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Previously on
Bob Hearts Abishola...

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The food is delicious.Mmm.

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Yes, very good.

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They put on
a nice wedding here, too.

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Are you thinking of
one couple in particular?

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A mother can dream, right?

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So can aunties.Aw! [chuckles]

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So, what's
the first step?

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Abishola needs to finalize
her divorce in Nigeria.

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And they'll need
to start looking

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into neighborhood schools
for Dele.

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And I'll have my lawyer
draw up a prenup.

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What?

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Well, it's just this thing
you sign

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to make sure everybody hangs on
to what's theirs.

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We know what it is.

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But why does Abishola need one?

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Do you think
she wants Bob's money?

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No, but it's a family business,

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and it needs to stay
in the family.

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But wouldn't Abishola be
a part of the family?

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Well, yeah.

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Sorta.

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Do you remember,

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a moment ago,
you asked us to tell you

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when you are being offensive?

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It's happening now.

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[sighs softly]

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Hey, Bobby, check it out.

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What has two thumbs
and just buttoned

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her own blouse?

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For real?

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Bam!

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Aw!

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Mom, that's great!

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I told you
you could do it.

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[chuckles]Maybe someday soon

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I'll be able
to play the piano.

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I didn't know you played.

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I don't.

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[phone vibrating]

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Excuse me.

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Hello, Uncle.

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No, I still have
more work to do.

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How close are you?

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[horn honking in distance]

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Yes, I assumed that was you.

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All right. I'll be out
as soon as I'm done.

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Invite them in.

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Bob would like you
and Auntie to come in.

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Yes, his mother
is here.

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[sighs softly]

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They will wait outside.

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Come on.
It's freezing out there.

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They know that.

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Give me the phone.

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Tunde, come in the house.

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Yeah, I get that my
mother sickens you.

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Uh-huh.

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"Blonde devil witch."

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That's good.
I'll use that.

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Tell those cheap grifters
I'm right here

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and I can use my thumb now.

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Mom says hi.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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They say hi back.

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Hang on. I'm coming out.

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You let those people in here,
and I'm leaving.

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Oh, no. My mother will
no longer live with me?

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What will I do?

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I'll talk to them.

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Give me the phone.

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No.

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Days like this,
I miss Nigeria.

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Yes.

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I never saw my breath
before I came to America.

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Roll down the window.

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Oh, hello, Bob.

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[chuckles]
Good to see you.

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Yeah. Good to
see you, too.

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Look, Abishola needs
a few more minutes.

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Please come inside.No.

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We will not be
in the same house as that woman.

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[spits]

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You hit my shoe.

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Sorry.Come on.

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We'll order
some takeout.

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We'll talk this through
like civilized people.

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Your mother is the one
who is not civilized.

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[spits]

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Again, you hit my shoe.

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Please, for me?

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I cannot say no to that face.

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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]

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I hope you know
I don't lump you in

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with your money-grubbing
relatives.

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That's very kind of you.

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I mean, I don't know what
you're doing with my son,

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but, what the hell,
everybody's got blind spots.

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Take your pills.

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I miss the yellow ones.

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They really kicked ass.

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Make yourselves
comfortable.

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I'll put the kettle on.

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Uh, we'll wait here.

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Tunde, please, sit.

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[humming "Dance of the Cuckoos"]

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[humming stops]

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Hello, Dottie.

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Tunde.

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Olu.

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Dottie.

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This is nice,

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everyone sitting
and talking.

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Very nice.

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I just want to say one thing.

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The three of you
arguing about a prenup

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is totally ridiculous.

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Listen to him.
He's right.

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You're worried
about what'll happen

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to Abishola and I
if we get divorced

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when we barely have
a relationship.

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"Barely"?

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You know what I mean.

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No. Tell me.

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Oh, Bob.

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I'm just saying,
we're a work in progress.

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We're still laying
the foundation.

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We're, uh,

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you know, taking baby steps.

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Honey, you really need
to stop talking.

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Yes, you do.

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It just got cold
in here, too.

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DOTTIE:
When you think about it,

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we really did get
a little ahead of ourselves.

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Yes.

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What kind of future
can they have

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if Bob continues
to speak his mind?

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Oh.

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He's like his father that way.

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Every time that man
opened his mouth,

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he somehow managed
to stick a Hush Puppy in it.

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Hush Puppy.
[chuckles]

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A man after
my own heart.

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I'm glad to see
you are doing so well.

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Thank you.

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Wouldn't have happened
without your niece.

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I was ready
to give up.

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She wouldn't let me quit.

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She is very stubborn.

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When she sets her mind
to something,

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good luck trying
to change it.

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Please! Come back inside!Why?

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To be with a man I barely have
a relationship with?

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That was for
their benefit!

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You and me, we're gold!We are a joke!

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Which is why, someday, we'll
look back at this and laugh!

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"Hey, remember the
time I got frostbite

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trying to get you
back in the house?"

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Go away.

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I don't want to see you
right now.

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Nope! I'm staying!

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If I lose a pinky
toe, screw it--

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it died for love!

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Starting to get
brittle right now!

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You understand why
we are overprotective.

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Abishola is the
closest thing we have

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to our own child.Oh.

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She's a good one.

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Hey, if you ever want
38-year-old twins,

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I've got a couple
that are priced to move.

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Dottie.

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Thanks, Tunde.

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Olu.

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I thought you are
not allowed to drink.

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I'm not. Cheers.

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Did you two ever consider
adopting a baby?

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The only thing
that wasconsidered

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was for Tunde
to take a second wife.

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He was gonna divorce you?

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No. In Nigeria,

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men are allowed to have as
many wives as they can afford.

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Or stand.

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My family insisted
that I marry again.

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Oh, why didn't you?

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[chuckles softly] I did
not want to share my life

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with anyone but Olu.

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Aw.

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Besides, she is already

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like having many wives.

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What does that mean?

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Your constantly
changing moods.

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Sometimes it is
like a new wife

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walks in halfway
through a conversation.

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Eh.

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Open mouth, insert Hush Puppy.

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Hey, why don't you guys
stay for dinner?

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You can meet the twins
and see what you think.

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They could really use
a loving home.

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If there is something
that is upsetting you,

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just be honest
about it.

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It's not so much
stuff that upsets me

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as much as it's different
than what I'm used to.

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Eh. And what are you used to?

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O-Okay, well, typically,

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a few months into dating
an American woman,

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there would be...

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Aw, geez, I don't know
any other way to say it.

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Sex.

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Oh!

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So, for you, we have to have sex
to be in a real relationship.

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No!

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Well, I don't know. Maybe.

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You understand
I've never had sex with a man

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outside of marriage.

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Really?Yes, really.

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I didn't know that.
I'm sorry.

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Well, I'm telling you now.

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I'm not an easy,
sleazy girl.

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I wouldn't like
you if you were.

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Yes, you would.Yeah, I would.

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What are you doing?Talking.

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Is everything okay?

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Everything's fine.
Go inside.

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Did you have a fight?

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Go inside.They had a fight.

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You know it's,
like, 11 below.

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We know.

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Is this the sex problem
you were talking about?

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[quietly]: He told us
that in confidence.

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Oh, yeah. Sorry, guys.

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That's on me!

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DOTTIE:
Who's got the moo shu?

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Oh, sorry.

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I-I did not know
we were sharing.

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Olu, it is so nice
to finally meet you

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and put a face to the name.

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[chuckles]

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Olu.

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I feel like what we're
doing right here--

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white face,
black face,

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Chinese food--

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this was the
promise of Obama.

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Hashtag "MeltingPot,"
hashtag "Kumbaya,"

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hashtag "YesWeCan."

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What do you think?

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They've had all their shots.

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It's great to see
them getting along.

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[imitates Abishola]:
"Oh, yes, Bob, it is very nice."

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DOTTIE:
Hey,

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I want to ask you a question
about polygamy.

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Mom, do you have to?

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You don't ask,
you don't learn.

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How do all the wives

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keep from killing each other?

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AUNTIE OLU:
According to tradition,

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the first wife
is in charge,

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and the younger wives
have to obey her.

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But sometimes they
do kill each other.

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Usually with poison.

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[gasps]
You're kidding.

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The first wife
prepares dinner,

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sprinkles arsenic
on Number Two's jollof,

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and then everybody
moves up one.

267
00:10:40,051 --> 00:10:42,010
How do you know
all this?

268
00:10:42,053 --> 00:10:43,794
Girls talk.

269
00:10:45,317 --> 00:10:48,364
Maybe you should get a second
girlfriend to make you happy.

270
00:10:48,407 --> 00:10:50,148
I am not unhappy.

271
00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:52,411
Well, tell that to your face!You know what?

272
00:10:52,455 --> 00:10:54,022
If it's marriage that
moves you and me along,

273
00:10:54,065 --> 00:10:56,285
I'll go to the courthouse
right now and tie the damn knot.

274
00:10:56,328 --> 00:10:58,548
Oh, so you will
rush into marriage

275
00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,768
just to have sex with me.No!

276
00:11:00,811 --> 00:11:04,119
I'm saying I'd marry you 'cause
that's how happy you make me!

277
00:11:07,426 --> 00:11:09,907
You guys want to take this
someplace else?

278
00:11:09,951 --> 00:11:11,996
Yeah, it's getting
a little icky.

279
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,049
Maybe we should go.

280
00:11:21,092 --> 00:11:23,747
I'm enjoying
my moo shu.

281
00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:25,227
Why don't you
tell everyone

282
00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:27,446
about Uncle Victor's
second wife?

283
00:11:27,490 --> 00:11:30,014
Oh. Okay.

284
00:11:30,058 --> 00:11:32,103
Her name was "Blessing."Mm.

285
00:11:32,147 --> 00:11:33,931
And she was
loved by all

286
00:11:33,975 --> 00:11:36,238
until she mysteriously
fell off a boat.

287
00:11:37,456 --> 00:11:39,502
Or was she pushed?

288
00:11:42,505 --> 00:11:45,116
DOTTIE/DOUGLAS/CHRISTINA:
Oh.

289
00:11:47,815 --> 00:11:49,642
They searched for many days,

290
00:11:49,686 --> 00:11:51,253
but they never
found her body.

291
00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:52,820
DOTTIE/DOUGLAS/CHRISTINA:
Oh.

292
00:11:52,863 --> 00:11:55,257
They found part
of a body,

293
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:58,782
but there was no way of knowing
if it was Auntie Blessing

294
00:11:58,826 --> 00:12:00,784
or just a random foot.

295
00:12:00,828 --> 00:12:03,526
[scoffs]

296
00:12:03,569 --> 00:12:06,224
Auntie, Uncle,
I'm ready to go.

297
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:08,009
Did you two
work it out?

298
00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:10,576
Can we please just go?

299
00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:13,014
Sounds like a
lovers' quarrel.

300
00:12:13,057 --> 00:12:14,885
They're not lovers,
hence the quarrel.

301
00:12:14,929 --> 00:12:16,582
Oh, you're so clever.

302
00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:18,889
You didn't think of it.

303
00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:20,935
I hope everybody
enjoyed the show.

304
00:12:23,024 --> 00:12:25,113
This is your
son's fault.

305
00:12:25,156 --> 00:12:26,941
Abishola is
a good Christian girl.

306
00:12:26,984 --> 00:12:29,291
She is right to wait
until they are married.

307
00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:32,076
You did not
make mewait.

308
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:34,122
Olu, you slut.

309
00:12:35,123 --> 00:12:36,820
Well, we were engaged.

310
00:12:36,864 --> 00:12:38,343
No, we weren't.

311
00:12:38,387 --> 00:12:40,345
You were dating
my brother.

312
00:12:41,651 --> 00:12:43,784
Olu, you slut!

313
00:12:48,353 --> 00:12:51,617
So what does this mean,
you are "taking a break"?

314
00:12:51,661 --> 00:12:53,445
It means we are
taking time apart

315
00:12:53,489 --> 00:12:55,273
to decide
if we should be together.

316
00:12:55,317 --> 00:12:57,667
And this is all 'cause you're
not ready to sleep with him?

317
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,103
It is not that simple.

318
00:12:59,147 --> 00:13:00,496
It is not that
complicated.

319
00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:02,846
20 minutes, a couple
of times a week.

320
00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:04,848
It's called "taking
one for the team."

321
00:13:04,892 --> 00:13:07,459
And a man his age,

322
00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:09,026
with a heart condition, shoot,

323
00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:11,333
you could probably scoot by
with once a month.

324
00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:13,161
[laughs]It's not that

325
00:13:13,204 --> 00:13:14,597
I don't want
to sleep with him.

326
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,120
Then what is the problem?

327
00:13:16,164 --> 00:13:18,470
Really? I have to spell it out?

328
00:13:18,514 --> 00:13:20,516
BOTH:
Yes.

329
00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:24,302
We don't have the same color,
we don't have the same religion,

330
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:25,651
we don't have the same values.

331
00:13:25,695 --> 00:13:28,176
How is any of this
supposed to work?

332
00:13:28,219 --> 00:13:30,091
You singing that song again?
We've been through this.

333
00:13:30,134 --> 00:13:31,744
Yes,

334
00:13:31,788 --> 00:13:34,486
there's a million reasons why
it shouldn't work, but it does.

335
00:13:34,530 --> 00:13:36,184
I never seen
you happier

336
00:13:36,227 --> 00:13:38,403
since that big block
of cream cheese

337
00:13:38,447 --> 00:13:39,927
dropped into your life.

338
00:13:40,841 --> 00:13:43,191
So let him drop
into your pants.

339
00:13:43,234 --> 00:13:45,454
Who knows?

340
00:13:45,497 --> 00:13:47,282
You might
actually enjoy it.

341
00:13:47,325 --> 00:13:49,850
Either way,
it's just 20 minutes.

342
00:13:52,591 --> 00:13:55,333
[knock on door]It's open.

343
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:59,381
Sorry to interrupt, but Kofo and
I finished doing the inventory,

344
00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:00,861
and found a few small

345
00:14:00,904 --> 00:14:02,384
discrepancies.Yeah?

346
00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:04,603
Tell somebody who cares.

347
00:14:14,091 --> 00:14:15,919
Mr. Wheeler,

348
00:14:15,963 --> 00:14:17,051
is everything all right?

349
00:14:17,094 --> 00:14:18,443
No.

350
00:14:18,487 --> 00:14:19,923
Anything we can do?

351
00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:21,925
Yeah, have a drink with me.

352
00:14:21,969 --> 00:14:24,145
Misery loves company.

353
00:14:24,188 --> 00:14:25,929
Okay, we will
be the company.

354
00:14:25,973 --> 00:14:28,410
And you will be the misery.

355
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:32,849
Let me ask you something.

356
00:14:32,893 --> 00:14:34,938
Say a guy was
involved with a...

357
00:14:34,982 --> 00:14:37,071
lady from your neck
of the woods.

358
00:14:37,114 --> 00:14:39,595
Well, the forests of Nigeria
have been horribly depleted,

359
00:14:39,638 --> 00:14:41,945
but okay.

360
00:14:41,989 --> 00:14:46,254
And this lady tells the guy
she's committed to him,

361
00:14:46,297 --> 00:14:47,429
he's the one for her,

362
00:14:47,472 --> 00:14:48,865
she's not looking
at anybody else,

363
00:14:48,909 --> 00:14:51,085
no pharmacists,
nothing like that.

364
00:14:51,128 --> 00:14:53,174
Pharmacists seems like
an unnecessary detail,

365
00:14:53,217 --> 00:14:55,350
but continue.

366
00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:57,569
Would this guy be out of line
in thinking

367
00:14:57,613 --> 00:14:59,963
that her affections
might become physical,

368
00:15:00,007 --> 00:15:03,706
you know, before...
his machinery quits working?

369
00:15:29,645 --> 00:15:32,604
Mr. Wheeler,
this woman does not deserve you.

370
00:15:32,648 --> 00:15:35,085
If I were her, I would have
intercourse with you

371
00:15:35,129 --> 00:15:36,478
as often as I could.

372
00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:41,918
Once or twice a week.

373
00:15:42,963 --> 00:15:44,616
Thanks, pal.

374
00:15:46,314 --> 00:15:49,317
["You're Only Lonely"
by J.D. Souther playing]

375
00:15:55,976 --> 00:16:00,241
♪ When the world
is ready to fall ♪

376
00:16:00,284 --> 00:16:04,419
♪ On your little shoulders

377
00:16:04,462 --> 00:16:09,685
♪ And when you're feeling
lonely and small ♪

378
00:16:09,728 --> 00:16:14,690
♪ You need somebody there
to hold you ♪

379
00:16:15,778 --> 00:16:18,607
♪ You can call out my name

380
00:16:20,087 --> 00:16:23,612
♪ When you're only lonely

381
00:16:23,655 --> 00:16:29,357
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh♪♪ Now, don't you ever
be ashamed ♪

382
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,055
♪ You're only lonely

383
00:16:35,102 --> 00:16:40,020
♪ When you need
somebody around ♪

384
00:16:40,063 --> 00:16:43,153
♪ On the nights that try you

385
00:16:43,197 --> 00:16:48,941
♪ Remember, I was there
when you were a queen ♪

386
00:16:48,985 --> 00:16:54,730
♪ And I'll be
the last one there beside you ♪

387
00:16:54,773 --> 00:16:57,733
♪ So you can call out my name

388
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:03,173
♪ When you're only lonely

389
00:17:03,217 --> 00:17:08,831
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh♪♪ Now, don't you ever
be ashamed ♪

390
00:17:08,874 --> 00:17:11,094
♪ You're only lonely

391
00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:14,010
♪ You're only lonely♪

392
00:17:15,403 --> 00:17:17,579
♪ You're only lonely♪

393
00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:19,363
♪ So if you need me

394
00:17:19,407 --> 00:17:21,496
♪ You're only lonely♪

395
00:17:21,539 --> 00:17:26,327
♪ All you've got to do
is call me ♪

396
00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:28,938
♪ Well, you're only lonely...

397
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,419
♪ You're only lonely♪

398
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:35,336
♪ You're only lonely.♪

399
00:17:35,379 --> 00:17:36,859
[sighs]

400
00:17:47,826 --> 00:17:49,828
Screw it.

401
00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,618
[phone vibrates]

402
00:18:00,404 --> 00:18:01,623
Hey.

403
00:18:01,666 --> 00:18:02,885
Did I wake you?

404
00:18:02,928 --> 00:18:04,321
No.

405
00:18:04,365 --> 00:18:05,235
I miss you.

406
00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:06,932
I miss you, too.

407
00:18:06,976 --> 00:18:08,412
I've been thinking.

408
00:18:08,456 --> 00:18:10,980
Maybe I'm wrong
about waiting for marriage.

409
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,677
Stop. You're not wrong.

410
00:18:12,721 --> 00:18:14,723
Bob, you have to be
honest with me.

411
00:18:14,766 --> 00:18:16,116
I am.

412
00:18:16,159 --> 00:18:17,682
The only thing
important right now is

413
00:18:17,726 --> 00:18:19,249
that I have you in my life.

414
00:18:19,293 --> 00:18:21,164
Are you sure?BOB: Yes.

415
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:23,035
If it means
I have to wait forever,

416
00:18:23,079 --> 00:18:24,994
then that's what I'll do.

417
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:27,257
It will not be forever.

418
00:18:27,301 --> 00:18:30,565
Can you narrow it down
any more than that?

419
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,698
How about tomorrow?

420
00:18:33,742 --> 00:18:35,178
Tomorrow?

421
00:18:35,222 --> 00:18:37,180
Mm, I'm just joking.

422
00:18:37,224 --> 00:18:39,661
Don't do that to me.

423
00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:41,619
Sweet dreams.

424
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,186
They will be now.

425
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:44,883
Good night, Bob.

426
00:18:44,927 --> 00:18:46,929
Good night, Abishola.

427
00:18:50,585 --> 00:18:52,587
Okay.

428
00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:15,784
This is different.
This is celebrating.

429
00:19:22,486 --> 00:19:24,184
Kaale, Tunde.

430
00:19:24,227 --> 00:19:26,273
Kaale, Bob! [laughs]

431
00:19:26,316 --> 00:19:28,013
Hey, come, sit.

432
00:19:29,014 --> 00:19:31,930
Abishola will be
ready very soon.

433
00:19:31,974 --> 00:19:34,629
Ten minutes, 15 tops.

434
00:19:35,630 --> 00:19:37,284
So, you're good?

435
00:19:37,327 --> 00:19:39,938
I amgood. You?Ah.

436
00:19:39,982 --> 00:19:43,420
My only complaint is I do not
see my friend Bob enough.

437
00:19:43,464 --> 00:19:44,856
Likewise.

438
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,336
I am very glad

439
00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:48,512
that you and Abishola have
worked out your differences.

440
00:19:48,556 --> 00:19:49,774
Yeah, me, too.

441
00:19:49,818 --> 00:19:52,255
Can I ask you a
personal question?

442
00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:53,474
Sure.

443
00:19:53,517 --> 00:19:55,606
You had the heart attack
a few months ago.

444
00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:56,781
How you doing now?

445
00:19:56,825 --> 00:19:58,435
Great. Why?

446
00:19:58,479 --> 00:20:01,569
At some point, you and
Abishola will lay together.

447
00:20:01,612 --> 00:20:04,615
You need to be in tip-top
physical condition.

448
00:20:06,661 --> 00:20:08,053
Sorry?

449
00:20:08,097 --> 00:20:10,273
Nigerian women are
ferocious lovers.

450
00:20:10,317 --> 00:20:14,146
Olu and I are still like
frisky college freshmen.

451
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:17,324
Really?
Well, thanks for the advice.

452
00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:20,805
Uh, you know those double bunk
beds that are in dormitories?

453
00:20:20,849 --> 00:20:23,243
Oh, we're not done.

454
00:20:23,286 --> 00:20:24,896
We broke one.

455
00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:27,812
Crushed Olu's roommate
in the bed below.

456
00:20:28,857 --> 00:20:30,467
Is that right?

457
00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:33,165
Yes, we had to take
her to the hospital.

458
00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:35,211
Uh, you know,
after we finished.

459
00:20:37,344 --> 00:20:40,695
Abishola, I'm gonna
wait in the car!

460
00:20:40,738 --> 00:20:42,305
Oh, I-I'll keep you company.

461
00:20:42,349 --> 00:20:43,698
[laughs]

462
00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:45,526
[chuckling]:
Uh, speaking of cars,

463
00:20:45,569 --> 00:20:48,833
uh, one time, we were
in my father's Toyota,

464
00:20:48,877 --> 00:20:51,183
and somehow,
I released the parking brake.

465
00:20:51,227 --> 00:20:54,491
The car rolled into the river,
and we didn't even notice!

466
00:20:54,535 --> 00:20:56,145
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