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Previously
onBob Hearts Abishola...

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Since you are no longer
interested in Chukwuemeka,

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what would you think if I
set him up with somebody else?

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Why would you do that?

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He's so boring and arrogant.

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Yes, you are right.

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But maybe there's a woman
out there

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who can see past those flaws,

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someone with a lot
of love to give

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and enough frequent flyer miles
to take him to Aruba.

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Are you interested in him?

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Me? No.

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I was thinking of somebody else.

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It is me.

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There it is.I knew it.

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Okay, I have to go.

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Your mother is all set,

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but she'll need help
getting to the bathroom.

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Uh, can't she do, like,
a bedpan or something?

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She would prefer not to.

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And if she's going
to get better,

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she needs
to start moving around.

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I just came to tell you

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that I will not be seeing
Chukwuemeka again,

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even though we had a
fantastic dinner last night

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and enjoyed each other's company
very much.

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You are lying again.

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[sighs]

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I am.

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I told you--

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there is a reason why a man
that handsome

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still lives with his mother.

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[grunts]

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I can't.

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Yes, you can.

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[grunts]

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How 'bout, instead
of a dumbbell,

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you put a bottle
of beer in my hand

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and see if I can
lift it to my mouth.

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No beer. Try again.

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[scoffs]

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[grunts]

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[groans]

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It's useless.

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You might as well cut it off

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and get one of those robot arms
Douglas keeps telling me about.

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You do not need robot arms.

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Oh, I get it.

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The robot arm
puts you out of business.

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See if you can
hold it here.

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[grunts]

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[clicks tongue]
Ta-da!

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All right, let's try
some leg exercises.

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Oh, you really suck.

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No, you suck.

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I keep telling you--

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it's a waste of time.

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Mm.

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You have something better to do?

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Okay, now, that was mean.

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Then kick me.

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Oh. I really want to.

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[grunts softly]

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Can I use my good leg?

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You can try,
but then I'll kick you back.

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[clicks tongue] I've been
doing this for weeks.

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Nothing happens.

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Okay.

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If you finish your exercises,

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I'll let you have half a beer.

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A whole beer.A sip.

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That's not how you negotiate![chuckles]

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You're supposed to
meet me in the middle.

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Okay, half a beer after lunch,

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half a beer after dinner.

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Now you're talkin'.

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[grunts]
I can't.

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Yes, you can.

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[grunts]

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I can't!

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All right,
we can stop for now.[cries]

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Oh, great.

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You made the
old broad cry.

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Now your job is done.

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I know it's hard,

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but you're doing very well.[sniffles]

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I still get the beer, right?

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Yes.

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Thank you.

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["Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola
playing]

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[crowd cheering on TV]

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You know,

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there's a silver lining
in Mom's stroke.

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What's that?

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Family time.

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Quality family time.

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I agree. Family.

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That's what it's all about.

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Can we please

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just watch the game
and not talk?

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Like a family.

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ABISHOLA:
Your mother is taking a nap.

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You might want to check on her
in about an hour.

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How'd the
physical therapy go?

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Making any progress?

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Not as much as
she would like.

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I saw this news thing
on robot arms.

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Is that an option?

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No, Douglas.

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And, please, don't give
her any more bad ideas.

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The guy on TV was juggling.

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Douglas,
watch the game.

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Okay.

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Is there anything we can do?

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Yes. She needs to get
back to her old life--

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go back to work, spend
time with friends.

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Sitting in that room all day
is making her depressed.

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You can help her
with that, right?

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Depression's
kind of your jam.

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Douglas, the game.

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Yeah.

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I'll bring some work home
for her to do,

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and then we'll try to get her
to socialize a little.Good.

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I'm sure she has many friends
who are anxious to see her.

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Eh, we'll dig somebody up.

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Come on,
I'll take you home.

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Just so you know,

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depression is a real,
measurable disease.

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Is one of the symptoms
going to airport bars

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to hook up
with baggage handlers?

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Very nice, Douglas.

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What?

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I was enjoying family time!

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[phone vibrating]

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[groans]

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What?That pharmacist
keeps texting me.

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I thought you broke it off.I did.

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I told him very clearly
we should just be friends.

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You're such a bad liar.

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I am.

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But look at this.

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Look what I can get
over the counter.

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Mm. I don't want to see that.

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I do.

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Damn, he's pretty.

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[chuckles]Send this to me.

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No.Oh, come on.

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I've been married
a long time.

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I need a little help
to get across the finish line.

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What would your husband say?

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Oh, he won't care.
He'll hold the phone for me.

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Look who's here!

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[TV playing indistinctly]

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Hey, you!

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[groans]

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So good to see you.
How you doing?

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Yeah, what's
the good word?

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Paralysis.

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Well, you look fabulous.

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Yeah, sure.

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TRISH:
No, it's true.

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We were expecting to see a
melted candle with blonde hair.

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Trish.You laughed in the car.

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[sighs]

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So,

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what you been up to?

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Not much.

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I sit here, watch TV.

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They make me exercise.

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That sounds fun!

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Yeah, like
a staycation.

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Who needs Cabo?

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So, how's it going
at the club?

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Oh, well, here's
some big news.

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We have a new member who
happens to be a black gal.

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We love her.

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She's great.So great.

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That's great.It is great.

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So...

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so, when are you done
with all this?

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I don't know.

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Maybe never.
[chuckles]

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Okay, I'm j-- I'm
just gonna say it.

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I'm sad now.

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Oh, Jen,
it's gonna be okay.

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Really?

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'Cause I'm
really sad.

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Thanks for coming.

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Bye. Bye.Okay, you bet.

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If that was me,
I'd take a handful of pills

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and just end it.

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She can't open the bottle.

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That's the problem.I know.

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Well, that was a fun
little visit, huh?

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Don't ever spring that
on me again.

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No more visitors.

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Why not?I don't want people

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to see me like this.

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Come on, you got nothing
to be embarrassed about.

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People get sick,
life happens.

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No more visitors.

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Okay, okay.I don't need

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any more lookie-loos.

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"Come see the one-armed woman

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trying to chew a pizza roll
with half a mouth."

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Well, that's why you're slim--

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you chew.

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I just swallow 'em like pills.

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It's not fair. They're
both older than me,

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and they're totally healthy.

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Well, I'm sure,
at some point,

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they'll have their own
medical crisis to deal with.

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Don't try and cheer me up.

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Mm. I spoke with
your mathematics teacher today.

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She said that Beginning Algebra
is not challenging for you.

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You should be
in Advanced Placement.

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I'd rather not do that.Why not?

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I'd like to stay in a class
with my friends.

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Are you listening
to my stupid son?

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Given the opportunity
to better himself,

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he would rather be
with his friends.

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You will make
new friends.

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Smarter friends.

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And one day,

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your hard work will pay off

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and you'll be happy,

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like me.

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[phone chimes]

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[clicks tongue]
Oh, no.

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What?It's Bob.

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His mother's depression
is getting worse.

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Americans have
so much depression.

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I don't understand it.

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I do.

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Oh, hi!

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We came to cheer up
your mother.

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With food and games.

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Oh, that's very nice, but
she's not really up for vi--

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Okay, come on in!

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AUNTIE OLU:
Here you go.

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A real Nigerian meal.

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Thank you, Olu,
but I'm not hungry.

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Eat.

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Really,
I don't have an appetite.

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Eat!

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Okay.

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[coughing]

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Spicy!

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[exclaims]
It's hot pepper soup.

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It cures colds,
fevers,

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anything that troubles you.

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Even your make-believe
depression.

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Make-believe?

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I just had a stroke;

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I think I'm allowed
to be a little gloomy.

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Why?

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What purpose does it serve?

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I don't know,
it's just how I feel.

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Dottie, let me
tell you a story.

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Ah, damn.

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There once was a monkey
who lost his tail.

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Don't tell me, he was depressed.

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I willtell you.

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He was depressed.

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A crocodile had
bitten off his tail,

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and with it, his will to live.

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Can you please just cut to
the moral of the story?

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Oh...

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Cannot swing from branch
to branch...

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The other monkeys
made fun of him...

271
00:10:44,490 --> 00:10:45,970
Uh, he met a
clever turtle...

272
00:10:46,014 --> 00:10:47,189
Ah!

273
00:10:47,232 --> 00:10:51,846
The moral is... don't give up.

274
00:10:51,889 --> 00:10:54,370
That's great.
I feel better.

275
00:10:54,413 --> 00:10:55,676
Good.

276
00:10:55,719 --> 00:10:58,983
Finish your soup,
then we'll play Scrabble.

277
00:10:59,027 --> 00:11:01,159
I don't know, I'm really tired.

278
00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,205
We also brought beer.

279
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,860
Shut the door.

280
00:11:12,475 --> 00:11:13,781
Karo.

281
00:11:13,824 --> 00:11:15,739
Hey. Karo.Gloria,

282
00:11:15,783 --> 00:11:16,914
that's a lovely necklace.

283
00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:20,831
It's just the chain
for my glasses.

284
00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,528
I also have a necklace.

285
00:11:22,572 --> 00:11:24,008
Oh, nice.

286
00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:25,488
Yes, very pretty.

287
00:11:25,531 --> 00:11:27,011
It was a gift.

288
00:11:27,055 --> 00:11:28,752
Really?
Who gave it...?
Don't.

289
00:11:28,796 --> 00:11:30,841
That's what she wants.

290
00:11:30,885 --> 00:11:33,017
Oh, come on. Please ask.

291
00:11:33,061 --> 00:11:34,149
Who gave you the...

292
00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:36,368
Chukwuemeka!

293
00:11:36,412 --> 00:11:37,543
Kemi.

294
00:11:37,587 --> 00:11:38,762
What can I do?

295
00:11:38,806 --> 00:11:40,155
He will not take "no"
for an answer.

296
00:11:40,198 --> 00:11:41,199
Did you tell him "no"?

297
00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,854
No.

298
00:11:43,898 --> 00:11:45,290
Kemi, be careful.

299
00:11:45,334 --> 00:11:47,510
He's going to want something
in exchange for this gift.

300
00:11:47,553 --> 00:11:49,077
Oh, he already got it.

301
00:11:50,426 --> 00:11:53,603
This was not a please,
it was a thank you.

302
00:12:00,479 --> 00:12:03,265
CHRISTINA:
♪ Pretty woman

303
00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:05,136
♪ Rolling down the street

304
00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:07,051
♪ Pretty woman

305
00:12:07,095 --> 00:12:09,227
♪ The kind I'd like to meet

306
00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,360
♪ Pretty woman.

307
00:12:11,403 --> 00:12:12,448
Wow, you look great.

308
00:12:12,491 --> 00:12:13,536
Thank you.

309
00:12:13,579 --> 00:12:14,755
What's the occasion?

310
00:12:14,798 --> 00:12:15,494
I'm tired of laying around,

311
00:12:15,538 --> 00:12:16,757
waiting to die.

312
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,280
I'm gonna have lunch
at the club.

313
00:12:18,323 --> 00:12:19,760
Good for you.
With Jen and Trish?

314
00:12:19,803 --> 00:12:21,109
Ah, screw Jen and Trish.

315
00:12:22,414 --> 00:12:24,242
I'm going with Olu and Tunde.

316
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:26,505
Olu and Tunde?

317
00:12:26,549 --> 00:12:28,159
That's exactly
what I said,

318
00:12:28,203 --> 00:12:29,900
and how I said it.

319
00:12:29,944 --> 00:12:31,946
What's the big deal?

320
00:12:31,989 --> 00:12:33,991
Nothing, it's just the club's
kind of a stuffy place;

321
00:12:34,035 --> 00:12:35,776
they may raise some eyebrows.

322
00:12:35,819 --> 00:12:38,082
Ah, those old hags
have had so much Botox,

323
00:12:38,126 --> 00:12:39,910
their eyebrows
aren't going anywhere.

324
00:12:39,954 --> 00:12:41,825
[chuckles][car horn honks]

325
00:12:41,869 --> 00:12:43,914
There's my Nigerians. Mush.

326
00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:45,916
♪ Pretty woman...

327
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:47,483
That was cute once.

328
00:12:53,402 --> 00:12:55,404
One moment, please.

329
00:12:55,447 --> 00:12:57,493
[soft piano music playing]

330
00:12:58,624 --> 00:13:00,539
Ooh, cream of broccoli.

331
00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:01,976
Good choice.

332
00:13:04,369 --> 00:13:08,809
That's right, Susan,
I'm not dead.

333
00:13:08,852 --> 00:13:10,898
So many old white people,

334
00:13:10,941 --> 00:13:13,291
it's like eating lunch
in a bank.

335
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,817
This is fun.Yes,

336
00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,993
and next week we will
take you to our club.

337
00:13:19,036 --> 00:13:20,821
You have a club?

338
00:13:20,864 --> 00:13:22,039
No, it was a joke.

339
00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:23,954
I assumed you knew
we do not have a club.

340
00:13:23,998 --> 00:13:25,216
[laughs]

341
00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:26,957
But you could come to church
with us sometime.

342
00:13:27,001 --> 00:13:28,480
[laughing]

343
00:13:28,524 --> 00:13:30,178
That was not a joke.

344
00:13:30,221 --> 00:13:32,136
Look who's out and about.

345
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:34,269
And someone
combed your hair.

346
00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:36,488
Hi. Jen Davenport.

347
00:13:36,532 --> 00:13:38,839
I'm Trish Dolan.
And you are?

348
00:13:38,882 --> 00:13:40,579
Oluwatoyin Ifedayo Olatunji.

349
00:13:41,842 --> 00:13:43,931
DOTTIE:
And this...

350
00:13:43,974 --> 00:13:46,847
is Babatunde Teletubby

351
00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:48,979
Olatunji.

352
00:13:49,023 --> 00:13:50,328
Did I get that right?

353
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,853
Close enough.

354
00:13:52,896 --> 00:13:56,378
You two are so cute,
all matchy-matchy.

355
00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:59,033
[chuckles] And how is it
that you know Dottie?

356
00:13:59,076 --> 00:14:01,296
Well, her son is courting
our niece.

357
00:14:01,339 --> 00:14:02,297
Courting?

358
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,386
Oh, très galant.

359
00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:06,562
I voted for Obama.

360
00:14:06,605 --> 00:14:08,433
JEN:
Speaking of,

361
00:14:08,477 --> 00:14:10,740
we have a gal here
you two should meet.

362
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:11,872
She's great.So great.

363
00:14:11,915 --> 00:14:13,003
Really great.

364
00:14:13,047 --> 00:14:14,831
[flatly]:
Great.

365
00:14:21,055 --> 00:14:22,926
Kaason. Kaason.

366
00:14:22,970 --> 00:14:24,754
Thank you so much
for meeting me.

367
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,234
Mm.

368
00:14:26,277 --> 00:14:28,758
I got you a cappuccino
with extra foam.

369
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:30,499
Thank you.

370
00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:31,935
I remembered.

371
00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:34,242
You like it to tickle your lip.

372
00:14:34,285 --> 00:14:37,332
Your memory is as perfect
as your abdomen.

373
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,899
[chuckles]

374
00:14:38,942 --> 00:14:42,337
So, what was so important that
you had to see me at work?

375
00:14:42,380 --> 00:14:45,253
I need to ask you a favor.

376
00:14:45,296 --> 00:14:46,907
Yes, of course, what?

377
00:14:46,950 --> 00:14:49,997
I need the necklace back.

378
00:14:51,607 --> 00:14:55,219
In exchange for a better one?

379
00:14:55,263 --> 00:14:58,222
No. Here is the problem:

380
00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:02,444
my mother saw how expensive
it was and became very upset.

381
00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:04,359
And how does she know
how much it cost?

382
00:15:04,402 --> 00:15:07,057
She went through my pockets
when she was doing my laundry.

383
00:15:07,101 --> 00:15:09,277
Your mother does your laundry?

384
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,802
I certainly would not
pay a stranger to do it.

385
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:15,413
Well, I will not be
giving back the necklace.

386
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,762
Kemi, please.

387
00:15:16,806 --> 00:15:20,070
Will you be giving me back
what I gave to you?

388
00:15:20,114 --> 00:15:21,637
No.

389
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,422
I will treasure that night
forever.

390
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,034
Good. And tell your mother
if she has a problem,

391
00:15:27,077 --> 00:15:28,426
she can talk to me.

392
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:30,080
Uh-uh. You don't
want to do that.

393
00:15:30,124 --> 00:15:31,777
Why? I'm not afraid of her.

394
00:15:31,821 --> 00:15:33,562
Because you don't know her.

395
00:15:33,605 --> 00:15:38,741
Chukwuemeka, don't worry,
I will take care of you.

396
00:15:38,784 --> 00:15:40,656
Really?

397
00:15:45,095 --> 00:15:46,923
Really.

398
00:15:46,967 --> 00:15:51,493
You're wearing the necklace now,
aren't you?

399
00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:52,798
Yes.

400
00:15:52,842 --> 00:15:55,149
I can feel it.

401
00:15:57,499 --> 00:15:59,762
The food is delicious.Oh.

402
00:15:59,805 --> 00:16:01,068
Yes, very good.

403
00:16:01,111 --> 00:16:03,896
As long as we don't
get raided by ICE,

404
00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:06,160
we got a great kitchen.

405
00:16:06,203 --> 00:16:07,639
Mm.You know,

406
00:16:07,683 --> 00:16:10,468
they put on a nice wedding
here, too.

407
00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:13,819
Are you thinking of
one couple in particular?

408
00:16:13,863 --> 00:16:16,605
A mother can dream, right?

409
00:16:16,648 --> 00:16:18,085
So can aunties.
Oh.

410
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,089
And Bob's first wedding
was downtown,

411
00:16:22,132 --> 00:16:24,482
so there's no bad juju.

412
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:26,441
Excuse me, did you say
"bad juju"?

413
00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:29,487
Ah, geez, is that
an offensive term?

414
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:32,490
No, we Nigerians
invented juju.

415
00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:33,535
[laughs]

416
00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:35,015
And don't worry,

417
00:16:35,058 --> 00:16:36,668
we will tell you
if you are being offensive.

418
00:16:36,712 --> 00:16:38,714
Likewise.Mm-hmm.

419
00:16:38,757 --> 00:16:40,846
Now, if we're gonna
have the ceremony here,

420
00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,848
we've got to book it
like a year in advance.

421
00:16:42,892 --> 00:16:44,850
Are we ready to commit?

422
00:16:44,894 --> 00:16:46,113
I feel good about it.

423
00:16:46,156 --> 00:16:47,723
Me, too.

424
00:16:47,766 --> 00:16:49,899
So what's the first step?

425
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:53,033
Abishola needs to finalize
her divorce in Nigeria.

426
00:16:53,076 --> 00:16:54,686
And they'll need to
start looking into

427
00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:56,036
neighborhood schools
for Dele.

428
00:16:56,079 --> 00:16:58,125
And I'll have my lawyer
draw up a prenup.

429
00:16:59,474 --> 00:17:00,475
What?

430
00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:02,520
Well, it's just this thing
you sign

431
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,696
to make sure everybody hangs on
to what's theirs.

432
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,481
We know what it is.

433
00:17:06,524 --> 00:17:07,960
But why does Abishola
need one?

434
00:17:08,004 --> 00:17:09,353
Do you think
she wants Bob's money?

435
00:17:09,397 --> 00:17:11,094
No, but it's a family business,

436
00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:13,053
and it needs to stay
in the family.

437
00:17:13,096 --> 00:17:15,533
But wouldn't Abishola
be a part of the family?

438
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:19,581
Well, yeah, sort of.

439
00:17:20,930 --> 00:17:22,975
Do you remember a moment ago,
you asked us to tell you

440
00:17:23,019 --> 00:17:24,151
when you are being offensive?

441
00:17:24,194 --> 00:17:25,891
It's happening now.

442
00:17:25,935 --> 00:17:29,547
Oh, come on, Bob had a prenup
in his first marriage.

443
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,940
Christina, too.

444
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:34,161
And thank God, otherwise
we'd have a life coach

445
00:17:34,204 --> 00:17:37,425
and an underwear model
on our board of directors.

446
00:17:37,468 --> 00:17:39,644
Our niece is a good
Christian girl.

447
00:17:39,688 --> 00:17:41,907
She would be a step up
for your family.

448
00:17:41,951 --> 00:17:43,561
The Wicked Witch of the West

449
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,563
would be a step up
for my family.

450
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:50,090
But the reality of marriage
is: half of 'em don't last.

451
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:52,135
Yes, well, we believe
marriage is forever.

452
00:17:52,179 --> 00:17:54,224
Till the bitter end.

453
00:17:55,486 --> 00:17:57,184
Well, tell that to the clown
in Nigeria

454
00:17:57,227 --> 00:17:59,447
Abishola's trying to get rid of.

455
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:02,102
He abandoned her, and she
did not take anything from him.

456
00:18:02,145 --> 00:18:03,712
Well, did he have anything?

457
00:18:03,755 --> 00:18:06,149
You assume because
he is Nigerian, he is poor?

458
00:18:06,193 --> 00:18:07,933
Shame on you!

459
00:18:07,977 --> 00:18:10,414
Oh, don't make this about race.

460
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,851
Look who we found.

461
00:18:12,895 --> 00:18:15,767
Isn't she great?So great.

462
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,819
This is nice, huh?

463
00:18:23,862 --> 00:18:25,429
Just the two of us
for once.

464
00:18:25,473 --> 00:18:27,127
Yes. It's funny,

465
00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:28,476
we see each other
almost every day,

466
00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:30,782
but we're so busy,
I still miss you.

467
00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:33,437
You know what?
I've been missing you, too.

468
00:18:33,481 --> 00:18:36,745
Hopefully we have
more time like this

469
00:18:36,788 --> 00:18:38,442
now that your mother
is making progress.

470
00:18:38,486 --> 00:18:40,836
Well, that's thanks
to your aunt and uncle.

471
00:18:40,879 --> 00:18:43,143
[chuckles] Did you ever expect
your family and my family

472
00:18:43,186 --> 00:18:44,405
to get along like this?

473
00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:46,015
Not in a million years.

474
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,799
[car horn honking repeatedly]

475
00:18:47,843 --> 00:18:49,453
What's that about?

476
00:18:49,497 --> 00:18:51,020
[honking continues]

477
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:52,761
[tires screeching]

478
00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:56,939
[sighs heavily]

479
00:18:57,983 --> 00:18:59,594
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