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Previously on,
Bob Hearts Abishola...
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I want you to start working
on the warehouse floor.
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Packing, shipping, cleaning.
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That sounds hard.
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It is.
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But after a year or two,
you'll be a different person.
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You'll have a new respect
for the company
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and a new respect
for yourself.
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Yeah, but a year?
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Or two.
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So, once we are married,
I will be your oko.
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Oko.
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You just called yourself
a shovel.
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Oko.
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That means "stone."
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All right. Anyway, before
we officially become
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okoand iyawo...
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Male genitalia and wife.
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Before we become that,
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there's something I'd
like for you to do.
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Read this e-mail
for me, will you?
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Is it spam? Look,
we might have our Nigerian princes,
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but you have
your Publishers Clearing House.
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Read it.
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Uncle Tunde has stillnot
gotten the magazines
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- from that timeyou told him...
- Just read it.
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"The Michigan Undergarment
Manufacturers' Association"
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is proud to announce
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that Bob Wheeler has been named
Businessman of the Year."
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This is not spam.
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It is not.
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Oh, this is wonderful, Bob.
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Eh, it's no big deal.
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Oh.
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It's just some
stupid, fancy dinner
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where everybody stands up
and gives dumb speeches
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about how great I am.
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I see.
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So, do you want
to go with me? I do not.
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What? Why?
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You just said
it was dumb and stupid.
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I was being humble.
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Don't do that.
It is an ugly trait.
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What, I'm just supposed
to start crowing
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about what a
great guy I am?
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Are you great?
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Yes, I'm the damn
Businessman of the Year.
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Then act like it.
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Fine. Abishola,
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I am the best
at what I do,
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and I'm getting an
award that says so.
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I want you to be
there when I get it.
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In that case, I'll go.
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Thank you.
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Even if you do sounda
little full of yourself.
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*BOB HEARTS ABISHOLA*
Season 02 Episode 03
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Episode Title: "Straight Outta Lagosl"
Aired on: November 30, 2020
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I'll show her.
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Pack her in a box.
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Ship her to an old folks' home.
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You don't send Christina
down here.
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You don't send Bob. Perfect Bob.
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Get out of town.
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That's all of them.
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You want me to get
another pallet?
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Oh, that's
more than en... Uh-uh.
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Boxes are in the back
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behind the shipping labels.
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Uh, while you're there,
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organize the
shipping labels.
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You got it.
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What?
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So, my cooking is not
good enough for you?
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I just wanted
to mix it up a little bit.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize
you were such a foodie.
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Hello.
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Hi.
Hey.
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Abishola brings her lunch
every day.
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You don't give her a hard time.
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She has brought the same meal
for nine years.
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Her taste buds are
practically dead in her mouth.
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Kemi, unfortunately,
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I won't be able to have dinner
with you on Friday night.
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We have no plans on Friday. Good,
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because I have to go to a gala
where Bob is being honored
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for his business excellence.
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Ooh, nice one, sock man.
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It is not nice.
It is wonderful.
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Oh.
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My fiancé is the best
at what he does,
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and he's being named
Businessman of the Year.
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I'm very happy for you
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and extremely jealous.
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- Aw, thank you.
- Mm.
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Didn't Chukwuemeka just
winEmployee of the Month?
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Of the month, Gloria.
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Next to Bob's
achievement,
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it's almost pathetic.
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Aw. Thank you.
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Arm candy
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at a big gala.
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You sure you're
ready for that?
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Of course I am.
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Okay. I'm just saying,
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when it comes to chitchatting
and joking,
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these are not
your strengths.
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But you do have
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other great qualities, huh?
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- You are tall.
- Mm-hmm.
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Just remember you're
there to support Bob.
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- Like a first lady.
- Mm-hmm.
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- The first lady of socks.
- Yeah, that's good.
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Just try not to give
off so much Hillary.
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Embrace your inner Melania.
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Melania?
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Yes, Melania.
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She's beautiful, poised,
and, like Abishola,
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she's a hardworking immigrant
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on the arm of
a large, sweaty businessman.
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Oh, my God.
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You are Melania.
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Can't I be Michelle? No.
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There's only one Michelle.
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Wow. Look at you,
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my plus-size James Bond.
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I'll take it.
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If someone
has to win an award
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for White Male Businessman
of the Year,
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I'm so glad it's you.
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The award is
not just for white men.
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Is that right?
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Yeah. My buddy Greg Ramirez
won it a couple years ago.
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He's half something.
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Wow. Okay.
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Clearly, there's no problem.
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Look, I hear what you're saying,
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but what am I supposed to do,
not accept the award?
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No. No.
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You have earned it.
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I mean, only people
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who benefit from the system
have the power to change it,
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but tonight's about you.
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I'm on your side, Bobby.
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Things were better
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when men were in charge.
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That is not my side.
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This industry
was always great to women
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as long as you knew
how to play the game.
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Let the fellas have a
look here, a grab there.
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The fresher they got,
the more I got.
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Yeah, by "fresher," you mean
"sexually assault-ier."
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Honey, you got to stop
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listening
to those lesbians on NPR.
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Mom, I agree
with Christina.
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Sure, you do.
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Don't wink at me.
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Turn your nose
up all you want.
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You would've
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done well back in the day.
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Oh, please. I'm just saying,
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you got a butt for business.
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Mom, that is offensive.
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Petra's Pilates every Tuesday.
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It's paying off.
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Mom! That's it.
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Let them think they're
getting away with something.
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I love that sound.
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I never got to punch out
upstairs.
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No matter if I came in or not,
I still got paid.
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A lot.
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Whereas if we don't
punch in and out,
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we lose our health benefits.
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Crazy.
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Douglas, you have done
a good job this week.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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To be honest,
from our previous interactions,
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we expected you to be
a worthless piece of excrement.
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That's fair.
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- But we were wrong.
- It has been a pleasure.
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Thanks, guys.
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I really appreciate it.
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May I give you a bro hug?
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That'd be great.
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So, Friday night, huh?
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Yes, it is.
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You guys just go on home
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- straight after work?
- Oh, no.
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My wife often has me
stop at the store
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to pick up sundries.
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And I sometimes use
the exercise equipment
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- in the park.
- Mm-hmm.
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'Cause I was thinking
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it's the end of my first week.
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Maybe we go get a drink
or something.
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Perhaps we could gofor one drink.
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Really? That'd be great.
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I know this little
hole-in-the-wall right near me.
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What do you guys think?
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I did not expect the entrance
to be an actual hole in a wall.
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Right? Tatiana!
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These are my guys.
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Treat 'em right.
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This music is so loud,
I can feel the bass in my bones.
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I can feel the bass
in my bones!
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There he is.
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Michigan's Undergarment
Manufacturers' Association's
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Businessman of the Year!
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Hello, Bob.
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Well, I believe you mean,
"Hello,
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"Michigan's Undergarment
Manufacturers' Association's
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Businessman of the Year!"
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Yeah, we don't have to do
that whole title every time.
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Auntie,
why are you crying?
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We are so proud of you.
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Thanks, guys.
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Bob, tell us, how
did you do it?
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Well, there is a lot
that goes into winning
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an award like this, but mostly
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it's about believing
in your product.
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If you believe,
the customer will, too.
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- Mm.
- You should write a book.
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Business Advice from Michigan's
Undergarment Manufacturers'
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Association's
Businessman of the Year.
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It's catchy.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
We have something for you.
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You didn't have
to do that.
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We wanted to surprise you!
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It is a tie.
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Act surprised.
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Well, it might have been
easier to act surprised
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if you didn't tell me.
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It is a very
important tie.
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It belonged to
Olu's father, Ayo,
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who was a man of-of-of
honor and integrity.
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During the Biafran War, Ayo
put his life on the line
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to save innocent
Igbo refugees,
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feeding them, sheltering them
when no one else would.
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And it will now be worn by a man
who lives up to his legacy.
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Geez, Tunde, it's just a stupid
Businessman of the Year award.
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I see.
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Olu!
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Forget the tie!
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The award is stupid!
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Could I at least
see the tie?
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Hillary?
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Michelle.
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Melania.
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Boy, Christina was right.
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White guy, white guy,
white guy,
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Ramirez, white guy.
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Oh, God. What is wrong?
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It's Gene Johnson.
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Is he one of
the white guys?
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Like, the head white guy.
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You ever hear of Spanx?
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Yes. Melania wears them.
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Well, that's 'cause of Gene.
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He's an undergarment god.
He never comes to these things.
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Sounds like he could
help your business.
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You should go
chitchat with him.
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You don't chitchat
with Gene Johnson.
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It's Gene Johnson.
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And you are Bob Wheeler,
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Michigan's Businessman
of the Year.
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I am.
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Come.
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Okay, I guess
we're doing this.
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We're talkingto Gene Johnson.
Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Gene.
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Hey. Bob Wheeler,
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MaxDot Socks.
Businessman of the Year.
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Oh, right. I'm a big fan,
Gene.
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Big fan. What you did in '04
for the mid-calf pull-up,
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pure genius.
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Thank you. And who's this?
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- Oh. - This is my fiancée.
- Abishola.
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- Paula.
- Abishola.
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That's an interesting name.
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It means "born to wealth."
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It's Nigerian.
She's Nigerian.
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Is that right?
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Sure is.
Straight out of Lagos.
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Well, how do you say
"cheers" in Nigerian?
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That's a great
question, Gene.
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You know, Nigeria has
many languages,
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Yoruba being
one of the most popular,
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and in Yoruba,
"cheers" is "kara o li."
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Kara o li.
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Actually, it's
"kara o le."
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Li, le... either way,
we're drinking, right, Gene?
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And then she waited tables
in Barcelona.
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She lived all over Europe before
she even came to this country.
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Speaks five languages.
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I mean, she could probably
tell you her story
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better than I could.
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Oh, I wouldn't want
to interrupt you.
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She came here...
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...for a better life
for her and her son.
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Works every day to put him
through medical school.
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Now,
that isthe American dream. - Mm-hmm.
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Excuse me. I'm going
to get more wine.
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Oh, and she knows
how to pick 'em.
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Used to be a sommelier.
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Which has nothing to do
with Somalia.
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She taught me that.
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Check it out.
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It's a callus.
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Oh. That is from
the tape gun.
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It's preventable
if you wear gloves.
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I don't want to prevent it.
I'm proud of it.
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Makes me feel like
I really earned this bottle.
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That bottle is $1,200.
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Right?
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It's like two whole paychecks.
Crazy.
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I can't imagine spending
my paychecks on vodka
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instead of something
frivolous like rent.
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Oh, no, my mom pays my rent.
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It's a blessing,
but it's also a curse.
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How is that a curse?
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It's not, but I'd sound
like a real douche
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if I didn't say that.
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Yes,
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you have avoided that.
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You know, on second thought,
we must own that place
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because we just put in a pool.
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And a pool, by the way...
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Is a blessing and a curse?
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Exactly.
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Oh, this is my jam!
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Ooh.
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This douche lifestyle
is definitely a blessing.
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Hey. I needed a break
from those guys, too.
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I needed a break from you.
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Me? What did I do?
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You are listing my
qualifications to these people.
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How many languages
I speak,
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how many countries I've been to.
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You told complete strangers
everything about me and my son.
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Well, he didn't care about me.
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He wanted to hear
stories about you.
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Then why didn't you
let me tell them?
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I just thought
it might be better if...
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I did not speak?
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Who is the most famous
footwear philosopher?
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What?
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Sock-ra-tees.
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I googled sock jokes for you.
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I was ready to be fun tonight,
but you never gave me a chance.
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Sir,
they're about to start. Just a minute.
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You shouldn't keep
Gene Johnson waiting.
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Tatiana! Tatiana!
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What are you doing?
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Calling the waitress.
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I'm ordering more bubbly.
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That's a fun word for champagne.
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- Look at yourself.
- I have been.
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There are so many mirrors
in here.
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We should not be in this place.
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None of these
people should be.
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It's like a contest to see
who can waste the most money.
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Eminem's dog walker
is definitely winning.
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What?
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I met him
in the unisex bathroom.
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He has diamonds in his teeth.
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This is not you, Kofo.
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You are a man
of substance.
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And your father did not
entrust me with your care
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to have you gallivanting
in this house of mirrors.
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Hey, guys!
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We have room for
these ladies to rest
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and take off
their uncomfortable shoes?
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- Douglas, I am sorry. We were just...
- Shut up.
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Ladies, I am
Goodwin Aderibigbe Olayiwola.
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Charmed to meet you.
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Tatiana darling,
two more glasses!
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Please, give a round of applause
for our Businessman of the Year,
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Bob Wheeler.
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Thank you, everyone.
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Uh, this is a real honor to be
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a part of such
a tight-knit community.
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That joke only works here,
people.
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Seriously though,
uh, I am so grateful,
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for this honor...
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...but more so
for that woman right there.
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That beautiful, powerful,
elegant woman.
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I am an idiot.
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I care too much
what other people think,
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when your opinion is the only
one that really matters to me.
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I should've let you shine,
honey, and I didn't.
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And I'm sorry.
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What does this have
to do with socks?
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If you want to speak, you should
run your company better.
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Then maybe
you could win the award.
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I love you, Abishola.
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You're the best thing
in my life.
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Th... And, uh,
this is nice, too.
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Thank you.
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Although it should be called
"Business person of the Year."
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Let's catch up
with the times, people.
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Mm.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Why didn't you tell
the "Sock-ra-tees" joke?
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Are you kidding?
I can't tell it as good as you do.
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We should go
to your house.
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Are you sure?
It's getting pretty late.
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I know how late it is.
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Well, if we have a nightcap,
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I'm not sure I'll be able to
drive you back to your place.
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Well, I guess
I'll have to stay the night.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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You must have really
loved my speech.
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- It was okay.
- Mm.
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