1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,931 Nice poster, Reverend Jax. 2 00:00:01,963 --> 00:00:03,028 - _ - Thank you, Dwayne. 3 00:00:03,057 --> 00:00:05,070 We exceeded our construction paper budget for the year, 4 00:00:05,094 --> 00:00:06,514 so I moved some money around, 5 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,856 took it out of double-sided tape... 6 00:00:09,406 --> 00:00:11,601 Does anybody have any double-sided tape I could borrow? 7 00:00:11,626 --> 00:00:13,093 We are going to Lexington. 8 00:00:13,118 --> 00:00:14,359 It's gonna be so fun. 9 00:00:14,384 --> 00:00:15,483 Fun? No. 10 00:00:15,508 --> 00:00:17,308 This is David versus Goliath. 11 00:00:17,531 --> 00:00:21,085 Pastor Magnus and his choir think that they can beat us, 12 00:00:21,110 --> 00:00:23,718 but we're not the same choir we were six months ago, are we? 13 00:00:23,743 --> 00:00:26,498 Hell no! This time I know the songs. 14 00:00:26,523 --> 00:00:27,531 And the real words, 15 00:00:27,556 --> 00:00:29,040 not just cheating off other people's mouths. 16 00:00:29,064 --> 00:00:31,226 I wasn't looking for actual answers. 17 00:00:31,456 --> 00:00:32,859 This is about more than music. 18 00:00:32,884 --> 00:00:34,726 This is about moxie versus money. 19 00:00:34,751 --> 00:00:35,773 Yeah. 20 00:00:35,798 --> 00:00:38,329 This is about sincerity versus hypocrisy. 21 00:00:38,517 --> 00:00:40,384 This is about persistence 22 00:00:40,409 --> 00:00:41,673 versus privilege. 23 00:00:41,698 --> 00:00:42,728 - Amen! - All right. 24 00:00:42,753 --> 00:00:44,415 This is about you beating the guy 25 00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,017 who wouldn't let you bury your wife in his cemetery. 26 00:00:47,042 --> 00:00:48,962 And he kissed her. 27 00:00:48,987 --> 00:00:52,157 And it is naive to think it stopped at a kiss. 28 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:54,532 - All right, can we... - He did say Jean was kinky. 29 00:00:55,909 --> 00:00:58,110 Uh, can we bring it in, please! 30 00:00:58,135 --> 00:01:01,270 The point is, I didn't stay in the cultural ass-crack 31 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,796 of America's armpit in order to lose. 32 00:01:03,821 --> 00:01:06,094 So clear your schedules for the next five days, 33 00:01:06,119 --> 00:01:07,423 because you're mine. 34 00:01:07,448 --> 00:01:09,556 Now is the armpit in the ass-crack, 35 00:01:09,581 --> 00:01:12,749 or is the ass-crack in the armpit? 36 00:01:16,155 --> 00:01:18,595 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 37 00:01:23,914 --> 00:01:26,196 - Who's first? - Second First! 38 00:01:26,221 --> 00:01:28,056 - You ready to blow?! - Yeah! 39 00:01:28,081 --> 00:01:31,079 Three, two, one, blow! 40 00:01:34,358 --> 00:01:35,976 - Again. - _ 41 00:01:36,595 --> 00:01:38,503 Push it, push it. 42 00:01:42,151 --> 00:01:44,376 _ 43 00:01:52,401 --> 00:01:55,157 Three, two, go! 44 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:57,609 Three, two, one. 45 00:02:05,331 --> 00:02:06,331 Yes! 46 00:02:16,335 --> 00:02:17,335 Better. 47 00:02:20,847 --> 00:02:22,971 - _ - Let's do this! 48 00:02:22,996 --> 00:02:24,737 - Whoo! - Hey, guys, 49 00:02:24,762 --> 00:02:26,596 the bus will be here any second, and remember 50 00:02:26,621 --> 00:02:30,518 it is a tight squeeze, so only one bag per person, okay? 51 00:02:30,543 --> 00:02:32,443 One bag? That's impossible. 52 00:02:32,468 --> 00:02:34,862 What if I'm going from an afternoon of athleisure 53 00:02:34,887 --> 00:02:36,553 to a smart casual dinner? 54 00:02:36,578 --> 00:02:38,864 Just wear the same cardigan you always wear. 55 00:02:38,889 --> 00:02:40,472 This is new. 56 00:02:40,496 --> 00:02:41,987 Nice, Wayne. 57 00:02:43,996 --> 00:02:45,933 Who coughed? 58 00:02:48,854 --> 00:02:50,565 Seriously, is somebody sick? 59 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:52,643 'Cause if somebody's sick, they need to go home. 60 00:02:52,668 --> 00:02:54,467 You would leave somebody behind? 61 00:02:54,492 --> 00:02:56,127 We are a herd of antelope, 62 00:02:56,152 --> 00:02:59,869 and that cough is a lion that is chasing us. 63 00:02:59,894 --> 00:03:02,041 So you know what we're gonna do? 64 00:03:03,903 --> 00:03:06,604 We're gonna sacrifice the weak link, 65 00:03:07,801 --> 00:03:11,987 so that the lion will feast upon that carcass, 66 00:03:12,012 --> 00:03:14,205 and the rest of us might survive. 67 00:03:14,318 --> 00:03:16,026 I'll be watching, 68 00:03:17,002 --> 00:03:18,924 and I'll be listening. 69 00:03:19,594 --> 00:03:20,908 I'm gonna go see 70 00:03:20,933 --> 00:03:23,471 if Reverend Jax needs some help with his bag. 71 00:03:23,496 --> 00:03:25,190 Appreciate it, Dwayne. 72 00:03:27,698 --> 00:03:29,666 You didn't make the cut. I'm sorry. 73 00:03:31,769 --> 00:03:33,688 Dwayne, are you okay? 74 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,205 - I'm sorry. - It's fine. 75 00:03:35,230 --> 00:03:37,026 I needed to eliminate an outfit. 76 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:39,151 So long, impromptu baptism. 77 00:03:39,457 --> 00:03:40,776 Can you keep a secret? 78 00:03:40,801 --> 00:03:42,100 What, that you're sick? 79 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:43,972 I can keep that secret. Can you? 80 00:03:45,543 --> 00:03:47,502 Okay, new plan: When you need to cough, 81 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,227 just tap your chin with your finger, 82 00:03:49,252 --> 00:03:50,785 and I'll create a diversion. 83 00:03:51,138 --> 00:03:53,260 - Hey, uh, Reverend Jax... - Ginny! 84 00:03:53,285 --> 00:03:56,315 ♪ Ginny, bo-binny, banana-fana-fo-finny ♪ 85 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:59,416 - ♪ Fi-fi-fo-finny, Ginny ♪ - I like that. 86 00:03:59,441 --> 00:04:00,963 Um, oh wait, wait. 87 00:04:00,988 --> 00:04:03,055 Did the bus company call and say why they're late? 88 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,807 I have to be at the hotel by 6:00 for a job interview. 89 00:04:05,832 --> 00:04:07,765 In Lexington? Would you have to move? 90 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:09,783 Yes, but it's just an interview, 91 00:04:09,808 --> 00:04:11,213 and I probably won't get it. 92 00:04:11,238 --> 00:04:13,516 I just... I don't want Adams to find out. 93 00:04:13,541 --> 00:04:16,150 She is my current boss and my forever friend. 94 00:04:16,175 --> 00:04:18,208 - She's my boss friend. - Reverend Jax. 95 00:04:18,233 --> 00:04:21,057 Oh, come on, it's only two days! 96 00:04:21,082 --> 00:04:23,166 You don't need a turquoise bolo! 97 00:04:23,867 --> 00:04:25,526 Thank you, Ginny. 98 00:04:25,551 --> 00:04:28,276 So long "antiquing with Ashley Judd." 99 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:29,471 Could you do me a favor? 100 00:04:29,496 --> 00:04:30,916 When we get to Lexington, 101 00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:32,729 I need to duck out for a moment. 102 00:04:32,754 --> 00:04:34,705 - Could you cover for me? - Of course. 103 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:36,563 Anything you need to discuss? 104 00:04:36,884 --> 00:04:39,008 You need to pack some drawers. 105 00:04:40,090 --> 00:04:41,971 I guess this will be a commando trip. 106 00:04:41,996 --> 00:04:44,307 God's love is all the support I need. 107 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,510 Now don't unplug Gram-Gram, no matter how mean she is. 108 00:04:47,535 --> 00:04:49,322 Or how many times she asks you. 109 00:04:49,347 --> 00:04:50,980 Mmhmm... oh. 110 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:54,197 - Son of a biscuit! - What's wrong? 111 00:04:54,222 --> 00:04:56,971 Our bus broke down, and they can't get a replacement until tonight. 112 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:58,129 Sounds like sabotage. 113 00:04:58,154 --> 00:04:59,455 You think Magnus is behind this? 114 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:00,533 Arthur, focus! 115 00:05:00,558 --> 00:05:02,869 We gotta be in Lexington by 6:00 PM. 116 00:05:04,057 --> 00:05:06,190 For team building purposes. 117 00:05:06,215 --> 00:05:07,855 Well, my buddy Dookie might be able to help. 118 00:05:07,879 --> 00:05:08,879 He has a bus. 119 00:05:08,904 --> 00:05:11,674 I'm leery of any plan that hinges on a man named "Dookie," 120 00:05:11,699 --> 00:05:13,451 but how bad can it be? 121 00:05:14,605 --> 00:05:17,354 Dookie just has to drop these kids off at the Winter Formal, 122 00:05:17,379 --> 00:05:18,990 and then we're good to go. 123 00:05:19,015 --> 00:05:21,549 Tell your friend to drive faster, Dookie! 124 00:05:21,574 --> 00:05:23,908 No more stopping for fake IDs. 125 00:05:23,933 --> 00:05:25,010 You look familiar. 126 00:05:25,035 --> 00:05:27,377 I was Snowflake Queen in 19... 127 00:05:27,402 --> 00:05:30,054 No, you're the lady that murdered her husband. 128 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:32,049 Do you do stepdads? I hate Rick. 129 00:05:32,074 --> 00:05:33,855 Honey, you can't afford me. 130 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:36,533 No, don't answer that! 131 00:05:36,558 --> 00:05:38,135 Pastor Magnus! 132 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,721 I'm so honored that you have my phone number! 133 00:05:40,746 --> 00:05:43,315 I hear you're having transportation issues. 134 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:44,640 How does he kn... 135 00:05:44,665 --> 00:05:46,932 Quinn, will you get off social media! 136 00:05:46,957 --> 00:05:48,088 They're my only friends! 137 00:05:48,113 --> 00:05:51,276 If you need to back out of regionals, 138 00:05:51,301 --> 00:05:52,963 I'm sure everyone would understand. 139 00:05:52,988 --> 00:05:55,760 Oh, you would love that, wouldn't you? 140 00:05:55,785 --> 00:05:59,196 You're looking at the face of the next regional champion! 141 00:05:59,221 --> 00:06:01,705 You got a little something here. 142 00:06:02,175 --> 00:06:04,611 ♪ Oh, Lord, my God ♪ 143 00:06:08,983 --> 00:06:11,342 Hi, hello, hi. 144 00:06:11,366 --> 00:06:12,376 Hi, my name is Ginny Hawlings 145 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,167 and I have a six o'clock appointment with Brian. 146 00:06:14,191 --> 00:06:15,191 Brian's dead. 147 00:06:15,510 --> 00:06:17,651 Oh, sorry. I wish Brian was dead. 148 00:06:17,676 --> 00:06:18,909 I was daydreaming. 149 00:06:18,934 --> 00:06:20,986 - He just denied my vacation days. - Oh. 150 00:06:21,011 --> 00:06:22,745 But you might be able to catch him in the garage. 151 00:06:22,769 --> 00:06:24,729 Vacation days. That must be nice. 152 00:06:24,754 --> 00:06:26,081 Wait, garage, garage, garage, garage... 153 00:06:26,105 --> 00:06:27,571 Just text me the address. 154 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:29,237 I should be able to get out of here in an hour. 155 00:06:29,261 --> 00:06:31,158 - Going somewhere? - Yeah. 156 00:06:31,183 --> 00:06:34,549 I'm going to 1253 Mind Your Business Avenue. 157 00:06:34,574 --> 00:06:36,557 - Okay. - Hey, what's going on? 158 00:06:36,582 --> 00:06:38,916 We booked ten rooms. How can there only be five? 159 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:41,401 - There's a choral competition in town. - Yeah. 160 00:06:41,426 --> 00:06:44,107 I know, it sounds stupid, but some people are into that. 161 00:06:44,741 --> 00:06:47,877 Aw, you guys just can't catch a break. 162 00:06:47,902 --> 00:06:50,299 It's like that saying, "the rich get richer." 163 00:06:50,324 --> 00:06:51,737 - But the opposite. - What a shock. 164 00:06:51,762 --> 00:06:53,721 Someone from Perpetual Praise is gloating. 165 00:06:53,746 --> 00:06:57,369 Hang on, is Magnus behind this room thing? 166 00:06:57,394 --> 00:06:59,789 Yes, he's obsessed with you. You're all he talks about. 167 00:06:59,814 --> 00:07:02,096 Oh, wait, no. That's Jesus. 168 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:03,979 Right, that zombie you all worship. 169 00:07:04,004 --> 00:07:07,094 Well, looks like you and I are gonna have to share a bed. 170 00:07:07,119 --> 00:07:09,088 You wanna be the big spoon or the little spoon? 171 00:07:09,113 --> 00:07:11,463 Who are we kidding? We both know you're little spoon. 172 00:07:11,488 --> 00:07:14,143 As much as I believe platonic cuddling is the answer 173 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:16,643 to all of life's problems, I gotta come clean. 174 00:07:17,568 --> 00:07:20,299 I got a cold, and I don't want Arthur sending me home. 175 00:07:20,324 --> 00:07:23,518 Why didn't you tell me? I have the perfect cure. 176 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:26,310 On a scale of one to ten, what's your pain tolerance? 177 00:07:27,478 --> 00:07:28,944 Brian? 178 00:07:29,254 --> 00:07:31,979 Hi, I'm Ginny. 179 00:07:32,004 --> 00:07:33,369 - From the phone. - Oh. 180 00:07:33,394 --> 00:07:34,955 I am so sorry that I was late 181 00:07:34,980 --> 00:07:36,417 to our interview, but I can talk now. 182 00:07:36,441 --> 00:07:37,729 Well, I can't. 183 00:07:37,754 --> 00:07:39,315 I'm meeting my mother for drinks. 184 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:40,659 Don't ask. 185 00:07:40,684 --> 00:07:44,791 What a coincidence. My other car is a TARDIS too. 186 00:07:46,106 --> 00:07:48,815 - You a big "Doctor Who" fan? - Oh, my God, are you kidding? 187 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,407 My mama always said I should marry a doctor, and I said, 188 00:07:51,432 --> 00:07:53,385 "Only if it's Doctor Who." 189 00:07:53,632 --> 00:07:55,159 Can you come back tomorrow at 11:00? 190 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:57,914 11:00? That's my middle name. 191 00:07:57,939 --> 00:08:00,299 That was a joke. It's 12:00. 192 00:08:00,324 --> 00:08:02,580 That was also a joke. It's JoAnne. 193 00:08:02,605 --> 00:08:04,893 I'm actually really nervous. It's Trish. 194 00:08:06,132 --> 00:08:08,088 You know, I had a feeling you were sick. 195 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,268 We're connected, brother. 196 00:08:09,293 --> 00:08:11,828 Like when one twin gets hurt and the other feels it. 197 00:08:11,853 --> 00:08:13,698 Now, this might burn a little. 198 00:08:13,723 --> 00:08:15,843 - 'Cause it's hot water? - Because it's grain alcohol. 199 00:08:16,308 --> 00:08:17,893 Aah, gah. 200 00:08:17,918 --> 00:08:20,182 Ooh, our nose! 201 00:08:23,019 --> 00:08:24,318 Check it out. 202 00:08:24,343 --> 00:08:25,776 I changed the sound check times. 203 00:08:25,801 --> 00:08:28,268 I swapped our time with Perpetual Praise 204 00:08:28,293 --> 00:08:29,572 so they're gonna miss rehearsal, 205 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:30,721 and we're gonna get double. 206 00:08:30,746 --> 00:08:34,174 Payback's a bitch, and I am high on life. 207 00:08:34,199 --> 00:08:35,580 Have you been drinking? 208 00:08:35,605 --> 00:08:37,565 Just a bunch of mini-bar bourbons 209 00:08:37,590 --> 00:08:39,724 and that Five Hour Energy 210 00:08:39,749 --> 00:08:41,683 that looked a hell of a lot like a mini-bar bourbon. 211 00:08:41,707 --> 00:08:43,885 11:00? Oh, no, no, no. 212 00:08:43,910 --> 00:08:45,229 - That won't work. - Why not? 213 00:08:45,254 --> 00:08:46,963 - Don't freak out. - Mm-kay. 214 00:08:46,988 --> 00:08:48,721 But I have a job interview. 215 00:08:48,746 --> 00:08:50,494 It would mean a raise, 216 00:08:50,519 --> 00:08:53,126 and health insurance, even dental. 217 00:08:53,151 --> 00:08:55,065 I could stop wearing Cash's old retainer. 218 00:08:55,090 --> 00:08:56,675 Yeah, you should definitely stop doing that 219 00:08:56,699 --> 00:08:58,479 'cause that's really gross. 220 00:08:58,504 --> 00:09:00,083 You have to reschedule. You're the soloist. 221 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:02,307 You don't understand how much this means to me. 222 00:09:02,332 --> 00:09:03,465 - To you? - Mm-hmm. 223 00:09:03,490 --> 00:09:04,881 Obliterating Magnus 224 00:09:04,906 --> 00:09:06,698 is the reason I stayed here... 225 00:09:06,723 --> 00:09:09,159 You convinced me to lead this choir, 226 00:09:09,184 --> 00:09:10,362 and you're not sticking it out? 227 00:09:10,386 --> 00:09:12,820 I don't want to leave Conley Fork. 228 00:09:12,845 --> 00:09:15,909 My Gram-Gram would destroy me on social media. 229 00:09:15,934 --> 00:09:18,695 But you're the one who told me to dream bigger. 230 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,869 No, don't blame me for your selfishness. 231 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,494 So wanting what's best for my family is selfish? 232 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:25,653 Deserting people who are depending on you 233 00:09:25,678 --> 00:09:26,870 is selfish, yes. 234 00:09:26,895 --> 00:09:28,940 I think you should leave. 235 00:09:28,965 --> 00:09:30,791 Go on. Git. 236 00:09:30,816 --> 00:09:33,549 - Don't you mean "get?" - I mean git. 237 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:37,275 It rhymes with "stuck-up piece of [BLEEP]." 238 00:09:39,367 --> 00:09:41,752 Appreciate the hospitality. 239 00:09:44,181 --> 00:09:45,647 Maybe if I offered mixed nuts, 240 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,830 people would open up to me more. 241 00:09:48,944 --> 00:09:51,002 - Taxi! - I have to go. 242 00:10:06,593 --> 00:10:08,044 Rev? 243 00:10:08,977 --> 00:10:11,419 - Did you follow me here? - Yes. 244 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,843 But only because I care. 245 00:10:12,868 --> 00:10:14,833 I don't understand why you don't trust me. 246 00:10:14,858 --> 00:10:16,992 Everyone else in the church thinks I'm a good pastor 247 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,153 now that Bernice is dead. 248 00:10:18,178 --> 00:10:19,646 Please welcome to the stage 249 00:10:19,671 --> 00:10:22,519 Madame Adams! 250 00:10:22,544 --> 00:10:25,622 Hello, my beautiful babies! 251 00:10:25,647 --> 00:10:27,513 I'm Madame Adams, 252 00:10:27,538 --> 00:10:30,991 and I've been keeping it tight since 19... 253 00:10:32,327 --> 00:10:33,569 That man is doing an impression of you. 254 00:10:33,593 --> 00:10:36,489 - Does he know you? - That's my husband, Keith. 255 00:10:37,090 --> 00:10:39,242 Your dead husband is alive? 256 00:10:39,267 --> 00:10:42,068 No, my alive husband who's about to be dead. 257 00:10:42,093 --> 00:10:44,060 You stole my life! 258 00:10:44,085 --> 00:10:45,161 And my dress! 259 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,220 I look like a young Beyoncé. 260 00:10:47,245 --> 00:10:49,380 Damn it, he's really pulling it off. 261 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:54,208 ♪ For spacious skies ♪ 262 00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:56,724 So your big secret is that you didn't murder your husband? 263 00:10:56,749 --> 00:10:58,333 His parents are conservative. 264 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,247 They were never gonna accept him. 265 00:11:00,272 --> 00:11:03,740 He had to leave Conley Fork to be who he is! 266 00:11:03,765 --> 00:11:05,733 So I said I'd cover for him. 267 00:11:05,758 --> 00:11:08,058 I do not warble like that. 268 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:10,640 So now I know why you never denied the murder rumors. 269 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:12,146 You were protecting Keith. 270 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,221 That's very noble. 271 00:11:14,327 --> 00:11:17,057 I'm Madame Adams, the owner of this club 272 00:11:17,082 --> 00:11:19,435 and the mineral rights below. 273 00:11:19,460 --> 00:11:21,505 He's like a younger you. 274 00:11:21,530 --> 00:11:23,154 He's like an older you. 275 00:11:23,179 --> 00:11:25,322 He doesn't look like you. 276 00:11:25,347 --> 00:11:27,030 So glad you made it. 277 00:11:27,436 --> 00:11:29,608 - Who's your friend? - I'm Reverend Jax, 278 00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:32,583 her beloved and trusted pastor and also her best friend! 279 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:34,007 He followed me here. 280 00:11:34,032 --> 00:11:37,616 So he's from Conley Fork, where people still believe I'm dead. 281 00:11:37,641 --> 00:11:38,654 Until now. 282 00:11:38,679 --> 00:11:41,481 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 283 00:11:44,353 --> 00:11:46,515 - I met someone. - That's amazing! 284 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:50,865 Except, because of our secret, he thinks I'm a murderer. 285 00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:52,547 That gives you the upper hand in the relationship. 286 00:11:52,571 --> 00:11:55,397 - I don't see the problem. - Secrets can be a real burden. 287 00:11:55,422 --> 00:11:58,748 Oh, really? I wouldn't know that as a gay black man in Kentucky. 288 00:11:59,658 --> 00:12:03,803 Listen, I am glad that you got to start over, 289 00:12:03,828 --> 00:12:05,394 but my new life can't start 290 00:12:05,419 --> 00:12:07,130 until people in Conley Fork know the truth. 291 00:12:07,155 --> 00:12:08,954 I'm just not ready yet. 292 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:10,779 So, if you'll excuse me, 293 00:12:10,804 --> 00:12:12,647 I have to get ready for the next show. 294 00:12:12,881 --> 00:12:14,514 Let's go. 295 00:12:14,745 --> 00:12:17,779 I kind of ordered some huevos rancheros. 296 00:12:19,648 --> 00:12:21,631 Hello again... 297 00:12:22,050 --> 00:12:23,776 - Jan. - Jan, Jan, ba-bam, 298 00:12:23,801 --> 00:12:25,761 banana-fana-fo-fam... 299 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:28,417 I am back for my interview with Brian. 300 00:12:28,442 --> 00:12:31,206 Brian's behind schedule, but you can have a seat. 301 00:12:32,215 --> 00:12:33,636 Oh. 302 00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:38,980 This place is big as hell! 303 00:12:39,005 --> 00:12:40,038 Or heaven. 304 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,362 Anybody else feel small? 305 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:44,620 Welcome to my world, buddy. 306 00:12:50,454 --> 00:12:52,886 A burp would echo so loud in here. 307 00:12:54,569 --> 00:12:56,403 Don't be intimidated. 308 00:12:56,428 --> 00:12:57,605 Quinn, do me a favor. 309 00:12:57,630 --> 00:12:59,308 Stand by that back riser. 310 00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:03,151 Where's that come up? Comes up right to his hip, don't they? 311 00:13:03,362 --> 00:13:05,798 He's right. They do! 312 00:13:05,823 --> 00:13:08,495 - What's that mean? - It means they are the same height 313 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,058 as the ones we've been practicing on in Conley Fork. 314 00:13:11,083 --> 00:13:12,347 Adams, touch those robes. 315 00:13:12,372 --> 00:13:14,434 A random rack of robes that could belong to vagabonds? 316 00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,526 - No thank you. - Junior. 317 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:19,050 Feels like a polyester blend. 318 00:13:19,075 --> 00:13:21,401 Low viscosity. 10% rayon, max. 319 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,339 It's the same material as our cheap choir robes, am I right? 320 00:13:24,364 --> 00:13:25,627 - Yes. - They are. 321 00:13:25,652 --> 00:13:26,652 - Yes. - I want 322 00:13:26,677 --> 00:13:28,316 this win against Magnus 323 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:31,042 more than anything, and I know you do too. 324 00:13:31,067 --> 00:13:32,699 Every one of you. 325 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,058 Except Ginny. 326 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,988 Where is she? 327 00:13:39,943 --> 00:13:43,199 _ 328 00:13:46,555 --> 00:13:47,660 Excuse me, where is the bathroom? 329 00:13:47,684 --> 00:13:49,196 Oh, is it right here? Thank you so much. 330 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:51,902 - You've been great! - That's where Brian is... 331 00:13:52,223 --> 00:13:54,659 Brian, I am withdrawing my application, 332 00:13:54,684 --> 00:13:55,750 which is your loss 333 00:13:55,775 --> 00:13:58,075 because I am the best candidate for this position, 334 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,253 because unlike you, I am punctual. 335 00:14:00,278 --> 00:14:02,886 And I'm honest, which is why I'm gonna tell you 336 00:14:02,911 --> 00:14:05,574 I watched "Doctor Who," and it makes absolutely no sense. 337 00:14:05,599 --> 00:14:07,833 I mean, the bad guys are trash cans. 338 00:14:07,858 --> 00:14:09,325 Now, if you'll excuse me, 339 00:14:09,350 --> 00:14:11,378 I have somewhere more important to be. 340 00:14:11,403 --> 00:14:14,222 Good luck finding a better assistant manager than me. 341 00:14:16,085 --> 00:14:19,238 But I'm the assistant manager. 342 00:14:19,546 --> 00:14:22,472 That's why I called you in here, Gary. 343 00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:25,086 Okay, I know this is just sound check, 344 00:14:25,111 --> 00:14:27,129 but I want you to put everything into these two numbers. 345 00:14:27,153 --> 00:14:29,839 I want to blow Magnus' toupee so far off his head, 346 00:14:29,864 --> 00:14:31,909 it lands in the woods and squirrels nest in it. 347 00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:33,652 Can I get an amen? 348 00:14:33,677 --> 00:14:35,964 Amen! 349 00:14:35,989 --> 00:14:37,659 Guys! Guys, I'm here. 350 00:14:37,684 --> 00:14:38,964 I'm here. 351 00:14:38,989 --> 00:14:41,423 I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that I'm late. 352 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,245 That was for them and not for you. 353 00:14:43,270 --> 00:14:44,370 Girl, what are you wearing? 354 00:14:44,395 --> 00:14:46,784 You look like a court-appointed attorney. 355 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000 Hit it. 356 00:14:50,231 --> 00:14:52,722 We are the reigning, reigning, reigning champions, 357 00:14:52,747 --> 00:14:54,449 and we would not miss our sound check. 358 00:14:56,739 --> 00:14:58,538 I have in my hand 359 00:14:58,563 --> 00:15:00,830 a schedule that says you changed our time 360 00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:03,339 with the Second First Church of the Cumberlands! 361 00:15:03,364 --> 00:15:06,620 ♪ When I die, and they lay me to rest ♪ 362 00:15:06,645 --> 00:15:10,011 ♪ Gonna go to the place that's the best ♪ 363 00:15:10,036 --> 00:15:12,831 ♪ When I lay me down to die ♪ 364 00:15:12,856 --> 00:15:17,128 ♪ Going up to the spirit in the sky ♪ 365 00:15:17,153 --> 00:15:19,574 ♪ Going up to the spirit in the sky ♪ 366 00:15:19,599 --> 00:15:20,917 ♪ Spirit in the sky ♪ 367 00:15:20,942 --> 00:15:23,589 ♪ That's where I'm gonna go when I die ♪ 368 00:15:23,614 --> 00:15:24,647 ♪ When I die ♪ 369 00:15:24,672 --> 00:15:26,999 ♪ When I die and they lay me to rest ♪ 370 00:15:27,024 --> 00:15:30,926 ♪ I'm gonna go to the place that's the best ♪ 371 00:15:30,951 --> 00:15:34,497 - Yeah, though I walk through... - What in creation is this? 372 00:15:34,522 --> 00:15:36,576 This was supposed to be our time! 373 00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:38,634 Your sound check was an hour ago. 374 00:15:38,659 --> 00:15:40,240 You missed it, so they skipped you. 375 00:15:40,265 --> 00:15:42,138 He that worketh deceit 376 00:15:42,163 --> 00:15:43,966 shall not dwell within my house! 377 00:15:43,991 --> 00:15:46,419 Says the man who sabotaged our bus 378 00:15:46,444 --> 00:15:47,669 and stole our hotel rooms. 379 00:15:47,694 --> 00:15:49,388 I have no idea what you're talking about. 380 00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:52,013 Yeah, well, do you remember denying my wife's dying wish 381 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,630 to be buried in your cemetery? 382 00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:57,138 I have asked God to help me like you, 383 00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:59,154 but some prayers will go unanswered. 384 00:15:59,179 --> 00:16:02,280 Yeah, well, imaginary friends are so unreliable. 385 00:16:02,305 --> 00:16:04,832 Pray as hard as you want. You're gonna lose. 386 00:16:10,842 --> 00:16:12,108 Medic! 387 00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:14,380 What... no, no, I'm fine! I'm fine... 388 00:16:14,405 --> 00:16:15,591 I got you buddy. 389 00:16:15,616 --> 00:16:17,816 Rest easy in my jacked arms. 390 00:16:17,841 --> 00:16:20,185 Nope, I can't do it. Too huge, going down! 391 00:16:22,325 --> 00:16:24,717 Oh, my God, did I just kill Magnus? 392 00:16:24,742 --> 00:16:26,116 No, he's not dead, 393 00:16:26,141 --> 00:16:28,353 and a lot of things can cause a heart attack. 394 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:30,053 This is all your fault! 395 00:16:30,078 --> 00:16:31,756 I need to go in the ambulance with him 396 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:33,963 to keep his hair on straight. 397 00:16:33,988 --> 00:16:35,237 It's what he would want. 398 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,761 I spoke to the other pastors. 399 00:16:36,785 --> 00:16:39,230 We decided out of respect for Pastor Magnus, 400 00:16:39,254 --> 00:16:40,631 we should cancel regionals. 401 00:16:40,655 --> 00:16:42,106 I'll tell the choir. 402 00:16:42,307 --> 00:16:43,573 Are you okay? 403 00:16:43,598 --> 00:16:44,769 Worst thing in the world just happened 404 00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:45,870 to the person I hate most. 405 00:16:45,894 --> 00:16:48,239 You think I'd be happy, but I'm sad. 406 00:16:48,263 --> 00:16:49,356 Well, of course you are. 407 00:16:49,381 --> 00:16:50,773 - You're not a monster. - Oh, really? 408 00:16:50,797 --> 00:16:54,478 I tried to keep you from taking a shot at a better life. 409 00:16:54,503 --> 00:16:56,414 Oof, doesn't matter. 410 00:16:56,438 --> 00:16:59,217 I screwed it up, and I am sure that I will not get it. 411 00:16:59,241 --> 00:17:00,485 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Mm. 412 00:17:00,509 --> 00:17:02,886 Back to me. What the hell am I supposed to do? 413 00:17:02,911 --> 00:17:04,655 I mean, ever since Jean died, 414 00:17:04,679 --> 00:17:07,492 revenge is the only thing that's been keeping me going. 415 00:17:07,516 --> 00:17:09,788 Well, on the surface, maybe. 416 00:17:10,018 --> 00:17:13,398 But underneath, I mean, wasn't it about friendship 417 00:17:13,422 --> 00:17:17,235 and community and the joy of making music with us? 418 00:17:17,259 --> 00:17:18,327 Nah. 419 00:17:18,352 --> 00:17:20,497 I don't live in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. 420 00:17:20,522 --> 00:17:22,358 Unless there's a bar. 421 00:17:26,555 --> 00:17:28,845 Yep, kind of a bummer we don't get to perform. 422 00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:31,569 Dookie was really looking forward to it. 423 00:17:31,594 --> 00:17:33,888 I know a place we might be able to perform. 424 00:17:33,913 --> 00:17:36,069 - Just need to make a call. - Great. 425 00:17:36,094 --> 00:17:38,192 I don't know what those paramedics shot me full of, 426 00:17:38,217 --> 00:17:39,589 but I feel like singing, dancing, 427 00:17:39,614 --> 00:17:41,030 or getting slapped in the face. 428 00:17:41,745 --> 00:17:42,745 Whoo! 429 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,581 Now that's what I'm talking about, baby. 430 00:17:48,022 --> 00:17:49,699 Are you sure you're ready for this? 431 00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:50,768 Absolutely. 432 00:17:50,792 --> 00:17:52,247 I thought about it and, 433 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,971 I'm proud of the person I've become. 434 00:17:53,995 --> 00:17:56,475 It's about time I showed him to the world. 435 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,108 And thank you for not murdering me. 436 00:18:00,727 --> 00:18:02,661 Come on in! 437 00:18:02,686 --> 00:18:04,015 Y'all remember Keith? 438 00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,716 My ex-husband who moved to Lexington 439 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:07,018 to open a drag club, 440 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,786 but didn't want anyone in Conley Fork to know, 441 00:18:08,810 --> 00:18:11,289 so he faked his death and let everyone think I'm a murderer? 442 00:18:11,586 --> 00:18:13,224 Surprise! 443 00:18:16,828 --> 00:18:18,629 - You look amazing! - Well, thank you, thank you. 444 00:18:18,653 --> 00:18:19,864 Okay, look, look, look, look, look, look. 445 00:18:19,888 --> 00:18:22,165 We can catch up later. Right now, I have an empty stage, 446 00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:24,502 and you have a performance to give. 447 00:18:24,526 --> 00:18:25,926 Come on, I'll show you where to go. 448 00:18:27,344 --> 00:18:31,141 Are we gonna sing "Ave Maria" here? 449 00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:33,592 Well, maybe. 450 00:18:34,568 --> 00:18:36,059 With a twist. 451 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:37,958 Oh. 452 00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:39,458 Hello? 453 00:18:39,483 --> 00:18:41,986 Ginny, it's Brian from the Lexington Inn. 454 00:18:42,010 --> 00:18:43,321 Oh, before you say anything, 455 00:18:43,345 --> 00:18:46,023 I am so sorry for being rude earlier. 456 00:18:46,047 --> 00:18:47,725 No, you're a straight shooter, 457 00:18:47,749 --> 00:18:49,904 which is why I'm offering you the job. 458 00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,463 How soon can you relocate to Lexington? 459 00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:56,278 Guess we're doing this. 460 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,440 Arthur! 461 00:18:57,465 --> 00:18:59,937 - You came! - Yeah, 154 texts later. 462 00:18:59,961 --> 00:19:01,572 Why are we in a drag club? 463 00:19:01,596 --> 00:19:03,774 Because it doesn't matter where our choir gets to perform, 464 00:19:03,798 --> 00:19:05,387 just that we make music together. 465 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,011 Also, the lighting is impeccable. 466 00:19:07,035 --> 00:19:09,675 You guys go ahead. You're better off without me. 467 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,849 Then just stay and listen. 468 00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:13,752 I know you're in pain. 469 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,588 But I also know that music is your connection 470 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,583 to what I call God. 471 00:19:18,013 --> 00:19:21,092 So shut up and notice the love all around you! 472 00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:23,770 And if you get a chance, order the huevos rancheros. 473 00:19:24,028 --> 00:19:27,581 ♪ Ave ♪ 474 00:19:27,606 --> 00:19:34,606 ♪ Maria ♪ 475 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:41,631 ♪ Gratia plena ♪ 476 00:19:46,339 --> 00:19:49,351 ♪ Do you believe in life after love? ♪ 477 00:19:49,376 --> 00:19:52,182 ♪ Ave Maria ♪ 478 00:19:52,207 --> 00:19:55,963 ♪ I can feel something inside me say ♪ 479 00:19:55,988 --> 00:20:00,830 ♪ I really don't think you're strong enough, no ♪ 480 00:20:00,855 --> 00:20:04,267 ♪ What am I supposed to do? ♪ 481 00:20:04,292 --> 00:20:06,636 ♪ Sit around and wait for you? ♪ 482 00:20:06,661 --> 00:20:09,353 ♪ Well, I can't do that ♪ 483 00:20:09,951 --> 00:20:13,743 ♪ And there's no turning back ♪ 484 00:20:13,768 --> 00:20:17,281 ♪ I need time to move on ♪ 485 00:20:17,305 --> 00:20:21,314 ♪ I need love to feel strong ♪ 486 00:20:21,891 --> 00:20:26,022 ♪ 'Cause I've had time to think it through ♪ 487 00:20:26,047 --> 00:20:29,327 ♪ And maybe I'm too good for you, oh ♪ 488 00:20:29,351 --> 00:20:32,489 ♪ Do you believe in life after love? ♪ 489 00:20:32,514 --> 00:20:35,766 ♪ Ave Maria ♪ 490 00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:39,381 ♪ I can feel something inside me say ♪ 491 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:43,403 ♪ I really don't think you're strong enough, no ♪ 492 00:20:43,428 --> 00:20:47,010 - ♪ Ah ♪ - ♪ Ave Maria ♪ 493 00:20:47,035 --> 00:20:50,092 ♪ Ave Maria ♪ 494 00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:53,576 ♪ I can feel something inside me say ♪ 495 00:20:53,601 --> 00:20:57,647 ♪ Yeah, I really don't think you're strong enough ♪ 496 00:20:57,672 --> 00:20:59,256 ♪ Ave ♪ 497 00:20:59,281 --> 00:21:03,895 ♪ Maria ♪ 498 00:21:20,772 --> 00:21:25,772 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com