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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...

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KEMI:
So this is what we do:

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Chukwuemeka and I get
back together,

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and you have your happy son.

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So happy.

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Then, you and I will need
to see the women

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to see who is fit
to bear your grandchildren.

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Wait, what?
Shh.

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Why would you get any say in
who this new woman should be?

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The same reason you get a say.

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I am his mother.

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And I am his Kemi.

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Do I get a say?

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So, what do you think, Auntie?

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I can find no fault
with this arrangement.

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Oh, we have not met.

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I am Chukwuemeka.
This is Morenike.

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A cousin of Abishola staying
with her family.

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It is wonderful to meet you.

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You as well.

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Are you as student?
Yes.

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At Wayne State.

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I went to Wayne State.

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I'm studying to become
a pharmacist.

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Uh-uh, you are kidding.

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I am a pharmacist.

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It must be fate that we met.

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(chuckles):
Yes.

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What are the odds you'd meet
another failed doctor?

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My little Puff Puff,
I need your magic hands.

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There's a knot in my neck.

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I would worry more about
that hump on your back.

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Oh. Hello, Auntie.

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I thought I felt the temperature
drop a few degrees.

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I tried to tell you
Mummy was here,

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but you were singing Tina Turner
so loud.

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Because that is the only way
to sing Tina Turner.

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I thought you had Bible study.
What happened?

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Did you finish the book?

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Tonight I will be doing
God's work here.

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Then I will let you two
and God get to it.

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We have chosen
who will be

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the mother of Chukwuemeka's
children.

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I thought we decided
we'd make that choice together.

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I thought that, too,
but you seem

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to find a flaw
in everyone I suggest.

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I did not realize you wanted
your son to settle

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for someone less than perfect.

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He already has.

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Oh, it's not his fault, a boy
cannot choose his own mother.

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(groans) Stop fighting.

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Please sit. Please sit.

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Kemi, my love,

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I know you want
what is best for me.

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Mm-hmm.

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So please do not be angry
straightaway.

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At least give it
a chance.

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This girl is from
a prestigious family.

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She is studious,

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devoutly religious.

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And, most importantly, does not

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have any sons
the same age as Chukwuemeka.

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Funmbi is six months younger!

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Kemi, we have chosen Morenike.

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Abishola's cousin.

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Oh. I see.

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And have you spoken to her
about this?

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Not yet, we were going to
bring it up in church.

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Well, that's good.

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I'm so happy she's going again.

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She was angry with God
for such a long time.

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What are you talking about?

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Oh, she didn't tell you?

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I shouldn't say anything.

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Why was she angry with God?

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Well, you didn't
hear this from me,

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but she has been married before.

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To the Dark Prince.

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The Fallen Angel.

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Satan!

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Nonsense.

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May God strike me down

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if I am lying.

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There you go.

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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)

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You're still here?

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Everybody's gone for the day.

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I hate bringing work
home with me.

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I'll sleep a lot better
knowing this is done.

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You know, when you got demoted
to the warehouse floor,

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I didn't think
your ego could take it,

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but I was wrong.

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Sometimes people
surprise you, Bob.

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Hmm.

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Anyway, for my next company car,
should I

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go Camaro SS
or stick with a Corvette?

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This is what
you've been working on?

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For two days.

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I'm so stressed,
I almost called in sick.

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Let me help you.

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You're not getting
a new company car.

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So we're extending the lease

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on the one I've got now?
No.

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We're buying it out?
No.

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I don't see any other option.

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You're not management anymore.

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If I get you a company car,

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I'm gonna have to get one
for everybody.

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That's really generous of you.

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It's not happening, bud.

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Look, I get it.

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As my boss, you can't be seen
giving me special treatment.

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Exactly.

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But as my big brother...

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As your big brother,
no car, idiot.

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You struck an employee!

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I'm telling Mom!

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Abishola.

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What is the medical term
for webbed feet?

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Syndactyly.

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Thank you.

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What are you doing?

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I'm creating
a fake Wikipedia page

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about Morenike's family.

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They are a sickly bunch.

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I am part of Morenike's family.

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Oh, good.
I can put "gigantism" in there.

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Why are you doing all this?

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I have to convince Ogechi

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that Chukwuemeka is marrying
a genetic dud.

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I think that is a terrible idea.

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What choice do I have?

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I am fighting for
the love of my life.

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By spreading lies
on the Internet?

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What else is the Internet for?

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Boy, the things that go on
under that wig.

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I am sorry, Gloria,
but I am desperate.

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And if either of you
cared about me at all,

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you would give me the medical
term for overly large ears.

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Macrotia.

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Thank you.
(typing)

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I will pair that
with "tiny head disease."

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Microcephaly.

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Stop helping her!
(typing)

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Hold still.

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It stings.

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Do not be such a baby.

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Last week, someone on the floor
lost a finger.

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I did not hear about that.

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And as long as I am safety
manager, no one ever will.

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Just got my paycheck.

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I don't know
how you guys do it.

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Do what?

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You know, live on,
you know, this.

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You have to be frugal.

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I don't know what that is.

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It is very simple.

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In life, there are things
that you need to survive,

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and things that bring you joy.

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Remove all joy.

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Then what's the point of living?

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I do not recommend asking
yourself that question.

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You do not need to buy joy,

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it is everywhere.

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A quiet sunrise,

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a warm summer breeze,

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a discarded joke book
you find on the sidewalk.

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You found that book
on the sidewalk?

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I think it found me.

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Look, it's easy
for you guys to say,

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you were born into... frugacity?

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Fru... frugaliciousness?

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GOODWIN:
Frugality.

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And I grew up with money.

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My father was a judge.

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Really?

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What happened?

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I decided to forgo
my father's wealth

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and come to this country
to make my own way.

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(sighs) Whoops.

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I support my family,

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I own my own home,

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and I enjoy my work.

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What else is there?

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So much, you have no idea.

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You made the same choice I did,
Douglas.

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What do you mean?

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You left your cushy office job,

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to make an honest living
on the warehouse floor.

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Well, my mom made me do it.

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But you did it.

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And now you have
the pride that comes

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with making
an honest living.

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Standing on your own two feet.

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(chuckles):
Yeah. I guess I do.

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Huh.

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Thanks, guys.

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(both chuckle)

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That was nice, what you said.

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It was nonsense.

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More tea, Chukwuemeka?

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Yes, please.

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Such a lovely girl.

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AUNTIE OLU:
Yes.

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She also cooks, cleans

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and has all of her
original teeth.

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Just like her uncle.

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I thought you had a bridge.

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And you have seven fillings.

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There, all our secrets are out.

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Oh, e kaale, everyone.

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(others respond)
E kaale, Abishola.

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Your mail is
on the table there.

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Oh, thank you for keeping it.
Mm-hmm.

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And opening it.

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Congratulations on
your new credit card limit.

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Very exciting.

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Morenike,
I insist that you come

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to Nigeria with Chukwuemeka
and me next month.

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But, Auntie, I have school.

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You will do it online.

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Mummy, please.

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There is no need to rush this.

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You're already behind on
giving me my grandchildren.

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There will have to be
twins to catch up.

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Those also run in our family.

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Who has a twin?
My uncle.

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He ate his twin in the womb.

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Must you air
all our dirty laundry?

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(chuckles)

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Look at us.
Carpool buddies.

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(chuckles)
Uh-huh.

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So, how was your day?

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You were there.
Well...

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I was there,

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but I wasn't there.

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(chuckles)
(groans)

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Come on, Mom.

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You know, we can't squander
these precious minutes.

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We don't know how many Tuesdays
with Dottie we have left.

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I've got plenty
of Tuesdays left.

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Sure.

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(phone rings)

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Oh. Hey, Douglas. What's up?

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Where are you?

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Driving Mom home.

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You forget something?

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I don't think so.

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Me! I don't have a car!

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Oh, shoot, that's right.

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I'm sorry.

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You gonna come back and get me?

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Well-- (sighs)

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Can't you just take an Uber?

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I don't make that kind of
money anymore!

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I'm frugal!

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You're a smart boy, Douglas.

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Figure out a way to get home.

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Hang on.

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Goodwin,
is the forklift street-legal?

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GOODWIN:
No.

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DOUGLAS:
I'm out of ideas, Christina!

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Just hang up on him.
Really?

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You have my permission.

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(chuckles)

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Christina?

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Good luck, Douglas!

268
00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,077
(laughing)

269
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,051
Do you need help?

270
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,586
Oh. No, thank you, Auntie.

271
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:22,189
Ah. You know you do not
have to call me Auntie.

272
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,491
Ah. I must respect my elders,

273
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:26,459
or my mother will reach
across the ocean

274
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,361
and hit me with her shoe.
(chuckles)

275
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,697
Okay.

276
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,999
Well, as an elder,
may I give you some advice?

277
00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:33,366
Of course.

278
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,335
You are a sweet girl.

279
00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:38,105
You came here to study.
Do not jeopardize that.

280
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,707
What do you mean?

281
00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:42,209
This whole Chukwuemeka situation
is a lot more complicated

282
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,111
than they are telling you.

283
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,512
There's another party involved.

284
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,180
You mean Kemi.

285
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,381
You know about her?

286
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,616
Of course.

287
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,418
And do not worry,
she will not be a problem.

288
00:10:51,518 --> 00:10:53,520
(scoffs)
I don't think you understand.

289
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,555
Kemi is always a problem.

290
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,591
You do not want her as an enemy.

291
00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,994
Perhaps she does not want me
as an enemy.

292
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,629
You?

293
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:06,399
Back home, whenever
a snake got in the house,

294
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,335
I was the one
to take care of it.

295
00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:11,138
Others were too scared.

296
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:15,075
But I knew, all you have
to do is be patient, eh?

297
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,410
Let the snake
believe it is safe,

298
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,580
and then in one swift motion,

299
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,581
chop off its head.

300
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,516
(kettle whistling)

301
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,522
Would you like some more tea?

302
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,491
Auntie?

303
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,335
Oh, hello, Kemi.
Chukwuemeka.

304
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,738
I just came to pick up
a few things.

305
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,074
Two Clif Bars...

306
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,677
And strawberry-flavored
lubricant?

307
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,445
There was a sale on Clif Bars.

308
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,482
And the strawberry lubricant?

309
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,785
Oh. That is for my next lover.

310
00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:01,321
Or lovers.
I like to keep my options open.

311
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,123
What is going on?

312
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,994
You are starting a new life,
and so am I.

313
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:10,363
Ooh. I have coupons.

314
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,266
Shouldn't we talk about this?

315
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,467
There's nothing to talk about.

316
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,236
Your mother has
made up her mind.

317
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,105
You will marry Morenike

318
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:21,008
and have dull children
with giant ears.

319
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,977
But I still want to be with you.

320
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,479
Well, you cannot have my cake
and eat it, too.

321
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,082
I'd like a bag, please.

322
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:29,682
Paper or plastic?

323
00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,551
Plastic!

324
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,188
How about we honeymoon
in Greece?

325
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,357
Oh, I love a gyro.

326
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:40,627
So you are picking our honeymoon
based on a sandwich?

327
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,229
Not just the sandwich.

328
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:45,232
The history, the
architecture, the beaches.

329
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,100
I thought you hated beaches.

330
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,701
Well, I did about
50 pounds ago.

331
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,570
But now I want to
strut my stuff.

332
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:52,572
You know they have nude beaches.

333
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:55,208
Eating a gyro in
my birthday suit.

334
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,510
(phone chimes)
Now that's a honeymoon.

335
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,013
(groans)
Everything okay?

336
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,248
Kemi is upset.

337
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,250
And the sky is blue.

338
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,584
What'd she do this time?

339
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,553
This one is not entirely
her fault.

340
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,355
Wait, no, actually it is.

341
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,622
(chuckles)
(chimes)

342
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:12,225
Here's an idea,
maybe sit this one out.

343
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,560
Oh, what are you talking about?

344
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,229
I'm just saying Kemi's got
a lot of problems.

345
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:17,664
Catch her on the next one.

346
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,967
I can't. She is my friend.
I have to help her.

347
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,202
Do you?

348
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,504
You know, when I was a kid,
every year my friends would

349
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,139
drag me to this
haunted corn maze.

350
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,240
It was horrifying.

351
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,109
Hands coming
through the stalks,

352
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,643
clowns with chainsaws.

353
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,045
Were there real ghosts?

354
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,446
No.

355
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,715
So why were you scared?

356
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,417
I was ten, but that's
not the point.

357
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,386
(groans)
Ten is old enough to know.

358
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,488
Can I finish my
story, please?

359
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,123
Continue.

360
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,624
After a few years,

361
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,094
I realized I didn't have
to go through the maze.

362
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,129
I could just duck out,
grab a taffy apple,

363
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,630
and meet my buddies
by the exit.

364
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:54,701
So, Kemi's love life is
a haunted corn maze?

365
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:57,470
And she's the clown
with the chainsaw.

366
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,311
I am not a manipulative person,

367
00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:06,013
but it's hard to do nothing

368
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,680
when you see people
making bad decisions

369
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:08,748
and ruining their lives.

370
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,653
Your Chewbacca dude doesn't know
what he's losing.

371
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,956
Chukwuemeka.

372
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,125
Yeah, I'm never gonna get that.

373
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,460
You know, I'm going through
something very similar

374
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,528
right now with my Corvette.

375
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,430
How is that similar?

376
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,698
I was forced to give up
something that I love.

377
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,501
It wasn't sexual
like your relationship,

378
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,504
but I did have sex in it.

379
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,574
Not easy.

380
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,176
It was very tight.

381
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,478
Even when you were alone.

382
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,282
I suppose Chukwuemeka is
a bit like a Corvette.

383
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:46,586
Sexy, powerful,
a fun ride.

384
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:49,522
But at the same time,
it's a gas guzzler.

385
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:50,991
Mm.

386
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,725
If Chukwuemeka eats
even a little cheese,

387
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:55,528
his body backfires
like an old tractor.

388
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,232
The Vette didn't even have
a rear camera.

389
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,135
Was constantly bumping into
trash cans and short people.

390
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,072
Hmm. And nobody would
call Chukwuemeka

391
00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:07,975
the sharpest razor in
the CVS men's grooming aisle.

392
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:08,976
(chuckles)

393
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,710
There you go.

394
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,445
Chewbacca, Corvettes.

395
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,481
We're better off without 'em.

396
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:17,617
Maybe so. Hmm.

397
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,153
(rings)
(groans)

398
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,688
It's my stop.

399
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,090
Nice talking to you.

400
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,492
And you.
What is your stop?

401
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,295
I don't have one.
I gave the driver my address.

402
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,563
Okay.

403
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,434
I got to tell you,

404
00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,069
I think I've become
a better Christian

405
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,437
since coming to this church.

406
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,638
That's wonderful.

407
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,740
Why do you think that is?

408
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,475
The singing? The praying?

409
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,477
Honestly,
I think it's the food.

410
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,746
I could get baptized
in that soup.

411
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,116
Hello, Bob.

412
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,550
Hello, Abishola.

413
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:51,551
Hello, Auntie.
Auntie.

414
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,586
Where is that old woman

415
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,488
that you fraternize with?

416
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,757
Old woman?
Easy. Easy.

417
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,993
I have not seen Kemi today.

418
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,362
And praise God for that.

419
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:04,331
Good morning, Auntie.

420
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,199
Morenike.

421
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,401
Have you killed any snakes
lately?

422
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:11,371
There was one,
but I scared it away.

423
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,273
There's snakes in this church?

424
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,442
Hello, everybody.

425
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,045
God is good. Hmm?

426
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:21,214
Hello, Kemi.
Who is your friend?

427
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,017
Sure, let's
call him my "friend."

428
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,485
This is Terrence.

429
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,254
We work together
at the hospital.

430
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:30,323
Hello.
How you doing?

431
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:32,425
I like your aftershave.
Smells like strawberries.

432
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:44,637
See?

433
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,306
Not so bad.

434
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,241
And nobody's stabbing anybody.

435
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,709
Okay. We didn't think that,
Douglas.

436
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,511
Well, I did. That's why...

437
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,147
I'm not carrying
any cash!

438
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,551
Really? So I got to
pay your fares?

439
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,321
How much is it, a dime?

440
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,156
(groans):
Oh, my God!

441
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,628
Sorry. It should work.

442
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,097
I put money on it yesterday.

443
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,064
Don't worry about it.

444
00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,932
I have cash.

445
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,601
Relax. It's on me.

446
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,204
I saw you help out that rich
old lady and her daughter.

447
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,607
You do what you can.

448
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,342
You can always
tell the people

449
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,311
who've never
ridden a bus before.

450
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,347
They act like they're going
on a poor person safari.
(scoffs)

451
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,383
Their entitlement's disgusting.

452
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:31,984
Olivia.

453
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,421
Douglas.

454
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:35,955
Actually, Doug.

455
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,324
Down-to-earth Doug.

456
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,326
That's what my buddies...

457
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,261
in the warehouse call me.

458
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,029
(chuckles)
Where I work.

459
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:46,199
You know, with my hands.

460
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,000
(whispers):
Everything is so sticky.

461
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,202
Do you have a wet wipe?

462
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:52,572
No, because
I don't have a purse!

463
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:57,110
(sighs)
Those weirdos are
making me uncomfortable.

464
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,546
You mind giving me your number
in case they try to follow me

465
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:00,680
when I get off the bus?

466
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,282
I'm not gonna do that.

467
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,051
(chuckles)
Was worth a try.

468
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,287
Guess you'll just have to
ride again tomorrow

469
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,122
so I know you're okay.

470
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,225
I guess I will.

471
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,694
'Cause I don't have a car.

472
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,430
And I take the bus.

473
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,998
To my job.

474
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:23,236
At a warehouse.

475
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,208
Bus driver seems cute.

476
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:29,108
Don't talk to me,
don't talk to me,

477
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,343
don't talk to me.

478
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:41,421
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