1 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:03,637 Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola... 2 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:05,406 The last time I saw you in the flesh, 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,908 you were sitting in that chair. 4 00:00:08,007 --> 00:00:09,943 Ah, the flesh. 5 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:12,980 I don't miss it. 6 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:15,083 So, what's the plan, son? 7 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:16,750 I don't know. 8 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:18,986 Thinking about a vanilla shake. 9 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:21,355 That's exactly what I'd do. 10 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,657 Eat yourself sick? Fill the hole. 11 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:27,228 You do it with food, I did it with Scotch. 12 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:29,397 You also gambled. Hey! 13 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:30,664 If I wanted to talk to my wife, 14 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:32,800 I would've visited my wife. 15 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:34,368 The point is, 16 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:35,969 you do what you have to do 17 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,638 so you can get back to work the next day. 18 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,907 Call me if you need me. 19 00:00:41,609 --> 00:00:44,645 I'll always need you, Dad. 20 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:49,417 All right. 21 00:00:50,951 --> 00:00:52,320 What do you think? 22 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:55,156 Mm... Very dapper. 23 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:58,092 Bob Wheeler is wearing last year's spring collection 24 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,994 because he couldn't bring himself to pay full price 25 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:02,563 for a Hugo Boss suit. 26 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:04,864 (chuckles) You may want to take off the tag. 27 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,066 Eh, leave it on. 28 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:07,668 I want potential business partners to know 29 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:09,803 I hold out for the best price. 30 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,506 This factory is going to change everything. 31 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,208 All over the world, when people see a foot, 32 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:17,345 they will picture your face. 33 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,447 Why stop at feet? I could do gloves. 34 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,115 It's really just five tiny socks. Mm-hmm. 35 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:25,386 My dear, you can cover any extremity you set your mind to. 36 00:01:25,486 --> 00:01:26,920 Paparazzi is gonna love us. 37 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:29,490 "Sock mogul and surgeon wife." 38 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,993 Hmm. I prefer, "Johns Hopkins educated surgeon 39 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,263 and sock husband." 40 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:36,896 I should be going. Okay. 41 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:38,999 Hey, call me the second you hear from them. 42 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:40,968 I don't want to find out you got into medical school 43 00:01:41,068 --> 00:01:42,536 from your mom's Facebook. 44 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,938 Mummy has had it on Facebook since I applied. 45 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:47,107 (door opens) 46 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,412 What's up, buttercup? 47 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,281 Dad? What the hell are you doing here? 48 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:54,848 Well, you tell me. 49 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,751 What's got you circling the cuckoo's nest this time? 50 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:58,985 I'm fine. 51 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:01,222 Why don't you go haunt somebody else? 52 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:02,523 Hey now, that's offensive. 53 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,425 You see any chains here? 54 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:07,495 Did I say, "Ooh"? I'm not a ghost. 55 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:08,862 As far as I can tell, 56 00:02:08,961 --> 00:02:10,830 I'm some kind of physical manifestation 57 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:13,634 of your subconscious, here to help you externalize 58 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,969 your stresses and insecurities, 59 00:02:16,069 --> 00:02:19,173 or... you did shrooms. 60 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:21,542 I didn't do shrooms. 61 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:23,311 I don't think. 62 00:02:23,411 --> 00:02:26,180 Well, let's figure this out. How's the old lady? 63 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,315 Marriage is great. 64 00:02:27,415 --> 00:02:29,950 How's the really old lady? 65 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,785 Mom's good, too. 66 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,454 You were always too much of a coward 67 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,489 to have any real addictions. 68 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:38,392 Huh. I guess nothing's wrong. 69 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,494 Exactly. I'll see you the next time I go nuts. 70 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,530 I look forward to it. 71 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:50,070 You know something's wrong. I know! 72 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:54,875 ("Ifanla" by Sola Akingbola playing) 73 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,865 This camera thing's looking at me funny. 74 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,500 Is it on? 75 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:22,035 Oh! 76 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,472 It's voice activated. 77 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,906 This is the future. 78 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:27,241 Kind of cool, huh? 79 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:30,411 (deep voice): I am the great and powerful Bob. 80 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:31,945 When Abishola starts med school, 81 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,847 I'm gonna be in Baltimore a lot. 82 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,215 We have to adapt. 83 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:37,117 Only Mr. Wheeler may adapt. 84 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:39,287 If anyone else wants to teleconference, 85 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,722 they must use their paid time off. 86 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,291 BOB: First things first, 87 00:03:43,391 --> 00:03:45,225 I want to update you on our negotiations with Hanes. 88 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:48,095 Everything looks g-- 89 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:49,563 Bob, you froze up. 90 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,665 What do you think was coming next? 91 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:52,866 I heard a "guh." 92 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,134 So, "good"? 93 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:55,736 Could be "great." 94 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,004 Or "grave." 95 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,606 What the hell? 96 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:00,708 This is a train wreck. 97 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:01,775 (banging) 98 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,076 Son of a bitch! 99 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:05,546 Somebody brought their weekend mouth. 100 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:06,880 BOB: There we go. 101 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:08,549 I showed Hanes how much we could save them, 102 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:11,585 and now they're squirming on our line like a giant tuna. 103 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:14,254 We will reel in the son of a bitch. Kofo. 104 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,290 It is business talk. 105 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:19,327 You guys are really moving up to the big leagues. 106 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:21,562 We're really moving up to the big leagues! 107 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:22,863 (cheering) 108 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:25,198 Of course, they're gonna be having all the fun. 109 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:26,667 You're gonna be in Baltimore, 110 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,970 eating crab cakes with your mother-in-law. 111 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,406 Future's looking bright, huh, guys? 112 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,476 (crunching) 113 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:37,845 Mom, can you eat something quieter? 114 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,246 The camera's following you. 115 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:40,748 That is a wonderful idea, Christina. 116 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:41,849 What is? 117 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,050 (crunch) 118 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:44,752 Kofo and I have a whole mood board 119 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:45,853 if you'd like to see it. 120 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,588 I-I'm sorry, what was the idea? 121 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,289 (crunching) Bob, if this is gonna work, 122 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,158 you got to pay attention. 123 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:52,360 I am paying attention! 124 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,828 Are you talking? We can't hear you. 125 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,830 Can you see me talking? 126 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:59,099 This is friggin' painful. 127 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,301 We lost him. 128 00:05:01,402 --> 00:05:03,971 Ugh, this is gonna be hell. 129 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,006 (laughing) 130 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,208 That's it. What? 131 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,711 You don't want to go to Baltimore. 132 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:11,779 (laughing) 133 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:14,281 You are screwed, buddy boy. 134 00:05:20,454 --> 00:05:22,723 Excuse me, excuse me, move. 135 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,525 Whoa, too far, too far. 136 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:27,227 (panting) Excuse me, excuse me. 137 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,797 Hey! No running in my hall. 138 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,732 You would think with all the sex I have, 139 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,501 I'd be in better shape. 140 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:36,303 (exhales) My cousin Adeppo's daughter 141 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:39,673 just got her Johns Hopkins acceptance email. 142 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,942 Oluwa mi o! 143 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:44,645 Now you see why I am glistening. 144 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,614 We need to remember this moment. 145 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:54,588 There's nothing. 146 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,425 Oh. Well, still a nice picture. 147 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:00,494 Give it to me. 148 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,163 It's probably in your junk folder. 149 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,498 Oh, of course. 150 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,500 The junk folder, yes. Yeah, yeah. 151 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,806 Do you have another junk folder? 152 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,375 Oh, no. I-It's okay. 153 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,210 Maybe they're sending the acceptance letters 154 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,412 in alphabetical order. 155 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:20,748 My last name is Adebambo. 156 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,784 Maybe they are going youngest to oldest. 157 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:27,755 In that case, you'd be very last. 158 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,257 Let's not sit and stare at the screen. 159 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:31,892 A watched pot never boils. 160 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:34,762 Who says? 161 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,263 It's an expression. 162 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:37,931 Well, it's a stupid one. 163 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,767 I watch pots boil all day. 164 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:40,933 Refresh the email. 165 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:42,202 Refresh! 166 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:44,805 I'm gonna go check on my patients. 167 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,006 Good idea. 168 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:48,375 Because a watched patient never dies. 169 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:51,411 Refresh! I am refreshing! Do not shout. 170 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,914 I'm sorry! This is very stressful for me! 171 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:58,986 This quaint row house is in 172 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:01,154 one of Baltimore's most desirable neighborhoods. 173 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,657 Walking distance from Johns Hopkins. 174 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,726 Keep looking until you find something 175 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:09,763 that includes the words "gaudy" or "extravagant." 176 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,032 I did not realize we'd be house hunting already. 177 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,702 Uh, that's what I agreed to, pack up and start over. 178 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:16,770 No turning back. 179 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,338 B-Town or bust. 180 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,273 I think people call it B'more. 181 00:07:20,373 --> 00:07:23,010 Well, I couldn't "B'more" excited. 182 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,978 Lying to your wife. 183 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,548 You get that from me. 184 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:31,151 Hey, check this one out. Lot of room. 185 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,353 Beautiful kitchen. Look at that fancy chandelier. 186 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,823 So ostentatious. 187 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:37,591 I love it. 188 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:38,926 Well, I think I need a little time 189 00:07:39,026 --> 00:07:41,361 to see about the school situation. 190 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,764 Uh-- For Dele. 191 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,365 I already picked Eastern Technical. 192 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,000 It's the best school in the Baltimore area. 193 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,436 It's tough to get into, but who's gonna say no 194 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:52,139 to my grades and this face? 195 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:54,642 See? Everything's gonna be great. 196 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:57,444 You are right. Yeah, right. 197 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:06,353 Another Milano for my little chocolate cookie? 198 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:09,790 (laughing): Do not make me spill my tea. (knocking) 199 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:13,694 Well, if you do, I will sop you up. 200 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,428 (laughing) 201 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:18,799 Abishola! 202 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:21,034 E kaasan, Uncle. Auntie. 203 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,670 Did you get any mail for me? 204 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,337 There is a stack over there. 205 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,906 It is all junk. 206 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,642 Well, except for the birthday card from her dentist. 207 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:32,078 What? If it comes to Tunde's house, 208 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,347 Tunde is going to open it. 209 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,884 When I get him presents, 210 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:39,385 I have them delivered to the neighbor. 211 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:41,254 Who also opens them. 212 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,523 It has to be here. 213 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,258 What are you looking for? 214 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,896 Oh, um... my credit card bill. 215 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:51,398 Other people with the same credit card company 216 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:54,034 have already been emailed their statements. 217 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,736 Do you see that panic? 218 00:08:55,836 --> 00:08:58,672 That is why we will never go paperless. 219 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,408 E kaasan, Auntie. 220 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,010 Kaasan, Morenike. You look nice. 221 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:06,146 I have an interview at the new hospital across town. 222 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:10,517 The fancy one where the mayor got his colonoscopy. 223 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:12,152 You must get this job. 224 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:15,088 It is the first step to you becoming the best in your field. 225 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,423 Yes, Auntie. 226 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:18,792 Even if you do not, you will be fine. 227 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:22,195 Well... no. 228 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,331 She would be an embarrassment. 229 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:25,599 Of course. 230 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:27,067 But because something is the best, 231 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,169 does not mean it's the only option. 232 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:31,872 Eh? Maybe God has other plans. 233 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:37,077 (laughter) 234 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,113 Very funny, Abishola. 235 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:44,451 A-As if anything less than the best is acceptable. 236 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:46,987 (laughter) 237 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:48,221 Can you imagine? 238 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,057 To fail my family and the community 239 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,491 and just say "whoopsie"? 240 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,827 (laughter) 241 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,134 This house has a nice big yard. 242 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:04,738 Perfect place to put yourself out to pasture. 243 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,606 I'm still gonna be taking care of things. 244 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,842 And if I put my office in this unfinished basement, 245 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,443 and run the washer and dryer, 246 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,279 it'll feel like I never left the factory. 247 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:13,781 You see the problem here? 248 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:17,417 I know that you don't believe you. 249 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:19,920 Okay, fine. 250 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:21,955 Look, I just brought manufacturing back to Detroit. 251 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,324 I deserve to stick around and enjoy that ride. 252 00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:26,193 Don't tell me, tell her. 253 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,061 Hey, honey. 254 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,632 I didn't think you wanted me eating like that. 255 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,101 These are not for you. 256 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,703 Anybody else coming? 257 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,171 'Cause I'm pretty sure that's the family feast. 258 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:39,506 Ooh, I'll take one. 259 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,174 These are my fries! 260 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,811 What is going on? 261 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:44,712 Nothing. 262 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,513 You're talking to a guy 263 00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:47,848 who's eaten his way through those bags 264 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:49,950 on more than one occasion. 265 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:50,951 What's up? 266 00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,886 (sighs) 267 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:57,024 I never heard from Johns Hopkins. 268 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,360 Which means I did not get in. 269 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:03,463 Aw, honey. Come here. 270 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:10,871 MAX: Now you don't have to move! 271 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:13,073 And you didn't have to be honest. 272 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,809 Go ahead, stroke her back. Really sell it. 273 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,157 Okay. 274 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,192 Patient in 422 needs assistance. 275 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,661 How can we work at a time like this? 276 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:37,530 My friend is a failure. 277 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:38,766 They should ask 278 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,067 to speak with a doctor, 279 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,935 which clearly I am not. 280 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,571 No, you are not. 281 00:11:44,671 --> 00:11:46,639 You know, if our roles were reversed, 282 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,976 you'd tell me to stop moping and focus on work. 283 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:50,878 (sighs) 284 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:53,080 At least I give good advice. 285 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,119 I miss angry Abishola. 286 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,155 This pathetic one is a buzzkill. 287 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,391 Give her time, she'll be all right. 288 00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,393 She has never failed before. 289 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:09,629 We are in uncharted waters of mediocrity. 290 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:13,033 We need to be supportive and build her up. 291 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,301 That is going to be difficult 292 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,603 when I can barely look her in the eye. 293 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:18,605 (chuckles): Oh, hello! 294 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,841 The patient wanted the TV remote, 295 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:24,011 which luckily I am qualified for. 296 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,013 Yes, you are. 297 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,181 GLORIA: Listen to me. 298 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,350 You are smarter and more compassionate 299 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,219 than half the doctors in this hospital. 300 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:35,755 They are the half that did not go to Johns Hopkins. 301 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,825 I know things look bleak now, 302 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:41,028 but after the storm comes a beautiful rainbow. 303 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,729 Right, Kemi? 304 00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:45,498 Eh. 305 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,400 Kemi! 306 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,402 Abishola. 307 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:50,971 Listen to me. 308 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,573 Where you study does not define you. 309 00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,574 What is important 310 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,143 is your family 311 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,878 and the friends you surround yourself with. 312 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,512 I am lying. 313 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,281 The most prestigious school in the country has rejected you. 314 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:03,450 Your life is over. 315 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,153 I'm surprised you can even look at me. 316 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,588 You see? She gets it. 317 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:14,594 I got you a tea and a lemon bar. 318 00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,329 Just the tea, thank you. 319 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,866 All right. Cookie? Cake pop? 320 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,069 How many baked goods do you have? 321 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,370 I just wanted to help cheer you up. 322 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,940 Ugh. Failure does not deserve confectionary. 323 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,141 Failure? 324 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,011 Would I hug a failure? Get in here. 325 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,914 You know, instead of thinking about what didn't work out, 326 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,649 how about we focus on what you got already. 327 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:41,221 If you say "supportive husband," I will smush your cake pop. 328 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,024 How about a job working with your best friends, 329 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,226 the beautiful home we've made together? 330 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,528 We would have made a new home in Baltimore. 331 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,463 Mm. Detroit's where we met, 332 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,165 where our family lives. 333 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,234 Plus, what would this bench do without us? 334 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,170 I suppose it would have been hard to leave. 335 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,538 Especially now. 336 00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,806 What do you mean? 337 00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:03,143 Just everything's really clicking here. 338 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,477 Life's good. 339 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,313 And it would not have been good in Baltimore? 340 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,049 Bail. Bail right now. 341 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:10,183 I'm not saying that. 342 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,651 Then what are you saying? 343 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,020 Repeat after me: 344 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,555 "I was excited to go and I'm sad that this happened." 345 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,490 It's just, the factory's up and running. 346 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,592 I'm about to close the biggest deal of my career. 347 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,429 Stop freaking talking, Bobby! 348 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,231 So you did not want to go? 349 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,233 Well, the timing wouldn't have been great. 350 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,501 (sighs) Why didn't you tell me how you felt? 351 00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,971 'Cause I'm an idiot, but I'm telling you now. 352 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,805 'Cause you're an idiot. 353 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,475 And if I did get in, you would have been miserable? 354 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,277 Well, it would have been worth it 'cause I love you. 355 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,879 But not enough for you to be honest with me. 356 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,848 Good thing I did not achieve my dreams, 357 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,550 so you can be happy. 358 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,055 Don't say it. 359 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:51,324 What? You really cheered her up. 360 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,632 If we want to woo a corporation like Hanes, 361 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:04,671 our marketing strategy needs to be bigger, bolder, sexier. 362 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,840 While also kissing the butt of our new cash cow. 363 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,377 Right. So when you buy one pair of underwear, 364 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:14,314 you get a free pair of MaxDot socks because... 365 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,749 We cover everything. 366 00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,221 What's the point of any of this? 367 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:24,391 Okay, thank you for your feedback. 368 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,626 Sorry, can we do this later? 369 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,496 Sure. We can table our pursuit 370 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,632 of one of the largest apparel companies in the country 371 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:35,135 until you're in the right headspace. 372 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,336 Great idea. 373 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,405 Oh, that idea he likes. 374 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,107 (laughs): Oh, I'm sorry. 375 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,374 Go ahead. No. 376 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,609 Ladies first. 377 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,077 (laughs): No, I insist. 378 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,845 No, I insist. 379 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,614 I insist! Get out! 380 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,084 If those two ain't bumping uglies, 381 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,386 they will be soon. 382 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,024 You won. Move on. 383 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,026 I really hurt Abishola. 384 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:02,395 The next time you feel like unburdening your soul, 385 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,696 just drink. 386 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,698 The guilt would still be there. 387 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,635 Yeah, but you can't hear it when it's drowning in booze. 388 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,370 (ice clinking) (chuckles) 389 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,939 Abishola's the best thing that ever happened to me. 390 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,408 If she's not happy, I'll never be happy, either. 391 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,010 Oh, come on. You don't believe that. 392 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,778 Yeah, I do. 393 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,082 Huh. 394 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:24,451 I really do. 395 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,460 E kaale, Mummy. 396 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,528 Are you starting dinner soon, 397 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,230 or do you plan on letting Colonel Sanders 398 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,566 do your wifely duties? 399 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,135 Um, may I speak with you first? 400 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:46,806 Not now. I'm about to find out which Disney princess I am. 401 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,108 Yes, Mummy. 402 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,977 Belle? (groans) 403 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,284 I, um... 404 00:16:57,384 --> 00:17:00,520 I did not get into Johns Hopkins. 405 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,391 Oh. 406 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,493 I failed you. I-I am so sorry. 407 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,695 Sit. 408 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,865 I will photoshop a picture of me in a white coat 409 00:17:12,964 --> 00:17:15,635 for you to share with your friends on WhatsApp. 410 00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,570 Do you know why I spent my entire life 411 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,973 pushing you to be the undeniable best? 412 00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,777 You wanted me to succeed. 413 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,281 Because I knew you had greatness in you. 414 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,749 I knew it 415 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:32,185 from the moment you were born. Really? 416 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,887 You did not bother crawling before you walked. 417 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:38,458 You taught your older brother to read. 418 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,860 You are strong, Abishola. 419 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:44,931 You have overcome things I could never even imagine. 420 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,301 I am proud 421 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,069 of the woman you have become. 422 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,906 No acceptance letter could ever change that. 423 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,844 Thank you, Mummy. 424 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:04,151 Besides, there is still hope for the Ivy League. 425 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,685 Hmm. 426 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,921 I think it's too late for me, at least this year. 427 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,190 I meant Dele. 428 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,558 Someone has to 429 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,726 take this family to the next level. 430 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,629 I will let him know he's our last hope. 431 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:21,734 Drill it into his little dreadlocked head. 432 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,103 Yes, Mummy. Mm. 433 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,647 How you feeling? 434 00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:37,550 I'm feeling blah. 435 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:40,720 I finally understand why Americans say that. 436 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,256 I'm pretty blah, too. 437 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:48,861 Is that true or are you hiding something else from me? 438 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:51,998 Okay, fine. 439 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:58,070 I ate all the baked goods I got you earlier. 440 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,974 You know I'd never want you to be unhappy. 441 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,343 Well, that's just it. 442 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,313 If there's a smile on your face, then I'm golden. 443 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,914 But it does not make me happy for you to do things 444 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,549 that only make me happy. 445 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,552 Sounds like one of us needs to be more selfish. 446 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,321 Not it. 447 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,326 (phone chimes) 448 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,195 Not now, we're snuggling. 449 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,831 From Johns Hopkins. Get off me and open it! 450 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,267 There's a link. Okay. Click the link. 451 00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,835 It's loading. What takes longer? 452 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,069 A yes or a no? There you go. 453 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,671 Hurry, prove you're not a robot. 454 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,039 I am not a robot! 455 00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,907 You missed a motorcycle. Take, take, take, take. 456 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,310 Okay. (clears throat) 457 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,546 "We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted 458 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,282 to Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine." 459 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:45,051 Oh, my God. "You are clearly the most qualified, 460 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:47,053 "capable, and beautiful applicant 461 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,955 this school has ever seen." That last part was me. 462 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,823 You did it! I did it! 463 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,124 This is amazing! 464 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,227 I'm so proud of you! 465 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:57,530 Oh! But you do not want to go. I really don't. 466 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,500 What are we going to do? 467 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,735 I have no idea. 468 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,637 But whatever happens, 469 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,540 we're gonna be fine. 470 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,276 You sure about that, champ? 471 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:23,022 Captioning sponsored by CBS 472 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:25,625 and TOYOTA. 473 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,161 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org