1 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:08,530 Previously on "All Rise"... 2 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:09,922 Got a very expensive defense attorney 3 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:11,402 waiting for me in my office. 4 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:13,056 - Amy Quinn. - How'd you know? 5 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:14,666 That smile. You always had a thing for Quinn. 6 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:16,625 - Not true. - Okay, not true. 7 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:18,583 If we found out you had something to do with this, Amy, 8 00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:20,411 you won't just be disbarred. You'll go to jail. 9 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:21,804 Well, that's a big gun. I thought we liked each other. 10 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:23,719 Emily Lopez-Batista. 11 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,590 Not all double-barrel names work, but yours does. 12 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:27,375 For the record, my name is Emily Lopez. 13 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:29,203 - Where'd the Batista go? - He's living with his mother. 14 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:31,074 - I like you. - I like you. 15 00:00:31,118 --> 00:00:33,555 There's gonna be a divorce. I don't know how much time I-- 16 00:00:33,598 --> 00:00:36,036 Em, whatever works for you works for me, okay? 17 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,037 Em. 18 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:47,786 ♪♪♪ 19 00:00:47,830 --> 00:00:49,788 Woman: Put your bag on the belt, sir. 20 00:00:49,832 --> 00:00:51,573 Symbol of a doomed marriage. 21 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:52,922 Is that your engagement ring? 22 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:55,533 - He wants it back. - And you couldn't resist. 23 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:56,578 Can we talk about something else? 24 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:58,058 You had to try it on one last time. 25 00:00:58,101 --> 00:00:59,842 Like how I have to cross-examine a priest today? 26 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:02,236 First time for everything.My question is why you left it on. 27 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:03,846 I know it's not a sin to cross-examine a priest, 28 00:01:03,889 --> 00:01:05,674 but does the judge? Does God? 29 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:08,329 Tell me it's not because you've changed your mind. 30 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:12,289 [ indistinct conversations ] 31 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:14,422 [ laughter ] 32 00:01:14,465 --> 00:01:18,904 [ indistinct conversations continue ] 33 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:21,255 It is like a literal sea of love. 34 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:22,952 I like Wedding Day. 35 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:25,911 They don't know what they're getting into. 36 00:01:25,955 --> 00:01:28,566 [ indistinct conversations ] 37 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:30,525 - Are you nervous? - No! 38 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:32,135 Mark: Benner does this PR thing. 39 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:35,007 Civilians running around, taking all the parking spaces, 40 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:37,140 throwing bouquets, flowers everywhere. 41 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:38,750 - Like bridal bouquets? - Yeah. 42 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:40,143 You should see what they try and sneak through security with. 43 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:41,797 - You never told me. - Once a year. 44 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,756 We weren't together a year ago.Sounds fun. Is it fun? 45 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,803 - If you like getting married. - [ chuckles ] 46 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:50,110 So my last meeting with the skin care company is at 3. 47 00:01:50,153 --> 00:01:51,633 What time do you think you'll be done? 48 00:01:51,676 --> 00:01:53,156 Mm, early, I hope. 49 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,071 Depends on how this preliminary hearing goes. 50 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,333 Well, by the end of the day, 51 00:01:56,377 --> 00:01:58,118 I should officially be a brand ambassador. 52 00:01:58,161 --> 00:01:59,945 - Hey. - We can celebrate. 53 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:01,686 Sounds good. Go out to dinner, grab some bubbles. 54 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:03,993 - I'd like to get married. - Now? 55 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:06,430 No. But...sometime. 56 00:02:06,474 --> 00:02:08,084 Can we not do this today? 57 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,042 I'm not...doing anything. 58 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:12,393 Can I kiss you now? 'Cause I need to get to court. 59 00:02:12,436 --> 00:02:14,134 Oh. 60 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:16,223 You know I really dig you, right? 61 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:19,051 I...really dig you. 62 00:02:19,095 --> 00:02:21,184 Oh. 63 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,620 [ keys jangle ] 64 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:23,882 Drive safe. 65 00:02:23,926 --> 00:02:25,710 [ closes door ] 66 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:27,756 [ elevator bell dings ] 67 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:29,540 Oh, babe, I love you so much. 68 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:31,412 [ gasps ] You look amazing! 69 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:34,241 Well, we should. It's our wedding day. 70 00:02:34,284 --> 00:02:36,634 We're excited!Sara, I have to meet with my client. 71 00:02:36,678 --> 00:02:38,158 All right. Congratulations. 72 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:39,159 - Thank you. - Thank you. 73 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:40,334 Also, I haven't changed my mind. 74 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:41,900 Then why are you still-- 75 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:44,033 He proposed. I accepted. It's mine. That's the deal. 76 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:45,991 Emily, you're getting a divorce. 77 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:48,385 He says it's a family heirloom.Then you should give it back. 78 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:51,693 Except he lies...a lot. Also, I can't. It's stuck. 79 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:53,825 [ sighs ] 80 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:56,567 In this matter, the imposition of sentence is suspended, 81 00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:59,222 and you are placed on 36 months' formal probation 82 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:01,616 under the following terms and conditions-- 83 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,879 pay a fine of $500. - Your Honor, that ain't right. 84 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,837 Mr. Owens, you've done a decent job 85 00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:08,013 of representing yourself. Don't ruin it. 86 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:10,842 Selling marijuana is illegal without a license. 87 00:03:10,886 --> 00:03:13,018 Impossible for a man like me to get a license 88 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,542 when most go to big white corporations. 89 00:03:14,585 --> 00:03:17,849 Mr. Owens--They got me when I was coming up as a kid. 90 00:03:17,893 --> 00:03:19,373 And now that I'm going down the other side, 91 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:21,288 they got me again. 92 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:23,420 Impossible for a man like... 93 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:27,990 It's impossible for a man like me 94 00:03:28,033 --> 00:03:30,166 to have a chance. 95 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,037 The court will allow extra time 96 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:33,691 for payment of fines and court costs. 97 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:36,259 Court costs, too? With respect, 98 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:38,218 why does Your Honor think a man like me 99 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,611 was selling weed in the first place? 100 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:43,962 Am I dismissed, Your Honor? 101 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:50,230 Attorney: Your Honor. 102 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:55,670 The man has a point. 103 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,151 What are the court costs anyway? 104 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:01,502 - Your Honor? - Court costs on this case. 105 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:04,287 They change all the time. The clerk's office-- 106 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,202 Gonna wander over there and stretch my legs a bit. 107 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,726 - Your Honor has a bench trial. - In 30 minutes. 108 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:10,206 I can call down to the clerk and have them send-- 109 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,990 I'm feeling a little hemmed in. 110 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:14,166 I want to get my steps in and take in 111 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:16,473 the Wedding Day sights. - A judge out there is like 112 00:04:16,517 --> 00:04:19,694 a butterfly landing on your hand. 113 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:21,913 Judges are strongly discouraged 114 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,698 from using public areas of the courthouse. 115 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:25,613 Not a law, not even a rule. 116 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:27,484 No. Accepted wisdom. 117 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:29,617 Deputy Watkins, does it seem right to you 118 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,532 that judges are imprisoned in their chambers, 119 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:33,273 cut off from the general public 120 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:36,450 and the carrot cake muffins in the cafeteria? 121 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,542 I can run and get that muffin for you, if you like. 122 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:44,936 You're more afraid of her than me? 123 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:48,592 Fine. 124 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:52,074 Maybe I'll go later. 125 00:04:52,117 --> 00:04:53,728 Lola Carmichael is one 126 00:04:53,771 --> 00:04:55,120 of the fairest judges in the building. 127 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:57,775 - Is she Catholic? - I-I don't have any idea. 128 00:04:57,819 --> 00:05:00,343 - If she is, I'm dead. - The prosecution's case 129 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,432 is almost entirely circumstantial.Yeah, but if the Church 130 00:05:02,476 --> 00:05:04,260 wants to blame someone, it usually works. 131 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,436 Felony grand theft? 100 grand? 132 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:08,525 Our goal is just to raise reasonable doubt. 133 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:10,310 Well, it isn't possible 134 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:12,094 for one person to skim that much. 135 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:17,055 But you don't believe me 136 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:19,188 because I was-- because I lived on Skid Row, 137 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:21,451 because I've stolen before, because of the hair? 138 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:22,887 I had a shaved head in high school. 139 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,976 Your hair doesn't bother me. And what I don't believe 140 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,151 is that you've told me everything I need to know 141 00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:28,676 to properly defend you. 142 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:30,678 It's not too late. Give me a list of your friends. 143 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,723 I can find at least one character witness. 144 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:34,246 I either ripped them off or owe them money. 145 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:35,509 - Family, then. - Told you I don't have any, 146 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:38,381 not since I ran away. Just the sister. 147 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,252 The same sister who's testifying against you? 148 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:42,733 [ cellphone chimes ] 149 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:44,692 We need to get in there. 150 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:52,352 ♪♪♪ 151 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:55,616 Emily: The prosecution has asked that the court not be fooled. 152 00:05:55,659 --> 00:05:56,878 They are saying, in fact, 153 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:58,575 that my client's religious garments 154 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:00,272 are nothing more than a ruse 155 00:06:00,316 --> 00:06:02,405 and that Sister Phoebe must have $100,000 156 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:03,928 hidden under her habit somewhere 157 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:05,582 because, as I will demonstrate, Your Honor, 158 00:06:05,626 --> 00:06:08,193 they haven't bothered to look anywhere else.No! 159 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:10,282 My wife, who's not yet-- 160 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:11,806 I really need to make her my wife, 161 00:06:11,849 --> 00:06:13,677 but right now she's in labor big-time. 162 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,853 - I'll call the paramedics. - Judge Benner isn't here yet. 163 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,289 Your Honor, can you... 164 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,813 We need to be married before the baby's born. 165 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:21,293 [ gallery murmuring ] 166 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:25,733 ♪♪♪ 167 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:28,257 [ woman panting ] Ohh. And my water broke. 168 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,041 This kid wants out, but not before I get that ring. 169 00:06:30,085 --> 00:06:32,479 Ooh. Let's get you comfortable. 170 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:34,089 Let's give them some room, people. 171 00:06:34,132 --> 00:06:35,177 - What are your names? - I'm Ryan. 172 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,309 - Corina. - Judge Carmichael. Lola. 173 00:06:37,353 --> 00:06:39,921 Is that a nun? I can't get married by a nun. 174 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:41,705 My grandmother's Orthodox. She'll kill me! 175 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:46,362 May I offer my services at Atheist Reverend CXR301? 176 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,104 No!It absolutely has to be a nondenominational ceremony. 177 00:06:49,147 --> 00:06:50,584 - Judge Carmichael? - I got you. 178 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,020 Have you done this before, Your Honor? 179 00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:54,414 No, but I'm feeling inspired. Where are the rings? 180 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:57,242 [ panting ] 181 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:59,375 - Give me your hands. - [ panting ] 182 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,160 We form this circle to celebrate the people 183 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:04,075 who have created this little miracle 184 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:05,250 about to enter this world. 185 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:06,730 [ laughs ] 186 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:09,385 It's the day that you promise to yourselves 187 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,301 and to this little child to live in love. 188 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:13,737 No matter what happens between the two of you, 189 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:16,348 you will always share something. 190 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:19,613 May you forever take comfort in this romance!Ohh! 191 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:21,092 Thank you, Judge Carmichael. 192 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:23,399 Not done yet. Do you and you? 193 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,574 - I do. - I do. 194 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:26,271 You are now husband and wife. 195 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:28,796 Oh. Wait. It's tradition. 196 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:32,713 [ panting ] 197 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:37,892 [ moaning loudly ]Seriously, get to the hospital. 198 00:07:37,935 --> 00:07:40,242 [ panting ] 199 00:07:40,285 --> 00:07:42,287 ♪♪♪ 200 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,167 [ indistinct conversations ] 201 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:54,082 Callan. I scooped this case 202 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,475 when I saw you were the prosecutor. 203 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:56,780 Amy Quinn. Nice to see you. 204 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,173 Thought it might be a fun rematch. 205 00:07:58,216 --> 00:08:01,306 Hmm.This is Mark Callan, our nemesis. 206 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,483 - I'm Margo. - I know. 207 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:04,919 Your client's guilty. 208 00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:06,790 Way to get ahead of yourself. 209 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,226 This isn't even a trial. 210 00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,054 She's a serial dine and dasher. 211 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:11,926 She stuck 12 men with huge bills. 212 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:13,231 They're sitting right there. 213 00:08:13,275 --> 00:08:14,798 It's called dating, not felony extortion. 214 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:18,541 And 12 is a little overkill for a preliminary hearing. 215 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:21,370 I'll make you a bet. It's just a prelim. 216 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:23,415 If Judge Laski throws extortion out 217 00:08:23,459 --> 00:08:25,069 or bounces it, you buy dinner. 218 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:26,462 If he allows us to go to trial, 219 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,898 I buy dinner. 220 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,639 I don't gamble with the lives of defendants, Amy. 221 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:31,641 Oh, I don't mind. I like a bit of fun. 222 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,687 - Thanks, but no. - Okay. 223 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,037 I don't need any incentive to kick your ass. 224 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:37,778 [ elevator bell dings ]I'll do it for free. 225 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:40,563 See you in there, counselor. 226 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,609 [ sighs ] Gentlemen. 227 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:45,133 Just got the word. 228 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:47,875 [ door closes ]We will be back any minute now. 229 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:50,617 Happy to resume battle with Ms. Lopez-Batista. 230 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:52,619 Lopez. It's just Lopez. 231 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:57,667 It--It's not staying. 232 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,974 - Sorry. What? - The ring. 233 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:02,237 - [ softly ] Just forget it. - [ whispers ] Okay. 234 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:05,936 [ clears throat ] 235 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,330 I have to wait for mine. I'm a novice. 236 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:09,853 I don't become a bride of Christ 237 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,942 till my commitment ceremony. 238 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:13,683 Then I get a ring. 239 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:17,992 Unless I go to jail. Then I get excommunicated, 240 00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:19,602 which means it's your job to make sure 241 00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:21,038 I don't leave our Lord at the altar. 242 00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,779 I will do everything I can. 243 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,565 Luke: All rise. 244 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,003 Then about a year ago, we put Sister Phoebe 245 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,787 in charge of the Sunday cash donations. 246 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:32,093 So she had access to the money. 247 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,703 That's right. We had to do an audit. 248 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,009 [ exhales deeply ] I hate math. 249 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,576 Baptisms are easier. 250 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:39,753 It showed revenues were below historical averages. 251 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,406 The pattern started shortly 252 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,365 after Sister Phoebe was given those responsibilities. 253 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,846 Thank you, sir--Father. 254 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,717 Ms. Lopez? 255 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:53,331 Father Vincent, when you met my client, what did you think? 256 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,638 I mean, the hair, her checkered past. 257 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,075 We don't usually pick our future nuns off the street, 258 00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,381 but she was honest 259 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,209 about her complications with the law. 260 00:10:01,252 --> 00:10:03,167 And she settled, found her vocation. 261 00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:05,343 Not shy, that one. She challenged my homily 262 00:10:05,387 --> 00:10:07,041 on the homeless and addiction. 263 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,782 She was right. 264 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,698 You like Phoebe. You trusted her. 265 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,656 I did, before she stole from us. 266 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,092 - Move to strike. - Sustained. 267 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,399 Did you find any evidence when you searched her room? 268 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,922 Cash, expensive purchases? 269 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:20,532 - No. - And yet you assume 270 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,056 this young woman would risk her vocation 271 00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:24,058 and life that she is so fiercely committed to. 272 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,363 Objection. Speculation. 273 00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,670 Withdrawn. 274 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,194 The donations--Who handles the cash between 275 00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:32,196 the parishioners and the bank? Could you provide names? 276 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,198 Well, there are a few-- ushers, volunteers, 277 00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,983 our accountant. I can get you the list. 278 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:38,638 So Phoebe isn't the only person who had access to the money. 279 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:41,031 No.Just the only one you picked up off the street. 280 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:43,773 ♪♪♪ 281 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,732 She winked at me. 282 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,603 So that's how the defendant first made contact. 283 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,823 Yeah. She--She winked at me on the dating site, 284 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,389 then we messaged a bit, 285 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,087 then, uh, then she asked me out to dinner. 286 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:56,003 - And how'd that make you feel? - I'd kind of given up on being, 287 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,874 I don't know, whatever, 288 00:10:57,918 --> 00:11:00,572 attractive to anybody ever, 289 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:04,054 so yeah, it felt good. She liked me. 290 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:05,447 Tell us about your dinner. 291 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,710 Margo told me to order anything I liked. 292 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,452 She ordered the wine, a 2010 Burgundy. 293 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,933 I remember 'cause I kept staring at the bill after, 294 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:17,024 thinking, who pays this much for a bottle of freakin' wine? 295 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:21,898 I guess I did. $918.35. 296 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,509 I am so sorry that happened to you, Colin. 297 00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,120 No further questions. 298 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:28,209 Ms. Quinn, care to cross? 299 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,951 I'd love to, Your Honor. 300 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,735 Ahem. So you messaged with Margo. 301 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,737 Is that because you thought she was attractive? 302 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,783 Yes. Yeah. 303 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,959 And you said that you'd given up on love. 304 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,744 That's horrible. No one should have to feel that way. 305 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:45,400 - I haven't been out since. - I understand. 306 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:48,098 Colin, before your date with Margo, 307 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,839 how long had it been since you had sex? 308 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:52,015 I mean, with another person. 309 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,538 - Objection. - Overruled. 310 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,279 Colin, did you use the phrase 311 00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:56,585 "sticking it to the soufflé" that night 312 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:58,761 when talking to my client? 313 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,197 Did you say that's what you were gonna do 314 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,765 to her after dinner? That you would stick it to her? 315 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,158 - Objection! - Sit down, Callan. 316 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,986 I'm looking forward to the answer to that question. 317 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,988 It was just--I didn't-- I didn't mean it 318 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,685 to be disgusting like you just said! 319 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,426 - I was trying-- - No wonder she left early. 320 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:12,949 Verbally assaulted like this? 321 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,908 I mean, who knows what would have happened 322 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,040 if she had stuck around for dessert? 323 00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:19,260 No more questions, Your Honor. 324 00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:23,438 Step down, Mr. O'Mara. 325 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,962 Well, all this talk about food and drink 326 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,051 has got my stomach all grumbly. 327 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,184 Lunch recess. Back at 1:30. 328 00:12:30,227 --> 00:12:31,533 [ gavel bangs ] 329 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:36,190 [ gallery murmuring ] 330 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,975 [ indistinct conversations in distance ] 331 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,895 You should come over tonight. 332 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:48,202 I've got tools that'll snap that sucker right off. 333 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:51,335 I used to have a rosary. 334 00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,424 I still have mine from when I was baptized. 335 00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:56,253 Reminds me of my abuelita. 336 00:12:56,297 --> 00:12:59,387 [ footsteps approach ] 337 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,997 - Sister. - Sara: That your next victim? 338 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:04,435 Sister Miranda. Parish accountant. 339 00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:06,568 Taking apart a priest anda nun-- 340 00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,483 you better find that rosary. 341 00:13:08,526 --> 00:13:12,400 She doesn't look well. 342 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,228 See you back in there. 343 00:13:17,013 --> 00:13:20,060 Woman in distance: Congratulations. 344 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,066 Sister Miranda, you testified as the parish accountant 345 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:29,243 that Phoebe had direct access to the collection monies. 346 00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:32,681 Did you ever actually see her take any cash?I did not. 347 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,291 Do the sisters at your church have your own income? 348 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,815 A small allowance. 349 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:38,208 I save up mine for action movies. 350 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,994 Isn't it true that Phoebe gives hers away?Objection. Relevance. 351 00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:43,431 My client has been accused of taking money. 352 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,085 I think it's relevant if she's known to be giving it away. 353 00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,174 Overruled. You may answer. 354 00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,393 When we met, she was living on the street 355 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:52,440 and so angry but also so kind. 356 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:55,095 If somebody needed it and Phoebe had it, 357 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:58,272 she was always giving more than she has. 358 00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,274 Under direct examination, you said that you never heard 359 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:03,146 my client complaining about not having money. 360 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,931 One of our vows is poverty. 361 00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:08,499 She went from a tent to an abbey. She was grateful. 362 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,937 You also testified that you saw her argue with Father Vincent 363 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,591 about how the church's money was being allocated. 364 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:16,856 Father Vincent planned to renovate the rectory. 365 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:20,250 She wanted all our resources to go where it mattered-- 366 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:23,079 Skid Row. - You've dedicated yourself 367 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,647 to a life of service to the poor. 368 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,215 What do you think of the rectory?Objection. Relevance. 369 00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,521 - Ms. Lopez. - The DDA is suggesting 370 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,784 that a nun had motive to steal money 371 00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,308 that was intended to fix the rectory. 372 00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,397 Your Honor.Maybe others share the same motive. 373 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,964 Like a group nun heist? Your Honor-- 374 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:40,575 It goes to reasonable doubt. 375 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,794 That's the relevance, Your Honor. 376 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:43,926 Overruled. 377 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,885 Sister Miranda, 378 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,322 knowing my client as you do, 379 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:52,152 out of all the ushers and volunteers, 380 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,154 isn't it possible that one-- - No. 381 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:57,461 Uh... 382 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:11,736 Phoebe says it wasn't her. You say it wasn't them. 383 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,608 According to Father Vincent, 384 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,959 the only other person who had access is the accountant. 385 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,135 Sister Miranda, aren't you the church accountant? 386 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:22,617 Objection. Sister Miranda isn't the nun on trial here. 387 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,140 It's a simple question, Your Honor. 388 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,143 I... 389 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,581 - Maybe it's time-- - Hold that thought. 390 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:31,539 Counsel, approach the bench. 391 00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:38,807 [ lowered voice ] My obligation 392 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,809 is to the fairness of this process, 393 00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:42,332 not the outcome, but it appears 394 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,900 your witness was about to either incriminate herself 395 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,423 or commit perjury. 396 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,903 Fifth Amendment, Mr. Berger. 397 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,079 I appreciate Your Honor's wisdom. 398 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,125 - Move to dismiss, Your Honor. - The charges stand. 399 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,996 I said "either." 400 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,998 You two figure out which one it is, 401 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,348 and we'll come back after our lunch recess. 402 00:15:58,392 --> 00:15:59,654 [ gavel bangs ] 403 00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:04,964 ♪♪♪ 404 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,844 Who knew nuns could be so dramatic? 405 00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,889 I did. 406 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,152 Where's Judge Benner? 407 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,154 There's a long line of the great unwed 408 00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,851 outside her courtroom waiting to get hitched. 409 00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:25,288 - Apparently, she's late. - Better not be much longer. 410 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:28,378 The brides are getting restless.It's not like her. 411 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,728 Wedding Day's a special day for Judge Benner. 412 00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:31,991 I always thought the whole thing was a bit weird. 413 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,732 Well, nice but weird. 414 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,691 I like it very much. Every other day of the year, 415 00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:38,562 the people who come to this building 416 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:40,738 are having one of the worst days of their lives. 417 00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,350 Today we get to be part of one of the best. 418 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:49,486 I always knew it. You're actually all soft inside. 419 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,401 Your Honor-- 420 00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:58,060 Y--Your Honor. 421 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:04,284 Oh. 422 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,069 Going to the clerk's office. You haven't see me. 423 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,897 [ squeals ] 424 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,899 [ door opens ] 425 00:17:10,942 --> 00:17:12,248 Your Honor! 426 00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:21,040 - Where is she? - I haven't seen her. 427 00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:23,868 Why didn't you let me submit Miranda 428 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,609 as a character witness? 429 00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,134 Because Father Vincent told her to testify for the prosecution. 430 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,005 Or is it because you didn't want me to figure out 431 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,442 that she was the one who actually stole the money?Is that our judge? 432 00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:35,576 I--No, I don't-- Maybe. They don't usually let them out here. 433 00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:37,230 I think it was her. 434 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,014 Phoebe, why are you taking the fall for Miranda? 435 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,799 I'm not. I'm standing trial for a crime I didn't commit. 436 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,371 You don't want to know 437 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,634 what I was doing on the street. 438 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:53,246 Sister Miranda... 439 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,378 Sister Miranda brought me into the church. 440 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,989 Early on, she could have busted me on a parole violation. 441 00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,818 Literally caught me with my hand in her purse. 442 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,777 But she forgave me. 443 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,127 She saved me. 444 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,347 - That's no reason to-- - She's sick. 445 00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:12,308 Sister Miranda won't last six months in jail. 446 00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:13,875 ♪♪♪ 447 00:18:13,918 --> 00:18:15,920 Mark: Off the record, what is up with your client? 448 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:17,966 Margo Baxter is like Katharine Hepburn 449 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,533 stuck in an episode of "Happy Days." 450 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,056 The Beckett play? 451 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,711 No. The '70s sitcom set in the '50s. 452 00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,104 How old areyou? 453 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,106 My dad used to watch the reruns. 454 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,933 - Let's make a deal! - You first. 455 00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,153 Three years' probation, 456 00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,068 30 days Caltrans freeway cleanup. 457 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,026 - Oh, that's sweet. - That's the best I can-- 458 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,550 Wait. Sweet? 459 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,900 I can picture you sitting on your daddy's lap 460 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,423 watching TV, eating chips. 461 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:41,816 - Yeah. - It's sweet. 462 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,165 - No, that never happened. - No deal. 463 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,949 Drop the charges. [ crunching ] 464 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,647 Your client systematically lured these men 465 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:48,692 to the most expensive restaurants in Los Angeles 466 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,390 with the intent to extort them for money 467 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,175 in the form of wine, food... - Those men expected to pay. 468 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,481 That's the thing. No, they didn't. 469 00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,178 Margo invited them. She made the reservation. 470 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,180 She told them to order whatever they wanted. 471 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,051 Then she had her fill of food and drink, 472 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,792 made an excuse, left the table, and never came back. 473 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,491 She is from an era when men and women-- 474 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,754 [ cellphone buzzing ]Are you seriously using 19th century gender norms 475 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:08,756 as your defense? 476 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:09,365 [ buzzing continues ]Is that your girlfriend? 477 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,975 What? Yeah. 478 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:13,021 - You make a cute couple. - Thanks. 479 00:19:13,064 --> 00:19:14,631 Who picked up the tab on your first date? 480 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:18,505 Margo Baxter is a grifter, and you know that. 481 00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,159 Ah, I should check in with the office. 482 00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,509 If you promise not to bogart my sandwich, 483 00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:25,338 I promise to come back with a real sentencing offer. 484 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,427 Deal? 485 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,434 [ telephone rings in distance ] 486 00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,218 [ indistinct conversations ] 487 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,786 Woman: Okay, babe, I'll see you inside! 488 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:41,049 [ telephone rings in distance ]Number 57, ticket, please. 489 00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,877 I don't have one. I'm a judge. 490 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,792 Lola Carmichael, Department 61. 491 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,054 Did you take a number? 492 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,925 - I did not. - Then I cannot help you. 493 00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,710 I just need to ask you a couple of questions. 494 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,973 You're not a judge. Judges are not allowed down here. 495 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:53,757 Not even a law. Accepted wisdom. 496 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:56,282 I left my badge. It's in my chambers. 497 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,197 Look me up-- Judge Lola Carmichael, 498 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,198 Department 61.[ taps fingers ] 499 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:03,158 Sherri Kansky is my JA. 500 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,334 You're Sherri's judge. Right. 501 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:08,511 Right. Funny. That's so funny. 502 00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:10,209 What's so--Sorry. What's so funny? 503 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:13,037 The way she described you, I thought you'd be... 504 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,214 What can I do for you, Your Honor? 505 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:17,433 I need to ask you about court costs. 506 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,869 Okay. 507 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,741 [ keyboard clacking ] 508 00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:23,483 [ touchscreen clicking ] 509 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:26,921 [ whoosh ] 510 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,923 [ telephones ringing in distance ] 511 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,664 [ cellphone chimes ] 512 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,888 [ sighs ] 513 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:45,548 [ telephones ringing indistinct conversations ] 514 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,380 [ indistinct conversations ] 515 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:55,079 Sister Miranda, I was hoping we could-- 516 00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:58,257 Sorry. First, I'm sorry if-- 517 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,607 if I was a little pushy when you were on the stand. 518 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:02,957 You were only doing your job, Ms. Lopez, 519 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,828 conjuring a defense for your client. 520 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:09,050 Were you able to speak with Mr. Berger, the DDA? 521 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,270 Briefly. I apologized for any damage 522 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,402 I may have done to his--his case. 523 00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:15,143 I lost my head a little, 524 00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:17,319 which seems to be happening these days. 525 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,147 He was very forgiving. 526 00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,801 Would you like me to suggest, 527 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,977 or maybe your church can help you find, a lawyer? 528 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:24,805 Am I under arrest? 529 00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,850 Sister Miranda, you need to confess 530 00:21:26,894 --> 00:21:29,810 and return that money so we can stop this trial. 531 00:21:29,853 --> 00:21:32,029 - Is Phoebe okay? - She's scared. 532 00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:34,075 And I think she doesn't want to let you down. 533 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:37,296 So she didn't send you. 534 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:40,777 That young woman has a great faith and a fire. 535 00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:42,910 We're not all built like that. 536 00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:45,304 Sister Miranda, please. 537 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,567 Will you just come with me and talk to her? 538 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:50,221 Phoebe needs your help. 539 00:21:50,265 --> 00:21:52,920 Judge Carmichael needs to know the truth. 540 00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:55,357 Phoebe, you're innocent. 541 00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:57,664 If Sister Miranda confesses and returns the money, 542 00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,883 there's a chance no one will be prosecuted. 543 00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,058 Phoebe, maybe we should listen. 544 00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:03,104 No, we're both innocent. 545 00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:05,541 You said all we needed is reasonable doubt. 546 00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:09,153 Phoebe, why risk this? You found a home, a life, 547 00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:11,373 and now you're willing to throw it away. 548 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,767 I have faith.Faith won't get you acquitted. 549 00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:16,509 No. You will. And our Lord. I have faith in you both. 550 00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:19,381 I promise you the truth is your life raft. 551 00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,427 Put your faith in the truth. 552 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:25,169 Miranda, help me. Trust me. 553 00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,520 She isn't guilty of any crime. 554 00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,348 That money is for the church, 555 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:32,307 and the church is the people. 556 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,353 - [ sighs ] - Right now Sister Miranda is-- 557 00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:36,442 She's sick, Ms. Lopez. 558 00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:38,618 I'm not going to let you or Father Vincent 559 00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:40,141 or anyone else add to her suffering 560 00:22:40,184 --> 00:22:43,710 or hurt her in any way. 561 00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:45,886 You are my lawyer, and I'm innocent. 562 00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:48,279 I'm instructing you to defend me. 563 00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:54,416 ♪♪♪ 564 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,766 [ mouth full ] Afternoon, counselor. 565 00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:59,682 [ chuckles ] I officiated my first marriage 566 00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:01,249 and almost delivered a baby this morning. 567 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:03,425 - What you been up to? - Lola--Uh... 568 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:05,949 Judge Carmichael, what the hell are you doing out here? 569 00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:07,603 There's no law that says that a judge can't go and get 570 00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:10,301 a muffin when she needs one. - No, there's not. But, uh... 571 00:23:10,345 --> 00:23:12,086 Have you checked out the court costs lately? 572 00:23:12,129 --> 00:23:13,914 Your Honor, are you sure this is a good idea? 573 00:23:13,957 --> 00:23:16,438 $28. A penalty of $28 is applied 574 00:23:16,482 --> 00:23:19,398 to every $10 or less an individual is fined. 575 00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,138 Does Sherri know you're out here? 576 00:23:21,182 --> 00:23:22,792 That's nearly two times the cost of the fine itself. 577 00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:24,446 I bang my gavel, and boom, 578 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:28,929 a $500 fine increases to $1,400 just like that. 579 00:23:28,972 --> 00:23:30,887 I actually have a preliminary hearing I need to get to. 580 00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:33,063 - It's not right. - Can we, uh, can we talk later? 581 00:23:33,107 --> 00:23:34,761 [ elevator bell dings ]Yeah. I need to get going, too. 582 00:23:34,804 --> 00:23:36,415 All right. 583 00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:40,941 Aw. [ coos ] 584 00:23:42,812 --> 00:23:44,118 Judge Carmichael. 585 00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:45,859 Judge Carmichael, I need to talk to you. 586 00:23:45,902 --> 00:23:47,643 You sent my husband to prison. 587 00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,428 Now I got my son up on charges?I apologize. 588 00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:50,951 I don't know what case you're referring to. 589 00:23:50,994 --> 00:23:52,909 No kidding. You don't care what happens to us 590 00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:54,911 because you in all your wisdom 591 00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:56,826 took his only dad away from him. 592 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,524 You need to stop yelling.How many lives you ruined today? 593 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,134 - Come with me. - Get off of me. 594 00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:02,484 Off of me! Get off of me![ handcuffs clicking ] 595 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:05,400 - Come on. - Stop it! Let me go! 596 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,402 [ grunts ] Let me go! 597 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,360 This isn't right. This isn't right! 598 00:24:15,671 --> 00:24:21,677 [ water draining ] 599 00:24:21,721 --> 00:24:23,679 [ sighs ] 600 00:24:23,723 --> 00:24:25,551 Your Honor, what are you... 601 00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:27,901 [ exhales deeply ] 602 00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:30,991 I needed to stretch my legs. 603 00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:33,820 Not so sure that was such a good idea. 604 00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:35,778 So now I'm taking a breather. 605 00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:38,477 - What's up? - Long story. 606 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,913 [ paper towel rustles ] 607 00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:41,001 Thanks. 608 00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:45,092 Did you get married in a church, Your Honor? 609 00:24:45,135 --> 00:24:46,485 We did. 610 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:51,141 So did we. Made our vows before God. 611 00:24:51,185 --> 00:24:52,534 I know no one cares 612 00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:53,970 about divorce or anything anymore. 613 00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:57,539 I know it's-- I know the statistics, but I... 614 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,544 I don't...like breaking my promises. 615 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,895 You didn't break anything, Emily. He did. 616 00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:07,984 Oh, no. Not to Joe. 617 00:25:08,028 --> 00:25:10,596 You don't have to worry. I get that. I just... 618 00:25:10,639 --> 00:25:12,467 I-I mean... 619 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,295 [ inhales and exhales deeply ] 620 00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:15,557 To God? 621 00:25:15,601 --> 00:25:19,126 My family? My friends? 622 00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:20,519 I stood up there, and I... 623 00:25:22,695 --> 00:25:24,305 This sounds really weird, doesn't it? 624 00:25:24,348 --> 00:25:26,133 I think I've just been hanging out with nuns too much. 625 00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:27,438 [ chuckles ] 626 00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:28,396 Your Honor. 627 00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:43,672 Anyone who knows you knows you do the right thing. 628 00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,985 See you back in court, Ms. Lopez. 629 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:55,510 [ door closes ] 630 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:58,818 Respect for the institution, Your Honor. 631 00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,864 [ sniffs ] Ooh.These aren't empty traditions. They have a purpose, 632 00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:04,650 and youhave been in this courthouse long enough... 633 00:26:04,693 --> 00:26:06,695 Sherri, can I interrupt this lecture 634 00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:10,046 to ask you a question? - As long as we keep moving. 635 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:11,787 What's the formula for converting an unpaid fine 636 00:26:11,831 --> 00:26:15,095 into jail time? - $150 equals 1 day, Your Honor. 637 00:26:15,138 --> 00:26:16,966 So for every $150 in unpaid fines, 638 00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:18,968 I can convert that to a defendant 639 00:26:19,012 --> 00:26:20,709 spending one day in county jail? - Correct, 640 00:26:20,753 --> 00:26:23,625 as long as the fine equals no less than 15 days in jail. 641 00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,584 Meaning I can't throw someone in the slammer 642 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:28,325 for a parking ticket. - Eye on the ball, Your Honor. 643 00:26:28,369 --> 00:26:29,805 There is still a rogue nun to deal with. 644 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:32,199 I need you to contact Mr. Owens from this morning. 645 00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:34,505 Tell him I need to see him back in court.Certainly. 646 00:26:34,549 --> 00:26:37,247 [ door creaks open ] 647 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:39,946 [ exhales deeply ] 648 00:26:39,989 --> 00:26:42,905 [ indistinct conversations ] 649 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,735 Callan, still salty about lunch? 650 00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:48,955 You gonna charge me with felony pranking? 651 00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:50,347 - Ha. - Remind me, how many 652 00:26:50,391 --> 00:26:52,436 of your victims in the hallway bailed? 653 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,917 A few.Ah. Good thing you didn't take that bet. 654 00:26:54,961 --> 00:26:56,658 She has expensive tastes. 655 00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,529 You should put your client on the stand. 656 00:26:58,573 --> 00:27:00,619 I'd love to talk to her when she's under oath. 657 00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,577 It's a preliminary hearing, remember? 658 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,535 That's the part where you show meall your cards. 659 00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:06,973 And she holds hers close to her chest. 660 00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:11,934 All rise. Department 61 of the Los Angeles Supreme-- 661 00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:14,415 That's all right. I think they know. Sorry for the delay. 662 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:16,939 I needed to pop over to Judge Benner's courtroom 663 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:18,288 and clear out a few happy couples. 664 00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:20,726 Mr. Callan, what else you got? 665 00:27:20,769 --> 00:27:22,815 Your Honor, the People call Detective Curtis Perry 666 00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:25,818 to the stand, the lead investigator in the case. 667 00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:28,081 Ms. Lopez, you may resume your cross. 668 00:27:32,476 --> 00:27:38,004 ♪♪♪ 669 00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:41,050 Ms. Lopez. Any more questions? 670 00:27:46,839 --> 00:27:48,536 [ chair wheels roll ] 671 00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:49,755 No further questions, Your Honor. 672 00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:51,452 [ chair creaks ] 673 00:27:51,495 --> 00:27:53,062 Mr. Berger? 674 00:27:53,106 --> 00:27:54,716 Um... 675 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,458 No redirect. No additional witnesses. 676 00:27:57,501 --> 00:27:59,199 People rest, Your Honor. 677 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:03,769 [ gallery murmuring ] 678 00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:05,466 Witness may step down. 679 00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:08,382 Thank you. 680 00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,428 What's the plan now? 681 00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:17,565 Ms. Lopez, any witnesses? 682 00:28:17,608 --> 00:28:20,786 [ bar door swings open ] 683 00:28:20,829 --> 00:28:22,657 The defense calls Sister Phoebe McKenzie 684 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,659 to the stand, Your Honor. - [ whispers ] What? 685 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,966 [ lowered voice ] God helps those who help themselves. 686 00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:28,881 You're gonna go up there, and we're gonna convince 687 00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:29,882 the judge that you're innocent 688 00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,797 because you are. That's the plan. 689 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,416 Mark: Felony extortion. 690 00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:44,679 Define extortion for us, detective. 691 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,333 Obtaining property by inducing-- 692 00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:47,769 Obtaining property by inducing consent 693 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,684 via wrongful use of force or fear. 694 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,773 I know the law, gentlemen. This is not a jury trial. 695 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:53,470 I'd just like to know 696 00:28:53,514 --> 00:28:55,385 how extortion is applied in this case. 697 00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:57,126 Seems quite novel. 698 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:59,607 Apply it in this case, then. 699 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,435 The property, food and liquor, obtained 700 00:29:01,478 --> 00:29:02,741 by forcing the victim-- 701 00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:04,177 Objection. There's no evidence 702 00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:06,396 my client forced anyone to do anything. 703 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,181 Who did Margo Baxter think would pay for dinner? 704 00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:10,531 Objection! I have no idea what she was thinking, 705 00:29:10,574 --> 00:29:13,186 and neither do you.Sustained. Try again, Mr. Callan. 706 00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:16,406 Detective, who did the victims tell you 707 00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:19,018 they thought was going to pay? - The defendant. 708 00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:20,628 She asked them out. She chose the place. 709 00:29:20,671 --> 00:29:22,586 She made the reservation. 710 00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:25,328 She did the ordering each and every time. 711 00:29:25,372 --> 00:29:27,417 And what did they tell you they were afraid of? 712 00:29:27,461 --> 00:29:29,680 Leaving a restaurant without paying is a crime. 713 00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:31,291 Victims were afraid they'd be charged 714 00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:32,727 if they didn't pay the bill in full. 715 00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:34,468 They also feared being barred from returning. 716 00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:36,687 Oh, boo-hoo. It's L.A. Find another restaurant. 717 00:29:36,731 --> 00:29:38,472 Ms. Quinn, will your client pipe down, 718 00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:41,301 or are we moving into contempt territory? 719 00:29:41,344 --> 00:29:44,130 Thank you. No more questions. 720 00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,827 [ indistinct murmuring ] 721 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:49,700 - Ms. Quinn, care to cross? - Yes, please. 722 00:29:49,744 --> 00:29:52,616 Detective Perry, did anyone order you 723 00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:54,314 to investigate these little tips 724 00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,011 that are technically hearsay? 725 00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:57,534 - No. - So I'm sorry. 726 00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:59,798 - Why did you do it? - Because she broke the law. 727 00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:01,800 Right. So-called extortion. 728 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:04,367 You decided that she was an evil extortionist. 729 00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:06,543 Objection. Argumentative.Sustained. Final warning, counselor. 730 00:30:06,587 --> 00:30:08,850 Yes, Your Honor. 731 00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:11,505 Did you tell any of your colleagues it was because 732 00:30:11,548 --> 00:30:13,899 the alleged perpetrator was a woman? 733 00:30:13,942 --> 00:30:17,206 I said if a man was doing this, people would be all over it, 734 00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,555 but because it's a woman 735 00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:20,601 rolling over some lonely guys, it's okay? 736 00:30:20,644 --> 00:30:23,647 So you pursued these small alleged infractions 737 00:30:23,691 --> 00:30:25,345 because Margo was a woman? 738 00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:28,478 In fact, you targeted my client becauseshe is a woman. 739 00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:29,697 - Objection. - Sustained. 740 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,133 When was the last time you had a date... 741 00:30:31,177 --> 00:30:32,613 Sustained!...since your divorce, Detective? 742 00:30:32,656 --> 00:30:34,789 Excuse me? 743 00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,486 I think I'm done. 744 00:30:40,447 --> 00:30:45,408 Unless you have anything further, Mr. Callan? 745 00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:49,543 I think we know how this particular dance will end. 746 00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:53,025 ♪♪♪ 747 00:30:53,068 --> 00:30:54,896 My mom said that if there was a God, 748 00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:56,550 we'd have cheap rent. 749 00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:59,814 She moved us in with her boyfriends, mostly. 750 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:03,209 I left when I was 14. It was bad on the street. 751 00:31:03,252 --> 00:31:04,601 I was bad. 752 00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:06,473 Got into drugs for a few years. 753 00:31:06,516 --> 00:31:09,432 Took people's...money, 754 00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:10,825 checks, credit cards. 755 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,175 - You got caught? - Yeah. 756 00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:16,004 Jail was... 757 00:31:16,048 --> 00:31:19,486 it was bad. Worse than people think. 758 00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:22,619 How did you end up with the Church? 759 00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:26,145 I got out, ended up on the Skid. 760 00:31:26,188 --> 00:31:27,494 Sister Miranda was there 761 00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:30,453 handing out bottled water and sandwiches. 762 00:31:30,497 --> 00:31:32,542 But she listened, too. 763 00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:34,327 She knew that's what some of us really needed. 764 00:31:34,370 --> 00:31:38,505 She was so--so calm. 765 00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:40,420 I wanted that, too, 766 00:31:40,463 --> 00:31:43,814 so one day I followed her there. 767 00:31:43,858 --> 00:31:45,120 I wouldn't leave. 768 00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:48,819 Could you pick one word to describe the Church? 769 00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:51,039 What is it to you? 770 00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:53,650 Love. 771 00:31:55,565 --> 00:31:57,089 It never goes away. 772 00:31:58,873 --> 00:32:00,527 Phoebe, for the record, 773 00:32:00,570 --> 00:32:03,225 did you take that money from your church? 774 00:32:03,269 --> 00:32:04,444 [ whispering indistinctly ] 775 00:32:04,487 --> 00:32:06,707 I'm sorry. Can you repeat the question? 776 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,535 Did you take that money from your church? 777 00:32:08,578 --> 00:32:16,369 ♪♪♪ 778 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:20,329 Phoebe? 779 00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:22,636 - Your Honor. - I'm guilty! 780 00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:24,290 I need to confer with my client. 781 00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:25,117 I'm sorry. I have to tell the truth. 782 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,467 I'm--I'm guilty. 783 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:31,297 ♪♪♪ 784 00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:41,133 [ indistinct conversations ] 785 00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:48,270 I'll tell you what I just told her. 786 00:32:48,314 --> 00:32:50,316 If this continues, I will withdraw as her lawyer. 787 00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:52,318 I can't and won't knowingly ask questions 788 00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:54,363 that will lead to false answers. 789 00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:57,366 If Sister Phoebe sticks to this confession, 790 00:32:57,410 --> 00:33:01,718 she is committing perjury for you. 791 00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:03,894 Are you going to let her do that? 792 00:33:06,375 --> 00:33:08,769 Congratulations. You fight dirty. 793 00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:11,076 Also a massive step back for gender politics. 794 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:12,903 The cops tried to bootstrap it into a felony. 795 00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:16,342 Didn't fly.12 victims. $10,000 of stolen meals. 796 00:33:16,385 --> 00:33:18,083 Maybe seeing the inside of a jail cell 797 00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:19,345 would have stopped her. 798 00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:20,999 Charges dismissed. Thank you. 799 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:23,566 It's not smart to antagonize a DDA. 800 00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:24,741 Well, it's what you've been doing. 801 00:33:24,785 --> 00:33:26,961 I've been doing my job. Prelim's over. 802 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,354 And for the record, 803 00:33:28,397 --> 00:33:29,877 you treated those men like garbage. 804 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,184 - She has a soul. - After business hours. 805 00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:35,361 Enjoy your life, Margo, at Craft or Patina 806 00:33:35,404 --> 00:33:37,363 or wherever you break a heart next. 807 00:33:37,406 --> 00:33:38,842 - Ah, that's gonna be difficult. - Why is that? 808 00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:40,061 I've spoken with all the restaurants 809 00:33:40,105 --> 00:33:41,454 involved in the case. 810 00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:43,717 They've been spreading the word and your photo. 811 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,675 You're gonna be banned from all the prime spots in town. 812 00:33:45,719 --> 00:33:47,503 Oh, no. That can't be legal. 813 00:33:47,547 --> 00:33:50,115 Mm. It is, but feel free to discuss it 814 00:33:50,158 --> 00:33:52,943 with a different lawyer. - But...what will I do 815 00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:54,467 with all those Saturday nights? 816 00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:56,730 You should have thought about that before. 817 00:33:59,820 --> 00:34:01,213 That was cold. 818 00:34:01,256 --> 00:34:04,564 Too bad we didn't make that bet. I'm hungry. 819 00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:07,306 - I have plans anyway. - Right. 820 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,135 She's pretty. 821 00:34:13,703 --> 00:34:16,010 When you're ready to take meto dinner, call me. 822 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:18,056 I'll pick up the check. 823 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:24,062 ♪♪♪ 824 00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:26,673 Mr. Owens, the court has reviewed your sentence 825 00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:29,719 and has increased your fine to $2,000. 826 00:34:29,763 --> 00:34:31,286 It was $500 before. 827 00:34:31,330 --> 00:34:32,505 You know, with this kind of help, 828 00:34:32,548 --> 00:34:35,029 I might as well check into Men's Central. 829 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,204 Your Honor... 830 00:34:36,248 --> 00:34:37,771 Given the degree of financial hardship, 831 00:34:37,814 --> 00:34:41,122 the court is prepared to convert that fine to jail time. 832 00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:43,255 So you're sending me to jail? 833 00:34:43,298 --> 00:34:45,039 That conversion comes out to 16 days. 834 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,128 Now, that sentence will most certainly be reduced 835 00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:48,521 by the sheriff due to overcrowding. 836 00:34:48,564 --> 00:34:50,131 That and the fact that an individual usually 837 00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:53,265 only serves 10% of the conversion time 838 00:34:53,308 --> 00:34:55,180 means you should be booked and released 839 00:34:55,223 --> 00:34:56,659 within a few hours. 840 00:34:56,703 --> 00:34:59,227 Your Honor, with respect, I don't understand. 841 00:34:59,271 --> 00:35:01,142 You will be on probation, Mr. Owens, 842 00:35:01,186 --> 00:35:03,927 but you will be free to go, and you won't owe us a penny. 843 00:35:03,971 --> 00:35:06,582 That sound fair? 844 00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:07,670 Yes. 845 00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:11,326 Thank you. 846 00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:14,199 - Thank you, Your Honor. - This is your last chance. 847 00:35:14,242 --> 00:35:16,592 Now, I don't want to see you in here again 848 00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:18,116 and especially without a lawyer. 849 00:35:21,336 --> 00:35:22,772 [ whispers ] Thank you. 850 00:35:26,472 --> 00:35:27,516 Attorney: Your Honor. 851 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:35,481 [ door closes ] 852 00:35:37,526 --> 00:35:39,963 [ creaks] 853 00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,012 You-- 854 00:35:45,055 --> 00:35:48,276 You've been driving around with $100,000 in your trunk? 855 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,887 No one's gonna break into this car. 856 00:35:50,931 --> 00:35:52,541 This money was meant to do better-- 857 00:35:52,585 --> 00:35:55,240 food, medicine, housing for the poor. 858 00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:56,806 Not the rectory. 859 00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:01,898 Phoebe was the first to figure it out. 860 00:36:01,942 --> 00:36:03,204 She refused to... 861 00:36:04,814 --> 00:36:06,207 She protected me. 862 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:09,384 You still have-- It's all here? 863 00:36:09,428 --> 00:36:13,171 Yes. After I took it, I felt lost. 864 00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:14,998 Well, why-- why did you let Phoebe-- 865 00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:16,913 Because she is innocent. 866 00:36:16,957 --> 00:36:18,828 We both had faith 867 00:36:18,872 --> 00:36:21,701 the justice system would see that. 868 00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:23,877 I shouldn't have let her. 869 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,272 I got scared of everything, 870 00:36:27,315 --> 00:36:29,578 of dying, of... 871 00:36:29,622 --> 00:36:33,408 dying without the embrace of my church. 872 00:36:33,452 --> 00:36:34,931 I don't want to leave. 873 00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:44,114 How's it going, Carmichael? 874 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:47,030 Feeling limber? 875 00:36:47,074 --> 00:36:48,728 Legs stretched enough? 876 00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:50,469 Every day is an adventure. 877 00:36:50,512 --> 00:36:51,687 Mm. 878 00:36:51,731 --> 00:36:53,646 What happened to you today? 879 00:36:53,689 --> 00:36:54,864 Traffic. 880 00:36:54,908 --> 00:36:57,127 For nine hours? 881 00:36:57,171 --> 00:36:58,128 [ scoffs ] 882 00:37:02,089 --> 00:37:04,265 I've always liked Wedding Day. 883 00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:07,921 When you marry two people in love, it's... 884 00:37:07,964 --> 00:37:09,792 [ sighs ] You don't have to be impartial. 885 00:37:09,836 --> 00:37:11,751 My whole life, I've liked weddings. 886 00:37:11,794 --> 00:37:15,233 But I've always felt on the outside. 887 00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:17,060 I was married once. 888 00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:22,109 Mm. But even then, they weren't for me. 889 00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:25,765 Since 2013, I have had the honor 890 00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:29,856 of marrying same-sex couples, and it's an absolute joy. 891 00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:31,814 [ chuckles ] 892 00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:34,382 Unless it's on the same day that your girlfriend, 893 00:37:34,426 --> 00:37:37,994 your partner of four years... 894 00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:40,040 dumps you. 895 00:37:40,083 --> 00:37:41,781 [ scoffs ] 896 00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:46,307 I... [ scoffs ] 897 00:37:46,351 --> 00:37:49,049 I know when it's a good idea to take a mental health day, 898 00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:50,746 and it was... 899 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:54,837 it was a first. 900 00:37:54,881 --> 00:37:56,274 I'm so sorry. 901 00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:02,367 I wasn't gonna implement Wedding Day 902 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:04,934 at this courthouse until... 903 00:38:04,978 --> 00:38:08,068 everybodycould take part. 904 00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:11,332 It's the most important thing I've done in my career. 905 00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:14,944 I have got some catching up to do. 906 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:19,775 Hang in there, Carmichael. 907 00:38:19,819 --> 00:38:22,343 This is a privilege, 908 00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:24,519 and you get way more than you give up. 909 00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:31,744 [ knock on door ] 910 00:38:33,572 --> 00:38:36,314 Your Honor, there is something you need to know about. 911 00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:46,236 I am satisfied that the People have proven 912 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,108 that the defendant committed the crime 913 00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:49,501 beyond a reasonable doubt, 914 00:38:49,544 --> 00:38:52,373 and I find her guilty on the charge. 915 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,419 But I don't think 916 00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:56,812 a felony conviction is appropriate. 917 00:38:56,856 --> 00:38:58,640 The money has returned, 918 00:38:58,684 --> 00:39:01,077 and the defendant was honest about her past 919 00:39:01,121 --> 00:39:02,775 and her commitment to move forward. 920 00:39:02,818 --> 00:39:05,821 So I will exercise my discretion 921 00:39:05,865 --> 00:39:08,215 under Penal Code Section 17B 922 00:39:08,258 --> 00:39:11,218 and reduce the charge to a misdemeanor. 923 00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:13,438 The defendant is placed on summary probation 924 00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:17,267 for 12 months under the following conditions-- 925 00:39:17,311 --> 00:39:21,228 100 hours of community service with Father Vincent. 926 00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:23,361 So does the defendant accept? 927 00:39:24,797 --> 00:39:26,320 I do. 928 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,277 Then this court is adjourned. 929 00:39:27,321 --> 00:39:29,410 [ gavel bangs ] 930 00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:30,193 [ gallery murmuring ] 931 00:39:30,237 --> 00:39:34,546 Oh! 932 00:39:34,589 --> 00:39:35,721 Thank you. 933 00:39:35,764 --> 00:39:38,288 [ indistinct conversations ] 934 00:39:38,332 --> 00:39:42,249 You, uh, you keep your promises 935 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:43,816 by having faith in yourself. 936 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:47,341 God loves you. 937 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:58,526 ♪♪♪ 938 00:39:58,570 --> 00:40:02,269 Now let's get some people married! 939 00:40:02,312 --> 00:40:04,880 [ cheers and applause ]♪ I can see the daylight♪ 940 00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:08,623 ♪ I can see the daylight from the dawn♪ 941 00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:11,670 ♪ I can see the sunrise♪ 942 00:40:11,713 --> 00:40:14,150 ♪ I can see the sunrise won't be long♪ 943 00:40:14,194 --> 00:40:17,763 I'm sorry about today. 944 00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:20,635 I needed to stretch my legs 945 00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:23,159 and almost had them both broken. 946 00:40:23,203 --> 00:40:26,946 I suggest in the future a yoga mat in chambers. 947 00:40:26,989 --> 00:40:29,470 ♪♪♪ 948 00:40:29,514 --> 00:40:31,254 That was nimble. 949 00:40:31,298 --> 00:40:33,300 Nimble work there today with Mr. Owens. 950 00:40:33,343 --> 00:40:36,042 The justice system needs to stop funding itself 951 00:40:36,085 --> 00:40:39,045 on the backs of defendants. 952 00:40:39,088 --> 00:40:41,613 Is this the dream, the mass wedding? 953 00:40:41,656 --> 00:40:42,875 Yes. 954 00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:44,485 [ laughter ] 955 00:40:44,529 --> 00:40:46,661 Yes, it is. 956 00:40:46,705 --> 00:40:48,576 [ projecting voice ] This will be orderly. 957 00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:51,710 This will be simple. This will be very romantic. 958 00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:53,712 The building closes in an hour, wedding folks. 959 00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:55,496 Let's get...this...done.[ claps hands ] 960 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,716 I need everyone to line up in your pairs. 961 00:40:57,759 --> 00:40:59,326 Orderly, thank you. Let's get...this...going. 962 00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:01,415 You were hard to keep up with today. 963 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:03,330 I had a nun to defend. 964 00:41:03,373 --> 00:41:05,158 Recovering Catholic. The guilt is brutal. 965 00:41:05,201 --> 00:41:06,464 Hmm. 966 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:08,814 His mom's ring. Hmm? 967 00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:10,946 - It's nice. - Mm-hmm. 968 00:41:10,990 --> 00:41:12,948 I am going to go to Sara's place, 969 00:41:12,992 --> 00:41:15,211 and she is going to cut off my finger. 970 00:41:15,255 --> 00:41:16,952 That's the only way I'm gonna get it off. 971 00:41:16,996 --> 00:41:18,084 [ both chuckle ] 972 00:41:18,127 --> 00:41:19,651 You have any dental floss? 973 00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:21,827 Do I have dental floss? Have you met me? 974 00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:23,393 - Mm-hmm. - Mm. 975 00:41:23,437 --> 00:41:26,309 ♪ I can see the sunrise, won't be long♪ 976 00:41:26,353 --> 00:41:28,311 Ooh. [ chuckles ] 977 00:41:28,355 --> 00:41:31,314 May I have your hand? 978 00:41:31,358 --> 00:41:33,534 It's a weird thing to say. 979 00:41:33,578 --> 00:41:37,582 ♪ I can see the daylight♪ 980 00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:41,281 ♪ I can see the daylight coming on♪ 981 00:41:41,324 --> 00:41:42,587 [ camera shutter clicks ]Thank you. 982 00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:43,631 ♪ Rising 983 00:41:43,675 --> 00:41:44,980 Thanks, Judge. 984 00:41:45,024 --> 00:41:46,112 ♪ Rising 985 00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:49,115 Just another day in the HOJ. 986 00:41:49,158 --> 00:41:52,901 Judge Laski said you had fun with Amy Quinn today. 987 00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:54,076 - Fun? - Mm-hmm. 988 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,556 It was...interesting. 989 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,427 How interesting? 990 00:41:57,471 --> 00:41:59,908 You know what? I'm not going there. 991 00:41:59,952 --> 00:42:01,562 Look, I'm good. 992 00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:03,433 I'm happy if you're happy. 993 00:42:03,477 --> 00:42:05,087 Are you happy? 994 00:42:05,131 --> 00:42:07,873 Ria is now officially a brand ambassador, 995 00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:10,963 and we are going to celebrate. 996 00:42:11,006 --> 00:42:12,791 ♪ I can see the sunrise ♪ 997 00:42:12,834 --> 00:42:15,402 ♪ Won't be long♪ 998 00:42:15,445 --> 00:42:16,403 ♪ Ooh, I'm feeling sunlight♪ 999 00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:18,231 Smart. 1000 00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:20,712 ♪ Walkin' in the sunshine♪ 1001 00:42:20,755 --> 00:42:23,192 I need to know what's going on here right now. 1002 00:42:23,236 --> 00:42:25,543 [ gasping ] 1003 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:26,892 Ahh! 1004 00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:29,285 Ho ho! 1005 00:42:29,329 --> 00:42:30,722 - Yeah? - Oh, finally. 1006 00:42:30,765 --> 00:42:32,201 Uh-huh. 1007 00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:33,855 Well, what are you gonna do with it? 1008 00:42:33,899 --> 00:42:37,555 Uh...give it back... 1009 00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:39,644 to his mom. Not to him. 1010 00:42:39,687 --> 00:42:41,167 ♪ Rising 1011 00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:43,691 [ clears throat ] 1012 00:42:43,735 --> 00:42:46,085 ♪ Rising 1013 00:42:46,128 --> 00:42:49,088 - Are you ready? - [ whispers ] Ready. 1014 00:42:49,131 --> 00:42:51,612 ♪ A new hope rising 1015 00:42:51,656 --> 00:42:55,224 Welcome, everyone. I'm so happy to see all of you 1016 00:42:55,268 --> 00:42:58,401 and honored that you've chosen me to bring you together. 1017 00:42:58,445 --> 00:43:00,621 [ cheers and applause ] 1018 00:43:00,665 --> 00:43:03,145 We're gonna do things a little bit differently 1019 00:43:03,189 --> 00:43:05,452 at this late hour. 1020 00:43:05,495 --> 00:43:08,542 A group celebration of love. 1021 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:09,587 [ crowd cheering ] 1022 00:43:19,335 --> 00:43:21,337 Captioned by Los Angeles Distribution and Broadcasting, Inc.