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- Hey, Irwin.
- Yo.
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I bet you dinner I make this shot.
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I'll have the... lobster!
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Please pick somewhere cheap.
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No, don't let him choose!
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I pick the cafeteria at Hogwarts!
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That doesn't exist, Irwin.
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Yeah, well, that's not my problem.
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You lost the bet. Figure it out.
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Hey, instead of us paying for dinner,
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what about a wine tasting on the 17th...
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that we have free tickets to?
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It's at Atlantic City's only vineyard.
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The Mob used to own the land.
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They say that's why the
ground is so fertile.
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You know what? We can't on the 17th.
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We're having people over.
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Oh. That's weird.
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What? Did the Evite go to our spam?
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Well, I'm-I'm sorry
for the confusion, Kay.
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You were never invited.
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No, it's just some people
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that we're friends
with at the kids' school.
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Yeah, it's nothing personal.
It's our Room Seven crew.
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Oh.
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- Room Seven for life!
- For life! Yeah, yeah!
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- Sorry, inside joke.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I know.
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'Cause it hurts me on the inside.
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Well, um, but, I mean,
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I guess it's okay if
you guys want to come.
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Yeah, if you just bring your own chairs.
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No, no, it's fine.
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We were the ones with plans first,
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so we'll just do those plans
with our other friends.
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Yeah.
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That's exactly what we'll do.
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Do we have other friends?
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Aw, Mike.
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What?
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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I-I was thinking about Room Seven Mike.
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That dude's hilarious.
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That boy's crazy.
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- He's much taller than you.
- He is.
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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I have a question, Marc.
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I have an exclamation point.
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I thought I'd try my hand at humor.
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I am done now.
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Hey, babe.
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So, what are we bringing to
Rita and Irwin's for the party?
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No, we are not going to that.
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That was a pity invite.
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Kay Mollen does not accept pity invites.
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Except you're not Kay Mollen.
You're Kay Bennett.
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And Bennetts live on pity invites.
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That's how we got on the Mayflower.
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If we accept a pity invite,
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they will lose respect for us,
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and soon, all of our invites
will be pity invites.
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Just look at what we're up against.
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This is Rita and Irwin's
Room Seven crew.
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Oh, my God.
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If civilization ends,
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I want Room Seven to
repopulate the planet.
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Rita and Irwin have this
whole other social life,
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and all we have is them.
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I mean, we should at least
have more friends
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than we have kinds of mustard.
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How did this happen?
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I used to have friends
all over the place.
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Every girl I asked
out in high school said
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she liked me better as a friend.
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We lost them all because
it's hard to keep friends
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when your family is a walking hurricane
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that also corrects your grammar.
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Well, maybe it's time to
restock the old friend fridge.
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Yeah. Yeah, this shouldn't be hard.
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I mean, we're a catch.
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Yeah, if we just put in the effort,
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we'll find some people to drink
Mafia wine with us at the...
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"Fuh-Grape-Aboudit Vine
Yard and Sanitation"?
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I'll go to the Vine Yard
and drink with you, Mommy.
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Oh, sweetie,
not until you're old enough...
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to look like my old I.D.
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Wow.
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I've never been the most athletic
person in the gym before.
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- What is this, a robot prom?
- It's an A.I. tournament,
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featuring the greatest computer
minds east of Egg Harbor.
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This year, we've trained
an A.I. to recognize the smell
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of the Rafflesia arnoldii,
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a notoriously foul-smelling flower.
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That's right. I stole it from a lab.
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Who's the bad boy of science now?
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Who was it before?
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They've trained a robot
to smell a gross flower?
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How about one that drives
them to school in the morning
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so I can avoid that
mean drop-off captain?
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You must be talking about Karen.
Don't mess with her.
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I saw her get run over one day,
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and she just popped right back up.
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Wait. What was that?
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Did I just see some sparks?
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No, there are words on her shirt.
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I was just reading her breasts.
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You can't get mad at me for reading.
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No! Friendship sparks.
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Maybe they have friend potential.
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- Oh. Them?
- Yeah.
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They seem okay, but...
they're not Room Seven.
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Look, Room Seven
is not an option for us.
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Our kids' classrooms
aren't even numbers.
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They're scholars.
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You want to be yelling
"Room Noam Chomsky for life"?
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We haven't made friends in 15 years.
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Think of it as a warm-up.
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Rocky didn't start with Apollo Creed.
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First, he beat up a side of beef.
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I only saw the one with the Russian.
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Rocky had a robot in that one.
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Okay, let's go see
if these two are DTF...
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Down to friend.
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Wait, wait. Hold-hold on. Hold on.
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Excuse me. I couldn't help but overhear
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because I have what doctors
call "canine hearing."
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Were you talking about us?
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Oh, yes.
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Sorry. We just wanted to say hi.
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I'm Kay Bennett. This is Mike.
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And I'm Mike.
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This is my husband Sigmund.
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And I'm Annabeth.
My friends call me "Beth."
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Oh, well, maybe we'll call you "Beth."
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Maybe.
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Bennett? Oh, you must be
Brian and Nicole's parents.
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They're on a team with our son Atticus.
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Uh, we're actually surprised to see you.
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- The kids told us that...
- Oh, that we don't like these things?
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No, that you were dead.
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Oh, well, it was...
it was so nice meeting you.
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- Hey, hey.
- Yes, it was so, so nice meeting you.
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It-it'd be a shame to end it now.
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Yeah. I mean, this thing goes
on for, like, six hours.
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What do you say we hit up a bar?
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I can't leave. I'm the team's coach.
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Oh, well, watch out,
Bill Belichick, am I right?
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Watch out for what?
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You know, you're... you're a coach.
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You're gonna, like, take his job.
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Take his job doing what?
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Coaching football.
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Why would I take his
job coaching football?
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I don't know.
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All right.
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Like, maybe we'll see you at the
next cloning fair or whatever.
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Well, actually,
we have to drop Atticus off
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at your house tonight.
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- Yeah.
- The kids have to work on their A.I.
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We were gonna stay in the car
in case Atticus needs anything.
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Or you could just come in.
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That would be more normal.
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Yes, I...
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I suppose it would.
Um, sure. Why-why not?
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That means we have to make dinner.
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Oh, we can bring something.
We don't mind.
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Sorry. Canine hearing.
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Takes a while to get used to.
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You never will.
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Looks like the kids are
pulling an all-nighter.
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Just takes me back to my days
as a young rapscallion at MIT,
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staying up late, doing lines of code.
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Hey, me, too!
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Nope, you said something different.
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Well, I'm glad something's
working their brains.
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That school can't even get
an adequate English teacher.
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Three languages and two PhDs?
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Why not just get a dog
wearing a monocle?
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That might actually get me
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to show up to
parent-teacher conferences.
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I'm just kidding. No, it wouldn't.
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Don't get me started
on the cafeteria staff.
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- Okay, we won't.
- I mean, they're touching
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the food... with gloves.
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It's like they don't even care
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that Atticus has a latex allergy.
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Oh, latex allergy.
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I've used that excuse.
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It's funny because three
of our kids were accidents.
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Oh, geez, getting late.
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But it's 7:00.
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It's 8:00 somewhere.
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But the party's just getting started.
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I mean, we haven't even
brought out the hummus yet.
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And you can't spell hummus
without... "um, us."
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Would you excuse us for one minute?
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What is happening out there?
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They're trying to leave?
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Nobody leaves Kay Mollen.
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Or she calls her Uncle Bruno,
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and he takes you down to the Vine Yard,
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and you become grape food.
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Look, we tried, but it's not worth it.
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They're clearly not our type of people.
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But we used to be able to
make friends with anyone.
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I once hit a guy with my car,
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and he friended me on
Facebook from the hospital.
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Look, I think we're blowing this
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whole friend thing out of proportion.
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We still have two amazing friends.
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Look, Irwin has been
texting me all night. Look.
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"You down to hang tonight?
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Got some beers with your name on them."
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See? We're totally fine.
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Oh. Ah.
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"Sorry. Wrong Mike.
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I hope I didn't wake you."
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What? I'm Wrong Mike?
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Okay, changed my mind.
We need these people.
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I'm gonna friend them so hard,
when I'm done,
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I'm gonna flip them over
and friend them again.
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That sounds wrong, Mike.
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I am not Wrong Mike!
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I should be the only Mike. What's next?
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I text Irwin, and he writes back,
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"Sorry. New phone. Who dis?"
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Well, I'll show him who dis is!
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You two... basement.
Robot coach, grab the cheese.
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This looks like a wonderful
place to ride out a storm.
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Is this the last room we'll ever see?
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Sorry if we're being weird.
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We're just out of
practice making friends.
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I think we're just trying too hard.
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Yeah, but, you know,
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that is what's great about the basement.
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There is no trying.
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There's no kids, no responsibilities.
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We can do whatever we want down here.
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So... what do you all want to do?
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Wow.
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It's been a long time since
somebody asked us about that.
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We just spend most of our time
focusing on what Atticus wants.
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I-I don't even need these glasses.
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Atticus prefers my face with them on.
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Hey, I know a good place to start.
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- Let's play a game.
- Oh!
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The only rule is...
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- Stay alive?
- What?
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N-No. No, it's a drinking game.
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The only rule is,
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if you say your kid's name,
you take a shot.
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Oh, shots.
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You know, it took three IVF shots
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to conceive Atticus.
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Oh.
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00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,578
I'm not sure you're
understanding the rules.
257
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:46,495
No, I am. That's why I said it.
258
00:10:48,777 --> 00:10:50,797
- Okay, Beth!
- Beth came to play.
259
00:10:51,844 --> 00:10:52,844
Barkeep?
260
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:54,938
Atticus, Atticus, Atticus.
261
00:11:00,783 --> 00:11:02,300
What's all that noise?
262
00:11:02,664 --> 00:11:04,767
Aw, you hear it, too?
263
00:11:04,792 --> 00:11:07,188
I was hoping I'd finally gone mad.
264
00:11:09,914 --> 00:11:12,266
It's going really well down there.
265
00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:14,518
I feel like these might not
just be practice friends.
266
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,095
- They might be the real deal.
- I know.
267
00:11:16,119 --> 00:11:18,022
Hey, how's this sound? "Hey, Sigmund.
268
00:11:18,047 --> 00:11:19,844
"I'm really having
fun with you right now.
269
00:11:19,869 --> 00:11:22,141
"Here's a picture of us having that fun.
270
00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:24,313
Oh, sorry, Irwin... Wrong Sigmund."
271
00:11:24,946 --> 00:11:27,032
Hey! We're trying to work upstairs.
272
00:11:27,057 --> 00:11:29,033
Could you two keep it down?
273
00:11:29,058 --> 00:11:30,860
What are you two, the party police?
274
00:11:30,885 --> 00:11:32,524
I wish I was the party police,
275
00:11:32,549 --> 00:11:34,399
but the city council said my proposal
276
00:11:34,424 --> 00:11:37,328
was not "economically feasible"
and "too lame."
277
00:11:37,795 --> 00:11:40,586
It's 8:15, and it's not even that loud.
278
00:11:40,611 --> 00:11:42,560
Yeah, the lady with dog ears
can handle it.
279
00:11:42,585 --> 00:11:43,821
Did someone need me?
280
00:11:43,846 --> 00:11:45,802
What? Uh...
281
00:11:45,827 --> 00:11:47,827
Uh, n-no, Beth, we're good!
282
00:11:48,116 --> 00:11:50,209
Okay, you don't have to yell!
283
00:11:50,879 --> 00:11:52,045
Wait.
284
00:11:52,070 --> 00:11:54,293
Beth as in Beth Kratz?
285
00:11:54,318 --> 00:11:56,513
Are you hanging out
with Atticus's parents?
286
00:11:56,538 --> 00:11:58,229
Sure are. They're actually not that bad
287
00:11:58,254 --> 00:11:59,522
once you get a few drinks in them.
288
00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:00,576
They're drinking?
289
00:12:00,601 --> 00:12:02,182
Oh, okay, be honest.
290
00:12:02,207 --> 00:12:03,349
You're not in trouble.
291
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,076
How many sodas have they had?
292
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:08,802
- They mean alcohol.
- Oh, my God!
293
00:12:10,702 --> 00:12:12,513
You have to stop this.
294
00:12:12,538 --> 00:12:14,130
We respect the Kratzes.
295
00:12:14,155 --> 00:12:16,857
They're the type of people
that can open doors for us.
296
00:12:16,882 --> 00:12:20,940
Research grants, recommendations,
launch codes.
297
00:12:21,151 --> 00:12:24,267
And now you're corrupting
them with your beer drinks.
298
00:12:24,292 --> 00:12:27,614
What's next? A key party where
you all put your keys in a bowl
299
00:12:27,639 --> 00:12:28,760
and whichever set you pick,
300
00:12:28,785 --> 00:12:30,948
that's the car you drive
home for the night?
301
00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:33,378
You two are sick!
302
00:12:34,304 --> 00:12:36,359
Okay, you guys are being dramatic.
303
00:12:36,384 --> 00:12:38,717
We are not going to embarrass you.
304
00:12:38,742 --> 00:12:40,696
Totally unrelated...
Do either of you know
305
00:12:40,721 --> 00:12:42,706
how to get pudding
inside a water balloon?
306
00:12:43,401 --> 00:12:44,721
I'll figure it out.
307
00:12:45,012 --> 00:12:47,354
Forget you heard that,
or the prank won't work.
308
00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:50,370
They're so unreasonable!
309
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:52,276
How do they not get how bad this is?
310
00:12:52,524 --> 00:12:54,909
I know. They're like an invasive species
311
00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:56,924
ravaging our delicate ecosystem.
312
00:12:56,949 --> 00:12:59,135
So, what are we going to do about this?
313
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,293
Well, how do you get rid
of an invasive species?
314
00:13:02,318 --> 00:13:03,887
Genocide.
315
00:13:03,911 --> 00:13:05,190
What?! N-No!
316
00:13:05,215 --> 00:13:07,620
No, you make
their habitat uninhabitable.
317
00:13:07,645 --> 00:13:09,323
Right, but if that doesn't work...
318
00:13:09,348 --> 00:13:11,490
No! No genocide, Nicole.
319
00:13:11,515 --> 00:13:13,753
Right, got it. Wink.
320
00:13:13,778 --> 00:13:14,836
No!
321
00:13:18,557 --> 00:13:21,448
They actually expected
us to shut this down
322
00:13:21,473 --> 00:13:23,401
just as we were starting to hit it off.
323
00:13:23,426 --> 00:13:26,018
- I can't believe those two.
- Oh, that's nothing.
324
00:13:26,043 --> 00:13:27,946
We can't keep bread in the house,
325
00:13:27,971 --> 00:13:31,222
because Atticus finds
the texture unsettling.
326
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,953
I started smoking to mask
327
00:13:33,978 --> 00:13:36,307
the smell of toast on my clothes.
328
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:39,729
It feels good to open up.
329
00:13:39,754 --> 00:13:42,487
I mean, pre-Atticus, I was wild.
330
00:13:42,512 --> 00:13:44,542
I used to Rollerblade
with my friend Phil.
331
00:13:45,487 --> 00:13:49,276
He was fast, but...
not so fast he could catch me.
332
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:52,495
Oh, I got to tell you, Sigmund,
333
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,870
you didn't strike me as a
guy who could... balance.
334
00:13:58,281 --> 00:14:00,582
Sorry, do... does
anyone else smell that?
335
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,402
- Oh!
- Oh, that is bad!
336
00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:04,238
Not to brag, but I smelled it first.
337
00:14:04,263 --> 00:14:07,949
I've also been diagnosed
with early-onset cat snout.
338
00:14:09,362 --> 00:14:11,074
Did something die in here?
339
00:14:11,099 --> 00:14:14,606
Oh! No, no, no,
something is very much alive!
340
00:14:14,631 --> 00:14:17,724
That-that is the scent of
the Rafflesia arnoldii,
341
00:14:17,749 --> 00:14:20,918
the flower the kids are
using for the competition.
342
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:24,027
This is the work of
a bad boy of science.
343
00:14:25,809 --> 00:14:27,207
Brian.
344
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:31,511
It seems to have been
concentrated and weaponized.
345
00:14:31,908 --> 00:14:33,230
Nicole.
346
00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,697
Look, I'm sorry about this.
347
00:14:36,722 --> 00:14:38,003
The kids win this time.
348
00:14:38,028 --> 00:14:39,317
- Maybe we should just...
- No!
349
00:14:39,341 --> 00:14:42,136
You said we can do whatever
we want in the basement,
350
00:14:42,161 --> 00:14:44,316
and we want to keep this party going.
351
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:46,211
Oh. Okay, yeah.
352
00:14:46,236 --> 00:14:48,869
Yeah, yeah, sure, we'll just,
we'll power through.
353
00:14:48,894 --> 00:14:50,246
The smell's not that ba...
354
00:14:50,271 --> 00:14:52,082
Nope, the smell is a taste now.
355
00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:55,832
Okay, where else can we go
356
00:14:55,857 --> 00:14:57,699
with free booze and no kids?
357
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,902
Welcome to the basement of the world.
358
00:15:10,562 --> 00:15:11,847
Oof!
359
00:15:11,872 --> 00:15:13,871
Last night is a little fuzzy.
360
00:15:13,896 --> 00:15:15,500
We didn't drive, did we?
361
00:15:15,525 --> 00:15:17,418
No, we Rollerbladed.
362
00:15:17,443 --> 00:15:19,550
Then why do I remember
us being on the highway?
363
00:15:19,575 --> 00:15:21,847
Because... we were invincible.
364
00:15:23,391 --> 00:15:26,484
Sorry that your hootenanny
got spoiled last night.
365
00:15:27,121 --> 00:15:30,294
Actually, your little flower
plan didn't work.
366
00:15:30,319 --> 00:15:32,708
Just gave us an experience
we could bond over.
367
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:34,662
If anything, it brought us closer.
368
00:15:34,687 --> 00:15:36,621
Now we have a lasting memory
369
00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:38,912
and an obstacle we've overcome together.
370
00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:42,130
Yeah, we're just one
weird night in a hot tub away
371
00:15:42,155 --> 00:15:43,983
from a lifelong friendship.
372
00:15:44,008 --> 00:15:46,406
Oh! Atticus, sorry. Geez.
373
00:15:46,431 --> 00:15:47,966
I forgot you slept over.
374
00:15:47,991 --> 00:15:49,724
Please, help yourself
to whatever you want.
375
00:15:50,043 --> 00:15:52,188
I'm powerless to stop you.
376
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,373
Hey, guys.
377
00:15:54,748 --> 00:15:55,748
Little problem.
378
00:15:55,773 --> 00:15:57,991
Hey, we got rid of
all the bread, man. I...
379
00:15:58,443 --> 00:16:00,796
No. My parents are supposed
to be picking us up
380
00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:03,421
for the tournament,
but I haven't heard from them.
381
00:16:07,335 --> 00:16:08,607
Hey, Rita.
382
00:16:08,632 --> 00:16:10,655
Hey, I just want to give you a heads-up.
383
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,593
There's some drunk librarians
here who say they know you.
384
00:16:13,618 --> 00:16:16,569
What? Sigmund and
Beth are still at the casino?
385
00:16:16,594 --> 00:16:18,249
They're at the casino?
386
00:16:18,274 --> 00:16:21,155
But Sigmund has the thumb drive
with our subroutine and...
387
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,891
Well, does it seem
like they're leaving soon?
388
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:26,008
Uh, all I know is Red
here keeps bragging
389
00:16:26,033 --> 00:16:28,321
that she gave the men's
room attendant a show.
390
00:16:28,346 --> 00:16:31,835
We don't have a men's
room attendant, Kay.
391
00:16:37,445 --> 00:16:39,835
Hey! Hey, it's Mike and Kay!
392
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,544
For the last time,
393
00:16:41,569 --> 00:16:43,218
that is not Mike and Kay.
394
00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:46,122
- Oh, wait, it is them.
- Guys?
395
00:16:46,147 --> 00:16:47,999
You got to go.
What are you still doing here?
396
00:16:48,024 --> 00:16:50,354
We're doing what we want,
just like you said!
397
00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:52,638
Yeah, last night,
we did open-mouth kissing
398
00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,329
with two different couples.
399
00:16:54,569 --> 00:16:57,077
Turned out it was a
room full of mirrors,
400
00:16:57,102 --> 00:16:58,494
but it was hot.
401
00:16:59,755 --> 00:17:01,699
You brought something out of us.
402
00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:03,405
Now the genie's out of the bottle.
403
00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:05,374
There's no putting him back!
404
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,108
Look, the competition
starts in one hour,
405
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:09,077
so let's snap back into parent mode
406
00:17:09,102 --> 00:17:11,289
- and go coach those kids.
- What are you talking about?
407
00:17:11,313 --> 00:17:13,429
Tournament's not until tomorrow.
408
00:17:13,454 --> 00:17:14,995
It is tomorrow.
409
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:17,163
Okay, calendar.
410
00:17:18,672 --> 00:17:21,060
Just how drunk are you guys?
411
00:17:21,085 --> 00:17:23,001
The only thing we're drunk on
412
00:17:23,026 --> 00:17:25,921
is the new life philosophy you gave us.
413
00:17:25,946 --> 00:17:28,843
Ah-ah, we are also drunk on drinking.
414
00:17:29,663 --> 00:17:32,061
Okay, forget coaching.
He can barely stand.
415
00:17:32,086 --> 00:17:34,530
Hey, if I can barely stand,
416
00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:38,101
how do you explain this?
417
00:17:40,911 --> 00:17:44,186
What you're seeing here,
this has been my whole night.
418
00:17:44,283 --> 00:17:46,195
You know what, just forget it,
we'll take the kids.
419
00:17:46,219 --> 00:17:48,890
Just give us that thumb drive
they were talking about.
420
00:17:48,915 --> 00:17:50,577
If you want it...
421
00:17:50,602 --> 00:17:52,677
you're gonna have to catch me first.
422
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,826
I love that man.
423
00:17:57,851 --> 00:18:00,249
I'm gonna put a baby in him later.
424
00:18:06,374 --> 00:18:08,515
Thanks for losing the tournament for us.
425
00:18:08,804 --> 00:18:11,522
All you had to do was get
that thumb drive from Sigmund.
426
00:18:11,547 --> 00:18:13,624
It's not my fault he
gave me the wrong thing.
427
00:18:13,649 --> 00:18:15,140
No, Dad, it's just your fault
428
00:18:15,165 --> 00:18:16,921
that he got wasted in the basement,
429
00:18:16,946 --> 00:18:20,265
stayed at a casino all night,
concussed himself,
430
00:18:20,290 --> 00:18:23,124
then you took what
was obviously a lighter
431
00:18:23,149 --> 00:18:25,069
instead of the USB we needed.
432
00:18:25,674 --> 00:18:28,497
Guys, we really do feel terrible.
433
00:18:28,522 --> 00:18:30,249
We didn't mean to
cost you the competition.
434
00:18:30,274 --> 00:18:32,214
It-it's not just the competition, Mom.
435
00:18:32,239 --> 00:18:34,217
You know, Atticus
won't even talk to us anymore.
436
00:18:34,241 --> 00:18:35,913
And word's spreading.
437
00:18:35,938 --> 00:18:38,247
Everyone's dropping out
of our other teams...
438
00:18:38,272 --> 00:18:40,606
Debate, speed meditating...
439
00:18:40,631 --> 00:18:42,524
fantasy physics.
440
00:18:43,511 --> 00:18:45,460
We are so sorry.
441
00:18:45,485 --> 00:18:47,311
Is there anything we can do?
442
00:18:47,515 --> 00:18:49,351
You want this lighter?
443
00:18:50,073 --> 00:18:51,874
No, you're gonna need it
444
00:18:51,899 --> 00:18:54,742
next time you want to set
fire to our hopes and dreams.
445
00:18:56,793 --> 00:18:59,397
They're gonna go back to telling
people we're dead, aren't they?
446
00:19:00,471 --> 00:19:02,685
It's hard to blame them.
447
00:19:02,710 --> 00:19:04,414
I mean, we were so desperate
448
00:19:04,438 --> 00:19:07,397
for a social life that
we took it from our kids.
449
00:19:07,595 --> 00:19:08,804
You know, it's too bad.
450
00:19:08,829 --> 00:19:10,566
I was starting to like Sigmund and Beth.
451
00:19:10,945 --> 00:19:12,547
Well, I guess we can still
hang out with them
452
00:19:12,571 --> 00:19:15,442
if we don't do any drinking or gambling.
453
00:19:16,116 --> 00:19:17,699
I'm gonna miss them.
454
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,053
You're breaking up with us?
455
00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:26,268
Things were going so well.
456
00:19:26,293 --> 00:19:27,500
I thought tonight we were going to
457
00:19:27,524 --> 00:19:29,038
the "For Grape About It Vineyard."
458
00:19:29,063 --> 00:19:30,663
Did you "for grape about" that?
459
00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:33,741
Don't make this
harder than it already is.
460
00:19:33,766 --> 00:19:35,093
I know what'll make this better.
461
00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:37,281
Let's go to the basement!
Everything's better in the basement!
462
00:19:37,305 --> 00:19:38,897
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
463
00:19:38,922 --> 00:19:40,397
No, uh, listen.
464
00:19:40,422 --> 00:19:41,859
You deserve people that will give you
465
00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:44,233
the whole house, not just the basement.
466
00:19:45,258 --> 00:19:47,601
We were gonna take ski trips together,
467
00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:50,772
split groceries,
take turns making meals.
468
00:19:50,797 --> 00:19:53,356
I make a mean apple cobbler.
469
00:19:55,807 --> 00:19:57,724
I'm more of a pie guy.
470
00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:01,651
We understand.
471
00:20:03,865 --> 00:20:06,233
I'll never forget you. I can't.
472
00:20:06,258 --> 00:20:08,905
I have what doctors
call "elephant memory."
473
00:20:10,928 --> 00:20:14,444
And I'll be taking my Rollerblades.
474
00:20:15,546 --> 00:20:17,874
I was fast, though, wasn't I, Mike?
475
00:20:18,127 --> 00:20:19,635
Like the wind.
476
00:20:23,936 --> 00:20:25,421
Man.
477
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:28,343
- They really took it hard.
- I know.
478
00:20:28,569 --> 00:20:29,719
I mean, you can't blame them.
479
00:20:29,743 --> 00:20:31,001
We were pretty fun.
480
00:20:31,026 --> 00:20:33,491
Yeah, we were charming,
481
00:20:33,516 --> 00:20:35,397
funny, down to clown.
482
00:20:35,422 --> 00:20:36,796
I mean, aside from that
483
00:20:36,821 --> 00:20:39,358
down-to-clown thing I just said,
we're a catch.
484
00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:42,249
I mean, what were we so worried about?
485
00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:44,157
- We're gonna be fine.
- Yeah.
486
00:20:44,182 --> 00:20:47,296
I mean, if we can make friends
with that Noah's Ark of a woman,
487
00:20:47,321 --> 00:20:49,194
we can make friends with anyone.
488
00:20:50,226 --> 00:20:52,268
And now that we know that...
489
00:20:54,144 --> 00:20:56,585
We graciously accept your pity invite.
490
00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:59,101
We brought our own
chairs and our own wine.
491
00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:01,710
It's boxed and not enough,
so I hope you have more.
492
00:21:02,406 --> 00:21:04,015
All right, come on in.
493
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,029
- Hey, Kay.
- Oh, hey.
494
00:21:06,054 --> 00:21:07,382
Hey, Mike.
495
00:21:08,171 --> 00:21:09,750
Hey.
496
00:21:10,874 --> 00:21:12,030
You two go ahead.
497
00:21:12,055 --> 00:21:14,476
Um, we gonna be here for a minute.
498
00:21:15,961 --> 00:21:19,991
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