1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,500 The Unicorn S01E10 Anna and the Unicorn Original Air Date on Dec 12, 2019 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,123 I have this friend Wade, 3 00:00:08,124 --> 00:00:10,177 and I just feel like you guys would really hit it off. 4 00:00:10,178 --> 00:00:11,790 - Yeah, I'm in. - Oh, that's great! 5 00:00:11,791 --> 00:00:13,058 I'm Anna, by the way. 6 00:00:13,059 --> 00:00:15,427 - You're Delia's Anna? - And you're Delia's Wade. 7 00:00:15,428 --> 00:00:19,296 - I am. - It was very nice meeting you, Wade. 8 00:00:20,528 --> 00:00:21,651 Wade, what's up? 9 00:00:21,652 --> 00:00:23,752 It was really nice to meet you. 10 00:00:29,709 --> 00:00:33,444 ♪ I don't remember how I got this way ♪ 11 00:00:35,047 --> 00:00:38,650 ♪ I don't recall what happened yesterday ♪ 12 00:00:38,651 --> 00:00:40,519 ♪ And we all had ♪ 13 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,053 - ♪ A real good time ♪ - Ha! Ow! 14 00:00:44,624 --> 00:00:47,935 ♪ Somebody told me I was out of my mind... ♪ 15 00:00:47,936 --> 00:00:49,160 Are you okay, Dad? 16 00:00:49,161 --> 00:00:51,463 - Huh? - What is wrong with you?! 17 00:00:51,464 --> 00:00:55,065 - Nothing! - ♪ Feelin' fine. ♪ 18 00:01:00,182 --> 00:01:04,327 So... my dad was smiling and dancing all morning. 19 00:01:04,328 --> 00:01:06,396 And even gave me an extra dollar for lunch 20 00:01:06,397 --> 00:01:07,631 and said "Knock yourself out", 21 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:11,001 - so you know what that means, don't you? - Yeah. Candy. 22 00:01:11,002 --> 00:01:12,335 You totally get me. 23 00:01:12,336 --> 00:01:14,070 Listen... 24 00:01:14,071 --> 00:01:17,174 Wade is feeling good. Mm, that woman's got him doing 25 00:01:17,175 --> 00:01:19,365 backflips, singing spirituals. 26 00:01:19,366 --> 00:01:20,392 Natalie said that? 27 00:01:20,393 --> 00:01:21,817 No, but that's how I imagine it. 28 00:01:23,910 --> 00:01:25,182 All this from one kiss? 29 00:01:25,183 --> 00:01:26,216 Mm-hmm. 30 00:01:26,217 --> 00:01:27,717 If this is first base, 31 00:01:27,718 --> 00:01:29,352 what is gonna happen if that boy 32 00:01:29,353 --> 00:01:30,520 makes it all the way home? 33 00:01:30,521 --> 00:01:31,822 I called it. 34 00:01:31,823 --> 00:01:35,692 Mm-hmm. I knew Anna was gonna be right for Wade. 35 00:01:35,693 --> 00:01:37,761 What are you doing with those things? 36 00:01:37,762 --> 00:01:39,563 This is how they work, Forrest. 37 00:01:39,564 --> 00:01:42,499 - Oh, this is gonna be so good for us. - For us? 38 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:44,290 Yeah. Me and Anna. 39 00:01:45,448 --> 00:01:47,372 And you. It's gonna be good for everyone. 40 00:01:47,373 --> 00:01:49,464 Oh, yeah. 41 00:01:49,465 --> 00:01:50,874 I don't think you're doing that right. 42 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:52,498 Yes, I am, Forrest. 43 00:01:52,499 --> 00:01:53,999 Try not to mansplain... aah! 44 00:01:56,427 --> 00:01:57,617 Do you have to let the dogs 45 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,850 up on everything? Seriously? 46 00:01:59,851 --> 00:02:02,485 I got to say, I'm getting excited. 47 00:02:02,486 --> 00:02:04,688 I mean, I hope she's getting excited. 48 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:05,822 You think she's getting excited? 49 00:02:05,823 --> 00:02:07,648 Did she talk about me at all? 50 00:02:07,649 --> 00:02:10,760 We're doctors. So it's not like we sit around the break room 51 00:02:10,761 --> 00:02:13,187 braiding each other's hair, talking about boys. 52 00:02:13,188 --> 00:02:15,013 You know, we're, we're pretty busy. 53 00:02:15,014 --> 00:02:17,372 - Saving lives. - Yeah. Of, of course. 54 00:02:17,373 --> 00:02:19,336 - I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous. - I'm just kidding. 55 00:02:19,337 --> 00:02:21,338 We totally talk about boys. 56 00:02:21,339 --> 00:02:23,773 Specifically you. And she likes you. 57 00:02:23,774 --> 00:02:26,376 She, like, likes you likes you. 58 00:02:26,377 --> 00:02:27,481 - Really? - Yeah. 59 00:02:27,482 --> 00:02:28,905 - That's so great. - I know. 60 00:02:28,906 --> 00:02:30,897 - She's so much fun. - Yeah. 61 00:02:30,898 --> 00:02:32,223 She's so spontaneous. 62 00:02:32,224 --> 00:02:34,989 She's an infectious disease specialist. It's like, 63 00:02:34,990 --> 00:02:37,458 when you've seen enough people who've just been ravaged 64 00:02:37,459 --> 00:02:39,994 by incurable flesh-eating parasites, 65 00:02:39,995 --> 00:02:41,695 you really learn to live in the moment. 66 00:02:41,696 --> 00:02:43,030 - Yeah. - Spread 'em. 67 00:02:43,031 --> 00:02:44,698 I mean, I have two kids. 68 00:02:44,699 --> 00:02:46,667 So spontaneity is not really my strong suit. 69 00:02:46,668 --> 00:02:49,058 I just... Oh, I hope I can keep up with her. 70 00:02:49,059 --> 00:02:53,007 - Keep up with who? - Oh, uh... Uh, just a date. 71 00:02:53,008 --> 00:02:54,942 Nobody, nobody special. 72 00:02:54,943 --> 00:02:55,967 Nice attitude. 73 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,528 The guy came in with the Chinese food. 74 00:02:57,529 --> 00:03:00,513 - Can I have a credit card? - Yeah. 75 00:03:04,719 --> 00:03:07,521 - Just a date? - Yeah. Just a date. 76 00:03:07,522 --> 00:03:08,856 - Okay. - What? 77 00:03:08,857 --> 00:03:10,257 They don't need to know that. 78 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:11,625 That you like her? 79 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:14,428 Yeah. Okay. A little. Yeah. 80 00:03:14,429 --> 00:03:16,096 I do. I do. 81 00:03:16,097 --> 00:03:17,364 Yes! 82 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:18,449 I knew it! 83 00:03:18,450 --> 00:03:20,434 Everyone should listen to me all of the time. 84 00:03:20,435 --> 00:03:23,904 Okay. I should probably go. So, you... 85 00:03:23,905 --> 00:03:25,739 have fun. 86 00:03:27,309 --> 00:03:30,711 Oh, Joyce, hi. Okay, 87 00:03:30,712 --> 00:03:32,613 just one more cuddle before I go. 88 00:03:32,614 --> 00:03:34,048 Don't you touch that dog. 89 00:03:34,049 --> 00:03:35,916 I do not have time to roll you again, 90 00:03:35,917 --> 00:03:37,050 - you back away. - Okay. 91 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,321 Looking good, Dad. 92 00:03:40,322 --> 00:03:42,456 Thank you. Why'd you guys order so much food? 93 00:03:42,457 --> 00:03:43,624 I couldn't remember if we like 94 00:03:43,625 --> 00:03:45,793 chow mein or lo mein, so we ordered both. 95 00:03:45,794 --> 00:03:47,928 I won't be late. Lock the door. 96 00:03:47,929 --> 00:03:49,330 I've got my phone. 97 00:03:49,331 --> 00:03:52,132 And don't eat those fortune cookies without me. 98 00:03:52,133 --> 00:03:53,968 Of course not. 99 00:03:53,969 --> 00:03:57,137 I think it's sesame noodles that we like. 100 00:03:57,138 --> 00:03:58,806 Dad, can we order more? 101 00:03:58,807 --> 00:04:02,009 - Nope. - Aw. 102 00:04:02,010 --> 00:04:04,144 This table is amazing. 103 00:04:04,145 --> 00:04:06,814 I was just happy to get a reservation, but, wow, 104 00:04:06,815 --> 00:04:08,629 they really pulled out all the stops, huh? 105 00:04:08,630 --> 00:04:12,386 Actually, I may have told the hostess that it's your birthday 106 00:04:12,387 --> 00:04:14,555 and you got a promotion. So if you could just play along, 107 00:04:14,556 --> 00:04:17,224 - that'd be really great. - Birthday and a promotion? 108 00:04:17,225 --> 00:04:20,027 - Life is good. I just have one question for you. - Yes. 109 00:04:20,028 --> 00:04:21,395 How old am I today? 110 00:04:21,396 --> 00:04:22,463 Thirty-five. 111 00:04:22,464 --> 00:04:24,131 That's the best birthday ever. 112 00:04:24,132 --> 00:04:26,567 Oh, my God. 113 00:04:26,568 --> 00:04:30,371 It was so cute seeing Wade so excited. 114 00:04:30,372 --> 00:04:32,640 I'm excited. And nervous. 115 00:04:32,641 --> 00:04:33,741 No. Don't worry. 116 00:04:33,742 --> 00:04:35,142 Wade's gonna be just fine. 117 00:04:35,143 --> 00:04:38,612 Long as he doesn't say too much or get too intense, 118 00:04:38,613 --> 00:04:41,048 overthink anything, act weird, or try to be funny, 119 00:04:41,049 --> 00:04:42,049 he's good. 120 00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:43,651 God, that's a lot of caveats. 121 00:04:43,652 --> 00:04:46,387 It is, but when you're first dating somebody, 122 00:04:46,388 --> 00:04:48,188 you have to present the best version of yourself. 123 00:04:48,189 --> 00:04:50,657 Bingo. There's no you like early date you. 124 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:53,327 Oh, true. Early date me didn't wear my glasses 125 00:04:53,328 --> 00:04:55,262 for the first three weeks I knew you. 126 00:04:55,263 --> 00:04:57,631 But you were still a big, fine blur of a man. 127 00:04:58,733 --> 00:05:00,100 Early date Forrest 128 00:05:00,101 --> 00:05:02,069 - brought me soup when I was sick. - Aw... 129 00:05:02,070 --> 00:05:03,404 Yeah. He said he made it himself, 130 00:05:03,405 --> 00:05:06,231 - but I knew he got it at a restaurant. - That's sweet. 131 00:05:06,232 --> 00:05:09,033 But now he leaves the door open when he sits on the toilet. 132 00:05:09,034 --> 00:05:11,946 If you want me to listen to you while you're telling me 133 00:05:11,947 --> 00:05:14,014 about your day, I got to keep the door open. 134 00:05:14,015 --> 00:05:15,015 Otherwise, it would be rude. 135 00:05:15,016 --> 00:05:16,283 - How am I gonna hear you? - Great logic. 136 00:05:16,284 --> 00:05:17,618 You want me to be rude? God. 137 00:05:17,619 --> 00:05:19,887 I mean, damned if you do, damned if you don't. 138 00:05:19,888 --> 00:05:22,089 I think you're just damned if you do. 139 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:24,058 Hey. 140 00:05:24,059 --> 00:05:25,859 Do you remember that 141 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:28,629 German film that we talked about seeing together? 142 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:31,298 - No. - Well, I feel really bad 143 00:05:31,299 --> 00:05:34,034 because I already saw it with Anna. 144 00:05:34,035 --> 00:05:35,260 - Okay. - I'm sorry. 145 00:05:35,261 --> 00:05:37,439 I will happily see it again with you if you want. 146 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:40,040 No, seriously. I don't remember us talking about this at all. 147 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:43,109 Thanks for understanding. Whew. 148 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:51,085 Will you please just finish it? You sure? 149 00:05:51,086 --> 00:05:52,319 100%. 150 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,154 Yeah, for some reason no one ever wants 151 00:05:54,155 --> 00:05:55,322 to finish the dessert. By the end, 152 00:05:55,323 --> 00:05:57,091 it's like splitting an atom. 153 00:05:57,092 --> 00:05:58,559 Okay. I'm going in. 154 00:05:58,560 --> 00:05:59,660 - Good. - I'm doing it. 155 00:06:00,762 --> 00:06:02,162 Did you just oink at me? 156 00:06:02,163 --> 00:06:03,597 Maybe. Okay. 157 00:06:03,598 --> 00:06:04,665 This is your bite. 158 00:06:04,666 --> 00:06:06,066 Here we go. 159 00:06:06,067 --> 00:06:09,136 I can take your check whenever you're ready. Thanks. 160 00:06:09,137 --> 00:06:10,604 Oh. Ooh, 161 00:06:10,605 --> 00:06:13,240 uh... oh, oh, my God, it's 11:00. 162 00:06:13,241 --> 00:06:14,508 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. It's-it's 11:00. 163 00:06:14,509 --> 00:06:16,877 - Yes. - Guess we lost track of time. 164 00:06:16,878 --> 00:06:18,612 - Yeah. - Yeah. Oh, no, come on. 165 00:06:18,613 --> 00:06:21,115 I got this. 166 00:06:21,116 --> 00:06:23,350 - I've got to get home to Grace and Natalie. - Yeah. 167 00:06:23,351 --> 00:06:26,987 This was the most amazing night ever. 168 00:06:26,988 --> 00:06:28,455 I thought so, too. 169 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:30,724 - To be continued? - Definitely. 170 00:06:30,725 --> 00:06:32,291 How's tomorrow? 171 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:36,092 Oh! Was that too soon? Of course that was too soon. 172 00:06:36,093 --> 00:06:39,500 - I'm sorry. You have so much going on. - No, no, I can make that work. 173 00:06:39,501 --> 00:06:42,202 - Tomorrow it is. - Okay. 174 00:06:42,203 --> 00:06:43,203 Okay. 175 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,675 Aw. I taste the cake. 176 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:49,910 Guys. 177 00:06:49,911 --> 00:06:52,012 - Mm? - We're closed. 178 00:06:52,013 --> 00:06:53,599 Ah, yes, sorry. 179 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:54,653 - Right. - Uh, okay. 180 00:07:08,897 --> 00:07:11,097 You waited for me. 181 00:07:13,234 --> 00:07:15,034 Hey. Let's go to bed. 182 00:07:19,474 --> 00:07:22,542 Ooh. Ooh. 183 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,417 No. Got to walk. 184 00:07:25,418 --> 00:07:27,281 - What? - You got to walk. You got to walk. 185 00:07:27,282 --> 00:07:29,796 Got to walk, got to walk. Ow. 186 00:07:32,471 --> 00:07:34,989 - Good morning, girls. - Morning. 187 00:07:34,990 --> 00:07:39,244 Sorry I was late last night, but I made fortune cookie pancakes. 188 00:07:39,245 --> 00:07:40,245 Ooh. 189 00:07:40,246 --> 00:07:41,846 So, good date? 190 00:07:41,847 --> 00:07:44,066 Yeah, it was, uh, you know, it was fun. 191 00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:46,092 What about you girls? Did you have fun last night? 192 00:07:46,093 --> 00:07:48,601 Yeah. We watched the first half of six different Netflix shows. 193 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:51,009 They've got this new one where a vampire commits suicide. 194 00:07:51,010 --> 00:07:52,471 Please don't watch that. 195 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,806 Hey, I was wondering 196 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,380 if you guys thought it was cool 197 00:07:55,381 --> 00:07:57,577 if I go out again tonight? 198 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,979 Dad, come on. I was gonna go over to Nika's house. 199 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,480 Her and Jenna were making 200 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,616 TikTok videos last night, and I felt totally left out. 201 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,151 I'm sorry. 202 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,652 You're right. 203 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,843 - Sorry about that. - I mean, 204 00:08:08,844 --> 00:08:11,746 it would be another thing if my friends could come over here. 205 00:08:11,747 --> 00:08:13,280 While I'm not home? 206 00:08:13,281 --> 00:08:15,491 You know that we don't do that. 207 00:08:15,492 --> 00:08:17,752 I know, but I'm 14 and a half. 208 00:08:17,753 --> 00:08:20,021 In less than a year, I'm gonna be driving. 209 00:08:20,022 --> 00:08:22,241 What? Oh, my God. 210 00:08:22,242 --> 00:08:24,021 Lexi has friends over to her house all the time 211 00:08:24,022 --> 00:08:25,860 without parents, and she's two months younger than me. 212 00:08:25,861 --> 00:08:26,927 You're that age, aren't you? 213 00:08:26,928 --> 00:08:28,302 I mean, is it okay 214 00:08:28,303 --> 00:08:29,597 with Nika and Jenna's parents? 215 00:08:29,598 --> 00:08:31,632 - I'll make sure. - Assuming that it is, 216 00:08:31,633 --> 00:08:34,168 why don't we give it a try? Once, 217 00:08:34,169 --> 00:08:35,603 to prove that you can handle it. 218 00:08:35,604 --> 00:08:36,937 Thank you, Dad. 219 00:08:36,938 --> 00:08:38,372 - What about my friends? - No. 220 00:08:38,373 --> 00:08:39,840 Your friends are way too young to hang out 221 00:08:39,841 --> 00:08:41,776 - without an adult here. - That's okay. 222 00:08:41,777 --> 00:08:43,177 I prefer hanging out with older girls. 223 00:08:43,178 --> 00:08:45,146 It makes me feel cosmopolitan. 224 00:08:45,147 --> 00:08:47,148 Ooh. 225 00:08:47,149 --> 00:08:48,716 Did he text you, too? 226 00:08:48,717 --> 00:08:50,351 Okay, you girls good? 227 00:08:50,352 --> 00:08:51,652 - Wait, which one? - Wait, did you respond? 228 00:08:51,653 --> 00:08:52,787 I'm leaving, so, uh... 229 00:08:53,955 --> 00:08:55,623 - Hello? Hey! - I was freaking out... 230 00:08:55,624 --> 00:08:57,224 Hi, Dad. 231 00:08:57,225 --> 00:08:58,726 - Oh, you're still here. - Yeah. 232 00:08:58,727 --> 00:08:59,860 I'm just leaving now. 233 00:08:59,861 --> 00:09:01,362 Oh, okay. Bye. 234 00:09:01,363 --> 00:09:03,364 Okay, all right. 235 00:09:03,365 --> 00:09:04,965 Um, so-so... 236 00:09:04,966 --> 00:09:06,867 Yeah, I've got my... I got my phone with me. 237 00:09:06,868 --> 00:09:08,803 And don't answer the door for anyone. 238 00:09:08,804 --> 00:09:10,337 Uh, I'm not gonna be late. 239 00:09:10,338 --> 00:09:11,706 What did he say? 240 00:09:11,707 --> 00:09:14,008 And apparently you don't care. 241 00:09:14,009 --> 00:09:15,643 - Yeah. - Yeah! Yeah... 242 00:09:15,644 --> 00:09:17,878 - So, this is really alligator? - It is. 243 00:09:17,879 --> 00:09:19,747 - I don't know. - Oh, come on. 244 00:09:19,748 --> 00:09:21,548 He'd eat you. 245 00:09:25,020 --> 00:09:28,022 You know what? That is not bad. 246 00:09:28,023 --> 00:09:30,524 It tastes like crocodile. 247 00:09:32,761 --> 00:09:36,363 Hey, you know, there is a photography exhibit at the Ackland. 248 00:09:36,364 --> 00:09:38,332 I was thinking about hitting it tomorrow. 249 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:40,701 - Any interest? - Tomorrow? 250 00:09:40,702 --> 00:09:42,503 - Do you have something with the girls? - No, no, no. 251 00:09:42,504 --> 00:09:43,604 Just the normal stuff. 252 00:09:43,605 --> 00:09:44,839 They'll be on their phones all night, 253 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,360 and I'll be getting some invoices out. 254 00:09:47,676 --> 00:09:50,111 - You know what? - What? 255 00:09:50,112 --> 00:09:52,179 Let's go see some photography tomorrow. 256 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:53,981 - Okay. - Okay. 257 00:09:53,982 --> 00:09:57,384 Mmm. 258 00:09:57,385 --> 00:09:59,386 - You have alligator breath. - Whose fault is that? 259 00:09:59,387 --> 00:10:00,820 - Mine. - Yours. 260 00:10:02,958 --> 00:10:04,725 Grace, do you want to invite your friends 261 00:10:04,726 --> 00:10:05,860 to hang out this afternoon? 262 00:10:05,861 --> 00:10:07,361 Hell yeah. 263 00:10:07,362 --> 00:10:10,697 Pizza is on me. 264 00:10:33,088 --> 00:10:35,189 Wade, 265 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:36,985 what's going on? You have so many kids 266 00:10:36,986 --> 00:10:38,593 in your house, I thought we were at my house. 267 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:41,195 That's because now my house is the cool house, 268 00:10:41,196 --> 00:10:42,730 where the cool kids hang out, being cool, 269 00:10:42,731 --> 00:10:45,665 because the cool dad is very cool with it. 270 00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:48,002 Tip from an actual cool dad: you can't be cool 271 00:10:48,003 --> 00:10:50,104 if you keep saying "cool" so much. 272 00:10:50,105 --> 00:10:52,329 - Nice Velcro shoes. - These are cool. 273 00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:53,908 I waited in line two hours for these. 274 00:10:53,909 --> 00:10:56,110 - At Macy's. - Macy's is cool. 275 00:10:56,111 --> 00:10:57,211 I don't know, Ben. I think 276 00:10:57,212 --> 00:10:58,312 you're saying "cool" way too much. 277 00:10:58,313 --> 00:11:00,447 It is going off in there. 278 00:11:00,448 --> 00:11:02,783 Yeah, it reminds me of when Addie had that friend over. 279 00:11:02,784 --> 00:11:05,119 I mean, it was her cousin, but they went nuts. 280 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,287 It was off the chain. 281 00:11:06,288 --> 00:11:08,289 Um, do you and I need 282 00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:10,791 to talk about the elephant in the room? The 5K? 283 00:11:10,792 --> 00:11:11,959 What? 284 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,694 I noticed that you didn't bring it up, 285 00:11:13,695 --> 00:11:16,070 and I thought maybe you were worried 286 00:11:16,071 --> 00:11:17,997 that I was gonna run it with Anna this year. 287 00:11:17,998 --> 00:11:19,166 Actually, 288 00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:22,036 I was worried that you were going to ask me to run it. 289 00:11:22,037 --> 00:11:24,109 The only thing I hate more than German films 290 00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:26,307 is running around the park in short shorts. 291 00:11:26,308 --> 00:11:27,474 You know, you don't have to run, 292 00:11:27,475 --> 00:11:28,742 but you could still wear the shorts. 293 00:11:28,743 --> 00:11:31,377 That's cute. I hope that you understand 294 00:11:31,378 --> 00:11:32,986 that even though I'm becoming 295 00:11:32,987 --> 00:11:34,839 better and better friends with Anna... 296 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,900 - Mm-hmm... - that my friendship with you will 297 00:11:36,901 --> 00:11:39,603 - always come first. - Delia, I'm fine. 298 00:11:39,604 --> 00:11:41,052 I'm actually not worried about it at all. 299 00:11:41,053 --> 00:11:42,377 I put you in a tough spot. 300 00:11:42,378 --> 00:11:44,170 I see that. So, you know what? 301 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,647 You and I are gonna run that 5K. 302 00:11:45,648 --> 00:11:47,416 - No, thanks. - Yeah. 303 00:11:47,417 --> 00:11:49,084 Speaking of Anna, 304 00:11:49,085 --> 00:11:50,219 how's it been going, man? 305 00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:51,253 Really good. 306 00:11:51,254 --> 00:11:52,588 We've been going out a lot. 307 00:11:52,589 --> 00:11:54,489 Drinks, museums. 308 00:11:54,490 --> 00:11:55,724 - Check you out. - Oh. 309 00:11:55,725 --> 00:11:57,659 Early-date Wade in the house. 310 00:11:57,660 --> 00:12:00,062 - Museum? That's a classic early date. - Yeah. 311 00:12:00,063 --> 00:12:01,930 In fact, tonight, we're going to see 312 00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:04,867 her favorite band, the Drive-By Truckers. 313 00:12:04,868 --> 00:12:06,001 - Nice. - Oh, man. 314 00:12:06,002 --> 00:12:07,596 - Okay, so, look... - You got it under control. 315 00:12:07,597 --> 00:12:08,991 - Yeah. - Uh, yeah. It's been a little tricky, 316 00:12:08,992 --> 00:12:10,265 you know, with schedules and stuff like that, 317 00:12:10,266 --> 00:12:11,557 but I've been keeping it cool 318 00:12:11,558 --> 00:12:14,159 and loose. And managed to keep the girls happy. 319 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,510 - Good for you, Wade. - Yeah. 320 00:12:15,511 --> 00:12:17,244 Of course, there's gonna come a point where 321 00:12:17,245 --> 00:12:18,947 early-date Wade has to tell his daughters 322 00:12:18,948 --> 00:12:20,515 that he's in a relationship. 323 00:12:20,516 --> 00:12:22,117 - Sure. - And Anna's gonna find out 324 00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:23,480 that I'm not always this much fun. 325 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,077 But for now things are great. 326 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,512 - Let's live. - It's so good. 327 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,113 That's it. Ride it out, Wade. 328 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,581 You ride that wave. 329 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,883 You never know. 330 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,518 Pretty soon, early-date Wade 331 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,577 might drop a deuce with the door open. 332 00:12:34,578 --> 00:12:35,955 Like everybody doesn't do that. 333 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,756 Well, you do get used to it. 334 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,564 - That's so gross. - It's not that gross. 335 00:12:39,565 --> 00:12:40,764 Yes, it is. Real nasty. 336 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:46,309 Come on, tell me. What was your first concert? 337 00:12:46,310 --> 00:12:48,214 Ugh, no, it's too embarrassing. 338 00:12:48,215 --> 00:12:50,441 That's not fair. I just admitted to Jimmy Buffett. 339 00:12:50,442 --> 00:12:52,410 - You have to tell me. - Okay, okay, fine. 340 00:12:52,411 --> 00:12:53,845 NKOTB. 341 00:12:53,846 --> 00:12:56,247 - What? - NKOTB. 342 00:12:56,248 --> 00:12:59,784 "Nktob". What... I-I don't know what you're saying. 343 00:12:59,785 --> 00:13:01,252 New Kids on the Block, okay? 344 00:13:01,253 --> 00:13:03,555 I knew that would make you laugh. 345 00:13:03,556 --> 00:13:04,789 Ugh. Parrothead. 346 00:13:04,790 --> 00:13:06,191 Oh, whoa, hey. 347 00:13:06,192 --> 00:13:08,793 Yes! The Truckers! 348 00:13:10,796 --> 00:13:13,731 No. Actually, there's a few opening bands first. 349 00:13:13,732 --> 00:13:15,400 - Do you know how these shows are? - Yeah. 350 00:13:15,401 --> 00:13:17,235 It's been a while. I mean, my last show 351 00:13:17,236 --> 00:13:19,537 was Kung Fu Panda on Ice, and, trust me, 352 00:13:19,538 --> 00:13:20,939 they started pretty promptly. 353 00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:23,741 Hey, are you sure it's okay? 354 00:13:23,742 --> 00:13:25,810 Yeah, it's fine, I'm just gonna let the girls know. 355 00:13:25,811 --> 00:13:28,112 Okay. 356 00:13:30,170 --> 00:13:31,916 Look. Madeline, Maddie and Maddie J. 357 00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:34,219 are all over at Olivia's. We should go. 358 00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:37,208 Oh. I mean, I can't leave Natalie, 359 00:13:37,209 --> 00:13:39,097 and my dad just texted he's not gonna be home for a while. 360 00:13:39,098 --> 00:13:41,159 Okay, well, we're still gonna go. 361 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:42,427 What? No. 362 00:13:42,428 --> 00:13:43,494 Uh, come on, guys. 363 00:13:43,495 --> 00:13:45,929 Let's just invite the Maddies over here. 364 00:13:46,966 --> 00:13:48,967 Let's invite everyone. 365 00:13:48,968 --> 00:13:50,768 Are both Kyles there? 366 00:13:50,769 --> 00:13:52,502 I'll find out. 367 00:13:53,606 --> 00:13:55,506 You know, the secret 368 00:13:55,507 --> 00:13:58,810 to a good mojito is muddling the mint. 369 00:13:58,811 --> 00:14:01,012 You've been muddling the mint for ten minutes. 370 00:14:01,013 --> 00:14:02,267 - Mm-hmm. - Can I have a drink 371 00:14:02,268 --> 00:14:03,324 while you make my drink? 372 00:14:03,325 --> 00:14:06,351 This is gonna be worth the wait, Benjamint. 373 00:14:09,088 --> 00:14:10,521 Hey, Wade. What's going on? 374 00:14:10,522 --> 00:14:12,290 Forrest, can you hear me?! 375 00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:13,391 Forrest?! 376 00:14:13,392 --> 00:14:14,726 Yeah, I can hear you. I can hear you fine. 377 00:14:14,727 --> 00:14:17,228 Technology is amazing these days. 378 00:14:17,229 --> 00:14:19,097 This concert's running really late. 379 00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:20,531 Grace and Natalie have a bunch of girls over. 380 00:14:20,532 --> 00:14:22,533 Can you just walk by for me and-and check on 'em? 381 00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:23,901 They're not answering their phone. 382 00:14:23,902 --> 00:14:25,637 Yeah. Sure. 383 00:14:25,638 --> 00:14:27,805 Uh, I am mid-muddle right now. 384 00:14:27,806 --> 00:14:29,540 - This is only mid? - Shut up. 385 00:14:29,541 --> 00:14:32,643 - Forrest... - Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Bye. 386 00:14:36,882 --> 00:14:39,984 I have to admit, it was worth the wait. 387 00:14:39,985 --> 00:14:41,953 Right? Imagine if I had the time 388 00:14:41,954 --> 00:14:43,254 to give it a proper muddle. 389 00:14:43,255 --> 00:14:47,158 Oh, hey, so I think it really bothers Delia 390 00:14:47,159 --> 00:14:48,760 that it doesn't bother Michelle 391 00:14:48,761 --> 00:14:51,763 that Delia's spending so much time with Anna. 392 00:14:51,764 --> 00:14:53,164 She wants it to bother her? 393 00:14:53,165 --> 00:14:56,567 Not... It's more like she doesn't want it 394 00:14:56,568 --> 00:14:59,270 to not bother her. 395 00:14:59,271 --> 00:15:02,607 Wow. Your wife is complicated. 396 00:15:02,608 --> 00:15:04,309 Yeah. 397 00:15:04,310 --> 00:15:06,511 Will you, uh, tell Michelle to fake it? 398 00:15:06,512 --> 00:15:08,613 Tell her? Have you met Michelle? 399 00:15:08,614 --> 00:15:10,415 I'll ask her. 400 00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:12,183 Hey, 401 00:15:12,184 --> 00:15:14,803 how many girls are supposed to be over here? 402 00:15:14,804 --> 00:15:17,288 I might be wrong, but I think 403 00:15:17,289 --> 00:15:20,223 this all-girl party has boys. 404 00:15:22,594 --> 00:15:24,262 You're a boy. 405 00:15:26,098 --> 00:15:27,432 Hey, uh, where's Grace and Natalie? 406 00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:29,700 I don't know. I don't... 407 00:15:30,736 --> 00:15:33,371 Oh, man, are they watching Magic Mike? 408 00:15:33,372 --> 00:15:36,107 - No, that's Magic Mike XXL. - What? 409 00:15:36,108 --> 00:15:37,742 It's the sequel. It's only okay. 410 00:15:37,743 --> 00:15:38,776 Natalie. 411 00:15:38,777 --> 00:15:40,812 Hello. 412 00:15:40,813 --> 00:15:42,647 Man, it's a good thing it's us. 413 00:15:42,648 --> 00:15:45,917 If Delia and Michelle saw this, these guys would be dead. 414 00:15:45,918 --> 00:15:47,819 - Is this a party? - Yeah, looks like it. 415 00:15:47,820 --> 00:15:49,120 Well, this isn't okay. 416 00:15:49,121 --> 00:15:50,455 I'm sorry, who are you? 417 00:15:50,456 --> 00:15:51,456 Jenna's mom. 418 00:15:51,457 --> 00:15:52,626 Which one's Jenna? 419 00:15:52,627 --> 00:15:54,959 - You don't know who's in your house? - This isn't our house. 420 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,694 No, we're just friends with the girls 421 00:15:56,695 --> 00:15:57,695 whose party this is. 422 00:15:58,630 --> 00:16:00,331 That sounded way worse than it is. 423 00:16:00,332 --> 00:16:01,666 Why? 424 00:16:01,667 --> 00:16:03,033 It's a mojito. 425 00:16:04,069 --> 00:16:05,269 No, no, no, no. Don't worry. 426 00:16:05,270 --> 00:16:07,629 I'm about to call the dad. It's all under control. 427 00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:09,173 Joyce! 428 00:16:09,174 --> 00:16:11,275 Really, guys? Who left the front door open? 429 00:16:11,276 --> 00:16:13,677 This lady. 430 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:17,482 Hey, Ben, Forrest. 431 00:16:17,483 --> 00:16:19,082 Jenna's mom. 432 00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,152 Wade, we might have an issue here. 433 00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:22,220 Jenna! 434 00:16:22,221 --> 00:16:24,988 Jenna better hop a fence. 435 00:16:29,228 --> 00:16:32,209 Let me just get a handle on this, okay? 436 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,731 I-I really want to drive you home. 437 00:16:33,732 --> 00:16:34,999 Just a minute, okay? 438 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,034 Wade, just... 439 00:16:37,035 --> 00:16:39,270 do what you got to do. 440 00:16:39,271 --> 00:16:41,572 I-I'll take an Uber. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow? 441 00:16:41,573 --> 00:16:42,740 Yeah. 442 00:16:42,741 --> 00:16:44,008 Okay. 443 00:16:44,009 --> 00:16:47,512 No. 444 00:16:47,513 --> 00:16:50,047 I can't. 445 00:16:50,048 --> 00:16:52,717 Oh. Okay. 446 00:16:52,718 --> 00:16:55,219 I want to. I would love to. 447 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:57,754 But I'm... I'm screwing up here. 448 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,561 I was... 449 00:17:03,562 --> 00:17:05,897 I was trying to tell myself that I could do this every night 450 00:17:05,898 --> 00:17:09,400 and I could still be a good dad, but I... 451 00:17:09,401 --> 00:17:10,601 I can't. 452 00:17:10,602 --> 00:17:15,573 And it's breaking my heart because I really like you. 453 00:17:15,574 --> 00:17:18,443 So I hope that when I say that... 454 00:17:18,444 --> 00:17:20,603 that I can't see you tomorrow, that you'll still want to 455 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,613 see me the day after tomorrow, because I really believe 456 00:17:22,614 --> 00:17:24,748 that there's something here. 457 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,328 Uh... hello. 458 00:17:37,329 --> 00:17:39,463 Uh, h-hey. 459 00:17:40,766 --> 00:17:44,168 Uh... um... 460 00:17:44,169 --> 00:17:47,304 uh, Gr-Grace, thi-this is Anna. 461 00:17:48,974 --> 00:17:51,475 Anna, this is Grace. 462 00:17:52,578 --> 00:17:53,911 Hello. 463 00:17:53,912 --> 00:17:55,279 Hi. 464 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,397 Uh, Joyce, this is Anna. 465 00:17:58,398 --> 00:18:00,465 - Anna, that's Joyce. - Hi, Joyce. 466 00:18:04,022 --> 00:18:06,657 I'm just gonna... 467 00:18:06,658 --> 00:18:08,692 Yeah. 468 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:20,204 I'm just gonna call an Uber. 469 00:18:20,205 --> 00:18:21,738 Yeah. 470 00:18:26,578 --> 00:18:29,280 I'm really sorry about the mess, Dad. 471 00:18:29,281 --> 00:18:32,250 I guess I let things get a little out of hand. 472 00:18:32,251 --> 00:18:34,284 Yes, you did. 473 00:18:35,721 --> 00:18:37,588 I'm more mad at myself than you. 474 00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:39,123 I'm the adult here, 475 00:18:39,124 --> 00:18:41,392 and I let you have a little too much freedom 476 00:18:41,393 --> 00:18:44,262 because I was feeling guilty. 477 00:18:44,263 --> 00:18:47,064 About what? 478 00:18:47,065 --> 00:18:49,834 About Anna. 479 00:18:49,835 --> 00:18:52,136 About spending so much time with her. 480 00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:56,506 And how I feel about her. 481 00:18:58,243 --> 00:18:59,911 Because it's the first time... 482 00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:01,245 Since Mom. 483 00:19:01,246 --> 00:19:05,148 Yeah. Since Mom. 484 00:19:07,486 --> 00:19:10,321 Hey... look, 485 00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:11,956 this is all still very new, 486 00:19:11,957 --> 00:19:14,992 and I have no idea where it's gonna go. 487 00:19:14,993 --> 00:19:18,362 And I know that it's gonna be a little weird. 488 00:19:18,363 --> 00:19:20,133 It's super weird. 489 00:19:20,134 --> 00:19:21,499 Yeah, that's what I was just saying. 490 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,867 No, no, no, like, like... it's weird. 491 00:19:24,868 --> 00:19:27,603 Okay, point taken. 492 00:19:29,841 --> 00:19:31,242 I'm sorry, Dad. 493 00:19:31,243 --> 00:19:34,879 But Natalie and I aren't babies anymore. 494 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:38,950 Look, if she makes you happy, then... 495 00:19:38,951 --> 00:19:40,450 we'll figure it out. 496 00:19:44,056 --> 00:19:45,823 Thank you, Grace. 497 00:19:45,824 --> 00:19:48,693 - What are you two fart heads talking about? - Nothing. 498 00:19:48,694 --> 00:19:49,894 We're just, uh, cleaning up. 499 00:19:49,895 --> 00:19:51,295 - The sponge. Hey, where's the sponge? - Uh, yes. 500 00:19:51,296 --> 00:19:52,830 - Is there a sponge? - Yeah, I think there's one under the sink. 501 00:19:52,831 --> 00:19:53,998 Oh, there's one in the sink. All right. 502 00:19:53,999 --> 00:19:56,099 - Going to bed? - Night. 503 00:19:57,388 --> 00:19:58,636 I'm gonna tell her tomorrow. 504 00:19:58,637 --> 00:20:00,204 Good luck with that. 505 00:20:00,205 --> 00:20:02,340 You know, maybe the day after tomorrow. 506 00:20:02,341 --> 00:20:03,574 - Maybe the day after the... - Maybe next month. 507 00:20:03,575 --> 00:20:05,775 Yeah, maybe... okay. 508 00:20:08,954 --> 00:20:12,394 I'm so glad that you decided to join us for the run today. 509 00:20:12,395 --> 00:20:15,731 Well, I just realized after you saw the German movie without me, 510 00:20:15,732 --> 00:20:18,267 that I was worried I was losing you as my friend. 511 00:20:18,268 --> 00:20:20,502 I totally sensed that. 512 00:20:20,503 --> 00:20:24,073 And that could never happen because you are... 513 00:20:24,074 --> 00:20:26,527 - Anna! Hi. - Hey. 514 00:20:26,528 --> 00:20:28,829 So... you guys ready to run? 515 00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:30,331 I just need to get something in my stomach. 516 00:20:30,332 --> 00:20:32,500 Really? I mean, yeah, okay. 517 00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:33,868 I got some granola. 518 00:20:33,869 --> 00:20:35,970 You know, there is that new brunch place 519 00:20:35,971 --> 00:20:38,213 - right near the starting line. - Panjo's. 520 00:20:38,214 --> 00:20:39,640 Oh, I've been dying to try that place. 521 00:20:39,641 --> 00:20:41,075 They have bottomless mimosas. 522 00:20:41,076 --> 00:20:42,410 That's a lot before a run. 523 00:20:42,411 --> 00:20:43,644 Yes, it is. 524 00:20:43,645 --> 00:20:45,405 You know what, though, we've already given 525 00:20:45,406 --> 00:20:47,396 - the charity our money. - That's true. 526 00:20:47,397 --> 00:20:49,420 The actual running is just symbolic. 527 00:20:49,421 --> 00:20:51,944 So... you guys just want to bag the run? 528 00:20:51,945 --> 00:20:54,460 Not completely. We'll get some exercise walking to Panjo's. 529 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,984 I was gonna say let's drive. 530 00:20:55,985 --> 00:20:57,408 I like you. 531 00:20:57,409 --> 00:20:59,432 Can we stop by the... 532 00:20:59,433 --> 00:21:01,633 starting line and get our free t-shirts?