1 00:00:01,127 --> 00:00:02,084 Dear lord, we could really use 2 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:04,336 your divine intervention, again. 3 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:05,754 Margaret's little press conference 4 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,423 backfired like a raggedy old car, 5 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:09,591 so sunnyclub vendors threatened to pull out. 6 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:12,302 Margaret called a family meeting to keep all the kids, 7 00:00:12,388 --> 00:00:14,096 bastards included, on brand, 8 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:16,849 which apparently means bribing everyone into subservience. 9 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,600 She just put you on staff, bro. 10 00:00:18,728 --> 00:00:20,352 Becky: Antonio took the deal, of course. 11 00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:21,520 Nice suit. 12 00:00:21,564 --> 00:00:22,730 Becky: He must really need the money. 13 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,773 Rose went to fetch jason from whatever drug den 14 00:00:24,859 --> 00:00:25,941 he was hiding in. 15 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:27,192 He better be careful with that stuff, 16 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,861 or he'll wind up in a coma. 17 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,195 -Jason: Don't worry. -Whoa, what--(screams) 18 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:31,488 you're not gonna wake him up. 19 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:33,323 Becky: And ginger, greedy tramp that she is, 20 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,700 refused margaret's offer... 21 00:00:34,827 --> 00:00:36,493 'cause I'm that bitch. 22 00:00:36,579 --> 00:00:38,162 Becky: And moved all of her cyber bimbos 23 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,164 into a ratty-ass motel. 24 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:42,374 So of course margaret went to the only person 25 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,626 who could fix this, my darling brother, 26 00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:46,670 who offered to baptize ginger in exchange 27 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,422 for putting eric in charge of the missions. 28 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,340 It's a big job, which explains why 29 00:00:50,426 --> 00:00:51,925 he's on his laptop all the time. 30 00:00:52,053 --> 00:00:53,093 But ginger turned what was supposed 31 00:00:53,179 --> 00:00:54,553 to be a holy sacrament 32 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:57,931 into a wet, dripping billboard for her porn site. 33 00:00:58,017 --> 00:00:59,349 I saw her areolas. 34 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:00,642 Cut the feed! 35 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,061 Becky: I can't imagine what eugene would say 36 00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:03,062 if he saw all this. 37 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:04,772 Still, the controversy got us 38 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,273 the subscriptions we needed. 39 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:08,275 Margaret got super jelly of my brother's ratings 40 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,194 and decided to book ginger on her show. 41 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,487 Be good for everyone. 42 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,363 Becky: And that'll be a travesty in the making. 43 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:14,823 Just watch. 44 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:19,244 Lilith, salome, jezebel. 45 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:21,538 Scripture tells us of the fallen women 46 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,208 who danced with the serpent in the shadow of sin, 47 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:27,461 and yet the hand of god was always there reaching out, 48 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,463 calling, "come to me, my daughter. 49 00:01:29,507 --> 00:01:30,589 Repent." 50 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,674 last week, we met another fallen woman, 51 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,344 ms. Ginger sweet, 52 00:01:35,387 --> 00:01:37,763 and just as god offered salvation to the ancients, 53 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,474 he reached out to ms. Sweet through me, his humble vessel, 54 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,351 and together we offered her salvation, 55 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,853 but she made a mockery of the sacrament! 56 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,313 Singers: ♪ fighter ♪ 57 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,065 norah: Five minutes, margaret. 58 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:49,108 Franklin: Bringing ginger on the show 59 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:50,484 is gonna hurt the brand. 60 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,361 People are really riled up out there. 61 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,530 Wings of a dove isn't about controversy. 62 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:58,158 We can fight controversy, franklin, or we can embrace it. 63 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:01,453 Jesus teaches us that we must choose the embrace. 64 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:02,496 Franklin: Jesus? 65 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,790 So this has nothing to do with boosting 66 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,500 sunnyclub's subscriptions? 67 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:09,336 Ginger's little stunt put some serious numbers on our board. 68 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:13,590 Your brand is hospitality, grace. 69 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:14,675 I don't want you to take the show 70 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,218 to a place you can't pull it back from. 71 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,678 The reverend did it. 72 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:19,263 Well, the reverend is tacky. 73 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:21,932 Now, you have been under a lot of pressure lately. 74 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:23,725 If you can't have grace under pressure, 75 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:25,102 what good is it? 76 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:26,395 I can handle ginger sweet. 77 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:28,814 After all, I have my army. 78 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:29,898 ♪ ♪ 79 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:31,483 children! 80 00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:32,943 Singers: ♪ fighter ♪ 81 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:36,697 ♪ I am a fighter and I... ♪ 82 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:39,491 you filthy, diseased whore! 83 00:02:39,577 --> 00:02:41,201 You kiss your mother with that mouth? 84 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,620 Coming through! I'm betty, your pa for the day. 85 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:46,039 Don't judge all of us by that guy, okay? 86 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:47,791 Margaret's fans are like a big, old family, 87 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:51,211 and every family has their crazy pants sheep, am I right? 88 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,296 Okay? 89 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:53,672 All right, come on, let's get her in. 90 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:55,465 Thomas: There's another way to reach ms. Sweet, 91 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:57,259 through a mother who follows in the biblical path 92 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:59,344 set by rebecca, naomi, and our blessed mary, 93 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:01,180 someone who will fight for what is right, 94 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:03,307 someone like margaret monreaux! 95 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,684 Margaret: Welcome home, jason. 96 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:08,687 Did you close that ganja factory of yours? 97 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:09,605 -Yes, ma'am. -Good. 98 00:03:09,648 --> 00:03:11,481 You'll join rose for the mail bag. 99 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:13,525 -Jason: What's the mail bag? -Rose: Mom selects 100 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:15,402 a handful of viewer letters to read on air. 101 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,154 I've been doing it since I was seven. 102 00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:18,280 Jason: I know you wanted all of your kids 103 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,489 on your tv show today, 104 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:21,241 but I--that's not really my jam. 105 00:03:21,285 --> 00:03:22,951 Who doesn't want to be on camera? 106 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:25,746 Uh, me. I don't want to be. 107 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:29,458 Jason, today we are reintroducing our family 108 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:32,002 to the world, properly and on our terms. 109 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:34,296 Antonio, I just love 110 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,048 the cooking segment that you pitched me. 111 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,174 Thanks, margaret. 112 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:38,258 Antonio and I-- 113 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:40,260 we're gonna blend our cultures. 114 00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:42,262 He's gonna make pasteles, 115 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,432 and I'm gonna add some nola flair. 116 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:48,560 We're gonna show ginger and our fans 117 00:03:48,646 --> 00:03:52,314 that blending our differences can be delicious. 118 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,441 You two, you take note. 119 00:03:54,485 --> 00:03:56,443 This is what a team player looks like. 120 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:58,362 Why doesn't eric have to do it? 121 00:03:58,489 --> 00:04:00,364 Honey, eric is stepping in 122 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:02,741 for your father today at the missions. 123 00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:05,160 You're trusting eric with daddy's projects? 124 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,704 -Mm-hmm. -That must mean a lot to him. 125 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:13,994 Rose, will you do the mail bag in memory of your daddy? 126 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,588 Okay, mama. Okay. 127 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:17,631 Thomas: Jesus makes us strong! 128 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,342 Just please leave jason out of it. 129 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:23,345 I promise. I promise. 130 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:24,554 Oh, she's here. 131 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:25,806 Thomas: Let's help margaret win this fight! 132 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,766 Thomas: It's a tale as old as time itself, 133 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:30,227 a fallen woman faced with two choices, 134 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:32,896 salvation or damnation, 135 00:04:32,982 --> 00:04:34,564 with a mother desperate 136 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,775 to convince her to choose correctly. 137 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,319 -Margaret. -Ginger. 138 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:41,363 Thomas: Up next on wings of a dove... 139 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:44,741 Norah: Going live in three, two... 140 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:49,204 Live from sunshine studios in beautiful new orleans, 141 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:52,791 this is wings of a dove! 142 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,085 (upbeat music) 143 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,462 god, give me strength. 144 00:04:57,589 --> 00:05:00,632 Norah: Here she is, your host, 145 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:06,430 your friend, margaret monreaux. 146 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:10,892 Dear lord, I'm just a soul whose intentions are good, 147 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,436 but I'm alone out here, 148 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:15,314 traveling down a lonesome road. 149 00:05:15,441 --> 00:05:19,359 I fear that I've been cast out. 150 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,611 This is a test of my perseverance. 151 00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:25,365 ♪ ♪ 152 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,534 margaret: I've been reflecting lately 153 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:30,162 on the meaning of homecoming. 154 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:33,040 You know that feeling when you go away for a while 155 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:35,000 and you come back and find a deeper appreciation 156 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:37,085 for what you have? 157 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:40,505 Welcome to the dewdrop buybox, double-d, double-b. 158 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:42,424 I'll be there soon. 159 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,843 After taxes, eight hours of minimum wage 160 00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:49,306 will get you half a bus ticket. 161 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:52,434 Margaret: As you all know, the good lord-- 162 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:57,064 he recently expanded my family circle. 163 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:59,024 Let me introduce them. 164 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,485 This is my antonio. 165 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:06,490 Oh, looking after his son, single father, 166 00:06:06,575 --> 00:06:08,784 despite never knowing his own. 167 00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:13,372 And now sweet jason. 168 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:16,208 Oh, that's not jason. That's colorado. 169 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,043 Don't we have a picture of jason? 170 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,253 She's pissed I backed out. 171 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:23,173 She takes her show really seriously. 172 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,592 It's like her church. 173 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:28,428 He was gonna read the viewer mail with rose, 174 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:31,098 but he got a little case of stage fright. 175 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:33,850 Happens to us all. Not me. 176 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,061 If I go on tv, folks back home might see 177 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:37,854 and know it's me, you know? 178 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:40,565 Yeah, I--I know. 179 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:41,650 (laughs) 180 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,110 margaret: Shame is just the good lord's way 181 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:48,156 of reminding us that someone is always watching--always. 182 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:50,784 After all... (continues indistinctly) 183 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:53,286 this is not cool. 184 00:06:53,372 --> 00:06:55,122 That's, like, way not cool. 185 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:58,041 Margaret: Or two, or three. 186 00:06:58,127 --> 00:07:00,919 Which brings me to ginger sweet. 187 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,171 (cheers and applause) 188 00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:06,007 a woman you've already seen a little too much of. 189 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,884 (crowd booing) 190 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,010 they're booing her. 191 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:11,012 I know, I know, I know, 192 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,639 but it goes without saying, 193 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,475 ginger, she needs saving. 194 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:18,645 -(cheering) -but here at wings of a dove, 195 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:23,483 we're about hospitality, and ginger, she's our guest. 196 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:24,818 Hey, ginger. 197 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,695 Have you got any advice for me? 198 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,196 Oh, just to be careful. 199 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:31,867 Mama has this way of turning everything to her advantage. 200 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:33,493 Plus, she has the audience on her side. 201 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,289 I have an audience too, and it's growing every day 202 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:39,040 thanks to the sunshine network. 203 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,041 Every time she and the rev 204 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,911 say my name, my profits go up tenfold. 205 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,213 It's easy to talk big when you're in the wings, 206 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,673 but wait until you're out there. 207 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,675 The first time I was on the show, 208 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,510 I was maybe, like, five, 209 00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:52,929 and I reached for a cookie before she cued me, 210 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:56,766 and she slapped my hand so hard, it stung for a week. 211 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:59,686 -Margaret's a bully. -The show has just begun. 212 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:02,230 It's about time someone slapped her back. 213 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:08,111 Welcome back, everyone! 214 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,446 As you all know, 215 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,365 in just under four short months, 216 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:16,828 we're launching sunnyclub, our online shopping division, 217 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:19,539 and if you become a subscriber today, 218 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:24,586 you will get your free bottle of my signature scent, 219 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,380 proverbs 31. 220 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,466 Friends, look under your seats. 221 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,551 It's made right here in louisiana. 222 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:35,639 You get a proverb. You all get a proverb. 223 00:08:35,766 --> 00:08:40,352 It's the smell of god's perfect christian woman. 224 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:43,271 Who are the mafioso? 225 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:46,149 Mafioso? Oh, those are my uncles. 226 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,777 Uh, by uncles I mean those are my dad's old friends, 227 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,197 so they're not family, but, you know, they're family. 228 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:53,615 That guy's don bouchard. 229 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,450 Rose: Mm-hmm. 230 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,369 Mom will never believe this. 231 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,787 Gentlemen, governor. 232 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,288 Franklin. 233 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,165 To what do we owe the pleasure? 234 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,750 I thought our shareholders might enjoy the big show. 235 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:06,962 Well, nice of you to make the special effort 236 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:09,047 when you could just watch us on tv. 237 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,549 Well, as much as our friends are impressed 238 00:09:10,634 --> 00:09:11,925 by the rise in subscriptions 239 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,135 thanks to ginger's appearance on my show, 240 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,680 they are concerned by the change in leadership. 241 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,431 They've come to offer their help. 242 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:19,516 In what way? 243 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:20,559 They're prepared to assume 244 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:23,645 a significant stake in sunnyclub. 245 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,522 Silent partners, of course. 246 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:28,608 We are fully funded, 247 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,527 though we certainly appreciate you. 248 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:33,071 Mr. Bouchard, antonio rivera. 249 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,365 You made the mma world what it is, 250 00:09:35,450 --> 00:09:37,492 and without you, I wouldn't be who I am. 251 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,578 I'd love to show you what I can do someday. 252 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,746 Yopi candelaria's boy. 253 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:42,622 Mm. 254 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,416 You--you knew my mom? 255 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,001 Everyone knew yopi. 256 00:09:46,128 --> 00:09:47,711 (group chuckles) 257 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,462 reverend, maybe you could take 258 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:51,089 these fine gentlemen to their seat. 259 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:52,299 Certainly. 260 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:55,343 (uneasy music) 261 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,470 ♪ ♪ 262 00:09:57,598 --> 00:10:00,599 yo, that guy is everything in the mma world. 263 00:10:00,726 --> 00:10:03,310 Those men are everything everywhere. 264 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,478 Be wise, kid. 265 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:08,857 Steer clear. 266 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,151 And we're back in three, two... 267 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,361 Margaret: ...God's great creation. 268 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:16,156 (cheers and applause) 269 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:19,200 my friends, in just a minute, we'll go live 270 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,703 with eric at the bayou housing, 271 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:26,374 but first let's hear it for the royal boys choir. 272 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:30,587 (cheers and applause) 273 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,964 boys: ♪ just a young boy ♪ 274 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:37,677 ♪ living in the city with his mama ♪ 275 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:40,180 why are our investors here? 276 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:43,683 It seems your naming yourself ceo has rattled them. 277 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,895 Our silent partners aren't staying silent. 278 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,314 My guess is, the reverend brought them here to show 279 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:52,108 that you're not up to the job. 280 00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:54,194 Or someone else is. 281 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:58,615 Boys: ♪ told him they will take real good care of him ♪ 282 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,742 ♪ told him that... ♪ 283 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,869 -you healed all these people? -Thomas: I didn't. 284 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,997 God did. How did you get backstage? 285 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,791 I'm a friend of franklin lee. 286 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:09,793 So the pilot of eugene monreaux's 287 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:10,710 private plane's on here. 288 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:12,003 Ten years ago, we laid 289 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:15,173 our hands on him, and lord took his cancer away. 290 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,217 You know, I saw you usher in governor love 291 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:18,510 and a bunch of fat cats. 292 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:19,678 What's your relation to them? 293 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,346 I'm their spiritual advisor. 294 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,223 Men that powerful take advice? 295 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,557 You'd be surprised. 296 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:25,767 The higher they climb, 297 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,436 the more they want to be humbled. 298 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:29,938 Off the record, of course. 299 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,231 Eugene monreaux was keeping a lot of secrets. 300 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,191 If those secrets came out before the launch 301 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,694 of sunnyclub, his investors would be nervous. 302 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:38,029 His secrets still came out. 303 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,407 Eric: Testing, testing, one, two, three, 304 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,992 one, two, three, one, two--good? 305 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,579 My dad brought me here when I was little. 306 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:49,082 It was nothing but barren land and hope. 307 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,377 My dad brought god to the bayou. 308 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,837 It's amazing. Look what he built. 309 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,296 Yeah, he was a very great man, eric, 310 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,215 but couldn't we have done this segment in the studio, 311 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,175 where it's air conditioned? 312 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:00,760 You okay? You look tired. 313 00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,011 Margaret gave the prime spot 314 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,097 to that sacrilegious slut ginger. 315 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,265 -Come on. -She's doing a segment 316 00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,349 about family, 317 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,767 and I'm the only one in the family way. 318 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,519 Producer: All right, guys, we're cutting back to you... 319 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:12,105 You good? 320 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:16,151 And now, let's see your mission money at work. 321 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,611 Take it away, eric! 322 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,196 -Hey, mama. -Hi, sweetie. 323 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:23,074 -Becky and I are out here-- -on a very warm, 324 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,160 very sunny new orleans afternoon. 325 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:26,745 -Mm-hmm. -Eric: Yeah, it's a-- 326 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,204 it's a scorcher, mama, 327 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,415 but there's no place that we'd rather be, 328 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,000 because we are breaking ground 329 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:34,377 on a brand-new community center. 330 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:35,628 You know, it's very humbling, 331 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,797 'cause what was it, 20 years ago? 332 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:41,259 In the wake of hurricane thelma, dad-- 333 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,303 he had a vision of rebirth. 334 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,263 Fake-ass turkey. 335 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:48,475 (children laugh) 336 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,102 (hushed) dig. Eric, dig. 337 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,021 -Becky: All right. -Eric: Hold that for me. 338 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,440 -Thank you. -Eric: Back to you, mama. 339 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,276 (somber music) 340 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,903 margaret has put eric 341 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:01,863 in charge of the charity missions. 342 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,073 How could she be so naive? 343 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,659 More like how could you keep her that way? 344 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:09,370 It's not charitable to lie to people. 345 00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:12,499 ♪ ♪ 346 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,334 (grunts) 347 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,295 (uneasy music) 348 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:24,219 ♪ ♪ 349 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:28,431 ugh, another one of margaret's holy roller weirdos 350 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,308 -is lurking in the parking lot. -Woman: No way. Where? 351 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,810 Come on. Check it out. 352 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:34,646 ♪ ♪ 353 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,398 he's just sitting there, staring. 354 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:38,650 He's not moving. 355 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,610 Ugh, it's weird. 356 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:44,405 ♪ ♪ 357 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,324 he's here for me. 358 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:47,575 Hmm? 359 00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:48,952 Everybody inside. 360 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:51,162 -Get inside now! -(girls clamoring) 361 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,417 margaret: Welcome back, everyone. 362 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:59,170 I just love a handwritten letter, don't you? 363 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:02,131 It takes longer, but it means so much more. 364 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,759 I so enjoy our mother-daughter time, 365 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:06,219 getting to read letters 366 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:08,263 that our viewers have written longhand. 367 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,057 Well, reach on in there, rose, and pull out a goodie. 368 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,894 Rose: "dear margaret, what you're doing by offering 369 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:18,314 "ginger sweet salvation is warrior-esque. 370 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,776 Love you, vicki from san luis obispo." 371 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,195 oh, I am truly touched by that, vicki. 372 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,573 You sound like a great mama bear. 373 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,783 "dear margaret, rose is my favorite." 374 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,076 -margaret: Aww. -Oh. 375 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,578 "I have a great, big crush on her. 376 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,956 Sincerely, mark from colorado." 377 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,165 margaret: Oh, well, isn't that sweet? 378 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,584 Audience: Aww. 379 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,961 She's glowing. 380 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,006 -She's in love. -How do you know? 381 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,425 -A mother knows. -Margaret: If his penmanship 382 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:46,968 is anything to go off of, 383 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,344 you got a real catch. 384 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:51,055 I think we have time for one more. 385 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,309 Rose, what is it? 386 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,478 I'm not reading this. You do it. 387 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,272 (tense music) 388 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:02,108 "dear margaret, ginger sweet will burn in hell. 389 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:05,028 The wages of sin are...Death." 390 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,906 well, that's a bit much. 391 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,365 Ginger sweet's a filthy slut whore! 392 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,910 -(crowd exclaims) -margaret: Please! 393 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:15,538 Please, let's just all stay calm. 394 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:18,833 Ginger sweet, she's aroused some strong feelings, 395 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,711 but we--together, we can get through this. 396 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:22,962 Isn't that right, sweetie? 397 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,964 Now we're gonna take a little break 398 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,884 and come right back. 399 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,929 -Thanks, rose. -Eric: Hey, little girl, 400 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,221 that was very rude, 401 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,640 what you did back there. 402 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,851 I'm out here doing good deeds, and you're heckling me. 403 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,102 Where are your parents? 404 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,104 Earning bank to get us out of here. 405 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,898 (children laughing playfully) 406 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:44,609 (water dripping) 407 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:48,154 (somber music) 408 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:55,161 ♪ ♪ 409 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,539 the river's coming up again. 410 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:04,003 ♪ ♪ 411 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,215 y'all sent it for christmas. 412 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,384 Has it been on a diet since then? 413 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,886 (scoffs) 414 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,138 ♪ ♪ 415 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:19,185 next year, just send us the guts. 416 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:24,065 My next guest has taught me the healing power 417 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,942 of the blended family. 418 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:29,195 Please give a big old sunnyclub welcome 419 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:32,865 to my stepson antonio. 420 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,994 Oh, where's your shirt? 421 00:16:36,079 --> 00:16:38,913 Antonio. (laughs) 422 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,957 you can't cook dressed like that. 423 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,625 Antonio: Well, I want to share something 424 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:44,919 I love more than food. 425 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,588 Oh, haven't we had enough fighting for one day? 426 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,633 See, martial arts isn't really about the fight. 427 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,345 It's about defusing situations before they get too hot. 428 00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:58,599 Well, I think that's a useful lesson any day. 429 00:16:58,727 --> 00:16:59,809 You want to show me? 430 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,186 -You got it. -Margaret: Okay. 431 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,896 Where do you want me to stand? 432 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,357 Antonio: Real pros always stay in control, 433 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,359 so stay perfectly still, margaret. 434 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,652 Okay. 435 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,949 -(exhales sharply) -(crowd exclaims) 436 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,910 oh, boy. (laughs) 437 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,454 are you ready to take it up a notch? 438 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,039 I'm ready. 439 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,083 (cheers and applause) 440 00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:27,295 (rapidly sharply exhaling) 441 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,464 yopi: What is he doing? 442 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:30,757 He's supposed to be playing nice. 443 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,716 He's gonna break her nose. 444 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,721 (cheers and applause) 445 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,097 I didn't flinch once. 446 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,225 Can you believe that? 447 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:45,271 Give it up for my boy antonio. 448 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,690 Yopi: Your boy? 449 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:51,152 He's a star. He's my star. 450 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,278 Rose: I'm so sorry. 451 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,363 I mean, she played us both. 452 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,616 Well, the stupid thing is, I always dreamed 453 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,869 of being on this show, 454 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,829 out there with you and eric... 455 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,998 (soft music) 456 00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,918 with my kinder and cleaner mom, 457 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,586 and now I finally got my chance, 458 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:11,089 and everyone hates me, 459 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:12,965 well, except you. 460 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,550 ♪ ♪ 461 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:17,261 they don't hate you. 462 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,847 They hate the character 463 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,016 mom and the reverend created. 464 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,644 ♪ ♪ 465 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,854 look, just go out there 466 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,233 and speak your truth. 467 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,485 Be braver than the rest of us. 468 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,319 ♪ ♪ 469 00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:36,614 (cell phone buzzes) 470 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,368 another one of margaret's stalkers 471 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,828 has your mom totally freaked out. 472 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:43,037 Did you call the cops? 473 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,664 No, your mom won't let me. 474 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,791 Is everything okay? 475 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,001 -You're next. -I have to go. 476 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:52,088 You can't leave. Hey! 477 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,131 Crap. 478 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:56,676 Being a mother-- oh, it's hard work. 479 00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,929 Some days, you just want to tear your hair out, 480 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:01,430 but my next guest... 481 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,182 Norah: Abort. Margaret, abort. 482 00:19:03,268 --> 00:19:05,726 Ginger is awol. Ginger is awol. 483 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,228 Pivot to the choir. Pivot to the choir. 484 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,022 Makes me want to tear my hair out with joy. 485 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,984 Please welcome back for an encore, 486 00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,444 the royal boys choir! 487 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,573 (applause) 488 00:19:21,703 --> 00:19:24,495 ♪ it seems our world has gone astray ♪ 489 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:27,999 ♪ where peace and love's replaced with hate ♪ 490 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:32,170 ♪ and everyone can see this is true ♪ 491 00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,256 ♪ ♪ 492 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:38,718 why are you out there? Our show is live. 493 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,720 One of your creepy fans is outside the motel, 494 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,889 and my girls are too scared to go outside. 495 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,640 I got this. I'll head over now. 496 00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,517 Thank you. 497 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,311 Are you happy with yourself? 498 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,646 You've spent your show whipping them up against me. 499 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:53,858 Ginger, you can't blame our audience for being upset 500 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:56,277 after your wet t-shirt stunt. 501 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,529 I blame you for riling them up. 502 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:02,074 I blame them for acting on it, but you for not stopping them. 503 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:06,120 Boys: ♪ to make things right ♪ 504 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:08,122 ♪ if you can guilt me ♪ 505 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:11,792 we'll stop this together. 506 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,878 Now? Right now? 507 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,630 Rose: Yes, yeah, good. 508 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,716 ♪ to end a war ♪ 509 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:25,389 ♪ if you can use me, then use me ♪ 510 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,518 ♪ I often wonder how'd it be ♪ 511 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:33,105 ♪ if every nation lived in peace ♪ 512 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:37,610 ♪ and everybody just got along ♪ 513 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:39,070 ♪ ♪ 514 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:42,323 ♪ I know this may not be today ♪ 515 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,659 before we move on, 516 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,245 I have something to say. 517 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,454 At this very moment, 518 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:51,249 ginger sweet's mother is being threatened. 519 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,625 (crowd murmurs) 520 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,169 now, sometimes good people-- they get carried away, 521 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,129 but here at the sunshine network, 522 00:20:57,215 --> 00:21:00,258 we remain a family. 523 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,885 Violence... That's never the answer. 524 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,845 ♪ ♪ 525 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,307 when we are disrespected, we turn the other cheek. 526 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:11,060 I never should have let her go on tv. 527 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,561 It's not safe. 528 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,730 Now, ginger and I-- we are gonna talk 529 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:17,775 through our differences, like mother and daughter. 530 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:21,737 Ginger, will you work with me on this? 531 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:26,492 Boys: ♪ so if you can use me, use me ♪ 532 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:30,329 ♪ to make a change, to make a change ♪ 533 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:34,208 ♪ if you can use me, use me, to lead the way ♪ 534 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:37,295 -I'd love to. -Boys: ♪ to lead the way ♪ 535 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:39,630 ♪ if you can use me, use me ♪ 536 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:43,175 -♪ to save the world ♪ -♪ to save the world ♪ 537 00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:45,136 ♪ if you can use me ♪ 538 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,596 boy: ♪ if you can use me ♪ 539 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,975 ♪ oh, won't you use me? ♪ 540 00:21:51,060 --> 00:21:53,602 boy: ♪ if you can use me ♪ 541 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:54,895 ♪ then use ♪ 542 00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,359 ♪ me ♪ 543 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:03,988 ginger sweet after the break. You don't want to miss it. 544 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:11,037 (tense music) 545 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,330 you got my letter. 546 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,998 That was reckless. 547 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,292 You used your real name. 548 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:18,461 Sorry. I just really like you, 549 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,629 and I can't tell anyone. 550 00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:22,965 Just, I want to be careful. 551 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,425 I already lost my dad. 552 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:28,137 I don't want to lose you too. 553 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:30,056 -The man is gone. -Mm-hmm. 554 00:22:30,141 --> 00:22:31,682 Everybody's okay, 555 00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:34,018 so you focus your energy, okay? 556 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:35,978 -Mm-hmm. -Okay. 557 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:38,147 Hello, everybody. 558 00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:42,151 (cheers and applause) 559 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:43,611 thank you, darling. 560 00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:45,905 Woman: You're welcome, margaret. 561 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,615 You just be yourself, sweetie. 562 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,033 ♪ ♪ 563 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,618 eric? Eric, wait. 564 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,995 My mother is raising money off buildings 565 00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:54,121 that should be condemned. 566 00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,831 We need to take care of this. 567 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,958 No, you need to take care of this. 568 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,126 You just got this job, 569 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:00,878 and you're already running back to mommy? 570 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:02,338 I'm not running back to-- 571 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:05,591 okay, I mean, I was running, like, physically, but I'm not-- 572 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,176 if you need counsel, 573 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,637 go sit with my brother. 574 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,138 Leave your mother out of this. 575 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:16,102 If daddy were here, I would lean on him for advice, but-- 576 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:18,312 if your daddy were here, you wouldn't have this job. 577 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:19,605 Man up. 578 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,191 ♪ ♪ 579 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:25,361 and we're back with ginger sweet. 580 00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:26,904 (cheers and applause) 581 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,614 now, ginger, 582 00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:31,409 ginger, I know we've had a lot of salty words 583 00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:33,577 swirling around for the last few days 584 00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:35,913 since your, uh, baptism. 585 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:39,458 And you and the reverend have certainly fanned the flames. 586 00:23:39,544 --> 00:23:42,962 I'm not a firefighter. I'm just a concerned mother, 587 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:44,338 and I want this to be 588 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,924 a teachable moment for everyone, 589 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,428 because I believe that there are very good people 590 00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:52,680 on both sides of this situation. 591 00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:55,474 -(laughs) -why are you laughing, sweetie? 592 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:58,894 -By all means, carry on. -Okay. 593 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:00,813 Well, I want to start off by saying 594 00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:03,816 I don't think you're a bad person. 595 00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:05,985 -Thank you. -But what you did-- 596 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,654 well, that hurt me. 597 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,406 That hurt a lot of people. 598 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:12,324 You turned our holiest sacrament 599 00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:14,660 into a wet t-shirt contest, 600 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,495 and I'm just wondering, 601 00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:20,291 do you think that the 2.5 billion people 602 00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:23,461 who believe in christ are dumb? 603 00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:26,255 -No, I don't. -Oh. 604 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,591 I believe in christ, but is there no room 605 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:32,219 in this dialogue for contrary, provocative thought? 606 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:33,929 Oh, is that what you were doing, 607 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,725 provoking an intellectually stimulating dialogue? 608 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,186 Well, that's why you invited me here, isn't it? 609 00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,687 For a teachable moment. 610 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:45,357 I am just trying to help you understand your actions-- 611 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,193 they have consequences. 612 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,528 Oh. 613 00:24:49,614 --> 00:24:52,448 So the stalkers, the hate mail, 614 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:55,451 the spitting--I asked for it? 615 00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:58,496 (laughs) really shoring up 616 00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:01,540 those feminist bona fides there, margaret. 617 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,126 Is it feminist to sell your body on the internet? 618 00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:07,630 Yes. My body belongs to me. 619 00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:10,674 I say what happens to it. I say what I do with it. 620 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:13,677 So every prostitute is a feminist? Hmm. 621 00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:16,388 I didn't say that, and please don't infer 622 00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:17,932 that I am a prostitute, 623 00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:20,017 not that there is anything wrong with that. 624 00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:21,852 There have been sacred prostitutes 625 00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:25,689 since the beginning of time; ishtar, aphrodite. 626 00:25:25,775 --> 00:25:29,318 People understood that bodies were to be celebrated. 627 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:32,738 Psalm 25:3, "no one who hopes in you 628 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:36,408 "will ever be put to shame, but shame will come on those 629 00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:38,827 who are treacherous without cause." 630 00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:42,623 the "you" in that scripture is god, not ginger sweet. 631 00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:43,999 Well, what's the difference 632 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,085 if we both bring people to ecstasy? 633 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:49,380 (audience exclaims) 634 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:51,924 oh, you're really playing with fire. 635 00:25:51,968 --> 00:25:53,759 Oh, I haven't even lit the match. 636 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,719 (disquieting music) 637 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:58,639 men come to us desperate for connection, 638 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:01,767 and we honor their trust. 639 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,812 We provide what they're clearly not getting at home. 640 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,064 Well, providing for a man-- 641 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:09,525 that's a lot more than just stripping off your clothes. 642 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:11,193 Isn't that right, ladies? 643 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,904 (cheers and applause) 644 00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:16,073 well, if you had provided for eugene, 645 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:17,783 he wouldn't have had to step out 646 00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:19,451 with my mother in las vegas. 647 00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:20,953 (dramatic music) 648 00:26:21,038 --> 00:26:23,497 hi, mom, if you're watching. 649 00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:26,292 And don't fool yourself, margaret. 650 00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:27,960 It wasn't just sex. 651 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,421 Eugene loved her. 652 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,965 He came to her for salvation, 653 00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:36,218 and she gave him what you couldn't. 654 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:41,724 ♪ ♪ 655 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:45,811 well, do you have anything to say? 656 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:48,564 ♪ ♪ 657 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,485 do I have anything to say? 658 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:57,406 For years, I kept my mouth shut 659 00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:59,325 as eugene cheated on me 660 00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:01,285 with one woman after another. 661 00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:07,958 I knew, and I stayed silent to protect my family, 662 00:27:08,085 --> 00:27:12,796 but how dare you compare adultery to salvation? 663 00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:15,758 Women like you--you're selfish. 664 00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:18,552 You don't give a second thought to who or what you destroy. 665 00:27:18,638 --> 00:27:20,763 I built a life with eugene, 666 00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:23,307 a business, a family, 667 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:27,561 and then some tawdry showgirl sees what I've built 668 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:28,979 and comes for it? 669 00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:31,523 Hmm, you can call that providing if you want to, 670 00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:35,027 but when that temporary thrill of new and shiny wears off, 671 00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:36,362 men like eugene-- 672 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:39,615 they come home with their tail between their legs, 673 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,492 and do you know why? 674 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:42,910 Because unlike you, 675 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:46,580 we protect them from their worst natures. 676 00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:50,542 We make them feel decent and good, while you, 677 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:53,087 you plunge them into guilt and shame. 678 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:56,965 After every affair, eugene came home to me! 679 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:00,427 And I took him back 680 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:03,764 because I swore an oath before god 681 00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:06,100 until death do us part. 682 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,895 So if that means being publicly humiliated 683 00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:13,107 and having to give airtime to some pornographic sass mouth, 684 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:17,194 well, so be it. 685 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,780 God tests women like me with women like you, 686 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,199 and even if I want to rake my nails 687 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:25,327 across that gorgeous harlot face of yours, 688 00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:27,538 well, I won't, 689 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:31,500 because eugene--he might have taken everything away from me, 690 00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:34,336 but I still have my dignity, 691 00:28:34,463 --> 00:28:36,755 you cheap, trashy, 692 00:28:36,841 --> 00:28:39,466 sanctimonious little slut! 693 00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:41,719 ♪ ♪ 694 00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:45,973 well, 695 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,767 do you have anything to say? 696 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,395 (dramatic music) 697 00:28:51,439 --> 00:28:53,063 margaret? 698 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,857 ♪ ♪ 699 00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:58,193 well, we'll be right back. 700 00:28:58,279 --> 00:28:59,695 Don't you go away. 701 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:01,697 Right here with ginger sweet. 702 00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:03,949 Well done, you. Well done. 703 00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:06,326 Well done. Come back. 704 00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:12,166 (indistinct chatter) 705 00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:14,501 have you been down to the missions? 706 00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:16,920 They are falling apart. 707 00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:19,006 They were eugene's responsibility. 708 00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:21,884 Sunny missions is basically a slumlord. 709 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,510 That's bad news ahead of the launch. 710 00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:25,304 That's bad news anytime. 711 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:26,597 That's not who we are. 712 00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:27,973 Of course. 713 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,434 Our friends here, they're contractors over there. 714 00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:32,060 We'll catch them up after the show. 715 00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:36,940 Oh, hey, uncle virgil, townes, don. 716 00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:39,151 Paul told us you were the right man for the job. 717 00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:40,319 Good work, son. 718 00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,863 Don't disappoint us like your father did. 719 00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:44,364 You're the guy now. 720 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,326 (uneasy country music) 721 00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:52,206 ♪ ♪ 722 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:53,999 take a walk. 723 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,584 You used my name to get backstage, 724 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,252 and I didn't say you could be here. 725 00:29:57,338 --> 00:29:59,046 I figured if ginger was gonna try and slay the dragon, 726 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,088 some news was bound to shake loose. 727 00:30:00,174 --> 00:30:03,258 You abused our friendship. 728 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:05,636 Look, here's what I know. 729 00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:08,096 Eric is married to the sister of reverend paul thomas, 730 00:30:08,224 --> 00:30:09,765 who seems to know a lot more 731 00:30:09,892 --> 00:30:11,475 about eugene's secret love children 732 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,936 than he's ready to say. 733 00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:15,521 Oh, and when you pulled me away, 734 00:30:15,606 --> 00:30:17,105 eric and your rev were whispering 735 00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:20,442 with some of the most powerful men in louisiana. 736 00:30:20,528 --> 00:30:22,653 What am I missing? 737 00:30:22,780 --> 00:30:28,116 ♪ ♪ 738 00:30:28,202 --> 00:30:31,787 "where two or three have gathered in my name, 739 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:34,248 there am I with them," 740 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:36,458 matthew 18:20. 741 00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:38,502 Scripture? 742 00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:40,295 I asked you a question. 743 00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:43,006 ♪ ♪ 744 00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:46,260 and I just threw you the bone I promised. 745 00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:50,264 ♪ ♪ 746 00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:51,348 bye. 747 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:58,313 ♪ ♪ 748 00:31:08,868 --> 00:31:11,159 can I get you anything, a water? 749 00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:12,911 -I'm fine. -Excuse me. 750 00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:14,913 -Who are you? -She's your pa. 751 00:31:14,999 --> 00:31:17,124 I've never seen her before in my life. 752 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:18,292 -I love you, margaret. -Norah: And we're back 753 00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,502 in three, two... 754 00:31:20,629 --> 00:31:22,963 (yells) 755 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:25,007 rot in hell, you sinner! 756 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:28,218 (dramatic music) 757 00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:35,100 ♪ ♪ 758 00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:39,229 I'm--I'm so sorry. 759 00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:40,272 Norah? 760 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:42,441 Can--can we go to commercial, norah? 761 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:43,942 Ginger: No. 762 00:31:44,862 --> 00:31:46,236 I want everyone to see this. 763 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:49,197 Oh, no, no, we need to get you cleaned up, sweetie. 764 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:53,160 I watched your show every day growing up! 765 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:57,706 I learned how to cook from you, how to read scripture! 766 00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,918 I dreamed of meeting you one day, 767 00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:03,795 of being on this stage! 768 00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:05,589 This is not the way it was supposed to go. 769 00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:06,673 You have to believe me. 770 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,426 Oh, I almost believe you, margaret. 771 00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,595 ♪ ♪ 772 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,932 thanks for the homecoming. 773 00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:16,350 -Roll the promo now. -Woman: Roll the promo. 774 00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:17,851 Roll it now. 775 00:32:17,895 --> 00:32:22,314 Margaret: Matthew 26:15 asks, 776 00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:25,984 "what are you willing to give me if I..." 777 00:32:26,028 --> 00:32:28,904 margaret? Are you okay? 778 00:32:29,031 --> 00:32:30,447 ♪ ♪ 779 00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:32,157 I've never seen anything like that before. 780 00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:33,742 I don't even know what happened. 781 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:40,916 ♪ ♪ 782 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:42,960 bring me my stool. 783 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:50,592 She's only brought out the stool twice before, 784 00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,803 once after 9/11, 785 00:32:52,930 --> 00:32:54,429 and the other when the supreme court 786 00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:56,139 affirmed gay marriage. 787 00:32:56,266 --> 00:32:59,393 What you just witnessed was disturbing. 788 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,520 (light music) 789 00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:04,189 I feel terrible for the public humiliation 790 00:33:04,274 --> 00:33:06,358 that ginger was subjected to. 791 00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:10,612 As a mother, I aspire daily 792 00:33:10,698 --> 00:33:15,492 to guide and protect my family, 793 00:33:15,536 --> 00:33:19,413 and I accomplished neither of those goals today. 794 00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:21,665 I know that you're angry about what ginger said 795 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:23,875 about me and christianity, 796 00:33:23,961 --> 00:33:25,293 and in turn, 797 00:33:25,421 --> 00:33:28,130 I know ginger's angered by the way 798 00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:31,174 she and her mother have been treated, 799 00:33:31,260 --> 00:33:36,096 and so I ask the lord, where do we go from here? 800 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,724 Do we continue to threaten one another, 801 00:33:38,809 --> 00:33:40,726 give up on one another? 802 00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,894 No. 803 00:33:42,980 --> 00:33:46,398 We christians-- like good carpenters, 804 00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:50,694 we build a bridge of forgiveness. 805 00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:53,613 We don't mock. We don't tempt. 806 00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:56,575 We invest. 807 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,578 Now, here at the sunshine network, 808 00:33:59,663 --> 00:34:01,455 we invest in ourselves 809 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:04,833 and in the ginger sweets of this world, 810 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,253 as others have invested in us, 811 00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:12,340 good people like governor virgil love, 812 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:17,596 don bouchard, and townes dockerty. 813 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:19,181 Norah, can we swing a camera 814 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:20,390 on these fine people in the front row? 815 00:34:20,476 --> 00:34:21,767 Camera five, swing to the front row. 816 00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:23,060 -Take camera five. -When eugene-- 817 00:34:23,145 --> 00:34:24,061 stop me if you've heard this. 818 00:34:24,188 --> 00:34:25,312 When eugene and I, 819 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,563 when we were at 820 00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:30,400 a little public access channel in natchitoches, 821 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:32,152 those three gentlemen right there, 822 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:35,072 they--they saw something special, 823 00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,615 and they gave us our shot. 824 00:34:37,785 --> 00:34:40,494 I know the fat one. He like to wear heels. 825 00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:42,621 We've gotta get the hell out of town. 826 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:46,708 And ginger, we may not have saved you today, 827 00:34:46,794 --> 00:34:49,836 but we will continue to invest 828 00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:53,006 because we believe in redemption, 829 00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:54,716 and if you want proof, 830 00:34:54,802 --> 00:34:58,470 you gotta look no further than your brother jason. 831 00:34:58,597 --> 00:34:59,763 Jason, are you here? 832 00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:01,765 Please stand up, honey. 833 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:03,850 Camera two, find jason. 834 00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:05,560 Take camera two. 835 00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:09,606 A few weeks ago, jason--are you ready for this? 836 00:35:09,650 --> 00:35:11,358 He was a drug dealer. I know. 837 00:35:11,485 --> 00:35:14,903 He was living in a trailer in colorado, 838 00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:16,488 and look at him now, 839 00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:20,617 saved and safe in the bosom of our family 840 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:24,621 because, again, you got it, we invested. 841 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:25,872 ♪ ♪ 842 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,124 I see you, jason. 843 00:35:27,209 --> 00:35:30,168 The whole world sees you. 844 00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:32,337 Tk: Dude, that's mark. 845 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,798 -Mark? -Dude, I'm telling you. 846 00:35:34,925 --> 00:35:38,927 ♪ ♪ 847 00:35:39,012 --> 00:35:40,095 dude. 848 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:43,598 Margaret: So invest in sunnyclub today, 849 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:49,104 and we together, we will win ginger sweet back to christ. 850 00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:52,107 (applause) 851 00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:56,695 ♪ ♪ 852 00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:58,405 (laughs) 853 00:35:58,532 --> 00:36:00,657 now, we're gonna be here tomorrow 854 00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:03,785 and the day after tomorrow and the day after that 855 00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:07,372 and the day after that and the day after that. 856 00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:09,958 We will be investing in one another. 857 00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:13,044 May we all rise in god's glory. 858 00:36:13,130 --> 00:36:14,421 Juliette: Eugene. 859 00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:16,131 ♪ ♪ 860 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:19,259 have mercy on me. It's--it's charity. 861 00:36:19,303 --> 00:36:23,129 Oh, that's just old-fashioned thieving, son. 862 00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:24,931 Officer: Let's go. 863 00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:26,099 Margaret: Thank you! 864 00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:29,311 Walk, eugene. Just keep walking. 865 00:36:29,396 --> 00:36:32,105 Margaret: You all run along. I'll see you tomorrow! 866 00:36:32,149 --> 00:36:37,152 Seeing you do our thing with her... 867 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:40,697 It really hurt my heart, you know? 868 00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:46,286 He was there, mami. 869 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:48,330 Don bouchard himself. 870 00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:52,167 I had to make an impression. 871 00:36:53,337 --> 00:36:55,295 (speaking spanish) 872 00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:01,259 (speaking spanish) 873 00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:07,766 (somber music) 874 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:11,561 ms. Sweet? 875 00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:14,564 I'm sorry for what happened to you. 876 00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:17,776 (car horn honks) 877 00:37:17,861 --> 00:37:18,818 (scoffs) 878 00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:21,863 ♪ ♪ 879 00:37:21,949 --> 00:37:23,990 there's my ride. 880 00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:28,703 ♪ ♪ 881 00:37:28,789 --> 00:37:30,580 hot priest. 882 00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,782 -He's a reverend. -There's a difference? 883 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:35,252 ♪ ♪ 884 00:37:35,337 --> 00:37:39,381 hey, that guy from the parking lot... 885 00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:40,590 He left this for you. 886 00:37:40,717 --> 00:37:45,086 ♪ ♪ 887 00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,222 is that your mom? 888 00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:54,229 ♪ ♪ 889 00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:56,856 -how is she? -She's fine, 890 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:58,566 but get this. 891 00:37:58,694 --> 00:38:01,903 Those guys in margaret's audience, her friends? 892 00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:04,447 The girls knew them. 893 00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:06,157 They're customers. 894 00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:09,202 (country rock music) 895 00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:10,704 ♪ ♪ 896 00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:13,873 the next time one of them signs in, record him. 897 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,083 Record them all. 898 00:38:15,168 --> 00:38:17,294 ♪ ♪ 899 00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:20,463 but that's not us. Our clients trust us. 900 00:38:20,549 --> 00:38:22,299 Who doesn't want to be on camera? 901 00:38:22,426 --> 00:38:24,592 ♪ ♪ 902 00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:27,554 it's the one thing jason asked you not to do, 903 00:38:27,639 --> 00:38:29,264 and you couldn't help yourself. 904 00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:30,348 I mean, you promised. 905 00:38:30,392 --> 00:38:32,350 I'm just doing the best I can. 906 00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:34,519 The best for who? 907 00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:36,646 The best for who? 908 00:38:36,732 --> 00:38:39,232 What--that crap you pulled with ginger out there, 909 00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:41,526 it may sell sunnyclub subscriptions, 910 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,486 but I thought it was disgusting, 911 00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,864 and the whole woman-on-woman catfight thing, 912 00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:49,075 mom, it's--it's just-- it's so tired. 913 00:38:49,161 --> 00:38:51,745 Well, I'm tired too, rose. 914 00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:54,664 I'm tired of working my ass off so that my daughters, 915 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:56,875 now suddenly plural, have the privilege 916 00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,545 of constantly telling me how much I disappoint them. 917 00:39:00,630 --> 00:39:02,172 Well, at least we can agree on that. 918 00:39:02,299 --> 00:39:05,175 I am disappointed. 919 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,677 (somber music) 920 00:39:07,721 --> 00:39:11,264 gentlemen, the houses are collapsing. 921 00:39:11,308 --> 00:39:13,308 Water's undrinkable. 922 00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:17,062 People are in need, and we'll be there. 923 00:39:17,189 --> 00:39:18,730 To charity. 924 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:20,106 All: To charity. 925 00:39:20,233 --> 00:39:23,151 (upbeat music) 926 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:30,158 ♪ ♪ 927 00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:32,869 I left a message. 928 00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:35,205 Good. I know you fellas are worried, 929 00:39:35,332 --> 00:39:37,123 but as long as the ladies are fighting, 930 00:39:37,209 --> 00:39:40,960 the right hand won't know what the left is doing. 931 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,505 -(laughter) -cheers. 932 00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:44,839 Eric: I started my new job today. 933 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:47,342 Oh. How did it go? 934 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:49,302 I'm gonna make a lot of lives better. 935 00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:51,888 How about you start with me? 936 00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:53,390 Let me see you. 937 00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:56,726 ♪ ♪ 938 00:39:56,853 --> 00:39:58,269 (sighs) 939 00:39:58,397 --> 00:40:05,485 ♪ ♪ 940 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,822 it's you. 941 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:10,156 You're the guy. 942 00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:15,036 ♪ ♪ 943 00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:16,287 I'm the guy. 944 00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:18,289 (chuckles) 945 00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:21,292 ♪ ♪ 946 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:22,293 (computer beeps) 947 00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:23,378 franklin: Your boys won't give up 948 00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:24,337 on a piece of sunnyclub, 949 00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:26,506 particularly after today's show. 950 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:28,591 Subscriptions are selling through the roof. 951 00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:30,844 I'll bring them out to the camp. 952 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,471 I'll use a little ponchatoula honey 953 00:40:33,515 --> 00:40:35,557 to gently decline their investment. 954 00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:38,476 Biscuits and honey might not satisfy them. 955 00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:41,062 I do have other recipes. 956 00:40:41,231 --> 00:40:42,564 (chuckles) 957 00:40:42,691 --> 00:40:45,859 (laid-back country music) 958 00:40:49,406 --> 00:40:52,282 (upbeat music) 959 00:40:52,367 --> 00:40:59,497 ♪ ♪ 960 00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:24,439 captioned by captionmax