1 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,840 - That giraffe is, like, staring at me. 2 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:17,843 - Sorry. 3 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:22,326 Daryl gets a little jealous. - Okay. 4 00:00:24,285 --> 00:00:26,243 - I... 5 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:29,594 Needed...this. 6 00:00:29,638 --> 00:00:31,683 - Me too. - Mm. 7 00:00:31,727 --> 00:00:34,338 No, I mean, 8 00:00:34,382 --> 00:00:36,688 we have been hooking up for the last five minutes, 9 00:00:36,732 --> 00:00:38,864 and I haven't even thought about my dad once. 10 00:00:38,908 --> 00:00:42,172 - Yeah, maybe we should keep not thinking about him? 11 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:45,958 Come here. 12 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:49,614 - What I mean to say is... 13 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:53,227 This is a nice distraction. 14 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:56,578 You know, after living in heaviness for so long. 15 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:59,972 I could really use a grief vacation, if that makes sense. 16 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:02,105 - Oh, that makes sense. 17 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:04,368 And I'm happy to be your distraction... 18 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:07,458 multiple times if that's what it takes. 19 00:01:07,502 --> 00:01:09,460 - Who's ready for "House Hunters?" 20 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:12,811 - Oh! - Oh, Max, you're in here. 21 00:01:12,855 --> 00:01:15,640 What--it's great. Boys are allowed in here. 22 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:20,993 I mean, you're a man, obviously, which is also great. 23 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:24,432 - Mom, do you think we could take a rain check on TV night? 24 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:26,129 - Of course, of course. 25 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:30,307 Uh, have some popcorn in case you work up an appetite... 26 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:32,701 For--for whatever reason. 27 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:35,921 Okay, I'm just going to turn the TV up 28 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:37,227 so I can't hear anything. 29 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:39,186 I was never here. Bye. 30 00:01:40,839 --> 00:01:44,365 - Um, so where were we? 31 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:46,323 - I think back in junior high? 32 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:48,543 - Okay, how about this? 33 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,936 Tomorrow we have a full-on romantic date night 34 00:01:50,980 --> 00:01:52,242 at my apartment. 35 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:53,591 I'll head back there after work. 36 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,245 I'll make a perfectly below-average dinner, 37 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:57,595 and I'll put on whatever music... 38 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,771 People listen to 39 00:01:59,815 --> 00:02:03,993 when they have sexy time. 40 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:07,431 - No, never get a place near the highway! 41 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:10,652 - Yeah, date night at your place is gonna be awesome. 42 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:15,961 - Ugh. 43 00:02:19,661 --> 00:02:22,881 - Hey, roomie. Top of the morning to you. 44 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:29,845 Why are you still looking at that PSP website? 45 00:02:29,888 --> 00:02:33,065 - I like to see if there's any breakthroughs 46 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:35,155 in your father's disease, and-- 47 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:37,418 - Mom, you know you're allowed 48 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:40,769 to take a break from that, right? 49 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:43,380 - I just don't know how to turn it off. 50 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:46,122 I mean, I have been trying to help 51 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,558 for the last year and a half, 52 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,430 and I don't know what to do with all that energy. 53 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:52,259 - We can start by doing this. 54 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:54,739 Now, can we talk about something else? 55 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:57,438 - Okay, did you and Max finally do it? 56 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:59,701 - It's not exactly the conversation I had in mind, 57 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:02,138 and can you just be a little less comfortable 58 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,835 talking about my sex life? 59 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:05,968 - Ooh, we talking about Zoey's sex life? 60 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:09,014 - Who was it? Max or Simon? Please say Simon. 61 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:11,234 - Oh, but I feel like Max has put in so much more time. 62 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:12,844 - This family needs better boundaries. 63 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:15,151 - Emily, where is your sister? 64 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,370 I thought she was already in town. 65 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:17,632 - What? Jenna's coming? 66 00:03:17,675 --> 00:03:19,329 I haven't seen her since she danced 67 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,070 into the cake at your wedding. 68 00:03:21,113 --> 00:03:23,507 - She is fun at parties. - Yes. 69 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,466 Jenna was supposed to get in last night, 70 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:27,729 but she hit a squirrel on the drive from Seattle, 71 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:30,688 and so she had to take it to an animal hospital... 72 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:33,691 where she vibed with an orderly named Leon 73 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:36,346 and told me she wanted to see where it goes. 74 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:38,566 So I just told her to come over whenever. 75 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:41,438 - Where is my nephew? 76 00:03:41,482 --> 00:03:44,441 Okay, I need to see his smushy face now! 77 00:03:44,485 --> 00:03:46,748 - I'm guessing that's her. 78 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:47,966 - Hey! 79 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,620 Okay, I got everyone breakfast burritos. 80 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,274 Well, everyone except Miles, 81 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:52,449 I'm pretty sure he's not on solids yet, right? 82 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:53,885 - Yeah, that's correct. 83 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:55,887 I think burritos really are a three-month thing. 84 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:57,237 - Jenna, you made it! 85 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,630 - I would've been here sooner, but I had to stop 86 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:02,372 at my favorite taquería in the Mission first. 87 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:04,374 It is super authentic. Hope y'all like tripe. 88 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:07,247 - Mmm, sounds delicious. 89 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:04,608 - Make yourself at home, Jenna. 90 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:06,044 - Wrong move, you're dead. 91 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,844 - I'm gonna take my burrito to go. 92 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:25,455 I have to head into work early 'cause I have a thing tonight. 93 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:28,980 Nice to see you, Jenna. 94 00:05:29,024 --> 00:05:31,026 I would watch out for those two. 95 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:35,813 - Okay, so, just to recap 96 00:05:35,857 --> 00:05:37,815 our plan of attack on the restaurant, 97 00:05:37,859 --> 00:05:39,208 I will get cracking on a program 98 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:41,210 that links all the major food-delivery apps, 99 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,733 and you can start thinking about front-of-house stuff, 100 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:44,344 like decor, cocktail menu, 101 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:46,998 and how we present things like lo mein, seafood towers, 102 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,870 and loaded nachos all on the same table. 103 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:52,177 - Done, done, done, and done, but now I really want nachos. 104 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:53,483 - Okay, great. 105 00:05:53,527 --> 00:05:55,833 So the last thing we need to do for now 106 00:05:55,877 --> 00:05:58,532 is just sign a contract to make this whole thing official. 107 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:00,969 - Oh, but, baby, we don't need to do that. 108 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:02,623 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine. 109 00:06:02,666 --> 00:06:04,538 It's just a basic 50/50 partnership agreement. 110 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:06,017 I downloaded it for free online. 111 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:07,497 It's, like, four sentences long. 112 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:08,933 I even found a typo in it. 113 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:10,457 - Ooh, I'm sorry, but, you know, 114 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,893 I can't be locked down. 115 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:14,199 It really limits my freedom. 116 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:16,027 - What? Oh, no, no, no, I'm not trying to limit you. 117 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:17,681 I'm just trying to be professional. 118 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:19,117 I thought you were excited about the idea 119 00:06:19,161 --> 00:06:21,076 of working on this together. - I am. 120 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:23,774 I'm just like a little bird who can't be locked in a cage. 121 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:24,949 And speaking of this little bird, 122 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:25,950 this little bird needs some fresh air 123 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:27,517 and a smoothie-- I'll be back. 124 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:29,693 Ooh, maybe I'll go get some shoes, 125 00:06:29,737 --> 00:06:31,391 get a new handbag, get my nails done, 126 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:33,088 get my hair done. 127 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:35,177 - What? 128 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:38,702 - Hello, Max. 129 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:40,704 Just wanted to leave you a quick message 130 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:44,055 to let you know I came in early to motivate the troops 131 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:48,320 so we can all be out by 5:00 and have sex. 132 00:06:48,364 --> 00:06:50,714 Well, we'll be having sex. 133 00:06:50,758 --> 00:06:53,369 The others I can almost guarantee will not. 134 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:56,546 Here's hoping my first day as boss will be smooth sailing. 135 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:59,854 - Flip it! 136 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:00,768 - Flip it! 137 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,380 - Hey, there we go! 138 00:07:05,816 --> 00:07:07,557 - How great was that? 139 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:09,080 - We're friends now. 140 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,518 - Morning, team. 141 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:13,041 Why is this a good use of company time? 142 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:17,219 - Zoey, can we have a quick executive sidebar? 143 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:19,743 So I know it might seem like we're wasting time, 144 00:07:19,787 --> 00:07:21,919 but I'm just letting them blow off some steam. 145 00:07:21,963 --> 00:07:24,226 Studies show it helps with productivity. 146 00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:25,619 - Well, I'm glad you're embracing your new role 147 00:07:25,662 --> 00:07:28,665 as team manager, Leif, but, uh, how does a game 148 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:31,494 called "Nut Punch" help with productivity? 149 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,453 - Yeah, I'll try and get them to focus. 150 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:34,628 - Great. I believe in you. 151 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:36,934 And if we finish our work quickly, 152 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:39,154 we can all go home early tonight. 153 00:07:46,944 --> 00:07:49,686 - Morning, boss. 154 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,035 - That's right. 155 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:53,603 I am technically your boss, too. 156 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:56,432 Doesn't mean you get special treatment. 157 00:07:56,476 --> 00:08:00,131 I am going to ride you so hard-- 158 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:02,003 No, that came out wrong. 159 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:04,745 - Um, have you checked social media lately? 160 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:08,488 Because the new Sprqpoint Watch update is blowing up. 161 00:08:08,531 --> 00:08:09,706 - That's amazing. 162 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:11,142 Congrats to you and the marketing team. 163 00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:15,799 - No, not in a good way. I mean literally blowing up. 164 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:18,149 - My watch is on fire! 165 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:19,411 - That's so far away. 166 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:20,804 How do we know he's wearing a Sprqpoint-- 167 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:22,937 - My Sprqpoint Watch Model 3 Edition 168 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,069 is burning my frickin' wrist off! 169 00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:28,986 - Wow. 170 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:31,206 We are... 171 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,268 - Sorry. 172 00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:52,967 I just have to send a quick... 173 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:56,100 totally business-related text. 174 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:59,147 So, as you may be aware, 175 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:02,019 I am the new boss of the fourth floor. 176 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:03,760 So away we go. 177 00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:06,763 Something is causing our watch batteries to overheat 178 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:07,895 while people are wearing them. 179 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:09,461 Right now it's just a few cases, 180 00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,768 but we need to fix this fast. 181 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:14,466 So, Leif, do you think that it has something to do 182 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:16,947 with the software update that went out yesterday? 183 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:20,124 - Um, well, I mean, technically, 184 00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:21,865 it could have something to do with the update, 185 00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:23,606 but it could also be a hardware issue 186 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:25,434 or a third-party app. 187 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,871 I mean, Mercury's in retrograde. 188 00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:29,133 - Why does Mercury in retrograde 189 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:30,831 have anything to with over-- 190 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:32,528 - Hey, hey, can you see me? 191 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,182 Am I glitching? I feel like I'm glitching. 192 00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:37,577 - Hi, Danny Michael Davis. What a surprise. 193 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,230 You look great. 194 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,189 House arrest really becomes you. 195 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:43,626 - Yeah, if you could see this bulky ankle bracelet, 196 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,802 you'd know that things have been pretty rough 197 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:47,412 for me right now. 198 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,638 Ahh. 199 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,292 Look, I'm sorry to interrupt your meeting. 200 00:09:57,335 --> 00:09:59,990 I know I'm not legally allowed to run the company right now, 201 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:02,689 but there's nothing stopping me from offering a little advice 202 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,429 as a friend of the court, 203 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:08,825 who has a controlling ownership of everything. 204 00:10:08,869 --> 00:10:11,654 Now, assuming the programmers will have a fix soon 205 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:14,265 for this literal watch meltdown, 206 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:16,093 we need to start coming up with a way 207 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,965 to spin this to the media. Any ideas? 208 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,880 - Danny, it's your boy Tobin Batra 209 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:21,359 coming at you from programming. 210 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:24,145 What if we claim their video is a deepfake? 211 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:26,626 Then we make our own deepfake videos 212 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,366 of all of our competitors' watches, 213 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:31,761 completely confusing the entire marketplace? 214 00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,023 Okay, get out, Tobin. 215 00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:34,242 - What? 216 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,591 - No, no, sorry. 217 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,550 Zoey, I advise you to kick Tobin out. 218 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,859 - Would you like to get out, Tobin? 219 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,382 - Okay. 220 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,694 Excuse me. Pardon--pardon me. 221 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:54,566 - Uh, anyone else? - Here's a thought, team. 222 00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:57,744 Maybe we can frame this as a problem of overreach. 223 00:10:57,787 --> 00:11:01,312 Like, in an effort to make up for our past transgressions, 224 00:11:01,356 --> 00:11:03,227 we overloaded the new Sprqpoint Watch 225 00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:07,188 with updates that are impressive and free, 226 00:11:07,231 --> 00:11:09,799 but we will quickly resolve this issue, 227 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,061 and it will not stop us 228 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:15,109 from overdelivering to all of our customers. 229 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,720 - Who said that? Zoey, move me. 230 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,027 Now, Zoey, like, right now. - Oh. 231 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:22,333 - Move me. 232 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:29,297 Oh, there he is. My main man, Sampson. 233 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,864 - Simon. - Even better. 234 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:34,694 You are officially the new PR spokesperson for Sprqpoint. 235 00:11:34,737 --> 00:11:36,086 - Okay. 236 00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,435 My expertise is in marketing, but I did intern-- 237 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,089 - S-Dog, you got the yes. 238 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,743 Not sure why we're still talking. 239 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:01,633 - After moving from Santa Fe to Seattle and, like, 240 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,766 struggling to find my way through the body-art movement, 241 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,768 which is, like, surprisingly political, 242 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,640 I finally found a great life coach who got me to, like, 243 00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:11,774 such a good place mentally that we started dating. 244 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:14,734 - Wait, that guy Zander was your life coach? 245 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,474 Isn't that a professional no-no? 246 00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:17,867 - Apparently not for Zander. 247 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:20,957 He left me two months ago for his own life coach. 248 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:25,788 But he did help me realize that I have so much love to give. 249 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:28,182 And who better to give it to than my little sister 250 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,271 and her stupidly cute baby? 251 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:32,360 - And we so appreciate it. 252 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,536 It's just... I only got about, like, 253 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:38,627 two hours of sleep last night, and this is my one time to-- 254 00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,324 - Jenna, you've got to see this. 255 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:43,066 I've got some flowers blooming in my greenhouse 256 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,502 that are otherworldly. 257 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:45,852 - Oh, my God, I am so down. 258 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:48,289 Okay, I'll tell you about Zander-- 259 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,986 And she's already out. 260 00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:01,955 - You can beat George. 261 00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,565 You can do this. You got this. 262 00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,959 No, you got this, dude. 263 00:13:06,002 --> 00:13:07,134 - Leif. - Focus. 264 00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,657 - I am heading out. 265 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,441 I have a meeting that has been rescheduled many times. 266 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:11,573 So you sure you got this? 267 00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,270 - Yeah, totally. Never been more focused. 268 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,837 - I can't! I can't do it anymore, man! 269 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,971 - Yes! 270 00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:21,670 Yes! None of you believed in my abilities 271 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:26,022 or my inhuman pain threshold, but I'm the champion! 272 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,719 - "Fire Wrist"? 273 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,417 Did you seriously make a game 274 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,071 out of the very thing you're supposed to fix? 275 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,421 - Well, we figured out how to simulate the overheating issue, 276 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:36,772 and what started out as a very legitimate test 277 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,993 kind of, sort of completely turned into a game. 278 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,603 But they promised me they'd focus after the final round. 279 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,431 - Just put the scoreboard away and fix it. 280 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:46,564 - Yeah, I can and will. Birders' oath. 281 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:51,091 - Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 282 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,788 Okay. Excuse me. 283 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,444 - Wow. 284 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,054 Looks like she wants to get out of here faster than we do. 285 00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,751 - Just got a big night planned, like, very big, 286 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:03,277 like, several years in the making big. 287 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,888 I'll stop talking now. 288 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:08,717 - You're the new boss of the fourth floor, right? 289 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,807 - Sure am. And you're coders on five? 290 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,243 all: Yep. 291 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,941 - And I don't think I've ever been in the elevator 292 00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,421 with three other female programmers before. 293 00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:19,467 We must be breaking some sort of record. 294 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,077 - It's true, you don't see many of us in the wild, 295 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:24,124 which is why, as a gender, we must stick together, 296 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,603 and-- 297 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,867 Ooh, got to go! Sex! 298 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,613 Um, you probably can't tell, 299 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:40,183 but this meal is just very tastefully presented takeout. 300 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,445 - Seriously? 301 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:42,794 You mean you didn't prepare 302 00:14:42,838 --> 00:14:45,928 this tofu pad see ew and chicken larb? 303 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,671 It is all very nice, 304 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:52,369 minus the terrible smell and the below-arctic temperature. 305 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,284 Have you really not been back here since your-- 306 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:58,810 - No, and there's definitely a dead thing in the microwave. 307 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,466 Uh-oh. 308 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,947 Mo's playing opera music. That's never a good sign. 309 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:09,082 - Yeah, there's a decent chance that might be because of me. 310 00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,736 - Oh, what happened? - It was super weird. 311 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:14,348 One minute, we were having fun talking about ideas, 312 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,741 and then the next, he just shut down on me. 313 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,830 But, hey, let's forget it. 314 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:22,225 This is our night. Let's just focus on each other. 315 00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:28,666 - That's really loud, isn't it? 316 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,972 - Yeah, I think your mom's house 317 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,669 might have been better, honestly. 318 00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,802 - Okay, I will be right back. 319 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:35,499 I mean, does he have to sing along? 320 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,549 - Hey, are you back in your place? 321 00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,986 - I'm not--I mean, I am, but just for the night. 322 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,335 Is something wrong? 323 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:46,989 - What makes you say that? 324 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,165 - You're blasting opera music, and the last time you did that 325 00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,167 was when "Will and Grace" got canceled again. 326 00:15:51,211 --> 00:15:54,344 - Well, if it happens twice, shame on me, but I'm fine. 327 00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:55,998 All is good, and now that I know 328 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,174 that you're here, I'll turn the music down. 329 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,701 - Are you sure everything's okay? 330 00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,573 Max might have mentioned 331 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:08,228 that things didn't go super smoothly today. 332 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:11,057 - Not your problem. Sorry for the noise, really. 333 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,162 Do you need anything else? 334 00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:01,167 Okay, bye. Enjoy your night. 335 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,737 - Hard to imagine that happening now. 336 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,656 - Okay. 337 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,136 I don't know what went on with you and Mo, 338 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,095 but he just sang to me, 339 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:20,099 and I felt a lot of inner turmoil there. 340 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,926 - What? This is crazy. 341 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:25,365 All I did was ask him to sign a basic partnership agreement. 342 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,410 - Well, that must have triggered something major 343 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:29,630 because he's ready to say goodbye, 344 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,197 and apparently he's quite good at that. 345 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,415 - Goodbye? To what--to me? 346 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,200 Our friendship? The whole restaurant? 347 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:37,028 - I don't know, Max, but he's in a really bad place. 348 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,994 Anyway, want to do it? 349 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,169 - Very much so. Come here. 350 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,397 I'm sorry. 351 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,443 Um, it's just that singing is very emotional and intense. 352 00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,184 I know it sounds really lame, 353 00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:04,621 but I kind of want our first time to be special. 354 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:08,059 - Oh, I mean... 355 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,365 I do, too. 356 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:13,369 Special and soon. - Yes. 357 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,763 - Okay, I'll tell you what-- I'm going to do some digging, 358 00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,808 and I'm going to find out what's going on with Mo, 359 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:20,768 and then I'm going to rent us a cabin deep in the woods 360 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:23,162 so that nobody can stop us... 361 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,468 From doing the nasty. 362 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:39,613 - Sprqpoint is really cutting corners, huh? 363 00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:41,223 Note the disproportionate amount 364 00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:42,703 of chocolate-coconut ones. 365 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:45,053 You know they got those on discount. 366 00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:47,447 - Well, I am a nut for coconut. 367 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,492 You can use that in a press release if you want. 368 00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:52,626 - Yeah, what I'd really love is to report 369 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:54,628 some good news about the Sprqpoint Watch 370 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:55,977 to the media. 371 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:58,284 What are the odds we'll have a fix on that soon? 372 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,199 - I would think pretty high. 373 00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:27,111 - Actually, don't get your hopes up too high. 374 00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:28,722 Leif? 375 00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,507 Quick exec sidebar in my office when you have a sec? 376 00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:38,645 - Thank you for babysitting me 377 00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:40,211 these last couple of days, Maggie. 378 00:21:40,255 --> 00:21:41,735 - What? I'm not babysitting you. 379 00:21:41,778 --> 00:21:43,214 - It's fine. 380 00:21:43,258 --> 00:21:44,781 Emily used to make David run interference with me, too. 381 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,827 - Oh, no, I'm sure it's not like that. 382 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:50,613 They're both just exhausted right now. 383 00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:53,094 Having a newborn is really, really hard. 384 00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:55,879 - I know, that's why I came down here--to help out. 385 00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:59,274 But it's like every nice thing I try to do for them, 386 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,842 it's not the Emily way. 387 00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:03,583 - You're talking about those tripe burritos, 388 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,019 aren't you? - Yeah. 389 00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:07,151 I probably should have picked a different protein, 390 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:09,415 but mistakes were made. 391 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:12,635 It's just--it's not easy 392 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:16,030 being Emily Kang's big sister. 393 00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:19,338 She's always ten steps ahead, no matter what. 394 00:22:20,730 --> 00:22:25,213 - Well, Jenna, if you truly want to be helpful, 395 00:22:25,256 --> 00:22:27,346 think about what Emily really needs. 396 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,739 I mean, she's with Miles all day long, 397 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,393 and her husband's going through a lot 398 00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:32,829 of his own stuff right now, 399 00:22:32,873 --> 00:22:36,267 so what would make her life better right now? 400 00:22:36,311 --> 00:22:38,357 - A really long vacation, 401 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,097 Swedish massage by two Swedish men, 402 00:22:40,141 --> 00:22:42,012 copious amounts of illicit drugs? 403 00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:46,669 - All good suggestions, um, but let's--let's keep walking. 404 00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:48,541 Maybe we can think of a few more. 405 00:22:48,584 --> 00:22:50,107 - Okay. 406 00:22:50,151 --> 00:22:51,413 - So any more insight 407 00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:53,459 into what might have happened with the watch? 408 00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,199 - Um, no, not really. 409 00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:58,899 We're just going app by app, checking for any coding errors. 410 00:22:58,942 --> 00:23:01,118 - Cool, cool... 411 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:03,512 'cause you could always tell me 412 00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:05,906 if you were ever feeling... 413 00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:09,823 guilty or bad. 414 00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:12,869 Bad, bad, bad. 415 00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:16,395 - Yeah, okay, um... 416 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:19,006 I know exactly why the watches malfunction 417 00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,399 because it was my fault. 418 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:22,096 I rushed through the update without doing 419 00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:23,489 a proper safety check. 420 00:23:23,532 --> 00:23:26,927 'Cause, see, I wanted to stay on schedule 421 00:23:26,970 --> 00:23:28,668 to prove how great of a manager I was, 422 00:23:28,711 --> 00:23:30,278 but the guys won't listen to me. 423 00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:31,714 So I gave up on them, 424 00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:34,108 and I took on the entire project myself. 425 00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:36,676 And now they all know that this is my screwup 426 00:23:36,719 --> 00:23:38,808 because I'm just a bad manager, I guess. 427 00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:42,899 - Listen, it is great that you want to do a good job. 428 00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:46,555 And it's also perfectly normal to make mistakes along the way. 429 00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:48,165 If you remember, I was-- 430 00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:50,907 - An awful manager for the first few months, yeah. 431 00:23:50,951 --> 00:23:52,431 - Gonna say "weeks." 432 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,476 But beating yourself up isn't helping anybody. 433 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,870 It's just wasting time that we don't have. 434 00:23:56,913 --> 00:24:00,482 So promise not to make the same mistake twice. 435 00:24:00,526 --> 00:24:03,093 Dust off your slim-fitting chinos 436 00:24:03,137 --> 00:24:06,270 and keep moving forward. 437 00:24:06,314 --> 00:24:08,359 - Okay, thank you. 438 00:24:10,753 --> 00:24:12,755 They're a skinny cut taper. 439 00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:27,944 - I feel ridiculous. 440 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:30,207 The last time I wore this much makeup, I was three, 441 00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:32,862 and David wanted me to look like one of his dolls. 442 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:34,995 - If you don't stop talking, little woman, 443 00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:38,955 I'm going to have to let you leave without proper blending. 444 00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:42,437 - I wonder if Max would like this look on me. 445 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,004 - Mm. 446 00:24:44,047 --> 00:24:45,527 - What do you think? 447 00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,703 - Mm. - Because even if he didn't, 448 00:24:47,747 --> 00:24:50,401 I'm sure we could talk it out, come to some mutual compromise, 449 00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:52,229 because if there's one thing I know about Max, 450 00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:53,970 he is very reasonable. - Mm. 451 00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:55,494 - About the look... 452 00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:59,628 Of my makeup. - You know what? 453 00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:01,064 You didn't come here for a makeover. 454 00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:04,851 You came to be Max's spy, didn't you, Red Sparrow? 455 00:25:04,894 --> 00:25:06,330 - I'm sorry. 456 00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:08,332 It's just--he told me that when he mentioned the idea 457 00:25:08,376 --> 00:25:10,857 of you guys signing a contract, it seemed to really spook you. 458 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:13,729 - I've just had a problem with partnerships in the past, 459 00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:15,818 and seeing the contract really just brought up 460 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,559 some unhappy memories for me. 461 00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:20,214 - But if this is about trust, I can assure you 462 00:25:20,257 --> 00:25:24,653 that Max is the most loyal guy that I've ever met. 463 00:25:24,697 --> 00:25:26,133 Like, inadvisably loyal. 464 00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:28,004 Seriously, he should have been over me months ago. 465 00:25:28,048 --> 00:25:30,572 - Enough. You took advantage of makeover night, 466 00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:32,574 the most sacred of all nights, and because of that, 467 00:25:32,618 --> 00:25:35,577 there is no recovery, so get out. 468 00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:38,798 Girl, I don't care that you look like Rafiki. 469 00:25:38,841 --> 00:25:40,451 Get out. 470 00:25:48,677 --> 00:25:50,766 - We really don't have to do this. 471 00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,202 I mean, Mo is being totally irrational. 472 00:25:52,246 --> 00:25:53,639 If he's going to be this way, 473 00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:55,379 maybe I should just go back to one of my old ideas. 474 00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:56,816 There's got to be one in there somewhere. 475 00:25:56,859 --> 00:25:58,513 - I'm sorry, but the thought of my two best friends 476 00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,645 working together is too good 477 00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:01,864 to just let you both give up on it. 478 00:26:01,908 --> 00:26:04,606 Plus, sex, so... 479 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,477 - Yeah. 480 00:26:06,521 --> 00:26:07,957 - Hi, there, since you guys 481 00:26:08,001 --> 00:26:09,742 are having trouble trusting each other, 482 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:12,135 I thought maybe you could try some team-building exercises 483 00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:13,223 we did at work. 484 00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:15,051 I have... 485 00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:17,793 a whole binder of activities that you guys could-- 486 00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:18,881 Wait, wait, wait! 487 00:26:18,925 --> 00:26:20,100 What if I let you do 488 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:23,233 a full head-to-toe makeover on me later? 489 00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:24,670 I won't say a word the entire time, 490 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:26,933 and you can have your way with me. 491 00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:31,372 - Can I burn all your sweaters? 492 00:26:31,415 --> 00:26:32,591 - Sure. - No. 493 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,336 - Fine, but I don't do trust falls. 494 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:41,382 - Yeah, no, me neither. 495 00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:43,384 I don't trust them. 496 00:26:43,427 --> 00:26:45,125 - Have fun. 497 00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:51,740 Leif? Leif? 498 00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,699 Leif! 499 00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:56,484 Did you really pull an all-nighter? 500 00:26:56,527 --> 00:27:00,531 - Uh, yeah, yeah. We all did. 501 00:27:00,575 --> 00:27:02,446 But, hey, you know, the watch is fixed. 502 00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:05,058 - Well, that's good. You fixed it. 503 00:27:05,101 --> 00:27:09,236 - Well, you know, between, uh, rounds of office chair racing 504 00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:10,846 and Extreme Marker Jousting, 505 00:27:10,890 --> 00:27:13,370 I managed to get the team to focus. 506 00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:15,677 But it will not stay that way for long. 507 00:27:15,721 --> 00:27:17,984 It's like a frat house. 508 00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:21,335 - Yeah, Tobin does really seem in his element. 509 00:27:21,378 --> 00:27:23,250 - One, two, three! Coffee creamer, go! 510 00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:24,468 - Go! 511 00:27:24,512 --> 00:27:26,166 - Yeah, they invented a new game. 512 00:27:26,209 --> 00:27:27,776 It's just called Cranberry Leif. 513 00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:30,300 It's just where they throw dried cranberries at me. 514 00:27:30,344 --> 00:27:33,173 - Well, if you'll remember, they used to play Snowy on Zoey 515 00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:34,304 with packing peanuts. 516 00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:36,306 - Yeah, that was a fun one. 517 00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:43,618 - Enough. 518 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,098 It has been hours and hours, 519 00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:46,708 and it feels like torture. 520 00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:49,319 - Well, to be fair, we have taken a coffee break, 521 00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:50,930 a lunch break, and there was one time 522 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:52,801 you just ignored me for 45 minutes. 523 00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:54,455 - I'm sorry, Max, I can't do this 524 00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:55,761 without my crystal ball. 525 00:27:55,804 --> 00:27:57,066 I can't commit to any of this. 526 00:27:57,110 --> 00:28:00,113 - Okay, can we just try one more exercise? 527 00:28:00,156 --> 00:28:01,680 - Fine. 528 00:28:03,769 --> 00:28:05,858 Two truths and a lie. - Oh, great, I love this one. 529 00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:07,163 Okay, I'll go first. 530 00:28:07,207 --> 00:28:09,078 One, I once got into a street fight when I-- 531 00:28:09,122 --> 00:28:11,733 - That's the lie. Are we done? - Can you just let me finish? 532 00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:14,214 It could be any one of them. - I don't think it can. 533 00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:18,348 - Two, I may have started hooking up with our friend. 534 00:28:18,392 --> 00:28:19,915 - Two, I'm well aware of that. 535 00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:22,918 - Three, after 31 years on this Earth, 536 00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:25,355 I have never once heard my father say 537 00:28:25,399 --> 00:28:26,966 "I'm proud of you." 538 00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:28,750 - Oh. 539 00:28:28,794 --> 00:28:30,578 You want to go there? Okay. 540 00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:32,623 - Nothing else worked, so... 541 00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:40,327 In my early 20s, I started a jeans company 542 00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:42,503 with my best friend, Zora. 543 00:28:42,546 --> 00:28:44,548 The night before our first meeting, 544 00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:48,552 I took all of our designs, and I changed them. 545 00:28:48,596 --> 00:28:52,295 Then after steamrolling him and all of his ideas, 546 00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:54,863 I sidelined him in the meeting, cutting him out of the deal, 547 00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:58,084 all because I thought I could do it all on my own, 548 00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:01,914 and I didn't want anyone standing in my way. 549 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:04,830 - Zora and I had been best friends since junior high, 550 00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:08,007 and I haven't spoken to him in six years-- 551 00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:11,314 all for a company that didn't go anywhere. 552 00:29:11,358 --> 00:29:12,838 - And what's your number two? 553 00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:16,580 - That is why I can't sign this contract, Max. 554 00:29:16,624 --> 00:29:19,018 It has nothing to do with me trusting you, 555 00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:22,804 but everything to do with me trusting myself, 556 00:29:22,848 --> 00:29:26,025 knowing that deep down inside me, I am so good 557 00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:29,245 at saying goodbye to anyone that stands in my way, 558 00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:31,465 just like that. 559 00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:33,554 - It sounds like you have a lot of guilt 560 00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:34,947 about what happened with you and Zora. 561 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,862 I mean, that's got to be worth something. 562 00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:39,908 - That's because he didn't deserve to be treated that way. 563 00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:44,217 And the last thing I want to do is to drive you away, too. 564 00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:46,785 - Mo, that's not going to happen. 565 00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:49,265 I mean, every relationship is always a risk, 566 00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:53,008 and whatever problem we have, we can work out-- 567 00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:54,357 contract or not. 568 00:29:54,401 --> 00:29:57,534 And if you do decide to screw me over, 569 00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:59,536 I will sic that redheaded neighbor on you, 570 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:02,365 and you do not want her fury. 571 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:12,245 Oh, um, I got to go. 572 00:30:12,288 --> 00:30:13,550 Zoey! 573 00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,552 Hey, Zoey, are you okay? 574 00:30:15,596 --> 00:30:18,033 Hey, is everything okay? 575 00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:19,861 - Oh, yeah. 576 00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:21,123 I'm fine. 577 00:30:21,167 --> 00:30:23,822 But I do need your help with something. 578 00:30:23,865 --> 00:30:24,779 - Okay. 579 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,520 - How'd it go with you and Mo? 580 00:30:26,563 --> 00:30:28,217 - Great, I think we made some real progress today. 581 00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:29,697 Wait, is there not an SOS? 582 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:31,525 Because I thought something was very wrong. 583 00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:32,874 I got out of my Uber 584 00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:34,833 and basically ran across the bridge to get here. 585 00:30:34,876 --> 00:30:38,184 - Well, I hope you're not too tired for this. 586 00:30:45,104 --> 00:30:46,932 My mom and Jenna gave David and Emily the night off, 587 00:30:46,975 --> 00:30:48,629 and they're watching the baby at their place, 588 00:30:48,672 --> 00:30:51,762 which means the house is ours. 589 00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,503 No more interruptions. 590 00:30:53,547 --> 00:30:55,636 - Wait, wait, quick question--um... 591 00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:57,420 what did you do with the giraffe? 592 00:30:57,464 --> 00:30:59,205 - Don't worry. I hid him in the closet. 593 00:30:59,248 --> 00:31:00,423 You're safe. 594 00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:01,860 - Thank you. 595 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,908 - Maybe it's a bit much, 596 00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:08,910 but I wanted it to be romantic. 597 00:31:08,954 --> 00:31:12,218 I wanted to go big or go-- I am home, but you get it. 598 00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:14,350 - Did you make that swan yourself? 599 00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:16,744 - I might have gone to origami camp 600 00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,964 in middle school... 601 00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:21,575 between hooking up with guys. - Mm-hmm. 602 00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:23,577 - Anyway, you want some champagne? 603 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:25,535 - Sure. 604 00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:34,544 - Okay, so... 605 00:31:34,588 --> 00:31:36,938 we're doing this. - We are. We are doing this. 606 00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:39,941 Uh, so, on the off chance that we might have found ourselves 607 00:31:39,985 --> 00:31:41,290 back in this situation, 608 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:43,336 I've been working on a way to block heart songs 609 00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:45,729 from popping into my head and ruining the moment. 610 00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:47,079 - Oh. 611 00:31:47,122 --> 00:31:49,429 Do you have a tinfoil hat? - Better. 612 00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:52,388 I found a very open-minded therapist in Berkeley 613 00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:54,434 who gave me some strategies. 614 00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:56,088 All should be very good and normal. 615 00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:58,786 - Great. - Yeah. 616 00:31:58,829 --> 00:32:00,962 Then lose the top, mister. 617 00:32:30,905 --> 00:32:33,125 - Did your therapist's strategy have something to do 618 00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:35,866 with America's favorite pastime? 619 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,825 - Okay, good, that's what you're supposed to be hearing. 620 00:32:37,868 --> 00:32:39,392 That means it's working. 621 00:32:39,435 --> 00:32:41,307 Yeah, I know it's totally an odd soundtrack for intimacy, 622 00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:45,267 but I picked a completely random and neutral song 623 00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:48,488 just to displace any other emotions. 624 00:32:48,531 --> 00:32:52,144 - So you're literally thinking about baseball? 625 00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:54,755 Okay, I can roll with that. 626 00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:25,829 - Max. 627 00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:27,483 - Another song just snuck in there, did it not? 628 00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:30,182 - Yes, but if it makes you feel any better, it was very smooth. 629 00:33:30,225 --> 00:33:32,184 - No, it does not make me feel any better. 630 00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:35,056 Come on, Max, you trained for this. 631 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,363 All right, you know what? I can do this. 632 00:33:37,406 --> 00:33:39,017 I just need to pick a lane. 633 00:33:39,060 --> 00:33:42,063 I got to get out of my head or, honestly, more in my head. 634 00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:44,544 Either way, I just have to decide. 635 00:33:44,587 --> 00:33:47,808 - It's fine, just relax. It's not a big deal. 636 00:33:47,851 --> 00:33:49,114 - No, no, no, I can do this. 637 00:33:49,157 --> 00:33:51,681 Let's just power through it... 638 00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,118 in a sexy way. 639 00:34:39,642 --> 00:34:40,948 Oh, my God! 640 00:35:02,491 --> 00:35:03,753 - Time-out! - I know, I know. 641 00:35:03,797 --> 00:35:06,060 I'm still singing two songs, right? 642 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,279 - There's a little bit 643 00:35:07,322 --> 00:35:08,845 of a Jekyll and Hyde situation going on. 644 00:35:08,889 --> 00:35:11,326 - Man, I paid good money to that guy, too. 645 00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:13,502 - Listen... 646 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:15,591 I don't care what songs are coming out of you. 647 00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:17,202 - But I do. 648 00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:20,988 I really just wanted us both to be in the moment, you know? 649 00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:23,773 To give you that grief vacation you've been wanting so badly 650 00:35:23,817 --> 00:35:25,819 without having you hear every single thought 651 00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:26,950 running through my head. 652 00:35:26,994 --> 00:35:28,213 It's like there's no way 653 00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:30,171 for it to not ruin this entire experience. 654 00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:32,913 - I actually feel the exact opposite. 655 00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:34,610 Knowing what's going on inside your head 656 00:35:34,654 --> 00:35:37,265 makes me feel closer to you. 657 00:35:37,309 --> 00:35:39,920 - Well, it makes me feel like you've got 658 00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:43,967 this endless insight into me, while I've got... 659 00:35:44,011 --> 00:35:46,405 nothing. 660 00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:48,146 - You want to know what's going on 661 00:35:48,189 --> 00:35:49,625 inside my head right now? 662 00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:50,931 - Yeah. 663 00:35:55,849 --> 00:35:58,721 - I'm excited... 664 00:35:58,765 --> 00:36:01,376 and a little nervous, but I'm mostly excited, 665 00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:05,511 because it's not just about being with anyone. 666 00:36:05,554 --> 00:36:10,168 It's about being with you... 667 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:12,344 my best friend. 668 00:36:12,387 --> 00:36:16,696 And whatever happens... 669 00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:19,220 we're in this together, okay? 670 00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:21,527 - Okay. 671 00:36:53,602 --> 00:36:56,475 - What are you doing? - I am duetting with you. 672 00:36:56,518 --> 00:36:59,304 I know this one, and I feel the same way. 673 00:37:28,942 --> 00:37:32,380 both: 674 00:37:50,137 --> 00:37:52,357 - Ah, it was just incredible. 675 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,228 Dinner at an actual restaurant, a full night's sleep-- 676 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,840 I mean, we actually almost feel like normal people again. 677 00:37:57,884 --> 00:37:59,146 - I still can't believe 678 00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:01,148 Jenna pulled off the 3:00 a.m. feeding. 679 00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:05,021 - Oh, I literally had to pry her eyelids open at one point, 680 00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:06,632 but she came through, didn't she? 681 00:38:06,675 --> 00:38:08,982 - Big-time, yeah-- very unlike her. 682 00:38:09,025 --> 00:38:12,420 It's almost as if someone put her up to it or something. 683 00:38:12,464 --> 00:38:13,987 - Be honest. 684 00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:15,945 Giving us the night off was your idea, wasn't it? 685 00:38:15,989 --> 00:38:17,382 - I might have had to help a little bit, 686 00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:18,948 but it was a collaborative effort. 687 00:38:18,992 --> 00:38:21,168 She's trying. 688 00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:26,391 - Yeah, listen, I-I do appreciate my sister. 689 00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:28,480 It's just--she's a lot. 690 00:38:28,523 --> 00:38:31,483 But I'm very thankful that you've been helping her. 691 00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:33,441 - I have been in help mode for so long, 692 00:38:33,485 --> 00:38:37,445 it's pretty much the only thing I know how to do right now. 693 00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:40,056 - Just don't be too charmed by her. 694 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:42,581 Jenna can be the most fun person on Earth, 695 00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:45,671 but right when you think you're on top of the world together, 696 00:38:45,714 --> 00:38:49,805 the ground shifts, and you're left cleaning up the mess. 697 00:38:53,113 --> 00:38:55,463 - Good morning, everyone. - Hello, Maggie. 698 00:38:55,507 --> 00:38:58,858 David and Emily, nice to see you always. 699 00:38:58,901 --> 00:39:01,426 - Maxwell, would you like some cereal? 700 00:39:01,469 --> 00:39:04,167 - Thank you, Zoey. That'd be lovely. 701 00:39:05,734 --> 00:39:08,911 - Okay, so, uh, is anyone gonna bring up what happened, 702 00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:11,784 obviously, last night, or are we all just gonna sit around 703 00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:13,307 trading knowing looks in silence? 704 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,222 - We are going to say nothing 705 00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:17,137 because Zoey already told us 706 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,313 how she feels about that kind of talk. 707 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,402 - And we're not gonna embarrass her or Max. 708 00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:23,796 We are better than that. - Since when? 709 00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:25,363 - Thank you, Mom and Emily, 710 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:28,540 for showing admirable restraint. 711 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:31,543 - It's important that the women in your life keep you in line. 712 00:39:31,586 --> 00:39:33,414 - And well-behaved. - That is so true. 713 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:34,763 Men are the worst. 714 00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:36,156 I mean, without women, 715 00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:38,114 the world would be like one endless frat house. 716 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,944 - Will you guys excuse me? 717 00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:43,337 I have to go handle something at work 718 00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:45,774 that I should've taken care of years ago. 719 00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:48,081 - Sure. - I'll call you later. 720 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,173 - You know, if she weren't my sister, 721 00:39:53,216 --> 00:39:54,870 I'd totally high-five you right now. 722 00:39:54,914 --> 00:39:56,655 - Seriously, don't hurt her. 723 00:39:56,698 --> 00:39:58,439 Huh? No. 724 00:40:02,095 --> 00:40:04,967 - So do you want to do the honors? 725 00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:06,969 - No, you're their boss. All you. 726 00:40:09,276 --> 00:40:10,451 - Okay. 727 00:40:10,495 --> 00:40:13,019 If I could have everyone's attention... 728 00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:15,151 Since taking over as team manager, 729 00:40:15,195 --> 00:40:17,502 I haven't exactly loved the dynamics around here, 730 00:40:17,545 --> 00:40:20,766 so Zoey and I have decided it's time 731 00:40:20,809 --> 00:40:23,464 to change things up a bit. 732 00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:25,205 With that in mind, 733 00:40:25,248 --> 00:40:28,034 I'd like to introduce a few new members to our group. 734 00:40:31,472 --> 00:40:32,560 - I don't get it. 735 00:40:32,604 --> 00:40:34,432 Why do these programmers look like girls? 736 00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:36,651 - Oh, we're playing a new game today. 737 00:40:36,695 --> 00:40:39,045 It's called "Find Your Seats on the Fifth Floor." 738 00:40:39,088 --> 00:40:40,394 - I don't know. 739 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,918 That sounds like a terrible name for a game. 740 00:40:42,962 --> 00:40:45,660 - Huh. Jared, Gabe, Kevin, 741 00:40:45,704 --> 00:40:47,706 HR's already been notified of your transfers. 742 00:40:47,749 --> 00:40:51,666 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not Gabe. 743 00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:54,626 Hey, man, um, what are you-- what are you doing? 744 00:40:54,669 --> 00:40:58,847 We're called "the brogrammers" for a reason. 745 00:40:58,891 --> 00:41:00,719 - Not anymore. 746 00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:05,550 McKenzie, Yasmeen, Cass, welcome to the fourth floor. 747 00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:08,857 - Okay, I don't know about Extreme Marker Jousting, 748 00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:11,077 but I'm down to play Nut Punch. 749 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,166 Who wants to go first? 750 00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:19,520 - Uh-huh, look at that. 751 00:41:19,564 --> 00:41:21,174 I found that second typo you were talking about, 752 00:41:21,217 --> 00:41:22,480 and you are right. 753 00:41:22,523 --> 00:41:25,221 This is the least intimidating contract ever. 754 00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:28,398 - Whoo-whoo! 755 00:41:28,442 --> 00:41:30,270 Finally! 756 00:41:30,313 --> 00:41:32,838 I am so happy for you guys. 757 00:41:32,881 --> 00:41:35,971 The world better expect big things. 758 00:41:36,015 --> 00:41:38,060 - Wait a minute. I just realized something. 759 00:41:38,104 --> 00:41:39,409 - Oh, no, what? 760 00:41:39,453 --> 00:41:42,543 - Today I got into bed with both of my friends. 761 00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:45,024 - I don't like the sound of that. 762 00:41:45,067 --> 00:41:47,417 - I feel dirty now. - What? It's a metaphor. 763 00:41:47,461 --> 00:41:48,680 - It makes me want to scratch you 764 00:41:48,723 --> 00:41:50,769 with these fake nails that Mo glued on me. 765 00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:53,119 - Mm-mm, don't do that. Those things are a work of art. 766 00:41:53,162 --> 00:41:54,294 And we haven't even done your photo shoot yet. 767 00:41:54,337 --> 00:41:55,513 So come on. - My what? 768 00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:56,992 - Photo shoot. - Oh. 769 00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:57,993 - I didn't agree to that. - Yes, you did. 770 00:41:58,037 --> 00:41:59,560 Smile. - Fashion spread. 771 00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:02,084 - Oh, it's a selfie. Smile. Let's do it up here. 772 00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:03,956 - Is it bad that I think I like this version of you better? 773 00:42:03,999 --> 00:42:05,218 - Yeah, definitely. 774 00:42:05,261 --> 00:42:08,177 - Posh Spice, Baby Spice. - Hey, I want... 775 00:42:08,221 --> 00:42:09,657 - Victoria Beckham.