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I-I told Anna that I wasn't ready yet.
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But what if that was just an excuse?
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What if I'm never ready?
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I mean, th-that's crazy, right?
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I mean, I wasn't ready yet.
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I mean, an intimate relationship?
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I just... I need to get
to know myself better.
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That's a goal.
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- Yeah. That is a goal, Ben.
- No, Wade.
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That was a goal. You missed it.
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Oh. Goal! Blue team!
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- Orange.
- Goal!
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Orange team!
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Poor Wade is really taking
this breakup pretty badly, huh?
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- Yeah.
- He won't stop talking about it.
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Yeah, do you think
it's insensitive of me
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as his best friend to tell
him to put a cork in it?
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If I have to listen to
him say one more time,
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"Oh, come on. What was I thinking?
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"Ah, she w... she was wonderful.
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Come on, Wade".
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That impression was spot-on.
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"Well, thank you very much".
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No... Oh, see? I just went Elvis.
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- Yeah. Yeah, that was Elvis.
- Almost had it.
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Michelle, you all right?
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Yeah, just a stitch in my side.
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All right, girls, that's game!
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Bring it in!
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Hey.
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You sure you're all right?
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Okay, that place that you're clutching,
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that could be appendicitis,
gallbladder or a spleen thing.
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Or it could be nothing at all. I'm okay.
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She's throwing up in a bag.
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No, I'm not.
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- Let me see the bag.
- No!
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I'm okay.
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Okay, we should go to the hospital.
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- Yeah. Good idea. Come on.
- Yeah.
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We're not going to the hospital.
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I still have to do the donut holes
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and the rest of the Go-Gurts and...
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Oh, my God, this is the
worst pain I've ever had.
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Pass me the Go-Gurts!
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- Let's go.
- Come on, get out of here.
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- We got you...
- Oh, we're gonna need more bags!
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- Bags!
- Got it. I'm on it.
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- Come on, kids. Let's go.
- Bags, bags, bag...
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Uh... Uh-oh.
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There's bags in the bag she threw up in.
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She threw up on the bags.
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- Easy.
- I'm being easy.
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Kids, your mama's home.
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Mm.
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- You okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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Ooh, no, no. Don't squish Mommy.
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- Thank you.
- Gentle. Oh, sure.
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- Oh.
- Just... Careful.
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Oh, babe... Oh. Let
me give that to Daddy.
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Did they really take
out your gallbladder?
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- Yes.
- Can I have it?
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No. But I brought you a green Jell-O.
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Score!
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Noah, share with everyone, please.
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Let me take that from you.
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- Oh, sure. Yeah.
- Thank you, Delia.
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I knew something was wrong,
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and I was too scared
to find out what it was.
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She was a pit bull in that hospital.
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You should've heard her yelling
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at all the doctors and nurses.
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Well, no, the nurse clearly
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did not know how to insert a catheter.
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So, luckily,
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- I'm a doctor.
- Okay.
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You're a pediatrician.
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Whatever.
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Pee-holes are pee-holes.
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I mean, we were just having dinners out
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every single night. I was
just... I felt so good.
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It was like we were at the top
of a roller-coaster and my hands
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were up in the air and I was screaming,
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"Ha!"
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She really likes chicken cacciatore.
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I mean, how many people like that still?
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I mean, I love chili out of a can.
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And so does she.
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I really wanted to put myself out there,
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but then I think, you know,
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maybe I shouldn't have
put myself out there.
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But if I don't put myself out there,
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how will I know if I'm ready?
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I'm tied up in knots. Ugh!
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Wade, I feel like it,
you know, was yesterday,
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we couldn't get you to
open up in these meetings.
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I miss those days.
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I know. I just really
have to sort this out.
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How will I know if I'm ready
for a serious relationship?
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I can help you with that.
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You're not.
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I made the same mistake when Phil died.
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You were in a committed
and caring relationship
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- for what, 20 years?
- Yeah.
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And you think going
out on a couple of dates
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is gonna fill that hole that you feel?
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You're always gonna
wind up disappointed.
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Wade, you have to get out
there and just bang one out.
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Or two.
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Or three.
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I like eager strangers.
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You can find them anywhere.
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The gym's a good spot.
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Wade, listen. Trust me.
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It is gonna feel so good to you
when you just find some woman
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- that you just want to...
- Uh...
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Uh, Natalie? Can I help you?
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Nope. Just lost my
retainer somewhere in here.
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You know. Just keep
talking. Not even listening.
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Your retainer is in
your mouth. I can see it.
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Oh. That's where it is.
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Go.
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Faster.
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- Oh, my God.
- We're just saying,
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get out there and have some fun.
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That's what we did.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.
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- Yeah.
- In time, you'll be ready for something deeper.
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Or not. It's been four years for me,
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and I am still really enjoying
the bang out a quick one phase.
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I mean, not too quick. You know...
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I'm a lady.
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I hear you. And it makes perfect sense.
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I'm just not really the
"bang one out" kind of guy.
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Luckily for me, I've
got a lot of work to do.
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That's where I get
my best thinking done.
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Yeah. Because that's what women
are really looking for, Wade.
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A thinker.
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You've got to make her stay in bed.
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If she has to go to the
bathroom, you should take her.
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I can make it to the
bathroom myself, thanks.
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What about foods? Soft stuff?
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Actually, high fiber, low fat.
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Density is not gonna be your friend.
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I'd get a stool softener.
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Okay, my stool is good.
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And again, thank you so much.
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And tell Forrest hi
when you get home now.
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Do not let her do any heavy lifting.
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In fact, you know what,
Ben? No lifting at all.
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Am I a ghost? Do people not hear me?
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- Of course we hear you, honey.
- Yeah.
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- You just got to take it easy.
- Take it easy?
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I've got four kids. I've got
laundry to do, beds to make,
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hair to braid, meals to cook.
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And yelling alone is a full-time job.
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And Monday is picture day
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and Sahai has outgrown
all her nice clothes.
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Okay. Michelle, Michelle,
you have got to relax.
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Ben and I are gonna
take care of everything.
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I'm gonna look after the house,
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- I'm gonna feed the kids.
- You will fail.
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You're on drugs, so I'm
just gonna shrug that off.
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Ben, you're gonna take
care of clothes and hair.
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Got it. I'll take Sahai to
Dillard's in the morning.
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Dillard's? Are we rich?
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What? Are you gonna have your
butler drive you to Dillard's?
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Honey, where would you like me to go?
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The same place we've
been going for years.
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Right.
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The Young Tomorrow
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- outlet store.
- Outlet store! I knew that.
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Uh, Ben, check the
website for discount codes.
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And there's free parking in the
lot behind the North Face store!
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And Dick's Sporting Goods
has one dollar hot dogs!
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Hurts to yell, doesn't it?
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No.
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- Can I have another pill?
- No.
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I'm glad everything is okay with
Michelle. That was really scary.
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Yeah, sure was. Hey, what about you?
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- You okay?
- I will be.
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My crew is off today,
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so I get the whole day to
myself to just dig holes
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and figure stuff out.
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Yeah, we're different, you and I.
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Yeah.
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Hey, thanks for bringing over breakfast.
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- Of course.
- I got a big day ahead of me.
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I got to take Sahai shopping,
which means I got to take
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all the kids with me. Ooh!
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Ben, you know, since
you're going already,
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would you mind taking Addie with you?
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I was thinking about maybe
trying to squeeze in a nap,
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go down to The Y, have a shvitz.
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Forrest, I'm already taking four
kids. You want to make it five
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so that you can go
have a... have a what?
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A shvitz, dude. A steam bath.
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You know I had that sinus
thing last year.
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Oh, man, I actually need
clothes for picture day, too.
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Well, I'm sure Grace has
some old stuff you could wear.
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He did not mean that, Natalie.
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- Wha...
- Hey.
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Ben can take you guys. Right?
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You can take them. You're
already taking five.
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- What's two more?
- Seven!
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How about you take
the girls to the mall,
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and I stay home with the little
ones and take care of my wife
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with the fresh surgical incision?
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Oh, wow. W... You're playing that card?
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- Yes.
- Wow. All right, great.
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So I'm going to the mall
with four tween girls, huh?
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It's not in my comfort zone.
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Yeah. This is gonna be so interesting.
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I don't want to stay
with the little kids.
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Well, then you can go to the
mall. Those are your options.
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Can we at least go to the
mall with the sword store?
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I keep telling you, you dreamt that.
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It seemed so real.
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Can I go to work with Wade?
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I don't think you
would enjoy that, kiddo.
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But all you do is play in the dirt.
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Well, I have a degree in botany
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and I spent years studying design.
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But, yeah, basically.
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♪ Over, under ♪
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♪ Back again ♪
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♪ Left strand, right
strand, bring it in. ♪
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That's it. Let's go.
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♪ Over, under, back again ♪
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♪ Left strand, right strand... ♪
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And your hair's totally not braided.
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Okay, um, I just finished
my third load of laundry.
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And I'm not even halfway
done. How's it going in here?
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Bad. Really bad. I'm
no match for this hair.
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The strands are just so tiny,
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and my fingers are like big sausages.
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Alexa, call Michelle.
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Calling Michelle's mobile.
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- Hello?
- Hey, Michelle!
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Is everything okay?
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Oh, it's so good. So great.
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- Then why did you call?
- No reason.
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Alexa, hang up.
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You listen to me and you listen good.
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That woman has a belly full of stitches,
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and she needs to stay
in bed and to rest.
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So you need to man up and
braid this little girl's hair.
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Okay, I'm gonna go do
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a load of laundry and then I
got to get to the grocery store.
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Oh, and I'm trying to get Kai
to focus on his art project,
251
00:08:46,663 --> 00:08:48,297
but that's impossible.
252
00:08:48,299 --> 00:08:50,098
You didn't leave him alone
with the art supplies, did you?
253
00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:52,470
Is that bad?
254
00:08:53,937 --> 00:08:56,204
Could be.
255
00:08:57,642 --> 00:08:59,541
It's Michelle.
256
00:09:03,091 --> 00:09:04,146
Hey, baby.
257
00:09:04,148 --> 00:09:06,162
Did Delia just hang up on me?
258
00:09:06,164 --> 00:09:08,808
- Is something wrong?
- No! Everything is cool.
259
00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:11,343
Real cool. We're shaking
it... we're Fonzie.
260
00:09:11,345 --> 00:09:13,255
Everything's shaking out. It's all good.
261
00:09:13,257 --> 00:09:15,323
- Ooh.
- Okay.
262
00:09:15,325 --> 00:09:16,948
Well, do I smell fabric softener?
263
00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:17,993
Maybe.
264
00:09:17,995 --> 00:09:20,228
Well, if I smell it,
you're using too much.
265
00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:22,631
Okay. I'll just rewash everything.
266
00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:24,967
No, why don't I just come down
there and make sure y'all...
267
00:09:24,969 --> 00:09:26,769
- No!
- No! Everything's cool, baby.
268
00:09:26,771 --> 00:09:28,603
The braids are done.
269
00:09:28,605 --> 00:09:30,708
High five, Zoe.
270
00:09:31,742 --> 00:09:33,178
Okay. Bye-bye.
271
00:09:34,210 --> 00:09:36,245
Alexa,
272
00:09:36,247 --> 00:09:39,684
how do you get permanent
marker off of skin?
273
00:09:43,153 --> 00:09:45,887
Why do you need so many kinds of shovels?
274
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:49,223
They each do a different job.
275
00:09:49,225 --> 00:09:51,593
One's for digging, one's for spreading,
276
00:09:51,595 --> 00:09:54,730
and the other one is
serrated to cut through roots.
277
00:09:54,732 --> 00:09:55,863
What is fertilizer?
278
00:09:55,865 --> 00:09:59,378
Fertilizer is cow poop.
279
00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:02,070
- Yeah.
- Are all plants carnivorous?
280
00:10:02,072 --> 00:10:05,674
You know, Noah, if you
think about that question
281
00:10:05,676 --> 00:10:09,645
for just a second, I think
you'll know the answer.
282
00:10:09,647 --> 00:10:12,336
Yes. Yes, they are.
283
00:10:12,338 --> 00:10:14,650
No. No, they're not.
284
00:10:14,652 --> 00:10:18,496
But a squirrel can climb a
tree, and if it falls into a hole
285
00:10:18,498 --> 00:10:21,924
in the tree and dies, the
tree will digest the squirrel,
286
00:10:21,926 --> 00:10:23,291
so technically,
287
00:10:23,293 --> 00:10:24,927
that makes it a carnivore.
288
00:10:24,929 --> 00:10:26,996
Or it could be an omnivore.
289
00:10:26,998 --> 00:10:29,999
Which is what I am. I don't
really care for salads.
290
00:10:30,001 --> 00:10:34,336
Noah, buddy, I think that
you are super interesting,
291
00:10:34,338 --> 00:10:35,727
but I am just really
292
00:10:35,729 --> 00:10:38,006
trying to focus today.
I've got some, uh,
293
00:10:38,008 --> 00:10:39,808
some grown-up problems
that I'm trying to work out.
294
00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:42,276
Ah. Yeah. About that lady.
295
00:10:42,278 --> 00:10:44,212
My dad says you keep going
296
00:10:44,214 --> 00:10:45,680
on and on about it.
297
00:10:45,682 --> 00:10:48,317
Yeah, well, not anymore.
298
00:10:48,319 --> 00:10:49,664
Good.
299
00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:51,477
'Cause it's irritating
when people don't know
300
00:10:51,479 --> 00:10:52,655
when to be quiet
301
00:10:52,657 --> 00:10:55,424
and just talk and talk
302
00:10:55,426 --> 00:10:58,159
- and talk...
- Hey, buddy, guess what.
303
00:10:58,161 --> 00:11:01,262
I have a job for you.
304
00:11:01,264 --> 00:11:03,164
You see that spot way over there?
305
00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:05,767
I want you to dig a
hole with this shovel,
306
00:11:05,769 --> 00:11:09,061
and when you're done, I want you
to fill it in with this shovel.
307
00:11:09,063 --> 00:11:11,173
I'll be learning two
different shovel skills.
308
00:11:11,175 --> 00:11:13,708
Yes, you will. Go.
309
00:11:16,946 --> 00:11:18,082
Keep going.
310
00:11:19,315 --> 00:11:20,851
Keep going.
311
00:11:21,886 --> 00:11:23,217
Sahai.
312
00:11:23,219 --> 00:11:25,087
Oh, my God.
313
00:11:25,089 --> 00:11:27,121
Do you think these will look good on me?
314
00:11:27,123 --> 00:11:29,357
Oh, those would look so good on you.
315
00:11:29,359 --> 00:11:32,093
- Forrest.
- Yeah?
316
00:11:32,095 --> 00:11:34,730
You know, you don't have
to follow us around, right?
317
00:11:34,732 --> 00:11:36,253
- I don't?
- No.
318
00:11:36,255 --> 00:11:39,703
Oh. Well, I've literally
never done this before, so...
319
00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:42,583
- My mom always takes me shopping...
- Yeah.
320
00:11:42,585 --> 00:11:44,114
... and picks out my clothes,
321
00:11:44,116 --> 00:11:45,731
- and tells me if they fit.
- Yeah.
322
00:11:45,733 --> 00:11:48,242
I just zone out, and the next
thing I know, I'm back in the car.
323
00:11:48,244 --> 00:11:49,311
It's so cute.
324
00:11:49,313 --> 00:11:51,313
You should go sit on the dad bench.
325
00:11:51,315 --> 00:11:53,716
There's a dad bench, huh?
326
00:11:53,718 --> 00:11:55,983
♪ This is what we came here for ♪
327
00:11:55,985 --> 00:11:58,385
♪ I'm coming out 'cause all the
girls and boys want more... ♪
328
00:12:01,859 --> 00:12:03,058
How 'bout them Tar Heels?
329
00:12:03,060 --> 00:12:04,760
Oh, yeah.
330
00:12:04,762 --> 00:12:06,227
Oh, what about them?
331
00:12:06,229 --> 00:12:07,929
- Mm.
- Oh, God.
332
00:12:07,931 --> 00:12:09,865
ACC's pretty stacked.
333
00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:11,333
Think they can take it?
334
00:12:11,335 --> 00:12:12,336
Uh...
335
00:12:20,844 --> 00:12:23,879
Those are not my people.
336
00:12:23,881 --> 00:12:26,497
I'm getting this. Boom.
337
00:12:26,499 --> 00:12:29,251
Two down, and then all of this to go.
338
00:12:29,253 --> 00:12:31,561
Whew. Why do you have so much hair?
339
00:12:31,563 --> 00:12:33,771
So I've been scrubbing that
boy's face for a half hour,
340
00:12:33,773 --> 00:12:36,736
and that marker's not coming
off, and it's taking a real toll
341
00:12:36,738 --> 00:12:38,660
- on our friendship.
- That sucks because
342
00:12:38,662 --> 00:12:41,154
tomorrow is picture day, and
Michelle's gonna flip out.
343
00:12:41,156 --> 00:12:42,220
No, she's not,
344
00:12:42,222 --> 00:12:44,232
because she's not going
to see him that way,
345
00:12:44,234 --> 00:12:45,767
because I'm going to get her makeup,
346
00:12:45,769 --> 00:12:46,973
I'm going to cover it up,
347
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,536
right after I'm done
rewashing the sheets,
348
00:12:48,538 --> 00:12:51,305
and I'm gonna run to the grocery
store to get dinner started.
349
00:12:51,307 --> 00:12:55,077
- Kai's got the marker again.
- Kai, for the love of God!
350
00:12:55,079 --> 00:12:58,280
Uh, Grace, what do you think?
351
00:12:58,282 --> 00:13:01,015
Oh, oh, my gosh,
Natalie, that is so cute.
352
00:13:01,017 --> 00:13:03,251
- I like it.
- I love the colors.
353
00:13:03,253 --> 00:13:05,187
Yeah...
354
00:13:05,189 --> 00:13:06,628
- What?
- No, it's...
355
00:13:06,630 --> 00:13:08,450
Nothing. Please, you guys do your thing.
356
00:13:08,452 --> 00:13:09,581
No, no, what?
357
00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:11,681
Uh, I don't know. It
just... it seems to me
358
00:13:11,683 --> 00:13:12,906
that the waist is too high.
359
00:13:12,908 --> 00:13:14,589
It cuts you off. If I were you,
360
00:13:14,591 --> 00:13:16,832
I'd find something
that cinches at the hip.
361
00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:19,001
- You think?
- Totally.
362
00:13:19,003 --> 00:13:20,501
And with your complexion,
363
00:13:20,503 --> 00:13:22,136
you should be in cooler tones.
364
00:13:22,138 --> 00:13:24,475
Wintry blues, grays.
365
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:29,144
Oh, my God, I think he's right.
366
00:13:29,146 --> 00:13:30,438
What do you think?
367
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:32,691
I like it.
368
00:13:32,693 --> 00:13:35,016
Pair it with that floral
print skirt right there,
369
00:13:35,018 --> 00:13:36,120
and I love it.
370
00:13:37,588 --> 00:13:39,020
No way.
371
00:13:39,022 --> 00:13:40,646
- Way.
- Oh, my God.
372
00:13:40,648 --> 00:13:42,747
- Dad, it works.
- Yeah.
373
00:13:42,749 --> 00:13:44,425
Why are we surprised?
I mean, look at him.
374
00:13:44,427 --> 00:13:46,075
He's always so perfectly put together.
375
00:13:46,077 --> 00:13:48,807
- Yeah.
- Shut your stupid faces.
376
00:13:48,809 --> 00:13:49,898
What? Shut up.
377
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,584
No, no, no, look at his cuffs.
378
00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:53,209
- No, come on, stop.
- They always match.
379
00:13:53,211 --> 00:13:55,036
Seriously, you guys are
embarrassing me. Stop it.
380
00:13:55,038 --> 00:13:57,573
Have you seen my socks,
though? Look at these.
381
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,208
What?! Stop it!
382
00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:01,443
- Shut up! Shut up!
- Okay.
383
00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:03,044
Can you find outfits for all of us?
384
00:14:03,046 --> 00:14:05,380
- Yes.
- No, me first. Okay, what do you think?
385
00:14:05,382 --> 00:14:07,642
- How do you feel about jumpsuits?
- Not mad at them.
386
00:14:07,644 --> 00:14:09,217
Right over here.
387
00:14:09,219 --> 00:14:11,620
My hole is fantastic.
388
00:14:11,622 --> 00:14:13,779
You can't even tell I ever dug it.
389
00:14:13,781 --> 00:14:15,557
Great. I need five more just like it.
390
00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:16,625
I need to pee.
391
00:14:16,627 --> 00:14:17,929
Well, I'm afraid
392
00:14:17,931 --> 00:14:19,531
you're gonna have to
use the porta-potty.
393
00:14:20,497 --> 00:14:22,988
I've never used one of those before.
394
00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:24,433
It's like a little house.
395
00:14:24,435 --> 00:14:26,938
Yeah, I guess it is.
396
00:14:37,449 --> 00:14:38,803
Delia.
397
00:14:38,805 --> 00:14:41,083
What are you doing in my bathroom?
398
00:14:44,888 --> 00:14:47,389
Stop shushing me. Why are you up here?
399
00:14:47,391 --> 00:14:48,557
Is there a problem?
400
00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:49,924
No, I just... I had to get some little,
401
00:14:49,926 --> 00:14:51,425
you know, rubber bands for Zoe's hair,
402
00:14:51,427 --> 00:14:52,951
but, you know, it's
fine, everything's fine.
403
00:14:52,953 --> 00:14:54,174
There's no problems. Okay, okay.
404
00:14:54,176 --> 00:14:55,996
- What about the shopping?
- Uh, it's done.
405
00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:57,056
- Dinner?
- Done.
406
00:14:57,058 --> 00:14:58,900
- Laundry?
- It's done. It's redone.
407
00:14:58,902 --> 00:15:00,720
Done and redone. Everything's done.
408
00:15:00,722 --> 00:15:01,884
So everything got done
409
00:15:01,886 --> 00:15:03,170
- while I lay here in bed?
- Yeah.
410
00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:05,946
So you could just rest, relax, heal,
411
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,805
take a load off. Okay.
412
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,077
Great.
413
00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:11,179
I have to admit,
414
00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:13,711
I thought the house would
fall apart without me,
415
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,253
but it didn't.
416
00:15:18,288 --> 00:15:21,088
I mean, obviously, it's
been, it's been hard.
417
00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:23,659
- I mean, you know, obviously.
- No.
418
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:26,193
You said so yourself,
everybody's fine without me.
419
00:15:26,195 --> 00:15:28,163
- It's great.
- Oh.
420
00:15:28,165 --> 00:15:30,198
Just lay here and do nothing.
421
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,003
Michelle.
422
00:15:34,504 --> 00:15:36,340
Want, like, a book?
423
00:15:43,314 --> 00:15:45,012
Delia.
424
00:15:45,014 --> 00:15:47,092
Now, I know it's early, but
the rest of the contestants
425
00:15:47,094 --> 00:15:48,951
for Father of the Year can suck it.
426
00:15:48,953 --> 00:15:51,653
Look at these braids. It's in the bag.
427
00:15:51,655 --> 00:15:53,087
Wow.
428
00:15:53,089 --> 00:15:54,303
So, Ben,
429
00:15:54,305 --> 00:15:56,991
this is hard for me.
I think I was wrong.
430
00:15:56,993 --> 00:15:58,993
I mean, I thought
431
00:15:58,995 --> 00:16:01,029
Michelle might relax if she could see
432
00:16:01,031 --> 00:16:02,975
that we can get along without her,
433
00:16:02,977 --> 00:16:05,205
but it might be killing her.
434
00:16:05,207 --> 00:16:07,169
Uh-oh.
435
00:16:07,171 --> 00:16:08,569
She go all quiet on you?
436
00:16:08,571 --> 00:16:10,271
And then some.
437
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,301
Oh, man, that's bad.
438
00:16:12,303 --> 00:16:13,605
Very bad.
439
00:16:14,979 --> 00:16:16,444
We need to make her feel needed.
440
00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:17,679
- How?
- Uh...
441
00:16:17,681 --> 00:16:19,274
I'm gonna screw up dinner.
442
00:16:19,276 --> 00:16:20,465
Okay.
443
00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:22,116
And, Ben...
444
00:16:22,118 --> 00:16:24,019
Don't say it.
445
00:16:24,021 --> 00:16:27,688
You're gonna take out those
beautiful little braids.
446
00:16:27,690 --> 00:16:29,794
- My braids?
- Yeah.
447
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,695
Here, kid, knock yourself out.
448
00:16:38,971 --> 00:16:40,737
You know what I wish?
449
00:16:40,739 --> 00:16:44,273
I wish that I could
be more like you, Noah.
450
00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:45,908
Just live in the moment.
451
00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:47,911
Throw your penny in the well.
452
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:57,354
I wish for a dragon.
453
00:16:58,557 --> 00:17:01,213
Okay, I'm out of change.
Hey, buddy, you want to help me
454
00:17:01,215 --> 00:17:02,556
get the rest of these
trees in the ground?
455
00:17:02,558 --> 00:17:03,792
Let me grab my plants.
456
00:17:03,794 --> 00:17:05,995
We should just put a tree there.
457
00:17:05,997 --> 00:17:07,997
Yeah, you can't just put a tree
wherever you want to, kiddo.
458
00:17:07,999 --> 00:17:09,424
Isn't that a good place for a tree?
459
00:17:09,426 --> 00:17:11,434
Well, that's not the point.
When you're a grown-up,
460
00:17:11,436 --> 00:17:13,436
you got to make plans and
you got to stick to them.
461
00:17:13,438 --> 00:17:15,038
- That's dumb.
- Maybe,
462
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,006
but it keeps you from making mistakes.
463
00:17:17,008 --> 00:17:18,831
Who cares about making mistakes?
464
00:17:18,833 --> 00:17:20,521
I make 'em all the time.
465
00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:23,395
We just threw six dollars in a toilet.
466
00:17:25,284 --> 00:17:26,983
We did, didn't we?
467
00:17:26,985 --> 00:17:28,818
And it felt good.
468
00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:30,887
So we're gonna plant the tree there?
469
00:17:30,889 --> 00:17:33,857
Yeah. Yes, we are.
470
00:17:33,859 --> 00:17:35,457
All right.
471
00:17:35,459 --> 00:17:37,493
And then we can go get me a sword.
472
00:17:37,495 --> 00:17:38,595
I've got something better.
473
00:17:38,597 --> 00:17:40,274
I'm gonna get you your own shovel.
474
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,032
That wishing well is terrible.
475
00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:43,994
Okay. I think we're ready.
476
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,032
Indeed.
477
00:17:49,373 --> 00:17:50,706
Wait for it.
478
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:52,738
Is something burning down there?
479
00:17:52,740 --> 00:17:54,901
Dang it, y-you caught me.
480
00:17:54,903 --> 00:17:57,472
Uh, something's happened to dinner.
481
00:17:58,784 --> 00:18:00,849
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
482
00:18:00,851 --> 00:18:02,305
I'm so sorry.
483
00:18:02,307 --> 00:18:04,486
I just... I don't know what to do.
484
00:18:04,488 --> 00:18:05,927
It's okay.
485
00:18:05,929 --> 00:18:08,851
I got a frozen casserole.
I'll tell you how to heat it.
486
00:18:09,695 --> 00:18:12,819
Three, two, one.
487
00:18:12,821 --> 00:18:14,209
Oh, my God!
488
00:18:14,211 --> 00:18:16,398
Kai, what happened to your face?
489
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,270
Who gave you a marker?
490
00:18:19,438 --> 00:18:21,570
Yes! Yeah!
491
00:18:21,572 --> 00:18:23,740
I am so sorry.
492
00:18:23,742 --> 00:18:25,507
I just didn't want you to worry
493
00:18:25,509 --> 00:18:28,011
because you really need to relax.
494
00:18:28,013 --> 00:18:31,513
Do I look relaxed? This is not relaxing.
495
00:18:31,515 --> 00:18:35,351
I guess I underestimated how
much everybody depends on you.
496
00:18:35,353 --> 00:18:36,418
Well, I guess you did.
497
00:18:36,420 --> 00:18:38,120
Yes, I did.
498
00:18:38,122 --> 00:18:39,936
Uh, baby?
499
00:18:39,938 --> 00:18:41,606
I may need your help.
500
00:18:41,608 --> 00:18:42,891
You may?
501
00:18:42,893 --> 00:18:45,377
Come here, baby girl. I'll fix you up.
502
00:18:45,379 --> 00:18:47,168
Can you bring the laundry up here?
503
00:18:47,170 --> 00:18:48,865
I can fold it after I fix this hair.
504
00:18:48,867 --> 00:18:50,699
If it's okay with my doctor.
505
00:18:50,701 --> 00:18:51,836
Mm-hmm. It's fine.
506
00:18:52,878 --> 00:18:55,106
If she pops her stitches
braiding that girl's hair,
507
00:18:55,108 --> 00:18:56,228
I will never forgive myself.
508
00:18:57,909 --> 00:18:59,609
Michelle!
509
00:18:59,611 --> 00:19:02,478
Hey, check out Sahai's new
outfit. Guess who picked it out.
510
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,529
This guy.
511
00:19:03,531 --> 00:19:05,682
Forrest, that is absolutely hideous.
512
00:19:05,684 --> 00:19:07,684
Michelle's gonna hate it.
What were you thinking?
513
00:19:07,686 --> 00:19:09,686
You look so beautiful!
514
00:19:09,688 --> 00:19:12,088
You got to get it out
of here. Blah! Ugh!
515
00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:14,456
Love it. It's so pretty.
516
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:17,092
Ah, I'm such a stupid piece of crap.
517
00:19:17,094 --> 00:19:18,293
What are we doing?
518
00:19:19,730 --> 00:19:21,830
Look, check this out.
519
00:19:21,832 --> 00:19:23,867
- What's this?
- What's that?
520
00:19:23,869 --> 00:19:25,358
It's just a cashmere scarf
521
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,436
that's gonna go great
with your off-gray peacoat.
522
00:19:27,438 --> 00:19:29,138
Or it doubles as a wrap
523
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:31,741
- for that sheath dress you love.
- You listen to me.
524
00:19:31,743 --> 00:19:34,010
You are picking out
my clothes from now on.
525
00:19:34,012 --> 00:19:35,011
I have a gift.
526
00:19:35,013 --> 00:19:37,714
Wow, Noah, that was such an awesome day.
527
00:19:37,716 --> 00:19:39,115
Can we do that again sometime?
528
00:19:39,117 --> 00:19:40,119
Okay.
529
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,019
Classic high five.
530
00:19:43,021 --> 00:19:44,820
- So you survived the day?
- I did.
531
00:19:44,822 --> 00:19:46,723
That Noah is a pretty wise kid.
532
00:19:46,725 --> 00:19:48,891
Yeah. Really?
533
00:19:48,893 --> 00:19:51,060
Yeah. He taught me something.
534
00:19:51,062 --> 00:19:52,798
Thinking too much is dumb.
535
00:19:58,770 --> 00:20:01,870
Like I said, sometimes
you got to just...
536
00:20:01,872 --> 00:20:04,040
bang one out.
537
00:20:04,042 --> 00:20:06,511
I didn't see the wisdom
of it until just now.
538
00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:09,989
I should probably go.
539
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,282
- I mean, I'd love to stay, but...
- Okay. Oh.
540
00:20:12,284 --> 00:20:14,085
- So, Wade, listen, we're good.
- Yeah.
541
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:16,386
Yeah, I mean, you should
probably just hit the road.
542
00:20:16,388 --> 00:20:19,390
Okay. Um, I had a lovely time.
543
00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:20,423
Oh, me, too.
544
00:20:20,425 --> 00:20:21,925
- Okay.
- Yeah.
545
00:20:21,927 --> 00:20:23,361
Yeah.
546
00:20:23,363 --> 00:20:25,328
You should probably go
before it gets weird.
547
00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:27,171
- Yeah, just...
- Yeah, roger that. Yeah, okay.
548
00:20:29,135 --> 00:20:30,801
Um...
549
00:20:30,803 --> 00:20:32,836
Oh, that was a while.
550
00:20:32,838 --> 00:20:35,839
Hey. You did good.
551
00:20:35,841 --> 00:20:38,108
Thank you.
552
00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:39,479
How-how good?
553
00:20:40,813 --> 00:20:43,914
You know what? Never mind.
554
00:20:43,916 --> 00:20:47,020
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
555
00:20:48,677 --> 00:20:51,177
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