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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...

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Kaale,Mum.

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[scoffs]
This is how you fold

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the shirts?

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When my mother sees this,

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she will think I did not
raise you properly.

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Excuse me?

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You are going to Nigeria
this summer.

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I am?

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You will behave

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and represent this family well.

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You also call me every day.

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Of course.

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Before the plane takes off,
after it lands.

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Before, during and after
every car trip.

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Yes, Mum.

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Your Auntie Fowoke
will love this blender.

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I saw it on QVC.

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It can chop concrete.

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[chuckles]

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This one's better than ours.

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Of course it is. We don't
need something this nice.

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But they do?
Yes.

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So they see how well we
are doing in America.

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We can show off with
expensive electronics

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or successful doctor children.

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UNCLE TUNDE:
So,

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until you get
your medical license,

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you will be our tiny pack mule.

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A Nintendo Switch?

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I asked for one for my birthday.

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And you did not get it
because they are ridiculous.

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But thank you
for your inspiration.

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Don't forget the
computer for Adeloba

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and the telescope.Ah. All packed.

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And every kind
of American confectionary.

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Where do I pack my stuff?

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You will wear as
much of your clothing

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as you can fit on your body.

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We can shove his underwear
inside the blenders.

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And put his T-shirts
around the champagne bottles

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like Bubble Wrap.

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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]

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Hang on, just making
a little adjustment.

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All right, smooth
the shoulders there. Okay.

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You ready?

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I've been ready,
now I'm annoyed.

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All right, get out here,
get out here.

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Ta-da!

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No.I told you.

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I thought you wanted
him to look nice.

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It is too nice.

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People will see him and
assume he's wealthy.

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And then they will hear
his American accent

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and know to take
all of his money.

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Hey, I wear nice clothes
and have an American accent.

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And in Nigeria,
you'd be ripe for the picking,

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like an American plum.

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Plum? The guy said
it was burgundy.

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Here. Put this one on.

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And when you come out,
don't look so fancy.

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He's gonna be fine.

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I know.

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Look, he's got plenty
of family there.

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They'll keep an eye on him.

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But it is not my eye.

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I know you're worried,
but at some point,

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you got to throw
the bird from the nest.

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And watch it drop to the ground
and be eaten by coyotes?

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I was gonna say
so it could learn to fly.

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I just wish I could keep track
of him while he's over there.

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Well, then, do it.

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Do what?
Track his phone.

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I can do that?Yeah.

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Why didn't you tell me
I could do that?

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Show me. Show me now!

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All right.

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You're up here.
Bring it down...

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What do you guys
think of this suit?

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I love it.

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It reminds me
of a big, juicy plum.

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Why didn't you tell me
I look like fruit?

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Bob, even I know you can't
call people that anymore.

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Is Dele excited
for his trip?

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Yeah. You should've seen him
all dressed up.

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He's a little man now, you know?

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Ready to venture out
into the world on his own.

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Well, with his dad.

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And his mom tracking him
like a FedEx package.

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Good, 'cause the minute you
let 'em out of your sight,

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that's when bad things happen.

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You let me go to sleepaway camp.

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And you came back a hippie.

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You got off the bus,
handed me a dream catcher

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and asked me who I voted for.

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BOB:
She said "Reagan,"

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and then tossed
the dream catcher

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right out the car window.

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You know who catches dreams?
Witches.

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So you wouldn't let us go

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to sleepaway camp because
Bob came back a Democrat?

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And a witch. Listen, honey,

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a mother's job is to control
her children's thoughts

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for as long as she can.

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I don't think
that's their job.

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It's called love.

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It's called codependence.

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That's right, sweetie.
You can always codepend on me.

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Hmm. Well, I have six
therapists and a psychic

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who would agree with you.

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Well, I'm glad Dele's
getting away from Abishola

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for a little while. I think
it'll be good for both of them.

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Did you tell Abishola that?

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Ooh, God, no.

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Dele's on the move.

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Ah-- He's going
to the bathroom again.

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How many breaks does he need?

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Does he have a tiny bladder?

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No.Then he is smoking.

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I will sniff him thoroughly
when he gets home.

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Isn't technology wonderful?

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Look at us,
floating above him,

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watching every
move he makes.

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You used to have to be dead
to do that.

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You gonna stalk
that little dot all day?

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Yes.
Yes.

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Oh, this is gonna be
a fun lunch.

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Just don't let Dele find out.

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I used to read
my daughter's diary.

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She called me terrible things.

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Then one day, she wrote how
kind and loving and wise I was.

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It was then I knew my source
had been compromised.

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With my kids, I always said,
"the less I know, the better."

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I'm sorry, I thought
you loved your children.

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I do.

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And if I don't know
what they're up to,

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I can keep loving them.

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Wait, why is the dot
going in a circle?

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Maybe he's running track.

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Oh, yes.

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Why is he moving so slow?

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Does he have a problem
with his feet?

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No.Then it is the smoking.

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I appreciate you guys
helping me out.

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I'm making a little guidebook
for Dele while he's in Lagos.

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GOODWIN:
Of course.

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We will be
your guidebook guides.[chuckles]

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Why am I here?

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Yes, why are you here?

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You know what?
I'll just have a muffin

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and chime in
when it seems appropriate.

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What is in this guidebook?

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You know, things to see,
places to eat.

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Just stuff I think he'd like.

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If you don't mind me
saying, Mr. Wheeler,

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I think that is very reterete.

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Silly?

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Adorable.

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Hey, knock it off.

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I think it is
wonderful you are

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trying to connect
with your stepson.

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Eh, it's just a little gesture.

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He's always been reterete.

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When I was a kid,
he would make up bedtime stories

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about me and my pet dinosaur.

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Terry the T. rex.

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BOTH:
Aw.

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See? Reterete.

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Quit smiling at me like that.

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Is this Awolowo Road?

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Yeah, I was using Google Street
View to pretend like Dele and I

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were walking around the
neighborhood together.

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I'm doing it again. Sorry.

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Don't you dare apologize
for your beautiful heart.

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When you said something
was wrong with Dele,

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I thought he was hurt.

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Oh, he will be
when I find him.

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Turn here.

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You know, that tracking
thing is supposed to be

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more of a tool than a weapon.

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He said he had
dance practice after school.

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Instead he is at the park
and his dot is not dancing.

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I'm just saying, you
go looking for trouble,

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you might find it.

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There he is. Pull over.

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BOB:
See? He's studying.

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Okay, he's studying
with a friend.

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Okay, they're kissing
before they study.

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[horn honking]

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Dele! She's coming!

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She's just a friend.

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It was the first time we kissed.

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O-Okay, it wasn't
our first kiss.

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But-but she's
a straight-A student.

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A-And so am I.

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I never get in trouble
at school,

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I always do what I'm told,

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but I barely get to see
any of my friends.

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Please, Mum.

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I'm sorry. I just wanted
to say goodbye to her

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before I go away for the summer.

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Yell at me, disown me,
please just say something.

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Straight A's, huh?

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She's smart, like your mom.

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[chuckles]Sorry.

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The boy is an amateur.

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It only took moments
of interrogation

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before Dele sang like a canary.

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What did he say?

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The girl's name is Mary.

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14. Capricorn.

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Other than the park,

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the majority of
their correspondence was

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via something called TikTok.What?

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TikTok--
known for short dance videos.

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Oh, you should see them.

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They're very fun.

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How far have things gone
between them?

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Ask him if
there's been more

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than kissing and canoodling.

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I'll see what other songs
this little birdie knows.

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Are you sure you don't want
to talk to him yourself?

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I will not give him
the satisfaction.

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Yelling at him is exactly
what he wants.

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I don't know if that's exactly
what he wants.

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Is it really worth it

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to fight with him
right before he goes to Nigeria?

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He is not going to Nigeria.

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Ah! You cannot cancel
the trip.

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Blenders have been promised.

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He does not
deserve to go.

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Do not punish our relatives
because the boy is promiscuous.

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It was just a kiss.

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Because we stopped it.

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Otherwise, we would be dealing
with a teenage pregnancy.

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Would we?Yes!

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And he would have to
drop out of school

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and never become a doctor!

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How will he support his family
without a good job?

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What family?

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His wife and the
three children

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he got from kissing her.

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[scoffs]And you know who

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will have to take care
of the children, Bob?

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You?

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Yes! And I'll
be so busy

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taking care of my
own grandchildren,

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I will never
become a doctor.

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Ah.
If all that happens,

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I'll watch the kids.
No.

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You have to keep
the sock business going

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so that Dele and all
his children can have jobs.

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Ah!

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It's been going on
for two months.

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How could I not see it?

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It is understandable.

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Many things have changed.

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You now have a fiancé.

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You're studying to
become a doctor.

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00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:06,840
You've forgotten some of
your Nigerian values.

261
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,537
I have not forgotten.

262
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,582
I've always been very strict
with Dele.

263
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:13,542
And yet this is the second time
he has deceived you.

264
00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,196
Before with his dancing,

265
00:11:15,239 --> 00:11:18,112
and now with his
romantic rendezvous.

266
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:20,941
As soon as I discovered
the dancing,

267
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,507
I should have sent him home,

268
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,161
instead of trying to do things
the American way.

269
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:27,251
Hmm. And now your son is
having his "American way"

270
00:11:27,295 --> 00:11:28,905
with a strange girl
in the park.

271
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,256
Well, maybe it's
the right thing for Dele

272
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,736
to be in Nigeria
with his father.

273
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,870
Hmm. When my eldest son
started disobeying me,

274
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:39,089
I sent him back home to live
with his grandfather.

275
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:42,658
And after those two years
of good discipline,

276
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,444
he came back focused
and unrecognizable.

277
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:48,751
Isn't that the son
that hardly talks to you?

278
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,666
Yes, he blocks my calls,

279
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:54,757
but he's a successful lawyer,
and that is what matters.

280
00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:57,978
Meanwhile, I never sent
my daughter to Nigeria,

281
00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:01,242
and now she's in a band.

282
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,766
She's in the L.A. Philharmonic.

283
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:07,161
Okay, a large band.

284
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,516
This is very nice.

285
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:17,214
Yeah, some people's happy place
is a beach.

286
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,955
Ours is a laundromat.

287
00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,784
Thank you for showing up
and sweeping me

288
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,873
and my dirty towels
off our feet.[chuckles]

289
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,396
Hey, you mind if I work

290
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,789
on this little project
I'm putting together?

291
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:27,790
Go ahead.

292
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,532
It's for Dele.Okay.

293
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,577
Just writing down some sights
and bites he should check out

294
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,057
while he's in Nigeria.

295
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:37,408
See?
"Sights and Bites."

296
00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:39,628
That's very nice of you.

297
00:12:39,671 --> 00:12:43,675
Yeah. Was hoping to get some
personal stories in here, too.

298
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:46,809
You know, from someone
who grew up there,

299
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,333
knows the lay of the land,

300
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,466
is related to him.

301
00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:54,034
You could ask Uncle Tunde.

302
00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:55,426
Right.

303
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:58,038
I kind of thought
you might want to do it.

304
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,171
I will not give Dele
the satisfaction

305
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,825
of hearing such
things from me.

306
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,305
Okay, sure.

307
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:05,959
I understand your position.

308
00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:09,136
But he is gonna be 6,000 miles

309
00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,312
away from his home.

310
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,836
Is that why you
brought me here?

311
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,838
To try to get me
to talk to Dele?

312
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,622
No. Absolutely not.

313
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:20,974
You have your cold,
scary silent thing,

314
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:24,325
and I have
my retereteguidebook thing.

315
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:26,501
Okay, I'm shutting up.

316
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,638
That restaurant is closed.

317
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:35,858
Good to know.

318
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,126
E kaale,Uncle.

319
00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,301
Kaale,Tayo.

320
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,694
I will see
if Dele is ready.

321
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:46,695
Oh, thank you.

322
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:47,870
Tayo.

323
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,306
Bob.

324
00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,830
When you land,
how long is the drive home

325
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:52,179
from the airport?

326
00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,703
Uh, with traffic,
about 40 minutes.

327
00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:58,315
You taking the Apapa-Oworonshoki
Expressway?

328
00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,882
Probably.

329
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:02,493
Yeah, that time of night,
that's your best bet.

330
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:06,889
Hey, Dad.
Hey.

331
00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,151
[chuckles]

332
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:13,069
Remember, the order
people receive the gifts

333
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,941
is as important
as the gifts themselves.

334
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,204
Uncle Morayo,
Uncle Poju,

335
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,901
Auntie Fowoke,
Auntie Ifede,

336
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,555
Cousin Yemisi
and Cousin Adeloba.

337
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,209
You forgot Granny Ebun.

338
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,298
Hers is the most important one.

339
00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:28,389
Uh, when in doubt,
ask yourself who is oldest.

340
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:30,391
The less teeth they have,
the more they need

341
00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:32,610
a top-of-the-line blender.

342
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:38,486
Hey, bud.

343
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:40,053
Have a great trip.

344
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,055
Uh, I made a little something
for you.

345
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:43,491
Use it, don't use it.

346
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:44,796
It's no big deal.

347
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,928
If you don't want to read it,
it's fine.

348
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:48,365
No, I'd like to. Thank you.

349
00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:52,326
I'm gonna miss you.

350
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,936
Me, too, buddy.

351
00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:56,896
Okay, someone else go.

352
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,770
You know what, Tayo?

353
00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,163
I'll help you get
those bags to the car.

354
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,555
Thank you, Bob.

355
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,993
It is too much for
the two of you to carry alone.

356
00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:14,870
I will supervise.

357
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,308
[door closes]

358
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,270
Goodbye, Mum.

359
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,320
Be safe.

360
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,671
Yes, Mum.

361
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,283
And, Dele...

362
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,765
I will be watching
everything you do.

363
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,519
BOB:
Okay, buddy.

364
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,434
First off, it's important
you understand

365
00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,393
the five-burger rating system.

366
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:02,526
It's like the star system,
but we're using burgers.

367
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,966
All right,
you're gonna think I'm crazy,

368
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,969
but from what I've read, I give
the Hard Rock Cafe in Lagos

369
00:16:10,012 --> 00:16:11,883
a five out of five burgers.

370
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:16,584
ABISHOLA:
Dele, it is Mommy.

371
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,413
Bob showed me
his "Sights and Bites" book.

372
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,937
He is very pleased
with the rhyming title.

373
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,419
But there are some things
he missed.

374
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,421
If you want peace and quiet,

375
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:30,250
there's a large jacaranda tree
in Granny's backyard.

376
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,078
I used to read there.

377
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,776
You can climb it
and see everything,

378
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,430
but no one can see you.

379
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:42,001
I always wanted to be the one
to take you to Nigeria,

380
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,264
but I'm looking forward
to seeing my home

381
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,048
through your eyes.

382
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,964
Even though I am not with you,

383
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,793
I will be in your heart,

384
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:54,665
as you will be in mine.

385
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:13,162
Dele's plane landed
45 minutes ago.

386
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,208
Why is his phone still
at the airport?

387
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:17,123
What if the luggage
did not arrive?

388
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,647
Oluwa mi o.
Without the gifts,

389
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,692
we will never be welcomed
back in Nigeria.

390
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,390
Uh, don't assume the worst.

391
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,479
Maybe they are just stopping
at the suya stand

392
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:26,741
outside the airport.

393
00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:28,438
You like that stand?

394
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:29,787
Oh, the best in the city.

395
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,702
If you're a tourist.

396
00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:34,314
If you want the real stuff,
you got to go to Ikoyi.

397
00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,229
Really?I'll get you a copy
of my book,

398
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,492
"Sights and Bites."Oh...

399
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:41,060
I love that rhyme.Right?

400
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,496
[both chuckling]

401
00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:43,497
[yawns]

402
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,238
It's getting late.

403
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:48,023
We can continue spying on him
first thing in the morning.

404
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,157
Good night, you guys.Good night.

405
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,072
Maybe just a little bit more.

406
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,551
Yeah, I mean,
what's it gonna hurt?

407
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:55,770
Why not?We got to.

408
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:56,814
We're already here.

409
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:09,697
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