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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...

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KEMI:
So this is what we do.

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Chukwuemeka
and I get back together.

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And you have your happy son.

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So happy.Mm. Then,

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you and I will meet a series
of women

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to see who is fit
to bear your grandchildren.

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I can find no fault
with this arrangement.

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Kemi,

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we have chosen Morenike.

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You are a sweet girl.

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You came here to study.

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Do not jeopardize that.

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What do you mean?This whole

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Chukwuemeka situation is
a lot more complicated

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than they're telling you.

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I just came to
pick up a few things.

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Two Clif Bars

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and strawberry-flavored
lubricant?

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There was a sale on Clif Bars.

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What is going on?

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You are starting
a new life, and so am I.

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Hello, everybody.

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Hello, Kemi.

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This is Terrence.

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We work together
at the hospital.

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How you doing?

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Like your aftershave.

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Smells like
strawberries.

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Morning, morning,
morning!

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Working, working, working.

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Look at this from Chukwuemeka.

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This is his 16th text
this morning.

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He also left four voice mails

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in which you could tell
he had been crying.

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Poor Chukwuemeka.

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I know.

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[giggles]

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Look. This one was
from his mother.

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GLORIA: Whoa. You
got her in all caps.

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And she spelled "foul" wrong.Mm-hmm.

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How embarrassing.

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Hmm. Terrence.

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GLORIA:
Wait. Terrence

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from radiology?Yes.

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I dipped my pen in company ink.

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Well, technically,
his pen in my ink. Ooh.

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But I have hit it,

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and now I will quit it.

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[phone chimes]

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Hmm. Morenike.

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Hmm. The pretty girl
is desperate.

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♪ Block!

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You cannot get rid of me
that easy, Auntie.

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Ten bucks on
the little one.

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I will get my purse.

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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]

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I thought it would be better

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if we spoke privately
in my office.

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Please,

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pull up a tub of pickles.

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Chukwuemeka is devastated
by your display at church.

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Which I'm sure
was your intention.

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It was.

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And what is your plan now?

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That he and I live
happily ever after

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and you go away.

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Take a pickle for the road.

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I am not going to do that.

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You don't like pickles?

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If you succeed in
getting rid of me,

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do you really think
that will be the end of it?

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Yes.So,

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Chukwuemeka and his mother
will suddenly

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notwant him to have children?

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Yes.

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Auntie, this will
always be a problem.

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Unless you
find someone

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who will marry him,

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provide him
with children,

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and is still okay with him
having his Kemi on the side.

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And that person is you?

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Yes.

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Why would you agree to this?

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Because my parents
will not be satisfied

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until I am married
with children.

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But men do not interest me.

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I also find them boring,
but what are you going to do?

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Nothing... until I met you.

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Then I realized

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I could marry a man who gets
his companionship elsewhere.

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Hmm. You are only saying that
because you have yet

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to experience Chukwuemeka's
companionship.

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Again,
that does not interest me.

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Wait until you see him rise
out of the bathtub

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like a sudsy phoenix.

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I am not tempted by his bubbles.

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Because he's not your type?Yes.

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Because he is bald?Because he is a man.

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A tall man?Auntie.

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I like women.

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And apparently,
short, hairy men.

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And Friday is a federal holiday,

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which means, legally,
we cannot force people

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to work, but I have other ways.

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Just give the guys the day off.

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Do not worry. They cannot
trace this back to you.

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Listen to me, Goodwin.
No one's coming in on Friday.

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That you know of.

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All right, if there's nothing
else, let's have a good day.

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Oh, uh, actually,
I-I have something.

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Ugh.
Mom.

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Sorry. Continue.

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I would like to discuss

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increasing our social media
presence for the company.

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Ugh.

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See? It just comes out.Yeah.

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Research shows
that brand characters

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on social media are as effective
today as Tony The Tiger

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or the Pillsbury Doughboy
were on television.

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I loved that Doughboy.

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Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

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Well, then you are
gonna love this guy.

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Meet Max.
He's an irreverent,

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straight-shooting
compression sock

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who loves nothing more than

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to roast our competition
on Twitter.

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[as Max]:
Hey, Sock Depot,
you're cutting your prices?

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Try cutting your inventory,

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'cause it's trash.

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[both laugh]

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[sighing]:
Ah
[sighing]:
Ah.

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Christina, our customers
aren't exactly Internet savvy.

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That is our demo.

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Hey, I know the Internet.

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Wait. Is Facebook Internet?

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That idea is like a foot
in the other brands' sock.

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[as Max]:
It stinks.

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[Goodwin and Dottie laugh]

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Very clever, Mr. Wheeler.

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Nice shirt, Goodwin.

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I heard of casual
Fridays, but not

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"What the hell are you
wearing Wednesdays." [laughs]

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I will change my shirt.No.

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No, it's just
part of the bit.

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Ah. Very clever, Mr. Wheeler.

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A compression sock
with attitude.

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Now, that'san idea
that would work.

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That's exactly what I said.

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Honey, it can't always be
about you.

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Now support your brother's
nice idea.Yeah.

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Listen to that looney broad.

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[laughs]

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Hello.

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Oh, hey, Kofo. Mm.

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You were brilliant in there.

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Where?

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In the meeting.
Your sassy sock idea.

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Oh, yeah, it was all right.

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Bob made it better.

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All he did was pull
a sock off your hand

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and put it on his own.

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Yeah, but his hand is bigger,

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so his sock demanded
more respect.

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Christina, your
hand was perfect,

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and your idea was perfect.

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Christina?

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Sorry. [laughs]

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I am not used
to being validated,

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so my brain just had to reboot.

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[chuckles]

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Mine does that
at the store

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when they ask me,
"Paper or plastic?"

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Do not let your family
treat you like that.

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I too have been marginalized
by a cousin I work with.

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Oh. Goodwin?

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I would rather not say.

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Eventually I learned,

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nothing would change unless
I stood up for myself.

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Yeah, well, that takes
a very brave person.

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You can be just as brave.

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Oh, my.

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Look at her Facebook page.

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Not one picture with a boy.

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Because Morenike is a good girl.

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Or she's good withgirls.

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How could she be gay?
She's Nigerian.

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I don't think you understand
how serious this is.

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In Nigeria, it is illegal.

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Oh, I see. It's outlawed.

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That means it
doesn't exist.

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Exactly.Well, I have

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certainly never met
a gay Nigerian.

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Because if anybody knew,
they'd be arrested.

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[sighs]
Look, let's say for a minute,

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you were gay in Nigeria.

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But I'm not.

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Hypothetically,
what would you do?

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I would flee the country
to avoid prison, obviously.

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You still need to hide it
from your family,

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or you will be disowned.

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So maybe as a cover, you'd
agree to a sham marriage

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to a bald pharmacist
with a horrible mother

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and a crazy girlfriend.

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That could work.

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There you go.

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There what goes?

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Really? She's gay!

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[laughs]Max is trolling
Dr. Scholl's.

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Ew. What is that?I said

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Dr. Scholl's is diagnosing
skin conditions,

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and now everybody's sending him
pictures of their rashes.

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Ugh. That's disgusting.
Scroll down.

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Have Max say you can get high
smoking their insoles.

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[laughs]Is that true?

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Who cares?
It's all about the clicks, baby.

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[knocking]

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Good. You're all here.

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May I address the family?

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Ugh.Douglas.

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What? I was looking
at the rashes.

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I just wanted
to let you all know

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that I'm not going
to be here tomorrow.

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Another one
of your mental health days?

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'‘Cause they're not
helping, honey.

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I am taking the day

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to explore new
employment opportunities

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outside of MaxDot.

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I feel
I am underappreciated here

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and would like to find

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a place that...

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values me.

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Honey, you are very important
to this company.

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You're an essential part
of this team.

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You do so much for us.

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Like what?

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Huh?

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What do I do
for the company, Bob?

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Lots.

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Right, Mom?

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She asked you.

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Douglas?

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I have no idea.

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This is great feedback. Thanks.

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Come on.

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What do you really want here?

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To be seen and heard.

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I can't do that.

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But I can do a new title.

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Mom, you can't just
throw money at this problem.

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I didn't say money.
I said title.

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[door opens]

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E kaale.

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E kaale, Abishola.We are about
to take a pound cake

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to the new tenant in 206.

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Do you remember what
I always told you?

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Ugh. Be nice to the
neighbors when they move in,

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and they will supply you
with gossip for many years.

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[laughs]
If we feed him enough cake,

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he will sing like a chubby bird.

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[chuckling]

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May I get you some tea, Auntie?

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Ah. No, thank you.

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Um, please, sit with me.

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00:11:11,018 --> 00:11:14,021
Auntie Olu told me you
joined the church choir.

266
00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:17,894
Oh, yes. The pastor said I sang
"Joyful, Joyful" so well,

267
00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,417
he wept into his stew.

268
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,506
Oh. That's wonderful.

269
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,508
You know, it's important
to have the support

270
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:26,076
of the community when you
first move to this country.Yes.

271
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,817
I am so thankful for it.

272
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:30,341
Then you should
be very careful.

273
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:31,952
Regarding?

274
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:34,737
I know you are...

275
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:36,826
[whispering]:
gay.

276
00:11:38,175 --> 00:11:40,351
Don't worry. I will
not tell anyone.

277
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,832
I would appreciate that.Mm-hmm.

278
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,966
I think you are smart with this
whole Chukwuemeka arrangement.

279
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:48,011
It is the best way
to protect yourself.

280
00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,796
Yes, Auntie.

281
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:53,451
Ah. You know how traditional
Nigerians can be.

282
00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,497
It is better to
keep it secret.

283
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,978
You think it is best
I stay in the closet?

284
00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,980
Closets are very safe places.

285
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,547
It is where I would hide
if there was an intruder

286
00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:05,420
or-or a tornado.

287
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:08,379
Yes, Auntie.Mm.

288
00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:09,554
You remember Uncle Mobo?

289
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,382
Yeah.Mm-hmm. At first,

290
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:13,254
people suspected
he was like you.

291
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:16,605
Then he got married, and
all the rumors stopped.

292
00:12:16,648 --> 00:12:20,391
Soon, he had a good job
and six wonderful children.

293
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,393
Was he happy?Who knows?

294
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:24,744
Every time I saw
him, he was drunk.

295
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:29,096
But he was a well-respected
family man.

296
00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,751
And that is what
is important.

297
00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,883
Yes, Auntie.Mm.

298
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,233
So, how is school going?

299
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,932
I got a "B" in chemistry.

300
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:43,066
Maybe that should also
stay in the closet.

301
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,777
It is so nice
to have everyone here together.

302
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,953
Is it?
I still do not understand

303
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,825
why sheneeds
to be a part of this.

304
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,522
It's not important
that you understand.

305
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:07,395
It's important
that I am a part of this.

306
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,050
I would like to make a toast.

307
00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:13,096
To my Mumzy Wumzy.

308
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,795
To my Kemi Bear.

309
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:17,884
And to...

310
00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:20,016
...you.

311
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,409
Morenike.

312
00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:22,976
I know.

313
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,413
Thanks to you,
I will soon have

314
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,589
more grandchildren
than my sister.

315
00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:28,851
How many does she have?

316
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,026
Only seven.

317
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,202
Only.

318
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,638
Oh. Okay.

319
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:36,032
Eh. Cheers.

320
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,468
KEMI: Cheers.OGECHI: I pray

321
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,557
that the children have
your beautiful hair.

322
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:42,560
And my son's
perfect cheekbones.

323
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,649
And my eyes.

324
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,129
I do not think
that is possible.

325
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,044
You never know.

326
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:50,133
Maybe I could stare at your
belly while you are pregnant.

327
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:51,874
Huh.OGECHI:
I will name

328
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,920
the firstborn, obviously.

329
00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:56,313
If it is a boy, Chidi.

330
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:57,314
Hmm.

331
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,142
If it is a girl, Ngozi.

332
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:02,363
I've always
liked Connor.

333
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,715
Chidi Connor Chukwuemeka.

334
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:08,282
It has a nice ring.Mm.

335
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,023
What do you
think, Morenike?

336
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,288
I cannot do this.

337
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,944
Well... it doesn't
have to be Connor!

338
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:21,164
I also like Chad!

339
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,866
What exactly did you say to her?

340
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,432
Huh. The truth.

341
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:30,695
That if she wants
to be happy, she should

342
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,654
never let anyone
find out who she is.

343
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,351
That is excellent advice.

344
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,701
Why would she not
listen to that?

345
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,790
Hi, Kemi.
Can I offer you a drink?

346
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,792
Can you not see we are talking?

347
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:44,971
But, yes, a mochaccino with
almond milk and a little nutmeg.

348
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,015
Really?

349
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:46,886
Yes, really.

350
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:49,976
Without Morenike,

351
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,542
I will have
to do the impossible

352
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,370
and find another
Nigerian lesbian.

353
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:56,025
Ugh. And they do
not grow on trees.

354
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:59,028
What's this now?
Morenike's gay?

355
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,248
Focus on my coffee, Bob.

356
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,511
Hang on. I mean, if she's gay,

357
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,817
why was she involved
with Chukwuemeka at all?

358
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,471
To make her
family happy.

359
00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:08,690
And more importantly,

360
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,431
me happy.

361
00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:11,954
If you ask me,
if she doesn't want

362
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,477
to get married,
that's her choice.

363
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:16,437
No one's asking you
for anything but coffee.

364
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,918
I'm just saying,
you got divorced,

365
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,050
you married a white
American dude.

366
00:15:21,094 --> 00:15:23,226
You didn't play
by anyone else's rules.

367
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,967
You were true
to yourself, always.

368
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,751
This situation
is different, Bob.

369
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,231
What about you?

370
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:31,278
You date who you want,
you say what you think,

371
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,627
you show up at somebody's house

372
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,281
demanding
a mocha-freakin'-ccino.

373
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:37,980
Which, clearly,
I will never get.

374
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,416
You're both strong women

375
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,070
who live your lives
on your own terms.

376
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,159
Now, if you can do it,
why not Morenike?

377
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,945
Because she's a Nigerian gay.

378
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:48,077
And she's the only one.BOB:
Oh, come on.

379
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,122
That can't be...

380
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,254
She's the only one!

381
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,526
What the hell is that?

382
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,919
CHRISTINA:
My resignation letter.

383
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,268
You want to talk about it?

384
00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:07,618
God, no. That's why
I wrote you the letter.

385
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,580
Come in here.

386
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:15,278
God. Can we not make
a big thing out of this?

387
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:18,934
It is a big thing. You're
quitting the family business.

388
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:24,026
No, I am exploring new
and exciting opportunities.

389
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,201
What opportunities?

390
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,986
I don't know yet.

391
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,075
But I know they are new
and exciting.

392
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:33,035
Well, maybe just stay on
until you figure it out.

393
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:35,298
[sighs]
Let's be honest.

394
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,909
I don't think
I'll ever figure it out.

395
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:42,784
And if I don't leave now,
I-I don't think I ever will.

396
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,787
Well...

397
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,919
then you got to go.

398
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:51,097
You're accepting
my letter of resignation?

399
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:54,578
No. I'm accepting your

400
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:57,755
"exploration of new
and exciting opportunities."

401
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,714
Thanks, Bob.

402
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,415
This feels good.

403
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:07,330
And really, really scary.

404
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,940
You're gonna do great.

405
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,942
Thanks.

406
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,249
I'm gonna go tell Mom.

407
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:15,338
Okay.

408
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,650
[sighs]

409
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:26,001
DOTTIE:
Are you insane?!
You'll die out there!

410
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,100
Hello, Morenike. Kaasan.

411
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,667
Hello, Aunties.

412
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,669
I threatened you.

413
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:44,193
What?This is your cover story.

414
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:47,501
I threatened you, and this is
why you left our arrangement.

415
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,503
There were no other
personal reasons.

416
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:53,376
No need to mention
your... lesbian-ity.

417
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:57,119
Although, it is your life,
and if you feel like you must...

418
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,381
I am not ready for that.

419
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,383
Oh, thank God.

420
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:03,430
Whatever happens,
we are on your side.

421
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,996
Even if we do not
understand it.

422
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,696
Which we don't
and never will.

423
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:12,091
Thank you, Aunties.

424
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:20,664
I mean, I know
how it works.

425
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,666
I went to an
all-girls school.

426
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,495
After lights out, we
would fumble in the dark.

427
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,497
Kemi!Relax!

428
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:30,021
We were preparing
ourselves for men.

429
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,334
BOB:
I don't know if you guys know

430
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,119
what's been going on.

431
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,511
Christina has left,

432
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:42,556
and her position has

433
00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:44,035
become available.

434
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,081
We all got her beautiful
resignation letter.

435
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,214
Several people
were inconsolable.

436
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:49,476
Just one people.

437
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:51,695
Of course,

438
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:54,481
now you will need to replace
her with someone qualified,

439
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:57,614
who has great knowledge of
the workings of the company.

440
00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,007
That's exactly right.

441
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,704
I usually am.

442
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,271
Congratulations, Kofo.

443
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,316
Excuse me?

444
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:05,318
Mr. Wheeler, you said "Kofo."

445
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,842
My name is Goodwin.

446
00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:12,151
I know, but Kofo came up
with the outlet store idea.

447
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,327
Plus, he worked with
Christina rebranding

448
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:17,634
our socks, and she left him
a glowing recommendation.

449
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,636
That was very lovely of her.

450
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,203
You want Kofo?

451
00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:23,510
The Kofo that sleeps
in my garage?

452
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,512
Yes, Goodwin.

453
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:28,167
We need you down on the floor.
You're our guy.

454
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,777
Your floor guy.

455
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:30,865
Exactly.

456
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,519
And Kofo is your

457
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,347
office-with-a-view-
of-the-parking-lot guy?

458
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,784
You can also see
the Petco.

459
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,224
Well, there is nothing
for me to say, but

460
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:45,532
congratulations,
and I quit.

461
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,055
Goodwin, wait.

462
00:19:47,098 --> 00:19:49,275
Good luck.

463
00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:50,841
Now I feel terrible.

464
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,539
[door closes]I do, too.

465
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:55,585
Thank you so much
for this opportunity.

466
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,897
I have reconsidered.

467
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:06,117
I just remember, I have a child
in private school.

468
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,771
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