1 00:00:00,648 --> 00:00:02,712 - Knock, knock. - Hey, Delia. 2 00:00:02,713 --> 00:00:04,988 Okay, girls. Ready to go in five. 3 00:00:04,989 --> 00:00:07,221 Thank you so much for lending us the sleeping bag. 4 00:00:07,222 --> 00:00:08,798 Oh, sure. No problem. 5 00:00:08,799 --> 00:00:10,633 That is so nice of Mei and her family 6 00:00:10,634 --> 00:00:12,234 to invite the girls to the lake. 7 00:00:12,235 --> 00:00:14,392 - Right? - Yeah. So... 8 00:00:14,393 --> 00:00:16,673 do you need any help with anything? 9 00:00:16,674 --> 00:00:18,075 Like, I know this is your first time 10 00:00:18,076 --> 00:00:19,966 packing the girls without Jill, so... 11 00:00:19,967 --> 00:00:22,856 We're good. They actually packed themselves. 12 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,014 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 13 00:00:24,015 --> 00:00:25,248 Let's see now. 14 00:00:25,249 --> 00:00:27,284 Oh, oh, okay. All right. 15 00:00:27,285 --> 00:00:31,121 Grace has about six skirts, four pants for two days 16 00:00:31,122 --> 00:00:32,322 and no warm layers. 17 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:35,158 She also forgot sunscreen, but, don't worry, 18 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:37,527 because she's pretty good to go on body glitter. 19 00:00:37,528 --> 00:00:39,895 - Body glitter could be used for sunscreen. - Okay. 20 00:00:39,896 --> 00:00:41,987 You, uh, tell yourself that. 21 00:00:41,988 --> 00:00:43,078 And let's see, 22 00:00:43,079 --> 00:00:45,534 Natalie's is full of cookies, 23 00:00:45,535 --> 00:00:46,876 but she does have a bathing suit 24 00:00:46,877 --> 00:00:49,671 and a Nintendo Switch. 25 00:00:49,672 --> 00:00:52,208 Okay, girls, you're repacking! 26 00:00:52,209 --> 00:00:54,243 What? Why? 27 00:00:54,244 --> 00:00:56,145 All set? 28 00:00:56,146 --> 00:00:58,014 - Yeah. - I took out all the cookies, 29 00:00:58,015 --> 00:01:00,082 so I hope you're happy when I starve to death. 30 00:01:00,083 --> 00:01:02,151 Don't tell Delia. 31 00:01:02,152 --> 00:01:05,054 There's Mei's mom. 32 00:01:05,055 --> 00:01:08,557 All right, girls, uh, I want you to have a fun weekend, 33 00:01:08,558 --> 00:01:10,493 and I'm gonna miss you. 34 00:01:10,494 --> 00:01:11,560 It's only two nights. 35 00:01:11,561 --> 00:01:13,829 And, I mean, you can call us anytime. 36 00:01:13,830 --> 00:01:16,196 Okay. 37 00:01:18,234 --> 00:01:20,535 Did you pack your desk lamp? 38 00:01:20,536 --> 00:01:22,136 You made me bring a book. 39 00:01:26,109 --> 00:01:28,376 - Is it too heavy? - No, no, no. It's just awkward. 40 00:01:28,377 --> 00:01:29,610 - You got this? - Yeah, I got it. 41 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:31,270 - How am I on the right? - Plenty of room on the left. 42 00:01:31,271 --> 00:01:34,948 Just cut it, cut it, cut it, cut it. Oh! That's... 43 00:01:36,085 --> 00:01:38,186 That's less visible than it looks. 44 00:01:38,187 --> 00:01:40,788 That's gonna buff right out. 45 00:01:40,789 --> 00:01:43,191 - Your back okay? - It's fine. 46 00:01:43,192 --> 00:01:44,559 I just thought I heard a dad noise. 47 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,094 What you heard was a manly grunt. 48 00:01:48,363 --> 00:01:49,863 Shut up, Wade. 49 00:01:49,864 --> 00:01:52,447 - Not saying a word. - So this is it, huh? 50 00:01:52,448 --> 00:01:54,701 Your big weekend and you're building beds for the kids? 51 00:01:54,702 --> 00:01:57,104 Come on, man. Two nights, no kids. 52 00:01:57,105 --> 00:01:58,405 You could do whatever you want. 53 00:01:58,406 --> 00:02:00,298 You could walk around this place with no pants. 54 00:02:00,299 --> 00:02:02,182 But you're gonna spend the whole weekend 55 00:02:02,183 --> 00:02:03,392 alone with the dogs, huh? 56 00:02:03,393 --> 00:02:04,478 Actually, no. 57 00:02:04,479 --> 00:02:06,213 For your information, 58 00:02:06,214 --> 00:02:10,451 I went on MashNote and I am going out with someone. 59 00:02:10,452 --> 00:02:11,518 - Oh. - Tonight. 60 00:02:11,519 --> 00:02:14,221 - Ho, ho, empty house, hot date. - Yeah. 61 00:02:14,222 --> 00:02:15,322 All right. 62 00:02:15,323 --> 00:02:17,224 - What's her name? - Her name's Alicia. 63 00:02:17,225 --> 00:02:18,792 Alicia. 64 00:02:18,793 --> 00:02:21,462 - Just an average, ordinary name. - Uh-huh, what's she do? 65 00:02:21,463 --> 00:02:22,895 She edits an in-house magazine 66 00:02:22,896 --> 00:02:24,330 for a company that imports coffee. 67 00:02:24,331 --> 00:02:26,332 Ooh, "in-house magazine". 68 00:02:28,001 --> 00:02:30,503 You, you know, uh, if I'm telling you the truth, 69 00:02:30,504 --> 00:02:32,405 I was ready to give up on dating online. 70 00:02:32,406 --> 00:02:33,672 The dates are all the same. 71 00:02:33,673 --> 00:02:36,275 Same kind of people, same kind of places, 72 00:02:36,276 --> 00:02:39,912 same kind of small talk, but, uh, Alicia seems different. 73 00:02:39,913 --> 00:02:41,247 Check this out, she picked 74 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:44,584 a very cool place for our date, Frame-a-Frame. 75 00:02:44,585 --> 00:02:46,986 You know the place where you can design your own picture frames. 76 00:02:46,987 --> 00:02:48,754 Sexy change of pace. 77 00:02:48,755 --> 00:02:49,955 Uh-huh. 78 00:02:49,956 --> 00:02:52,325 - Frame-a-Frame. - Whoa, so sexy. 79 00:02:56,862 --> 00:02:58,096 Uh, Alicia? 80 00:02:58,097 --> 00:02:59,631 No, Julie. 81 00:02:59,632 --> 00:03:01,533 You're not Carl, are you? 82 00:03:01,534 --> 00:03:04,169 - I'm Carl. - Oh. 83 00:03:04,170 --> 00:03:06,704 - Oh. - Yeah. 84 00:03:06,705 --> 00:03:07,872 Hi. 85 00:03:07,873 --> 00:03:10,308 I'm Alicia. Wade? 86 00:03:10,309 --> 00:03:13,711 Yes, yes. Ah, so happy we got that straightened out. 87 00:03:13,712 --> 00:03:15,013 That was crazy. 88 00:03:18,451 --> 00:03:20,152 Want to build a frame? 89 00:03:20,153 --> 00:03:21,886 - Great, let's do it. - Yeah. 90 00:03:21,887 --> 00:03:23,821 Wait... 91 00:03:23,822 --> 00:03:26,124 Is this a hat? 92 00:03:26,125 --> 00:03:28,527 Oh, it's okay, I saw someone do it on YouTube. 93 00:03:29,728 --> 00:03:31,528 Hey, no running with the cat. 94 00:03:32,631 --> 00:03:35,399 So, uh, Wade's kids are away. 95 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:36,801 He must be so lonely. 96 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:38,402 He ain't lonely right now. 97 00:03:38,403 --> 00:03:39,871 He's actually out on a date. 98 00:03:39,872 --> 00:03:41,105 Good for him. 99 00:03:41,106 --> 00:03:43,474 But I got to say, I don't miss dating at all. 100 00:03:43,475 --> 00:03:45,242 Come on, baby, we used to have fun. 101 00:03:45,243 --> 00:03:49,380 Remember how they used to call me Captain Cristal? 102 00:03:49,381 --> 00:03:52,550 I remember you used to call you Captain Cristal. 103 00:03:52,551 --> 00:03:54,251 Whatever, I was king of the club. 104 00:03:54,252 --> 00:03:56,988 Yes, you were. 105 00:03:56,989 --> 00:03:58,509 And now you're king of the dishwasher. 106 00:04:00,225 --> 00:04:02,560 You don't think I still have it? 107 00:04:02,561 --> 00:04:04,394 I still have it. The captain is still alive 108 00:04:04,395 --> 00:04:05,928 in here. 109 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:09,631 Oh, the school sent a letter. Lice is back. 110 00:04:10,735 --> 00:04:12,836 Good thing I washed my hat. 111 00:04:12,837 --> 00:04:15,171 Friday nights ain't what they used to be. 112 00:04:19,243 --> 00:04:22,412 - So lice is back. - Yeah, so I hear. 113 00:04:22,413 --> 00:04:26,416 Oh, you know, uh, Wade's got a hot date tonight. 114 00:04:26,417 --> 00:04:29,452 Hot date, empty house. 115 00:04:29,453 --> 00:04:32,054 - Those were the days. - Oh, yeah. 116 00:04:32,857 --> 00:04:34,625 But, I mean, this is way better, though. 117 00:04:34,626 --> 00:04:35,662 - You know? - Yeah. 118 00:04:35,663 --> 00:04:38,695 - Dad. I lost my place. - Yeah? 119 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,029 I'm so sorry, sweetie. 120 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:42,531 Now I got to start all over again. 121 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:45,133 Oh... good. 122 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,270 Storm approaching. 123 00:04:48,271 --> 00:04:50,472 'Cause of the clouds. That's cute. 124 00:04:50,473 --> 00:04:51,774 Seems we're not the first people 125 00:04:51,775 --> 00:04:53,375 to think about meeting here on their first date. 126 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,111 Oh, I'm sorry, is that bad? 127 00:04:55,112 --> 00:04:57,479 No. No, no, no, it's-it's fine. 128 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:00,415 So, um, what made you Mash me? 129 00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:03,052 Well, I liked that you said that you were tired 130 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,087 - of the same old conversations... - Mm-hmm. 131 00:05:05,088 --> 00:05:06,889 ... and the same old dating scene. 132 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,590 Yeah, and I-I like how you said 133 00:05:08,591 --> 00:05:10,592 you're laid back and love to travel. 134 00:05:10,593 --> 00:05:12,261 I don't think that was me. 135 00:05:12,262 --> 00:05:16,397 Oh, I'm sorry, you said you work hard and play hard. 136 00:05:16,398 --> 00:05:17,498 Nope. 137 00:05:17,499 --> 00:05:19,500 Looking for a partner in crime? 138 00:05:19,501 --> 00:05:21,602 - Some other guy. - Alicia? 139 00:05:21,603 --> 00:05:23,737 Dwayne! What are you doing here? 140 00:05:23,738 --> 00:05:25,639 You know me... work hard, play hard. 141 00:05:26,841 --> 00:05:28,441 I think maybe you've been here before. 142 00:05:28,442 --> 00:05:29,962 - Oh. - I'm picking up that frame 143 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:32,279 - we made the other day. - That got so crazy. 144 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:33,413 - Right? - Wow. 145 00:05:33,414 --> 00:05:35,448 Uh, maybe you guys should catch up. 146 00:05:35,449 --> 00:05:36,516 Are you sure you don't mind? 147 00:05:36,517 --> 00:05:38,017 Mind? No. What, are you kidding me? 148 00:05:38,018 --> 00:05:39,352 I've got all this glitter and glue. 149 00:05:39,353 --> 00:05:40,487 Oh, thanks, man. 150 00:05:40,488 --> 00:05:41,621 Yeah. You're welcome, man. 151 00:05:41,622 --> 00:05:42,689 - Hey! - Ah! 152 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:45,859 - You look fantastic. - So do you. This is wild. 153 00:05:45,860 --> 00:05:49,096 This is crazy. 154 00:05:49,097 --> 00:05:50,964 Hey, babe, you asleep? 155 00:05:50,965 --> 00:05:53,466 Mm. 156 00:05:53,467 --> 00:05:55,302 I mean, like, all the way asleep? 157 00:05:55,303 --> 00:05:57,871 Mm! 158 00:05:57,872 --> 00:05:59,306 It's cool. 159 00:05:59,307 --> 00:06:01,207 My back is messed up anyway. 160 00:06:02,277 --> 00:06:04,377 Psst. What're you doing? 161 00:06:04,378 --> 00:06:06,446 I'm listening to a podcast about murder. 162 00:06:06,447 --> 00:06:07,714 Should I be concerned? 163 00:06:07,715 --> 00:06:10,017 I'm a woman. We listen to podcasts about murder. 164 00:06:10,018 --> 00:06:12,352 Oh, yeah. Totally. 165 00:06:12,353 --> 00:06:15,788 I wonder what Wade's doing right now. 166 00:06:17,424 --> 00:06:19,724 The world's his oyster at his feet. 167 00:06:24,497 --> 00:06:25,898 - Lousy date, huh? - Yeah. 168 00:06:25,899 --> 00:06:28,134 I'm gonna take a break from the dating apps for a while. 169 00:06:28,135 --> 00:06:30,569 - Over one bad date? - It's a whole thing. 170 00:06:30,570 --> 00:06:32,738 I mean, they make it so cold and artificial. 171 00:06:32,739 --> 00:06:35,308 It's kind of like when the zoos put the giant pandas in a cage 172 00:06:35,309 --> 00:06:36,976 - and try and make them mate. - Yes. 173 00:06:36,977 --> 00:06:39,578 That doesn't work. Everybody standing around watching them. 174 00:06:39,579 --> 00:06:40,847 It's just too much pressure. 175 00:06:40,848 --> 00:06:42,381 That's why we're running out of pandas. 176 00:06:42,382 --> 00:06:43,883 I miss the good old days. 177 00:06:43,884 --> 00:06:46,685 Back when I would just go to a bar with my buddies 178 00:06:46,686 --> 00:06:48,888 and meet women and dance and have fun. 179 00:06:48,889 --> 00:06:50,980 - Hmm. - Hey, you know that old bar, 180 00:06:50,981 --> 00:06:52,594 - the Wildwood Tavern? - Yeah, sure. 181 00:06:52,595 --> 00:06:54,060 - Mm-hmm. - You guys want to go? 182 00:06:54,061 --> 00:06:56,996 Guys' night out. Be a little spontaneous. 183 00:06:56,997 --> 00:06:59,732 You know I would love to more than anything in the world, 184 00:06:59,733 --> 00:07:02,817 but I promised Delia we'd catch up on Handmaid's Tale tonight, 185 00:07:02,818 --> 00:07:05,738 and that is not a show where you want to betray a woman's trust. 186 00:07:05,739 --> 00:07:08,106 - All right, well, Ben? How about you? - Huh? 187 00:07:08,107 --> 00:07:10,909 You're always talking about how you used to be Captain Cristal. 188 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:13,612 - Hey. Hey. - The king of the club. Huh? 189 00:07:13,613 --> 00:07:15,647 Come on. I want to meet him. 190 00:07:15,648 --> 00:07:17,483 I would love for you to meet the captain, I would. 191 00:07:17,484 --> 00:07:20,619 But I can't leave Michelle with no notice and four kids. 192 00:07:20,620 --> 00:07:22,855 Plus two of them are having other kids over for sleepovers. 193 00:07:22,856 --> 00:07:25,491 Two. Damn, Noah's is a girl. 194 00:07:25,492 --> 00:07:27,292 It's right there on that weird line. 195 00:07:27,293 --> 00:07:28,761 Yeah, no, I totally understand. 196 00:07:28,762 --> 00:07:31,061 You're good men. Do family stuff. 197 00:07:32,031 --> 00:07:33,632 Sorry, man. 198 00:07:33,633 --> 00:07:35,401 - You sure you're gonna be all right? - Yeah. 199 00:07:35,402 --> 00:07:37,536 Yeah. 200 00:07:37,537 --> 00:07:39,371 You know what I'm gonna do? 201 00:07:39,372 --> 00:07:42,207 I'm gonna do what the ancients did, the pioneers. 202 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:44,109 I am gonna go out and I am going 203 00:07:44,110 --> 00:07:45,811 to meet people in the real world. 204 00:07:45,812 --> 00:07:46,909 - Okay. - What? 205 00:07:46,910 --> 00:07:48,113 And on my way back, 206 00:07:48,114 --> 00:07:49,747 I'm gonna pick up my picture frame. 207 00:07:49,748 --> 00:07:52,049 'Cause I worked really hard on it. 208 00:07:53,386 --> 00:07:56,021 - Hi. - Hi. 209 00:07:56,022 --> 00:07:58,489 I'll take a... Kentucky Rooster, neat. 210 00:07:58,490 --> 00:08:00,491 You got it. You want the password for the Wi-Fi? 211 00:08:00,492 --> 00:08:02,193 Don't need it. Uh, tonight, 212 00:08:02,194 --> 00:08:04,296 I'm just gonna do the real world. 213 00:08:04,297 --> 00:08:05,964 Cool. 214 00:08:05,965 --> 00:08:07,597 Cool. 215 00:08:09,035 --> 00:08:10,969 Is this seat taken? 216 00:08:10,970 --> 00:08:13,171 Uh, please. No. Uh, help yourself. 217 00:08:13,172 --> 00:08:14,172 Thank you. 218 00:08:14,173 --> 00:08:15,940 Uh... 219 00:08:18,677 --> 00:08:21,079 Wi-Fi password's WILDWOOD19, all caps. 220 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:23,013 Thank you. 221 00:08:38,733 --> 00:08:41,334 - Dad! - Hey! 222 00:08:41,335 --> 00:08:42,535 Are you in a tent? 223 00:08:42,536 --> 00:08:43,703 Yeah, but it's indoors. 224 00:08:43,704 --> 00:08:45,204 Uh... Yeah, o-okay. 225 00:08:45,205 --> 00:08:47,139 I-Is the chupacabra real? 226 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:50,142 No, it isn't, and it only lives in Mexico. 227 00:08:50,143 --> 00:08:51,310 So it is real? 228 00:08:51,311 --> 00:08:53,980 Grace, stop messing with your sister. 229 00:08:55,148 --> 00:08:56,616 Are-are you doing okay, Dad? 230 00:08:56,617 --> 00:08:57,851 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm-I'm good. 231 00:08:57,852 --> 00:08:59,118 I'm good. Don't worry about me. 232 00:08:59,119 --> 00:09:00,587 Wait, where are you? 233 00:09:00,588 --> 00:09:02,255 Is that a bar? 234 00:09:02,256 --> 00:09:03,857 Yes, it is. 235 00:09:03,858 --> 00:09:05,925 Ooh! Show us drunk people. 236 00:09:05,926 --> 00:09:07,526 No. I'm not gonna do that. 237 00:09:08,762 --> 00:09:10,499 - Miss you, Dad. - Good night, Dad. 238 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:12,531 Good night. I love you. 239 00:09:12,532 --> 00:09:13,732 Funny kids. 240 00:09:13,733 --> 00:09:15,268 I made them myself. 241 00:09:15,269 --> 00:09:17,069 You doing okay? 242 00:09:17,070 --> 00:09:19,071 Yeah, I'm good, they're just gone for the weekend. 243 00:09:19,072 --> 00:09:20,940 Although it does feel a little strange, 244 00:09:20,941 --> 00:09:22,841 to be at loose ends on a... 245 00:09:22,842 --> 00:09:25,177 You were asking me about my drink. 246 00:09:25,178 --> 00:09:26,279 I was. 247 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,645 Hit me. 248 00:09:32,786 --> 00:09:33,920 All right. 249 00:09:35,088 --> 00:09:37,589 Boom. What did I miss? 250 00:09:37,590 --> 00:09:39,901 One of the Marthas said, 251 00:09:39,902 --> 00:09:41,625 "You'll never get out of Gilead alive. 252 00:09:41,626 --> 00:09:43,562 You're going on the Wall", and then June said, 253 00:09:43,563 --> 00:09:46,765 "I'm not going on the Wall. You're going on the Wall". 254 00:09:46,766 --> 00:09:48,266 Oh, my God. 255 00:09:48,267 --> 00:09:51,236 Oh, this show makes me so scared for everybody all the time. 256 00:09:55,775 --> 00:09:57,476 What? That can't be right. 257 00:09:57,477 --> 00:09:58,710 Oh, crap. 258 00:09:58,711 --> 00:10:00,412 - What is it? - Look what Wade's doing. 259 00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:01,447 Scrabble. 260 00:10:01,448 --> 00:10:02,781 He's at a bar. 261 00:10:02,782 --> 00:10:04,382 He's supposed to be having a fun night. 262 00:10:04,383 --> 00:10:07,118 Instead he's sitting there playing Scrabble on his phone. 263 00:10:07,119 --> 00:10:09,688 And he completely left a triple word score open. 264 00:10:09,689 --> 00:10:10,855 Yeah, this is a cry for help. 265 00:10:12,792 --> 00:10:13,959 Delia, 266 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,594 my love, 267 00:10:15,595 --> 00:10:17,963 my life... 268 00:10:17,964 --> 00:10:21,900 ... I don't want to do it, but Wade needs me right now. 269 00:10:21,901 --> 00:10:23,268 - Yeah. You're right. - What? 270 00:10:23,269 --> 00:10:24,700 - Really? I am? - Yeah. I mean, 271 00:10:24,701 --> 00:10:26,704 he's your friend and he's clearly alone 272 00:10:26,705 --> 00:10:29,640 and a little lost at sea, and... 273 00:10:29,641 --> 00:10:32,643 Oh, okay. I guess you're already leaving. 274 00:10:32,644 --> 00:10:34,179 Don't wait up. Mwah. Love you. 275 00:10:35,848 --> 00:10:37,482 Forrest is on his way there now. 276 00:10:37,483 --> 00:10:39,351 But he can't wingman alone. 277 00:10:39,352 --> 00:10:42,354 Baby, Wade needs Captain Cristal. 278 00:10:42,355 --> 00:10:44,021 Okay. 279 00:10:45,124 --> 00:10:46,791 Really? 280 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:49,727 - You sure? - Yeah, go. Have fun. 281 00:10:49,728 --> 00:10:53,965 To be clear, Captain Cristal is going to a bar full of women. 282 00:10:53,966 --> 00:10:55,800 And this doesn't worry you at all? 283 00:10:55,801 --> 00:10:58,036 You threw your back out making a bed. 284 00:10:58,037 --> 00:11:00,505 Not making a bed. Moving a bed. 285 00:11:00,506 --> 00:11:01,771 Go. 286 00:11:01,772 --> 00:11:03,706 All right. 287 00:11:04,942 --> 00:11:07,844 Last chance. I'm going. 288 00:11:07,845 --> 00:11:09,279 Putting on my shiny shoes. 289 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,547 Full speed ahead. 290 00:11:10,548 --> 00:11:12,047 You sure are going slow for somebody 291 00:11:12,048 --> 00:11:13,282 moving full speed ahead. 292 00:11:14,386 --> 00:11:17,154 Okay, cereal. 293 00:11:17,155 --> 00:11:19,710 - Try "jovial". - Oh. Whoa, that's a nice one. 294 00:11:19,711 --> 00:11:20,857 It's a double word score. 295 00:11:20,858 --> 00:11:22,684 - Yeah. - And they said being an English major at Duke 296 00:11:22,685 --> 00:11:24,561 was a waste. 297 00:11:24,562 --> 00:11:26,463 Do you want another? You want to call it? 298 00:11:26,464 --> 00:11:28,232 I, uh... Think I'm gonna cash out. 299 00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:29,400 I should warn you, 300 00:11:29,401 --> 00:11:31,668 we do add 20% for groups over six. 301 00:11:31,669 --> 00:11:33,303 I just squeezed under by five. 302 00:11:33,304 --> 00:11:34,571 It's your lucky day. 303 00:11:34,572 --> 00:11:35,739 Yes. 304 00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:38,675 Unhand that man's credit card! 305 00:11:38,676 --> 00:11:40,677 - Ah, your wingmen have arrived. - Oh. 306 00:11:40,678 --> 00:11:43,312 - What are you guys doing here? - Huh? 307 00:11:43,313 --> 00:11:45,314 Oh, so I'm happy that you came. 308 00:11:45,315 --> 00:11:47,216 - Oh, wow. - Come on, man. 309 00:11:47,217 --> 00:11:48,943 We may be happily married men, but that doesn't mean 310 00:11:48,944 --> 00:11:50,687 we can't enjoy hooking a brother up. 311 00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:52,121 - Oh, man. - Yeah, man, we're gonna give you a night 312 00:11:52,122 --> 00:11:53,954 you'll never forget. You're gonna leave this place 313 00:11:53,955 --> 00:11:57,185 with, conservatively speaking now, 20 phone numbers. 314 00:11:57,186 --> 00:11:59,351 Uh, I don't know that there are that many women in this bar, 315 00:11:59,352 --> 00:12:00,864 but I appreciate the attitude. 316 00:12:00,865 --> 00:12:03,362 Okay, first off, we got to make you the center of attention. 317 00:12:03,363 --> 00:12:05,936 Lesson one: don't face the bar. 318 00:12:05,937 --> 00:12:07,771 Man. 319 00:12:07,772 --> 00:12:09,873 Face the honeys. 320 00:12:09,874 --> 00:12:12,374 - Okay. Okay. - All right? 321 00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:15,176 Okay, lesson two: elbows out... 322 00:12:16,512 --> 00:12:17,980 ... legs wide. 323 00:12:19,315 --> 00:12:21,550 Give them the full man-spread. 324 00:12:21,551 --> 00:12:23,719 Watch this. Hey, now. Hey, ladies. 325 00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,787 You having a good evening? 326 00:12:24,788 --> 00:12:26,388 It is. It's beautiful out, right? 327 00:12:26,389 --> 00:12:28,457 Okay. I catch you later. 328 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:30,125 Ha, ha, ha. 329 00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:33,095 Yeah. Just knocking the rust off. 330 00:12:33,096 --> 00:12:34,429 - You know how it is. Vroom, vroom. - Yeah. 331 00:12:34,430 --> 00:12:35,731 - Right. Yeah. - Just getting it started. 332 00:12:35,732 --> 00:12:36,732 You know how it goes. 333 00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:38,133 - Totally. - Yeah. 334 00:12:38,134 --> 00:12:40,126 Michelle thinks I lost my game. 335 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,817 - Man, I got plenty of game left. - Please. 336 00:12:41,818 --> 00:12:44,381 - Plenty. - I'm-a need several drinks, please. 337 00:12:44,382 --> 00:12:46,098 Yeah, watch this. All right? I'll give it a shot. 338 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,153 How about this? 339 00:12:47,154 --> 00:12:48,751 - Hey! Oh. - Oh, God. 340 00:12:48,752 --> 00:12:51,220 That was just way too loud. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 341 00:12:51,221 --> 00:12:52,589 - That was way too loud. - No, buddy. 342 00:12:52,590 --> 00:12:54,658 It's okay. You know, you just gave it your best shot. 343 00:12:54,659 --> 00:12:57,393 - I did. I did. - Yeah. Yeah. 344 00:12:57,394 --> 00:12:59,327 That was my best shot. 345 00:13:00,506 --> 00:13:01,576 - It's okay. - Wow. 346 00:13:01,577 --> 00:13:02,732 And speaking of shots. 347 00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:05,034 Ha, ha, ha. 348 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,036 Are y'all ready for the captain? 349 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,805 - I'm ready for the captain. - Bottom's up. 350 00:13:08,806 --> 00:13:09,806 Ahoy! 351 00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,941 Thanks for inviting us over. 352 00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:14,644 Well, I thought if the guys can have a guys' night, 353 00:13:14,645 --> 00:13:16,744 - we could have a girls' night. - Yeah. 354 00:13:17,846 --> 00:13:19,695 Addie, honey, do you want to go upstairs 355 00:13:19,696 --> 00:13:21,129 and hang out with Sahai? 356 00:13:22,532 --> 00:13:24,334 Oh, she's good. 357 00:13:24,335 --> 00:13:25,634 What is she listening to? 358 00:13:25,635 --> 00:13:27,603 Thomas Hardy's Jude the Obscure. 359 00:13:27,604 --> 00:13:28,904 - Wow. - I know. 360 00:13:28,905 --> 00:13:32,139 She's only 12, but she listens at a tenth-grade level. 361 00:13:35,812 --> 00:13:39,180 I'm sorry, Wade. It's-it's just no use, you know? 362 00:13:39,181 --> 00:13:42,227 Looks like the captain went down with his ship. 363 00:13:42,228 --> 00:13:44,095 No, no. Come on, man. 364 00:13:44,096 --> 00:13:45,529 Why you saying that? 365 00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:48,633 You know, when I told Michelle I was going out, she said "Go". 366 00:13:48,634 --> 00:13:50,268 Just like that. 367 00:13:50,269 --> 00:13:51,935 She wasn't even worried. 368 00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:53,304 She should've been like, 369 00:13:53,305 --> 00:13:55,273 "Baby, I can't have you out there 370 00:13:55,274 --> 00:13:56,641 with all those hungry women. 371 00:13:56,642 --> 00:13:59,610 You the sexiest man alive". 372 00:13:59,611 --> 00:14:01,312 That seems a little unrealistic. 373 00:14:01,313 --> 00:14:03,648 I know, I know, and I would never do anything, 374 00:14:03,649 --> 00:14:04,649 but still. 375 00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:05,949 - Yeah. - You know what I mean? 376 00:14:05,950 --> 00:14:07,385 I do. I know what you mean. 377 00:14:07,386 --> 00:14:09,987 So... I got good news and bad news. 378 00:14:09,988 --> 00:14:13,891 Good news is a hot woman followed me into the men's room. 379 00:14:13,892 --> 00:14:17,127 Bad news is it was the ladies' room. 380 00:14:17,128 --> 00:14:20,331 See, man, that's it, guys, I'm-I'm calling it a night. 381 00:14:20,332 --> 00:14:21,666 Michelle was right. 382 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:24,201 I'm not the king of the club anymore. 383 00:14:24,202 --> 00:14:26,135 Just the king of the dishwasher. 384 00:14:27,306 --> 00:14:29,573 What is going on with you two, huh? 385 00:14:29,574 --> 00:14:31,675 You're supposed to be my wingmen. 386 00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:35,345 What, you're just giving up? Really? 387 00:14:35,346 --> 00:14:36,479 I mean, I've got one 388 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,881 Saturday night to go out and raise a little hell. 389 00:14:38,882 --> 00:14:41,851 Come on, man, I want to party with the captain. 390 00:14:41,852 --> 00:14:44,321 Bring him out. Bring him out, Ben. 391 00:14:44,322 --> 00:14:46,723 Bring him out. Bring him out. 392 00:14:46,724 --> 00:14:48,357 Oh, yeah. Come on. Oh, there it comes. 393 00:14:48,358 --> 00:14:49,359 - It's coming. - Oh, it's coming. 394 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,260 - Oh, oh, oh. - Ooh. 395 00:14:51,261 --> 00:14:52,753 - You're right. - Yeah. 396 00:14:52,754 --> 00:14:54,163 - You are right, Wade. - Yes. 397 00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:56,032 Forrest, we came out tonight 398 00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:58,668 to show the women of the world how great of a guy Wade is. 399 00:14:58,669 --> 00:15:00,403 - He's a great guy. - Great guy. 400 00:15:00,404 --> 00:15:01,871 And to send him home with some digits. 401 00:15:01,872 --> 00:15:04,173 Yeah! Does anybody say digits anymore, though? 402 00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:07,243 No, people don't, but Captain Cristal does. 403 00:15:07,244 --> 00:15:08,611 - Okay. - Yes, he, yes, he does. 404 00:15:08,612 --> 00:15:10,780 And if I got any game left... 405 00:15:10,781 --> 00:15:13,048 I'm leaving it on the field tonight. 406 00:15:13,049 --> 00:15:14,115 - Yes. - Yeah. 407 00:15:14,116 --> 00:15:15,718 - On the field. Forrest! - All right. 408 00:15:15,719 --> 00:15:17,853 - Yup. - Can you give me an air horn? 409 00:15:20,022 --> 00:15:22,257 Uh, excuse me, 410 00:15:22,258 --> 00:15:23,726 ladies and gentlemen, 411 00:15:23,727 --> 00:15:27,396 the captain has an announcement to make! 412 00:15:27,397 --> 00:15:29,865 Cristal for everyone! 413 00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:32,333 Whoa... yeah! 414 00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:35,036 Yeah! 415 00:15:35,037 --> 00:15:36,638 You do have Cristal, right? 416 00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:39,441 - Yes. It's $400 a bottle. - Okay. 417 00:15:39,442 --> 00:15:42,010 - Prosecco for everyone... ! - Oh, oh. 418 00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:46,648 ... at this table and-and this table. 419 00:15:46,649 --> 00:15:48,016 Okay, 420 00:15:48,017 --> 00:15:49,317 we'll get it for you guys. 421 00:15:49,318 --> 00:15:51,586 - All right? - For you guys. 422 00:15:51,587 --> 00:15:54,422 Did he really call himself Captain Cristal? 423 00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:56,157 Well, yeah, his dad was in the Navy 424 00:15:56,158 --> 00:15:59,026 and he's really into Star Trek: The Next Generation. 425 00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:00,728 I've never told anybody this... 426 00:16:00,729 --> 00:16:01,897 Hmm? 427 00:16:01,898 --> 00:16:04,564 ... but Data, he gave me feelings. 428 00:16:07,169 --> 00:16:11,505 Anyway, it worked. Obviously. 429 00:16:12,942 --> 00:16:15,410 Wait, I don't even know that kid. 430 00:16:17,113 --> 00:16:19,114 So-so you belong to a gym? 431 00:16:19,115 --> 00:16:21,413 Wade, don't you lift heavy things 432 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,105 at that business that you own? 433 00:16:23,106 --> 00:16:25,353 I don't lift them, my employees do. 434 00:16:25,354 --> 00:16:26,988 Ooh, the jobs creator. 435 00:16:26,989 --> 00:16:28,290 Check this out. 436 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,157 So we're getting frozen yogurt once, right, 437 00:16:30,158 --> 00:16:32,827 and the tap snaps off the wall 438 00:16:32,828 --> 00:16:35,362 and frozen yogurt just comes shooting out everywhere. 439 00:16:35,363 --> 00:16:36,864 Oh, my God. What did you do? 440 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,833 I screamed like a little baby girl. 441 00:16:38,834 --> 00:16:42,169 But Wade, here, leaped into action and shut it off. 442 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,604 - Wow. - I'm no hero, 443 00:16:43,605 --> 00:16:46,243 or anything, I was just there at the right time, you know? 444 00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:47,475 But it was quick. It was like, ah! 445 00:16:47,476 --> 00:16:49,444 - Oh! - That's what you did. 446 00:16:49,445 --> 00:16:50,545 - Stopped it. - That's what he did. 447 00:16:50,546 --> 00:16:52,447 Hey, Forrest, man, snap a picture off. 448 00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:54,048 - Come on, ladies. - Oh, what a great idea. 449 00:16:54,049 --> 00:16:55,182 Yeah, that's great. 450 00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:56,984 Wade, you squeeze in between Gretchen and Denise. 451 00:16:56,985 --> 00:16:58,653 Oh, wow, Gretchen, Denise. 452 00:16:58,654 --> 00:16:59,821 The rest of y'all, y'all come with me. 453 00:16:59,822 --> 00:17:01,656 This is going on the captain's Gram. 454 00:17:01,657 --> 00:17:04,357 Everybody say, "Captain!" 455 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,526 Captain! 456 00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:08,194 Would you look at that. 457 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,864 Wade looks like he's having fun. 458 00:17:10,865 --> 00:17:12,398 That's nice. 459 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:14,501 Where are that woman's hands? 460 00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:16,135 Wait, which woman? 461 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,472 The one that's draped all over my husband. 462 00:17:18,473 --> 00:17:22,075 Michelle, come on. He's in a bar with women in it. 463 00:17:22,076 --> 00:17:23,208 You're being silly. 464 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:25,979 You're right. 465 00:17:25,980 --> 00:17:27,714 - He's just being there for Wade. - Mm-hmm. 466 00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:29,683 - I'm going down there. - Wait, what? 467 00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:30,983 Can you watch the kids? 468 00:17:32,587 --> 00:17:34,554 A-All of them? 469 00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:36,556 My mom lets me drink Cokes at night. 470 00:17:36,557 --> 00:17:39,024 Wait until I'm gone before you start lying. 471 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:41,874 Nice try. 472 00:17:42,447 --> 00:17:44,565 You designed the Carolina Panthers' stadium? 473 00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:45,594 Yes, he did. 474 00:17:45,595 --> 00:17:47,963 - No, I didn't. I'm a landscape architect. - Yes. 475 00:17:47,964 --> 00:17:50,453 Uh, I planted most of the hedges on the south end. 476 00:17:50,454 --> 00:17:53,635 Most, he planted most on the south end, that's the good end. 477 00:17:53,636 --> 00:17:56,471 - Uh, you look like you can use another drink. - Aw. 478 00:17:56,472 --> 00:17:57,472 You're so sweet. 479 00:18:01,043 --> 00:18:04,345 Oh, no. Oh, what've I done? 480 00:18:04,346 --> 00:18:05,346 Wh-What's wrong? 481 00:18:05,347 --> 00:18:07,382 I just made out with that woman. 482 00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:09,450 When? I've-I've been standing here the whole time. 483 00:18:09,451 --> 00:18:11,485 That was a mistake, okay? 484 00:18:11,486 --> 00:18:14,121 Denise, that-that was a mistake, do you hear me? 485 00:18:14,122 --> 00:18:17,284 God, I must've been giving out signals 486 00:18:17,285 --> 00:18:19,394 or something. I love Delia. 487 00:18:19,395 --> 00:18:21,162 - Yes, you do. - You know, 488 00:18:21,163 --> 00:18:23,531 I'm not good enough for her to murder in a podcast. 489 00:18:23,532 --> 00:18:25,700 She's... 490 00:18:25,701 --> 00:18:28,236 - She's my whole world, man. - Forrest, 491 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,738 if you need to go home, that is totally cool. 492 00:18:30,739 --> 00:18:34,676 If I still have a home to go to, I would like to go there now. 493 00:18:34,677 --> 00:18:37,478 - Go. Go. - Okay. I will. Here I go. 494 00:18:37,479 --> 00:18:40,014 Hey. 495 00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:42,650 - What's up with Forrest? - He's going home to save his marriage. 496 00:18:42,651 --> 00:18:44,018 Oh, man. What'd I miss? 497 00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:46,321 Literally nothing. 498 00:18:58,333 --> 00:18:59,566 Oh, mama. 499 00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:01,736 Hi. 500 00:19:01,737 --> 00:19:04,003 I think you might be in my spot. 501 00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:09,302 - What's up, baby? You want to sit down? - I can't stay. 502 00:19:09,303 --> 00:19:11,303 I have ice cream in the car. 503 00:19:12,047 --> 00:19:13,580 Is it chocolate? 504 00:19:13,581 --> 00:19:16,349 Double chocolate. 505 00:19:17,452 --> 00:19:19,519 - One second. - Go. 506 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:22,289 - You sure? - Yup. I'm gonna go home, too. 507 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:25,092 - I mean, you got to leave with some digits. - I don't need any digits. 508 00:19:25,093 --> 00:19:28,629 All I wanted was to have a great weekend, and I did. 509 00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:30,731 I got to meet the captain. 510 00:19:30,732 --> 00:19:33,134 Ah. 511 00:19:33,135 --> 00:19:35,535 All right, look here, I got something to handle, but, um... 512 00:19:35,536 --> 00:19:39,906 - Here, man. Tip big. I got a reputation. - Okay. 513 00:19:39,907 --> 00:19:41,875 You sure you're okay not closing down the place? 514 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:45,379 Hell yes! I'm leaving with the hottest woman in here. 515 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:46,479 Mm! 516 00:19:51,286 --> 00:19:52,319 Thank you for everything. 517 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,288 - Lena. - Lena. 518 00:19:54,289 --> 00:19:56,590 - Get home safe. - Yeah. 519 00:19:56,591 --> 00:19:59,626 - Who's the captain now? - You are! 520 00:20:03,264 --> 00:20:06,833 What got into you? 521 00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:09,902 Me? That's just how I do. 522 00:20:12,006 --> 00:20:15,073 Yes you can have a Coke! 523 00:20:15,975 --> 00:20:18,779 Don't mess with the best. 524 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,947 Oh, hi, Linda. 525 00:20:20,948 --> 00:20:23,148 Hi. Did you have a good night?