just a front.

1247
01:19:21,361 --> 01:19:22,997
I saw him in the playground
once after school

1248
01:19:23,031 --> 01:19:24,231
with his little brother.

1249
01:19:24,264 --> 01:19:25,499
He was crying,

1250
01:19:25,532 --> 01:19:28,036
but Doug was calm and
made him feel better.

1251
01:19:28,069 --> 01:19:30,837
He was there when it
mattered the most.

1252
01:19:30,871 --> 01:19:32,272
- Well, that is a surprise.

1253
01:19:33,273 --> 01:19:34,909
- We must get young Kevin back.

1254
01:19:35,709 --> 01:19:37,310
- Everyone's young in his eyes.

1255
01:19:46,353 --> 01:19:49,189
- Are we in a
different building?

1256
01:20:00,034 --> 01:20:02,803
Hey, Michael's got one of
these on his Christmas list.

1257
01:20:02,836 --> 01:20:04,738
How much are they?

1258
01:20:05,739 --> 01:20:07,141
- It's not for sale.

1259
01:20:07,175 --> 01:20:07,975
- What do you mean?

1260
01:20:08,009 --> 01:20:09,242
You must have plenty.

1261
01:20:09,276 --> 01:20:11,211
- Everything we make
is a gift on my list

1262
01:20:11,244 --> 01:20:13,014
for a child somewhere
in the world.

1263
01:20:13,047 --> 01:20:15,083
Nothing is for sale
or left as extra.

1264
01:20:16,483 --> 01:20:18,752
- Oh, so you mean someone
else has a wooden go-kart

1265
01:20:18,785 --> 01:20:21,022
on their list
other than Michael.

1266
01:20:21,055 --> 01:20:23,523
- Come on, I don't normally
take people through here,

1267
01:20:23,557 --> 01:20:25,026
but it's the quickest route.

1268
01:20:27,161 --> 01:20:28,062
- Oh!

1269
01:20:53,820 --> 01:20:54,788
- Don't overthink it.

1270
01:20:54,821 --> 01:20:56,389
The doors lock differently here.

1271
01:20:57,324 --> 01:20:58,126
- Oh.

1272
01:21:00,861 --> 01:21:03,730
Oh, 3:02.

1273
01:21:10,171 --> 01:21:11,404
Well, what's that?

1274
01:21:11,438 --> 01:21:13,975
- For the reindeer, so
they don't go crazy.

1275
01:21:18,879 --> 01:21:21,481
- I thought reindeer
only ate carrots.

1276
01:21:21,515 --> 01:21:24,085
- A rumor started by the
Easter Bunny.

1277
01:21:27,354 --> 01:21:30,657
- Oh, can you let Jane and
the kids know I'm on my way?

1278
01:21:30,690 --> 01:21:35,762
- No need, come
back at any time.

1279
01:21:45,639 --> 01:21:47,108
- There's no way

1280
01:21:47,141 --> 01:21:49,376
that could have been my letter
from all those years ago.

1281
01:21:53,713 --> 01:21:54,648
And I'm lost again.

1282
01:21:56,683 --> 01:21:59,987
Ah.

1283
01:22:05,259 --> 01:22:06,160
Oh!

1284
01:22:10,697 --> 01:22:13,667
Oh, oh!

1285
01:22:30,117 --> 01:22:32,819
- Kev, I told you
not to get lost.

1286
01:22:32,853 --> 01:22:37,490
- Jane, were you not
worried about me?

1287
01:22:37,524 --> 01:22:39,327
- You were only
gone a few minutes.

1288
01:22:42,330 --> 01:22:43,231
- 3:03.

1289
01:22:44,631 --> 01:22:45,532
- Are you okay?

1290
01:22:47,168 --> 01:22:51,038
- Yeah, I guess the
altitude's maybe a bit foggy.

1291
01:22:52,206 --> 01:22:53,440
- Oh, come on.

1292
01:22:53,473 --> 01:22:55,109
We could all use a cozy
night in by the fire.

1293
01:22:55,142 --> 01:22:58,913
Let's catch up with the kids
and maybe spot a few reindeer.

1294
01:23:07,687 --> 01:23:11,691
- Truly spectacular, and
they've definitely done a number

1295
01:23:11,725 --> 01:23:12,759
on my watch.

1296
01:23:14,128 --> 01:23:16,696
- I can't believe we actually
got to meet the real Santa.

1297
01:23:16,730 --> 01:23:18,598
Did you see the
magic snow globe?

1298
01:23:18,632 --> 01:23:20,500
- It's actually
called an hourglass,

1299
01:23:21,601 --> 01:23:23,271
but yeah, it was pretty awesome.

1300
01:23:25,306 --> 01:23:27,574
- What color jacket
did you say he wore?

1301
01:23:27,607 --> 01:23:30,044
- Green, just like the
one in grandpa's book.

1302
01:23:30,077 --> 01:23:32,779
- But he had his red one
on a hook behind his desk

1303
01:23:32,812 --> 01:23:35,482
and he also had the magic
key in a glass cabinet.

1304
01:23:36,317 --> 01:23:37,952
- Thank you for a lovely day.

1305
01:23:40,922 --> 01:23:42,555
- Seems to be going on forever.

1306
01:23:58,538 --> 01:24:00,074
- They probably chickened out.

1307
01:24:00,107 --> 01:24:02,076
- Be nice, Bradley.

1308
01:24:02,109 --> 01:24:03,010
- Yeah, Bradley.

1309
01:24:04,778 --> 01:24:06,213
- Seems our men are
up to something.

1310
01:24:06,247 --> 01:24:08,782
- He promised he wasn't
going to do anything crazy.

1311
01:24:09,849 --> 01:24:11,986
- Good job your
skis got banged up.

1312
01:24:12,019 --> 01:24:14,688
- I agree, otherwise we
wouldn't have rented these.

1313
01:24:14,721 --> 01:24:16,023
- What are those?

1314
01:24:16,057 --> 01:24:18,092
- These are the real
surprise, Michael.

1315
01:24:18,125 --> 01:24:19,793
- It's all a bit of fun.
- Yes.

1316
01:24:19,826 --> 01:24:22,862
- Johnsons, Snowdons,
giant rubber donuts.

1317
01:24:32,505 --> 01:24:33,707
- Let's have a race.

1318
01:24:33,740 --> 01:24:35,409
I promise, I won't
cheat this time.

1319
01:24:43,985 --> 01:24:45,052
- Boys, be nice.

1320
01:24:45,086 --> 01:24:45,885
- No bumping.

1321
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:47,355
- Or cutting in front.

1322
01:24:47,388 --> 01:24:49,223
- Just bounce or slide.

1323
01:24:49,256 --> 01:24:50,424
- Which one is it?

1324
01:24:50,458 --> 01:24:51,691
- Dunno, I've not done it yet.

1325
01:24:51,725 --> 01:24:52,960
- Oh!

1326
01:24:52,994 --> 01:24:55,029
- It's all about weight
distribution, isn't it?

1327
01:24:55,062 --> 01:24:56,763
You might as well give
that 100 pound now.

1328
01:24:56,796 --> 01:24:58,032
- I've put all my faith

1329
01:24:58,065 --> 01:24:59,833
into a donut full of
hot air, haven't I?

1330
01:24:59,866 --> 01:25:04,138
- Relax, remember what I
said, happy kids, happy wife.

1331
01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:18,852
- Ready?
- Steady.

1332
01:25:18,885 --> 01:25:19,786
- Go!

1333
01:25:25,326 --> 01:25:26,659
- Yes, come on!

1334
01:25:33,334 --> 01:25:34,402
- Woo!
- Woo!

1335
01:25:35,635 --> 01:25:36,504
- Who won?

1336
01:25:39,873 --> 01:25:41,175
Call it a draw.

1337
01:25:48,748 --> 01:25:49,649
- Wait.

1338
01:26:30,958 --> 01:26:33,127
- Look, that's the coat
we saw him wearing.

1339
01:26:39,699 --> 01:26:41,068
- Wait a
minute, isn't that?

1340
01:26:41,102 --> 01:26:42,236
- Who?

1341
01:26:42,269 --> 01:26:44,338
- I don't usually
believe in dejavu, but-

1342
01:26:44,371 --> 01:26:46,373
- Wait, you're
right, isn't that?

1343
01:26:46,407 --> 01:26:47,942
- Grandma Elf from the tour?

1344
01:26:47,975 --> 01:26:51,979
- Oh, Christina would not like
to hear you call her that.

1345
01:26:53,414 --> 01:26:54,714
She gave me this book.

1346
01:26:57,017 --> 01:27:01,155
I met her in a small
shop in Turkey.

1347
01:27:01,188 --> 01:27:04,158
We'd been marching three days

1348
01:27:04,191 --> 01:27:07,660
and she came running out into
the street calling for help.

1349
01:27:09,029 --> 01:27:13,000
So of course, we all went
in and were instantly taken

1350
01:27:13,033 --> 01:27:18,105
by the smell of hot
chocolate and ginger cake.

1351
01:27:19,173 --> 01:27:21,542
Never did find out what
she wanted help for,

1352
01:27:21,575 --> 01:27:24,311
but boy, did she help us.

1353
01:27:24,345 --> 01:27:26,614
- So you didn't help her?

1354
01:27:26,646 --> 01:27:29,016
- Well, we stayed
for over an hour

1355
01:27:29,049 --> 01:27:33,187
while she poured cake and
cocoa down our gullets

1356
01:27:33,220 --> 01:27:34,321
and then we left.

1357
01:27:35,755 --> 01:27:38,959
And I realized how
selfish we were,

1358
01:27:38,993 --> 01:27:44,064
so I ran straight back in and
she thanked me for our company

1359
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:47,535
and she gave me this book.

1360
01:27:49,937 --> 01:27:53,107
Turkey is no country
for marching across,

1361
01:27:54,141 --> 01:27:56,743
but flying, now,
that's another story.

1362
01:27:56,776 --> 01:27:58,212
- It's time for bed.

1363
01:27:58,245 --> 01:27:59,712
- Yes, mum's right.

1364
01:27:59,746 --> 01:28:02,349
Santa won't be visiting
unless you're both asleep.

1365
01:28:02,383 --> 01:28:05,052
- Carrots, reindeer
only eat moss.

1366
01:28:05,085 --> 01:28:07,454
- I'm pretty sure they'll
eat anything we put out.

1367
01:28:07,488 --> 01:28:10,457
- Actually, Holly is right,
reindeer won't eat carrots.

1368
01:28:10,491 --> 01:28:12,825
That was just a rumor
started by the Easter Bunny.

1369
01:28:14,562 --> 01:28:16,263
- Well, I better go in the
garden and dig some up then.

1370
01:28:16,297 --> 01:28:17,198
Come on, guys.

1371
01:28:18,265 --> 01:28:19,567
- Night you two.

1372
01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:21,001
- Night grandad.
- Night.

1373
01:28:21,035 --> 01:28:24,271
- Love you.
- Love you, dad.

1374
01:28:29,742 --> 01:28:31,078
- Thank you for this.

1375
01:28:31,111 --> 01:28:32,213
It did bring me luck.

1376
01:28:38,552 --> 01:28:40,321
- What happened
to you in Lapland?

1377
01:28:41,689 --> 01:28:44,959
I haven't seen you this
happy at Christmas since.

1378
01:28:49,029 --> 01:28:49,964
- I miss her too.

1379
01:28:52,832 --> 01:28:53,900
Try as I might,

1380
01:28:55,202 --> 01:28:57,471
I'll never forget that
first Christmas without her.

1381
01:28:59,039 --> 01:29:03,110
And you were a saint for putting
up with the way I behaved.

1382
01:29:04,844 --> 01:29:05,745
- A saint?

1383
01:29:07,681 --> 01:29:10,584
For so many years, I
thought I'd failed,

1384
01:29:11,818 --> 01:29:16,156
but seeing you with
your kids made me think,

1385
01:29:17,424 --> 01:29:21,595
"Old man, at least you
got one thing right."

1386
01:29:25,332 --> 01:29:26,500
- I love you.

1387
01:29:27,900 --> 01:29:31,972
- Right, you two better get
to bed so Santa could come.

1388
01:29:48,989 --> 01:29:49,923
- Chess set.

1389
01:29:55,296 --> 01:29:56,563
- That's really cute.

1390
01:30:00,833 --> 01:30:01,702
- Wow!

1391
01:30:04,171 --> 01:30:05,372
- Oh my gosh,

1392
01:30:07,274 --> 01:30:08,175
thank you, dad.

1393
01:30:09,876 --> 01:30:11,578
- You're welcome,
you deserve it.

1394
01:30:25,526 --> 01:30:30,364
- To Michael, for you and
your dad, love, Santa.

1395
01:30:38,972 --> 01:30:41,008
- Yes, best Christmas ever.

1396
01:30:43,143 --> 01:30:44,912
- I dreamt about that thing.

1397
01:30:44,945 --> 01:30:47,081
- Oh, I almost
forgot, where is it?

1398
01:30:54,621 --> 01:30:57,257
It's just like
the one Santa had.

1399
01:31:03,797 --> 01:31:05,799
- Are you all right, Kev?

1400
01:31:05,833 --> 01:31:07,835
- Hmm, hmm, yeah, yeah.

1401
01:31:09,203 --> 01:31:11,638
- Kids, why don't you go and
get your dad a hot drink.

1402
01:31:11,672 --> 01:31:14,641
- Yeah, come on.
- Yeah.

1403
01:31:30,591 --> 01:31:33,527
- Here at the North Pole,
time is very different.

1404
01:31:33,560 --> 01:31:37,364
I have every letter ever
written to me since 341 AD.

1405
01:31:37,398 --> 01:31:39,633
Please use your magic
to bring back my mum.

1406
01:31:39,666 --> 01:31:43,003
- This may be hard to believe,
but we're actually elves.

1407
01:31:49,143 --> 01:31:50,110
- It wasn't a dream.

1408
01:31:58,919 --> 01:32:03,490
Oh, thank you.

1409
01:32:03,524 --> 01:32:04,491
Thank you so much.

1410
01:32:06,627 --> 01:32:08,495
- Merry Christmas.

1411
01:32:08,529 --> 01:32:10,497
- Merry Christmas to you.

1412
01:32:10,531 --> 01:32:12,099
Merry Christmas everyone.

1413
01:32:25,846 --> 01:32:30,919
Can anyone explain
to me the principles

1414
01:32:31,985 --> 01:32:33,887
behind Einstein's
theory of relativity?

1415
01:32:41,161 --> 01:32:44,298
- Dear Santa,
thank you so much

1416
01:32:44,331 --> 01:32:46,600
for making last
Christmas the best ever.

1417
01:32:47,901 --> 01:32:49,536
I dunno how you did it,

1418
01:32:49,570 --> 01:32:51,071
but I even got a boyfriend,

1419
01:32:52,739 --> 01:32:54,508
and dad found his
festive spirit.

1420
01:32:56,677 --> 01:32:58,479
He's declared a new
Christmas time tradition

1421
01:32:58,512 --> 01:33:01,048
with our family
friends, the Johnsons.

1422
01:33:15,295 --> 01:33:17,865
I will always write
and believe in you.

1423
01:33:17,898 --> 01:33:19,166
All my love, Holly.

1424
01:33:20,467 --> 01:33:23,437
♪ You better hang up mistletoe ♪

1425
01:33:23,470 --> 01:33:27,207
♪ I'm on my way
through the snow ♪

1426
01:33:27,241 --> 01:33:29,643
♪ Hitch a ride on a sleigh ♪

1427
01:33:29,676 --> 01:33:31,178
♪ Whatever it takes ♪

1428
01:33:31,211 --> 01:33:33,780
♪ There's no holding me back ♪

1429
01:33:33,814 --> 01:33:36,783
♪ I need to get
to you real fast ♪

1430
01:33:36,817 --> 01:33:39,586
♪ Christmas wouldn't
be the same ♪

1431
01:33:39,620 --> 01:33:41,923
♪ Oh I just gotta say ♪

1432
01:33:41,956 --> 01:33:44,625
♪ You bring out the
holly jolly me ♪

1433
01:33:44,658 --> 01:33:47,794
♪ Oh you're all I need ♪

1434
01:33:47,828 --> 01:33:52,699
♪ This Christmas
this Christmas ♪

1435
01:33:52,733 --> 01:33:55,636
♪ You bring out the
holly jolly me ♪

1436
01:33:55,669 --> 01:33:58,472
♪ Oh you're all I need ♪

1437
01:33:58,505 --> 01:34:02,509
♪ This Christmas
this Christmas ♪

1438
01:34:08,615 --> 01:34:11,485
♪ We won't be going
outside no way ♪

1439
01:34:11,518 --> 01:34:15,289
♪ Stay cozy by the fireplace ♪

1440
01:34:15,322 --> 01:34:17,391
♪ Pretty papers and bows ♪

1441
01:34:17,424 --> 01:34:18,725
♪ Silver and gold ♪

1442
01:34:18,759 --> 01:34:21,562
♪ Excitement in the air ♪

1443
01:34:21,595 --> 01:34:25,265
♪ So happy to be
with you my dear ♪

1444
01:34:25,299 --> 01:34:27,601
♪ Christmas wouldn't
be the same ♪

1445
01:34:27,634 --> 01:34:29,736
♪ Oh I just gotta say ♪

1446
01:34:29,770 --> 01:34:33,073
♪ You bring out the
holly jolly me ♪

1447
01:34:33,106 --> 01:34:35,876
♪ Oh you're all I need ♪

1448
01:34:35,910 --> 01:34:40,314
♪ This Christmas
this Christmas ♪

1449
01:34:40,347 --> 01:34:43,350
♪ Yeah you bring out
the holly jolly me ♪

1450
01:34:43,383 --> 01:34:46,520
♪ Oh you're all I need ♪

1451
01:34:46,553 --> 01:34:51,025
♪ This Christmas
this Christmas ♪

1452
01:34:51,059 --> 01:34:53,860
♪ Oh this Christmas ♪

1453
01:34:53,894 --> 01:34:56,697
♪ Holly jolly holly jolly ♪

1454
01:34:56,730 --> 01:35:01,535
♪ You bring out the
holly jolly me ♪

1455
01:35:01,568 --> 01:35:05,105
♪ Yeah let me hear you ♪

1456
01:35:05,138 --> 01:35:09,109
♪ Bring out the holly jolly me ♪

1457
01:35:09,142 --> 01:35:11,079
♪ Yeah it's true ♪

1458
01:35:11,111 --> 01:35:16,183
♪ Holly jolly me ♪

1459
01:35:17,284 --> 01:35:19,853
♪ You bring out the
holly jolly me ♪