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I just wanted to tell you
that Anna is coming to Ben
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- and Michelle's party.
- I'm Anna, by the way.
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- You're Delia's Anna?
- And you're Delia's Wade.
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This was the most amazing night ever.
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I thought so, too.
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- Uh, hello.
- Hey.
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- It's gonna be a little weird.
- It's super weird.
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I'm really sorry about what happened
the other day with Grace.
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That's not how I wanted you two to meet.
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Is she okay?
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Yeah, she's fine. I caught
her making out with this boy
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a few months back, so we're even.
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- Wow, I run with a fast crowd.
- A very fast crowd.
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Aw! Sorry.
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Ooh, Life Savers. Can
I have an orange one?
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Uh, you know what?
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- Take the roll. I got to get back.
- All right.
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Those pustules won't pop themselves.
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You know, second
thought, you take those.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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Aw!
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Ah. Wow.
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- Things are going well, I see?
- Yes,
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but it's tough. You know,
I'd like to see her more,
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but I've-I've really
had to put on the brakes
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after what happened with the girls.
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Okay, you listen to me.
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She is damn near perfect for
you, and you cannot blow this.
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I don't think you know
how much I have invested
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in this relationship.
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I know, Delia, and-and I'm sorry.
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- Okay.
- Wait.
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Why am I apologizing to you?
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Uh, Wade, what's going
on with your garage?
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- It's a mess.
- Well, it's not that bad.
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Oh, it's bad.
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I could hardly make it to the fridge.
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Haven't you seen Hoarders?
You could be on it.
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Uh, well, I'll, uh, I'll get
to it when I have some time.
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No time like the present.
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Wade, she's trying to get you to have
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a yard sale so she can
sell our stuff there, too.
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Well, why don't you just have
a yard sale at your house?
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'Cause we can't.
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The neighbors complained about
how many yard sales she has.
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There's a whole thread about
it on that neighborhood app.
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That neighborhood app
is a bunch of racists.
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Okay, that may be true, but
they also help find lost cats.
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I'll go get my own beer.
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So you're just asking to
have a yard sale at my house?
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How does Saturday 8:00 a.m. sound?
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- Really early.
- Trust me,
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- it's a great way to make money.
- Oh, that's good,
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so you can take out your
gross doctor girlfriend.
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Come on, Natalie. I mean,
you haven't even met her yet.
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I don't need to meet
her. She's a Gemini.
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That was the last beer?
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Cheers.
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Dad, here's the stuff I want to sell.
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I don't play with them anyway.
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Of course you don't play with
them, they're your brother's.
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This isn't.
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Boy, put that stuff back.
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Hold on.
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What are these doing here?
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I know, I know, it's
your precious vinyl,
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but these are duplicates.
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You have three copies of James Brown's
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Merry Christmas Album.
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But it's got 11 funky Christmas hits.
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Why keep any of this when
you can just stream it?
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Because streaming music
is cold and soulless.
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It's like I tell all my clients
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when I'm putting in their systems,
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vinyl is tactile, the
sound is warm and present.
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And listening to Digable Planets
on anything else...
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should be illegal.
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And James Brown is staying.
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Next Christmas is gonna be funky.
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Hey, Nat. Come down
here, check this out.
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I got a new game. You
know how I never let you
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- play Aggravated Assault?
- Yeah.
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Well, uh, I realize that-that
you're not a kid anymore,
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and I thought maybe
we could play and, uh,
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and just kind of talk
about things, you know?
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Because, lately,
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we haven't really had
a chance to discuss
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everything that's been
going on and, you know,
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what's going on in our
hearts and how we feel and...
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Oh, my God, I'm on fire.
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H-How did you do that?
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That was fun, Dad. Still hate Anna. Bye.
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I mean, I tried to talk
to Natalie on her level,
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but she saw through me pretty quick.
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She's just putting up a wall.
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Well, yeah, 'cause she
can see that you like Anna.
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- Delia.
- Yeah?
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I've been looking everywhere for
something to sell at this yard sale;
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all I can find are these old glasses.
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Okay, well, maybe you can sell those.
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Yeah. I mean, I guess I could.
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They're right eye -250, left eye +175.
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I mean, that's got to
fit somebody, right?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Anyway, this...
nothing's gonna get better
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until I can introduce Anna to the girls.
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You know, maybe you should
wait a little bit, you know,
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until, you know, after...
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Is that supposed to be sex?
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- What-what kind of sex are you having?
- Don't answer that.
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Look, here's what I want to do:
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I-I-I want them to
meet on neutral ground.
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- Let's do it here. Yeah.
- Really?
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We'll do, like, a whole
dinner party for Anna.
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Oh, Delia, thank you so
much. Oh, that would be,
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that would be so great.
I-I just want something
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- really casual and-and easy and-and fun.
- Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, so fun, so casual.
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Casual, easy, and fun. That's Delia.
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Hey, are you free for
dinner on Friday night?
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I am, and I would love
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to go on a real date,
just the two of us.
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- Oh, man, me, too.
- Yeah.
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That's not what this is.
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- Oh.
- It's more of an awkward staged meeting
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between you and two girls
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who are determined to hate you.
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- Wow. You are a hell of a salesman.
- Yeah.
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- I'm in.
- Uh, yeah? Okay. All right.
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Yes. Yes. All right.
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Addie, honey, you ready to go?
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- Yeah.
- Okay. Wow.
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Is this all the stuff you're gonna sell?
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- No, this is everything we're gonna keep.
- Really?
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Guys, what're you gonna
do with all this junk?
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I mean, when was the last
time you even used this?
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When we went to Moonshine
Mountain with Mom.
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Ah. Yeah. Okay, but what about, uh,
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what about this little
tiny Minions costume?
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I mean, you couldn't
even fit into it anymore.
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Mom made that for me
out of an old raincoat.
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Okay. Let's... Come here for a sec.
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Um, I get what you're
going through, okay?
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Your dad dating Anna, it just feels like
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things are changing really fast, right?
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You want to hold on to Mom even more,
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but Mom isn't in stuff, you know?
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Stuff is just stuff.
She's not any stuff.
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Stuff comes, it goes, but...
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Mom's right here.
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She's always gonna be right here.
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Well, I-I guess we could
sell some of this stuff.
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That's the spirit.
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I know you guys can do
this. Okay. All right.
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- Okay.
- Yeah?
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Oh. Hi.
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Thank you. Couldn't
bring myself to do it.
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Oh, yeah. Happy to.
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Uh, so, uh, are we good for Friday?
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- Oh, yes. I am so psyched.
- Yeah, and you feel okay
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about cooking for so many people?
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I'm not cooking.
I don't cook. I'm a doctor.
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You know, I got to say,
I'm really impressed
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that a busy doctor like
yourself still finds the time
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to order this much food.
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Well, I want things
to be special for Anna.
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I know.
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Is that a special log cabin
you're making out of egg rolls?
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No. Oh, wait, am I?
Oh, God. I don't know.
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- Come on, come on.
- Hey, Ben.
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Forrest.
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- Hi.
- So, the yard sale is tomorrow.
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- Yeah...
- What do you got?
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Here you go.
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- That's it?
- Yep.
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Oh, I, uh, I actually found some, uh,
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boxes in the back of my closet, too.
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- What was in them?
- Other empty boxes.
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Guys, I scoured this entire house.
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I-I don't own anything.
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Nothing... seriously.
Seriously, nothing.
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And it made me think, like, what am I?
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I used to have hobbies
and-and interests.
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- Yeah?
- I don't know.
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Have I organized
myself out of existence?
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- Hey, don't be so hard on yourself.
- Okay, all right.
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Tell me something that is
special or unique about me.
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Okay.
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You're up.
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Hey.
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- Hi.
- Wow, you look
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- so beautiful. Uh...
- Uh, thanks. Uh...
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- Uh... um, uh, yeah.
- Mmm.
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So, uh, you-you ready for this?
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Uh, not at all, but
here I am, so that's...
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- You're gonna do great.
- Great.
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Hey-hey, everybody.
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- You remember Anna. Hey.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Anna!
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Oh, wow, what a spread.
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Did you get eggplant
curry? That's my favorite.
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Yes, I know, because you
were making yummy sounds
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at lunch the other day,
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so I looked in the garbage can
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afterwards to see what you ate.
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- Is that weird?
- Uh, yeah. That's very weird.
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- Yeah.
- So,
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are you ready to meet the most...
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The most important
people in your life? Sure.
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Let's do it.
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Hey, girls? Grace,
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you remember Anna.
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Um, I-I do.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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And-and, uh, this is, this is Natalie.
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Natalie?
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Come-come on. Come here.
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Hi. So, um, your dad
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tells me you play soccer.
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Uh, yeah, she sure does,
and she's really great at it.
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- Yeah.
- Cool.
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Who's your favorite player?
Mine's Alex Morgan,
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but that's probably just 'cause
we're both forwards, so...
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Wait, you-you play?
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Oh, yeah. I played
soccer, back in college.
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Oh, my God, really?
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Division III. We were awful.
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But I scored three goals and
got four teeth kicked out.
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See? These four right
here. Can you tell?
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Cool.
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Addie. Addie, she got
her teeth knocked out!
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- You found her weak spot.
- Yeah, well,
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if that didn't work, I had
six puppies in my purse.
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Oh, uh, Anna was actually
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just telling me that
she really likes music.
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And I know that-that
you really like music.
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Wow. Yeah. I-I think
everyone likes music.
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Yeah. That was kind of rough.
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- Was that rough? Was it lame?
- It was rough.
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Okay, so maybe you guys can get together
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and talk about how lame I am.
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- We can do that. Yeah.
- It's an easy topic.
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- Yeah.
- There's lots to talk about with that.
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Is he always like this?
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- Kind of.
- Yeah?
246
00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:46,173
And you're dating him because... ?
247
00:09:47,742 --> 00:09:49,850
Well, it looks like it's going well.
248
00:09:49,851 --> 00:09:52,913
Yeah. Anna and the girls
might be hitting it off.
249
00:09:52,914 --> 00:09:54,055
They are, aren't they?
250
00:09:54,056 --> 00:09:56,817
And now that you like
her and the girls like her,
251
00:09:56,818 --> 00:09:58,858
there's nothing to stop you and Anna
252
00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,588
- from taking things to the next level.
- Mm-hmm.
253
00:10:00,589 --> 00:10:01,789
Yeah.
254
00:10:03,391 --> 00:10:04,625
Uh-huh.
255
00:10:04,626 --> 00:10:05,793
- Come on, man.
- Uh-huh...
256
00:10:15,977 --> 00:10:18,445
Uh, excuse me. What are you doing?
257
00:10:18,446 --> 00:10:20,280
The sign says yard sale.
258
00:10:20,281 --> 00:10:21,578
Oh, so you know your letters,
259
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,016
but you still don't know your numbers?
260
00:10:23,017 --> 00:10:24,451
It says we start at 8:00.
261
00:10:24,452 --> 00:10:26,653
I'm posting about this
on the neighborhood app.
262
00:10:26,654 --> 00:10:28,738
- I bet you are.
- Please don't make my neighbors
263
00:10:28,739 --> 00:10:30,824
- hate me.
- No guarantees, buddy.
264
00:10:30,825 --> 00:10:32,459
Here you go.
265
00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:34,294
Hey, so, uh,
266
00:10:34,295 --> 00:10:35,992
there's nothing standing
in the way now, right?
267
00:10:35,993 --> 00:10:37,067
You and Anna?
268
00:10:37,068 --> 00:10:39,359
No. No, just got to
plan the perfect moment.
269
00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:40,500
Perfect moment?
270
00:10:40,501 --> 00:10:42,636
Ben and I did it waiting for
waffles to pop up this morning.
271
00:10:42,637 --> 00:10:44,871
You know what? You're right.
272
00:10:44,872 --> 00:10:47,274
- There is no time like the present.
- Mm.
273
00:10:47,275 --> 00:10:49,194
Any chance you guys could take the girls
274
00:10:49,195 --> 00:10:51,067
- for a sleepover tonight?
- Hell yes.
275
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,370
- Really?
- But if you want
276
00:10:52,371 --> 00:10:53,635
to have more sex in the morning,
277
00:10:53,636 --> 00:10:55,715
just shoot me a text and I'll
take the kids to breakfast, too.
278
00:10:55,716 --> 00:10:57,745
And if need be, we'll keep them all day.
279
00:10:57,746 --> 00:10:58,894
Guys, I appreciate it,
280
00:10:58,895 --> 00:11:01,454
but I think you're
way overestimating me.
281
00:11:01,455 --> 00:11:03,302
- Maybe. Maybe not.
- Ah!
282
00:11:03,303 --> 00:11:04,970
- There you go.
- Maybe not. Maybe not.
283
00:11:04,971 --> 00:11:06,296
Go get her, tiger.
284
00:11:06,297 --> 00:11:07,721
- These are my puzzles.
- Okay. Well,
285
00:11:07,722 --> 00:11:09,308
- I will, I get more money...
- Guys,
286
00:11:09,309 --> 00:11:12,078
I-I am so proud of you for
getting rid of all this stuff.
287
00:11:12,079 --> 00:11:14,235
Yeah, well, you're
right. It's just stuff.
288
00:11:14,236 --> 00:11:15,937
Yeah, I mean, do you
really want to waste
289
00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:18,361
all this wonderful space in your house
290
00:11:18,362 --> 00:11:21,160
on, like, a home yogurt
maker or Happy Meal toys?
291
00:11:21,161 --> 00:11:22,482
Or this ridiculous hat
292
00:11:22,483 --> 00:11:24,561
that Jill and I got at the county fair
293
00:11:24,562 --> 00:11:25,998
because we were getting so burned.
294
00:11:25,999 --> 00:11:29,350
And I can't believe she kept it.
295
00:11:29,351 --> 00:11:31,118
- Should we go put it out on the table?
- Yes.
296
00:11:31,119 --> 00:11:33,080
- That's where we're gonna put all the stuff...
- Mm-hmm.
297
00:11:33,081 --> 00:11:34,722
...'cause it's just
stuff, it's just stuff.
298
00:11:34,723 --> 00:11:36,057
Yeah.
299
00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:39,694
What is this?
300
00:11:39,695 --> 00:11:41,662
Banana hanger.
301
00:11:41,663 --> 00:11:42,830
What do you use it for?
302
00:11:42,831 --> 00:11:44,165
You hang your bananas on it.
303
00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:45,533
- How much?
- Two dollars.
304
00:11:45,534 --> 00:11:47,133
- I'll give you ten cents.
- No.
305
00:11:47,134 --> 00:11:49,068
- You serious?
- Yes.
306
00:11:49,069 --> 00:11:51,103
- Can I use your bathroom?
- No.
307
00:11:51,104 --> 00:11:52,438
Are you serious?
308
00:11:52,439 --> 00:11:53,606
Eh.
309
00:11:53,607 --> 00:11:55,753
Oh, man. Check this out.
310
00:11:55,754 --> 00:11:57,343
Sly and the Family Stone?
311
00:11:57,344 --> 00:11:58,956
Tribe Called Quest?
312
00:11:58,957 --> 00:12:00,179
Outkast?
313
00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:02,214
These are great. How much for these?
314
00:12:02,215 --> 00:12:04,241
Why do you care? You
don't even own a turntable.
315
00:12:04,242 --> 00:12:06,688
Yeah, but I saw one last
week at the hipster store
316
00:12:06,689 --> 00:12:08,220
- where I got these pants.
- No.
317
00:12:08,221 --> 00:12:10,629
Pants and audio equipment
should be two different stores.
318
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:11,690
Yeah, but there was a great deal.
319
00:12:11,691 --> 00:12:13,359
Free trucker's hat with every purchase.
320
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,961
Yeah, you're not getting my vinyl.
321
00:12:15,962 --> 00:12:17,496
Oh, come on, man. I need a thing.
322
00:12:17,497 --> 00:12:19,565
You know that. This could be my thing.
323
00:12:19,566 --> 00:12:21,200
- I could be vinyl guy.
- Yeah.
324
00:12:21,201 --> 00:12:22,835
But not with my vinyl.
325
00:12:24,538 --> 00:12:26,872
D-Did you get these out of my fridge?
326
00:12:26,873 --> 00:12:28,507
Oh, yeah. You want to buy one?
327
00:12:28,508 --> 00:12:30,743
No, I don't want to buy one,
I want half your profits.
328
00:12:30,744 --> 00:12:33,101
What do you have against
the small businessman?
329
00:12:34,948 --> 00:12:37,349
- Girls, how's it going here?
- Oh, great.
330
00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:39,151
We just sold Mom's old sun hat.
331
00:12:39,152 --> 00:12:41,153
Ah. Keep up the good work.
332
00:12:41,154 --> 00:12:42,855
Really?
333
00:12:42,856 --> 00:12:44,590
- I mean, really?
- Yeah.
334
00:12:44,591 --> 00:12:46,859
I mean, we had to throw
in a beach towel, but...
335
00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:48,863
Oh. Wait, the one with the pelican on it
336
00:12:48,864 --> 00:12:50,129
that we got in Hilton Head?
337
00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:51,430
You were right.
338
00:12:51,431 --> 00:12:53,365
I'm glad we're getting
rid of this stuff.
339
00:12:53,366 --> 00:12:56,869
Yeah, right? Feels good. So good.
340
00:12:56,870 --> 00:12:59,405
Wow. Yeah. Me, too.
341
00:12:59,406 --> 00:13:01,507
More stuff...
342
00:13:01,508 --> 00:13:03,676
Hi... hey.
343
00:13:03,677 --> 00:13:05,775
- Hey.
- So, a little birdie
344
00:13:05,776 --> 00:13:08,047
tells me that, uh,
tonight's the big night.
345
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:11,724
Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's, um,
it's the big-big night.
346
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,686
Sure. Sure. You remember
how to do it, right?
347
00:13:13,687 --> 00:13:17,189
Hey. You asking this man if
he remembers how to have sex?
348
00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:19,131
I don't know! I don't know.
I'm nervous for the guy.
349
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,602
- Yeah.
- You know? I'm nervous for you.
350
00:13:20,603 --> 00:13:21,787
And as soon as I heard,
351
00:13:21,788 --> 00:13:24,263
I ran out and I got you something.
352
00:13:24,264 --> 00:13:26,665
- What? Really?
- Yeah. It's nothing.
353
00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:30,558
Oh, Forrest, thank you.
That's very, very sweet.
354
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:33,038
- You're welcome.
- But I-I can get my own condoms.
355
00:13:33,039 --> 00:13:35,140
- Oh, okay. That's cool. I just...
- Thank you, though. Thank you.
356
00:13:35,141 --> 00:13:36,621
I didn't know whether
you'd be embarrassed or not.
357
00:13:36,622 --> 00:13:39,018
I sure was. I had to drive
all the way down to Garner
358
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,210
where no one knows me.
359
00:13:40,211 --> 00:13:42,113
Boys, thank you so
much for your interest.
360
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,882
I will see you gentlemen
on the other side.
361
00:13:43,883 --> 00:13:45,084
- Oh, man.
- Wow.
362
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:47,253
- Huh.
- Look at him go.
363
00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:53,125
There goes a great man.
364
00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:54,727
I'll give you a buck for the mug.
365
00:13:54,728 --> 00:13:55,728
Sold.
366
00:13:55,729 --> 00:13:58,188
- No, not sold.
- Okay, I'll give you two bucks.
367
00:13:58,189 --> 00:14:00,171
- Great. Even better.
- No, nope. Nope.
368
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:02,134
Is there something I
don't know about that mug?
369
00:14:02,135 --> 00:14:04,069
It's not for sale. Did you know that,
370
00:14:04,070 --> 00:14:05,638
Joan? Now you do.
371
00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:08,482
Excuse me, um, yeah, you're
not gonna want that, either, no.
372
00:14:08,483 --> 00:14:10,342
Oh, is it missing a piece?
373
00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:14,046
Technically, it's missing ten,
but... Jill and I still did this
374
00:14:14,047 --> 00:14:17,516
every Christmas, so...
yeah, it's not for sale.
375
00:14:17,517 --> 00:14:18,613
But it's a yard sale.
376
00:14:18,614 --> 00:14:20,352
Just take a hike, Jeff, would you?
377
00:14:20,353 --> 00:14:21,811
Just move it along. No.
378
00:14:21,812 --> 00:14:24,223
It's not for sale. What part
of that did you not get, okay?
379
00:14:24,224 --> 00:14:26,020
Joan, can you put that down?
380
00:14:26,021 --> 00:14:29,662
Thank you, not yours. Okay,
um, actually, everybody?
381
00:14:29,663 --> 00:14:31,150
I just want to make
a little announcement.
382
00:14:31,151 --> 00:14:32,464
Heads up.
383
00:14:32,465 --> 00:14:34,624
This table is off-limits.
384
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,336
Nobody touch anything here, okay?
385
00:14:37,337 --> 00:14:39,178
Because this is not for sale.
386
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,472
Uh, Delia?
387
00:14:40,473 --> 00:14:43,942
- You okay?
- Yeah, it's just, this is all Jill's stuff.
388
00:14:43,943 --> 00:14:45,344
Yes.
389
00:14:45,345 --> 00:14:49,982
But a wise woman once said
that-that Jill is in our hearts.
390
00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:55,921
Yeah, but she's also in this stuff.
391
00:14:56,823 --> 00:14:58,490
And I want to keep it.
392
00:15:03,663 --> 00:15:06,365
I know.
393
00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:07,533
Hey, Delia.
394
00:15:07,534 --> 00:15:09,020
You can take it.
395
00:15:09,021 --> 00:15:11,737
We have a bunch
of stuff to remember her by.
396
00:15:12,706 --> 00:15:14,173
You should, too.
397
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,507
You should.
398
00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:17,976
Okay, okay.
399
00:15:17,977 --> 00:15:19,378
- Okay, great. Yeah.
- Here.
400
00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:21,480
- From New York.
- Oh, from New York.
401
00:15:21,481 --> 00:15:23,582
- What about Hamton?
- Yeah, yeah. Give me that.
402
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:25,075
- Hawaii.
- I need that, I need that.
403
00:15:25,076 --> 00:15:26,095
Do we have a bag?
404
00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:28,021
- Do you guys have a bag?
- Yeah, we have a bag, get a bag.
405
00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:29,688
Beer! Five dollars!
406
00:15:29,689 --> 00:15:31,924
Uh, I got to go stop
a small businessman.
407
00:15:31,925 --> 00:15:33,885
- Five dollars, right here!
- Uh, okay. Please do.
408
00:15:36,329 --> 00:15:38,864
What do you have against capitalism?
409
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,500
70-30?
410
00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:50,142
Oh, hello, doggies. Hi.
411
00:15:50,143 --> 00:15:52,778
- Hi.
- Wow, they really like you,
412
00:15:52,779 --> 00:15:54,847
- and they are very picky.
- Are they?
413
00:15:54,848 --> 00:15:58,617
Nah, they're dogs.
414
00:15:58,618 --> 00:16:01,787
- Ah...
- You know what?
415
00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:04,289
That restaurant was so nice.
416
00:16:04,290 --> 00:16:05,924
Especially after the break room.
417
00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:08,761
You know what would be, um...
418
00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:11,730
- great after the wine at that restaurant?
- Hmm?
419
00:16:11,731 --> 00:16:14,233
- More wine.
- I can make that happen.
420
00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:15,601
I had a feeling.
421
00:16:15,602 --> 00:16:18,337
Mmm...
422
00:16:18,338 --> 00:16:20,672
- Okay.
- Okay.
423
00:16:28,114 --> 00:16:30,082
Hey, these are great.
424
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:33,952
Are these, uh... for that giant house
425
00:16:33,953 --> 00:16:37,189
- they're building on Idlewild?
- Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
426
00:16:37,190 --> 00:16:39,391
It's gonna be, uh,
it's gonna be beautiful.
427
00:16:39,392 --> 00:16:43,295
I'm gonna do a, a
decomposed granite walkway
428
00:16:43,296 --> 00:16:44,496
with, uh...
429
00:16:44,497 --> 00:16:47,633
succulents on either side.
430
00:16:47,634 --> 00:16:49,802
I can walk you through the whole thing.
431
00:16:49,803 --> 00:16:52,971
Or not. Kind of dorky.
432
00:16:52,972 --> 00:16:56,275
Well, so am I, so that sounds great.
433
00:17:31,845 --> 00:17:34,880
Ah. The wine has arrived.
434
00:17:37,817 --> 00:17:39,318
You okay?
435
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:42,821
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
436
00:17:42,822 --> 00:17:47,726
Uh, Jill used to... play that piano.
437
00:17:47,727 --> 00:17:51,396
Almost every night.
438
00:17:51,397 --> 00:17:55,300
The whole family
would-would gather round.
439
00:17:55,301 --> 00:17:57,536
She used to sing.
440
00:17:57,537 --> 00:18:00,806
And we would, we would all sing.
441
00:18:00,807 --> 00:18:05,711
Jill was a much better player
than she was a singer...
442
00:18:05,712 --> 00:18:07,579
but...
443
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:11,416
she never let that stop her.
444
00:18:17,323 --> 00:18:20,192
She never let anything stop her.
445
00:18:22,228 --> 00:18:24,429
She sounds pretty amazing.
446
00:18:26,499 --> 00:18:29,401
She really was.
447
00:18:31,471 --> 00:18:33,205
Uh, I'm sorry.
448
00:18:40,146 --> 00:18:42,614
You're not ready for this, are you?
449
00:18:43,683 --> 00:18:45,551
I'm not.
450
00:18:49,055 --> 00:18:51,456
I'm sorry.
451
00:18:53,526 --> 00:18:56,028
I'm sorry, too.
452
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,968
You know, I think I'm gonna go.
453
00:19:05,972 --> 00:19:07,506
Yeah.
454
00:19:33,535 --> 00:19:36,094
I was lecturing the girls on
dealing with their grief,
455
00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:39,364
when I clearly haven't
dealt with my own.
456
00:19:39,365 --> 00:19:40,499
That mug has a leak.
457
00:19:41,304 --> 00:19:44,439
- I don't care.
- Uh, how's Anna doing?
458
00:19:45,505 --> 00:19:47,038
Uh, you know, she'll be all right.
459
00:19:47,039 --> 00:19:49,040
- She cried a little.
- Yeah.
460
00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:51,076
But then she got that
really sweet e-mail from you.
461
00:19:51,077 --> 00:19:52,844
Then she cried a lot.
462
00:19:52,845 --> 00:19:56,422
Then she told me she was going
to Botswana to fight some,
463
00:19:56,423 --> 00:19:59,918
you know, Lassa fever
outbreak, so, yeah.
464
00:19:59,919 --> 00:20:01,419
She's in her happy place.
465
00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,629
- Well, good-good for her.
- Yeah.
466
00:20:03,630 --> 00:20:06,098
She's so amazing. I'm sorry.
467
00:20:06,099 --> 00:20:08,334
- But she's really great.
- Yeah.
468
00:20:08,335 --> 00:20:10,242
Well, guys, that was a good yard sale.
469
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,938
- I made $630.
- You... $630?
470
00:20:12,939 --> 00:20:15,908
Mm-hmm. Oh. And, Wade,
this $16 is for you,
471
00:20:15,909 --> 00:20:17,977
- Noah said it was your cut.
- Oh, I broke even.
472
00:20:17,978 --> 00:20:19,678
Hey, Forrest?
473
00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:21,037
What you got there?
474
00:20:21,038 --> 00:20:22,142
These are for you.
475
00:20:22,143 --> 00:20:25,211
- No. You had a change of heart?
- I did.
476
00:20:25,212 --> 00:20:26,236
No, he didn't.
477
00:20:26,237 --> 00:20:27,757
I wouldn't let them back in the house.
478
00:20:29,815 --> 00:20:32,741
This is... I have a thing.
479
00:20:32,742 --> 00:20:34,026
I got a thing.
480
00:20:34,027 --> 00:20:35,594
I... Deels, I got a thing!
481
00:20:35,595 --> 00:20:37,329
- Yeah, you do.
- I got a thing.
482
00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:40,158
- Congrats, Forrest.
- This is so cool. Thank you.
483
00:20:40,159 --> 00:20:42,935
- Oh, man. I'm vinyl guy.
- Okay.
484
00:20:42,936 --> 00:20:44,979
This is beautiful.
485
00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:47,072
- I'm gonna nail it up to the wall.
- Give 'em back!
486
00:20:47,073 --> 00:20:49,341
Ah!
487
00:20:49,342 --> 00:20:50,699
I'll be in the car.
488
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:53,200
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