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It all comes down to this.
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The next 60 seconds are critical.
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There can be no hesitation.
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No second-guessing.
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Are you ready?
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It's a word game.
There's gonna be second-guessing.
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And third guesses.
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I'm just making a point, okay?
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I'm sure you'll do great.
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Judd, tell 'em how much we up by.
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We're up by nine.
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The Ryders are up by nine.
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Nine words in a minute?
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Okay, well, we should change
the name of this game
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to " Mission Impossible," then.
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Are they always like this
during game night?
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Insufferable? Yeah. Yes.
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Crush them, please.
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Please. Please crush us.
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I got this.
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- Please, please.
- Right.
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Ready?
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- Okay, let's go. Okay.
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Oh, have fun with that one.
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Oh! Okay, TK's fourth birthday.
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Bronx Zoo. Second cutest animal.
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- Meerkat.
- The third cutest.
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- Aardvark.
- Yes!
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- Okay.
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Famous American outlaw.
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Al Capone. John Dillinger.
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- Jeff Goldblum.
- Okay, no.
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Bruce Springsteen's
most underrated ballad.
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"Ballad of Jesse James."
Jesse James.
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- Yes. Yes! Yes. Okay.
- _
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Oh, I am terrified of...
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Male-pattern baldness. Bacne.
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Rachel Maddow.
Pennywise the Clown.
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Yes, yes! Score it. Okay, good.
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Leningrad. Carrot Top.
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Squash ball. Molly Ringwald.
Marianas Trench!
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- Yes!
- Oh!
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- How is this possible?
- Wait, wait, wait.
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No, we are experiencing
a full-on mind meld here.
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- Come on, just one more.
- Okay.
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- One more. You got this.
- Okay, beautiful place in France.
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- Paris.
- That we never got to.
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Riviera!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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That ain't fair.
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- Whoo!
- That ain't fair. No.
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Oh, is it because
you have been dethroned?
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Because they've been married
so long,
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they have an unfair advantage...
It's obvious.
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Oh, I'm pretty sure
we've been divorced
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longer than anyone here's
been married.
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Which is why
they never stood a chance.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Wait, I don't follow.
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I don't really understand either.
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What, you think
you know each other
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when you say "I do"?
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Forget it.
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You really start to learn
who someone is
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when you are sitting
across the table from them
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in a deposition
carving up your life savings.
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And you know
how their mind really works
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and how cunning and ruthless
they can be.
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Oh, wow. I'm blushing.
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No, but I mean,
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divorce has been better
than couples' therapy for us,
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'cause when we were together,
we were miles apart.
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Now we're not together,
and we've never been closer.
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So I think there should be
a term for it.
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Somebody should come up
with a term for people
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who are better together
not together.
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There is a term for that.
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It's friends with benefits.
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Who wants to play Scattergories?
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- Mm!
- Right? That's a good idea.
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Girl, I got you. Yes.
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Let's go, Marj!
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Get off!
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That's it.
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- Let's go!
- Ooh.
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♪ Exhibition is the name ♪
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♪ Voyeurism is the game ♪
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♪ Stereoscopic is the show ♪
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Ooh!
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♪ Grow, grow, grow, grow ♪
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Let's go, Marj!
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Oh, come on, ref!
What are you, blind?
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How do you miss that elbow?
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Wait, here it comes,
here it comes.
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She's about to bring the pain!
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♪ I like to make people stare ♪
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That's my girl!
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Yeah! Go, Firefox!
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- Oh, yeah!
- Good job, six!
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Go, Firefox! Yeah, Marjan!
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Whoo!
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Looks like Marjan's got a fan.
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Whoo!
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Guys, enjoy.
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Thanks.
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Hello.
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What can I get for you?
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Three IPAs, a mineral water,
and an iced tea, please.
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You're thirsty.
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Only four of those are for me.
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I've seen you here before, right?
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Yeah, were you here the night
that Kitten Crusher got impaled?
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I was one of the firefighters
that responded.
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Firefighter.
Sign me up for the calendar.
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And his boyfriend is a cop.
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Cool.
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Well, that was aggressive.
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I think it's the atmosphere.
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But I do like people to know
you're mine.
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Well, then I think
we should come here more often.
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Maybe we should.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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She come out yet?
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Not yet.
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Feels like maybe we aren't
the only ones waiting for her.
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I keep telling her to make
her social media private.
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You don't get three million
likes by being private.
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Or creeps showing up
after your games.
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You think he's a creep?
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Marjan.
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What do you think?
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How did you know I'd be here?
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Instagram.
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Surprised?
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Hey, Marj?
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Everything good here?
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Yeah. Uh, yeah.
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These are my friends from work,
Paul and Mateo.
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This is Salim.
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Oh, so you know this guy.
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Only our whole lives.
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You Marjan's brother or something?
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Salim's my fiancé.
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Hi, guys.
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How's it going?
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Uh... Marjan got engaged.
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What?
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No way.
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Congratulations.
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So when did this happen?
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When we were 12.
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Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
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If I could have your attention
for just one second.
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Then you can get back to drankin'.
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Uh...
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I'm Drew.
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I'm Jeff's best man.
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You may recognize me
from the wedding just now.
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Jeff and I have been
best friends since third grade.
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We've shared everything.
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And now I get to share
in your greatest joy.
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You found a really great girl
in Kelsey.
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You're just lucky
you found her first.
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Kelsey...
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you know, I've never seen Jeff
so happy.
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I really do love you
for loving him.
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We love you, too, brother.
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You know, seeing the two of you
together makes me...
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Makes me, uh...
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Makes me, uh...
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I'm so...
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Oh, my God!
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But is it even legal?
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I mean, 12 years old?
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Doesn't that make you,
like, a child bride?
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They're engaged,
not married, Probie.
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You do realize that
half the marriages in the world
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are still arranged?
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- I did not know that.
- Mm-hmm.
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But, like, you don't even get
a say?
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It's not like my parents drew
his name out of a hat.
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Our families have known each other
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since our grandparents
immigrated here.
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We have similar values.
We're a good match.
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We were babies together.
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That almost makes it weirder.
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You know, you should probably
stop talking now, Probie.
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Hmm. Can he, though?
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From what we can tell,
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only the guests
who had fish got sick,
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though I can't say we got
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a lot of compliments
on the chicken either.
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Score one for red meat.
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What are you thinking? Salmonella?
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Not if it all came
out of the same kitchen.
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Scombroid poisoning...
Improperly stored seafood.
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Nancy, radio dispatch.
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Tell 'em all RA units need
to bring
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as much Zofran, saline,
and Epi as possible.
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Captain, can I borrow a few hands?
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Marjan, Mateo, Paul,
assist the captain.
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Help! Help, please!
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Please, please, please!
No, they're still in there.
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- Who... who's in there?
- Jeff and Kelsey, the bride and groom.
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Okay, you get yourself
taken care of with medical.
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You don't look good.
We'll take care of your friends.
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Oh, no, I'm okay. I got most
of it up all over the bride.
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Coming in.
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Hello?
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Over here! Over here, over here!
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Thank God.
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We... we tried to... to lift it,
but it was too heavy.
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Hey, Cap,
these trusses are aluminum,
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but they're bearing the weight
of all these lights,
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so he's got, like, 900 pounds
on him.
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All right. Hey, Jeff.
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- How you doing? Big day, huh?
- Yep.
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Can you tell me where it hurts?
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Pretty much everywhere.
I think my leg's broken.
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All right, let's secure this area.
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Get some saws and some gas masks.
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Gas masks, Cap?
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Yeah. Can't you smell it?
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- Okay.
- So how long is he in town for?
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Who?
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Your fiancé.
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The guy you're totally into
and haven't seen in a year.
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Uh, he flies back to Miami
on Monday.
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So kind of a surprise visit?
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Mm, he's been meaning to come
visit once I got settled.
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So there's no particular occasion?
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I am always the occasion.
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It is a little odd, though,
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that you've never
mentioned him before.
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It never really occurred to me.
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- What?
- Okay, maybe it's not that odd.
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I mean, I didn't see a lot of heat
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- coming off you two last night.
- Seriously? You too?
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It's not a cultural thing,
all right?
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It's just an observation.
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I just didn't peg you two
for a couple.
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No, you thought he was my stalker.
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I thought he was your brother.
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Guys, your thinking is so Western.
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When you marry for chemistry,
there's a 50% divorce rate.
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You know why ours is
ten times lower?
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Because we don't start with heat.
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We believe that love is
something you grow into.
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That's kind of beautiful,
actually.
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So when's the big day?
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Hell if I know.
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He still has to finish
dental school,
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and we agreed to hold off
the wedding and our parents
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until we'd established
ourselves as individuals.
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You gonna have a big to-do
like this?
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Hopefully a lot less vomit.
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Does that mean you'll move back
to Miami?
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00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:48,316
Eventually.
261
00:10:49,347 --> 00:10:51,443
It's years away.
262
00:10:52,761 --> 00:10:54,185
Is it?
263
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,368
Let's get him out of here.
264
00:11:01,893 --> 00:11:04,034
One, two, three.
265
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,610
Is he gonna be all right?
266
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,488
You may have to postpone
the honeymoon,
267
00:11:12,513 --> 00:11:13,776
but he's gonna be fine.
268
00:11:13,801 --> 00:11:15,154
Well, we've waited this long.
269
00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:17,589
A little while longer
won't kill us, right?
270
00:11:18,955 --> 00:11:20,973
Somebody get her a chair, please.
271
00:11:20,998 --> 00:11:22,998
No, I'm... I'm fine.
Really, I'm... it's okay.
272
00:11:23,023 --> 00:11:24,226
Not if you had the fish.
273
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,363
She didn't. She's vegan.
274
00:11:25,388 --> 00:11:27,095
You were in there
when the tent came down.
275
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,565
- Were you hit on the head?
- No.
276
00:11:28,590 --> 00:11:29,831
But you're feeling nauseated?
277
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,208
She's been sick all week.
278
00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,822
Maybe she's pregnant.
279
00:11:33,299 --> 00:11:35,534
I mean, my cousin Sophia barfed
at her wedding.
280
00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:38,273
It was morning sickness.
Also at her graduation.
281
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,482
It can't be that.
282
00:11:39,507 --> 00:11:41,599
We're proudly waiting
until the wedding night.
283
00:11:41,624 --> 00:11:43,042
Right, babe?
284
00:11:43,074 --> 00:11:45,414
I'm sorry.
285
00:11:46,463 --> 00:11:47,809
I wanted to tell you,
286
00:11:47,834 --> 00:11:49,527
but I didn't want to ruin
our wedding.
287
00:11:49,552 --> 00:11:51,770
Wait, hold on. You're pregnant?
Why didn't you tell me?
288
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,120
- Why would she tell you?
- Because it's not your business!
289
00:11:54,145 --> 00:11:55,393
How is it not my business?
290
00:11:55,418 --> 00:11:56,653
How is it your business?
291
00:12:00,014 --> 00:12:01,848
- Oh, my God.
- Okay.
292
00:12:01,873 --> 00:12:03,687
Let's get him to the ambulance.
293
00:12:03,712 --> 00:12:05,475
You're gonna have to get him
an ambulance!
294
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,856
I'm gonna kill you, Drew!
295
00:12:07,885 --> 00:12:09,981
I was saving myself!
296
00:12:10,006 --> 00:12:11,361
See?
297
00:12:11,435 --> 00:12:12,768
Bad match.
298
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:19,115
All right, everybody,
hit the showers.
299
00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:20,640
Ugh, gladly.
300
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:23,441
And what am I supposed to do
with these turnouts?
301
00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:24,841
Burn 'em.
302
00:12:24,888 --> 00:12:26,219
Is it weird that I'm hungry?
303
00:12:26,244 --> 00:12:28,124
- Hi, Gwyn.
- Hey, Gwyn.
304
00:12:28,841 --> 00:12:30,480
Gwyneth. What are you doing here?
305
00:12:30,505 --> 00:12:31,688
Hey, Owen.
306
00:12:31,713 --> 00:12:34,564
Did you bring
processed snack cakes
307
00:12:34,589 --> 00:12:36,223
into my firehouse?
308
00:12:36,408 --> 00:12:39,929
It's a Ho Ho, and I found it
in the cabinet,
309
00:12:39,954 --> 00:12:42,692
hidden behind the kale chips,
but I sniffed it out.
310
00:12:42,717 --> 00:12:44,884
You sniffed it out?
Like a truffle?
311
00:12:45,419 --> 00:12:47,911
Who brought processed sugar
into my kitchen?
312
00:12:47,936 --> 00:12:50,819
I'm assuming everyone
who isn't you.
313
00:12:52,795 --> 00:12:54,858
What are you doing here?
314
00:12:54,883 --> 00:12:56,382
You have a minute?
315
00:12:56,407 --> 00:12:58,175
If a bell doesn't go off,
I got a minute.
316
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,239
So, uh, remember the other night
317
00:13:00,264 --> 00:13:02,434
when you were talking about how
318
00:13:02,459 --> 00:13:03,833
whatever this thing is is working
319
00:13:03,858 --> 00:13:05,208
because we're together
not together?
320
00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:06,610
Oh, please don't make me
explain that.
321
00:13:06,635 --> 00:13:08,393
That sounded so much better
when I was a little drunk.
322
00:13:08,418 --> 00:13:10,878
No, I just want to know,
what is this thing?
323
00:13:11,015 --> 00:13:13,294
- "Thing"?
- Us. This.
324
00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:15,835
Oh. We're having that talk.
325
00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:18,301
No, it's not that talk.
It's a talk.
326
00:13:18,669 --> 00:13:20,411
Right now, in the middle
of my shift?
327
00:13:20,485 --> 00:13:22,057
A bell has not gone off.
328
00:13:22,082 --> 00:13:24,347
And yet you've come out swinging.
329
00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:27,020
Well, I'm just looking
for a little clarity.
330
00:13:27,045 --> 00:13:28,211
When you asked me to stay,
331
00:13:28,236 --> 00:13:30,813
you said we should see
where this would go.
332
00:13:30,838 --> 00:13:32,192
Yes, yes, I did say that.
333
00:13:32,217 --> 00:13:34,356
So where did it go,
or is it still going,
334
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:37,401
or how do we know
when it gets there?
335
00:13:37,426 --> 00:13:39,450
You are really putting me
on the spot.
336
00:13:39,475 --> 00:13:41,137
Well, that is not my intention.
337
00:13:41,162 --> 00:13:43,579
I just... I thought that was
the beginning of a dialogue,
338
00:13:43,604 --> 00:13:45,162
not the end of one.
339
00:13:45,794 --> 00:13:47,213
Are we having fun?
340
00:13:47,238 --> 00:13:49,480
Yes, fun. Yeah, it's been great.
341
00:13:49,505 --> 00:13:51,145
I just want to know
what to call it.
342
00:13:51,170 --> 00:13:52,927
Why do we
have to call it anything?
343
00:13:53,231 --> 00:13:55,377
I mean, we know what this is.
344
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:58,966
- Do we?
- Yeah. It's... it's... it's us.
345
00:13:59,274 --> 00:14:01,264
It's... it's... this.
346
00:14:03,046 --> 00:14:05,968
You're gonna need more clarity
than that, aren't you?
347
00:14:05,993 --> 00:14:07,417
Yes, Owen, that would be nice.
348
00:14:07,442 --> 00:14:10,016
I am running a Manhattan law firm
349
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:11,441
from 1,700 miles away
350
00:14:11,466 --> 00:14:13,356
and carrying a two-bedroom
in SoHo.
351
00:14:13,381 --> 00:14:15,110
Yeah, there are practicalities
to consider.
352
00:14:15,135 --> 00:14:17,650
I'm not making any demands
or ultimatums.
353
00:14:17,675 --> 00:14:20,554
I just... I'm really looking
for some...
354
00:14:20,579 --> 00:14:22,286
- Some clarity.
- Clarity. Yes.
355
00:14:22,311 --> 00:14:25,245
Yeah. No, I think we're...
I think we're clear
356
00:14:25,277 --> 00:14:26,492
on the, uh...
357
00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:28,411
clarity.
358
00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:30,404
Is this time-sensitive?
359
00:14:30,429 --> 00:14:32,872
After a certain age,
most things are.
360
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,920
Then I will do
some thinking on it.
361
00:14:34,945 --> 00:14:36,723
Great. That is all I'm asking.
362
00:14:36,748 --> 00:14:38,286
I'm not making
any ultimatums, nothing.
363
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,938
No, no, no. I totally hear you.
364
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,293
Okay.
365
00:14:41,318 --> 00:14:42,344
Okay.
366
00:14:42,369 --> 00:14:44,942
Well, I should probably go.
367
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:45,981
Okay.
368
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,279
Okay.
369
00:14:47,462 --> 00:14:49,562
You smell a little like vomit.
370
00:15:06,789 --> 00:15:09,137
♪ This one is dedicated ♪
371
00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,512
Are you sure I got it all off?
I can still smell it.
372
00:15:15,537 --> 00:15:17,457
- Can you sniff me?
- I ain't sniffing you, Probie.
373
00:15:19,153 --> 00:15:20,454
Hey, Marj, you good?
374
00:15:20,479 --> 00:15:22,029
Mm-hmm.
375
00:15:24,155 --> 00:15:26,080
Salim just texted.
376
00:15:26,105 --> 00:15:28,473
He wants to go for dinner
before he heads back.
377
00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:32,605
He's making reservations
at Osteria Cielo.
378
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,853
Mm. Baller move.
379
00:15:35,281 --> 00:15:37,315
- Place is nice.
- Mm-hmm.
380
00:15:37,949 --> 00:15:39,239
Wait, so why do you look like
381
00:15:39,264 --> 00:15:40,777
someone just drowned your puppy?
382
00:15:40,802 --> 00:15:43,444
This is a big deal.
383
00:15:44,409 --> 00:15:47,497
We've never been on a date
without a chaperone.
384
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:50,993
Unmarried couples
aren't really supposed to.
385
00:15:51,715 --> 00:15:53,666
He's here for a reason.
386
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,097
Yeah.
387
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,792
Reason? What reason?
388
00:15:57,996 --> 00:15:59,546
He's tired of waiting.
389
00:15:59,981 --> 00:16:01,884
I think you might be right.
390
00:16:02,798 --> 00:16:04,184
Tired of waiting for what?
391
00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:07,134
The man is here
to claim his bride, Probie.
392
00:16:08,199 --> 00:16:09,426
What?
393
00:16:09,451 --> 00:16:11,891
No. We had a deal.
394
00:16:11,948 --> 00:16:13,873
He's supposed to finish
dental school first.
395
00:16:13,898 --> 00:16:15,137
I mean, do we even know
396
00:16:15,162 --> 00:16:16,644
what kind of grades
he's been getting?
397
00:16:16,669 --> 00:16:17,974
This is wrong.
398
00:16:17,999 --> 00:16:19,981
You can't move to Miami now.
399
00:16:20,452 --> 00:16:22,861
You said we still had a few years.
400
00:16:23,033 --> 00:16:24,624
I thought we did.
401
00:16:38,626 --> 00:16:40,943
- Wow. Back to Miami.
- Maybe, yeah.
402
00:16:40,968 --> 00:16:43,059
I guess that was always
the plan once they got married,
403
00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:45,528
but I just think
Marjan expected it
404
00:16:45,553 --> 00:16:47,978
to, you know, happen
after she was 30 or something.
405
00:16:48,077 --> 00:16:49,432
Kind of a long time to wait.
406
00:16:49,604 --> 00:16:52,635
For him, I mean.
She's very beautiful.
407
00:16:52,873 --> 00:16:54,873
Yeah, I would not be able
to hold out that long.
408
00:16:54,898 --> 00:16:56,064
Yes.
409
00:16:56,089 --> 00:16:57,747
I recall the 15 minutes
after we met.
410
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,676
So why does it have to be Miami?
411
00:17:00,701 --> 00:17:01,978
We have teeth in Texas.
412
00:17:02,003 --> 00:17:04,154
Why can't he open up
a dental practice here?
413
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,488
Well, both their families are
in Florida.
414
00:17:06,755 --> 00:17:08,680
Family. Right.
415
00:17:08,935 --> 00:17:10,525
No, I-I get it.
416
00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:12,286
Take a lot to leave that behind.
417
00:17:12,391 --> 00:17:13,649
Would you?
418
00:17:13,972 --> 00:17:16,624
For the right person, sure.
419
00:17:18,932 --> 00:17:20,989
Oh, you're kidding me. Uh...
420
00:17:21,014 --> 00:17:22,838
What? What is it?
421
00:17:24,721 --> 00:17:26,175
Carlitos.
422
00:17:27,303 --> 00:17:28,544
Carlitos.
423
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,988
Hey!
424
00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:31,804
Oh, mamá. Hi, Dad.
425
00:17:31,829 --> 00:17:33,662
Are these your parents?
426
00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,083
Well, you wouldn't know by the way
427
00:17:35,108 --> 00:17:36,740
this one still hasn't hugged
his mother.
428
00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:37,935
Come here!
429
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,654
So nice to finally meet you.
430
00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:41,419
- Hey.
- Hello.
431
00:17:41,444 --> 00:17:43,256
Mom, Dad, this is my friend TK.
432
00:17:43,281 --> 00:17:44,940
We work together.
433
00:17:44,971 --> 00:17:47,568
Oh, you're police, too, TK?
434
00:17:47,717 --> 00:17:49,975
- Firefighter, actually.
- Ah.
435
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,830
Well, I won't hold it against you.
436
00:17:51,855 --> 00:17:54,158
He will. Dad's a Texas Ranger.
437
00:17:55,048 --> 00:17:58,329
So, uh, since when
do you eat microgreens?
438
00:17:58,354 --> 00:18:01,007
Ever since he gained
his quarantine 15.
439
00:18:01,032 --> 00:18:02,048
Mira...
440
00:18:02,073 --> 00:18:03,708
he's running out of notches
on that belt.
441
00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:05,405
Fat-shaming isn't
okay anymore, Mom.
442
00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:07,327
Yeah, well, tell that
to his hypertension.
443
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,089
Why do I need a belt
when she wears the pants
444
00:18:09,114 --> 00:18:10,318
in the family anyway?
445
00:18:10,343 --> 00:18:12,052
And at 15 bucks a bag,
446
00:18:12,077 --> 00:18:13,683
I should arrest them for larceny.
447
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,300
Come on, mi amor.
448
00:18:15,632 --> 00:18:18,349
I see Swiss chard
with your name on it.
449
00:18:18,374 --> 00:18:20,646
The only thing I want charred
is a nice rib eye.
450
00:18:20,889 --> 00:18:22,523
See you Sunday at Tia Lucy's.
451
00:18:22,562 --> 00:18:23,857
For sure. Love you guys.
452
00:18:23,882 --> 00:18:25,528
Nice meeting you, TJ.
453
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,026
Yeah, you too.
454
00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:30,157
So that was a little weird.
455
00:18:37,585 --> 00:18:39,249
Our specials this evening are
456
00:18:39,274 --> 00:18:41,147
a saddle of venison
with a pistachio crust
457
00:18:41,172 --> 00:18:43,672
and a Sicilian branzino
on a bed of pappardelle.
458
00:18:43,697 --> 00:18:45,086
That all sounds amazing.
459
00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:46,953
I'll give you a couple minutes
to think about it.
460
00:18:46,978 --> 00:18:48,473
Can I bring you anything
from the wine list?
461
00:18:48,498 --> 00:18:50,223
Oh, just an iced tea
for me, thanks.
462
00:18:50,335 --> 00:18:52,867
I'll take an Old Fashioned,
with rye instead of bourbon.
463
00:18:52,892 --> 00:18:54,892
- Excellent choice, sir.
- Thank you very much.
464
00:18:54,917 --> 00:18:58,221
"With rye instead of bourbon"?
465
00:18:58,415 --> 00:18:59,806
Who is this guy?
466
00:18:59,831 --> 00:19:01,492
Don't look so surprised.
467
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:03,435
You always knew I was a bad boy.
468
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:05,445
Seriously, though, I've never
seen you drink before.
469
00:19:05,470 --> 00:19:07,856
- We've always had a chaperone.
- True.
470
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:10,296
What would the parents say
if they could see us now?
471
00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:13,279
My dad would show all your
Firefox videos to the waiter.
472
00:19:13,304 --> 00:19:15,364
"5 million likes, this one.
473
00:19:15,389 --> 00:19:17,711
And we used to walk her
to the nursery school."
474
00:19:17,736 --> 00:19:20,578
Your parents are the best.
475
00:19:20,603 --> 00:19:22,436
I miss them. How've they been?
476
00:19:22,668 --> 00:19:24,184
Much better lately...
477
00:19:24,209 --> 00:19:25,299
other than giving me
478
00:19:25,324 --> 00:19:27,505
the biweekly full-court press
on grandkids.
479
00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:30,726
Thanks again, by the way,
for leaving me with both sets
480
00:19:30,751 --> 00:19:32,714
and running off
to a different time zone.
481
00:19:33,658 --> 00:19:36,583
You will always be my hero
for holding down the fort.
482
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,624
I feel like
a Jordanian Davy Crockett
483
00:19:38,649 --> 00:19:40,844
defending the Alamo, and no
reinforcements are coming.
484
00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:42,893
You know he died, by the way.
485
00:19:42,918 --> 00:19:44,788
Read about it
in an in-flight magazine.
486
00:19:44,813 --> 00:19:46,795
Well, the Alamo's just an hour
down the highway.
487
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:48,444
We can go if you want.
488
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:50,289
I know the parents are a lot,
489
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,515
and they've probably been
squeezing you to set a date,
490
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:55,072
but I'd rather we just stuck
to our timeline.
491
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,239
Just a few more years.
492
00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:58,540
Five years.
493
00:19:58,676 --> 00:20:00,201
Five more years.
494
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:01,996
Yeah, like we always talked about.
495
00:20:02,021 --> 00:20:03,445
When we're 30.
496
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:05,378
I feel like I'm just getting
my footing here.
497
00:20:05,522 --> 00:20:08,126
I know. I know.
I follow you on IG.
498
00:20:08,328 --> 00:20:10,046
I see how happy you are at work,
499
00:20:10,071 --> 00:20:11,856
the new mosque,
now with the roller derby.
500
00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:14,592
I'd... I'd never ask you
to give that up.
501
00:20:14,617 --> 00:20:15,766
Really?
502
00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:17,336
Really.
503
00:20:17,537 --> 00:20:19,510
So are you saying
you'd move to Austin?
504
00:20:19,574 --> 00:20:21,348
It is a very nice town.
505
00:20:21,952 --> 00:20:24,216
But you have two years
of dental school left.
506
00:20:24,241 --> 00:20:25,437
How would that work?
507
00:20:25,598 --> 00:20:26,938
It wouldn't.
508
00:20:29,022 --> 00:20:30,235
Look...
509
00:20:31,158 --> 00:20:32,898
I know you're not ready
to get married,
510
00:20:32,923 --> 00:20:34,612
but I am.
511
00:20:35,573 --> 00:20:37,907
Just not to you.
512
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,468
Wait. Are you breaking up with me?
513
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:46,787
Answer me one question, Marjan.
514
00:20:47,904 --> 00:20:50,171
Have you ever been in love
with me?
515
00:20:50,196 --> 00:20:51,879
What? Of course I love you.
516
00:20:51,904 --> 00:20:54,346
No, that's not what I asked.
In love.
517
00:20:54,703 --> 00:20:57,185
I mean... I mean romantically.
I mean passion.
518
00:20:57,210 --> 00:20:58,951
"Passion"? What, did you read
The Notebook
519
00:20:58,976 --> 00:21:01,211
- on the plane, too?
- I'm serious.
520
00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:03,242
In all the years we've known
each other,
521
00:21:03,267 --> 00:21:05,477
have you ever felt one spark
when you looked at me?
522
00:21:05,502 --> 00:21:08,398
- We've never been about sparks.
- Really?
523
00:21:08,707 --> 00:21:11,401
B-because let me tell you
what I feel when I look at you.
524
00:21:12,035 --> 00:21:14,260
I feel the world getting warmer.
525
00:21:14,428 --> 00:21:16,235
The walls get closer.
526
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,868
I-I lose my breath
when I look at you.
527
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,751
You should probably get that
checked out.
528
00:21:20,776 --> 00:21:22,210
And of course you make a joke.
529
00:21:22,235 --> 00:21:23,952
Well, what do you want me
to say, Salim?
530
00:21:23,977 --> 00:21:26,620
Uh, that you feel something,
anything?
531
00:21:27,081 --> 00:21:28,769
Do you know
how soul-crushing it is
532
00:21:28,794 --> 00:21:30,631
to be the one who's always pining?
533
00:21:31,188 --> 00:21:33,981
Well, maybe I don't swoon
every time I'm near you,
534
00:21:34,006 --> 00:21:35,930
but those kind of feelings
will grow with time.
535
00:21:35,955 --> 00:21:37,437
Will they?
536
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,218
Because I've had them for you
since I was ten.
537
00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:42,141
It was love at first sight.
538
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:45,320
And, quite honestly,
I'm not comfortable gambling
539
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:46,746
that after two decades,
540
00:21:46,771 --> 00:21:48,945
you'll suddenly catch feelings
for me.
541
00:21:49,236 --> 00:21:51,478
But we made a commitment.
542
00:21:52,776 --> 00:21:54,761
I don't want to be with someone
who's only with me
543
00:21:54,786 --> 00:21:56,511
because someone else made
a promise for them
544
00:21:56,536 --> 00:21:58,362
when they were 12.
545
00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:00,907
But we are such a good match.
546
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:04,657
I met someone.
547
00:22:06,572 --> 00:22:08,196
What do you mean you met someone?
548
00:22:08,221 --> 00:22:10,038
I met someone else, Marjan.
549
00:22:10,063 --> 00:22:11,401
Someone else.
550
00:22:14,538 --> 00:22:16,463
What did you lovebirds decide?
551
00:22:22,399 --> 00:22:23,828
Why are you so mad?
552
00:22:23,853 --> 00:22:25,187
I'm not mad.
553
00:22:25,212 --> 00:22:26,609
Really? Then why didn't you say
554
00:22:26,634 --> 00:22:28,249
more than two words
the whole drive home?
555
00:22:28,274 --> 00:22:29,976
I thought you were talking to TJ.
556
00:22:30,001 --> 00:22:32,046
Seriously?
Is that what this is about?
557
00:22:32,071 --> 00:22:34,566
My mom gets people's names
wrong all the time.
558
00:22:34,591 --> 00:22:36,101
And you didn't correct her,
Carlos.
559
00:22:36,126 --> 00:22:37,249
I will next time.
560
00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:39,249
No, you didn't correct her
'cause it didn't matter
561
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,631
and you don't think
there is gonna be a next time.
562
00:22:41,656 --> 00:22:43,046
Stop it. What are you doing?
563
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:44,293
"Friend from work"?
564
00:22:44,318 --> 00:22:45,910
You know, if I was your friend
from work,
565
00:22:45,935 --> 00:22:48,913
then what we did this morning
was very unprofessional.
566
00:22:48,938 --> 00:22:51,499
Yeah, HR would definitely have
its hands full on that one.
567
00:22:51,710 --> 00:22:54,208
I'm sorry. I just wasn't
expecting to run into them.
568
00:22:54,233 --> 00:22:56,552
- Yeah, and ever introduce me to them.
- That's not true.
569
00:22:56,577 --> 00:22:58,614
- I thought you were out to them.
- I am.
570
00:22:59,036 --> 00:23:01,707
Wow. Well, that's even worse.
You're out to them,
571
00:23:01,732 --> 00:23:03,778
and you still didn't tell
them I was your boyfriend.
572
00:23:03,803 --> 00:23:05,123
It's more complicated than that.
573
00:23:05,148 --> 00:23:06,662
How complicated can it be, Carlos?
574
00:23:06,687 --> 00:23:09,234
Look, not all of us were raised
in Manhattan with parents
575
00:23:09,259 --> 00:23:11,396
who couldn't tear the closet
door off fast enough.
576
00:23:11,421 --> 00:23:12,799
My parents are more traditional.
577
00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:16,367
I just don't like to...
rub their noses in it.
578
00:23:16,392 --> 00:23:18,320
"Rub their noses in it"?
579
00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:21,140
You didn't want to rub
their noses in the fact
580
00:23:21,165 --> 00:23:24,367
that you have somebody
who loves you
581
00:23:24,739 --> 00:23:27,063
and that you supposedly love back?
582
00:23:31,216 --> 00:23:33,575
I freed some more space
in your closet, Carlos.
583
00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:49,388
You're up early.
584
00:23:49,413 --> 00:23:51,333
I had an early meeting
with Shanghai.
585
00:23:51,358 --> 00:23:52,529
No, I mean before that.
586
00:23:52,554 --> 00:23:54,123
It seemed like you were up
in the night.
587
00:23:54,148 --> 00:23:55,588
No, I don't think so.
588
00:23:55,613 --> 00:23:57,359
Seems like you were restless.
589
00:23:57,384 --> 00:23:59,737
Not restless.
I slept like a stone.
590
00:24:00,368 --> 00:24:01,859
A restless stone.
591
00:24:02,246 --> 00:24:03,579
Like a rollin' stone.
592
00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:08,102
So now we're awkward?
This is the awkward stage?
593
00:24:08,127 --> 00:24:09,192
I don't think so.
594
00:24:09,217 --> 00:24:10,637
Because if every time I attempt
595
00:24:10,662 --> 00:24:12,309
to have some kind
of conversation with you
596
00:24:12,334 --> 00:24:14,951
we get three days of awkward,
it's gonna be less fun.
597
00:24:14,976 --> 00:24:16,584
Well, I want it to be fun.
598
00:24:16,761 --> 00:24:18,211
It should be fun.
599
00:24:19,279 --> 00:24:20,918
Let's make it fun.
600
00:24:23,284 --> 00:24:24,755
- TK.
- Morning.
601
00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:26,635
- When did you get home?
- Last night.
602
00:24:26,660 --> 00:24:28,554
I thought you were
staying at Carlos'.
603
00:24:28,631 --> 00:24:31,127
We're in quarantine.
From each other.
604
00:24:31,152 --> 00:24:32,559
Honey, what happened?
605
00:24:32,584 --> 00:24:33,933
We got in a fight.
606
00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:36,064
- You want to talk about it?
- Not really.
607
00:24:36,177 --> 00:24:38,522
It's not good
to keep things bottled up.
608
00:24:38,547 --> 00:24:40,075
Your father is so right.
609
00:24:40,100 --> 00:24:41,491
- Thank you.
- Welcome.
610
00:24:41,516 --> 00:24:43,320
We ran into his parents,
611
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:44,907
who I've never met,
612
00:24:45,144 --> 00:24:47,153
and I've been dying to meet them,
613
00:24:47,178 --> 00:24:50,329
and he introduced me
as his friend.
614
00:24:50,354 --> 00:24:52,678
No, he did not.
615
00:24:52,703 --> 00:24:54,577
Well, maybe he's not out to them.
616
00:24:54,610 --> 00:24:55,638
He's out to them.
617
00:24:55,663 --> 00:24:57,042
Well, what did you want him to do?
618
00:24:57,067 --> 00:24:59,041
Not treat me like I didn't exist.
619
00:24:59,066 --> 00:25:00,667
I wanted him to tell them
620
00:25:00,692 --> 00:25:02,548
who I was and what I mean to him.
621
00:25:02,884 --> 00:25:05,944
Maybe he did.
Maybe we are just friends.
622
00:25:05,969 --> 00:25:07,636
With benefits.
623
00:25:07,661 --> 00:25:08,817
You're more than that.
624
00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:10,934
I mean, we've all seen
you together.
625
00:25:10,959 --> 00:25:13,142
Why does he have to make
some official announcement?
626
00:25:13,167 --> 00:25:15,265
I just want him to acknowledge
what we are.
627
00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:16,853
That is so reasonable.
628
00:25:17,123 --> 00:25:18,236
Is it?
629
00:25:18,261 --> 00:25:20,587
- You're having fun together, right?
- Yeah, of course.
630
00:25:20,612 --> 00:25:21,777
You're not seeing anybody else.
631
00:25:21,802 --> 00:25:23,175
- No.
- And you have history.
632
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,940
Those years count for something.
633
00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:26,627
Months, but okay.
634
00:25:26,850 --> 00:25:29,362
My point being,
what does it matter
635
00:25:29,387 --> 00:25:31,460
what label somebody wants
to put on something?
636
00:25:31,485 --> 00:25:34,564
It matters, because
if you can't agree on one,
637
00:25:34,589 --> 00:25:36,589
it indicates deeper problems.
638
00:25:36,614 --> 00:25:39,371
But if you force someone
to put a label on it
639
00:25:39,396 --> 00:25:41,471
and they're not ready,
you can create a problem
640
00:25:41,496 --> 00:25:42,542
where there isn't one.
641
00:25:42,567 --> 00:25:44,237
Well, if that creates a problem,
642
00:25:44,262 --> 00:25:47,246
it suggests to me
underlying conditions.
643
00:25:48,115 --> 00:25:51,758
The real issue is, do you feel
safe in the relationship?
644
00:25:51,783 --> 00:25:53,390
You can have all the fun
in the world,
645
00:25:53,415 --> 00:25:56,268
but if you don't feel safe,
you're never gonna be happy.
646
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:58,550
So you're saying
I'm being too pushy?
647
00:25:58,575 --> 00:26:00,815
Hmm? What?
No, I don't think I said that.
648
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,393
So then I should force the issue?
649
00:26:02,418 --> 00:26:04,235
Not necessarily.
650
00:26:04,428 --> 00:26:05,908
Okay.
651
00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:07,739
Thank, guys.
652
00:26:13,786 --> 00:26:15,661
Marjan.
653
00:26:16,497 --> 00:26:18,373
Marjan.
654
00:26:19,110 --> 00:26:20,542
Marjan.
655
00:26:26,703 --> 00:26:28,302
So?
656
00:26:29,459 --> 00:26:30,715
So?
657
00:26:31,147 --> 00:26:34,096
So are we gonna be visiting
your wedding registry or what?
658
00:26:34,224 --> 00:26:35,347
Wedding's off.
659
00:26:35,372 --> 00:26:37,764
What? Oh, that's great!
660
00:26:37,789 --> 00:26:39,935
I-I'm sorry. Are you sad?
661
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,010
You're sad.
662
00:26:42,562 --> 00:26:43,682
You broke it off?
663
00:26:43,707 --> 00:26:46,106
No. He dumped me.
664
00:26:46,353 --> 00:26:49,038
Bet you didn't see that one
coming, Sherlock, did you?
665
00:26:49,144 --> 00:26:51,322
No. No, I did not.
666
00:26:51,347 --> 00:26:53,164
I...
667
00:26:53,189 --> 00:26:55,673
I guess I just never imagined
anyone letting you go.
668
00:26:56,044 --> 00:26:57,697
He met somebody else.
669
00:26:57,759 --> 00:26:59,259
Her name is Madison,
670
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:02,081
and she's training
to be a periodontist.
671
00:27:03,011 --> 00:27:04,995
You know, I never liked that guy,
672
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:06,510
even when he was your brother.
673
00:27:06,535 --> 00:27:08,882
It's not all his fault.
674
00:27:09,197 --> 00:27:10,697
Eventually anybody gets tired
675
00:27:10,722 --> 00:27:12,541
of being a friend
with no benefits.
676
00:27:12,801 --> 00:27:15,080
Wait, you... you guys never...
677
00:27:15,105 --> 00:27:17,497
Probie. Boundaries.
678
00:27:17,882 --> 00:27:20,436
He said I'd never felt a spark.
679
00:27:21,362 --> 00:27:24,479
He accused me of never having
been in love with him,
680
00:27:24,504 --> 00:27:26,688
and the truth is,
I never really thought I was
681
00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:28,135
until he dumped me.
682
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,878
So wait, you...
You are in love with him?
683
00:27:29,903 --> 00:27:31,447
I doubt it'd feel like my heart's
684
00:27:31,472 --> 00:27:33,533
literally been ripped
out of my chest if I weren't,
685
00:27:33,558 --> 00:27:35,197
so, yeah, I'm in love with him.
686
00:27:37,329 --> 00:27:39,660
I think I have been my whole life.
687
00:27:40,002 --> 00:27:42,752
How did I not see that
until it was too late?
688
00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:44,697
Maybe because for the first time,
689
00:27:44,722 --> 00:27:46,582
you didn't feel like you had to.
690
00:27:49,415 --> 00:27:50,881
You need to tell him.
691
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:52,765
You can't be serious.
692
00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:54,010
Deadly.
693
00:27:54,425 --> 00:27:56,012
You cannot let that man fly away
694
00:27:56,037 --> 00:27:57,747
without knowing
how you really feel.
695
00:27:57,944 --> 00:27:59,284
No.
696
00:27:59,816 --> 00:28:01,518
He made his decision.
697
00:28:01,612 --> 00:28:03,190
I'm not gonna show up
at his hotel room
698
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:04,813
and humiliate myself.
699
00:28:04,838 --> 00:28:06,229
Look, it's a risk.
700
00:28:06,776 --> 00:28:08,444
Love hurts, Marjan.
701
00:28:08,708 --> 00:28:10,110
But regret...
702
00:28:10,462 --> 00:28:12,237
that hurts a lot more.
703
00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:15,729
I think he's right.
704
00:28:16,054 --> 00:28:19,159
I mean, the last thing I want
is for you to leave.
705
00:28:19,811 --> 00:28:21,829
But the heart wants what it wants.
706
00:28:26,156 --> 00:28:28,156
_
707
00:28:28,181 --> 00:28:29,765
_
708
00:28:29,789 --> 00:28:32,253
_
709
00:28:32,620 --> 00:28:34,865
Okay, you sound
a little far away, sir.
710
00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:36,195
I'm calling with Siri.
711
00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:37,687
Okay. What's your name?
712
00:28:37,712 --> 00:28:40,105
Mistress says I should
only be referred to as Imp.
713
00:28:41,547 --> 00:28:43,046
Okay, Imp.
714
00:28:43,071 --> 00:28:45,203
Um, my name is Grace.
715
00:28:45,228 --> 00:28:46,768
What's wrong with Mistress?
716
00:28:46,793 --> 00:28:48,648
She was stung by a bee.
She's allergic.
717
00:28:48,673 --> 00:28:51,072
I think there's a hive
in the wall.
718
00:28:51,097 --> 00:28:52,414
Okay. She has an EpiPen?
719
00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:54,801
Yeah, but she was reaching
for it when she collapsed.
720
00:28:54,826 --> 00:28:55,992
All right, I'm gonna need you
721
00:28:56,017 --> 00:28:57,701
to grab it for her, okay?
722
00:28:57,911 --> 00:29:01,198
See, that's the problem.
723
00:29:01,386 --> 00:29:03,288
I'm a little tied up right now.
724
00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:15,797
Rescue 29, I have
a 40-year-old female,
725
00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:18,000
multiple bee stings,
possible anaphylaxis.
726
00:29:18,025 --> 00:29:20,427
Be advised, there may be
a hive in the wall.
727
00:29:20,452 --> 00:29:23,074
Sir, do you know if there's
anyone within earshot of you?
728
00:29:23,106 --> 00:29:25,203
No, Mistress keeps
her dungeon soundproofed.
729
00:29:25,228 --> 00:29:26,271
I suppose it would be.
730
00:29:26,296 --> 00:29:27,547
Is there anybody else I can call?
731
00:29:27,572 --> 00:29:29,477
No. I'm in Mistress' basement.
732
00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:31,218
She's choking.
733
00:29:31,243 --> 00:29:32,992
She's trying to cough,
but air can't get in.
734
00:29:33,017 --> 00:29:35,242
Okay, listen, I think
her airways are closing up.
735
00:29:35,267 --> 00:29:36,929
Did you say
you are completely bound?
736
00:29:36,954 --> 00:29:38,527
There's no room for you
to wiggle free?
737
00:29:38,552 --> 00:29:40,490
Unfortunately, that's the point
of this position.
738
00:29:40,515 --> 00:29:42,813
What position
would that be exactly?
739
00:29:42,838 --> 00:29:44,953
Hogtie frog legs?
740
00:29:44,978 --> 00:29:46,832
Uh, spread eagle strappado?
741
00:29:46,857 --> 00:29:49,206
"Shouldering the rifle"
is the official term.
742
00:29:49,334 --> 00:29:51,875
Okay. All right, Imp.
So your right arm is the one
743
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:53,463
that's up above your head,
correct?
744
00:29:53,488 --> 00:29:54,828
- Yes.
- And your hands.
745
00:29:54,853 --> 00:29:56,977
Are they touching in the back,
or is there a gap of space?
746
00:29:57,002 --> 00:29:58,424
- Yeah, there's some space.
- Okay.
747
00:29:58,449 --> 00:30:00,804
Is there anything hard
or sturdy in the room
748
00:30:00,829 --> 00:30:02,258
that's within your reach?
749
00:30:02,679 --> 00:30:04,727
Not really. My feet are bound.
750
00:30:04,752 --> 00:30:06,289
Really?
You're sure there's nothing.
751
00:30:06,314 --> 00:30:07,330
Look all around.
752
00:30:07,355 --> 00:30:08,811
I have enough slack
to reach a couple of rods
753
00:30:08,836 --> 00:30:10,928
that are sticking out of the wall.
754
00:30:10,953 --> 00:30:12,696
Tell me those rods
are pointing towards you.
755
00:30:12,721 --> 00:30:14,737
- Yeah. Why?
- I do have an idea, Imp.
756
00:30:14,762 --> 00:30:17,230
- It is a bit unorthodox.
- Anything for Mistress.
757
00:30:17,255 --> 00:30:18,980
I need you to take your shoulder
758
00:30:19,005 --> 00:30:20,651
and slam it
up against one of the rods
759
00:30:20,676 --> 00:30:21,761
and dislocate it.
760
00:30:21,786 --> 00:30:23,784
What? No.
761
00:30:23,809 --> 00:30:25,575
I may be a masochist,
but I'm not crazy.
762
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:27,691
Can't the people coming here
just untie me?
763
00:30:27,716 --> 00:30:29,774
Yeah, I'm afraid they're not
gonna make it in time.
764
00:30:29,799 --> 00:30:31,292
But if you dislocate the shoulder,
765
00:30:31,317 --> 00:30:33,239
you should be able to bring
your arm up over your head
766
00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:34,503
to untie yourself.
767
00:30:36,564 --> 00:30:37,753
She's turning blue!
768
00:30:37,778 --> 00:30:39,342
Imp, you have to help her.
769
00:30:39,367 --> 00:30:41,152
I can't! I'm afraid.
770
00:30:41,177 --> 00:30:42,599
I don't come here
to be frightened.
771
00:30:42,624 --> 00:30:44,412
I come here to be humiliated.
772
00:30:46,729 --> 00:30:48,729
Well, what a sorry excuse
for a sub.
773
00:30:48,754 --> 00:30:50,183
I-I... what?
774
00:30:50,208 --> 00:30:51,660
You're not worthy to be making
775
00:30:51,685 --> 00:30:53,514
this call right now, are you?
776
00:30:53,539 --> 00:30:55,671
Cowering like a worthless
little nub.
777
00:30:55,696 --> 00:30:57,668
Tell me, Imp,
what comes after beta?
778
00:30:57,693 --> 00:30:59,223
Permission to speak, Your Grace?
779
00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:01,319
Permission denied!
780
00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:04,243
See, you've crossed
the wrong queen now.
781
00:31:04,268 --> 00:31:06,101
We both know how pathetic you are.
782
00:31:06,126 --> 00:31:08,060
You look at baby carrots
with envy.
783
00:31:08,085 --> 00:31:10,138
You haven't earned the right...
784
00:31:10,163 --> 00:31:11,443
To be speaking to me.
785
00:31:11,668 --> 00:31:12,787
Please, Your Grace.
786
00:31:12,812 --> 00:31:14,462
I'll do it. Is it gonna hurt?
787
00:31:14,487 --> 00:31:15,751
Oh, like hell.
788
00:31:15,776 --> 00:31:18,747
And I expect a thank-you
for the pain.
789
00:31:18,955 --> 00:31:20,260
Yes, Your Grace.
790
00:31:36,448 --> 00:31:37,893
Thank you. I freed myself.
791
00:31:37,918 --> 00:31:39,274
Just a minute. Just a minute.
792
00:31:42,371 --> 00:31:43,824
Okay, I got the EpiPen.
793
00:31:43,849 --> 00:31:46,200
Okay, good.
Jam it into her thigh now.
794
00:31:49,229 --> 00:31:51,288
Oh! She's alive. She's breathing.
795
00:31:51,313 --> 00:31:52,917
Ah!
796
00:31:53,258 --> 00:31:54,942
Thank you, Your Grace.
797
00:31:54,967 --> 00:31:56,750
That was amazing.
798
00:31:56,775 --> 00:31:58,877
I didn't feel a thing.
799
00:32:03,774 --> 00:32:06,430
"Fifty Shades of Grace."
800
00:32:09,938 --> 00:32:11,807
What do you say, Cap?
You need a spot?
801
00:32:11,832 --> 00:32:12,941
No, I'm good.
802
00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:14,370
But, you know, there is something
803
00:32:14,395 --> 00:32:16,079
I wouldn't mind
getting off my chest.
804
00:32:16,104 --> 00:32:17,231
Okay.
805
00:32:17,451 --> 00:32:20,285
So the other night,
when we were all together,
806
00:32:20,908 --> 00:32:24,789
how did Gwyn seem?
807
00:32:25,056 --> 00:32:27,742
Well, hell, uh, Owen, I don't...
808
00:32:28,345 --> 00:32:30,162
She seemed fine.
I don't really know the lady.
809
00:32:30,187 --> 00:32:31,296
Well, I do know the lady,
810
00:32:31,321 --> 00:32:32,969
and I can tell you, she was fine.
811
00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:34,751
In fact, she was better than fine.
812
00:32:35,084 --> 00:32:37,744
And I would say, collectively,
over the last couple months,
813
00:32:37,769 --> 00:32:40,828
we have had more good days
than we had
814
00:32:41,054 --> 00:32:44,430
over the entire ten years
of our marriage.
815
00:32:44,709 --> 00:32:47,971
And I think it's because
none of this was planned.
816
00:32:47,996 --> 00:32:51,512
She was gonna come down here,
stay for a week or two.
817
00:32:51,663 --> 00:32:54,144
We didn't know that we'd be
quarantining together.
818
00:32:54,279 --> 00:32:57,313
We didn't know that we would
start having...
819
00:32:57,338 --> 00:32:58,913
The best sex...
820
00:32:58,938 --> 00:33:00,531
All right, I-I get the picture.
821
00:33:00,556 --> 00:33:03,557
And that was the beauty of it.
822
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,697
You know? The spontaneity.
823
00:33:05,722 --> 00:33:07,612
You know, nobody had
any expectations.
824
00:33:07,637 --> 00:33:08,852
And now...
825
00:33:08,877 --> 00:33:12,585
Now she wants to define
what this is.
826
00:33:12,610 --> 00:33:14,121
And you don't want to do that?
827
00:33:14,146 --> 00:33:15,745
Every time I put a label
on something,
828
00:33:15,770 --> 00:33:17,858
it ends up being
an expiration date.
829
00:33:18,194 --> 00:33:20,417
I don't want to ruin it, you know?
830
00:33:23,419 --> 00:33:24,966
I do.
831
00:33:25,744 --> 00:33:29,262
You want the cream
without having to buy the cow.
832
00:33:29,287 --> 00:33:30,931
No. I didn't say that.
833
00:33:30,956 --> 00:33:32,202
I want the cow.
834
00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:35,514
But I'm not really thrilled
with this metaphor.
835
00:33:35,539 --> 00:33:37,389
I mean, you can call it
whatever you like to,
836
00:33:37,414 --> 00:33:39,007
but what I'm seeing is,
you get all the benefits
837
00:33:39,032 --> 00:33:40,523
with none of the commitment.
838
00:33:40,548 --> 00:33:41,726
What are you talking about?
839
00:33:41,751 --> 00:33:42,949
I'm the one who asked her to stay.
840
00:33:42,974 --> 00:33:44,482
And she's the one
who left everything.
841
00:33:44,507 --> 00:33:45,830
It's not like she joined a cult.
842
00:33:45,855 --> 00:33:47,863
It's all out there still.
843
00:33:49,726 --> 00:33:51,427
I mean, I guess I can see
844
00:33:51,452 --> 00:33:54,538
why she might not feel
100% secure.
845
00:33:54,576 --> 00:33:55,871
"Secure."
846
00:33:55,896 --> 00:33:58,593
So is that your word,
or is that hers?
847
00:33:58,618 --> 00:34:00,635
No, I think
the word she used was "safe,"
848
00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:02,752
but she was speaking
theoretically.
849
00:34:02,777 --> 00:34:04,421
Mm-hmm.
850
00:34:04,589 --> 00:34:05,701
Hey, look...
851
00:34:06,193 --> 00:34:07,426
you love her?
852
00:34:07,451 --> 00:34:09,010
I never stopped loving her.
853
00:34:09,352 --> 00:34:10,582
She knows that.
854
00:34:10,607 --> 00:34:11,680
Yeah, but does she?
855
00:34:11,713 --> 00:34:13,157
Does she, though?
That's what I'm saying.
856
00:34:13,182 --> 00:34:15,850
Like, I-I would walk through fire
857
00:34:15,980 --> 00:34:17,689
so that Grace knows I love her.
858
00:34:17,959 --> 00:34:19,853
She knows I love
being married to her.
859
00:34:19,878 --> 00:34:21,981
Right?
So that she knows she's safe.
860
00:34:22,098 --> 00:34:23,813
And then we got you,
861
00:34:23,838 --> 00:34:26,171
sitting next to the woman
that you claim to love,
862
00:34:26,196 --> 00:34:27,858
just going on and on
863
00:34:27,883 --> 00:34:30,197
about what a thrill it is
to be divorced from her.
864
00:34:32,099 --> 00:34:34,305
Yeah, I guess I did
kind of do that, didn't I?
865
00:34:34,330 --> 00:34:36,993
Yeah, like you was giving
a stump speech.
866
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,292
You know what to do, Cap.
867
00:34:51,248 --> 00:34:52,334
Hey.
868
00:34:52,359 --> 00:34:53,761
Hi.
869
00:34:53,941 --> 00:34:55,308
Can I come in?
870
00:34:55,333 --> 00:34:56,650
You've got a key.
871
00:34:56,675 --> 00:34:59,093
Yeah, I thought maybe
you might want that back.
872
00:34:59,118 --> 00:35:00,983
Why? Are we breaking up?
873
00:35:01,008 --> 00:35:02,267
Or did that already happen?
874
00:35:02,292 --> 00:35:03,744
Because it kind of felt
like it did.
875
00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:06,607
No. I mean, I hope not.
876
00:35:08,067 --> 00:35:09,220
Come in.
877
00:35:14,359 --> 00:35:17,747
Okay, look,
I know I was a little bitch.
878
00:35:17,772 --> 00:35:18,855
No, you weren't.
879
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:19,976
Yes, I was.
880
00:35:20,008 --> 00:35:23,666
And I just wanted to say that...
881
00:35:24,170 --> 00:35:25,611
I'm not sorry.
882
00:35:27,175 --> 00:35:28,904
I'm not sorry, Carlos.
883
00:35:28,929 --> 00:35:31,216
I know I made it seem
like your relationship
884
00:35:31,241 --> 00:35:33,057
with your parents was about me,
885
00:35:33,237 --> 00:35:36,886
but really, it's about us.
886
00:35:37,633 --> 00:35:39,464
- Do you know what I mean?
- Not really.
887
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:41,108
Um...
888
00:35:43,081 --> 00:35:46,058
When you didn't tell your parents
889
00:35:46,091 --> 00:35:47,792
that I was your boyfriend,
890
00:35:47,817 --> 00:35:51,799
it made me feel insecure
about our relationship
891
00:35:51,824 --> 00:35:54,032
and what I mean to you.
892
00:35:54,057 --> 00:35:55,574
And that kills me,
893
00:35:55,599 --> 00:35:58,308
which is exactly why I was
avoiding introducing you,
894
00:35:58,333 --> 00:36:01,078
because I didn't want that
to happen, and...
895
00:36:01,431 --> 00:36:04,288
I-I knew it would.
896
00:36:04,466 --> 00:36:05,957
Yeah, but did it have to?
897
00:36:05,982 --> 00:36:07,259
I mean, they knew you were gay.
898
00:36:07,284 --> 00:36:08,867
They know, yes.
899
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,112
I came out to them when I was 17,
900
00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:16,183
and they were shocked.
901
00:36:16,656 --> 00:36:20,081
I-I knew it rocked their world,
but they hugged me,
902
00:36:20,106 --> 00:36:22,409
told me they loved me,
and that was that.
903
00:36:23,904 --> 00:36:25,768
You know what we talked about
the next morning?
904
00:36:25,793 --> 00:36:27,358
Hmm?
905
00:36:28,030 --> 00:36:29,871
The Astros bullpen...
906
00:36:31,009 --> 00:36:32,621
the price of unleaded,
907
00:36:32,646 --> 00:36:35,073
a new calf on our family ranch.
908
00:36:35,762 --> 00:36:37,991
Not one mention
of what I shared...
909
00:36:39,552 --> 00:36:41,749
then or...
910
00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:43,702
since.
911
00:36:43,819 --> 00:36:46,629
They seem like such nice people.
912
00:36:46,654 --> 00:36:48,292
They are nice people.
913
00:36:48,530 --> 00:36:52,010
But they're not perfect people.
914
00:36:52,692 --> 00:36:56,572
You know, my parents may be
very queer friendly,
915
00:36:56,597 --> 00:36:59,012
but they're not perfect either.
916
00:36:59,448 --> 00:37:01,636
They just gave me a pep talk
that felt like it was
917
00:37:01,661 --> 00:37:03,894
more about them than about me.
918
00:37:03,919 --> 00:37:06,102
That explains a lot.
919
00:37:06,505 --> 00:37:09,035
There was something
920
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,402
that my mom did say, though.
921
00:37:12,572 --> 00:37:15,406
She said I felt triggered
922
00:37:15,501 --> 00:37:18,377
because I didn't feel safe
in this relationship.
923
00:37:20,965 --> 00:37:22,386
I see.
924
00:37:23,812 --> 00:37:25,495
I'm sorry to hear that.
925
00:37:27,734 --> 00:37:30,499
But you know
what I didn't consider?
926
00:37:31,097 --> 00:37:34,340
Is how unsafe you feel...
927
00:37:34,866 --> 00:37:36,302
and have felt
928
00:37:36,683 --> 00:37:39,345
for so much of your life.
929
00:37:41,020 --> 00:37:45,605
I want you to know
that I am fully on board.
930
00:37:45,793 --> 00:37:48,771
You can tell your parents
I'm your friend,
931
00:37:48,883 --> 00:37:50,975
your colleague,
932
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,334
your personal shopper.
933
00:37:54,463 --> 00:37:56,571
I don't care.
934
00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:59,615
Okay? As long as you need.
935
00:38:01,798 --> 00:38:05,162
And if it never changes?
936
00:38:05,465 --> 00:38:06,771
Well...
937
00:38:07,429 --> 00:38:10,335
nothing ever stays
the same, Carlos.
938
00:38:50,678 --> 00:38:52,041
Marjan.
939
00:38:52,427 --> 00:38:53,874
Can I come in?
940
00:38:53,899 --> 00:38:56,168
Yeah. Yeah, of course. Come on in.
941
00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:05,610
So?
942
00:39:05,723 --> 00:39:07,314
What are you doing here?
943
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:09,227
Look, I know it's over between us.
944
00:39:09,252 --> 00:39:11,227
I get it.
You made that really clear.
945
00:39:11,252 --> 00:39:13,469
And, uh, I don't want to make
things weird,
946
00:39:13,494 --> 00:39:16,149
but I can't let you leave
without telling you something.
947
00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:19,820
I love you.
948
00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:22,167
Not because I have to
949
00:39:22,192 --> 00:39:24,250
or because someone made
a promise when I was 12,
950
00:39:24,275 --> 00:39:27,410
but because when I look at you,
the walls get closer,
951
00:39:27,975 --> 00:39:30,923
the world warms up,
and I lose my breath.
952
00:39:32,314 --> 00:39:33,999
Okay.
953
00:39:34,024 --> 00:39:35,649
So I got a little weird.
954
00:39:38,455 --> 00:39:39,867
I've been waiting my whole life
955
00:39:39,892 --> 00:39:41,695
for you to say
something like that.
956
00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:48,892
- What's wrong?
- Mm-mm. Hmm.
957
00:39:50,192 --> 00:39:52,060
I didn't come here for that.
958
00:39:55,119 --> 00:39:57,045
Uh, okay.
959
00:39:57,070 --> 00:39:59,315
Okay, um...
960
00:40:01,348 --> 00:40:03,951
Maybe I'm not exactly sure
what I came here for,
961
00:40:03,976 --> 00:40:07,438
but suddenly I'm starting
to feel like the other woman.
962
00:40:07,463 --> 00:40:09,083
There's never been another woman.
963
00:40:09,108 --> 00:40:10,263
I think there has,
964
00:40:10,288 --> 00:40:12,453
and her name was Madison,
if I recall.
965
00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:15,278
Okay, Madison is a wonderful girl,
966
00:40:15,303 --> 00:40:16,749
but she's not you.
967
00:40:16,774 --> 00:40:18,338
She never was.
968
00:40:18,731 --> 00:40:20,456
I can break it off
with her tonight.
969
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:25,763
Wow. Just like that?
970
00:40:25,788 --> 00:40:27,973
I'm confused.
Isn't that what you want?
971
00:40:28,263 --> 00:40:29,557
Yes.
972
00:40:30,202 --> 00:40:32,093
But that's the problem, Salim.
973
00:40:32,118 --> 00:40:33,301
I can't be with someone
974
00:40:33,326 --> 00:40:34,938
who doesn't honor
their commitments...
975
00:40:35,604 --> 00:40:37,693
to their family, to their values,
976
00:40:37,718 --> 00:40:39,662
to their periodontists
on the side.
977
00:40:39,687 --> 00:40:42,069
- I didn't think you wanted me.
- I know.
978
00:40:42,094 --> 00:40:43,518
I helped put us in this position,
979
00:40:43,543 --> 00:40:45,610
but now here we are, and...
980
00:40:47,213 --> 00:40:48,826
and I'm sorry.
981
00:41:00,923 --> 00:41:03,045
This really can't work out now,
can it?
982
00:41:05,349 --> 00:41:06,843
No.
983
00:41:07,055 --> 00:41:08,510
I don't think it can.
984
00:41:10,586 --> 00:41:12,438
We were such a good match.
985
00:41:14,731 --> 00:41:16,859
And such bad timing.
986
00:41:31,221 --> 00:41:32,662
Owen?
987
00:41:32,687 --> 00:41:33,996
Oh, dear.
988
00:41:39,597 --> 00:41:40,912
Owen?
989
00:41:40,937 --> 00:41:42,454
Can you bring my reading glasses?
990
00:41:42,479 --> 00:41:44,504
I can't see anything in here.
991
00:41:44,529 --> 00:41:46,220
It's Château le Sommet.
992
00:41:46,522 --> 00:41:49,177
I haven't had that since...
993
00:41:49,847 --> 00:41:52,097
Those are stargazer lilies.
994
00:41:52,490 --> 00:41:54,977
And Geneva chocolates.
That's the same...
995
00:41:55,002 --> 00:41:57,669
Setup we had waiting for us
in our wedding suite.
996
00:41:57,694 --> 00:42:00,231
You charming son of a bitch.
997
00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:03,232
16 years ago,
998
00:42:03,692 --> 00:42:06,734
I blew the great relationship
of my life.
999
00:42:07,453 --> 00:42:09,905
And I'll be damned
if I'm gonna do it again, so...
1000
00:42:10,564 --> 00:42:11,824
And this time,
1001
00:42:11,849 --> 00:42:13,662
we're gonna get
to the French Riviera.
1002
00:42:15,005 --> 00:42:17,912
Gwyneth Lynn Morgan,
1003
00:42:18,874 --> 00:42:21,207
will you make me
the happiest man in the world
1004
00:42:21,407 --> 00:42:22,954
and marry me again?
1005
00:42:23,776 --> 00:42:25,376
What?
1006
00:42:27,286 --> 00:42:30,071
- No. Get up.
- Wha...
1007
00:42:30,096 --> 00:42:31,970
- We're not doing that.
- Wait a minute.
1008
00:42:31,995 --> 00:42:34,071
I thought this is what you wanted.
1009
00:42:34,096 --> 00:42:36,082
What do I want
with a wedding ring?
1010
00:42:36,107 --> 00:42:38,775
I-I said I needed clarity,
1011
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,300
not a proposal.
1012
00:42:40,325 --> 00:42:43,146
Okay, I think I'm the one
who needs some clarity.
1013
00:42:43,171 --> 00:42:45,138
If you weren't interested
in getting married,
1014
00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:46,461
why were you suddenly so intense
1015
00:42:46,486 --> 00:42:49,079
on nailing down
where this was all going?
1016
00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:52,407
I'm pregnant, Owen.
1017
00:42:52,665 --> 00:42:54,934
Sorry?
1018
00:42:54,959 --> 00:42:56,579
Knocked up. Bun in the oven.
1019
00:42:56,604 --> 00:42:59,129
Two lines on a pee test. Pregnant.
1020
00:43:00,435 --> 00:43:02,435
- Well, that's...
- Ridiculous.
1021
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:05,084
Yes. Surreal, sure.
1022
00:43:05,109 --> 00:43:08,255
But, uh, impossible,
apparently not.
1023
00:43:13,538 --> 00:43:15,266
Well, that clears that up.
1024
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:21,953
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