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Previously
on Bob Hearts Abishola...

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Hello?

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E karo, Abishola.

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We need to talk about Dele's

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travel arrangements.

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I think it's best if Dele stays
in Nigeria with me.

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You would have him miss
his own mother's wedding?

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Actually...

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I was talking
about more than a wedding.

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I think he should stay here
for the foreseeable future.

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Put Dele on!

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I know this is hard to hear,

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but this is where he belongs.

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Tayo!

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Put my son on the phone
right now!

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Hold on.

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What's going on?

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He's trying to keep Dele
in Nigeria.

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For the wedding?

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Forever.

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Oluwa mi o.

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Hey.

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We're gonna
bring Dele home.

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Yes. We are.

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I don't want you to worry.

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Olu and I will be there
to fight for you.

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Isn't that right, Olu?

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Shh! I'm watching The Avengers.

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(indistinct chatter)

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Ooh, steamy, huh?

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It is Africa, Bob.

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So, what's the plan?
Settle in, shower, get Dele?

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Take another shower?

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We are going straight to Dele.

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I was trying to do you
a favor, but okay.

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Bob, did you perhaps
pack a scarf

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or a concealing hat
you could wear?

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Uncle, it's 105
degrees in here.

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It's taking all my
willpower to keep pants on.

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It is too late, he has already
caught the eye of the guard.

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Because I'm not
wearing a scarf?

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Because you are
the only white person here.

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They're profiling me.
Well, I guess it's only fair

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I get a taste
of it for once.

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Oh, no, your white privilege

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is still accepted
here in Nigeria.

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Like a Platinum Card.

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Sir, please step
out of line.

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No problem, okay.
All right.

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Bob Wheeler.

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Open the bag, sir.

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Tunde, do something.

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Uh, sir, I can vouch
for this man.

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Okay, then you can
also open your bag.

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Young man,
I am Nigerian.

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I know what
this is all about.

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I will not be bribing
my way into my own country.

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In fact, I was born
in this very building.

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My mother's
water broke exactly

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in the spot you are
standing now.

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Is that so?

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Because this airport
was built in 1979.

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Open your case.

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Just for the record, I think
you're doing a bang-up job.

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("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing)

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I cannot believe you!

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Nigerians never pay
the airport bribe.

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You didn't pay it, I did.

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But I was with you.

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Now I am a sucker
by proxy.

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(groans) Where's Auntie?

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Getting transportation
for her and Uncle.

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Wait, we aren't going together?

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We have to stop and pick up
gifts for our relatives.

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Didn't you send Dele with, like,
four suitcases worth of stuff?

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Yes, but if a child
brought four,

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imagine what is
expected of us.

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(horn honking)

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AUNTIE OLU: Tunde?

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We will meet you
at your mother's house.

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Go!

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Welcome to Lagos, Bob!

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Go!

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You know, even just
a Wet Wipe would be great.

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("Tumbum" by Yemi Alade playing)

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How you doing today?

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Wonderful. God don
butter my bread.

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Yeah, we're feeling pretty
buttered back here, too.

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I'm Bob.

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Welcome to Nigeria, Bob.

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I am Ade.
Anything you two need, call me.

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Day, night, anytime.

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Oh...

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Thank you, we'll be fine.

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♪ ♪

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It's all so beautiful.

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ADE:
It is.

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You must take time
to explore our city.

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But listen well well.

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Never go by yourself.

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And trust nobody.

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Except you, right?

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Have you heard nothing I said?
Nobody!

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Hey, madame,
watch out for him.

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I am aware of
his weaknesses.

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Hey, I'm not helpless.

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I've traveled the world before.

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But if your kidnappers
hear you speak Mandarin,

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they will double
your ransom.

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If our projections
hold true,

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we have
a real opportunity here.

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So I am recommending
increased production

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of the Colorful Compression line
for quarter four.

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(overlapping chatter)

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What an exciting strategy,
Goodwin!

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Does anyone want
to split an everything?

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Oh, I do.

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I have already
"split everything"

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into easily readable diagrams.

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Oh, I'm sorry,
we're just...

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we're a little preoccupied
thinking about Bob and Abishola.

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And sweet little Dele.

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We're eating our feelings.

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Perhaps the best thing
we can do for Mr. Wheeler

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is keep the company
afloat while he's away.

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That makes sense.

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Okay, so everyone turn

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to page five to discuss
our new tax strategy.

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As you can see,
we are deferring our income.

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Are those capers
or raisins?

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Oh, capers.

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(gasps) Gimme!

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(groans)
I do not like capers.

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Why not?

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Too salty.

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That is the point of a caper!

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("Johnny" by Yemi Alade playing)

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I will start
on the immediate family.

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You handle cousins,
neighbors,

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and the cousin's
neighbors.

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Look at these poor souls.

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They have no idea

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the master negotiator,
Tunde the Unblinking

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walks amongst them.

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We do not have time
to play your games.

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It's too late.

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The game has already begun.

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(scoffs)

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(American accent):
Howdy-doo, I'm Brad Anderson.

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Good afternoon,
Mr. Brad Anderson.

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Yeah, I-I'm a bit confused.

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May-Maybe you can help me.

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Of course.

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Well, back home in Des Moines,
Iowa, at our local mall,

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well, they put little
price tags on everything.

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I-I don't see any price tags.

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(chuckles)

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How does this work?

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It's very simple, sir.

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You tell me what you want
and I tell you the price.

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Ah, well, it seems
that you could set different

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prices for different people.

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Ah, only the best for you,
Mr. Brad.

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Awesome!

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How much are those headphones?

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For you,

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my honored American friend,

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just 90,000 naira.

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That is a price
I would happily pay.

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Uh-oh.

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Mr. Brad?

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No. I have fooled you.

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You are in the presence

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of Tunde... the Unblinking.

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This is some spread.

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Does the gentleman you are
having problems with work here?

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He owns it.

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All of it?

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We will wait until nightfall,
hop over the wall,

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find Dele, and make our escape.

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You know I will do anything
in my power to help you.

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"Hopping" is not
in my power.

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We will do whatever it takes.

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Tayo will not stop us
from finding Dele.

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Oh, hang on.
We're being waved in.

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Are we still waiting
for nightfall, madame?

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Just drive.

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Where is my son?

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Kaasan, Abishola, Bob.

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Where is Dele?!

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He is in his room.

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I heard you landed,

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so I had my staff prepare
some food.

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How'd you know
we landed?

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Welcome to Nigeria, Bob.

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This way.

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DELE:
Get off me!

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Dele?

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You'll never take me alive!

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(groans)

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Dele!

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(door opens)

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Mom?

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BOTH:
E kaasan, Ma.

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Ewa, Bola?

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Go to your rooms.

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(girls giggle)

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Cute kids.

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But that does not excuse
anything you've done.

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Are you okay?

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You look skinny.

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Has he let you outside
of this room?

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Ah-ah, did you think
I was keeping him prisoner?

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Yes.

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Hey, Bob.

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Come here, buddy-- I missed ya.

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Me, too.

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Okay, get your things.

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We need to discuss this.

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Did you discuss it with me
before you decided to keep him?

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I am sorry.

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I was wrong.

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What?

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I should not have made
the decision

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to keep him on my own.

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You have no idea
what you put me through.

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Then let us not make
any more mistakes.

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We will sit, eat,

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have a conversation,

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and if you still feel
the same way afterwards,

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I will help you pack his bags.

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How did he know we landed?

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No, I'm fine,
you-you don't have--

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I don't want to--
Okay, you're doing it.

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Yeah, you're right, it's nice.

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Can I offer you
anything to drink?

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I am not here
for refreshments.

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Yeah, we're here for Dele.

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And a lemon-flavored
sparkling water if you have it.

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You have every reason
to be upset with me.

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I know I do.

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It has been wonderful
having Dele here.

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And as you saw,

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his sisters idolize him.

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Eh, they can idolize
him over Skype!

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But he has reconnected
with his family,

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with his culture.

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Fine.

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When I shout at him in Detroit,

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I will do it in Yoruba.

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I was only thinking
of his future.

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If Dele's going to be a doctor,

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he needs to be
in the best schools.

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You think I do not know that?

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She knows that.

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Well, he has been accepted

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into the
British International School.

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That is impossible.

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For most people.

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But I made a phone call,

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and he was allowed
to take the entrance exam.

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And of course he passed.

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It is a testament to the work
you have done raising him.

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I have to think about this.

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May I use the bathroom, please?

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Yes. Down the hall.

267
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:20,980
Third door on your left.

268
00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,982
Excuse me.

269
00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:28,320
It was a nice try.

270
00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:30,122
What do you mean?

271
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,190
This.

272
00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:32,925
Your big, fancy house,

273
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,927
all that talk
about Dele's future.

274
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,362
All I want to do is provide

275
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,097
a good life for my son.

276
00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,232
Yeah, well,
Abishola's already doing that.

277
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:43,169
Are you telling me
schools in Detroit are better?

278
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,207
I-I don't have that data
in front of me,

279
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,376
but, hey, let's look it up
on my cell phone.

280
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,344
Uh, what's the Wi-Fi password?

281
00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:53,879
One, two, three, four.

282
00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:55,347
Uh, you crazy millennials

283
00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:56,849
and your complicated passwords.

284
00:11:56,916 --> 00:11:58,384
Here, you put it in. Here.

285
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,229
Abishola has Dele!

286
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,229
(all cheering)

287
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,230
Thank God.

288
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,232
Because she has kidnapped him.

289
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,834
NURSES:
Ooh...

290
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,834
What?

291
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,335
Head for the Ghanaian border.

292
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,837
You're sending her to Ghana?

293
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,371
I have a former lover there.
Long story.

294
00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:20,873
Good story.

295
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,775
You will have
to take a boat

296
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,743
to bypass Benin and Togo.

297
00:12:24,810 --> 00:12:26,011
Can't she just fly home?

298
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,114
Have you been a fugitive before?

299
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:30,149
No.

300
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:30,149
Then stop talking.

301
00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:33,219
Your mother's house?
That is the first place

302
00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:34,386
he will look for you.

303
00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:36,088
The border, Abishola!

304
00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:38,124
Head for the border!

305
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,494
(indistinct chatter)

306
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,267
(chickens clucking)

307
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:49,869
Did you get everything?

308
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:50,870
Yes.

309
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,538
At the prices I wanted.

310
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,306
Then what is wrong?

311
00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:57,843
Nobody would play with me.

312
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,980
They would just pull up
the price on Amazon

313
00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,948
to show me the deal
I was getting.

314
00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,250
I know the deal

315
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,218
I was getting!

316
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,887
It is not the same market

317
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,522
it was 20 years ago.

318
00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:12,958
What is the world coming to
when no one will argue over

319
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:15,828
the price of a refurbished
Sony Discman?

320
00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,934
Was this the
plan all along?

321
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,869
Distract me
so you can steal my son?

322
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:26,105
"Plan"? We basically
hopped on a plane.

323
00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,874
You'll notice I'm not exactly
dressed for the weather.

324
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,044
(cell phone ringing)

325
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,379
Hello?

326
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:36,215
WOMAN: May I speak
to Mr. Tayo Adebambo?

327
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:37,249
Speaking.

328
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,417
This is the American Embassy.

329
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,952
We have some questions

330
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,888
regarding your recent
visit to the United States.

331
00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,491
Excuse me, who
am I speaking to?

332
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:49,461
My name is Jennifer Aniston.

333
00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:51,030
Good name.

334
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:52,898
Mrs. Aniston,
is it possible

335
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:55,267
that we reschedule
for another day?

336
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,902
No! It has to be right now!

337
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:59,171
You have to come
to our office in Abuja.

338
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,340
But Abuja is
11 hours away.

339
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:02,608
Can you tell me

340
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,610
what this is regarding?

341
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,610
Um...

342
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,179
Why are you arguing
with the American Embassy?

343
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:10,249
Get yourself to Abuja
and leave Abishola alone!

344
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,888
Sounds legit to me.

345
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:20,960
Abishola!

346
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,595
Open the door!

347
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,595
Calm down.

348
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:23,996
I will not calm down.

349
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,365
She has my son.

350
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,365
All right, fair enough.

351
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:30,269
Hey, how do I look?

352
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:30,269
What?

353
00:14:30,336 --> 00:14:31,503
Well, I'm about to meet
my future mother-in-law.

354
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:32,871
I want to look presentable.

355
00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:38,143
Eh.

356
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:40,946
E kaale, Ma.

357
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,114
E kaale, Tayo.

358
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,616
E kaale, Ma.

359
00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:44,950
E kaale, Bob.

360
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:46,885
May I speak to Abishola?

361
00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:47,987
No.

362
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,888
This is my house,
you may speak to me.

363
00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:51,557
And what a lovely home
it is.

364
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,891
Shh!

365
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,593
Your daughter has stolen my son

366
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,262
and she's going to take him
back to America.

367
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:57,363
I know this.

368
00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:58,664
You told me yourself
you're happy

369
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,366
to Dele back in Nigeria.

370
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,534
I did.

371
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,534
So can I please come in?

372
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:04,169
No. Even though I agree

373
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,272
Dele should stay here,
I have to stand by

374
00:15:06,338 --> 00:15:09,341
my daughter's stupid
and selfish decisions.

375
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,177
Oh, you and my mom are
gonna get along just fine.

376
00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:16,081
(shouting, clamoring)

377
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:18,984
Tunde, hey!

378
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,653
How long has it been? Come in!

379
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:20,653
Too long.

380
00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:22,454
Come inside! Eh-eh.

381
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:23,922
"Eh-eh" what?

382
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:25,357
We have not had
a formal introduction

383
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,425
between you and my family.

384
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:27,993
Until then,

385
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,229
you cannot step foot
in this house.

386
00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,035
Aren't we a fine pair?

387
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,139
Hey, want to get
something to eat?

388
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,241
(grunts)

389
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,114
This is not
what I wanted.

390
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,450
Really? You and me
tooling around Lagos?

391
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,986
That's not
what you had in mind?

392
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,423
The first time I held
Dele in my arms,

393
00:15:57,489 --> 00:16:00,092
I knew it was my mission to
teach him and provide for him.

394
00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:02,194
And then you left.

395
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:04,430
Because I could not
support him in America.

396
00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:06,031
But with Dele here,

397
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:07,966
I was finally able
to be the father

398
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,168
I've always wanted to be.

399
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,570
He's a great kid.

400
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,139
Yes. He is.

401
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,410
I wanted to have this
discussion with Abishola,

402
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:20,979
but you know how
hardheaded she is.

403
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,281
(chuckles)
Yeah.

404
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:23,415
She is immoveable.

405
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,017
Like Olumo Rock.

406
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,086
It was a 15-hour flight.

407
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,520
I read a couple guidebooks.

408
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,725
But, honestly, that's the reason
I fell in love with her.

409
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,094
Me, too.

410
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,265
Thanks for the ride.
I'm... glad

411
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,034
we're finally getting
the chance to talk.

412
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,603
Perhaps now you understand
how much I care.

413
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,306
I do.

414
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,607
And why I will
not allow you

415
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,377
or anyone to leave
Nigeria with my son.

416
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:54,213
Ah, we were doing so good here
and now you ruined it.

417
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,582
(phone ringing)

418
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,350
It's a work call.

419
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,352
Hey, not a good time.

420
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:03,088
Dele is thriving in Lagos.

421
00:17:03,155 --> 00:17:05,257
The way he was playing
with his sisters...

422
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,259
I've never seen him so happy.

423
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:10,195
How can I take that away?

424
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,463
What are you saying?

425
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,233
Here he will attend
the best school,

426
00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,335
and be around people
who share his culture.

427
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,338
But he won't have you.

428
00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:23,208
I have always done
what's best for him.

429
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:26,745
I cannot let this be
the one time I do not.

430
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:30,516
You're amazing.

431
00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:32,117
I love you very much.

432
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:34,086
We'll talk later tonight, okay?

433
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,657
You are awfully close
to your employees.

434
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,392
You're damn right
I am.

435
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,599
Abishola and Bob are
getting married in Nigeria!

436
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:49,501
(cheering, clamoring)

437
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,637
Because Dele is not coming home!

438
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,505
(confused noises)

439
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,505
Huh? What?

440
00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:03,315
Now hold on.

441
00:18:03,382 --> 00:18:04,683
We are guests
in this country,

442
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,819
and I would like
to be treated as such.

443
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:10,189
I will not be shaken down!

444
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,658
Madame, there is no
need to make a scene.

445
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:14,159
I agree.

446
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:17,162
Nobody's smuggling
anything here.

447
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,364
Hey.

448
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,699
Okay, okay, guys, just-just

449
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,701
let me handle this, okay?

450
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,383
(speaking Yoruba)

451
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,818
CHRISTINA:
Oh, Kemi, hey!

452
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,253
A little help here?

453
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,798
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