1 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:12,795 - Are you crying? 2 00:00:12,838 --> 00:00:14,623 - What, I'm not allowed to get a little emotional 3 00:00:14,666 --> 00:00:16,494 at a superhero movie? 4 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:19,149 Lives were lost, Zoey. Ethical questions were raised. 5 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:21,412 - And yet, not a single character 6 00:00:21,456 --> 00:00:23,153 flapped their arms when they flew. 7 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:27,766 - Oh, good, Max, you're here, too. Scooch. 8 00:00:27,810 --> 00:00:30,508 And we're gonna turn this off. 9 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:32,075 - No, no, no! There's an amazing scene after the credits. 10 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:33,685 We're gonna miss it now. - If you want to see 11 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:36,036 grown-ass men run around in unitards, go to the Castro. 12 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:38,429 Anyways, I need your help with Eddie. 13 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:41,302 I slid into his DMs. That boy is so cryptic. 14 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:42,912 I asked him if he wanted to go get drinks, 15 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:44,479 and he wrote back "K." 16 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:47,351 He only responds in one letter. "K"? 17 00:00:47,395 --> 00:00:50,093 Who does that? - Oh, my God. 18 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:51,355 You're dating Hercules? 19 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:52,878 - I introduced them. 20 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:54,489 I'm actually a pretty exceptional wingman. 21 00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:56,273 - Boy, you made one introduction. 22 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:57,709 You did not officiate the wedding. 23 00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,320 - Well, I'd be exceptional at that, too, 24 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:01,496 and it would be my greatest honor. 25 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:04,368 Zoey, thank you for reinstating Movie Night. 26 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:06,022 I really miss getting our hang time in. 27 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,589 - Me, too. 28 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,767 - You were so helpful 29 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:12,898 with my dad the other night. 30 00:01:12,942 --> 00:01:14,335 It made me realize that 31 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:16,337 I need more Max in my life. 32 00:01:16,380 --> 00:01:19,383 - And it reminded me that you need better popcorn, 33 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:22,212 because that skinny stuff tastes like buttered sadness. 34 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,259 Night. - Night. 35 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:29,524 What is that look? 36 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:31,047 - You know damn well what this look is. 37 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,353 Reinstating Movie Night, 38 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:34,137 touching that boy on the shoulder. 39 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:35,356 You gonna give him the wrong impression, 40 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:37,227 and we both know Max burns 41 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:39,751 white hot white boy love for you. 42 00:01:41,275 --> 00:01:44,582 - I thought about that, and then I realized 43 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:48,238 things only got weird when I heard him sing to me. 44 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:49,761 So, if I never got this power, 45 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:52,242 I'd still be having Movie Night every week with Max. 46 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,201 Just because that's what's going on in his head 47 00:01:54,244 --> 00:01:55,593 doesn't mean he's gonna act on it. 48 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,813 Just, let's talk about you, okay? 49 00:01:57,856 --> 00:01:59,162 - Hmm. 50 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,774 - You just responded "K" back to him? 51 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:05,342 - Hell, yeah. You wanna play games, Eddie? 52 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:07,475 Let's play games. 53 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,523 - Okay. All right. 54 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,134 You got it? - Yeah. 55 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:15,961 - Okay. 56 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:18,616 - Hold on a sec. I wanna make sure he has extra support. 57 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,836 - Oh, so like, the opposite of what you did for me and Emily. 58 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:23,099 - Maybe if you would've told Emily how you were feeling, 59 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,536 about the baby coming, instead of acting like a baby, 60 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:27,277 she wouldn't have asked for my opinion in the first place. 61 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:29,975 - The opinion I told you very clearly not to give? 62 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:31,063 That opinion? - Um... 63 00:02:31,107 --> 00:02:33,153 Could I speak to you both privately? 64 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,462 - What is it? I gotta get to work. 65 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:40,464 - And I gotta get to any room that he's not in. 66 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:29,339 - Um, Mom? 67 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:31,036 Can we help you with something? 68 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,213 - As a matter of fact, you can. 69 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:35,345 I need you to get over 70 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:36,912 this childish thing that you're both doing 71 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:39,393 and stop fighting in front of your father. 72 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:41,264 I mean, things are hard enough already, 73 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:44,180 especially now that I have decided 74 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,051 to hire a full-time caregiver. 75 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:49,185 And I know that's the right and logical medical decision 76 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,709 but it's just...hard to accept 77 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:54,669 that I can't do this all on my own anymore. 78 00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:58,281 - Mom, please do not feel guilty. 79 00:03:58,325 --> 00:04:00,283 He can't walk anymore. 80 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:03,025 - Yeah, and you can't carry him. - I know. 81 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:04,722 I'm still wrapping my head around all of it. 82 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,724 - Don't worry. We will find the best caregiver 83 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:08,552 in the whole city and I'll help you. 84 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,728 - That would be great. I've already set up 85 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:11,990 some interviews for this afternoon, 86 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:13,340 so you can join me. 87 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,429 - Okay. - Okay. 88 00:04:15,472 --> 00:04:17,431 What am I gonna do about the two of you? 89 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:20,695 I'll try to let it go. 90 00:04:20,738 --> 00:04:24,351 I mean, I guess you did kinda help me and Emily 91 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:27,267 talk about some things and work through them. 92 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,659 - I'm sorry, I can't quite hear you. 93 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:33,447 Are you saying that I actually helped you? 94 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,318 - I'm saying that we share the same mother, 95 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:37,799 and I like to see her happy. 96 00:04:37,842 --> 00:04:39,757 - I like it when you're happy, too. 97 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,589 - Morning. - Morning. 98 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:46,938 - We still on for lunch? 99 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:48,288 - Yeah, but let's try something different today. 100 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:49,506 How about a food court? 101 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:50,899 - I didn't peg you for a food court guy. 102 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:52,857 - Yeah, well, I love me some options. 103 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:06,218 Dude, killer party. 104 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:08,308 And that massive charcuterie board? 105 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:10,571 Pretty epic. - Thanks. 106 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,791 How about that smoked gouda? 107 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:14,923 - Hmm. 108 00:05:16,228 --> 00:05:19,319 - How about those smoked roses? 109 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:26,717 - Zoey, you got a minute? 110 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:31,896 - I'm sorry about the roses comment. 111 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:36,161 And the actual roses. Both things, really. 112 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:37,641 I was thinking about texting you this weekend, 113 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:39,600 and then I realized that's kind of what got us 114 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:41,036 into this mess in the first place. 115 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:42,298 - Well, however it started, 116 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:43,647 I realized that I have been leaning on you 117 00:05:43,691 --> 00:05:45,301 way too much about my dad stuff, 118 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,694 which is why I think 119 00:05:46,737 --> 00:05:48,304 we just gotta go back to being co-workers. 120 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,612 Think it'll help keep things aboveboard and professional. 121 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:52,874 - I totally agree. 122 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,397 - All right. - We are gonna be 123 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:56,573 ultra-professional from now on. 124 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:00,664 And with that, I bid you good day. 125 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:06,757 - I never look at her in the eyes, anyway, 126 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:08,629 but I feel like I should maybe today. 127 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:09,934 - I'm gonna try it. 128 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:11,196 - What's the crisis? Did I cause it? 129 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,589 - This is literally gonna blow your mind, 130 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:14,548 but Joan and Charlie are getting a divorce. 131 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:17,159 It's all over the tech news. Can you believe it? 132 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:20,162 Apparently you can and perhaps already knew? 133 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:23,208 - I think I'm gonna be sick. Joan and Charlie 134 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:25,559 were the closest thing we have to American royalty. 135 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,561 I was this close to getting commemorative plates. 136 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:29,214 - What do you guys think she did to drive him away? 137 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:31,695 - Did you ever think that maybe it was Charlie's fault? 138 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:33,262 - Charlie's only fault was making a video game 139 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:34,524 I sat and played for so many hours 140 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:35,917 I had to get my baby toe amputated. 141 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,398 - You did? - Two-thirds. 142 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:41,488 - Hi. Everyone having a fun gossip sesh 143 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,490 about the boss's marriage? I want in. 144 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:45,056 - Guys, don't fall for it. She's the boss. 145 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:48,016 - Relax, I know the news of my divorce broke today 146 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:51,062 because I had my publicist plant it along with 147 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:53,630 a photo of me in hot riding pants 148 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:56,546 and Charlie in Tevas at a Phish concert. 149 00:06:56,590 --> 00:06:58,983 So Leif and I have come up with 150 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:01,203 a fantastic idea that's gonna blow your minds. Let's go. 151 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,467 You may recall Simon's engagement party, 152 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:06,730 where Zoey tried to burn the place down. 153 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,471 Well, while that was going on, 154 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:11,387 Leif and I came up with an idea 155 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,129 that we think is going to be pretty revolutionary. 156 00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:16,479 It's called The Chirp. 157 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,829 - The Chirp! - Don't do that. 158 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:21,789 So, The Chirp is a Bluetooth earpiece with a high-res camera. 159 00:07:21,832 --> 00:07:25,096 It uses AI and facial recognition technology 160 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:27,969 to gather information on everything the user sees. 161 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:30,319 - It'll search public and personal databases, 162 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:32,756 filter the results, and then chirp in your ear 163 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,758 the exact thing you need to know in real time. 164 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:35,933 - No more forgetting the name 165 00:07:35,977 --> 00:07:38,762 of your coworker's forgettable husband. 166 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,285 - Or wondering what brand of kale chips 167 00:07:40,329 --> 00:07:41,548 the man next to you is eating 168 00:07:41,591 --> 00:07:43,332 when you're both out birdwatching together. 169 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:46,553 - 'Kay. We'll work on the examples. 170 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:49,294 - That sounds great. 171 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:51,427 How would you like the team to take it from here? 172 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,343 - Well, I think Leif and I are just fine on our own for now, 173 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:57,128 but we'll let you know what we need in the future 174 00:07:57,172 --> 00:08:00,001 and until then, stop gawking and start coding. 175 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:01,655 Get to work. 176 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:02,960 - Um, Joan? 177 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:05,528 Could I, um, just talk to you for a second? 178 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,356 Um, I wanted to talk about The Chirp. 179 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:10,620 - Ah. - Since I am technically 180 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:15,625 Leif's...supervisor, you don't want me to... 181 00:08:15,669 --> 00:08:17,801 - No, just sit tight. 182 00:08:17,845 --> 00:08:19,411 We're working so closely on it, 183 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:21,109 I think we're just gonna cook it a little while longer. 184 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:22,632 We'll let you know if we need you, thanks. 185 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:27,507 - Okay. 186 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,770 - Leif. Bro? 187 00:08:29,813 --> 00:08:32,599 I am so proud of you right now. 188 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:34,165 But...why didn't you tell me? 189 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:36,516 - Sorry, it was all on a need-to-know basis. 190 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,822 - The time I got to second base with my third cousin 191 00:08:38,866 --> 00:08:40,911 was a need-to-know basis, but I told you about it. 192 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:43,653 - I've just been really busy with The Chirp, okay? 193 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:44,915 But hey, I'll make it up to you 194 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,351 when we celebrate the Spell-iversary, right? 195 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:47,744 - Now we're talking. 196 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:51,052 Everybody, as you all know, Spell-iversary is-- 197 00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,967 - The day you both celebrate winning 198 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:55,622 the National Spelling Bee at age 11. 199 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:57,580 - Yeah, you only tell us about it every year. 200 00:08:57,624 --> 00:09:00,017 - Well, excuse us, you ischiocerite. 201 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,845 - Ishy-occshu-what? - Sorry. 202 00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:03,194 You need a country of origin, bro? 203 00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:04,848 Or you want me to use it in a sentence? 204 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,197 Hey, Leif, I bet these troglodytes 205 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:09,026 wouldn't make it past round three, am I right? 206 00:09:12,290 --> 00:09:15,859 - Hey, uh, what's a good word for "hung out to dry"? 207 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:19,123 "Repudiated." 208 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:21,691 - Leif looked so smug today. - Yeah. 209 00:09:21,735 --> 00:09:23,301 - With his evil little grin 210 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:25,695 and his well-tailored pants. He's clearly doing all of this 211 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:26,914 to get back at me for the peer reviews 212 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,742 and I wasn't even the one who dinged him. 213 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,875 Max, are you okay? 214 00:09:31,919 --> 00:09:34,835 You look...pale...er than usual. 215 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:37,533 - No, I'm fine. I'm actually-- 216 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,622 I'm actually really, uh, happy. 217 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,276 You don't look happy. 218 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:42,843 You look ill. 219 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:45,410 - Everything's okay, it's just-- 220 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:07,345 - Oh, no, I did give you the wrong impression. 221 00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:23,535 - Wow, this is a big number. 222 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,494 You must really be feeling this one. 223 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,334 - We were having such a nice time. 224 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:41,510 Why'd you have to go and sing to me? 225 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,121 You said you wanted more Max in your life. 226 00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:51,302 - Wait, you can actually hear me? 227 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:54,001 - What does that mean? 228 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:04,794 - Oh, my God, this is actual life. 229 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,013 - I know, right? 230 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:08,015 And we only had like three rehearsals. 231 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:09,799 There's this whole online flash mob service. 232 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,192 This isn't even a real baby. 233 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,367 - It's not. 234 00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:14,717 I have fliers if you want. 235 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:18,155 - This is unexpected, and amazing, 236 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:21,637 but, um, I'm very confused and I have to go. 237 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,943 I'm sorry. 238 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,990 - That's not usually a very good sign. 239 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:30,994 - That was some real messed up-- 240 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,182 - You okay? You look shaken. 241 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:48,795 - What? Oh, yeah, uh... 242 00:11:48,838 --> 00:11:50,927 Today has been--nope. 243 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:54,583 Nope, nope. We are "keeping it professional." 244 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:56,193 This is not business-related. 245 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,369 - Yes, right. My bad. 246 00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:01,677 Carry on. - Thanks. 247 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,855 - Ooh. Zoey? 248 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:11,078 I know that you're upset about not being included 249 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,080 in The Chirp so far, but you will be. 250 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,385 It's just a matter of time. 251 00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,779 - That's great. I'm great. It's all great. 252 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:19,869 - I am also great. I mean, I will be. 253 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:22,002 Now that the news of the divorce is made public, 254 00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:25,005 I really need to pump the brakes on some of the bad behavior-- 255 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,484 excessive drinking, 256 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:30,793 buying a ranch in Montana to go with my riding pants. 257 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,099 Oops. 258 00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:36,451 But I feel great and I'm gonna be totally fine. 259 00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:38,583 - Really? - Mm-hmm! 260 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,716 - Well... 261 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,674 onwards and upwards, then. - Right? 262 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:45,721 Who knows? Maybe I'll even try getting out there, you know. 263 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,985 Charlie and I only had sex 3 1/2 times last year. 264 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,204 How pathetic is that? 265 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:53,816 - I'm sorry, I'm stuck on the half. 266 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,471 - When Richard Branson calls "Time for dinner," 267 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:57,820 and you're staying at his private island, 268 00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:00,780 you stop what you're doing and you go to dinner. 269 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:03,565 Ooh, Richard Branson. Wonder if he's single. 270 00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:04,609 Can you google that for me? 271 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,437 - Of course. - Thank you. 272 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:11,747 - These are the best candidates that can start work immediately. 273 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,750 All we need to find is someone competent 274 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,275 and responsible and trustworthy 275 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,800 and experienced. 276 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,714 - So basically we're looking for an angel sent from heaven. 277 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:26,762 - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Sure. 278 00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,634 What would you say is your approach to in-home caregiving? 279 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,768 - Well, I provide a whole-body approach. 280 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,422 - To caregiving? 281 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,554 - Oh, yeah. 282 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:41,516 - Sorry, it's hard to concentrate 283 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,300 with all the dark energies in this house. 284 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,868 Was someone murdered? Recently? 285 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,130 No, two people. 286 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,089 Sisters. 287 00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,134 - My approach? 288 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,701 I don't know, that's a thinker. 289 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:55,573 Ah, I don't know, I guess I'd say "needs-based." 290 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,749 Like, if he needs to eat, let him eat. 291 00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:00,883 If he needs to sleep, let him sleep. 292 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:05,453 - Okay, uh, what would you think about incorporating 293 00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:09,849 some type of exercise routine into his life? 294 00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:13,940 - What is he training for, the New York marathon? 295 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:16,594 - I hate to break it to you, pal. 296 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,553 I think you're gonna lose. 297 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,947 What you should be doing is online poker. 298 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:23,906 It's all about sitting at a table for hours. 299 00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,473 Guy with nowhere to go? 300 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:26,561 He could make a killing. 301 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,914 - I see you're a registered nurse? 302 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,481 - Yes, for 29 years. 303 00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:37,528 - That's amazing. So, um... 304 00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:40,488 How are you gonna celebrate your 30th anniversary? 305 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,272 - Extending someone's life. 306 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,405 - How festive. 307 00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,623 - I've worked with several patients 308 00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:47,712 with degenerative diseases. 309 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,845 It's all about providing proper nutrition 310 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,587 and instituting a physiotherapy routine 311 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:53,980 to avoid muscle atrophy. 312 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,242 My goal is to keep your loved one 313 00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:58,419 as healthy as I can for as long as I can. 314 00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:04,468 - So Nancy, when can you start? 315 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:11,954 - Hi. - Hi. 316 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,651 - Are you seriously hiding from me? 317 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,392 - No. I work in here all the time. 318 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,394 Jamming on code, listening to tunes. 319 00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:22,922 - This is a podcast on the Golden State Killer. 320 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:27,100 - I listen to true crime to calm myself. Uh... 321 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,537 I'm sorry I just ran away. 322 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,756 That was an amazing gesture. 323 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,150 - So amazing that it instantly repelled you from me? 324 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:37,066 'Cause I really did put myself out there, Zo, 325 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,763 and I'd appreciate it if you could do 326 00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:42,028 or say something in return. - Look we both know 327 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,638 I am not good with feelings and emotions, 328 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,248 and this is just a lot for me to handle right-- 329 00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,815 - Okay, well, you can't just leave me hanging. 330 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:49,252 I really don't get you lately. 331 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,907 I mean, you've been acting weird for months now. 332 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,214 One minute you're here, the next minute you drift off 333 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:57,043 into this--this Zoeyland, and I just can't figure out 334 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:58,870 what the hell's going on in your head anymore. 335 00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:01,177 Is this all 'cause of your dad? - No. 336 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,005 It's not just my dad. - Okay, then what is it? 337 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,876 Just tell me. I can handle it. - It's not that I don't want 338 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,008 to have that conversation. 339 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:09,664 It's that I can't, really. - Zoey, 340 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:12,362 I just told you I loved you. 341 00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,321 I literally just sang my heart out in front of a mall-- 342 00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:16,671 - I have a superpower! Okay? 343 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,239 - Okay, forget it. You know, you could have just 344 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:20,544 told me you weren't interested. 345 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:21,981 That probably would've hurt-- - I'm serious. 346 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,808 I hear people's inner thoughts. 347 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:26,724 They sing them to me, constantly. 348 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,118 That's why I'm off in Zoeyland. 349 00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,380 I'm not who you think I am. 350 00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:32,992 I am a mutant. 351 00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,298 I am the X-Men 352 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,735 meets "The Voice." 353 00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,521 Now do you understand? 354 00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,002 - I'm sorry, what?! 355 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,398 - Okay, let me get this straight. 356 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,139 I do this whole big flash mob 357 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,706 where I confess how I really feel to you 358 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,577 and you respond with stories of earthquakes, 359 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:54,970 magical x-ray machines, 360 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,798 and endless musical numbers in your head? 361 00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,843 - Yes, it was actually a magic MRI machine. 362 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,671 - Somehow that doesn't make me feel any better. 363 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,717 - Imagine how I feel. - Should I imagine it? 364 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:06,068 Or should I just belt it out? - This isn't a joke. 365 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,940 You have no idea how this has taken over my life. 366 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,116 If this is really happening, 367 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,205 then what am I singing right now? Huh? 368 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,207 - You're not singing anything. 369 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,991 - What about Sam, what's he singing? 370 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,168 - It doesn't work that way. 371 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:20,691 I can't just make it happen. 372 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,563 - Well, isn't that convenient? 373 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,352 - It's important to take his vitals throughout the day 374 00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,267 to establish a baseline. 375 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:34,270 Nancy, I cannot tell you 376 00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,316 how wonderful it is to have you here. 377 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:39,623 When Mitch fell, I just felt so helpless, 378 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:40,798 but now that you're here I-- 379 00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:42,539 - Here's a list of medical equipment 380 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,888 I suggest you purchase. 381 00:17:43,932 --> 00:17:46,674 - Oh, okay, yeah, you're all about the work. 382 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:49,590 I--I totally get that. Um... 383 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,592 Do we really need all these devices? 384 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,550 Because Mitch is very concerned 385 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,292 that this not feel like a sick house. 386 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:57,859 - But he is sick, 387 00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,427 and the patient's health is my priority. 388 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,300 - Could you call him Mitch? 389 00:18:04,344 --> 00:18:06,781 - Oh, you--yes. 390 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:10,001 Will you be purchasing those items for Mitch? 391 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,441 Um...what do you think, honey? 392 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,838 Okay. 393 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,710 Okay, huh. 394 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,365 All right, well, I will get right on it. 395 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:36,332 - Thank you. 396 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:37,812 Perfect. Bye bye. 397 00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:40,945 Dude. I just scored the best table 398 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:45,254 and bottle service at Club Chaos tonight for Spell-iversary. 399 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:46,951 - That sounds empyreal. 400 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,563 That means "sublime" for you guys in the cheap seats. 401 00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,042 - It's gonna be lit. I've got an in 402 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:53,306 with these hot Berkeley girls who said they'd stop by. 403 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,960 Rumor has it--they like sex. 404 00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,005 - Leif, we're back in. 405 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,665 You guys are all invited, obviously. 406 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,319 - Think I'm gonna take a raincheck. 407 00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:07,450 - And I think I'm gonna pretend 408 00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,060 you were actually part of that invite. 409 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:55,672 - Wait a second! Max! 410 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,680 Tobin is singing his feelings out loud to Leif. 411 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,682 - That's impossible. Tobin doesn't have feelings. 412 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:10,034 - I didn't think so either, but apparently he does. 413 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:13,690 It's something about Leif and their relationship 414 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,519 and he's really sad about it and he's singing 415 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:20,610 all of his emotions at Leif this very second. 416 00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:29,402 Dude doesn't have a care in the world. 417 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:39,020 - I strongly disagree with you. 418 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:54,905 - Max, believe me, Tobin...is heartbroken. 419 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:57,256 - Okay, let's just end this insanity once and for all. 420 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,432 Hey, Tobin. You good? 421 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,521 - Your mama thought so last night. 422 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:04,263 - Thanks, buddy, that'll be all. I'm sorry, Zoey, 423 00:21:04,306 --> 00:21:05,742 but you can't convince me. - You know, you're right. 424 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,441 I may not be able to convince you, but-- 425 00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,094 - Hell yeah, Zoey's got powers. 426 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,836 - Did she put you up to this? Are you two pranking me? 427 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,098 - Ain't nobody got time to prank you, boy. 428 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:16,275 This is very, very real, Sir Max-a-lot. 429 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:19,103 - Mo's actually been helping me figure out how it works. 430 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:20,757 He's been keeping tabs on the rules. 431 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:23,543 - The rules? And just how many are there? 432 00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:24,544 - Well, let's see. 433 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,197 Zoey can hear heart songs. 434 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:27,634 Her term, not mine. 435 00:21:27,677 --> 00:21:29,940 The heart songs always reveal people's inner truth. 436 00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,594 Zoey has a responsibility to help people 437 00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:32,900 when she hears their songs. 438 00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,336 Otherwise, she'll be haunted by those songs, 439 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,685 which we've learned is no bueno. 440 00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:38,253 Sometimes time freezes when she hears a song. 441 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,734 Other times, they go-- - Wait, wait, wait. 442 00:21:40,777 --> 00:21:42,866 So now Zoey can manipulate the laws of physics, too? 443 00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:45,129 This is really incredible. 444 00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:45,913 - Ain't it, though? 445 00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:48,176 - He's being sarcastic. 446 00:21:48,219 --> 00:21:49,743 Look, Max, I know this is hard for you to believe, 447 00:21:49,786 --> 00:21:51,222 but it's all true. 448 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,312 - Look, I--I would really love to believe it. 449 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:56,880 It's just that I need more concrete evidence and proof. 450 00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:58,621 - Okay. 451 00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:00,275 There might be one way to do that. 452 00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:03,452 But you're not gonna like it. 453 00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:04,888 - What is it? 454 00:22:04,932 --> 00:22:08,196 - We're gonna have go to clubbing tonight with Tobin. 455 00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:12,679 - You think Tobin will like these? 456 00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:14,333 - Shots of Goldschlager? Yeah. 457 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:17,248 It's the official drink of douchebros trying to be classy. 458 00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,381 - Thanks for getting us in, Mo. 459 00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,470 - No problem. Eddie's coming too. 460 00:22:21,514 --> 00:22:22,558 At least that's what I understood 461 00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:23,907 when I texted him "Wanna come?" 462 00:22:23,951 --> 00:22:25,953 And then he wrote back the letter "Y," 463 00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:27,346 which I'm gonna assume is "yes" 464 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,696 and not "Y are you texting me? I'm not into you." 465 00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:31,524 - Oh, there's Tobin. 466 00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,398 You sure that guy's hiding some deep emotional pain? 467 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:38,574 - Isn't it obvious? 468 00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:40,620 - Don't make me spell that, bro. 469 00:22:40,663 --> 00:22:43,318 All right. Spell-iversary! 470 00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:48,062 - Party people in the hizzy! - You showed up. 471 00:22:48,105 --> 00:22:49,890 - Couldn't miss such a big night. 472 00:22:49,933 --> 00:22:52,632 Happy Spell-iversary, playah. 473 00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:54,590 - All right, I'll let you guys stay, 474 00:22:54,634 --> 00:22:56,200 only because that is my favorite drink. 475 00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,421 - Oh, this is my friend Mo. - What's up, Mo? 476 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,249 - Happy to spell-ebrate with you. 477 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:02,598 - Mad respect for your pun game. 478 00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:05,079 - So where's Leif? 479 00:23:05,122 --> 00:23:06,776 - Oh, he's, uh, running late, I guess. 480 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,517 - Running late to Spell-iversary? 481 00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,127 - He'll be here. 482 00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:11,390 - That's odd. 483 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:12,913 Isn't that odd, Max? - Uh-- 484 00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:14,131 - Is everything all right with you two? 485 00:23:14,175 --> 00:23:15,829 - What? What are you talking about? 486 00:23:15,872 --> 00:23:18,048 - I don't know, I just-- I--I--I'm sensing 487 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:20,877 a little bit less man love than usual lately. 488 00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:23,532 - Nah, we're good, Zoey. - I don't think you are good. 489 00:23:23,576 --> 00:23:25,795 I think something's going on between you guys 490 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:29,669 and you don't... wanna speak about it. 491 00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:31,366 But here's the thing-- 492 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,194 I know it's bothering you. 493 00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:35,501 - Please. 494 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,766 - Everything okay, Tobes? 495 00:23:39,809 --> 00:23:42,943 - Yep. Just gotta go drain the dragon. 496 00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:48,339 - Well, that really convinced me. 497 00:23:48,383 --> 00:23:50,603 - To Spell-iversary! 498 00:23:50,646 --> 00:23:52,779 All: Spell-iversary! 499 00:23:56,652 --> 00:23:58,480 - To Spell-iversary? 500 00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,656 - To Spell-iversary. 501 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:02,789 - I'm not doing this. Look, 502 00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:04,965 Tobin's been gone for four whole house songs now, 503 00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:08,142 or maybe one house song that's lasted as long as four. 504 00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:09,752 I honestly can't tell with all this pounding 505 00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:11,275 in my head right now. 506 00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,190 - Maybe I was too hard on him. 507 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:15,062 I'm usually more subtle but I was really trying 508 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:17,891 to prove to you my abilities. Can you go check on him? 509 00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:19,501 - What? No, I'm not checking on him. 510 00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:21,372 Men don't check on men in bathrooms. It's not a thing. 511 00:24:21,416 --> 00:24:24,506 - I just saw Tobin leave, but guess who's here? 512 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,552 - Hey. - Hey. 513 00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:28,858 - Wanna dance? 514 00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:31,034 - Is that all you have to say to me and my friends? 515 00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:34,429 I really don't understand why we're not already dancing. 516 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,257 Come on. 517 00:24:38,085 --> 00:24:39,739 - Okay, that's it, I only came to see 518 00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:41,001 if Tobin was an emotional mess, 519 00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:42,742 but now that he's gone, so am I. 520 00:24:48,661 --> 00:24:52,621 - Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 521 00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:01,587 - No, it's Mo and Eddie. 522 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,896 - Quedaté con migo. 523 00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:28,978 - Okay, remember how Mo didn't know where he stood with him? 524 00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:30,501 Here's the thing-- I just heard them sing, 525 00:26:30,545 --> 00:26:33,200 and I bet you anything they are about to start kissing. 526 00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:35,202 In three, 527 00:26:35,245 --> 00:26:38,031 two, one... 528 00:26:38,945 --> 00:26:41,034 - It doesn't prove anything. 529 00:26:41,077 --> 00:26:43,210 Two people were dancing and then they started making out. 530 00:26:43,253 --> 00:26:45,647 That's a normal sequence of events. 531 00:26:45,691 --> 00:26:47,214 Look, if you're gonna keep sticking 532 00:26:47,257 --> 00:26:49,695 to this insane superpower thing, 533 00:26:49,738 --> 00:26:52,828 then...I think we gotta stop hanging out. 534 00:26:57,050 --> 00:26:58,878 - Max, don't go. I can prove it. 535 00:26:58,921 --> 00:27:00,662 - No, you can't! There's no way to prove 536 00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:02,142 you can see inside people's hearts. 537 00:27:02,185 --> 00:27:03,883 - Even though I saw inside yours? 538 00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:06,363 - What are you talking about? 539 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:10,541 - After I got the power... 540 00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:12,674 you sang to me. 541 00:27:12,718 --> 00:27:14,720 Love songs. 542 00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:16,243 Lots of love songs. 543 00:27:17,548 --> 00:27:18,419 - I did? 544 00:27:18,462 --> 00:27:20,334 - Yeah. 545 00:27:20,377 --> 00:27:23,903 - And you didn't do anything about it? 546 00:27:23,946 --> 00:27:25,469 - I did something. 547 00:27:25,513 --> 00:27:27,341 - What did you do? 548 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,389 You...set me up with Autumn. 549 00:27:32,433 --> 00:27:34,130 - Yes. 550 00:27:34,174 --> 00:27:36,437 - To get me away from you? 551 00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:38,657 - Yes, I did. 552 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:41,311 - Wow. 553 00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:43,226 Well, now I know you're telling the truth, 554 00:27:43,270 --> 00:27:44,445 because no one would ever lie 555 00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:45,838 about doing something that heartless. 556 00:27:45,881 --> 00:27:47,230 - Max... - How can you claim to care 557 00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:49,668 about me, to be my friend, when you knew how I felt 558 00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:51,104 all this time and said nothing? 559 00:27:51,147 --> 00:27:54,455 I mean, wow, were we ever even friends at all? 560 00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:57,501 - Yes! We were friends. We are friends. 561 00:27:57,545 --> 00:28:00,200 - Well, not anymore. I really hope that you 562 00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:02,593 have a wonderful, musical life, 563 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,770 because I can't... 564 00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:21,221 - Morning, sunshine. 565 00:28:21,264 --> 00:28:22,831 - I thought I'd drop by 566 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:24,703 with some good news on my way to work. 567 00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:26,792 Guess who I heard sing last night? 568 00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:28,881 - Oh, my God, Eddie, at the club, last night. 569 00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:29,969 Tell me everything. 570 00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:31,579 - Well, it was a hot Spanish song. 571 00:28:31,622 --> 00:28:34,190 You and Eddie were both singing and dancing. 572 00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:36,627 Quite seductively, I might add. 573 00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:39,065 Most importantly, I can tell that he's really into you. 574 00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:42,459 You know, maybe he's just shy and communicates more with his-- 575 00:28:42,503 --> 00:28:44,897 - Body? Yeah, we figured that out last night. 576 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:45,854 - Hey, Zoey. 577 00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:49,597 - Hi. - Wanna get breakfast? 578 00:28:51,294 --> 00:28:52,774 - K. 579 00:28:56,604 --> 00:28:58,084 Tell me about Max. 580 00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:00,086 - Oh. 581 00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:02,915 Uh...he hates me. 582 00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:05,700 Doesn't believe me. Thinks I'm horrible person. 583 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,484 Doesn't want to be friends with me. 584 00:29:07,528 --> 00:29:09,443 I tossed and turned about it in bed all night. 585 00:29:09,486 --> 00:29:11,053 - Hmm. That explains the puffiness. 586 00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:13,708 - Maybe I'm not supposed to have any friends but you, Mo. 587 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,058 Every time I hear someone's thoughts it ruins everything. 588 00:29:16,102 --> 00:29:19,801 This is exactly why Superman needed his Fortress of Solitude. 589 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:20,933 - Mm-mm. Don't blame it on your power. 590 00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:22,238 This one's all on you. 591 00:29:22,282 --> 00:29:23,892 - What's that supposed to mean? 592 00:29:23,936 --> 00:29:25,894 Old Zoey steamrolled through life 593 00:29:25,938 --> 00:29:27,243 living in a black and white world. 594 00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:28,462 - You're not wrong. 595 00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:29,680 - But New Zoey has been given a gift 596 00:29:29,724 --> 00:29:31,247 to know how people really feel, 597 00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:33,162 and it's helped you make connections 598 00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:34,860 and have hard conversations. 599 00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:36,905 Real friends owe that to each other. 600 00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:38,689 - Max and I had a hard conversation last night 601 00:29:38,733 --> 00:29:40,343 and we are definitely not better for it. 602 00:29:40,387 --> 00:29:41,692 - You know damn well that is not 603 00:29:41,736 --> 00:29:42,998 the hard conversation that I'm talking about. 604 00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:46,088 That boy organized an entire flash mob 605 00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:47,220 professing his love for you, 606 00:29:47,263 --> 00:29:50,049 and what did you do in return? 607 00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:51,441 You told him about your powers to avoid saying 608 00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:53,313 how you feel about him. 609 00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:54,705 He deserves an answer. 610 00:29:54,749 --> 00:29:58,318 - But what if I... don't know how I feel? 611 00:29:58,361 --> 00:29:59,798 - Then start with that. 612 00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:02,409 And if he's a good friend he'll understand. 613 00:30:02,452 --> 00:30:04,628 - Mo, I'm hungry. 614 00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:08,807 - Now if you'rea good friend... 615 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:10,591 you'll leave and take that tea with you, 616 00:30:10,634 --> 00:30:13,028 because you know that that boy needs some breakfast. 617 00:30:15,901 --> 00:30:17,032 Faster. 618 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:28,304 - Nancy. 619 00:30:28,348 --> 00:30:29,653 What is this? 620 00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:33,179 - It's a hospital bed, Maggie. 621 00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:36,182 I mean... 622 00:30:36,225 --> 00:30:39,663 Why didn't you ask me before you got that? 623 00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:42,014 - I thought we agreed to make 624 00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:44,364 some necessary changes in the house. 625 00:30:44,407 --> 00:30:46,279 - I know, but a change like that, 626 00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:50,152 it's--it's so...drastic. It's... 627 00:30:50,196 --> 00:30:52,807 It's so clinical. - I know. 628 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,591 I understand, it is clinical. 629 00:30:54,635 --> 00:30:57,464 But as a health care professional, 630 00:30:57,507 --> 00:30:59,161 I'm only doing what I think is best. 631 00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:03,078 And that reminds me--it's time for him to get some rest. 632 00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:12,479 - Oh, oh, no, wait, don't turn that off. 633 00:31:12,522 --> 00:31:15,830 Mitch is a huge March Madness fan. 634 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,788 He's gonna want to see that. 635 00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:21,401 What? 636 00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:25,535 Oh, "not tired, thirsty." He... 637 00:31:25,579 --> 00:31:27,886 "Milkshake." He--he wants-- 638 00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:30,018 He loves chocolate milkshakes. 639 00:31:34,022 --> 00:31:36,024 - So you want his blood sugar to spike 640 00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:37,678 instead of preserving his energy? 641 00:31:37,721 --> 00:31:41,116 Mrs. Clarke, is this about what your husband wants, 642 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,944 or what he needs? 643 00:31:48,994 --> 00:31:52,780 - I think I know what my husband needs. 644 00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:04,966 - The waitress dropped this off after you left. 645 00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:07,969 Ironically, they spelled it wrong. 646 00:32:09,449 --> 00:32:11,886 Sorry if I drove you away last night. 647 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:15,934 I've noticed some new dynamics going on around here and-- 648 00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:18,110 - I didn't leave 'cause of you. 649 00:32:18,153 --> 00:32:20,547 - I didn't mean to question your relationship with Leif. 650 00:32:20,590 --> 00:32:22,418 You two are best friends and I'm just-- 651 00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:24,551 what do you two call me? 652 00:32:24,594 --> 00:32:28,816 Agent Orange? Code Red? Lucille Balls? 653 00:32:28,859 --> 00:32:30,600 - That was a good one. 654 00:32:30,644 --> 00:32:32,776 - I know something's wrong between you two, 655 00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,169 and if you want to talk about it-- 656 00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:37,520 - What kind of best friend bails on Spell-iversary? 657 00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:39,087 That night's supposed to be sui generis! 658 00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:40,523 That means "of a class of its own." 659 00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:42,134 Obviously it's not as important to Leif 660 00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:43,613 as another late night at the office 661 00:32:43,657 --> 00:32:47,008 trying to boost his career. Still, priorities, bro. 662 00:32:49,271 --> 00:32:50,838 - Have you talked to him about any of this? 663 00:32:50,881 --> 00:32:52,448 - Oh, you mean like when we're getting our mani-pedis 664 00:32:52,492 --> 00:32:54,798 and drinking frozé? - Look, I know 665 00:32:54,842 --> 00:32:57,410 it sounds scary, but real friends have hard conversations. 666 00:32:57,453 --> 00:33:00,326 They...owe it to each other. 667 00:33:00,369 --> 00:33:02,197 - Leif doesn't have time for a conversation. 668 00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:04,547 He's too busy crushing it with Joan. 669 00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:06,201 - Well, I'm your boss, 670 00:33:06,245 --> 00:33:08,290 and I'm telling you The Chirp can wait. 671 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,650 - Hey, uh, we missed you last night. 672 00:33:20,694 --> 00:33:22,217 - Sorry about that. 673 00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:25,133 Both: They spelled it wrong. 674 00:33:32,227 --> 00:33:34,708 - Uh, I'mma get deep for a hot second, 675 00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:37,276 so just bear with me. Um... 676 00:33:37,319 --> 00:33:38,755 When we met at the bee, 677 00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,540 I was just a shy kid from India 678 00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:42,368 who was the butt of all the jokes on the playground, 679 00:33:42,411 --> 00:33:45,675 but you made me feel like one of the cool kids. 680 00:33:45,719 --> 00:33:46,807 - Cool is a relative term. 681 00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:48,591 I shared a thermos of soup with you. 682 00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:50,767 - Yeah, dude, but that was everything. 683 00:33:50,811 --> 00:33:53,031 Everyone else looked through me when I got there. 684 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:54,249 I was just another immigrant 685 00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:56,164 whose parents had made him learn every word 686 00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:57,818 in the English language because they desperately 687 00:33:57,861 --> 00:34:00,212 wanted him to fit in. 688 00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:01,517 I guess that's why Spell-iversary 689 00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:02,997 has meant so much to me. 690 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,913 - I get that. And I'm sorry, I just--I had to work, 691 00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:07,567 and I lost track of time. 692 00:34:07,610 --> 00:34:10,048 - Yeah, but stuff like this has been going on for a while now. 693 00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:11,614 You wanna tell me what's up? 694 00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:14,530 - I, um... 695 00:34:14,574 --> 00:34:17,403 I guess I have been pulling back. 696 00:34:17,446 --> 00:34:20,145 I'm just trying to make some serious moves around here. 697 00:34:20,188 --> 00:34:24,105 And all you want to do is play around 698 00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:26,325 and brag about how many of Zoey's pens 699 00:34:26,368 --> 00:34:27,630 you've hidden in the nest. 700 00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:30,242 - There's at least 34 of them in there. 701 00:34:30,285 --> 00:34:32,635 - You're starting to seem like a liability, man. 702 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:34,420 How are we supposed to run this place 703 00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:36,509 if people don't start to take you more seriously? 704 00:34:36,552 --> 00:34:38,250 - You want us to run this place? 705 00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:41,035 - Yeah, dude. What's the point of rising 706 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,254 if we can't do it together? 707 00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:48,303 How about we focus less on partying and... 708 00:34:48,347 --> 00:34:49,957 goofing around? 709 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:53,221 And a little more on that grind? Yeah? 710 00:34:55,136 --> 00:34:56,746 Come here. 711 00:35:17,071 --> 00:35:19,291 - Here to pour salt on my wounds? 712 00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:21,380 No. 713 00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:24,861 I'm here to do what I should've done months ago. 714 00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:37,178 because my answer is messy. And complicated. 715 00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:38,571 And selfish. 716 00:35:38,614 --> 00:35:44,229 But you deserve the truth, so, here it is. 717 00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:46,187 I haven't even allowed myself to consider 718 00:35:46,231 --> 00:35:47,667 going down a romantic road with you 719 00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:48,885 because it could mean I could lose your friendship. 720 00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:51,279 - Or make it even stronger. - Or maybe 721 00:35:51,323 --> 00:35:53,455 we could have an awful, terrible breakup, 722 00:35:53,499 --> 00:35:55,065 and then I'd lose you forever. 723 00:35:55,109 --> 00:35:56,937 - So you're afraid to even try? 724 00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:58,025 - Yeah. 725 00:35:58,068 --> 00:36:00,375 I'm already losing my dad, 726 00:36:00,419 --> 00:36:03,726 and I can't bear the thought of losing you, too. 727 00:36:03,770 --> 00:36:05,598 It's just-- it's not the right time, 728 00:36:05,641 --> 00:36:07,687 and I'm not strong enough for it. 729 00:36:07,730 --> 00:36:09,602 - So basically what you're saying is 730 00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:12,082 I'm too important to risk losing? 731 00:36:12,126 --> 00:36:14,389 - Does that not make sense? 732 00:36:14,433 --> 00:36:17,218 In a way it's very-- very flattering. 733 00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:18,785 - Yeah, yeah, no, it's-- it's really-- 734 00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:21,614 it's like a really awesome terrible rejection. 735 00:36:21,657 --> 00:36:23,181 - Rejection? 736 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:25,487 It is not a rejection. 737 00:36:25,531 --> 00:36:27,489 It's all coming from a place of love. 738 00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:32,451 Can you please just stay my best friend 739 00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:34,670 and not change this special thing that we have? 740 00:36:34,714 --> 00:36:37,760 - Hasn't it already changed, though? 741 00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:39,849 I mean, if you can hear my feelings, 742 00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:42,287 and I can't hear yours, that's not a fair friendship. 743 00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:45,115 - Okay, how about this? 744 00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:46,378 I'll be an open book from now on. 745 00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:48,206 You can ask me anything and I will be 746 00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:50,208 100% honest with you. 747 00:36:50,251 --> 00:36:51,861 - Okay, yeah, that sounds great, Zo, 748 00:36:51,905 --> 00:36:54,299 but I'm not sure it's gonna solve everything. 749 00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:57,432 - Maybe not, but it's a start. 750 00:37:00,087 --> 00:37:02,132 I have to catch up on all this work I missed 751 00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:03,917 while trying to fix Tobin, 752 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,877 but can we please meet up later? 753 00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:09,009 I need us to be good. 754 00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:11,403 - Yeah, I need us to be good, too, but 755 00:37:11,446 --> 00:37:14,232 you just threw a pretty big bombshell at me. 756 00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:18,932 So maybe we should press pause on things like Movie Night. 757 00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:33,468 - Boo-yah! 758 00:37:33,512 --> 00:37:36,341 Take that, "Pocket Pairs in Pennsylvania"! 759 00:37:38,473 --> 00:37:40,823 Sounds like you two are really hitting it off. 760 00:37:40,867 --> 00:37:43,478 - Yeah. We are taking all of the money that Mitch is winning 761 00:37:43,522 --> 00:37:45,524 and we are gonna buy you something real nice. 762 00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:47,482 - Hmm. - Oh, forget it. 763 00:37:47,526 --> 00:37:50,572 He said he wants to "blow it on the ponies." 764 00:37:50,616 --> 00:37:52,400 - That is not cool, bud. 765 00:37:52,444 --> 00:37:56,186 I'm just kidding. He said he's thirsty. 766 00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:57,971 One chocolate shake coming up. 767 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,366 - Thank you. 768 00:38:13,552 --> 00:38:16,206 - I have to admit, I was surprised to hear from you. 769 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:19,471 I don't always make the best first impression. 770 00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:21,864 - It's not really about what I need. 771 00:38:21,908 --> 00:38:25,303 It's about what my husband needs, and, um, 772 00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:28,306 right now he needs someone like you. 773 00:38:32,527 --> 00:38:34,616 What are you doing? 774 00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:37,445 - Oh, I sneak some spinach in, 775 00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:39,055 just for the vitamins and minerals. 776 00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:40,405 I hope you don't mind. 777 00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:43,321 - No, not at all. 778 00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:46,715 Just don't forget the whipped cream. 779 00:38:58,074 --> 00:38:59,685 - Hey. - Hey. 780 00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,523 - So you and Zoey, hanging out again. 781 00:39:11,566 --> 00:39:13,786 You weren't for a while there, I noticed. 782 00:39:15,048 --> 00:39:17,398 - Yeah, well, we're pretty tight. 783 00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:18,834 Didn't know you were keeping tabs. 784 00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:22,403 - Not keeping tabs, per se, just... 785 00:39:22,447 --> 00:39:25,188 You guys ever a thing? 786 00:39:25,232 --> 00:39:28,322 Just...Zoey's special. 787 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,758 She deserves to be with a good guy. 788 00:39:29,802 --> 00:39:32,892 - Yeah. Well, she will be. 789 00:39:32,935 --> 00:39:34,372 One day. 790 00:39:45,557 --> 00:39:47,123 - You know something? 791 00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:49,256 I think we might have something real. 792 00:39:49,299 --> 00:39:51,650 - Something real and impressive. 793 00:39:51,693 --> 00:39:53,478 This could be a game-changer. 794 00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:54,696 - I'm gonna loop Zoey in tomorrow. 795 00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:56,437 I think fresh eyes would help. 796 00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:59,875 - Um, you know, I just want to say, Joan, 797 00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:02,225 I have had a blast working on this project with you. 798 00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:03,966 - I could not agree more. 799 00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:06,665 - No, really, I mean it. 800 00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:11,931 You're intelligent, dynamic, creative...beautiful. 801 00:40:55,322 --> 00:40:56,323 Whoo! 802 00:41:22,131 --> 00:41:24,699 And I just think that there's something... 803 00:41:24,743 --> 00:41:27,528 special here. 804 00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:29,965 Something that could go all the way. 805 00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:33,621 - Well, then, that's something 806 00:41:33,665 --> 00:41:35,797 that definitely shouldn't happen. 807 00:41:35,841 --> 00:41:37,364 - And yet, it seems inevitable. 808 00:41:37,407 --> 00:41:38,887 - It's a terrible idea. 809 00:41:38,931 --> 00:41:40,149 - You're absolutely right. 810 00:41:40,193 --> 00:41:42,151 - I'm in a position of power over you. 811 00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:45,241 It's wrong. You look like you just started shaving, 812 00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:48,375 and it flies in the face of everything I believe 813 00:41:48,418 --> 00:41:50,333 about workplace professionalism. 814 00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:51,987 - I couldn't agree more. 815 00:41:53,815 --> 00:41:55,513 - Glad we're on the same page.