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Uh...
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how about a chicken parm?
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Who made it?
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Dottie Palmer.
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Ugh!
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Oh. Can you try to find one
of Judy Bickell's lasagnas?
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Great idea. Love Judy.
Love her lasagnas.
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Hey, Wade. Actually, you know,
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we stopped by to see if we could
take you guys out to dinner.
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We're gonna pick up Addie at gymnastics
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and, uh, go for Thai food.
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Oh, thanks, man. We're good.
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We got, like, 15 lasagnas in here.
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Okay.
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Girls, um... are the dogs
allowed on the counter?
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- Uh, no, they're not.
- Okay.
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So we gonna do anything about that?
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They'll get down when they need to pee.
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Okay, thank you. That's cool.
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Do you see how bad it's
gotten around here?
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I see.
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It's like the Disney Channel
version of Grey Gardens.
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- I know.
- I mean, come on.
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Jill's funeral was almost a year ago,
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and they're still living off
the meals people made for them?
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The man is in denial. Look at him.
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He's putting on a
brave face for the girls
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like everything's just
great, but it's not.
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- I know.
- Remember how he used to love to cook?
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- I remember.
- Oh. He used to love to cook!
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Who are you arguing with?
I keep agreeing with you.
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Behold! A Bickell lasagna!
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- Hey! Now we're talkin'!
- Yeah, baby!
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Linda, don't want your
tail to catch on fire.
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Okay.
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Ah. I think these are brownies.
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Are you girls good with
brownies for dinner?
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- Bring it!
- Yeah, works for me.
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- Yes!
- Ooh.
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Who's arguing with you?
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Are you sure you guys
don't want to stay?
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Oh, go, go, go, go, go,
go! Run, run, run, run, run!
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Go! Go! Go! Get the ball!
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Oh! Damn it!
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Hey. Wade.
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Be professional.
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- Sorry, Coach.
- Hey, Wade.
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- Oh. Hey, Tracy.
- So, I don't know what you're doing later,
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but I'm gonna take Izzy and Hailey
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over to Nomo's after the game.
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Oh, uh, great, great.
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- Yeah.
- H-Have fun.
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You know, uh, they sell beer there now,
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so, hey, fun for the
grown-ups, too, right?
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- Yeah.
- Really? Oh,
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that-that's really good to know.
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- So...
- Red ball!
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What's up, Dad?
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What's up, little man?
Two times. Uh, uh!
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- Hey, honey.
- Hey, peanut.
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- How's it going?
- Check out our boy.
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Look at Tracy Wilvers.
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- What is he doing?
- He's got no clue.
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So maybe I'll see you there.
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Uh, maybe. Yeah, yeah.
We-we go there a lot.
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No, no, no, I mean,
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am I gonna see you there today?
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What's the call, ref?
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Red ball.
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- What?!
- Terrible call!
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Blue ball!
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Just a dad, folks!
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Not getting paid!
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I'm telling you,
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Tracy Wilvers was all over him.
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And last week, it was
Leslie what's-her-name,
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the new art teacher.
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This man has no idea
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what catnip he is to these women.
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I swear, a woman could just
yank down his pants, grab it...
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Delia. My kids are in the car.
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Okay, Michelle, you have to
tell me that when I pick up.
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They're always with me.
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- Oh, crap, where's Noah?
- I'm here.
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I spilled soda on my pants.
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You let your kids have soda?
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Stop judging me. You have one kid.
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And compared to four kids,
one kid is like no kids.
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And put the pants back on, Noah.
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I'm not wearing wet pants.
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Who do you think
you're talking to like that?
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Tracy Wilvers was hitting on him?
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Yes.
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Go ahead, say it.
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- What? Say what?
- "Oh, she's so smokin' hot.
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Are you kidding me? Lucky guy. What?"
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Please.
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She's fine.
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Tracy Wilvers is stupid hot!
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I know! And she wanted him.
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Wade had no clue.
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Yeah, our-our boy's game is hella wack.
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Mm. Don't say that.
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- Don't say what?
- Just doesn't come out right.
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Oh, so you can say it,
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- but I can't. I get it.
- No, no. No, no, no, no, no.
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Plenty of white dudes can pull it off.
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Just not you.
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We got to shock Wade out of this.
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- You know what I'm thinking?
- Hmm?
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Me and Forrest tell him
we're going to Home Depot,
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but we lock his ass in the minivan,
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drive him straight to Vegas!
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Mm-hmm. And try telling that to Delia.
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She keeps saying that we
have to have an intervention.
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Like you did with Aunt Meg?
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Who told you Aunt Meg
had a intervention?
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You did.
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Yeah, that sounds like me.
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Look, we just have to chill, okay?
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Wade'll let us know when he's ready.
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Dad?
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine. I'm
just-just prepping dinner.
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Oh.
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It's frozen to his arm skin.
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I think we should call an adult.
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What is this, anyway?
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Dottie Palmer's chicken parmesan.
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Yuck.
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All that food that people made for us,
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it seemed like it would last forever.
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But it's gone.
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It feels like... like
Jill is really gone.
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I know this is a gut punch, buddy,
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but maybe this is a sign
to get on with your life.
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Forrest is right.
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You know, when... when
Jill got sick, you...
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took care of her and the girls.
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And you were such a rock star, but...
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You need to get your butt out
of this house and start dating.
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No, I'm getting to that.
I was just trying
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to be a little more artful about it.
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Dating? I mean, come
on, guys. I can't date.
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With everything that I have going on?
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Wade, sweetheart,
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you have nothing going on.
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- Mm-mm, nothing at all.
- Zero.
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You're fully available, Wade.
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Hey, Dad, can Andrew and I
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spend $5.95 to buy a new Fortnite skin?
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Oh, Grace, come on. You
know better than that.
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Just spend the extra two bucks
and get something practical,
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like the shield potion
or the-the bouncer trap.
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Thanks, Mr. F.
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Oh, my God, you should not know that!
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- What even is all that crap?
- What the hell is a skin potion?
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Hey. Okay, okay, okay, you're right.
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You're right, but dating?
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I mean, what am I gonna tell the girls?
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- Don't.
- What?
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I can't lie to my kids.
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- That's all I do is lie to my kids.
- Mm-hmm.
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Drive them places and lie.
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Oh, I've never kept anything from them.
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- I-I can't start now.
- I hate to be nitpicky here,
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but there was that time
you left the cat door open,
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and Doodles got out and
got eaten by a coyote,
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- and you didn't tell them.
- Mm, mm.
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I can't believe you just went there.
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It's a lie.
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Girls...
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we need to talk about something.
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What's wrong?
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Don't worry, it's, uh,
it's-it's not a bad thing.
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Are we getting another cat?!
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- No.
- Oh, my God!
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Did Doodles come back?
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No.
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Look, um, here's the thing.
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Uh, some people have brought up the idea
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that maybe I should start dating.
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You're gonna replace Mom?
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Nat, no. No, no. I
could never replace Mom.
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Look, you know how much I
love hanging out with you guys,
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but adults also need to
spend time with other adults.
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Oh, my God. It's a sex thing.
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I'm gonna throw up.
I'm-I'm gonna throw up!
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- No, you're not.
- You want to bet me?
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Natalie, please stop doing that.
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Then don't replace Mom!
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Natalie, will you give Dad a break?
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All he ever does is take care of us.
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He deserves to have a life.
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Thank you, Grace.
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It's important for me to know
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that I can always be
honest with you guys.
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Well, you can. About anything.
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Look, since we're being honest,
Doodles isn't coming back.
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He was eaten by a coyote.
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What?! How could you not tell us that?!
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What? I thought I could
be honest with you guys?
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You could've said it better!
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- Uh, name. Easy.
- Yeah.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.
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- You did it.
- Good.
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For height, just put six even.
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Uh, that's not how tall I am.
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So? Who cares? Who's gonna know?
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If I meet her, I might stand up.
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Can you move? He's doing it wrong.
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Favorite thing to do in bed.
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- Cuddle.
- Yeah.
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Well, uh, if I'm being
honest, I really like...
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- Cuddle.
- Cuddle.
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Okay. Cuddle.
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Uh, eye color.
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Let me see. Green.
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No, green. Hazel.
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- What?
- What kind of color is hazel anyway?
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It's like a brownish-green, right?
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Hey, Siri, show me a hazelnut.
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What are you talking about?
It's green. Let's vote.
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No. No, we're not gonna vote
on what color my eyes are.
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- No.
- I have brown eyes.
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_
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- Relationship status. Widowed.
- _
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_
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Uh, "Are you ready to
begin your journey?"
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It's okay, buddy.
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- Yes. Yeah, I can do it.
- Yeah. Yeah!
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I can do it. It's time.
But it's-it's a really big step, guys.
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I mean... Yeah.
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You did it. Yay!
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No, he didn't. You did it for him.
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I used his finger. It's fine.
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This is exciting, right?
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- Yeah. Yes. Yeah.
- Yay, exciting.
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All right, I got to go. I got patients.
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We got to talk about
after-school pickups.
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Wade, don't forget you're
getting Addie and taking her
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- to soccer practice after school.
- Oh, shoot.
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I forgot, I got to take Grace
to the orthodontist at 3:00.
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Well, you know what?
Maybe Ben could take, uh,
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everybody to soccer practice.
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Yeah, I can take them,
too, but I can't stay.
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Okay, good. Sounds like a plan.
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- Okay.
- Wait.
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Does it?
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Uh, whoa. Hey, hey, wait.
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My profile is getting responses.
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What?
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00:09:36,848 --> 00:09:38,999
Ah, there's, like, six of them. Seven.
254
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,051
- Eight. My God.
- Shut up.
255
00:09:41,052 --> 00:09:42,287
Is it supposed to work this quickly?
256
00:09:42,288 --> 00:09:44,414
Six-foot cuddler like you? Hell yeah.
257
00:09:44,415 --> 00:09:46,176
- Word.
- Oh, my God.
258
00:09:46,177 --> 00:09:47,286
I've got 15.
259
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,046
- What?
- This app is amazing.
260
00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:50,447
No, it's not the app.
261
00:09:50,448 --> 00:09:53,021
See, my sister Meg is on
all these dating sites.
262
00:09:53,022 --> 00:09:55,307
She knows all about this.
263
00:09:55,308 --> 00:09:56,717
You are a unicorn.
264
00:09:56,718 --> 00:09:58,368
- I'm a what?
- A unicorn.
265
00:09:58,369 --> 00:09:59,636
You know, that elusive creature
266
00:09:59,637 --> 00:10:01,181
that all single women are looking for.
267
00:10:01,182 --> 00:10:03,249
See, most of the men
on these dating sites
268
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:05,910
are having midlife crisis.
They're getting divorced.
269
00:10:05,911 --> 00:10:07,821
- Mm-hmm. Yep.
- They're buying Porsches.
270
00:10:07,822 --> 00:10:09,725
They're hooking up with 25-year-olds.
271
00:10:09,726 --> 00:10:11,396
You are a devoted father,
272
00:10:11,397 --> 00:10:14,465
you are a devoted husband, and...
273
00:10:14,466 --> 00:10:15,949
not for nothing, you haven't had sex
274
00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:18,247
with anybody besides
Jill in, like, 20 years,
275
00:10:18,248 --> 00:10:19,356
so...
276
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,892
you're factory fresh, buddy.
277
00:10:20,893 --> 00:10:22,835
Technically, he's, like,
certified pre-owned.
278
00:10:22,836 --> 00:10:25,404
Why you got to put your
own spin on everything?
279
00:10:25,405 --> 00:10:28,011
Oh, well, what do you know?
280
00:10:28,012 --> 00:10:29,597
That's my sister Meg.
281
00:10:29,884 --> 00:10:31,368
Do not click on her.
282
00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:34,437
Wait. Are-are you guys saying
283
00:10:34,438 --> 00:10:37,507
that all of these women are
only into me because Jill died?
284
00:10:37,508 --> 00:10:38,509
Yep!
285
00:10:40,451 --> 00:10:41,493
No, no, no, no.
286
00:10:41,494 --> 00:10:43,437
I don't want this to be what defines me.
287
00:10:43,438 --> 00:10:45,983
I spent the last year
of my life being pitied.
288
00:10:46,497 --> 00:10:49,816
People used to see me and say,
"Hey, Wade! How you doing?!"
289
00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:52,803
Now they say, "Hey,
Wade. How you doing?"
290
00:10:52,804 --> 00:10:55,167
Last thing that I want is pity dates.
291
00:10:55,168 --> 00:10:56,477
Think about it like this though.
292
00:10:56,478 --> 00:10:58,963
- Pity dates sometimes lead to pity sex.
- Mm.
293
00:10:58,964 --> 00:11:01,198
Believe me, I speak from experience.
294
00:11:01,199 --> 00:11:03,198
- He's not wrong.
- Mm.
295
00:11:03,199 --> 00:11:06,101
Okay, that's not what I
want, so I'm just gonna go
296
00:11:06,102 --> 00:11:08,498
with plain old "single".
297
00:11:08,855 --> 00:11:10,673
And just like that,
298
00:11:10,674 --> 00:11:13,351
the unicorn becomes
a regular dumb horse.
299
00:11:13,352 --> 00:11:15,078
You know what? There's
nothing wrong with a horse.
300
00:11:15,079 --> 00:11:16,753
Just a plain brown-eyed horse.
301
00:11:16,754 --> 00:11:17,821
Brownish-hazel.
302
00:11:17,822 --> 00:11:19,699
Or green. Bye.
303
00:11:27,814 --> 00:11:29,507
Wow!
304
00:11:29,508 --> 00:11:31,034
Look at you.
305
00:11:31,035 --> 00:11:33,145
- What do you think?
- You look fantastic.
306
00:11:33,146 --> 00:11:35,058
Yeah. I mean, it-it could use
307
00:11:35,059 --> 00:11:37,645
- a-a French tuck, maybe.
- Ooh.
308
00:11:37,646 --> 00:11:39,221
- I don't know what that is.
- Oh, I'll show you.
309
00:11:39,222 --> 00:11:40,839
Watch this. You know what I'm thinking?
310
00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,498
Do you mind if I shove
my hands down your pants?
311
00:11:42,499 --> 00:11:43,916
- N-No, no, no. Do what you got to do.
- Okay.
312
00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:45,422
I'm thinking... watch this.
313
00:11:45,423 --> 00:11:47,175
- What?
- Half a French.
314
00:11:47,587 --> 00:11:49,599
- Forrest.
- Yeah.
315
00:11:50,555 --> 00:11:53,003
I'm not mad at that. You know what?
316
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,573
Danielle's not gonna be able
to keep her little hands off ya.
317
00:11:55,574 --> 00:11:57,458
Oh, my God, I'm in here.
318
00:11:57,459 --> 00:11:59,660
Oh. I'm... N-Not your dad.
319
00:11:59,661 --> 00:12:02,104
Nobody's touching him. He's gross.
320
00:12:06,982 --> 00:12:09,383
Linda, Joyce! Come
on! Let's go for a walk.
321
00:12:09,384 --> 00:12:10,426
Oh, babies.
322
00:12:10,427 --> 00:12:11,488
Hey, Nat.
323
00:12:11,489 --> 00:12:12,769
How do I look?
324
00:12:12,770 --> 00:12:13,961
Dumb.
325
00:12:13,962 --> 00:12:16,697
- Aw.
- Dumb awesome, right?
326
00:12:16,698 --> 00:12:17,731
Oh, come on, Nat.
327
00:12:17,732 --> 00:12:19,340
- I just want to get your opin...
- Dad.
328
00:12:19,341 --> 00:12:20,934
Don't worry about her. She'll be fine.
329
00:12:20,935 --> 00:12:22,840
Now go and have fun.
330
00:12:22,841 --> 00:12:23,960
Yeah.
331
00:12:23,961 --> 00:12:26,238
Oh, hey. Wedding ring.
332
00:12:26,239 --> 00:12:29,058
Oh, uh, yeah. I don't
know if I can take it off.
333
00:12:29,059 --> 00:12:30,793
Look, Wade,
334
00:12:30,794 --> 00:12:33,279
I know that this is
hard, but this is good.
335
00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,724
This is saying yes to the
future. I'm gonna grab...
336
00:12:36,725 --> 00:12:38,345
Thank you, Delia. What I mean is
337
00:12:38,346 --> 00:12:40,180
I don't know if I can
get it off my finger.
338
00:12:40,181 --> 00:12:42,491
It hasn't been off in 20 years.
339
00:12:42,492 --> 00:12:43,892
You just dip it in cold water.
340
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,631
It makes extremities shrink.
341
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,133
It's a finger.
342
00:12:50,967 --> 00:12:53,494
Mmm. Mmm. Wow.
343
00:12:53,495 --> 00:12:55,021
These shishito peppers are great
344
00:12:55,022 --> 00:12:57,591
until suddenly... zoom...
your mouth is on fire.
345
00:12:59,077 --> 00:13:00,978
Do you date a lot, Wade?
346
00:13:00,979 --> 00:13:04,366
Uh, uh, no. No. I, um...
347
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,093
Oh. Spend a lot of time at work?
348
00:13:06,094 --> 00:13:08,222
- I do, yeah.
- So that's why you're single.
349
00:13:08,608 --> 00:13:10,676
I guess it's among the reasons, yeah.
350
00:13:10,677 --> 00:13:12,466
So, um, tell me something about you.
351
00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:14,076
- What kind of music do you like?
- Rock.
352
00:13:14,077 --> 00:13:16,175
How many people have you met online?
353
00:13:16,176 --> 00:13:18,735
Not many. Uh, what kind of rock? Hard?
354
00:13:18,736 --> 00:13:20,637
Soft rock? What's your favorite?
355
00:13:20,638 --> 00:13:21,955
Check.
356
00:13:21,956 --> 00:13:23,857
What? Why?
357
00:13:23,858 --> 00:13:26,419
- You're married. Check.
- No, I'm not.
358
00:13:26,856 --> 00:13:29,466
Tell that to the white
circle on your ring finger.
359
00:13:29,467 --> 00:13:31,790
Oh. No, this... No. No, no, no.
360
00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:33,525
Danielle, this, I-I can explain this.
361
00:13:33,526 --> 00:13:35,469
- I don't date cheaters.
- But I'm not a cheater.
362
00:13:35,470 --> 00:13:38,748
Look, I couldn't cheat if
I wanted to. My wife died!
363
00:13:45,337 --> 00:13:47,196
It was a year ago.
364
00:13:47,197 --> 00:13:51,160
And I just took my
wedding ring off today.
365
00:13:51,419 --> 00:13:53,237
I am so sorry.
366
00:13:53,238 --> 00:13:54,972
I'm gonna comp the shishito peppers.
367
00:13:54,973 --> 00:13:56,600
Oh, that's-that's okay.
368
00:13:57,941 --> 00:14:00,501
- You must think I'm awful.
- No. I...
369
00:14:00,502 --> 00:14:03,112
Compliments of the people
in the corner booth.
370
00:14:03,113 --> 00:14:04,472
That's not necessary.
371
00:14:04,473 --> 00:14:05,998
Uh, corner booth, thank you.
372
00:14:05,999 --> 00:14:08,217
But, really, that's-that's
not necessary.
373
00:14:08,218 --> 00:14:10,495
I'm sorry.
374
00:14:10,496 --> 00:14:14,107
Um, this is what I was trying to avoid.
375
00:14:14,108 --> 00:14:15,342
Yeah.
376
00:14:15,343 --> 00:14:17,703
So do you want to leave?
377
00:14:17,704 --> 00:14:18,743
Might as well.
378
00:14:18,744 --> 00:14:20,446
My place is, like,
five minutes from here.
379
00:14:20,447 --> 00:14:22,949
Oh, wow, that's really
convenient for you.
380
00:14:26,122 --> 00:14:27,231
Oh.
381
00:14:27,232 --> 00:14:28,507
You...
382
00:14:28,508 --> 00:14:31,451
You mean me, to... Wow.
383
00:14:31,452 --> 00:14:32,727
- Really?
- Wow.
384
00:14:32,728 --> 00:14:34,880
- O-O-Okay.
- Okay.
385
00:14:34,881 --> 00:14:36,223
- Okay.
- All right.
386
00:14:36,224 --> 00:14:37,291
All right.
387
00:14:57,049 --> 00:14:58,867
I'm sorry.
388
00:14:58,868 --> 00:15:00,769
I-I can't do this.
389
00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:02,545
You can't?
390
00:15:02,546 --> 00:15:05,281
Here's the thing: I know
that you're only doing this
391
00:15:05,282 --> 00:15:06,558
because I'm a unicorn.
392
00:15:06,559 --> 00:15:08,543
- You're a what?
- Because my wife died.
393
00:15:08,544 --> 00:15:11,279
It's a term for someone like me.
394
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,798
You know, not divorced,
haven't been sleeping around.
395
00:15:13,799 --> 00:15:15,867
What's wrong with divorced
people who sleep around?
396
00:15:15,868 --> 00:15:17,018
I'm-I'm sorry.
397
00:15:17,019 --> 00:15:19,061
I-I just described you, didn't I?
398
00:15:19,062 --> 00:15:20,138
You did.
399
00:15:20,139 --> 00:15:22,308
And that's great! That's awesome.
400
00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:25,224
It's just...
401
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:28,169
I don't really know who I am anymore.
402
00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:30,947
So whenever I do this,
403
00:15:30,948 --> 00:15:33,433
it can't be because of
the tragedy in my life.
404
00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:35,877
I get it.
405
00:15:35,878 --> 00:15:39,614
And when you figure out who
you are, click on me again.
406
00:15:39,615 --> 00:15:42,636
You're sweet, and you're nothing
like the guys I've been dating.
407
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:44,579
You don't drive a Porsche, do you?
408
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:46,814
I drive a dirty pickup.
409
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,775
God, you're hot.
410
00:15:58,546 --> 00:16:01,323
I'm still really mad at you.
411
00:16:02,596 --> 00:16:05,098
Trust me, I understand.
412
00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:09,344
And if it makes you feel any better,
413
00:16:09,345 --> 00:16:12,758
my date was a total disaster.
414
00:16:12,759 --> 00:16:14,868
Good.
415
00:16:14,869 --> 00:16:16,672
Okay, get dressed.
416
00:16:16,673 --> 00:16:18,457
We're gonna go to Jimby's
to get some waffles
417
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:19,733
like we used to do with Mom.
418
00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:21,957
Now? It's 9:30 on a school night.
419
00:16:21,958 --> 00:16:25,110
You don't want waffles?
Come on, let's go.
420
00:16:25,111 --> 00:16:27,385
I can't believe what a
bad parent you are.
421
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,995
Come on! Hey, Grace! Grace!
422
00:16:28,996 --> 00:16:30,364
- Get up. We're gonna go...
- Dad!
423
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,558
Oh. Sorry!
424
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,311
Wait a second, I'm...
425
00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:37,526
I'm not sorry.
426
00:16:37,527 --> 00:16:39,112
Grace.
427
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:44,818
Um, Dad...
428
00:16:44,819 --> 00:16:46,595
you know, you know Andrew.
429
00:16:46,596 --> 00:16:48,580
Yes, I do know Andrew.
430
00:16:48,581 --> 00:16:50,815
He's lived next door
for the last ten years.
431
00:16:50,816 --> 00:16:52,693
Good evening, sir.
432
00:16:54,343 --> 00:16:56,328
How was your date?
433
00:16:56,329 --> 00:16:58,413
- Not great.
- Waffles!
434
00:16:58,414 --> 00:17:00,057
Oh.
435
00:17:02,902 --> 00:17:04,670
This is so awkward.
436
00:17:18,084 --> 00:17:19,526
Everything good here?
437
00:17:19,527 --> 00:17:21,720
My sister let a boy touch her boob.
438
00:17:23,456 --> 00:17:24,757
It's not funny.
439
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:26,843
No, it's not funny, Grace.
440
00:17:28,285 --> 00:17:31,062
I was so happy that you
were being so supportive.
441
00:17:31,063 --> 00:17:33,205
It turns out you only wanted
me out of the house
442
00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:34,808
so that you could, you know...
443
00:17:34,809 --> 00:17:36,585
- Boob action.
- Yes, Nat.
444
00:17:36,586 --> 00:17:38,529
Thank you.
445
00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:40,473
You know what your mother
would say right now?
446
00:17:40,474 --> 00:17:42,750
Yes.
447
00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:44,169
Well?
448
00:17:45,653 --> 00:17:47,387
What would that be?
449
00:17:47,388 --> 00:17:48,950
You don't know?
450
00:17:48,951 --> 00:17:50,778
No, I have no idea.
451
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:53,014
Your mom and I had a very
strict division of labor.
452
00:17:53,015 --> 00:17:54,291
We were a team.
453
00:17:54,292 --> 00:17:56,819
She did discipline, I put toys together.
454
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,365
She did diapers, I did vomit.
455
00:17:58,366 --> 00:18:00,351
But this, what happened tonight?
456
00:18:00,352 --> 00:18:02,582
That would be her
sitting here right now.
457
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:03,900
I'm sorry, Dad.
458
00:18:03,901 --> 00:18:05,009
But...
459
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:06,703
I-I mean, you don't have to worry.
460
00:18:06,704 --> 00:18:08,706
- You know you can trust me.
- Yes.
461
00:18:09,177 --> 00:18:11,787
But I'm gonna watch you like a hawk.
462
00:18:11,788 --> 00:18:13,397
Fantastic.
463
00:18:14,558 --> 00:18:16,602
We're gonna have to
make some changes, guys.
464
00:18:17,056 --> 00:18:18,707
I mean, starting with me.
465
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:21,293
The way we've been living?
Dogs on the counter?
466
00:18:21,294 --> 00:18:22,581
- Uh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
467
00:18:22,582 --> 00:18:24,024
And, also, brownies for dinner?
468
00:18:24,025 --> 00:18:25,467
I mean, I'm 12 years old,
469
00:18:25,468 --> 00:18:27,211
and even I know that is messed up.
470
00:18:27,212 --> 00:18:28,780
Okay. Agreed.
471
00:18:28,781 --> 00:18:31,224
But we can do this.
472
00:18:31,225 --> 00:18:33,710
Hands right here.
473
00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:36,154
If we can make it
through this last year,
474
00:18:36,155 --> 00:18:38,533
we can make it through anything.
475
00:18:42,631 --> 00:18:44,574
I miss Mom.
476
00:18:44,575 --> 00:18:46,685
I miss her, too, kiddo.
477
00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,342
What keeps making that noise?
478
00:18:50,343 --> 00:18:51,460
Um, I don't know.
479
00:18:51,461 --> 00:18:52,929
- It's your dating app, isn't it?
- No, it's not.
480
00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:55,790
- Oh, yeah, give it to me. Give it to me.
- Uh-huh. Yes, it is.
481
00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:57,108
Oh. Oh.
482
00:18:57,109 --> 00:18:59,352
- We can do better than her.
- Let me see.
483
00:18:59,353 --> 00:19:01,537
"Oh, I'm gonna go drop my
kids off at the museum."
484
00:19:01,538 --> 00:19:03,147
Like, outside the grocery store...
485
00:19:05,384 --> 00:19:06,743
Behold!
486
00:19:06,744 --> 00:19:08,936
Wade's five-alarm chili!
487
00:19:11,089 --> 00:19:14,056
Wade, it is so good to
see you cooking again.
488
00:19:14,057 --> 00:19:15,666
- Thank you, Michelle.
- Mm-hmm.
489
00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:17,443
I really think that
I'm turning a corner.
490
00:19:17,444 --> 00:19:18,845
Mmm, what we got here?
491
00:19:18,846 --> 00:19:21,473
Uh, special recipe. No
more than two bowls each.
492
00:19:21,474 --> 00:19:22,624
- Ah!
- Okay. Enjoy.
493
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:23,817
- We won't.
- Enjoy.
494
00:19:23,818 --> 00:19:25,945
Mmm.
495
00:19:26,372 --> 00:19:28,148
You know what I forgot in all this?
496
00:19:28,149 --> 00:19:30,091
- Hmm?
- Wade is a terrible cook.
497
00:19:30,092 --> 00:19:31,510
He sucks.
498
00:19:33,785 --> 00:19:34,810
Ugh.
499
00:19:35,836 --> 00:19:37,462
Yeah.
500
00:19:37,974 --> 00:19:39,332
Andrew.
501
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,983
Y-Yes, sir?
502
00:19:40,984 --> 00:19:42,008
We're cool.
503
00:19:42,009 --> 00:19:44,326
Just, uh, sit right here.
504
00:19:44,327 --> 00:19:45,727
That's fair.
505
00:19:45,728 --> 00:19:47,062
Yeah.
506
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:49,885
Hey.
507
00:19:49,886 --> 00:19:51,829
- Hey. Hey, Delia.
- Hey, kiddo.
508
00:19:51,830 --> 00:19:53,773
So, you know,
509
00:19:53,774 --> 00:19:56,718
your dad tells me that you entered
510
00:19:56,719 --> 00:19:59,663
- the exploration phase of life, huh?
- Oh, God.
511
00:19:59,664 --> 00:20:01,148
No, no, no. There's nothing
512
00:20:01,149 --> 00:20:02,624
to feel ashamed or weird about.
513
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:03,650
This is very natural.
514
00:20:03,651 --> 00:20:05,010
You know, I'm a pediatrician,
515
00:20:05,011 --> 00:20:07,580
so I would love to just
unpack this with you.
516
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,557
Can I just have a pamphlet or something?
517
00:20:09,558 --> 00:20:10,582
No.
518
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:11,733
Okay.
519
00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:14,636
Now, there's a physiological
response for a lot of things.
520
00:20:14,637 --> 00:20:16,467
- Oh, God.
- Like when we get embarrassed,
521
00:20:16,468 --> 00:20:18,847
we start to sweat. And sometimes,
522
00:20:18,848 --> 00:20:22,092
when we get real turned-on...
523
00:20:22,093 --> 00:20:23,535
You might want to listen to this.
524
00:20:23,536 --> 00:20:25,187
Huh?
525
00:20:25,188 --> 00:20:27,464
♪ If you're feeling bad... ♪
526
00:20:27,465 --> 00:20:28,907
Hey, Wade.
527
00:20:28,908 --> 00:20:30,517
Oh, hey, Tracy.
528
00:20:30,518 --> 00:20:33,754
Mmm. This chili is... bomb.
529
00:20:33,755 --> 00:20:35,364
- Mmm.
- Oh, thank you.
530
00:20:35,365 --> 00:20:36,974
I'll, um, I'll send you the recipe.
531
00:20:36,975 --> 00:20:39,084
Oh, I-I'd rather you just...
532
00:20:39,085 --> 00:20:41,338
teach me how to make it.
533
00:20:43,706 --> 00:20:45,315
Oh.
534
00:20:45,316 --> 00:20:47,217
Uh, sure.
535
00:20:47,218 --> 00:20:48,368
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Why not?
536
00:20:48,369 --> 00:20:49,895
We can, we can figure something out.
537
00:20:49,896 --> 00:20:51,856
Mmm. Mm-hmm.
538
00:20:55,894 --> 00:20:59,338
Uh, hey, guys, can we, uh...
can we huddle up over here?
539
00:20:59,339 --> 00:21:02,825
I don't want to be that guy, but...
540
00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:06,812
I think Tracy Wilvers is really into me.
541
00:21:06,813 --> 00:21:09,215
You go back to her place!
We will watch your kids!
542
00:21:09,216 --> 00:21:11,050
- Why are you yelling at me?
- God, Forrest.
543
00:21:11,051 --> 00:21:13,161
It's Tracy Wilvers!
544
00:21:13,162 --> 00:21:15,689
Who is... just fine.
545
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,049
Go over there.
546
00:21:17,050 --> 00:21:18,640
I feel like you just need
to talk with her yourself.
547
00:21:18,641 --> 00:21:20,601
- Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
- Like, you can do that.
548
00:21:21,327 --> 00:21:22,477
Don't do that.
549
00:21:24,422 --> 00:21:26,716
- No, no, no, don't fist bump!
- And he blew it up.
550
00:21:26,717 --> 00:21:28,719
What is he doing?
551
00:21:35,610 --> 00:21:43,610
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