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Hey, I know you've got
a million things going on,
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but this is just a gentle reminder
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to email the invites to
Emily's baby shower.
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Something like,
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"Please come to Emily's baby party,
where there will be baby things"?
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- Something like that?
- It's tricky.
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Emily doesn't really like baby showers,
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so she doesn't want it to look or feel
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or sound like a baby shower,
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so, no... no storks on anything, 'kay?
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Got it. Ix-nay on the orks-stay.
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And no baby animals.
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And are you coming with us
to Dr. Hamara's today still?
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Of course. I gotta meet
this Howie you guys keep talking about.
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Wait a...
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- What the?
- It is not exactly what I expected,
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but I'm rolling with it.
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All right, you don't have
to look so surprised.
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It's just a simple sleight of hand, bud.
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You really missed out on
Movie Night last night.
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I am doing a whole deep dive
into the Jim Carrey oeuvre.
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I'm halfway through the
high-concept comedy phase,
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slowly working my way towards
serious-artist territory.
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Which movie are you on now?
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The eternal classic
that is "Liar, Liar."
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Oh. Well,
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maybe when you get past his blue period
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and he returns to his roots with
"Dumb and Dumber To,"
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I'll be ready for Movie Night.
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FYI, this isn't my fault
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just because I wrote the
entire calendar code.
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What's not your fault that
really sounds like your fault?
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The bug in the Sprq Watch.
It's causing every event
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that someone creates to
be posted on December 25.
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Christmas? That's weird.
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Have no fear.
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After talking to my boy Leif and doing
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some mad intense soul-searching,
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I am now new and improved Tobin 2.0,
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hardworking, committed, serious.
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Watch how fast I nail this.
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Speaking of nailing...
Nope, not gonna make the joke.
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Not gonna do it. Tobin, stay focused.
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- I have to tell you something.
- What?
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I can't believe these words
are coming out of my mouth.
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Uh-huh.
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I saw Joan and Leif kissing.
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What? Like, kissing kissing?
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Yes. And not only that,
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I heard him sing "I Put a Spell on You."
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Seemed real sketchy.
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Leif is definitely up to something.
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Are we talking like witchcraft
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or just shameless career advancement?
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Either way, hooking up with Leif
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is like kissing a Slytherin.
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Zoey, can we see you in
here for a minute, please?
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- "We"?
- "We"?
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So Danny Michael Davis
is coming to town today,
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and he wants to hear
our pitch for The Chirp.
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Today? Like, actual today?
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Surprised me, too,
but when the CEO of our company
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says he wants a meeting today,
we give him today.
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- Okay, but...
- This is our chance
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to show him what we can do.
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But can we do?
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- I mean, do we have enough to show him?
- We better.
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The Chirp is a wonderful product,
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and Joan deserves to be rewarded
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for all her hard work and dedication.
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Take it down, like 80%.
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So, uh, what do we have to
do to give Danny a timeline
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showing him that we can have
The Chirp ready in six months?
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Um, I could do more like nine.
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I'm hearing six.
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- I just think that...
- Six.
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- I could...
- I would like to hear six months.
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Six months, it is.
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Great. Thank you.
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Zoey! Tech bloggers are
starting to reach out to me
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for comments on the watch.
Any estimates on a fix?
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What? No, not yet.
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Um, Tobin's working on it.
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Great. I-I'm gonna make some calls.
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- Wait, can I ask you something?
- Mm-hmm.
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We are pitching Danny
Michael Davis today.
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- Ah.
- You know him, right?
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Kind of. He helped me get this job
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after we snuck out of the
same boring tech panel
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and ended up hiding in
the hotel bar together.
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Oh, so you do know him better than me.
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The man's never here,
and when he does show up,
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he's surrounded by a force field
of nervous execs at all times.
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Well, he's definitely intense,
and he operates
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at a whole different
frequency than the rest of us.
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Look, if you're feeling overwhelmed,
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try being still and taking
10 long, deep breaths.
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It's part of this new
meditation technique I'm doing.
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Hmm. You got a technique?
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I do now. Just trying
to keep things calm up here.
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- Know what I mean?
- I don't know what you mean.
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I've got a super-chill brain
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that never needs calming, so...
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- Lucky you.
- Yeah, well, it's cool
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that you're working on yourself, though.
Is it helping?
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I'm not sure yet.
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- _
- What's wrong?
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Bad timing.
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I've got all this work to do,
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and I have to go to my
father's doctor's appointment,
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which, according to my Sprq Point Watch,
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is now scheduled for Christmas Day.
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Ah. Everything okay
with your dad, though?
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Yeah, yeah, I think so.
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If he gets his back brace off,
he's gonna be really happy.
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All right.
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Well, tell him Merry Christmas.
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Thanks.
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The next thing I know,
people are screaming.
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I am going blind, and the guy
takes off with all my money.
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- Oh, God.
- So, bottom line is,
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never rub your eyes when
you're in the middle
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of a ghost-pepper-eating competition.
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I concur with that statement.
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Would you mind giving me a few
minutes alone with the family?
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No problem, Doc.
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Uh, but try and keep it short,
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'cause Mitch and I have a lot of plans.
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We've got go-carts. We've got UFC fight,
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maybe a pub crawl later.
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- Nice to meet you, Zoey.
- You, too, Howie.
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Why don't we all have a seat?
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So here's where we're at, my friend.
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Your medication is no longer stopping
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the progression of the disease,
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which we all knew was a possibility.
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I don't understand. Are you sure?
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In the last week, he...
He's been... he really...
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I've been investigating, uh, studies
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with these experimental drugs online,
so maybe we could...
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I wish there was
something more we could do,
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but I'm afraid we're entering
the final stages of the disease.
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No, that can't be right.
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I mean, it's not his time.
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We're clearly not there yet.
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That... that's true. I actually...
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I know this is hard to hear, but...
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Ma'am, are you okay?
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Are you okay?
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♪ I remember when, I remember ♪
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♪ I remember when I lost my mind ♪
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♪ There was something so
pleasant about that place ♪
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♪ Even your emotions had
an echo in so much space ♪
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♪ Mmh-mmh-mmh ♪
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♪ And when you're out
there without care ♪
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♪ Yeah, I was out of touch ♪
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♪ But it wasn't because
I didn't know enough ♪
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♪ I just knew too much ♪
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♪ Does that make me crazy? ♪
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♪ Does that make me crazy? ♪
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♪ Does that make me crazy? ♪
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♪ Possibly ♪
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♪ Come on now, who do you ♪
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♪ Who do you, who do you ♪
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♪ Who do you think you are? ♪
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♪ Ha ha ha, bless your soul ♪
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♪ You really think you're in control? ♪
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♪ Well, I think you're crazy ♪
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♪ I think you're crazy ♪
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♪ I think you're crazy ♪
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♪ Just like me ♪
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♪ Maybe I'm crazy ♪
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♪ Possibly ♪
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♪ Maybe I'm crazy ♪
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Zoey?
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You all right?
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Someone making you... crazy?
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Was I just singing out loud?
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Um, yeah.
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Oh.
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Like alone or with dancers?
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Alone. I-I don't see any dancers.
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That's really weird.
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I thou... I thought there was dancers.
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Do you think something's
weird with my powers?
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Well, I'm no expert, but it seems like
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they're making you crazy as...
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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Am I going crazy? I feel like I am.
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I mean, I don't know
what crazy feels like,
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but I... I feel like this is it.
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Okay, before you totally freak out,
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just remember a lot of
people sing out loud...
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Small children,
waiters on your birthday,
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me every time I hear that song
"Africa" on the radio.
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I didn't even realize I was doing it.
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I thought it was
happening inside my mind,
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but apparently I was for
real singing and dancing
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throughout the entire
lobby of our building.
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That's bad.
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Okay, so, look, normally your powers...
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Which is still very
weird for me to say...
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Let you hear other people's songs,
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but now it sounds
like it's the opposite,
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- which is very confusing.
- It is very confusing.
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Okay, what song were you singing again?
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"Crazy," which I guess makes sense,
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because that is clearly what
today is turning out to be.
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Right, because Danny Michael Davis
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just decided to drop in unannounced.
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Yeah.
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Uh, our CEO just showing up
without notice,
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so crazy.
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Well, maybe it's just a one-time thing.
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I mean, I honestly wouldn't
worry too much about it.
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I really have to take this.
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Okay.
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Hello,
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Are you okay? Because
you left so quickly,
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and we didn't get a chance to talk.
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I'm sorry. I just really
needed to get to work,
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but I'm fine. Are you fine?
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I mean, I know you're not fine, but...
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I'm just trying...
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not to cry in front of him, you know?
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Nor should you.
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Doctors always want to
give worst-case scenarios.
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I'm sure there's plenty more we can do.
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Well, I don't know about that, Zoey.
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Um, Dr. Hamara was very definitive,
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but we all knew that this day
was gonna come at some point.
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Here. Talk to your brother.
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Tobin, how we looking?
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Okay, so, uh, Dad wants to have
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a family meeting tonight, uh, just...
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There's some things
to talk about and, um,
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you know, his wishes for how
to proceed with things and...
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Proceed with things?
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Like, medical interventions he'd want,
ones he wouldn't,
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and, um, I mean, I know it's tough,
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but we need to talk about it, so...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. No, I understand.
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It's just, uh, our CEO
is coming in today,
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and I'm not sure how late it might go,
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so if I end up not making it tonight,
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maybe you can fill me in later.
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Sure. Uh...
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Love you, bro.
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"Bro"?
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- So where are we?
- We are almost done.
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Just gotta switch these
two parts in the intro,
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which will lead directly into
you demonstrating the prototype.
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Right. So I will talk about The Chirp
254
00:11:29,324 --> 00:11:31,536
and describe what it does,
talk about how great it is...
255
00:11:31,561 --> 00:11:32,916
How great we are.
256
00:11:32,941 --> 00:11:35,658
And then I'll do, like,
a little demonstration.
257
00:11:35,683 --> 00:11:37,932
And then they will loudly
"Chirp" their appreciation.
258
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,737
Danny will probably call you a
"Chirp" off the old block.
259
00:11:40,761 --> 00:11:43,135
We'll go to a reception and have
some "Chirps" and dip.
260
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,520
Think you mean "Chirp" and "dirp."
261
00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:49,248
And then Zoey will chime in
262
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,408
with her beautiful keynotes,
263
00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:53,411
and let's see your work on the timeline.
264
00:11:53,436 --> 00:11:55,760
- Oh, this? Um...
- Can I see your keynote?
265
00:11:55,785 --> 00:11:57,463
- This was...
- Yeah.
266
00:11:57,488 --> 00:12:00,834
Really just for me,
but it's just a starting off.
267
00:12:00,859 --> 00:12:01,859
- Well.
- Oh.
268
00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:04,760
- Wow.
- Um, ookay.
269
00:12:04,785 --> 00:12:06,100
- Can you read that?
- No, I actually...
270
00:12:06,124 --> 00:12:08,102
Is this like a Rorschach test? Wow.
271
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,209
- You... you read it.
- No, no, I can't.
272
00:12:09,233 --> 00:12:11,302
- You try to read it.
- No, you go. You go.
273
00:12:12,844 --> 00:12:14,169
Zoey?
274
00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,099
Are you okay?
275
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:20,951
♪ I saw Mommy ♪
276
00:12:20,976 --> 00:12:25,612
♪ Kissing Santa ♪
277
00:12:30,992 --> 00:12:32,925
♪ Claus! ♪
278
00:12:34,191 --> 00:12:38,099
♪ Underneath the mistletoe ♪
279
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,291
♪ Last night ♪
280
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,944
I'm prancing.
281
00:12:43,969 --> 00:12:47,068
♪ She didn't see me creep ♪
282
00:12:47,093 --> 00:12:50,029
♪ Down the stairs to have a peep ♪
283
00:12:50,054 --> 00:12:52,912
♪ She thought that I was locked up ♪
284
00:12:52,937 --> 00:12:56,506
♪ In my bedroom fast asleep ♪
285
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,700
What is happening?
286
00:13:00,731 --> 00:13:07,731
♪ And I saw Mommy kissing Saaaa... ♪
287
00:13:10,063 --> 00:13:12,333
♪ Santa Claus ♪
288
00:13:12,358 --> 00:13:16,115
♪ Underneath his beard so snowy white ♪
289
00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:18,037
♪ What a laugh it would have been ♪
290
00:13:18,062 --> 00:13:19,940
- No, no.
- ♪ If Daddy had only seen ♪
291
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:24,646
♪ Mommy kissing
Santa Claus last night! ♪
292
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,208
What?
293
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,865
Are you high?
294
00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:40,662
Just high on life
and this fantastic presentation.
295
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,031
Whoo!
296
00:13:42,249 --> 00:13:43,490
Oh, you know, um,
297
00:13:43,515 --> 00:13:46,494
uh, it's just how a song
gets stuck in your head
298
00:13:46,519 --> 00:13:49,798
and, you know, the calendar
thing with the Sprq Point Watch,
299
00:13:49,823 --> 00:13:52,635
um, turning everything into Christmas.
300
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:55,622
Um, that's why I was singing the song,
301
00:13:55,647 --> 00:13:57,443
because of the watch and...
302
00:13:57,896 --> 00:13:59,208
because of Christmas.
303
00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:01,615
Do you understand how
important this pitch is?
304
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,826
- Totally.
- Listen...
305
00:14:03,851 --> 00:14:05,014
do you need to go to the hospital?
306
00:14:05,038 --> 00:14:06,038
Oh, no, I don't think so.
307
00:14:06,063 --> 00:14:08,396
Okay. Then this is not the day
308
00:14:08,421 --> 00:14:10,466
for any Zoey shenanigans.
309
00:14:10,491 --> 00:14:12,037
Couldn't agree with you more.
310
00:14:12,062 --> 00:14:14,606
So, um, do I normally
have Zoey shenanigans?
311
00:14:14,631 --> 00:14:16,560
Can you schedule your nervous
breakdown for another day?
312
00:14:16,584 --> 00:14:19,223
- Yep, consider it rescheduled.
- Thanks.
313
00:14:22,540 --> 00:14:24,106
Jesus.
314
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,536
Okay, so it's officially
not a one-time thing.
315
00:14:30,561 --> 00:14:33,089
I just sang out loud for a second time
316
00:14:33,114 --> 00:14:34,551
to Joan and Leif,
who now think I'm on drugs.
317
00:14:34,575 --> 00:14:36,433
- Well, are you?
- What?
318
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,810
- All right. I'm just asking.
- Here's the worst part,
319
00:14:37,834 --> 00:14:39,550
I couldn't stop it from happening.
320
00:14:39,575 --> 00:14:41,314
Who knows what song I might sing next
321
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:44,192
and what corresponding dance
moves might go along with it?
322
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,043
Oh, what's that?
Are you guys talking about
323
00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:49,253
how Tobin fixed the glitch?
'Cause I did it, son.
324
00:14:49,278 --> 00:14:50,390
- Boom.
- Good.
325
00:14:50,414 --> 00:14:51,560
That's great. Thank you, Tobin.
326
00:14:51,584 --> 00:14:54,332
However, much like in life,
in solving one problem,
327
00:14:54,357 --> 00:14:55,501
I've now created another.
328
00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:57,653
July 4th is no longer on July 4th.
329
00:14:57,678 --> 00:14:59,556
It's complicated, but I'm on it.
330
00:14:59,581 --> 00:15:02,015
I'm in it. Do not be afraid.
331
00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:06,137
Look, maybe you're just stressed out
332
00:15:06,162 --> 00:15:08,262
and stress is what's causing
your powers to glitch.
333
00:15:08,287 --> 00:15:09,809
We just... we need to figure out why.
334
00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:11,278
Okay, well, uh,
335
00:15:11,303 --> 00:15:13,756
normally when I hear
someone sing to me,
336
00:15:14,145 --> 00:15:15,334
I try to help them with something
337
00:15:15,358 --> 00:15:16,856
that's going on in their life, so...
338
00:15:16,881 --> 00:15:19,482
Okay, so, maybe
you need to help yourself.
339
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,622
And how do I do that?
Because helping myself
340
00:15:23,647 --> 00:15:26,137
would mean taking a
vacation from Sprq Point
341
00:15:26,162 --> 00:15:29,333
or curing my father's disease,
and both of those
342
00:15:29,358 --> 00:15:32,114
seem like problems I can't
exactly solve right now.
343
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,348
- Hey. Hey.
- Hey.
344
00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:35,981
How was the doctor's office?
345
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:39,348
Uh, same old, same old, you know?
346
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,374
"Open your mouth."
347
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:42,676
"Here's a lollipop." Blah-blah-blah.
348
00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:45,848
Zoey, Danny's here.
349
00:15:45,873 --> 00:15:46,874
His helicopter just landed.
350
00:15:46,898 --> 00:15:48,130
- No.
- Mm-hmm.
351
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,632
No! I need more time.
352
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,232
I have no idea how to make
these numbers work yet.
353
00:15:51,256 --> 00:15:53,083
Well, let me try to stall him for a bit,
354
00:15:53,108 --> 00:15:54,810
maybe give him a tour of
the new rooftop garden.
355
00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,364
- You would do that for me?
- Sure.
356
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,887
And if that doesn't help,
I'll pull the fire alarm.
357
00:16:00,114 --> 00:16:01,380
Bless you.
358
00:16:11,356 --> 00:16:12,591
Ho ho ho.
359
00:16:12,616 --> 00:16:14,747
- Merry Christmas.
- Leif, please don't bother me.
360
00:16:14,772 --> 00:16:17,880
- I'm trying to finish this.
- No, this will only take a moment.
361
00:16:17,905 --> 00:16:22,169
I'm just so curious about that song
362
00:16:22,194 --> 00:16:24,950
you sang to me and Joan earlier,
'cause, you know,
363
00:16:24,975 --> 00:16:26,200
um, it didn't really seem
364
00:16:26,225 --> 00:16:28,526
like a song that just
got stuck in your head.
365
00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:32,130
It seemed more like, I don't know,
like a-an accusation.
366
00:16:32,155 --> 00:16:35,512
Like maybe you heard
something or saw something
367
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:39,341
where someone was doing
something with someone.
368
00:16:39,591 --> 00:16:40,808
Fine. I saw you and Joan
369
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,473
making out in
the conference room. Happy?
370
00:16:45,695 --> 00:16:47,364
- I knew it.
- And truthfully,
371
00:16:47,389 --> 00:16:49,559
I think you're up to something,
and I don't like it.
372
00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:50,809
Up to what?
373
00:16:50,841 --> 00:16:53,044
Up to cherishing an incredible woman?
374
00:16:53,069 --> 00:16:54,637
Showering her with all the affection
375
00:16:54,662 --> 00:16:56,654
and attention she so clearly deserves?
376
00:16:56,679 --> 00:16:58,824
I am nauseous,
and I still don't believe you.
377
00:16:58,848 --> 00:17:00,153
You don't have to believe me.
378
00:17:00,178 --> 00:17:02,278
Some people don't
believe in Santa Claus.
379
00:17:02,643 --> 00:17:04,919
It doesn't stop the magic of Christmas
380
00:17:04,944 --> 00:17:06,536
from entering their hearts.
381
00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:09,294
What are you talking about?
382
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,325
Danny is gonna be here
any minute, and I...
383
00:17:11,350 --> 00:17:12,558
_
384
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,528
Danny Michael Davis is here!
385
00:17:14,553 --> 00:17:16,637
Danny Michael Davis is here.
386
00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:18,941
Danny Michael Davis is here.
387
00:17:18,966 --> 00:17:21,579
- Great.
- Great.
388
00:17:24,381 --> 00:17:26,239
Yeah, no, I don't shake hands.
389
00:17:26,264 --> 00:17:28,497
Are you Joan? J-Joan?
390
00:17:28,522 --> 00:17:29,716
So good to see you again.
391
00:17:29,741 --> 00:17:31,919
- You, too.
- Joan, look at this carrot.
392
00:17:31,944 --> 00:17:34,522
This is fresh from the roof.
I just picked it myself.
393
00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:36,127
- Can you believe that?
- Wow.
394
00:17:36,152 --> 00:17:37,365
You know what? Maybe
we should whip this up
395
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,887
into a smoothie. What do you think?
396
00:17:38,912 --> 00:17:40,692
Actually, no,
we should probably save it.
397
00:17:40,717 --> 00:17:43,034
No, let's whip it up into a smoothie.
Thanks, Tony.
398
00:17:43,059 --> 00:17:44,191
Tony works out.
399
00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:46,997
Oh, it's nice to be back at Sprq Point.
400
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,173
You know, your first
company is like your first child.
401
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,158
You just love it way more
than all the other ones.
402
00:17:52,048 --> 00:17:54,575
So, is everyone
still loving my cereal bar?
403
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,409
That was my original
workplace innovation, you know?
404
00:17:56,433 --> 00:17:58,011
Loving it. Love it, right?
405
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:01,145
Though sometimes we switch it up.
406
00:18:01,170 --> 00:18:04,778
We've had taco bar,
salad bar, bread bar.
407
00:18:04,803 --> 00:18:06,147
Bread bar?
408
00:18:06,432 --> 00:18:07,558
I don't eat bread.
409
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:08,883
No one does.
410
00:18:10,353 --> 00:18:11,958
I do. I love bread.
411
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,553
- All right, let's do this.
- Okay.
412
00:18:15,618 --> 00:18:18,247
Social anxiety has never been higher.
413
00:18:18,272 --> 00:18:21,637
We need a greater sense of
connectivity to our fellow man.
414
00:18:21,662 --> 00:18:23,114
That's where The Chirp comes in.
415
00:18:23,139 --> 00:18:25,981
Look, stuff in this vein already exists,
416
00:18:26,006 --> 00:18:28,653
so I'm gonna ask you what
is different about this.
417
00:18:28,678 --> 00:18:30,153
The technology of The Chirp
418
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,786
is distinctive, and
I think once you hear
419
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,076
- the whole presentat...
- Can someone bring me a...
420
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:35,614
- a metal straw?
- Oh, so sorry about that.
421
00:18:35,639 --> 00:18:37,676
- Yeah. The environment.
- Uh...
422
00:18:37,701 --> 00:18:38,740
How long would it take to build?
423
00:18:38,764 --> 00:18:40,809
Well, with all the
information you'll ever need
424
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:43,051
about the timeline,
I give you Zoey. Zoey.
425
00:18:44,429 --> 00:18:46,044
Um...
426
00:18:49,725 --> 00:18:51,380
Um...
427
00:18:53,629 --> 00:18:56,216
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Please, not now.
428
00:18:56,241 --> 00:18:57,832
Zoey, the timeline?
429
00:19:00,009 --> 00:19:03,848
♪ You have to learn to pace yourself ♪
430
00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:06,544
♪ Pressure ♪
431
00:19:06,569 --> 00:19:10,966
♪ You're just like everybody else ♪
432
00:19:10,991 --> 00:19:12,635
♪ Pressure ♪
433
00:19:12,942 --> 00:19:18,645
♪ You only had to run so far, so good ♪
434
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:23,199
♪ But you will come to a place ♪
435
00:19:23,224 --> 00:19:25,981
♪ Where the only thing you feel ♪
436
00:19:26,006 --> 00:19:29,653
♪ Are loaded guns in your face ♪
437
00:19:29,678 --> 00:19:33,801
♪ And you'll have to
deal with pressure ♪
438
00:19:53,314 --> 00:19:54,762
Aw, boy.
439
00:20:02,676 --> 00:20:03,958
♪ You used to ♪
440
00:20:03,983 --> 00:20:07,356
♪ Call me paranoid ♪
441
00:20:07,381 --> 00:20:09,392
♪ Pressure ♪
442
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:13,653
♪ But even you cannot avoid ♪
443
00:20:13,678 --> 00:20:15,653
♪ Pressure ♪
444
00:20:15,678 --> 00:20:21,395
♪ You turn the tap dance
into your crusade ♪
445
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:25,129
♪ Now here you are with your faith ♪
446
00:20:25,154 --> 00:20:27,637
♪ And your Peter Pan advice ♪
447
00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:31,005
♪ You have no scars on your face ♪
448
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,805
♪ And you cannot handle pressure ♪
449
00:20:39,787 --> 00:20:41,762
♪ Ahh ♪
450
00:20:46,516 --> 00:20:48,494
And that's The Chirp.
451
00:20:49,301 --> 00:20:51,489
Is... That's... that's the end?
452
00:20:51,514 --> 00:20:53,419
I don't... I don't understand.
453
00:20:54,135 --> 00:20:56,880
No, no, no, it's... it's not the end.
454
00:20:56,905 --> 00:21:00,718
See, The Chirp helps
relieve the pressure,
455
00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:04,192
get it, of awkward situations,
like this one.
456
00:21:04,217 --> 00:21:09,365
Ha. The... The Chirp
is the duetting partner
457
00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:12,035
you've always wanted,
but didn't know you needed.
458
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,981
It's there to help you and
back you up in any situation.
459
00:21:15,006 --> 00:21:17,915
Yeah. See, someone like Zoey here
460
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:20,067
may not know what to do or say
461
00:21:20,092 --> 00:21:23,458
at a party or an interview
or a big presentation...
462
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,903
- He's not wrong.
- But with The Chirp
463
00:21:25,928 --> 00:21:27,762
chirping everything you need to know
464
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,194
about everything into your ear,
465
00:21:30,219 --> 00:21:31,834
you will never be at
a loss for words again.
466
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,021
- Great. Thank you, guys...
- Great. Yep.
467
00:21:33,045 --> 00:21:34,239
- So much.
- We're done.
468
00:21:34,264 --> 00:21:36,293
Well, we will email you
469
00:21:36,318 --> 00:21:39,106
the rest of the fantastic proposal.
470
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,028
Okay, yep, that's fine.
Um, what are you...
471
00:21:41,053 --> 00:21:43,354
What is... I didn't...
Did I ask for this?
472
00:21:46,065 --> 00:21:47,985
I'm just kidding.
I already finished my smoothie.
473
00:21:49,967 --> 00:21:51,490
All right, I'm gonna
go pick some more carrots
474
00:21:51,514 --> 00:21:53,981
to, uh, bring to my biological parents.
475
00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:55,763
All right, let's go.
476
00:21:55,788 --> 00:21:57,918
- Wow.
- Okay.
477
00:21:57,943 --> 00:22:00,004
Uh, Danny, uh...
478
00:22:01,550 --> 00:22:03,434
Danny, just one second.
479
00:22:12,825 --> 00:22:15,272
I'm sorry I ever doubted
your whole powers thing
480
00:22:15,296 --> 00:22:17,374
or whatever this is, because no person
481
00:22:17,398 --> 00:22:19,950
could ever make up what
just happened in that room.
482
00:22:19,975 --> 00:22:22,224
How mad is Joan gonna be?
483
00:22:22,249 --> 00:22:24,121
I don't know,
but I'm guessing about as mad
484
00:22:24,146 --> 00:22:26,282
as the time Tobin brought
a squirrel to work.
485
00:22:26,307 --> 00:22:28,251
It was a ferret, bro.
486
00:22:28,275 --> 00:22:29,653
This is terrible.
487
00:22:29,825 --> 00:22:31,488
If I don't find a way to stop singing,
488
00:22:31,512 --> 00:22:33,423
things are gonna get real bad.
489
00:22:33,447 --> 00:22:35,392
Get real bad?
490
00:22:35,416 --> 00:22:36,893
Okay, let's just work through this thing
491
00:22:36,917 --> 00:22:39,285
like we're debugging a program,
line by line.
492
00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:41,768
What makes this day
different from any other?
493
00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:44,809
I am constantly humiliating
myself through song.
494
00:22:44,834 --> 00:22:46,745
Okay, sure, but starting when?
495
00:22:46,770 --> 00:22:48,300
This morning.
496
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,331
When this morning?
497
00:22:49,356 --> 00:22:50,640
On the way back
498
00:22:50,664 --> 00:22:52,442
from my father's doctor's appointment.
499
00:22:52,466 --> 00:22:55,362
Okay. Did something happen there?
500
00:22:55,387 --> 00:22:57,059
Nothing worth talking about.
501
00:23:01,575 --> 00:23:04,317
What really matters is
you saved me in there.
502
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:07,276
So whatever happens, whether I get fired
503
00:23:07,301 --> 00:23:09,442
or killed by Joan,
504
00:23:10,059 --> 00:23:11,432
you're a very good friend.
505
00:23:11,457 --> 00:23:12,716
You're just lucky I grew up with
506
00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:15,098
"Billy Joel's Greatest Hits,
Volumes One and Two."
507
00:23:15,123 --> 00:23:17,833
It's kind of a rite of passage
for every East Coast Jewish boy,
508
00:23:17,858 --> 00:23:21,538
like going to summer camp and
not playing for the Knicks.
509
00:23:21,562 --> 00:23:22,729
Still.
510
00:23:24,466 --> 00:23:27,090
No one else would have
done that for me, and...
511
00:23:28,642 --> 00:23:31,146
I guess the thing is...
512
00:23:31,171 --> 00:23:34,884
♪ Well, you done done me,
and you bet I felt it ♪
513
00:23:34,909 --> 00:23:38,087
♪ I tried to be chill,
but you're so hot that I melted ♪
514
00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:40,573
♪ I fell right through the cracks ♪
515
00:23:40,598 --> 00:23:43,917
♪ And I'm trying to get back ♪
516
00:23:43,942 --> 00:23:45,694
♪ Before the cool done run out ♪
517
00:23:45,719 --> 00:23:47,664
♪ I'll be giving it my bestest ♪
518
00:23:47,688 --> 00:23:50,667
♪ And nothing's gonna stop
me but divine intervention ♪
519
00:23:50,691 --> 00:23:53,370
♪ I reckon it's again my turn ♪
520
00:23:53,394 --> 00:23:57,006
♪ To win some or learn some ♪
521
00:23:57,030 --> 00:24:01,044
♪ But I won't hesitate ♪
522
00:24:01,068 --> 00:24:04,166
♪ No more, no more ♪
523
00:24:04,191 --> 00:24:07,347
♪ It cannot wait ♪
524
00:24:07,372 --> 00:24:09,385
♪ I'm yours ♪
525
00:24:09,410 --> 00:24:13,642
♪ So I won't hesitate ♪
526
00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:16,798
♪ No more, no more ♪
527
00:24:16,823 --> 00:24:19,996
♪ It cannot wait ♪
528
00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:21,731
♪ I'm sure ♪
529
00:24:21,755 --> 00:24:26,236
♪ There's no need to complicate ♪
530
00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:29,506
♪ Our time is short ♪
531
00:24:29,530 --> 00:24:32,737
♪ This is our fate ♪
532
00:24:32,762 --> 00:24:36,151
♪ I'm yours ♪
533
00:24:38,855 --> 00:24:42,191
Um, you just sang me a song.
534
00:24:45,379 --> 00:24:47,042
I...
535
00:24:47,481 --> 00:24:50,927
I don't know why that happened.
536
00:24:50,952 --> 00:24:52,127
I do.
537
00:24:52,152 --> 00:24:53,986
This is your inner truth, right?
538
00:24:54,011 --> 00:24:55,465
Isn't that what this
whole thing is about?
539
00:24:55,489 --> 00:24:57,600
Uh-huh, yes,
but I don't know if that song
540
00:24:57,624 --> 00:24:59,293
is saying exactly what
we think it's saying.
541
00:24:59,317 --> 00:25:03,681
Maybe I'm feeling like
you're always there for me
542
00:25:03,706 --> 00:25:07,610
and I want to be there for you, too.
543
00:25:07,634 --> 00:25:11,144
You know, like, I'm yours,
544
00:25:11,169 --> 00:25:14,308
dot, dot, dot, if you need me. Does...
545
00:25:15,192 --> 00:25:17,170
that make sense?
546
00:25:17,195 --> 00:25:18,821
Mm, no.
547
00:25:18,846 --> 00:25:21,458
I think it's pretty
clear what it was saying.
548
00:25:21,482 --> 00:25:22,720
- You sure?
- Yeah, pre...
549
00:25:22,745 --> 00:25:24,060
- How clear?
- Uh, crystal.
550
00:25:24,084 --> 00:25:26,097
Joan would like to see
both of you right away.
551
00:25:26,122 --> 00:25:27,830
It's probably nothing to worry about,
552
00:25:27,855 --> 00:25:30,136
unless you're worried
about getting fired or...
553
00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:36,745
I'm sorry about all of this.
554
00:25:36,997 --> 00:25:38,495
I'm not.
555
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,816
Whatever happens, I mean,
it's totally worth it.
556
00:25:42,754 --> 00:25:44,556
Why are you smiling? Huh?
557
00:25:44,581 --> 00:25:45,706
This is not a happy day.
558
00:25:45,731 --> 00:25:47,309
This is not a happy
day where people smile,
559
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:48,848
like your birthday or your wedding day.
560
00:25:48,872 --> 00:25:50,379
Not my wedding day, but most people's.
561
00:25:50,403 --> 00:25:52,154
Okay, yes,
I'll admit I'm in a good mood,
562
00:25:52,179 --> 00:25:54,001
but it's for completely
unrelated reasons.
563
00:25:54,026 --> 00:25:55,191
Why in the world would the two of you
564
00:25:55,215 --> 00:25:57,961
go rogue like that in front
of Danny Michael Davis?
565
00:25:57,985 --> 00:26:00,017
He just texted me saying he needs space
566
00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:01,222
to think things through.
567
00:26:01,247 --> 00:26:03,292
That's what I say when I'm
about to fire somebody.
568
00:26:03,317 --> 00:26:04,714
Joan, I am very sorry.
569
00:26:04,739 --> 00:26:06,469
I don't know if I can
ever trust you guys again.
570
00:26:06,493 --> 00:26:08,251
And now you have me raising my voice.
571
00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:10,440
You have me raising my voice
like I am a mom at a Target
572
00:26:10,464 --> 00:26:12,642
who's telling the kids we don't
have time to look at the toys,
573
00:26:12,666 --> 00:26:14,908
and that's not who I am.
I've never even been to Target.
574
00:26:14,933 --> 00:26:16,145
Hey, guys.
575
00:26:16,737 --> 00:26:19,350
Zoey, uh, we got a situation
with the Sprq Watch.
576
00:26:20,209 --> 00:26:22,287
I don't want to say what
it is in front of Joan.
577
00:26:22,312 --> 00:26:24,219
All of you, get out. Fix it. Fix it.
578
00:26:24,244 --> 00:26:26,189
Okay, so here's the dillio.
579
00:26:26,213 --> 00:26:28,525
We fixed all the holiday
switch-a-roos on the watch.
580
00:26:28,549 --> 00:26:29,646
- That's good.
- Yeah, but now
581
00:26:29,670 --> 00:26:30,727
there are these "reports"
582
00:26:30,751 --> 00:26:32,397
of the watch sharing calendar events
583
00:26:32,422 --> 00:26:34,147
with everyone on your contact list.
584
00:26:34,172 --> 00:26:36,031
For example, I can see on my watch
585
00:26:36,056 --> 00:26:38,034
that Max has an appointment on Saturday
586
00:26:38,058 --> 00:26:40,537
for something called
"Judo with Sensei Don."
587
00:26:40,561 --> 00:26:42,309
I'm honestly lucky he fit me in.
588
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:44,426
Okay, this is getting worse
by the second.
589
00:26:44,451 --> 00:26:46,926
Please get it under control ASAP.
Max, can you help?
590
00:26:46,951 --> 00:26:49,139
Yes, whatever you need me to do...
591
00:26:49,164 --> 00:26:50,312
I'm yours.
592
00:26:55,967 --> 00:26:57,678
_
593
00:27:04,897 --> 00:27:06,546
One...
594
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,506
two,
595
00:27:10,388 --> 00:27:11,388
three...
596
00:27:11,413 --> 00:27:12,752
- Whoa.
- Ahh!
597
00:27:14,078 --> 00:27:16,928
- Hi.
- Look at you.
598
00:27:16,953 --> 00:27:18,273
You're trying my new
breathing technique.
599
00:27:18,297 --> 00:27:19,483
Give it time. It helps.
600
00:27:19,508 --> 00:27:21,693
Um, are you...
601
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,193
hiding from the great
calendar crisis of 2020?
602
00:27:26,218 --> 00:27:28,358
I'm actually meditating
in the meditation room.
603
00:27:28,383 --> 00:27:30,826
Healthy body, healthy mind.
604
00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:33,116
Ah, that makes sense to me.
605
00:27:33,834 --> 00:27:37,535
I just needed a break.
606
00:27:38,745 --> 00:27:40,975
Fair warning, I might
just stay in here forever.
607
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,365
I don't blame you.
608
00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:44,350
It's actually my new favorite place.
609
00:27:47,015 --> 00:27:50,160
You know, if we're really quiet,
maybe no one will ever find us.
610
00:27:53,982 --> 00:27:55,967
No. No, no, no.
611
00:27:56,514 --> 00:27:57,514
You okay?
612
00:27:57,539 --> 00:27:59,789
Uh...
613
00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:02,678
I apologize in advance
614
00:28:02,703 --> 00:28:04,194
for whatever is about
to come out of my mouth.
615
00:28:04,218 --> 00:28:05,818
What does that mean?
616
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:08,233
♪ I want ♪
617
00:28:08,258 --> 00:28:10,967
♪ You to want me ♪
618
00:28:10,992 --> 00:28:12,036
What?
619
00:28:12,061 --> 00:28:16,296
♪ I need you to need me ♪
620
00:28:17,286 --> 00:28:22,234
♪ I'd love you to love me ♪
621
00:28:22,259 --> 00:28:27,420
♪ I'm begging you to beg me ♪
622
00:28:28,503 --> 00:28:29,951
♪ Didn't I, didn't I ♪
623
00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:32,655
♪ Didn't I see you crying? ♪
624
00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:35,287
♪ Oh, didn't I, didn't I ♪
625
00:28:35,312 --> 00:28:37,975
♪ Didn't I see you crying? ♪
626
00:28:39,147 --> 00:28:40,787
♪ Feeling all alone without a friend ♪
627
00:28:40,812 --> 00:28:43,658
♪ You know you feel like dying ♪
628
00:28:43,683 --> 00:28:46,068
♪ Oh, didn't I, didn't I ♪
629
00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:48,761
♪ Didn't I see you crying? ♪
630
00:28:49,703 --> 00:28:54,281
♪ I want you to want me ♪
631
00:28:54,995 --> 00:28:59,491
♪ I need you to need me ♪
632
00:29:00,326 --> 00:29:04,927
♪ I'd love you to love me ♪
633
00:29:05,351 --> 00:29:10,874
♪ I'm begging you to beg me ♪
634
00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:14,219
I'm sorry.
635
00:29:14,244 --> 00:29:16,712
That was, um...
636
00:29:17,821 --> 00:29:20,288
- Oh.
- Max?
637
00:29:20,929 --> 00:29:22,277
I had a programming question,
638
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:24,756
but I-I didn't want to
interrupt your song, so...
639
00:29:24,781 --> 00:29:26,291
Max, wait. Just...
640
00:29:26,316 --> 00:29:28,083
- Yeah.
- Damn it.
641
00:29:30,909 --> 00:29:33,731
Uh, I...
642
00:29:33,756 --> 00:29:36,135
I'm really sorry. Just know it's not me.
643
00:29:36,159 --> 00:29:37,958
It's my body.
644
00:29:41,626 --> 00:29:42,926
Huh.
645
00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:49,163
Hey, can we talk about this?
646
00:29:49,187 --> 00:29:51,389
No, I'd rather not right now.
647
00:29:51,414 --> 00:29:53,059
Max, I'm sorry.
648
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,461
I just don't understand.
I do not understand.
649
00:29:55,485 --> 00:29:57,196
You sang a love song to me today,
650
00:29:57,220 --> 00:30:00,098
and then right after that, you sang
another love song to Simon?
651
00:30:00,123 --> 00:30:02,116
Do you have any idea
how messed up that is?
652
00:30:02,141 --> 00:30:04,536
I know. Believe me,
if I had any control over this, I...
653
00:30:04,561 --> 00:30:06,202
Then you wouldn't sing
to which one of us,
654
00:30:06,227 --> 00:30:09,266
your best friend or the morally
questionable, totally engaged guy?
655
00:30:09,291 --> 00:30:11,676
I am just as surprised as
you are that I sang to Simon.
656
00:30:11,701 --> 00:30:14,411
I had no idea those words were
about to come out of my mouth.
657
00:30:14,436 --> 00:30:17,337
That's great, Zoey.
Blame the powers again.
658
00:30:22,950 --> 00:30:25,247
You can't be mad at me for singing
a song that I didn't mean to sing.
659
00:30:25,271 --> 00:30:26,310
- Really? It actually seems
- Really.
660
00:30:26,334 --> 00:30:27,544
like the best reason to be mad at you,
661
00:30:27,568 --> 00:30:29,201
because when you sing,
you're singing the truth.
662
00:30:29,225 --> 00:30:31,169
And the truth isn't that
you can't be with me
663
00:30:31,194 --> 00:30:32,942
because it's endangering our friendship.
664
00:30:32,967 --> 00:30:35,129
No, we can't be together,
because you have feelings
665
00:30:35,154 --> 00:30:36,965
for two men at the same time.
666
00:30:36,990 --> 00:30:38,051
Do I?
667
00:30:38,308 --> 00:30:39,633
Because I'm not sure I even knew
668
00:30:39,658 --> 00:30:41,289
I had those feelings until I sang them.
669
00:30:41,314 --> 00:30:44,088
Well, they're out there,
and you can't take 'em back.
670
00:30:44,395 --> 00:30:46,213
You sang two heart songs today, Zoey.
671
00:30:46,238 --> 00:30:47,519
That's what they're called, right?
672
00:30:47,543 --> 00:30:50,448
And while one song told you
that you want Simon to want you,
673
00:30:50,473 --> 00:30:52,627
the other one told you that I'm yours.
674
00:30:53,549 --> 00:30:55,276
One song is about attraction.
675
00:30:55,301 --> 00:30:57,143
The other one's about love.
676
00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:02,836
Personally, I would choose love,
677
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:06,563
but I guess you're gonna
make up your own mind.
678
00:31:12,949 --> 00:31:15,018
'Sup, dude? 'Sup, Zoey?
679
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,713
Are we gossiping about someone?
680
00:31:23,738 --> 00:31:26,088
Tell me what you heard.
I'll tell you if it's true.
681
00:31:26,113 --> 00:31:28,981
If it's Susan from HR,
it's definitely true.
682
00:31:38,404 --> 00:31:40,096
Oh, hey, grab coffee with me.
683
00:31:40,121 --> 00:31:41,495
- I really need to...
- Don't care.
684
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:43,510
- Okay.
- I heard from Danny.
685
00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:45,831
- And?
- Well, he says he thinks
686
00:31:45,856 --> 00:31:48,035
you're weird, which is a pretty
big statement coming from him,
687
00:31:48,059 --> 00:31:50,071
and he said he looked at your timeline,
688
00:31:50,096 --> 00:31:53,346
which seems to imply The Chirp
is going to take about a year.
689
00:31:53,371 --> 00:31:55,963
I tried so hard to make
that year not look like a year.
690
00:31:56,550 --> 00:31:58,924
And he said he's gonna
give us the money we need.
691
00:31:58,949 --> 00:32:00,877
- Really?
- Yeah.
692
00:32:01,307 --> 00:32:02,354
Why?
693
00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:04,385
I mean, I guess he liked the pitch?
694
00:32:04,410 --> 00:32:06,221
Crazy attracts crazy?
695
00:32:06,246 --> 00:32:07,523
That's great.
696
00:32:07,548 --> 00:32:09,148
Don't start celebrating just yet.
697
00:32:11,134 --> 00:32:14,698
Why did you not express
concern about the timeline?
698
00:32:14,723 --> 00:32:16,776
- I tried.
- And that song?
699
00:32:16,801 --> 00:32:19,682
You performed a song for Danny.
That was a big swing.
700
00:32:19,707 --> 00:32:21,940
I don't mind a big swing,
but I can't not know about it.
701
00:32:21,965 --> 00:32:24,916
I can't be the one who
doesn't know things.
702
00:32:24,941 --> 00:32:28,120
Then...
703
00:32:28,336 --> 00:32:30,276
I should probably tell you
704
00:32:30,301 --> 00:32:32,698
that I saw you and Leif kissing...
705
00:32:32,723 --> 00:32:34,393
in the office the other night.
706
00:32:34,418 --> 00:32:38,323
Oh, God, it was a mistake.
It was a huge, colossal mistake.
707
00:32:38,348 --> 00:32:39,979
It's against everything I stand for
708
00:32:40,004 --> 00:32:41,248
personally and professionally.
709
00:32:41,273 --> 00:32:43,510
I know this is none
my business, but I...
710
00:32:43,535 --> 00:32:45,909
I just want to tell you, as your friend,
711
00:32:45,934 --> 00:32:50,768
that I think Leif might not be
in this for the right reasons.
712
00:32:54,582 --> 00:32:55,979
Good.
713
00:32:56,004 --> 00:32:58,683
Can you imagine if either of us
was in it for the right reasons?
714
00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,612
- Oh, my God, no. I...
- Oh.
715
00:33:00,637 --> 00:33:02,144
Please, thank you for telling me that.
716
00:33:02,168 --> 00:33:03,784
That is such a relief.
717
00:33:04,117 --> 00:33:05,370
- Okay.
- Was I caught up
718
00:33:05,395 --> 00:33:06,456
in a moment of passion?
719
00:33:06,481 --> 00:33:08,729
I was. And did it happen
again later at my house?
720
00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:10,682
- It did. Will it ever happen again?
- Whoa.
721
00:33:10,707 --> 00:33:13,393
I can tell you absolutely not.
722
00:33:13,418 --> 00:33:16,377
I can guarantee I can
stop any time I want.
723
00:33:16,402 --> 00:33:18,877
And in fact, after we're done here,
724
00:33:18,902 --> 00:33:23,409
I'm gonna go up, and I am
going to tell him it's ov...
725
00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:25,198
Oh, I have a meeting.
726
00:33:25,223 --> 00:33:27,166
Tomorrow is actually a good...
727
00:33:27,191 --> 00:33:30,479
Ooh. No, cardio funk. I have a blowout?
728
00:33:30,504 --> 00:33:32,127
Getting another dog?
729
00:33:34,540 --> 00:33:37,307
Okay, so, um, do you want to know
730
00:33:37,332 --> 00:33:39,456
what that was before with the song?
731
00:33:39,481 --> 00:33:41,799
I'm not exactly sure why you sang it,
732
00:33:41,824 --> 00:33:45,236
but sure looked and sounded
like you want me to want you.
733
00:33:45,261 --> 00:33:46,846
Is that what you were going for there?
734
00:33:46,871 --> 00:33:50,073
If I sang it, I must have meant it.
735
00:33:51,816 --> 00:33:54,221
That's a strange way
to phrase that. Um...
736
00:33:55,715 --> 00:33:57,026
I'm confused.
737
00:33:57,051 --> 00:33:58,433
I thought there was nothing between us.
738
00:33:58,457 --> 00:34:00,526
We decided there was nothing between us,
739
00:34:00,551 --> 00:34:03,002
and now I don't know what to think.
740
00:34:03,268 --> 00:34:05,647
Maybe I couldn't keep the
truth inside of me anymore
741
00:34:05,672 --> 00:34:07,383
so it, like, had to come out,
742
00:34:07,408 --> 00:34:10,885
and I don't want to ruin
anything for you or Jessica,
743
00:34:10,910 --> 00:34:15,268
but maybe I do have
residual feelings for you,
744
00:34:15,293 --> 00:34:16,970
feelings that I can't just lie about.
745
00:34:16,995 --> 00:34:19,941
So there you go.
746
00:34:19,966 --> 00:34:21,510
Now you know.
747
00:34:21,535 --> 00:34:23,362
Hey, that rhymed.
748
00:34:34,191 --> 00:34:35,202
- I need to go.
- We should go?
749
00:34:35,226 --> 00:34:36,510
- Yeah, okay.
- Going.
750
00:34:36,535 --> 00:34:37,667
Mm-hmm.
751
00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:49,756
Zoey.
752
00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:52,088
I found the mistake. Watch is fixed.
753
00:34:52,113 --> 00:34:54,026
That's good. Crisis averted.
754
00:34:55,308 --> 00:34:56,877
Yeah, but it was my fault.
755
00:34:56,902 --> 00:34:58,446
I was the one who wrote that code,
756
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,924
so maybe Leif is right,
and maybe I'm just a screw-up
757
00:35:00,949 --> 00:35:02,377
who doesn't take my job seriously.
758
00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:05,882
Or we all make mistakes,
and you owned up to yours
759
00:35:05,907 --> 00:35:07,792
and spent all day working
super hard trying to fix it,
760
00:35:07,816 --> 00:35:09,784
and that doesn't sound
like a screw-up to me.
761
00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:11,440
All right, let's go with your version.
762
00:35:11,465 --> 00:35:12,498
Bye.
763
00:35:16,428 --> 00:35:19,081
Hey, why is your mom
asking me if you're okay?
764
00:35:19,106 --> 00:35:20,221
- She texted you?
- Yeah.
765
00:35:20,246 --> 00:35:21,624
She said she's called a few times.
766
00:35:21,649 --> 00:35:23,182
- She wants you to call her back.
- Oh.
767
00:35:23,207 --> 00:35:24,971
I haven't looked at my phone all day.
768
00:35:24,996 --> 00:35:26,541
Well, maybe you should.
769
00:35:26,864 --> 00:35:28,416
People are really worrying about you.
770
00:35:28,441 --> 00:35:29,474
Okay.
771
00:35:36,975 --> 00:35:39,509
My father only has a few weeks left.
772
00:35:45,714 --> 00:35:48,159
That feels so weird to say.
773
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:53,690
We found out this morning.
774
00:35:54,075 --> 00:35:55,519
Or at least I think it was this morning.
775
00:35:55,543 --> 00:35:57,721
This day just keeps going
and going and going.
776
00:35:57,746 --> 00:35:58,932
Zoey, I'm so sorry.
777
00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:01,815
And when the doctor told me, I just...
778
00:36:04,982 --> 00:36:07,549
I ran away. I couldn't face it.
779
00:36:10,382 --> 00:36:12,916
And now I'm supposed to go home,
780
00:36:13,284 --> 00:36:15,854
so we can all talk about it.
781
00:36:18,966 --> 00:36:20,510
I don't know how to be around him.
782
00:36:20,535 --> 00:36:21,581
I don't know what to say.
783
00:36:21,606 --> 00:36:23,862
I don't know how I'm supposed
to look him in the eye.
784
00:36:23,887 --> 00:36:25,362
I don't...
785
00:36:26,479 --> 00:36:28,157
I don't think I can do it.
786
00:36:28,182 --> 00:36:29,596
Yes, you can.
787
00:36:29,745 --> 00:36:31,541
I know you can.
788
00:36:31,566 --> 00:36:33,690
- Were you even here today?
- Were you?
789
00:36:34,604 --> 00:36:36,100
'Cause here's what I saw.
790
00:36:36,428 --> 00:36:39,506
All day long, you were laying
down truths to everyone,
791
00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:44,191
Joan, Leif, Danny Michael Davis,
me, Simon.
792
00:36:44,216 --> 00:36:45,660
And guess what?
793
00:36:45,685 --> 00:36:46,996
You made it through.
794
00:36:47,021 --> 00:36:49,321
You didn't get fired. Nobody hates you.
795
00:36:51,554 --> 00:36:53,910
Maybe just a little bit.
796
00:36:57,032 --> 00:36:59,207
I honestly don't know how much longer
797
00:36:59,232 --> 00:37:01,743
I can go on singing out loud like this.
798
00:37:02,413 --> 00:37:03,996
Isn't the whole point of your powers
799
00:37:04,021 --> 00:37:06,097
to help people face things
they don't want to face?
800
00:37:06,463 --> 00:37:08,597
Maybe everything that happened today
801
00:37:08,622 --> 00:37:09,980
is the universe telling you
802
00:37:10,005 --> 00:37:12,433
you need to stop avoiding it
803
00:37:12,458 --> 00:37:14,058
and go face your father.
804
00:37:18,095 --> 00:37:19,626
You've got this.
805
00:37:31,973 --> 00:37:33,925
- Hey.
- Hi, Mom.
806
00:37:36,091 --> 00:37:37,754
Ohh.
807
00:37:38,931 --> 00:37:40,886
That's a big hug.
808
00:37:41,122 --> 00:37:42,871
I'm so glad you made it.
809
00:37:42,896 --> 00:37:45,668
Uh, David and Emily
just ran out to grab dinner.
810
00:37:45,693 --> 00:37:47,193
Hey, Zoey.
811
00:37:48,615 --> 00:37:51,480
So I'm gonna give you
guys some alone time,
812
00:37:51,505 --> 00:37:55,371
but if you need anything,
I mean anything...
813
00:37:55,396 --> 00:37:58,058
Seriously, I will rob
a store if you tell me to.
814
00:37:59,396 --> 00:38:01,183
I'll be chilling in the guest room.
815
00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:03,808
Okay. I think we're okay, Howie.
816
00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:06,050
- How's my dad doing?
- He's fine.
817
00:38:06,243 --> 00:38:08,793
He's just binge watching a show
818
00:38:08,818 --> 00:38:10,896
about surviving alone in the arctic.
819
00:38:10,921 --> 00:38:13,324
Seems very relaxing.
820
00:38:19,315 --> 00:38:21,394
You gonna go talk to him?
821
00:38:23,042 --> 00:38:24,453
Yeah.
822
00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:26,293
I mean...
823
00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:30,597
I think I'm kind of afraid to, but...
824
00:38:31,446 --> 00:38:32,738
I want to.
825
00:38:32,763 --> 00:38:34,238
Yeah.
826
00:38:40,141 --> 00:38:41,855
Hey, Dad.
827
00:38:47,379 --> 00:38:51,081
Did that man j-just kill a moose?
828
00:39:00,565 --> 00:39:04,816
Can we, um, talk for a sec?
829
00:39:11,093 --> 00:39:13,488
I feel horrible telling you this, but...
830
00:39:14,730 --> 00:39:17,621
I didn't want to come here tonight.
831
00:39:20,032 --> 00:39:22,833
After the doctor, things just got...
832
00:39:24,252 --> 00:39:25,785
real.
833
00:39:27,837 --> 00:39:29,722
And I don't know why, but...
834
00:39:31,199 --> 00:39:34,746
my instinct was to run away from you.
835
00:39:37,327 --> 00:39:39,605
Which I guess makes me
836
00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:43,010
the worst daughter in
the world, because..
837
00:39:45,169 --> 00:39:50,583
what kind of kid is scared
to be with their dying dad?
838
00:39:50,608 --> 00:39:52,175
It's just...
839
00:39:54,044 --> 00:39:57,363
♪ How do I ♪
840
00:39:57,388 --> 00:40:01,635
♪ Get through one night without you? ♪
841
00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:05,707
♪ If I had to live without you ♪
842
00:40:05,732 --> 00:40:09,074
♪ What kind of life would that be? ♪
843
00:40:09,099 --> 00:40:12,808
♪ Oh, I ♪
844
00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:16,972
♪ I need you in my arms,
need you to hold ♪
845
00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:20,743
♪ You're my world, my heart, my soul ♪
846
00:40:20,768 --> 00:40:24,644
♪ And if you ever leave ♪
847
00:40:25,362 --> 00:40:32,143
♪ You would take away
everything good in my life ♪
848
00:40:33,505 --> 00:40:37,254
♪ And tell me now ♪
849
00:40:37,279 --> 00:40:41,941
♪ How do I live without you? ♪
850
00:40:41,966 --> 00:40:44,629
♪ I want to know ♪
851
00:40:44,654 --> 00:40:48,910
♪ How do I breathe without you? ♪
852
00:40:48,935 --> 00:40:52,115
♪ If you ever go ♪
853
00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:57,847
♪ How do I ever, ever survive? ♪
854
00:41:00,075 --> 00:41:01,452
♪ How do I ♪
855
00:41:01,477 --> 00:41:03,472
♪ Oh, how do I ♪
856
00:41:03,497 --> 00:41:05,930
♪ Oh, how do I live? ♪
857
00:41:12,609 --> 00:41:14,220
Hey.
858
00:41:14,549 --> 00:41:16,149
You guys okay?
859
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:19,883
I think so.
860
00:41:22,495 --> 00:41:25,816
Just watching this show about survival.