1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:01,699 Why do you want to be a private investigator? 2 00:00:01,700 --> 00:00:03,566 This? This, I'm... I'm good at. 3 00:00:03,590 --> 00:00:06,347 - I don't know why, but I am. - [GRUNTS] 4 00:00:06,371 --> 00:00:09,106 Hey, thanks for your help with Ansel. 5 00:00:09,130 --> 00:00:10,307 - I owe you one. - Oh, stop it. 6 00:00:10,331 --> 00:00:11,442 I like him. You know that. 7 00:00:11,466 --> 00:00:13,010 You... You had somebody here while my brother was here? 8 00:00:13,034 --> 00:00:14,211 Her name is Liz. 9 00:00:14,235 --> 00:00:16,647 - It was all very PG. - [CLEARS THROAT] 10 00:00:16,671 --> 00:00:18,148 - You and Dex are... - Just friends. 11 00:00:18,172 --> 00:00:19,717 Okay. 12 00:00:19,741 --> 00:00:23,020 I just can't tell if she's playing games or what. 13 00:00:23,044 --> 00:00:24,888 I'd love to show you my world. 14 00:00:24,912 --> 00:00:26,924 Uh, you mean like go to a jazz concert? 15 00:00:26,948 --> 00:00:29,059 - Bowling. - Super sexy. 16 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:30,361 I'm glad you came. 17 00:00:30,385 --> 00:00:32,062 ♪ 18 00:00:32,086 --> 00:00:33,263 [BALL THUDS] 19 00:00:33,287 --> 00:00:34,698 [BOWLING PINS CLATTER] 20 00:00:34,722 --> 00:00:36,233 ♪ 21 00:00:36,257 --> 00:00:38,469 SLOCOMBE: I built businesses right here in Oregon, 22 00:00:38,493 --> 00:00:40,537 created jobs for hardworking Oregonians, 23 00:00:40,561 --> 00:00:43,073 like my dad and his dad before him. 24 00:00:43,097 --> 00:00:44,675 Oregon never follows. 25 00:00:44,699 --> 00:00:46,110 We always lead, 26 00:00:46,134 --> 00:00:47,511 and I want to continue leading us 27 00:00:47,535 --> 00:00:49,871 into a future that works for you. 28 00:00:49,895 --> 00:00:52,349 I am Llewellyn Slocombe, 29 00:00:52,373 --> 00:00:54,051 and I want your vote for State Senate. 30 00:00:54,075 --> 00:00:55,919 - ♪ The American dream ♪ - [WHINNIES] 31 00:00:55,943 --> 00:00:58,088 ANNOUNCER: This message was approved of and paid for 32 00:00:58,112 --> 00:00:59,423 by the political action committee 33 00:00:59,447 --> 00:01:01,759 - Slocombe for Oregon State Senate. - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 34 00:01:01,783 --> 00:01:03,460 Vanessa is ready for you. 35 00:01:03,484 --> 00:01:05,095 Great. 36 00:01:05,119 --> 00:01:06,130 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 37 00:01:06,154 --> 00:01:08,932 Okay, whenever you're ready. This is a redraft. 38 00:01:08,956 --> 00:01:11,068 We're against tort reform on a state level, 39 00:01:11,092 --> 00:01:12,302 but we're for it nationally. 40 00:01:12,326 --> 00:01:13,837 Write it more confusing so the voter 41 00:01:13,861 --> 00:01:15,139 has no idea what we're talking about. 42 00:01:15,163 --> 00:01:17,207 I'm gonna need a salad Niçoise in 45 minutes, 43 00:01:17,231 --> 00:01:19,977 and send them a video how to poach a fish. 44 00:01:20,001 --> 00:01:21,245 You went up against Randall Tapper. 45 00:01:21,269 --> 00:01:22,246 Uh, yeah. 46 00:01:22,270 --> 00:01:23,480 I mean, somebody had to. 47 00:01:23,504 --> 00:01:24,554 Right. Well, it cost him. 48 00:01:24,578 --> 00:01:26,150 He pulled his campaign donation. 49 00:01:26,174 --> 00:01:28,352 I mean, I'm not gonna hold that against you. 50 00:01:28,376 --> 00:01:29,987 Or will I? 51 00:01:30,011 --> 00:01:31,288 DEX: Will you? 52 00:01:31,312 --> 00:01:33,057 I don't know. Let's find out. Whiskey? 53 00:01:33,081 --> 00:01:34,091 Uh, it's 11:00 a.m., 54 00:01:34,115 --> 00:01:35,726 so, yes, of course I will. 55 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:36,960 Elliot! 56 00:01:36,984 --> 00:01:38,495 Two refreshers! 57 00:01:38,519 --> 00:01:40,030 Uh, give me the room. 58 00:01:40,054 --> 00:01:42,299 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 59 00:01:42,323 --> 00:01:45,102 - [CLICKS] - [CLEARS THROAT] 60 00:01:45,126 --> 00:01:46,470 What do you know about Dan Gibson? 61 00:01:46,494 --> 00:01:47,805 Councilman Dan? 62 00:01:47,829 --> 00:01:49,339 Uh... gay, married... 63 00:01:49,363 --> 00:01:51,542 seems smart. I don't know. 64 00:01:51,566 --> 00:01:53,644 I want to destroy Dan Gibson. 65 00:01:53,668 --> 00:01:55,012 - Okay. - I want to reduce him to ash, 66 00:01:55,036 --> 00:01:56,613 and then I want to have a private ceremony, 67 00:01:56,637 --> 00:01:58,282 and by "private," I mean "public ceremony," 68 00:01:58,306 --> 00:02:01,018 where the proud people of Oregon watch me scatter his remains 69 00:02:01,042 --> 00:02:03,287 over the mountains, out to the high desert 70 00:02:03,311 --> 00:02:04,655 to be forgotten forever. 71 00:02:04,679 --> 00:02:05,989 Cool beans. 72 00:02:06,013 --> 00:02:07,124 Oh. 73 00:02:07,148 --> 00:02:08,992 Thank you, Elliot. 74 00:02:09,016 --> 00:02:10,861 Um, why am I here? 75 00:02:10,885 --> 00:02:12,329 I have one month to get voters 76 00:02:12,353 --> 00:02:15,099 to punch the ballot for my guy, Llewellyn Slocombe. 77 00:02:15,123 --> 00:02:17,496 You're gonna find my October Surprise. 78 00:02:18,159 --> 00:02:19,103 So, let me get this straight. 79 00:02:19,127 --> 00:02:22,039 You want me to destroy Councilman Dan? 80 00:02:22,063 --> 00:02:24,108 He's selling squeaky clean. 81 00:02:24,132 --> 00:02:26,110 Nobody in politics is that good. 82 00:02:26,134 --> 00:02:27,811 He has a secret. You're gonna sniff it out, 83 00:02:27,835 --> 00:02:30,080 and you're gonna bring it to me, and I'm gonna detonate his soul. 84 00:02:30,104 --> 00:02:31,415 Yeah, I don't know. Politics? 85 00:02:31,439 --> 00:02:33,150 [INHALES SHARPLY] It's not really my bag. 86 00:02:33,174 --> 00:02:34,251 Are you sure you got the right girl? 87 00:02:34,275 --> 00:02:36,019 It's 50 grand. 5 up front, 88 00:02:36,043 --> 00:02:38,322 45 on receipt of dirt dirty enough to bury Dan Gibson. 89 00:02:38,346 --> 00:02:40,324 Yeah. Yeah, okay. I'll just move some things 90 00:02:40,348 --> 00:02:41,358 - around in my schedule, but, yeah. - [SCREAMING IN DISTANCE] 91 00:02:41,382 --> 00:02:43,393 Vanessa. Vanessa. Uh, security found a package 92 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:46,186 that may contain some anthrax. 93 00:02:48,122 --> 00:02:49,666 Anti-vaxxers. Betcha a finski. 94 00:02:49,690 --> 00:02:52,736 Yeah. Okay, so, I just need that check for the 5 grand. 95 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:53,871 Oh. 96 00:02:53,895 --> 00:02:55,672 Oh, you don't think... you don't think we're good for... 97 00:02:55,696 --> 00:02:57,007 She doesn't think we're good for it. 98 00:02:57,031 --> 00:02:58,375 - Well... - Okay. As a sign of good faith, 99 00:02:58,399 --> 00:03:00,344 I am gonna give you my gas mask. 100 00:03:00,368 --> 00:03:02,169 Gee, thanks. Elliot, give me yours. 101 00:03:05,506 --> 00:03:07,718 I'm gonna need that check, sport. 102 00:03:07,742 --> 00:03:10,787 I don't want to die for $12 an hour. 103 00:03:10,811 --> 00:03:15,092 ♪ 104 00:03:15,116 --> 00:03:16,160 [SIREN WAILING] 105 00:03:16,184 --> 00:03:19,219 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com 106 00:03:20,955 --> 00:03:23,033 LIZ: You were amazing last night. 107 00:03:23,057 --> 00:03:24,434 GREY: Oh, was I? 108 00:03:24,458 --> 00:03:26,570 Oh, my God. My heart stopped. 109 00:03:26,594 --> 00:03:28,172 - Twice. - [CHUCKLES] 110 00:03:28,196 --> 00:03:30,107 Well, you should know... it was my first time. 111 00:03:30,131 --> 00:03:31,842 Oh. Could've fooled me. 112 00:03:31,866 --> 00:03:33,944 - Really? - [CHUCKLES] 113 00:03:33,968 --> 00:03:36,203 I actually recorded it. 114 00:03:38,239 --> 00:03:40,217 Well, do I want to watch it? 115 00:03:40,241 --> 00:03:41,151 Oh, you want to see it. 116 00:03:41,175 --> 00:03:43,387 ♪ Give you a kiss before I walked out ♪ 117 00:03:43,411 --> 00:03:46,223 ♪ And I told you ♪ 118 00:03:46,247 --> 00:03:49,493 It, um... I think we should probably watch it together. 119 00:03:49,517 --> 00:03:50,794 - [CHUCKLING] Oh, no. - Mm-hmm. 120 00:03:50,818 --> 00:03:52,162 [CELLPHONE BEEPING] 121 00:03:52,186 --> 00:03:54,134 Grey, keep that freaking elbow up. 122 00:03:55,389 --> 00:03:57,634 Oh! 123 00:03:57,658 --> 00:03:59,002 [LAUGHS] 124 00:03:59,026 --> 00:04:00,237 Good. I mean, elbow up. 125 00:04:00,261 --> 00:04:01,705 - That's good advice. - Yeah. 126 00:04:01,729 --> 00:04:03,040 My brother Edgar... 127 00:04:03,064 --> 00:04:05,776 two-time Northwest Backyard Axe Toss champ. 128 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,245 What? Where did I find you? 129 00:04:08,269 --> 00:04:10,380 Um, I found you. At your bar. 130 00:04:10,404 --> 00:04:11,915 Literally begged you to take me home. 131 00:04:11,939 --> 00:04:13,584 - [LAUGHS] - So... 132 00:04:13,608 --> 00:04:15,108 Glad you did. 133 00:04:17,264 --> 00:04:18,508 All right. 134 00:04:18,613 --> 00:04:20,324 Let's get started. 135 00:04:20,348 --> 00:04:23,193 Um... I have an awkward question. 136 00:04:23,217 --> 00:04:25,929 Okay. Well, I have an awkward answer. 137 00:04:25,953 --> 00:04:27,164 Can I have a job? 138 00:04:27,188 --> 00:04:32,736 ♪ 139 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:33,971 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 140 00:04:33,995 --> 00:04:36,373 [LAPTOP KEYS CLACKING] 141 00:04:36,397 --> 00:04:39,476 So, you're gonna ruin Councilman Dan's career? 142 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,144 - That's the gig? - Wow, your new lady 143 00:04:41,168 --> 00:04:42,980 really put you through your paces, huh? 144 00:04:43,004 --> 00:04:44,348 No, this is about the cool-down. 145 00:04:44,372 --> 00:04:45,382 I forgot to do the cool-down. 146 00:04:45,406 --> 00:04:48,885 The cool-down is just as important as a warm-up. 147 00:04:48,909 --> 00:04:50,053 I think we're off-topic. 148 00:04:50,077 --> 00:04:52,322 Here's the thing, though... Councilman Dan seems like 149 00:04:52,346 --> 00:04:53,523 a really good person. 150 00:04:53,547 --> 00:04:55,459 I thought you were doing all this to help the good guys. 151 00:04:55,483 --> 00:04:57,327 Well, there are no good guys in politics, 152 00:04:57,351 --> 00:04:58,826 - which is sexist, by the way. - Okay. 153 00:04:58,850 --> 00:05:00,153 Everyone likes him. 154 00:05:01,122 --> 00:05:03,200 You, be yourself. Don't just follow the in-crowd, okay? 155 00:05:03,224 --> 00:05:05,135 You're gonna make everyone hate him. 156 00:05:05,159 --> 00:05:07,738 No, I'm not. I'm sure he is a monster deep down, 157 00:05:07,762 --> 00:05:09,373 like everyone else. 158 00:05:09,397 --> 00:05:11,475 If someone's gonna vote for Councilman Dan, 159 00:05:11,499 --> 00:05:13,143 they deserve to know the truth. 160 00:05:13,167 --> 00:05:14,778 It's the obliques. That's what's really hurting. 161 00:05:14,802 --> 00:05:16,313 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, I hurt my obliques. 162 00:05:16,337 --> 00:05:18,048 She did this thing with her leg, where... 163 00:05:18,072 --> 00:05:20,250 Oh, yeah, an anchor baby. 164 00:05:20,274 --> 00:05:21,318 It's when you wrap around 165 00:05:21,342 --> 00:05:23,220 and there's a lot of compression on the low back... 166 00:05:23,244 --> 00:05:26,323 But we don't need to... we don't need to get into it. 167 00:05:26,347 --> 00:05:28,992 And since when do you care about the truth? 168 00:05:29,016 --> 00:05:32,262 Well, since the truth started to pay. 169 00:05:32,286 --> 00:05:34,398 - "Dan Can Do It." - Mm-hmm. 170 00:05:34,422 --> 00:05:35,453 Oh, you're going undercover. 171 00:05:35,477 --> 00:05:36,700 I sure am. 172 00:05:36,724 --> 00:05:37,834 Gotta start somewhere. 173 00:05:37,858 --> 00:05:41,638 - [TELEPHONES RINGING] - [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 174 00:05:41,662 --> 00:05:48,645 ♪ 175 00:05:48,669 --> 00:05:55,619 ♪ 176 00:05:55,643 --> 00:05:59,323 Hello. Uh, Dex... Gladstone reporting for duty. 177 00:05:59,347 --> 00:06:01,091 Carol. I run the phone bank. 178 00:06:01,115 --> 00:06:02,549 Oh, I got you pegged, Carol. 179 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:05,028 "Team leader... Carol." 180 00:06:05,052 --> 00:06:06,263 Oh. Geez. 181 00:06:06,287 --> 00:06:07,297 Of course, of course. 182 00:06:07,321 --> 00:06:08,532 - Tempeh ball? - Oh, no. 183 00:06:08,556 --> 00:06:10,400 Not in this universe or any other. 184 00:06:10,424 --> 00:06:12,269 Suit yourself. They are quite yummy. 185 00:06:12,293 --> 00:06:13,737 - Now... Oh! - Thank you. 186 00:06:13,761 --> 00:06:15,505 So, um, where do you, uh, want me? 187 00:06:15,529 --> 00:06:17,441 My background is mostly in administration, 188 00:06:17,465 --> 00:06:18,608 so if Dan needs help at his desk... 189 00:06:18,632 --> 00:06:20,143 Oh, no, he has four assistants. 190 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:21,411 - He's completely covered. - Okay. 191 00:06:21,435 --> 00:06:22,913 - [WOMAN SCREAMS] - [ELECTRICITY BUZZING] 192 00:06:22,937 --> 00:06:24,114 - Oh. - [CHUCKLES] 193 00:06:24,138 --> 00:06:25,248 Hardware issues. 194 00:06:25,272 --> 00:06:27,050 - Welcome. - [CHUCKLES] 195 00:06:27,074 --> 00:06:28,919 So, uh, so, fundraising, then? 196 00:06:28,943 --> 00:06:29,853 That is a good guess. 197 00:06:29,877 --> 00:06:30,954 - Hmm. - Here's your script. 198 00:06:30,978 --> 00:06:32,756 Now, there's no quota per se, 199 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:35,392 but a good goal is 30 contacts per shift. 200 00:06:35,416 --> 00:06:36,730 - Mm. - Convert eight of those, 201 00:06:36,755 --> 00:06:37,961 and that's a win. 202 00:06:37,985 --> 00:06:40,263 - Wonderful. - And, uh, and the man himself? 203 00:06:40,287 --> 00:06:41,732 He'll be in. You'll know. 204 00:06:41,756 --> 00:06:43,053 Why are you here? 205 00:06:44,992 --> 00:06:46,470 Oh. Uh... 206 00:06:46,494 --> 00:06:49,239 [CHUCKLES] I'm sorry, what? 207 00:06:49,263 --> 00:06:51,875 We all know Dan is on a rocket to Washington. 208 00:06:51,899 --> 00:06:53,410 He has his eye on the big chair. 209 00:06:53,434 --> 00:06:54,856 Look at these killers. 210 00:06:55,569 --> 00:06:56,780 No, come on. 211 00:06:56,804 --> 00:06:58,448 This is the future of our country, 212 00:06:58,472 --> 00:07:00,250 and these people know that they are riding 213 00:07:00,274 --> 00:07:03,019 a gravy train all the way to D.C. 214 00:07:03,043 --> 00:07:04,507 Now, let me ask you again... 215 00:07:04,532 --> 00:07:07,457 - why are you here? - Mm-hmm. 216 00:07:07,481 --> 00:07:09,326 You know, I just want to know 217 00:07:09,350 --> 00:07:12,562 if Dan is really too good to be true. 218 00:07:12,586 --> 00:07:16,333 So, if I'm gonna hitch this wagon to the gravy train, 219 00:07:16,357 --> 00:07:18,502 I need to know who I'm following. 220 00:07:18,526 --> 00:07:20,036 Let's get you started. 221 00:07:20,060 --> 00:07:21,341 Okeydokey. 222 00:07:22,363 --> 00:07:23,874 LIZ: Oh, geez. Don't go esoteric. 223 00:07:23,898 --> 00:07:25,308 Hey, I'm the customer. You know what? 224 00:07:25,332 --> 00:07:27,110 I'll have what he's having. 225 00:07:27,134 --> 00:07:29,379 Vodka-vodka-pineapple. 226 00:07:29,403 --> 00:07:30,380 I'll have a Manhattan. 227 00:07:30,404 --> 00:07:32,282 Okay. Coming up. 228 00:07:32,306 --> 00:07:33,683 What? No martini glasses? 229 00:07:33,707 --> 00:07:35,018 Do you have Carpano Antica? 230 00:07:35,042 --> 00:07:36,119 Look, I got what I got. 231 00:07:36,143 --> 00:07:38,054 I'll grade you on a curve, okay? 232 00:07:38,078 --> 00:07:39,289 ♪ We spend the days joking ♪ 233 00:07:39,313 --> 00:07:40,757 All right. 234 00:07:40,781 --> 00:07:43,660 ♪ But love to complain that there's no time ♪ 235 00:07:43,684 --> 00:07:45,362 So, what's the barback situation? 236 00:07:45,386 --> 00:07:46,997 He's at soccer practice. 237 00:07:47,021 --> 00:07:48,398 Thursdays, I'm on my own. 238 00:07:48,422 --> 00:07:49,900 Oh. Pushover. 239 00:07:49,924 --> 00:07:51,301 Can I have a week off for Christmas? 240 00:07:51,325 --> 00:07:53,837 Okay, 1... you're not hired yet, 241 00:07:53,861 --> 00:07:55,539 2... absolutely not, 242 00:07:55,563 --> 00:07:58,074 and, 3... it's complicated. 243 00:07:58,098 --> 00:08:00,877 He's a great kid, and I give him Thursdays off for soccer 244 00:08:00,901 --> 00:08:02,879 and Saturdays if he's got a game. 245 00:08:02,903 --> 00:08:04,848 [ICE CUBES CLATTER] 246 00:08:04,872 --> 00:08:05,816 All right. 247 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:07,350 ♪ So fine ♪ 248 00:08:07,374 --> 00:08:08,652 ♪ So fine ♪ 249 00:08:08,676 --> 00:08:09,973 Straw. 250 00:08:10,478 --> 00:08:12,100 You gotta finish it. 251 00:08:13,033 --> 00:08:14,811 Nice final touch. 252 00:08:15,816 --> 00:08:18,895 ♪ So fine ♪ 253 00:08:18,919 --> 00:08:20,230 Damn, that's a pretty good drink. 254 00:08:20,254 --> 00:08:22,399 20 bucks an hour, and I don't pool tips. 255 00:08:22,423 --> 00:08:24,034 She's a deal at twice the price. 256 00:08:24,058 --> 00:08:25,569 And I'm good-looking, too. 257 00:08:25,593 --> 00:08:26,603 Don't hop in, Danny. 258 00:08:26,627 --> 00:08:28,738 Just stop. 259 00:08:28,762 --> 00:08:31,041 What do you say about tomorrow night, we go out? 260 00:08:31,065 --> 00:08:32,442 My buddy's band is playing. 261 00:08:32,466 --> 00:08:33,677 They're not good. 262 00:08:33,701 --> 00:08:35,979 They're actually bad, but they're loud. 263 00:08:36,003 --> 00:08:37,180 What do you say? 264 00:08:37,204 --> 00:08:39,182 [EXHALES SHARPLY] We are going out? 265 00:08:39,206 --> 00:08:41,513 Huh. Bold move. 266 00:08:41,537 --> 00:08:42,552 I like it. 267 00:08:42,576 --> 00:08:44,087 ♪ Keep on, keep running ♪ 268 00:08:44,111 --> 00:08:45,989 - [TELEPHONE RINGING] - Hello, uh... 269 00:08:46,013 --> 00:08:47,557 Jill Woods, my na... [RECEIVER CLICKS, DIAL TONE] 270 00:08:47,581 --> 00:08:48,925 - Uh, Claire Kennedy... - [DIAL TONE] 271 00:08:48,949 --> 00:08:50,327 Whoa. You... You... 272 00:08:50,351 --> 00:08:51,966 - You kiss your mother with that mouth? - [RECEIVER CLICKS, DIAL TONE] 273 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,430 Okay, well, don't answer the phone 274 00:08:53,454 --> 00:08:55,432 while you're in the bath if it's an unknown number. 275 00:08:55,456 --> 00:08:56,833 That would... Yeah, you have a great d... 276 00:08:56,857 --> 00:08:59,202 [RECEIVER CLICKS, DIAL TONE] 277 00:08:59,226 --> 00:09:01,238 They tell you one in five calls pays out, 278 00:09:01,262 --> 00:09:06,276 but it's really like one in 15 in my experience. 279 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:08,578 Archie, the last campaign I worked on... 280 00:09:08,602 --> 00:09:10,480 uh, we had a lot of confidential materials coming in. 281 00:09:10,504 --> 00:09:12,082 Do we have a policy for that here? 282 00:09:12,106 --> 00:09:13,717 Yeah, we shred every night. Dan's a stickler. 283 00:09:13,741 --> 00:09:15,151 Never saves a piece of paper. 284 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:16,520 Okay, so, if I wanted something shredded, 285 00:09:16,544 --> 00:09:17,487 I would just... I'd go in there? 286 00:09:17,511 --> 00:09:18,822 What? No. 287 00:09:18,846 --> 00:09:20,257 Give it to Carol. 288 00:09:20,281 --> 00:09:21,791 "Walk in there." 289 00:09:21,815 --> 00:09:24,628 The Councilman's busy. Rewriting the future. 290 00:09:24,652 --> 00:09:25,662 - [DOOR OPENS] - Of course. 291 00:09:25,686 --> 00:09:26,897 - You know, I've never even met him. - Oh, no? 292 00:09:26,921 --> 00:09:28,498 - [DOOR CLOSES] - Oh. Shh! 293 00:09:28,522 --> 00:09:29,799 - I don't... I just... - I don't understand. 294 00:09:29,823 --> 00:09:31,034 - Don't panic. Don't. How can they just... - They can just cancel? 295 00:09:31,058 --> 00:09:32,002 - It's all right. - That's... 296 00:09:32,026 --> 00:09:33,670 We... We've got the church as an option. 297 00:09:33,694 --> 00:09:34,738 We just... We need something. 298 00:09:34,762 --> 00:09:36,039 [DOOR CLOSES] 299 00:09:36,063 --> 00:09:37,240 I never gossip. 300 00:09:37,264 --> 00:09:38,575 Oh, but please do. 301 00:09:38,599 --> 00:09:41,523 But the venue for tonight's fundraiser fell out. 302 00:09:42,403 --> 00:09:43,947 Talk about a turd sandwich. 303 00:09:43,971 --> 00:09:45,248 We were all gonna go. 304 00:09:45,272 --> 00:09:47,150 - The whole office? - Yeah, as a thank-you. 305 00:09:47,174 --> 00:09:48,652 But I guess we're stuck here, 306 00:09:48,676 --> 00:09:51,621 burning the midnight oil... again. 307 00:09:51,645 --> 00:09:55,759 You know, I know a venue that we can get into super last-minute. 308 00:09:55,783 --> 00:09:58,161 You would be our hero. 309 00:09:58,185 --> 00:09:59,529 Papa needs a new pair of mai tais. 310 00:09:59,553 --> 00:10:01,531 He sure does. Let's get it for him. 311 00:10:01,555 --> 00:10:07,637 ♪ 312 00:10:07,661 --> 00:10:08,805 [LAUGHTER] 313 00:10:08,829 --> 00:10:10,674 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 314 00:10:10,698 --> 00:10:12,676 ♪ 315 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,544 I just want to thank you, uh, for your contributions. 316 00:10:14,568 --> 00:10:16,346 You really saved our bacon tonight... both of you. 317 00:10:16,370 --> 00:10:17,547 Yeah, could not agree more. 318 00:10:17,571 --> 00:10:18,515 Thank you so much. 319 00:10:18,539 --> 00:10:21,117 Well, happy to help. I really like the slogan. 320 00:10:21,141 --> 00:10:23,420 Uh, "Be You, Be True, Be Portland." 321 00:10:23,444 --> 00:10:25,689 "Be You, Be True, Be Portland." 322 00:10:25,713 --> 00:10:26,957 So, we can count on your vote? 323 00:10:26,981 --> 00:10:28,625 I'd vote 10 times if I could. 324 00:10:28,649 --> 00:10:29,826 - [LAUGHTER] - And he might try. 325 00:10:29,850 --> 00:10:31,828 Convicted felon. [CHUCKLES] 326 00:10:31,852 --> 00:10:33,697 - Oh. - He's a business owner now. 327 00:10:33,721 --> 00:10:36,866 That's why he's so into, um, criminal justice. 328 00:10:36,890 --> 00:10:38,234 Hey, well, then you know how important 329 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:39,869 sentencing reform is to me. 330 00:10:39,893 --> 00:10:41,738 We are gonna overturn Measure 11 331 00:10:41,762 --> 00:10:43,773 and get back to common-sense prison terms. 332 00:10:43,797 --> 00:10:45,575 Go out there and save it for the stump speech. 333 00:10:45,599 --> 00:10:46,977 I'm sorry. Listen to me. I can't shut it off. 334 00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:47,978 - [LAUGHS] - But it's true. We will. 335 00:10:48,002 --> 00:10:49,512 It's all silly. All right, you two have fun. 336 00:10:49,536 --> 00:10:50,580 We'll see you out there. 337 00:10:50,604 --> 00:10:51,514 All right. 338 00:10:51,538 --> 00:10:52,782 What was that? 339 00:10:52,806 --> 00:10:54,584 What? I was just... I was making small talk. 340 00:10:54,608 --> 00:10:56,453 Get better at small talk. 341 00:10:56,477 --> 00:10:57,556 What were you doing in there? 342 00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:59,656 You were kissing some serious political ass. 343 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,124 I don't know. Maybe I could do business with him. 344 00:11:01,148 --> 00:11:02,592 He seems honest. 345 00:11:02,616 --> 00:11:04,427 Well, maybe. I'll find out. 346 00:11:04,451 --> 00:11:06,763 I cannot believe you dragged me into all this. 347 00:11:06,787 --> 00:11:09,165 I had to empty out their office somehow, okay? 348 00:11:09,189 --> 00:11:11,935 And you're welcome for all of the paying customers, you know? 349 00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:13,536 Yeah, that's true. 350 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,739 ♪ Hiding up your sleeve ♪ 351 00:11:15,763 --> 00:11:18,675 Huh. You got her tending bar now, huh? 352 00:11:18,699 --> 00:11:20,677 Yeah, just trying her out. 353 00:11:20,701 --> 00:11:21,778 That didn't sound good. 354 00:11:21,802 --> 00:11:23,085 It's a trial period, - Mm-hmm. 355 00:11:23,086 --> 00:11:24,179 And so far, so good. 356 00:11:24,204 --> 00:11:26,182 - Okay. - What? 357 00:11:26,206 --> 00:11:28,251 W... It... Nothing. She just, you know... 358 00:11:28,275 --> 00:11:29,719 she seems a little young. 359 00:11:29,743 --> 00:11:31,090 Young? 360 00:11:31,745 --> 00:11:32,689 Hey. 361 00:11:32,713 --> 00:11:35,191 Hey. Uh, question... 362 00:11:35,215 --> 00:11:36,326 ♪ 363 00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:38,261 Dan for Senate. 364 00:11:38,285 --> 00:11:40,030 All right. Oh, look how good that looks. 365 00:11:40,054 --> 00:11:41,331 Thank you so much for coming. 366 00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:43,266 We appreciate your, uh, support. 367 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:44,567 [DOOR OPENS] 368 00:11:44,591 --> 00:11:46,102 ♪ 369 00:11:46,126 --> 00:11:47,937 - [DOOR CLOSES] - Detective. 370 00:11:47,961 --> 00:11:49,873 Tonight, I'm just here to support a good man. 371 00:11:49,897 --> 00:11:51,012 Thanks for the invite. 372 00:11:51,036 --> 00:11:52,809 When did everybody get into politics? 373 00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:55,545 Middle school, and you're the one wearing the T-shirt. 374 00:11:55,569 --> 00:11:57,747 Oh. Yeah, this is a long story. 375 00:11:57,771 --> 00:11:59,582 Hey, look, um... 376 00:11:59,606 --> 00:12:01,117 if it's cool with you, at some point, 377 00:12:01,141 --> 00:12:02,919 I'd like to meet your brother. 378 00:12:02,943 --> 00:12:05,055 Oh. Uh... yeah. 379 00:12:05,079 --> 00:12:06,423 You know what? Actually, we... 380 00:12:06,447 --> 00:12:08,391 we host a little Thanksgiving thing. 381 00:12:08,415 --> 00:12:10,760 Um... and you're welcome to come to that, 382 00:12:10,784 --> 00:12:11,761 if you don't have any plans. 383 00:12:11,785 --> 00:12:13,930 Ah, anything I can do to avoid my family, 384 00:12:13,954 --> 00:12:16,232 - I'm down. - MAN: Please put your hands together 385 00:12:16,256 --> 00:12:18,868 for your next state senator, Dan Gibson. 386 00:12:18,892 --> 00:12:21,304 - [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] - Thank you. Thank you, Bad Alibi! 387 00:12:21,328 --> 00:12:22,706 Thank you all so much for being here. 388 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:24,140 It means so much to me. 389 00:12:24,164 --> 00:12:27,310 Wow. Um... "Be You, Be True." 390 00:12:27,334 --> 00:12:29,279 My slogan, right? [CHUCKLES] 391 00:12:29,303 --> 00:12:30,980 I want to tell you what it means to be me 392 00:12:31,004 --> 00:12:34,918 and why I'm here working so hard to represent all of you. 393 00:12:34,942 --> 00:12:36,619 Uh, also, for any of you who might have wandered 394 00:12:36,643 --> 00:12:38,822 into the wrong event tonight, by the way, I'm Dan Gibson. 395 00:12:38,846 --> 00:12:40,924 - Okay? Yeah. - [LAUGHTER] 396 00:12:40,948 --> 00:12:44,060 And this is my campaign manager, my husband, Antony. 397 00:12:44,084 --> 00:12:45,181 - [CROWD CHEERS] - Uh, this handsome fella. 398 00:12:45,205 --> 00:12:46,247 And so, if I wander, if I'm wandering 399 00:12:46,271 --> 00:12:47,360 - from my prepared remarks... - All right, I'm gonna go. 400 00:12:47,384 --> 00:12:48,935 You're gonna miss the prepared remarks. 401 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,390 - ...just talk to him... - I'll be right back. You won't miss me. 402 00:12:50,415 --> 00:12:51,325 - All right. - ...'cause he's always keeping a list. 403 00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:52,352 - You guys look great tonight. - [LAUGHTER] 404 00:12:52,377 --> 00:12:54,604 Really, it means so much to me... 405 00:12:54,628 --> 00:12:56,773 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 406 00:12:56,797 --> 00:13:00,977 ♪ 407 00:13:01,001 --> 00:13:02,145 Come on. 408 00:13:02,169 --> 00:13:03,279 [HORN HONKS IN DISTANCE] 409 00:13:03,303 --> 00:13:04,347 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 410 00:13:04,371 --> 00:13:05,615 [BREATHES SHARPLY] 411 00:13:05,639 --> 00:13:11,654 ♪ 412 00:13:11,678 --> 00:13:17,660 ♪ 413 00:13:17,684 --> 00:13:18,862 [DOOR HANDLE CLICKS] 414 00:13:18,886 --> 00:13:20,463 [SCOFFS] 415 00:13:20,487 --> 00:13:26,269 ♪ 416 00:13:26,293 --> 00:13:32,175 ♪ 417 00:13:32,199 --> 00:13:34,010 [SIGHS] 418 00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:40,416 ♪ 419 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,985 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 420 00:13:42,009 --> 00:13:46,489 ♪ 421 00:13:46,513 --> 00:13:47,924 Hey, Carol. 422 00:13:47,948 --> 00:13:49,826 You know, I think I, uh, lost my clipboard... 423 00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:51,294 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 424 00:13:51,318 --> 00:13:52,896 - What's with the letter? - What letter? 425 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,197 The one that's behind your back. 426 00:13:54,221 --> 00:13:55,899 Oh, this letter? This is a personal letter. 427 00:13:55,923 --> 00:13:57,349 My grandmother, uh... You know what? 428 00:13:57,373 --> 00:14:00,069 I got a bad vibe from you from jump. 429 00:14:00,093 --> 00:14:04,040 Now, give me that letter before I have to bust your ass. 430 00:14:04,064 --> 00:14:05,708 Oh, all right. 431 00:14:05,732 --> 00:14:07,911 Yeah, I know who you are, Gladstone. 432 00:14:07,935 --> 00:14:10,914 You're not the only private dick Slocombe hired. 433 00:14:10,938 --> 00:14:12,549 - You're undercover. - Yeah. 434 00:14:12,573 --> 00:14:15,919 I'm working sly, and you have popped a squat on my turf. 435 00:14:15,943 --> 00:14:17,654 [SCOFFS] This is insane. 436 00:14:17,678 --> 00:14:19,322 You're after the October Surprise? 437 00:14:19,346 --> 00:14:20,657 I'm after $75K. 438 00:14:20,681 --> 00:14:21,825 - Same as you. - 75? 439 00:14:21,849 --> 00:14:22,792 No, they told me 50. 440 00:14:22,816 --> 00:14:24,794 Yeah, well, grow up. You're working for scum, 441 00:14:24,818 --> 00:14:26,229 and now you're digging in on scum. 442 00:14:26,253 --> 00:14:28,631 Okay, listen, we're cool. 443 00:14:28,655 --> 00:14:29,899 Doesn't have to be like this, okay? 444 00:14:29,923 --> 00:14:31,868 You know what? If I see you here tomorrow, 445 00:14:31,892 --> 00:14:33,860 we're gonna have problems. 446 00:14:36,296 --> 00:14:37,807 The letter. 447 00:14:37,831 --> 00:14:39,642 [SIGHS] 448 00:14:39,666 --> 00:14:40,697 Okay. 449 00:14:41,644 --> 00:14:42,745 [GRUNTS] 450 00:14:42,769 --> 00:14:44,814 Oh! 451 00:14:44,838 --> 00:14:46,339 ♪ 452 00:14:48,026 --> 00:14:49,765 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 453 00:14:49,790 --> 00:14:50,810 [INDISTINCT TALKING ON TV] 454 00:14:50,835 --> 00:14:51,824 Hey, pal. 455 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:52,859 Just wanted to make sure you're good 456 00:14:52,883 --> 00:14:55,028 with your sister going out of town for the day. 457 00:14:55,052 --> 00:14:57,397 - Where's she going? - The University of Northern Oregon. 458 00:14:57,421 --> 00:14:58,932 But she'll be back for Friendsgiving. 459 00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:00,800 She promises. 460 00:15:00,824 --> 00:15:02,218 It won't be long. 461 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:03,937 - [TV TURNS OFF] - Let's run through this. 462 00:15:03,961 --> 00:15:05,405 How do you lock this place up? 463 00:15:05,429 --> 00:15:08,174 Windows, porch light, side door, and back door. 464 00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,809 Perfect. And what do you do 465 00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:10,911 if you see something you don't like? 466 00:15:10,935 --> 00:15:13,380 I touch my nose with my tongue. 467 00:15:13,404 --> 00:15:15,248 [LAUGHING] All right. Little smart ass. 468 00:15:15,272 --> 00:15:16,883 You're messing with me. 469 00:15:16,907 --> 00:15:18,785 I text the word "apple." 470 00:15:18,809 --> 00:15:21,855 Right, and then I'll be wherever you are. 471 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,224 You guys treat me like a little kid. 472 00:15:24,248 --> 00:15:26,092 - We do? - You do. 473 00:15:26,116 --> 00:15:27,460 Well, I'm sorry. 474 00:15:27,484 --> 00:15:28,723 I don't see you as a little kid. 475 00:15:28,747 --> 00:15:31,298 I see you as a man, and I see you as a friend. 476 00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:32,766 We cool? 477 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:34,334 - I'm cool. - Great. 478 00:15:34,358 --> 00:15:35,902 ♪ 479 00:15:35,926 --> 00:15:37,570 Also, you're out of milk, 480 00:15:37,594 --> 00:15:39,406 so figure that out, tough guy. 481 00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:41,508 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 482 00:15:41,532 --> 00:15:45,545 ♪ 483 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:48,114 [CLEARS THROAT] Uh, Professor Gopalin? 484 00:15:48,138 --> 00:15:49,849 I went by for office hours. 485 00:15:49,873 --> 00:15:51,184 I'm hiding from my juniors. 486 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:52,953 - Oh. - Just handed back their midterms. 487 00:15:52,977 --> 00:15:54,087 Are you a student here? 488 00:15:54,111 --> 00:15:55,155 Oh, no. 489 00:15:55,179 --> 00:15:57,057 Wow. I am flattered. Thank you. 490 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,292 No, I'm here about, uh, Dan Gibson. 491 00:15:59,316 --> 00:16:00,794 Councilman Dan? 492 00:16:00,818 --> 00:16:01,828 I can't imagine why. 493 00:16:01,852 --> 00:16:03,763 Well, he was on the faculty here. 494 00:16:03,787 --> 00:16:05,498 He worked in the econ department with you, 495 00:16:05,522 --> 00:16:07,867 and you were in contact with him recently. 496 00:16:07,891 --> 00:16:09,536 - I'm with his campaign. - I... We were not in... 497 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,538 You sent him a letter last week. 498 00:16:12,963 --> 00:16:14,908 I haven't seen Dan in a decade, 499 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,810 since he was an associate professor. 500 00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:18,278 - I was just wishing him luck. - Okay. 501 00:16:18,302 --> 00:16:21,247 But he held on to your letter, and I understand why. 502 00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:23,516 It was very... intimate. 503 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:24,918 [SIGHS] You read it? 504 00:16:24,942 --> 00:16:27,821 Yes. Yes, you said that you were proud of him 505 00:16:27,845 --> 00:16:29,022 for living his truth, 506 00:16:29,046 --> 00:16:30,890 and I guess I'm just wondering what lie 507 00:16:30,914 --> 00:16:33,560 he was living with way back when. 508 00:16:33,584 --> 00:16:35,862 Sometimes a letter's just a letter. 509 00:16:35,886 --> 00:16:38,999 I apologize if you wasted your time coming out here. 510 00:16:39,023 --> 00:16:45,338 ♪ 511 00:16:45,362 --> 00:16:47,974 Detective. It's been too long. 512 00:16:47,998 --> 00:16:49,376 Oh, just long enough. 513 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,777 What do I owe the pleasure? 514 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,179 Uh, I am here to report a break-in. 515 00:16:53,203 --> 00:16:54,381 Mm. 516 00:16:54,405 --> 00:16:55,815 And what walked off on you? 517 00:16:55,839 --> 00:16:56,950 You... You don't want to get a pen? 518 00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,885 Oh, let's hear the story first. 519 00:16:58,909 --> 00:17:00,687 The break-in... was it, uh, was it your house? 520 00:17:00,711 --> 00:17:02,355 Dan Gibson's campaign office, 521 00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:05,492 burglarized by your friend Dex Parios. 522 00:17:05,516 --> 00:17:06,993 So, you would like to report her? 523 00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:09,462 Oh, no, I'm... I'm... I'm not at liberty to do that. 524 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:10,997 Technically, I shouldn't have been there 525 00:17:11,021 --> 00:17:13,400 to witness the break-in. 526 00:17:13,424 --> 00:17:15,568 Okay, so, what would you like me to do? 527 00:17:15,592 --> 00:17:17,570 Bring her in. Get her off the street. 528 00:17:17,594 --> 00:17:19,072 Scare her straight. 529 00:17:19,096 --> 00:17:20,306 - Get her off the streets? - Yes. 530 00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,876 And I assume that you already tried to do this yourself? 531 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,645 Um... that conversation ended prematurely. 532 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:26,846 She beat feet. 533 00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:27,914 But if you tell me where she's at, 534 00:17:27,938 --> 00:17:29,916 I'd be happy to talk to her. 535 00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:32,085 Carol, why are you still doing this? 536 00:17:32,109 --> 00:17:33,953 - You got to be in your late... - Watch it. 537 00:17:33,977 --> 00:17:35,288 - ...30s. - Mm. 538 00:17:35,312 --> 00:17:36,956 You still have a cabin up in Mount Hood, right? 539 00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:38,892 - Mm. - Why not get out of the game? 540 00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:40,126 No way this is still fun. 541 00:17:40,150 --> 00:17:42,462 And is that why you do it, Miles? 542 00:17:42,486 --> 00:17:43,763 For the laughs? 543 00:17:43,787 --> 00:17:47,033 Look, your girl Dex is in over her head. 544 00:17:47,057 --> 00:17:48,935 These are heavy people. 545 00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:51,538 All right. I'll pass that on. 546 00:17:51,562 --> 00:17:54,015 But, listen... Carol... 547 00:17:54,932 --> 00:17:57,644 think about that cabin, all right? 548 00:17:57,668 --> 00:18:01,170 - [TELEPHONES RING IN DISTANCE] - [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 549 00:18:04,926 --> 00:18:05,919 [WHISPERING] Hello. 550 00:18:05,943 --> 00:18:08,088 I'm sorry. I couldn't speak freely. 551 00:18:08,112 --> 00:18:11,391 Listen, I am here to help your friend Dan. 552 00:18:11,415 --> 00:18:12,725 [NORMAL VOICE] Will you help me do that? 553 00:18:12,749 --> 00:18:14,094 Why would I do that? 554 00:18:14,118 --> 00:18:16,362 Or I could turn your life upside down 555 00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,222 and... see what falls out? 556 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,136 Not necessary. 557 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,039 When Dan taught here, he was a different person. 558 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,807 DEX: How so? Your colleagues said they loved him, 559 00:18:27,831 --> 00:18:29,209 said the students did, too. 560 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,311 Some of them, maybe too much. 561 00:18:31,335 --> 00:18:33,379 One student in particular... very attractive. 562 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,581 I always wondered. 563 00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:37,050 If he violated school policy. 564 00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,518 - Don't be naive. - Okay. 565 00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:39,876 What are you doing here? 566 00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:42,956 I'm just trying to get ahead of things for Dan, 567 00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:44,657 but what was his, um, name... 568 00:18:44,681 --> 00:18:46,960 the... the... the student that he got tangled up in? 569 00:18:46,984 --> 00:18:48,595 Her name. 570 00:18:48,619 --> 00:18:50,029 Dan wasn't out. 571 00:18:50,053 --> 00:18:51,998 He was trying so hard to pass. 572 00:18:52,022 --> 00:18:54,300 Not that it mattered to us, but it did to him, 573 00:18:54,324 --> 00:18:56,436 and this girl was all over him. 574 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:57,437 She was beautiful. 575 00:18:57,461 --> 00:18:59,005 Do you remember her name? 576 00:18:59,029 --> 00:18:59,939 No. 577 00:18:59,963 --> 00:19:01,608 This is 15 years ago. 578 00:19:01,632 --> 00:19:03,977 Anything you remember could help. 579 00:19:04,001 --> 00:19:05,278 She played volleyball. 580 00:19:05,302 --> 00:19:06,479 She dropped out. 581 00:19:06,503 --> 00:19:08,348 Next semester, Dan was gone. 582 00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:10,316 I'm proud he embraced his story. 583 00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:13,052 It's not always easy being true. 584 00:19:13,076 --> 00:19:14,470 No, no, it's not. 585 00:19:15,479 --> 00:19:17,390 Uh, thank you. 586 00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:20,193 You did a great thing for the people of Oregon. 587 00:19:20,217 --> 00:19:29,091 ♪ 588 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:37,129 You know the Internet stocks video pornography for free? 589 00:19:37,153 --> 00:19:39,431 All right. I'm helping Dex on the case. 590 00:19:39,455 --> 00:19:41,481 - Why? - Uh, 'cause she asked me, 591 00:19:41,506 --> 00:19:43,121 - and I owe her. - For what? 592 00:19:43,146 --> 00:19:44,503 A bunch of stuff. 593 00:19:44,527 --> 00:19:45,837 Hey, look, which one of these girls 594 00:19:45,861 --> 00:19:47,606 do you think is the, um... 595 00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:50,175 you know, the best, um... 596 00:19:50,199 --> 00:19:52,144 - The... - The, uh... 597 00:19:52,168 --> 00:19:54,379 - The hottest? - It's a reductive term, but yes. 598 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,581 Which one is the hottest, in your opinion? 599 00:19:56,605 --> 00:19:58,150 - [LAUGHS] Number 9. - That's what I was thinking. 600 00:19:58,174 --> 00:19:59,370 It's Number 9 for sure. Yeah. 601 00:19:59,395 --> 00:20:00,485 All right, I got to tell Dex that. 602 00:20:00,509 --> 00:20:02,120 Yeah, I think you cracked this thing wide open. 603 00:20:02,144 --> 00:20:03,321 - [LAUGHS] - Good job. 604 00:20:03,345 --> 00:20:05,090 Thanks. Can I be honest? 605 00:20:05,114 --> 00:20:06,191 I kinda love this. 606 00:20:06,215 --> 00:20:08,426 Rooting around in people's past, pulling the thread. 607 00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:11,096 It's fun. Did you Google-stalk me? 608 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,798 After we met? 609 00:20:12,822 --> 00:20:14,566 - No. - So, you found it? 610 00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:17,302 - Found what? - How I wound up in Portland. 611 00:20:17,326 --> 00:20:21,072 How my ex had a psychotic break on vacation in France, 612 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,841 said I used him as a drug mule. 613 00:20:22,865 --> 00:20:24,910 Heroin, he said. 614 00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:27,145 Police detained me. 615 00:20:27,169 --> 00:20:30,248 The State Department had to get me out in the end. 616 00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,483 I was trapped for two months. 617 00:20:31,507 --> 00:20:34,186 Lost my job. I lost everything. 618 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:37,946 Had to leave Seattle and just start over. 619 00:20:40,082 --> 00:20:41,793 I don't know if you're messing with me or not. 620 00:20:41,817 --> 00:20:43,161 Well, you're the super-sleuth. 621 00:20:43,185 --> 00:20:44,719 [CHUCKLES] 622 00:20:49,525 --> 00:20:50,769 [HORNS HONK IN DISTANCE] 623 00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:51,970 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] 624 00:20:51,994 --> 00:20:53,672 - [LINE RINGS] - [CELLPHONE VIBRATES, BEEPS] 625 00:20:53,696 --> 00:20:55,173 - Hey. - Hey, Dex. 626 00:20:55,197 --> 00:20:57,409 Yeah, I think I got her. Blond hair, long legs. 627 00:20:57,433 --> 00:21:00,078 Wow. You're really painting a word picture, buddy. 628 00:21:00,102 --> 00:21:02,447 She plays volleyball her freshman and sophomore year, 629 00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:03,715 and then she just drops out. 630 00:21:03,739 --> 00:21:04,972 Okay. I'll take a run at her. 631 00:21:04,996 --> 00:21:06,218 - What's her name? - Her name? Yeah. 632 00:21:06,242 --> 00:21:07,285 Emma Lindstrom. 633 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,954 Great. Thanks. 634 00:21:08,978 --> 00:21:10,322 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] 635 00:21:10,346 --> 00:21:11,456 Ah. 636 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,824 Link. 637 00:21:12,848 --> 00:21:14,960 - [CELLPHONE CHIMES] - Gotcha. 638 00:21:14,984 --> 00:21:16,217 Okay. 639 00:21:17,286 --> 00:21:19,187 Lindstrom. 640 00:21:20,155 --> 00:21:21,299 - [COMPUTER BEEPS] - Wow. 641 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,400 That was easy. 642 00:21:22,424 --> 00:21:24,035 Looks like I'm driving to Yamhill. 643 00:21:24,059 --> 00:21:26,238 [THE STAPLE SINGERS' "I'LL TAKE YOU THERE" PLAYS] 644 00:21:26,262 --> 00:21:27,839 ♪ Oh ♪ 645 00:21:27,863 --> 00:21:29,307 ♪ Mm ♪ 646 00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,209 ♪ 647 00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:34,212 ♪ I know a place ♪ 648 00:21:34,236 --> 00:21:35,580 ♪ Uh ♪ 649 00:21:35,604 --> 00:21:38,516 ♪ Ain't nobody crying ♪ 650 00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:40,218 ♪ 651 00:21:40,242 --> 00:21:43,688 ♪ Ain't nobody worried ♪ 652 00:21:43,712 --> 00:21:45,290 ♪ No ♪ 653 00:21:45,314 --> 00:21:47,859 ♪ Ain't no smiling faces ♪ 654 00:21:47,883 --> 00:21:50,195 ♪ Mnh-mnh, no, no ♪ 655 00:21:50,219 --> 00:21:52,353 ♪ Lying to the races ♪ 656 00:21:55,824 --> 00:21:58,236 ♪ - Mercy, now ♪ ♪ - I'll take you there ♪ 657 00:21:58,260 --> 00:22:02,107 ♪ I'm calling, calling, calling for mercy ♪ 658 00:22:02,131 --> 00:22:04,075 ♪ I'll take you there ♪ 659 00:22:04,099 --> 00:22:06,778 ♪ Mercy, mercy ♪ 660 00:22:06,802 --> 00:22:08,980 - ♪ I'll take you there ♪ - [DOOR OPENS] 661 00:22:09,004 --> 00:22:10,282 - Hey. - [DOOR CLOSES] 662 00:22:10,306 --> 00:22:11,583 You must be Jacob. 663 00:22:11,607 --> 00:22:12,651 Yeah, that's me. 664 00:22:12,675 --> 00:22:15,587 I'm, uh, Dex... Guardstone. 665 00:22:15,611 --> 00:22:18,890 Uh, I'm a friend of your mom's from way back when. 666 00:22:18,914 --> 00:22:20,248 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 667 00:22:23,085 --> 00:22:24,368 Thanks. 668 00:22:25,354 --> 00:22:26,498 Well, it's a party. 669 00:22:26,522 --> 00:22:28,533 I'm Casey, Emma's brother. 670 00:22:28,557 --> 00:22:29,935 I-Is everything okay, Mom? 671 00:22:29,959 --> 00:22:31,269 EMMA: Everything's fine, sweetie. 672 00:22:31,293 --> 00:22:32,804 Why don't you go get started on your homework? 673 00:22:32,828 --> 00:22:33,905 Okay. 674 00:22:33,929 --> 00:22:36,041 You kids keep it down in here. 675 00:22:36,065 --> 00:22:38,700 Nice to meet you, Miss Guardstone. 676 00:22:43,472 --> 00:22:44,482 Shall we go outside? 677 00:22:44,506 --> 00:22:45,640 Yeah. 678 00:22:47,109 --> 00:22:48,420 Sweet kid. 679 00:22:48,444 --> 00:22:49,421 CASEY: Smart ass. 680 00:22:49,445 --> 00:22:50,689 Like I said. 681 00:22:50,713 --> 00:22:53,189 What is your business with my sister? 682 00:22:54,483 --> 00:22:56,194 Uh... 683 00:22:56,218 --> 00:22:57,295 [CLEARS THROAT] 684 00:22:57,319 --> 00:22:59,278 I have questions... 685 00:22:59,989 --> 00:23:01,266 about Jacob. 686 00:23:01,290 --> 00:23:02,867 So do I. Who sent you? 687 00:23:02,891 --> 00:23:04,803 Well, what does it matter? I got sent. 688 00:23:04,827 --> 00:23:07,472 Um... I know about you and Dan Gibson. 689 00:23:07,496 --> 00:23:09,107 I know a lot, actually. 690 00:23:09,131 --> 00:23:13,311 I know that he gave you a B-plus in Applied Econometrics, 691 00:23:13,335 --> 00:23:14,444 that you had a fling 692 00:23:14,468 --> 00:23:15,497 and then you dropped out of school 693 00:23:15,521 --> 00:23:17,615 and had his baby, Jacob. 694 00:23:17,639 --> 00:23:20,285 But you, uh, you never told him. Why is that? 695 00:23:20,309 --> 00:23:21,886 Don't... Don't come in our house with this garbage. 696 00:23:21,910 --> 00:23:24,689 Look, there was no father on the birth certificate. 697 00:23:24,713 --> 00:23:25,824 That's a red flag to me. 698 00:23:25,848 --> 00:23:27,592 And I am not the one you need to worry about, okay? 699 00:23:27,616 --> 00:23:29,995 There are bad people that are gonna find Jacob. 700 00:23:30,019 --> 00:23:31,162 It's campaign season. 701 00:23:31,186 --> 00:23:34,480 This is very valuable information. 702 00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:36,835 You don't have to say anything. 703 00:23:36,859 --> 00:23:38,651 Casey, I got it. 704 00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:41,706 I was obsessed with Dan. 705 00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:44,009 I had a feeling he was hiding things. 706 00:23:44,033 --> 00:23:46,075 I guess I thought he was so smart. 707 00:23:46,535 --> 00:23:48,780 And he made me feel smart... 708 00:23:48,804 --> 00:23:50,949 but I had a boyfriend back home. 709 00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:54,552 I got pregnant, and... I lied. 710 00:23:54,576 --> 00:23:57,188 Told him Jacob was his. 711 00:23:57,212 --> 00:23:59,524 He split right after Jacob was born. 712 00:23:59,548 --> 00:24:01,326 He didn't deserve to be a father. 713 00:24:01,350 --> 00:24:05,970 It's only ever been us... me, my brother, and my boy. 714 00:24:06,555 --> 00:24:07,732 You have to protect your family. 715 00:24:07,756 --> 00:24:09,234 I can respect that. 716 00:24:09,258 --> 00:24:11,141 What do you suggest we do? 717 00:24:12,394 --> 00:24:14,272 I think you tell him. 718 00:24:14,296 --> 00:24:16,174 Now, in your own words. 719 00:24:16,198 --> 00:24:18,176 I can't. 720 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,178 They're gonna ruin my son's life. 721 00:24:20,202 --> 00:24:21,212 You don't have to do this. 722 00:24:21,236 --> 00:24:22,180 You can keep this a secret. 723 00:24:22,204 --> 00:24:24,082 That's what I'm... I'm trying to tell you. 724 00:24:24,106 --> 00:24:25,650 I can't. 725 00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,018 And... And... And you can't, either. 726 00:24:27,042 --> 00:24:28,520 So, you're gonna... you're gonna sell this? 727 00:24:28,544 --> 00:24:30,555 You're gonna profit off our family? 728 00:24:30,579 --> 00:24:33,658 I am going to fulfill my job. 729 00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:35,249 Yeah. 730 00:24:35,551 --> 00:24:37,084 Good to know. 731 00:24:37,586 --> 00:24:39,197 Now get the hell out of our house. 732 00:24:39,221 --> 00:24:41,666 ♪ 733 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:43,034 [SIGHS] 734 00:24:43,058 --> 00:24:46,971 ♪ 735 00:24:46,995 --> 00:24:48,406 Yeah. 736 00:24:48,430 --> 00:24:50,631 [CLEARS THROAT] 737 00:24:55,590 --> 00:24:59,310 ♪ 738 00:24:59,335 --> 00:25:00,416 Hey. 739 00:25:01,423 --> 00:25:02,700 I am so screwed. 740 00:25:02,724 --> 00:25:05,036 - Yeah? Who isn't? - No, I mean it. 741 00:25:05,060 --> 00:25:06,271 It's bad. 742 00:25:06,295 --> 00:25:07,438 It's bad. I messed up. 743 00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:08,740 Worse... Worse than normal. 744 00:25:08,764 --> 00:25:09,962 Okay. What'd you do? 745 00:25:09,986 --> 00:25:12,844 Um... I found what my client was looking for. 746 00:25:12,868 --> 00:25:13,912 Oh, quit bragging. 747 00:25:13,936 --> 00:25:16,180 No, I mean it. This is really bad, Grey, okay? 748 00:25:16,204 --> 00:25:17,916 I-I-I found her, the... the girl, 749 00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:19,984 and I don't know what to do with what I found. 750 00:25:20,008 --> 00:25:22,987 Well, for $45,000, you turn her in to the client, all right? 751 00:25:23,011 --> 00:25:24,956 I know. I know. I know. 752 00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:27,625 But if I do that, then I blow up her life, 753 00:25:27,649 --> 00:25:30,428 and... you know, that's not why I do this. 754 00:25:30,452 --> 00:25:33,231 Okay. Why did you start doing this? 755 00:25:33,255 --> 00:25:35,475 - To help people, I think. - Which is great. 756 00:25:35,499 --> 00:25:37,101 Dex, I can't give you an opinion 757 00:25:37,125 --> 00:25:38,636 unless you let me know what's going on. 758 00:25:38,660 --> 00:25:39,953 - [DOOR OPENS] - What's up? 759 00:25:39,977 --> 00:25:40,939 - Well... - LIZ: Hey. 760 00:25:40,963 --> 00:25:42,431 - Hey. - Hi. 761 00:25:42,455 --> 00:25:43,770 - Hey. - Hey. 762 00:25:43,794 --> 00:25:45,191 What do you say? We still on for tonight? 763 00:25:45,216 --> 00:25:46,194 Yeah. 764 00:25:46,218 --> 00:25:48,079 I just came back early to prep my station. 765 00:25:48,103 --> 00:25:49,740 That is really great. 766 00:25:51,006 --> 00:25:52,450 What were you saying? What's the thing? 767 00:25:52,474 --> 00:25:54,886 ♪ Memory is sweet ♪ 768 00:25:54,910 --> 00:25:56,688 I'm not gonna... she's... 769 00:25:56,712 --> 00:25:58,022 No. It's okay. She knows about the girl. 770 00:25:58,046 --> 00:25:59,046 What? 771 00:25:59,070 --> 00:26:00,112 You told her? Why? 772 00:26:00,136 --> 00:26:01,793 'Cause she helped me identify her. 773 00:26:01,817 --> 00:26:03,629 Oh, Number 9, with the legs. 774 00:26:04,152 --> 00:26:05,763 Okay, I'm a private investigator. 775 00:26:05,787 --> 00:26:06,998 "Private." 776 00:26:07,022 --> 00:26:09,731 You... You can't just spill my work to the new bartender. 777 00:26:09,755 --> 00:26:12,136 Liz. My name is Liz. 778 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,072 Liz. This is unbelievable. 779 00:26:14,096 --> 00:26:15,098 I don't even know why I came here. 780 00:26:15,122 --> 00:26:16,641 Okay, enough. Just let me help you. 781 00:26:16,665 --> 00:26:18,176 No, you know what? I'm good. 782 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,444 Don't just say "I'm good." 783 00:26:19,468 --> 00:26:21,512 I'll just figure this out on my own, okay? 784 00:26:21,536 --> 00:26:27,185 ♪ 785 00:26:27,209 --> 00:26:29,153 Dex, come on. 786 00:26:29,177 --> 00:26:31,412 [DOOR CLOSES] 787 00:26:32,814 --> 00:26:33,992 ♪ ...fade away ♪ 788 00:26:34,016 --> 00:26:36,628 ♪ Now I really don't know ♪ 789 00:26:36,652 --> 00:26:40,665 ♪ I really don't know what to do ♪ 790 00:26:40,689 --> 00:26:42,200 ♪ Yeah ♪ 791 00:26:42,224 --> 00:26:44,202 ♪ Well, I really don't know ♪ 792 00:26:44,226 --> 00:26:48,039 ♪ I really don't know what to do ♪ 793 00:26:48,063 --> 00:26:50,208 ♪ What to do, yeah ♪ 794 00:26:50,232 --> 00:26:52,110 ♪ I really don't know ♪ 795 00:26:52,134 --> 00:26:57,081 ♪ I really don't know what to do, yeah ♪ 796 00:26:57,105 --> 00:26:58,483 ♪ Nothing to do ♪ 797 00:26:58,507 --> 00:27:00,885 - [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] - [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 798 00:27:00,909 --> 00:27:04,055 ♪ 799 00:27:04,079 --> 00:27:05,490 [SCOFFS] A rose? 800 00:27:05,514 --> 00:27:07,592 Come on, man, relax. It's for a lady. 801 00:27:07,616 --> 00:27:09,817 When was the last time you got somebody a flower, huh? 802 00:27:09,841 --> 00:27:10,795 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] 803 00:27:10,819 --> 00:27:13,231 It's nice. You should try it. 804 00:27:13,255 --> 00:27:14,932 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] 805 00:27:14,956 --> 00:27:17,761 _ 806 00:27:19,261 --> 00:27:20,171 [SNIFFLES] 807 00:27:20,195 --> 00:27:24,075 ♪ 808 00:27:24,099 --> 00:27:25,777 You want a flower? 809 00:27:25,801 --> 00:27:26,811 Mm. 810 00:27:26,835 --> 00:27:31,582 ♪ 811 00:27:31,606 --> 00:27:32,707 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 812 00:27:39,881 --> 00:27:41,259 - What?! - [EXHALES SHARPLY] 813 00:27:41,283 --> 00:27:43,061 - We need to talk. - Hard pass. 814 00:27:43,085 --> 00:27:44,929 You don't even want to know the topic? 815 00:27:44,953 --> 00:27:46,030 Blow my mind. 816 00:27:46,054 --> 00:27:47,532 It involves you getting paid. 817 00:27:47,556 --> 00:27:55,073 ♪ 818 00:27:55,097 --> 00:27:57,208 Okay. So, here's the deal. 819 00:27:57,232 --> 00:27:58,242 I got the thing. 820 00:27:58,267 --> 00:27:59,844 - Mm-hmm? - The October Surprise. 821 00:27:59,868 --> 00:28:02,447 So, what I'm thinking is, you take it to Vanessa, 822 00:28:02,471 --> 00:28:03,614 split your fee with me. 823 00:28:03,638 --> 00:28:05,149 75 grand, right down the middle. 824 00:28:05,173 --> 00:28:07,685 I see. So, the thing you found is bad, 825 00:28:07,709 --> 00:28:09,120 someone begged you not to use it, 826 00:28:09,144 --> 00:28:10,221 but you're gonna. 827 00:28:10,245 --> 00:28:12,457 Now you're trying to spread your bad juju around. 828 00:28:12,481 --> 00:28:14,959 35. You take 40, I'll take 35. 829 00:28:14,983 --> 00:28:16,027 You're on your own, girlie. I'm out. 830 00:28:16,051 --> 00:28:19,997 Okay, how about I take 25, you get to keep 50 grand? 831 00:28:20,021 --> 00:28:22,266 You don't get it. I quit. 832 00:28:22,290 --> 00:28:23,668 Heard Vanessa bragging 833 00:28:23,692 --> 00:28:25,636 how she was gonna destroy Councilman Dan. 834 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:27,205 I got too many bodies on my belt. 835 00:28:27,229 --> 00:28:28,740 You know what kinda cases I like? 836 00:28:28,764 --> 00:28:32,376 Reuniting kids with their biological parents. 837 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,568 That's my bag from here on out. 838 00:28:36,104 --> 00:28:37,215 Okay, so what do I do? 839 00:28:37,239 --> 00:28:39,950 The question you need to answer is, 840 00:28:39,975 --> 00:28:42,788 how much pain are you willing to inflict for a dollar? 841 00:28:43,578 --> 00:28:45,823 And I'd think fast, 842 00:28:45,847 --> 00:28:47,291 'cause they got more people out there 843 00:28:47,315 --> 00:28:50,628 who'll do just about anything to scoop you. 844 00:28:50,652 --> 00:28:51,672 Who? 845 00:28:53,188 --> 00:28:55,366 You're in over your head. 846 00:28:55,390 --> 00:28:59,237 You should just lean on Detective Hoffman. 847 00:28:59,261 --> 00:29:01,272 He's watching out for you. 848 00:29:01,296 --> 00:29:03,767 You know what? I can watch my six just fine. 849 00:29:04,599 --> 00:29:06,645 Whatever you do, remember this... 850 00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:10,428 you got to live with yourself. 851 00:29:10,453 --> 00:29:11,997 Yep. 852 00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,251 Thanks. 853 00:29:13,275 --> 00:29:15,176 Mm-hmm. 854 00:29:16,244 --> 00:29:18,790 [DOOR CLOSES] 855 00:29:18,814 --> 00:29:20,324 [CELLPHONE VIBRATES, CHIMES] 856 00:29:20,348 --> 00:29:21,659 ♪ 857 00:29:21,683 --> 00:29:22,894 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] 858 00:29:22,918 --> 00:29:26,597 ♪ 859 00:29:26,621 --> 00:29:29,367 [CAR ENGINE STARTS] 860 00:29:29,391 --> 00:29:30,868 [BRAKES SQUEAL] 861 00:29:30,892 --> 00:29:38,676 ♪ 862 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:39,944 [DOOR CLOSES] 863 00:29:39,968 --> 00:29:41,813 Anse? Are you okay? 864 00:29:41,837 --> 00:29:43,181 I am now. Did you get my text? 865 00:29:43,205 --> 00:29:44,382 Yeah, I did. 866 00:29:44,406 --> 00:29:45,883 What are you doing in my house? 867 00:29:45,907 --> 00:29:47,685 Oh, I'm fine, thank you. How are you? 868 00:29:47,709 --> 00:29:49,420 I wanted to deliver this in person. 869 00:29:49,444 --> 00:29:50,244 Troy? 870 00:29:54,049 --> 00:29:55,389 45 grand? What is this for? 871 00:29:55,413 --> 00:29:57,662 It's your bonus for getting us what we needed. 872 00:29:57,686 --> 00:29:59,197 I haven't shown anyone my file. 873 00:29:59,221 --> 00:30:00,832 So, Casey Lindstrom, Emma's brother, 874 00:30:00,856 --> 00:30:02,233 he came to me because you proved to him 875 00:30:02,257 --> 00:30:04,435 that their little family secret was worth something. 876 00:30:04,459 --> 00:30:06,237 So, naturally, I bought it off him, 877 00:30:06,261 --> 00:30:07,805 and now I am paying you 878 00:30:07,829 --> 00:30:09,373 because he wouldn't have come forward otherwise. 879 00:30:09,397 --> 00:30:11,309 So, thank you. 880 00:30:11,333 --> 00:30:13,311 Wow. So, he sold out his own family? 881 00:30:13,335 --> 00:30:15,246 Okay, so what happens now? 882 00:30:15,270 --> 00:30:17,281 Now, I use what you found 883 00:30:17,305 --> 00:30:19,550 to go suck Councilman Dan into a black hole 884 00:30:19,574 --> 00:30:21,485 from which he'll never emerge. 885 00:30:21,509 --> 00:30:23,221 Oh, we go live at the county fair in... 886 00:30:23,245 --> 00:30:24,488 oh, in about an hour. 887 00:30:24,512 --> 00:30:27,825 So... you did good, Parios. 888 00:30:27,849 --> 00:30:29,360 Mm-hmm. 889 00:30:29,384 --> 00:30:30,695 Look, don't do this, okay? 890 00:30:30,719 --> 00:30:32,430 Jacob is a really good kid, 891 00:30:32,454 --> 00:30:35,499 and if you do this to him, his life is gonna be ruined. 892 00:30:35,523 --> 00:30:37,268 [SIGHS] 893 00:30:37,292 --> 00:30:38,836 That's sad. 894 00:30:38,860 --> 00:30:40,371 Well... [GROANS] 895 00:30:40,395 --> 00:30:42,129 ...cat's out of the barn. 896 00:30:43,465 --> 00:30:44,999 - [SIGHS] - [DOOR OPENS] 897 00:30:45,867 --> 00:30:47,612 - What's the matter? - [DOOR CLOSES] 898 00:30:47,636 --> 00:30:52,717 Um... well, I just destroyed two families, buddy. 899 00:30:52,741 --> 00:30:54,452 [EXHALES SHARPLY] Listen, I have to go. 900 00:30:54,476 --> 00:30:56,754 - Where? - I'm gonna fix it. 901 00:30:56,778 --> 00:30:58,356 Are you okay? 902 00:30:58,380 --> 00:31:00,258 - I'm okay, Dex. - Okay. 903 00:31:00,282 --> 00:31:01,985 Lock the door after me, okay? 904 00:31:02,829 --> 00:31:07,667 ♪ Under the raging sun's open fire, fire, fire ♪ 905 00:31:07,692 --> 00:31:09,837 You're really slicing those limes, huh? 906 00:31:09,861 --> 00:31:11,672 Yeah, they should float. 907 00:31:11,696 --> 00:31:13,507 That's right. 908 00:31:13,531 --> 00:31:15,275 Hey, um... 909 00:31:15,299 --> 00:31:17,144 I'm... I'm sorry, 910 00:31:17,168 --> 00:31:19,980 but... I think we should keep this professional. 911 00:31:20,004 --> 00:31:21,582 Employee, boss. 912 00:31:21,606 --> 00:31:22,850 Keep? 913 00:31:22,874 --> 00:31:25,819 Well, we wouldn't be keeping it professional, right? 914 00:31:25,843 --> 00:31:28,722 We would be changing it to professional. 915 00:31:28,746 --> 00:31:29,857 Technically. 916 00:31:29,881 --> 00:31:31,498 No, physically. 917 00:31:32,483 --> 00:31:33,694 Liz, w-what happened? 918 00:31:33,718 --> 00:31:35,007 It was kind of last-minute. 919 00:31:35,031 --> 00:31:37,431 You canceled, and you did it via text. 920 00:31:37,455 --> 00:31:38,999 I know. I'm sorry. 921 00:31:39,023 --> 00:31:40,501 All right, you've already said that. 922 00:31:40,525 --> 00:31:42,169 This is where I would normally ask you, 923 00:31:42,193 --> 00:31:43,103 "Did I do something wrong?" 924 00:31:43,127 --> 00:31:44,638 But I know I didn't, so... 925 00:31:44,662 --> 00:31:46,907 - You didn't. - I know. [CHUCKLES] 926 00:31:46,931 --> 00:31:50,677 Look, pretend I'm dumb and catch me up. 927 00:31:50,701 --> 00:31:52,579 What's going on? 928 00:31:52,603 --> 00:31:55,916 It's just... watching you two together... 929 00:31:55,940 --> 00:31:57,518 I don't want to get in between anything. 930 00:31:57,542 --> 00:31:59,276 You talking about me and Dex? 931 00:31:59,777 --> 00:32:01,298 We are just friends. 932 00:32:01,322 --> 00:32:02,456 You can trust me. 933 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,591 I want to trust you, but I just met you. 934 00:32:04,615 --> 00:32:06,293 I've seen this movie before. 935 00:32:06,317 --> 00:32:07,412 My last boyfriend... 936 00:32:07,436 --> 00:32:09,796 You are comparing me to the guy who cracked up? 937 00:32:09,820 --> 00:32:12,533 Yes, but he had this ex who was always hanging around, 938 00:32:12,557 --> 00:32:15,669 and in the end, he wound up with her again. 939 00:32:15,693 --> 00:32:18,461 I... I just need to protect myself. 940 00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:24,511 Well, I can say this... you have not seen this movie before. 941 00:32:24,535 --> 00:32:27,581 'Cause this movie went straight to DVD. 942 00:32:27,605 --> 00:32:29,616 In South Korea. 943 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:30,984 [LAUGHING] It was terrible. 944 00:32:31,008 --> 00:32:32,686 I'm backing out of the metaphor. 945 00:32:32,710 --> 00:32:34,221 Hey, can I put this knife down? 946 00:32:34,245 --> 00:32:36,079 [CHUCKLES] Yes. 947 00:32:37,982 --> 00:32:39,126 Look, I really like you. 948 00:32:39,150 --> 00:32:40,527 I think you're great, okay? 949 00:32:40,551 --> 00:32:43,096 And I'm right here, and I'd like to give this a shot. 950 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,072 And, look, me and Dex... we're just friends. 951 00:32:46,624 --> 00:32:48,635 Give me a minute to prove that to you, okay? 952 00:32:48,659 --> 00:32:50,871 ♪ You brave the sight, I paint the picture ♪ 953 00:32:50,895 --> 00:32:52,539 - Okay. - ♪ Oh ♪ 954 00:32:52,563 --> 00:32:56,843 ♪ And all she wants to do is cruise ♪ 955 00:32:56,867 --> 00:32:57,978 - Okay. - Yeah. 956 00:32:58,002 --> 00:32:59,112 I'm holding you to it. 957 00:32:59,136 --> 00:33:01,081 [CHUCKLES] Okay. 958 00:33:01,105 --> 00:33:02,516 - [LAUGHS] - [BELL RINGING] 959 00:33:02,540 --> 00:33:04,418 SLOCOMBE: Llewellyn Slocombe... remember that. 960 00:33:04,442 --> 00:33:06,486 Llewellyn... Hey. How you doing? 961 00:33:06,510 --> 00:33:07,721 Hi, sweetie. 962 00:33:07,745 --> 00:33:09,523 Good. 963 00:33:09,547 --> 00:33:10,557 Sir, don't get up. 964 00:33:10,581 --> 00:33:12,659 - But get my vote, all right? - All right. 965 00:33:12,683 --> 00:33:14,194 Nice to see you. 966 00:33:14,218 --> 00:33:16,763 A vote for Slocombe is a vote for income! 967 00:33:16,787 --> 00:33:17,876 WOMAN: Slocombe! 968 00:33:17,900 --> 00:33:19,199 [CHUCKLING] Hey. How you doing? 969 00:33:19,223 --> 00:33:21,468 - Vote, okay? - Hey. 970 00:33:21,492 --> 00:33:22,603 Wow. You're voting, right? 971 00:33:22,627 --> 00:33:24,237 [CHUCKLING] Okay. 972 00:33:24,261 --> 00:33:25,839 Llewellyn Slocombe, everybody. 973 00:33:25,863 --> 00:33:26,873 Yes. 974 00:33:26,897 --> 00:33:29,743 Thank you. Every vote counts! 975 00:33:29,767 --> 00:33:33,013 - [CHUCKLES] - Uh, Councilman... Dan? 976 00:33:33,037 --> 00:33:35,415 Um... you don't know me from Eve, but... 977 00:33:35,439 --> 00:33:36,748 Uh... 978 00:33:37,308 --> 00:33:38,952 Dex Gladstone, right? 979 00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:41,188 Uh, rescued my fundraiser. I owe you. 980 00:33:41,212 --> 00:33:42,623 Um... uh, we don't have a lot of time, 981 00:33:42,647 --> 00:33:45,592 but, uh, I'm not who I said I was, 982 00:33:45,616 --> 00:33:47,961 and I have some sensitive i-information 983 00:33:47,985 --> 00:33:50,971 that I need to share with you. 984 00:33:51,455 --> 00:33:53,800 Uh... Team Dan, c-could we have the room? 985 00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:55,517 - Oh, all right. - Thanks. 986 00:33:56,293 --> 00:33:57,237 What's up? 987 00:33:57,261 --> 00:33:59,973 Um... so, you have a son. 988 00:33:59,997 --> 00:34:03,110 Uh, his mother is Emma Lindstrom. 989 00:34:03,134 --> 00:34:05,445 His name's Jacob. He's, uh, 15 years old. 990 00:34:05,469 --> 00:34:06,813 He's very funny. 991 00:34:06,837 --> 00:34:08,248 - Uh, he's in AP Lit. - Uh. 992 00:34:08,272 --> 00:34:11,741 I-I tracked him down for your opponent. 993 00:34:12,443 --> 00:34:13,987 W-What? 994 00:34:14,011 --> 00:34:14,921 Y... 995 00:34:14,945 --> 00:34:16,323 You were investigating me? 996 00:34:16,347 --> 00:34:17,724 I was. I was. 997 00:34:17,748 --> 00:34:19,826 And Slocombe's team is planning on going live 998 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:21,495 with this right now. 999 00:34:21,519 --> 00:34:22,666 Then what the hell are you doing here? 1000 00:34:22,690 --> 00:34:24,631 I took a job I shouldn't have taken, okay? 1001 00:34:24,655 --> 00:34:25,966 I thought that both sides were dirty, 1002 00:34:25,990 --> 00:34:27,668 so what did it matter what side I was on? 1003 00:34:27,692 --> 00:34:28,969 But I was wrong. 1004 00:34:28,993 --> 00:34:30,737 It does matter, and... and I'm... I'm here. 1005 00:34:30,761 --> 00:34:32,272 I'm trying... I'm trying to fix this. 1006 00:34:32,296 --> 00:34:34,041 - Okay, does... - Oh, my God. 1007 00:34:34,065 --> 00:34:35,742 Does the boy know about me? 1008 00:34:35,766 --> 00:34:38,345 No. No, Emma never told him. 1009 00:34:38,369 --> 00:34:41,114 Okay. Uh... S-Slocombe speaks first. 1010 00:34:41,138 --> 00:34:42,816 We've got, like, 15 minutes to strategize here. 1011 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,251 Wait, you have a son? 1012 00:34:44,275 --> 00:34:45,218 [SIGHS] 1013 00:34:45,242 --> 00:34:48,021 Your whole coalition is based on the fact 1014 00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:49,823 that you were an out gay man, 1015 00:34:49,847 --> 00:34:51,591 that you were honest about who you are. 1016 00:34:51,615 --> 00:34:53,827 They're behind me because I have a vision for the future, Ant. 1017 00:34:53,851 --> 00:34:57,164 - I... - Dan, our slogan is "Be You, Be True." 1018 00:34:57,188 --> 00:34:59,466 This changes the story we've been telling, 1019 00:34:59,490 --> 00:35:00,834 and the story is everything. 1020 00:35:00,858 --> 00:35:02,736 Okay, sorry, this kid, your son... 1021 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,605 he... he didn't ask to be in the middle of this story. 1022 00:35:05,629 --> 00:35:06,873 What do I do now? 1023 00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:09,242 Wha... [STAMMERS] 1024 00:35:09,266 --> 00:35:10,744 I guess you own it, okay? 1025 00:35:10,768 --> 00:35:13,880 No spin. We expand your truth. 1026 00:35:13,904 --> 00:35:15,849 Okay, well, that might work for you, 1027 00:35:15,873 --> 00:35:17,551 but it's still gonna mess up Jacob's life. 1028 00:35:17,575 --> 00:35:19,519 You're taking counsel from a turncoat PI? 1029 00:35:19,543 --> 00:35:21,688 - I... - You don't know that. Just... 1030 00:35:21,712 --> 00:35:23,039 - Oh, my God. - Okay, look. 1031 00:35:23,063 --> 00:35:25,125 This... This side, they're gonna burn you, okay? 1032 00:35:25,149 --> 00:35:26,860 They don't care what happens to you 1033 00:35:26,884 --> 00:35:28,228 or to Jacob or his mother. 1034 00:35:28,252 --> 00:35:29,329 What have I done? 1035 00:35:29,353 --> 00:35:30,497 You didn't do anything. 1036 00:35:30,521 --> 00:35:32,699 Dan, Emma made her choice, 1037 00:35:32,723 --> 00:35:34,835 and now you have to make yours. 1038 00:35:34,859 --> 00:35:35,902 What are we supposed to do? 1039 00:35:35,926 --> 00:35:37,704 This is gonna ruin everything. 1040 00:35:37,728 --> 00:35:39,773 - All the work we've done... - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1041 00:35:39,797 --> 00:35:40,997 I have a plan. 1042 00:35:42,366 --> 00:35:43,744 But you're not gonna like it. 1043 00:35:43,768 --> 00:35:46,603 ♪ 1044 00:35:50,184 --> 00:35:52,063 All right, people are coming off of funnel cakes, 1045 00:35:52,077 --> 00:35:53,221 so let's talk fast. 1046 00:35:53,245 --> 00:35:54,389 Someone want to tell me 1047 00:35:54,413 --> 00:35:55,657 what the holy hell is going on here? 1048 00:35:55,681 --> 00:35:58,993 We all know you're about to detonate Dan's family secret. 1049 00:35:59,017 --> 00:36:00,795 Okay, they would have done the same to us. 1050 00:36:00,819 --> 00:36:01,696 SLOCOMBE: Mm-hmm. 1051 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:03,965 Actually, honey, we ran a clean campaign. 1052 00:36:03,989 --> 00:36:05,266 We stand for something. 1053 00:36:05,290 --> 00:36:06,601 Ooh. Keep talking. 1054 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:07,635 I'm getting aroused. 1055 00:36:07,659 --> 00:36:08,734 That's disgusting. 1056 00:36:08,758 --> 00:36:11,573 - Mm-hmm. - You knock-off Kellyanne Conway. 1057 00:36:11,597 --> 00:36:14,109 Okay. Jacob Lindstrom is a 15-year-old kid 1058 00:36:14,133 --> 00:36:15,944 who has no idea what's happening here, 1059 00:36:15,968 --> 00:36:18,913 so what is it gonna take for you to keep him out of this? 1060 00:36:18,937 --> 00:36:22,350 Ooh. Well, that's a big ask. 1061 00:36:22,374 --> 00:36:24,332 Uh, there's only one thing that... 1062 00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:28,223 I understand, and I am prepared. 1063 00:36:28,247 --> 00:36:29,758 ANTONY: But we don't trust you. 1064 00:36:29,782 --> 00:36:31,259 We want assurances. 1065 00:36:31,283 --> 00:36:32,794 - In writing. - Mm-hmm. 1066 00:36:32,818 --> 00:36:33,995 - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. - Mm-hmm. 1067 00:36:34,019 --> 00:36:35,152 - Okay. - Huh? 1068 00:36:35,176 --> 00:36:36,355 I want to hear you say it first, though. 1069 00:36:36,379 --> 00:36:38,466 I just... I just want to hear it. [CHUCKLES] 1070 00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:39,934 ♪ 1071 00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:42,036 I will drop out of the race. 1072 00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:43,138 - [BREATHES SHARPLY] - Mm, mm. 1073 00:36:43,162 --> 00:36:44,739 And you're gonna sign a contract 1074 00:36:44,763 --> 00:36:46,107 that says that you and your team 1075 00:36:46,131 --> 00:36:48,576 are not gonna utter Jacob's name. 1076 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,578 Not today, not ever. 1077 00:36:50,602 --> 00:36:52,113 Great. Sure. Just draft it up. 1078 00:36:52,137 --> 00:36:53,271 I already did. 1079 00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:56,351 Okay. 1080 00:36:56,375 --> 00:36:59,087 ♪ 1081 00:36:59,111 --> 00:37:00,738 I hope you're proud of yourselves. 1082 00:37:00,762 --> 00:37:02,090 Very. 1083 00:37:02,114 --> 00:37:03,124 Let's take a little peek here. 1084 00:37:03,148 --> 00:37:05,160 - Mm. - All right. 1085 00:37:05,184 --> 00:37:11,666 ♪ 1086 00:37:11,690 --> 00:37:13,124 Thank you. 1087 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,928 I never pegged you to be a family man. 1088 00:37:19,264 --> 00:37:21,009 - [GRUNTS] - Whoa, Dan! 1089 00:37:21,033 --> 00:37:22,210 I should have done that on the debate stage, 1090 00:37:22,234 --> 00:37:23,311 you son of a bitch! I'm gonna... 1091 00:37:23,335 --> 00:37:24,412 You're gonna hear from my lawyer! 1092 00:37:24,436 --> 00:37:26,149 And you know... Hey! That was a good punch, though. 1093 00:37:26,173 --> 00:37:27,148 - That was good. - Oh, wow. 1094 00:37:27,172 --> 00:37:28,344 - Let's go. Let's go. Let go of me! - I know karate! 1095 00:37:28,368 --> 00:37:30,428 - Can we get a car? Good job. - I'll come and get you! 1096 00:37:30,452 --> 00:37:32,170 [SIGHS] Excitement. 1097 00:37:32,194 --> 00:37:34,088 [LAUGHS] 1098 00:37:34,112 --> 00:37:35,190 [SIGHS] 1099 00:37:35,214 --> 00:37:37,225 Well, Dan was the better man. 1100 00:37:37,249 --> 00:37:40,562 Oh, I've been at this since I was about knee-high... 1101 00:37:40,586 --> 00:37:42,197 at my daddy's mistress. 1102 00:37:42,221 --> 00:37:44,132 We don't always deserve the better man, 1103 00:37:44,156 --> 00:37:46,134 but you... you. 1104 00:37:46,158 --> 00:37:49,070 Wow. I am definitely keeping you in mind for future work. 1105 00:37:49,094 --> 00:37:51,172 Oh, no. No. No, thank you. 1106 00:37:51,196 --> 00:37:53,208 That would be... That'd be horrible. 1107 00:37:53,232 --> 00:37:55,143 Um, you can take this back. 1108 00:37:55,167 --> 00:37:57,078 - It's money. - It's blood money. 1109 00:37:57,102 --> 00:37:58,847 Is there any other kind? 1110 00:37:58,871 --> 00:38:00,982 Yeah, there is. 1111 00:38:01,006 --> 00:38:02,517 ♪ 1112 00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:04,152 I will see you around the bouncy house. 1113 00:38:04,176 --> 00:38:05,386 Mm-hmm. 1114 00:38:05,410 --> 00:38:08,490 ♪ 1115 00:38:08,514 --> 00:38:10,124 [CROWD CHEERING] 1116 00:38:10,148 --> 00:38:15,830 ♪ 1117 00:38:15,854 --> 00:38:24,706 ♪ 1118 00:38:24,730 --> 00:38:27,275 Well, this is all that's left of Grandma's china. 1119 00:38:27,299 --> 00:38:28,643 She threw a lot of it. 1120 00:38:28,667 --> 00:38:29,844 [CHUCKLING] Yeah. 1121 00:38:29,868 --> 00:38:32,213 Do you remember when she broke, um, Uncle Mark's nose? 1122 00:38:32,237 --> 00:38:33,392 - Yeah. [CHUCKLES] - [DOOR OPENS] 1123 00:38:33,416 --> 00:38:34,649 - GREY: Hey, we're here! - [DOOR CLOSES] 1124 00:38:34,673 --> 00:38:35,873 Hey. 1125 00:38:38,443 --> 00:38:42,090 Ah. You brought the bartender to Friendsgiving. 1126 00:38:42,114 --> 00:38:43,258 I did. We're together. 1127 00:38:43,282 --> 00:38:45,260 And her name is Liz, and you know that. 1128 00:38:45,284 --> 00:38:48,129 For example, Liz, would you explain the thing? 1129 00:38:48,153 --> 00:38:51,132 Um, I have been aging a barrel of Sazerac. 1130 00:38:51,156 --> 00:38:53,668 Wow. Well, by all means, come on in. 1131 00:38:53,692 --> 00:38:55,603 - Okay. - Great. 1132 00:38:55,627 --> 00:38:57,505 - [DOOR OPENS] - Mm-hmm. 1133 00:38:57,529 --> 00:38:59,140 [DOOR CLOSES] 1134 00:38:59,164 --> 00:39:00,708 - Oh, Detective. - Hey. 1135 00:39:00,732 --> 00:39:02,310 Hey. 1136 00:39:02,334 --> 00:39:04,045 Looks like you got the invite. 1137 00:39:04,069 --> 00:39:05,713 Looks that way. 1138 00:39:05,737 --> 00:39:07,282 So, I got the bottle you drink first 1139 00:39:07,306 --> 00:39:09,284 and the bottle you drink second. 1140 00:39:09,308 --> 00:39:10,952 Thank you. 1141 00:39:10,976 --> 00:39:13,054 Hey, Ansel, this is Miles. 1142 00:39:13,078 --> 00:39:14,669 Miles, Ansel. 1143 00:39:15,414 --> 00:39:18,126 So, you can just invite anybody you want? 1144 00:39:18,150 --> 00:39:19,394 Well, it is my house. 1145 00:39:19,418 --> 00:39:21,229 Well, it's your parents' house. 1146 00:39:21,253 --> 00:39:22,297 [SIGHS] 1147 00:39:22,321 --> 00:39:23,932 Do you want to eat or not? 1148 00:39:23,956 --> 00:39:24,933 - I do. - Okay. 1149 00:39:24,957 --> 00:39:26,568 You didn't let her cook anything, did you? 1150 00:39:26,592 --> 00:39:28,770 - No way. - All right. 1151 00:39:28,794 --> 00:39:30,705 My doctor's traveling this week. 1152 00:39:30,729 --> 00:39:32,874 I can't get sick. 1153 00:39:32,898 --> 00:39:35,243 [CHUCKLES] 1154 00:39:35,267 --> 00:39:36,649 Rough day? 1155 00:39:38,337 --> 00:39:40,281 Uh, it's just, you know... 1156 00:39:40,305 --> 00:39:43,051 No, go on and tell her. You're a hero. 1157 00:39:43,075 --> 00:39:43,985 [SCOFFS] 1158 00:39:44,009 --> 00:39:45,520 Um... 1159 00:39:45,544 --> 00:39:48,756 I stopped the world from ruining one kid's life, 1160 00:39:48,780 --> 00:39:50,792 but to do that, I had to bury a man 1161 00:39:50,816 --> 00:39:54,295 who was gonna make the world a better place. 1162 00:39:54,319 --> 00:39:55,830 You did the right thing. 1163 00:39:55,854 --> 00:39:57,432 You know what I'm grateful for? 1164 00:39:57,456 --> 00:39:58,967 Oh, yeah. Let's do that. 1165 00:39:58,991 --> 00:40:00,168 Hey, that's for you. 1166 00:40:00,192 --> 00:40:02,236 For things we couldn't predict. 1167 00:40:02,260 --> 00:40:04,138 If I hadn't walked in 1168 00:40:04,162 --> 00:40:07,742 to a decidedly not-haunted bar on a job, 1169 00:40:07,766 --> 00:40:09,477 I would have never met this guy. 1170 00:40:09,501 --> 00:40:11,446 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 1171 00:40:11,470 --> 00:40:12,480 That's true. 1172 00:40:12,504 --> 00:40:13,681 - Cheers. - [GLASSES CLINK] 1173 00:40:13,705 --> 00:40:15,272 - Cheers. - To you. 1174 00:40:17,242 --> 00:40:18,720 Where's the restroom? 1175 00:40:18,744 --> 00:40:19,884 Down the hall. 1176 00:40:19,908 --> 00:40:20,911 Okay. 1177 00:40:24,116 --> 00:40:25,293 - [SNIFFLES] - Whew. 1178 00:40:25,317 --> 00:40:27,318 She is perfect, right? 1179 00:40:29,254 --> 00:40:30,365 I don't know. 1180 00:40:30,389 --> 00:40:33,998 Um... she seems really, like, happy. 1181 00:40:35,327 --> 00:40:36,542 What? 1182 00:40:37,029 --> 00:40:38,306 Is she okay? 1183 00:40:38,330 --> 00:40:40,174 Like, um, mentally? 1184 00:40:40,198 --> 00:40:43,378 ["BRING IT ON HOME TO ME" PLAYS] 1185 00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:48,449 ♪ 1186 00:40:48,473 --> 00:40:51,319 ♪ If you ever ♪ 1187 00:40:51,343 --> 00:40:53,534 ♪ Change your mind ♪